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ashen cliff
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Same, but at least I made a framework to identify bots. kekwhyper

shell vine
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Well yea I've done stuff too I'm just saying for that guys case

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Actually I only said that because I assumed he didn't have online mode since "unlimited" then got side tracked by proxymist haha, VPN detector would be good

ashen cliff
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Due to how clients handle things. Example there are some spam bots that when forced to open an inventory just instantly crash.

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Enderchests are also very epic.

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Time to ask Hetzner for a new machine.

cosmic raft
mental meadow
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bye bye

woven otter
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Makes a lot of sense actually

potent fossil
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so i go to make a fabric project w/ mc dev IJ plogen, and it tells me to update to jdk 16, so i do. then IJ screams at me to update to gradle 7 cause jdk 16 does not support gradle 6, so i do. then fabric screams at me that some gradle lib it needs does not support jdk class version 60 (jdk 16)

ok

lean kiln
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use gradle 7 and loom 0.8-SNAPSHOT

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and jdk 16

vernal moth
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Good old cube

cosmic raft
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:D

cosmic raft
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To those of you who insist on trying to continue to access Jenkins: stop already! It is gone, and it is not coming back. :p

potent fossil
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lul

vernal moth
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There are literally million of requests against Jenkins

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Thank God for CloudFlare

potent fossil
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kek

vernal moth
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That's last week

mental meadow
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WHY IS MY UPDATE SCRIPT NOT WORKING IT'S NOT PAPER IS NOT STARTING

potent fossil
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.poaste

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jesus

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.paste

limber knotBOT
potent fossil
mental meadow
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kashike you broke it

lean kiln
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is your gradle JDK set to 16 in intellij

ashen cliff
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I can just imagine a bunch of servers being stuck in an infinite update loop.

mental meadow
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me too

potent fossil
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i believe so?

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let me look again

cosmic raft
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It hasn't worked for months already, krusic

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it redirected to github for auth before today

potent fossil
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yes it is

mental meadow
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that means nothing ๐Ÿ˜‚

ashen cliff
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I know. kekwhyper

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Won't stop peoples scripts tho.

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Keep looping bro.

lean kiln
potent fossil
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yea, was using system gradle not gradle wrapper tho. updating wrapper to gradle 7 rn

ashen cliff
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Actually put up a .jar that will start a application just saying "Change the link." and hang. Might stop most of the requests.

potent fossil
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oh sweet it failed

lean kiln
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f

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the fabric example mod is probably easier to copy than to use the template from the intellij plugin

lean kiln
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the plugin's template is prob outdated

ashen cliff
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Very good.

potent fossil
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oh ok there, i think its happy with the 7.0.2 wrapper now...perhaps

ashen cliff
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If I was evil, I just bundle a monero miner with it.

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And non of you could stop me.

potent fossil
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alright so that's something minecraft-dev needs to fix right? the old wrapper

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not something i did wrong

lean kiln
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yea

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the gradle 7 req is pretty recent

potent fossil
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sick thanks daddy

shell vine
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just discovered this

potent fossil
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what the hell is this PepeLa

cosmic raft
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@potent fossil ^ :D

ashen cliff
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I'm expecting a graph tomorrow.

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Tho you forgot the hang part. Since now it just restart again.

potent fossil
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Pretty noice

wispy blade
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end of year exams nearing
teacher: haha have a project

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i'd like to STUDY

ashen cliff
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No study. Only work.

wispy blade
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yeah fuck putting in the work to do the projects

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just gonna study then

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not doing it

ashen cliff
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Time to make a cursed/weird hardware wishlist, since my current eBay wishlist is way too long. kekwhyper

wispy blade
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918M mem

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๐Ÿ‘€

ashen cliff
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That HANDLE WITH CARE sign really did it's job well.

potent fossil
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F

ashen cliff
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Not only is it nuked, it's also wet AF.

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I hope it still works. kekwhyper

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Since otherwise I overpaid for something that got nuked.

cosmic raft
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what did you buy @ashen cliff

ashen cliff
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Backstory: I wanted a NUC or a Laptop for a 4 camera project.
But due to me pulling a 300 IQ play I bought an Alienware X51 R2 PC.

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Tried 2 NUCs both have trash USB hubs to the Kinect v2 complained, same goes for the laptops.

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And I'm not giving up my GT 80 Titan for that.

void void
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rip

ashen cliff
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I just have to say, this thing looks epic.

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Also it's clean... too clean.

potent fossil
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what thing

ashen cliff
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Alienware X51 R2.

potent fossil
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is this related or unrelated to the picture of the destroyed device in the wet box

ashen cliff
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Related.

potent fossil
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are you not preparing an RMA for this immediately PepeLa

ashen cliff
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Nah.

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I fix stuff bro.

potent fossil
ashen cliff
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Epic. Hetzner just said that my NVMe issue will go away with a reboot. kekwhyper

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I don't believe it.

granite slate
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Hi guys, quick question. can someone explains me what is a Common Gateway Interface?

ashen cliff
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That's somewhat right.

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Legacy term really. It's just a interface between the web server and some kind of program/script/anything that isn't just a static element.

meager tusk
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Fact!

granite slate
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Mh, ok..

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Thanks

void void
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does anyone have any idea when will paper 1.17 get released

wide chasm
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.eta

limber knotBOT
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(See #โ—-1-17) Paper for 1.17 will be released when it's released. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 162 hours...

void void
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why 162 hr

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;-;

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.eta

limber knotBOT
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(See #โ—-1-17) Paper for 1.17 will be released when it's released. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 162 hours...

mental meadow
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163

ashen cliff
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Like 187 at this point.

meager tusk
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Gonna ask 10k times.

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No 1.17 for you.

void void
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were 7 hours away from getting 169!

meager tusk
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Return to caveman.

potent fossil
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i cant believe korobi isnt advanced enough to have script processing built into the factoid system so it can automatically count kashike, simply cant believe it peepoSmile

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my headphones just bzzd bzzd from the microwave thonk

olive garden
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Commercial RF really be like that sometimes

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Oh nvm I'm stupid

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You should check that microwave out lol

ashen cliff
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Militarily RF scan detected.

olive garden
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Faraday cage might be a bit brokem

ashen cliff
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Cursed city life be like:

cosmic raft
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heh

worn ember
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Why do you have radar?

potent fossil
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krusic is a manufactured anonymous identity for a war-torn guerrilla network warfare commander in hiding, so he needs the satellite for...things

worn ember
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Tbh I'd believe that ๐Ÿคฃ

left swift
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The average day trading crypto enthusiast

novel horizon
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Well I was just dreaming about dogecoin being like 0.56

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Idk why

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Brain confusedparrot

worn ember
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i shouldve bought for 50$ when it was at 0.05

left swift
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Wait for the squeeze

true canyon
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RIP 1.7

left swift
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RIP 1.7 but what about 1.7.10

worn ember
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you mean 1.17? kappa

woven otter
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Now delete 1.8 branch

novel horizon
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I don't wanna say it but I had doge for a year or more and sold it... before it got to the boom

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lucky me..

golden gust
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meanwhile at shadows:

woven otter
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That's why you hold always

golden gust
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gets new pair of shoes

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steps in dogshit

novel horizon
worn ember
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were you the dogshit cat?

novel horizon
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what can u do, happens ๐Ÿ™‚

golden gust
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DED

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Imma go taco bell and leave a present on your rug tomorrow

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failing the lack of a rug, the end of your bed

worn ember
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make it a FAT32 one

golden gust
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U r FAT 32

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32 tons

wide chasm
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Doing operating systems stuff, ded?

worn ember
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Yes

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i have a final in 2 days

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again

woven otter
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Gl

wide chasm
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gl

golden gust
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gl

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I love how we're wishing him luck on the final rather than good luck in his studies as we all know the second he leaves the exam room, he's gonna scratch his ass and forget everything he's learn't so far

worn ember
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thats really the case tbh

woven otter
wide chasm
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Maybe he'll remember the name

worn ember
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i'll remember more about my teacher than the classes xD

wide chasm
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lol

worn ember
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since he was a security expert at the military

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he has some cool stories

woven otter
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Sounds cool

left swift
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Just remember lul

wide chasm
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If it makes you feel better, I have an operating systems book of 1100 pages and haven't opened it once

worn ember
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yikes

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mines only 820

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we dont really use it tho

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its more as a reference

wide chasm
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Sounds like all my uni books

worn ember
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yeah, i dont buy books unless i know we'll actually use them

wide chasm
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I've only read two fully, and that was after the course ended

worn ember
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ah yes, gus

wind geyser
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Jus Gohnson

worn ember
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i'm 23 and i still have no clue how to properly study xD

left swift
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That sounds like a u problem

worn ember
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ur my problem

wide chasm
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I personally prefer making practice exams or just exercises in general.

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Some people can read books really well, but I'm not that person.

worn ember
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yeah me neither

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i gotta write shit down to remember it

left swift
wide chasm
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There's one person in my class who can read really well, no idea how she does it. Like, she'll ask the teacher about a statement in chapter 8, because it seemingly contradicts a statement in chapter 2. How tf did you remember that all?

left swift
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Maybe she was cramming so it was fresh

worn ember
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nuuurd

left swift
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Trying to play catchup

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Ketchup

worn ember
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ketamineup

wide chasm
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Chapter 8 halfway through the course sounds on pace to me

worn ember
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anyway gotta study now, no distractions

wide chasm
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But jokes on her, I didn't read a damn thing and got a 97.5%

left swift
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Do you guys qualify ketchup as a sauce or a condiment and follow up question is are sauces condiments or are condiments sauces

whole prawn
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is pineapple on pizza a sandwich or sauce/condiment?

left swift
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No it's a topping

wide chasm
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That's a war crime

left swift
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Idiot

golden gust
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I mean, it's why education is so flawed

left swift
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Humans are flawed and that's why we cant have nice things

whole prawn
left swift
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Where

golden gust
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Don't get me wrong, you want the architect to know the theoretical shit as they're not the people actually doing the building work to slap it all together, but, does a builder really need to be able to create a well thought out constructive analysis of a a book somebody wrote 200 years ago or whatever and how it relates to modern society or whatever

left swift
wide chasm
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No, but you need to pad out that study with something /s

left swift
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Associate studying with drinking and there u go

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Fun times and moderate alchohalism all in the name of learning

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The american dream

wide chasm
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I somewhat felt that with my History of Science course. I think History can be useful, because you can see patterns of stuff that happened in the past and then relate that to what is happening now. But Computer Science is young, how much useful information will I really get out of that?

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People decided that they should try to work more efficiently and the US census started to take fucking forever, so they invented "computers", great.

golden gust
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CS is a weird field, however

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Like, there are still college/uni courses around in our field using tech stacks which are on their death bed

wide chasm
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I'd argue that if your CS study is mainly about programming and not theory, that you're actually doing SE.

vestal jasper
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I really wish professors put more emphasis on formatting and making what students write actually legible

wide chasm
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But I too have had a course where we were still using jQuery for web dev

golden gust
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Well, my stuff was mostly theory with some practical stuff

olive marlin
golden gust
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Kinda thing I more woulda been better going into SE as am not good with the whole writing crap, but, I like understanding what's going on so it was, erm... yea...

vestal jasper
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I'll click on a paste link and see snippets where there's like 13 consecutive blank lines, where every line is indented differently
every single var name is a single character
not a single java convention is followed
Etc etc

golden gust
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But, I mean, issue is that many of the courses out there use practical examples where the content is based on aging stacks

wide chasm
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Yeah, it'd be nice if the supporting practical stuff used something sort of practical

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I must say that it hasn't been too bad for me, though

vestal jasper
golden gust
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and, like, I get it, having to redo a course every year is a PITA and not something you wanna do, but, like, this industry moves fast and while I get it, we gotta be able to transition between languages and shit, the sad part is is that most people struggle with the tech you are teaching, many issues which have already been solved with newer stacks and can be easier to work with, etc....

vernal moth
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Smh paper is literally shilling velocity now

golden gust
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and, well, formatting is a PITA in courses

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shilling

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Or, making Tux suffer for his crimes?

left swift
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Alot of problems with updating courses is that alot of real life applications still use old ass equipment and methods cuz they too cheap to get the new ones

wide chasm
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Lean is probably the oddest language I've used, but that's more because it's apparently very new, so barely anybody uses it

left swift
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Get people running windows 02 server

olive marlin
wide chasm
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And I also doubt most people are writing formal proofs for whatever shit they write

woven otter
golden gust
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jQuery works and for some stuff does a good, damned fine job of it all

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But, most tech stacks are tryna move away from it

vernal moth
left swift
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Cat just the papers cerified rug cleaner

vestal jasper
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MS-Basic is the oldest lang I've used.
Fun fact: the IBM 5150 (IBM PC) has a dedicated ROM chip that houses an implementation of MS-Basic
MS-DOS for the PC would actually omit including Basic in favor of having dynamic links to the ROM.

wide chasm
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I think the course wanted to give some kind of framework to work with, but not something large like Vue or whatever else is hip now.

vernal moth
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jQuery is good if you wanna hack together smth, but most of it's stuff you can do via javasciprts standard lib nowadays and anything bigger you use a proper framework anyways

vestal jasper
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So if you have a 5150 with a faulty Basic ROM, the system is incapable of doing much with just the operating system

wide chasm
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But I'd say if jQuery is the most dated thing we use, we're doing quite well ๐Ÿ™‚

vernal moth
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Depends on the jquery version ^^

wide chasm
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Latest at the time

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There wasn't any kind of framework setup for you, the teacher just said "use jquery"

golden gust
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it's one of those things where something better than nothing, but, I've seen courses going even older with shit

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Pretty sure theres been a few people in here over the years who've told us of their course using the best language ever, 10 years ago

vestal jasper
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Also, the IBM 5150 does a complete read/write check on ALL RAM on every startup.
If it detects a single faulty chip (of which there may be 128 ish) you have to find and replace it for the system to boot

vernal moth
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Mfw aternos started sponsoring me on GitHub today

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That's nice of them

golden gust
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inb4 aternos is like, hangar wen?

rustic valve
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I wish for goblin-feed, where is my dinner ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

vestal jasper
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sorry we don't give dinner eta's

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you'll get your food when it's ready

rustic valve
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But, but, but

vestal jasper
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no buts

rustic valve
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I'd expect a backlog of the feed by now ๐Ÿ˜”

vestal jasper
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what feed

quasi valley
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doing the same for Hangar definitely wouldn't be bad for them :p

golden gust
rustic valve
# vestal jasper what feed

The people having requested ETA's and have thusly become goblin-feed.

Unless feed is the wrong word entirely, in which case I'd presume "stock" is correct, but I could still be wrong. ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

worn ember
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they have become alivent

left swift
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Ded has been smuggling them out using his rtp

vestal jasper
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"backlog" and "feed" are tech terms

rustic valve
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Mmmm, alivent ๐Ÿคค

vestal jasper
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so got a little confused

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idk i'm barely paying attention lmao

wide chasm
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Josh gets confused quickly

vestal jasper
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I do

worn ember
rustic valve
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Many words give many meanings, little word also many ๐Ÿ˜„

left swift
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Ez

vestal jasper
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my mind's not great at processing and understanding what people say/type and i'm bad with context

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in a constant mix of confused and understanding

rustic valve
left swift
worn ember
vestal jasper
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๐Ÿค–

vernal moth
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Lets see if they will reply ^^

vestal jasper
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๐Ÿ‘€

left swift
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Mini clout baiting smh

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Humble flex

worn ember
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trying to lur more sponsors

wide chasm
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"Thanks for notifying us, we actually meant to sponsor someone else" /s

void void
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i wish aternos could pay for my tuition kekw

rustic valve
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They could.

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They just don't want to ๐Ÿ™‚

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Wait - If Aternos is free, how do they make money?

cunning raft
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people pay for premium addons

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and they also run ads afaik

worn ember
void void
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they have like a โ€œpaidโ€ version of aternos which is exaroton

vernal moth
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You can't hot link that ded you dum dum

worn ember
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pfft

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ill just send you the html

rustic valve
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Ah, so it isn't entirely free. That clears it up ๐Ÿ˜…

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Could've been a YouTube-stunt by someone ๐Ÿ™ƒ

cosmic raft
vernal moth
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Am not even ashamed for it

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It's a valid thing to do

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Especially for you since you work on like everything

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Like, this Community would most likely just collapse of you decided to leave Minecraft, lol

cosmic raft
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idk where to advertise ๐Ÿ˜

rustic valve
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Twitter, apparently.

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Then link that tweet here, to advertise your Twitter.

Fool proof plan.

left swift
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Make a twitter banner with all ur sponsors lol

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Like an esports banner

worn ember
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only fans

cosmic raft
left swift
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Damn kash

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7 year grind for github to allow searching forks

cosmic raft
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and they still don't

vernal bone
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Am I the only one, who is experiencing eye strain when using Linux with an ips monitor? With windows no issues whatsoever, but Linux hurts my eyes for some reason Megamonka

left swift
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Maybe cuz ur not using the eye strainless distro

rustic valve
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Every Microsoft employee; Aha, Linux bad!

vernal bone
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I'm using Linux Mint 20.1 x86_64.

left swift
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Sudo apt install no-eye-strain -y

magic river
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By default Linux font rendering is more like macOS, it more closely matches how the font should actually look (like, on paper) but if you aren't using a hidpi screen it'll either take some getting used to or just cause eye strain, depending on the person

vernal bone
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Oh

magic river
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Well, "linux"

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I think Ubuntu and Mint actually configure it to be more like Windows? I don't remember anymore, I got a hidpi screen ๐Ÿ˜›

left swift
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And with that segway we'd like to thank today's sponsor, gunnar optics

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Yellow glasses

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Thanks

wispy blade
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just open up the settings so changs the font antialiasing

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ez

magic river
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afaik we either got a patent grant from Microsoft or the relevant patents expired so freetype has the cleartype-like rendering built in these days

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Although I think Ubuntu was patching it in for a while anyway?

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So it should just be a matter of using the right fonts and configuring the hinting and antialiasing

wispy blade
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^

worn ember
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belgian twitter be like

rustic valve
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Clearly the kids wanna learn

wispy blade
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netherlands twitter trends are worse ngl

worn ember
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that animation tho

warm anchor
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Caves and cliffs but no claves or cliffs change Hype

untold copper
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epik

olive marlin
rustic valve
untold copper
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@warm anchor hewo

warm anchor
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Good morning snoopa

untold copper
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i haf a messed up schedule because i decided to sleep and didn't wake up on time

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now i feel like a useless piece of shit

worn ember
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ah yes, now i remember why i dont read replies on twitter

wispy blade
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my brain hurts from reading

left swift
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Replying to minecraft

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That's ur problem

wispy blade
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C++ delicate LOL

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C++ code has the same features as Java code YEP

worn ember
left swift
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Coding style, crying mountain goat

wispy blade
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kinda wanna learn C :/

worn ember
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do you really tho

wispy blade
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good question

left swift
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Learn kotlin instead

wide chasm
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C is kinda a nice language imo

worn ember
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pro: you have a lot of control
con: you have a lot of control

wide chasm
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Yeah basically that

magic river
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C is useful to know somewhat so you can at least figure out what lower level stuff is doing

worn ember
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im fine with writing some basic instructions for some micro controller but i'd never write anything fancy

magic river
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It's also the bottom of the platform so no matter what you know you can always run C code

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The first thing anyone does for a general purpose CPU is write or port a C compiler

untold copper
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@worn ember ur fat

worn ember
stray oyster
worn ember
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never

stray oyster
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If I had the ability then Iโ€™d have axed it ages ago

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bUt MuHhH pVp!!!!

worn ember
ashen cliff
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Bruh.

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Indexes should start at 1.

left swift
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No one uses spigot anyway they all use renamed spigot forks stolen from those pirate sites

stray oyster
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For real though, donโ€™t the idiots realize that at this point you should be compensating the devs for emotional damages every time a small bug or issue from over five years ago gets thrown in their face

magic ice
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The majority of 1.8 bug reports we got with Geyser were mostly people who didn't know how to read or were running those godawful spigot forks

worn ember
stray oyster
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Hello Redned

magic ice
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We dropped support for pre 1.12 a couple weeks ago, and it's awesome not having to try and support those people with their ancient setups and weird plugins we have no interest in supporting

stray oyster
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The people that keep complaining that modern plugins donโ€™t exist for MUH 1.8.8 SUPERPIRATEDSPIGOT optimized 100% better server

ashen cliff
magic ice
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Not yet, we're planning to jump to Java 16 in about a month or so

gray tundra
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1.8 should be supported, most pvp servers run on it.

magic ice
worn ember
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no one cares about pvp servers

gray tundra
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the ppl who play on them do

rustic valve
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Then those people can support themselves.

worn ember
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yeah, well then they can develop the software for it

untold copper
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hypickle

left swift
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You mean rename the jar file

rustic valve
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Isn't that like, a pro dev move?

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Too advanced for me

magic ice
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If you want to run on 1.8, by all means do so as long as you are the one writing everything for it ๐Ÿ™‚

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Most plugin devs don't want to support ancient versions lol

stray oyster
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You canโ€™t expect people or developers to support a game version over five years out of date-
And trying to force that to go through will just make you hated more

wide chasm
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One day I renamed my craftbukkit.jar to async-craftbukkit.jar, that's how good I am

torn kelp
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What do you think, after how many days will devs give us paper for 1.17? ๐Ÿ˜…

wide chasm
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.eta

magic ice
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.eta

stray oyster
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.eta

limber knotBOT
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(See #โ—-1-17) Paper for 1.17 will be released when it's released. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 162 hours...

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(See #โ—-1-17) Paper for 1.17 will be released when it's released. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 162 hours...

magic ice
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thanks korobi

torn kelp
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Xd

worn ember
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lmao

wide chasm
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It missed one ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

untold copper
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lol

worn ember
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wheres the 3rd one

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still cant count it seems

magic ice
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watch it send in like 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚

left swift
woven otter
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1.17 when

wide chasm
#

Okay, it's a deal

magic ice
#

paper 1.8 multicore kernel wen?

torn kelp
limber knotBOT
#

(See #โ—-1-17) Paper for 1.17 will be released when it's released. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 162 hours...

torn kelp
#

Xd

rustic valve
#

AHA! I get my goblin-feed! >=D

worn ember
#

hypikel-1.8-threadripper-support-async.jar

void void
#

paper 1.5.2 multithreaded fastasync ultra fast chunks anti lag when

stray oyster
#

Because that abomination exists

left swift
#

1.8 async multicore fast optimized pvp patched buzzword3 pregen hyperthreading

worn ember
#

this has to be the ugliest pyramid scheme i've ever seen

void void
#

didnt even know that existed pepe_cry

woven otter
wide chasm
#

Gottem

worn ember
formal turret
#

Wow

void void
woven otter
#

Wow mod bullying

void void
worn ember
#

petition to start stefs impeachment procedure

stray oyster
woven otter
#

Good

wide chasm
#

No no, Z loves me

#

Because I love tacos

stray oyster
worn ember
wide chasm
#

Well, that's what he thinks anyway

stray oyster
#

Well guess hes immune

#

Ainโ€™t nothing that can be done about that

left swift
#

Impeach stef! Release the tax returns!

worn ember
#

if everything needs to be PC these days we should sue discord for allowing dictator ships

#

owners should be chosen through democracy

wide chasm
#

I agree, I vote for myself

worn ember
#

i also agree, i vote for myself

untold copper
#

@worn ember have you ever played automaton modpack?

worn ember
#

sorry im too fat to talk to you

magic river
#

I agree, I vote for stef

left swift
#

I vote for oskar

quasi valley
#

I vote for oskar, too

worn ember
#

american elections in a nutshell

untold copper
#

yes oskar i vote

left swift
#

I disagree with oskar but I dont trust stef so I vote for oskar

worn ember
#

i like trains, i vote oskar

untold copper
#

where is oskar

worn ember
#

banned

untold copper
#

lol what

#

again?

unkempt drift
#

I thought he was unbanned

magic river
untold copper
#

same

worn ember
#

idk man i cant keep up

#

im pretty sure he was rebanned again

untold copper
#

for what tho

unkempt drift
#

But then I thought he was re-unbanned after being rebanned

magic river
#

He wouldn't shut up about how he was evading Discord's age limit

worn ember
#

xD

#

bruh thats like 3 bans ago amaranth

untold copper
#

lol

worn ember
#

go with the times

wide chasm
#

He's currently banned

untold copper
#

f

left swift
#

Smh paper administration is so opaque in bans thats why we need Oskar as president

cunning raft
#

paper tyrant moderators

worn ember
#

they're banning the opposition!!

left swift
#

In Soviet paper, software runs you

vernal moth
#

I just saw oskars modlog

#

Wow

worn ember
#

plz share

wide chasm
#

Doesn't even fit on my screen lol

potent fossil
#

as paper citizens do we have any rights such as freedom of information

unkempt drift
#

Need public access to mod logs

#

For transparency

left swift
#

Freedom of Mod Logs Act

worn ember
#

FoMLA

cunning raft
#

please submit a freedom of information act request to our chief legal advisor spottedleaf

left swift
#

I'll ping and dm it right now

#

I need cosigner who is biased

untold copper
worn ember
#

i mean, you log chat publicly might as wel log infractions publicly too

formal turret
#

Can't you just look back and see then?

wraith trail
#

just search 250881407759548416 from eraser

cunning raft
#

i can't abuse my permissions if mod logs were public

left swift
#

Wait what he was gone for 3 weeks and we didnt even notice till now??!

quasi valley
#

#jroy2020

#

(retroactively)

worn ember
#

kenny i found your yt channel

left swift
#

I'll vote for the candidate that promises to put forth a solid plan on dealing with the furry population in this discord

vernal moth
#

Oh god aternos retweeted my tweet

#

Time to mute twitter notifications

golden gust
#

kek

worn ember
#

inb4 "wtf sponsor me too"

untold copper
#

aternos kekwhyper

mental meadow
waxen panther
tropic flame
#

damn, rip Travertine ๐Ÿ˜”

worn ember
#

did it work tho?

tropic flame
#

absolutely revolutionary piece of technology

#

will be missed

worn ember
#

did people actually use it?

tropic flame
#

can't wait for the forks now

left swift
#

Revolutionary?

formal turret
#

Revolutionary.

tropic flame
#

it revolutionarily allowed idiots to keep using old versions

formal turret
#

:[

vernal moth
#

@void void post dum memes elsewhere please

void void
#

.

green edge
#

Matthias at Aternos is indeed an amazing person

vernal moth
#

I just realized aternos is German today

green edge
#

Yeah, it is

left swift
#

The person?

vernal moth
#

So that makes it understandable why they support my github sponsors, it's all about beer ๐Ÿ˜‚

mystic girder
#

๐Ÿ‘€

vernal moth
#

Hey o/

mystic girder
#

hey

vernal moth
#

Thanks again

mental meadow
#

oh no not the germans

worn ember
green edge
#

I'm wondering if there is any discord mod for being notified for specific words

mental meadow
#

let's hope some other hosts are joining in giving back

vernal moth
#

I use the irc bridge for that ๐Ÿ˜‚

quasi valley
left swift
#

KennyplaysHD

quasi valley
#

imagine reading cringy youtube comments

left swift
#

Imagine being able to read Sadge

mental meadow
#

imagine

vernal moth
#

For $8.03

magic river
#

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#

Neat

limber knotBOT
#

lol

worn ember
woven otter
#

imagine dragons

warm anchor
stray oyster
mental meadow
#

no

#

I'm german

#

I just live in austria

#

๐Ÿ˜„

stray oyster
#

Iโ€™m Austrian and live in Germany

left swift
#

Australian

unkempt drift
#

So they really did sponsor a bunch of people just today. Including me for some reason ๐Ÿ˜…. I feel a bit imposter syndrome-y

mental meadow
stray oyster
#

Austria != Australia

mental meadow
#

๐Ÿฆ˜ โ›ฐ๏ธ

stray oyster
#

How come that sounds worse

left swift
mental meadow
#

idk austria is pretty bad but germany is a lot worse

stray oyster
#

h o w

#

Also remember when we were in vc and were talking in English only to realize that we are alone and dumb

mental meadow
#

ร–BB > DB

left swift
#

English is just easy like that

stray oyster
#

Point taken

mental meadow
#

ASFINAG > 563245 different Autobahnmeistereien

stray oyster
#

Schon GEZahlt?

mental meadow
#

Handysignatur > having to sign stuff and fax it to the Arbeitsamt

#

GEZ and GIS are equally worse

stray oyster
#

I mean yes

mental meadow
#

I don't know which one is worse tho

#

because you have to pay both even if you're not watching TV

stray oyster
#

Petition for a #bierzelt channel

worn ember
#

shame free services get abused so much

mental meadow
#

@vernal moth see what youtube recommended me today after like 10 years again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGc0BAZIcLE

rustic valve
#

Some great frames on that video

vernal moth
#

I still know every single line ๐Ÿ˜‚

#

That was during my worst gamer time

worn ember
#

all i understand is "somewhere over the rainbow"

vernal moth
#

I brought a ps3 only to play that game

mental meadow
#

still a banger

vernal moth
#

Not a fan of that

#

For league stuff it gotta be plentakill

#

Or the other ones, instalok, right

mental meadow
#

i listened to that on repeat when i came out

vernal moth
#

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#

Ayyy, today's attention on Twitter finally led Simon to follow me back

left swift
void void
#

Hi guys, how much time will take Paper to update to 1.17 since tomorrow the 1.17 will released?

twin lagoon
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
#

(See #โ—-1-17) Paper for 1.17 will be released when it's released. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 162 hours...

twin lagoon
#

tl;dr shut up

mental meadow
#

185

twin lagoon
mental meadow
#

nevermind

#

194

void void
#

when will paper 1.17 come out?

mental meadow
#

195

quasi valley
#

in at least 1

left swift
#

Ur mom

twin lagoon
left swift
#

ETA auto updating counter?

mental meadow
#

53

twin lagoon
#

ETA on ETA?

left swift
#

ETA on michael?

wispy blade
#

eta on my brain?

golden gust
#

brain company went out of business

#

They're tryna look for new buyers for the site, but, apparently it's a shithole of a place anyways, so, not much attention on it

left swift
#

I'll buy it for 1 stick of trident layers watermelon

magic river
#

I've got to clean up my wallpapers folder

#

I got the doki doki neko club one again

#

This is what I get for downloading a random wallpaper collection

golden gust
#

yeaaa, suuuure, okay

magic river
#

I was trying to get anime wallpapers, not denying that

#

But this is cursed

golden gust
left swift
magic river
worn ember
#

qhmmmm

left swift
#

Amaranth closet doki fan

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#

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Doesn't change the fact this is a cursed image

left swift
wind geyser
#

does the bot auto update when someone puts .eta?

#

if that makes any sense

wide chasm
#

No

magic river
#

That's way too much effort for a joke

wide chasm
#

Well, it makes sense, but it doesn't

worn ember
#

its not a joke, its serious business

magic river
#

Also that song is surprisingly not bad

left swift
#

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warm anchor
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crystal compass
#

m o m C a V e S

magic river
#

This isn't the pornhub search box

warm anchor
#

I should've pinged all the German in the mod team PepeLa

crystal compass
mental meadow
#

selphius is good

wispy blade
warm anchor
#

yes Yess

untold copper
#

hai aurora :D

left swift
#

Eternity hey sup

untold copper
#

nomana helloooooooo

warm anchor
#

hello no mana

left swift
#

U like my fresh new shoes

untold copper
#

yes very pog

warm anchor
#

They certainly look good on you

cosmic raft
#

Thanks for the sponsor @mystic girder

untold copper
#

o.O?

mental meadow
untold copper
#

wow

#

epic ๐Ÿ‘

obtuse jasper
#

how can I grab information of servers with bstats only in 1 country?

wind geyser
#

I heard from some of my friends that aternos isn't that good. I can't say anything about it, but that's what I heard from my friends

brave radish
#

It doesn't publish individual server's data, only the total numbers

#

seriously? why does the Apple Developer app require Big Sur

#

I mean cuz they're Apple and they like to make you buy new things and upgrade but still

wispy blade
#

cuz big sur is the big new thing

cosmic raft
#

because that's what the future is based on

#

it makes sense to require it

brave radish
#

like all the app does is play videos from Apple's developer site

twin lagoon
#

speaking of apple

#

although we'll only be seeing shit in 15 minutes Kappa

worn ember
#

another one?

brave radish
#

that's why I was downloading the app ^^

wispy blade
#

anotha one

twin lagoon
magic river
#

This is the one where they announce my next laptop

worn ember
#

wtf was the other one then? they released like 5 new products lol

brave radish
#

random event that they scheduled like a week before it

twin lagoon
#

this is likely the one where they announce new macbook redesigns and new apple cpus

#

and new macos versions etc

mossy vessel
#

The new iMacs are hot af. I want some for the office

crystal compass
#

yikes

twin lagoon
#

ur hot

mossy vessel
twin lagoon
wind geyser
#

anyone here use firefox?

brave radish
#

ironically last year I watched WWDC from the developer app and my laptop started burning my legs. Switched to youtube and was fine

#

Yes Dog

crystal compass
#

those 1.1ghz cpus are definitely hot

wind geyser
#

does anyone like the new redesign?

#

I do

#

it looks cool

brave radish
#

yes

#

love it, though they need to update their Alpenglow theme

wind geyser
#

It's weird on mobile, but it looks great on the desktop

wind geyser
#

yeah it looks weird

brave radish
#

if you use it in private browsing where everything is purple anyway it looks fine ๐Ÿ˜„

left swift
#

Isnt g3 happening soon too

#

E3

#

Lul g3

wind geyser
brave radish
#

June 12, 2021

#

E3 ^^

magic river
#

WWDC these days is mostly just OS updates and them talking about the new features and new APIs

left swift
#

Nice

brave radish
#

they better have news on BOTW

magic river
#

Nintendo doesn't do E3

wind geyser
#

I wanna see what they're doing with iOS 15. I might download the beta

brave radish
#

what? since when?

#

they have before at least

magic river
#

I think they do their treehouse thing in a booth but they don't do announcements there

wind geyser
#

does anyone think that A9 will still be supported?

twin lagoon
#

@warm anchor AYAYA

brave radish
#

Among companies confirmed to be participating at the event include Nintendo...

magic river
#

They do Nintendo Directs isntead

brave radish
#

well sometimes they do and they didn't have news at the last Nintendo Direct

#

so I'm hoping

wind geyser
#

I'm pretty sure they're doing another Direct pretty soon

brave radish
#

just let me hope for my sequel Amaranth ๐Ÿฅบ

magic river
#

Everyone is calling it the Nintendo E3 Direct but afaik it's not in the same building or anything

wind geyser
#

I'm still waiting for waluligi to be in smash

warm anchor
wind geyser
#

memoji

#

and yes

#

I made one of a crappy president, but it's now no longer on my phone

twin lagoon
#

rie EPIC

warm anchor
magic river
#

Huh, I guess they do advertise it as an E3 thing themselves though

#

I thought Microsoft was the only one that did a real E3 thing anymore

wispy blade
#

i'll watch the yt summaries/recaps

wind geyser
#

I hope that apple is still gonna support the A9 Processor

wide chasm
#

They used to have booths at E3 for people to try out new games and stuff. Obviously it's now online, so that's not the case, but they are listed as a party for E3.

untold copper
#

new redesign looks epic

magic river
#

Why would you use anything but Firefox?

untold copper
#

good point

#

do you like the new look?

wide chasm
#

I'm guessing currently being present at E3 just means that E3 will show your video on their streams, cause I don't see what else it would be since it's online.

wind geyser
#

I'm going 2 years strong now

wispy blade
wind geyser
#

I remember when I used to make fun of people for using firefox and now I'm one of them lmfao

magic river
#

I think the old compact layout was better

golden gust
#

firefox is meh

wispy blade
#

compact yum

magic river
#

But the menus and such look better

wind geyser
#

you could give them feedback if they enabled it

#

*re-enabled it

#

too lazy to edit

golden gust
#

they big performance improvement projects are generally done years before by other browsers first

brave radish
#

did Apple purposely choose stressful music?

vernal moth
golden gust
#

they're constantly fucking with the UI every few dozen years

wide chasm
#

I honestly don't really care much for which browser I use, they're all so similar nowadays

wind geyser
wispy blade
#

this was 2 years ago

golden gust
#

and, like, in general, vivaldi just seems to work these days, even if it was rocky near the start

wind geyser
brave radish
#

Firefox is, by far, the worst for developers, but, they have to deal with it whether I use it or not, so I use it

wind geyser
#

but you don't use it so, you don't have to do it

golden gust
#

ah, yes, the firefox way

wispy blade
golden gust
#

We can't deal with the fact that our browser slows down to all shit so we just recommend you throw it out every year or so

#

wooooooo

wind geyser
#

firefox actually runs pretty smooth on my core 2 quad

#

which is my mc server

magic river
#

Firefox is worst for developers? What?

untold copper
#

one issue with firefox is launching it on newly booted system (as in restarted) takes a good while to load any webpage for the first time

wide chasm
#

I would even go as far as saying that, if you ignore the fact it's discontinued, IE11 was fine.

worn ember
wind geyser
#

I can't wait to see IE go away

#

it sucked from the beginning ngl

#

it didn't even work on my old pc

magic river
#

Firefox usually doesn't degrade over time like that anymore but with Sync it doesn't really hurt anything to blow it away and resync anyway

#

WWDC starting

vernal moth
#

What?

potent fossil
#

lol that animation was cute

wind geyser
#

not actually craig

twin lagoon
#

some netflix original type of shit going on

brave radish
#

this year's WWDC is cringy so far

wind geyser
#

yes

worn ember
#

wym this year?

#

its always cringe xD

brave radish
#

yeah but more so this year

twin lagoon
#

my guy every event has cringey marketing

golden gust
#

wtf is this shit

warm anchor
#

WE CRASHED THE BUG!

wind geyser
#

when apple tries to stay hip, but all they care about is the money

worn ember
#

no need to feel offended lol

potent fossil
#

dont know what this is but i love it

#

i l o v e it

golden gust
#

CRUSHED U DUMFUQ

#

SHEESH

warm anchor
magic river
#

The Bug: The Musical

wind geyser
#

EWWWWWWWWWW

twin lagoon
#

k the bitmoji are cool

magic river
#

I think I might be a little behind you guys

wind geyser
#

ITS FULL OF MIMOJIS

twin lagoon
#

or mimoji

wind geyser
#

@magic river go to the apple website

twin lagoon
#

what the fuck are they called

warm anchor
#

it's only head notlikerie

magic river
#

I'm on the Apple website

twin lagoon
#

eternity AYAYA

wind geyser
twin lagoon
wind geyser
upbeat falconBOT
brave radish
#

I'm on YouTube and we appear to be in sync

twin lagoon
#

memoji

warm anchor
#

also watching happy

wind geyser
#

*memoji

#

my bad

magic river
#

Yeah I just refreshed and went from ending the intro thing to suddenly Tim Apple is talking already

brave radish
#

oof

twin lagoon
#

i've already seen too many macbooks in the last 5 minutes

#

confirmed macbook announcement

wind geyser
#

LOL

#

maybe

brave radish
#

lol it's always MacBooks

wind geyser
#

14 inch

#

even though I'm not going to buy one

magic river
#

Those are old macbooks, unless they aren't redesigning the shell

twin lagoon
#

i've got a 14 inch too

worn ember
#

gotta get that PC stuff in there ofc kekwhyper

warm anchor
#

unzip my laptop bag

wind geyser
#

I have a 14 inch laptop too

#

but I don't want a mac

brave radish
#

ok Tim, now finish the speech no one cares about and tell us what's new

twin lagoon
#

who the fuck cares about ios

#

literally no one

warm anchor
#

bro chicken

#

the foreplay is the best part

wind geyser
#

teleporting crig

magic river
#

Uncanny Valley shit right there

golden gust
#

i feel like i've heard this before

worn ember
#

i cant tell if this guy is real or fake

wind geyser
potent fossil
#

i love me some craig

magic river
#

I'm on the lookout for the cuts

wind geyser
#

Facetime coming to android??

magic river
#

When they were flying the drone around last time I started trying to spot where they were cutting between shots

twin lagoon
wind geyser
#

well i did

#

spacial audio....

#

what, do you need the AirPods Max for that feature?

golden gust
#

getting stuff like facetime on android would just be a PITA for how pedantic apple can be around stuff

magic river
#

No, you can do most of that with just stereo audio

warm anchor
#

pog binaural asmr on facetime

worn ember
potent fossil
#

lmao

golden gust
#

GRID VIEW?!

#

HOW REVOLUTIONARY?!

wind geyser
#

google meets, but it's by apple

golden gust
#

OMG APPLE CHANGING THE WORLD

#

lol

warm anchor
#

WOW

twin lagoon
#

God I fucking love @potent fossil

worn ember
#

wow

brave radish
#

this is much more fun with cat's running commentary

wind geyser
#

facetime links?

#

hmm

potent fossil
#

why do you love me so @twin lagoon pepelove

warm anchor
#

wow onlyfan link but now facetime!

wind geyser
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this is llke zoom lmao

worn ember
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or like any other generic app xD

wind geyser
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YOOOOOOO

twin lagoon
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oh fuck it's actually coming to android

wind geyser
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I CALLED IT

warm anchor
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LOL

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@twin lagoon heyyyy

golden gust
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right from their browser

warm anchor
wind geyser
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SUCK IT MICHAEL

golden gust
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I mean, not really

twin lagoon
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this has to be the first time apple has shown a windows computer and apple phone

twin lagoon
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@twin lagoon cutie

wind geyser
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golden gust
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it's a trashy ass workaround but, like, i mean, better than tryna deal with android

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๐Ÿ˜ณ

twin lagoon
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mari BEST rifleman

magic river
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Nah when you had to use iTunes they made a big deal out of how you could do it from Windows too

wind geyser
warm anchor
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wtc now you can watch anime together on face time

worn ember
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i love talking about albums that come out over facetime

magic river
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Ooh, open one browser when a "webcam" and "mic" that is just VLC output

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Oh, you can literally watch stuff together

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I fell behind again?

worn ember
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thts cool

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no

magic river
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I thought you were talking about using the browser stuff to do that

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i like medic more ?

magic river
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No pyro?

golden gust
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I mean, the one thing you've gotta admit about apple is that their implementation is often fucking sweet to actually use

wind geyser
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I'd like to see iMessage come to a website/android

golden gust
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But, like, very little that they do is revolutionary

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iMessage is like their biggest seller, I doubt they'll drop that cross platform

warm anchor
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lmao watching tiktok together

magic river
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iMessage was supposed to be a cross platform open federated thing

wind geyser
untold copper
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iMessage kekwhyper

magic river
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Then they got sued for patent infringement and that gave them an excuse to roll that plan back

wind geyser
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I even asked an apple employee if they would ever have AirPlay on android and they actually were going to suggest it to their team

vernal moth
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Did apple just turned down their walled garden?

wind geyser
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which is cool

vernal moth
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By opening up FaceTime

warm anchor
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yah

vernal moth
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What fucked up timeline is this?

brave radish
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quasi valley
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do we have to talk about this again, proxi

magic river
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You can't start a facetime call from a browser

warm anchor
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AYY

quasi valley
magic river
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The iPhone user has to start it and give you a link

brave radish
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EterNity so mean

warm anchor
warm anchor
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sounds like time for mod of the month

worn ember
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why are these people at my trees

wind geyser
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wow, listening to a song for 5 seconds and then putting it into your playlist

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so cool

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/s

brave radish
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"Love it; definitely adding this one to my library"

golden gust
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mod of the month?

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Wait, we have mods?!

brave radish
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after 5 seconds ^^ what Dog said

wind geyser
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"Screenshots or memes cluttering up my library"

worn ember
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safari lul, can that just die already

wind geyser
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did you know that the PS4 uses WebKit?

warm anchor
golden gust
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safari is pretty nice bar the fact that apple is slow af

worn ember
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i have 9gb of memes

wind geyser
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I have like 3k photos on my phone rn

golden gust
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(and assy about stuff, think that they just dropped webm support after how many years... :/ )

brave radish
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:( I'm behind again

twin lagoon
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notiifcations still look like shit as usual

wind geyser
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notifications look terrible

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what michael said

warm anchor
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grid view notification when??

wind geyser
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they look worse than before

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yuck

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@warm anchor pom has been elected

warm anchor
wind geyser
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"NOTIFY ANYWAY"

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????

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WHY

twin lagoon
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slack has a similar feature

wind geyser
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I don't like that

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I have dnd on for a reason

brave radish
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you can probably turn that off