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Just went thru my spigot posts
I forgot this happened
this is a net postive for paper ๐
Papier
@warm anchori was in a dota vid lul, i was watching some ytber and i saw my name pop up in chat
im famous now
FAMOUS
DarkEyeFamous
Oh yeah, that changed something in me. Since that day I started to work very hard on both my own behavior and on making sure that paper never ends up that way.
https://youtu.be/Qw_y8zdoLA8?t=630 thats a me
A very serious DOTA 2 tutorial on how to win in DOTA 2 by playing smart.
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wtf
"Limited time offer for first-time Nitro users only. Subscription auto-renews for $9.99/month unless cancelled. "
Ah yes
Auto renew
Fuck that
As already said: Tencent back at it again.
I mean it can't auto-renew if you don't have a payment service configured
Can't you use that thing without a payment service?
They could just charge thru epic too
Well you can for sure use discord without credit card and I assume they'd do it through discord instead of via epic
Wow
how would they charge if there is no payment info ๐ต
imagine being baited to downloand and signup for epic game 
I had an epic account even before the store
Smh
And I don't mind the epic store at all
https://github.blog/2021-06-10-privilege-escalation-polkit-root-on-linux-with-bug/ this is why you use debian people

@waxen panther another point for Void, since it doesn't use systemd.
When does broccOS come out
Michale halp. CF pipeline has been running npm run lint for half an hour now, while locally it takes 20 seconds...
use yarn
Is that. An ETA. >:(
I swear if switching to yarn will fix it...
Larry hungry
Lmao, it just crashed. Cannot read property 'toString' of undefined
nodejs moment
๐ md5
reading the entire convo is so funny honestly
[10:21:57] <md_5> (This isn't made up either, recently I had someone from Greece thank me for that opportunity because it is helping his family there because their economy aint so hot right now)
vagdedes?
[10:32:36] <WifiSpy> Don't bother looking for my 5 accounts, I use a different VM, IP, and browser on each one.
im behind 5 proxies!
wow hes so nice. He gives you a free lead that he has at least 5 accounts
im using tor so no knowing who i em 
I don't really feel bad about anyone "leaking" or "pirating" plugins
Most of them are violating my copyright to make something that you could do that to ๐

I was pinned to my screen when that took place ^^
Dmca cause they break your copyright under the gpl ^^
Gonna fork hangar and make it only allow plugins that cost money.
Do you accept dogecoin?
No.
Only hard cash.
You're gonna have to come to the bridge that connects Central Europe and Balkan.
@ashen cliff Knows which one.
On top of it, what do you think I am?
a bridge troll
Fact bro.
Nah bro. Not cool. You're banned from KGBHangar.
noooo
Least strategic Albanian move. 
Uh
Weird
Are there bots that ping random IPs trying to find active Minecraft servers?
I receive hourly pings
I wonder in how many databases by server is
crawlers, spiders, spooky scary skeletons, are all after your ip bro
If find it... Interesting
yeah
also why you change default ssh ports and such
no real way of knowing what they want tho
Did you sign up for server list sites does do ping your server to see if it's online
Nope
could also use ssh keys and firewalling off critical services...
all ports are blocked by default tho lol
I don't really have anything to worry about except having to revert to a backup
I don't want to have a player whitelist tho
Free Discord Nitro on Epic Games Store 
Heh I knew it
Lmao
So it auto renew and charge after 3 months ? 
"it's free but you have to subscribe to our most expensive plan"
I mean, america is what forced this broken copyright system onto us
Is there a progress track for spigot 1.17?
Spigot doesn't believe in transperency
smh
We are a community and a team :)
im ready to get mini drunk
Nerds rule the world!
- Mini the mega nerd
Does server boosters get anything special or access to somethin special in here
a pink name
Animated emotes ?
anyone can do em
Just be no table smh
1.5) watch him releasing a spigot version for a pre-release candidate and ask everyone to PR him fixes otherwise he won't get the real deal out
totally hasn't happened in the past
runs

mini would you like to get swatted a pizza delivered on stream
Swatted with a belt
@limpid comet alll of me loves all of you love your curves and all your edges all your perfect imperfections give your all to me and ill give my all to you
yes please simple 
all I'm saying is that if someone want's to buy me something I wouldn't say no
Bribery
I'll buy you a paperchan body pillow
I never said I wouldn't take bribes
a

got it, its tuinity, purpur, and airplane
there's a lot more
yatopia too 
none of those are paper forks except for tuinity and purpur
Only those 3 you wanna actually look at tho
xoxoxoxo
How is Purpur a Paper fork but not Airplane?
ok let me FIND HIM
airplane forks off of tuinity
yatopia does too actually
Airplane forks 2NIT
so does Purpur ๐
no purpur forks off of paper and adds tuinity patches
Purpur forks of paper and side streams 2NIT
Cause it's billy
And cause billy dropped 2NIT stuff before
@twin lagoon ๐ 
ok well now that's just pedantic. It has every single on of Tuinity's patches and they're squashed into one as the first patch. Therefore all the actual Purpur patches are based on Tuinity
1 hour old ;)
it's still forking off of paper
Can't beat that
kinda weirdchamp, mini
yeah.... in that the submodule is Paper... but how is applying a bunch of patches on top of some software not forking it?

it's so he can upstream tuinity and paper independently
@minor badge hello MARI
josh uwu
helo
charlene ?
michael uwu

michael go work
Why? They cute
josh send cute snap
listen i'm sober and low rn i'm not taking selfies
! adorable
but youre CUTE 
i don't feel cute
what about her
she is good?
she is very good yes
Look at the penguins gooo
this is cursed
System.arraycopy(_fields, i + 1, _fields, i, _size-- - i-- - 1);
_size-- - i-- - 1

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@twin lagoon this is game changing
Dunno if it's a 1.17 thing or a hypixel thing but apparently inventories are kind of broken there
Emojis
Like, it randomly ignores that you clicked on a slot
Hopefully it's just a hypixel thing otherwise that's going to be fun
hm?
inventories had a pretty big refactor in 1.17
There are latency issues with inventory stuff on 1.17
oh yeah I recall something about clicking on empty slots not being sent anymore
Oh god
They removed the window ack packets and stuff
I thought they readded it
Like 10-20% of the clicks were being ignored on hypixel skyblock on this stream I'm watching, moving back to 1.16.5 client made it go away
It's basically unusable as-is
I only saw the client2server ack being removed, but I thought that wasn't too relevant anyway
Also, you call tell that agent is back on irc because somebody is reacting to hypixel pings ^^
lmao
wheres that from? looks like deobfuscated code lol
Nah, _ prefix or suffix is how some people in C++ would denote private
Apparently some people also brought that to Java, I think the standard library does that?
i think you're missing the point
hypixel does special stuff for inventories btw
who is Agent
so I would expect oddities around our implementation separate from 1.17 issues
i do block game things aurora

also thanks @cosmic raft
I never heard of you smh ๐ฆ
founder @ hypiel
he's an agent
@mental meadow Hypixel services/platform person iirc
ah
They work for fbi
his title changes each time I see him
no table
Been around since the start
and I'm on sabbatical for awhile so I've got time to kill
I still think about applying once in a while btw
I mean hypixel the MC server was sorta born on espernet
But work is mostly fine now
fuck your work mini
that's how codename and I got in touch with the hypixel youtubers
they still have not responded me
Your email to info@?
does hypickle still run on 1.8?
1.7 actually
I thought they were on 1.7
U run in 1.8
oof
The only thing I know about Hytale is that everyone that wants me to work for them is saying "the server is like hytale but not"
Hypixel uses paper for some stuff nowadays, smp is papee
Hello dear developers of the paper core. I wanted to ask - is there an estimated release date for the kernel?
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
Ask md5
Hypixel's application process makes me never want to apply :p
They basically started with 1.7 and implemented all the new stuff on their own ๐
shrug
Hey at least they are transperent kashike
yep that's basically how it happened Amaranth
Kernel 
GNU/Paper
okay thanks
Applying can be a mess elsewhere, hypixel and hytale give you structure
you're fine here kash, make the codes for us 
Will you also pay his rend DED?
Says the dude on sabbatical :P
i was hyped and then it died down and now i dont really care anymore lol
ded in a nutshell 
I am unpacking boxes at my new place
I mean, the scope just changed I guess, being fed with big boi money changes stuff
Hytale would've been like that gmod towers game
Extremely microtransactions and dead in 5 months
i'll go dislike all your minecraft video's kneny, dont taunt me
wtf rude
Maybe the art style will look nicer to me once it's done
yeah container transaction is :rip:
I only saw that window confirmation when checking wiki.vg, but I don't think that was up to date yet?
I don't think so
AgentK: is mastercontrol dead yet, or is that monster still alive and kicking? :p
wiki has been updated by bombardy now, manually having gone through packets, you should take it with a grain of salt 
it lives
unfortunately
:(
a lot of it's functionality has been gutted into various microservices
Oh, wait, let me go back in history then ๐
one day they'll actually swap the primary communication to go to the microservices then to MCP
but they're getting to the part where it's too closely coupled to effectively modularize
and I'm not on the MC team anymore to help, so that probably doesn't make it any better
lol
Was mastercontrol the thing you tried to find a memory leak for in a 80gb or smfh heap dump? I remember that
yep
heh
to this day still runs with a 200GB heap
running the core infrastructure behind hypixel
it's because of the way our backend works
that really does sound like a monster
Sounds like your standard enterprise java app
i will report you to the proper authorities for breaking the rule 7
Hey guys, a bit of a different type of update post than usual, this is the first post in the series of dev blogs that explain some of the back end workings of the server and how we handle/serve all our content to our players.
The primary goal of this technical update was to move the entire...
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you can see this for a simple summary of it :p
G1 last I checked myokan
oh christ
this still exists?
what does? :P
Quick load the page before he deletes it
Country Roads?
Take me home?
To the place?
i belong?
what java version? :P
WEST VIRGINIA
ELDEN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
uh
mountain mama?
Take me home
People were like: hytale gonna kill mc
Reality: mc dying of old age before hytale comes out

hire kash
Is this the real life?
No
Is this just fantasy?
bruh
queen ๐
Yas
I dont remember when or how but I memorized the entire lyrics of bohemian rhapsody
yea, hire kash
https://youtu.be/dEgGEoRcl_8 lmao this is gold
clueless Padme
Otamatone cover of Mr. Blue Sky by TheRealSullyG
ye, u wont regret
Thanks ded
I think I remember Microsoft saying on their acquisition that they wanted to let MC live for like 50 years or so, so still sometime left.
Minecraft 2
i just shuddered imagining us all being here in 50 years still talking shit in paper
according to coelho, yes 
if discord is still around by then
By the time Minecraft dies I'll be 68 lol
we'll just move back to irc
lol
full circle
no
Nah the world has at most 20 years left we dont have to worry about that timeline simple
illegal move
Go away
Finally I can make plugins all day when I retire
ok but what if oracle just drops java
its opensource
How long till 1.17
(See #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 361 hours...
Someone will pick it up
I want to update my server to 1.17 but how long till 1.17 paper
Probably kash
then that would be a better world
ok
No worries, I'll maintain it, ez /s
listen to the bot
imagine being 60 years old and you go to look at Paper PRs and you see a young 20 year old writing a PR patching smth you wrote 40 years ago when he was -20
forgive me for i have smoketh a lot of weed
but it sounded funny
"Who wrote this dumb code!"
"Oh, it's me from 35 years ago"
U can be negative age?
like, ur 60, hes 20. u wrote it 40 years ago when ur 20, but he's -20 40 years ago
yes
can somebody link be to some good resources to learn like the plugin messaging channel from spigot to bungee and back etc so I can send messages from spigot plugin to bungeecord one?
Then we can finally tell those young gamers to get off our Minecraft lawn
The home of Spigot a high performance, no lag customized CraftBukkit Minecraft server API, and BungeeCord, the cloud server proxy.
reject discord, embrace IRC
please use google. doesnt take much
Go back I want to be skype
gets added to 300 people group chat
i dont know who you are, but i like you already
I'll buzzer ur shit
(See #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 362 hours...
it's like you hate us...
What would you rather we do
I mean evan m
How did u get 2 weeks can you show ur math
Ur a nerd si.ple
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lol
yeah mana
I dont know english
fucking idiot
yea mana, just need to know your math

The cursed emote
Since when bro u didnt even include minutes
How u supposed to find hours without minutes
WAT
MY LIFE IS A LIE
(See #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 363 hours...
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quick question sry
guys how much will it take until we appreciate the effort put into keeping papermc awesome thx
Hey pencil, how many times have people asked when 1.17 will be released?
(See #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 364 hours...
364, thats alot
I think now, most of them are actually people who (annoyingly) want to see the current number
one more and it will make a year (I think idk)
Instead of just searching for the message and seeing the last one
...
days != hours...
LMAO
And itโs hours not days
seems like someone needs to go back to math class instead of playing minecraft
Meth class
did i forget to put the /s in there
Rite

bruh

Do you have an eta of when will 1.8 will stop be played by players ? ๐
Today
1.8 pvp > 1.16 pvp
no pvp > pvp
After projects like Via and PS die. 
Creative building world
no p > p
Be the change you want to see the word wants to see
Wat do fook elden ring January 21st 2022
That's why we only support 1.16+.
For sure 
It's nice seeing the whole server list just magically change from 1.8 to 1.15 back when we forced 1.15. 
lol
discord.gift/BgUJSsmxMeZFyrq9dn9AWG6q Here take it.. I dont want it, its a epic games deal that i took for fun
wut
it doesn't work for some reason
hmm
guess some bot nabbed it
Have you had ntiro before?
nope
ah.. well idk then
it just says sad trombone
Sorry :/
100% true
yeah
i just dont like being that one guy who only types in animated emojis
Ganache
Iโll snipe you
Take aim
ik but its an epic games deal that anymore can get so im just posting it bcs why tf not :D
Get a bunch. Enjoy lifetime free nitro
When should PaperMC 1.17 be out
(See #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 352 hours...
I can't wait to see all of the ... has been compiled by a more recent version of the Java Runtime
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
they're already here
"Pls help me with this error I'm not a JavaScript programmer"
Where can I get the cat rol?
If ONLY they linked the twitter posts.
Looks like the same BS people did with Discord. Just add some funny looking code to the image, to trigger the antivirus.
Good times.
hurdur here download this malicious program so i can download a malicious image from steam
That site made one of those "you have won" popups happen when I was scrolling on mobile lmao
Site talking about malware
best part is still Paper advertising itself as stupid
lol #paper-github I only clicked the edit button on a file there and it automatically created the fork
... I guess that's a sign I should do it
sadge
github doesn't enable issues for forks by default
Can't create a "dew it" issue

kneny in development team but hasnt made a single pr 
Discord moment
Empty PRs bro.
kneny is above PRs
Yes. He will now force push to master.
viapaper
๐ฝ ๐ฉ

ive paypal'd them like 60 USD already and they haven't gotten back to me
Good. Keep waiting.
It's been a month :/
For another 60 USD we can send you KGBPaper 1.17.
a month? You got scammed, dude. 1.18.7 came out yesterday
piss...
I sure do love sending you guys my US dollars though...
Maybe if I send another bundle...
so much fun here i see
I asked them about but all they said was "XD" in the form of emojis.
What does that acronym mean? "X-tra Development"?
yes
stop
I kinda guessed.
Xfinity dick
Xfinity Dick makes sense I guess.
Is this a complaint about a lack of kerning?
It keeps me up at night
Guys does port forwarding ruin your WiFi. I port forwarded not so long ago and now my wifi is being shit. Iโm not really a technical guy
It does not; that no sense even make
My discord keeps crashing for some reason every time I send a message
Ok
Okay chill out
Stupid fast
bein very rude over here
Tried to tell me I got scammed when 1.18.7 is a legit version smh
Ur trolls are trash and you should feel bad
Oh I know why itโs being shit wifi, a huge error happened in the uk where I am causing routers to be shit
I heard about that but I didn't actually pay attention
Yeah
People took out their 5g chips so wifi signal got shit
Funniest paper chat
Fact bro.
Down detector pog
I hope you already check #share-your-pc Idriz bro!
Major things are down again 
"Ur trolls are trash and you should feel bad"
you use pokimane emotes so i don't take you seriously.
Yeah I'd say we are.
haha funny pokimane so wholesome haha
You're being very not wholesome rn
your queen would never bully people in a discord chat
Yeah. About that. 

fr fr no update still
no
Md5 is sleeping
really? ๐
Yeah just checked my cam
Should be up at that point.
the real issue is why is there a cat channel and not a dog channel
if you're a bro
The real real issue is there is a taco channel but no burger channel
or a hotdog channel
how often do you take pictures of your best bro
Daily bro.
Every night before you kiss him goodnight and tuck him in
bro loves that 
What does that have to do with taking pics with the bros
uh.
I mean, I rarely take pics of my bros when we do shit
Why would I take pics of my best bro who i'd live with?
You have to take pictures before and after Cat.
I think that's the part you fail to understand.
So you can remember the night in the morning after the killer hangover bro
not drinking with a doggo bro
Did I ask?
Damn krusic
doggo bro = best bro
That's a no.
Can someone post a picture of a prison?
https://youtu.be/fMr4Qm5ZWrI
Lol. The actual Windows YouTube channel posted this today.
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11 minutes worth of startup sounds.
thanks i hate it
Sorry for the error in English!
I would like to clear a doubt and who can help me, I appreciate it.
I wonder if by chance the vanilla version gives a 16 and 17 of Minecraft is heavy?
In my view I think Minecraft vanilla is heavy or am I wrong?
Sorry for the error in English but I'm using Google translator to ask this question.
You're asking if vanilla 1.17 is heavier than vanilla 1.16?
Overall there isn't much difference in server performance between the two versions, at least from what I've seen
Lol that translation
does anyone know a login queue plugin that works
I wanted to know why I felt since launch I realized that it has multiplied process?
confirmation bias
hello
what's the minecraft version that uses less cpu?
probably some alpha or pre alpha version
1.8 beta
old_alpha rd-123311 is the oldest version in the client
1.6.4, last moderately stable mc release :3
and 1.14
well yeah 1.13 and up
well yeah but who needs features when you can focus on performance as the only metric
I meant that 1.14 borked it even more :)
just strip out 99% of the features and play old_alpha rd-123311
i'm sure even a fridge could play that
<@&748618676189528155> - advertising - message above mine
WOW BRO
They've put that in a number of channels
classic phishing attempt
lol
they are yeet'd and all message deleted dont worry. @high niche
scam the weebs
it appears magic sulu got them all
no that's the classic CSGO scam
Hey,
does anybody have an idea how to format an unquoted JSON-String to a parsable one?
This String is the result of a Player-Head texture {textures:{SKIN:{url:""http://textures.minecraft.net/texture/30ae3d50642379e98a64d4a06bb4ef94a34b4786da3784a930d9346ec6113d2""}}}
But there are missing quotes around the objects like url.
uh, how about parsing valid json?
AKA why are you trying to parse invalid json to begin with - why is it invalid
Super off-topic question, but is RISC faster (than x86) because the optimizations can be made at compile-time rather than by the CPU at runtime?
Bye Josh
oof
So why is RISC faster, then?
when cpu is 100% but tps is 18-20
100% efficiency, no wasted power ๐
true
seems legit
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
thanks
Beta 1.9 uses 0% cpu
the heck are you doing on the server
running it on a celeron 1037u
oh lol
and tnt boom
Unpopular opinion: Plexmap upgraded performance, but downgraded visual appeal. ๐ฆ
I'm not sure that's an unpopular opinion
๐คทโโ๏ธ I use neither it nor dynmap. Go make it a theme system if you want๐คทโโ๏ธ
you can change the icons
it's literally just a webmap version of the minecraft map, there's no visual appeal either way with the goal being simplicity
Me and the bois
who made the server icon?
me
how plz lmao
magic
This is what i made for my server and is popo
can i get 1.17 paper or no?
banned
ur banned ok bye
i just got paper a week ago
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
chill kyle
โค๏ธ ok
imagine banning people
imagine
whats eta
Estimated time
ok
oh, thats what im going to ask for
so you gota wait for updates on paper bc they gota do work for it
nice (?
yes and plugins also have to update
no u
is there mod so people dont update mc then have to download older version?
for people that dont know how
viaversion
well its a plugin
ya
Hey @little kernel and @lime oak please don't threaten people with bans like that, it doesn't help us build a great community here! ๐
ok thx
oh no
don't do that either
loool
Wait Legends of Tomorrow did a Crisis on Infinite Earths?
Oh it was another story split across all the CW shows
Yep. Large mess
Yeah that was awhile back wasn't it?
december '19
Ya
yea they did fix it, so now it actually works 
kinda makes me wonder if they will be willing to unblock old servers if they comply tho
with CISC, instructions complete in a different amount of time varying on the instruction, you could have ops which take 1 cycle, could have some which take 4, etc, with RISC, 1 instruction generally equal one cycle last I knew, unless there was some chips doing funky stuff, so, yea, instructions complete "faster" on the basis that you know how long an instruction is gonna take, but, you also need more instructions to do something
Lol. where have you been for the past year?
I gave up on all the CW shows
How come?
I love Legends of Tomorrow. I love the humor in it but I hate that they got rid of Ray Palmer (The Atom)
yea i was a idiot i had my bypass address in my server list 
so i thought bypass still worked
but yea my domain got unblacklisted today as you can see from that twitter 
too bad they didnt do my other domain or the entry without the wildcard...
(See #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 354 hours...
Please don't trigger the bot just to bump the count ๐
You were just yesterday commenting about the 1-17 channel, so you already had this info, so my only conclusion ...
Please someone send the :foxspinX: emoji u_u
there is no reason to not use all 4 unless your usage case is for 4 separate servers with 1 ocpu each
or you plan to get out of free tier and actually utilize more
just take all 4
1 is not going to cut it for MC
think of cores as pipelines
the server uses multiple threads on its own, as well as other things like plugins using async tasks
You can remove the instance anytime you want and readd it (You just cant change region on free tier )
minecraft is single cored, mostly, not servers
You either shove all that work down one pipeline, or, multiple
having only 1 core means all the traffic goes down 1 pipeline, 2, 2 pipelines, etc
I can already tell you that it can handle server with 10~20 players no issue @cerulean plume
nothing too crazy like SciCraft though

here is my glorious timing when we tried to crash it 
https://timings.aikar.co/?id=14a142949f42468f81bdb49613a2abdd
Aikar's Timings Viewer - View Timings v2 reports from Paper and Sponge
Not for long with that 8 digit password of yours
now it's a base for cryptomining
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sounds like the kinda thing people get paid a lot of money to prevent
great way to be on oracle's life time ban list 
eternity will report u straight to larry ellison himself
bluely you joining the oracle cult too? 
idk i might have to
this 400gb of zip files wont get rid of itself
i could split up 200gb/200gb on oracle and my home server
sftp? 
Hey guys, forgive my stupid question but is anyone aware of any JVM arguments or hacks that can reduce any sort of ram overhead from the JVM itself? Don't care about long-term stability or anything, provided it launches and seems to run relatively ok for a while. The hackier the better. Thanks
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"The hackier the better" is something you seldomly hear
For context, I'm trying to run a minecraft server on the least amount of ram as possible. Currently down to 160mb.
man these summer host are trying so hard
Must be official mojang jar-based.
it's a joke about how summer host oversells and will try their best to allocate as little RAM as possible so they can stuff more server in one machine @cerulean plume
This is entirely for a personal challenge haha, not trying to run any sort of scams
most summer host starts with xms 128M so yeah 
xms 128m, what about xmx?
well that will depend on how much you pay me!
why not just use 1G ?
1<128
Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs
For some reason it takes quite long to load for me, but https://aikar.co/2018/07/02/tuning-the-jvm-g1gc-garbage-collector-flags-for-minecraft/
That won't load for me either
I gave up and made this one day: https://github.com/TwoLeggedCat/pages/blob/main/flags.md
For me yeah, but it takes quite some time, idk why
FF appeared to time out one day so I just left curl alone for a while and then converted to markdown
ok as in safe, yes
nothing intentionally broken or intentionally kept broken in favor of performance, but issues come up there fairly commonly
lol ur right
no haven't tried it lol
have you tried it before?
@cerulean plume
Vip or Vip+
Oh and one of my fans from my discord server said he was gonna get my MVP++ but I told him it wasn't worth it, and to get me just VIP+
They're gonna try to buy me it soon
man yall got fans??
https://www.tiktok.com/@notable.noah?lang=en
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PaperMC onlyfans when?
ew
iirc one of their first messages in paper was begging for no table role
idk it feels weird to call people "my fans"
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you should meat dartyrealm
pog tiktok famous person
๐ funny
who do you think will get their update out first, Spigot or Paper?
how many sponsor you get? like 50 for that kinda of following?
i wonder who will be first 
Spigot, by definition. Paper doesn't start till Spigot does
I will bet you $50 that spigot will come out first
good to know
Who will be more stable first is a different question
fair enough lol
i had 70 plugins on my server, im gonna be waiting a while lol

thanks zombie, sorry im new here lol
probably true, but at least possible Paper patches stuff faster ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hello, how's everyones day going?
it's going
~350 people according to @upbeat falcon
thats quite exact info XD
oh 355 now
(See #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 356 hours...
it started at 200 but people asked before it started counting ๐คทโโ๏ธ
well sulu make it accurate 
oh 160?
~300
thats still alot
when has it gone down lol
im just waiting for it to come out so I can finally find out who is using a nuker client on my server XD
yeah I saw you eval the first iteration
possibly?
LOL wtf then
who wrote the bot
simple answear, the bot is gaining free will XD
sulu @static badge
ah well that explains it all
We are doomed, Pencil Bot has gained self awareness
you sure it wasn't co-authored by z750?
oof
oh sheit



what are you notable for?
asking for the no table role
https://www.mineplex.com/members/notablenoah.186525/
There are no messages on notablenoah's profile yet. Show Ignored Content. Following 1 ยท view all ยท GuitarHero_King. User Minecraft Info. Characters. Java.
./google term:notablenoah
(though Discord should just let you type that out as /google term but whatever)
yeah, its not just for anyone notable for anything
I am notable too if you look me up by username ๐
so are most people who aren't named "bob"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikaru_Sulu
Sulu is a part of the Sulu Archipelago, which stretches from the tip of the Zamboanga Peninsula on the north to the island of Borneo in the south. The main island
literally did it lol
the most famous sulu probably
I honestly expected Sulu from Star Trek to come up
that is what showed up
well, the link is.
idk what the description is talking about
sulu's bot is bad apparently
oh lol
you have to be extra notable. not even my majestic beard is enough to get me into that exclusive clubhouse
leaf must of left because no one's insulting sulu rn
wtf brocco mom also in my contact wtf wtf
not in this community? did you read what we said?
Reminder for DiscordBot: when will paper 1.17 be ready?
hehe, I wonder who set that one
LOL
,remind @unkempt drift 1d stop forgetting about setting reminders
no
you're already no table for that now
god you're annoying
guys come on... i kinda gotta get the notable role.. look at my name and like im some what notable
I think the role is earned and not asked.
Oh
The maintainer will give you as it seem fit 
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i heard if you ping zzzCat for it he'll grant it. he's so lovable like that
runs away
lol
Billy!
multiple times ping needed tho
Rip
alright, a PaperMC inspector will be by your home to confirm lack of table within the next 3-5 business years
did you know hamood spelled backwards is hamood
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@swift root
(See #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 358 hours...
yikes...
dear @void void , if you know you shouldn't be asking, please don't ask. seriously, it's annoying
I have a guess this guys gonna be gone sooner rather than later
!warn @void void Trolling uselessly will get you nowhere!
:raised_hands: Warned obama#2020 (Trolling uselessly will get you nowhere!) [1 total infraction] -- Larry#6086.
haha he funny
Just want to log that I'm telling you this... for later.
just stop
we didnt know ๐ฎ
yeah
either that or ur gonna get ban soon

or another kick idk ๐คทโโ๏ธ
what a weird dog
kashike I have a question
how did Quilt decide you would get to post the pineapple in the pineapple channel? did you draw it?
kashike owns the quilt guild
oooh fancy
I heard the scribble story but didn't know who drew it
no idea which person drew it haha
because someone was typing ๐คทโโ๏ธ whatever
Yeah I think they were getting ready to talk about the battlepass.
why are u asking then
Hahahaha okay this gave me way too much joy for some reason
.java16
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Is it though kash

do yall remember long ago when it was a pain to update everything to 1.12 or one of those versions? dang this feels more complicated than that time lol
prob thinking of 1.8
yeahh
sup pimple
hi bby
the main issue now is because microsoft forces bedrock users to use the latest version
only java existed back then so yeah
extra layer of spicy confusion
yup
Hi gimple
anyone here use Cloudflare spectrum for their mc server?





ban them

