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do we need nice things
well, i guess i just wrote down everything i talked about yesterday

its a cube game keep calm dud
block game is lyfe
there's a few more challenges than just keeping the map in sync
If you aren't breaking tos it will be easy to prove them you aren't ... according to you
smooth region transfers, redstone & usability
it's an irc bridge through a channel webhook
it's fine
How is everyones day going?


seems sketch
idk seems like a client to me
SeqSEE: I mean, yes. it's literally in the tos 
using to chat
innocent until proven guilty my friend
but it's not a client
it's not specifically for him
it's made for the entire paper irc channel
so anyone can use the same bot?
Yes
yes
so it several peopel?
probably something like putting an entire circuit on a single server, with limits to how large one can be
it is multiple people talking on it or one?
multiple
.g irc protocol
LMFAO
(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Relay_Chat
Internet Relay Chat (IRC) is a text-based chat system. It enables discussions among any number of participants in so-called conversation channels, as well as discussions between only two partners โ for example, in question-and-answer dialogues. Any participant may open a new conversation channel, and a single computer user can also take part in ...
I know how @phoenix616#0000 is typing it's a bot you can control if it's not it's something similar to that
no
If he was using a client bot, like you think he is, it wouldn't say "bot" behind his name. It does, AKA, Discord allows it.
it's an irc bridge
lol irc
also, that's 100% allowed
it should like, have handles in it.. no?
no
bot account are made to be ... bots
there's technically nothing against using a bot account to chat
or it is just several people typing
read the tos
also what he thinks the ToS forbids isn't even mentioned in the ToS xD
they're made to be automated
using a normal client token for bots however is not allowed
The whole thing about client bots being against TOS is dumb. You're not allowed to make a bot on Discord using a regular account, like ours. They want you to use the API.
also I'm sorry, I didn't just mean that you should read it, I also wanted to say that you should try to understand it

freenode has not been usable for over 7 years now lmao
anyways, I think it was incredibly rude when I was asking something to just throw insults
how are people just now realising this?
cuz we dont use ancient tech
idiot is not an insult lmao
Hello SeqSEE I'm here too
bloodstone 
You can use the webhook if you want.
"I think you are an idiot"
I would consider this an insult ngl
Hmmm. Still no etd.
freenode staff has been violating their own rules and staff guidelines forever
don't
yeah it is unneeded insults
yes i did
Real talk tho, why is memes archived, i need answers
How does everyone like the 1.17 update?
I'd say the idiot comment can be taken as an offense, but it's funny to see someone be against namecalling after saying someone has injured themselves for clout.
about whales swallowing some guy
cuz snapshots arent public
spigot compatibility?
spigot snapshots that is
Paper needs to wait for spigot to release the changes.
in theory we can update to snapshot & pre-releases without spigot, but it's a waste of time
Because Paper is built on top of Spigot
As long as we want to keep compatibility.
as you'd have to re-implement spigot's 1.17 changes anyways
aww man no fun
hehe
Hard fork wen?
no one is stopping you :P
1.18? Ye ye?
yeah, they should've just delayed it imo
i'm pretty happy with the 1.17 release
"here's a bunch of stuff you can play with that we've been working on for the past year"?
Welcome to the Cliffs&Caves update. Oh, forgot to mention, there are no cliffs or caves, yay!
You don't need to use 1.17 if you don't like it.
at least a rename would've been good lol
There are some caves.
Welcome to the bitching zone: your hosts for this afternoon
and not to forget, mojmap paper 
The BugSquasher update? ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Imagine if they did a full on BugSquasher Update ๐คค
Goes to papermc.com. Hmmm. This doesn't seem right.
god you people are so ungrateful i want slap you in the face with a chair
Slap me with a lawnmower, please 
spigot only publishes their work after 1.17 releases
spigot doesn't release snapshots
they have an advantage here
that has been tried in the past and was not received well by the community
Otherwise we'd have done that.
that's why the blame is pretty much on spigot
We'd love to be updated earlier.
they don't release their shit
no, it's on idiots that ruined it for everyone
plans / choices are only revealed after release
md released snapshots
and the backslash on idiots not realising it's not a release and broken was insane
๐ HARD ๐ FORK ๐
Are we on the same topic for the fifth day in a row
*from
Morning simple
its been full circle the entire day lol
Has anyone tried going full rectangle instead
a circle is a perfect geometrical figure so I don't see an issue there
๐ฎ using the r word
Consider it, if Paper announces a hard fork for 1.18 and does snapshot releases, plugin devs can follow along with updates for their own plugins to match up to Paper. Spigot would either be forced to release snaps, or fall behind with deviation.
plugins that need to be updated to new versions ๐
But yes, it's nice to keep the full community together
Spigot won't be forced to do shit. md_5 maintains the plugins he needs, including an ancient version of the original Essentials.

Fair point. Control Ess, control the community.
imagine using bukkit based eco system

seeing as that hasn't been touched since 1.13 I doubt he actually uses that lol
He does.
if anything it's only used for a metric as to how good legacy support works
PaperForked EssX? ๐
where?
Have a look at the SpigotCraft server. It's still there and even maintained
that's the test server though?
how to block the webhooks?
oh
you can't
sad
You're talking about EssentialsEssentials?
I literally want to block him
He still maintains it, though. He knows of EssentialsX and has decided not to touch it with a five foot pole; there's no reason to maintain a plugin that's handled by other people publicly and quickly if he doesn't use it elsewhere.
in which repo is that in? or does he do that privately?
One will succeed and become the lead, one falls behind and will have to follow or fail. Or you get a community divided, some plugins working for one and another for another. Developers taking hard stances.
is it possible to setup a minecraft server with max view distance and have chunks generate as quick as you fly over them?
I believe there's some repository on the Spigot stash. I'm not sure, however, so remind me to look into it after work :p
just wanting to run something with 2-3 mates on a dedicated box here
Is it possible? Yes. Is it cheap? No
what cpu do you have
I have a question. If I upgrade paper 1.16 to 1.17 it will work fine?
yes
Only changing the file?
yes
thanks
as per usual
my old gaming rig here, i7-9700K completely dedicated to the server
that should be fine
i'd set a reasonable view distance of like 8 in your server.properties
and then whatever you want in no-tick-view-distance in paper.yml
and the one on the spigotmc github is dead too
my question did say max distance, but yeah I'll give that a go when we have 1.17 ๐
depends on the plugin
there is no official legacy format, use components
LuckPerms?
why would luckperms need rgb
that's not luckperms' job
I saw that works
your chat plugin is parsing that
luckperms does not display prefixes

god that format looks ugly
use a syntax which allows gradients ;D
like minimessage
pretty sure only minimessage supports that
no, obviously MineDown :P
people use that?
yes
lol
rgb?
I was surprised seing a plugin that isn't mine that uses MineDown as well
why is your font so scuffed?
scaling
Should I use luckperms?
md_5 doesn't maintain Spigot Essentials publicly as far as I can tell, but he's still adamantly insistent on using his own version (presumably private) to test instead of just pulling in EssentialsX
nothing wrong with luckperms
ok, thanks
md is a weird fella
phoenix616: the network I worked for still uses MineDown for all of its chat and whatnot.
Uhm... I need more colors

nice :D
not wrong
seems to have abandoned the spigotcraft repo entirely too
I'm gonna alwys shill this chat plugin now if someone asks just because it uses minedown: https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/simplexchat.86620/
runs
(also it's open source and actually looks kinda good code-wise)
((besides the code being in spanish (I think) ๐ ))
default chat > any chat manager
make everything custom bro, then go bankrupt when they need updating
my server got rid of herochat when we moved to bungee 8 years ago or so xD
Horror is that a lot of this stuff if there existed proper API it wouldn't be a concern
spigot? proper api? don't be silly
my chat just runs on the proxy
e.g. now that we have chat events capable of actually working with components, those plugins are muuuuch more sane
But, does it handle ALL THE PLACEHOLDerS?!
fuck placeholders
WOW
PAPI isn't touching my server
LITERALLY USELESS
(also PAPI is useless anyways, doesn't support components)
PAPI 
I love my PAPI
well lucky you
Does PAPI love you?
God I love Spartan
Are we srs right now
?warn @lethal locust Let's not put being gay in a bad light
:raised_hands: Warned Evan#0002 (Let's not put being gay in a bad light) [2 total infractions] -- Proximyst#6900.

Meme snitch
Gay is not a demeaning adjective, it's not an insult, it is not an exemplifier to make something seem worse
Fuck off
Fuck you.
homophobie ๐
Easiest block ever.

No
?kick @lethal locust Grow up
:raised_hands: Kicked Evan#0002 (Grow up) [3 total infractions] -- Proximyst#6900.
Wait. What happened to the meme channel?
I like my gags and pranks, but, can I call troll?
Sorry, I did not need to be that rude, got mad i apologize. ill be back l8r.
Teenagers happened ๐
We kicked it to the ashes
literally nothing of value lost
As a teenager. They suck ngl
It got flooded with some weird shit for a few days
God I'm tired of the MC release period
thanks for sticking around anyways! <3
wow i just looked at the chat logs and that's a quadruple whammy
Are you not happy I'm here? 
take a nap then :p
authme 1.16 link? please
google please
Good day, night!
god dammit, i go for a drink and hell bursts lose again
Politics is even tastier ded
Always happy to see fellow Norwegians
I searched
Stop getting drinks, clearly that's the problem
ok so we just need to chain ded to his pc to avoid that stuff, nice
congratulations you've already found it
[Insert Sweden joke here]
yeah, seen it, its where i'ma post my memes from now on cuz its a joke
WTF. When I searched only appear 1.13
my guy
You even clicked on it
yes
that's why it is light purple
I'm sorry
Yes ๐
just make me mod
Is ok 
some plugins don't need a major overhaul on each Minecraft version too btw
Hard pass
!mod DarkEyeDragon
Oh god ded mod 
does this work?
thanq
i don't remember authme not working at any point in time
I need a third monitor ๐ฆ
3 monitor gang
Not sure I have the space for a fourth
put it on top
But I want a third one in landscape mode above my primary
hey man, how are you doing?
there's no eta
i just got a new desk today
I kind of have 3, two on my desktop and my laptop sitting in front of them
iโm pretty happy for that
Just get 72 monitors and call it a day.
it always sucks when the 3rd monitor fails
ok now that we got that out of the way
noice

it leaves a huge gap in my 5 monitor setup
holy shit
itโs this guy
this guy man
Excuse me good sire, but a day is 24
my video card only drives 4 monitors ;_; need an extension card at some point
back the fuck away from "that guy", he's ours
He's not an inspiration he's a very naughty boy
cant tell if sarcastic or not
do you know who that is
can we release a half broken version of paper 1.17 to shut everyone up
no clue
thatโs Nigbt
Thats it, just that one line :)
from everywhere
yes i can read, thanks
Fine 24 monitors.
heโs from like
spigot and bukkit
and mcm and all that good shit
and heโs just a great dude
mcm 
he was the cofounder
What a monster
so he's that guy, selling optimized paper forks, i see
nights not that bad
night is the boy
tbh idk half of these "notable" people 
where can i see them
iโm new to disc
on mobile
must suck for them to live without a table
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Swipe left
i swipe left when i see nomana on grindr
Ded doesnt know his right from left
right to left
i think i know like 16 of the notable people
oh wait lmfao
like have heard of
yes mb

shut up its only 3pm
Before hanging out in here I'd say I knew who probably about half of the notable people are
most dont even talk so doesnt matter
since aikar is MIA guess i'll have to fix acf myself lul
or use cloud ๐
xd
aikar talked like yesterday lmao
whatโs cloud?
day #9 of trying to get abs: 45 minutes, 20 minutes of lower body + core (no rest) and then 20 minutes of High Intensity, 30 seconds on and 15 seconds rest, 3 rounds in each part. This is fine.
alternative to acf?
yes
man, i couldnt even get through the docs lol
link?
Aikar is just busy with other stuff. Try to get to him on weekends, Ded ^^
That sounded like another server that I'm in. They flooded the wrong channel for flooding things and they ultimately got banned because of it. Big W for that, but I'm still sorry that it happened even though I didn't do anything to get it locked.
its probably something i can fix myself tbh
thx lemme check this out
Much better. Will you sponsor? โค๏ธ
docs arent ded friendly 
Are memes allowed in this channel?
mission failed
wat
add this to eta command
yes please
DED, how'd you get a picture of my personal hellscape?
yeah this bitch right here look interesting actually
do you have any sample projects that use it?
it is try it
anyways, Finals are hard af
Thatโs a good one
i could learn as a reference
uhhh sure
i used the photoshop to shape hell itself
iโve been wanting to find new libraries and apis like that to hopefully help expand my knowledge on programming and get like
concepts of how to design stuff by good swes
or something
holy shit
look at spigot src for how to not do stuff 
cloud epic
michael epic
Suddenly, teenagers
@gloomy dock all the way at the bottom of cloud's readme has examples
kash probably got triggered and went on an archiving spree
7 of them
-- a teenager
ok thank you
man have you seen politics?
Donโt go there. To politics
What we the odds of having 2 Czechs in the voice channel lol
one frame gifs 
this is some really good shit https://github.com/Proximyst/ban/blob/main/common/src/main/java/com/proximyst/ban/service/impl/ImplUserService.java
so if gifs is the new memes, why not just keep memes and remove gifs 
Mari best mari
mari epic
so at what point in your career do you think you have the knowledge to be able to implement things like this
It takes a lot of experience
so like how youโre able to adapt to the same design with the same consistency
when you try it
You have to write it the stupid way before you can write it the smart way
like marking everything as @NonNull, and you know, the proper indentation
and everything
and that itโs all clean and understandable
you write stuff and run into issues then fix those issues and eventually you'll have a good system, then you'll know how to do it properly the next time around
so basically, do, fail, cry, do it better
The @NonNull is just defining contracts, which is good for APIs so you know better how a method will act when you use it
is that a wild checker framework
Rather than calling it, getting an exception, and crying
oh i see
So which benefits does java 16 bring? Does it consume less memory at least?
whatโs your hobby simple
what kind of things do you do for a living or fun or whatever
to answer this question, it depends on how committed you are to actually improving
I've known developers that have been coding for over a decade, but never put any effort into improving the quality of their code
and as a result of which
bully kids in paper asking for eta
what are you doing right now
they're fucking garbage
nullability annotations is just something you get the experience to understand how much of a life saver they are and are worth using
same piggy
your IDE does a lot to help with shit like formatting
@mellow quiver did you get an aeron yet
fucking disgusting
at the end of the day, it's all down to if the person really cares about programming or just wants to get paid
can u even adjust the lumbar on ur aeron
I can move it up and down
and change how hard it is
yes
sadly this is an industry where a lot just wanna get paid and there is little care to improve their skills or codebases over the years
with a knob
yes
not like moving it in/out, but like changing how much it can bend
yes
fak
something like ban is, at the end of the day, an artifact of day 1 abstraction
can u change the resistance of the back lean
But, very few people learn and get the experience to actually apply it
is that a compliment
yes
not really, just a statement
then theres rtp that took 3 months to abstract 
i've been abstracting papi for 2 years ๐ฆ
the abstraction of ban is nothing revolutionary, it's the type of day 1 OOP concepts that you learn
i said yes bc mari is cute
It's just very few care to actually invest themselves to the level where something like ban makes sense from an impl aspect
do you ever plan on expanding rtp to more than just paper? assuming ur the artist of it
many people dream of doing stuff like that but get stumped at the first hurdle
Piggy, get rid of PAPI extentions plz thx
yeah, i'm planning to add sponge support when api8 releases
what's wrong with papi expansions
classloader semantics
elaborate
you know those "loaded class X from plugin Y which was blah blah blah"?
that's new right?
no lol
newish
Was added in 1.16 or something iirc
whatโs the github
so idk, whenever i hit progress in a project already, i would hate to like
ohh right I remember there was a fuss over this
But, extentions are likely not gonna survive when md makes those warnings a hard failure
back track to abstract everything
loading classes from non related/depending plugins will eventually be blocked so ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
and redo everything
any extention which requires access to another plugin triggers that warning because, ofc, papi depends on nothing else
well
can't see us ditching expansions
will have to figure out a way
thanks for reminding me though
completely forgot about that issue
alright i donโt know if iโm gonna sound weird for saying this but
as a beginner programmer
I mean, you can probs do some horrors to faux inject the dependencies, but, that will likely also break in the future
what made me want to get into it was a set of individuals iโve admired just frm like, their knowledge on certain topics and stuff like
Like, best just avoiding this shit, load them as real plugins
the solution is to make extensions their own plugins which properly depend on stuff
yeah that's honestly a solution I'm thinking of rn
i donโt remember the rest of what i was going to say
what are your opinions on like whether you should self teach yourself the experience through indulging in projects often or like
reading books and shot
best way of life: get inspired, realize u poop, be sad for 3 days, repeat
depends on your learn type, S
designs and practices enforced by companies and all that
should self teach yourself the experience through indulging in projects often
This is primarily how I learnt
learning the fundations is important
getting the experience to actually apply it all is key
not everyone is able to properly self-teach themselves
foundations*
I like fundation
i used classgraph for my addons, which worked alright, its a beefy boy tho https://github.com/classgraph/classgraph
I love classgraph
true
experience severely trumps the foundations that you pick up, but, without a solid base which is where most fuck up when tryna self learn, you're gonna just tumble down
hf making everything into plugins tho
his understanding is beyond ours
We see it far too many times, people skip the foundations, get into the advance stuff, act like toddlers because they don't understand basic OOP concepts, and give up because they're unwilling to go back to the foundations and actually construct a solid base of knowledge
surely I could just get the plugin class loaders and have them as parents to the expansion class loaders
yeah, I didn't understand OOP either when I started which lead to some very questional code... but I learned it pretty quick lol
omg its famous german youtuber kneny
i just go in head first learning as much as i can and then giving up 2 days later cuz i get bored 
.eta
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
For me, OOP was just pretty foundational knowledge which clicked with me
having classes on fundamentals is great too, helped me understand a lot about how stuff actually functions rather than "just do this"
for others, it's more of a learned thing, which makes it interesting as not all material is really good at teaching it
well I originally did php stuff before it supported OOP... so yeah, that was a bit of a culture shock when getting into java lol
I do wish that somebody would just make a super good tutorial which we could actually link to with various presentation formats
i was born into java
but OOP just makes way more sense to me
Just, probs never gonna happen
Like, OOPs not needed, just for a lot of what we do, it's a good design concept which makes a lot of sense
i just feel nothing but good vibes
functional programming is easy to get imo: it's just steps that happen after each other with states being global or passed down through the functions rather than passing/storing objects
it's a very mathematical equations-like approach to programming imo
(which is where it is most used, in mathematical sciency stuff)
yeah well if you know anything about me, is that math is not something i understand :p
i wanna get into low level programming but i got no use for it
imo the main issue with functional design patterns is that they get pretty confusing and annoying as soon as you try to write anything more complex
my experience with js in a nutshell
yeah, js didn't really support oop for a long time either
i like JS for its simplicity but hate it for anything else 
i wanna finish mp snek but i cant muster the strength to get back into it
Yea, I mean, that's why OOP generally makes sense is because you lay "systems" out rather than having methods spread all over the place with varying functionaility spread all over the place
functional works and I'd argue is great for when you just wanna splat some shit out
But, if you wanna maintain stuff, it does fall into a bit of an anti-pattern fast, imho
"In JavaScript, an object is an associative array, augmented with a prototype (see below)" this is such a javascript sentence lmao
alternatives to google chrome? it's so slow
edge
literally just chrome
fr?
at least its faster than chrome
get a better computer
I mean I have about 50 chrome tabs open so could be my problem
just use chromium, gets rid of most of the google bloat
FP is kinda nice, but I did feel like "wtf does this say" a lot of the time
fox? wheres the fox in firefox logo?
Could just be that my code was shit though
I think it's my problem
install "The Great Suspender Original" extension ;D better than chrome's inbuilt suspending
it's the flame sir
use tab groups, mate
alan kay says that functional & oop are complementary ideas
ah yes, i hate it when the forests burn down with foxes
never used them lol
your issue is that you have tabs with mcmarket & songoda open
LFBJDSHKVB SF
lmao
mind rephrasing the question @void void?
completely unrelated but i started reading alan kay in tagalog and then i realized it was a name in english
the non-original did, yes sulu
OOP and FP can work together, sure, Scala sort of goes for that and I think it's a fine language
how embarrassing
that's why there is forks
wdym?
lol
Oh lord, switching all of those to plugins would be... interesting.
glare, did you see my idea?
well first of all is this actually still a problem
or did we find a solution
because I remember this conversation ages ago but I don't remember the result
my idea was to just grab the plugin class loaders and have them as parents to the expansion class loaders
without even telling spigot
That sounds reasonable.
Good afternoon
#paper-help message
#general message
@wheat quarry is the bot acc with the same name / nickname that is on this server yours?
Sorry wrong ping
Yes.
So anyone can have a "bot" on the server
Wdym?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Relay_Chat
Internet Relay Chat (IRC) is a text-based chat system. It enables discussions among any number of participants in so-called conversation channels, as well asย ...
How do I set up a โbotโ using this method?
You join #paper on EsperNet and Chat
what was the tool you used to record this?
(or rather, to see the render updates)
anyone can have a "bot"
but still no docdex ๐ฆ
Old reddit ftw 
pog
Shouldn't it now be "Fix new compilation issues"? 
That's just react dev tools, I think
I didn't record it
Your browser dev tools probably have a similar thing but iirc the react one does it on a component basis while the browser one does it on a tag basis
thanks
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I just voluntarily watched an ad
And I liked it
i love ryan reynolds ads haha
they're the best
Me: > download src and documentation
Intellij: so anyway i started decompiling
ebic
is there a way to check if maven actually has docs for a dependency? this is driving me nuts
google it bro
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no u
?ban 659410142420402186 Homophobia is not tolerated
!ban @faint void
Command ban requires 2 argument(s) (<user:user|snowflake> <reason:str...>) passed 1
:raised_hands: Banned <123>#8888 (Homophobia is not tolerated) [1 total infraction] -- NotMyFault#3732.
Four mods typing, two firing, nice

gg
Damn, sniped it.
Jroy failed, for the record.
Oh

Someone else failed as well, for the record.
Lol
Does anyone know where I comment on the LIVE happening in the server?
wat
gottem
hello @void void
Public Ban log wen?
And I'm the one you want
D: Someone removed the nick
Shh. Wrong keyboard.
Sad times
Wouldn't be the first time I post some totp somewhere lol
hi
never appreciated how important paper is but now that I run spigot naked I can't really say anything but you guys have done amazing work on optimizing spigot
brocc, what news is there
need news now >:c
who else is gonna watch the nintendo direct today
Time to be disappointed again
Can't remember when I last cared about Nintendo products
Brocc gave up on being the jester
i don't know why i'm tuning in it's not like i get to play the game
it's just some footage
Someone gotta run gentoo on that new thread ripper
Firefox compilation speedrun
Wait what's happening with nintendo
boo gentoo
Imagine how much time we spend looking forward to games compared to how often we play games
i've installed it
I tried it once and had no patience
took 5 hrs LMAO
I use arch btw
cool bro.
Nintendo Direct today, rumors are more remasters/rereleases of old Zelda games, BotW2, Super Switch, and some other stuff
Yea because like, arch.
I'm expecting basically none of that to happen
Wait a new breath of the wild?
BotW2 is already confirmed, they showed something about it in 2019
nintendo DS was the only product i ever got form nintendo xD
oh that's cool
It looks like you might play as Zelda
did i ever tell you about the time i installed gentoo in a vm on a single FX-6300 core?
Wait is it just gonna be the same story from zelda pov
What a sad and depressing live you live
yes you did
mhm
The video they showed was of Zelda dressed like an adventurer and with a haircut, thought was hair is hard so they cut it off rather than do a shit job of applying physics to it
Dslite here
very fun, got laughed at by friend while doing so
I enjoyed pokemon but wouldn't play them again nowadays
I still have my DSi sitting in my drawer
I don't play these large scale RPGs either so no love from Zelda from me
i got a pokemon tattoo on my forearm. a charmeleon
Anyone remember the 2ds ๐
Then you got platformers which I can get elsewhere too
anyone here old enough to play the original gameboy xD
I like my games to be 10-30 hours and have a clear ending
Yup.
What else is there?
Dont see a reason to consider Nintendo
animal crossing and smash
have you tried titanfall 2, that might fit roughly in there
i got rid of the gameboy when the gameboy pocket came out
RPGs frequently take twice that, live services never end, procedural games technically never end, etc
30 is likely to not be finished these days too
This is making me wanna dig out DSi from wherever it is at in the drawer, I remember that interface w/ touchscreen being the sickest shit I had ever used back then
Nintendo lost me when they released the switch and all those new shit
If I can't binge it over a weekend I probably won't play or won't finish
I'm sure it's
now
Pokemon Legends Arceus looks good
still waiting on super mario galaxy 3
i will buy whatever nintendo releases it on just for that game
It's called Mario Odyssey
i disagree i think the Switch is a good console especially better than the Wii U
YES,
Same
it doubles down as a portable and a stationary console
with kid size controls
oh yeah the internet service does suck
Who's been fed to the goblins so far
and pro controller is preferable to the tiny controls
at least 400 people
Oh wow I think the goblins might be full
You have to pay for online stuff on every console
nope
They never are
current gen yes
I tried the switch couple of times over some friends but never got the hang of it. Feld like some weird stuck in 2010 graphic
Pc > console
that's true but Nintendo's online service is remarkably horrid, especially the voice chat system
What voice chat system? I thought their solution was to open discord on your phone
But I guess that's what their audience appreciates.
Are people fighting over gaming devices again
imagine reading the convo
They announced an app where you connect your phone to use voice chat or something
Amusingly you can play Fortnite without paying for an online service and if you connect a mic to the switch you can do voice chat on there too
nintendo just refuses to be normal lol
all i'd get the switch for would be taiko no tatsujin tbh
why not just plug in a headset and voice chat that way
You can, but only on Fortnite ๐
oh
I have Nintendo VR Xbox and PlayStation
Epic has their own voice chat system and are apparently the only ones allowed to do so
Because I can't be bothered getting bullied forwhich one I use
If Nintendo wanted to dominate, they should have offered third party games like Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed
Can't imagine something better than playing cod on my switch.
I would definitely buy those too
TIL the author of bsdiff actually made an even better version while working on his PhD at Oxford but they won't allow him to release it
A high-end game on a tiny device that can't end well
it's not impossible
im sure they can downgrade the graphics
Lol yeah
They got doom on the switch
well yeah but it already plays Skyrim and Botw
He can't even reimplement it, they have a patent on the algorithm or something
and yeah Doom
The switch doesn't even support Netflix
also they are coming out with a new console (i think)
Doom on the switch 
So he had to come up with a worse alternative to his own algorithm
that's true Kal they dont offer netflix and i think that's stupid
The algorithm used by BSDiff 4 is described in my (unpublished) paper Naive differences of executable code; please cite this in papers as
Colin Percival, Naive differences of executable code, http://www.daemonology.net/bsdiff/, 2003.A far more sophisticated algorithm, which typically provides roughly 20% smaller patches, is described in my doctoral thesis.
not sure what nintendo is thinking
Like you can get Netflix on anything else besides for the switch
I think Nintendo was upset most Wiis turned in to Netflix machines
that kinda sucks
imagine not using your phone or macbook for something like that
lol Nintendo is so stubborn why are they mad people are using their console
Well there main console is basically an android tablet so I dont think its ment to be normal
would they rather have people use the Wii for nothing?
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if you want to use your console for things other than Netflix then you release better games for it
I would love to have an android tablet with switch form factor
I'd load it full of emulators
I mean even Google hub has netflix
Guys, what is the meaning of ETA?
Ohh okay thanks
Lol
i forgot what the A means
jar files don't really have the same properties of typical executable files, but our patch jar still ends up smaller than the output jar without requiring any fancy code on our end so I'll call that a win
Well that failed
Yeah
oh ye
So technically how long is going to take
Sure
i just want to see some Pokemon footage now

imagine if they announce Among Us on Switch

pokemon on steam wen
Apparently the ideal way to do binary patches of jar files is to create a data structure that stores the result of bsdiff on all changed files in the jar, marks which files got removed, and includes full copies of all files that got added
Dunno what paperclip is doing
im disappointed how pokemon has turned out
as someone who played pokemon since i was a kid, i expect the franchise to grow with me.... but pokemon just kinda regressed over the years
I was expecting Sword and Shield to be BotW but pokemon
It was more like a 3D version of plain old pokemon but with some MMO mechanics in it
im really sick of all the handholding in that game
there is no freedom anymore
it's extremely linear, no way to explore
that's not what pokemon is about
I dunno if any of the ones in between were different but Red/Blue/Yellow and Gold/Silver were fairly linear too
I think there was like one time you could pick what city to go to next
yeah they were kinda linear, a little more freedom than the modern games but still yeah
Yeah, the game didn't really grow with the time. I still can't drive with my SUV from city to city and beat up others
The modern games have just gone way overboard with handholding
It's not even challenging anymore. You get an exp share that gives exp to all team members all the time
On a related note https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9794740/1/Pokemon-The-Origin-of-Species is a fun read
It's a world were Pokemon are terrifying and legendaries are city killers
No one is catching Zapdos in this world, Zapdos is a natural disaster that randomly wanders through the world
Imagine a game of thrones type universe where a young Targaryen girl tames a Charizard and burns cities to the ground
are all the pokemon terrifying in the story?
It's a "rationalist" fanfic so it tries to make the universe make sense, logically, and avoid deus ex machina
even Dunsparce?
Yeah, kind of
Taming pokemon is like taming a wolf
But the wolves have magic powers
Most fanfics of this style are basically deconstructions
Take what you know about the Pokemon universe via the gameplay and lore and what are the logical conclusions of things working the way they say they do
Pokemon are dangerous tribal animals
Some of them are tribal or herd based, yeah
and they KILL!
The herds randomly stampede through cities
maybe that's why humans invented pokeballs so they can control them better
Unless Trainers and Rangers stop them
Yeah, pokeballs run simulations of dog obedience classes, more or less
The pokemon is asleep so it's happening in their dreams
yes
Work bigger
thx
what happened to the memes channel?
why'd they archive it?
the channel was not used in a matter that we're happy with and we don't wanna encourage the general behavior that goes on in there
#gifs-and-memes covers a good chunk of what that channel did cover, but, we are hoping that it's less "shittier meme" centric, i guess
yeah keep dreaming lol
At least the last 2 memes included me. 
your existence is a meme, bro
Don't worry, we'll never forget your valuable contribution
thanq
eating chicken shoarma for dinner poggin
casually forgets everything DED has ever done
Well, I lived to the promise, at least
its MED for you now 
fuck off DED
i promoted myself
kaaskop
Belg.

this is a frighteningly high amount of servers...
Pretty expected, to be fair

i know unfortunately
doesn't matter really, not our problem
I mean, they're still a small slice of the pie and will act like they're bigger than 1.16, but, still







