general

[bright pollen]

basically dead

[golden gust]

I hope you step on a lego

[heady spear]

Her hubbie is exactly 10 years younger

[golden gust]

#Couger

[bright pollen]

oh yes

cougar

[heady spear]

Same birthday

[bright pollen]

stepping on a lego is not painful

[golden gust]

Okay

[heady spear]

Shakira is 30% of the reason I’m bi tbh

[golden gust]

I hope you step on a british plug

[bright pollen]

i think you should try fracturing your arm

[golden gust]

Theres actually people who've had a british plug get stuck in them

Just, 1) OUCH 2) OOOOUCH

[heady spear]

British plugs are fucking stupid

[bright pollen]

it's bad design

[heady spear]

What’s the third stick even for

[golden gust]

earth u dumfuq

[bright pollen]

ground

[heady spear]

Honestly this country is so dumb

[bright pollen]

y'all shitting on australia for being upside down but y'all have no ground

[heady spear]

Can we replace it with a Starbucks?

[golden gust]

The horror is that we designed our plug sockets to be child resistant so it's not like we can even give city a metal fork and stick him in front of one 😦

[heady spear]

I dunno how to operate a fork

[bright pollen]

improvise, adapt, overcome

[heady spear]

Also cat why does the crosswalks here scream at you?

And why is there trash everywhere?

And why are all the girls orange?

[golden gust]

1. Because blind people exist too, smh

2. Because the bins are too far away and people are lazy

[heady spear]

There are more bins than people here tho

[bright pollen]

Yo 🚫 don't 😱 search 💻 up "pig scientific name" 😱😱 😡

[golden gust]

3. Spray tan = literally the only tan available here bar 3 weeks a year

[heady spear]

Just go to Spain like the rest of us smh

Swedes are tan for one week after their yearly vacations

I also didn’t realise gingers existed irl, it was a shock

[bright pollen]

😱

[golden gust]

they exist, in a sense of it

It's basically just the soulless walking around

[tropic flame]

Shakira is awesome

favorite singer when i was a kid lmao

[heady spear]

Found another spider

This one on the toilet lid

[swift root]

eat it

assert dominance

[heady spear]

I tried to attack it with a paper roll

But it managed to get away

[night drum]

How can I disable chat achievement messages?

[tropic flame]

i see portuguese

i approve

uh there's a gamerule for that i think

i can't remember but the gamepedia should have it

[heady spear]

Portuguese is Spanish with typos

[swift root]

wrong

[tropic flame]

🚪 the door's right here

[unkempt drift]

Abbreviation Police Alert 🚨: @ancient bolt for your “CLI interface” comment. What is a “CLI interface”? A command line interface interface?

[swift root]

get rekt

[tropic flame]

dude your usage of that emoji made me think you were a bot banning someone

wtf

LMAO

[bright pollen]

CLI interface

[tropic flame]

and the thing is the bot doesn't even use that one

[bright pollen]

ATM machine

[unkempt drift]

PIN number

[heady spear]

Same energy as IP protocol

[swift root]

oh my omg

[unkempt drift]

First time I’ve seen the CLI interface one tho

[swift root]

what the wtf

[ancient bolt]

no it's command line interactive interface

[tropic flame]

GUI interface in visual basic to track IP addresses

yummy

[bright pollen]

smh my head

[tropic flame]

pfft, the computer is encrypted? a gigabyte of ram should do the trick

[bright pollen]

🚨

🚨 EMERGENCY MEETING 🚨

[golden gust]

Oh, shit... It's encrypted... OH! rainbow tables. They're a fast way to reverse encrypted data

[unkempt drift]

Mm hmm 😏

[vestal jasper]

e

[golden gust]

a

[tropic flame]

sports

[heady spear]

I am hungry

[ancient bolt]

Hi hungry I'm tired

[potent fossil]

Hi tired I'm dad

[merry talon]

need link

[potent fossil]

Let me just pop down to the ATM Machine

the automated teller machine machine

[merry talon]

So, the airline my mother is on right now has a fleet of 9 which all have names, and I asked her which plane she was on but she never got a chance to look

But with the help of the internet I managed to locate her flight and look up a table of the serial numbers to names

And also track it in real time

That's so cool

[unkempt drift]

#paper-github message

[potent fossil]

Yeah, LiveATC is a really cool site (along with some of the other automated trackers)

[merry talon]

I'm using flightradar24 but yeah

[potent fossil]

ye

[hidden ginkgo]

When do you think we will see a update ?? it has a lot of bugs

[royal kernel]

When will what update?

[potent fossil]

lol

[uncut ginkgo]

stalking people (mom edition)

[merry talon]

.eta

[limber knot]

(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785

[unkempt drift]

What bugs? If you know of one that doesn’t have an open report for it, please open an issue. It’ll help speed up the process.

[celest ridge]

what if paper 1.16 is the last update D:

pog

lets shut down this server

[true canyon]

stares at already existing 1.17 builds

[celest ridge]

well they could just never release a stable build

[royal kernel]

Since 1.17 has so bad performance, I don’t anticipate 1.18 having much better with them adding caves and cliffs that over double the hight

[celest ridge]

mojang banking on hardware advancements to make up for the extra load

[merry talon]

bad performance?

I haven't noticed any of that

[warm anchor]

Aside from using more heap coz java16. Not much issues

[hallow wadi]

@teal pumice Can you add me? I want to speak upon one of your plugins.

[solid siren]

Any idea to show all players when someone got banned

[ruby obsidian]

so far is there anyway to add anti xray on 1.17

[royal kernel]

.xray

[limber knot]

https://gist.github.com/stonar96/ba18568bd91e5afd590e8038d14e245e

[unkempt skiff]

hi

how do i install patches into papermc?

[viral hornet]

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/blob/master/CONTRIBUTING.md

I believe that's outdated because of the update, but you should still give it a read as it might help you understand patches

[unkempt skiff]

eh

[cosmic raft]

anyone have a movie or tv series to recommend?

[unkempt skiff]

breaking bad?

[viral hornet]

What streaming services do you use (if any)?
I recently started watching The Purge (series) on Prime Video & it's pretty neat, although gorey

I really want to watch Cruella, but, $35 to buy it 😔

[cosmic raft]

netflix

prime video

crunchyroll

probably will cancel prime soon though

[viral hornet]

I only recently subscribed to prime, and have actually been enjoying the content much more than Netflix

Granted, our Netflix's have different stuff 😔

[unkempt skiff]

this is very confusing

[viral hornet]

Dealing with patches isn't a two minute thing to learn lol

[unkempt skiff]

i just wanna fix shulker hitboxes 😭

[wispy blade]

i did go to sleep, nub

[next frost]

I started watching 24 on Netflix and I like it so far

[merry talon]

Shadow and bone

[cosmic raft]

already watched

was good

[merry talon]

o

[swift root]

ATLA

[waxen panther]

AITA

[wispy blade]

hi bromc

[languid vale]

Does anyone know how to selectively destroy bubblevator particles and only bubblevator particles xd

[wispy blade]

partciles minimal

[languid vale]

That destroys everything else too

[vestal jasper]

FMAB

[potent fossil]

@cosmic raft if you like some chill don't-have-to-think cartoon like movies (think pixar, but not) then Secret Magic Control Agency is quite good. Just watched it last night with my fiancee.

Luca if you want Pixar and haven't seen it

Vvvvv cute

[merry talon]

or you can just go down some weird youtube rabbit hole

[wispy blade]

true

[solid siren]

any player head drop plugin
nothing seems to work for 1.17

[merry talon]

probably one of the easier things to write yourself

skript might even do it

[wispy blade]

@potent fossil more cat pics 🥺

[potent fossil]

when they come back around I will

[minor badge]

morning simple

[wispy blade]

hi mari

[minor badge]

hi

[wispy blade]

it do be a monday morning

[clever gorge]

Pee

Uwu

Im gay

Jk

[minor badge]

aight

[wispy blade]

mkay

[merry talon]

cute

[wispy blade]

no

[languid vale]

Vanillatweaks datapack works

very lag friendly

[celest ridge]

holy fk

it took 2 years, but I finally got the tool bar in an app im working on to behave exactly how I want it to behave

[languid vale]

very pog lol

[wispy blade]

nice

[solid siren]

but? datapacks dont cause lag. command functions cause lag. just so happens that no one uses command functions except for datapacks. so datapacks got a bad rap cause of it.
as long as the packs you use dont use command functions, you're fine

[potent fossil]

morniiiiiiing

[languid vale]

I know? I am saying that it's lag friendly.

[minor badge]

[languid vale]

if i haven't gone to sleep

is it still good morning

[potent fossil]

i just had a fright lmao

signed into mint finance and it was like WOAH

YOU SPENT $3700 last month THAT IS ATYPICAL

[celest ridge]

i used to use mint

[potent fossil]

turns out they don't understand other currencies than US. I spent 3700 pesos. Not US dollars mint. That's $60 US.

[celest ridge]

but it didnt feel like it was helping me spend less 😐

So I stopped using it

[potent fossil]

well it doesnt do the work for you lol

can lead a horse to water, can't make it drink

[celest ridge]

Well more like the information wasn't presented in a clear way so I couldnt really tell what I was spending money on

at that point I might as well just look at my monthly credit card statement

[potent fossil]

they just updated to a completely new UI, so depending on how long ago you used it you might want to recheck it out

quite nice nowadays

[celest ridge]

tried it 5 years ago and used it for aobut a year

so 4 years ago I stopped

[potent fossil]

yea it's much different now

has spending piecharts and auto budgeting and aggregated transaction logs etc

[celest ridge]

at the same time I feel like i dont need it

i did pretty well for the last 4 years

and I didnt even use it

[potent fossil]

well maybe not, i just have a lot of accounts and it's nice to see it all in one place instead of juggling a shitload of accounts to check every week

[celest ridge]

ah

im not a churner

i only have 2 credit cards :x

[potent fossil]

I've got 6 atm plus a high interest savings and checking

3 of those are just department store cards

[celest ridge]

I'm not gonna check my high interest savings account often lol

[potent fossil]

me neither, but it's in mint anyway so i can see it anyway

[celest ridge]

but yeah i guess if i wanted my net worth at all times

[potent fossil]

i dont use it at all times, just weekly

[minor badge]

I just use a spreadsheet with every single transaction I perform

[celest ridge]

damn

[potent fossil]

scared me when i checked it and say $3,768.71 spend

but it wasn't that much lol

i need to bug report

[celest ridge]

im pretty loose. Like as long as im not spending a lot of money on sht i dont need i dont really care

most of my spending is on food

[potent fossil]

mine used to be

i used to do the spreadsheet thing as well mari but it just became hell to manage

[minor badge]

rent, food, clothes, and IKEA here

[celest ridge]

i assume ikea is a one time thing

:x

[potent fossil]

no online subscriptions or anything like that?

does your rent include all your utilities and shtuff?

[celest ridge]

oh i have a list of subscriptions I manage manually

[potent fossil]

(hope so )

[minor badge]

I have a few online subs, but they're not at all big

and yes, rent includes warmth and water

power is separate, but only like 30€/mo

[potent fossil]

what about electricity/internet

ah

[minor badge]

internet is paid for by work

[potent fossil]

ah gud gud

[minor badge]

besides those 4, trains come pretty high up too 😔

[twin lagoon]

hello

[potent fossil]

henlo michale

[potent fossil]

no travel pass or whatever for high frequency?

[minor badge]

there is, but I'm not high enough frequency to save money from it

[potent fossil]

ahh okay

[celest ridge]

saving money sometimes feel hopeless

[minor badge]

I do wanna move to Stockholm at some point, though, which would save me those train tickets

[celest ridge]

no matter how much I save, i'm still not gonna realistically afford a good house in Toronto 😦

[minor badge]

loans ✨

[celest ridge]

mortgages have a max year

[minor badge]

sucks, but that's life. I reckon I'll be able to buy by the time I'm 30 maybe

[celest ridge]

for a 30 year mortgage, 1 million still works out to ~5k/month

[vernal moth]

That's not how you do mortgages

You do 20 years, set whatever you want as monthly rate, and then after the 20 years passed, you take out a new mortgage for the rest of the month from the first one, but under better conditions

Also, one would hope you aren't buying a house alone, so that always makes stuff easier

[celest ridge]

id prefer to not have my mortgage extend to when i retire :x

[vernal moth]

No it's mostly still 30 or 35 years

And you will earn way more money later on so easier to pay back

[celest ridge]

30 year mortgage essentially extends to retirement

[vernal moth]

I calculated all that shut thru with my parents, they are done with their house loan and now mindlessly blow out money on an EV, on solar panels, on a big fat battery and currently am convincing them to get a jacuzzi 😂

[celest ridge]

at least for me

[vernal moth]

Man, if they get a jacuzzi, I move back in

[vernal moth]

When do you think you can retire, lol

[celest ridge]

65

[vernal moth]

In this poor world you gotta work till 70

Live expantancy is rising everywhere so the time you have to work extends too

Everywhere but the US I guess

[celest ridge]

just cause I can doesnt mean i want to

[vernal moth]

You will have to ^^

[celest ridge]

trying to avoid that

[vernal moth]

Because governments are rising entry age and it will be insanely expensive to go out early

[celest ridge]

not really, like even 200k can prob last me 4-5 years

even if they raise 401k/rrsp to 70

The age 59½ distribution rule says any 401k participant may begin to withdraw money from his or her plan after reaching the age of 59½ without having to pay a 10 percent early withdrawal penalty.

[vernal moth]

It's gonna be fun for us

Best bet is that society manages to introduce UBI

[celest ridge]

60 -> 70 seems like a huge jump

honestly im only screwed because I want to live in toronto

if I picked somewhere cheaper it would be easy

[vernal moth]

Well, you gonna work for like 40 year or smth so stuff will be changing till then

[celest ridge]

software eng pays relatively well in most places

[vernal moth]

Look at how life expectancy rises

Ignore the US line, they obviously stupid

[celest ridge]

that graph is a bit misleading

because it looks exponential

[vernal moth]

I was only using it to show that life expectancy is rising

[celest ridge]

Canada life expectancy is only 82.66 for 2021

[vernal moth]

Yeah and was below 70 50 years ago or smth, no?

[celest ridge]

that has a lot to do with less people dying young

im not expecting life expectancy to change drastically in 40 years

maybe +10 years

[vernal moth]

That's pretty drastic

[celest ridge]

there would need to be a very big. unexpected, medical advancement to increase it drastically

[vernal moth]

Less ppl dying young will also decrease

[wispy blade]

just won 2 bars of chocolate with a trivia quiz

[celest ridge]

lol congratz

[vernal moth]

Road safety is a huge contributor

Oh and we are on the edge of some pretty big medical breakthroughs

[celest ridge]

not believing anything till i see it

[true canyon]

Thanks to your comment, now watching. I liked the goat in ep 3

[vernal moth]

Like, CRISPR is like so close to being used in the wild

mRNA is finally ready for prime time, once covid settles down these teams will focus back on their initial goals: fight cancer

Personalized vaccines will be a thing

[celest ridge]

none of these things will push the max age tho

they will def bring up the avg

[vernal moth]

They will increase the amount of ppl that get so old so more ppl retired

And then you get other demographic effects such as less kids

[celest ridge]

wait what are we discussing

[cosmic raft]

:3

[vernal moth]

So like, the whole system of a pension is kinda dead in the future as it's renewable enough

I was discussing my case that you will have to work longer than your parents

[celest ridge]

eh i have enough other plans that I should be ok

Im doing way better than my parents

[vernal moth]

Well, we as devs might be fine, but generally

[celest ridge]

although my parents bought a house for peanuts and watched it 10x

i dont think that will happen to me

[vernal moth]

My parents build a house and it's 3x already

So that's my pension I guess 😂

Anyways, I gotta do smth now, UBI is the solution to everything

[celest ridge]

not gonna count on UBI to save my financials

[vernal moth]

And you shouldn't

Thankfully we both will we well off

But I fear for the rest of society

[celest ridge]

Canada is aight, outside of housing prices, most people should be fine

[merry talon]

lol simple

My bank did the same thing when I transferred money from chequeing to savings

[ashen cliff]

Looks like it's time: https://help.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/articles/4403181904525-How-to-Migrate-Your-Mojang-Account-to-a-Microsoft-Account

[wispy blade]

oh boy

i don't even have access to my mojang acc email anymore D:

[willow delta]

uh oh

[merry talon]

I really hope to see UBI in my lifetime

The range of issues it will solve or help solve can't be overstated

[wide chasm]

Can't migrate yet, so I'll probably migrate once I can no longer log in, because I'm never gonna remember to check that

[willow delta]

it will really help, but its not a solution to fundamental problems

anyways this is general not politics lol

uhhhhhh

minecraft

[wispy blade]

yeah i think i already migrated to my mc acc like a year ago

RadialChunk27 😎

[willow delta]

i created a new microsoft account just for this reason so

hopefully that turns out fine

i didnt want my mc account to be tied to something with my real name :l

[wispy blade]

well, it does make it more secure

since microsoft

[celest ridge]

pog microsoft will now know what type of 3d structures I like

[wide chasm]

They can integrate that into Paint 3D /s

[willow delta]

i will appreciate the 2fa

[wispy blade]

minecraft to paint 3d would not be a bad idea tbh

[willow delta]

i somehow managed to not get hacked even though i have the worst password in history

ive had my account for 10 years

[wispy blade]

would save me the hassle of having to use minecraft2obj for my minecraft animations

that i used to do

when i was 10

[willow delta]

also this is going to kill the shady alt black market thing so thats cool

[wide chasm]

I'm surprised people even use those, they're such a hassle

[wispy blade]

mcleaks.com

[vernal moth]

Migration was really easy and smooth, even if you needed a new MSA it will let you create that right from the flow

[celest ridge]

but can I migrate my account to a gmail account

[merry talon]

well you can use your gmail address to make a microsoft account

[celest ridge]

can you really?

[merry talon]

don't actually need an outlook email

yeah

wish google allowed that

wait they do

[celest ridge]

sht my gmail account is already tied to a ms account

😦

[merry talon]

add a +

[celest ridge]

too much work

[hardy ginkgo]

they could add 2fa to the current accounts...

[merry talon]

harder for them to integrate to sell you stuff

[thorny totem]

don't they email when its time to migrate? Gonna be a pain to migrate my alts 🤣

[olive marlin]

Why duplicate work when MFA works a lot better?

[whole bramble]

Does that anvil dupe work on paper?

[lean kiln]

no

[whole bramble]

Pog ily

[hardy ginkgo]

because microsoft accounts have a strict lisence

[vernal moth]

Licence?

[waxen panther]

What

[celest ridge]

license?

leesauce?

[hardy ginkgo]

i meant tos my brain stopped working

idk it's called tou for some reason

also half of the places i read the word it says lisence and other half licence

[quasi valley]

both are wrong

or uh, no, just one

[hardy ginkgo]

how do you type it then

oh ok

[quasi valley]

licence (if you're a tee drinker) or license

[hardy ginkgo]

oh okay thanks

[vivid temple]

Hello, I'm having an issue, when I set allow-permanent-block-break-exploits-readme and allow-piston-duplication-readme to true, then resart the server it just changes back to the description?

[wispy blade]

the readme doesn't change a value

it's just a string

you set the settings above it to true

[vivid temple]

So it would look like unsupported-settings: to unsupported-settings: true?

Oh wait my bad, I see

allow-headless-pistons: false allow-permanent-block-break-exploits: false allow-piston-duplication: false
These are the ones I need to change, didn't see them, thanks!

[jovial remnant]

w h e n i s p a p e r 1 . 1 7 c o m i n g o u t

[olive marlin]

When it's ready.

It's our, but not production ready.

[waxen panther]

.eta r e a d

[limber knot]

(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785

[wispy blade]

brocc stealing my sentence

how about you join reading inc. @waxen panther

[waxen panther]

reading is dumb

[ashen cliff]

Congrats. You got the job.

[void void]

    @SuppressWarnings({"unchecked", "rawtypes"})
    @Override
    // I hate Java so much
    public TaskContext<? super Exception, R> fail(TaskAdapter<? super Exception, R> adapter) {
        ForgeTaskContext<? super Exception, R> fail = (ForgeTaskContext<? super Exception, R>) new ForgeTaskContext(this, adapter);
        fail(fail);
        return fail;
    }

Can anyone think of better implementation for this code?

    @Override
    public <F super Exception> TaskContext<F, R> fail(TaskAdapter<F, R> adapter) {
        ForgeTaskContext<F, R> fail = new ForgeTaskContext<>(this, adapter);
        fail(fail);
        return fail;
    }

I wanted this code but Java doesn't allow lower bounds for methods

[wispy blade]

welcome to reading Inc, brocc!

[waxen panther]

No

[twin lagoon]

[wispy blade]

maicmhale!

hi city

[heady spear]

@minor badge Stefan officially quit and now the house is trying to find a new prime minister.

[ashen cliff]

Apply bro!

[uncut moss]

if a new election happens, can everyone over 18 now vote or only the people who were over 18 last election

[minor badge]

everyone over or turning 18 by election day iirc

[minor badge]

pog

[uncut moss]

aw damn

[minor badge]

he said in his press conference that there will not be an election, so you'll get to consider this next year instead :p

[uncut moss]

pretty big chance he'll just be prime minister again now then

well not chance

[vernal moth]

We got elections in germany in two months

That will be a fun shit show

[twin lagoon]

a

[ashen cliff]

No.

[twin lagoon]

BRO!

[ashen cliff]

BRO! A kernel update is available: you may wish to reboot they system!

[twin lagoon]

Bro. We do not do reboots.

kexec.

[ashen cliff]

Can't bro.

[median cargo]

Who constantly used forks like mSpigot, SSSpigot, KSpigot, BeeSpigot and others from the mc-market paid, is there any sense in them?

I understand that this is a profile discord, but I'm interested in opinion

[ashen cliff]

Just use KGBSpigot if you really want to use some knock off fork with non-existent patches.

[twin lagoon]

BRO!

KGBSpigot 40TPS

[waxen panther]

all of the mc-market forks are just tuinity/airplane with either preset configs or dangerous patches

[ashen cliff]

Like most of those, just advertise the Taco patch as their main selling point and add a FANCY /tps meter.

[waxen panther]

they're not worth

[ashen cliff]

[twin lagoon]

and configurable knockback

[wispy blade]

KGBSpigot? nah bro

i use KGBTuinity

1ms/t

20 chunk viewdistance

300 players online

[ashen cliff]

Bro.

Sorry bro. We actually fixed that. You should be able to do 32 chunks now.

[wispy blade]

thanks bro!

my 8088 will be happy.

what's the minimum RAM usage now?

[median cargo]

Are all forks useless?

[uncut moss]

no?

[mossy vessel]

Yes

[waxen panther]

WTF

😡

[novel horizon]

yes

just use spigot

[uncut moss]

no use craftbukkit

[median cargo]

example: FlamePaper
a seemingly authoritative developer in the field of minecraft. also had its fork, garbage?

[mossy vessel]

brocc not useless?

Don't be mad?

[uncut moss]

in my experience most of the spigot forks being sold on mcm are just 1.8 spigot wItH 1.7 tNT aND BeTer pVP

[novel horizon]

wtf is 1.7 tnt

[uncut moss]

don't know

apparently 1.8 changed how tnt works somehow and is now obviously unplayable

[novel horizon]

yeah just play 1.0.0 🙂

redstone lamps are great

and i think in versions like this u could mine redstone lamp with silk touch and have it shine

[wispy blade]

just owned

[ashen cliff]

Bro!

[wispy blade]

2nd place was 7000 points

[ashen cliff]

Speaka Engleš!

[novel horizon]

lol eerste plaats

[wispy blade]

first place bro

[novel horizon]

place - plac - plaac - plaats

[wispy blade]

owned once more

[worn crest]

seems like dutch

[wide chasm]

It is

[wispy blade]

it is

[red yoke]

@elder forge hi sir big fan

[uncut moss]

dutch likes double a

and dutch spoken sounds like swedish chef

[waxen panther]

Paper fixes bugs in vanilla, generally a config option isn't even added

[worn crest]

The h

[wispy blade]

"why does paper block game breaking bugs that can give people an unfair advantage?"

it's not redstone quirks

[olive marlin]

Mojang confirmed this is a bug, paper fixes bugs.

It's as simple as that, nothing more to it. If Mojang deems something a bug and Paper can fix it, it will be fixed.

[tropic flame]

if your server's economy depends on a bug then your server's economy is wrong

[wispy blade]

+📠

[waxen panther]

TFW dont care 😁

if you want true vanilla, use fabric

spigot breaks enough shit for it to not be technical already

[wispy blade]

TFW people don't understand you don't want people to dupe on your server

[waxen panther]

technical players are 0.01% of the community and they're too annoying to go out of your way to help

✨ use fabric ✨

see my previous message

[left swift]

Massage

[wispy blade]

allowing bugs by default seems kinda stupid

don't you think

[left swift]

Bro

M0ve on with your life

[wispy blade]

""ït's not a bug it's a feature!!!!😡😡""

[left swift]

Why waste time arguing what paper features should be enabled in the papermc discord

It literally happens 3 times a day and you do nothing but make yourself look like a fool

[wispy blade]

gg you've admitted you're a troll

respect --

anyway mana wassup

[waxen panther]

Tempted to ping mods

Hmmmm

[uncut moss]

what's like the plural for redeem

like someone has redeemed

but multiple

[wide chasm]

!ban @craggy nest Trolling isn't allowed, please see the guidelines

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Banned Sludgycomb40045#5662 (Trolling isn't allowed, please see the guidelines) [1 total infraction] -- stefvanschie#7609.

[waxen panther]

Love u stef

[wispy blade]

@uncut moss depends, but usually the same: everybody has redeemed/people have redeemed

[uncut moss]

yeah but like

redeemtions

it's not that

but something like that lol

[waxen panther]

Redempt rewards?

[wispy blade]

stef's last name reminds me of this shitty kid in my town

[uncut moss]

redeemings?

[wispy blade]

redemptions

[uncut moss]

that's something else

like religion and shit

[wispy blade]

no

that's literally it

xd

[uncut moss]

oh

but it's religion and shit too

[wispy blade]

not really

[magic mesa]

I mean according to dictionaries it is

[wispy blade]

hey ethan how is GoPaper going

[magic mesa]

But tbh it sounds the most correct so just use it

what

[wispy blade]

xd

your server in Golang

[magic mesa]

It isn't branded under paper, it was made when 1.16 came out so I used the honey block

[left swift]

Quick paper banned me, run to yatopia spigot discord

[ashen cliff]

Deadtopia?

[olive marlin]

It's called sugarcane now.

[left swift]

The sky

Did someone revive it?

[waxen panther]

Yes

[left swift]

[quasi valley]

they say it's not a fork, tho rn it's just a subset of yatopia patches

[waxen panther]

more coming by the hour!

[left swift]

Same people?

[waxen panther]

Nah

One of the admins and some randoms

Jerry has moved on and is being cool about it

[left swift]

Maybe they make good choices

[tropic flame]

everyone knows that the best fork is KGBPaper

[worn ember]

[uncut moss]

is there any good better documented alternative to aikar's locale thing

[waxen panther]

[left swift]

Brocc laughing so much today

[waxen panther]

broccolai does a little laughing

[left swift]

[wispy blade]

wrong. KGBTuinity is better

32 chunk viewdistance, all ticking, 300 players online and 1mspt

[left swift]

KGBopia

[wispy blade]

dude my economics teacher sucks at explaining

we're discussing the test and i didn't understand anything he was saying

[limber knot]

just play it in half speed

[wispy blade]

can't, dude talks faster than the fastest speaking man

[limber knot]

you are not recording your lectures? 👀

[wispy blade]

no

check the downloads page

[warm anchor]

Maybe you suck at listening?

Read the warning

[limber knot]

I really suggest recording them, can help a ton especially if they don't give out the script lol

[wispy blade]

maybe he should explain in clear language

[waxen panther]

Niome is 15 their classes are easy smh

[wispy blade]

shut up broc

you try taking economics in dutch with a teacher going 300 wpm

and barely explaining how or why

[waxen panther]

just google it

[wispy blade]

haha just google it lol!!!!!

[limber knot]

here is everything you need to know about economics anyways: capitalism bad!

runs

[wispy blade]

mmmmm progressive taxes

read.

doesnt help that the coursebook doesn't separate theory from excersises

as in highlight that it's theory

because at a glance they look the exact same

whatever, im gonna have to do it all again next year anyway

[warm anchor]

Just google your way through it

[wispy blade]

kinda hard if i don't know wtf he's talking about 90% of the time

[heady spear]

@minor badge Värmland has opened up for 18+ now, but I’m not even in the country 😭😭😭😭

[left swift]

Ur almost double that city

[minor badge]

35 in Östergötlands län

[blazing valley]

@last jewel 4head

[vestal jasper]

@heady spear

[golden gust]

Would it be wrong if I started banning people from the org for reporting that vanilla DFU issue?

[wispy blade]

it would be pretty petty

[olive marlin]

I was thinking about pinning one of those issues.

[golden gust]

I mean

[waxen panther]

implying that kind of people read lol

[golden gust]

it's in the fucking #❗-1-17

[olive marlin]

Because stupid GH doesn't search closed issues by default.

[waxen panther]

#❗-1-17 is archived tbf

[golden gust]

It's been reported several dozen times now

[olive marlin]

By default GH only searches open issues so it's understandable why people don't find it tbh.

[craggy shoal]

hey guys, how do I report a paper 1.8 error?

[olive marlin]

You don't.

[waxen panther]

1.8 pepela

[olive marlin]

It's not supported anymore.

Go find a fork of Paper which still supports 1.8

[wispy blade]

good luck!

[craggy shoal]

Ok ty

[golden gust]

Yea, I just pinned one, maybe that will stop it, coz if people keep reporting it people are gonna be bitch slapped

[wispy blade]

how about moving the shitting to their deskchair?

[golden gust]

tempting

tempting af

[wispy blade]

my bus about to leave yiked

[golden gust]

RUN BIIITCH, RUUUN

[craggy shoal]

it's because my server is crashing and it's telling me to report to paper

[olive marlin]

Not supported. We don't touch 7 year old crap with a foot long pole.

[wispy blade]

barely made it woohoo

[golden gust]

Cool, and that was relevant when 1.8 was actually supported and we cared about it

Now it's not, you're on your own

[quasi valley]

imagine you asked microsoft to help you with windows xp

[wispy blade]

even says so on the downloads page

[golden gust]

Expectation at this point is that if you're running outdated, unsupported software is that you're able to support yourself; be that either on your own or hiring peeps or whatever, that's on you now

[waxen panther]

kekw 😬 👎

[wispy blade]

brocc 😬 👎

[craggy shoal]

Ok, ty..

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8oTlWwAPFI

[waxen panther]

bloodstone please mute naomi for 2 weeks (14 days (336 hours)) for bullying me

[olive marlin]

What if I moderate brocc instead?

[wispy blade]

dont think the rest of the staff will agree and gladly partake in bullying you

[warm anchor]

That’s such a harsh punishment. Let’s do 13 days instead

[waxen panther]

please do NOT moderate me.

[golden gust]

Yea, I'm sorry, Imma have to side with Naomi here

[wispy blade]

wow that's a first

[waxen panther]

WTF

[olive marlin]

Brocc is a disgusting British coffee drinker 🤢

[quasi valley]

[waxen panther]

everyone hates me ❗

[golden gust]

False

Theres gotta be somebody out there who doesn't even fucking know your ass

But, otherwise, yea, pretty much

[waxen panther]

its ok i'll always have bardy

[wispy blade]

who?

[golden gust]

I hope that there is some rando convention which we all go on

and bardy shows up

and you end up stuck on the bus next to him for 30 minutes

[waxen panther]

the guy that left the lovely message that is my status

i will never go to the n*rth of england

[wispy blade]

papermcCon when

[golden gust]

and, as you sit down, you realise that you left your headphones in your room

[waxen panther]

i'll be fine

oh convention not conversation

[golden gust]

AND HE WONDERS WHY WE BULLY HIM

WTF

[waxen panther]

STFU UR BULLYING ME NOW

😭

[wispy blade]

brocc, imma have to sack you. your performance at Reading Incorporated is really lacking...

[left swift]

GLASS 😬 👎

[wispy blade]

keep crying, brit

[meager tusk]

didn't your entire swamp nation get beaten by the czechs

[waxen panther]

I was never part of your dogshit company

[meager tusk]

Shush

[left swift]

Party or pardy

[golden gust]

Meanwhile we got popeye here telling people to keep crying

[waxen panther]

[left swift]

Brocc

[meager tusk]

Ok

Cool story Thanks for sharing Nomanasendhelp

[wispy blade]

spinach is ew wtf are you on about

[left swift]

Who is this Ldriz

[meager tusk]

Wtf I literally called your story cool

You want me dead WTF.

[left swift]

WTF WTF WTF!

[wispy blade]

cuz De Ligt got a red for no reason bro

[meager tusk]

Don't know you guys got your Ass Handed TWO times.

[wispy blade]

NL football is a meme anyway

[meager tusk]

your entire country is a meme .

[wispy blade]

you too bro

[meager tusk]

Thanks bro.

[ashen cliff]

Bro.

[wispy blade]

Krusic bro!

[meager tusk]

Bro!

[waxen panther]

Yes?

[worn ember]

Bro cc

[wispy blade]

ok DED

[olive marlin]

Work from home is so epic.
I kinda miss talking to knowledgeable people in the kitchen, but on the other hand now boring meetings be like:

[waxen panther]

Can’t hire here ^_^

[left swift]

Barty or bardy

[waxen panther]

Bardy

[left swift]

Heh

[waxen panther]

[left swift]

Wat a guy

[twin lagoon]

root@ubuntu-s-2vcpu-4gb-intel-ams3-01:~# systemctl reboot

this is the worst fucking thing ever

[wispy blade]

lmao

[twin lagoon]

i have rebooted this thing twice already because it's in the fucking history

[wispy blade]

why root 🤔

[twin lagoon]

kubernetes

not gonna bother wasting my time with a non-root user

[wispy blade]

makes sense

[golden gust]

just edit the history file and remove it, smh

and git gud, too

[wispy blade]

^

[ashen cliff]

Bro. Just history -c.

[twin lagoon]

^ that's what i did

[golden gust]

clearing the history

nope

nope

My history file takes months to build up

How else can I ctrl-r to find the command I completely forget but desperatly need before I go collapse in bad at 3am in the morning

[left swift]

Memory

Pay brocc in exposure to remember all ur commands for you

[wispy blade]

pay brocc

no

[warm anchor]

yall pay brocco? He does it for free for me

[left swift]

In exposure and multicolored mc ranks

[wispy blade]

eternity getting ripped off

[golden gust]

memory

psh

[waxen panther]

eternity way cooler

[warm anchor]

ikr Naomi isnt even in my server

[twin lagoon]

https://github.com/longhorn/longhorn/issues/350 the comments on this github issue remind me of certain users in #paper-help

what in the holy fuck

[warm anchor]

SAME LOL

[wide chasm]

What's a paste?

[warm anchor]

I mean if github allows it within the word count, it must be intended

[golden gust]

It's the horror of work limits

You want people to be able to comment on an issue and provide a detailed, competent response in a single message rather than forcing people to spam comments to get the same level of deets across

[wispy blade]

imagine wanting to be in a vtuber's server

[waxen panther]

Wat

[warm anchor]

BUT I GOT CUTE EMOJIS

[wispy blade]

SO?

[warm anchor]

[waxen panther]

It’s not a vtubers server

[wispy blade]

I DONT HAVE NITRO

[waxen panther]

lol broke

[warm anchor]

[wispy blade]

€9,98 in my bank acc rn

[waxen panther]

😬

[warm anchor]

wow just enough for 1 month

wait does Discord convert USD to EURO?

[wispy blade]

i bought a psu like last week dw

[warm anchor]

well you could've bought a year worth of Nitro with those psu money pfffffff

[wispy blade]

yeah but i'm running my minecraft server on that machine so xd

or well, my friend's mc server that im sysadmin for

[left swift]

It's a dota 2 genshin server

[wispy blade]

i don't play any of those games so x fucking d

[meager tusk]

Do you ever have to talk?

And are you out of breath when you do so?

[brave mountain]

@wheat palm some people just like to experiment is like a pleasure.

[wispy blade]

i mean, debian / ubuntu is fine for a server

[wheat palm]

fair enough

[wispy blade]

has LTS releases and are generally more supported

[warm anchor]

I mean if you just watch YT and view web

why not

[wispy blade]

true

[left swift]

Why not make linux distro from scratch to watch amaranth hot tub streams on twitch

[wheat palm]

[left swift]

[wispy blade]

LFS is only worth it if you have infinite time

tbh

[brave mountain]

What is LFS?

[olive marlin]

If I have to talk a lot, then I'll go with slower speed. I can get out of breath after doing it for longer on higher speeds, but when I do it on like 4km/h or so, I usually won't even notice that timer did overflow and can walk for hours.

[wispy blade]

LFS is Linux From Scratch

[left swift]

Looking for sex

Oh yeah that

[wispy blade]

mana, bonk

[meager tusk]

Haha yeah that makes sense

I was in for a surprise when my gym had forgotten to swap the unit from miles to kilometers in one machine

[short solar]

che give me a 1.16.5 forge paper

[left swift]

No

[meager tusk]

And I was wondering why I was sprinting when it was only 6 until I noticed the unit lol

[short solar]

or do you know where I can get it

[left swift]

No where it doesnt exist

[meager tusk]

just use sponge

[short solar]

enserui

[brave mountain]

Yeah in production, stable is needed

[short solar]

then they give me a 1.16.5 forge, for this

[upbeat falcon]

Downloads for Minecraft Forge for Minecraft 1.16.5

https://files.minecraftforge.net/

Ads are Forge's main source of income, so please consider adding an exception for this site. If you'd like to support ... Downloads for Minecraft Forge - MC 1.16.5.

Requested by sulu - About 69,500,000 results (0.23 seconds)

[short solar]

dou

[brave mountain]

Mhh

[untold copper]

day #22 of trying to get abs: No exercise today as I have to study :c

[short solar]

Who do I have to get the paper and put the Jorge?

[olive marlin]

What is a decent ssh/scp/sftp client people use nowadays on Windows?

[royal kernel]

Putty

[short solar]

in this, I have to remove the paper and put the file forge?

[royal kernel]

You can also use command prompt to ssh

[warm anchor]

This guy is so lost. How is this possible

[left swift]

Mobaxterm is okay

[short solar]

you tell me in Spanish that I don't speak English, I'm talking to the translator

[left swift]

I usually just use putty or winscp lol

[warm anchor]

^

OpenSSH is built in default to windows console now too (?)

so if you just wanna do soemthing basic

[royal kernel]

I just ssh in cmd or terminal

[olive marlin]

Okay, thanks. I need to finally give my admins access to staging instance, so I need something super simple for them.

[warm anchor]

FUCK IT make a webconsole for them prof

[olive marlin]

No.

[short solar]

I already put the forge and took out the paper, ready, I passed it to Jorge, right?

[warm anchor]

whos Jorge??

[twin lagoon]

who the fuck is jorge

yes

thank you

[left swift]

Forge

They're using the forge installer jar lol

@short solar contact your server host for help

[short solar]

I'm using google translator

[royal kernel]

Why is there bungeecord stuff in the server folder

[warm anchor]

Also did he DL paper jar and rename it to bungee? (coz size kinda match)

[untold copper]

@short solar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJpNsM-PptM

[warm anchor]

SO MANY QUESTION

[royal kernel]

he needs a spanish vid lol

[short solar]

A friend gave it to me that host and he does not even know that it is a host

[untold copper]

where is stef

[warm anchor]

10 buck bet it's one of those free host.

[untold copper]

when you need him

[wispy blade]

can confirm it is

[untold copper]

@wide chasm can you please help this spanish dude

my spanish is literal garbage

[warm anchor]

ugh.... snoopa

that's not how it works...

[untold copper]

spanish papermc wen

[warm anchor]

only if you make a hindi one first.

[untold copper]

👀

[left swift]

Eternity makes weeb paper next?

[untold copper]

joke's on you my hindi is also literal garbage

[short solar]

So what do I have to do?

[wide chasm]

My Spanish is also garbage

[untold copper]

smh

[royal kernel]

what are you trying to do?

[warm anchor]

sir have you seem my MC server

[short solar]

yo no se ni decir hola en ingles

[left swift]

No

[short solar]

entonces uso el traductor de google

[royal kernel]

what are you trying to do?

[warm anchor]

@left swift it's about as weeb as you can poossibly get

[left swift]

Sulu went FBI mode

[untold copper]

únete a este servidor y pregúntales

oh

wait

sorry

[brave mountain]

Te puedo ayudar, dime.

[left swift]

Building flat land city in swamp 🤢

[untold copper]

ay

epic

[left swift]

But that's where the weebs belong so

[brave mountain]

Usa deepl.com/translator

[short solar]

hola mira che quiero pasar el host este a un forge 1.16.5 para los mods

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Kicked D҉e҉l҉e҉t҉e҉ ҉User#0001 (this is both not forge support and english only, please go here for future help with your issue. https://discord.gg/CAuBfWUa) [1 total infraction] -- sulu#5890.

[brave mountain]

No se puede usar español aquí y debes buscar soporte de forge, aquí solo de paper.

[untold copper]

oof

sulu mean

lol

[tropic flame]

you need to have quite some nerve to not read #welcome and understand that you should speak English

the messages themselves are not written in spanish though

[royal kernel]

But he speaks Spanish so he does not know what welcome means

[tropic flame]

well maybe that should be a sign

[warm anchor]

doubt... if he manged to even find this Discord... he has some basic

[wide chasm]

I mean, it's kinda expected that when you join an English guild you know at least some English

[brave mountain]

English only to maintain the order.

[wide chasm]

And if it were a question about Paper... but this was about Forge

[left swift]

These poor people falling for summerhosts

[twin lagoon]

[warm anchor]

One would say that's minimum due diligence

English isnt my first language either but if I am going somewhere asking for the topic I am not familiar with, I will make sure I dont just blindly post questions to wrong people, you feel me??

[brave mountain]

Multilingual chat, I imagine it should be a mess.

[royal kernel]

Whats your first?

[left swift]

Why would I feel you

[austere ivy]

eternity, really??

[left swift]

I dont know you

[austere ivy]

what's your first language?

[warm anchor]

I can read and write Japanese and Chinese

[royal kernel]

cool

[twin lagoon]

[austere ivy]

REALLY!? that's actually super cool

[warm anchor]

but I've been in US for decades now so

[brave mountain]

Neither is mine.

[warm anchor]

so I can tell you that anyone coming in here with half assed question and use "English" is not my language as excuse are just lazy ass

[brave mountain]

Oh I love japanese, I would like to learn.

[austere ivy]

ah ok, still though, you speak english amazingly fluently, nice job ;p

me mum's first language isn't english either so i know it's not easy

[golden gust]

I mean, the trick for english is remembering the rules

[warm anchor]

@austere ivy bruh I remember using dictionary to order McDonalds

LOL

[left swift]

Amazingly fluently

[nimble depot]

I just found I have a 50€ remote control to a piece of critical infrastructure worth 1KK€

[brave mountain]

I'm living in Panamá and neve ever got to another country.

[royal kernel]

Is Japanese similar to Chinese?

[tropic flame]

rules? more like remembering the exceptions for each rule

[royal kernel]

English language is so messed up

[golden gust]

Fuck

but, yea, basically

[austere ivy]

lmao. mcdonalds is hard to order from to be fair tho

i'm 100% sure that their speakers have been soaked in water for a good month or two before use

can barely hear anything from them

[warm anchor]

Yes, well Kanji is basically Chinese but with different pronunciation. so say you already know Chinese, you really just need to get that part correct plus grammar.

[golden gust]

I have like, auditory issues and so I can't use things with like, one speaker

phone calls are fucking cancer to understand people on

and, just, yea

[warm anchor]

Yeah I was trying to not make a fool of myself but still ending up making a fool of myself

[austere ivy]

that sounds painful, sorry cat

[golden gust]

all I'm saying is is thank fuck for the kiosks they have

[warm anchor]

Life is hard for zcat

[twin lagoon]

scat

[left swift]

Does using speakers on calls work better for you cat

[golden gust]

Literally just falling to pieces and I'm hardly 1/3 through life

[royal kernel]

If you wear earbuds does that help, or do the speakers have to be like 3d sound?

[brave mountain]

I know a little about hiragana and katakana

[golden gust]

Speakers can help, kinda

Like, the sound needs to be a decent quality for me and most phones just really don't do it

[cunning raft]

https://youtu.be/QWzYaZDK6Is?t=73

[golden gust]

i also get weiry with speakers because sometimes the other end can hear themselves back and I know how trippy that gets

and then you get the people who are talking on what sounds like some 1960's prototype

[brave mountain]

I really need to improve my pronunciation and vocabulary in English, so I need to speak with someone.

[golden gust]

Be weary on who you speak to

you don't wanna somehow pick up scouse

[whole prawn]

discord crasher

[warm anchor]

I also sound in higher pitch in English than in Japanese or Chinese

apparently that's common

[golden gust]

!ban @lilac solstice discord crasher

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Banned Royaleyash#6969 (discord crasher) [2 total infractions] -- electronicboy#8869.

[austere ivy]

huh?

[golden gust]

It's more a general term

[austere ivy]

oh nvm urbandictionary to the rescue as always

[golden gust]

refers to the people in general, the accent, etc, etc

[royal kernel]

Yo my discord just crashed

[golden gust]

Some asshat, they've been banned

god fucking discord

[royal kernel]

Its so weird because my phone is fine but desktop is frozen

[twin lagoon]

it's a chromium issue

[cunning raft]

control+r

fixed on my build (as in it didn't crash me)

[brave mountain]

Mhh ok thank you for the advice.

[royal kernel]

Im just using the client not through a browser lol

[austere ivy]

it just crashed the video player window for me, so the fix is probably rendering them in a container or something idk

[cunning raft]

the client uses electron which uses chrome

[warm anchor]

Why do people do this??? How is it fun in anyway to send those type of gif/video

[royal kernel]

Its so strange though because If my phone plays it fine, you think a desktop would be fine, but I guess the phone client does not use Chromium

[cunning raft]

android doesn't use electron

ios uses electron iirc but it's probably more sandboxed

[whole prawn]

which is why ctrl+shift+i works

[royal kernel]

mines ios but it was completely fine, apple does a good job at that

[austere ivy]

my guess is that they're young and think it's cool and wanted to share or they just want to be annoying

[waxen panther]

no they're just annoying

and always will be

😁

[royal kernel]

There stupid and bored cos its summer holidays

[warm anchor]

Imagine brocco with smol children in a few decade!

[austere ivy]

eh, i remember doing a hecka lot of annoying things when i was younger because i thought they were funny ;p

[waxen panther]

lol me ? have children ?

no thanks, never

[royal kernel]

or just VERY stupid

[austere ivy]

that tends to happen when you let 9 year olds have internet access

[golden gust]

all I'm saying is that the world would be a better place if swallowing was more acceptable

[thorny rivet]

Reminds me of a discussion we had on another discord

and the old guy was like "create a timecapsule, record a few of your chat logs and look at them in shame in 10 years"

[there was a ~13 yo insulting everyone because he wanted us to accept that ariana grande is the grandest singer]

[warm anchor]

Thanksfully, you do not need that nowaday. Big tech company will do that for you!

[golden gust]

Should I put messages like the one I just did in the capsule?

[brave mountain]

Times are tough for having childrens

[austere ivy]

the capsule?

[thorny rivet]

And then I had to think of when I looked at my old forum posts

some programming forums where like 12-13yo me was trying to copy and paste delphi 7 snippets

[warm anchor]

zzzcat in shambles after he open up #paper-help in year 2040

[uncut moss]

why tf does gradle insist on shading snakeyaml into my plugin

[thorny rivet]

They are now already

anyway, we discussed hard on kicking/banning him

[royal kernel]

They get deleted though when they are banned, in paper

[thorny rivet]

I was like: back in the days, I would've been banned with the reason "ariana is trash"

[thorny rivet]

you mean they are set to the invisible flag in the db

[austere ivy]

ok now imagine being 11 and having a reddit account

i think i have some 1,500 posts on minecraftforum from when i was 9 lol

[thorny rivet]

I guess I would still be a piece of trash by now

I mean I still am, but that's a concious decision

[austere ivy]

noo don't consciously be a piece of trash

just unconsciously be a piece of trash

[thorny rivet]

speaking of trash, I guess you guys don't have a section in the forum about finding/offering team members? Because MCF is trash in that regard

And I guess only the guys in here can even imagine how to span a microservice architecture with a REST API/Website and GS and Proxies as consumers

[worn ember]

am i going insane or is this not centered vertically

[thorny rivet]

now that you say it it could be lightly moved to the left to make space for the other icon, but it looks better when enlarging

Only one way to find out

[swift root]

both

[olive marlin]

Larry