if user joins from balkan country they get 40tps guaranteed
#general
twin lagoon
meager tusk
Open sourcing today.
twin lagoon
anywhere else 10tps
ashen cliff
The people can't handle multi threaded entities.
meager tusk
What's a thread bro!
Do you mean multi-server entities?!
Horizontally scaled entities bro!
twin lagoon
multi-CPU entities bro.
meager tusk
DELAY 0MS!
twin lagoon
1 pentium 4 for each entity
ashen cliff
Bro!
viral hornet
ya'll making me wanna take more valium and go back to bed
twin lagoon
camm you dog
ashen cliff
We already bought all of those Infiniband cards bro!
ashen cliff
Bro.
meager tusk
Babuska will have plastic cup bro
It's ok
Babuska will set up fact!
0ms delay(Slowest Albanian server)
ashen cliff
Just use dial-up bro.
Might be fast enough for your 0 players server.
ashen cliff
MFW you can't change your password without entering your current email.
But your current email is a username. 
meager tusk
" OR ""=""
limpid comet
i miss the days of bumping my server on planet minecraft then immediately getting 20 new players
gray crane
Is there download link for prev versions of 1.16.5 like 1.16.3
twin lagoon
why
waxen panther
ew
twin lagoon
the answer is yes but why
gray crane
adventure map
twin lagoon
you're likely better off using vanilla
untold meadow
scroll or api
gray crane
hmm ok i just prefer paper
ashen cliff
Or Bukkit.
thorny totem
Hello, I am from PlanetMinecraft.
Oof I remember that time... I am here to review your server....
olde times
wraith trail
rainbow one or normal one?
split jewel
normal is preferred
this?
split jewel
yeah that but with the cool woosh gif thing
wraith trail
let me get it
split jewel
thanks a lot
split jewel
yo
wraith trail
split jewel
thanks a lot
wraith trail
best version I have, although kashike recently got the file that made it
thorny totem
wispy blade
w
left swift
Baby shark
worn ember
Hello i'm from Planet Minecraft. If you give me OP i'll review your server.
me an intellectual: /fakeop
brave radish
me, an intellectual: /banip
left swift
Me, an intellectual:
worn ember
its more fun to troll them tho
left swift
Ded trolling from 2012
brave radish
well, my last reaction was what I would do if I ran something like Hypixel. My real reaction, though, would be
Me, an intellectual: /stop
worn ember
i was born to troll
left swift
Ur trolls are weak like u
worn ember
someone was like "i dare you to abuse your admin powers" and i world edited his entire base away kekw
left swift
worn ember
sad manaless pleb
potent fossil
not to worry mana, im a healer
but unfortunately im on a quest
teleports to stormwind
left swift
Good joke I dont get it
worn ember
healers dont give mana
potent fossil
yea the only thing i've ever played is a mage so idk 
formal turret
i think it does?
worn ember
wtf how unoriginal /s
true canyon
league doesn't have siractionslacks
void void
can anyone help me
twin lagoon
.ask
limber knotBOT
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
void void
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic expert...
how to setup a server domain
twin lagoon
have you bought a domain
void void
no i got a free one
true canyon
Okay from where :)
potent fossil
that's dyndns
void void
It's not that important
ehhh
potent fossil
dns doesn't hide your IP
left swift
If you dont want to give out your up address
potent fossil
it's publicly available
left swift
Rent a small server
void void
Rent a small server
oof
left swift
Or dont host
void void
k
potent fossil
I can look up any domain's DNS entries (the IP it points to) by running a command in my terminal
So, if that's your concern, get a host
potent fossil
dedicatedmc, bloom, and something else
true canyon
Think of a domain as just a giant sign pointing at your IP address, because it's easier to remember. Doesn't hide it, just more convenient.
left swift
Bloom host might have some good stuff for u
potent fossil
fun fact, in china domains are just numbers
because for them thats easier to remember
left swift
Woah so cool
potent fossil
Disgraceful
broken rampart
I'm in Spain but without the S
potent fossil
I'm not in pleasure nor pain, I simply exist and go with the ebb and flow. There's very little excitement or joy or sadness. Just life.
I'm a computer btw
broken rampart
you're a computer but without the o, m, p, and r
potent fossil
thx daddy
unkempt drift
My foray into the Twitter comments begins once again
https://twitter.com/william85854296/status/1400525084616544262?s=21
Twitter
cunning raft
i got it
potent fossil
thanks
unkempt drift
F. Lee Bailey died (one of the lawyers who defended OJ) and OJ posted a video bout it.
potent fossil
jesus
twin lagoon
Donate us 20$ pls
cunning raft
!ban @final token wanna join my free gift card giveaway
potent fossil
<@!412974220759400449>
sorry mondis guy if you exist, i pinged the wrong thing
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Banned Xmomoo#9066 (wanna join my free gift card giveaway) [1 total infraction] -- Joshie#0001.
twin lagoon
twin lagoon
shut up paul no one loves you
broken rampart
laugh it up clx, share the link or turn your devices off.
twin lagoon
north estuary
question: when 1.17 releases how many days do you think it will take for paper to release a stable version?
brave radish
go to #paper-help . We just had this conversation
north estuary
ty
brave radish
(scroll up a bit)
north estuary
kk
mighty storm
Yes get your ETAs now cus mods will be working around the clock to instantly ban anyone who asks for ETAs once 1.17 drops
potent fossil
๐
unkempt drift
Good to know we can ask for etas now per an official mod
mighty storm
You have 5 days
left swift
Hey chew ETA when rory pics drop
mighty storm
unkempt drift
@waxen panther eta on paper 1.17?
broken rampart
@unkempt drift eta on ษฤฑdoสษโ 1.17?
brave radish
When do you expect a 150th rory pic after 1.17? holes microphone up
unkempt drift
Yatopia is hard forking for 1.17
broken rampart
kek
limpid comet
@waxen panther eta on corn 1.17
mighty storm
We're not even on 105
unkempt drift
Should be quick ๐
mighty storm
Corn
broken rampart
that's legitimately the funniest thought i've had all day, thanks
brave radish
Rory live stream wen
left swift
When is hard fork yatopia
cunning raft
lol
mighty storm
Each patch already is
waxen panther
<@264203519806930944> eta on corn 1.17
sorry waiting for hard fork
twin lagoon
rory 
left swift
Wait wtf
magic river
Why are so many animals named rory?
mighty storm
Gotta break your neck to view it
unkempt drift
Spiders > cats
broken rampart
cat pics are dumb, people need to stop thinking others care about what their cat looks like
even worse if it's a pfp
left swift
That's classic coming from a yatopia dev furry
unkempt drift
LOL
magic river
looks at cat avatar
brave radish
punishment Rory pic
if that's how you punish people, I hate rory
brave radish
now send another punishment pic
mighty storm
Why does having outdoor cats prevent you from speaking
unkempt drift
Canโt speak down on people who have cats is what I meant
Since I technically have 2 even tho I almost never see or interact with them
mighty storm
Yeah I know what I'm saying. I'm a gamer; I understand English, what more do you need from me!
unkempt drift
Mainly there to rid our property of other animals.
I literally woke up one morning and one of them walked by my window with a large mouse it his mouth
broken rampart
I'm a gamer; I understand English
worn ember
You have 5 days
eta wen?
mighty storm
When do you want an eta or ...?
unkempt drift
Oh wait, thatโs the official eta ded
worn ember
yes
unkempt drift
For 1.17. 5 days confirmed
mighty storm
I'll give you an eta In 4 weeks
unkempt drift
inb4 mojang delays for a month and chew has to give an eta
worn ember
worn ember
1.17 is dlc
tbh ms should release a 1.8 combat dlc, could make some more money from those pvp plebs
unkempt drift
Well, if they do that they gotta stop authenticating 1.8 servers or smth
Or it has to be dramatically better
worn ember
1.17 but with 1.8 pvp mechanics
unkempt drift
Oh I see, I misunderstood you to mean the new combat stuff they are working on. Selling that as dlc
worn ember
they're working on new combat stuff?
unkempt drift
Idk about that, I thought they were pretty serious
magic river
Stagger was neat
unkempt drift
People just want spam click
Which is so stupid. But I agree that itโs broken now
With the best armor, and the food regen, it can be pretty hard to kill someone
worn ember
just play modded and one shto anyone in regular armor
unkempt drift
I donโt really do pvp, and I do only play modded, but then itโs always pve stuff
worn ember
same
unkempt drift
Get the draconic armor and youโre good
worn ember
median portal
hi
warm anchor
<@!177150983258767360> are u proud of my china knowledge
Yes
Also China has many site that use number to make it easy to remember due to the pronunciation
Like 8591.com = treasure trading if you sound it out
warm anchor
I assume thatโs porn site??
worn ember
I assume thatโs porn site??
only christian
cosmic raft
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
brave radish
yayyyy
livid plume
what's the hangar project about?
vivid ivy
ayy
wise bough
why tf did that warrant an @ everyone
livid plume
gratz to the guy who is now core team tho
median portal
pog
lament patio
wait he wasn't?
^
peak ginkgo
its basically spigot plugin searching, but paper and made by mini
brave radish
why tf did that warrant an @ everyone
bc it's Mini
ancient bolt
so anyways we're cancelling hangar
left swift
now that mini is a core member we need to find out what his secret fetish is
peak ginkgo
what'
foggy silo
congratz!!!
dusk drift
Holy shit about time
fossil cedar
gg dood
dull linden
congratssssszzz
lusty yarrow
congrats mini
slender ravine
ayyy i got the cat emoji on that announcement for literally no reason lmao
brave radish
slowmode is enabled
trying to prevent us from spamming "congrats Mini" ๐
ancient bolt
what is slowmode
slender ravine
what is slowmode
slow
cosmic raft
normal people can send one message every 5 seconds currently in this channel
peak ginkgo
"normal people"
cosmic raft
peak ginkgo
there it is
slender ravine
thats right, mods are extremely abnormal ngl
peak ginkgo
my favorite hobby is typing my message and spamming enter until it sends
ancient bolt
well mini must not be that popular cause not a ton of people in here amirite
livid plume
my favorite hobby is typing my message and spamming enter until it sends
ARENT YOU THE BBNO$ DISCORD SERVER ADMIN OR SMTH
restive saffron
congrats @vernal moth
foggy silo
bruh
restive saffron
congrats @vernal moth
livid plume
wtf sick dude lmfao
foggy silo
well mini must not be that popular cause not a ton of people in here amirite
no we love him โค๏ธ
royal kernel
Congrats
vale rune
So based. Glad to see the Core Team get more Albanian by the day.
hidden hill
What is Hangar?
peak ginkgo
Its gonna be a plugin searching website for plugins made on Paper
slender ravine
What is Hangar?
a place where aeroplanes are stored
peak ginkgo
because Paper plugins are slowly losing compat with Spigot plugins
royal kernel
Paper is just to good for spigots plugins to handle
hidden hill
Thank you. Cool project.
ancient bolt
hangar will let us become more independent from spigot
as will paperweight, I should probably finish that
cunning raft
:p
vestal jasper
I can single out two other joshes currently active in the channel besides us two
livid plume
LMFAOOOO wtf dude BWHHAHAH
vestal jasper
and prob ping 1 or 2 more that aren't active that I can name
livid plume
lmfaooooooooooo
livid plume
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWTF
royal kernel
He is the OG Josh
lunar wind
brave radish
He needs to wake up to 50 pings
I mean, bunch of people did anyway, so
congrats @vernal moth ๐ฅณ
cunning raft
while you've been pinged, hangar wen
ancient bolt
like bro get your own name
wasn't there a big battle about this specific issue recently
royal kernel
Everyday for a core member, getting pinged
worn ember
cunning raft
yeah i think they let some kid win
worn ember
yeah
cunning raft
i think more people showed up to that event than showed up to area 51
worn ember
i didnt think it was real tho
it was just a meme in the beginning
well there was a groupchat or something
ancient bolt
everything starts off as a meme
cosmic raft
worn ember
lmao why is there a wiki page on it
ancient bolt
most information in wikipedia is correct, as citations are required
non-cited statements are flagged
ancient bolt
trolls and abuse etc etc are typically quickly handled and reverted
warm anchor
@vernal moth does the promotion come with free weekly beer credit? Asking for a friend
ancient bolt
honestly the blue name is the only tangible benefit of being on core
worn ember
makes ship
ship burns down in less than half a year
royal kernel
Bragging rights too
cosmic raft
[17:19] kashike: gotta change core team colour now so mini is not blue
cunning raft
you also get free pings in #paper-help
waxen panther
community jester reporting in
cunning raft
ok
worn ember
best part is not being able to get banned
royal kernel
Tell me a joke then
warm anchor
Nah. His letter start with M. Aikar will still get most random pings
worn ember
F's in chat for Aikar
royal kernel
I find Yatopia more funny
cosmic raft
why @worn ember
worn ember
cuz i havent seen him around in a long time, probably camping noobs in ark again
warm anchor
Lol
foggy silo
๐
waxen panther
busy optimising food ๐ณ
worn ember
ancient bolt
I went AFK one time for like 2 years
worn ember
"brb afk"
warm anchor
~~Just post your vegan diet in #nutrition-science ~~@worn ember
worn ember
my vegan diet is beef
warm anchor
True
worn ember
i eat cow
warm anchor
Cow eat grass I eat cow. Therefore I am vegan
worn ember
well its almost 3am and i have a final tomorrow
royal kernel
Cow just made sure it was safe to eat
worn ember
gnite xD
wraith trail
Not much as of now, there are no etas
cursive anchor
Sad to hear that
warm anchor
well you gotta be sad for another week at least so be prepared
merry talon
eta on the eta?
waxen panther
@cunning raft
golden gust
our current ETA on the providal of an ETA for the ETA is late next week
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@waxen panther any eta for 1.17? pls
vestal jasper
leaf ur bronze
static badge
don't remind me about night
waxen panther
Its coming some time in the next 0-5 working months
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ah you are too much of a discord zoomer to remember
merry talon
he doesn't know night 
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sweepy
waxen panther
depending on aikar availability
static badge
inform him about night.
merry talon
well basically
vestal jasper
listen I know like 50 different things that the single fucking word "night" could mean
merry talon
he's a projector thief
static badge
fucking god damn it
merry talon
am not typing the whole thing on mobile
warm anchor
depending on aikar availability
wtf EAR 3.0??
vestal jasper
ok so there's a notable named night that you were talking to today
still don't know what that has to do with anything though
vestal jasper
I've been here for 3 years
this server is almost exactly 4 years old
the fuck are you talking about
static badge
oh you think that's old
vestal jasper
ik the IRC as even farther back too but I don't think about IRC
static badge
man you discord zoomers
paper discord is like late 2018
2017
paper irc however...
vestal jasper
21/05/2017 is kashike's first message
warm anchor
wtf leaf my Discord account older than you 
vestal jasper
so 4 years give or take a few weeks
static badge
bridge wasn't public until like mid to late 2017
waxen panther
wtf EAR 3.0??
no its called EDER 4.0
warm anchor
21/05/2017 is kashike's first message
sir Josh there is only 12 months in a year, I think you got the month wrong!
static badge
fucking stupid american
cosmic raft
dd/mm/yyyy
static badge
and your stupid units
cosmic raft
as it should be
shrewd portal
am i a fucking boomer
warm anchor
static badge
you are an original user
vestal jasper
@static badge idiot
shrewd portal
man ive been here for like 10 years
static badge
yeah night's been in paper for 10 years
muted storm
our current ETA on the providal of an ETA for the ETA is late next week
ayo you got an ETA on that?
static badge
the history is long
vestal jasper
prerelease branch public access ETA? :^)
limber knotBOT
ties josh to a chair and chucks a physics textbook at them.
warm anchor
oh man that's his kink
static badge
ugh they renamed cafebabe
vestal jasper
i'm making fun of choco for making fun of the joke
static badge
to fucking
cunning raft
prerelease branch public access ETA? :^)
lol md5 releasing things
foggy silo
1.17 tomorrow? ๐ณ
static badge
absolutely fucking disgraceful
vestal jasper
do I really need to explain the context when it's literally right there
static badge
ah yes you are still too much of a discord zoomer to know what cafebabe even means
vestal jasper
haha harass spigot dev / mod
foggy silo
ETA for Paper 1.6.4? ๐
static badge
did those bastards push another pre today
brave radish
yes
warm anchor
one pre a day
static badge
jeeesus
golden gust
I pre all the time
foggy silo
Hopefully it won't be a buggy mess at release haha
golden gust
bahahahahaaaaa
vestal jasper
they split the update into 2, you don't say leaf lmao
golden gust
I mean, I've not heard any big issues with it
warm anchor
wait is bundle in this patch?
warm anchor
I cant wait for oversized book inside bundle inside shulker inside chest
foggy silo
://///
brave radish
well better than waiting and putting long delays between them
foggy silo
Oh yea
mighty storm
1.18 better be the fucking caves & optimizations if 1.17 actually has the content
foggy silo
Does anyone know if the new credits in 1.17 use components or still the legacy stuff?
lament patio
Sculk sensor lag machines will be lovely
static badge
the point is that this many releases is uh
cunning raft
so much for rc's too
static badge
they're clearly trying to fix and verify as many bugs as possible
brave radish
well tbf pre 3 was mainly just 80,000 typos in the credits
mighty storm
june 8th, announcing pre-release 10
brave radish
Does anyone know if the new credits in 1.17 use components or still the legacy s...
not legacy https://maven.fabricmc.net/docs/yarn-1.17-pre5+build.2/net/minecraft/client/gui/screen/CreditsScreen.html (at least not all legacy)
warm anchor
june 8th, announcing pre-release 10
easy there. you dont know if they gonna get more than 1 prerelease a day
foggy silo
not legacy https://maven.fabricmc.net/docs/yarn-1.17-pre5+build.2/net/minecraft/...
Ah sweet!
waxen panther
i dream of the day legacy is gone
foggy silo
but of course you'll still have a bunch of people complaining too ๐
waxen panther
at least then they can complain to mojang
foggy silo
Unless spigot still supports the color codes but does the component conversion.
waxen panther
which wont care
foggy silo
true
waxen panther
hard fork by then 
warm anchor
you should read the page...
slim light
???
warm anchor
so pushy
golden gust
It's just something in timings which was being ticked too much
crystal compass
I hope you get a lecture in high school about consent 
golden gust
Please read
crystal compass
press download button
warm anchor
I can already sense ping incoming
crystal compass
and dont worry about it
warm anchor
LMAO they are faster than me lol
slim light
warm anchor
that's not how it works bro
golden gust
once again, it's a trivial performance improvement
brave radish
tiny (no it doesn't but in this case it does)
golden gust
google it
golden gust
if telling you to google the meaning of a word instead of us acting like a dictionary is being "mean", you're in the wrong community
slim light
slim light
crystal compass
hahahahahaha
dude i can't remember the last time I fuckin sat and laughed at my computer screen so hard
static badge
translation error
slim light
weeb
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crystal compass
WF
warm anchor
._.
cunning raft
!ban @void void Troll
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Banned xZQR#3298 (Troll) [1 total infraction] -- Joshie#0001.
warm anchor
ๆฌ็ฉใฎๆฅๆฌไบบ๏ผ
Real Japanese?
ไปใฎๅคง็ตฑ้ ใฏ่ชฐใงใใ?
Who's the current president?
crystal compass
he was saying "stop being so mean"
crystal compass
like a 7 year old
formal turret
cause he was a troll from the beginning
crystal compass
Fooled me bro
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of course the weebs would communicate like that
brave radish
like a 7 year old
in that case, violating ToS ๐
so either that or a troll
warm anchor
yeah but hey you never know. maybe that's a qt3.14 Japanese girl using deepL /s
it's just a troll. I cant imagine how a translator will translate something so wrong 
golden gust
Rule 16
golden gust
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcrmp/rule_16
warm anchor
GIRL
Guy In Real Life
static badge
this is what happens when you make z set up the bot
it fucking routes to legal shit
brave radish
I think it's simple's bot?
warm anchor
yeah I think it's simples?
static badge
oh it's actually simple's bot
crystal compass
im still not over that
brave radish
gg Discord
warm anchor
know issue I think. Is the emoji name :null: ?
brave radish
mousing over it showed nothing
warm anchor
I encounter that in my community server and it bork my reaction role setup.
warm anchor
it crash clients if an user attempt to remove it
The only solution we found was using bot with emoji perm to remove it via api
brave radish
@discord
warm anchor
yeah good luck getting them to care if it's hard to recreate (I havent been able to)
brave radish
maybe if a bot sets it to null?
warm anchor
hmm idk. dont personally care enough to test for Discord
brave radish
lol same
warm anchor
It just annoying now my reaction page looks weird @brave radish
coz all count on that section got reset
waxen panther
pseudo pilot
short yarrow
When you rebase do merge conflict fixes get attached to the top commit? and when if you merge normally do the merge conflict fixes get attached to the merge commit?
golden gust
git tries to put them in the correct place
sometimes that works well, sometimes it goes sideways af
short yarrow
tries to put them in the correct place O.O?
golden gust
oh, wait
rebase modifies the commit
Like, the actual conflicted area is modified in the commit
merry talon
I can't figure out if the temperature I set on my AC is the temp I want it to cool the room to or the temp of the air I want it to put out
magic river
So does this announcement mean everyone is going to bug mini for an ETA now?
I think that's what it means
ancient bolt
contractually obliged yeah
merry talon
I don't remember signing a contract
ancient bolt
we added him right before 1.17 so we can shove all "when is 1.17" questions to him
so once that dies down we'll demote him, but we haven't told me that yet
merry talon
he's on your level now
maybe he'll demote you for targeted harassment
paper HR team when
cosmic raft
o.O
warm anchor
may as well rename Mini to 1.17 manager
broken rampart
I have an issue with mini being promoted, I think it needs to be reversed asap
He smol
warm anchor
Yeah Paul. Get in the line right there for your complain ๐
warm anchor
true canyon
MiniETAer
viral hornet
Mini epic though
remote schooner
hi
waxen panther
dont ping people for no reason 
remote schooner
sorry ;-;
serene perch
anyone good with redstone?
cunning raft
dont ping people for no reason <:Madge:752807519432343582>
@waxen panther
brave radish
anyone good with redstone?
I'm linking discord.gg/minecraft because no one here plays the game anymore lol
foggy silo
Ikr
serene perch
They were no help
foggy silo
Dead game
brave radish
By show of hands, who here plays Minecraft?
serene perch
I
magic river
I haven't seriously played the game since late 2011 or early 2012
brave radish
Maybe whoever wrote eigencraft will answer ๐
waxen panther
havent played in a 4 or 5 years now probably
magic river
I quit playing by the time I joined the Bukkit team
vestal jasper
I haven't actually played in 3 ish years
brave radish
well, since I kinda just buried it, if anyone here knows redstone, there's a person looking for you ^^
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eigencraft is/was a server
foggy silo
Oh rly?
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@cunning raft dumb ๐ก
foggy silo
Ig that makes sense, so did they have that red stone optimization patch and then it was migrated over to paper? Idk the history to it
warm anchor
anyone good with redstone?
check out this youtube I found yesterday! He has so many subs and he is a redstone pro!! https://www.youtube.com/user/ThatMumboJumbo
warm mesa
havent played in a 4 or 5 years now probably
I play once a month just to stay updated with the game. I miss the original hunger games servers. those were fun. The new ones are just bad.
That's what kept me playing a lot.
brave radish
I still play it sometimes, but only when my friends are online
and that's basically just me flying around watching them build stuff
formal turret
mostly modded
though i did find that dungeonrealms apparently still exists
so been playing on there a little
crystal compass
waxen panther
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
merry talon
once you go modded you can't go back
merry talon
waxen panther
modded is cool for a bit but modded servers are
and minecraft on your own is boring asf
left swift
wispy blade
modded skyblock ๐ฉ ๐ฆ
cosmic raft
I'm linking discord.gg/minecraft because no one here plays the game anymore lol
I do :)
waxen panther
formal turret
minecraft by yourself is kinda boring
brave radish
How on Earth do you have the time?
waxen panther
kashs discord account is ran by 15 people
brave radish
You work on like every single MC project ever made and still have time for the game ๐
formal turret
time management skills
brave radish
If I knew as much as you do about this game I would probably hate it lol
fix?
fix
fix?
I would have died ๐
ancient bolt
knowing about minecraft isn't what turned me off minecraft
brave radish
don't you have a full-time job? ๐
cosmic raft
I don't have any job
brave radish
imo Mojang should be paying you lol
cosmic raft
:p
brave radish
I don't have any job
well that at least explains some of it
but I still don't know how you have that much time
waxen panther
i think ZombieChickenMan should be paying kash tbh
brave radish
and why is that?
cosmic raft
I also contribute to non-minecraft projects in my spare time
brave radish
I mean I would sponsor kashike on GitHub if I had any money
waxen panther
get money then
brave radish
thanks for the advice
brave radish
I'll take that under consideration
brave radish
that'll be $20
yeah, sorry; you didn't supply the contract up front
cosmic raft
idk why people get so surprised with how much I do
left swift
runescape, lots on steam too
The real important question is: what runescape
brave radish
waxen panther
takes me 3 hours to get out of bed and then by the time i've finish earning enough to survive i dont have enough time left
cosmic raft
The real important question is: what runescape
both
brave radish
meanwhile, I haven't even gotten around to understanding how to use adventure
left swift
U an ironman gamer?
left swift
Truu
cosmic raft
lemme find screenshots of my stats
left swift
Papermc osrs bossing clan wen
left swift
Half of those are fake anyways
brave radish
still
vestal jasper
I miss darkscape, jagex fucking WHYYYYYY
left swift
RSgp wise
left swift
Lol I think its like 100m rs3 to 1m osrs now or something
cosmic raft
so basically...
left swift
left swift
I dont remember my rs3 login stuff anymore
cosmic raft
and I went from like 43 to 99 prayer using them
left swift
In 2012 too thats bank lol
vestal jasper
damn it was pretty fun
Barcodes suck and I'm dying on that hill.
Warbands is better without a 95% chance of being zerged by 20 maxed barcodes
woven otter
what the hell are barcodes
vestal jasper
names that are just IlllIIlI
There was a clan that required all members to have a high combat level and names that were indistinguishable from other clan members
They'd show up to every warbands and kill everything and everyone in sight
void void
How to do async chunk loading?
woven otter
oh. I wonder if there are still friends chats that do warbands
mental meadow
@cosmic raft https://youtu.be/VLASqg-sUzk
cosmic raft
<@105923848263753728> https://youtu.be/VLASqg-sUzk
yes, looking forward to it
mental meadow
The trailer looks really promising
rose wolf
How long do you guys think it is going to take before paper rolls out for 1.17
mental meadow
Like they managed to not make it weird
cosmic raft
same cast, give or take, so I am sure it will be great
mental meadow
.eta
limber knotBOT
Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.
cosmic raft
iCarly was one of my favourite shows
mental meadow
Same
woven otter
ancient bolt
activated the 5g plan on ATT because they said my current plan was going away etc and I recently got a new pixel 5
the website said my payment would be $85 / month, but turned out to actually be $95 / month. No explanation or additional fees, they just lied
and my speed test go slower vs when I was on LTE lol
AT&T is a good and trustworthy company
unkempt drift
If I see one more Mint Mobile commercial with Ryan Reynoldsโฆ
warm anchor
Call them and complain
unkempt drift
I swear I see like 3 a day watching yt vids
ancient bolt
Call them and complain
I do not have the energy for that
warm anchor
Sometimes they will โfixโ it for a few months and silently change it again
Same
Iโve done that
ancient bolt
I think what I actually will do is switch to google fi
but also that takes effort too so, idk
maybe later
the thing with AT&T is I already have it, and so it takes less energy to just do nothing and let autopay take the money
which like, I know is the goal, but still
woven otter
Sometimes they will โfixโ it for a few months and silently change it again
isnt that illegal
warm anchor
I really fucking wish google or Elon or whoever the billionaire is can come and fuck up AT&T so my bill can drop to a reasonable price
@woven otter hahaha good joke
I guess if you are in California. Their law is better but you will be fucked in other ways like tax so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
woven otter
well that is fucked
ancient bolt
woah fuck that's cool
google fi has data-only sims so you can use your data plan on additional devices directly
god that just might make me switch
cause with fi you don't need a sim for your primary device at all
warm anchor
Take my house fro example @woven otter
My old house has 30/5 DSL for $60 a month from AT&T
My second house has 1000/1000 FTTP fiber for $45 a month ALSO from AT&T
ancient bolt
att says my plan is $95 / month but is quoting me for this month at $125 with no explanation at all
and if you've ever seen their website, it's fucking impossible
warm anchor
First month?
ancient bolt
I've been an AT&t customer for like a decade
I guess it's technically a "new plan"
idk
warm anchor
I usually just ignore them. I had one of the legacy plan before and they tried to pulled same things you just described.
ancient bolt
you'd think the first month would be cheaper to incentivize people to switch
warm anchor
I managed to delay the price increase for a few month but you do need the energy to deal with the dumb ass customer support
ancient bolt
fi is just $70 / month for their highest plan
if they make it easy to switch I think I'm going to do that right now
warm anchor
I will go on a limb to say they charge you for the โfirst time setup feeโ or โdevice activation feeโ (both are bullshit btw.)
Since technically you are โnewโ to the plan
woven otter
dont you have better alternatives that dont actually fuck over people
ancient bolt
yeah, no doubt
which is so fucking stupid since this is an unlocked phone I bought directly from google
warm anchor
I bought my iPhone outright from Apple store and I had to call them to โenable LTEโ coz somehow thatโs a manual process (????) this was few year back
ancient bolt
I feel like they literally outsource their product design team to satan
warm anchor
Lol
warm anchor
I feel like they literally outsource their product design team to satan
But here I am with AT&T still because no better alternative. If you do switch, let me know how it goes.
ancient bolt
I was fine just coasting with ATT for the foreseeable future but this whole mess has got me motivated to see just how hard it is to actually switch
cosmic raft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFeOq-Rd2jQ
lmao
warm anchor
I was fine just coasting with ATT for the foreseeable future but this whole mess...
Did they give yog HBO for free?
ancient bolt
see this is what I expect if you're trying to get people to sign up for a plan
warm anchor
MF pushing that shit so hard they will lick your butt for you to subscribe
warm anchor
Itโs probably part of the top tier plan
ancient bolt
but it would literally be cheaper for me to have HBO Max by itself + google fi's most expensive option
warm anchor
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
ancient bolt
vs the plan AT&T has me on with their free HBO max
like, is the free HBO subscription just them tacking it on to the bill, is that why it's so expensive?
warm anchor
When I travel a lot, their unlimited plan is good coz CA and Mexico are free roaming for it
mighty storm
what discussion context am i missing
warm anchor
But it was totally not worth last year and this due to covid
warm anchor
what discussion context am i missing
Dev is talking about how heโs getting fucked by AT&T so we are sharing our experience of getting fucked by AT&T
ancient bolt
yeah, and I'm actively looking into switching away from AT&T because fuck them
cosmic raft
I know a few people who use Fi
cosmic raft
they've had a few problems in the past, but they said its still worth not having to deal with verizon etc
ancient bolt
lol that's the only reason I'm looking to switch
warm anchor
Oh yeah fuck Verizon too
ancient bolt
being away from AT&T is more of an incentive than anything else
warm anchor
Actually fuck all of the big telecom in US
ancient bolt
and yeah Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile
twin lagoon
@warm anchor 
warm anchor
Man I guess. I will look into this too
warm anchor
<@!177150983258767360> <:AYAYA:802527009837678592>
mighty storm
i dont get how google isnt the bigger enemy here 
ancient bolt
because google has a slick and modern UI that's easy to understand and use
ancient bolt
when I log into the AT&T website to view my bill it goes through 12 redirects and takes 2 minutes to load
it's honestly the worst website I've ever seen in my life
warm anchor
I will rather let google fuck me than AT&T
mighty storm
thats fair
cosmic raft
besides
ancient bolt
and yeah, more reasonable pricing
ancient bolt
also the features like data-only sims for additional devices is really fucking cool
yeah my life is google, google is my life
mighty storm
but then who will john oliver make fun of every so often despite being owned by them ๐ข
warm anchor
when I log into the AT&T website to view my bill it goes through 12 redirects an...
You have their mobile app? The App is basically a web wrapper that STILL does those 12 redirect
golden gust
Over in the UK the mobile providers share towers and such, meaning that if you go out into the "middle of nowhere", so long as there is a cell tower you're generally good, and so there is little coverage competition so the real competition is on service and price
mighty storm
can confirm, idk HOW apple cleared it since htye dont allow web wrappers as apps anymore
golden gust
meanwhile in the UK for broadband your options are either a 4G provider, or, Virgin Media, or, open reach
ancient bolt
lol randomly got a $20 referral credit by just googling for promo codes
i wonder who this referral is from
mighty storm
all we have here is at&t, and spectrum... the choice is obvious
tough goblet
ancient bolt
if you sign up for Fi use 06HRDR as the promo code
warm anchor
Hey man if you use spectrum. You can tell others that you are on spectrum! @mighty storm
golden gust
Virgin is pretty much the only company offering even close to a gig, and everybody else bar the mobile ISPs are on openreach, so, 0 competition there really
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@warm anchor 
ancient bolt
You have their mobile app? The App is basically a web wrapper that STILL does th...
yeah it's absolutely wild. I don't know how any development team could possibly build a website like that
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michale BEST
twin lagoon
mighty storm
Hey man if you use spectrum. You can tell others that you are on spectrum! <@!47...
i dont need spectrum to tell people that 
mighty storm
says the 2 am
formal turret
central timezone supremacy
ancient bolt
wait I get my own referral code. @warm anchor if you decide to sign up for fi use this https://g.co/fi/r/84VWTA
I just joined. Will see what the phone number transfer processl ooks like
warm anchor
Nice. Saved. I will do my intensive research when I wake up. Lol
mighty storm
fi coverage map somewhere?
golden gust
imma have to come over there and piss on the cost, just because fuck you eternity
warm anchor
imma have to come over there and piss on the cost, just because fuck you eternit...
Wtf
golden gust
coast*
mental meadow
Good morning
ancient bolt
mental meadow
I See Cat is already nice
golden gust
ofc, I'm always as respectful and nice as I can be
Just, erm... that tank is rusted tf out
mighty storm
so whats the difference between dark and light green
ancient bolt
fi's number transfer process doesn't seem bad. I will have my number on my old carrier until I activate it on fi on my phone
ancient bolt
so whats the difference between dark and light green
bottom right corner
mighty storm
this looks like it's for phones
ancient bolt
light green is LTE
mighty storm
not internet
mighty storm
i thought google fi was internet
ancient bolt
I also have AT&T fiber, but I have no other choices there so I'm just stuck with that
but at least I have a choice for my mobile carrier
golden gust
It's for mobile
mighty storm
yeah
ancient bolt
I rarely go above 5gb / month. If I went that high then I'd be sad but, I can manage
golden gust
I doubt too many eat that much in a month
mighty storm
we have 120 with at&t lol
golden gust
mobile?
mighty storm
yes
ancient bolt
yeah the only thing AT&T had better was 100
mighty storm
until it gets trottled
golden gust
Seems excessive
ancient bolt
but since I barely hit 5 it's just ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
golden gust
I mean, bigger number nice, but, being realistic of your usage ๐คทโโ๏ธ
mighty storm
so we have fi coverage, how do i check google fiberI think it what's called?
ancient bolt
fi has better international data though
golden gust
google fibre is dead last I knew
mighty storm
that will be equally unused in my case
ancient bolt
warm anchor
mighty storm
darn
Google Fiber isnโt available for this area
ancient bolt
ISPs have legal monopolies so it's a much harder battle
ancient bolt
fi's number transfer process is really slick
pulls the info our, and linked me to the AT&T page where I can find the necessary account numbers
warm anchor
I canโt resist to check so I clicked in
ancient bolt
lol
mighty storm
What the fuck is a Google one
mighty storm
for all users?
ancient bolt
and it includes customer support
free google accounts generally receive absolutely 0 customer support
ancient bolt
for all users?
I share my google one plan with my SO, we have a family plan
mighty storm
so are you screwed on the simply unlimited? no data 4 u internationally if you just can't pay enough for best plan ๐
ancient bolt
lol
warm anchor
I think itโs just slowed down
ancient bolt
with the cheap plan you pay out of the ass for data
mighty storm
yeah lol
ancient bolt
so you either pay out of your ass, or you get full unlimited
warm anchor
The wording is pretty close to AT&T so I will assume so
mighty storm
i have to re-check our bills
ancient bolt
mid-tier is like an awkward middle child
mighty storm
yoo what the fuck mini is blue now??
twin lagoon
ew mini
golden gust
when you look at 1 people plans the gap makes sense
twin lagoon
can we make eternity core team
golden gust
Like, you'd need to use 4G of data to meet the next one up, but, damn is that shoddy
warm anchor
yoo what the fuck mini is blue now??
Yes the line to complain about it is there ๐
Jk we love mini
golden gust
Mistakes where made
golden gust
me fail english?
mighty storm
where? where dwight?
golden gust
That's unpossible