general

[brave radish]

.startmc can give you a bit better though

[limber knot]

https://startmc.sh

[brave radish]

but also keep the pause line you have when you use that site

[wispy blade]

it's just copy and paste AND explains what most flags do :D

[void void]

this is for windows now how do i run the paper server in linux?

[brave radish]

same command

[wispy blade]

java is cross platform

[brave radish]

just without the "pause" cuz that's a Windows thing

[void void]

oo ok thanks

in windows its .bat and in linux its .sh right?

[wispy blade]

yep

[void void]

once again thanks guys

[brave radish]

on Linux, give yourself execute perms on the sh file though

chmod +x /path/to/start.sh

[half pewter]

probably auto unless youre being big brain

[brave radish]

or use a GUI

[void void]

it takes more ram ig

[brave radish]

huh

I meant, if you have a GUI, use it to set the execute permission if you want

[void void]

oo ok

[ionic bridge]

what distro are you using?

[void void]

what is distro?

[ionic bridge]

oh boy

...

[void void]

i am new to this things

[ionic bridge]

why are you using Linux if you don't understand the basics? I'm just asking

[upbeat falcon]

What Is a Linux Distro, and How Are They Different from One Another?

https://www.howtogeek.com/132624/htg-explains-whats-a-linux-distro-and-how-are-they-different/

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[void void]

no, i want to host it in repl it so

[ionic bridge]

oh my god

okay... that's...

have fun trying!

[void void]

thats?

[void void]

it even worked

[ionic bridge]

can you connect?

[void void]

yes using ngrok

[ionic bridge]

damn I guess I didn't give you enough credit

well good job

[void void]

but i don't know how to have custom ip

[ionic bridge]

🤣 and here we go again

[void void]

you know how to?

[wispy blade]

man this took way too long for me to google

but hey

she work

[ionic bridge]

lesgooooo

ooh a js bot

Discord.JS ?

[wispy blade]

nah

java

[ionic bridge]

[wispy blade]

cuz i'm gonna switch from sqlite to h2

[ionic bridge]

then why are you editing a js file

[wispy blade]

cuz i have my js bot code open

[ionic bridge]

OHHHH okokok

JDA then?

[wispy blade]

yeah

[ionic bridge]

lesgoo

I love JDA

[wispy blade]

yeah, it's cool

saves me from having to use a billion npm packages as well

[ionic bridge]

lmao I felt that

[void void]

anybody knows how to have custom ip for mc server?

[ionic bridge]

what IDE do you use for Java?

[ionic bridge]

dude you're... just...

[wispy blade]

IntelliJ like literally everyone

[ionic bridge]

ok thank goodness

JetBrains is the holy company 🙏

[void void]

i am what?

[wispy blade]

please just google it

[ionic bridge]

I'm refraining from being mean

if you really want me to tell you, I'd be happy to

[void void]

yea, i forgot about it

[ionic bridge]

🤦‍♂️

[wispy blade]

google, THEN ask

[ionic bridge]

^^

in the nicest way possible, Phantom seems like the ultimate script kiddie

istfg I have to reinstall IDEA again

going to kill someone

[wispy blade]

time to make another 100 line switch statement

[ionic bridge]

lmaooo

[wispy blade]

jk i can remove some stuff from it

[ionic bridge]

I'm not even joking this time I'm genuinely so mad that I have to reinstall again

it's like, every 6-9 months

IDEA just shits itself

me when it takes 10 minutes to reinstall IDEA ;-;

[wispy blade]

it's a big program

[vernal moth]

Look ma

Am helping

[wispy blade]

wow

[frank otter]

I still don't understand how they assume that'd help

if the fire is already burning though the water how will adding more water help

[vernal moth]

You wanna exhaust the flame

[wispy blade]

friendly reminder of last night's debacle
https://twitter.com/HerobrineMrs/status/1411081875611963396?s=20

[golden gust]

When you go for a piss in the middle of the night when you're drunk and think you can long game it from across the room

[worn ember]

what are you doing step hose

[slow heath]

gelato

[nova plume]

can i dm you some code to make it better

[fossil cedar]

lmao

[wispy blade]

there's no optimizations to be made bro

it already works

ping was terrible cuz i had my phone tethered

[nova plume]

ignoring that completely.....

[pseudo shadow]

I'm nimble

[warm anchor]

Time to stalk

[wispy blade]

duuude

how could you

[warm anchor]

Time to heart every single twit but never reply Naomi

[wispy blade]

happens

[vestal temple]

gay papermc gone

[wispy blade]

doesnt mean papermc isn't gay

[royal kernel]

it looks so weird without the rainbow

[pseudo shadow]

Hi

[left swift]

My pants I ordered make me look like a 12 year old wearing my dads pants

I am not having a good time right now in the club crying

[merry talon]

They're not attempting to put it out

It's to protect the crew from radiant heat

[wispy blade]

it's already out

[merry talon]

ok, referring to that image

[void void]

Java 16 is hogging all my ram ;-;

Does anyone else have this issue?

[brave radish]

No, because it's not an "issue"

.xmx

[limber knot]

-Xmx controls the amount of heap memory assigned to the JVM, this does not include memory used for java itself and the native memory used by java itself, as well as other libraries such as netty (for networking) and SQLite.

[brave radish]

If you don't want it to use that much RAM, don't tell it it can

[void void]

I very aware

This better not be one of those days I can't spell right

[celest ridge]

It's not your ram anymore

[wispy blade]

facts

[void void]

Wait I need to make a meme out of this brb

[wispy blade]

no...

that's untrue af

[clever roost]

How did you guys learn how to code? I'm relatively new to coding but I'm "a natural". What I need to do is to just overcome the first hurdle.

[olive marlin]

Find some place which will teach you. But what it'll be, depends on your style of what you like.

[clever roost]

Oki

[olive marlin]

I liked doing simple scripts as well as doing sites like HackerRank, where you get small tasks that are tested automatically.

But you might prefer something like JetBrains Academy.

[clever roost]

Aha, Oki will check these sites out. Thanks for the info👍

[brave radish]

Note: if you want to make Paper plugins, learn Java first. Every tutorial I've seen that tries to teach both at once is horrible.

NMF cat just beat your ban time record for steam scams

though he didn't have to be pingeded so had an advantage

[left swift]

Wtf does it mean you're a natural but don't know the code?? Lool

[brave radish]

huh

[frank otter]

Idk about anyone else but I almost always learn best by doing

[left swift]

.

[brave radish]

oh I didn't even see that part

[olive marlin]

I liked doing small things, that I can quickly get results whether I managed to do something properly or failed spectacularly. Makes it easier IMO, because you get constant verification, as well as I did learn all the different quirks and issues I might make in small, easy to debug code.

[left swift]

Its time to finally mute politics

[golden gust]

people who have logician minds are generally gonna be better at programming than those who aren't, ignoring other factors, ofc

[left swift]

I miss politics before the debate squads rolled in with the google doc full of random links and arguments to fight people with

[waxen panther]

its taken you that long?

[left swift]

I'm over new account andies coming in to only fight in the channel

I guess I just go back to reading dumb news

[wispy blade]

hi bromc

[waxen panther]

heyyyyy

[left swift]

Teakivy is typing...

[marsh lion]

I picked up on it quickly, but I also had a good mentor who taught the concepts instead of the language, if you don’t know programming, start with psudocode, if you understand that, try to learn a language, and do small projects (such as making tic tac toe, hangman, maybe a todo app)

Just work your way up, and don’t skip the basics, or you won’t understand what you write

[vernal moth]

https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/01/radioactive_hybrid_terror_pigs_fukushima/

Lmfao

This is so 2021

[wispy blade]

might be a stupid idea but perhaps mention in #paper-helps channel description to provide logs?

[waxen panther]

👉

people dont read the descriptions

[wispy blade]

true

but for the 10 people that do...

[frank otter]

I love this

I don't know why but I love it

[tropic flame]

The invisible hand of the free market dictated that this is what should've happened

I'm sorry, dude

there's nothing to do about it

[golden gust]

inb4 hybrid terror pig war

[tropic flame]

not to be mean but I can't find any messages from the ancap dude here at general or at #paper-dev

makes me think he just joined the server for the politics channel

which is weird

[novel horizon]

Well, the "problem" is already fixed for ptero native threads, they increased it, I just have the older value still 🤷‍♂️

[waxen panther]

You're acting like half the accounts in politics arent the same 3 people that keep getting banned eventually

[wispy blade]

TRUE

[formal turret]

but this is when the politics channel is the most fun

[tropic flame]

the current one's lasting quite some time then

[worthy geode]

It was very fun around the US election, lol

[tropic flame]

i see

!remindme next US elections

[magic river]

I think all the ancaps come from one person who got their friends to brigade

Whether or not it's been the same people on different accounts since then I dunno, but when they first showed up they implied someone told them about the place and that's why they were here

[tropic flame]

huh

makes sense... kind of

[worthy geode]

At least I would hope there aren't more people who seriously think that ancap is a good idea 😄

[tropic flame]

interesting that out of all the servers they choose to join, they come to a minecraft-related one

and as we all know, minecraft villagers operate under a semi-communist economy system

not very ancap of them

[frank otter]

what's ancap

[tropic flame]

anarchocapitalist

[ancient bolt]

tbh I want a bot that just auto-bans people who join the server and go straight to talking in politics

if you want to chat about politics while you're here, that's fine, but if that's why you're here, no, get out

[potent fossil]

[golden gust]

Yea

I wish discord made gate keeping channels easier

Like, ideally I'd want limits to show that you're actually gonna be active here before you participate in there

[potent fossil]

make a bot that hides the other channels till you send X messages

[ancient bolt]

how does it hide the channels? add everyone to a role? lol

[potent fossil]

yes

[golden gust]

not viable without rolling everyone, which has implications

[potent fossil]

that's the discordian way

[brave radish]

what if it's an alt though?

[ancient bolt]

that's a lot of people to role lol

[ancient bolt]

ban

[potent fossil]

indeed, but, i mean. the v large servers do that, namely the Science & Technology servers. they do role swapping like mad because of having so many channels

[ancient bolt]

fair

[tropic flame]

or just add a role so they can see the channels, instead of adding a role to hide them

[golden gust]

can't role new people

bypasses the join timer and message iirc

[ancient bolt]

could do the "React to this message to activate this channel" where the bot first checks that stuff before it roles them

we could try the "no politics" rule again for the, what, 7th time? And hope that our moderation staff is large enough now that we could avoid the issues lol

that is the issue

and i don't want to stop people from talking about important issues

[brave radish]

The politics channel is usually walls talking to walls, but it doesn't really hurt the rest of the server

[golden gust]

Problem is often how fast a normal convo can devolve into politics

[ancient bolt]

I can't believe you voted for the yellow party, smh

I will only ever vote for the magenta party, personally

[golden gust]

and, being the fact that we generally push being a community over just "block game software distributor", "no offtopic convos" which it would potentially devolve into would pretty much be a knife in the back of the community

and, I really don't want this community to die

[wispy blade]

wtf, cat voting for pee party instead of poop party?

[left swift]

Should just kick out people that join just to start high school debates in the politics channel for arguments

[golden gust]

How else do I tell nomana to go fuck themselves?

[left swift]

U can do it with your eyes 😳

[brave radish]

with no politics channel, they'll just be in general. Even if no one uses it except walls talking to walls, I don't see how deleting the politics channel would help anything

[tropic flame]

i think this is true

[left swift]

I didnt say anything about deleting the politics channel

[golden gust]

Biggest issue with the channel is the people who come solely to troll or be morons in there

[brave radish]

I know, that wasn't to you, really

[tropic flame]

someone posts a link about environmental problems happening in the world, then we start discussing about how laws should be made to prevent then, and boom, we brought politics to the convo

[brave radish]

I mean, people come to general to troll to 🤷‍♂️

[left swift]

That's usually fine until someone joins and starts injecting left wing this right wing that djt djt biden biden

And then 6 hours of shitposting

[brave radish]

yeah, but, with a dedicated politics channel, everyone can just ignore them if they want

[wide chasm]

Could just keep an eye out for people that talk in politics and we haven't seen before. If they haven't been here for x amount of time, we can manually give them a role to prevent them from talking in there. Then you don't have the issue of people bypassing time limits with their role, since it would only be given once that's already over.

Bit more manual work, but shouldn't be too bad.

[golden gust]

getting rid of sulu though, you know, just maybe

[left swift]

No one said anything about deleting it lol

[golden gust]

I think that I do kinda want a "regulars" role

[left swift]

If someone has been harping an argument for over 2 hours and their account was made 3 days ago that should be a perma ban

[potent fossil]

Just mek bot that checks if the user's first message ever was #politics and if so, give them a spanky

[brave radish]

briefly

[golden gust]

given to people automagically based on their activety, bring some color to the place

[brave radish]

I want a color 🥺 white is lame

[golden gust]

matches ur soul

[formal turret]

he's saying you have a pure soul

[brave radish]

or everyone could be green, I don't need a special color for myself, just white is lame :(

[brave radish]

yeah gonna go with that

[formal turret]

so kind 🙂

[brave radish]

actually green is triage team already

[tropic flame]

my first message is at #paper-help because that's where general used to be back in the old days

[wide chasm]

Old times without channel categories

[left swift]

I mean that refreshment guy types and argues literally the same way that one guy that got banned a few weeks ago does and even confirmed they had a saved document of links for their arguments the come in with just like the banned guy so

[tropic flame]

and with an IRC bot instead of webhook

[wide chasm]

This channel serving for everything

[plucky sparrow]

Hey

[left swift]

3 days old acc

[formal turret]

hi

[plucky sparrow]

This is my 1,000th message!

[left swift]

Do it sulu

[worthy geode]

Who?

[left swift]

[plucky sparrow]

Smh I don't talk a lot here

[potent fossil]

Amateur https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Late-Tuatara-ee.png

[wispy blade]

my first message: Node.js is fine

[golden gust]

I mean

it's all about the IRC days

[formal turret]

my first message was a gif

[limber knot]

whomst mentioned IRC

[left swift]

Cat just spends his days talking about work

[worthy geode]

My first message was me defending FAWE. lol

[wide chasm]

I remember when someone was spamming this channel with images back in the day and we just had to ping core team people and hope they were online and bothered to look. Good times.

[ancient bolt]

he's said more than that

[potent fossil]

[left swift]

Imagine

[formal turret]

dragons

[left swift]

Maybe like 30k of those are talking about shitting on rugs

[wispy blade]

TRUE

[plucky sparrow]

bro wtf

[brave radish]

only 68 contain "rug"

[plucky sparrow]

how

[wide chasm]

Only 75 with "rug" in it

Oh what

[wispy blade]

about 100+ are bullying me

[wide chasm]

Oh yeah

[left swift]

What about "shit"

[wide chasm]

leaking private info

2k

[golden gust]

Only 100+?

[wide chasm]

2149

[left swift]

Close enough to 30k

[golden gust]

Damn, am slackin

[brave radish]

wow I've only said "oops" 23 times here

[ancient bolt]

total times cat has said rug is 79

[wide chasm]

Yeah, cat, I don't see why you have that blue role when you can't even talk about shitting on rugs for a hundred messages

[deep juniper]

I think my first message was on April 2nd? One day after I was set as the avatar of the server. And honestly, it was the best thing that could happen. I'm happy to help people turn their servers up to 11 with Paper! ❤️

[left swift]

Ph god

I think theres only one solution for this

I used to think that's Oskar but now I think its zcm

[brave radish]

Paper-chan?

[left swift]

Cringe poster calling us their child

Cringe even by my standards

[brave radish]

I don't have any alts

[left swift]

And I use pokimane emotes

[wispy blade]

😬

[ancient bolt]

wait did we hire a marketing team or something that I wasn't told about

[wide chasm]

The marketing team hired herself

[brave radish]

Yeah it's called Paperclip

[deep juniper]

I've been here for as long as I can remember. 🤔

[brave radish]

is oskar#3299 Oskar's alt 👀

[plucky sparrow]

no

[wispy blade]

Account created on April 2nd 2021

[deep juniper]

I've just been a bit absent lately. But I still enjoy interacting with the PaperMC community. 😊

[meager tusk]

Oskar

[dusk marten]

he is different

[brave radish]

Geo on Discord?

[deep juniper]

Yeah, I had said my first message was on April 2nd. No secret about it.

[left swift]

Geo eclipse

[brave radish]

yes, why is Eclipse using Discord?

Eclipse is always a bot

[dusk marten]

Times have changed my man

[brave radish]

enough for you to become Intellij?

[dusk marten]

I have used it because gradle sucks

[wispy blade]

wtf gradle epic

[brave radish]

Ij's Gradle integration is completely borked now

[wispy blade]

true

[brave radish]

Gradle itself is good though

[dusk marten]

at least it is able to understand the kotlin DSL to some degree

[brave radish]

I should probably downgrade to 2020

[dusk marten]

Eclipse ... well, they do not have anything; the groovy DSL integration is good enough however

[brave radish]

Ij is bad enough with the need for "invalidate caches & restart" even with a one-dependency Paper plugin, much less Paper itself

I feel like all the mods left to go talk about #politics in private

[dusk marten]

so, it appears that everything gets worse

[brave radish]

hm?

[dusk marten]

Eclipse is behind the time and IJ is lacking some basic features - what IDE should I use then?

[brave radish]

What basic features?

Plenty of things are buggy since the 2021 update but idk anything basic it's missing

[dusk marten]

Half-assed features are worse than no features

[brave radish]

Well they were fine last year

[left swift]

Are they though

Are they

[worthy geode]

IJ does not support shaded-in dependencies from other Modules, thats a bit annoying

[meager tusk]

You don't use an IDE. Fuck programming. Become a carrot farmer.

[waxen panther]

@deep juniper hello my queen

[wispy blade]

Fact bro!

[dusk marten]

aren't there better crops?

[deep juniper]

Hello, broccolai! How has life been? 😊 ❤️

[meager tusk]

Carrots look cooler in the big machines.

https://tenor.com/view/harvest-farm-tractor-carrot-esquire-gif-12495331

Look at this

[dusk marten]

that is ... quite cool

[meager tusk]

They're living in 2100

[potent fossil]

Maximum farming

[meager tusk]

Maxed MCMMO

[potent fossil]

Level 99 farming, 200 million xp

[pseudo shadow]

I'm nimble

[dusk marten]

I've always wanted to farm apples - but looking at it it may not be the correct decision

[left swift]

I wish brocc called me queen

[quasi valley]

you can be brocc's queen, too

[dusk marten]

dont give up

[left swift]

I'll be broccs king

[meager tusk]

Of all things? Apples???

[quasi valley]

no, you don't get to choose

[left swift]

I'm the king I get to choose

[dusk marten]

I live in a region which is quite known for apples

[waxen panther]

Good I have a job now, we can buy a house

[dusk marten]

The tradition must live on

[quasi valley]

don't say anything against apples

there's apples, earth apples, pine apples

[meager tusk]

Apples are hard to farm

[left swift]

Apple pens

[meager tusk]

You have to like pick them

[dusk marten]

That is very true

[meager tusk]

One by one

[waxen panther]

@cunning raft

[left swift]

Pen apples

[meager tusk]

No thanks

Big carrot machine from 2100 better

[dusk marten]

But they are also resilient against droughts

[frank otter]

today I learned of the existence of gitea

and I wish I never had

[dusk marten]

heck, if one happens you will get a ton more apples the next year

[frank otter]

we used to have an apple tree

didn't ever yield much but we made a few apple cakes

[dusk marten]

We have two quin trees - and boy do they yield massive amounts of quins

[meager tusk]

apples from apple trees are just built different

they're so tasty

[waxen panther]

Yeah much better than apples that are from underground

[deep juniper]

That's awesome! And I've always imagined how it is to live with someone you love. 😊 Although I'm not sure if I could move of house, due to contractual factors. Not saying I wouldn't like to, though! ❤️

[meager tusk]

Shut up + unemployed

[waxen panther]

[deep juniper]

I hope you're happy with your new job. 😄

[meager tusk]

Why do you talk like that man

[waxen panther]

idriz so mean

I miss the good old days when idriz was friendly

[deep juniper]

Are they always like this?

[viral hornet]

I too miss the good old days

before Paper-chan existed

[meager tusk]

Paper chan made me toxic

[quasi valley]

it never did tho

[left swift]

Ldriz shows up

[meager tusk]

No mana + aired so you're not getting help

[viral hornet]

@meager tusk

[left swift]

Idk what that supposed to mean but thank u basedDriz

[meager tusk]

I love @left swift btw

[viral hornet]

i think their face is quite unique

[meager tusk]

And Camm

[viral hornet]

[left swift]

[wispy blade]

wholesome balkan man Idriz unites PaperMC

[meager tusk]

Ok thanks for sharing Naomi (CEO of ReadingTM)

[left swift]

Naomi cant learn that tm

[frank otter]

can you try unite #politics

on second thoughts, don't

[quasi valley]

I think Idriz was the reason I finally muted and hid the channel

[wispy blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CwPXJGRJIM

[meager tusk]

done

[vale rune]

Thank you Idriz for uniting Albania.

[left swift]

Idriz does it all

[meager tusk]

You're welcome, Kin.

Now all we need to do is unite Serbia and Croatia

[left swift]

Offer them free volvo

[vale rune]

We could've already done that, if it weren't for the fact Croatian is more Serbian than Serbian.

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylx_O8408rs

[wispy blade]

shut up cat

try unite > toradora

i always have that song on speed dial the moment someone says those 2 words

[young wagon]

hi, someone has a download link for paper 1.15.2?

im trying to make a server and i can't found then

[left swift]

.downloads

[limber knot]

https://papermc.io/downloads

[wispy blade]

go to the legacy page

you won't get support for 1.15.2 though, have fun :D

[young wagon]

ty

[left swift]

.legacy

Fart

[young wagon]

yea i found then ty everyone

[left swift]

Ur welcome

[wispy blade]

tf

my tinnitus playing minecraft music

[left swift]

Is it a bop

[wispy blade]

it's the main menu music

[willow delta]

[worn ember]

[warm anchor]

[void void]

is there any difference in online versus offline mode besides cracked premium players being able to join?

or no

[wispy blade]

offline mode is easy to spoof nicknames

so easy to get op if you know the username of an admin/owner

[brave radish]

and is prone to bugs, especially with plugins and Minecraft updates

[left swift]

[potent fossil]

if you aren't aware of the security implications fully, do not run an offline mode server

but i know that'll be ignored

[worn ember]

uuid's wont match when switching between modes

[brave radish]

or don't run one at all

[novel horizon]

oh hey gimple

how was ex machina?

[potent fossil]

was pretty good

[brave radish]

They're immoral, prone to data loss, insecure, and practically no one will help you with any problems

[worn ember]

the movie?

[potent fossil]

yes

[novel horizon]

yeah

i didnt want to spoil anything

but the end lol

[worn ember]

i thought it was pretty good

[novel horizon]

was quite surprise

[worn ember]

story was a bit lackluster imo, but damn were the visuals good

[potent fossil]

I saw it coming

From miles away

Wasn't a bad movie though, I just watch a lot of movies about AI stuff and there was no way that wasn't going to happen

[novel horizon]

Yeah, well yeah, after that you were suspicious of plot twist when there was so much going on

but still

decent

I've seen worse, so

what movie i loved from recent times was like coco for example

i seen that like 10 times

[potent fossil]

I saw it once, was good

[worn ember]

have you seen Soul?

[potent fossil]

Soul is great

[worn ember]

really good movie too

[novel horizon]

Yeah, it's alright

Soul is kinda nice

[potent fossil]

Luca was good too

[novel horizon]

For me it wasn't as good as coco

but good

Luca was pretty fine too

the end was a bit.. meh for me

[worn ember]

mm yeah that story in coco was better

[novel horizon]

but movie was fun and nice

coco was so good

i really love it

[wispy blade]

they just went ham on an artstyle, ye

[novel horizon]

Soul was.. okay, a bit slow in some cases

[potent fossil]

Luca was a really refreshing movie, took me back to some older Pixar feels, although the CGI was obviously better

The story was just...not complicated

[novel horizon]

yeah

but it was nice and fun ^^

[worn ember]

i havent seen luca yet

[potent fossil]

It's great, do watch

[novel horizon]

look at it ^^

[wispy blade]

gonna poke my sister for her disney+ password then

[worn ember]

what was the one with the desert girl? recent movie too

where she like rides a rolling animal thing

[potent fossil]

Erm, Rango?

[worn ember]

no lol

its recent

[novel horizon]

oh

raya and dragon

that's good too

[potent fossil]

Oh yeah, kinda forgot about that.

Was alright

[worn ember]

yeah that one

[novel horizon]

Yeah, was okay

Still nice to watch

I saw it 2-3 times

[potent fossil]

Onward is really cute if y'all haven't seen it as well (another pixar)

[worn ember]

the new croods movie was fun too

[novel horizon]

yeah that too

[worn ember]

yeah was nice

[novel horizon]

was okay

oh

onward was really great

too

5x seen or so lol

[worn ember]

i pretty much watched every movie that came out in the last 5 years xD

[wispy blade]

last movie i watched in full for the first time was uh

six underground i think

garbage michael bay film

[novel horizon]

for me the top was like coco, onward, raya and dragon, luca maybe

coco best

❤️

[wispy blade]

bro.

cars.

[novel horizon]

what.

[worn ember]

No.

[wispy blade]

el rasho macuin 😎
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/218015132649914370/834127551499599922/jFlHCq6egjgV6YQf.mp4

[novel horizon]

ok

thats nice

[wispy blade]

all those new disney movies dont have bangers like life is a highway in em 😔

[novel horizon]

i cried at coco btw

❤️

[potent fossil]

wtf crazy, pixar is making a new movie "Lightyear" and it releases on my 25th birthday

Finding Dory was on my 20th

[worn ember]

epic gamer moment

[potent fossil]

Wait no, fuck I'm getting old

[novel horizon]

no

[potent fossil]

19th was Finding Dory

[wispy blade]

ok but do y'all know The Land Before Time

[potent fossil]

??????????????????????? um, duh

[novel horizon]

no

that's some animated movie for kids

[potent fossil]

That was the show I grew up watching

[novel horizon]

old like 30 years

[potent fossil]

It's not a movie, it was a show

[novel horizon]

still

ew

[potent fossil]

I guess they made a movie

[novel horizon]

but

[potent fossil]

Was a morning cartoon for kids

[novel horizon]

well i did not see that.. i think

was not here

I was watching - later when we got some better tv - totally spies on jetix

[worn ember]

platvoet

[wispy blade]

i watched all those movies like 3x a week when i was smol

[novel horizon]

and also whats with andy

aand

what else

[wispy blade]

ded gets it

also how the fuck do you know my foot shape

guess you finally found the right window, huh

[novel horizon]

Naomi you change the title of yours so much

[worn ember]

[potent fossil]

What was that plant they were always so obsessed over in the Land Before Time?

[worn ember]

star leaf or something

[potent fossil]

When I was a kid I always wanted to taste one because it looked so fucking güd

[worn ember]

idk the english word for it

[wispy blade]

kids dreams feelsgoodman

[potent fossil]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/landbeforetime/images/a/a8/A_tree_star_that_Littlefoot's_mother_gave_him.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/352?cb=20190427084330

tree star

always looked so juicy and hydrating

[wispy blade]

nostalgia moment

[worn ember]

i mean, they are /s

[merry talon]

simple

you look juicy and hydrating

[potent fossil]

oh thx

[novel horizon]

we're gonna drink him?

🤔

give me your juice 😠

[merry talon]

I also grew up watching that

rip ducky

[potent fossil]

WHAT ducky died?!

[merry talon]

her voice actor

Got murdered by her father

[potent fossil]

oh

WTF

JESUS

[merry talon]

yeah

[potent fossil]

Gonna go cry now

[worn ember]

[merry talon]

it's fucked

[nimble depot]

Nobody knows my landline is a premium rate number

[solar phoenix]

I need some ideas for plugins to make. Anyone got any?

[novel horizon]

lol wtf

She was killed at 10 years old by her alcoholic father

and then he killed himself

[potent fossil]

Ugh

[novel horizon]

It says "with their mother"

[merry talon]

How the fuck would you kill your own child

[novel horizon]

did he killed both of them

[potent fossil]

Yes

[novel horizon]

well

Idk how could you kill anybody

like

10 year old girl?

wth

[potent fossil]

Respectfully y'all can we talk about something else lmao, this is bringing me down somewhere I don't wanna be

[novel horizon]

Sure

I'll go to sleep ❤️

so good night everyone

[potent fossil]

Goodnight

[worn ember]

smh making simple sad

gnite

[novel horizon]

don't worry simple it's party time

[potent fossil]

Just hits close to home for me, that's all

[novel horizon]

Bed party 🤔

I want a bed bunker damn

[potent fossil]

A bunk bed?

[worn ember]

ah yes bed bunker

[novel horizon]

hmm

idk

the right words for that

[worn ember]

wouldnt want to die in a nuclear blast when you're sleeping

[novel horizon]

well yeah

ik bunker

but

still

[left swift]

Bed party in simples house

😳

[potent fossil]

Let's do it

[nimble depot]

This way I have an incentive to keep the phone spammer on the line as long as possible (It's costs them 2€ per minute)

[left swift]

Lol

[nimble depot]

And that keeps their line busy so they are talking to me instead of a potential scam victim. Everybody wins. I get to waste time of a scammer, get paid for it, and possibly save someone from getting scammed

[novel horizon]

Nice

[potent fossil]

Do you get the full 2 euro or what is your return

[novel horizon]

Yeah that seems interesting 🤔

And what is exactly that? Yeah hmm

maybe i'm interested

hmm

[potent fossil]

And do you make enough off of this to cover the cost of the premium number in the first place, or do you just have F-You money?

[novel horizon]

So you're telling me you're gonna pay me millions of dollars if I send you just few thousands? Worth

[potent fossil]

(F-You money is a good thing)

[nimble depot]

I get 1.80 per minute. The exchange pockets the rest

[worn ember]

120eur/h seems like a good rate

[potent fossil]

Pretty good return, what's the cost of the premium line?

[novel horizon]

[potent fossil]

greeting from the sick bed

[novel horizon]

bye lol I have $8.5millions

poor paper people phew

[nimble depot]

In Russia it's about 200 euros to get set up but it quickly pays for itself

In Germany, Telekom can get you one for free but they pocket like 40% of the rate

[worn ember]

i get emails saying they'll send stuff to my adres, then they fill in my adress with my ip

[potent fossil]

~111 minutes needed per month to cover it (if funding it by scam calls alone, ofc, but I'm sure you have other uses of it)

[novel horizon]

Oh and also I've got an email that says I have some FedEx delivery problem.. 🤔 Bad thing is FedEx isn't exactly where I live, damn

Oh and also from Walmart

[nimble depot]

I get a lot of phone spam and I am more than happy to talk to them

[potent fossil]

:p

[novel horizon]

I'm not talking with people over phone? no thanks 😦

[potent fossil]

does anyone here follow FIRE, btw? Financial Independence/Retire Early

[wispy blade]

sounds like a scam tbh

[novel horizon]

a bit

maybe it's mlm

[potent fossil]

It's not, lol.

It's an investment strategy

Very aggressive, though

[worn ember]

this is an email i got a while ago

[novel horizon]

Yep that's what they all say 👀

[potent fossil]

I mean, it literally is self-managed investing

[novel horizon]

ane-xclusive reward

hmm

[potent fossil]

You're not paying somebody to do it for you

[novel horizon]

i want that

[wispy blade]

brb checking my spam folder

[nimble depot]

Who expects a charming old lady (one of my relatives) to take hundreds from you. Well, I have instructed everyone in the house what to do when a scam call comes in

[potent fossil]

It boils down to cut your paychecks in half and put 50% into investments and forget about it. Then live off the other 50%

[novel horizon]

Nice, but also not nice

[potent fossil]

Very aggressive people will put 65% into investment and live off 35%

[novel horizon]

If I were to live off that, well.. lol

[potent fossil]

They often retire at 45 yo and then live the rest of their lives withdrawing 4% or so from investment annually and living off of it as if it were a salary

[worn ember]

50% of nothing isnt a lot tho :/

[novel horizon]

Yep

True

I could do that

[potent fossil]

True DED, it has an entry barrier for sure

[worn ember]

investing in real estate is never a bad thing tho

[potent fossil]

You can do that as well

[novel horizon]

Yeah I kinda like that

[void void]

@magic mesa can you stop programming? programming isnt good for your health

[worn ember]

worst case you have ground you can go live on lol

[wispy blade]

yep

[potent fossil]

Right now I have 80% of my money in a total stock market index long-term growth fund

[novel horizon]

Imagine saving money for later 👀 just spend it all

Yep, nice

The easiest way to burn fat? woah i need that

[worn ember]

you'll need the 4th one if you keep eating so much

[wispy blade]

shut up

[novel horizon]

Herobrinenaomi

[golden gust]

I believe that there was a film introduced about that?

[potent fossil]

Can't get fat if you purposefully limit your budget such that you can't afford (without withdrawing/paying tax penalties etc) to be a glutton

[golden gust]

RUN FATTY, RUN

[wispy blade]

or you just have genes

[novel horizon]

Can't get fat if you don't eat at all, yeah

[worn ember]

"bespaar op je kozijnen"

[wispy blade]

you'vve received €40.817 on your bitcoin account

[novel horizon]

[wispy blade]

dude i only have an ethereum wallet with nothing in it somewhere

[novel horizon]

now the crypto is so low damn 😦

[wispy blade]

keep unsubscribing but nothing happens

dunno man those abs still look perfectly clear to me

[novel horizon]

Crystal_Detox?

sounds like meth tbh

With this simple trick you can lose quite a lot of weight! Order right now

[wispy blade]

DED knows how bad that sentence it

[merry talon]

Idk, a bad diet is cheaper than a healthy one

[nimble depot]

Also pro gamer tip: instead of calling the support number of the company, call the sales number, which is usually toll-free. They will internally switch you to support. I call the number associated with the domain. I usually talk to someone from IT and they forward me to support, and I skip the queue

[worn ember]

i noticed a new trend in spam emails, where you'd click a "button" and its just a mass mail to a bunch of emails, wtf is the point of that?

[novel horizon]

Yeah, mostly, also it's probably less time consuming

[worn ember]

like its literally just a "mail to"

[merry talon]

I don't have the luxury of simply being able to use a damn kitchen

so it's tough lol

or, I could if I wanted to clean for 2 hours first

but no thx

[worn ember]

thats why you force people to clean up after themselves

[merry talon]

yeah been there tried that

[warm anchor]

Woah woah there ded

You don’t just simply telling people to do things!

[nimble depot]

Ah yes, shared housing

[worn ember]

yeet their ipad across the room 🙂 if they know you got anger issues they'll do as you say kekw

[warm anchor]

Just fight them yes

[worn ember]

[nimble depot]

When I lived in shared housing I used violence to force people to maintain sanitary conditions and keep the place clean

[novel horizon]

.. That depends what's violence

If it's hey you should really do it!! okay, but like

[merry talon]

It would be met with more violence and then no changes

mental illness is a crazy thing

[novel horizon]

yep

people are weird

[nimble depot]

It's the Russian way (could involve swordfighting with shovels)

[wispy blade]

TRUE

[potent fossil]

roommate "hey, theres this gasoline smell in my room"

me, in the corner, lighting a cigarette with a match "how interesting maybe you should clean it up"

[worn ember]

peer pressure is a good incentive tho

[nimble depot]

Everyone around me always ended up with bruises for some reason. I used to have little patience and things got physical fast

[waxen panther]

wtf is going in in here

[novel horizon]

nothing brocc

love u

❤️

people are abusive and bad

[worn ember]

reminds me of that dude in my class that would literally beat you up if you pissed him off lmao, dude threw his plate to the teacher once

[novel horizon]

good night again ❤️ gotta go

[worn ember]

we did kinda love pissing him off tho xD

[nimble depot]

Or that one time I woke up drunk in a dumpster. I don't remember how I got there, nor do my roommates.

Well, they were found in a similar location but worse

[brave radish]

mfw the potato repo has more forks than Paper

[worn ember]

patat

logo
BANG

[wispy blade]

xd

!#

[nimble depot]

That looks dodgy ag

[worn ember]

well im just unsubscribing from all my spam mail (well the ones that have it)

[wispy blade]

just adding a filter to every sender to go STRAIGHT to waste bin

[nimble depot]

I gotta clean up my inbox

[worn ember]

sure, but its still better if you dont get them at all

[nimble depot]

I got my email set up this way: for every site I generate a email and a password. All the emails go to the same inbox. So when I get spam I know who leaked my address and who's to blame

So email would look like <randomness>@domain.tld

Of course unique passwords everywhere

[potent fossil]

😳

[ionic bridge]

absolute madlad confirmed

[worn ember]

yeah i want to do that too at some point

but then i gotta set up a mail server

which is

[ionic bridge]

fuck mail servers

I spent like six hours trying

couldn't fucking do it

i swear to GOD

the second I tried to transfer from using UNIX accounts to a virtualized mailbox

EVERYTHING went to shit

[potent fossil]

Just don't be bad

[ionic bridge]

have you ever tried to install a mail server? lmaoo

[potent fossil]

Yes, many times

[ionic bridge]

it's awful, isn't it?

[potent fossil]

It can be sometimes, but if you know how to establish trust it's not horrible

[boreal olive]

guys

[ionic bridge]

getting my TLS certs was the easy part 🤣

[potent fossil]

Heh, indeed

[ionic bridge]

virtualizing the mailboxes is when everything went to shit

it worked fine with UNIX passwords

except like

that's not pog, I don't want to use my UNIX password

[boreal olive]

i was playing in my minecraft server and out of nowhere a person started hacking my account and that of my friends who entered

[potent fossil]

Then don't use offline mode

[ionic bridge]

that's so swag

[boreal olive]

thats the problem ?

why

[potent fossil]

No shit?

[ionic bridge]

bruh like

just buy Minecraft 🤣

[potent fossil]

Offline mode lets anyone use any account they want. Get an admin's name and boom, they have admin powers.

We don't support offline mode.

[boreal olive]

i have original minecraft

but my friends dont

[ionic bridge]

well

that's on you and your friends

[potent fossil]

Not our problem.

[brave radish]

Offline mode literally doesn't even attempt to stop people from impersonating your account

[ionic bridge]

tell them to buy the game

[wispy blade]

get better friends

[boreal olive]

:\

[brave radish]

I can go launch Minecraft with the username Notch in about 5 seconds if I want; it doesn't care

[boreal olive]

just because my friends can't buy minecraft do i have to have better friends?

[brave radish]

The server relies on Mojang's auth servers to validate accounts, and you have disabled that mechanism

[ionic bridge]

get real 😎

[left swift]

Ur friends not having minecraft isnt the problem

[potent fossil]

No need to harass the person to get better friends or whatever, that's rude. But offline mode is not well received here and you will be lucky to find support.

We don't do piracy here

[brave radish]

Apparently no one in Paper general likes their friends very much; y'all always say that when offline mode users blame their friends

[potent fossil]

Doesn't matter if you have a great reason for it

[boreal olive]

k bye server, leaving, if my friends have minecraft or not the problem is not yours

[left swift]

Your friends fucking with ur stuff for lolz is a problem

[ionic bridge]

If they buy Minecraft then yes we can help

otherwise

piracy is piracy

[brave radish]

he left the server

[ionic bridge]

lol

[brave radish]

you can stop :P

[meager tusk]

Hey. You might want to look at authentication layers like AuthMe

[ionic bridge]

he left

[meager tusk]

Oh cmon

[ionic bridge]

ah well

[left swift]

I mean

[meager tusk]

Meanies

[ionic bridge]

sucks to not buy a game that's been out for over 10 years

I guess

[left swift]

They weren't going to do anything we told them to do anyways so who cares

[golden gust]

HALP

[potent fossil]

I mean, if they turned on online mode the issue would be nil. That was the only thing to do, besides putting a bandaid on it. But going for the personal attack route is wrong

[brave radish]

uh-oh

[golden gust]

I disabled auth and somebody took advantage of that to hackzor mah servorz

[brave radish]

Oh no!

[left swift]

Sombode hact my 1.8 offline server

[ionic bridge]

they were joking tho, it wasn't even a real attack

[golden gust]

NICE

I had a HDD disappear

[wispy blade]

1.8 kitpvp offline*

[ionic bridge]

bro I have the most EPIC offline server

[brave radish]

Did you give out you IP address?

[golden gust]

rebooted into recovery, sure enough, disk missing

[magic ice]

my 1.17.10 offline op fractions server was hacked plzzz help

[golden gust]

powered off

[ionic bridge]

it's so offline that it doesn't even connect to the public internet 😎

[golden gust]

re-enabled recovery, sent WOL

[left swift]

Maybe because you didnt buy minecraft cat

[golden gust]

disk back again

[meager tusk]

or just say like the two worded advice of "use authme"

[ionic bridge]

SCHEISSE

lightning just struck a pig in front of me in MC

[golden gust]

rebooted, all is fine, and, idk how to feel about that

[meager tusk]

or something

[left swift]

Then u spend 1 hour walking them through how to join authme discord

[wispy blade]

TRUE

[left swift]

Or 1 hour figuring out what host they use and how they can install a plugin

[ionic bridge]

it's like

[left swift]

No

[meager tusk]

do you tho

[ionic bridge]

I'm happy to help you out if you have a problem but

[left swift]

It's not like

[meager tusk]

just tell them to lookup authme

authme should have docs of its own

but just saying "get better friends" isn't the way

[ionic bridge]

when your problem is literally a "I'm too lazy/incompetent to Google" problem

[wispy blade]

bro. you need to tell them how to lookup authme!

[left swift]

Where is authme mod?

[golden gust]

bro

[waxen panther]

BRO

[meager tusk]

Authme Mod in Spigot bro maybe

[left swift]

Minehut donting crash authme

[golden gust]

We literally have people, each month, whos servers are shutting down because of authme

[brave radish]

authme.securebyserver.notavirus.me

[left swift]

Some1 on my account in minehut server offline

[potent fossil]

Yeah, that's if people want to help with offline mode which they're not obligated to do

[golden gust]

and they can't fucking read the damned logs to read the literal message saying "SHIT HAPPENED, WE SHUTTING DOWN"

[meager tusk]

i think what you guys are starting to realize

is that most people using that are from third world countries

with usually terrible fucking english

[golden gust]

not even that

[meager tusk]

[left swift]

Impossible

[golden gust]

people are dumb and lazy

[ionic bridge]

I mean I'm happy to give anyone support, but like...
People who are genuinely lazy asf... pls pay me for support

[ionic bridge]

this.

[left swift]

People who dont help themselves dont deserve to be helped in servers

[golden gust]

and think that they're entitled to support because "But my country mostly pirates the game!"

[ionic bridge]

I can deal with shit english

[wispy blade]

true we should all pay cat for his support services

[golden gust]

"and so you should allow me to shoot myself in the foot AND hold my hand in the process!"

[ionic bridge]

Hell, I can even talk in their native language if they need

as long as they're smart enough

[potent fossil]

The only thing is to not harass them; treat them with respect, but you don't have to help them. It's great that you did, no issues. But I don't even want to try because it half-obligates me to reply should they get confused, and it's just something I personally don't want to be wrapped up in

[left swift]

Cat what's that 401k looking like for paper supporting

[brave radish]

no, problem is, they want us to hold their foot

[left swift]

Ew

[golden gust]

some people are into that

[left swift]

Zmc into feet

[wispy blade]

zombiemanchicken?

[left swift]

Yes

[golden gust]

expecting much from ZCM

smh

y'all must be new here

[brave radish]

no that's why I said it's the problem
also, in this scenario, they were shooting it, so yeah that's a problem if you're holding it

modz cat is harassing me

[wispy blade]

yeah, i'd like to keep my hands bullethole free

and also wart free

[left swift]

Theres already a hole in ur hand

[brave radish]

personal attacks, rule 13 🥺

[wispy blade]

not in my hand, in my heart 😔

[ionic bridge]

I just realized, zzzCat is part of the core team 🤣

[golden gust]

It's not a personal attack

[brave radish]

wat

[left swift]

Paperchan broke ur heart already smh

[golden gust]

I'm not treating you as a person

[wispy blade]

need hot tall girl to fill it 😳

[golden gust]

I refuse to accept you are in fact a person

[brave radish]

goes back to rule book

[wispy blade]

EntityType = null; //moment

that was the name of that enum right, idr

[brave radish]

Any other hate speech not already listed
Chicken hatred

[meager tusk]

invalid expression

[left swift]

Since when

Cat is core?

Noo

Sometimes

[golden gust]

Muhahahahaaaa

There is only one who can slay me

[brave radish]

kashike always has the best gifs(/stickers)

[meager tusk]

wait cat is core team?

That was my last straw

[left swift]

I cant believe papermc2.0 would do this

Cat and core doesnt even rhyme

[ionic bridge]

I use papermc3.0 offline not cracked ultra premium edition

and then I wonder why my PC is full of viruses and my account is getting hacked

:D

[left swift]

Maybe because you're a goose

[ionic bridge]

damn </3

[left swift]

Duck duck grey duck

[thorny totem]

Can we generate a void world with multiverse-core without "void" plugins? If not, generating a SP void world would do the trick.

[jade flax]

opens papermc, runs

[brave radish]

no

[thorny totem]

rip, thanks

[wispy blade]

anyway r8 my bot's MOTD

[brave radish]

0/0

[meager tusk]

undefined

[wispy blade]

NaN

[meager tusk]

but naomi it's a 10/10 for you.

Well done.

[wispy blade]

thank you bro!

[meager tusk]

Very proud of you bro.

[wispy blade]

i spent more than 10 minutes on it bro.

[cosmic raft]

now just play some funky chiptune-y music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1ajqKl4Gw

[wispy blade]

could probably do that

kash do you know umeboshi chazuke or AAAA?

[meager tusk]

I love how this song sounds

[cosmic raft]

no

[wispy blade]

shame, they're really good

[cosmic raft]

there's a lot of good chiptune music!

[wispy blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2CTiV8e7bRFFrF3Z2LtJf4

can't find yt link

but banger.

[left swift]

Can you make sure it posts this 10 times in console so we can make sure we see it on startup thanks

Dont want to miss this important message

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