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it's just a java discord bot LMAO
Why would u advertise that in console if the person running that already has a server

Sorry too political I go to politics next time sorry
I was scroll on the tiktok
Gratz
So, yea, until proven otherwise, I'm convinced everybody here is info feet, prove me wrong
i am into thighs
ur 100% correct tho
ping
🏓 Pong. Execution took 60000ms
I waited exactly one minute to respond with that.
Damn kash throwing shade
cat knows i love him


lol, after i finish a dota match my pc sometimes crashes

aight, am too lazy to figure out what that is cuz the HTML is too big that less is being laggy, but it redirects to YouTube at some point
Dunno what vid cuz am lazy
just pipe it into more?
classic rick roll
ah, did you check?
actually I can just use a Discord embed
yeah
nice job
hysterical
Get free minecraft through our best and safe 100% SSSSSSL encypton metod and get acces s to hypixal!!
@void void should make it say admin access to hypixel 
Anyone knows if hyperx cloud ii wired work on ps5?
@lament patio how?
I mean normal entities yeah but idk for players cuz /data doesn't work on them
ah forgot about that one, too many health effects lol
Does anyone know how i would push the total amount of players on my MC network to cachet? I want to show players that have been on my mc network over a week shown here
dunno what cachet is but if your network is running velocity or bungee or whatever there's api methods to get the total players
idk how the cachet api works but all you'd need to do is send that number to cachet
Is there any documentation for this? i'm using waterfall proxy
also cachet is a status page. https://status.rapiermc.com
I mean, I've literally never heard of cachet, so, I doubt that there is something prewritten out there
the bungee api is generally doc'd on spigots site, creating a plugin for waterfall/bungee is easy in IJ especially if you have the mc dev plugin
I've never made a plugin before.. so that'll be fun
and i've accumulated a nice grouping of background tasks (13 of these)
smh
you're like the 18th person to say that to me today 
cat should activate his time machine and go back to a place where the UK isn't bad
So before WWII? That’s gonna be a long way ago 
hello can anyone tell me what purpur or tuinity servers are
I think you mean back to the Roman Empire
forks of paper
pure bliss
runs away
I feel bad, I mixed Billy up with bergerkiller
purpur is made by a dude whos wife drives the better bike, fwiw
Tried to talk to him about TrainCarts last time
Purpur enable you to ride all animals including yer mum 
bergerkiller is the traincarts guy
Yep
No joke @unreal quarry first thing my friend told me about purpur is always riding mobs

I was telling people you made purpur because maintaining TrainCarts was too annoying 😛
Oh yeah “check out that fork that let you ride mobs”
it was purpur's first feature ^_^
flying squids its second?
purpur is fueled by the beastiality agenda in order to make it more acceptable to ride all the animals!
ah, just swap out traincarts for ridables and you'd be correct 😛
brb, PRing human centepede villagers to purpur

flying squids is a meme that gained weight because it pissed off MrIvanPlays
😄
Every excuse to piss of that dude is a legit one
Billy
I have an idea
wat
dont question it
Make an Easter egg if you name a mob Ivan, it set bukkit aware to false
we're working on making squids retaliate soon
if you piss them off they will attach to your head and deal damage
you'll have to jump and hope rng favors you for them to detach so you can run away
pets cat
purrs
this is what happens when the UK wins against germany
Worüber redest du?
i just wasted my college savings on csgo skins AMA
Were you dropped as a child?
inb4 college savings was like $500
I was drooped on my head when I was little. That's why I see killer clowns murdering people but no one else sees them.
well, i'd be worried if the killer clowns weren't murdering people
They dont kill people all the time. Half of the time they are eating unborn children
Lol
to expand more on that, it was 2-3 euro worth of skins
how will you ever recover?
i don't know
You paid for skins for what??
for guns
On CS GO?
yes.
Lol
it was not worth it, now im 0.32 euro short for half life 2
and i cannot sell the skins until june 11 i believe (the summersale ends on 8)
july not june*
/eggs/
just bought forza horizon 4, 55% off isn't bad
i bought a starwars bundle for 40$ and forza
link to star wars bundle?
I spent all night. And still it does not compile.
what is it?
good deal though $150 for $41
battlefront isn't really my thing but squadrons and jedi: fallen order are both amazing
I think I got squads free on EG.
only got SWBF2 for free on EG
Oh I think I got that too.
it tells to download 16 version of java, can't i just upgrade java?
but how to update? it says you already have the latest version
Follow the guide for how to update to Java 16 here: https://paper.readthedocs.io/en/latest/java-update/index.html
this convo reminded me that i needed to install java 16 on my server so ty
Hello, whats difference between this two?
oo ok, then i need to install HotSpot, and it will work for minecraft and also for paper?
Ye
oo ok thanks
Your client has its own version of Java it's using, so if you wanna use yours you'd have to modify the version settings
oo you mean, doesnt matter what java version my client is using?
Yeah 
oo ok thanks
paper uses Vanilla?
yup
oo ok
Paper was written based off of Mojang's server, not from scratch
It downloads the vanilla jar and then applies a bunch of changes to make it into Paper
(since distributing the modified version would be illegal)
Because it's proprietary software
oo okie
Cuz it's Mojang's code, which is illegal to distribute, and it also contains GPL-licensed CraftBukkit code (and Spigot and Paper) which can't be distributed along-side code under a more restrictive license like Mojang's
thanks
1999 has arrived! Even the freaking virtual keyboard which is a mess!
All I wanted to do is buy some Series I savings bonds...
its patching since 1 hour
Windows moment
wdym?
lol is windows slow at patching too somehow?
like the bsdiff patch i mean
shouldn't be effected by windows
(I don't know actually I was kinda memeing but I wouldn't be surprised, sorry not the right timing)
part of the reason I wound up switching to Fidelity, although the fractional shares were the biggest draw IMO
got this error
Blame Mojang
why?
That happens with 1.17 even in vanilla
I took a look at my personal financial state right now, and I have too much cash parked in a savings account with 0.01% interest, so I'm going to put most of my emergency fund into these Series I savings bonds to get inflation protection on the money
I like Vanguard because the funds own Vanguard, and the investors own the funds. It's very unique, and I'm also a simple investor. I just throw into index funds and let my stuff sit.
AFAIK the theory was that that was useless debug info they forgot to take out, but not sure
oo ok, but why did this occured?, like will this occur every time?
Don't get me wrong, I love Vanguard and was a customer for 4 years
Yeah
I still own Vanguard ETFs
dunno, but I do know people safely ignore it
I haven't looked into Fidelity too much
will this occur every time?
ask in #paper-help if you want to seek a more informative answer, or I'll give you an issue link one sec
In fact, I probably couldn't have invested so prolifically in them if I didn't have fractional shares, since Fidelity has awful mutual fund offerings outside of 4 zero-expense funds
I have about half of my NW in vanguard atm and then still got some sitting in savings for rapid liquidity, but other than that my financial state atm is kinda wacko... I have a lot of research still yet to do
thanks
Although Fidelity's zero expense index funds would be great for parking most of the cash I have. Something like:
- 1 month expenses in savings for liquidity's sake
- 3 month expenses in Series I savings bonds
- rest in a 50/50 US stocks/bonds mix
I haven't got bonds at the moment, but looking into it. I have give or take 2-3 months expenses in savings. The rest is in VTSAX. I've not got a whole lot to work with yet (still in school, no job yet, but i plan to do 40/60 keep/invest strategy with every paycheck for a good while once I finish this up and get myself a job
I have a job now and on the 17th I'll get access to my company's 401(k) plan
Looking into money market as well, but vanguard's good one is closed to new investors atm so mega sadge
I am trying to invest most of my cash
Cls is used to clear console in cmd, what is it used in paper. i mean here?
I started budgeting for the first time recently (lol)
there is none in paper
it showed that I have room to improve my savings rate
Yeah, I plan to do that as well and get as close to FIRE (financial independence/retire early; I'm sure you know but just saying for others) as possible but I'm a bit late
FIRE is my end goal too
and yeah, me too. I am very new to managing my money lol.
I had 10K debt at the beginning of 2020, now I've got 10K positive NW
Building as best as I can
I did do good when I invested $50k in VTIAX/VTSAX/VBTLX in 2017
That's excellent
Wow, I didn't know shit could be worth 10k

The positive net worth is the first and most important step
Yeah, when I hit $0 NW I was so fucking happy, but I'm quite proud of myself so far. I'm really looking forward to building what I have
Now you get to the slow and boring part - saving and investing a lot of money
Yep :D
anyone?
You were answered
.
There is none
I'm starting in earnest on my journey as well. I'm well ahead of you so far as I got pretty lucky, but in due time you'll reach your number (mine is $2.5 million)
You can get a plugin for that though I suppose
so can't i just stop getting this logs?
i mean, some terminals have a command to reset the screen
I actually haven't calculated my end goal as I haven't really got a job yet or figured out what my true month-to-month expenses will be
(mainly just kill the scrollback buffer)
I'm actually kinda stuck there
how to, zzzCat?
But, it is a lot more than I have so I'm just going to be throwing a fuckload into it
Budgeting is going to be the first step towards knowing what your number is, also consider how you'd like to peruse FIRE. Lean FIRE might be an option if you want to move to the Philippines for early retirement.
Then again, also consider climate change risks in that plan.
Yeah, my fiancee and I both have FIRE as a joint goal and we do plan to move to PH for early retirement. I'm a member of r/leanfire, but I'm super new. I don't know the difference between leat/fat/coast fire etc
What are your risk hedges btw?
Besides cash
Well, and bonds I guess
I'm getting into Series I bonds. Protects against inflation.
Yeah, cash protects against deflation too in case we get that sort of crash
I need to look into bonds
some terminals
for cmd, i got no idea if there is a way to, check the right click, otherwise 🤷♂️
use a proper terminal app
I'll be back running outside real quick, will reply
Series I bonds make perfect emergency fund investment vehicles, plus it is backed by the faith and credit of the U.S. government, so barring some major political problem, you'll be fine
Then again, we've had a few too many major political problems recently, but this isn't the place to discuss that.
what is a proper terminal app?
windows terminal is nice
how to download it and will i be able to clear the terminal, like what zzzCat told?
we really aren't here to walk you through every step of the process
I don't see a keybind to do that, also don't understand why you want to do that
Lean FIRE is going to be retiring with a lower net worth (usually under $1 million) by dramatically lowering expenses while you're working and when you're retired. Moving to the Philippines would help a lot with lowering your cost of living - then you could withdraw 3% of a $500k nest egg every year and get out $15,000, which would ensure a pretty comfortable retirement.
However you can extend your runway by adding more to your nest egg. Get to $500k and see if you can work a couple more "one more years"
1250 a month sounds horrible to me
Not if you are living in the Philippines
$1,250 per month there goes much further
Ah fair enough
Plus, remote work is still an option for you!
Yeah I could live off much less than that there easily
although, you do need to consider that you will be living much longer than a usual retirement time scale - instead of planning for 20 or 30, you need to think more like 40, 50, or even 60
What about bond index funds like https://investor.vanguard.com/mutual-funds/profile/VBTLX ?
Also going to need a bit larger of a nest egg actually because while we will live in PH, we plan to travel a looooooooot
Can you elaborate on this? Sorry for the shitload of questions lmao. You don't have to answer
It's okay! Well, the Philippines is uniquely vulnerable to things like sea level changes, changes in average temperature, and different storm patterns due to climate change.
After all, it's a chain of (granted, relatively large) islands.
Ah, yeah. Very good point. That hadn't even crossed my mind.
Investment-grade bonds are complicated - right now, they're not going to provide you with great returns simply due to interest rates being so low.
and people have been saying the spawn radius of hostile mobs are a bit messed up
does anyone know how I can fix that?
Right, but in terms of an inflation hedge it's still pretty solid right?
Good call out though about the Series I bonds. I'm gonna look into that
Bonds can have long periods of effectively zero return too.
Yeah, that's fair
Even Series I bonds are vulnerable - right now, the fixed-rate component of Series I bond interest is a mere 0.00%, not much better than a savings account at a brick-and-mortar bank, but the CPI component will ensure inflation stays at bay, so at least you're not losing your investment. In addition, Series I bonds are protected against deflation since you can never make less than your initial investment.
The inflation protection and the fact it is right now better than parking the money at the bank is why I'm buying some now.
oh, ha just reminded me I need to study too
...
not for 6 hours though, only takes 1 1/2 hours
11/12 hours you mean?
Series I bonds are protected against deflation since you can never make less than your initial investment.
Really? How is your initial principal protected like that? What about other later contributions?
Inflation and deflation protection?
nope, only taking two classes
It is protected because Series I bonds are backed by the full faith and credit of the United States government, which effectively means they are going to pay you at least your principal no matter what.
And I am going to be investing in my Series I bonds now. Just submitted an order for $1,000, will fill in the rest later this month.
@potent fossil this might interest you https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-05-20/personal-finance-series-i-u-s-savings-bonds-offer-inflation-protection
It does interest me! Thanks! And yeah that seems pretty sound. I'll give this a read!
There's some catches. You can't put in more than $10k for a single calendar year, you can't redeem them for a year after purchase, and you forfeit the last 3 months of interest if you redeem them and haven't held them for more than 5 years. But otherwise, they make a great hedge.
They're almost the perfect emergency fund.
The 1 year lock on redeeming them and the $10k limit on what you can purchase each year is a catch, but that can be worked around by laddering your purchases.
So, if I contribute 1K up to 10K, I can get that principle back (the full 10K) without worrying about losing the principal even if I do staggered deposits?
Yes
That's hot
And a 3.54% interest rate right now? Pretty tasty, even if that is solely due to the inflation protection component.
Plus there are some tax benefits to I bonds. Interest is tax-deferred and isn't subject to state taxes (but you would have to pay federal taxes)
I'm kinda held up regarding tax-advanced buckets vs a regular brokerage account, and I still need to do a lot of reading...but, I wonder if you can provide some basic background? I opened a regular brokerage account at vanguard, and not an IRA. I'm really confused about tax-advantaged retirement accounts as they seem counterintuitive to FIRE. Like, I can't access those before 59.5 years right but by then I'd hopefully be long retired. So...what do? I'm so new to this that I've got a mountains of information and learning ahead, a lifetime really ;) But if you can provide any info (or good reading) that would be really cool @peak dirge
It's really good to know there are others pursuing FIRE and sane investment strategies here
There are several ways to hack the tax system in your favor and gain access to your retirement money early
In particular, the tax breaks you can get for investing in a 401(k) are very much worth it
So I strongly recommend availing yourself of those tax breaks. You can stash away $19,500 in a 401(k) if you are working this year, and I intend to do just that.
😵💫
You probably want to do a Traditional 401(k) contribution as you can deduct those contributions come tax time
Wonder if I can open an IRA and transfer my holdings over
Not likely I'm going to be working. Picking up another full load of school shortly
Only if you're employed.
Most of them, yes.
If you're not employed, then investing in a taxable account is your only real choice
You're cute
Assuming a $80k income, for instance, a $19,500 traditional 401(k) contribution is effectively $4,290 per year in free money thanks to the 401(k) tax deduction.
Thanks for attending Tux's personal finance lesson for FIRE aspirants (US residents only)
That's if theres a financial system in the future to pull money out for retirement
You can just DM me next time @potent fossil
This has been extremely informative, thank you 
I want to have a FIRE buddy too
u cuter
Consider us FIRE buddies 😎
Thank you for the reminder, just upped my 401k contribution
glad I could help
I am planning to bump up my savings rate as I'm more confident of where my budget is now
Just bumped up my brokerage autoinvestment amount by $500/mo
though I'll likely have to skip some of it since I'll be getting a 401(k) and so can contribute pre-tax money
I've been trying to decide what to do with the $1000/mo I'm sticking in a normal saving account
I wanted to get it up to a certain amount for emergencies and figured I'd know what to do with it before I got to that point
Except no, sure didn't
Suppose I can put $6000/year into an IRA at least
That would be a good idea
Why would you want to stalk someone so vapid?
why would i want to stalk the shitter of rugs
no, i mean, map used to make lobby in hypixel and other servers
build it by hand and use worldedit to save it as a schematic
build in survival mode?
can i do in supperflat?
i don't know
Why does paper make it so you can’t break bedrock in survival
Because ur not supposed to do that
It fixes all dupe glitches known and things like that
.xray
.tnt
BLOW THE PLACE UP -- DemonWav
Nope, not that one either
.tntdupe
Having problems with TNT Duping, Bedrock Breaking or Sand Duping Vanilla Exploits? See: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/3854 for information.
Yo does anyone know how to identity a song from a YouTube video ?
shazam if that still exists
there is a chrome extension
i have my map, instead of default world how do i use the map?
rename it to world
delete the first world and rename arena to world
and also delete this right?
@cosmic raft when the fuck did I say this lmao
yes
coder?
i use vscode too
yep
yes, vscode is realy advanced
ikr
hey, you know how to get this logs in discord bot?
it is possible ik
like where
like messages and player jooins and leaves?
yes
discordsrv
thanks
welcome
there is such a thing?
is this supportable for paper 1.17?
yes
yes
i reccomend discord srv
i mean
its more safe
and essentials discord is wip
off Spigot mean?
this is better]
Yeah, download it there.
simply run this right?
wtf are you doing
We recommend paper here
I recommend CraftBukkit 
gl obtaining it
Ez.
kenny please leave the building
Kenny, how is your Yatopia fork going? 
just use getbukkit.org!
getbukkit is cheating

ViaVersion - Where all the cursed people reside.
Daily Robo bullying complete. 
Is there any default setting that disables porting to portals on the nether roof? I built a new portal in the overworld like 100 blocks away from the old portal, took the cords, divided by 8, built a portal on the nether roof, ported to the overworld, the correct portal was used. Then tried to portal back on the nether roof and got ported to my nether hub. Wtf?
Tried twice with different cords in case portals were too close (100 blocks isn't really close) and still does the same thing. What could be behind this behavior? Not using any plugins that would alter portals in any way.
i think spigot or paper alters how the portals work (not sure if its related to that tho)
Was that portal in the overworld at a really hight altitude?
No, altitude about 70
There is a search radius in the config set to 128. Is that 128 blocks in nether or overworld?
It looks like paper searches 128 blocks area and whichever portal it finds first is the one it portals you to. But don't really know for sure. Anyone had similar issues with this? Any fix?
Try building a new portal in the overworld but about the same height as the nether roof
So i changed the portal search radius to 32 and it seems like it's working better now. Not sure why the default is 128
Because the Vanilla default is 128.
how do i detect security alert? like hypixel does?
No vanilla creates a new portal if it isn't in the 8 block radius
Bruh.
Try making 2 portals in the overworld even 2 blocks apart and they will create a different portal in the nether
At least that's how it used to be in 1.1
1.1...
Never was.
anyone?
It's just a ban... Nothing special about that.
but how the ban bot gets the information of the account?
like if it has security alert
Too many different IPs and also known exploited usernames.
Not really.
Just log all logins, get an user average, anything that is 50% above the avg, is sus.
is there a pluggin available?
No idea.
oo ok thanks
Hypixel likely maintains a list of usernames that are flagged for being alts or something from those popular alting websites.
A cosmic ray just murdered a Certificate Transparency log.
179
397
Kekw
what does this does?
why you blanking out your uuid lol, we can just look it up if we wanted to :p
my guess would be that if the server is "full" you can still join
oo ok thanks
i dont know what is uuid for
its just your identifier for your account
oo'
they had to introduce it since they alowed player name changes
Its fine to show your uuid lol, just not your session id 😁
our session id
Unless it expired
what is session id?
dw about it tbh
Its and id given everytime you launch minecraft, and is what you use to sign into a server, if someone finds it out they can pretend to be you, but don’t worry about it because its hidden from you and the server owners
i have made my map now how do i use this in paper server?
copy the world and put it in your server folder
where do i find the world?
google it
no i mean i just want the white part like thing
i mean the thing i builded, i just want it
not the superflat thing
use worldedit
you could just copy the region files but thats a bit iffy
MCA selector
whats iffy?
weird
why is that weird?
cuz you gotta figure out what region files your platform is in
i am not getting what are you saying region files your platform is in mean?
pls i am new to this
Thanks for watching!
What else do you want me to make realistic? Do you want to see more experiments with realistic slime?
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how to make my server compatible with minecraft version 1.16, 1.17, 1.18 ?
use ViaVersion
https://github.com/ViaVersion/ViaVersion
Allows the connection of newer clients to older server versions for Minecraft servers. - ViaVersion/ViaVersion.
ViaVersion.
btw afaik 1.18 does not even exist yet
<@&748618676189528155> The user PashPash#9608 is attempting to scam people in DMs, regarding steam and fake financial transactions.
Can you DM me the screenshot and give their ID?
yep no problem
representin' da streetz 😎
Can also disclose such info using the /modmail command
Is it even mentioned anywhere? Because I didn't see it in #welcome or anywhere. And forgot about it tbh.
Documenting stuff?
expecting people to know anyway
is it supportable with paper 1.17?
yes
The dev builds do, the release on SpigotMC does not iirc
and people with minecraft version 1.17 will not able to join my server?
you'll need ViaVersion and ViaBackwards, if your server is in 1.17
You can configure it however you want.
ok, downloading this will be right? https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/viaversion.19254/download?version=402212
bruh just try some stuff, we're not gonna hold your hand for every action
done now how do i set it up for version 1.8, 1.17 ?
@olive marlin 
@viral hornet
@viral hornet 
You are missing one.
what is it?
ViaRewind.
can i get a link to the one, supporting paper 1.17
what are this files for? I delete it and everytime and it keeps on comming everytime
nether and end world files
i dont need, how do i remove it?
edit server.properties and bukkit.yml
disable nether and end
then you can delete them
i only see allow nether, dont see end world
why?
and bukkit.yml
other option is there
what is this and where can i get it?
Don't ping
sorry
Check the timings command
that's a cool cat
/timings help
you dont run commands in console with /
smal kitty detected behind tyre
wheeee cat
whats use of this command?
C:\Program Files\Java\jdkhere\bin\java.exe
what do i add in the flags i mean
use this instead of just java lmao
Instead of just java, you provide the full path to java.exe.
C:\Program Files\Java\jdkhere\bin\java.exe <flags here>
ooh
idiot snoopa
I want to ask who made the first papermc
destroystokyo
go to the github's commit history i guess
C:\Program Files (x86)\Minecraft Launcher\runtime\jre-x64\bin\java.exe
dis da path
but it has spaces
im guessing that causes issues?
wrong jdk bro.
you can just enclose it in ""
I dont have java 8
Ok
Yes.
is that "?
yes
ok
single works as well
is he team mojang?
no
Oh ok
uhh.. no.. Actually thst is fake, destroystokyo is precious paper's infrastructure name iirc
paper is a fork of spigot which is a fork of bukkit which is a """rewrite""" of hMod
magic.
i think the first paper dev is z450 or kashike
you can look at the github commit history i guess
cat just clawed into my leg ow :(
this furball
WTF CAMM
what
why do you want me to kick cats :(
clawed into my leg
electroniccat is the only cat i'll give the boot
goodluck
you'll find poo on your rug
I just remembered I washed all my bed linen today so im super keen for sleep tonight
thanks spotify, very cool
how many cats do you have
hey guys, do you know any quick guide to Gradle and libraries, etc. in Java?
thing is, I don't want to go through a month or two of learning just to get the info about how to build Java stuff and what the hell Gradle means
😐 these guides are pretty quick
yeah thanks I'll check that out
what does hypixel use? like paper or other servers softwares?
so do I understand it correctly that Gradle/Maven are package managers, just like npm or nuget?
iirc it natively uses 1.8 or 1.9
I would assume spigot?
Depends on who you ask. 
it's more like a build system and a package manager if I understand
so like if make fetched a bunch of libs for you?
I think
🤔 ok thanks
Cancel BlockBreak Event
Use worldguard
but will this also not allow players break blocks placed by their own?
day #26 of trying to get abs (day before yesterday): Not home, no exercise
day #27 of trying to get abs (yesterday): Not home, no exercise
day #28 of trying to get abs: 40 min cardio
day #30 soon aaa
@cosmic raft i bring kitten pics
Both of you are cute.
Oh, we aren't in #paper-dev my bad. Yeah use worldguard.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Nice 
using world guard will let me do advanced settings like only allow peoples having ops allowed to break the blocks
?
yes
and what is this pluggin used for, i see this added by default?
thanks
Sends your server stats to some place to keep record
idk exactly what it is
you don't need to touch it tho
Oh cat pic and selfie leak, the perfect combo
sending stats of?
It's valuable usage stats reporting for us
Player counts. Server software
Shows us how many ppl actually use our software
This kinda data
oo ok,thanks
Allows us to see that 30k/31% of you nerds did already upgrade to 1.17
still running 1.16.5 like a chad 😎
one more question, does using too much pluggins hangs the server?
I use it as a gender neutral guys 😂
Man am so progressive and inclusive, and it's past 4, I should reward myself with a beer
Why not 2 beers
oo ok, how do i know which pluggin is not garbage?
Binary beers
8 beers next
timings gives you a good insight to figure out what plugin is causing tps drops
word of mouth and ratings are probably your safest bet
altho you should take those with a grain of salt like everything in life
thanks guys
another one, what does hypixel use? like paper or other servers softwares?
Hypixel uses paper for their SMP
And a reeeaaaallly old custom software for their main servers
1.7.10 
But don't look at what hypixel does, it's irrelevant to what you do, you aren't hypixel and you should pray to never reach that scale
Cause the issues they have are insane
for smp means, how to use different server server softwares at once?
You could run your own Hypixel if you have the same budget they do 
(which has a lot of zeros on the end of the number)
They use a proxy like bungee cord or velocity to combine thousands of servers together @void void
No you couldn't
Cause you still lack experience and skill
what type of?
You could pay somebody to do it
And all the software they developed over the years
You could pay people to develop that 😄
just be like that other big server network and shut down
If you had the same budget that Hypixel does
hive Sadge
Which is a very very very large amount of money
Even with unlimited money this would take many many months to replicate smfh that comes even close to hypixel @lyric hinge
what would be a cost to make exact server like hypixel?
Either way my point is more that, people underestimate the costs of developing something so custom
just the cost
$5
And expect to be able to run their own hypixel on $50/month
i want to know
i even dont have 5$
Hypixel has just staff wages of millions of dollars per year
The server costs are magnitudes higher I would guess
For reference, i spent about 8 hours working on a project this week, which i charge 11eur/h for
and thats being tax exempt
11eur/hr is a super low amount for a developer that has the skill Hypixel hires
that also
€11/hr sounds like a decent wage to me
Would never work for such low charge.
but then again im a minor so idk
its regular "student job" wages
Your average contract developer would be anywhere in the region of 30usd/hr-100usd/hr depending on what exactly they're doing
As well as the skill level etc
obviously if i had to pay taxes on it i'd charge double that
11 sounds like minimum wage
Because it probably is
I worked for 50 euro per hour when I was freelancing in MC
And outside of MC I would charge more
the people i work with on my friend's server are happy to do it for free, i guess we're lucky :)
My company charges others 1100 euro for every full work day of mine
So that's like 140 euro per hour
stonks
still cant compare that, cuz you still gotta deduct all kinds of taxes
That's normal
has anyone migrated their account yet?
i havent lol
same
what is usercache.json and what is it used for and what is expiresOn?
I'll when I get the possibility.
same
oh we're talking about replicating Hypixel again 😫
It caches profile lookups, so that it doesn't have to do network calls quite as often.
and what is expiresOn?
read.
question,why everyone avoid songoda plugin?
ok ok, thanks
hangar wen?
@ionic bridge was right 😔
Typically because they have bad performance on the server and have caused numerous issues for people, and because the leadership is very shady
Does anyone want some of the unclaimed games? Free.. I just want to get rid of them
ligma theory
?
Idk if you really want it, but that's already claimed, ded 🤔
Oh... Phantom came back, didn't he?
@void void please go use Google
Learn some information
Figure out how Minecraft works, and how servers work
Then come back when you have intelligible questions
I'm not giving them for someone who doesn't play them and wants them all just for fun 🤷♂️

use bing then
Use whatever search engine you can use
ok ok
DuckDuckGo
I play games bro-- whatcha got?
@meager tusk bro!
Also like, what kinda country bans Google but not Discord 
unclaimed ones
Serbia.
is he tryna replicate hypixel
I’ll take still there
I can't contact you in dm, send me msg or so
Bro. Scam bro.
Happy 4th
i love this channel so much
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No
Wow, I didn’t now that NO was so fast
excuse me what the fuk is this?? who authorized this change
Fixed the logos for you. https://i.imgur.com/qAM82rk.png
Dear PayPal,
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are we watching the same video kenny?
spr hard
You see mbax
If they don't autofocus the field it makes brute force attacks harder
._.
does anyone know of a plugin that's able to send the waterfall total playercount api?
Your question makes 0 sense and is likely not even what you're actually asking.
You're using a stupidly niche API and it's very unlikely that there is an existing plugin out there designed to interface with that API
You're either gonna need to make it yourself or hire somebody to make one for you
send where?
Cachet is one of the most used open source status pages lol.
never heard of it
^
Literally never heard of it
Cuz its not used for minecraft generally.
So, even if it's mostly used by a group of people, it's not known about here
So, in this ecosystem, it's stupidly niche
Ok, don't need to bust my balls about it, buddy.
you have to excuse cat, he's a bit catty sometimes
I just wanted to know if it already existed, jeez
We answered you yesterday
obviously not if i'm still asking questions
and I just said that your question you're asking today doesn't line up with what you where asking yesterday
We answered your question and said that basically nobody here has heard of it and it's very unlikely there there is an already existing plugin for something that niche in this community
Hopefully, just need to find a dev that knows about it
if it can pull data from promethious, there was a plugin to throw data in there
if its backed by a database its just a matter of throwing the data in
gotta love those prometheus exporters
you're just being a cunt now lol. No need to be like that
I really don't care what you said.
I'll take a look at that, acutally. that's a good idea
comes down to reading the docs mainly
or just looking in the database 😛
hm i cant even find it when googling it lol
Just search cachet
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i just get local businesses xD
Google is tracking your location. 👀
How do i get waterfall to poop data into a rest api
guess i put it into here
Yes it is.
you'll have to write a plugin that fetches the waterfall data and sends it to the http endpoint
aka, post requests
Surely not hard to make then
fairly simple yeah
Would average or sum be better?
depends on your goal
i'd probably go with sum
does it display data on a timeline?
i have no clue how its visualized or used
oh its the "operational" kinda pages
tbh just get the current online players at that time, no need for math at all there
just need to send it at regular intervals
ya
okay is it just me or when they went "2077" I was like
CYBERPUNK REFERENCE?!?!?!?!
for Lamentis-1
oh lol i don't even remember
damn lol
thanks <3
Hello! How are you guys doing?
that's rude 😔
Does sending a meme about a girl with big breasts almost opening but images of Allah and Islam appearing after that counts as pornographic content?
hey zzzCat stop sleeping 😠
if you have to ask, I'd imagine yes
dm that to me 😎
I mean, I don't do mod stuff here generally, am just warning you, but, I mean 🤷♂️
Like... You are a moderator so... still nope, that meme may offend both girls and muslims
okay, sending it to you :D
did someone publish a medium article on /help or something? why is every /help a gui now instead of a list of commands
because every server uses the same 10 plugins
because server owners are morons and think that hampering users in the name of OH PRETTY is fun
what about command list books
Books are good for small bits of info, but, really, chat based or just linking to a wiki is the better option, imho
Happy last day of nitro day! 
fair
my server only has a few commands so it fits into a book nicely
more detailed info definitely goes right into da wiki
Happy 4th of July ladies
nmf do be tpying
Is anyone else having problems with ram usage in 1.17? Our dev server ran fine on 2gb ram in 1.16.5 but not it can't even load up before running out of memory...
That probably means you configured it wrong
Whoops
Send your startup flags, as well as how much RAM you have, in #paper-help
mkay, cheers :)
damnit
I took one of my ear piercings out last night
Went to put it back in today, and the hole has gone away
Just one day?!
where is the whole hiding now
Are you going to repierce?
*hole
the whole hole
repierce?
get another piercing
apparently depends on how the ear was pierced as to how well it goes


But, idk, I ain't a piercing expert and not my thing
mm a still frame of an animated larger gif 
because I love googling, try different angles
It probably makes sense to let it just fully heal for a few weeks at least
and then go to a place and have them redo it
kash i sent kitten pics pls respond
Hi, i have a question
Is 128gb of server ram overkill?
Or is that an appropriate amount
very overkill
Ive thought 16-32gb of ram would last for a hundred or more players
If optimised properly that is
But when Ive Heard how beefy the physical servers of some of the biggest servers in my country are, ive had a stroke
Sneak peak of a project of mine
poggie?
why are you petting your ibm machine?
Would 32 to 64 gbs of ram last for a few hundred players Then?
IBM is legendary
Bro. Better get an IBM T220/T221.
are you running a minecraft server or a bitcoin miner?
are there any decent java ui frameworks out there in 2021? cuz all the ones i tried are big poop
X230 
I have No idea, Ive lived with knowledge of 10-16 gbs of ram being sufficient
But Im absolutely Lost rn
So just want to ser everything straight
X590 and T540 are great machines if you can get them
For a few hundred players even?
yeah
Great News
