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wispy blade
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dreamt that i got banned from here because i used discord cheats

slate seal
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night chat is wild

vestal jasper
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arrest him

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her?

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arrest them

vestal jasper
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ty kashike

merry talon
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is that literally 2 frames

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ty for seizure

upper flicker
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2 frames is all you need

void void
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F

waxen panther
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i miss z seven five zero

true canyon
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What matters is the frames we made along the way.

vestal jasper
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zed seven five zero

waxen panther
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zee

void void
vestal jasper
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zed

ancient bolt
true canyon
void void
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...

upper flicker
void void
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Is this a bad time?

upper flicker
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dont want to carry this all with me when I leave

merry talon
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oooof

true canyon
upper flicker
waxen panther
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You cannot saying ANYTHING mean about z on this day

upper flicker
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😄

waxen panther
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Z day

ancient bolt
upper flicker
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it is a little chilly in here

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might help

swift root
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wanna... publish the announcement? I think it's more than important enough

worn crest
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I will miss you Z750 🥺

upper flicker
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❤️

merry talon
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poached by the Y fork to work in secret

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calling it now

upper flicker
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Paper is larger than one person, publishing it right now, early in the 1.17 cycle, would just be wrong

swift root
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no! paper relies on all the single people

waxen panther
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leaf will be distraught .

ancient bolt
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i mean you are literally the founder of paper, I think it's a big deal imo

swift root
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^

upper flicker
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rip gsand

swift root
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and I would want to know if I followed the channel

waxen panther
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just delete it and resend it with publish

ancient bolt
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gsand is also the founder lol

merry talon
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we do a bit of trolling

swift root
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I mean I can technically publish but I will not do that without consent. besides it's Z's to decide to (be convinced to) publish

ancient bolt
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you know publishing messages is separate from sending them right @waxen panther?

swift root
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well, shit, I can't do it in that one

waxen panther
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I thought it could only be done by the sender tbh

swift root
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just the other announcements ones 😔

ancient bolt
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I can publish it....don't want to rock the boat or anything though

true canyon
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We could just run it on syscraft without the publish from here :D

swift root
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the boat has lost a captain! we should rock it

merry talon
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if you didn't get the news early on twitter anyway u arent a real one

ancient bolt
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if you haven't known about Z retiring for over a year before now then you aren't a real fan

static badge
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real fans knew z was done with this shit years ago

waxen panther
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z is too busy dm'ing me hate to tell me 🙄

true canyon
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If you didn't know before z started paper you aren't a true fan

upper flicker
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you wish I'd dm you hate

waxen panther
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sir ?

upper flicker
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I had to remind cldfire of his love of tacos

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May

merry talon
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shopped

waxen panther
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NOT shopped .

upper flicker
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fake news

wispy blade
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brocc doesn't lie

waxen panther
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TRUE

warm anchor
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We keeping z750 emoji forever yes(?)

wispy blade
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if he did lie, it would be painfully obvious kekw

warm anchor
true canyon
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Going to bed now. Maybe I'll wake up and it will all be a dream and z is next to me and then I scream.

warm anchor
upper flicker
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hah

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maybe

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we'll see

true canyon
merry talon
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8 months ago
1 character change

warm anchor
upper flicker
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#managementprobs

waxen panther
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it was an important change wot r u tryna say

upper flicker
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it kinda was

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just a boring one

waxen panther
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I do not need moderating who changed my name 🤬

peak thistle
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When a user insists paper 1.17 is stable because the official source serverjars.com has it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

warm anchor
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Ok cursed

full rune
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😂

waxen panther
warm anchor
ancient bolt
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@upper flicker you should push a final commit

waxen panther
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deleting the repo

merry talon
dim sky
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Hi I haven't been active on this server for a while, why did they remove the 1.17 updates announcement channel?

waxen panther
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test build are on the site now

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.download

limber knotBOT
dim sky
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Omg

merry talon
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force push back to 1.8.8

dim sky
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Time to break my server leggo

waxen panther
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final commit that removes spigot as upstream? Kappa

merry talon
slate seal
dim sky
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Yes I'm aware

upper flicker
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I think its fine now lol

waxen panther
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kinda 😬

heady spear
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Bye Big Z 🥺😭👵🏻😔🥸😢

magic river
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TIL Rust is bad because you won't be able to jailbreak your Android device anymore

ancient bolt
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hopefully we can finally upgrade to the Z751 model

dim sky
upper flicker
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the Z751 model is somehow even buggier be careful

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theyll need until at least Z755 to get that mess cleaned up

ancient bolt
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that's a little out of our budget god damn

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we got the Z750 model cause it was cheap

magic river
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Can we get by with a Z750ti?

heady spear
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Reminder that Z called me intelligent once. Very important.

ancient bolt
upper flicker
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I never did get your FAWE acronym explanation framed 😦

peak thistle
waxen panther
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Z750 super

minor badge
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@heady spear stinkybinky

peak thistle
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;P

wispy blade
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hi mari

heady spear
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Ok wtf

minor badge
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morning naomi

next frost
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hello city

vestal jasper
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@heady spear you smell

wispy blade
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@vestal jasper you smell too

heady spear
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Hi Mari, are you excited for the civil war that is to come?

minor badge
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yep

vestal jasper
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I smell like a forest tyvm

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whatever that means

peak thistle
vestal jasper
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yeah and

peak thistle
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<.< Just sayin

heady spear
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Josh your stank is a character trait more so than an actual odour

peak thistle
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Smell isn’t necessarily bad

vestal jasper
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yet you still choose to interact with me daily

heady spear
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You remind me of a stale egg fart

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I do 🙃

next frost
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city's just ignoring me

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not cool!

heady spear
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I’m trying my best

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There’s so many of you that just want my attention. Can’t give it to all of you xx But I am happy for all of my fans 😍

wispy blade
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good lord the amount of cringe in that single message

heady spear
wispy blade
merry talon
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can't wait til city announces his retirement from existing within this discord server

magic river
limber knotBOT
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City is here to stay!

next frost
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smh City has so much fans he got haters too

ancient bolt
unreal quarry
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City, who?

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runs away

heady spear
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Ok you all love me and it’s cute

ancient bolt
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New York?

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Oklahoma?

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Kansas?

heady spear
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All of those cities are outside of Europe and therefore don’t matter

merry talon
ancient bolt
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w o w

waxen panther
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gottem

wispy blade
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only city that matters is Breda

mental meadow
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City uwu

wispy blade
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not to be confused with Breda, Iowa

heady spear
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As the best rapper of all time once said “Itty bitty bitches in my mentions, listen here
Itty bitty bitch, I run the city like the mayor”

heady spear
magic river
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TIL Breda, Iowa exists

wispy blade
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lmao

magic river
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I don't think I've ever been in the part of the state, closest I got was Denison

wispy blade
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yeah there's this dutch guy that went there and made a vlog on it

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lemme see if i can find it

heady spear
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Sometimes I forget that states other than California and Texas exist

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The rest of the US is just ??

wispy blade
magic river
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Iowa is pretty forgettable, not going to lie

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It's not as boring as Nebraska and Kansas but that isn't saying much

heady spear
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I remember Massiveshoesets but only because Matt Damon is from there

wispy blade
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my bag do be kinda heavy

magic river
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oof prime day

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my poor credit card

waxen panther
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Do I even want to open Amazon

merry talon
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Not in canada because everyone has covid

magic river
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Did I just buy a robot vaccum this year? Yes. Am I going to get this slightly better one because it's half off today? I'm trying not to but probably

merry talon
wispy blade
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lmao

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hey now you have 2x vacuum power

merry talon
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it's competition

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good for everyone

unreal quarry
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amaranth's vacuums be like

heady spear
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Who needs a robot vacuum when you have one broccolai in a maid outfit?

magic river
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I'll take it

waxen panther
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😳

warm anchor
magic river
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Oh and the summer sale starts in 2 days

waxen panther
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It’s here too

warm anchor
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I opened it today and all I see is junks on sale PepeLa

wispy blade
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why have a broccolai in a maid outfit when you can have a naomi reading you fairy tales

waxen panther
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I might buy another monitor

heady spear
waxen panther
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pogmonstret? love

wispy blade
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citypogstret?

heady spear
magic river
warm anchor
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Apparently people in my area loves nuts @waxen panther

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Wtf PepeLa

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THATS NOT EVEN A GOOD DEAL

heady spear
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Brocc so I’ve only packed warm clothes for the uk because I was promised complete absence of sunshine

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If I get warm and sweaty then I’ll sue the entire country

merry talon
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A meet up? 😳

waxen panther
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Anyone have a monitor with basically no bezels that they’d recommend

magic river
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Based on what's trending I'm thinking it's mostly women buying stuff right now

waxen panther
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Don’t worry city, the temperature here can change in seconds

wispy blade
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last time i went to the uk it did lmao

magic river
waxen panther
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I got changed four times today

heady spear
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I’ll go naked if it’s above 20 degrees

waxen panther
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That looks nice but I just need something basic like 1080p 60hz, just going to use it as a second monitor

wispy blade
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one moment it was 35°C, sunny af, and suddenly it just starts raining like crazy

warm anchor
heady spear
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Stupid island

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UK should have floated away into the Atlantic

waxen panther
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I already spent £1000 on my main monitor I’m not spending another thousand 😡😡

warm anchor
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Zzzz

waxen panther
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I agree, England was a fucking mistake

heady spear
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Brocc rich?

waxen panther
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What are u going to buy it for me eternity

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I wish

merry talon
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If you have HRR on your main monitor and you go back to 60hz it's gonna feel like doodoo

heady spear
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Sponsor me daddy uwu

waxen panther
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I sold my car to buy it

warm anchor
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I will commission brocco soon EmaBkr

heady spear
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I need a sugar daddy and I’ll offer memes in return

warm anchor
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Your car actually worth a 3090? run

waxen panther
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Car ownership is a scam

warm anchor
waxen panther
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My car was dogshit

heady spear
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Suits u

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I can’t determine whether or not I like brocc today

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It’s confusing

waxen panther
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why ?

warm anchor
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It’s ok city. Love is confusing rieLewd

waxen panther
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i am ALWAYS likeable

heady spear
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U spelled never wrong

waxen panther
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i see how it is .

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i will go cry now

heady spear
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Good

wispy blade
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rude

heady spear
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U know how e-girls sell bath water ?

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I wanna sell my tears

heady spear
wispy blade
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that's a bit hard since they're salty

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selling your tears that is

limber knotBOT
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I wonder if my avatar still works now that I changed my nick

magic river
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Nope

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nice nick sir aSDVtiphat

wispy blade
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f

willow delta
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someone on my hardcore server just died because they suspended a llama in the air with a lead and rode on it

wispy blade
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lmao

willow delta
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natural selection dawg

wispy blade
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top 10 dumb ways to die in minecraft

warm anchor
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Suck for him abusing animal like that!

waxen panther
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eternity go to bed 😡

warm anchor
waxen panther
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wdym

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its morning

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😁

warm anchor
waxen panther
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just made another coffee

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😁

warm anchor
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Ok throwing phone away

frank otter
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It's too early in the morning for me

void void
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.eta

limber knotBOT
void void
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One more checkkk

ancient bolt
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Bought that earlier today

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I don't have a robot vacuum, and I've been planning on buying one but I never could stomach the price. $300 off seemed like a nice compromise

wispy blade
vestal walrus
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Hey guy i have a qus

wispy blade
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.ask

limber knotBOT
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If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

vestal walrus
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Ok with the main guy leave what happen to paermc

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papermc

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will it just die ???

wispy blade
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no

merry talon
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yep. RIP

waxen panther
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"main guy"

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there are four others with his position and did you even read his post

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5 others now actually, forgot about mini

wispy blade
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yeah mini swag

ancient bolt
vernal moth
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Maybe a few less tacos

wispy blade
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not the tacos! D:

ancient bolt
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There will be a large emotional impact for some of us :(

vernal moth
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Yeah :/

neat oyster
warm anchor
ancient bolt
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If we steal all the tacos in the world and bring them here he'll have no choice but to come back

wispy blade
warm anchor
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Z750 will always be with us! Look

neat oyster
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🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

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come back

waxen panther
heady spear
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@waxen panther

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Some guy on the bus blew his nose in front of me. Smh. During a PANDEMIC?

waxen panther
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you'd love @twin lagoon then

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VERY fast fingers

wispy blade
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brocc

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no

waxen panther
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and you should arrest him or something

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what is the problem

wispy blade
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a rhythm game player

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has faster fingers

waxen panther
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have you seen michaels monkeytype scores

swift root
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6969 wpm

wispy blade
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have you seen top tier BMS players?

heady spear
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I don’t like Michael

swift root
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i like u tho city

heady spear
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Of course

swift root
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it's only fair

wispy blade
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ok Lerry enough with the horny

waxen panther
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do not like larry, he is a doctor who apologist and is an enemy of the state

swift root
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time to play "is it ||blocked person #1|| or ||person who calls me Lerry||"

wispy blade
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you forgot an apostrophe kekw

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quotation mark

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whatever

swift root
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?

wispy blade
swift root
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just updated a WIP project to gradle 7.1 and of COURSE one of the plugins I need does NOT work

wispy blade
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just confirmed i am in fact not blocked by lerry B)

tame pendant
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If u can react to his messages, then you are not blocked by him

swift root
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de.schablinski.activejdbc-gradle-plugin lol

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uses compile configuration in itself

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gradle is not happy that it does this

wispy blade
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compileOnly?

waxen panther
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tf is this pepela

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compileOnly is not the replacement for compile

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and you cant fix it if its in a plugin

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fork it? krappa

swift root
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activejdbc is... interesting? I wrote a bunch of unnecessary boilerplate and tested it and tried it out and it really does some neat stuff in just a little bit of code

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and like yeah I'll fork it... maybe...

waxen panther
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what does it help with

swift root
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might be less work to switch tho kekw

wispy blade
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jdbc

waxen panther
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mf

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obviously

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jdbi is enough for me

swift root
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it makes activejdbc work on gradle projects as a replacement for a maven-only instrumentation plugin

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yeah... might just say screw it. already did so much database design that switching to jdbi would be fairly inconsequential

wispy blade
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database design 😬

waxen panther
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pluginClass .

swift root
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trying to normalize is FUN

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true entertainment

neat oyster
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selllll

wispy blade
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what do you want, have me rename it to main?

swift root
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name it imoaN

wispy blade
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no that goes against my principles

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no horny in my code

waxen panther
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wtf larry

swift root
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but.. horny in your name

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wtf brocc?

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wtf wtf?

wispy blade
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it's only horny because you noticed it

swift root
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no you mentioned it

wispy blade
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which makes you horny

swift root
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No, I'm Larry!

wispy blade
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No, you're Lerry!

untold copper
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Berry

swift root
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/ban everyone

wispy blade
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ok poopa

neat oyster
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can i use the paper test build

wispy blade
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yes

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just make a backup of your world first

swift root
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only if you want to donate your firstborn son to the cause

merry talon
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you can do whatever your heart desires

neat oyster
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okk

wispy blade
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i HATE website builders

swift root
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I'm a website builder!

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by using one, you're a website builder too!

wispy blade
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wtf im not using you Lerry

swift root
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i did not say you were

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i am not the only website builder

golden gust
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horny?

swift root
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oh boy

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who called cat

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hiiiii cat

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no. not horny

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Larry. my name is Larry

wispy blade
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Lerry*

swift root
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no! stop trying to change my identity

wispy blade
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"Something went wrong! Press F5 to refresh the page"

refreshes

swift root
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that's what you get for calling me lerry.

wispy blade
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nice their entire service is down

swift root
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i called the Website Builders Corporation™️ and reported you

ashen cliff
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Oh no.

wispy blade
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krusic do you have something to do with this?

ashen cliff
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Nyes.

swift root
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krusic knows that the Corporation™️ is not to be trifled with

ashen cliff
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I do have a bone to pick with the fact that I have to upgrade around 200GB of worlds... once again.

swift root
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pick it

wispy blade
heady spear
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Me n u in a hot tub

merry talon
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larry

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You have no right to use the Corp's name

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Speaking as a committee member of the Corporation Incorporated Company

wispy blade
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who's Larry i only know Lerry

heady spear
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Larry have babies wit me

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Pls

wispy blade
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bonk

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go to horny jail

void void
limpid comet
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Larebear

smoky fable
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minecafffffff

twin lagoon
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@waxen panther koriLove

waxen panther
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@twin lagoon paperUwU koriHug

wispy blade
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lhicaelihaecmmhiaclae

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hi

meager tusk
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Naomi has a Stroke

wispy blade
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bro! stroke reveal!

meager tusk
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Cool

wispy blade
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jk i just mashed the letters in michael

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cuz it's funny

heady spear
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Michael is a really talented individual who also happens to be very nice 😄 Thanks for being cool, Michael.

wispy blade
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agreed

golden gust
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and city is a hoe

merry talon
wispy blade
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agreed²

heady spear
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I am not

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Hello feel bad for me my LV duffle bag fell on the ground and got scratched smh

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I am a VICTIM

golden gust
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City

wispy blade
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what's THIS then

golden gust
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I hope you chip a nail

heady spear
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Pls pray for me

wispy blade
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cat i hope you swallow water wrong and cough for a minute straight

golden gust
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BRO

heady spear
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This will be a tough recovery

golden gust
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Look at that thread there

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Like, literally just straggling there

heady spear
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LV quality is shit bro wtf do you expect?

golden gust
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I'd take that back and demand a refund! One asks for only the highest quality and this is clearly not it!

heady spear
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You don’t pay €1750 for quality 😂

wispy blade
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LV ugly af tbh

heady spear
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Ok you’re allowed to be wrong

golden gust
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Well, yea, but

heady spear
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The monogram eclipse print is fucking litty

golden gust
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it as a L over a V

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or a V over an L

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how is that NOT worth the £1,400 added price?

wispy blade
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dunno ask Louis

golden gust
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*has

waxen panther
heady spear
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I’ll flex harder later dw

merry talon
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Throwing your money down the drain is not flexing

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That's just dumb

twin lagoon
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city my beloved

minor badge
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@heady spear dumdum

twin lagoon
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mari epic

waxen panther
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sweepy mad jealous rn

wispy blade
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bro im flexing rn

heady spear
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I threw it at LVMH to make the billionaires just a tiny bit richer

merry talon
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mfw

golden gust
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ah, yes

heady spear
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They deserve it 😍

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Ok wanna see an even dumber purchase?

golden gust
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is that the high performance lower power CPUs that the anti arm guy was talking about?

wispy blade
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sir this is a 2016 quad core

heady spear
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These ones reflect more sunlight into your eyes than they filter out. They’re literally useless

golden gust
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City may be a bitch

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But

wispy blade
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w/ discord and microsoft word open kekw

heady spear
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They’re doing more harm .

golden gust
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He sure as heck doesn't wanna be confused for a broke bitch

waxen panther
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ah yes

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moonglasses

heady spear
waxen panther
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@everyone

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goodnight

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x

wispy blade
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gn bromc

heady spear
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That I waste on useless luxury goods :))

golden gust
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wait, broc is leaving?

heady spear
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Yay

golden gust
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woooo, good nite and piss off!

waxen panther
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🙄

heady spear
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It’s 10am

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Wtf

waxen panther
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?

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and ?

heady spear
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Brocc how are we gonna have a meet up and make sweet love if you are this degenerate

wispy blade
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sounds like wooz sleep schedule

golden gust
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tbqh, i practically slept the entirety of yesterday

limber knotBOT
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bromcc cute

waxen panther
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i had deadlines yesterday 😡

golden gust
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I still feel like shit, but, YOLO

wispy blade
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mari cute

waxen panther
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i love promxi

meager tusk
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Hi

twin lagoon
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Idriz!

waxen panther
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ok everyone go away im going to bed

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no speaking until i awake

golden gust
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Broc, please do us all a favour and deal with proxi for us

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SAVE US BRO

waxen panther
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i will 😊

meager tusk
ashen cliff
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Bro!

twin lagoon
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BRO!

ashen cliff
#

We also need permission to post a very accurate video in #politics.

heady spear
#

I love Proxi

#

She is the coolest

golden gust
#

Proxi

#

it scares me

true thunder
#

spigot paper 1.17 !!!!! plz 😄

heady spear
#

Proxi rap Proxi rap

wispy blade
#

boben

ashen cliff
#

The coolest. Someone better post Cirno.

ashen cliff
#

That's one cursed Cirno.

wispy blade
#

cirno herself is cursed

#

nobody ever paying attention in her math class 😔

heady spear
#

@minor badge when I’m back in Sweden we do meet up ok ok?

ashen cliff
#

So never?

worn ember
#

Didn't you get set out of the country?

wispy blade
#

hey DED

#

how's RTP

worn ember
#

Something something meatballs

heady spear
#

Sweden sucks and we’re gonna have a civil war soon so I am running off to the British isles

worn ember
#

It's not much better there tho

ashen cliff
#

Can't have a civil war, if you always have a civil war.

#

Balkan moment.

wispy blade
#

Fact bro!

heady spear
#

We are throwing the prime minister out of office

worn ember
heady spear
#

But the alternative is a literal nazi party

#

So 🥴

wispy blade
#

our prime minister resigned his cabinet kekw

heady spear
#

Sweden nazi era. Can’t wait =))

ashen cliff
#

Bro.

worn ember
#

We had a collaboration of all parties we didn't vote for to still have a majority xD

ashen cliff
#

We legit throw people out daily.

#

No joke.

#

You get used to it.

heady spear
#

Pls someone in the UK marry me

ashen cliff
#

Cat!

#

Do it.

heady spear
#

The government is a minority government

ashen cliff
#

Some people marry for a visa, you can do it for video games. kekwhyper

worn ember
#

Yeah same here

heady spear
#

So the leftists are now imposing right wing policies lel

worn ember
#

And the alternative is "Vlaams belang" which is... Well extreme right lol

heady spear
#

Borders? Closed. Controlled rents? Nah.

#

Ye so the opposition party will do the same except they’re going to collaborate with the conservative right wing party

worn ember
wispy blade
solid siren
#

Can't keep up! Is the server overloaded? Running 32087ms or 641 ticks behind

heady spear
#

(Which was founded by nazis)

solid siren
#

any idea to fix this? Can't keep up! Is the server overloaded? Running 32087ms or 641 ticks behind its flooding my log

heady spear
#

This wasn’t going to be political I just want to get married and leave the country

golden gust
#

meanwhile we have a conservative party which ain't really a conservative party which people are still fooled into thinking it's a conservative party

#

Stop spamming, use the correct channel, use timings.

heady spear
#

British politics make no sense at all

#

It’s just a bunch of white men yelling in a circle

solid siren
#

i already use aikars timings but cant set a static ram because hosting wont allow it

golden gust
#

I mean, link them to people

#

If you want people to comment on why your server is taking too long to tick, they need to actually see that info

#

We're not magicians

heady spear
#

What? Since when

#

Wtf this is a scam

worn ember
#

I am. But only on sunday

heady spear
#

The day of the lord. How dare you practice witchcraft on a Sunday?

void void
#

absolutely horrendous.

heady spear
#

To the stake you go

heady spear
#

It’s so fucking cold on this train

minor badge
#

f

meager tusk
#

Hi Best Proxi Ever

heady spear
#

Cringe

#

@minor badge .

stiff whale
#

oh god

#

please no

mental meadow
#

ads like that are always cringe

stiff whale
#

that too

#

but like, unicode in column names cringe

pale palm
#

hi

meager tusk
#

The future's now.

heady spear
solid siren
#

whats whe worst thing beta paper can do in the server?

minor badge
ashen cliff
golden gust
#

Yea, javas URL class is fucking moronic

ashen cliff
#

But that only happened twice till now. So you shouldn't worry about it. kekwhyper

solid siren
#

lame

golden gust
#

So many stupid issues because that thing does stupid stuff like lazily resolves domains in a stupidly inconsistent manner, so many cases where a URL can be resolved when you don't want it to

solid siren
#

why everyone here is a try hard comedian

golden gust
#

is massive ass headaches

#

what?

#

I mean, if you mean krusics answer, it's because everybody is generally a try-hard server owner

#

There is a github tracker with issues surrounding 1.17

ashen cliff
#

To be fair, Idriz and Kin should be able to confirm what actually happened.

worn ember
#

i'm a full time comedian

golden gust
#

just because your life is laughable doesn't mean your jokes are

worn ember
stuck wind
#

🇧 🇮 🇨 🇭 🇦 🇪 🇱

#

🇲 🇮 🇨 🇭 🇦 🇪 🇱

wispy blade
#

no

heady spear
#

..

limpid comet
#

i love how much time i have to do literally anything while i wait for intellij to index projects

mental meadow
#

🅱️ichael?

heady spear
#

Aurora .,

ashen cliff
#

Invest in a faster storage solutions bro.

#

Optane!

worn ember
#

Napta > Optane

#

wat

#

how does that help?

#

it still has to index

ashen cliff
#

You forgot, he can't read.

wide chasm
#

It applies the downloaded indices instead of having to compute them itself

#

It saves a lot of time

worn ember
#

its probably faster to compute it for me than to download it

wispy blade
#

DED needs to get reading classes from the ceo of reading

ashen cliff
#

Who is the current CEO of reading?

wispy blade
#

me bro!

worn ember
#

sorry i need everything through TTS

wispy blade
#

maybe even reading glasses kekw

worn ember
#

no

obtuse jasper
#

r

worn ember
#

Ben Dover is coming for you

obtuse jasper
#

e

merry talon
#

a

meager tusk
#

Literacy rate 📈

ashen cliff
#

Fact!

obtuse jasper
#

l

ashen cliff
#

am asking you to stop.

#

Daily reminder: rsync is faster.

golden gust
#

daily reminder: Whoever threw that? your moms a hoe.

wet smelt
#

I actually use microsoft flow -> onedrive to backup my server 😐

vernal moth
#

First time swimming after 9 months, am so fucking dead

#

Holy shit

#

Almost fell down the steps down to the subway cause my legs just don't wanna live anymore

meager tusk
vernal moth
#

Maybe I was cycling too much on the weekend

#

Just maybe

wet smelt
#

thats karma for still not having hangar production ready 😤😤😤

#

for real tho I always have swimming as a light exercise in mind but when I actually get to do it it's ✨pain✨

vernal moth
#

What do you want more, paper 1.17 or hangar 😂

#

Swimming is one of the hardest excersices cause you train so many different muscles

wispy blade
#

he can, he just doesn't want to get a fine kekw

vernal moth
#

I got next week off of work to get back on track with hangar

#

So let's see how that goes

wet smelt
#

I was just kidding, you do you 😄

vernal moth
#

If ppl don't kick me in the ass it's never gonna be done, I encourage that kinda behavior ^^

#

Believe me, it enjoys me 10x more than you that it's not done yet

golden gust
#

Welp

#

I guess I gotta go clean my shoes up

vernal moth
#

You wanna leave the house or what?

golden gust
#

Well I didn't wanna leave dirt marks on your jeans

vernal moth
#

leaves

dark marlin
#

ummm wtf I'm have spigot on a test server running and the frosted ice does NOT dissapear when using frost walker boots. That is not good. I can literally just walk over an ocean and people have to break it by hand.

#

let me test on paper

#

ok its fine on paper thats fine then

covert hatch
#

hi guys can someone make a auto paper updater like it will help alot of poeple it will make people not worry about updateing it manual

golden gust
#
  1. We do not support auto updates
#
  1. There are already several scripts out there to deal with auto updating on linux
covert hatch
#

i not use linux

golden gust
#

Those scripts should also work on wsl

covert hatch
#

i have a server computer that runs windows

wet smelt
#

There's an API, you can make your own script if you want. But I'd just update manually every now and then tbh. It's not much of a hassle and there's less risk you get on a buggy build.

golden gust
#

Windows is such a niche platform and generally hard to work with that nobody generally cares to bother to make the tools

#

Making a java app or something is just somewhat OTT compared to something which can be done in like 3 lines on linux

quasi valley
#

niche platform

golden gust
#

for mc servers, it's pretty much a niche platform

wet smelt
#

fair enough

quasi valley
#

oh didn't see it's about servers lol

golden gust
#

I expected given context of the discussion was already established ;P

covert hatch
#

the server run good i never have troble with it

golden gust
#

it may run good but you are 100% having a performance hit from using windows

covert hatch
#

no

golden gust
#

weather it's justifiyable or not to jump platforms, 🤷‍♂️

wet smelt
#

Windows has more overhead than linux but on a beefy machine it won't really matter. I wouldn't run windows server on a 1 vcore 1GB RAM vps tho ;D

covert hatch
#

i have two xeon cpu and 128 gb twotb 500gb

#

and 10gb net

#

i never have troble

golden gust
#

irrelevant

wet smelt
#

Yeah at that scale the difference between windows and a linux distro is probably barely measurable.
Windows servers do have a reason to exist, no one said they are bad or make trouble, but for minecraft u dont need the stuff Microsoft is good at.

golden gust
#

I have a note 7, it's great, not set on fire once

#

I mean, we've seen it time and time again in this community, server using some variant of windows for their server having performance issues, we convince them to use linux because at least it has the tools which makes diagnosing these issues somewhat easier, they switch, magically the performance issues they had are resolved

#

Once again, it may be working fine for you, but that does not exclude the proven fact that there are overheads of using windows, as well as the fact that the tooling that exists which makes doing simple stuff like querying some random rest API does not come installed on windows and is not trivial to install for most users

#

am fairly sure that somebody could write some crap in powershell or something to auto update a server, but there is very little demand for it and in the months that the main recommended set of scripts have been published, nobody has bothered to write a windows variant even though it's been asked for

wet smelt
#

Pretty sure curl comes with windows tho, doesn't it?

worn ember
golden gust
#

Not really

worn ember
golden gust
#

last I recall they had some stupid half baked alias for it

#

so, "curl" as a command exists

meager tusk
golden gust
#

issue is that jq, the library we use for parsing json doesn't exist

worn ember
#

is it really that bad if it works zoop

meager tusk
golden gust
#

api v1

worn ember
#

ok pandaman

golden gust
#

hardcoded project enum

worn ember
#

yes

#

i made it like 2 years ago

#

no hate

meager tusk
#

Is that how C# code is documented?

#

With three slashes on every line?

worn ember
#

yes

meager tusk
#

Ew.

#

Gonna take off my glasses. I don't wanna C# kekwhyper 🤣 😂

covert hatch
#

lol

covert hatch
worn ember
#

ah yes, the master

covert hatch
#

i not a master but i still learning in life and stuff like this

worn ember
#

guess i'm a wizard lol

wispy blade
#

ok Joshua

worn ember
#

ok nub

#

i like how the weather thing in my windows taskbar hasnt updated for like 3 days lmao

#

its still code yellow and 22°C apparently even tho its only 14 and its only raining

cursive tartan
#

Wait is 1.17 for paper out?

limber knotBOT
#

We at-everyone'd it...

worn ember
#

cant expect everyone to read it kekwhyper

golden gust
#

minimal effort and all -.-

limber knotBOT
#

It's funny how people suddenly start reading it if they get a boot up their ass for asking, though.

worn ember
#

boots up your ass give better concentration

golden gust
#

it put somthin up ur ass

worn ember
#

was it your opinion?

slender blade
#

i am looking for a free 24/7 mc host

#

pls dm me

wind geyser
wispy blade
#

free 24/7 mc host doesn't exist afaik

lean ocean
#

Oracle cloud?

slender blade
wind geyser
wispy blade
#

the free-est 24/7 mc host is your own computer

slender blade
#

yes but no cred crad

wind geyser
#

Pls turn Cred Crad into meme

golden gust
#

only meme currently occurring here is your existence

#

oh, and I guess typical brit

wispy blade
#

my* existence

golden gust
#

Naomi, you're making it hard for me to be nice to you

#

and, am tryna not be too bad here, but, you're making it pretty hard

wispy blade
#

i don't care if you're rude to me lmao

wind geyser
golden gust
#

Yea, but I gotta look for my own cred

#

telling people to shut their whore mouth is often frowned upon in some communities

wind geyser
#

I mean, you’re not wrong

wispy blade
#

cred? what cred?

golden gust
#

my street cred bruh

wispy blade
#

what street cred bro

golden gust
#

and, as a bit, it's basically like, the norm to insult acquaintances and frendionos, but, that doesn't translate well to the internet

#

Bro

#

I will shiv you

wispy blade
#

can't

#

you have to leave your house for that kekw

golden gust
#

brb, going to get a new butter knife

wispy blade
#

aight i'll be waiting

#

wait are dutch borders open already?

#

not sure

obtuse jasper
#

top

burnt heart
olive marlin
#

@twin lagoon k8s and helm SUCK!

#

Halp.

twin lagoon
#

no it doesn't

#

perfection

olive marlin
#

You can't pass files to dependencies.

twin lagoon
#

why would you do so in first place

olive marlin
#

And you can't store folder structures in config maps.

#

My chart depends on a database chart which performs migrations.

twin lagoon
#

well

#

that sounds like a shit chart

olive marlin
#

I'm updating the chart, but k8s doesn't support directories.

#

So, can't do that.

#

Since migrations are migrations/<migration_name>/up.sql as well as down.sql

#

I don't know if I have any solution bar just vendoring the stupid chart and symlinking dirs.

worn ember
ashen cliff
#

asked

left swift
#

But who

golden gust
#

hey

#

am lovable

#

bitch

ashen cliff
#

Used to be*

worn ember
#

someone has to really explain me how you can even get text to be so blurry and trash... you literally have the os's font to use

left swift
#

Hey ded

#

Cry is free

worn ember
#

i already cried today

#

not again

left swift
worn ember
lament patio
#

Everything was blurry on high DPI displays

golden gust
#

windows has never really dealt with that stuff well

#

it's muuuch better these days, but, still iffy in many areas

worn ember
#

maybe they should deal with these hands ree

golden gust
#

Think MS even added a compatability mode for apps running on high DPI setups

worn ember
#

.larry

gleaming temple
#

I'm running spigot and a duplication machine into the end portal atm - when I leave the end portal chunk, it stops... I tried /forceload but it didn't help

#

I added the keepchunks plugin and it says the chunk is loaded in ram, but when I leave the dimension it stops

#

any ideas?

lean kiln
#

this isn't spigot

golden gust
#
  1. ^
gleaming temple
#

yeah

#

this is social

#

not paper help

golden gust
#
  1. chunks being kept loaded doesn't mean that they keep ticking
#

there is a distinct difference between the two

gleaming temple
#

Indeed

#

I can't see any option for disabling or enabling ticking on chunks/worlds with no players

#

so I thought I'd ask if anybody had any ideas 🙂

daring gulch
#

So who is in charge now that z is leaving

left swift
#

No one this is an anarchy server now

golden gust
#

the core team, as has been the case for years

daring gulch
#

ah yes, but you can only have one owner of the discord 😏

worn ember
golden gust
#

kash has ownership of the discord but that's purely a "discord only allows one owner" aspect

worn ember
#

he just wanted to archive memes, that was his only purpose

shell vine
#

i always thought z750 owned it

golden gust
#

was transferred to kash a while ago

shell vine
#

o wow and speaking of that i just saw announcements lol

viral hornet
#

Z 😔 🥺

royal heart
royal kernel
#

Wait whats wrong about fabric?

left swift
#

What

royal kernel
#

I saw a comment saying that kash was apart of fabric before “that happened”

golden gust
#

last I knew there was pretty -phobic issues with the mod team and in general nobody on the team was doing anything to address it

#

hence the existence of quiltmc

warm anchor
#

Kashi is a part of almost every project riepeek

viral hornet
#

Makes you wonder how many kashike clones there are.

warm anchor
#

At least 1

royal kernel
#

Wow, how does kashike have so much free time

golden gust
golden gust
#

you have no proof that there is more than 1

royal kernel
#

But no proof there is only one

mental meadow
#

All I'm saying is have you ever seen kashike and kashike in the same room

golden gust
#

oh god, that reminds me of some movie set in china, where basically there is like 7 girls or something and they each leave the house once a week

#

and in one scene, one of the women injure themselves so the father or whomever basically injures all the others

#
#

oh, not china, but, using their policies as such

wet smelt
#

you're not my real mom 😠

left swift
golden gust
#

Yea, there was a much better/longer article somewhere of it all

ashen cliff
twin lagoon
#

KGBCraft

ashen cliff
#

Ah yes, you can't do that anymore.

floral dove
ashen cliff
#

Back in 1.12 you could have a read only work without it just stopping.

floral dove
#

1.12 was great

#

Java edition was just called minecraft back then

#

java was great before 1.12.2

foggy silo
#

Bye Z750 😔

left swift
#

I thought that persons pfp was a furry pic so I clicked on it to confirm but it was even worse than that

neat oyster
#

is it true that there wont be a build tagged "stable" till 1.17.1

golden gust
#

Who knows

left swift
#

Cat knows he just wont tell us

neat oyster
#

lol

neat oyster
#

they dont want to use spogot

golden gust
#

the warnings will be removed when the big issues are resolved

neat oyster
#

oh ok

golden gust
#

as this is something we do in our free time, there is no real mark on when that will be

neat oyster
#

ya

#

i can understand

golden gust
#

likely .1, but, nothing set in stone

neat oyster
#

yep

left swift
magic river
#

I didn't know there were any known big issues left

#

I mean, there is at least one dupe and some possible world corruption from vanilla that 1.17.1 is supposed to fix but that's normal

golden gust
#

something is wrong with our chunk system changes

left swift
#

Yea chunks too chunky

untold copper
#

nomana is too fat

magic river
#

Oh, you mean the couple of people who came in with a stalled server that seemed to die waiting for a chunk to load but wouldn't load a chunk?

golden gust
#

Yea

wispy blade
#

in today's episode of "Epic Java Code Written By Me"
this:

uitvoerGebied.setText("De volgende getallen zijn berekend: " + (Integer.toString((int)beginGetal)) + ", " + (Integer.toString((int)gemiddeldGetal)) + " en " + (Integer.toString((int)verdubbelGetal)));
left swift
wispy blade
#

casting bureau naomi this is naomi how can i help you?

devout adder
#

hi guys is paper 1.17 safe to use rn?

wispy blade
#

no

uncut moss
#

the dutch makes that 100x worse

wispy blade
#

agreed kekw

devout adder
#

?

wispy blade
#

it still says so on the downloads page, doesn't it?

devout adder
#

i mean it released on aternos

#

so i would assume its safe?

golden gust
#

there are still bugs

devout adder
#

ooh ok

golden gust
#

These are still early releases

untold copper
#

aternub

magic river
#

vanilla 1.17 is almost just as buggy, stay away 😛

left swift
#

Amaranth full of bugs

quasi valley
#

Vanilla 1.17 is actually fine

untold copper
#

meh

left swift
#

Speak your tru tru snoopa

magic river
#

TIL our turn signals in the US would be illegal in the EU

#

They either use a red light or just reuse the actual brake light but over there they have to be a separate light and have to be a different color

golden gust
#

Yea

#

Over in the EU the signals are pretty co-ordinated

left swift
#

Some EU drive on wrong side of road so they have no right telling us what illegal

golden gust
#

Looks like the US layout of often all over the place

uncut moss
#

I've seen plenty of cars in the EU that just flashes the normal headlight LED in orange

golden gust
#

They're generally supposed to be seperate but I thiiink that there are some "allowances"

magic river
#

There are cars that have a blank spot in their rear lights in the US but the same model in the EU has an orange turn signal there

golden gust
#

general thing is that the colors and placement are often reasonably consistent

uncut moss
#

think tesla does it, and audi

magic river
#

Like, they didn't change the design, they just put in a blank and moved the wires

#

I could understand being cheap but you've already got the whole assembly there, why would you do extra work to make it not do anything?

left swift
#

Front blinkers would be fine just the tail blinkers would change

#

But I mean you would need to get people in the us to use their blinkers first

#

Some people just don't know it exists

uncut moss
#

people here are pretty good at it except in roundabouts

magic river
#

Why would you need it in a roundabout?

#

Everyone is turning

uncut moss
#

when you exit it

#

so the person waiting know you're going to exit

golden gust
#

general gist is for lane changes

#

when you're sticking to your line markings, not needed

ashen cliff
#

Cars have blinkers?

golden gust
#

no

ashen cliff
#

Wouldn't know as a BWM driver myself. /s

golden gust
#

at least if they are, they're hidden

uncut moss
#

if you're waiting to enter a roundabout and somebody coming isn't blinking but exits it they just wasted your time

#

pisses me off

ashen cliff
#

Apply the horn.

left swift
#

That's why you just pull out in front of them anyways

#

But faster

golden gust
uncut moss
#

illegal not to blink out of it here but optional to blink into it

ashen cliff
#

Or just turn on all 4 while going straight. kekwhyper

left swift
#

The world when people follow blinker laws

ashen cliff
#

Bro, why did you just send a picture of Kosovo? kekwhyper

left swift
#

They know how to blinker bro

willow delta
#

based and solarpunk pilled

tropic flame
#

runs

uncut moss
#

we have this 4-laned roundabout here

left swift
#

More than 1 lane roundabouts are just car traps

uncut moss
#

it works pretty well

ashen cliff
#

We have like 2 lane max. There is one with 3, but I avoid it after the incident.

left swift
#

That family got stuck in th roundabout for 4 years

golden gust
#

We generally have 2 lanes but there are a few 3/4 ones

left swift
#

Poor people

vernal moth
#

Isn't there this giant roundabout in Paris?

left swift
#

Voluntarily going to the death lane in a roundabout PEPW

tropic flame
#

yeah it's called Paris

left swift
#

Good one

tropic flame
#

Paris is a giant roundabout for actually interesting cities in france

vernal moth
#

Look at this bullshit

unreal quarry
#

looks like a Cities Skylines failure

vernal moth
#

Was about to say

#

Idk how many lanes that is, but it's 10 too many

tropic flame
#

the only pretty thing there are the trees

uncut moss
#

roundabouts like that usually work in theory but people are way too stupid to use them correctly

tropic flame
#

they're the only thing giving some color to the entire picture

left swift
#

That thing probably causes more traffic jams then a stoplight would

tropic flame
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imagine just going GTA mode and use the roundabout as a ramp

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weeeeeeeee

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crashes on the monument at the middle

uncut moss
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i've done that

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on a really small one

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but still

tropic flame
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awesome

uncut moss
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without the crashing

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becuase it didn't have a monument