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imagine not getting the joke

Oh wow I expected it to be a lot more by now
It has a rate limit
Is there a bot to reply anything 1.17 related?
When will Paper 1.16 be supported?
When will Paper 1.18 be supported?
Don't mind me just testing the bot
Ok
Just don't
is it safe to migrate a 1.16.5 world to 1.17 or it will die?
it's fine as long as the structure fits the server
worldNameHere with the end dir named DIM-1 under it and DIM1 for nether I believe
so should be
worldNameHere
|-> DIM-1
|-> DIM1
|-> playerdata, regions, etc like usual
Okay thanks
TCP Option to Denote Packet Mood (RFC )
@wispy blade wtf even more weeb now
day 5 of trying to get abs: we spent the whole day fixing up our new house so i really can't exercise lol
it's the exact same touhou character
Yeah
I'm sure 2 questions are correct which were both 4 and my counter exercise worked somewhat and my other questions were also somewhat ok cx so that should count up to at least 10/20
Big brain
Which is all i care about
Yes
i feel betrayed
I'm proud of you Dark
NL passes at 5.5/10
Lmao lame
Yes, but we start counting from 1
hi, does anyone know if the maps from 1.16.5 can be loaded into 1.17?
So a 50% is a 5.5
????
Yes, 1.16.5 maps can be loaded into 1.17.
So you can never have 0/20?
Yes, but then you get a 1
i've had some 0.9s tho /s
Thankz
Oof.
but that's because i didn't do a test and had to do it later
I just realized this means 292 more hours until Hypixel SMP supports 1.17 since they use Paper
In general it just depends on the grading. I've had grading where you needed 80% to pass, so then an 8/10 would give you a 5.5
wtf evil
Unless you need less than 50% to pass, then it's yes
Needed 85% to pass
Yeah. It wasn't too bad tho. If you knew what you were doing it was ez
I don't even know what grade I got for networking
Got a 9
Out of what
9/10
Wow ok
It should be something like 89% or so
Good enuf
Got a 100% for Logic and Modelling though
that's what happens when you dont show the code that does work
instead of grinding for the whole thing
Stef flexing his grades again
Hey, you started with your 95%
:)) and my 0s
Fair enough
Idk what to eat for lunch
literally got that grade because i forgot thing#getText() like an idiot
Does paperMC 1.16.5 & GeyserMC 1.17 work together?
Seems like geyser got update
And i updated it
And its now messed up for the bedrock bois
Protocol changed I'm pretty sure
I cant even downgrade in aternos, gotta manually download smh
Rip
F
aternos
Idk anything about geyser so can't help ya
Hey, no bashing of aternos on my watch, the support open source developers with money, they good bois now 😂
Did you consider asking you know, in the geyser discord?
Dikke Ferry ⛴️⛴️
TRUE
Yeh that's super cringe
Religion classes are the best, just because of this
im like "not choosing philosophy cuz screw that"
STILL GET MANDATORY PHILOSOPHY CLASS

Hah
We had optional ethics class. This year it's mandatory
Thank God i didn't have to take it
holy shit
Youssouf K en Dikke Ferrie leggen in klare taal uit hoe je een goed leven leidt. Een flitsintroductie in de deugdethiek.
De clip 'Domweg Gelukkig' is tot stand gekomen in samenwerking met, en met ondersteuning van het Soeterbeeck-programma en TROUW | Meer.
IT'S SO BAD LMAO
HAHAH
Did spriggot come out o?
lmgtfy
For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than to Google it for themselves.
Sprigogtd not out yet n
Ah rip
Sprifgeroft
Putting it on full blast rn
Unpopular opinon: ||having pronouns in your name is mega unnecessary as hecc||

this server is kinda gay.
Nice 😩
I like the roles. If people give a shit they can use it. if they dont eh.
I don't want to have to remember what pronoun someone wants me to use. So they are useful.
I just default to "dumbass"
I can barely remember peoples names, now you want me to remember something next to their bday? Are you nuts?
But yeah having pronouns named helps
Bro its on their name
On discord
Just do it the british way, call them cunt.
default to they/them
Or australian mate.
That was my gameplan so far.
Ok dumbass
Hi dumbass, how is KGBhosting doing?
ok mate
Good!
Ok what
KGBPaper 1.17 wen?
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
Sorry, what is KGBPaper?
Do you live in the Balkan peninsula?
Comminist paper
I am in germany.
Do the servers share CPU power and memory? xd
Yeah you don't know what KGBPaper is.
Bro! Who cares about Paper? I want KGBPaper!
Facts bro!
Bro. I don't offer support for any KGBPaper version under 3.0.
I just default to "him" because most people I meet on the internet are males
All the people I meet are from Balkan so I just call them bro.
What is KGBPaper?
Balkan is soviet
Sleepy are you Polish?
Not really
Yesnt
My grandmother fled from Danzig when the soviet came with tanks
It was a satellite state for a few years
As one would do
Puppet
And when it broke out stalin tried to have tito killed
so like
balkan isn't soviet
It was a satellite state for 5 years
What about it
Wut
Uhhh
You've got your history all wrong lol
Was about to say lmao
its communism
It was literal communism for one
And two the Warsaw pact was just a fuck you to NATO
I don't remember much from history class but that ain't it chief
AND IM LEFTIST
Good for you
actually its the other way around
In marxist/leninist ideology socialism is the way to achieve communism
when paper 1.17 comes out?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 293 hours...
Low effort
You mean an autonomous province of Albania bro!
nop
West germany went into NATO, Soviets panicked
The warsaw pact consisted of Albania, Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia, East Germany, Hungary, Poland and Romania, which includes half the balkan states
Ok
Hi :D how's your day?
@worn ember 🤣🤣
meowdy paper people
i have a question! Do somebody know what do to if i have an perfect internet connection but ONLY on Minecraft Multiplayer Servers my connection (PING) is really bad sometimes and is changing all the time? Can i do something abaout that (firewall etc.) or is that the ISP`s fault ?
or is it a problem from the servers.
It probably means the servers you choose to play on are all far away from you
i heard there was drama in spigot
wat
hai
so i cant do anything on my pc that has an impact on the connection?
homophobes wrote homophobic stuff in spigot, then I banned them in here and then they raged about getting banned in here
so nothing new
not banned there either?
yip
called itttttt
after like 15 minutes of discussion
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 294 hours...
there's more stuff every 5 mins
cool bot
nop
irrelevants
dont think so
xd
Spigot kek
but i have friends that life near to me and they have a better connection.
Yoink their internet
Wtf
1.17
When will papermc 1.17 will come
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 295 hours...
Damn, 12 day delay guys
when 1.17 /s
😳
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Oof
a
Can anyone suggest a good lobby plugin for 1.16.5?
wait, there's mods that do stuff here??! incredible
.-.
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
I have a server with dedicatedMc thats pretty laggy
Its vanilla
i wish there was a way to filter out all of the 1.17 requests
Is there somewhere I can check to see when 1.17 is out?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 296 hours...
and send a message directly with a bot
12 days?
yeahh only 12 days left
Long story short: Spigot is updating, its still taking a while, its even more chaotic there, we need Spigot to update in order to get Paper
and also mojang to not have as many bugs.
spigot is very chaotic
Wait, I think I actually have access to that Twitter account now
go for it 
Its a ""famous"" developer
Translation: Force those of spigot / paper because as each big update people arrive requesting the release in 0.0001
My prefix is: ; or /^(hey,? +|hi,? +)?pencil[,! .]?/i.
;1.17
Aren’t you doing the same thing
/^(hey,? +|hi,? +)?pencil[,! .]?/ihelp
Oh my people are out in packs today
It doesnt work
🤦
It probably has a timeout so you can’t just spam it like you are trying to
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785


hi
Allo
Where do you guys host your servers?
Hetzner.
phoenixnap, ovh
Imagine not using Hetzner.
hi kuraky
I'm hosting mine on an Oracle VM
But I'm not really sure if it's just a free trial or what
It's really good tho
Till it works.
@fallen oracle was considering some oracle vm for mcbanners
After that use the Google free Cloud.
pnap are pretty fucking awesome, tbqh
ngl pnap's network has been fucking me over every now and then for the past 6 months
You kinda pay for what you get. 
Looks like you can use oracle's 4 cores 24gb ram VMs for free
I mean, last I recall it was kinda shaky, like, every month or two it would have a blip for a few hours
But it looks sketchy
I tried it and no it’s not sketchy
michale is that hetzner vnetwork thingy you were talking about an alternative to doing that wireguard shit
or
Bruh.
Good for small realm server up to around 10 players
Good morning Michael
ok but what if i wasn't using hetzner, what if i, say, just grabbed 3 DO VMs
would i have to use wg then
DO VPC
That's about what I need
oh
Ngl, the fact that the bot increases its counter every time someone asks about 1.17 release date makes me want to trigger it in casual conversation.
literally every cloud service has some form of VLAN
Runs better than most of the free host or $10 shared host
what if i had 3 Hetzner VMs and 3 DO VMs and i wanted the DO VMs to join the cluster running on Hetzner 
wireguard
and nix the vlan on both sides?
avoid adding software layers onto shit where not needed
simple starting a botnet
So, if you don't need a software VPN and don't wanna maintain one, don't have one
.
Yeah, not sure why you’d voluntarily add a VPN into the mix at all
you'd still want the VLAN on both sides
cause this thing says to do wireguard https://github.com/hobby-kube/guide lol
so you'd bridge the vlans 😎 we're on another goddamn level here
why the fuck would you mix providers
if it just so happened to happen that i happened to be mixing providers then i need to know how to deal with it michael
Gimple dum
who is patrice
my wife
<.< I’d say the way to handle it is to drop one of the providers
Did it really work for you?
Me and a few online friends tried, someone got an US instance, I go one in Europe. Regardless of where people get located, anything you do takes half a second to register, seems like a network issue, happens to both of our instances
because what if you decided to lock yourself into a bunch of different contracts with diff providers and want to merge em all
smh
So, while the machine is powerful enough (TPS, MSPT are fine), the network doesn't seem to be
Lol
VPS like Pokemon
also in a 3 node cluster, i taint the master so i got 2 workers. do the workers need port 6443 (k8s api) exposed as well or just master
We should also be asking “if I shoot myself in both feet, how do I still run?”
if you use cloud managed kubernetes you likely don't need to taint any masters
Replacing the feet
because usually the control plane is provided fro free
I have an USE instance and it works ok so far. Given that it is only one example - me so idk
am not using cloud managed cause its expensive as fucc for what i wanna do
Stahp, mah analogy!
Yeah the tps and mspt is surprisingly good
OVH has still yet to charge me for my server after 2.5 months
@spare venture oh wow party is back
wtf
They’ll likely just lump sum charge you when they notice? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
uh it’s not pronounced that way eternity
🅱️arty
I mean yeah that’s going to suck, I’d rather they didn’t make this mistake than charge me a ton at once when they finally figure it out. if
Farty 😂
🤫
I don’t know who made my nickname that or how to pronounce it, so you do whatever you want
Oh lol
Wait, then how do you know it’s not party?
Intuition
permaban sideways barty

darty
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
That’s not how you do, you gotta invoke pencil and get that counter up
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Hey, I'm trying to find a good/cheap host for beta testing a server, Any quick suggestions?
self host
(b / d / s / m)arty
^
No my computer is ass
I mean do you need a good host to beta test a server?
if it's just for testing you don't need good hardware lol
not a good good like production level good, just something reliable yk
Time to pay up then

I searched on forums and there are 100s of hosts ion know which to pick lol
Good and cheap don’t come together
🍆
china would like a word
Sir this is a Christian server
If you’re still deciding between 100 different ones still you haven’t really done much research
Mine is purple with a green tip, do I has cancer?
eggplants are christian
It's alright the best cheapest option I mean like around 20 bucks a month

unripe eggplants > ripe eggplants
thats why im asking here
lmfao
DedicatedMC, ExtraVM, Bloom.host(?)
because unripe ones actually look like eggs
tbh i have no clue what an eggplant tastes like
ill look at those
I’m not a fan of any eggplant like objects taste
It’s blend but with less disappointment than you ded
Egg
stop bullying ded
i know he's belgian but cmon
1v1 sf mid
tbh i never play sf so i'd probably lose lol
Me either
1v1 shellshock.io
I can’t not hear that out loud, like a high schooler yelling “1v1 me bro” at the top of their lungs
ill rekt u in forknight
By the flagpole?
yes
fork knife in 2021 
Hellz yeah I’ll bring some network cable and we can call it a LAN party
cuz you can just skip class to play games without getting punished 
rip blep
true

.optimize
additional tips for improving server performance - https://www.spigotmc.org/posts/3684550
Yo just a quick question, when can we expect paper 1.17?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 299 hours...
fgs lol
thats brilliant
fair enough 😄
Yo just a quick question, when can we expect paper 1.17?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 300 hours...
300!
don't spam the bot please
what is a good way to generate a simple map of your minecraft world?
Chunky
like a map or the world?
Chunky is amazing for the world
dunno about maps though
a map
depends on what your actual intent is
theres various software out there which can do various things, overviewer being one, most people host stuff like dynmap
i'm using it to divide the area up into 3-4 areas for each faction(?) on my server
if you want a simple, fast and beautiful map you can try Pl3xMap
it rendered my world much faster than Dynmap
does it work on 1.17?
No...
no, it's a plugin
I don't even know of any standalone mapping tools
There was one for biomes at least but it's probably not updated either
Overviewer is standalone iirc
Does anyone know where I can search for players who want to join a technical very long term sci craft/legacy type server?
There's also amidst, but it is only for your use, can't expose it.
theoretically you could make something which exposes emidst on a website xD
Also bluemap updated, but it's way more than you need for this.
*amidst
Theoretically you can do anything you want.
amidst is the biome one I was thinking of
Forgot about overviewer
bluemap is standalone?
Yes.
Plugin will trigger rerender, but will still make bluemap itself parse the region file.
It doesn't hook into bukkit/fabric/... For reading chunks.
Try overviewer if you need 1.17 and now, just check first if it's updated.
Dynmap/plexmap need to wait a bit for spigot.
alright, thanks
I'm not seeing bluemap being a standalone thing, just a core library with a bunch of interface wrappers to let it plug in to spigot, fabric, and sponge
Ah, missed the cli implementation
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So uhh
Has anyone here used those Oracle VMs after the free trial period ends?
Are they really free?
Yes
It’s a limited time promo and designed to get to get you hook on paid service so 🤷♂️
Oh I thought he was talking about the free forever thing.
Yes
@void void since you can't really easily test it automatically, ideally you'd have a tiered approach. For example: push new version to staging branch, which keeps building the image and updating the staging branch.
Then, once you feel comfortable everything works as expected, merge it to master which triggers update on prod with the same, previously built image (or rather tries to build new one, but every stage should be cached).
Thanks for this info, i will try what i can. 
Not sure if you also want to have your server config together with your plugin, or separate. If you use other plugins, it makes sense to keep it somewhere else.
And then for example update it (can be automatically) to include the newest plugin changes.
Any idea how of how much it might last?
you'd think the free forever is free forever no?
I mean
I'd think so
But I get quite skeptical when a company offers 4 cores and 24gb of RAM for free
Its better than my own notebook
It’s nothin on the scale of things oracle is running
i dont think that is the free forever plan, you must be talking about some other temp free thing
I've re-read this page multiple times https://www.oracle.com/cloud/free/#always-free
Yes it’s free tier
Idk why he’s so scared that oracle may charge him lol
get the latest jar and then look up the plugin viaversion.
Actually I'd never seen this article
I was just looking for a VM option and found out about Oracle's OCI
It's my first time managing a VM lol
yea i mean, as long as it is Always Free Eligible then it will be free.
I just don't want to get charged a kidney after I leave a Minecraft server running for a week
Yeah that's kind of shit
@potent fossil AAAAA
They could've offered other distros
BBBBBBB
You can custom but doesn’t work with aaarch64 @crimson kayak

CCCCCCC
shut up
:C
oof
i was talking to josh
Oof
you see, i'm not very smart
w/e I still have it, diff name
how do i do that?
google.
.downloads
what do i click in viaversion
i could do it you can too
read the page with your eyeballs
plz be respectful
Lol
i am being respectful
simple! reading is hard!
i know but it's a good skill to learn
Try it and see
Main wut 
in plugins or not
You would've known by now if you just tried it
one question
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when will be paper 1.17 be avaible?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 303 hours...
more or less
read the thing
when u gonna update it adriii?
omg spighot 1.17 has bin released!! https://bit.ly/355aXsc
rick roll went wrong
clever
@void void No... Someone feed him to the goblins please
how many people to goblins now? at least 250
Hey, i have a question, when paper 1.17 is released, will it be announced in this server?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 304 hours...
Yes.
thx
304 goblins fed
lmao its increasing fast
🤡
Haha I know what the answer is I just wanna see it increase more 
well that doesn't tell me when ur gonna update it
1.17 wen
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 305 hours...

305 goblins.
I have a better question. When will 1.16.5 be ready?
spam is not permitted here - don't needlessly trigger the bot.
how many people must die here??!
lol sorry kash 
OMG 1.16.5 is ready now?! I don't need to wait to use it?! So cool
all of them.
this is why I wished there was some way sulu could have it make a little graph of how many times it gets triggered over time lol
will i be fed to goblins? Have mercy lord Aikar
only if you ask for an estimated time of arrival
Expect a spike the minute md_5 drops spigot
Does the bot mute or kick people who ask? It should mute them for a certain amount of time.
it shouldn't imo
spigot server is literally just people asking for a release rn
lol I don’t even want to see spigot’s discord rn
i dont even want spigot
why do you worry about people who asks when 1.17 paper? that's stupid 🤡
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 306 hours...
chaos
It’s gotta be a shitshow
^
get fed to goblins
Are people actually still asking that question
yup, and they will until paper has an unstable dev build out
its minecraft server owners what do ya expect
Been on it since yesterday. People can’t be asrsed to do a simple search
then they'll all go corrupt their world running something the devs clearly label as unstable
Nobody worries, it's just tiring that people are lazy and keep asking
I own a server but asking the question isn't going to speed up the process tbh
I must get asked by my players at least 50 times a day about it
I need this bot in my server lmaoo
we need some kind of release askers management system tbf
u guys are actually disgusting
Complicated to set up, not worth the hassle tbh
not really
No we just need some sort of way to remove dum people
Even mojang was able to release 1.17 first than paper!
(every server against the eula using online-mode: false)
it just looks for messages that contain "1.17" and "w h e n" (no spaces) and replies with the thing
Yea, but, we released 1.16.5 first
What does offline mode have to do with anything if you don’t mind me asking?
I want to use ForgeGradle with Java 16 and Gradle 7. Then I can work on updating my stuff to 1.17
Don’t forget that the people that run online mode servers are equally stupid
I MIGHT BE STUPID
lol
You are stupid
Why would anyone with a server want to allow non MC owners connect? Wouldn't that just cause havoc?
true 😔
At least they are legally stupid not illegally stupid 
online-mode: true
😌
Facts bro!
online-mode: false isn't illegal
is it normal for 1.17 server to see a unloaded chunk, and animals flying and moving their heads like crazy?
why?
I was theorizing that I’d probably have been able to pull 3k+ concurrent players if I had online mode disabled on my proxy…
chunk rendering in mc is kinda bleh
it happened to everyone in the server
Instead I only got 750 
pretty common that entities render before the actual chunk does
chunkrendering in mc is kinda bleh
FTFY
It’s almost like Mojang doesn’t make the multiplayer experience based on server with 500 people!

ViaVersion premium support:
They don't make it based on server with 100k either
i just hit the mosquito bite on my finger and all i can say is
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mojang’s idea of multiplayer is just you and friends and small
the server crashed
Fact bro!
ViaVersion support. > Paper support.
Even 5 people on a server running on a laptop is a stretch let’s be honest
AuthMe crashing due to outdated LuckPerms?
Remove AuthMe.
used to run my minecraft server on my moms laptop
Your chat plugin not working? Blame Paper updates.
it didnt last but it was some good experience
kangarko moment.
My 2288G takes it like a champ it’s ok 
Essentials not working?
Delete the server
Laptop vs top of the line Xeon. 
Don't know what those numbers and letters mean Bro. Are you having a Seizure? My laptop i bought from guy I know from SLOVENIA really trusty guy.
LOOOL
don't mind me, I just want to screenshot the "paper 1.17 when" message for elsewhere
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 307 hours...
i hope my FX-6300 won't burst into flames when i move my friend's server over to my old pc
My scuffed 9900k Hetzner machine still running bro.
Dead NVMe, on fire, undervolted, power limit removed.
All in a days work.
Ay don’t kid I can do 180 player 60mspt on fresh world Idriz
@ripe sphinx you couldn've just scrolled up lmao
I looked but I didn't see any recently
imagine scrolling up 
the server died again
If I find creative ways to bypass the 1.17 message will the mods get mad?
yes
why the server is crashing
I'll get mad.
Do you want me to get mad?
<insert copypasta>
Your parent will be disappointed

when 1.17
when deez nuts are in yo face

inb4 you idiots just get banned

Bro!
KGBPaper 1.17.
You don't get to Bro Kevin.
Bro, already have the posili.me link of that. 
Bro!
Ok Idriz you hate me and want me dead
Ok antip2w can we nuke this off the face of the earth?
the fish with chocolat?
On a similar note is @energy here so I can tell him to fuck off with his bots?
nop
le poisson au chocolat*

yes, i am unfortunate enough to know french 😔
What’s wrong with French?
lots.
Sorry to bother you all but when Is spigot going to release the 1.17 and papier too?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 308 hours...
primarily white flags 
basically everything
Great
yeah
papier

Oh no he’s gonna ask more question
holle bolle gijs
He’s typing
I know you re all fucked up of It me too coz my server people are still bothering me
WTF
Wow rude
idris is a hater
papier hier can also be read as paper yesterday 😔
Peuwuper
I guarantee you they’re bothering you about it less than they’re bothering me
Okay
I don't like idris.
IdrizL is bad
I told my people I hope to upgrade before end of month and I don't get any complaints or anything. Just need to have realistic expectations. Tell them you don't want to corrupt world with unstable version or whatever.
Do you like Idriz, though?
We are IDRIZLL
IdrizL is bad. We are IdrizLL.
True
Prof not everyone had mature and understandable player base like you!
me neither
Most Minecraft playerbases are blabbering infants!
i pay VAT
Not working any jobs
that's also taxes
Stupid freeloaders
wish i could get a job 😔
I'll hire you.
Pog
Lying.
and otherwise there's the podcast mixing job im gonna do soon
Who would have thunk taxes get complicated when you own a server
Wanna make me core ploogin? I pay good, 5$! /s
You mean to tell me you don’t run a p2w offline server with loot box and all your players are under 16 year old while not reporting any earning for tax? Wow
When paper comes out at 1.17
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 309 hours...
@radiant oriole thoughts
Yeah I feel very targeted minus the offline mode part 
But I’m not getting away without paying taxes lmao gotta hire an accountant
When paper comes out at 1.17
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 310 hours...
stop fucking asking
Ok

Spigot discord 
Collection of the most intelligent people on the planet
<insert server impl here> discord
Collection of the least intelligent people on the planet
no im collectively the least intelligent people on the planet
im the reason the average is so low
y🤮t🤮pi🤮
@ MM
what are taxes
lol imagine paying those
my taxes are 0
jk I paid an assload of taxes on my server last month and it hurt so bad to pay it all at once
paying taxes on servers 
what?
&~f is null, duh
what the hell is that server?
a 1.16 server migrated to 1.17
I assume fabric
why isnt anything mapped
That looks like fabric/forge/quilt/sponge...
intermediary mappings
Interdimensional mappings
Quilt is unlikely, if someone was to use it they would know where to ask
hmmm
That's pretty bold
Sponge probably too, especially since you need to build it yourself
could you like please not normalize tax evasion?
like wtf is wrong with this community?
So only fabric or forge remains, I'd be betting of fabric

Well I was making a joke
Normalize founding your business in a country with lower taxes to save money and export labor to cheaper countries
Sounds like he was too
plz suck on deez 🥜
why does Bluetooth kinda suck
I always have problems with everything related to Bluetooth
maybe you got too much iron in your blood
u tell me cool guy chemical engineer
only issue with bluetooth i have is that i can literally hear it desync lol
cool guy
The issue I have is always with connecting, or it saying it’s connected but not actually plying through it
Spotify almost always
@dusk drift

Usually depend on the device, a lot of Bluetooth hiccups can be fixed with software

I’ve have it over pretty much all my devices. Windows (dell) stuff, my speaker, AirPods, headphones. iPhone, etc
not sponge :p
Windows dell edition 
Like right now I’m literally putting my AirPods in, hearing the connect sound, they’re connected according to iPhone, but nothing will play through the AirPods, they play through my phone speaker.
party I am sure that's user error 
YEP
weird, do you have multiple apple devices?
mine works fine...
I dont think that just isn´t bluetooth fault only but yes I experience the same. Usually the solution is to put them in the case and wait some seconds to let them shutdown. After that they connect.
You can see I’m clicking to try to change the device to use my connected AirPods
Nah only apple devices on my atm
try un-pair and re-pair
inb4 apple, theres your issue
Sometimes the only resolution is just using forget device or rebooting phone entirely
Unpair is like apples solution no 1 but it never fixed anything for me.
you could pay $450 to get your board replaced
weird
If anything Apple is usually the most seamless lol
But every now and then shit like this
Don’t get me started on dells audio and Bluetooth crap
well sounds like either bad buds or bad phone
¯_(ツ)_/¯
oh yeah insta delete that shit
get to appleshop and show them that party. There is a high chance they will give you a new one
i have to connect my headset twice to my laptop before it wants to switch lol
I had a weird issue with my old iPhone 6
for me just a call was enough to get an replacement sent to me
Yeah phone is only 2 months old, so maybe if it becomes that annoying
But I just seem to consistently have Bluetooth software issues on any device
back to wires it is with you, you cant be trusted with wireless
Unpairing no help, rebooting phone o guess
Either that or wireless is just shit lol
get a drill and make that audio jack
Maybe it’s the AirPods
wait wait wait party my example is just for phone.
I mean if you do bring airpod into apple store they may exchange it
AirPod old
2 years old
Maybe 3 I have no concept of time
Rebooting phone fixed it
@cunning raft 1.17 wen ?
lazy dumb EssentialsX develop?
can't even fix configurate 🥱🥱🥱🥱
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 314 hours...
fuqqqqq
proximsy 1.17 wen?
knonimsy ?
PROXI GOING TO STORE BUYING ME FOOD
Why you yellin
why are you not yelling?

Heheh
so once spigot drops then the devs will prolly have paper out in a week
Yeah, post was made on 25 June, release date was 23 June for 1.16
A month cuz of the postponing from people asking all the time
Yea if I recall last year md5 took a while with spigot
Wonder what he’s doin this time
Sleeping probably
wdym md still got time to reply on forums 
Well yeah. But I mean in between sleep
We dont talk about that in here
As far as I know he was up to date with the release candidate
I wouldn’t expect paper within a week
Of spigot
I don’t know how people even think they’ll have something playable within 1-2 weeks of release
I'm hoping to update this month.
I told my players 2 weeks minimum, likely somewhere around 4 weeks
I don't care how much it takes, they have all the time they want 🤷♂️ probably gonna wait for also few plugins or so
ur a weirdo
nah fam how could u defend them







