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vagrant marlin
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good times

vernal moth
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Just went thru my spigot posts

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I forgot this happened

warm anchor
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this is a net postive for paper ๐Ÿ˜‰

worn ember
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Papier

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@warm anchori was in a dota vid lul, i was watching some ytber and i saw my name pop up in chat

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im famous now

warm anchor
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FAMOUS

wispy blade
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DarkEyeFamous

vernal moth
worn ember
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see, famous

warm anchor
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wtf

worn ember
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i vagely remembered that sceneario

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and i was "huh"

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and then i saw my name lol

ashen cliff
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Bruh. Tencent back at it again.

vernal moth
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"Limited time offer for first-time Nitro users only. Subscription auto-renews for $9.99/month unless cancelled. "

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Ah yes

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Auto renew

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Fuck that

ashen cliff
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As already said: Tencent back at it again.

ripe sphinx
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I mean it can't auto-renew if you don't have a payment service configured

vernal moth
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Can't you use that thing without a payment service?

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They could just charge thru epic too

ripe sphinx
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Well you can for sure use discord without credit card and I assume they'd do it through discord instead of via epic

tender swift
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how would they charge if there is no payment info ๐Ÿต

warm anchor
vernal moth
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I had an epic account even before the store

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Smh

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And I don't mind the epic store at all

twin lagoon
olive marlin
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@waxen panther another point for Void, since it doesn't use systemd.

left swift
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When does broccOS come out

olive marlin
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Michale halp. CF pipeline has been running npm run lint for half an hour now, while locally it takes 20 seconds...

twin lagoon
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use yarn

swift root
olive marlin
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I swear if switching to yarn will fix it...

left swift
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Larry hungry

olive marlin
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Lmao, it just crashed. Cannot read property 'toString' of undefined

wispy blade
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nodejs moment

void void
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๐Ÿ›Œ md5

wispy blade
void void
wispy blade
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[10:32:36] <WifiSpy> Don't bother looking for my 5 accounts, I use a different VM, IP, and browser on each one.

void void
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im behind 5 proxies!

warm anchor
worn ember
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im using tor so no knowing who i em zoop

magic river
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I don't really feel bad about anyone "leaking" or "pirating" plugins

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Most of them are violating my copyright to make something that you could do that to ๐Ÿ˜›

left swift
vernal moth
vernal moth
meager tusk
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Gonna fork hangar and make it only allow plugins that cost money.

warm anchor
meager tusk
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No.

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Only hard cash.

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You're gonna have to come to the bridge that connects Central Europe and Balkan.

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@ashen cliff Knows which one.

wispy blade
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woah

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under or on top of the bridge

meager tusk
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On top of it, what do you think I am?

wispy blade
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a bridge troll

meager tusk
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Okay

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That hurt my feelings.

ashen cliff
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Fact bro.

wispy blade
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sorry bro :(

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i apologize

meager tusk
wispy blade
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noooo

vale rune
crimson kayak
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Uh

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Weird

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Are there bots that ping random IPs trying to find active Minecraft servers?

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I receive hourly pings

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I wonder in how many databases by server is

worn ember
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crawlers, spiders, spooky scary skeletons, are all after your ip bro

crimson kayak
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If find it... Interesting

worn ember
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yeah

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also why you change default ssh ports and such

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no real way of knowing what they want tho

spice ether
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Did you sign up for server list sites does do ping your server to see if it's online

crimson kayak
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Nope

floral mesa
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could also use ssh keys and firewalling off critical services...

crimson kayak
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Yes, I use ssh keys

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And I have a firewall set up

worn ember
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all ports are blocked by default tho lol

crimson kayak
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I don't really have anything to worry about except having to revert to a backup

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I don't want to have a player whitelist tho

native wolf
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Free Discord Nitro on Epic Games Store PogChamp

ashen cliff
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FREE

vernal moth
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Heh I knew it

native wolf
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Lmao

spice ether
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So it auto renew and charge after 3 months ? thinksmart

rough crane
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"it's free but you have to subscribe to our most expensive plan"

vernal moth
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I mean, america is what forced this broken copyright system onto us

green tartan
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Is there a progress track for spigot 1.17?

vernal moth
green tartan
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smh

vernal moth
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We are a community and a team :)

potent fossil
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im ready to get mini drunk

brave radish
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Nerds rule the world!

  • Mini the mega nerd
vernal moth
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Mmmh?

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Oh yeah

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Totally

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I can see the dust from here

void void
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Does server boosters get anything special or access to somethin special in here

potent fossil
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a pink name

spice ether
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Animated emotes ?

potent fossil
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anyone can do em

worthy geode
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Just be no table smh

tropic flame
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1.5) watch him releasing a spigot version for a pre-release candidate and ask everyone to PR him fixes otherwise he won't get the real deal out

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totally hasn't happened in the past

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runs

left swift
potent fossil
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mini would you like to get swatted a pizza delivered on stream

left swift
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Swatted with a belt

vernal moth
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You could pay and and I'll order one ^

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^^*

spiral robin
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@limpid comet alll of me loves all of you love your curves and all your edges all your perfect imperfections give your all to me and ill give my all to you

minor badge
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yes please simple peepoHappyLove

mental meadow
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all I'm saying is that if someone want's to buy me something I wouldn't say no

left swift
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Bribery

vernal moth
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I'll buy you a paperchan body pillow

mental meadow
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I never said I wouldn't take bribes

spiral robin
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a

twin lagoon
elfin fern
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got it, its tuinity, purpur, and airplane

twin lagoon
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there's a lot more

spiral robin
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yatopia too peepoSmile

tropic flame
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Yatopia

twin lagoon
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none of those are paper forks except for tuinity and purpur

vernal moth
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Only those 3 you wanna actually look at tho

spiral robin
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@twin lagoon

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hi

green tartan
spiral robin
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xoxoxoxo

twin lagoon
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@spiral robin

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bentley

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now

brave radish
spiral robin
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ok let me FIND HIM

twin lagoon
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yatopia does too actually

vernal moth
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Airplane forks 2NIT

brave radish
twin lagoon
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no purpur forks off of paper and adds tuinity patches

vernal moth
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Purpur forks of paper and side streams 2NIT

twin lagoon
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now you might wonder, why

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no fucking clue

vernal moth
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Cause it's billy

spiral robin
vernal moth
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And cause billy dropped 2NIT stuff before

mossy vessel
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@twin lagoon ๐Ÿ‘€ panda_flush

twin lagoon
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bentley EPIC

brave radish
vernal moth
spiral robin
vernal moth
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1 hour old ;)

twin lagoon
vernal moth
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Can't beat that

minor badge
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kinda weirdchamp, mini

brave radish
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vestal jasper
spiral robin
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@minor badge hello MARI

twin lagoon
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josh uwu

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spiral robin
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charlene ?

vestal jasper
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michael uwu

twin lagoon
spiral robin
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michael go work

vernal moth
spiral robin
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josh send cute snap

vestal jasper
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listen i'm sober and low rn i'm not taking selfies

wispy blade
spiral robin
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but youre CUTE panda_hype_fly

vestal jasper
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i don't feel cute

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spiral robin
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she is good?

minor badge
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she is very good yes

left swift
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Look at the penguins gooo

cosmic raft
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this is cursed

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System.arraycopy(_fields, i + 1, _fields, i, _size-- - i-- - 1);

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_size-- - i-- - 1

left swift
green tartan
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Free 3 month discord nitro on epic game stores!

wide chasm
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Yes, I also love -

green tartan
broken rampart
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@twin lagoon this is game changing

magic river
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Dunno if it's a 1.17 thing or a hypixel thing but apparently inventories are kind of broken there

broken rampart
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Emojis

magic river
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Like, it randomly ignores that you clicked on a slot

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Hopefully it's just a hypixel thing otherwise that's going to be fun

limber knotBOT
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hm?

lean kiln
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inventories had a pretty big refactor in 1.17

vernal moth
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There are latency issues with inventory stuff on 1.17

limber knotBOT
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oh yeah I recall something about clicking on empty slots not being sent anymore

wide chasm
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Oh god

vernal moth
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They removed the window ack packets and stuff

broken rampart
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I thought they readded it

magic river
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Like 10-20% of the clicks were being ignored on hypixel skyblock on this stream I'm watching, moving back to 1.16.5 client made it go away

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It's basically unusable as-is

wide chasm
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I only saw the client2server ack being removed, but I thought that wasn't too relevant anyway

vernal moth
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Also, you call tell that agent is back on irc because somebody is reacting to hypixel pings ^^

limber knotBOT
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lmao

worn ember
magic river
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Nah, _ prefix or suffix is how some people in C++ would denote private

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Apparently some people also brought that to Java, I think the standard library does that?

worn ember
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i think you're missing the point

limber knotBOT
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hypixel does special stuff for inventories btw

mental meadow
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who is Agent

limber knotBOT
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so I would expect oddities around our implementation separate from 1.17 issues

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i do block game things aurora

worn ember
limber knotBOT
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also thanks @cosmic raft

mental meadow
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I never heard of you smh ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

limber knotBOT
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founder @ hypiel

worn ember
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he's an agent

cosmic raft
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@mental meadow Hypixel services/platform person iirc

mental meadow
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ah

left swift
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They work for fbi

cosmic raft
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his title changes each time I see him

mental meadow
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no table

limber knotBOT
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nowadays principal engineer, services & platform on Hytale

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but I still lurk

magic river
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Been around since the start

limber knotBOT
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and I'm on sabbatical for awhile so I've got time to kill

vernal moth
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I still think about applying once in a while btw

limber knotBOT
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I mean hypixel the MC server was sorta born on espernet

vernal moth
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But work is mostly fine now

mental meadow
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fuck your work mini

limber knotBOT
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that's how codename and I got in touch with the hypixel youtubers

mental meadow
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they still have not responded me

magic river
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I think I got a recruiting email from them once lol

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Was some big network anyway

vernal moth
worn ember
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does hypickle still run on 1.8?

limber knotBOT
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1.7 actually

magic river
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I thought they were on 1.7

left swift
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U run in 1.8

worn ember
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oof

mental meadow
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The only thing I know about Hytale is that everyone that wants me to work for them is saying "the server is like hytale but not"

vernal moth
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Hypixel uses paper for some stuff nowadays, smp is papee

faint sun
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Hello dear developers of the paper core. I wanted to ask - is there an estimated release date for the kernel?

mental meadow
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.eta

limber knotBOT
limber knotBOT
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Hypixel's application process makes me never want to apply :p

magic river
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They basically started with 1.7 and implemented all the new stuff on their own ๐Ÿ˜›

limber knotBOT
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shrug

vernal moth
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Hey at least they are transperent kashike

limber knotBOT
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yep that's basically how it happened Amaranth

left swift
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Kernel PEPW

mental meadow
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GNU/Paper

faint sun
vernal moth
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Applying can be a mess elsewhere, hypixel and hytale give you structure

worn ember
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you're fine here kash, make the codes for us peepoheart

vernal moth
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Will you also pay his rend DED?

limber knotBOT
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hytale seems dead anyhow :P

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we just busy :3

vernal moth
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Says the dude on sabbatical :P

worn ember
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i was hyped and then it died down and now i dont really care anymore lol

limber knotBOT
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fair

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the team is busy

quasi valley
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ded in a nutshell kappapride

limber knotBOT
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I am unpacking boxes at my new place

vernal moth
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I mean, the scope just changed I guess, being fed with big boi money changes stuff

left swift
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Hytale would've been like that gmod towers game

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Extremely microtransactions and dead in 5 months

worn ember
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i'll go dislike all your minecraft video's kneny, dont taunt me

vernal moth
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Maybe the art style will look nicer to me once it's done

limber knotBOT
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yeah container transaction is :rip:

wide chasm
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I only saw that window confirmation when checking wiki.vg, but I don't think that was up to date yet?

quasi valley
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I don't think so

limber knotBOT
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AgentK: is mastercontrol dead yet, or is that monster still alive and kicking? :p

quasi valley
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wiki has been updated by bombardy now, manually having gone through packets, you should take it with a grain of salt pepela

limber knotBOT
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it lives

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unfortunately

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:(

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a lot of it's functionality has been gutted into various microservices

wide chasm
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Oh, wait, let me go back in history then ๐Ÿ™‚

limber knotBOT
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one day they'll actually swap the primary communication to go to the microservices then to MCP

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but they're getting to the part where it's too closely coupled to effectively modularize

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and I'm not on the MC team anymore to help, so that probably doesn't make it any better

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lol

vernal moth
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Was mastercontrol the thing you tried to find a memory leak for in a 80gb or smfh heap dump? I remember that

limber knotBOT
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yep

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heh

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to this day still runs with a 200GB heap

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running the core infrastructure behind hypixel

mental meadow
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that really does sound like a monster

magic river
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Sounds like your standard enterprise java app

vagrant marlin
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i will report you to the proper authorities for breaking the rule 7

limber knotBOT
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vagrant marlin
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๐Ÿฅถ

limber knotBOT
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you can see this for a simple summary of it :p

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G1 last I checked myokan

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oh christ

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this still exists?

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what does? :P

magic river
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Quick load the page before he deletes it

limber knotBOT
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the blog posts

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heh

mental meadow
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Country Roads?

worn ember
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Take me home?

mental meadow
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To the place?

limber knotBOT
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people asking him what GC they use

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the more important question is

vagrant marlin
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i belong?

limber knotBOT
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what java version? :P

potent fossil
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WEST VIRGINIA

void void
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ELDEN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

limber knotBOT
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uh

mental meadow
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mountain mama?

limber knotBOT
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either 8 or 10

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hytale infra uses 16

left swift
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Take me home

limber knotBOT
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woo

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but idr the mc one

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records are nice, you get points for using 16 :p

worn ember
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People were like: hytale gonna kill mc
Reality: mc dying of old age before hytale comes out
zoop

potent fossil
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hire kash

left swift
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Is this the real life?

soft lark
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No

left swift
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Is this just fantasy?

worn ember
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bruh

worn ember
left swift
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Yas

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I dont remember when or how but I memorized the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody

limber knotBOT
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yea, hire kash

worn ember
potent fossil
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ye, u wont regret

left swift
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Thanks ded

wide chasm
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I think I remember Microsoft saying on their acquisition that they wanted to let MC live for like 50 years or so, so still sometime left.

left swift
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Minecraft 2

potent fossil
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i just shuddered imagining us all being here in 50 years still talking shit in paper

quasi valley
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according to coelho, yes kappapride

worn ember
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if discord is still around by then

wide chasm
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By the time Minecraft dies I'll be 68 lol

potent fossil
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we'll just move back to irc

quasi valley
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lol

potent fossil
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full circle

worn ember
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no

left swift
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Nah the world has at most 20 years left we dont have to worry about that timeline simple

worn ember
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illegal move

meager tusk
wide chasm
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Finally I can make plugins all day when I retire

wispy blade
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ok but what if oracle just drops java

cosmic raft
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its opensource

weary elbow
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How long till 1.17

upbeat falconBOT
left swift
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Someone will pick it up

weary elbow
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I want to update my server to 1.17 but how long till 1.17 paper

left swift
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Probably kash

worn ember
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then that would be a better world

wide chasm
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No worries, I'll maintain it, ez /s

brave radish
potent fossil
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imagine being 60 years old and you go to look at Paper PRs and you see a young 20 year old writing a PR patching smth you wrote 40 years ago when he was -20

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forgive me for i have smoketh a lot of weed

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but it sounded funny

wide chasm
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"Who wrote this dumb code!"
"Oh, it's me from 35 years ago"

left swift
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U can be negative age?

potent fossil
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like, ur 60, hes 20. u wrote it 40 years ago when ur 20, but he's -20 40 years ago

vagrant marlin
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yes

livid plume
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can somebody link be to some good resources to learn like the plugin messaging channel from spigot to bungee and back etc so I can send messages from spigot plugin to bungeecord one?

wide chasm
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Then we can finally tell those young gamers to get off our Minecraft lawn

vagrant marlin
limber knotBOT
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reject discord, embrace IRC

vagrant marlin
left swift
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Go back I want to be skype

worn ember
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gets added to 300 people group chat

wispy blade
worn ember
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msn was the shit

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not responding? buzzer the shit out of them

left swift
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I'll buzzer ur shit

upbeat falconBOT
left swift
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Damn bro

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You're a champion

trail kite
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it's like you hate us...

potent fossil
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What would you rather we do

trail kite
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I mean evan m

potent fossil
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ye cause ppl can't be patient

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say "thanks guys!"

left swift
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How did u get 2 weeks can you show ur math

potent fossil
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sure!

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.wa (362 / 24) / 7

left swift
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Ur a nerd si.ple

limber knotBOT
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young atlas
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lol

potent fossil
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yeah mana

left swift
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I dont know english

potent fossil
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fucking idiot

formal turret
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yea mana, just need to know your math

left swift
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Math more like meth

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And meth does school

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Stay in drugs kids

worn ember
left swift
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The cursed emote

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Since when bro u didnt even include minutes

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How u supposed to find hours without minutes

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WAT

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MY LIFE IS A LIE

upbeat falconBOT
potent fossil
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every time you ask...

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come on boi

fleet atlas
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๐Ÿ˜‚

nova umbra
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Free nitro on Epic games

left swift
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No come back I need to know why minutes aren't important!!!

nova umbra
zealous parcel
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quick question sry

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guys how much will it take until we appreciate the effort put into keeping papermc awesome thx

royal kernel
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Hey pencil, how many times have people asked when 1.17 will be released?

upbeat falconBOT
royal kernel
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364, thats alot

unkempt drift
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I think now, most of them are actually people who (annoyingly) want to see the current number

zealous parcel
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one more and it will make a year (I think idk)

unkempt drift
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Instead of just searching for the message and seeing the last one

worn ember
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...

brave radish
left swift
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LMAO

unkempt drift
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And itโ€™s hours not days

worn ember
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seems like someone needs to go back to math class instead of playing minecraft

left swift
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Meth class

royal kernel
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Playing minecraft in math class

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Minecraft education edition

zealous parcel
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did i forget to put the /s in there

left swift
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Rite

worn ember
zealous parcel
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bruh

worn ember
soft lark
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Do you have an eta of when will 1.8 will stop be played by players ? ๐Ÿ˜

left swift
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Today

royal kernel
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1.8 pvp > 1.16 pvp

mental meadow
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no pvp > pvp

ashen cliff
royal kernel
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Creative building world

zealous parcel
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no p > p

mossy vessel
left swift
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Wat do fook elden ring January 21st 2022

ashen cliff
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That's why we only support 1.16+.

mossy vessel
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For sure kappa

ashen cliff
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It's nice seeing the whole server list just magically change from 1.8 to 1.15 back when we forced 1.15. kekwhyper

worn ember
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lol

velvet bay
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discord.gift/BgUJSsmxMeZFyrq9dn9AWG6q Here take it.. I dont want it, its a epic games deal that i took for fun

frank otter
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hmm yes

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nitro

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I didn't know it did that

velvet bay
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wut

frank otter
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it doesn't work for some reason

velvet bay
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hmm

frank otter
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guess some bot nabbed it

velvet bay
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Have you had ntiro before?

frank otter
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nope

velvet bay
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ah.. well idk then

frank otter
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it just says sad trombone

velvet bay
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Sorry :/

frank otter
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discord makes no sense

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ty for trying anyways

velvet bay
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100% true

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yeah

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i just dont like being that one guy who only types in animated emojis

rustic valve
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Ganache

worn ember
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@velvet baynever post those in public channels lol

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bots just snipe them

rustic valve
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Iโ€™ll snipe you

worn ember
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wtf

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ill shove a ๐Ÿฅ– up ur hooter

rustic valve
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Take aim

velvet bay
rustic valve
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Get a bunch. Enjoy lifetime free nitro

worn ember
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tbh idk how that got there lol

visual forum
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When should PaperMC 1.17 be out

upbeat falconBOT
drowsy urchin
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I can't wait to see all of the ... has been compiled by a more recent version of the Java Runtime

proper basalt
sage herald
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Why I cant write on #adorable-pets?

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I want to share my kitty images

crimson kayak
sage herald
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Where can I get the cat rol?

ashen cliff
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If ONLY they linked the twitter posts.

worn ember
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wtf does any of that achieve tho?

#

why put the payload in the images

ashen cliff
#

Looks like the same BS people did with Discord. Just add some funny looking code to the image, to trigger the antivirus.

#

Good times.

worn ember
#

hurdur here download this malicious program so i can download a malicious image from steam

left swift
#

That site made one of those "you have won" popups happen when I was scrolling on mobile lmao

#

Site talking about malware

tiny fox
#

I think not 11 now

left swift
quasi valley
#

best part is still Paper advertising itself as stupid

#

lol #paper-github I only clicked the edit button on a file there and it automatically created the fork

#

... I guess that's a sign I should do it

golden gust
#

sadge

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github doesn't enable issues for forks by default

#

Can't create a "dew it" issue

quasi valley
worn ember
#

kneny in development team but hasnt made a single pr thonk

brave radish
ashen cliff
meager tusk
#

Yes. He will now force push to master.

worn ember
#

viapaper

marble wren
#

ok guys i downloaded papermc 1.18.7 what up

#

it's not working

quasi valley
#

๐Ÿ‡ฝ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ

twin lagoon
marble wren
#

ive paypal'd them like 60 USD already and they haven't gotten back to me

ashen cliff
#

Good. Keep waiting.

marble wren
#

It's been a month :/

ashen cliff
#

For another 60 USD we can send you KGBPaper 1.17.

brave radish
#

a month? You got scammed, dude. 1.18.7 came out yesterday

marble wren
#

piss...

#

I sure do love sending you guys my US dollars though...

#

Maybe if I send another bundle...

novel horizon
#

so much fun here i see

marble wren
#

I asked them about but all they said was "XD" in the form of emojis.

#

What does that acronym mean? "X-tra Development"?

brave radish
#

yes

novel horizon
#

stop

marble wren
#

I kinda guessed.

left swift
#

Xfinity dick

marble wren
#

Xfinity Dick makes sense I guess.

magic river
left swift
#

It keeps me up at night

void void
#

Guys does port forwarding ruin your WiFi. I port forwarded not so long ago and now my wifi is being shit. Iโ€™m not really a technical guy

brave radish
#

It does not; that no sense even make

void void
#

My discord keeps crashing for some reason every time I send a message

void void
void void
brave radish
#

Well... unless you have a really really stupid router

#

I mean really stupid

left swift
#

Stupid fast

marble wren
#

bein very rude over here

#

Tried to tell me I got scammed when 1.18.7 is a legit version smh

brave radish
#

I didn't say it wasn't legit

#

I said it came out yesterday

left swift
#

Ur trolls are trash and you should feel bad

void void
#

Oh I know why itโ€™s being shit wifi, a huge error happened in the uk where I am causing routers to be shit

brave radish
#

I heard about that but I didn't actually pay attention

void void
#

Yeah

left swift
#

People took out their 5g chips so wifi signal got shit

meager tusk
#

Funniest paper chat

ashen cliff
#

Fact bro.

void void
#

Down detector pog

ashen cliff
void void
#

Major things are down again alienvibe

brave radish
marble wren
left swift
#

I feel like you guys are the same person now

marble wren
#

Yeah I'd say we are.

#

haha funny pokimane so wholesome haha

#

You're being very not wholesome rn

#

your queen would never bully people in a discord chat

ashen cliff
#

Yeah. About that. kekwhyper

left swift
hidden ginkgo
#

fr fr no update still

marble wren
left swift
#

Md5 is sleeping

limber knotBOT
#

really? ๐Ÿ‘€

left swift
#

Yeah just checked my cam

ashen cliff
#

Should be up at that point.

marble wren
#

the real issue is why is there a cat channel and not a dog channel

golden gust
#

if you're a bro

left swift
#

The real real issue is there is a taco channel but no burger channel

marble wren
#

or a hotdog channel

golden gust
#

how often do you take pictures of your best bro

ashen cliff
#

Daily bro.

left swift
#

Every night before you kiss him goodnight and tuck him in

marble wren
#

while he sleepin bro

#

right on the forehead

#

or on the corner of the mouth

marble wren
#

bro loves that yee_fuckin_haw

left swift
#

What does that have to do with taking pics with the bros

marble wren
#

uh.

golden gust
#

I mean, I rarely take pics of my bros when we do shit

#

Why would I take pics of my best bro who i'd live with?

ashen cliff
#

You have to take pictures before and after Cat.

#

I think that's the part you fail to understand.

left swift
#

So you can remember the night in the morning after the killer hangover bro

golden gust
#

not drinking with a doggo bro

ashen cliff
#

Did I ask?

left swift
#

Damn krusic

golden gust
#

doggo bro = best bro

ashen cliff
#

That's a no.

marble wren
#

Can someone post a picture of a prison?

warm mesa
#

11 minutes worth of startup sounds.

worn ember
#

thanks i hate it

void void
#

Sorry for the error in English!
I would like to clear a doubt and who can help me, I appreciate it.
I wonder if by chance the vanilla version gives a 16 and 17 of Minecraft is heavy?
In my view I think Minecraft vanilla is heavy or am I wrong?

Sorry for the error in English but I'm using Google translator to ask this question.

brave radish
#

You're asking if vanilla 1.17 is heavier than vanilla 1.16?

#

Overall there isn't much difference in server performance between the two versions, at least from what I've seen

shell vine
#

Lol that translation

dense pine
#

does anyone know a login queue plugin that works

void void
warm anchor
#

confirmation bias

warped fractal
#

hello

void void
#

what's the minecraft version that uses less cpu?

vestal jasper
#

probably some alpha or pre alpha version

warm anchor
#

1.7 I am willing to bet

#

less feature less cpu time surprisedpika

worn ember
vestal jasper
#

old_alpha rd-123311 is the oldest version in the client

true canyon
#

1.6.4, last moderately stable mc release :3

worn ember
#

whut about 1.12?

#

1.13 was where it all went to shit right?

brave radish
#

and 1.14

worn ember
#

well yeah 1.13 and up

vestal jasper
#

well yeah but who needs features when you can focus on performance as the only metric

brave radish
vestal jasper
#

just strip out 99% of the features and play old_alpha rd-123311

#

i'm sure even a fridge could play that

#

<@&748618676189528155> - advertising - message above mine

worn ember
#

WOW BRO

high niche
#

They've put that in a number of channels

warm anchor
#

classic phishing attempt

#

lol

#

they are yeet'd and all message deleted dont worry. @high niche

worn ember
#

scam the weebs

brave radish
warm anchor
#

no that's the classic CSGO scam

neat locust
#

Hey,

does anybody have an idea how to format an unquoted JSON-String to a parsable one?

This String is the result of a Player-Head texture {textures:{SKIN:{url:""http://textures.minecraft.net/texture/30ae3d50642379e98a64d4a06bb4ef94a34b4786da3784a930d9346ec6113d2""}}}

But there are missing quotes around the objects like url.

worn ember
#

uh, how about parsing valid json?

vestal jasper
#

AKA why are you trying to parse invalid json to begin with - why is it invalid

austere ivy
#

Super off-topic question, but is RISC faster (than x86) because the optimizations can be made at compile-time rather than by the CPU at runtime?

brave radish
#

x86 compilers can optimize things at compile-time too

#

no reason why not

mighty storm
#

Bye Josh

pearl oyster
#

kek oof

austere ivy
#

So why is RISC faster, then?

void void
#

when cpu is 100% but tps is 18-20

austere ivy
void void
pearl oyster
#

seems legit

void void
#

it'ยกs a 17W cpu

#

paper 1.17? droppin this wekeneddd

limber knotBOT
void void
#

thanks

void void
#

tps dropped to 8 omg

mighty storm
#

Beta 1.9 uses 0% cpu

void void
#

amazing

#

more amazing

pearl oyster
#

the heck are you doing on the server

void void
#

running it on a celeron 1037u

pearl oyster
#

oh lol

void void
#

and tnt boom

livid swan
#

Unpopular opinion: Plexmap upgraded performance, but downgraded visual appeal. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

brave radish
#

I'm not sure that's an unpopular opinion

livid swan
#

Whys it gotta look like that man

#

What in windows 95 is this

brave radish
#

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ I use neither it nor dynmap. Go make it a theme system if you want๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

lime oak
#

you can change the icons

#

it's literally just a webmap version of the minecraft map, there's no visual appeal either way with the goal being simplicity

mighty storm
little kernel
#

who made the server icon?

cunning raft
#

me

little kernel
#

how plz lmao

lime oak
#

magic

little kernel
#

This is what i made for my server and is popo

woeful jay
#

can i get 1.17 paper or no?

little kernel
#

no

#

banned

woeful jay
#

ok

#

wait wdym

#

banned

little kernel
#

banned

lime oak
#

ur banned ok bye

woeful jay
#

i just got paper a week ago

limber knotBOT
lime oak
#

chill kyle

little kernel
#

โค๏ธ ok

tropic flame
#

imagine banning people

little kernel
#

imagine

woeful jay
#

whats eta

little kernel
#

Estimated time

woeful jay
#

ok

quasi stream
#

oh, thats what im going to ask for

woeful jay
#

so you gota wait for updates on paper bc they gota do work for it

quasi stream
#

nice (?

little kernel
#

yes and plugins also have to update

woeful jay
#

ok

#

oh

#

that sucks

worn ember
#

no u

woeful jay
#

is there mod so people dont update mc then have to download older version?

#

for people that dont know how

worn ember
#

viaversion

woeful jay
#

ok

#

thx

worn ember
#

well its a plugin

woeful jay
#

ya

worn ember
#

put it in your server and 1.17 can connect to 1.16.5

#

or any version really

true canyon
#

Hey @little kernel and @lime oak please don't threaten people with bans like that, it doesn't help us build a great community here! ๐Ÿ™‚

woeful jay
#

ok thx

worn ember
#

bancat ban them

scarlet locust
#

oh no

cunning raft
#

don't do that either

scarlet locust
#

loool

worn ember
#

i can hear my neighbors dog snoring in my room...

magic river
#

Wait Legends of Tomorrow did a Crisis on Infinite Earths?

#

Oh it was another story split across all the CW shows

true canyon
#

Yep. Large mess

fallen oracle
#

Yeah that was awhile back wasn't it?

true canyon
#

december '19

fallen oracle
#

Ya

rich elbow
#

yea they did fix it, so now it actually works bigeyes34

#

kinda makes me wonder if they will be willing to unblock old servers if they comply tho

golden gust
# austere ivy So why *is* RISC faster, then?

with CISC, instructions complete in a different amount of time varying on the instruction, you could have ops which take 1 cycle, could have some which take 4, etc, with RISC, 1 instruction generally equal one cycle last I knew, unless there was some chips doing funky stuff, so, yea, instructions complete "faster" on the basis that you know how long an instruction is gonna take, but, you also need more instructions to do something

warm mesa
magic river
#

I gave up on all the CW shows

warm mesa
#

How come?

magic river
#

They got boring

#

I got tired of the over the top drama of it

warm mesa
#

I love Legends of Tomorrow. I love the humor in it but I hate that they got rid of Ray Palmer (The Atom)

shell vine
#

so i thought bypass still worked

#

but yea my domain got unblacklisted today as you can see from that twitter weeeee

#

too bad they didnt do my other domain or the entry without the wildcard...

upbeat falconBOT
true canyon
#

Please don't trigger the bot just to bump the count ๐Ÿ™‚

#

You were just yesterday commenting about the 1-17 channel, so you already had this info, so my only conclusion ...

spare sluice
#

Please someone send the :foxspinX: emoji u_u

warm anchor
#

there is no reason to not use all 4 unless your usage case is for 4 separate servers with 1 ocpu each

#

or you plan to get out of free tier and actually utilize more

#

just take all 4 dedrie 1 is not going to cut it for MC

golden gust
#

think of cores as pipelines

#

the server uses multiple threads on its own, as well as other things like plugins using async tasks

warm anchor
#

You can remove the instance anytime you want and readd it (You just cant change region on free tier )

novel horizon
#

minecraft is single cored, mostly, not servers

golden gust
#

You either shove all that work down one pipeline, or, multiple

novel horizon
#

paper tries to use threads afaik

#

also plugins do

golden gust
#

having only 1 core means all the traffic goes down 1 pipeline, 2, 2 pipelines, etc

warm anchor
#

I can already tell you that it can handle server with 10~20 players no issue @cerulean plume

#

nothing too crazy like SciCraft though

waxen panther
warm anchor
#

oh you are that guy asking about it days ago?

#

it will probably treat you well then

brave radish
#

that's why we have VMs ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

#

That's what the robots are thinking, too ๐Ÿ˜‰

warm anchor
brave radish
#

Not for long with that 8 digit password of yours

#

now it's a base for cryptomining

#

๐Ÿ™ƒ

limpid comet
#

sounds like the kinda thing people get paid a lot of money to prevent

warm anchor
#

great way to be on oracle's life time ban list krappa

limpid comet
#

eternity will report u straight to larry ellison himself

warm anchor
#

bluely you joining the oracle cult too? PepeLa

limpid comet
#

idk i might have to

#

this 400gb of zip files wont get rid of itself

#

i could split up 200gb/200gb on oracle and my home server

warm anchor
#

sftp? PepeLa

tacit fern
#

Hey guys, forgive my stupid question but is anyone aware of any JVM arguments or hacks that can reduce any sort of ram overhead from the JVM itself? Don't care about long-term stability or anything, provided it launches and seems to run relatively ok for a while. The hackier the better. Thanks

cunning raft
#

.flags

limber knotBOT
crimson kayak
#

"The hackier the better" is something you seldomly hear

tacit fern
#

For context, I'm trying to run a minecraft server on the least amount of ram as possible. Currently down to 160mb.

warm anchor
#

man these summer host are trying so hard

tacit fern
#

Must be official mojang jar-based.

warm anchor
#

it's a joke about how summer host oversells and will try their best to allocate as little RAM as possible so they can stuff more server in one machine @cerulean plume

tacit fern
#

This is entirely for a personal challenge haha, not trying to run any sort of scams

warm anchor
#

most summer host starts with xms 128M so yeah PepeLa

tacit fern
#

xms 128m, what about xmx?

warm anchor
#

well that will depend on how much you pay me!

brave radish
#

128 if you want as little as possible

#

that's gonna be the actual number

novel horizon
#

why not just use 1G ? thinksmart 1<128

limber knotBOT
novel horizon
brave radish
#

That won't load for me either

novel horizon
#

For me yeah, but it takes quite some time, idk why

brave radish
#

FF appeared to time out one day so I just left curl alone for a while and then converted to markdown

#

ok as in safe, yes

#

nothing intentionally broken or intentionally kept broken in favor of performance, but issues come up there fairly commonly

tough tiger
#

lol ur right

#

no haven't tried it lol

#

have you tried it before?

#

@cerulean plume

#

Vip or Vip+

#

Oh and one of my fans from my discord server said he was gonna get my MVP++ but I told him it wasn't worth it, and to get me just VIP+

#

They're gonna try to buy me it soon

warm anchor
#

man yall got fans??

upbeat falconBOT
unkempt drift
#

PaperMC onlyfans when?

novel horizon
#

ew

cunning raft
#

iirc one of their first messages in paper was begging for no table role

warm anchor
#

idk it feels weird to call people "my fans"

novel horizon
#

i kinda dont like those people

#

tiktok ew

cunning raft
#

tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS tiktok POGGERS

#

you should meat dartyrealm

warm anchor
#

pog tiktok famous person

waxen panther
#

๐Ÿ˜‚ funny

sudden aurora
#

who do you think will get their update out first, Spigot or Paper?

warm anchor
#

how many sponsor you get? like 50 for that kinda of following?

novel horizon
#

i wonder who will be first thinking_fast

brave radish
warm anchor
sudden aurora
#

good to know

brave radish
#

Who will be more stable first is a different question

sudden aurora
#

fair enough lol

cunning raft
#

again, spigot

#

they don't do anything

brave radish
sudden aurora
#

i had 70 plugins on my server, im gonna be waiting a while lol

warm anchor
sudden aurora
#

thanks zombie, sorry im new here lol

brave radish
ivory iron
#

Hello, how's everyones day going?

lime oak
#

it's going

ivory iron
#

ah

#

who here cant wait until the 1.17 paper comes out?

brave radish
#

~350 people according to @upbeat falcon

ivory iron
#

thats quite exact info XD

brave radish
#

oh 355 now

upbeat falconBOT
brave radish
#

it started at 200 but people asked before it started counting ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

warm anchor
#

well sulu make it accurate Pout

brave radish
#

oh 160?

lime oak
ivory iron
#

thats still alot

brave radish
#

when has it gone down lol

ivory iron
#

im just waiting for it to come out so I can finally find out who is using a nuker client on my server XD

brave radish
#

oh it went down 15 today

#

yeah just found that

warm anchor
#

maybe people got banned?

#

sulu

#

banned people had their message removed

brave radish
#

yeah I saw you eval the first iteration

ivory iron
#

possibly?

warm anchor
#

LOL wtf then

static badge
#

who wrote the bot

ivory iron
#

simple answear, the bot is gaining free will XD

warm anchor
#

sulu @static badge

static badge
#

ah well that explains it all

warm anchor
#

like a 2 minute job

#

leaf savage

ivory iron
#

We are doomed, Pencil Bot has gained self awareness

static badge
#

you sure it wasn't co-authored by z750?

brave radish
#

oof

warm anchor
#

oh sheit

brave radish
#

leaf's in attack mode today

#

:leafsimp: wen

ivory iron
warm anchor
ivory iron
unkempt drift
#

what are you notable for?

brave radish
upbeat falconBOT
brave radish
#

./google term:notablenoah
(though Discord should just let you type that out as /google term but whatever)

unkempt drift
#

yeah, its not just for anyone notable for anything

novel horizon
#

and tik tok especially

#

:/

brave radish
#

I am notable too if you look me up by username ๐Ÿ™ƒ

#

so are most people who aren't named "bob"

upbeat falconBOT
brave radish
#

literally did it lol

cunning raft
#

look up your mom in my contacts

#

so notable

#

@waxen panther ^^^^

unkempt drift
#

the most famous sulu probably

brave radish
#

I honestly expected Sulu from Star Trek to come up

unkempt drift
#

that is what showed up

#

well, the link is.

#

idk what the description is talking about

#

sulu's bot is bad apparently

brave radish
#

oh lol

unreal quarry
#

you have to be extra notable. not even my majestic beard is enough to get me into that exclusive clubhouse

brave radish
#

leaf must of left because no one's insulting sulu rn

warm anchor
unkempt drift
#

not in this community? did you read what we said?

limber knotBOT
#

Reminder for DiscordBot: when will paper 1.17 be ready?

unkempt drift
#

hehe, I wonder who set that one

warm anchor
#

LOL

unkempt drift
#

oh me

brave radish
#

,remind @unkempt drift 1d stop forgetting about setting reminders

novel horizon
#

no

brave radish
#

you're already no table for that now

waxen panther
#

god you're annoying

unkempt drift
viral hornet
#

guys come on... i kinda gotta get the notable role.. look at my name and like im some what notable

warm anchor
#

I think the role is earned and not asked.

viral hornet
#

Oh

warm anchor
#

The maintainer will give you as it seem fit Think

viral hornet
#

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

true canyon
#

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

unreal quarry
#

i heard if you ping zzzCat for it he'll grant it. he's so lovable like that

#

runs away

warm anchor
#

lol

true canyon
#

Billy!

novel horizon
#

multiple times ping needed tho

snow crescent
#

I sold my table

#

I have no table

#

๐Ÿ˜ญ

viral hornet
#

Rip

zealous wedge
#

alright, a PaperMC inspector will be by your home to confirm lack of table within the next 3-5 business years

snow crescent
#

i look forward to it

#

can larry be my inspector ? tacoplead

shell vine
#

did you know hamood spelled backwards is hamood

snow crescent
#

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

swift root
#

Let me see

#

Yes, but it will be 3-5 business years

upbeat falconBOT
unkempt drift
#

yikes...

swift root
#

dear @void void , if you know you shouldn't be asking, please don't ask. seriously, it's annoying

unkempt drift
#

I have a guess this guys gonna be gone sooner rather than later

swift root
#

!warn @void void Trolling uselessly will get you nowhere!

thorny flickerBOT
#

:raised_hands: Warned obama#2020 (Trolling uselessly will get you nowhere!) [1 total infraction] -- Larry#6086.

novel horizon
#

haha he funny

swift root
#

Just want to log that I'm telling you this... for later.

novel horizon
#

really

cunning raft
#

just stop

novel horizon
#

we didnt know ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

#

yeah

#

either that or ur gonna get ban soon

#

or another kick idk ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

novel horizon
#

what a weird dog

brave radish
#

kashike I have a question

#

how did Quilt decide you would get to post the pineapple in the pineapple channel? did you draw it?

swift root
#

kashike owns the quilt guild

brave radish
#

oooh fancy

swift root
#

just... drew it i guess?

#

and then megaflexed

#

obviously

brave radish
#

I heard the scribble story but didn't know who drew it

swift root
#

no idea which person drew it haha

novel horizon
#

because someone was typing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ whatever

fallen oracle
#

Yeah I think they were getting ready to talk about the battlepass.

novel horizon
#

why are u asking then

dreamy tree
#

where even lol

viral hornet
left swift
#

.java16

limber knotBOT
warm anchor
potent fossil
#

morning

novel horizon
#

๐Ÿ‘‹

#

hey

cosmic raft
potent fossil
#

Is it though kash

cosmic raft
dreamy tree
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do yall remember long ago when it was a pain to update everything to 1.12 or one of those versions? dang this feels more complicated than that time lol

shell vine
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prob thinking of 1.8

dreamy tree
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yeahh

potent fossil
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or 13 with the huge API changes

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or was that 14

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whatever, dont remember

vestal jasper
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sup pimple

potent fossil
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hi bby

dreamy tree
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the main issue now is because microsoft forces bedrock users to use the latest version

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only java existed back then so yeah

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extra layer of spicy confusion

potent fossil
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yup

warm anchor
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Hi gimple

proud lance
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anyone here use Cloudflare spectrum for their mc server?

potent fossil
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I hope to god not

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Cause they're getting scammazzzzzzzed