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we just pay what we have to pay lmao
no need for tax returns
but my taxes for the last few years have been 0 thats correct since i'm still a student
best buy, putting a sale on an out of stock gpu
They’re brains are too powerful
You could have zero withholding and pay quarterly instead, would probably not have returns then
the employer pays taxes every month and its automatically withheld from your paycheck
its the same thing here
Yeah, we do that too but we have enough tax credits and tax exempt things that it's impossible to tell what the withholding should be ahead of time
that's why come tax season the IRS determines what you should have paid and if you paid too much you get a return/refund. if you paid too little they will tell you to send them more
thats stupid tho, why not just wait till they know how much you have to pay instead
Except they don't tell you this, they make you figure it out on your own then tell you if you did it wrong
this is why i employ an accountant
but he fucking mistyped my got damn account number
gg
so now im mad
Well, hey, at least they tell you when you're wrong
at least yours didnt make you go bankrupt lol
People are bad at saving money, if you hit them with a $10,000 bill at the end of the year, even if they knew it was coming, they'd die
Simple did that to himself
I saw some thing a while back and people where surprised that they didn't get as much back on their tax return as they basically took more money home vs over paying
and they where fucked because they where expecting like a windfall in cash
Right, tried to sell a change in tax policy as a tax cut for low income people when it was really just a reduction in the estimated withholding so they didn't get as much as the end of the year or had to pay in instead
there are a lot of people who dont understand how it works, and then put on their W-2 that they have 14 dependents and get max paycheck and then lose their minds when come tax season they owe a couple grand
and then they just continue to do that every year because they never learn
they just learn that april = bad juju
or something
well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
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300926
lol
Guys, serious question. If a buyer opens a PayPal case about digital goods, they risk the seller's money. So, wouldn't it be fair for the seller to risk the buyer's digital goods by suspending the buyer regardless if they lose?
permaban
yeah its not unheard of to be suspended/revoked for charging back at all regardless out outcome
just put it in your terms...
at the point at which they charge back, the cost is already reversed by paypal
tebex and stuff even has an option to ban after chargeback
if you want "legal" fair, go speak to a lawyer
Nah, was just checking my perspective
I think it's a shit move and am sad there is no way for me to avoid it when buying video games
Nothing actually happened
Banning future purchases is one thing, banning from the system entirely so past purchases are lost is shitty
steam has a 2h refund policy
Like, it's caveated
as a software distributor you don't wanna be fucked because the person whos software you're passing on is trash
But, companies refund policies for digital goods are often kinda ass, especially around stuff like pre-orders
By the way, my father had so many Google chrome tabs open in his phone, the counter became a smiley face
if you pre order you deserve all the shit
lmao
I know, I was laughing when I saw it
But yeah, personally I have a balanced refund policy
I avoid many problems and often the refund is partial
technically you cant get a refund for a donation 
is it just me or are almost all the games currently on sale on steam low tier and shit as fuck
game industry in a nutshell rn
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So, I recently learned that gpu prices are beyond the clouds
welcome to 2021
glad i dont need a new one for the next couple years
damn 300eur?
%random_female% in the morning
Literally found a seller and told them to fuck off
Good luck
i wonder if people actually buy those tho
they do
haha dum
i found a buyer for my 1080 in like 8 seconds
300 EUR for an obsolete already used low tier technology, I hope the seller is scammed
It makes money mining so you're the sucker for selling it
What about the RX470/480/570/580/590? 
I think AMD cards sell for more since they mine better
well nows my time
who needs a gpu anyway
i really hope this crypto shit fucks off soon
I also heard that apple is working on M1X, so Intel and and should be terrified
apparently the M2 is already in the printer
xD no
the printer
only good thing about it is that its an integrated circuit so can be smaller
Dunno if it's M1X or M2
First gen ARM desktop CPU which is strong as all fuck in pretty much every benchmark?
Microsoft working on their own ARM chip?
how many times can apple do the "it's the fastest processor ever created" ad before the phrase gets old
Whatever they call it it's probably going to have 8 big cores
Yea, Intel and AMD are really happy right now
like how can they keep spinning it, even if it's true or close to the truth
apparently for the past 10 years or so
x86 cough cough
Apple have just proven that for the majority of desktop users, you don't need x86
"the best mic ever put in a mac" "the best webcam ever put in a mac" "the best ever speakers put in a mac" yea ok good for you lol
next year same thing
Intel's twitter feed is just sad
X86 is legacy. 
Tru stori
tbf, the new camera is a lot better lol
are we on 128bit now?
no
Nah, 64 is still much
think both intel and amd have arm projects in the works or something now, but, er...
128 bit is just dumb
no u
CPUs are still 32 bit instructions last I knew, just the data is 64 bit wide
any homies with 16 exabytes of memory ? 😁
Apple got the lead, just like Tesla. MacBooks were the underdogs for years
Wide putin data

Apple has had the lead in PC revenue for a long time afaik
Well, if you consider their thermals
they were never better either tho, and just costed twice as much
70c on your leg isn't enjoyable
Apples thermal issues was on Intel not delivering their promises
They didn't cost twice as much if you tried to actually build a comparable PC
BUT, MY PLASTIC FANTASTIC LAPTOP IS CHEAPER!
well yeah... a comparable desktop would be a lot cheaper
Sure, if you didn't give a shit about build quality or some of the features they shipped standard you could get a shitbox pretty cheap
even laptop vs custom desktop apple weren't too far off in the scheme of things
Otherwise they usually traded back and forth within a couple hundred dollars with their actual competition (XPS and such)
I was watching the new fanless MacBook air eat an Intel & an AMD laptop yesterday for dinner
guess i've been cheaping on then lol
I'm not sure there's a single desktop user that does other then those who write in assembly or work for Intel
For some of their products, you've gotta consider the actual marketspace they where designed for
Apple does overcharge for RAM and SSD though
Daily reminder: PS4 is not X86. 
Everyone else does too but Apple does a little more and these days you can't put in your own
oh i remember yeah, actual prices werent that far of but its when you break something that shit goes bonkers
I mean, for a long time arm laptops have been pretty shitty and there's been a long running thing that arm just ain't up to the task
What is it?
Get AppleCare
Playstation 4.
._.
PS4 is 8 cores of a design AMD thought could go in tablets
idk why i would pay for a service in case my shit breaks instead of just paying a normal price when it breaks
apparently based on x86-64 though
I mean, apple, and most companies in general, fuck you over when shit breaks
like, it's a safety net to minimise the gape hole they leave
Apple be like "yes, that logic board in your laptop which is only worth $400? We'll replace it with a discount, but will cost $700"
hopefulyl they don't catch ya, but, if shit happens
i just think the philosophy of "if its broken dont fix it and just buy another one lol" is so flawed
yea, 100%
generates so much unneeded waste
apple shamefully ain't the only fucker in that game though
oh for sure
I didn't get the extended warranty for my XPS because I opened up the case the first day I owned it 😛
I would get it for a MBP though
not sure even Apple can fix all of their stuff though; it's so tiny lol
They can
they can replace parts
it's just "not economical"
instead of yeeting the whole thing
rossman has been repairing their shit for years
There are only 4 major parts in a modern MBP: screen, keyboard, battery, logic board
they literally pay companies to destroy perfectly repairable phones so they wouldnt be resold
The rest is the cables and screws to put those together
shit happens
That's just Apple's 100% renewable design
Like, people spill crap, hardware lets out the magic smoke inevitably, etc
Which isn't a total farce at all
yeah i love how they promote being "ecological" and then pull shit like that
There is apparently a company which offers battery replacements in their earbuds
100% renewable at their established final assembly plants 😛
we recycle our MacBooks! we just do so 20x more often then needed
has anybody here had an apple cable last longer than like 2 years now?
They ship all the stuff to another building, that building does things cleanly, and they market the whole operation as clean
yes
modern cable?
yup
its shit like this that really makes me hate corporations (not just apple)
well.. if my "modern" you don't mean less than two years lol
unless they changed the material, they where using this rubber crap which like leaches, turns green and then just flakes away
I mean I have lightning cables from Apple that I've used for years
i had the same one for like 4 years
and the charging cable that came with my 2017 MBP is still perfectly Appley clean
Yea, just looked it my lighting one and its fine
guess they changed the material then
my charging cable has no coating anymore its just the cables
they're like 6 years old now tho
Well maybe that was an accident, the material couldn't have gotten much worse
Oh sorry
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i mean thats basically any phone connector/charger
The only cables I've ever had fall apart are Apple ones, or no name brand ones from the depths of China
welp never happened to me or any of the twenty Macs a month I see when people break them
everybody I know who has had apple devices has had cables which do that
🤷♂️
Apple literally started giving away free replacements to some stuff like power bricks and cables because of this
maybe they make the ones they ship here differently? I mean I know they all come from China but idk
Ahh they're PVC free
Come to think of it, I might still have the cable from a 2011 Mac mini that works
Either that or I lost it and replaced it cuz there's some cable in it lol
Yeah they last if you're extra careful.
This is what mine looks like now cx
oof
green sludgy slime in there too?
You basically don't want to move your device while it's charging.
But, yea, Theyjust sorta like break down if you mvoe them and such
best you can do is heat shrink the fucker
I don't even charge my phone with a cable anymore
ik it's slow; that's why I use it
For now at least
The wasteful part is kind of a laws of physics thing
it gets stupidly hot, heats the phone up which kills the battery early...
to not overheat the battery cuz of fast charging
The slow part is at least partly because of the wasteful part, if you made it faster it'd melt your phone from the waste heat
Yeah wireless charging can never be as efficient
doesn't make my phone real hot
my phone pretty much shits itself when its charging idk why
They are leaps and bounds away from the theoretical limit though
it also is a slow charger even by wireless charging standards
with an even slower power brick (USB)
I mean, is that your phone cable?
If you become grounded, i.e. you rub against or near the sheiled wire in the cable, you'll often get odd behavior
same case for if it's not actually making a connection all the way though too potentially
i get the same isse with my OP charger as that's doing the same thing
its not the charging thats messed up, just android going super slow mode when its charging
But, I generally just slow USB and charge over night anyways, so 🤷♂️
unless ur talking to zombie
Forge devs: nonono dont do it that way do it this way
Me: but i cant do it that way
forge devs: reee
Me: asks again later
forge devs: yeah you cant do that, make a pr lol
ok
forge
Neat, electric car inductive chargers are up to 86% efficiency
there's your problem
Cell phone chargers are at 53%
how does the m1 macbook air compare to the m1 macbook pro? they look...the same, just air w/ no touchbar?
Pro has an extra GPU core and doesn't thermal throttle
how does one charge a car with induction?
well being as the air has no fans it has to throttle faster; pro has bigger battery
They're mostly identical for bursty workloads
ironic, being called air and having no airflow
(assuming you buy the 8 core air, since there's one with a 7 core gpu)
well im still not sold simply bc it only has 2x thunderbolt
more like ground book
if you look at the iMac, do not get the 7 core GPU at least without looking carefully
just buy a dongle for 40bucks kappa
there are other differences they don't have as evident
they fucked up there
what's wrong with them?
the huge empty space on the bottom is disgusting
they are truly fugly machines this time around
yeah, that's about it
lyk ur gal
ill have you know my girl is sexy from all directions
reminds me of that one direction joke
yo mama so ugly one direction turns the other direction
the mini only has two thunderbolts but also two "old" USBs if you care
i have an intel mbp im not rushing to buy a new laptop
im waiting for an M1/M2 one actually worth the time to finish the order process tho
atm they're jokes for anyone who does anything other than basic shit
2 inputs is not enough on a pro machine and neither is 8/16gb of memory
it's a joke
bruh their specs are kinda poop for anything other than normal use
as I say, my long term goal is probs to just build a remote machine I can install some remote software on or use steam play or whatever and use that for gaming from a mac which I use for the daily
i was kinda amazed at how mediocre it was when i saw the specs lol
(atm)
defo waiting for apple to release models with more ram though
Why is the M1 chip desirable exactly?
apple has never been a gaming player
otherwise, their hardware performance looks pretty fucking sweet
i did this with an hp ultrabook, it wasn't very good
bc the speed is incredible
even with Rosetta
Like performance per watt I'm guessing?
For gaming you'd wanna be going over LAN
performance per watt, performance benchmarks in general
i used to play games on my laptop from my desktop through steam (shadow?) play
gaming per watt
was pretty ok experience
anyway, besides a good arch install when running well, mac is an amazing experience for development. everything just works. and the speed of the M1 has made me pop one a few times tbh
RISC overall is better than CISC for many things.
lol.......
Yeah this is why I have you blocked. Back to keeping them shits collapsed
M1 is not a RISC 😛
Yes it is
I mean if you're going to be condescending I really don't care.
🍿
It's reduced compared to x86 but it has NEON and SVE and instructions for JavaScript and etc
It's still a RISC by definition
I thought they were?
RISC should only have as many instructions as needed
powered by JavaScript™️
Once you're adding in instructions for special cases you aren't RISC anymore
Ok let me call it KRISC
They both decode to micro ops anyway so it doesn't matter much
Kinda Reduced
can we just yeet JS tbh
I suppose you could call it RISC-like then.
No no, it's Apple
coffee time
It's Risc +
I don't know if RISC-V is "true" RISC either but it's closer
RISC+ Pro Max Ultimate 5G Awesome
I think as WASM evolves and if it manages to gain more traction it may reduce dependence on JavaScript, but think it's here to stay all the same.
iirc ARM isn't even purely a load/store architecture anymore
And that's supposed to be one of the defining things about RISC
how old are you
17 wbu
17 months?
17 cows?
funny guy
i dunno, i thought it was
my bad, target audience of this guild must be men in their 30s-40s
can’t appreciate the youngsters’ sense of humor these days
s\
and the jebait gnome memes are like 2012
latest meme in there is literally just some black dude in water and someone calling it an ender man
what the heck
To be fair, it's pretty funny to use such a dated meme.
dont mind the grumpies, they havent had their oatmeal yet
lol
The fucking micro op cache is used as a side channel via timing attacks
Every CPU worth using has a micro op cache
That includes ARM
noice
yarg "a team o computer science"
does anyone know how many player connections bungee can handle before i gotta switch to smth like velocity?
boils more on hardware than anything
cries
we love velocity
okok
at the point at which you're overloading the proxy, you wanna look at horizontal scaling anyways, even if you do switch
ok thankyou c: id just hate to rewrite most my plugins to velocity
dont you pensive me
but velocity api is so nice 😔
ill look into it sometime but rn im so overflooded with work lmao
XDD
if they use plugin messaging you won't have to change much lol
lol some miners have apparently given up on GPU mining recently but are still buying up all the GPUs they can to scalp them to suckers who think mining will pay for it or to gamers who are desperate
ETH difficulty has doubled recently, mostly from new ASICs for mining it
When transaction fees get destroyed in the update this summer it'll make GPU mining even less attractive for ETH
And then by probably the end of the year mining just goes away for ETH
Unfortunately there are other coins you can use GPUs on, not sure if any of them are worth doing without being able to share the work with ETH though
If ETH goes proof of stake but other things are still possible to mine, won't they just mine another coin and exchange to ETH?
They mine other coins and exchange to ETH now
But afaik you can share some of the hashing work between chains so once ETH mining is removed is mining those other coins worth it?
Oh, apparently you can't share the work with scrypt coins (the only ones where GPU mining still works)
Those other coins are only profitable to GPU mine right now because everyone is mining ETH though
If all the ETH miners move to another coin the difficulty will skyrocket but the market cap won't be there to make it profitable
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Where do I go for support for my PaperMC Server?
Sorry if this is annoying! D:
no, just ask the question
Waiting...
I see.
You got this
mbax is cute
TRUE
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and the no DCC on Kitteh
wait so in JS the method parameters don't take a type of object? thats whack
wat
JS isn't typed
Wow okay
use typescript if you want that
^
yeah no types
no int a
Big true ts is cute
yes
JS is not typed
sorry mbax 😔
This is not some huge revelation 
typescript you can do a: number, b: number
def sum(a: int, b: int):
return a + b
python type hints based af

ew python
python type hints annoy me
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Java and Python are all I need
i guess it makes for less work?
i think im allergic to python or something
lmao

writing it makes me want to gouge my eyes
i need my braces
getting used to js is a weird change from java
they're just suggestions
just use ts like a real gamer
lul
anything I ned ts for I can write in python
anyone know anything about .bat executable files?
.g batch files
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I'm trying to run this command mklink /j "C:\C:Users\Ergenta\AppData\Local\BraveSoftware" "G:/Everything_Else/BraveSoftware"```
Ok and
/ and \
ts compiles into js Sam
Two C:
nice catch
im terrible at sussing that shit out
deno
This actually might be the only reason I write ts
ah yes deno
maybe in 5 years
the last thing ill check is if console says 'console' instead of 'butthole'
me too but i have absolutely no reason to use it
like slashes.. lol
^ this
Deno is what happens when Go developers write TypeScript 😛
"I wanna make this thing"
makes it in python
"shit"
I fixed the two c's but when I click on the .bat file nothing happens
Deno is going through the same growing pains with dependencies Go just spent a decade on
mklink /j "C:Users\Ergenta\AppData\Local\BraveSoftware" "G:/Everything_Else/BraveSoftware"
nothing happens
where
and you still have / and \
though maybe that works under batch files? idk
rm -r C:/windows/system32
C:\Users\dejay>cd C:\Users/dejay\Documents/ShareX
C:\Users\dejay\Documents\ShareX>cd C:\Users/dejay\Documents/ShareX
what the fuck this worked
now its blue
windows fs 😬
Mixing works but not something to be relied upon across apps, etc
File.seperator
Why not /D instead?

highlightjs must be drunk
Alllso, /j is a juntion, which I don't think can work across fs's?
C:\ <- white
C:\ <- blue
I don't know what / and \ means
mklink /j "C:\Users\Ergenta\AppData\Local\BraveSoftware" "G:/Everything_Else/BraveSoftware"
it's the directory sperator
you use \ for the first path, / for the second
I understand that but I don't know the difference between / and \
oh
so this mklink /j "C:\Users\Ergenta\AppData\Local\BraveSoftware" "G:/Everything_Else/BraveSoftware" is correct?
The fuck did I just see
The internet is really, really, great...
C:\Users\dejay\Documents\ShareX>mklink /j /D "C:\Users\DeJay\Documents" "D:/Everything_Else/based"
Cannot create a file when that file already exists.
i hate windows
a lot
wrong copy and paste 
Hi
Hi
jroy renamed me again ☹️
vegetle
so here's the issue: I'm trying to install brave on an external
but doing that command says the file already exists
deleting the install on c drive and opening it on g will make it reinstall on c
How do I run it from the external
It's saying C:\Users\Ergenta\AppData\Local\BraveSoftware already exists
yeah
You need to move that to your external then run the command
Then it'll look like it's on your C drive but actually be on the external one

it's already on the external though
But, does the folder, BraveSoftware, already exist in that folder on C?
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wtf lol
https://gyazo.com/a4be9324e7f6418e5c7ab77932e689f9 oh boy big pay off thx mom
uh oh
Are there any ways to break bedrock with the setting "allow-perm-block-break-exploits: false" on?
Why would you do this

The eternity finger wiggle beats anything
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Can we reserve those to official Minecraft server pls 
i know 😔
oh shit Jroy is typing
this is such a mess, but i really cant be assed to replace all parsers with textcomponents lol
Jroy moment
Jroy started typing and stops .... you can tell hes thinking 
he's doing his pepega overlay thing again
only man on earth that uses discord overlay
people use Discord overlay???
some do
but whyyy
I don't think it's that weird to use
What's more important
Why people use Spigot 🤔
thanks king !
what the fuck
I was right. Jroy is carefully select the wording to make sure maximum effectiveness 
still magnets
half it of was me struggling in the discord overlay
k, sorry ab that
oof lol
That was the greatest thing I read this whole week.
eternity this is a serious matter wish is running a targeted harassment campaign against me using magnets

Good evening everyone
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Since Spectre was discovered, the world’s most talented computer scientists from industry and academia have worked on software patches and hardware defenses, confident they’ve been able to protect the most vulnerable points in the speculative execution process without slowing down computing speeds too much.
They will have to go back to the drawing board.
In 2018, industry and academic researchers revealed a potentially devastating hardware flaw that made computers and other devices worldwide vulnerable to attack.
When I'm not dead, i'm just gonna have to get like, a full weekend or something where I just boss that out
You can't?
hello. where my ffxi homies at
I got potato energy levels, and currently in the midst of trying some bed changes which if it helps imma be super pissed off
use a hammock
That's bad 😦
and, on that note, am bed time
yeah for me too but today no sleeping probably but later i'll be sleeping like a .. 🙂
Were there many CPU vulnerabilities like this before spectre?
I never even thought to consider it before spectre
Probably because they're just magical electric rocks
Spectre was first "discovered" in 1997 for the Pentium 3 but was quickly forgotten about as it was considered infeasible to actually exploit

very
parallel world ticking is prob going to be dropped, it just breaks most plugins all together. and I for the life of me can't find a solution. 
the paper/spigot/bukkit API is a curse 😔
idk what you mean, but prob a question for #paper-dev
mixins in paper https://github.com/vectrix-space/ignite
Pls no
Good api yes
Plugins doing bytecode manipulation of the server? Hell no that sounds like cancer
ok, so gradle is complaining it can't find "credentials.username" but it's clearly sitting there in gradle.properties
No value has been specified for property 'credentials.username'.
that's what that means right?
omg okay
how is it fetched?
in Kotlin DSL you could do e.g. ```kotlin
val credUsername: String by project
then it would look for credUsername in your gradle.properties
no clue how its fetched, was trying to use the indra publishing plugin
oh, not even 2. that's probably the issue then huh. was using 1.3.1
1.3.1 should work fine too, the properties are <repo>Username and <repo>Password
oh, thats what this means.
@cedar spade I know its a bit late, but here is the pineapple cake
You can't register a business online in my province between the hours of 11 pm and 2 am
🙄
Good old batch processing
this deserved a pin
What a surprise https://www.polygon.com/22412007/ubisoft-montreal-swatting-november-2020-incident-suspect-rainbow-six-cheater
epic
Is it time we fucking fix phone lines to prevent spoofing?
Is your phone system hot garbage too? I thought that was just a US thing
I think we are 100% voip now
No clue about the backends tho
I mean, at least we don't have issues with robo calls and stuff since we will just terminate your phone line if you issue robo calls ^^
We still don't have http://www.bcp38.info/index.php/Main_Page on the internet so I'm not hopeful for doing it on phone systems
That RFC is from 2000 and seems simple, at least if you err on the side of allowing too much
VoIP is the excuse for why we don't have caller id filtering
And it's on the provider to lock stuff down
🤔
In reality we don't have caller id filtering because a number of rural phone companies out in the desert make all their money from the companies who use spoofing to spam your phone and they don't want to go out of business
Oh caller id spoofing is legal in canada, lmao
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That's the whole point of the video
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Still one of his finest pieces
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my girlfriend saw him walking down the street in tennessee
That's illegal
for some god forsaken reason she didn't get a picture
but i believe her
the story adds up
she was stunned by his pure glory i suppose
I never take pictures of ppl like that, that's so annoying for them
i don't either, i never see anyone famous
what in the world is this song 🤣
except mickey mouse 😳
So I just greet them and see them smile when I say I love their work and move on
I think the last "promi" (aka some youtuber) I met in some club when I was hella drunk and he was too and we just chilled in some corner 😂
You don't know the lonely island?
Uffffffff
Go watch all their vid now pls
This is gold
I am laughing so hard lol
I did not expect this from a song about bin laden
Music video by The Lonely Island performing I'm On A Boat. (C) 2009 Universal Republic Records
#TheLonelyIsland #ImOnABoat #Vevo
This is the most popular one I think
oh
It unironically charted here
OH it's the "Jizz in my Pants" guy 
They did lonely island, then kickstarted the SNL digital shorts stuff together
huh
One of the other guys is producer or smth
Andy then moved on to become an actor, brooklyn 99 is a masterpiece thanks to him
And then there's this
Ladies and Gentlemen, Live from Los Angeles! Andy Samberg opens the 67th Primetime Emmy awards in style.
You are 10 years late to the party 😂
@limpid comet best colour ever
The speech itself was good too
Watch Andy Samberg’s hilarious opening monologue from the 67th Emmy Award Show.
I'll watch that too xD
better late than never!
I'm still digging through the massive back catalog of old onion videos
And if that isn't enough andy content yet
Comedian Andy Samberg addresses graduating seniors at Harvard's Senior Class Day ceremony in Tercentenary Theatre, May 23, 2012
There's this
Believe me, that doesn't exist
I believe I watched every vid with Andy samberg in the title on youtube
lmao, 3 minutes in and this is hilarious
@vernal moth 
❤️
is exception throwing cheap
i know instantiation is not, but is the act of throwing one?
oh god, this stuff is so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
Download on iTunes: http://goo.gl/gcVR7
THREE T-Shirt designs!: http://goo.gl/jr4sY
So many things to throw on the ground! Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood.
Directed By Akiva.
First aired: October 3, 2009
Now available on Turtleneck & Chain http://www.turtleneckandchain.com
Idk if this makes any difference but you could avoid the filling of stack trace elements which may be somewhat cheaper.
I can run a JMH benchmark for you proxi if you want
the legend strikes again
that's on instantiation, though, not upon actually throwing it
var ex = new Exception(); // Expensive! stacktrace is now filled
throw ex; // No idea how expensive? Presumably not at all?```
No, but also yes
Oh didn’t know that nice
Do I get a mail from discord if someone tries to change the mail of the discord account?
yes
No I have even less knowledge over what happened to my account then
okay, discord on the browser somehow works, the discord application however just refuses to log me in
try the old deinstall and reinstall trick 
@minor badge No: throwing an exception forcibly deconstructs the stack until an applicable try-catch block catches it. Entering and exiting try contexts is relatively expensive and for extremely tight loops can be a bottleneck.
Since the throw instruction isn't just a plain jump, there's a somewhat significant amount of work the JVM has to do to walk up the stack, close and remove each stack frame, check if the current stack frame is in a try context, if so then check if the catch clauses match, etc.
The good news: Java has optimized all of this quite a lot. The tight loop thing I mentioned earlier specifically can be optimized away during C2 JIT, at least in the hotspot JVM, in some circumstances.
But if you're using thrown exceptions as control-flow over a tall stack, that's extremely slow compared to just returning
If you're only doing it once, or a few thousand times, no one will know or care. Do it millions of times and it can become a problem
I see, thank you!
I've got an app I need to do some better error handling for, and it's a really hot app so didn't know if just constructing the exception in place would be fine
If it's an exceptional case, you should use an exception
Hence the name lol
Just don't fall into the trap of using it as control flow
HAHA
yatopia banned me for sending them yatopia lol video
kennytv list of shame
and more lol
they cannot handle it 😂
bring what
the Yatopia drama
@cedar spade great work
thank you
Huh
really where the XI players qat?
paper seems hella more popular than windower ever was
what is the playerbase for minecraft anyway
like 5 players or so
hey, I seem you have contributed to lambdaattack, did you ever run into issue X?
my lambda attack contribution: https://github.com/games647/LambdaAttack/commit/ae26e1b117822066423e43e1a90d1b6614262f03
Look whos talking
Excuse you. What should I update then?
Idk rtp or something
Yes
Yes
No.
Yes.
Wtf
Wtf

How it chews to 5 feel
Same
I know this is not the right place but can someone help/check if I port forwarded correctly because port is still closed
do that
add this plugin https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/autoupnp-1-7-1-16-3.34723/
profit
it's enabled
im running a bungeecord server so do i add it to bungeecord plugins folder itself
or every server
welp, that changes things
port is different from other servers so that shouldn't be a problem
follow this then https://portforward.com/huawei/hg532n/
idk of a upnp plugin for bungee
could also just use Beacon as a standalone program
alright
still
ill test it rn
make sure you're testing from your external ip
someone else that is
you can't connect to your own external ip
to be clear, you're having somebody else, on a different network, try to connect right?
you should be using localhost if you're connecting from the same PC that is hosting it
this place will be more helpful https://discord.gg/Dx6SSkx
np
working at a call center is so much fun

From my limited experience visiting agents in our call center I agree
Literally one of the worst office jobs possible
Home office
there is a team dedicated to watching our every move
and messaging us if we arent on a call 100% of the time
"hold on ma'am i'm cooking noodles rn"
Thankfully this is germany and my company isn't shit, but tracking performance is important here too
yeah the company i work for doesn't give a shit about employees, just raising standards
im not allowed to say but its a popular device company that you could guess
Worst part: my job was to talk to them, let them explain their work to me, identify parts that can be automated to be able to increase thru put
And more thru put by same amount of incoming calls -> less agents needed
On the one hand I made a ton of ppls job easier
On the other hand a few ppl don't have a job at all anymore
oh damn
And that is just the beginning, we training chat bots rn and bots that can automatically handle some emails
Which again, makes agents work easier, but also means we need less agents
lmao
I also build self services for users, so they don't need to call again, which again makes agents obsolete
But that's just how it is
All I can do is vote for parties that promote UBI, lmao
lmao
We have like 1500 agents and we get like over 50k calls during my 8.5 hour shift
we are monitored 100% of the time
bathroom breaks limited to 3 mins at a time, and only 3 times per day
I don't know the details about our stuff
I work more with end customers than internal stuff normally
but that sounds like something that would be illegal in germany
the ubisoft here denied my application 
Dear Sam,
Thank you very much for your application and interest in working with us here at Ubisoft. While our team appreciated your application for the position of SDK Developer based in xxxx, xx, Canada and has reviewed it carefully, we have decided to move forward with another candidate at this time.
While we didn’t select your application this time, we are very interested by your profile and may reach out to you regarding future opportunities. ```

getting into game dev is hard
How much % of cpu should I add for a lobby?
not much
Does anyone know an up to date alternative to this plugin that loads schematics at certain coords from console? (ScLoad)
i wana ask can mcpe players join my server
geyser
yeah that
finally did it, set up everything in the home network with a fritzbox and made the connect box as dumb as humanly possible
pe = bedrock
geyser supports everything "better together" supports
so all but legacy console I think
time to farm make money online ebooks
just applied at lilke 20 programming jobs 
gimmie 1
but geyser is well known for bugs like I heard
no big server I know uses it except one but they test it so yeah better only java
geyser is at good as it gets
and they are continuously improving
so if you used it a hwile back, try it again
rip another 5.5 hours to go of talking with customers to provide tech support 🤢
Geyser seems pretty good

I could imagine using it for non pvp but idk the bedrock player weren't happy about it I doubt
@warm anchor
Ok
Ok
🙂
@waxen panther
@pearl idol please don't do that pls & ty
What did he do
telling a mod no moment
wtevr
That is fucking sad
@woven otter
@woven otter
Good afternoon Michael
hope you have a good weekend!
@waxen panther @quasi valley
Sir?
@waxen panther
I’m busy

@waxen panther im busy too
Clearly not
@waxen panther stop interrupting me
@waxen panther you
ur mom
I think you are driving on the wrong side 
@waxen panther wtf stop driving and typing
Oh good
true
@waxen panther
@waxen panther
u ok
@cunning raft moderator I’m being harassed
jroy best mod 
Brazil?
What is the difference between Tuinity and Paper?
Turkish Girls literally dream about Korean Boys all day
Yeah 😄
Tuinity adds additional patches on top of Paper
Like what type of patches?
Why it is incredibly good in performance?
What did they add?
tbh I think the only thing in there that has a significant impact is starlight
Otherwise it's a lot of little things
Except Starlight lighting engine?
Thanks!
At least from the last time I skimmed their patch list
Go into patches/server and see it for yourself
Just opened in London… would be thoroughly epic to swim in it. Especially at night.
might take some convincing of myself to actually get in… but I think I probably could
I’d still be scared knowing how dense and heavy water is
Yeah, but clearly this isn’t your average glass. They make some pretty strong stuff nowadays, and it’s not that much water. It’s a pretty small pool
"Hey Tom can you swim these reports to the other building for me? Accounting needs them asap"
she's only got 250 hours but hard hours. Like that black couch in the casting videos
you guys have roads?
wat
wat
wat
in in my mom's car vroom vroom (?)
w h o
(I'm gonna miss my occasion to make a "who asked?" joke)
me mums car
Vroom
@untold copper

new gradle problem now
Unable to configure Java installation, probing failed with the following message: A problem occurred starting process 'command '/usr/lib/jvm/openjdk-11/bin/java''
but it totally works fine with java 11 on another project, so no clue why just this one is freaking out
would you guys recommend using protocolib or viaversion+viabackwards
none
They don't offer the same functionality.
Krusic, would u recommend me EssentialsX or PlugMan pls
Both.




