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cunning dagger
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because theyre bad

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the ones that exist

sudden tundra
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you can have something running fast in c++ or Rust, and it really doesn't take up a lot of resources to just forward trafic

sudden tundra
cunning dagger
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the nether, end, and overworld all have their own TPS though

icy osprey
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I think go might be better than rust, but I don't know much rust

cunning dagger
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its interesting

sudden tundra
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rust is kinda better TBF
(IMO)

icy osprey
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yeah I mean I know rust is faster runtime performance, but compiling would be faster/easier in go

sudden tundra
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probably, it doesn't matters anyways for now

golden gust
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ah, yes, go

cunning dagger
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i ran a 1.17 snapshot server on an old computer, it struggled with just a few people on at 5 render distance. Rust had 0 lag with lots of people and a large map

golden gust
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a language founded on the premise that developers are morons

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how nice

cunning dagger
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rust > minecraft

sudden tundra
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wtf ?

proud lance
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are we talking about rust the language or rust the video game

icy osprey
sudden tundra
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the language

cunning dagger
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Can’t tell

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Idk

waxen panther
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what

icy osprey
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it crys about a lot of stuff though

cunning dagger
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sorry for ping

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thought I turned it off

waxen panther
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you didnt ^^

cunning dagger
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pls forgive

sudden tundra
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guess it's to the drawing board now

left swift
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@waxen panther what u playing on a 8x

waxen panther
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2x with 10x stacks

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its funny

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i dont have the time for vanilla anymore

cunning dagger
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I prefer vanilla

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I feel gross with 2x

waxen panther
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vanilla is like working a full time job

cunning dagger
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true lol

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I have the time though

rustic valve
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Presuming developers are people, of course panda_shrug

sudden tundra
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users are morons

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every front end dev knows that

rustic valve
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But would you then say front end devs are not morons?

golden gust
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they are morons

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Take discords UI for example

sudden tundra
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we're all morons

rustic valve
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MORONIC

sudden tundra
ivory jay
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how many patches have they completed by now (mods plz don't fed me to goblins)

rustic valve
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You’ve already been fed

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T’was a most delicious meal

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But you really should ease down on the junk food, bit greasy

sudden tundra
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also, i just realized that i didn't had to quit a server to join here

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which feels good

rustic valve
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Why do you have 100 servers

sudden tundra
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welll ...

rustic valve
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People with 100 servers are basically telling me that they have no clue how to organize and clean things. And as such I feel sorry for their well-being

sudden tundra
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  • emojis folder
  • stuff i'm interested in
  • stuff i'm active in
  • smash folder
  • bots folder
  • Red-Discordbot folder
  • other official discord servers
  • tf2 folder
  • shit i don't wanna quit but never check
cobalt stirrup
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damn ok

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i'm in most of my servers because i want to get pinged when something gets released

merry talon
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lol

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I don't want to get pings ever

topaz nacelle
sudden tundra
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i really gotta sleep now, GN everyone

cobalt stirrup
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gn

rustic valve
warm anchor
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Set notification setting to “every message”

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Works for small server

void void
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So my server updated today I think its on paper 774 is that just a small update or are the devs just gonna release stuff for 1.17 has it gets done?

cobalt stirrup
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.eta

limber knotBOT
rustic valve
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For you, Never! panda_shrug

void void
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I never wanted a eta

hushed flame
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anyone got any experience with bloomhost?

void void
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No

hushed flame
cobalt stirrup
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paper 1.17 will be released when it gets done

hushed flame
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does this seem a bit sketchy?

rustic valve
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Cool, NEXT

ripe sphinx
# rustic valve People with 100 servers are basically telling me that they have no clue how to o...

I'm in pretty close to 100 servers, but I have everything nice and tidy.
4 "folder groups" each color coded, MC Admin-related stuff, stuff for my own server, discord official stuff, and misc (emoji servers, IRL stuff, other small communities). In each group, I have everything further sorted by which ones I'm staff in, what's official stuff, etc.
I also have my notification settings dialed in so I get notifications from every message in staff channels, servers I'm just in for announcements have every channel except for the announcement channels muted & collapsed, and otherwise tidied up enough so my unread indicator and the "jump to next/previous unread channel" keybinds are actually useful

ripe sphinx
hushed flame
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ik its legit but im asking in terms of stability

worldly karma
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Whats the best server to get from OVH?

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Rn my server is capped at 60

waxen panther
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im in 200 servers, mine arent managed at all 😁

icy osprey
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why you only get 2 of the cores?

topaz nacelle
waxen panther
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i joined another 100 as soon as they let you

rustic valve
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Check how many cores the CPU’s have. Consider that they probably want one or two dedicated to the system itself. Then you can figure how many people you share the server with.

waxen panther
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i like my emotes

topaz nacelle
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Crazy man.

waxen panther
icy osprey
waxen panther
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lol create multiple servers is listed on there twice

void void
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I just moved all up the servers I don't talk in to a folder I have paper,geyser and the person who host my server not in a folder

cobalt stirrup
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i have them sort of organized but i usually just use the quick switcher

waxen panther
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i use quick switcher for everything ye

potent fossil
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i at one point had my servers organized but now it's just a mess

cobalt stirrup
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works well enough

waxen panther
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thats why i dont bother organizing

potent fossil
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i just use the switcher cause i would not be able to find anything in that mess except paper

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@waxen panther i took a selfie in vr chat for you

waxen panther
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😳

potent fossil
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am i cute?

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im fry

waxen panther
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adorable

cobalt stirrup
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woah is that fry futurama 😳 😳 😳

potent fossil
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ye 😳

icy osprey
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mines all in folders, I have no servers outside the folders...

potent fossil
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gg u then

cobalt stirrup
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i wish i could be that organized

ripe sphinx
cobalt stirrup
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damn

icy osprey
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I guess, I just kept getting lost looking for servers, so I put them into categories, but mine are not that many categories

ripe sphinx
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and I've got my notification settings all sorted as well, note the lack of unread pings, and very few unreads

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dear god 4k+ pings just from one folder, howmst

void void
icy osprey
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Yeah a lot of the servers I am are various cryptocurrency discords (the one with 1k+)... and those one with 4k+ unread is minecraft related.

ripe sphinx
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crypto discords think11

waxen panther
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lmfao

worldly karma
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Oops did not mean to reply

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Yo whats the best plan for 150 + players on 1.16

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lowkey impossible

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on OVH

ripe sphinx
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bungee network or completely nerf entities

icy osprey
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@ripe sphinx there, just to help you cope, no unread

waxen panther
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bungee

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cringe

zenith scaffold
ripe sphinx
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*velocity

waxen panther
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ty

ripe sphinx
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sowwy

worldly karma
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Any of these any good?

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Tryna hold at least 100 lol

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per world

ripe sphinx
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yeah uh hate to burst your bubble but you aren't able to get anywhere near that without severely nerfing a bunch of stuff i.e. view distance, entities, etc

worldly karma
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Alright

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So if I do that

ripe sphinx
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I know one owner of a towny server who does manage 100 people, but he's got view distance down to like 1 chunk, entities super nerfed, etc

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not a great experience for the players

worldly karma
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I know someone who owns a 1000 player network

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150 players per server

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no lag

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on 1.16

cunning dagger
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i know someone who runs an anarchy sever which gets 160 people at 20tps

worldly karma
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damn

worn ember
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i know someone

ripe sphinx
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what kind of server, will

golden gust
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depends on the server type and your configuration and rules

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some server types are easy to fit a metric fuckton of players

icy osprey
golden gust
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skyblock for example, is fucking ass

cunning dagger
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he only pays $200 a month and spends all his time optimizing his server swagtroll

worldly karma
golden gust
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Ofc, much of this is down to configuration and knowing what you're doing

cunning dagger
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disable elytra and youll be fine

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and pregenerate the world

worn ember
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disable all movement

worldly karma
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mk

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Already did

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tags past 60 players

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lags*

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but to be fair

cunning dagger
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what are the specs of your server?

worldly karma
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Im on a shit host

feral nebula
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anyone know roughly where they are at patch wise?

cunning dagger
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what os?

ripe sphinx
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OS doesn't affect much

worldly karma
ripe sphinx
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CPU is the big player

worldly karma
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Current specs

proud lance
worldly karma
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Hoping to upgrade to smth better

ripe sphinx
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oh damn yeah a 4th gen i7 would be aweful for something like mc

feral nebula
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actually somewhere between 500 and 800

sage obsidian
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how do i get fed to daddy goblins

golden gust
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If you're actually interested in progress, watch the stream, otherwise sod off

cunning dagger
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use new ryzen

worn ember
proud lance
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also yes

worldly karma
cunning dagger
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hm?

proud lance
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4790K is old

feral nebula
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the streams have stopped, kinda hard to watch them when they are sleeping

worldly karma
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Game 2

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Would that be good?

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Or do I need better

proud lance
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yes

cunning dagger
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i reccomend using hetzner

worldly karma
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Hetzner is only hosted in germany

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wouldnt the ping be bad for us players?

cunning dagger
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for us players it would be bad

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hmm

worldly karma
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lol

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Anything on ovh?

cunning dagger
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game 2 looks pretty good

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the main thing

proud lance
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Game 2 on OVH is fine

cunning dagger
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is optimization

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use tuinity, purpur, or paper and configure it right

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not sure which is the best

ripe sphinx
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paper's the best & safest stability/performance balance

waxen panther
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i meaaaann

worldly karma
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purpur

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lol

waxen panther
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ew

ripe sphinx
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purpur's got a bunch of extra features etc that a good percentage of server owners wouldn't want though

cunning dagger
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it depends on use case

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@worldly karma are you doing a large factions server?

worldly karma
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Had a few hundred ppl try to join

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A lot are pissed

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because its capped at 60

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They want more slots

cunning dagger
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maybe split up into 3 faction worlds

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instead of one

worldly karma
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Yeah we're working on adding more rn

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But I think per world

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100 is a good number

cunning dagger
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i like massive maps

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with lots of players

worldly karma
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Same

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So is 100 per world possible?

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with the game 2?

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or should I go even higher?

cunning dagger
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it depends

warm anchor
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with massive compromise yes.

cunning dagger
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you need to configure everything perfectly

viral hornet
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if you have view distance to 1 and all mobs to 1

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maybe

warm anchor
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first question first, are you 100% sure you will have 100 concurrent player?

cunning dagger
worldly karma
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like as soon as someone leaves, someones else joins

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starting to slow down a bit

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So I wanna have more slots soon

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A lot of ppl getting pissed they can't get in

cunning dagger
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could add a queue and have people pay for priority swagtroll

worldly karma
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We do

warm anchor
cunning dagger
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idk

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xeon for minecraft server

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its at 5ghz

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wait

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thats good value

warm anchor
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xeon is just a lineup phossure there's new one there

waxen panther
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infra-2 is best atm afaik, unless the new ryzens changed something

worldly karma
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Someone said they got a new Ryzen

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for game 2

waxen panther
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doesnt mean they're better though

proud lance
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they haven't for a while

waxen panther
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i'll wait for a professional to tell me

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like michael

ripe sphinx
# cunning dagger xeon for minecraft server

xeon does not automatically mean "slow old cpu". some hosts have xeons comparable to our good pal the 9900k (iirc it's 2280g or something? xeon numbering scheme is wierd)

waxen panther
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yes the one just linked lol

proud lance
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game 2 used to be an i7-7700k overclocked

cunning dagger
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yeah ive had a bad experince with old xeons in the past swagomg

proud lance
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oh wait they did I think

waxen panther
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it's not an old xeon

cunning dagger
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i know

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yeah the infra-2 is great value

regal path
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can i be fed to goblins

viral hornet
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no

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you can't ask to be fed to goblins

languid karma
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say the magic words

viral hornet
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the goblin feeders must choose you to be fed to goblins

waxen panther
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dont be cringe

viral hornet
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abusive

worldly karma
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the infra-2

cunning dagger
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@worldly karma wait

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is there a US location?

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theres a canada one

proud lance
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they have Canada, but idk if its in stock

potent harness
cunning dagger
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only infra-1

worldly karma
cunning dagger
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hm

waxen panther
worldly karma
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The canada one is in stock

cunning dagger
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well you should def consider it

warm anchor
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@waxen panther sleep

waxen panther
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NO

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i had a nap

warm anchor
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YES

waxen panther
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my sleepschedule is GONE

potent harness
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I see an infra 2 on the us site

waxen panther
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i need to make dinner too im going 2 starve

viral hornet
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It's early af for brocc

cunning dagger
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weird im not seeing it

potent harness
warm anchor
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that Intel one from infra beats AMD 3800x but just by a little in singe thread rating

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so its really just up to you phossure

cunning dagger
proud lance
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idk how accurate this is, but

worldly karma
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Oh bet

waxen panther
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its not accurate

worldly karma
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So this one is the move?

waxen panther
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cpu benchmark is endorsed by intel lol

potent harness
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Yes the infra 2 plan is the best ovh has when it comes to minecraft

waxen panther
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but yeah infra-2 is best

warm anchor
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that's wrong core phossure also benchmark is not everything PepeLa

proud lance
waxen panther
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doesnt matter

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most of their results are skewed

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dont believe anything on that site

warm anchor
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Well ovh site is lying to me then phossure

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only see 3800x

proud lance
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well the US one only has 3800X

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global has the new ones

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but idk if 5800x is out of stock

warm anchor
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but isnt that guy from US??

proud lance
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global has canada

brave radish
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mfw I realize GH issues can be deleted 👀

potent harness
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I don’t think ovh offers a 5800x plan

proud lance
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just no canada yet

feral nebula
proud lance
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ill be watching that when they do

warm anchor
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only shown in EU

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location

potent harness
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Didn’t know that existed

warm anchor
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no wonder I cant find it

proud lance
feral nebula
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didnt ask for your smart ass response earlier either

proud lance
feral nebula
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'400-800 pAtChEs'

waxen panther
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calm down

proud lance
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lmfao

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wow

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that was like 10 minutes ago

waxen panther
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They're a little over 680 now

feral nebula
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thank you.

potent fossil
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What is up with all the shitty attitudes this time around

warm anchor
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summer is here gimple

vast idol
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isnt that normal here? Seems to be when ive randomly popped on over the years

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just from limited experience

warm anchor
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no it gets worse during summer and espcially during major patch

potent fossil
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i mean, update time is always ETA-question hell but not filled with kids this disrespectful

woeful urchin
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entire lives

potent fossil
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like this update has been wild

woeful urchin
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revolved around this game

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imagine if your life was taken away suddently

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all social contact everything

potent fossil
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Yeah, that happened to everyone. Not just kids.

feral nebula
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i just dont like SA responses when im asking a serious question, i knew it was over 400, i can read #❗-1-17

vast idol
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Any time you work with the public thats just how it is. Walmart you get karens and paper gets entitled kb warriors

feral nebula
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got like 3/4 of them

worn ember
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Bruh. Windows keeps going out of sleep mode to try and update...

waxen panther
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People here dont owe you anything

feral nebula
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i appreciate the hard work

worn ember
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I'm trying to sleep here

potent fossil
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alright, it's over, hey everyone how about that airplane food

viral hornet
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If you want to know more specifics than what's in the #❗-1-17, just look at the 1.17 branch on GitHub and follow it there lol

waxen panther
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simple r u advertising a fork

vast idol
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dont say airplane thats still mc related 😂

potent fossil
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hey everyone how about that jeepney food

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that doesn't exist

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but how about it

waxen panther
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big fan

feral nebula
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the progress bar and such hasnt moved at all

warm anchor
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becasue they are working on it?

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which part of that channel can you not read?

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its in English

brave radish
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there's a progress bar? 👀
are you talking about the projects thingy?

potent fossil
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the entire server patches step is 1 part of the progress bar

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it will not move until that step is done

ripe sphinx
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if you want an accurate representation of progress, work is being actively done in #851516819177209878

feral nebula
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this one?

waxen panther
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no

potent fossil
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You can just look at the stream and when they go to choose a new patch, sneak a peak at the numbers at the front of the file.

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That's the patch number they're on.

vast idol
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when all the streams stop and/or you hear cheers loudly even if you arent on the stream, its done

brave radish
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That's just tracking of general PRs and issues

worn ember
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Or you know... Just wait and quit asking every 3 hours

feral nebula
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okay see why im confused haha

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thats fine, im blocking anyone thats rude to me

worn ember
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That's fine. Don't care

vast idol
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i decided to stop tracking it, makes me anxious and impatient

warm anchor
ripe sphinx
warm anchor
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stop being rude!

worn ember
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I'll bother everyone but if they bother me it's bad

warm anchor
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xD

feral nebula
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yep dont need the negativity, already suffering from MDD and anxiety thx

ripe sphinx
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that being said blocking is better than arguing with them I suppose

waxen panther
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😬

warm anchor
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next step is dont need to announcing you are blocking someone

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coz that makes you sounds like a kid

worn ember
feral nebula
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thanks for the update @waxen panther

waxen panther
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you're welcome

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ceo of news

vast idol
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Whats the server count'ish on paper these days ?

icy osprey
waxen panther
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wrong clickboard

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😅

worn ember
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Can check if on bstats

warm anchor
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wtf food posting and delete

feral nebula
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that couldve been much worse lol

vast idol
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been there dont that

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Sometimes you cant go back lmao

cobalt stirrup
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bstats says around 50k

waxen panther
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paper DYING, spigot ON THE RISE

ripe sphinx
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dear god 17,000 servers already 1.17? I can feel the instability from here

worn ember
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As stable as their patience

cobalt stirrup
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oh i didn't see the funny graph earlier

vast idol
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imagine being responsible for 50k servers... be patient lol

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Wow tho, thats awesome

warm anchor
vast idol
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still counts!

warm anchor
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LOL

worn ember
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Paper bad confirmed

vast idol
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But it may be nostalgic 10 year old worlds

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Still important

worn ember
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Hot take: 90% are just dev servers

brave radish
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Is it just me, or has the percentage of offline mode Paper servers been going down as more and more people flock to Spigot for their fresh, unstable 1.17?

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offline mode users=unstable software users

vast idol
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Tbf they dont want to lose playerbase

warm anchor
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I dont think any of paper / paper fork supports offline mode

vast idol
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So i get it

acoustic spoke
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I run one with less than one player on average but it runs all the time on a pi for close friends

worn ember
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Still 60% on my plugins lol

brave radish
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am bringing Paper's average down a lot

grand pewter
worn ember
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Same except it's not for friend and it's also not on permanently

brave radish
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I have like an average of four servers running at a time, none of which have anyone on them
I'm sorry Paper bstats

warm anchor
vast idol
grand pewter
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cool

serene bolt
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that's what resource packs are for

worn ember
cobalt stirrup
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just imagine they're there

vast idol
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Cow goats? XD

serene bolt
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see now you're thinking!

warm anchor
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wait random question

worn ember
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"getting rammed by goat from behind"

warm anchor
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do we have goat milk now in Minecraft? now that goat is added?

vast idol
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"Totally legit 1.17 server on papermc"

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lmao

vast idol
warm anchor
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boring!

formal kindle
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I use paper so I can cut it

brave radish
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ohhhhh I skipped over the first "goat" in that sentence when I read it and I was very confused

vast idol
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lmao

magic river
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TIL according to the CDC you shouldn't use a fan when it's above 95F (35C) as it just makes the heat worse

vast idol
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I only use a fan for the noise when i sleep

deft quiver
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Same!

warm anchor
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I use hairdryer

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wow

vast idol
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I cant sleep in silence

waxen panther
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i just stay awake until my body makes me sleep 😁

warm anchor
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epic

vast idol
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Also takes me hours to fall asleep too but thats what the ambien is for

warm anchor
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ok

vast idol
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below average gang?

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lol

magic river
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✏️

vast idol
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PaperThin?

proud lance
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below average length below average girth

broken rampart
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uh what is this convo

proud lance
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who knows

vast idol
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Agreed lmao

brave radish
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Sulu, you said you were planning to rewrite Pencil with JDA. I take it you were going to just ditch the eval command?

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oh cool

ripe sphinx
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yeah eval commands for a java bot is more trouble than it's worth usually

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nashorn was shaded but removed in like j11 or smth

brave radish
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is the JDA version on GitHub?

vast idol
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Hopping off for the night, and in all seriousness, THANK YOU to all devs for making our little worlds possible on the scale that they can be thanks to you guys, and PLEASE eat and sleep enough and take breaks! ❤️

warm anchor
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no! for reach eta question Machine will stream for 1 hour longer!

lilac solstice
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I want to be eaten by goblins

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I mean what's the eta

brave radish
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not funny

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you're also like the 80,000th person to say something similar

radiant ivy
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goblin deez nuts

void void
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Paper 1.17 release date is when the messiah comes

hidden ginkgo
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i know ima get some hate but im not being rude jw if they have said anything about an ETA

broken rampart
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hey guys real quick let me ask a funny question haha, yall won't be ready for this haha, it's got a funny 2nd message i'll send too haha

broken rampart
#

here goes:

static badge
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hello pls gimme latest me want

void void
#

Top 10 UFC fights

broken rampart
paper pagoda
#

yall were right about htis oracle free tier

waxen panther
#

man i hate spotted leaf

paper pagoda
#

its pretty nuts

warm anchor
#

np!

broken rampart
viscid wedge
#

🇨🇦

night mason
#

Ima get warned but I wanna show this

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It explains how this lag machine works

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It’s cool how the game’s code does stuff

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I’m never going to use it

broken rampart
#

paper has a really easy solution to preventing that lag machine though

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just /whitelist on

viscid wedge
#

/ban

brave radish
#

When my players built lag machines I used /stop and ufw enable. Wouldn't repeat the joke for the third time except I actually just did that

night mason
#

I don’t own a server but I want too

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Just can’t afford to pay for one and dunno where to find free ones

stable bough
#

Just enable no gravity...?

night mason
#

I have litterally no moneys

viscid wedge
#

just stop being underage

#

ez

waxen panther
#

use oracles free tier but if you're that broke you should probably just get a job

glass delta
#

identify urself as 18, be transage

night mason
#

But what I used it on was better than a server

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Traxxas

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Goes 30+

void void
night mason
#

I Also need a new servo for it and I need to clean the chassis itself it’s filthy

#

The perfect toast

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Put some peanut butter on it and it’s done

waxen panther
#

so funny bro

void void
#

damn got the whole squad laughing

waxen panther
#

summer host bio too

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man

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mc community needs a cull

viscid wedge
#

you can always tell summer has begun

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Go play outside

waxen panther
#

lol he dm'd me and then blocked me

viscid wedge
#

What'd he say

waxen panther
#

"something somethin i was joking waaa"

viscid wedge
#

lol

brave radish
#

Is it really a joke if you just say it?

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It won't be funny even if the person puts effort in but just asking it with a kekw emote behind it doesn't even pretend

viscid wedge
#

preteen humour

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ooh message got deleted

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We struck a nerve

brave radish
#

ok well next time just come in and say "joke" in #general and it'll be more funny

waxen panther
#

he's muted now anyway

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so guys

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how bout food

brave radish
#

tacos

viscid wedge
#

Pretty good

brave radish
icy osprey
#

I like food!

waxen panther
#

we need to petition for more channel deletions

#

gifs and politics next

brave radish
viscid wedge
#

oh Jesus there's actually a politics channel here

#

I don't end up in this server very often, I belong to the cult of SpottedLeaf

brave radish
#

as do I

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Flour tortilla 🌻
Corn 🌽
Hard shells 🌮

icy osprey
brave radish
#

ah ok, see edit

icy osprey
#

Now I am craving tacos... and it will not be possible to make/get some right now 😭

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Like 2 soft corn tortillas warmed, wrapped around delicious moist meat with fresh onions and cilantro, drizzled in lime juice 🤤

waxen panther
#

you were making me hungry

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but you ruined it at onions

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so thank you LoveBear

brave radish
#

You were making me hungry even though I just ate

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the lime juice bit made it even worse

icy osprey
brave radish
#

though I agree leave out the onions. I do not hate onions but I would not put them on

limber knotBOT
left swift
#

Delete brocc

waxen panther
#

i like onions

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just not the texture

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so i have to mince them v small 😔 ❗

left swift
#

I won my csgo match tonight bwoccowai

waxen panther
#

k i dominated rustopia main

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😎

proud lance
#

I am the same way

left swift
#

Ur 2x server

proud lance
#

hate the textured, minced very small

icy osprey
#

@waxen panther what is your level in apex? I think you said you play apex?

brave radish
waxen panther
#

I've been max level for a few seasons

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waiting for them to up it :(

icy osprey
#

yeah same, and it still is like "You leveled up!"

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to 500 still

waxen panther
#

thank god i get another 500 pointless red material 😁

#

I think they'll have to raise it again soon

icy osprey
#

I mean at least you never have to worry about buying the new legends when they come out

waxen panther
#

Yea true

icy osprey
#

who you main (if you main any)?

waxen panther
#

it means that i probably wont get another free hierloom until they do though, lucky im a shill i guess

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i pretty much only play bangalore lol

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her or lifeline, im too boring to play anyone else

warm anchor
#

brocco best bangalore

icy osprey
#

I'm a bamboozler

waxen panther
#

best bangalore uk

#

a mirage main poggies

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the rarest apex player

icy osprey
#

that or path

viscid wedge
#

Red onions are fucking disgusting, any other onions are acceptable

waxen panther
#

whats the highest you've gotten to in comp

icy osprey
#

I have pred badge on a handful of them tho

brave radish
#

Onions in burgers are amazing. Onions on burgers not so much

icy osprey
#

I never went in a comp.... only play casual and ranked and stuff

waxen panther
#

Yea sorry I meant tanked

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Ranked *

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Pred badge pog

icy osprey
#

Oh I was gold in one season, but I mostly do casual

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does that stats site show it?

waxen panther
#

uhhh I’m not sure, I didn’t even know there was a stats site for apex

icy osprey
#

I am bronze rn in ranked because I barely played ranked... I been playing mostly arenas

untold copper
#

wat

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new channel order

#

ooga booga confusion

viscid wedge
#

you people need better humour

tame pendant
icy osprey
#

I guess I used to main octane a lot before.... so I have a lot of octane kills

waxen panther
#

Ah I don’t play on origin :(

icy osprey
waxen panther
#

Doesn’t look like I can look with a steam account

blazing quarry
#

Ah good, paper is making progress

icy osprey
#

oh.. yeah I originally got it before they released it on steam

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been playing since season 1....

viscid wedge
#

and then the ones that do read it come in here and go feed me globin!?!1!!

icy osprey
#

just feed me, tacos, cuz I'm a lady that know what she like

waxen panther
#

I’ve been playing since s0 but my origin name stats are super outdated

viscid escarp
#

Aww was exited u were talking about rocket leage then bronze amd octane are also buzz words there

waxen panther
#

wat

viscid escarp
#

Excited*

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Its 5am after 10 hour night shift brain and words

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You know

waxen panther
#

Lmao

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I’ll screenshot my stat page when I get back from cooking

warm anchor
#

wtf brcco cooking breakfast before sleep

viscid escarp
#

All day breakfast. I like breakfast full english breakfast. Ok breakfast is starting to not sound like a real word.. breakfast

viscid wedge
#

Freakbast

waxen panther
#

I have a 3 hour nap eter I’m FINE

viscid escarp
#

OMG hahaha

waxen panther
#

Rise and shine

viscid wedge
#

it ain't ever stop

potent fossil
#

oh a bunch of fun channels got murdered? Sadge

waxen panther
#

They weren’t really used pepela

potent fossil
#

memes was Sadge

waxen panther
#

Except memes but that channel is like spigot general

potent fossil
#

so this means i can send my memes in general and mods cant say shit right

#

🥺

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3 more minutes and im at 26 hours awake music

grand pewter
#

XD

warm anchor
potent fossil
#

Lel it's fine tho, I guess they were pretty much rarely used idk. I send memes every now when something on reddit cracks me up but now general is gonna get it PepeLa

humble topaz
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
warm anchor
#

#memes channel is very hard to moderate phossure

humble topaz
#

still in step 1 😢

potent fossil
#

I mean, if they shitty memes then they shitty lel

#

But tru

potent fossil
warm anchor
#

you see if you gonna moderate it, you will be forcing yourself to read/watch shitty meme

true canyon
#

To be fair at the top it does say step one, simple

humble topaz
potent fossil
#

Says Step -1

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negative one

humble topaz
#

TRUE

#

OMFG

#

EVEN WORSE

potent fossil
#

They're on Step 3.

#

Server patches.

true canyon
#

step - 1 - is confusing 😄

potent fossil
#

Yea it is oddly written

humble topaz
#

YOU RE NOT EVEN JOKING ACTUALLY

potent fossil
#

Please don't spam

#

I'm not joking

#

Just be patient it will be done soon.

humble topaz
#

I know i know i'm not spamming anything!

potent fossil
#

Was talking about the WTF on separate lines but it's fine

humble topaz
#

oh i'll delete sry

potent fossil
#

You're fine

#

I swear Bo Burnham's latest special has destroyed me

true canyon
potent fossil
#

I love that song

#

But my favorite song is easily That Funny Feeling

#

I suffer from derealization episodes all the time and that entire song is entirely about derealization, and I felt so validated

icy osprey
#

art is dead

potent fossil
#

Like, I thought only I had weird shit like that happen

true canyon
#

I can't get Problematic out of my head, usually. Just too catchy.

#

but yeah That Funny Feeling is excellent.

potent fossil
#

I can't actually say any one song is better than the others lul, I just love the entire thing

#

I love Bo

#

and mbax

true canyon
#

Yeah they're great but I think we all know the absolute winning song

potent fossil
#

Wait what in gods name why don't I remember what song that is

true canyon
#

CONGRATULATIONS!

potent fossil
#

Oh

#

Of course

#

JEFFREY BEZOS

true canyon
#

YOU DID IT!

potent fossil
#

also Unpaid Intern lmao

#

His wapapapawapaw at the end

barren gazelle
#

hi

potent fossil
#

It's just perfect

potent fossil
barren gazelle
#

du u know how to enable gravity dupe in paper

potent fossil
#

I have no idea what that is

true canyon
#

I bought the album to support, and so that I can blast the songs to try to make it stop affecting me so strongly through repetition.

dreamy tree
barren gazelle
icy osprey
#

I hadn't hear these other newer songs by bo...Problematic is a banger

potent fossil
#

Ah yes, the ol' numbing via inundation

true canyon
potent fossil
#

It really is an amazing show

#

It ruined me

#

But it also changed me

wispy blade
# barren gazelle sand dupe

dupes are not supported by paper, but if you want to enable them: check your paper.yml for unsupportered-settings

true canyon
#

hai squid

coarse marlin
#

hai ;3

wispy blade
#

i hate mobile discord.

true canyon
#

Me too!

potent fossil
#

Welcome to the Internet, though

#

lmao

#

that's just a perfect song

ivory jay
#

man.... it is sooo quiet now...

coarse marlin
#

why does he sound like weird al?

potent fossil
#

He does not sound anything like weird al what are you smoking

true canyon
ivory jay
true canyon
#

Yeah... I'm ... not feeling the weird al vibes. Also have you not seen the special, squid? Go watch it.

potent fossil
#

weird al is an artist

#

fun fact, he's an alumnus of my college

warm mesa
#

So, what stage are we at in the update process? Have all the patches been finished?

coarse marlin
#

i dunno. maybe it is one of his songs, sounds familiar ¯_(ツ)_/¯

potent fossil
#

Patches not done yet.

#

Soon.

ivory jay
#

btw, how many patches is completed by now?

fallen oracle
potent fossil
#

Is it GOOD?

#

YES

#

However before bed, idk about that

true canyon
#

Yeah... best wait and watch all at once tomorrow.

potent fossil
#

I probably wouldn't do that, it'd give me some sort of existential nightmares

coarse marlin
#

its tomorrow now, lets get started.

true canyon
wispy blade
#

my dumbass just thought it was thursday

#

gg me

ivory jay
#

@wispy bladedon't you ever sleep??? I have been seeing you for 24 hour straight by now

warm anchor
coarse marlin
#

days are 36 hours here..

barren gazelle
#

tc

#

country??

wispy blade
#

@ivory jay i actually slept for 7 hrs today kekw

true canyon
ivory jay
#

i slept for 10 hour straight cauz i haven't slept for 72 hours straight...

coarse marlin
#

pish

waxen panther
#

@icy osprey dont look at my lifetime kd i was bad when i started sobcat

ivory jay
#

actually, not 72 hour

#

a little less than that

#

like 60 something

coarse marlin
#

ying ying 40 hour wrok day

fallen oracle
#

I mean, I could be up for 3 hours and then sleep a straight 10 hours.

icy osprey
#

I am still bad XD

clever pollen
#

Caution! A madman has entered the chat!

ivory jay
#

if i do it again, it wouldn't be instant death that's killing me, it would probably be my dad trying to kill me

warm anchor
coarse marlin
#

thank god its monday..

icy osprey
#

I am actually wayyyy worse than you @waxen panther

waxen panther
#

tbf apex is largely up to who you play with

warm anchor
#

brocco is legit top 1%er but he said he's bad becuase hes humble!

icy osprey
waxen panther
#

its not a very competitive game anyway

icy osprey
#

I always play with randoms

ivory jay
#

I'm motivated for school... I guess...?

waxen panther
#

thats a lot of damage poggies

icy osprey
#

I played a lot more games

waxen panther
#

Ye, I play in a duo and back when we had to play with a random our stats were much worse

icy osprey
#

I have played more than double your games

ivory jay
#

Teacher: tell me one thing you like about class
Me: i love it when you say "class is over"

icy osprey
#

I just am not that good, only play for fun

coarse marlin
#

14k games.. 😂

waxen panther
#

they dont have s0 and s1 on this but look at my s2 stats PepeLa

#

getting a team helps

icy osprey
#

I respawned my teammates a lot more than you

waxen panther
#

sounds about right

ivory jay
#

ooof, i feel like i don't fit in here... the only game i really play is minecraft...

waxen panther
#

i uh

icy osprey
#

and I get tons of assists

waxen panther
#

didnt stay in matches long PepeLaugh

#

i think s2 was the only season i didnt max the bp

icy osprey
#

Yeah I mean I always try to get my team, I play more as a team player than solo in matches... I would die if I tried to play not as a team player

viscid wedge
ivory jay
viscid wedge
#

Nothing

waxen panther
#

f

icy osprey
waxen panther
#

i think s2 was during my destiny relapse so i probably didnt play much

icy osprey
#

I keep only playing br to do challenges.... but I almost maxed this season bp

#

2 levels left to max the bp

#

wait no that is 11,

#

the last 2 have a gap of 10

chrome kite
#

how do i get a 1.16.5 server jar

waxen panther
#

.download

limber knotBOT
chrome kite
#

no no vanilla miencraft

#

minecraft

wispy blade
#

throught the launcher

waxen panther
chrome kite
waxen panther
#

If you look up the 1.16.5 release page they normally link the download there

#

bottom of the page

chrome kite
#

ty

#

sm

#

that's 1.17

wispy blade
#

no?

waxen panther
#

?

icy osprey
warm anchor
#

yes brocco got the right link

waxen panther
warm anchor
#

they usually attached the version jar in the corresponding blog post

waxen panther
#

cant believe i checked

warm anchor
#

LOL

waxen panther
#

im the mug now

minor badge
#

@waxen panther best bromcc

waxen panther
#

best mwari

minor badge
#

time to pay bills 😔

waxen panther
#

lucky ur rich 😎

icy osprey
ivory jay
minor badge
#

that is in no way funny, seq

viscid wedge
#

I run servers

wispy blade
#

dont need to play minecraft to run a server

viscid wedge
#

Yeah

icy osprey
viscid wedge
#

I mean like I own the game and I used to play, but I only really log in to do debugging and fix stuff now

waxen panther
#

most devs dont play PepeLa

last timber
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
barren gazelle
#

i enabled dupe but no waokr

waxen panther
#

tuinity emotes modCheck

potent fossil
viscid wedge
waxen panther
#

leaf stole that emote from me

potent fossil
#

k

waxen panther
#

cring

viscid wedge
#

eventually you grow up and just

#

It's not fun anymore

coarse marlin
blazing quarry
#

You are so handsome

warm anchor
#

My entire server list 100+ has not a single furry emoji until I joined two in eye tea @waxen panther

ivory jay
waxen panther
waxen panther
#

no thanks

#

@swift root heyyy

blazing quarry
#

I'm with the flowers again today

warm anchor
#

@swift root is typing!!

swift root
#

uwu

#

;)

#

Nearly everyone

#

Feel free to ask whatever

blazing quarry
#

Linux is best

coarse marlin
#

only winxp

viscid wedge
#

Tribblix ackchyually

swift root
#

No, here

#

Ask riigghhtt here

viscid wedge
#

you either speak to #general or forever hold your peace mister

waxen panther
#

lol

swift root
#

The reason you ask here is because there are tons of eyes and opinions to help out in case I don't know

waxen panther
#

literally anything even a little modern will run mc

#

you can pay 1/10th of that

swift root
#

I say if you're up to building your own, do that

waxen panther
#

.eta no

limber knotBOT
viscid wedge
#

goblins, man

#

they'll fuckin eat you

coarse marlin
#

NaN%

swift root
#

Are you good to build your own?

#

Or do you need premade

icy osprey
#

CPU?

proud lance
#

PSU or CPU

viscid wedge
#

man I hate summer.

icy osprey
#

go on PC parts picker if you are not familiar with picking computer parts for a build

wispy blade
#

honestly this is the worst time to buy a new gaming pc

icy osprey
swift root
#

16gb ram, best GPU and CPU combo you can afford, 550-600W PSU, and skimp on the case. A mid-range motherboard with PCIe and support for your cpu is all you'll need

#

If it's American dollars, you have tons of wiggle room

#

Why spam

viscid wedge
swift root
#

You don't need to spam

#

I'm going to elaborate as well lol

viscid wedge
#

someone take away his discord privileges

coarse marlin
swift root
#

Actually no I'm not if you know better then you don't need to ask me :)

warm anchor
#

What's your end goal

#

what country?

#

are you in

potent fossil
#

Lol.

wispy blade
#

you might be better off asking in r/PCMR's discord

icy osprey
#

GPU shortage is why I think combo was recommended

potent fossil
#

I dont know any thing about PCs

loses mind over GPU/CPU combination hardware

warm anchor
#

@void void what's your end goal and what country are you from?

minor badge
#

@potent fossil @swift root FeelsCuddleMan FeelsCuddleMan zmlove

potent fossil
#

Mari pepelove

viscid wedge
#

oh hello

warm anchor
#

you JUST want to play Minecraft nothing else? for $1300 budget for US?

swift root
#

Well I was going to elaborate to ask what sort of GPU you'd be able to get for close to MSRP and then based on that recommend a cpu to match... But if it's like a big deal that I'm psychic I can't really help

minor badge
#

think I will have time to join VC later tonight DANKIES

viscid wedge
#

developer LOVE GuraHug

weary heath
#

i wanna be fed to goblins

minor badge
#

gotta work and do grocery shopping first but that shouldn't take too long

ivory jay
viscid wedge
#

sorry for your loss

barren gazelle
#

lol rail dupe working but not sand

weary heath
wispy blade
#

no

viscid wedge
#

your bait fucking sucks

warm anchor
#

are you located in US? Or do you not want suggestion from me riesad

swift root
#

No... not at all, and not even close with the shortage ATM. if you live near a microcenter you can get shit much cheaper than if you need to buy online and pay international tax and shipping + scalp cost

magic river
#

$1300 won't even get you a GPU so you may as well stop now

weary heath
coarse marlin
#

instructions not clear. bought all gpu for crypto mining

warm anchor
#

I spotted some 3090 the other day Larry in Micro Center

potent fossil
#

Alright, well, I'ma go to bed cause 27 hours awake

swift root
icy osprey
#

cryptominers go brrrr

potent fossil
#

Have fun lub u @swift root @minor badge @warm anchor

viscid wedge
minor badge
wispy blade
swift root
#

Where do YOU live v1per? That's what's important

#

<3 simp

somber onyx
#

@void void Dont buy GPU atm . Buy ryzen 5 3400G with vega graphics and when the gpu prices returns to normal just then buy a gpu

magic river
#

This purple color is impossible to read

warm anchor
magic river
#

I hope we don't have more than one person with it, I'll just assume they're all simple

potent fossil
wispy blade
#

x doesnt have integrated graphics you mongrel

potent fossil
#

Okay bye! <3

magic river
#

3600x doesn't have a GPU...

somber onyx
#

3600X doesnt include vega graphics

magic river
#

The whole point was to get something with an iGPU since you can't buy a real GPU

swift root
#

v1per if you're going to ask and then troll you'll be banned. Either ask genuinely and in good faith or don't ask. You can't ask people for help and then just mock them.

viscid wedge
#

joins server
spams
claims to know nothing about computers
seems to know a little bit but is severely misguided
actively ignores help or advice

warm anchor
magic river
#

2060 Super is like $900 on ebay

ivory jay
#

Mean.....

waxen panther
#

pain

minor badge
#

it's just about 700€ on Komplett in Sweden ^^

warm anchor
magic river
#

Oh hey they're down to $680 on ebay

minor badge
#

though you might as well wait for new 3060s

viscid wedge
#

It's pretty funny

#

You guys should stop responding and watch him implode

ivory jay
#

crying... meanies....

magic river
meager tusk
#

Average Paper General Convo

limber knotBOT
#

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