general

[icy bramble]

been out of the scene for so long

[olive marlin]

Spigot hiring sections?

[icy bramble]

people still use spigot forums?

o

[mental meadow]

sadly

[olive marlin]

Or stuff like Fiverr, could also work.

[golden gust]

I mean, it's either there or i think MCM has a place, and platforms like ^

[potent fossil]

mcmarket but be careful

[icy bramble]

yeah i made a fiverr gig last week but pretty low CTR at the moment

[potent fossil]

oh, gig

[icy bramble]

in what regard?

[potent fossil]

mcm should be fine

i was confused, thought you were looking to hire not get hired

[icy bramble]

oh my bad

yeah trying to get hired

[potent fossil]

mcm should be good, but you'll get lowballed a lot (same on spigot)

[mental meadow]

simple you're awake again

[potent fossil]

just stand your ground ig

[quasi valley]

you can't bully @twin lagoon wtf

[potent fossil]

i never went to sleep

currently fixing my sleep schedule

[mental meadow]

i received a very disturbing snap from you yesterday

[twin lagoon]

the weebs are attacking us

[potent fossil]

ye i was drönk

[icy bramble]

i see nothing has changed

[potent fossil]

indeed

[novel horizon]

dont drïnk 🙂

[potent fossil]

but real buyers are around, like people who run fairly large networks

just post up and wait

[icy bramble]

unfortunately most of my portfolio is private work so i don't really meet their requirements

[mental meadow]

then contribute to awesome open source projects in the meantime 😄

[novel horizon]

^^

sounds like a good idea 🙂

[potent fossil]

[golden gust]

it's an oversaturated market where those with skills and worth generally sorta like, pop into more private avenues and the entire "public" market is propped up by morons who low ball themselves and thus drag down the market with them

[novel horizon]

[mental meadow]

there's a lot of things you can do to fill up your portfolio even just here, check out the issues or #hangar-dev or even just review PRs or stuff like that

[golden gust]

Looking for a custom factions plugin, I have a budget of $20 plz contact me

[olive marlin]

If you'll be around communities, you'll start getting referred by other people etc.

[icy bramble]

i see. unfortunately i no longer have connections with people from back in the day so it makes this increasingly difficult

[olive marlin]

And can get really nice gigs.

[novel horizon]

Even $20 is quite a lot I'd say

you should start at $5

[mental meadow]

you'll get paid with a vip rank on my server that won't exist in 2 months and has around 3 players

[novel horizon]

that sounds about right

ill give you credit tho

thats enough trust me

its honor to u to work with me

[olive marlin]

Also depends where you live. People in India are more than happy to work for less, because smaller life expenses.

[icy bramble]

i live in new zealand where the average house price is $1million 🤡

[olive marlin]

You kinda need to make yourself somewhat known and visible in the community, and you'll start getting gigs both directly and through other members who atm can't do them and will refer you.

[mental meadow]

huh, since when can youtube subtitles do stuff like be on the top/bottom at the same time and mark the words that are already said

[olive marlin]

Try spigot section and in the meantime work on your portfolio.

Sitting and doing nothing for sure won't give you cash. Getting a good portfolio will.

[icy bramble]

that's true. i'll have to accept the lowballs for now

[mental meadow]

pretty cool

[wide chasm]

Okay, but wtf is that video?

[mental meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c

have you never seen a rapping reaper that is also a vtuber

[wide chasm]

No and I don't think I want to

[potent fossil]

https://web.archive.org/web/20210518195946/https://twitter.com/VivekKumargoud9/status/1394744478464831491

And then dbrand destroyed him. https://twitter.com/dbrand/status/1394793813311373316

dbrand (@dbrand)

New deal: we send you nothing. You live a pathetic life, barely scrounging enough money to get online and beg for free shit. One day, you die. A package shows up at your grave. It holds 3 of each product we sell. Nobody is there to apply it. History forgets you. https://t.co/id1QQ9QEeI

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Twitter · May 18, 2021, 11:15 PM

[meager tusk]

Bro!

[mental meadow]

thats straight up murder

[ashen cliff]

Bro!

[meager tusk]

Dbrand must be paying their twitter guy some good fucking money to bother typing that out

[vestal jasper]

fucking hell someone at dbrand was really not having a fun day

[potent fossil]

dbrand always destroys people like that tho, it's a theme

[vestal jasper]

true

I mean they did literally beg to be sued at one point

or numerous points idk

[ashen cliff]

Have you seen KFC_ES?

That is straight up cursed.

[meager tusk]

Dbrand twitter is nothing compared to Balkan restaurants where they will actively fight you bro!

[worn ember]

if you wanna do ez pr's just do like machine maker and snipe the ez pr's jk ily MM

[ashen cliff]

Bro!

Legit had to smack someone just to get a pizza like 2 days ago.

[potent fossil]

Here's another absolute classic
https://web.archive.org/web/20210315201355/https://twitter.com/JoeyCrozier/status/1371555203669889027
https://twitter.com/dbrand/status/1371583846035165191

dbrand (@dbrand)

1. You placed the order over the weekend. Not 8 days ago.

2. We processed your order before USPS even began working today.

3. We shipped it out 2 hours before you tweeted us this entitled garbage.

4. Careful putting companies on blast. Some of us don't give a fuck. https://t.co/XhdI3gXAoU

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 10:07 PM

[worn ember]

[potent fossil]

That dude protected his tweets because of that

[worn ember]

some people man

[twin lagoon]

lol that guy's profile picture

[potent fossil]

inb4 dbrand sent him those

[potent fossil]

Lol. Forgot how funny star trek: enterprise is sometimes

Admiral on Earth dispatched a Vulcan warship at warp 6 to Enterprise in order to inform the captain about the water polo score

[golden gust]

So, I sorta like, had the twitter tab still open and was scrolling their feed

https://twitter.com/dbrand/status/1379214247918469121

dbrand (@dbrand)

Not dumb. Just 710 days ahead of the curve. https://t.co/mvfvfTy0st

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Twitter · Apr 5, 2021, 11:27 PM

Just, damn

[worn ember]

what happend to lg?

did they quit making phones?

[golden gust]

Yea

[worn ember]

[vestal jasper]

I'm not sad about that, every single LG phone I had experienced hardware issues

[worn ember]

i never owned one

[vestal jasper]

In fact, every single one of them eventually had their fingerprint scanner fail at around 1 year of use

[golden gust]

I've had an LG phone before back in their plastic fantastic days

[vestal jasper]

The first one I got also had this fun issue where the phone itself would hard reboot every 3 minutes.
Try using your phone when it crashes every time you open an app

[golden gust]

one was the LG cookie in which the phone had practically 0 build stength and the screen would crack so easily

the other was like some horrible flip phone horror

[vestal jasper]

LG G6 and LV V35 were the two I had

I regret getting them both

my OP7 at least was replaced due to issues that weren't related to the phone, but it did have notification issues

[untold meadow]

does anyone know if the path separator for the classpath java arg is a semicolon or a colon on macs?

[golden gust]

Thing with LG is that their phones where never really all that great, Like, they'd have fancy quirky things but spec wise they where never flagship

paths on *nix are /

oh, you mean

[untold meadow]

oh i didn't mean that path sep - like the one to separate different folders

[golden gust]

pretty sure it's always : with java?

[untold meadow]

i think it's ; on windows

maybe im misremembering

been so long since i dev'd on anything but linux lmao

it's a colon - finally dug up a so question answering it

[golden gust]

ah, yea, semicolon from the docs

[untold meadow]

no idea why my prof said he couldn't run my program on mac then - idk why they always mark this as a problem when i literally don't have a mac to test on so there is nothing i can do

[golden gust]

can also pass cp multiple times apparently

[untold meadow]

ooh that might be more platform independent then

[golden gust]

,

you mean that?

https://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/technotes/tools/windows/java.html

[worn ember]

Love it when teachers expect you to run OS X or Y

just cuz its convenient for them lol

[olive marlin]

What I found out, some programs don't let you include projects made on the same OS, if the global language is different.

[untold meadow]

this is what the makefile (i know...) has to look like and apparently neither work on mac

[potent fossil]

I thought you were saying OS X as in Mac OSX.

[untold meadow]

i don't care much though tbh

[potent fossil]

I was VERY confused as to what the fuck OS Y was.

[olive marlin]

Have fun working on Windows, but you do your project on English version and teacher can't import it in Polish version of windows.

[untold meadow]

that sounds so horrible

[peak dirge]

Using Windows in 2021 is the real issue

runs away

[olive marlin]

Sadly windows only software, so I ran a VM.

[worn ember]

yeah thats why i added Y xD

[potent fossil]

I simply love my windows-only games too much

[untold copper]

blackberry > all other phone brands

[worn ember]

who?

[mental meadow]

If I wanted the functionality of a potato in my pocket I'd use a potato

[potent fossil]

I do love my PP very much.
||That's my Pocket Potato, get your head out of the gutter. Nasty.||

[warm anchor]

tfw simple talking about pp

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U

[potent fossil]

I love that movie

[vestal jasper]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. WHAT. THE FUCK. IS THAT.

[potent fossil]

DAMN! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD STACK SHIT THAT HIGH

Rip Pyle

who, oskar

what the fuck are you talking about

[vestal jasper]

@potent fossil a jelly donut??

[golden gust]

what the fuck is what?

and stack what so high?

am confusion

[potent fossil]

Cat, how the hell are you gonna send a FMJ video and not know those are FMJ quotes

[golden gust]

oh, damn

[vestal jasper]

fucking hell cat

[golden gust]

I ain't watched it in years

[potent fossil]

I'ma have to rewatch it

[vestal jasper]

cat your head still fuzzy?

must be it

so what you're saying, simple, is group watching of FMJ

[potent fossil]

The best part is like, the whole first 60% of the movie is about basic training and the Fuck Ups of Private Pyle and then the other 40% is vietnam with another main character altogether

It's great

[vestal jasper]

and we force cat to participate

[potent fossil]

Yes

[worn ember]

lmao left my game running and came back to this

[twin lagoon]

weebs

[worn ember]

[potent fossil]

excuse me

but...

what the FUCK does this mean? https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Mortified-Alpinegoat-74.png

[worn ember]

colors

[mental meadow]

would you like epic pink sweetener or ugly yellow sweetener

[potent fossil]

What the fuck okay

[worn ember]

dimple loves his pink creamer 😏

[golden gust]

probs different brands?

[potent fossil]

I think I vaguely know what they're talking about

Pink is regular sugar and yellow is some fake sweetener like stevia or something

I think

But could they just fucking say Sugar and Stevia

[worn ember]

buh brand names

[golden gust]

it's different sweetener types, basically

https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/what-the-color-of-your-artificial-sweetener-packet-can-tell-you

[potent fossil]

cat with the lmgtfy

thanks sir

<@&748618676189528155>

[mental meadow]

!ban @analog mesa Ads are not allowed here

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Banned tony322#2008 (Ads are not allowed here) [1 total infraction] -- aurora#4484.

[potent fossil]

Uwuwa megafast typer

[worn ember]

pigs make the weirdest noises lol

[meager tusk]

Oskar Wacky Video Title Showcase

[worn ember]

seen a few of his vids, nice dood

[olive marlin]

Liveoverflow is epic.

[potent fossil]

The epicest.

Yeah well your opinions don't matter, so

[worn ember]

go call some classes

[potent fossil]

why dont you just go look at their pricing and answer that for yourself

[olive marlin]

How long can you rent any VPS? Or how good VPS you can rent? For how long?
...

[untold copper]

oskar hello

hru

epic

i want a kalimba

that would be epic

its not even too expensive

[upbeat falcon]

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[untold copper]

also i watched sherlock holmes a game of shadows today

very pog

[potent fossil]

Is that the flaming trash heap miserable excuse of a Sherlock Holmes retelling with Robert Downey Junior casted as Sherlock

.g sherlock holmes a game of shadows cast

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1515091/fullcredits

[potent fossil]

Yup. Figures

[untold copper]

:(

[potent fossil]

I mean, if I recall, the movie itself was okay. But the story was cow shit.

Definitely not a good SH retelling.

Enola Holmes is pretty good.

[untold copper]

it was pretty cool, the story

[potent fossil]

Yeah, I mean. The movie is fine. But it should not be a Sherlock Holmes movie.

It's definitely a detective movie.

But it's a shitty SH movie.

[untold copper]

Sherlock Holmes is a detective

[potent fossil]

I...

Okay, Snoopa

[untold copper]

ok

[potent fossil]

Thanks for the enlightening discussion

[untold copper]

lol

the first one was definitely better though

This one story was a bit complicated

could have been simpler

they tried to bend your mind but it just confused more

[potent fossil]

If I remember, there was a shitload of action in that movie. Which...is not Holmes.

Holmes is methodical, sneaky, and very curious. Not gung ho.

Hence...

[untold copper]

yeah too much

as i said, first one was way better

in that sense

[brave radish]

where have I been the last 100 builds

I thought we were still on like 620

[potent fossil]

Playing with your zombie chickens, man?

[untold copper]

how do people do these

[potent fossil]

https://shields.io

[quasi valley]

just look at the raw readme

[potent fossil]

Nah that's too easy kenny

[untold copper]

wat

which raw readme

[quasi valley]

snoopa moment

[potent fossil]

Always ask Paper before looking for yourself, googling, reading, or anything whatsoever

[untold copper]

idk what to even call those lol

what are they called?

[potent fossil]

Shields.

[untold copper]

I see

[twin lagoon]

@potent fossil You're so smart

How does one become as smart as you

[potent fossil]

I know, thanks.

You can't

[twin lagoon]

@vestal jasper uwu

[potent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/law-of-attraction-brain-power-mind-euphoria-gif-16710651

[vestal jasper]

simple give me ur knowledge 🥺

@twin lagoon uwu

[twin lagoon]

[potent fossil]

Can't but I'll give you something else 😏

[vestal jasper]

Michale I'm kinda pissed about the fix for my issue ngl

[vestal jasper]

food?

[potent fossil]

Yeah, sure

[vestal jasper]

bet

listen I'm a food oriented / motivated person you feed me and idc what happens after

paint me like one of ur french guys idk

[potent fossil]

[twin lagoon]

hot

[robust tiger]

Finally

https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-610

Fixed

[minor badge]

[ashen cliff]

Sad day.

[twin lagoon]

mari

[quasi valley]

:aPES3_JammingClap:

[potent fossil]

Poor Kneny

[untold copper]

holy shit

[spiral robin]

good morning

[untold copper]

finally

gm aber

[spiral robin]

@twin lagoon

[potent fossil]

And by that I mean poor, as in destitute

[spiral robin]

@quasi valley

[twin lagoon]

aber 👏

[spiral robin]

@potent fossil

@cosmic raft

[potent fossil]

Hi!

[worn ember]

you can watch me raw any day

[potent fossil]

seems easy enough to just like idk

stop breaking your phone

[worn ember]

i once lost my samsung on a ski track lol

bitch went flying and never saw it again

was a white one too xD

man those werent invented yet

it was an s3

actually there was a feature for it

but i never found it

like it wasnt even on

[untold copper]

nub

[floral mesa]

not everything, some are still configured via syscalls, such as network interfaces

[potent fossil]

I'll configure you via syscall

[worn ember]

git configured nub

[potent fossil]

kind of

[vestal jasper]

often functionally better from my experience (symlinks)

[potent fossil]

Windows actually has links

But a shortcut is not a link

It's similar though

I would say a shortcut is similar, but not identical, to a symlink. And definitely nothing like a hard link.

Alright. Time for the 5th star trek in a row

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-05-19_18-43-02.png

Somehow actually survived like 5 driver crashes and restarted without issues.

That's a first.

[potent fossil]

[vestal jasper]

simple did I ever show you my TNG stuff

[potent fossil]

Mayhaps

[vestal jasper]

I stg I've brought it up but search bar isn't showing anything

[potent fossil]

Not sure

Oh boy I'm getting super tired now bois

Must hold on for another...uh

13 hours.

Or something.

[vestal jasper]

I have 20 episodes of TNG on tape

[potent fossil]

I think you have shown me that

You are your old technology

[vestal jasper]

I found them in a goodwill for $1 for them all

couldn't pass it up

[ashen cliff]

The next generation.

[potent fossil]

Typical Oskar

[vestal jasper]

he's young I'll give him a pass this time

[ashen cliff]

[left swift]

Sinple was around when they used to draw lines on the dirt to measure the sun for time

[potent fossil]

I still do that

[mental meadow]

simple is the sun

[severe pond]

how do i import paper docs

[vestal jasper]

IDE should have a thing for that

uhh

right click in maven panel, Download Sources and Documentation

for gradle it's prob the same thing

[severe pond]

uhhh i am using IntelliJ

[mossy vessel]

gradle is smart and provides you with a sources and javadoc jar per default

[severe pond]

ok

[vestal jasper]

my instructions were for intellij

[severe pond]

ohhhh

is this part the maven panel

i dont know

what

[vestal jasper]

I'm about to sleep this is a can of worms I don't have time for ngl

[potent fossil]

I knew this was the case as soon as the question came up

Back to Star Trek

[vestal jasper]

🥺

[potent fossil]

No u

[vestal jasper]

😔

[severe pond]

ok

ok

[potent fossil]

Ah yes, codecademy

Still staff there

[mental meadow]

Codecadamy is nice

[potent fossil]

Never paid, also haven't done any staff work in years. Still have all my perms and permanent pro access

Thanks gaiz

https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Opulent-Asp-10.png

[wide chasm]

Did they, like, update their Java course at any point, because last time I looked at that, you were taught about numbers and strings for 10 minutes and then, welcome to OOP, let's talk about classes, objects, inheritance and polymorphism.

[potent fossil]

I honest to god have no idea. Last time I was active there, the v2 backend was JUST leaving beta and we were custom writing the validation tests. I believe they're now on v3 or v4

https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Careless-Clam-f1.png

[wide chasm]

Looks like no, unless that's not the order you actually do the content in

[potent fossil]

That's the order

[wide chasm]

I see

[potent fossil]

So they left me as staff on the actual app but locked my discourse account

I'ma email them and ask them for my perms back

K we'll see what them mad lads say

[left swift]

Simple so talented

[potent fossil]

Ah yes

Talent

[worn ember]

thank you youtube, very cool

[potent fossil]

It's the comma before a conjunction word (e.g. "and")

I have an apple, an orange**,** and a lemon

Without an oxford comma it would be "I have an apple, an orange and a lemon"

[unkempt drift]

I went walking with two elephants, oksar and simple.

[potent fossil]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/7f/4b/4b7f4b996f5336e53e0726ec7e7d078c.jpg

[unkempt drift]

now, are oskar and simple the name of the elephants? or did I go walking with all of the following: two elephants, oskar, and simple

[potent fossil]

oxford comma is glorious

https://i.insider.com/5543a89469bedd181201cedf?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp

[ashen cliff]

I assume the person I am talking to is smart enough to understand.

[potent fossil]

Ah yes, because the pic I just sent isn't ambiguous at all without extra clarification

Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.

[ashen cliff]

No need for a comma there.

[potent fossil]

Well, now you know what an oxford comma is

[unkempt drift]

you can easily re-arrange those 3 things to avoid needing the comma tho

[formal turret]

it's the comma before an "and", oskar

[unkempt drift]

just put the name at the end

[potent fossil]

Well sure, you can disambiguate a lot of things by changing word order

[tawdry coyote]

I feel like if you were saying like "my parents" you would put a colon if you named them, not just a comma.

[potent fossil]

That's the thing.

This person is not naming their parents.

[unkempt drift]

again with the parents thing, just change the order and you are all good.

need better writing skills

[potent fossil]

Sure. Just like this one.

"I went walking with oskar, simple and two elephants."

No oxford comma needed anymore.

But that's hardly the point

[left swift]

Are people arguing about the oxford comma right now

[unkempt drift]

no ik, I like the comma, but im saying people can always just be better writers

both things are good

[potent fossil]

It's never necessary, it just helps provide clarification without reordering a sentence

[left swift]

Punctuation is a jailhouse and I want to be free

[potent fossil]

My ass is a jailhouse and you're about to be in it.

Shut up oskar can't you see I'm busy

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-gif-5966007

[frank otter]

are we arguing about the comma after and

I stylistically like it

it fits how I say sentences out loud

[potent fossil]

No one is even arguing, somebody asked "what is an oxford comma" and it was explained

[frank otter]

it's not needed but I like it

oh that's neat

I've spent too much time online

[potent fossil]

(At least, I don't think we're arguing)

I'm getting weak I might need to take a nap, these all nighters just aren't as possible for me anymore lmao

[formal turret]

no one should be pulling all nighters smh

[potent fossil]

I'm attempting to fix my sleep schedule

What do you mean oskar

That's not the point, I just want to stop waking up at 5pm

[ashen cliff]

Uni

[untold meadow]

the oxford comma is awful

[potent fossil]

lol

[untold meadow]

it looks ugly and doesn't actually solve the problem it proports to solve, instead lulling people into a false sense of security so that they don't end up actually fixing the mistakes that exist

in fact, the oxford comma is like the bungeechat of grammar

[potent fossil]

There are many language specific discords if you want to go there

[untold meadow]

christ no i can't think of anything worse

[potent fossil]

Oh for fuck's sake a streamer I follow just pinged everyone to introduce his new furry avatar

I might need to unsub

No

[quasi valley]

leaf is tho

of course he will deny it

[potent fossil]

Just look at his avatar

[quasi valley]

yeah the facts speak for themselves

[potent fossil]

[left swift]

[potent fossil]

I've got nothing to hide

I wasn't being secretive, so I haven't been "caught" in anything

I said it in public for a reason

Let's go, mana

[left swift]

[woven otter]

Paperspigot is the best

[ashen cliff]

PaperSpigot <3

[worn ember]

why would you ever make a spigot out of paper tho

stupid programmers dont know anything about the real world smh

[mental meadow]

idk, ask the genius who decided to make straws out of paper

[left swift]

Save the turtles aurora

[worn ember]

thats not paper tho

[mental meadow]

no, it's paper coated in plastic, arguably worse than the plastic straws themselves lol

[ashen cliff]

Can't recreate a bug? Just blame it on cosmic radiation.

[worn ember]

we use metal straws

[formal turret]

i thought they were coated in wax?

[left swift]

Aren't you fancy

[tropic flame]

plz revert sand dup bug!!!11

[formal turret]

and even still they'd get soggy lol

actually, nevermind there can be both

[worn ember]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

[left swift]

Hot take: plastic straws aren't a problem it's the way we dispose of plastics that's the problem

[formal turret]

😮

[left swift]

[ashen cliff]

We aren't the problem, the manufacturers are.

[woven otter]

Hot take: we are the problem

[tropic flame]

to add up: the big corporations and millionaires are the problem

[worn ember]

Hot take: single use items are the problem

[tropic flame]

not the average citizen

[mental meadow]

you are the problem

[woven otter]

no you are

[ashen cliff]

Just blame the consumer bro.

[left swift]

Eat ducks to fix the problem

[woven otter]

just stop producing mana potions

[left swift]

If only those cereal straws took off smh our problems would be solved

[worn ember]

he already ran out

[woven otter]

yes good

[worn ember]

ive been using the same straws for 3 years lul

[tropic flame]

imagine using a cereal straw and then it just gets soggy

[left swift]

The only help I get is 2 doses of mana from a government program being crushed by anti government corporations and brain washed citizens

[left swift]

Drink faster

[tropic flame]

honestly the KGB should start selling their own straws

with built-in poison

[left swift]

All straws already have built in poison

[ashen cliff]

We already offer that to our premium users.

[worn ember]

hello, i haf a minecraft sever, and for every donation i will donate nothing to charity, plz join

[left swift]

For evri donate I can buy steem game thank

[worn ember]

lmao

i wonder if there are any servers that have an amazon wishlist

[left swift]

I have an amazon wish list u wanna simp

[worn ember]

no, you bully me

[left swift]

Neva

[worn ember]

i'll donate to housing poor ducks

[limpid comet]

ive seen servers with monero miners inside their dynmap

for "funding"

[left swift]

We can go halvsies on a new bed I need, you can sleep on it sun-tues I'll sleep in it thurs-sat and on wednesdays we can share 😜

[worn ember]

blockchain minecraft servers

[limpid comet]

every tick is mined

[left swift]

"Why does dynmap take up 90% of my cpu?"

[worn ember]

tbh i do need a new bed

[wraith trail]

theres this arctic dude in syscraft trying to build a whole server around getting kids to download crypto miners on their computers

[mental meadow]

tbh wouldn't even be noticeable with how fast dynmap usually is

[worn ember]

i love it when server hosts dont provide server specs

hurdur 1gb ram

[wraith trail]

they also runs the whole thing on free hosting with servers on different sides of the world from random free hosts

a bit funny tbh

[potent fossil]

he used to talk here, got banned

iirc anyway

I don't remember, did something stupid

Selfbotted I think

[wraith trail]

looks to have just left on their own

[worn ember]

probably from the toxic community

[unkempt drift]

🔥

[left swift]

Ded is toxic

[worn ember]

wtf i'm not toxic you little shit

[swift root]

proof ^

[left swift]

I'm writing a twit longer right now

[potent fossil]

man, 2018

[woven otter]

paper is indeed toxic

[potent fossil]

we were all shitting on him for selfbotting

[woven otter]

worst server

[left swift]

2018 is papermc 0.5

[worn ember]

good times

[woven otter]

true everything was better back then

[worn ember]

no u

[woven otter]

yes i was better too

[left swift]

Back when duck was just a chicken nugget

[woven otter]

shut

[crystal compass]

bro who knows shit about nginx reverse proxies

ok sweet im ready to bash my head into a wall

im simply just trying to create a reverse proxy for my dynmap page

[potent fossil]

You can always do that anyway, it's very therapeutic

[crystal compass]

however its bringing me to my fucking pterodactyl panel

even though the proxy_pass brings me to the correct page

[potent fossil]

Smells like a browser cache issue

Try a different browser

[crystal compass]

im testing on incognito

but ill try that

[potent fossil]

Well what's your config

.paste

[limber knot]

Please paste large logs to a pastebin: https://paste.gg

[crystal compass]

https://paste.gg/p/anonymous/28f4211e4c2e455a832897ce7068b191

[potent fossil]

works fine for me

[crystal compass]

you're right i just tried on microsoft edge

w t f

now I just need to use certbot and get me an ssl

[potent fossil]

Not unheard of, just have browser "forget site". Idk why incognito wouldn't work though

[vernal moth]

Edge best browser

[crystal compass]

thanks for the help

[potent fossil]

sure thing

[floral mesa]

chrome doesnt matter anymore on windows really

besides google services

[potent fossil]

doesn't edge sync with google

[floral mesa]

no idea

[potent fossil]

it's literally chrome or chromium based

idk

prob chrome

[twin lagoon]

the google services matter for me

cross-device chrome syncing is nice

[potent fossil]

what services (im not an edge or chrome user)

[floral mesa]

people will still use chrome because of the install dialog on their home page

[potent fossil]

However I thought edge synced with google, so you shouldn't even notice any difference when syncing tabs or bookmarks to another device running chrome

But, I could be wrong. No idea

[left swift]

Did amazon buy a browser?

[cedar spade]

Edge syncs to your MS account, no?

[left swift]

Was it opera

[potent fossil]

what

[twin lagoon]

they sync to your MS account

[twin lagoon]

opera was bought by a chinese company, not amazon

[cedar spade]

Amazon has their own Chromium-based Android browser, not aware of any other browser they maintain

[potent fossil]

@cedar spade seems plausible, i have no idea. i opened it and it has my google account up in the sync box, but it might just be that that email is attached to a m$ acc i dont use

oh ok michale

[left swift]

I thought all ur friends were from roblox

[cedar spade]

oskar's upset they all moved to fortnite

[left swift]

Oh man rec room lul

I remember a twitch streamer got molested in VR in rec room a few years ago by a creepy guy

Anyways

How is the space race v2 going

[merry talon]

that's news?

I must have been molested in vrchat about 100 times

[potent fossil]

how about you go to google

this isn't the place

[left swift]

Hi simple

[potent fossil]

Hi mana

[left swift]

How was ur drunk burrito

[warm anchor]

HELLO

[merry talon]

eternity go have a shower

[warm anchor]

WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW

??? you been stalking me??

[merry talon]

it's just always with the weebs

[warm anchor]

not that!

My AC broke! and it's HOT!

[left swift]

Eat ur dinner

[twin lagoon]

[merry talon]

[warm anchor]

SO TILTED. Apparent some outside mouse chewed some pipes and coolant was leaking

[quasi valley]

very uncoolant

[warm anchor]

and now the tech said my unit is over 20 year old and it's best to replace it

that's like 3~6k ._.

[quasi valley]

@left swift no you

[left swift]

Big oof

[floral mesa]

window unit or central air?

[warm anchor]

central

[merry talon]

No window unit is 6k

[warm anchor]

its a house lol

[potent fossil]

im not even drunk

[floral mesa]

@merry talon maybe within the next 3 months

[left swift]

No from last time

[merry talon]

You have to pay in full?

[warm anchor]

you can finance it but still

._.

[potent fossil]

the breakfast burrito i ordered to sober up? it was good i think

[merry talon]

unlucky

[warm anchor]

Right before sumemr too

[minor badge]

@potent fossil hello!!

@warm anchor

[left swift]

Atleast it will be nice and cool

[short yarrow]

So if you're working out a feature branch, is it okay if you commit code that compiles, but breaks something that will get fixed in a later commit?

[merry talon]

I don't see why not

[warm anchor]

yeah until new unit comes LOL

I have to pick too coz it typically last 15~20 years for one purchase

[left swift]

U own your house?

[warm anchor]

so whatever decision I made it will huant me for next decade if I fuck something up lol

yeah

[left swift]

Eternity is rich

[merry talon]

[warm anchor]

not rich. Just made right decision to buy in early.

This house has appreciated more than my day job

US housing market rn is basically equal to some crazy fucker going round throwing money at any house at any condition coz of low interest and people now spend the majority of the time in house

[merry talon]

just sell the house and don't mention that the AC is broken

[warm anchor]

that may actually work

report of people buying house site unseen or no inspection (AC broken will be shown by this)

[potent fossil]

hello!!!

[left swift]

It's bad time to buy house?

[warm anchor]

I guess after the housing crash last decade, home builders decide to built less houses and it fuck with the demand even more @merry talon

[merry talon]

[warm anchor]

yes it is just about the worse time for someone in the US to enter the market to buy @left swift

[left swift]

[nova plume]

hey can u guys help me clean up my messy as code, this isnt related to mc so i decided to ask here
im new to arrow code and was windering whether someone could point me in the direction of making this cleaner
this is for a discord bot

https://pastebin.com/EUPuRCYm

[left swift]

For free?

[nova plume]

I mean like how would I make it shorter

Like to point me in the direction

Surely that doesn’t cost smth

[worn ember]

what an absolute unit

[warm anchor]

I mean the tech said they dont even service my model

[worn ember]

what unit are we talking about?

[warm anchor]

15-20 years
Modern air conditioners can last between 15-20 years, and older air conditioners last around 10-12 years. The health and efficiency of your A/C depends on a number of factors, including whether or not you properly maintained the unit throughout its lifetime.

@worn ember Central AC unit

this mf is 22 year old so I guess it serves its purpose

[worn ember]

just flextape the coolant pipe

[warm anchor]

that thing need like 90 psi I dont think flextape will hold

[worn ember]

if its a small surface it might

[warm anchor]

those fucking rat man

I think some rat chewed the pipe coz they are little fuckers that chew on everything

[worn ember]

might just have bursted

are they metal pipes?

[warm anchor]

could be too who knows. It still maintain some pressures so the leak is not that big

yes. That doesnt stop rat btw ._.

[formal turret]

the rat just wanted some of that tasty coolant

[warm anchor]

apparently rat teeth grows nonstop so they have to chew on things (?) idk not biologist. All I know is those fucker chews everything

[quasi valley]

do they chew on weebs?

asking for a friend

[limber knot]

What

Why's everyone chewing

[quasi valley]

lmao

do they also chew on chew?

[limber knot]

Oh

[warm anchor]

no they chew on upsidedown man

I imaigne Chew got pinged on IRC and got excited and relized we were talking about RATS

[limber knot]

I'd take rats over weebs

[warm anchor]

wtf wtf

[limber knot]

But Rory is the best

[warm anchor]

kneny and duck got allies????

[limber knot]

Rory https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/0WCKUL6y/IMG_0821.JPG

[warm anchor]

cute send rory outside of my house

catch them rats!

[quasi valley]

hah!

[left swift]

Weebs suk

[twin lagoon]

rory uwu

[worn ember]

uwuwuwuwuawwwauowowow

[warm anchor]

Thats only 3 of you against like half of the core dev!

Oskar wtf

[woven otter]

weebs suck

[ashen cliff]

Well. The Hetzner machine is now dying: https://posili.me/i/2021-05-19_23-35-41.png

[woven otter]

what did you do again

[nova plume]

I’m sorry what

smh

[ashen cliff]

I assume the 137 TB written has something to do with it.

[nova plume]

Yes

[ashen cliff]

If the rating is correct it should be able to do 600 TBW...

So I have no idea why it's dying.

[worn ember]

scammed

[ashen cliff]

Good thing it's in a RAID 0.

Best backup solution know to exist.

[woven otter]

farming chia?

[ashen cliff]

No. Daily backups.

[severe pond]

ch

[woven otter]

ch

[nova plume]

ch?

[worn ember]

ch

[green turret]

ch?

[true canyon]

changes!

[cunning raft]

you're too young to understand his reference

[left swift]

Turn and face the strange

[woven otter]

imagine still being young

[cedar spade]

woah is that what a Laserdisc looked like!?!?!?! ||/s||

[left swift]

U did what??

[potent fossil]

great song

[mental meadow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/comments/nc27fv/rescue_mission_for_scihub_and_open_science_we_are/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[worn ember]

android gang

[left swift]

Eternity discord making fun of me for poki emotes

[worn ember]

good

[left swift]

Also recruited one to be a emote simp

[worn ember]

@warm anchor ban this man for advertising

[left swift]

It spreads

They found some random server with them

[worn ember]

sureee

[left swift]

Ded dont you like pokimane?

[worn ember]

i couldnt care less about her lol

[left swift]

[mental meadow]

Poki has somewhat of a history for transphobic jokes/issues and then getting backlash and having to apologize

[warm anchor]

idk my server is big. Cant have everyone agree with me (asdie from anime

[twin lagoon]

weeb

[warm anchor]

[left swift]

we'll carve a poki emotes faction in ur discord eternity

[potent fossil]

lul @ the ping about not nametagging things in modded or ban @warm anchor

seems like a "not the user's problem" type of problem but 🍵

[ashen cliff]

Daily #announcements reminder.

[potent fossil]

kill v1 kill v1

[cosmic raft]

I'm giving fair warning to people

when v1 dies, it is not coming back

[potent fossil]

i support v1's execution

[cosmic raft]

v2 was introduced 24 November 2020

[warm anchor]

how modpack works, we will have to remove that close sourced mod from our pack... our users are very behaving anyway. Not a public server

[mental meadow]

That mod is just completely stupid and clogged source

[potent fossil]

closed source 😠

[warm anchor]

aurororoa providing support from PaperMC to my server

[potent fossil]

what mod even is it

[unkempt drift]

basically yesterday in terms of some spigot api that says it was going to removed "very soon", in 2016

runs

[mental meadow]

It tries to load a skin From the disk based on the name tag, and when the name tag contains an invalid character like a space it just crashes

[potent fossil]

I would say that's ass, but ass doesn't deserve such an insult

[warm anchor]

Simple doesnt know the pain of Forge side of modpack

man your profile pic is really something.... someone is gonna get triggered if they dont know

Can I know the intention of having such profile pic? @indigo spear

[worn ember]

Epileptic attack

[warm anchor]

Aside from triggering other's epilpetic attack

[mental meadow]

Yeah please change it

[potent fossil]

Yeah that would really suck for somebody with epilepsy to mistakenly hover over

[warm anchor]

You do know people out there with illness that will be harmed by having such picture? @indigo spear

[mental meadow]

Slow it down significantly

[twin lagoon]

[warm anchor]

Just look at Michael's picture! It stands out but doenst harm others!

[twin lagoon]

[warm anchor]

[mental meadow]

!kick @indigo spear Fast blinking animated Avatar. Please only join back if you've changed your avatar

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Kicked yaitsbilly#0001 (Fast blinking animated Avatar. Please only join back if you've changed your avatar) [1 total infraction] -- aurora#4484.

[twin lagoon]

i feel like i can never change my profile picture

it's iconic at this point

[warm anchor]

weebifity it 😉

[twin lagoon]

i haven't changed it for like 4 years now

[mental meadow]

Only a real selfie would be sufficient

[twin lagoon]

no

[warm anchor]

selfie gang like Ded and aber?

[mental meadow]

It was worth a try

[twin lagoon]

go to bed aurora

[mental meadow]

I kinda wanna switch mine to a selfie

Jokes on you I'm in bed

[warm anchor]

well toss phone!

[mental meadow]

I'm debating turning my PC back on and debugging that unicorn mod

[warm anchor]

Aurorora inRL?

[mental meadow]

Happened more than once

[warm anchor]

no aurorora you will then get angry and cant sleep

it is worse now when I switch to plus model

it hurts like shit

big ass phone lol

[mental meadow]

Thigh highs and shorts look like an epic combo to be able to pull off

[warm anchor]

the cutie look

[mental meadow]

That would be epic

[warm anchor]

thigh high is kinda rare in US. People be thinking you are into some sort of fetish... I miss Japan

[cosmic raft]

yikes

some people are silly

Caused by: java.net.URISyntaxException: Illegal character in path at index 50: http://papermc.io/v2/projects/paper/version_group/[object%20Promise]

Caused by: java.net.URISyntaxException: Illegal character in path at index 53: http://papermc.io/v2/projects/paper/versions/'.$value['version'].'/builds/'.$value['build'].'/downloads/paper-'.$value['version'].'-'.$value['build'].'.jar

[mental meadow]

Let's see if i like this

[potent fossil]

avatar is no longer an acceptable name for aurora's picture

it must be cutietar now

[warm anchor]

[mental meadow]

[potent fossil]

god damn it im getting so tired

night time come soon

[mental meadow]

Wanna trade? It's 01:24 and I'm wide awake

[warm anchor]

lol

[potent fossil]

it's 4:42pm and I've been awake since 5pm yesterday

[warm anchor]

wtf

[potent fossil]

I need like, at least 8 or 9 pm so almost there

Then I will slumber

[warm anchor]

resetting I see

[potent fossil]

yes

[warm anchor]

ib4 you wakes up tmr at 4 PM

[potent fossil]

aurora please punish etern for cursing me like that

[mental meadow]

That's the worst

Like missing a day

You just feel completely weird and jetlagged after that

[warm anchor]

I take naps now and it helps me a lot

I will be up by around 7~8 AM -> do some work -> lunch -> nap -> awakes up around 3 PM then sleep around 2 AM

[potent fossil]

Yeah I've just been watching star trek all night since i woke up and then all day until now, as it's the only thing I can actually focus on

[warm anchor]

oh man

we can quiz Simple later? about star trek??

[potent fossil]

👀

[warm anchor]

we will see if YOU really were focus

[potent fossil]

ok quiz me

[warm anchor]

actually I cant I only remember roughly what was going on

[potent fossil]

[warm anchor]

time to google absurd star trek facts

[mental meadow]

What did obi wan say when they first opened the star gate?

[potent fossil]

@mental meadow Ah, okay. I can answer this.

Ready?

.kill aurora

[limber knot]

glares at aurora until they die of boredom.

[mental meadow]

She's back?

:o

[potent fossil]

Always has been 🔫

[mental meadow]

Full disclosure I've never seen star trek or star gate or star wars

[warm anchor]

lol

[mental meadow]

Mh not true, i think i saw one star wars movie in Cinema once

[worn ember]

ur not missing much

old Starwars movies look like garbage, new starwars movie only push political agenda

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[potent fossil]

Watch Star Trek Aurora

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-just-do-it-ben-stiller-gif-4445206

[worn ember]

startrek is ok

but its also kinda cringe

[potent fossil]

Sometimes

[warm anchor]

the show is so old

its like you watching your parent and you cringe ded

[cosmic raft]

not all shows are old

[mental meadow]

Dude i can't even watch the stuff i wanna watch I'm not gonna start start trek

[upbeat falcon]

Star Trek: Discovery - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Discovery
Star Trek: Discovery is an American television series created by Bryan Fuller and Alex Kurtzman for the streaming service CBS All Access (later rebranded as Paramount+). Premiering in 2017, it is the seventh Star Trek series and was the first since Star Trek: Enterprise concluded in 2005.

Requested by kashike#8590 - Star Trek Discovery - result 1 of 9

Star Trek: Picard - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Picard
Star Trek: Picard is an American television series created by Akiva Goldsman, Michael Chabon, Kirsten Beyer, and Alex Kurtzman for the streaming service CBS All Access (later rebranded as Paramount+). It is the eighth Star Trek series and was launched in 2020 as part of Kurtzman's expanded Star Trek Universe.

Requested by kashike#8590 - Star Trek Picard - result 1 of 9

[warm anchor]

oh I thought yall talking about the old one

[worn ember]

ur the old one

[warm anchor]

I am 17 ded! been 17 for years now!

[unkempt drift]

the good ones are older

[worn ember]

MM is into older people

[unkempt drift]

I think TNG is my favorite, but there are episodes from TOS that are really good

then DS9

[warm anchor]

they gon call us boomer now

[unkempt drift]

and the old movies are great, well 3 of them are good Wrath of Khan, Search for Spock, and Voyage Home, others arent great

couple of the next gen movies are good, first contact I liked

[potent fossil]

in chrono order:

1. enterprise
2. discovery season 1 & 2
3. original series (old but not bad, skip the pilot, that IS nearly unwatchable and the story is retold later anyway)
   3.5. animated series (extension of original, but cartoon)
4. all the original movies
5. the next generation seasons 1-5
6. the next generation seasons 6 & 7 tastefully mixed with ds9 seasons 1 & 2
7. generations movie
8. ds9 seasons 3 & 4 tastefully mixed with voyager seasons 1 & 2
9. first contact movie
10. ds9 seasons 5 & 6 tastefully mixed with voyager seasons 3 & 4
11. insurrection movie
12. ds9 season 7 mixed with voyager season 5, then finish voyager by itself
13. nemesis movie
14. lower decks (this is a cartoon, but still awesome)
15. picard
16. finish discovery

😎

also fuck the next gen movies 😎

[worn ember]

[warm anchor]

[potent fossil]

the order i just gave will progress you from 2100s to 3000s

the release order jumps around wildly

[unkempt drift]

well, like almost all of first contact movie takes place before even enterprise

[potent fossil]

yeah but it begins in 2300 and they go back, so

part of the story

would be weird to not know tng and then watch tng peeps before the federation even ever existed

[formal turret]

"wait a minute, picard is in those movies though..." "oh time travel"

[potent fossil]

yes

[formal turret]

yea lol haven't seen them in a long time, just knew picard was in them

[unkempt drift]

in some of those, not all

[vestal jasper]

TIL you can hover your mouse over the volume bar in spotify and use the scroll wheel to move it

[worn ember]

[merry talon]

thanks gmail

but I don't believe you

[crystal compass]

imagine skript; but python

ignoring bad performance

[magic river]

iirc Jython is much faster than CPython

Really slow compared to Java but still, not as bad as you'd think

[potent fossil]

The name Jython has always made me cringe

[vestal jasper]

@potent fossil calculate the total runtime

I'm curious how many years it'll take for me to watch all of that

[potent fossil]

lolwut.jpg im not doing that rn my brain is fried

also ima have to update that later when the new shows come out

we've got like 2 or 3 new shows coming soon

[cosmic raft]

years? none

days

~42 minutes for each episode approximately

[vestal jasper]

Updated November 14, 2017

If you include every episode of every series, with every movie/episode of Star Trek: Discovery up to now (November 2017), without commercials, remastered episodes or directors cuts, it totals to 35,493 minutes, or 591.55 or 24.64 days.

The Original Series (79 episodes x 50 mins)
Next Gen (178 episodes x 44 mins)
Deep Space Nine (176 episodes x 45 mins)
Voyager (172 episodes x 45 mins)
Enterprise (98 episodes x 42 mins)
Discovery (42 episodes x 45 mins)
The Animated Series (22 episodes x 24 mins)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (132 mins)
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (112 mins)
Star Trek: The Search for Spock (105 mins)
Star Trek: The Voyage Home (122 mins)
Star Trek: The Final Frontier (106 mins)
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country (110 mins)
Star Trek: Generations (118 mins)
Star Trek: First Contact (111 mins)
Star Trek: Inserrection (103 mins)
Star Trek: Nemesis (116 mins)
Star Trek (127 mins)
Star Trek into Darkness (133 mins)
Star Trek Beyond (122 mins)

[potent fossil]

Yeah you could probably do it pretty fast if you have time and patience

[vestal jasper]

24 days of runtime as of 2017

[potent fossil]

Discovery has uh, 27 more episodes now

or so

and that's not counting lower decks

or picard

or the animated series which interestingly i also forgot

poor TAS

let me add it

[vestal jasper]

We can prob just round up to 30 and call it good

[worn ember]

What a time sink lol

[cosmic raft]

lower decks

no thanks

[potent fossil]

For now yeah until s4 comes

[vestal jasper]

updated to include all discovery episodes

also the list was at 9, there are 42 discovery episodes released

[potent fossil]

lower decks is actually quite good, but im not entirely sure it contributes to the prime storyline much. it's more of an adult comedy cartoon

feels like rick and morty in places

[worn ember]

Lemme just watch a month of startrek

[vestal jasper]

but yeah it's around 31 days

[potent fossil]

however, it's still star trek, so, meh. i watched it

[worn ember]

Fanboiii

[potent fossil]

100%

I even belong to STARFLEET International, sir

I pay my yearly dues

And no I'm not kidding

[cosmic raft]

I don't like it much at all

[worn ember]

Bruh moment

[cosmic raft]

it being animated ruins it for me

[potent fossil]

fair

you can probably also skip the animated series but, meh

I like em all

but yea, https://sfi.org/
am a member kek

[worn ember]

Kash anti weeb confirmed

[cosmic raft]

anti weeb

have you seen my wall

or manga collection

[worn ember]

I think I'd regret seeing it

Tbh some anime is pretty good

[cosmic raft]

tf

[potent fossil]

wat

[worn ember]

Usually not a manga fan tho

[cosmic raft]

they ask for address etc

and money

o.o

[potent fossil]

yeah it's a fan organization, pre covid they have RL meetups and whatnot for which you must be a member

if you join it and then join the STARFLEET Marine Corps then you get to be event security

And once again I am not kidding

[cosmic raft]

interesting

sign me up simple

captain kashike

[potent fossil]

ah yes

there are quite a few benefits tho, lots of discounts for places

like enterprise rent-a-car gives 5% off to sfi members because...you know...enterprise

any choice hotel is 5-10% off

[cosmic raft]

interesting

[potent fossil]

anyway yea whatever, im a mega star trek nerd. dont care

[cosmic raft]

@golden gust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V17JN76uxc

[potent fossil]

why does that beat sound so familiar?

What older song did this come from? This is gonna kill me until I figure it out

[cosmic raft]

I have no idea

but I thought the same

[potent fossil]

i went and played it for a bunch of ppl and they all recognize it but can't remember the song name

[cosmic raft]

@potent fossil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMqayQ-U74s

maybe

[potent fossil]

Nope @cosmic raft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYr96YYEaZY

That's it.

They sped it up and lowered the pitch for that new song

I'm satisfied now.

[cosmic raft]

omg that song

I was listening to that this weekend

[potent fossil]

god that shit was on the tip of my tongue and i could NOT figure it out

but there we go. happee

[fierce finch]

api

bruh

[potent fossil]

what

[fierce finch]

Discord just ignored the channel I just clicked

[potent fossil]

k

[unborn jay]

Is it worth it to disable the hopper move-event? does it improve performance that much?

[golden gust]

yes

paper reduces the cost of the event in most cases, but, it's an event which is fired for potentially every single item in the hopper and is potentially backed by expensive operations in the process

[warm anchor]

hoper pipe built in to paper when

[merry talon]

does calling an event have that much overhead when it's not being listened to anywhere?

[golden gust]

sorrta

Like, the biggest issue for hopper move is all of the data cloning involved

[merry talon]

I love how much of a shitstorm the addition of hoppers has been to server performance

and then mods just go brr and move millions of items in pipes

[cosmic raft]

The fact that the Bukkit event system is hot trash does not help

[merry talon]

hard fork when

[shell vine]

[left swift]

Hard spork

[ancient bolt]

Tomorrow

Official announcement

[vernal moth]

Uff, leaks

[ancient bolt]

I can leak what I want

Alao Mojang announced under NDA that Minecraft 1.17 has been rewritten in kotlin

[warm anchor]

Not even in my wildest dream

[vernal moth]

Which is why they bumped to modern java

Mojang moving to kotlin would be fucking horrible for us btw

Cause decompiled kotlin code looks like shit

Not sure how far kotlin decompilers are