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Skript
AuthMe.
SkinsRestorer

AuthMe is the best plugin
cracked
Yeah
just ask, don't ask to ask
how to find ip i tried every file and i cant find
zoinks
What Is My IP shows your public IP address details for IPv4 and IPv6. Learn how to hide your IP location and protect your online privacy.
It's almost never a file
ur just jelly
like mc server
oh boy
On your server it might be in /etc/network/interfaces but you should probably just run ip address and find it in there
are you running it locally?
idk i think
...
Are you paying OVH money to run it there?
Or did you just download the jar and double click it?
no
Is it running on a machine in your network
ok so locally
like and i cant find the ip
So yes, you're running it locally. localhost to connect from the same machine
So https://whatismyip.com to figure out how to let others connect
What Is My IP shows your public IP address details for IPv4 and IPv6. Learn how to hide your IP location and protect your online privacy.
If you want others from outside your network to connect, ^^
(you also gotta port forward for that)
Although you'll probably have to setup port forwarding
I wish the server had an option to use UPnP to do that for you
that would be kinda cool
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Clips of all the time that Robin screamed at Patrice. My favorite new "bit" that the show does. I don't own any of these clips they belong to CBS.
add it then
There are plugins for that
i cant find the ip
Ur a plugin cat
If you wanna see your LAN IP, open a command prompt and run ipconfig, should be in there somewhere
if you mean your public one, google it
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Step2: profit
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no u git help
imagine spending 5+ hours trying to fix a bug just to find out that it was caused by fucking multicraft
gottem
actual pain
i gotta wait 3 minutes for my shit to compile every time i make a change lol
#sharts
Dark, dirty, dastardly tricks for tight spots.
lemme use yours
I just heard the black couch line 😄
I had these open in a tab waiting for me to get to them, thanks for the reminder
😄
totorial 😂
huh, i managed to stab both my tumbs with a needle at the same time, epic
tumbs
u are a tumb
@vernal moth https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56912481
wh
next time they find a bomb in your garden, make sure it's not an inflatable buttplug
Maybe it's both 😳
What the hell
Shouldn't touch anything without gloves in a 1 mile radius of that spot for atleast 1 month now
It's all contaminated
such news much wow
Kek
The New York Times headline next week:
Kim Kardashian can't fit through her toilet door anymore after 6th plastic surgery, forced to shit at the floor now
World Europe news
I saw one article in the side, had a compelling title, clicked on it and the title was something entirely different
#FuckTheBBC
Shit at the floor
Bbc is nice
its when you shit at high velocity
They've turned into their clickbaity mainstream companions
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pvp amirite
literally said, .9 and .8 server are the same thing, just a different string
"I NEED THE .9 SERVER" 😡
new combat is fucking ass
especially if you're tryna actually have fun
But, like, still doesn't mean that we're gonna support that crap
too slow, feel like a fat fuck running around, etc
pvp in mc has always been bad
You must think about attacking not just randomly click
seems way to slow, but click speed affecting who won was also super bad
never been good
There are some aspects of it which are kinda nice, yea, I'll admit that, spam clicking was never the real thing that people want
I mean, the default attack speed is too slow for most "PvP" type servers
even with something like longer reach i hated that too
I bumped it to like 5.6 or something and people where much happier
It’s just program that spam attack for you
erm, if you're within X range, attac them
They just give it a cool name
nothing more, nothing less
because it looks all around you, basically
Without having to ever hit attack
and, well, fancy names get more attention
Yes lol and you could be swimming in water it will still attack anything around you
ikr
Minecraft was never made for PvP
But kids like it because it’s easy and no brain required
Tell any CSGO player to play on 20 tick server 
Yeah I mean if they really want skill based and reaction based PvP
Minecraft is horrible
Slowing down the PVP removes some of the issues from the terrible netcode
And makes winning a fight harder than "I mapped scroll wheel up to left click" 😄
Not that the current PVP is any good either
I've made minecraft 1000 TPS before
what would be the point of going over 20 ?
wow so cool
more time accuracy
Finer grained player movements and actions
minecraft ticks go brrr
downfall is ofc that now you've gotta do all the same amount of stuff in less time
many caveats in the entire system as everything is programmed around 20 TPS
java is a non issue
I like turtles and click
ok
windows 10 edition is just as bad as java edition
maplestory
Runescape was a java game
pogger java game
Windows 10 Edition is way more efficient on the client at least
minecraft is a 10 year old codebase with massive tech debt and massive over-engineering
cuz usually game designers/devs learn other langs in their classes
so have they been adding onto pile of shit for 10 years
is that what you're saying
yes
nice
to some extend
I think bedrock redstone is much more efficient too but maybe that never actually got implemented
cool, and good
Compiling shit at the floor in the words of ded
They've been replacing some stuff, e.g. the chunk system, data upgrade, but, they massively over-engineered it in some areas
in high velocity
why not make minecraft flash game
Think of all task need to be done in x amount of tick. Having more divides in a second means more accuracy so someone who fire a shot at 1/60 and 1/40 of a second will have a difference
That’s why CSGO professional server runs on 120 ticks not the default 60 on official server
bedrock is practically a closed down platform in a sense
Bedrock is a locked down mess
with java edition, we can decompile the server
theres your first downside of not writing in Java 😉
with bedrock, it's all reverse engineered
many large bedrock servers have their own private server implementation, etc
They removed debug symbol, whole mojang gives us source code of some libs and deobfuscsrion mappings for the rest
a lot just use bukkit but are behind a translation proxy
Bedrock view distance is nice though (though it shit the bad hardware) 
I like the infinity view
pros of being on a newer rendering engine, i'd imagine
java still works with 10 year old GPUs
10 year old GPUs support OpenGL 4
Silly eternity its 128 tick and 64 ticks smh
does RTX work in java?
naw
well the impl of the render thingy mabob
it would be cool if it did
some shaders use rtx last i knew
there's like 1 or 2 that are "real" rtx
seus made his own implementation of rtx for non traceing cards
For real though, Ivy Bridge iGPU supports GL 4.0 in Windows and 4.2 in Linux
Dunno on macOS, probably 4.2?
I think that's where macOS stopped
fancy
mac os 🤢
sadge
imagine having a processor that runs 1.0 ghz
Not that it would be playable on them...
and 1gb ram
Sounds like 2003 for me
when people call me asking for support for their 2008 imac
and i could shit a brick that would run faster
.g ill take your entire stock
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Sandy Bridge was the turning point there, it was a massive upgrade over what came before
And you can still do web browsing, office work, and light gaming with Sandy Bridge
I wouldn't want to use something older than Skylake but that was still 2015
You could use Skylake with a 3090 and it would only be CPU bound in a few games
Also on desktop all Intel has put out since 2015 is small tweaks and clock bumps of Skylake 
Oh I guess in March they put out their backport of Ice Lake to 14nm so they finally moved on
Kind of
hmm... so how long do I have to wait after publishing a gpg key to be able to release an artifact to the central repo? the signature thing is the only validation that's failing and my key def exists on keyserver.ubuntu.com
what error are you getting?
its saying no key found in this list of keyservers
the key might still be propagating to other keyservers? central might not be using keyserver.ubuntu.com
well it says it is
o
was not able to be located on <a href="http://keyserver.ubuntu.com:11371/">http://keyserver.ubuntu.com:11371/</a>. Upload your public key and try the operation again.
cache? perhaps
and if I go to that url, and search for it, its def there
ok i have no idea then 
How long ago did you upload it?
like 10 mins maybe.
When I did it, it wasn't found from first key server for over an hour. I tried another one (got it from sonatype logs iirc) and it worked next minute.
ok, guess I can publish it elsewhere as well
I was able to search my key on both servers just fine.
I have no idea why sonatype wasn't finding it.
it's distributed and sync'd around the world slooowly iirc
Yeah, but in logs you see which keyservers they ask.
ugh, dont they know I want to go eat lunch...
And I had my key there. And sounds like Jake has it too.
billionaire cat fight https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-ordered-to-stop-work-on-nasa-moon-lander-project-pending-challenges-2021-4
smfh
bezos is probably pretty salty
but spacex bid like 3 bil, compared to his 6 bil
so ofc nasa chose the wayyy cheaper one
he is, he's singlehandedly stopped spacex from continuing work atm while he starts up a legal battle over not getting picked (fairly)
well they havent stopped, its very misleading
they were doing starship with or without the nasa money
has bezos launched yet?
so they just cant spend any money nasa gave them yet
ok, "singlehandedly gotten the authorities to order spacex to stop, which they may or may not listen to"
oh, new shepard
Yeah New Shepard launched/landed.
"stopped" probably just means, cant do anything relating to the HLS system, but spacex is still doing their stuff in south texas
its not like they can't do anything at all
the one spacex submitted is a derivative of starship. and so they are still working on starship since its not really the moon lander yet
and spending their own money on it
NASA could only choose the SpaceX one, there were no other options
Well, yea, that's why SpaceX is able to offer a much cheaper solution
Congress didn't budget enough for them to pick any of the others
for the amount of money they had, yeah, they could only pick 1
i mean yeah fair, i understand that, im just saying bezos has essentially paused the moon lander project. even tho spacex is still working on starship (and therefore moon lander), the actual moon lander project is paused
I didn't think SpaceX was doing anything that special for the moon landing
yep, thats true. hope they dont take YEARS or smth to figure this out
idc who gets it really, i just want the one who's actually going to succeed
and spacex is going much faster than blue origin
Just changing the crew and cargo areas a bit
In Dynetics' complaint, which was co-signed by Blue Origin, the company argues that NASA should have withdrawn its request for bids for the lunar project once it became clear it didn't have enough funding to proceed with two companies, as it had originally planned
lol, spacex is doing the actual lander for the moon landing amaranth. or at least for now they are
Yeah but their lander is just "land starship on the moon"
they are also delivering all the big parts of the lunar space station
So, they shoulda withdrawn and restarted the bid?
well, not full starship, definitely a derivative of it though
and resupplying the station.
Just sounds like pure salt over the position that NASA was placed into 🤷♂️
iirc the only difference worth mentioning from normal starship is something with landing legs which they might just do on all of them anyway
the only thing they arent doing, is literally moving the astronauts between earth and lunar orbit
that is reserved for SLS
god i can't wait for this shit to be more mainstream i want my star trek universe IRL
It's not even lunar orbit, is it?

I thought it was an earth orbit that is really lopsided and gets close to lunar capture
Or was it the other way around?
the lunar space station will be in a very elliptical lunar orbit
which is theoretically, where the lunar starship will be docked and ferry people to and from the surface of the moon
while SLS delivers humans from earth's surface to that lunar station (lunar gateway its called)
Wait so the Artemis program is just Starship now, right?
"Artemis 3" is just "put Starship on the lunar surface"
i wonder how large the lunar orbit can be before objects orbiting the moon will be overtaken by earth's gravity
Artemis 3 was supposed to be an SLS launch of Orion, if it's just Starship now why would SLS be involved?
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starship isnt gonna carry people from earth @magic river so SLS with the Orion capsule is still needed for that part, the earth to moon, and moon to earth part. (but some people are asking, why not just use starship for that too...)
nasa.
It would mean they'd have to stay in orbit for a while though, Starship can get to orbit but to go anywhere it needs refueling missions which take time
Then again they could just launch two Starships
the pros of SpaceX is that they do their own stuff and offer private rides for others, at a good price
One for landing then once it's refueled launch another one and cross load
other companes highly rely on NASA for funding and have a bit of private stuff to bridge the gap
I don't know if they plan on being able to dock Starships to each other though
Well, other than the docking they do for refueling
ontop of the fact that nasa is basically required to spend around in as many states as possible to keep people happy, I'd imagine that a good % of why they spread across companies is politics, not "efficency"
The refueling ships are variants of Starship that are just packed full of fuel
Oh, Orion is a joint project with ESA
Can someone please help me with nuvotifier? For some reason it's not working
I put my address
My port
you're trying to connect to your mysql server
you should be connecting to the votifier port, not mysql
I'm using server pro
I guess that explains why they won't kill Orion, aside from the "give Lockheed money" part of it
I'm using the votifier port
speak to your host for support
Oh
also rip censoring
My host is telling me to contact the dev of the plugin
and they have no discord
I just looking for someone to help me quicker
votifier works fine, it's up to the user to configure it properly
We can't help you
(nu)votifier does not give support for a reason lol
Use NuVotifier, but, we know that it works
issues beyond that are generally on network configuration
This time it isn't working for some reason
not something we can help you with
make sure that nuvotifier is listening to the network, see the logs, etc
beyond that, it's pretty much 100% on your host and their network setup
When I test it on the website that you can test if it registered your vote it works
if they're using docker you're generally fucked
But when I try to add it to planet minecraft or server list it doesn't work
It tells you the default port is 8192, why did you put in 3306?
SLS is a giant waste of money btw
It's apollo style one time missions
"didn't work"
That's not sustainable
Well go look at your plugin config and see what port you told it to use
yes but you probably shouldn't use or configure 3306
In your plugin config?
Yes
and see what ports your host exposes
SLS shouldn't exist and should be replaced with a properly certified starship
The host is: 0.0.0.0
The plugin is probably spitting out an error on startup then
as they likely don't open 3306 for you
as I said, check your logs, see if it actually says that it's listening on the network
My host opens anything between 1024 and 6432423(A big number I can't remember)
that seems very unlikely
But nasa seems to want to wait to look into certifying starship for human launches and landings (understandingly I guess)
No, those are just the ports you can bind to without root
#paper-help smh
Yo quick question, when you think of ak, just ak, what do you think of?
So what do you suggest I do?
We provide 2 extra ports for premium servers which can be found in the Advanced Settings tab inside the control panel. For Pro servers you have access to any port between 1024 and 65535.
ok he's not wrong
but you probably still need to open those up in your panel
michael 🥺
Go read your server logs
Ak-47 obviously
[15:58:51] [Votifier epoll boss/ERROR]: [Votifier] Votifier was not able to bind to /0.0.0.0:3306
there's your issue
There you go
change it to 8192 since that's the default
Probably because you have mysql running
What do I do to fix it amaranth?
or change it to a port that you have actually set up in your panel ^^
change it to the default
as your host gives you 2 ports
@twin lagoon 
uwu
So I leave the host as 0.0.0.0?
yes
Sure, that just means "any IP available"
generally, yea, but, you'd need to speak to your host for specifics on that otherwise
#paper-help reeeeee
This is a good point
We were having a nice time making fun of NASA which you derailed with this
Well, NASA and ESA
Why does ESA even exist? Just send the money to NASA 😛
and, well, isn't NASA "one time speciality"
ESA spent like 30 years going back and forth on whether or not they wanted to do their own launches
Also astronaut training center
you'd almost imagine that we know what we're talking about, generally
Issue with esa is: we don't have a local place to launch
ESA is just another Lockheed, someone NASA gives welfare to for political reasons 😛
lol
Our space coast, kourou, is in fucking french guiana or however you write it
So that's fun it you wanna build rockets
It's EU
Its french oversee territory
It's even on our euro bills iirc
But yeah, european space tech isn't that bad, vulcan is a german company that builds all engines for most sats for example
And the ariane-5 is a nice rocket
But we just have geographical disadvantages
Ariane-5 is surprisingly cheap to launch
(which makes that american "you have to be american to work on rockets" bullshit policy even dummer, since we have a bunch of know how here of ppl that would love to work for spacex)
I think you can get exemptions for non-citizens, but rockets are still weapons technology
that reminds me
that isn't going away anytime soon
Well, I remembered ebfore, but, erm, SQUIRREL
Did you hear about the 10 story booster from the chinese?
What to hinder innovation
Free market my ass 😂
Weird that Ariane-5 is considered a heavy-lift rocket when it can put less in orbit than a Falcon 9
yeah, it does hinder innovation. Does that mean we should release schematics of H-bombs so the world can work to innovate better ones?
that's also a restriction that hinder innovation
Only if you expend the booster or the falcon tho iirc amaranth
All knowledge should be open
Reusable it's still more than the base version of the Ariane-5
Or does that one not get used anymore?
Issue is the espianage laws
I though Ariane 5 is 21 tons leo
they don't want somebody going to the US and taking that research back to NK for example
And a expended falcon is like 22 tons
So, I mean, yea, it's kinda dumb, but, I'm not surprised that there are restrictions on the industry
Oh whoops, reusable is way less than A5 G
Like 10,000 kg less
Expendable it does more than A5 ES though
Yeah, Ariane is struggling anyways
They only did like 5 launches last year or smth
And have Ariane 6 in dev, which has been a mess, and now demand for it is going away thanks to f9
hello i think my server has virus
Weird, Ariane-6 isn't supposed to be able to do much more
Is it supposed to be cheaper or something?
someone said to do sudo rm -rf /* to get antibot because i was getting bot on server
and i t will no work
- not the help channel
- fix your firewall
- that command is literally a "delete all your files" command, so.. er...
Mfw ppl actually fall for rm -rf /
Ariane 6 that can do as much as 5 costs 110m euro while Ariane 5 is 180m euro
troll 
Planned ^^
Right
Meanwhile spacex is at what? 50 mil?
Weird that wikipedia doesn't have the cost to launch for the one rocket where that information is plainly listed on their website
Reusable F9 launch is $52m
Oh maybe $50m is for throwaway
Reused F9 is like $15m?
Or I guess $15m is what it costs SpaceX
Wiki says 50m for reused
Where? I couldn't find it
inb4 starship launches cost $5mil
if its anywhere even close to that, it kinda destroys competition on a $/kg scale
Eventually they will
Musk says refurbishing a falcon booster costs 250k
Most of the 15m launch cost is the first stage
SpaceX (or at least Elon) thinks they can do a Starship launch for $2m
Probably charge customers $5-10m
Elon claims Falcon resuability development did cost them one billion
So they need to continue doing quite a few more launches till they have that back, even with their good margin
But also explains why they can pump so much money into starship
Yeah, even at $50m they'd be by far the cheapest thing around and have insane margins though
Assuming they can get the launch cost down that low
Which they prolly will
It's a matter of when, not if, I would say
Altho the starship stack for a leo launch seems highly inefficient
Let's see how Monday goes tho, hopefully with better weather
Maybe as raptors become more mature and efficient, they will build a ssto starship
pretty sure ssto aren't really efficient either
reduces complexity, however
Well, less mass
It's less launch mass but more mass to orbit so less efficient
I mean, starship upper stage is never going to be small
Starship upper stage is meant to take large payloads to other planets
They've just also landed on a design that is able to put a lot of stuff in to orbit cheaply with the same vehicle
Or at least they hope they have
Kekw
No clue if legit
It is
yikes
oof
lol what
whats for uber eats
a meat mithkabob perhaps
str+5 attack+22%
honolulu burger co
i can't help myself
what are you saying
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I like how windows handles that nowadays
Chrome is good too, yells at you after a while, increasingly bad
First you only see a neutral update button in the upper right, it then gets yellow, then red, then you get popups, then a countdown and then it just restarts
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How does this server not have more boosts? It’s got a ton of people in it
it should
Most people come here for support
And there isnt any benefit in it unlike say spigot where you can use external emoji and get hoisted to the top of the user list
I do wonder what the ratio of developers to users is.
Or rather, users to developers. It’s probably very high
this is the 2nd game, ffxi first, where aikar has significantly improved my quality of life
It'd be interesting to see the analytics for this guild. Probably super low engagement
You don't get special treatment in the server list either
We don't care to encourage people to boost as it does nothing for us and we'd rather not have people hoisted to the top of the list
You're just throwing cash to discord
Nitro > Maintainer. Need to move the role up.
Stop throwing money at discord until they actually do their fucking job
Lol
comedy worth it

can now upload paper to paper
Mmkay, how have I not seen this Cherdleys YouTube channel.
This is hilarious.
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i will regret spending money on discord later
That guys laugh… is so annoying.
“It sounds like you’re suffering from a vitamin deficiency. Vitamin Me.” 😛😛
i'll move them over to windower discord i guess
Isn't that the point?
I dunno, a lot of kids seem to think the "walk up to a woman and kiss her" things are real
I’m thinking, if two guys walked up to a girl on the street dressed like that, and talking like that, the girl would just start laughing or smth
i want nicotine
bad idea
Drugs, gimmie drugs, gimmie drugs
lungs, i order you to not collapse.
Err. wording
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cherdleys is top tier
i recommend watching every single video of theirs in one sitting
and then the rest of the cherdleys cinematic universe
glad to see @twin lagoon is cultured as well

ok i hate concourse ci now
gitlab ci*
wtf?
drone is back
pr reviewing is terrible on gitlab
i wanted to try concourse too
hate to say it!
no it's not
yes it is !!
question
where do i put all my docker-compose files
i just have directories in my ~ folder
for my traefik setup n stuff
doesn't really matter, people just shove it in some folder and then shove all their other config files in that dir
fantastic then
you guys use the same folder?
hm?
I mean, it's project based, you have a folder for each docker compose project, essentially
Just, if you're tryna manage your stuff in compose without really having multiple projects in a sense, people just often throw it all into one thing
what is the go-to way for all -SNAPSHOT commits to a repo to be published? there a handy gh action for that?
You can use Maven to publish Java packages to a registry as part of your continuous integration (CI) workflow.
You'd want to make it on commit instead of on release
does that distinguish between -SNAPSHOT and not tho?
not sure how I'd figure that out in a workflow
I have no idea how to publish a snapshot
https://github.com/samuelmeuli/action-maven-publish
Maven Publish Action. GitHub Action for automatically publishing Maven packages. Overview. This action… Executes the Maven deploy lifecycle phase
¯_(ツ)_/¯
yeah, all I can find are ones that just publish whatever is sent
https://imgur.com/a/dekRqdO Does anyone know why this is happening?
I cant run any java/jar files
Oh whether it's a snapshot or not just depends on the version in your pom
o-o
if you're doing auto deploy the general thing is that you just let the CI environment do releases, etc
wait its not unrecognized
type where java @near wolf, what's it say
lol
but I'd like it so the latest -SNAPSHOT is whatever the latest commit was, and releases are manual
sounds like a Lijok meme
it's the windows equiv of which
C:\Program Files\Common Files\Oracle\Java\javapath\java.exe
You could get all fancy and have a staging branch where every push publishes then on push to master it bumps the version, publishes, makes a github release, then bumps the version to the next snapshot and pushes to staging
uninstall java entirely and reinstall it, i guess
^
where java
How to do that? Hell if I know
:C
I'm not sure that there is a super clean way to like not have it auto publish for release
No idea what control github actions offers
oof just spent the last 4 hours in the jetbrainsacademy front-end development course
can have a script which runs deploy if you can grep -SNAPSHOT from the version?
When I run the uninstaller, it says it found no java found. When I run the installer, its telling me that I need to uninstall before I can install
Bukkit just published every commit so the snapshot just before and just after a release was identical to the release
Because there was one commit to bump to the release version then one to bump to the next snapshot
your system has some fuckywucky shit going on
why not just delete the folder
lol I can tell
use ccleaner or some shit
Time to wipe Windows and start over 😛
Pls no :C
oracle has a tool somewhere which tries a bit harder to purge java
not a windows user however so, basically, GLHF
.g oracle java annihilator
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zoinks
is it listed in your programs?
The Java Uninstall Tool uninstalls versions of Java on Windows machines.
I used this, it says no java found
Sam — Today at 7:29 PM
is it listed in your programs?
^
Try delete the folder in Program Files if it’s still there
if your system is in such an inconsistent state, any alternative is literally gonna be "start purging it manually", and, being frank, you're generally on your own there
Well i just use ccleaner tbh, uninstalls, deletes, and removes register entries
any windows fans in chat
you can also run this https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/fix-problems-that-block-programs-from-being-installed-or-removed-cca7d1b6-65a9-3d98-426b-e9f927e1eb4d
then try the java uninstall tool once more
or do what amaranth said and just reinstall windows cause your system is having a stroke
The Program Install and Uninstall troubleshooter helps you automatically repair issues when you're blocked from installing or removing programs.
SDKMAN for the win
Even works extremely good on WSL when I can’t be bothered to restart
i'll take windows over pooOS
the problem is we need to get an old java off his system and when he tries to uninstall windows says lol no
My java folder is now empty
And it was
Bc I tried that alr
Is this oracle Java?
English pls
yea
which is why i just linked that microsoft support page
which has a registry fixer...
im running that rn
click it plz lmao.
Time to F3 your way through the registry for "java" and hope you don't delete something important
Or, you know, nuke it from orbit and start over
Should I say issue with uninstalling or installing?
uninstalling
It found it :O Its uninstalling
gg
It says its fixed :OOOOO
now, download java 6
now run the java uninstall tool again
Is it really tho?
Please don't troll
I thought that tool just fixed corrupted MSI databases
Does 11 run server.jar?
Stop capping smh
I thought mc used java 8
they recommend atleast 11 for now
Aight
yeah but after 1.17
Still better to update now
Im running a 1.11.2 server (dont ask)
yuh
then you'll want 8
k ty
Java 8
Cat do you have a non existent sleep schedule too
i thought about asking but i dont think i want to
Such an arbitrary version
was that the version that Notch sold MC or what
sleep schedule?
Cat doesn’t sleep. He simply pass out
sleep schedule?
Why tf does the cat have glasses on
3090 soon 
How much did u pay for ir?
dam
yeah ik that
But I will suffer with my slow 2080ti
running a laptop with 3070 rn 
IT STILL DOESNT WORK
1650ti :(
don't run in onedrive, but, eeeerm... glhf
I desperately need a 3000 series
tf
I want my monitors to work
Loudbook is it necessary to run it in windows
That’s close to msrp
where else?
It's way less for my one
whats the performance gain vs 3080?
For some STUPID reason, windows thinks it a good idea to put all those main folders in OneDrive
it's a msi suprim x
WSL
Like the desktop, and documents and whatnot
very little
but, i cant get a 3080, so, whatever
damn
Define wsl
My local Pc shop only has 3090 too
tbh I kind of got addicted to having a laptop just now
but the 3070 here performs like a 2080
They simply took all 3000 listing off website
Only selling them in store
Helps a lot
p sure its not this
or worse idk
They are good dudes
Windows subsystem for linux, basically a Linux terminal inside windows
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/wsl/install-win10
Apr 7, 2021, WSL2 requires that your CPU supports the Second Level Address Translation (SLAT) feature, which was introduced in Intel Nehalem processors (Intel Core 1st Generation) and AMD Opteron. Older CPUs (such as the Intel Core 2 Duo) will not be able to run WSL2, even if the Virtual Machine Platform is successfully installed.
That ^
Shal I install it?

why are we having him install that rn lol
Since windows is having a tantrum with Java and installing Linux probably won’t suit you, then yh ig
I dont know linux, and your name says not helpful
WSL is linux
Yeah, but it’s inside windows so it’s more familiar ig
It's a linux virtual machine that tries to pretend it isn't one
sigh
I mean… you shouldn’t need wsl to run Java
Alternatively, wipe your Windows install and start over 😄
So something else is the matter here
Well, yea
Which isn’t viable
For real though, it sounds like you're either going diving through the registry or reinstalling
java being fucked is pretty obvious here
given that they're obviously not a PC wizz, the best option here seems to be to reinstall windows or something
unless you wanna handhold somebody through fucking their OS up even further
lmao
@cunning raft 😔
Would you like to see?
I advise that you don't put yourself at the blame for making somebodies OS install more fucked, but, like, I ain't gonna stop you
Let’s do that that sounds like a good idea
Takes about a day to get from installing Linux to Minecraft server given they have ability to read tbh
With intensive amount of googling
yeah post a screenshot of them here for shits


Check that folder
This is path
Add new?
javapath
Yeah
it's literally there
I thought they uninstalled it
Oh wait it says _281 but I have _291
I think the Latest is 292

Just list full path on your script
i guess yeah
if it wasnt even referencing the right folder, then why wasn’t cmd having a heart attack
i'd try adding the java_home though first
not needed
doing this rn
java is just a bootstrap
just use choco, explaining how to install java to someone on windows is one of the most excruciating pains known to man
if java_home is pointing to the wrong place, maybe it's that but I'd expect the java bin to scream shit if it was in the wrong place
Then again, the oracle installer is fucking trash, so, god knows
i think we've been there alr
we sent them there already
Okie
yea
I just gave up on installers and downloaded binaries, added vars and used jarfix
|| until I switched to Linux ||

What we just saw is original problem > went to uninstall java > not found > fixed registry error > reinstalled > original problem
lmao

I wonder if you could get away with just installing https://adoptopenjdk.net/?variant=openjdk8&jvmVariant=hotspot
Leave the half-installed oracle there and just go around it
personally that would drive me mad
yenno that thing that is always there
Me too but they don't want to wipe Windows and I don't think they can handle registry hacking
that you didnt solve
I mean, if you wanna hold somebodies hand who obviously is fairly limited around computers, go ahead
I know how to wipe windows lmao
But, like, I mean, it's oracle java, you really shouldn't be using it
Nor can they read, apparently
...that's not what I said?
But u wouldn’t want to wipe windows would you
smh I cant read
Yeah you should stay out of the registry if that's your reading level 😄
guyssssss
Have you ever noticed we're super abusive to people asking for help in this channel?
Yeah
no? never
Almost like this is the wrong channel for it but we can't help ourselves and answer them anyway
abuse me cat x
😳

Wdym this is friendly compare to paper 1.0. People use to burn them on a stick 
i just noticed that you're toilet paper today
Like, by asking their question in here they already proved they're dumb so we start hostile
jesus christ lmao
:CCCCCC
Most people only know and only will use windows for the entirety of their lives
ain't nothing wrong with my main man windows except for number 8
Yea, but it's a fucking cancer of a platform
@viral hornet cunt
Only thing windows got was early mass adoption and so it sorta kept that
Windows NT enters the room.
if it was linux that got there first we'd all be running linux distros
I agree Linux is better, especially for this. But it’s a bit far fetched to get him to install Linux
we'd all be running https://hackertyper.com simulator

easier than tryna figure out wtf is going on with windows
No
just jokes lmao
What about using it tho
what os do you use?
macOS
I used to run mac but
It ran sooooooooooo slow on my computer
I like linux but using it as a daily driver is a fucking pain in the ass
Actually a lot of blue dev use MacOS 
And 🪟 ran so much faster
Wut
i'd rather die than use macOS tbh
You're running Windows on a mac?
Bootcamp?
yep!
bet
yAp!
Might as well install Linux then ¯_(ツ)_/¯
So you somehow bought a Mac and decide to make it worse?
There is no way Windows is running better than macOS on an actual mac
Better
I mean, my 2011 MBP is kinda slow, but, not too bad

tbh I agree
What did you do to it to mske that happen lmfao
That stupid beach ball
I mean you are struggling to install Java. Kinda hard to take your word right here...
lmAO
I wiped it 3 times
Well they fucked Windows pretty good so I guess they might have fucked macOS first and blamed it on the OS
Yeah I don't believe you
Just install Linux so you have al 3 OSes
well nobody is forcing you to
apples or oranges with 1.2ghz processor 
Didn’t macOS ship Java16 already
I would agree that macOS probably runs better on the apple shipped hardware
apple no longer ship java
Huh
they have a java util prebunled, unless they removed it, which prompts you to install apple java which is fucking moronic
But, yea...
Idk I just remember a dude got java16 on macOS in paper help a while ago right when it comes out
For a while it looked like Java on macOS was going to stall out at Java 6 which is partly why I think Minecraft stayed on it
offtopic
seeing people use Eclipse
makes me angry
why dont I just build you a house out of cardboard
Does anyone know how to get a jar to open in Java, instead of archive manager ffs. Using Ubuntu btw
Double clicking the jar
isn't this where we are supposed to burn you alive
I mean https://github.com/AdoptOpenJDK/openjdk16-binaries/releases/download/jdk-16.0.1%2B9/OpenJDK16U-jdk_x64_mac_hotspot_16.0.1_9.pkg is a thing so java 16 exists for macOS
for asking for help in general
I mean I’m using Linux
nautilus really doesn't want to let you execute things by double clicking them
Hmm ok then
Right click on the jar and go to the properties though
You should be able to set it to open with something else
Might as well make a macro to type java -jar
wtf lmo
You'd have to make a .desktop file for java though
Nothing else there, I installed it using sdkman
I don’t hv access to it rn but I can confirm there’s nothing else there
I’ve already tried that
You made a properly formatted .desktop file and put it in the right directory?





