general

[wispy blade]

cat fail englis

[warm anchor]

Relax zzcat hasn’t slept for a week

[mighty storm]

damn yall werent lying with the 12 redirects

[warm anchor]

[ancient bolt]

12 is an understatement tbh

we should create a competition, to figure out which link on which page results in the most redirects

[warm anchor]

Loading…
Still loading….
Hold on a bit longer…
Just a while now…
Hang on…

[ancient bolt]

and then the page load and it's just your auto-pay settings

[warm anchor]

If you have good eye, it’s actually several different loading page

[ancient bolt]

like what in the world were you doing loading all those pages just to get to here

[mighty storm]

we kinda with at&t cus we were able to upgrade all 4 of our phones to the 12's for like $500 total 😂

like ok why not

[wispy blade]

god i hate dutch people talking english

[twin lagoon]

i hate dutch people talking dutch

[wispy blade]

horrible accent

why you hate dutch michael

what did it do to you

[twin lagoon]

cuz i'm dutch

fuck dutch

all my homies hate dutch

[wispy blade]

same

[twin lagoon]

english >

[warm anchor]

😔

[twin lagoon]

eternity

[warm anchor]

Michael

[mighty storm]

mickle

[wispy blade]

gochiusa and lotl moment

[mighty storm]

lort of the lings?

[twin lagoon]

lord of what

where's rory

[mighty storm]

rory!!

leme check

[twin lagoon]

rory indeed

[wispy blade]

we all need a bit of rory in our lives

[mighty storm]

this was her earlier

21MB holy shit

chonker

[twin lagoon]

you already sent that one !!!!1!!1

need new rory pics

[mighty storm]

idk check rory's website

[twin lagoon]

[wispy blade]

website?

[mighty storm]

yeah theres also a fanclub

[shell vine]

i coulda swore minidigger was already staff

[twin lagoon]

he was maintainer

[golden gust]

He moved up in the ranks, somehow

[mighty storm]

no we found him on the streets

now hes in the sheets

or something

idk what core does

im just triage

😅

[meager tusk]

Ok

[twin lagoon]

Idriz!

[meager tusk]

I need new Michale Pics

[twin lagoon]

Bro!

[vernal moth]

The second time now! 😂

[meager tusk]

[vernal moth]

Thanks everyone

[twin lagoon]

[meager tusk]

Michale what are you doing

[vernal moth]

I was waking up to 23 discord notifications

[twin lagoon]

they decided it was a good idea to install solar panels and shut off the gas lines

[vernal moth]

5 DMs from random ppl I have never heard about

[twin lagoon]

so now i'm awake at 7:45 in the morning for the next week

[vernal moth]

3 DMs from ppl I do know

[mighty storm]

mini ive never dm'd you so this next dm is gonna be pretty epic

[vernal moth]

And like a ping in every single MC discord I am in

[meager tusk]

Want another one?

[twin lagoon]

i open my dms with mini and all i see is the cyberpunk glitch where your character's penis hangs out

[meager tusk]

?

[golden gust]

typical michael

[twin lagoon]

mini sent it

[golden gust]

[vernal moth]

Uhhm

I swear there was some context

[golden gust]

Yea, sure, ofc

context is that u lyk pp

[meager tusk]

Ok "zzzCat (Don't ping)"

[vernal moth]

Oh and I got 5 friend requests from ppl i don't know

[warm anchor]

Welcome to core team!

[shell vine]

now, handle every PR and bug report by tomorrow

[vernal moth]

https://c.tenor.com/qn-45RI4FNoAAAAM/request-denied-tom-welling.gif

[vernal moth]

That's the dev teams job, smh

[warm anchor]

Change your name to !A MiniDigger | Martin for maximum request

[vernal moth]

My DMs are open

I don't need to add anyone

[warm anchor]

😉

[vernal moth]

Kek I even did get two messages on telegram by friends

[meager tusk]

telegram 🛌

[vernal moth]

Hands down the best instant messenger

[cosmic raft]

#❗-1-17

[warm anchor]

#❗-1-17

[shell vine]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1400698471385083904/sLTt0UmS_400x400.jpg

[warm anchor]

@cosmic raft should put EMOJI on channel name. I forgot to suggest earlier for maximum eyesore

[cosmic raft]

yes just impossible to do on linux client :D

[warm anchor]

Lmao

[cosmic raft]

better?

[warm anchor]

#⚠️1-17 Oh that’s works

Yours is good. It’s very eye catching

[cosmic raft]

thanks mobile

[shell vine]

i dont think u can actually do emoji for channel names, only the ascii emoji or whatever its called

[vernal moth]

It's always sow weird to me seeing stuff like discord in German

[wispy blade]

qwertz OMEGALUL

[cosmic raft]

my desktop keyboard is qwertz as well

[vernal moth]

Yesteeday I yelled at kenny because he has the mc launcher in german

[cosmic raft]

well mini

now that you are core, we can rename all the channels to be german

[vernal moth]

And it was talking about "neuste Entwicklungsversion" instead of newest snapshot

[mighty storm]

yalls intellijs ever hard crash sometimes

[wispy blade]

LOL

[vernal moth]

God no I hate German so much

[mighty storm]

like "iight imma head out"

[wispy blade]

lemme see what it is in dutch rq

[golden gust]

thank fuck we won then

[vernal moth]

The same most likely

[wispy blade]

probably just "nieuwste snapshot"

cuz dutch isnt gay

[cosmic raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/720463729770102854/JPEG_20200610_192515.jpg

my keyboard

[wispy blade]

i mean it is but

[mighty storm]

why is it rgb

[ancient bolt]

okay AT&T texted me asking if I initiated the transfer, but I didn't get it because my phone was mid-transfer. Had to put my old sim in my old phone lol

and my old phone got over 100 notifications

yay

[cosmic raft]

lmao

[wispy blade]

have not launched in a while

[mighty storm]

at&t freakin out like wtf u doin bro?? u leavin uss???

[cosmic raft]

den be like "yea lmao you guys are shit, byeeeeee"

[vernal moth]

I think am with my ISP for a decade now

For both lan and mobile

[cosmic raft]

heh

[meager tusk]

I'm with mine for well over a decade

[wispy blade]

same except i dont pay for it

[vernal moth]

Am not old enough for that, lol

[meager tusk]

IPKO forever strong 💪 1/1 support @ashen cliff

[vernal moth]

Vodafone here

[meager tusk]

Is it good?

[vernal moth]

Yeah

[mighty storm]

how do i tax evade my phone bills? They kinda force me to pay not good

[meager tusk]

most people in Albania use Vodafone

[shell vine]

up during european hours

[meager tusk]

ignore them 🧠

[vernal moth]

I only once had to call support, and they quickly got me thru to an actual IT administrator, who was a gal, who would aka 2 questions, hack something on her keyboard and then my phone had signal again

Literally magic

[meager tusk]

If you call IPKO for support well

Get used to the hold song

Admittedly that's not a bad thing the song is cool

[vernal moth]

(switched to a new phone and I didn't had signal on that new one, so I guess she just did reset my sim or smth)

Oh no hold song here

[cosmic raft]

@meager tusk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSCoMS3SkZk

[vernal moth]

They called me

[meager tusk]

but they put you on hold for so long and the people who respond are always agitated with you for some reason

[vernal moth]

After I put in my number

Companies that still use hold lines are evil

Just have some form where you enter your number and when you wanna get called back and be done with it

[warm anchor]

That’s the thing mini

[vernal moth]

At work a first year apprentice wrote such a form for us

[warm anchor]

Company with hold line wants people with small issue to drop it and never call again

They don’t reallllly want to call you back

[mighty storm]

Apple does this it's great lol

[vernal moth]

Which was fun, because it was the first time I experienced a "cyber attack" at this company

Somebody just wrote shit into the api

Cause we just deployed the code of an apprentice into prod without much review ^^

[vernal moth]

Everybody does

I wanna say Amazon started this trend

But not sure

[cosmic raft]

doubt it

they probably stole the idea from some smaller company or something

stupid amazon

[vernal moth]

Yeah prolly

[mighty storm]

yeah

amazon is built on their ability to operate at a loss until theyre the monopoly

[vernal moth]

Its such a little yet effective thing to increase your support experience

[slow bloom]

Is it only me but I try to avoid calling companies?

[wispy blade]

tfw has to install git to run neofetch on windows

[cosmic raft]

I had my share of fun with calling companies in... 2019 I think it was

[03:21] kashike: that was definitely the most fun on the phone I've had though
[03:21] kashike: putting Google Pay on hold, telling bank "please hold on while I add Google Pay to the call"

lmao

[wispy blade]

happens

[ancient bolt]

I have officially won this competition

logged in to the AT&T website and went into an infinite loop of redirects

[vernal moth]

That's genius, lmao

I assume they both blamed each other?

[wispy blade]

lesgo

[vernal moth]

Before you created that call

[golden gust]

RIVERSIDE... LETS GO!

[warm anchor]

This is to simulating their internal panic that you are switching away!

[ancient bolt]

Google should know that AT&T will send the confirming text message and have info on how to best deal with that

so, really it's AT&T's fault for this being annoying, but kind of sad that Google Fi didn't better handle it

either way it should be resolved in a few hours

[vernal moth]

Wooo, just got my appointment for the first vaccination shot

For Tuesday

Via my company

[cosmic raft]

nice @vernal moth!

[quasi valley]

I was put on the waiting list a few days ago

but I don't expect anything within the next month 😂

[wispy blade]

when the online coursebook

[broken rampart]

which one?

[vernal moth]

Biontech, German quality, what else, smh

[vernal moth]

Yeah I didn't bother with any of that and out trust in my company, lol

We get 318 doses for next week

[quasi valley]

ah nice haha

[mossy vessel]

Trying to get an appointment on legal ways ahaha

see ya in 2030

[quasi valley]

time to report nmf to the authorities

[mossy vessel]

I am the authorities!

[quasi valley]

dear nmf, I would like you to report yourself to yourself

[mossy vessel]

But gov does not care bout gov people and they keep postponing ours 😔

[vernal moth]

I trusted in capitalism and wasn't disappointed

I mean, am still disappointed that I had to trust in capitalism

Buuuuut

[quasi valley]

just let the market handle it

[vernal moth]

Well, back to sleep I go

[quasi valley]

at 9am?

[broken rampart]

just come to the US, walk in appointments for vaccines ;)

[quasi valley]

are you brocc in disguise?

[vernal moth]

I just woke up to get an appointment

[golden gust]

any time is a good time to sleep

[vernal moth]

We aren't that far off of that, just a few weeks

You guys just had a head start, plus EU is actually exporting vaccines to others cause we aren't assholes

[broken rampart]

i get my 2nd shot in a few days, pretty hyped to finally be able to attend local tournys again

[quasi valley]

I doubt that it's going to be like that in just a few weeks

[golden gust]

biggest thing is getting the vulnerable in

[vernal moth]

Germany is at 45% first shot 20% second shot

[golden gust]

and those that are rushing to get it who are in the priority groups

Will eventually turn into a case where the # of vaccines outstrip the people rushing to get it

[vernal moth]

The number of vaccines is increasing and the voulnerable we already covered

We opening up next week for everyone

[golden gust]

think we're at like 32+ right now

[broken rampart]

I'm happy with my state so far, 55% and 46%. Finally able to go to the gym without a mask, plus social distancing is less restricted

[quasi valley]

nice

[broken rampart]

Fortunate to think by the end of the year things might be better

Too bad we lost a lot of lives due to idiots tho

wait i'm turning into politics srry

[golden gust]

50% have had both vaccines, and 3/4ths have had at least one

No idea why they reported as a % and a fraction, but, yea

[vernal moth]

Now to see if I can get my sister sneaked into my company for not next week but the week after

They said fam is fine, but she doesn't live with me

[broken rampart]

bs it 👀

[vernal moth]

My sister still has our parents address on the ID, but I changed the address on my ID when I moved out

So we don't have the same address

[mossy vessel]

And closing down are vax centers

[vernal moth]

Mmh?

[mossy vessel]

At least ours closes at the end of June

[quasi valley]

[vernal moth]

Well, if they then give those doses to GPs that's fine

[quasi valley]

I dont even know who my family doctor is because I didnt go there for at least 6 years, and the offices usually only give out appointments if you are one of their patients

[vernal moth]

My GP is literally dead

So yeeaaaah

[mossy vessel]

I don't have one

[vernal moth]

(died of old age it's fine)

[wispy blade]

F

[vernal moth]

But I just didn't go there in like a decade

[mossy vessel]

But I'm not in need either and if, I don't go to local doctors lol

[broken rampart]

i don't go to doctors often either, i stay pretty health through my own methods

100cc of essential oils every night

[quasi valley]

well given that I dont have any other sneaky route, I had to enter a waitinglist in one of the centers lmao

[vernal moth]

Yeah am sure that's what keeps you healthy lol

And it's not the sports you do

Or the eating fine

[vernal moth]

In cologne we had some days already where you could just line up and get it

A friend of mine just got a sunchair and a book and queued up for 3 hours and got it

[quasi valley]

heh lol

[golden gust]

I moved and the new doctors have their doors locked for only people with appointments and anxiety and didn't wanna pester for a form at the door

[cosmic raft]

heh

just use webmd

"my foot is itchy"

you have cancer

[wispy blade]

"my hand hurts"

you have carpal tunnel

5 mins later pain gone

[vernal moth]

Only doctor I really need is dentist, cause gotta go there regularly, and for that I just asked google where the nearest is and walked there

Lol

[mossy vessel]

I like my dentist. First time I appeared there some years ago I asked for an appointment and they offered one in 6 weeks. I said I was privately insured and got one the week later

[golden gust]

Just reminded me of the House MD scene, where somebody comes in saying that their arm aches when lean on it all night

[vernal moth]

And here I can get one next week without being privately insured, lol

Plus, she's young, like mid 30, and her receptionist is hot, lol

[broken rampart]

reminds me of that meme of someone bringing their car to a mechanic because when it only has 1 window open it makes a "wub wub wub" sound

[mossy vessel]

My private insurance has often been my ticket for early appointments or free pills

[quasi valley]

appointment delays are an actual joke

[mint bone]

What is Hangar?

[vernal moth]

You in education or smth or why go thru private insurance?

[vernal moth]

Spigots resource section, but good

[wispy blade]

^

[vernal moth]

Or just parents?

I think I dont even earn enough to go private, lmao

[mossy vessel]

Hm?

[vernal moth]

Yeah need 64k per year to go private

[mossy vessel]

Being self employed is a reason to sign up

Yeah, I'm over that

[vernal moth]

Oh yes right that too

Self employed have to go thru that

[mossy vessel]

Plus being a student is also a way to get in

[golden gust]

too late

[vernal moth]

You are two weeks late

And also not funny

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NEmE6fkMVA

^ If people keep asking

[mossy vessel]

But therefore you need to sign up before you apply for a student spot

[vernal moth]

Only ppl my age I know that in private are becoming teachers

They have to go private too

[potent fossil]

morning

gratz mini

[wispy blade]

gimple!!!!

hi

[potent fossil]

.kill mini

[limber knot]

gags and ties mini then throws them off a mountain to their death.

[potent fossil]

no special treatment tho

[wispy blade]

did you sleep ok :>

[potent fossil]

ye

[golden gust]

damn

[wispy blade]

dude

tell me your secrets

[golden gust]

Idk why but whenever I see simple being happy it just makes me sad

[wispy blade]

i slept <5 hrs

[potent fossil]

i went to bed at 5am and woke up at 12am

i mean

wait what

i went to bed at 5pm and woke up at 12am, idk time anymore

shits warping

[wispy blade]

wat

midnight?

[potent fossil]

yes

[wispy blade]

or am i dumb

oh ok

[potent fossil]

its 12:40am now

[golden gust]

I mean, you are

But, simple is weird as shit and does stuff like that

[wispy blade]

yeah am/pm 🤮

[potent fossil]

i mean i can say 00:41 if you wish

[wispy blade]

you have not heard of the legend called wooz, cat

[potent fossil]

went to bed 1700, got up 0000

[wispy blade]

👍

[mossy vessel]

(Unfortunately) it's one of the only ways to get an appointment in a reasonable time over here

[last viper]

mini-who? why am I getting stuff from mini-digger on my phone???

[potent fossil]

wow that is a name i haven't seen in a long fucking time

[wispy blade]

mmonke

[last viper]

shh

monke not here.

[wispy blade]

monke is me

ook ook monke brain

@monkey1771 PepeHands

[last viper]

^

[potent fossil]

rick and morty 16 days

[thorny totem]

Heya, don't know if "Polymart" has a good reputation for MC plugins/devs? I asked for a nametagedit alternative in #paper-help and I got told to try the plugin TAB by Nieznany_. Tested the free version and I found out it has a premium variant but sold on MCM and Polymart. Don't know if its worth buying that plugin on Poly as I don't trust MCM.

I know AnimatedNames by Maxim but it seems inactive :I

[potent fossil]

I have no idea about that site's reputation

[vernal moth]

Mcm but worse

[potent fossil]

I didn't think that was possible

[thorny totem]

Hmm guess I'll avoid that one aswell

[vernal moth]

Uuh I forgot this existed

https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo

[potent fossil]

8 years already

jfc

[ashen cliff]

BRO! LEGIT just had no electricity for 6 hours. Best part ŠIPKO TELEKOM working as expected at dropping dead the nano second the electricity cut out. Tho I could sleep for 6 hours hours than usual.

[wispy blade]

school wifi slow w

[cosmic raft]

@lean kiln

[quasi valley]

is the 1.17 end portal texture new or the same as before? https://i.imgur.com/DUYOKML.png

with all dose lines

[untold copper]

no

its changed

[quasi valley]

ah

[untold copper]

prob a bug cos that doesn't look very intentional

[ashen cliff]

INB4 NoVideo driver.

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-06-04_12-10-54.png

[quasi valley]

heh interesting

that was on a 1.8 server with Via tho so idk

[untold copper]

@ashen cliff do you know any mod that lets you draw on a map and then show the blocks as overlays in the world?

so i draw on map and it shows that red line as an overlay in the world

[wispy blade]

is that

amogus?

[untold copper]

no

[ashen cliff]

No.

[wispy blade]

i see an amogus dude

[untold copper]

im tryna make walls like the ones in attack on titan

[wispy blade]

stop lying >:c

[untold copper]

its very hard getting the curve right

[wispy blade]

client side mod like baritone should work :p

[untold copper]

how so?

[wispy blade]

cuz it'll also build automatically xd

[untold copper]

from what

how exactly

[wispy blade]

idk never used it

[untold copper]

i see

okthanks

[wispy blade]

just look into it i guess

mmmm i love command line

[left swift]

We cant meme anymore sad

[untold copper]

i think i got it

[wispy blade]

nice

[untold copper]

needs to be a bit shorter

[wispy blade]

nahhhhh

[untold copper]

yes

just a bit

[left swift]

Amogus

[potent fossil]

i lol'd https://dbrand.com/shop/tesla-cybertruck-skins

I fucking love dbrand so much

[untold copper]

perfect

[potent fossil]

thanks dbrand, it's beautiful https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Blanchedalmond-Cod-d8.png

[wispy blade]

HAHA

that looks horrendous

[mental meadow]

lol

[autumn glen]

https://github.com/Minestom/Minestom is multi threading even possible? According to this server software....

[twin lagoon]

if you write the server from scratch

of course

[potent fossil]

It's possible for custom server implementations

But Spigot/Paper/Tuinity etc all wrap around the default mojang server

Well not wrap, augment

So, we're stuck with their stuff

[autumn glen]

I see, according to that it says they built the whole thing from the ground up

[potent fossil]

They did

Paper didn't

[twin lagoon]

yes

[autumn glen]

Seems rather complex to setup xD

[golden gust]

They built it from the ground up and left out a lot of the "hard to thread" features

throwing a ton of tasks into a thread pool is trivial

[autumn glen]

And it mentioned no support for bukkit plugins or smth?

Hmm

[twin lagoon]

obviously

[golden gust]

ofc not

bukkit plugins expect the server to actually do stuff

[potent fossil]

lol

[autumn glen]

Lol then why even try to use this software 😂

[quasi valley]

and it's not like it's a full Minecraft server

[golden gust]

if you're tryna throw together a lobby or something, sure, maybe

[potent fossil]

Minestom is more for like, building a custom Minecraft experience

You use it and build on top of it

You don't run just Minestom

[golden gust]

Assuming you have a dev team capable of working ontop of a base platform

But, otherwise, you stick to a well known & supported platform

[potent fossil]

It's like a base a custom coded server on top of

[autumn glen]

I'm the dev team 😂

So yeah, nop

[potent fossil]

No extra shit (very bare) so you have a blank canvas, more or less

[worthy geode]

If its more work to remove/disable the features you don't need than it is to add the features you need, use Minestom. Otherwise don't

[potent fossil]

Haven't used its API tho so can't comment

[ashen cliff]

Wasn't there a multi threaded redstone only server thing? But you couldn't actually use redstone at all?

[potent fossil]

damn looking into minestom its actually a great platform to build a minigame off of

the instance system alone

[golden gust]

I mean, people try to throw threads at stuff without understanding threads

e.g. throwing threads at basic math ops

or, just generally, who cares about state management

[potent fossil]

I mean I have no idea how stable it is, not looking at the code either. Just checking docs, it looks and sounds very pretty

No idea if it works pretty kek

[wide chasm]

It's still WIP, you can run a basic server, but yeah don't expect a full server

[golden gust]

From what I saw it was very minimal and generally looked kinda sketchy

[potent fossil]

nah i mean, im looking at it as a base server thing that I can turn into a minigame by directly modifying the server itself

[golden gust]

Like, you wouldn't ever get to survival type servers on something like that ever I don't think

[potent fossil]

and for that purpose, it seems quite nice

[left swift]

Ur quite nice

[golden gust]

But, for a lobby type setup where you just generally need a world, maybe some basic entities like fireworks and shit, maybe pretti animations, would work great

Don't complement him

He'll get used to it and expect it

[wide chasm]

There's an attempt for a vanilla reimpl, but it's far from finished

[potent fossil]

do you not agree about the minigame thing tho?

like, that typically doesn't need any vanilla shiz

[golden gust]

I mean, it's correct, just, skeptical on your goals

[potent fossil]

i have no goals in this software 👀

[left swift]

U make me hardware

Haha

[potent fossil]

pls stop harassing me

[left swift]

I should submit that to hallmark cards

[viral hornet]

i mean he's not wrong simple

😳

[potent fossil]

😏

[left swift]

Developer hallmark cards for special occasions by papermc

[potent fossil]

fuk hallmark

just make it papermc cards

[wispy blade]

^

papermc, the card company

[potent fossil]

we can make our own "The Office"-like show with extreme ease

[mental meadow]

actually it's a paper machine company

https://www.papermc.com/

almost finished with the office :/

[potent fossil]

Hey, we're leading the world in paper cups and Minecraft servers

[left swift]

[potent fossil]

(re: https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Envious-Frenchbulldog-f3.png)

[left swift]

[potent fossil]

wat the vswitch thing for? and that's only if all the nodes are at hetzner no?

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

[potent fossil]

(i mean shit they prob would be cause prices 🤡 but)

[ashen cliff]

You can create a virtual Layer 2 network between your Hetzner machines.

[potent fossil]

krusic dumb it down for me i dont speak networking fluently yet

wat layer 2 means

[left swift]

The 2nd layer

[potent fossil]

oh ok i see, it's so you can use metallb's layer 2 mode, so i guess hetzner wouldnt support bgp. the bgp deployment seems tough, but obviously very sexy

again this shit is super complicate and cloud providers are calling me, but i feel like i could run it cheaper on my own (but maybe not, who really knows)

[left swift]

What's all this for?

[ashen cliff]

Physical address only (so MAC).

[potent fossil]

absolutely nothing im just trying to learn k8s and be a michael level devops understander

would also be cool to be a krusic level networking understander

hey krusic

[ashen cliff]

Step one: Don't use Cisco.

[potent fossil]

Noted.

[ashen cliff]

Step two: Complete the Cisco CCAr before it was nuked.

[potent fossil]

The future is looking bleak.

[ashen cliff]

If you have already achieved your CCAr certification, you will automatically receive Lifetime Emeritus status.

Daily Cisco BS.

[potent fossil]

Lmao

[ashen cliff]

Step 3: Buy Dell switches and a bunch of QUALITY HDMI cables.

HDMI Stacking™️.

[potent fossil]

you what

HDMI in networking?

[ashen cliff]

https://business.currys.co.uk/catalogue/computing/servers-networking/networking/network-hardware/dell-stacking-cable-30-cm/P182144P

Very cursed.

[potent fossil]

All I have to say is what the fuck.

[ashen cliff]

Don't worry. There are way more cursed cables used in legacy networking.

[potent fossil]

Nevermind. I'll stick with DevOps.

[left swift]

Cisco is poggies until you actually have to use it

[ashen cliff]

Time to buy Simple a cursed Cisco Nexus switch.

[left swift]

[potent fossil]

[ashen cliff]

Daily reminder: I still need to get those 2x Nexus 7010 switches, so I can keep screaming forever in pain.

[potent fossil]

Poor krusic.

[left swift]

Daily reminder: make tomorrows daily reminder

Ok I'm set for the year

[potent fossil]

RIP. My MIL's best friend just died from covid.

[mental meadow]

😦

I was in the process of getting a cisco certification in the past but I dropped it lol

[untold copper]

I have decided

I shall make abs

while i still can

[waxen panther]

wat

[untold copper]

what wat

[twin lagoon]

wat

[untold copper]

this is like probably the prime age to strengthen body

[twin lagoon]

no

[untold copper]

im still 15 so anything can happen

[twin lagoon]

no

[untold copper]

so might as well try and get abs

[untold copper]

too late i've already started

[potent fossil]

abs require such low bodyfat that its just dum

[mental meadow]

don't care about abs

but yeah staying in shape is a good idea

[untold copper]

interesting

[mental meadow]

if you start now it will be a lot easier when you are older

[untold copper]

I am "In shape"

but i can be in better shape

so

yes

no more frozen foods if it takes low fat level

:c

[potent fossil]

you probably dont need to really work out too much, you just need to lose bodyfat...a lot of it. they call it cutting. go on r/fitness or whatever and talk to those gym rats

dont be dumb about it

[waxen panther]

going for abs is dum

chest is where its at

[mental meadow]

just do some strength / muscle training

[potent fossil]

i agree

[untold copper]

lose bodyfats hm ok thanks

[potent fossil]

everyone has abs lol, you dont really necessarily need to grow them. if you just want some definition, you have to lose bodyfat and it will be there

if you want to be ripped, then thats another story altogether

[mental meadow]

but squishy is better for hugging

[potent fossil]

yes i like squish

[untold copper]

smh

[mental meadow]

squish is good

[left swift]

Circular ovals are a shape

[untold copper]

im so insecure its not even funny

[untold copper]

yes

[mental meadow]

makes a better pillow as a partner

[potent fossil]

my teenage years can be summarized with one word, "insecure"

but now, i just dont give a fuck anymore

[mental meadow]

also if you ever find out your trans it helps with boob growth lol

[potent fossil]

too old for the bullshit

[untold copper]

bruh

[mental meadow]

simple your pretty epic now so it works

[potent fossil]

rip my cyclops https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Burly-Africanwildcat-c5.jpg

[untold copper]

im pretty sure im a dude

but ok

[waxen panther]

how old are you

15 right?

[untold copper]

ye

[left swift]

It seems like you were just 10 yesterday

Oh they grow up so fast

[untold copper]

ikr

growing up sucks

[left swift]

[mental meadow]

don't worry snoopa

it's only downhill from here

[untold copper]

its all downhill from 12+

;-;

[potent fossil]

i mean literally i was like 14 yesterday chillin watching dr who i have no idea what happened but im 23 now

[left swift]

Hey there's another fun thing

[waxen panther]

man

[potent fossil]

when ppl say enjoy your childhood theyre being serious cause its gonna be gone

[waxen panther]

dont bring up dr who

[mental meadow]

depressed hours in paper #general

[left swift]

The rounder you are the faster you go down hill! Speed is fun!

[untold copper]

lesson: don't be round

ez

[left swift]

Be a square

[untold copper]

atleast you go downhill slower :pepela:

@mental meadow add :pepela:

:c

[mental meadow]

no

no more pepe

[wide chasm]

Start at the bottom of the hill, then you don't need to go down

[waxen panther]

stef is so WISE

[untold copper]

reee

stef

can you add :pepela:

[wide chasm]

No I can't

[waxen panther]

no

no pepe emotes in paper

[left swift]

They're gonna add poki emotes

[wide chasm]

Don't have access to that anyway I think

[left swift]

[untold copper]

reee

[waxen panther]

we dont even have here yet

so zzzzz

[granite salmon]

delete this

[left swift]

[waxen panther]

[mental meadow]

broccocowo

it's waaaaay too warm

[left swift]

I got my twenty one pilots merch yesterday

[mental meadow]

😮

[left swift]

[mental meadow]

epcic

[waxen panther]

i agree

i've had 3 showers today already

might go for another one

[mental meadow]

I had to turn my AC back on and i'm still too hot

[untold copper]

showers

[waxen panther]

i dont have ac

[mental meadow]

I absolutely hate summer

[waxen panther]

i have a fan, but i cant open my window because there's construction outside

[left swift]

British weather

[wide chasm]

Summer sucks

[mental meadow]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO RAIN TODAY

SMH

[waxen panther]

i want it to rain again so i can complain about there being no sun!

[mental meadow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wide chasm]

I want it to be cold again

[left swift]

26 degrees communist

That's only like 78 freedom

Probably

[mental meadow]

way too hot

[wide chasm]

.wa 26c to f

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: 78.8 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) - https://is.gd/cHrAVU

[mental meadow]

everything above like 10 is too much

[left swift]

POGGERS

[wide chasm]

Nice, only .8 off

[left swift]

IM SMART

[waxen panther]

u googled it

shut up

[left swift]

[wide chasm]

If it was googled, it'd be dumb, because you'd be .8 off

[left swift]

High is 95 freedom today for my area

[wide chasm]

.wa 95f to c

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: 35 °C (degrees Celsius) - https://is.gd/7wzkWy

[left swift]

Lol

[wide chasm]

35 is extreme. I don't mind a nice 17c, but please don't go above 20c.

[waxen panther]

ok shower time, nomana will be the stand in community-jester

[mental meadow]

I already get really bad issues with my circulation and stuff when it's hot like this

like my body is already failing when it is cold but it's way worse when its hot

[wide chasm]

I opened the window to get it to cool down, then the pollen came 😦

[untold copper]

as i said before

[mental meadow]

can't really do much or I'd pass out

[untold copper]

35°C is where it's at

[mental meadow]

plus my meds are making it way worse

[wide chasm]

35c is where it's at if I wanted to die

[untold copper]

what

no

[left swift]

Does it snow where u live snoopa

[untold copper]

thats like not even "dying" temps

42°C is where i struggle

[untold copper]

no

[wide chasm]

I want my snow back

[left swift]

Is it negative temps where communist and freedom are the same?

[mental meadow]

no

[fossil cedar]

anything above 25c is hardcore for me

[untold copper]

...

[left swift]

Snoopa would be wearing a winter coat at 40 freedom lol

[potent fossil]

-40 C and -40 F are the same

.wa -40 C to F

[wide chasm]

I know someone who came from a hot country and he'd still wear a winter coat at 25c

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: -40 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) - https://is.gd/zo939T

[golden gust]

My mate was nigerian

[mental meadow]

yeah my relatives from ethiopia have that issue lol

[golden gust]

Fucker just basically used his coat as a tshirt some days

[left swift]

Yea I thought there was a point where they both started being the same but I didnt remember when

[potent fossil]

no its just at -40 they touch and diverge again

[left swift]

Gross

Communist measurements smh

[golden gust]

#TipToTip

[vernal moth]

For some reason I decided to go for a bike ride in the heat

I only wanted to get to that first like, ended up driving past 4 lakes

[left swift]

MiniMoment

[vernal moth]

What's worse is that I used by big Sony headphones

Because my new boses ear plugs only arrived now

[golden gust]

Huawei

They're watching you

[vernal moth]

More or less than google?

[golden gust]

Who knows

[vernal moth]

Who cares?

[golden gust]

I don't, I just wanted to memes

[left swift]

I like being watched

[golden gust]

I love location history at times

[vernal moth]

My watch is easily better than anything the market offers

Just because it has 2 week battery

[golden gust]

casually charging his watch

I find it kinda funny that now we're charging watches

[left swift]

How neat is that

[wispy blade]

before you just had to wind it back up

[void void]

Is paper going to hardfork?

[wide chasm]

At some point in the future, yes, but not for now

[void void]

oh, ok. So we have to wait for spigot release first, right?

[left swift]

They're focusing on hardspoon first

[wide chasm]

For updating to 1.17, yes, we have to wait on Spigot

[wispy blade]

after that hardspork, then hardfork :p

[limber knot]

.addcmd 318 https://github.com/PaperMC/Waterfall/issues/318

[left swift]

Cat waterfall

[wispy blade]

cat irc

[mental meadow]

first skirt day in the year epic

[unreal quarry]

my ancestors wore skirts year round. but they call them kilts :3

[warm anchor]

Billy nothing stopping you to honor the tradition

[unreal quarry]

if i owned one i'd so wear it

but i only have a tie with our colors :p

[warm anchor]

Lol hahahaha

[unreal quarry]

oooo, i can get one for under $200 https://www.scotlandshop.com/us/clothing/women/plaid-skirt/plaid-mini-kilt?tartan=Galbraith Modern

[warm anchor]

Not bad then. May as well make it part of purpur donor perk. Access to Billy’s plaid skirt pic

[stray oyster]

eta paper 1.17??? waterfall already supports??

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-06-04_16-57-32.png?DiscordPls

[left swift]

Where the chatters at

[ashen cliff]

Here bro. Have a super cursed eBay listing: https://www.ebay.com/itm/284311289875?hash=item4232460013:g:gdUAAOSwj5hgsW9o

[left swift]

Only $60 bro!

[vernal moth]

Oh shit I just realized that I booked my vaccination appointment on the 8th, the 1.17 release

[left swift]

What a steal!

[vernal moth]

Md5, you can take two days to update if you want bby

[left swift]

Conveniently

Mini is trying to escape

[warm anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/mother-board-ryzen-cpu-glis-thermal-paste-gif-17554739

Just apply some new thermal paste

[vernal moth]

What caused the delay last time? Mess in the discord, right?

We should start griefing 😂

[olive garden]

no...?

[warm anchor]

First or second?

[left swift]

Force a i9-10900k into an amd socket

[ashen cliff]

Done bro.

Now force a AyyMD Ryzen into a LGA 1200 socket.

[warm anchor]

Everything fits if you try harder 😉

[left swift]

Ez bro u giving the ryzen

Eternity donating for this school project?

[lethal locust]

congrats for your position by the way

[left swift]

Mini as a core dev you're required by the constitution of papermc to disclose your fetish to the public /s

Cats is scat

[vernal moth]

First

Got it via my company

[vernal moth]

Thanks

[vernal moth]

Isn't my fetish pretty obvious?

[left swift]

Yesnt

[warm anchor]

Wouldn’t be too much of an issue. Just do it on your non-dominant hand. Most people have reaction is on second shot 👍

[left swift]

We'll have the head of the public records department notorize this in the morning for legal storage

[hearty compass]

Anyone knows approximately when 1.17 will come in paper

?

I hate to be that guy but I really wanna know

Wrong approx is ok

[wide chasm]

No; sometime after Spigot releases 1.17

[warm anchor]

#❗-1-17

I don’t wanna be that guy
The usual “that guy” starter sentence

[hearty compass]

ik

Lol

[left swift]

Not to be racist but..

[hearty compass]

That gal?

🤣

[ashen cliff]

Says the Poki enjoyer.

[left swift]

[limber knot]

.addcmd eta (See #❗-1-17) Paper for 1.17 will be released when it's released. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 162 hours...

[ashen cliff]

.eta

[limber knot]

(See #❗-1-17) Paper for 1.17 will be released when it's released. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 162 hours...

[ashen cliff]

So just like the PS PE release date.

[quasi valley]

PS PE

[ashen cliff]

It does exist.

[left swift]

Ok krusic whatever you say

[ashen cliff]

Can't prove me wrong.

[potent fossil]

mega PRs ftw? https://github.com/SpigotMC/XenforoResourceManagerAPI/pull/38

time to wait 2 months for merge

[ashen cliff]

People who will do a full review: {}

[potent fossil]

Yeah that too

Well actually I think md literally hires people to read through it before he merges because he doesnt trust me

[ashen cliff]

Does anyone trust you?

Does anyone trust me?

[potent fossil]

If they do, they probably shouldn't

For both of us

[ashen cliff]

Can confirm.

People legit run my cursed forks...

Like, they don't even know what kind of cursed stuff is in those jars.

[merry talon]

Have you seen what's in spigot?

[ashen cliff]

Hell?

At least the 6th circle.

[void void]

anyone has the 1.17-rc1 vanilla server.jar ?

[golden gust]

see the minecraft wiki, they pin links to versions

[formal turret]

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-17-release-candidate-1

there is one in there too

[void void]

thanks

[ashen cliff]

I just use the Fabric installer to download the jars.

[magic river]

https://giphy.com/gifs/season-7-the-simpsons-7x5-l2Je9KQxtaInuSL84

[woven otter]

ahh yes i wonder how bad it will run this time

[left swift]

U run

[magic river]

https://twitter.com/brfreed/status/1400835552254038021

Benjamin Freed (@brfreed)

The thing about value statements from ransomware actors is that they’re BS

“We’re shutting down” —> “We’ve got a new name!"
“We’re not going to attack hospitals during a pandemic” —> at least 600 health facilities hit in 2020
“We thought it was only a Brazilian company” —> 🤷🤑 https://t.co/krcqCZv8mw

Twitter · Jun 4, 2021, 3:23 PM

[void void]

http://www.strawpoll.me/45358130

[left swift]

Ur mom steampunk

[woven otter]

u

[ashen cliff]

Do I hear a 7? https://posili.me/i/2021-06-04_18-38-59.png

[void void]

Getting ready for 1.17 means waiting for mt_5 to release spigot, right?

[potent fossil]

Yes.

[broken rampart]

mt_5

[waxen panther]

Multithreaded_5

[woven otter]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

?

[mental meadow]

mitochondria_5

[viral hornet]

@waxen panther

[topaz mortar]

Wow

[mental meadow]

the powerhouse of the spigot

[waxen panther]

[topaz mortar]

My previous message got dropped. ;/

[woven otter]

maybe you shouldnt have sent it

[warm anchor]

aurora it's time to stop...

[brave radish]

Is there a new bot here? Everything is jumping around like the MC Discord that automatically deletes 50% of msgs...

[warm anchor]

huh??

[topaz mortar]

message filter for some words.

[vernal moth]

That's just discord being dum

[topaz mortar]

Can't even write https://www.deepl.com/translator#de/en/zurückgeblieben

Wanted to make a joke on mr_5

[warm anchor]

????

[twin lagoon]

[vernal moth]

Well yes, we don't allow abelism as by our rules, lol

[viral hornet]

Yeah wow brocc

how dare you

[topaz mortar]

It worked a few months ago. 🤷‍♂️

[viral hornet]

Mini in core team

[potent fossil]

...wat

[viral hornet]

changes are coming boys

[mental meadow]

Yea that bot deletes that word

[woven otter]

@quasi valley for core team

[mental meadow]

And bans you probably after a certain amount

[viral hornet]

@waxen panther for mod

[woven otter]

no

[potent fossil]

Which bot O.o

[waxen panther]

what

[mental meadow]

Eraser

[potent fossil]

uwu nice

[waxen panther]

what did I do

[mental meadow]

literally in the name

[waxen panther]

[quasi valley]

duck for core team

[warm anchor]

no

duck for dinner table

[woven otter]

no

wtf

@viral hornet you need some help

[viral hornet]

i've tried didn't work x x x x x x x x x x x x

[topaz mortar]

Lul. Time to leave freely when I cannot make jokes on md_5 anymore. :sad:

[waxen panther]

I could go for some duck, I’m sick of beef

[woven otter]

you need some more help

[viral hornet]

Duck is actually so tasty tho

[waxen panther]

TRUE

[viral hornet]

I love green curry with duck

[waxen panther]

expensive though

[viral hornet]

[potent fossil]

It's...not stopping you from making jokes, it's stopping you from being an ableist shitbag but i mean i guess this is controversial lmao

[woven otter]

just shut up

solves all the problems

[potent fossil]

hi Duck

[woven otter]

hello

[potent fossil]

how has it been being a duck these last few months

[woven otter]

idk there are many bullies here

[topaz mortar]

breadkrumpy

[viral hornet]

I played overwatch and now im HOT and SWEATY

and i need to turn my fan on

[vernal moth]

Take a shower stinky

[waxen panther]

ew

[vernal moth]

And thanks!

[viral hornet]

wtf stinky

I didn't say I stink ?????

[waxen panther]

all overwatch players stink

[viral hornet]

um okay brocc

why don't u go back to LoL

[waxen panther]

please

[mental meadow]

Non AC plebs

[waxen panther]

I don’t want to play it

[viral hornet]

wot I have AC lmao

AC is critical here aurora haha

[ashen cliff]

Bro. I just use my car as AC.

[viral hornet]

It's just winter atm 😛

[magic river]

Nooooo so inefficient

[topaz mortar]

s/EA/EE/

[waxen panther]

winter

[viral hornet]

I do not understand this language

[magic river]

sweety

[waxen panther]

Replace EA with EE

[vernal moth]

/r/woooosh

[viral hornet]

I already know whatever it is went over my head

but I still don't know

someone explain

[waxen panther]

I did :(

[magic river]

brocc called you a sweety, it's a find/replace syntax

[waxen panther]

wtf

that was ysl!

[viral hornet]

brocc 🥺

[magic river]

Oh, whoops 😛

[viral hornet]

@topaz mortar nerd

[mental meadow]

brocc

uwu

[waxen panther]

[viral hornet]

Do I:

1. get maccas and watch netflix then go to bed or;
2. go to bed

[waxen panther]

I pray to paperPlease every night

what time is it camm

[viral hornet]

3am

[waxen panther]

Sleep

And then get McDonald’s breakfast

[topaz mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-bumper-adam-devine-pitch-perfect-lame-gif-17474980

[viral hornet]

maccas breakfast is ass

[waxen panther]

ok blocked

[viral hornet]

legit tho

much rather just go get a fat bacon & egg roll from a cafe

[waxen panther]

double sausage mcmuffin is by far the best item mcdonalds sell

[viral hornet]

[waxen panther]

.

[mental meadow]

they don't even have that here 😦

[karmic harness]

If we had no AC right now, it would suck

[left swift]

FACT

[karmic harness]

28c

[ashen cliff]

At least your laptop isn't such a space heater as mine.

[karmic harness]

Lmao

I have to actually have the Tesla M6 at 90% power tho cause of the heat.

Im sure it's the thermal paste tho

23c interior temp.

(I had to convert C to F to sound more 'intelligent')

Other way around tho

[solid sapphire]

you mean f to c?

[solid sapphire]

Have to convert to c so ill understand it

[karmic harness]

lol yeah

[vernal moth]

I mean, c is the international standsrd, it's the only valid unit to use

[karmic harness]

I know, but I grew up in america lol.

[ashen cliff]

Ez. Just move.

[karmic harness]

In every day life, we always see "F" instead of "C"

What other 'custom' measurements are they gonna have? lmao

100 Dbps

Ditto its per second

lol

[potent fossil]

we use foot-pound instead of a Newton (kgm/s^2), it's pretty cringe

[karmic harness]

lol yeah

[vernal moth]

Foot pound, wtf

And measure care power in what?

Car*

[vestal jasper]

I'll pound ur foot

[karmic harness]

How many foot pounds of tourqe does your car have? lmfao

"I'll pound you with my foot"

lmao

[ashen cliff]

How many cracked windows does it have? At least 1 per month.

[karmic harness]

Around here?? None really

Not in the part where I live

Not far from here, some places might have bullet holes in the windows

[potent fossil]

well, torque is Newton-meters but its just a simple unit conversion to be in pound-foot (or foot-pound whatever). I hate that unit though lmao

It just angers me. Foot-pound.

Gross

[karmic harness]

But how many pounds per square inch?

[vestal jasper]

simple wanna sent out an email for me? :^)

[potent fossil]

wat

[karmic harness]

lmfao

[true canyon]

Foot pound is what I do to someone who tries to trip me

[karmic harness]

One time I had foot break when I tripped over something while I was drunk.

[ashen cliff]

Sounds like a you problem.

[karmic harness]

I went to the hospital like 2 days later, and they told me what I already knew. lol

They were like "Your foot is broken"

[ashen cliff]

Imagine not having functional healthcare.

[karmic harness]

I just walked on it anyways.

That's here

lol

You better have medical insurance. lmao

Cause if you don't, the US credit system will fck you. lol

[warm anchor]

insurance is built in on a "job" in US

so yeah if you dont work, you are fucked

[karmic harness]

They do have 'free' medical insurance that's through the state.

But when you have it, you're basically forced not to have a job

[warm anchor]

LOL

[karmic harness]

It's like a "If we find out you have a job and make over a certian threshold, we will take your free medical"

Then if you goto the hospital without medical insurance, it goes to bill collectors, then it goes on your credit. Then from there it messes up your chances of being on a lease with a car, or apartment.

[potent fossil]

many hospitals have forgiveness for those w/o insurance

and for those with insurance there are tricks you can do to lower the bill but overall correct

if yall remember when i went in for my heart about a year ago, the bill was 10k insurance paid 8.2k

was a 3hr visit