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vernal moth
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This is so cursed

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Lmao

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I love it

wispy blade
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LMAO

rustic valve
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Needs more shrek

wispy blade
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nah fam

fallow oak
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How do i become a bot

waxen panther
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use irc

limber knotBOT
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IRC. Not even once. I tried it one time and now I'm a bot forever.

golden gust
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well, if you're AI, it's gonna take a good while looking for the I

unique nova
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Am I the only one that has realized the new sugarcane texture of 1.17??? Not even the minecraft wiki has updated to it

potent fossil
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genius really fucked their website

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it was much better before this redesign lol

meager tusk
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Didn't ask + you suck

potent fossil
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do not bully mari idriz

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i swear to god i will turn this car around

wispy blade
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do not bully idriz mari

golden gust
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mari

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eat shit

potent fossil
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.kill catg

limber knotBOT
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stabs catg in the heart a few times with a corkscrew.

potent fossil
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whatever

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close enough

wispy blade
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wtf making mari eat rug poop

plain thunder
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Anyone has a link to view how far spigot's progress is on the 1.17 builds? i cant seem to find anything other than this popup

potent fossil
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.eta

limber knotBOT
golden gust
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She was eating an Alabama hot pocket

potent fossil
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replace Paper with Spigot and replace the link with spigotmc.org shrug_animated

plain thunder
potent fossil
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bc they are not publishing any

golden gust
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Becuase they don't post any

potent fossil
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it is ready when it is ready.

golden gust
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We know as much as you do

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they post in the exact same places as usual

upbeat falconBOT
potent fossil
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not the place to find a dev

golden gust
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Read the rules, this is not the place for solicitation

potent fossil
late coral
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kk

plain thunder
potent fossil
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I wonder if I like, need "orgeat" for a mai tai

plain thunder
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wow ok

potent fossil
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indeed they do not

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thats their prerogative

potent fossil
void void
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i changed my username and my data is lost in my own paper server what can i do

potent fossil
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turn on online mode

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go manually copy the player data, i guess

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other than that, good luck

plain thunder
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btw anyone has any idea on how to protect my server if i decide to use bungeecord?

potent fossil
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Follow the firewall tutorial.

plain thunder
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hm ok

potent fossil
wanton mesa
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!sand

potent fossil
wanton mesa
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Sand dump

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Is fixed?

olive marlin
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.sanddupe

limber knotBOT
potent fossil
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Lol

wanton mesa
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Oh thx

plain thunder
potent fossil
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See the shared hosting subsection

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I recommend BungeeGuard.

wanton mesa
potent fossil
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Estimated Time (of) Arrival

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It means asking when 1.17 will be out

wanton mesa
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Oh thx

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πŸ™

upbeat falconBOT
void void
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||Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang||

potent fossil
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Witch Doctor is a good song

golden gust
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another classic

potent fossil
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lmao

pastel pivot
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In two hours I'm finally getting vaccinated. 😍

potent fossil
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woooooooooooooooo!

void void
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which one

waxen panther
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im still a month+ away PepeHands

potent fossil
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i wish the speediest of time passing until you are all fully vaccinated Sadge πŸ™

pastel pivot
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biontech pfizer comirnaty

potent fossil
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i got pfizer

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1st shot was fine, 2nd was killer just ask @warm anchor PepeLa

void void
vernal moth
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I need a good way to create PDFs in Java, preferably via html, anyone have any good ideas?

worn ember
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i got nothing kekwhyper

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PDF format is a true bitch

vernal moth
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I got biontech too, first shot on Tuesday, no reaction, let's hope second shot is fine

void void
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not really important but travertine doesnt really exist anymore soo…

worn ember
vernal moth
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Project is too late to go thru sales to purchase smth am am afraid

potent fossil
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first shot was nbd for pfizer but second shot has been the consistent asskicker for just about everyone

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it's a good ass kicking though

worn ember
vernal moth
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Saw that, iText is agpl or sales team

golden gust
worn ember
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well ig you can go cry in the corner then kekwhyper

vernal moth
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Lgpl I can work with, let's see

waxen panther
golden gust
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if you google theres one or two which seems to look potentially useful, but, most of them seem to be paid or "3 years ago I needed to get this done and I did so I dropped the source for the lib here but haven't used it since"

olive marlin
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Just render html and pipe it through pandoc. /s

worn ember
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imagine wanting to deal with pdf spec

waxen panther
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wanting
job

worn ember
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plants dont speak

waxen panther
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neither can dota players

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😁

worn ember
waxen panther
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me when i own ded epically & with style

worn ember
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@ mods, hello i'd like to report a crime

vernal moth
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This usecase is really stupid too

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Its two PDFs on our website

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That have like data protection info and shit

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But like, we also have a website that has the info

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But somebody claims that legal claims that gov mandates a PDF

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And am like, fuck you all

waxen panther
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sounds pepega enough to be a real thing]

pastel pivot
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lol for a second I though md has updated when I opened the spigot website, but it was just md removing the top recruitment post.

worn ember
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scammed

potent fossil
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Are Nonexistant

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What the fuck the fastly shit yesterday was ONE DUDE?

wide chasm
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"Let me just toggle this... Wait why did it go down?"

potent fossil
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Well, it was valid PepeLa

waxen panther
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what'd he do

potent fossil
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not sure exactly, all we know is he pushed "a valid configuration change" and an "undiscovered bug" took down the whole network when he did that PepeLa

waxen panther
worn ember
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ah yes undiscovered bugs are a pain

candid nest
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Elllo

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Soo im here to ask when is papermc coming in 1.17?

upbeat falconBOT
potent fossil
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.wa (340 / 24) / 7

limber knotBOT
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potent fossil
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Nice, y'all have delayed Paper a whole 2 weeks

wispy blade
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GG

ashen cliff
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Can the bot count already?

potent fossil
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Ye

ashen cliff
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1.17 when?

upbeat falconBOT
ashen cliff
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VERY GOOD.

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I'm not sorry for what I did, but I'm sorry I had to do it.

potent fossil
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I'm not sorry either, the higher the counter the longer core team gets to chill before updating 😎

worn ember
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silk gyro
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Does anyone know of a plugin that allows you to set a title on the player list? Trying to find one that works but they're all obsolete.

potent fossil
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TAB?

silk gyro
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Perfect. Thanks, lmao.

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I guess there's a premium version?

potent fossil
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Yeah I don't know where he sells it

minor badge
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mcm

potent fossil
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mcmarket i guess

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idk what it even gives

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oh, ok, just extras

silk gyro
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I guess the free version is fine then (if i literally just want a title) .-.

vernal bone
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The repo for the free version contains the source code for the premium too, you just have to change a boolean to true irlul

potent fossil
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free version is probably more than fine

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but if you want more then buy it

silk gyro
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Alright well thanks! πŸ˜„

vernal bone
potent fossil
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yea i saw it

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idk what he means trash talks, i dont have any issue with his plugin

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oh well, even if you can compile it, i'd still buy it to support the guy. it's a good plugin and it works well

limpid comet
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+1 for TAB

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bought it after compiling since, funnily enough, it was the only plugin that could do scoreboard well enough to my needs

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api is at least semi non-trash so its the only clear winner imo

worn ember
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WOW

limpid comet
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what is ded mad about this time

worn ember
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im not mad

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im WOWing

golden gust
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It's DED

worn ember
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well actually i'm hangry

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i need food

ashen cliff
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Good bro.

void void
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PENIS

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That is my final message

potent fossil
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Nice

void void
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Now i will vanish

potent fossil
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It probably won't get you banned though so, whatever, pretty tame

ashen cliff
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Epic. They left.

potent fossil
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Everything went better than expected.

ashen cliff
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Way better.

cedar spade
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10/10, proceeded to post two messages after "final" message

potent fossil
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Some of those kids seem to think there's like a war between paper and spigot and that coming here to try to get banned is admirable lmao

solid meteor
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I am netherite

potent fossil
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That's the vibe I get off of them in the Spigot disc

solid meteor
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:>

worn ember
cedar spade
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We should all type random body parts in all caps

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EYES

worn ember
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THICC THIGHS

olive marlin
waxen panther
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bro yatopia joined the server πŸ˜‚ 🀣

worn ember
vernal moth
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Ayyy my PDF shit works

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And it's much better than what they wrote in the ticket

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Not using the shitty fucked legacy cms

worn ember
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is that tinymce?

vernal moth
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But our new cms, I can just throw a wysiwyg at them, create placeholders for them and then resolve them on server and create a pdf

vernal moth
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Ye, but the placeholder plugin is mine

worn ember
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noice

vernal moth
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Yeah, directus <3

potent fossil
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<3

rustic valve
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ewww

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Gibberish words

fleet scroll
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how do i port forward?

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any good tuturials

vernal moth
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And all via a nice rest API

rustic valve
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Take the port

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Point it forwards

vernal moth
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I think I deserve lunch now

worn ember
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wait wtf i'm in this dudes video xD

vernal moth
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My boss saw that I took tomorrow of and was like, Jo, client isn't happy that you took Friday off, just fyi, but enjoy ya free day πŸ˜‚

charred sleet
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lmao

rustic valve
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I know of many port-forwarding tutorials. Amazingly, not a single one is what I'd call "good".

limber knotBOT
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because you can't write a good one as every router is different

rustic valve
limber knotBOT
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just use UPNP tools (e.g. Beacon or a plugin) and hope it works

vernal moth
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Client should know better, I don't work on Fridays

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I to them, oh btw, am out tomorrow, to many hours

limber knotBOT
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lol

rustic valve
vernal moth
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And they like, Jo, I got 300+ hours too

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Well, sucks to be you I guess, I value my free time, smh

rustic valve
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"Will I get paid overtime?"

vernal moth
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So if this project fails (release on 23th), I'll blame you guys

limber knotBOT
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well they value money more than their free time Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

worn ember
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client is always unhappy

vernal moth
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I do get paid overtime, they don't

limber knotBOT
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they... don't? oof

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why would you work overtime then lmao

rustic valve
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das illeeegaaaaaall

limber knotBOT
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prolly 'murican

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runs

worn ember
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nah, you're not required to pay overtime, but you obviously cant force overtime

vernal moth
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It's really fucked, it's not overtime, we all on flexible working hours. If I go over 50, my workers council kills me and forces me to go back to 30. If they go over 50, once in a quarter it gets reset to 50

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Benefit of working at the IT child company

worn ember
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so if you work more you gotta work less?

limber knotBOT
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is that even legal? thonk

vernal moth
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Well, over time is: boss says you have to work more, we gotta finish this. Flexible working hours is: I wanna stay longer to finish this

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So you basically work more than you have to, but it's not over time

worn ember
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just work nighttimes in the weekend for 180% salary increase

limber knotBOT
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"I wanna stay longer to finish this because my boss asked me to but they understand if I go home, they'll just be dissapointed"?

rustic valve
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On a technicality. You can work more in one period than in another period, as long as the total hours doesn't overflow a certain amount in another, but larger, period.

At least that's how it works over here.

vernal moth
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So yeah, I think it's legal to cut down those hours, it's obviously a dick move

vernal moth
worn ember
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my sister doesnt get paid overhours but its almost impossible to finish work in the working hours

limber knotBOT
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simple: just don't finish it and go home?

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they can't fire you so Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

worn ember
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and she works with people so you obviously cant just ditch them

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and they know this

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really scummy people those board members

limber knotBOT
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who would voluntarily work with people? thonk

worn ember
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not me for sure

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i hate people

limber knotBOT
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I thought the goal of work was to get away from people (your family)

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runs

worn ember
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especially if their name starts with phoenix

limber knotBOT
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thank god that's not my real name then ;P

vernal moth
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I got tricked today, ignored calls by somebody cause they are annoying and I didn't have the mental capacity to deal with them, so they started a telco with somebody else, and that somebody else then called me

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Fucking traitors, smh

limber knotBOT
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lol

mossy vessel
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Imagine someone calling you

limber knotBOT
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wtf, I just now noticed that the latest win10 update added a weather thing into the taskbar

vernal moth
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It's via Skype, my normal work phone I haven't touched in years

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I did shut that one up when some contractor started annoying me

mossy vessel
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Everything over here goes via mail

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Luckily, so I can reply whenever I want lol

vernal moth
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I luckily have a position in the company where I can just ignore emails, calls and meetings and interpret features my way and stuff and get away with it

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Cause my work is respected

mossy vessel
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That explains why our proceedings take several years to go thru for a simple cause kappa

potent fossil
vernal moth
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Coincidence ^^

limber knotBOT
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is your name simple? :P

potent fossil
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on irc yes

limber knotBOT
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no, it's simpleauthority

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no its simple

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.>

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cheater

golden gust
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it's simple, we kill the batman

limber knotBOT
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Good morning

potent fossil
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henlo

worn ember
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its your fault for having such a simple name

potent fossil
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better than a name like DarkEyeDragon

worn ember
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its very cool

worn ember
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thats not a dragon bruh

limber knotBOT
worn ember
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my sister finally moved out
Rooms++

untold copper
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epic

olive marlin
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Can someone read Go a bit? I feel like I'm missing something and I need to debug why a tool doesn't work and panics trying to run git fetch.

potent fossil
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Well, you'd think they'd come report it to the actual server but it appears they're probably making money off of not doing so

ashen cliff
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Go to keep that money flowing bro.

golden gust
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it probably does

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fun

olive garden
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Paper is ruining jobs!!!!

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*Stealing our jobs

void void
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Should I accept it?

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I'm not in any servers with them

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And we don't share any friends

vernal moth
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Then don't

void void
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Why

vernal moth
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Or so accept and ask them who they are

void void
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Think of the interesting conversations

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Well im gonna accept it whats the worst they could do

vernal moth
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Send nudes from cat

void void
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Wth

ashen cliff
void void
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When 1.17 will come in papermc @golden gust

untold copper
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...

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.eta

limber knotBOT
potent fossil
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SIgh

mossy vessel
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"Don't ping", PINGS

proud lance
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is the 1.17 height update part of part 2 or part 1

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its part 2 right?

potent fossil
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any terrain changes are part 2

proud lance
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okay just checking

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couldn't remember

meager tusk
ashen cliff
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Fact!

golden gust
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!kick @void void Read the rules

thorny flickerBOT
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:raised_hands: Kicked kk telugu gamer#2459 (Read the rules) [1 total infraction] -- electronicboy#8869.

potent fossil
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pets cat

mental meadow
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rgood morning

potent fossil
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hi aurora uwu

limber knotBOT
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Hello, Cat

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you stink

waxen panther
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x

golden gust
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hey proxi, ur ad

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bad*

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wow

limber knotBOT
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Ironic, isn't it?

viral ruin
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Sick burn πŸ˜‚

golden gust
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not as ironic as those shoes with that shirt

rustic valve
tight root
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when will papermc release 1.17

untold meadow
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.eta

limber knotBOT
rustic valve
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When will you get the boot

mental meadow
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buut

golden gust
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hehe, butt

mental meadow
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not yours

potent fossil
chrome quest
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Does Spigot have an ETA for when they'll release a 1.17 version?

upbeat falconBOT
twin lagoon
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no

chrome quest
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Are they waiting for Bukkit to make one?

potent fossil
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Click the link.

chrome quest
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Since when?

mental meadow
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2013 or 14?

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smth like that

chrome quest
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Okay.

mental meadow
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well they are different things

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more or less

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but all maintained by md5

ashen cliff
golden gust
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spigot maintains their own fork of craft/bukkit, and apply spigot patches ontop of that

mental meadow
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and we do the same with spigot

potent fossil
ashen cliff
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Perc 30.

potent fossil
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Oh, not sure I want that KEKWHYPER

ashen cliff
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You do.

meager tusk
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Fact!

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Slovenians would know all about drugs.

worn ember
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banging out to Netsky and working on RTP is da wae

mental meadow
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shouldn't you be frying

wind geyser
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shouldn't I be dying?

golden gust
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The fact that dogs die shoul be made illegal

potent fossil
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We're all dying, some of us are just further along than others

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But yea, we're all terminal

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No exceptions

mental meadow
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i'm already dead inside

meager tusk
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Ok?

wind geyser
meager tusk
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Don't be then?

golden gust
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You look it on the outside too

meager tusk
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Oof

mental meadow
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i know

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it's slowly getting out

golden gust
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Aurora, did you fall from heaven?

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||coz ur face looks all forms of mashed up||

meager tusk
wind geyser
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can someone tell me how to eat a plate of oatmeal?

potent fossil
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oki bai

golden gust
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The trick to oatmeal is to make it with the correct amount of liquids

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that way it scrapes off easier into the trash

obtuse jasper
worn ember
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i still got 4 days to learn some node, ez

meager tusk
ashen cliff
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Bro.

golden gust
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Not the best

ashen cliff
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People actually eat non Argeta stuff.

golden gust
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Everybody knows that the best budget food is liquid potatos

worn ember
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i heard street cat is quite cheap too

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just yoink one

wind geyser
golden gust
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Rice is not an approved and distributed substance by our bountiful and loving soviet government

toxic harbor
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Damn looking at my old messages here I really see how foolish and naive I used to be.

rustic valve
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Down with the Union

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Don’t worry, you still are.

toxic harbor
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Yes

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That is also true

worn ember
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Death to Union
Long live Intersection

golden gust
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DED

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I will shit on your rug

worn ember
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jokes on you, my entire floor is a rug

rustic valve
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You’re a cat. You already have.

worn ember
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wait

rustic valve
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Also, that’d require you to get up off your ass and stop sleeping πŸ™„

golden gust
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DED, i hope you're the type of person who leaves your clothes around on the floor

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that way I can turn the place into a real life version of mine sweeper

toxic harbor
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Now that is a quite original threat

rustic valve
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What if he enjoys minesweeper

potent fossil
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I know DED, he's not intelligent enough to enjoy minesweeper

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neither am I for that matter

worn ember
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i also run around on bare feet

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this wont be fun

rustic valve
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Minesweeper is incredibly fun. Would recommend

worn ember
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it took me like 15 years to figure out how to play minesweeper

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i just pressed buttons and would die

wispy blade
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Lol

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it took me just a couple days from the first time playing it

toxic harbor
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Can relate until I actually read the rules

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Then it just became tedious to play honestly

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It gets stale rather quickly

rustic valve
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Been some time. I can’t remember if the numbers represent safe or unsafe cells anymore. But it’s pretty basic once you run a match or two.

toxic harbor
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It tells how many mines are near it

golden gust
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number represents unsafe

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"safe" areas are fill cleared pretty much

toxic harbor
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Sometimes I wonder if minesweeper is really deterministic. I often felt there are sometimes situations I just have to guess 50/50 where the mine is

golden gust
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it's basically a mixture of luck and intution

worn ember
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intution

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i haf a lot of intution

lusty elm
meager tusk
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there's a rule to minesweeper???

golden gust
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as already said, the # is the # of mines in a radius

meager tusk
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no...

golden gust
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Yes

meager tusk
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I've always just played it as a 50/50

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wtf

golden gust
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lol

meager tusk
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i'd click one and hope the next one is fine

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and that's it

olive marlin
meager tusk
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This is the best approach to things.

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@ashen cliff Can confirm.

olive marlin
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Bro!

rustic valve
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Does sound realistic.

worn ember
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if explode u ded

ashen cliff
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Fact bro.

wispy blade
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nooo i dont wanna become darkeyedragon

worn ember
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Wtf. It's great to be me

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I watched Loki and I'm more confused than before lol

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Well the first episode

lusty elm
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oh! right! i forgot that had started already

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i guess it's a disney+ thing? as disney now owns.. basically everything

waxen panther
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Disney have owned Marvel for ages lol

lusty elm
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2009, i think

worn ember
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lol imagine paying disney

wispy blade
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true

lusty elm
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imagine giving disney money ShiftyEyes

wispy blade
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just freeloading off my sister's acc B)

worn ember
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thats the way

void void
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im going to do a crazy thing, try to host a 1.17 vanilla server in a celeron 1037u, will it burn?

waxen panther
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yes

worn ember
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but does it blend?

tropic flame
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I've run stuff in an AMD Athlon from 2004 just fine, you'll be ok

wispy blade
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but what version did you run

tropic flame
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1.14.4

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which was already a bit more heavy

void void
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does disabling spectre/meltdown cpu mitigations help in perfomance?

potent fossil
#

why the fuck would you disable them KEKWHYPER

void void
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for cpu perfomance boost maybe

potent fossil
#

@ashen cliff balkan approved?

mental meadow
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who needs to have your passwords and everything else protected if you can have 0.5% more performance

wispy blade
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^

void void
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not me

novel steppe
#

Hello, do you know how I can install java 1.16 on ubuntu? I understand that the oracle version is not used if not the jdk version or something like that 😦

wispy blade
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.java16

limber knotBOT
worn ember
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i could just freeze your ram and steal your data too, so ion see the issue

void void
#

for exploiting those exploits it needs another exploit to run code

umbral wren
#

guys when the papermc comes out to 1.17?

upbeat falconBOT
mental meadow
#

soon we'll have 365 hours

potent fossil
#

thank god sulu made that tbh

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sulu is a true angel

wispy blade
#

how does sulu keep it together man

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i really wanna know

worn ember
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by being afk 90% of the time

wispy blade
#

so sulu's using all of that time to recompose

spare venture
limber knotBOT
#

bans Duck

worn ember
#

bots shouldnt talk

wispy blade
#

your face is a bot

limber knotBOT
#

I'm built difference

wispy blade
#

hi built difference

worn ember
#

ah yes built difference, i'm sorry for your loss

spare venture
#

@woven otter

worn ember
#

i'm almost at 6k lines of code on rtp zoop

spare venture
#

that’s it

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what kind of RTP plugin doesn’t have 60k

worn ember
#

now all i need is an event handler system and we good to go again

wide chasm
#

Good job Dark

worn ember
#

Am i gonna put this on my CV? Hell yeah i am

waxen panther
#

Use kyori event

novel steppe
#

You can help me? I get this when trying to download openjdk 1.16πŸ₯Ί

worn ember
waxen panther
#

yes

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I use it

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it’s POG

worn ember
#

kash saving me 50 hours of work again

brave radish
olive marlin
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.java16

limber knotBOT
brave radish
#

Either that or you didn't add the PPA

minor badge
#

oh hey you're using the wrong part of the guide despite it being very clear where you need to go >.>

brave radish
#

Easiest way to install (imo) is to just download the .tar.gz, extract it somewhere in your home folder, and run it by absolute path

twin lagoon
#

the correct naming for adoptopenjdk is adoptopenjdk-16-hotspot on debian/ubuntu

brave radish
#

That's not even in the Ubuntu archives though; that's their repo

twin lagoon
#

well yes

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adoptopenjdk ships adoptopenjdk

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no reason for ubuntu to ship adoptopenjdk when they ship openjdk

minor badge
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the guide covers this fwiw

twin lagoon
#

mari EPIC

novel steppe
twin lagoon
#

read the guide because you didn't follow shit

minor badge
#

@twin lagoon hi best friend ?

twin lagoon
brave radish
cedar spade
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Good afternoon

waxen panther
#

Hi there mister.

spare venture
#

Michael be mean

worn ember
#

smh has beta access and then this is what you do with it???

spare venture
#

ur plugin had seizure

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no I’m not aPES_CryLaptop

waxen panther
#

barty no illegal characters in paper nicknames!

wispy blade
#

he a (d/b/p/q)arty

waxen panther
#

criminal!

cedar spade
#

Criminimal

wispy blade
#

eats broccolai

waxen panther
#

woa

cedar spade
#

oh

waxen panther
#

that is @viral hornet 's job

spare venture
#

u guys did it

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use my real name please

unreal quarry
#

farty

worn ember
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darty

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nyaarty

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pushing commits? who dat?

void void
#

one point seventeen wen

limber knotBOT
#

NEVER :>

void void
#

ok joshi1999 BOT

limber knotBOT
#

HΓΆhΓΆ

wind geyser
limber knotBOT
wind geyser
void void
#

Is disliking lgbt month homophobic?

limber knotBOT
#

Please, don't ask for 1.17, the devs at spigot are working as fast as possible. D:

twin lagoon
#

depends on what you define as dislike

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but let's not discuss that either

wind geyser
#

LOL

limber knotBOT
#

Pfft.

wind geyser
#

he ain't wrong though

void void
#

1.17 when

upbeat falconBOT
void void
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oh ok

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im currently running a 1.17 server on the celeron 1037u with 3 players and no lag, amazing

next frost
brave radish
#

mspt?

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oh wait vanilla doesn't have that command nvm

vernal moth
#

Vanilla performance is noticeable better

north walrus
#

When paper 1.17

upbeat falconBOT
north walrus
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Lol

wispy blade
#

never bro

vernal moth
#

And vanilla does have a way to get mspt via the new profiler stuff

meager tusk
#

So when are we gonna start banning people for asking for an eta

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It's getting really spammy

next frost
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now

brave radish
#

when Idriz becomes mod

north walrus
#

I did it on purpose geeez

meager tusk
#

Yeah

vernal moth
meager tusk
#

As I said

next frost
#

even worse

brave radish
meager tusk
#

Spammy

wispy blade
#

Idriz4Mod

meager tusk
vernal moth
#

Oh doing it on purpose is banable for sure

north walrus
#

0-0

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Uhhh well

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It was unknown until now

#

Soo

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I’ll not say it

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πŸ‘

wispy blade
#

"unknown"

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search 1.17 in the discord search box

north walrus
#

Oki

#

What do I do after that

wispy blade
#

use your eyeballs to read

north walrus
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I see people saying they started there own server and that

wispy blade
#

cant believe i used to think server owners were the most mature people in the community

north walrus
#

Are you a server owner?

wispy blade
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admin

north walrus
#

Oh, ima server owner

north walrus
meager tusk
spare venture
#

And you are?

wispy blade
#

at some point you develop a level of self-awareness high enough to realize when you're annoying

north walrus
wispy blade
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#Idriz4Mod

fleet scroll
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[17:08:28 INFO]: Thread RCON Client /192.168.0.1 started
[17:08:28 INFO]: Thread RCON Client /192.168.0.1 shutting down

spare venture
#

paper general is my bestie

fleet scroll
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any1 know how to fix that

wispy blade
#

turn off rcon

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ez

spare venture
#

#paper-help would get you a quicker and more serious answer

fleet scroll
wispy blade
#

hey, disabling rcon will prevent that from happening kekwhyper

north walrus
meager tusk
spare venture
#

Ah

fleet scroll
north walrus
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Hire a dev

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They will fix it

fleet scroll
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im not rich :p

wispy blade
#

dont think it's hard to see

north walrus
magic river
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rcon is complete trash though

north walrus
#

Oop

magic river
#

It's like telnet but worse

north walrus
#

So u should use telnet?

magic river
#

If rcon is the answer you're asking the wrong question

wispy blade
#

imagine not using ssh

unreal quarry
#

imagine dragons

magic river
#

Minecraft only supports rcon because a hosting provider wanted to be able to use it for controlling stuff within their own network

#

It's really really dumb to run it over the open internet and pretty dumb to use it at all

#

There is no encryption, you're logging in and running commands via plaintext

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Some commands don't work correctly with it due to the weird way rcon works

north walrus
#

How did u get those fancy roles

waxen panther
#

rcon kekvv

magic river
#

I flipped my table too much telling people to avoid rcon

potent fossil
#

why dont we pr it out then

wispy blade
#

LOL

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make your own protocol

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PapeRCON

waxen panther
#

amaranth will remove it in CB 2

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πŸ™‚

magic river
#

At least one hosting provider will either have to take the time to patch it back in or switch back to spigot if you do that πŸ˜›

potent fossil
#

well they should stop being bad

magic river
#

Their use of it is okay, they've got a multi-game dashboard to let you do basic things like save now, restart, etc and all those connections are within their own network

golden gust
#

I mean, for a private network, vs spinning your own tool up, rcon is fine for just shitting commands in there

#

Like, am not really sure what a "good" replecement would be outside of just shoving an ssh server in it

potent fossil
vernal moth
#

PaperD!

wispy blade
#

at least ssh is safer

magic river
#

A good replacement would be a cli tool that sends a command on a unix socket (so same machine only) and prints the response

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Then you use ssh to run that program

potent fossil
#

paperd does something liek dat, i dont know the specifics of what it does

magic river
#

It has the same problem as rcon though, how do you know when the response is done?

vernal moth
#

Clearly the solution is rpc

wispy blade
#

looks it up
dutch wikipedia article
brain gets fried

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why does dutch have to suck so much to give clear information

magic river
#

I suppose the obvious answer is to keep the response open until the end of the tick and if someone is trying to run things in the background and tell you when they're done later there is no way you can support that

upbeat falconBOT
#

https://searchapparchitecture.techtarget.com/definition/Remote-Procedure-Call-RPC
In distributed computing, a ,remote procedure call, (,RPC,) is when a computer program causes a ,procedure, (subroutine) to execute in a different address space (commonly on another computer on a shared network), which is coded as if it were a normal (local) ,procedure call,, without the programmer explicitly coding the

wispy blade
#

finally some good fucking food clear info

magic river
#

That means to support rcon (and this tool) you have to detect when it's being used and make sure /save-all blocks the main thread to do all saving

golden gust
#

I mean, it's caveated to what you want i guess

#

most people I see using rcon are using it for automation or expecting a full proper console and are surprised when stuff is missing

#

I was thinking about looking at updating lucks PR and pulling it into paper to add some API for saying when the execution is complete

wispy blade
#

sounds like a solid idea to me

upbeat falconBOT
magic river
mental meadow
#

!kick @fast shell Stop asking every few hours for the ETA. There is none and if you continue you'll be banned

thorny flickerBOT
#

:raised_hands: Kicked 77 FF#2040 (Stop asking every few hours for the ETA. There is none and if you continue you'll be banned) [1 total infraction] -- aurora#4484.

warm anchor
#

best aurora?

unreal quarry
dusk pendant
#

Hey, was just coming to ask a quick question: Is there a way to host say, 6-8 minecraft servers, so each one gets a single thread each, but they are linked, they share the same map, and all players appear to be on the "one" server with the main three worlds (world, nether, end)? I'm considering this would be a better approach since I have some slower single threaded performance and entity issues are completely shitting all over performance in both 1.16.4/5 and now in 1.17 vanilla (as far as I can tell, it's worse in 1.17, idk how).

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latency wouldn't be an issue since they'd all be on the same box

unreal quarry
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you dont want to give only one thread per server. each server would be so sluggish

warm anchor
#

the quick answer is no

golden gust
#

technically, yes, practically, no

mental meadow
dusk pendant
#

yeah ok that's what i was guessing

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i'll play around with it though

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thanks guys <3

mental meadow
#

and it doesn't really work with a lot of stuff

dusk pendant
#

nah that's ok, just seeing if there are fixes instead of pricing out on a ryzen game server instead

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but ty, appreciate it

mental meadow
#

Velocity is just a proxy like Bungeecord, but completely rewritten

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But it more or less does the same things

toxic harbor
#

Cool video but darn nearly 2 hours

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What was the 1000 player thing?

dusk pendant
toxic harbor
#

After a quick google, oh...

mental meadow
#

idk some infection game with 1000 players on "one" server, but in reality it was like 100 servers with 10 players each just somehow hackily chained together and egg explains how they did that

dusk pendant
#

yeah packet forging and stuff

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as far as I can tell

spare venture
#

you’re never going to get something like that for an actual survival server

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just get a better CPU and modify the server software to be better

#

would be far cheaper and easier

dusk pendant
#

Yeah it's just annoying since map sizes are ranging into the hundreds of GB to TB a season

#

finding a game server with both the single threaded performance and disk space is hard

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esp for cheap

toxic harbor
#

I assume it is impossible to make this work with world breaking and etc

ripe sphinx
mental meadow
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iirc entities etc did not work

warm anchor
magic river
#

If you had a static world it would be not completely insane to do

warm anchor
#

before going weird route trying to make things work

golden gust
#

dealing with the shared state for worlds for most servers might as well be unviable as it just doesn't really have the framing for it

#

ideally what you do is take that one world and split it up into chunks and move people between processes which handle those chunks

#

Issue is that now you're tossing around the entire player state for much of this stuff and doing it seamlessly can be interestingg

dusk pendant
toxic harbor
#

Since we are on this topic. I had an idea about having separate unplayable servers existing for the sole purpose of generating and streaming new chunks to the main server

magic river
#

You still have to sync the world in that case to handle the border

toxic harbor
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Main server will do no generation at all, only request from the "slave" servers

spare venture
#

it wouldn’t cost nearly $1k a month

toxic harbor
#

Buuuuut

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idk if it works that way

dusk pendant
#

A simpler idea would be bungeecord or something, and have each map (world, nether, end) on one server each, and just enable cross server chat

magic river
#

Unless you let people walk in to the void then get transferred to a new server but at that point they aren't really pretending to be the same world

warm anchor
spare venture
#

no the simpler idea is just buying a good dedi and then paying someone to make good patches for your server

warm anchor
#

you can just ask for donation but all of them are going back into servers without taking personal earnings

spare venture
#

and optimizing your server in general tbh

dusk pendant
#

appreciate it

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but didn't ask

spare venture
#

😳

toxic harbor
spare venture
#

no

worn ember
#

Real life: lightning hits highest conducting object it can
Minecraft logic: hurdur lowest one

dusk pendant
warm anchor
#

I was just telling you instead of thinking some weird and not common way to reduce server load is a bad path

dusk pendant
#

esp with the shortage and stuff

spare venture
#

what

warm anchor
#

getting an hardware upgarade will be the most direct way to improve your situation

toxic harbor
#

Look if your server is not too big I could suggest you 2 hosts I used in the past, not only for MC

spare venture
#

lol

magic river
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Doesn't OVH have a datacenter in Singapore?

warm anchor
#

They do

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I own a server there

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so it's false

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so idk what hes on about phossure

magic river
#

If you need the server to be in Australia then step 1 stop pretending Minecraft is good for PVP, step 2 now you can put it in Singapore

warm anchor
#

lol too real

dusk pendant
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tf are you lads on about lmao

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i said upto 1k aud

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i didnt say it was 1k aud

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and its currently hosted in germany

magic river
#

is $1 AUD like $0.10 USD then? Otherwise those prices aren't even close

spare venture
#

are you intending on continue hosting in Europe

dusk pendant
spare venture
#

okay

dusk pendant
#

i dont really care

spare venture
#

get like a good zen 3 cpu from hetzner, or an e2288g from OVH

dusk pendant
#

as long as it has
A.) good amount of storage for map
B.) a good single core performance CPU that can handle like ~100-150 concurrent players

dusk pendant
spare venture
#

what cpu from hetzner

warm anchor
#

infra 2 from ovh if you want 150 concurrent

twin lagoon
#

what cpu from hetzner is indeed the right question

warm anchor
#

comes with 12 TB storage

dusk pendant
#

an i7 something

twin lagoon
#

which

dusk pendant
#

let me get the model number

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holup

void void
#

I'm trying to build an SMP that isn't focused on speed running. Do you think new players would avoid the server if I disable the end?

twin lagoon
#

no ^

spare venture
#

just don’t tell them

dusk pendant
#

i7-3770 3.4GHz

magic river
#

OVH doesn't have Ryzen servers in Singapore though, huh

twin lagoon
#

there's your issue

warm anchor
#

ouch

dusk pendant
#

yuh

#

it's a bitch

toxic harbor
#

That is quite old

twin lagoon
#

get a better hetzner box

spare venture
#

Okay it’s time to upgrade to a good CPU

magic river
void void
#

Are there other ways to avoid my SMP into turning into a speed running server?

dusk pendant
warm anchor
toxic harbor
#

You can find 9900k/3700x on any modern minecraft host

spare venture
#

why the fuck 24tb

twin lagoon
toxic harbor
#

or hell, just get a 9900k box on hetzner for around 80 EUR

#

if you really need the storage

toxic harbor
#

Yes, 9900k

void void
#

Is there a way to disable players from making trading halls with a ton of villagers so they can't break the lecterns to make mending books and what not?

magic river
#

Not... really

pine frigate
#

WorldGuard

dusk pendant
#

hm

warm anchor
#

You can do so with plugins to limit villagers itself.

toxic harbor
#

I mean it is not called that, but you can find it there unless it ran out

magic river
#

I mean, you could turn villagers off

pine frigate
#

???

#

???.????

worn ember
#

ok

magic river
#

I think a plugin could remove mending trades from villagers

#

The rest of your question is basically how to stop people from making a lag machine though

spare venture
#

probably, or a datapack

granite slate
#

does someone know what is doing microsoft?

prisma eagle
#

When is Paper 1.17 coming out? (Ping me when you have a response.)

upbeat falconBOT
potent fossil
#

Consider yourself pinged, because there is a response

granite slate
brave radish
#

What is doing Microsoft?

#

Someone is trying to connect to your server on port 22, which is used for remote login over ssh

granite slate
#

I lookedup the ip and it is microsoft

#

O.O

brave radish
#

Probably Microsoft's hosting

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but not Microsoft themselves

warm anchor
#

wow Mr. Microsoft is ddosing you

granite slate
#

Does microsoft provide hostings???

magic river
#

Yeah, hacked azure instance

brave radish
upbeat falconBOT
warm anchor
brave radish
#

To report suspected security issues specific to traffic emanating from Microsoft online services, including the distribution of malicious content or other illicit or illegal material through a Microsoft online service, please submit reports to:

For SPAM and other abuse issues, such as Microsoft Accounts, please contact:

  • abuse@microsoft.com.
    If you care to report each and every robot that comes to SSH you, there ya go
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but there's really no point

granite slate
#

ahahahha, It's my home net

warm anchor
#

that's what i mean you are "connected to internet"

brave radish
#

well clearly something's online if you're receiving that message

granite slate
#

why they should try random knocking?

magic river
#

It's really easy and fast to scan every IPv4 address that exists

warm anchor
#

it happens all the time, if you are using windows, you are just shielded from such information

brave radish
# granite slate why they should try random knocking?

Maybe it's someone who wants to know the percentage of people with ssh on. Maybe (more likely) it's a robot trying to hack unprotected computers and use them to send spam mail/cryptomine/ddos things in a botnet. Maybe it's some teenager who got bored and decided to nmap the entire internet. Doesn't matter, really

granite slate
#

Mh, interesting.

potent fossil
#

automated botnet builder programs be like

brave radish
#

My VPSs get 100s of failed remote logins a day. Nothing to worry about, especially if you don't even have ssh on

potent fossil
#

step 1: go to shodan
step 2: find vulnerable machines
step 3: host minecraft on IP cam based k8s cluster

brave radish
#

Simple/gimple, you did a lot of docs work. How do I even render an rst file?

potent fossil
#

make html to build it or make auto to build it and watch for changes

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other than that idk, pre sure it just passes it through sphinx

vernal moth
#

I wish it was just markdown

brave radish
#

well that's nice

golden gust
#

GUD JOB U FUKT IT

brave radish
#

I love that little italicized bracket

novel zephyr
#

is spigot just md_5 or do they have more devs working on it?

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i dont see much activity on their git stash

worn ember
#

only md_69

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at least for initial release

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unless it changed

vernal moth
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No change

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Even the spigot staff under NDA doesn't get to see much of the code

worn ember
#

sounds like a md moment

golden gust
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We can switch to markdown, supported natively iirc

minor badge
# brave radish well that's nice

(assuming this is paperdocs from the above convo) looks to me like you're tryna use ``` there; try: ```asciidoc
source:: json

{
   "project_id": ...
}
golden gust
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Just, rst offers more features or something, but, eeer....

brave radish
golden gust
#

Part of me wants to ok the switch to markdown as it may be more accessible and help bring on contributors

minor badge
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I'd go AsciiDoc, cat

golden gust
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other part of me really heads rtd for what we're doing

worn ember
#

wtf is that even

vernal moth
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I don't like the software in general

meager tusk
vernal moth
#

Mkdocs

vernal moth
#

Trust issues, narcism, idk

brave radish
#

Other than the domain name changing I don't see what's wrong with plain GitHub pages

meager tusk
#

I thought someone might know otherwise I'd have asked md lol

#

Just seems weird on his part

golden gust
#

GH wiki is far too useless for any sizable project

brave radish
#

not a wiki, just a pages site with the current docs except in markdown (or html or something sane)

broken iris
#

will the developers announce in #❗-1-17 after 1.17 is released?

golden gust
#

no, announcements

minor badge
#

cat blobcatninja

broken iris
#

bruh

potent fossil
#

there's really nothing wrong with rst

brave radish
#

it's just so rare by comparison

potent fossil
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but ill move to whatever i guess

magic river
#

It doesn't seem to be helping but we didn't A/B test it or anything

golden gust
#

was only marked as an annoucements channel as people think we're gonna commit to updating it in a useful manner for their servers... πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

warm anchor
twin lagoon
#

@vestal jasper uwu

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@warm anchor AYAYA

meager tusk
#

Ew Dutch Guy

wispy blade
#

Idriz be nice to the dutch guys

twin lagoon
#

Bro!

meager tusk
#

Oh Ok

#

I'll be nice to the Dutch Guys

#

I love @twin lagoon

wispy blade
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or the Dutch Women will not be as nice too

meager tusk
#

Oh

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Ok

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Cool I guess πŸ†’

warm anchor
#

good morning Michale πŸ˜„

worn ember
#

ew Dutch guy

spice ether
#

Trows a orange bukkit of paint there we go we got a OrangeEyeDragon

lethal locust
twin lagoon
#

i recognized the id

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still clicked

brave radish
#

@lethal locust

worn ember
#

ah yes bad meme

golden gust
#

god

#

I'd expect that type of crap from DED, not a dog

spice ether
#

πŸ’©

lethal locust
vernal moth
#

Bad meme

left swift
worn ember
vernal moth
#

I don't have a spigot account so can't view?

lethal locust
#

No sir

worn ember
#

yes

vernal moth
#

Since when is md gatekeeping content, smh

ripe sphinx
worn ember
#

always has for threads i think

ripe sphinx
#

dumcord why u no embed

worn ember
#

cuz it hates you

vernal moth
#

Some categories are open for sure

worn ember
#

Media was like: dont mow your grass may
Media now: theres 3x as many polen in the air!!

spare venture
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That is probably why no embed

wispy blade
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LOL

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how

left swift
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Spigot is nsfw

worn ember
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shows fine for me?

brave radish
spice ether
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TIP epic games has now 3months free discord nitro thinksmart

ripe sphinx
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it's just a SS of the thread

potent fossil
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Did you delete or smth mini

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Thought you had an acc at one point at least

spare venture
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not everyone is signed in on their phone

vernal moth
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MiniDigger was last seen: Jun 30, 2020

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Almost a year now

potent fossil
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Oh I thought he was saying he literally doesn't have one

vernal moth
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I changed password to smth random and didn't save it, so I can't auto login on accident

potent fossil
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Why lmao

vernal moth
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Because that day marked the day where I lost all faith in the spigot community

potent fossil
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Oh wait is that 2 hour monologue day

vernal moth
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It was when md locked the spigot discord for 2 hours to explain to me why he wouldnt banned kangarooooo

potent fossil
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

vernal moth
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And I was like, ok then, guess this is it for me then

wispy blade
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need some context on that

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who's kangarooooo

vernal moth
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No context needed, kangarooooo is an asshole

ripe sphinx
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kangarko*
ChatControl dev, verified ahole, and a mediocre dev

vernal moth
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Who got mad that I was telling ppl to adblock his spigot rule violating banners and wanted to sue me

worn ember
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im sure someone will dig up the thread (not me tho)

potent fossil
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and then he ended up having to ban kangaroo anyway for ignoring his rules

worn ember
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is the google doc still up?

potent fossil
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worn ember
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there you go, all the context you need

potent fossil
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Michael paid for the domain renewal

wispy blade
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MICHAEL

twin lagoon
worn ember
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kaaskop

quasi valley
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Michale Steve3

twin lagoon
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throwback to when i got dmca'd by kangaroo

ripe sphinx
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wait what lol

potent fossil
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throwback to when he indirectly threatened death for decompiling his plugins

twin lagoon
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Such a nice person.

worn ember
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you mean i cant cut peoples arms off when they look at my src?

vagrant marlin
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throwback to when i had no idea who kangaroo was

worn ember
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sad