Omg let’s crash servers
#general
warm anchor
Omg it’s pay2win instead of going through proper reporting channel and let Mojang handle it. Let’s teach every kid on how to crash server 
foggy veldt
Developer drama boring watch anime for real drama 
warm anchor
His audience is already super young and giving them this type of video while he’s doing this behavior is just a big no no
magic river
Vigilantism can be fun
vernal moth
It's also stuff like making vids to showcase exploits, so that servers can fix them
"this video acts as a bug report"
magic river
If it's unlisted maybe 😛
deep juniper
Hello!
magic river
Otherwise that's just called full-disclosure
vernal moth
It's called a shitty move
magic river
Some security researchers believe that's how things should work but they're generally ostracized by the rest of the community
restive saffron
Hey, if they make the exploit public it’s better for everyone, quickly patched
deep juniper
Fake paper chan. Burn the heretic
Don't be so mean, my child. I only spread love. ❤️
vernal moth
The best way to get it patched is to approach us in private, lol
restive saffron
The best way to get it patched is to approach us in private, lol
That too.
warm anchor
And make developer has very little time to fully understand the bug
vernal moth
Then we can responsibly fix it and you can make your video after the fix was out for like two weeks
restive saffron
Yep
warm anchor
He can claim he’s helping but he’s really not
restive saffron
It’s how life is
magic river
I definitely wouldn't wait 2 weeks after the fix was out
restive saffron
He can claim he’s helping but he’s really not
That too.
vernal moth
We literally have a private channel on this discord where we invite ppl that want to disclose exploits to us
vernal moth
And we then quickly fix them
warm anchor
We literally have a private channel on this discord where we invite ppl that wan...
But that don’t give him channel views!
restive saffron
Nice, but atm it’s more likely to people to get popular off of exploits and then you get to patch the exploit
vernal moth
He can still make the vid when it's fixed
golden gust
it 100% works in WSL, there are people who dev on WSL all the time
vernal moth
And just write a comment then that it was fixed
warm anchor
Yup he chose not to 🤷♂️
golden gust
I mean, not me, but, it 100% works there
magic river
CB used to try to hide the fixes so we could wait a day or two and make sure we could make a new RB but if you just make a commit fixing the bug and you don't have RBs I'd consider the bug public as of that commit and stop trying to keep it a secret
tropic flame
(you can also just use MSYS2, provided you install git, patch and ed through Pacman)
restive saffron
Yeah, and then he’ll get bashed by some other creator who does the same thing and boom.
foggy veldt
Ngl, if that was my career path and there was no bounty system, I’d do the same shit. Make money off of the views from being the first to publish an exploit
vernal moth
We don't name the commit "fixes big bad exploit" tho amaranth
restive saffron
We don't name the commit "fixes big bad exploit" tho amaranth
Doesn’t matter, I can see what you’re doing in the code .-.
magic river
You also never tell people to upgrade
vernal moth
Doesn’t matter, I can see what you’re doing in the code .-.
You don't see that it was an exploit in code most of the time
magic river
So there is no mechanism to ensure people get the fix and no mechanism to hide the fix until the first thing happens
golden gust
I mean, the entire responsible disclosure system is flawed around expecting people to manage their shit properly
vernal moth
Ppl update to latest paper quickly and regularly amaranth
We can see the numbers on bstats
lavish crest
True
magic river
The ones who come in here for help do, sure, because you tell them to before you'll help 😛
restive saffron
You don't see that it was an exploit in code most of the time
true true! I update without any questions 🙂
golden gust
We do generally aim to allow people time to update before we shout about it and then spend the next 6 months screaming at people to udate when they report it to us again
worn ember
autoupdate ftw
golden gust
It's that thing where you don't wanna be waving a flag screaming, we've just fixed a dupe, as most servers won't be able to update for like 24 hours or whatever
magic river
No one in the security community would agree to keep something a secret after there is a released fix for it
worn ember
you gotta agree on gh too that ur on latest
lavish crest
Ppl update to latest paper quickly and regularly amaranth
My friend made an automated script to check and update to the latest paper version automatically every time the server starts.
foggy veldt
Does paper have a stable and development branch or do they expect people to update to the latest build whenever it’s pushed
worn ember
no
golden gust
Well, yea, we're not the security community, we're in an arse of a community when it comes to updating
worn ember
everything on paper is experimental
golden gust
No, stable vs dev doesn't work
restive saffron
autoupdate ftw
Evil
golden gust
Like, see sponge
magic river
Doesn't matter
restive saffron
My friend made an automated script to check and update to the latest paper versi...
No way, really? It’s a simple script 🤷♂️
worn ember
only takes one bug to not make it recommended
magic river
You don't get to say "we're special, we get our own rules" when not even Microsoft gets to say that 😛
golden gust
But, like, it's pretty often that an RB is released and then something is fixed which impacts a good % of the userbase, so, they all jump off of RBs
lavish crest
No way, really? It’s a simple script 🤷♂️
True. Its pretty simple
golden gust
Like, having a "these should be stable" point in time is nice, but, it doesn't make sense when you're just gonna be telling people to update for any bugs they have
restive saffron
I’m looking to make my script FANCY 🥺
worn ember
you'll see how simple it is when you break something
vernal moth
Msft has a big team to handle releases and stuff
restive saffron
you'll see how simple it is when you break something
no way bro, crazy
golden gust
the RB basically becomes "the latest build but maybe the one before it so people can have time to test the latest"
warm anchor
Paper has like what? 5 people ?
vernal moth
We are just volunteers, we shove our shit out the door and then you can choose how to dela with that
magic river
I'm still talking about disclosure
The day Microsoft puts out a fix for a security issue the security researcher is explaining how the exploit worked
If it's a really bad one they'll wait a little
olive marlin
Yes, but those issues aren't usually as easily exploitable.
worn ember
if(build.hasntCrashedfor5Hours){
build.markAsStable();
}
ez
foggy veldt
Idk, if I was a server owner constantly updating to builds with the latest commits would scare me. I prefer “this has been thoroughly tested and won’t break shit no matter what” than “this has new features and it probably won’t break shit” that’s just me tho
magic river
Doesn't matter how easy they are
olive marlin
Most of them require some knowledge and probably some sort of earlier access etc.
vernal moth
Well, that's still different than making a vid before it's fixed and not even reporting it
restive saffron
```java
if(build.hasntCrashedfor5Hours){
build.markAsStable();
}
```
ez
POV, you crash your own server with that kind of logic
magic river
I'm arguing against your two weeks after the fix is committed thing
olive marlin
If you have something that's trivial to abuse, then it should have like a day or 2 undisclosed IMO.
Though I'd love to learn about the exploits earlier, it'll always be a cat and mouse game.
magic river
That "hold spacebar for 3 minutes and crash your way through the macOS lock screen" bug didn't get a day
I think that was macOS
visual egret
pog i got inverse kinematics working
restive saffron
Hands
restive saffron
ugh players make me so sick sometimes, they’ll swear that they lost all their stuff to a 'mysterious' glitch with the server
they died to ender man and some of their stuff disappeared 😳
visual egret
I always go recording or nothing
Install GeForce ShadowPlay
or OBS Studio reflex or whatever its called
restive saffron
I already have Medal installed since I’m AMD
Who needs a whole obs studio reflex
When you have MEDAL!
visual egret
pog i got both arms working
spare venture
just found 1400 armor stands in one block lol
what was this guy trying to do
all it did was make my fps drop to like 10-20
visual egret
crashing p2w servers
restive saffron
_crashing p2w servers_
The Horizon
spare venture
oh yeah we basically disabled armor stand collisions,armor stands moving in water, ticking armor stands in general
restive saffron
I already did that
visual egret
anyway pog i just need to connect this stuff to vr headset now and see how it works
spare venture
guess this guy didn't know that, and tried to make a lag machine
restive saffron
Its literally in the Minecraft server optimization guide lol
spare venture
yeah most of the stuff in that guide is decent advice
visual egret
rip legs
celest coyote
Make it a crab
restive saffron
I’m wondering if I should do world generation when I wipe the world for 1.17
celest coyote
If you want custom map gen download a mod in forge or something and pre gen the map imo
Bukkit api is trash for that
restive saffron
I guess, it would stop seed cracking or whatever it is
visual egret
you can use antiseedcracker for that
the server sends a hashed version of the seed to the client iirc
restive saffron
you can use antiseedcracker for that
Not effective
spare venture
seed cracking lol
visual egret
because you have to worry about that dont you party ._.
restive saffron
One minute of research shows that a issue was opened for anti seed cracker and they memed it on the seed cracker GitHub
lavish crest
If you want custom map gen download a mod in forge or something and pre gen the ...
If forge custom world generation also better than the vanilla custom world gen too? I'm not too familiar with world generation.
formal turret
default forge is the same as default vanilla
you'd just download a forge mod that changes world gen to be different
like terraforged
lavish crest
Oh, I mean like world gen mods vs world gen datapacks.
formal turret
oh uhh
you can do a lot with the vanilla datapacks but generally a mod is going to be able to do more
new trees etc, if the mod added codecs to their features then it just enhances the datapacks even more
lavish crest
Ok. Thank you. I will use mods to pregenerate a world whenever I need custom terrain for a server.
foggy veldt
Apparently sponge has some cool map gen things coming out with api 8 but I heard if sv 1.16 api 8 doesn’t come out by the end of 2020 Zidane will delete the repo 
ashen cliff
end of 2020
restive saffron
Crazy
limber knotBOT
yeah, I can't wait for 2020 to finally be over :S
restive saffron
yeah, I can't wait for 2020 to finally be over :S
Yo same
Maybe in 2021 Mojang will stop making running a Minecraft server so expensive
Heck, maybe they’ll even make it multithreaded natively!
golden gust
Mojang have muuuuuch lower bars to fix than multithreading the server
restive saffron
I know brother isn’t saying running a Minecraft server isn’t expensive .-.
restive saffron
Mojang have muuuuuch lower bars to fix than multithreading the server
True
limber knotBOT
my server only costs 50€/mo? 
restive saffron
50€ is a lot, no?
tropic flame
my server costs my electricity bill, it's home hosted 
golden gust
for a dedicated server, no, not at all
wild escarp
I have a dedi with a intel 10700 for 33$/month.
restive saffron
Do you get like a dedicated server meaning it’s physical?
Or is it still virtualized
golden gust
Yes, that's what anybody sane does
wild escarp
black friday 🖤
golden gust
VPSes are trash for MC, you're generally paying for hardware spec'd for a web server, not a game server
shared hosting is generally competent but you're more in the middle ground
Their hardware is sorta in the middle of being spec'd for game servers and web servers, generally
worn ember
Become self reliant today
restive saffron
How do you even run a physical server self hosted?
ashen cliff
Become self reliant today
worn ember
by pressing the start button
ashen cliff
Just like your computer.
lavish crest
Out of curiosity, if I run a server on my laptop would it technically be a shared hosting server?
ashen cliff
Just turn it on.
restive saffron
Press the start button and start sharing your ip around to join the server 🙂
ashen cliff
Out of curiosity, if I run a server on my laptop would it technically be a share...
It would be dedicated.
restive saffron
My internet provider doesn’t allow game hosting (xfinity)
ashen cliff
If you share it with multiple people then it's shared.
worn ember
lmao
visual egret
not where the feet should be
woven otter
oh look that's clowngarko
ashen cliff
Yes.
waxen panther
left swift
restive saffron
I think I’m gonna try and run a local Minecraft server on my old all in one of with only 4gb of ram and replace the OS with Ubuntu
lavish crest
It would be dedicated.
Oh. Thanks for the information. :)
left swift
Should fit maybe 600 players on 1.17 snapshot on that bad boy
visual egret
uh wat
restive saffron
Should fit maybe 600 players on 1.17 snapshot on that bad boy
I think so, it’s intel based so instantly miles faster than ryzen
Optimized for speed.
visual egret
that was created on windows
\r\n are windows line endings
\n are linux line endings
woven otter
@waxen panther bully
visual egret
you cloned it through windows instead of linux a2h
waxen panther
<@!264203519806930944> bully
how
woven otter
not how but when
left swift
Tomorrow
magic river
Eww you have git on windows configured to use windows line endings
visual egret
delete the folder and clone it again on windows
restive saffron
Eww you have git on windows configured to use windows line endings
Possibly default settings
magic river
I have mine configured to check out as is but always convert to unix on commit
So I usually get unix to start with but I definitely do after I've touched a file
It's one of the questions the git installer asks you
Yes you did, otherwise you couldn't clone the repo 😛
visual egret
then how on earth did you clone the repo
magic river
Microsoft makes a... oh
So proxmox is the shit one
You should avoid that in the future
golden gust
reclone the repo in bash
visual egret
i just download the normal windows 10 iso smh
balmy gate
I did
golden gust
you may need to check the line endings setting if you're still having issues
We can't help you for oddball environment issues
magic river
Oh, it's how Visual Studio configures git if you let it run the installer for you
Because Visual Studio wants windows line endings
balmy gate
windows is a piece of shit
magic river
That image is meant for people making windows apps though, not for people doing server stuff
restive saffron
windows is a piece of shit
Don’t be so mean!
vernal moth
windows is a piece of shit
Ehy, windows has feelings too!
golden gust
Windows is the only OS which doesn't have full proper unicode support and has its own line endings
I mean, it loves being the odd one out for stupid reasons
restive saffron
It’s like the US
vernal moth
One could argue that windows line endings are older than Linux ones cat, lol
lavish crest
I miss Windows XP and Windows 7. They were the most aesthetically pleasing Windows.
restive saffron
I like Windows 10, it looks very modern, has the latest spyware so Microsoft can improve windows 10 and everything.
golden gust
Unix line endings are pretty much the defacto outside of windows
magic river
CR+LF is from mainframe teletypes
Because you needed to perform both actions to move the typewriter head to the start of the next line
lavish crest
I dislike Windows 8 aesthetically due to its "modern minimalism" design. Windows 10 looks nice though.
left swift
Bruh my sneeze just disappeared
golden gust
microsofts design language is literally the worse
left swift
Mid sneeze then it was just gone
balmy gate
I dislike Windows 8 aesthetically due to its "modern minimalism" design. Windows...
I think they both look pretty bleh to much spacing and shit on the screen
magic river
Windows 10 is just 8 but the start menu isn't full screen 😛
balmy gate
hot-take
golden gust
I'd argue that apples is one of the best but theirs is also stupidly simple, so apps are generally limited to all heck in functionality
balmy gate
I actually liked the full screen start menu
limber knotBOT
I wish they would stop adding additional settings menus and instead modernize existing ones
magic river
Microsoft has design language?
lavish crest
They brought back transparency so I cannot really complain.
golden gust
Yes, but they change it like, every week or something
They've had multiple documents on it
lavish crest
Windows Aero and Luna were still better though.
visual egret
UWP looks shit, sadly
visual egret
the only app that looks good on windows is the fullscreen start menu and calculator
magic river
limber knotBOT
I mean, WIndows 10 works surprisingly well on touch devices
golden gust
well, yea, it was their major target area
They just forgot that the majority of the world uses a keyboard and mouse
balmy gate
I mean, WIndows 10 works surprisingly well on touch devices
how are you a bot is there a matrix or irc bridge?
golden gust
Which is why we got the disaster that was the win 8 start screen
limber knotBOT
and I actually know a person with a Windows 10 tablet
magic river
Oh https://www.microsoft.com/design/fluent/#/ is what I was looking for
lavish crest
I like the old Start Menu over the Start Screen.
balmy gate
My dad used to work at microsoft when I was younger and they were so dead set on these windows RT tables pieces of shit
golden gust
I think *nix has the best "start menu" type stuff
balmy gate
they were like fucking 32bit aswell I think
magic river
You mean gnome-shell?
golden gust
if you mean the legacy one, yea
visual egret
this looks great compared to default windows start menu
golden gust
where the menu is catagorical vs everything just dumping whatever it wants whereever it wants
i hate the "tablet style" layout
limber knotBOT
I just use launchy/alfred
lavish crest
It's been years since I had access to Linux
golden gust
lauchpad on macOS is literally moronic
magic river
So not gnome-shell then
limber knotBOT
why use a start menu when you can just type stuff
magic river
You're talking about MATE at this point
balmy gate
It's been years since I had access to Linux
why?
golden gust
MATE, or gnome with ArcMenu for example
or their legacy shell thing that they have/had
visual egret
It's been years since I had access to Linux
smh just install WSL and you get linux
magic river
I really kind of hate that menu system
balmy gate
just install linux and you get linux @visual egret
golden gust
I like how stuff is catagorized
visual egret
thats a bit harder for nubz
golden gust
But, tbqh, the default catagorization doesn't always make sense
magic river
I worked on three libraries to parse/calculate that menu and one program to let you edit that menu
I don't want to see it again 😛
balmy gate
it's less convoluted than the fucking windows installer @visual egret
visual egret
it's less convoluted than the fucking windows installer <@!250881407759548416>
depends which distro you install 😄
golden gust
He had some fun with X I think it was
visual egret
send it to me 👀
golden gust
I think he was on the verge of breaking down
lavish crest
Ubuntu specifically.
balmy gate
depends which distro you install 😄
I mean even arch and gentoo are easy to install if you can read the fucking docs
visual egret
dont you like have to compile gentoo from scratch
balmy gate
yes
visual egret
magic river
Oh of course, CP/M used CR+LF because mainframes and so DOS used it because it was a crappy knockoff of CP/M
And then Windows used it because compatibility
brave radish
it's less convoluted than the fucking windows installer <@!250881407759548416>
"Sign in with a Microsoft account" "No!" "Are you sure?" "Yes" "Would you like to continue with a 'limited experience'?" "Yes!!" "Are you absolutely 100% positively completely sure you do not want a Microsoft account?" *quits installer*
balmy gate
gentoo, I mean,far too much of a commitment for me
I agree it's tedious and long but it's not actually hard https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Handbook:AMD64/Full/Installation
ashen cliff
"Sign in with a Microsoft account" "No!" "Are you sure?" "Yes" "Would you like t...
Just disconnect from the internet.
visual egret
damn i had to like go through like 5 menus to get out of it
ashen cliff
That's what I did last time. 
brave radish
Just disconnect from the internet.
I did. It still tried for me....
And when I installed Windows 10 Home it wouldn't let me go on without a MS account, even though I didn't have internet... (Pro had an option)
magic river
Multics used LF and said if your terminal needs CR+LF that's for a driver to deal with, Unix inherited that from Multics, Linux inherited that from Unix
TIL there used to be systems that used \n\r instead of \r\n
To a teletype they're identical commands so it would make sense someone would flip them around
void void
Wtf is that logo?
ashen cliff
What logo?
void void
Why did papermc change the nice logo of the discord?
And now it’s some random anime girl...
left swift
What plane
brave radish
void void
@brave radish Okay nice
left swift
next frost
it's not some random anime girl 
brave radish
that would be the app's problem, not the phone, but ok
upper flicker
discord caches the server guild icons pretty heavily
brave radish
also #announcements @void void
upper flicker
force close discord and re-open it and itll stop
void void
Yeah I don’t care that much. Just wondered why
brave radish
oh wait they deleted it from #announcements
upper flicker
Ive never seen that icon before
left swift
upper flicker
?
upper flicker
please dont call people fools unless we're talking about cat
left swift
Poor thing
left swift
Oi bruv
upper flicker
woah woah woah woah
left swift
Too far
upper flicker
there is a line here dude
waxen panther
iM a bRiT iTs wHaT wE dO
.
upper flicker
hi brocc
left swift
Block reach
pseudo thistle
^^ how far can you hit someone in minecraft
upper flicker
on the client or the server
pseudo thistle
Vanilla client-side
upper flicker
like 5-6 blocks on the server
the client itself only cares for like 3-4
but the server wont call you on it to account for lag and what not
potent fossil
Oh :( ok I will walk away and get my coffee then 
upper flicker
its too late for coffee simple
potent fossil
no 😦
left swift
It's ok simple 
upper flicker
what kind of coffee
upper flicker
thats da wae
left swift
French toast coffee 
potent fossil
Probably exists
potent fossil
Eh I can't do flavored coffee but if ppl like it then that's cool
golden gust
I never got dianosed for it but i'm sorta on the spectrum of OHHH, SHINY somewhere
caffeine basically doesn't work for me
it's fun
I can chug down a monster and go to sleep just fine
left swift
Does caffeine affect people with adhd differently?
cosmic raft
@potent fossil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8l4azRFmgs
left swift
😳
potent fossil
I'll listen in a sec still waking up
magic river
First 5 seconds: "oh god I'm back in the 80s"
viral lion
Where did paperchan go 😔
true canyon
Lives on in our hearts
woven otter
to the 
hopefully 🙂
potent fossil
she's right here, with me
quasi valley
somewhere in a graveyard in minneapolis
quasi valley
simple is just still coping
brave radish
they removed it from the commit history
potent fossil
@woven otter @quasi valley <insert blablabla emoji>
potent fossil
Please do not lewd paper-chan
woven otter
yes just yeet her into
true canyon
quasi valley
it's okay simple, everyone has their way of coping with her death
zealous wedge
potent fossil
wuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
?
warm anchor
Where did paperchan go 😔
||https://auri.gay/top-secret|| Dont left click or you'd be surprised 
potent fossil
She ain't dead
quasi valley
not coping well I see
potent fossil
Are you guys ok? Do you need a doctor
true canyon
potent fossil
Yeah someone's not coping but it ain't me 
potent fossil
Why did you send the link to the gh repo and wuhhhhhhhhhh and nothing else
woven otter
I can't cope with you still trying to cope
brave radish
they removed it from the commit history
.
potent fossil
ah
well paper-chan has always and will always be with us, just because she's not plastered all over the discord now doesn't mean we can't all bask in the light of her omnipresence
visual egret
paper chan is lovely
zealous wedge
she is
visual egret
will simp for paper chan if they return
visual egret
actually, will simpam simping rn
zealous wedge
duck a sandwich?
potent fossil
you can simp for paper-chan now, she's not gone, just in a different dimension all around us
quasi valley
zml is so nice, inviting duck to dinner again
I hope you two will have a nice evening
golden gust
woven otter
disgusting
zealous wedge
I love inviting the main course
visual egret
so @woven otter ?
pliant smelt
cunning raft
ok
zealous wedge
wat
woven otter
zml is actually a disgusting weeb
pliant smelt
Хз просто кидаю видосы на русском в англоязычные дс сервера
zealous wedge
zml is actually a disgusting weeb
and you're a duck
zealous wedge
this is an English-language discord lol
pliant smelt
Я знаю
potent fossil
I've made fois gras out of Duck so many times
coarse lily
They said they throw Russian videos into English Discords.
Sounds like a Russian troll.
brave radish
this is an English-language discord lol
they know that; translate it
coarse lily
I did it for you, cat :)
golden gust
Don't you have a bottle of russian water to be sipping
potent fossil
Deciding to troll Paper is like playing troll mode on veteran ironman level
golden gust
Russian potato water*
potent fossil
They have no idea what our origins are
coarse lily
What the hell is veteran Ironman level?
quasi valley
time to write all my messages in german then
zealous wedge
Germans fine, I don't have to figure out how to translate on mobile for that
coarse lily
. . . isn’t that called hardcore in Minecraft?
pliant smelt
Sounds like a Russian troll.
звучит как оскорбление
golden gust
Please drop the russian
potent fossil
yea, but it's ironman everywhere else and i dont play minecraft
potent fossil
Only for development!
coarse lily
Haha
ashen cliff
Remember, no Russian.
zealous wedge
simple only plays with my heart
pliant smelt
Okay..
spare venture
simp played origin realms with me once
coarse lily
simple always plays with [redacted]
woven otter
and you're a duck
beats being a weeb
potent fossil
Okay, yeah, I was going to play MC again on OriginRealms but their shitty staff (yup, still salty) pissed me off
Will never play there again
pliant smelt
Почему я не могу общатся на русском?
potent fossil
Max, shut the fuck up
quasi valley
wut happened, poor simple
golden gust
This is an English discord, I will boot you if you carry on
spare venture
Yeah me and simp were going to play together
Then someone got mad at me for calling him simp
pliant smelt
Max, shut the fuck up
Пошёл нахуй гондурас ебаный
spare venture
Said it triggered their PTSD
pliant smelt
шлюха ты недосранная
spare venture
And it killed our vibe
golden gust
!kick @pliant smelt This is an english discord
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Kicked Max_#4818 (This is an english discord) [1 total infraction] -- electronicboy#8869.
potent fossil
wut happened, poor simple
I logged on and barty called me simp, which is my actual nickname here lmao, and ONE player got salty, staff went off on me and barty and not them
quasi valley
mfw
spare venture
It’s because people started roasting this person and staff was mad that we “caused it”
potent fossil
happens when your "community manager" is a literal 16 year old
spare venture
And wouldn’t “respect their wishes”
coarse lily
They called simple “Honduras”. What an odd insult.
potent fossil
Did that happen
spare venture
Are you talking about the Russian
potent fossil
Oh
coarse lily
Yes
potent fossil
@cosmic raft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVOd3umzelg
woven otter
what's with random russians popping in here and talking in russian expecting anyone to translate
golden gust
baby don't hurt me
potent fossil
he was a troll duck
golden gust
deepl is nice coz you can just press the copy shortcut twice and it translates it
spare venture
what's with random russians popping in here and talking in russian expecting any...
You should see my server with Brazilians, Spaniards, Turks, and polish players
woven otter
that's like exactly the way they are when living in other countries. can't fucking learn the native language and just speak in russian
golden gust
But, I mean, they got nothing to add here, so 🤷♂️
spare venture
I have been called xenophobic and racist over a dozen times the past 2 weeks for requiring English in our global chat
woven otter
omg cancel party
spare venture
“alguem br” has probably been said 1000+ times on my server
spare venture
“Is anyone Brazilian”
potent fossil
spare venture
Have you never played a game that has a lot of Brazilians on it?
potent fossil
nope
ashen cliff
My server is Balkan only and people attempt to ask question in English. Like why?
potent fossil
I've played with a lot of Filipinos though, very similar
spare venture
They’re like the Russians in csgo
woven otter
that's like 21st century thing when in the wrong just call someone *phobic
twin lagoon
@mossy vessel 
spare venture
We tell them that they can use other languages in any other chat channel (local town nation, etc)
“But what if they don’t speak English?!”
spare venture
I’ve had to answer that too many times
potent fossil
one of the common ones i've seen is 'sno sa pinas' which is sort for 'sino sa pilipinas' or "who is from philippines"
spare venture
<:panda_heart2:652189924837031947>
woven otter
ping ping ping
coarse lily
@twin lagoon hi
woven otter
@minor badge bully ?
twin lagoon
<:panda_heart2:652189924837031947>
wtf you hate me
mossy vessel
<@254790994594234370> <:koriLove:789864790389948436>
native wolf
My server is Balkan only and people attempt to ask question in English. Like why...
Same lol
left swift
Brazilian cs players are definitely the Russians of NA
But what I've heard the danish cs players are becoming more toxic than the Russians
left swift
Huh
potent fossil
the uwu emojis discord is being spammed
native wolf
warm anchor
long live paper chan
quasi valley
yeah long she live in her grave in minneapolis
left swift
Why minneapolis
upbeat falconBOT
Requested by knenytv - where's the nearest graveyard - result 1 of 10
left swift
granite axle
this might seem like a stupid question but i'm trying to think of as many attack-helicopter-esque jokes as possible to add to a filter on my plugin
anyone got ideas?
magic river
I only know one joke
left swift
quasi valley
the one joke I know rn starts with paper and ends with chan
potent fossil
just make your plugin able to add on the fly additions, and if someone uses a new one, punish them and record the 'unique' (thus far) joke as a new filter
quasi valley
or well, thinking about it, brocc is the second I can think of
left swift
I know a joke about an m1 Abrams
warm anchor
this might seem like a stupid question but i'm trying to think of as many attack...
you can consult @worn ember he is a the master of jokes 
potent fossil
howevers filters are by and large useless because as soon as people realize there's a filter they w1ll $t@rt typ1ng l1k3 th1s
past fulcrum
eh
left swift
Just permban idiots and weed em out
granite axle
yeah but im only a dev and not a mod
past fulcrum
hm
left swift
2 letter larry
mental meadow
lol good idea if someone makes an attack helicopter joke just give them levitation effect for 2 hours
warm anchor
yeah
worn ember
did someone say jokes
granite axle
yes
warm anchor
yes ded nice that you show up
left swift
All I know is if I want to travel somewhere easy now I just mention attack helicopters in chat
warm anchor
can you stand still so Lucy can take a good look at you
Luck needs to look at jokes
worn ember
thats not weird at all
granite axle
staring begins
woven otter
lol good idea if someone makes an attack helicopter joke just give them levitati...
i like that idea for any punishment tbh also thanks for sparking a plugin idea lmao
left swift
Patent pending
warm anchor
Duck your next punishment is anime profile pic
worn ember
i could make jokes all day but i'd be banned faster than i can say apache attack helicopter
left swift
Anime duck wen
granite axle
i could make jokes all day but i'd be banned faster than i can say apache attack...
pm them to me
warm anchor
woven otter
can I pm you a joke lucy?
warm anchor
@woven otter
granite axle
please do
left swift
I bet you cant even spell Apache attack helicopter ded
waxen panther
granite axle
warm anchor
quasi valley
lmao thats a good one 
worn ember
I bet you cant even spell Apache attack helicopter ded
i bet you can
feral locust
olive garden
i bet you can
<:shut:801468899953999892>
real men don't do bets they are certain to win
granite axle
sure
left swift
I want two
granite axle
better not be paper-chan
worn ember
tbh idk any gender jokes that dont need context lol
woven otter
legalize comedy
left swift
Veto
worn ember
No mana guys dont have rights 
left swift
worn ember
wtf thats not a sad face thats a "just stfu" face
feral locust
I knwo a joke
And the joke is over
left swift
It's hard for you to tell the difference huh ded
granite axle
the joke is me :D
hazy gulch
joke
woven otter
hey want to hear a joke?
hazy gulch
no
left swift
Duck
woven otter
hazy gulch
ok
woven otter
Mana
worn ember
feral locust
Joke:
woven otter
what a boomer
surreal moth
woven otter
what's with the sudden influx of weebs here. I don't remember joining a weeb server
granite axle
this server has always been a weeb server
quasi valley
paper chan made them come out of their caves
hazy gulch
remember japan
left swift
Eternity brought them
worn ember
boo weebs
hazy gulch
remember the second sino-japanese war
woven otter
nuke the weebs
worn ember
we should burn weebs like we burned witches backin the day
hazy gulch
nanjing :D
viral hornet
Now now Duck
golden gust
viral hornet
Don't be toxic
waxen panther
duck wasnt loved as a child
woven otter
no go away
hazy gulch
anime people
worn ember
hes not loved as an adult either
left swift
Duck was the star in the hit children novel "the ugly duckling"
hazy gulch
he man
woven otter
yes we can't be nice to them
granite axle
no big deal
woven otter
what
left swift
woven otter
cat do you enjoy hentai
hazy gulch
i get it
left swift
hazy gulch
you guys remember japan
left swift
Who
hazy gulch
any unit 731ers
left swift
Asked
hazy gulch
hi
woven otter
you know when lifelike human robots exist you might as well get 'em cat
left swift
U can buy anything on amazon now
woven otter
ok
left swift
ok
granite axle
i mean people have bought paper-chan daki pillows
hazy gulch
why
woven otter
lucy want to hear a joke?
hazy gulch
holy shit why
granite axle
¯_(ツ)_/¯
granite axle
lucy want to hear a joke?
better not be paper-chan
left swift
Duck I think the 5th time might work
hazy gulch
duck
golden gust
One does not simply lewd paper chan
granite axle
^
golden gust
She's basically the communities sister
woven otter
Duck I think the 5th time might work
gotta try
golden gust
Like, we're not in alabama, are we?
potent fossil
Yes plz stop lewding her
potent fossil
Like, we're not in alabama, are we?
NO ROLL TIDE
woven otter
just block duck
ok vegtbl
warm anchor
Duck fucks everything though
woven otter
ur literally a vegetable
warm anchor
It's how Duck community works
feral locust
cat do you enjoy hentai
Wuts hentai
I only know hentai means pervert in Japanese
granite axle
this is a human community
potent fossil
blame discord
hazy gulch
this is funny
warm anchor
Duck has no right here
woven otter
hazy gulch
im laughing
celest coyote
rule34 knows no boundaries
left swift
No
woven otter
Yes
hazy gulch
frog
woven otter
eat a frog
feral locust
So what's hentai
hazy gulch
im sure you already know
feral locust
Np
golden gust
ask your parents
hazy gulch
no problem
left swift
Ask cat
feral locust
変態 ?
hazy gulch
sorry cant read funny runes
woven otter
you know in the future there might be such internet sites where you could type sort of question you want to know and it would show you the answer nearly instantly. imagine how much the world would benefit from that
hazy gulch
left swift
Witchcraft
golden gust
that just sounds horrible
left swift
Cook the duck
golden gust
- Just, imagine a whole world of knowledge at the hands of idiots
- sounds like witchcraft...
granite axle
1) Just, imagine a whole world of knowledge at the hands of idiots
antivaxxers my friend
left swift
How are people supposed to remember if you can just find it out on that there magically little internet box in ur hand huh duck???
hazy gulch
vaccines --> autism
golden gust
hazy gulch
is that monty
golden gust
ofc
woven otter
no you got it wrong. autism caused vaccines
hazy gulch
round table
left swift
I would give it maybe 10 more minutes before a ban happens I think
hazy gulch
what
left swift
woven otter
well you are right mana. this is paper after all
golden gust
we had it on VHS, and I thiiink it was played when i was younger bot not watched it in like 10 years or something
golden gust
yea, am like min 10 years, probs muuuuch longer
more min 15 years
god, getting old is fun
hazy gulch
space jam
potent fossil
ill rewatch it sometime for the nostalgia. im 150% sure they'll fuck up the new one and disappoint old fans
kids will probably like it though
golden gust
I wish they'd make new stuff instead of super hero movies and faux nostalgia trips
I've not been excited about a new film in years, tbqh
potent fossil
same
hazy gulch
maybe just be younger
potent fossil
been there done that, the nostalgia is not worth all the other shit that my teenage years wrought
golden gust
I've rewatched deadpool like, multiple hands worth of times
potent fossil
14-17 were some of the worst years of my life thus far lmao
golden gust
oh, and sully, mainly coz I love "documentry" style things, and aviation in general really
Nothing else really on that level of rewatchability for me
potent fossil
havent seen sully
hazy gulch
planes have flap
golden gust
pushing tin I think it was was also a kinda fun one, but, not all too watchable
hazy gulch
like the bird
potent fossil
p sure you're being trolled cat
waxen panther
woven otter
14-17 were some of the worst years of my life thus far lmao
ye life is sad
hazy gulch
i dont believe in lift
woven otter
<:pleapeach:784119091387957262>
brocc hi. please go away. you reek of a vegetable
hazy gulch
which vegetable
golden gust
rotten vegtable*
woven otter
^
golden gust
Bought a packet of spuds and forgot about them until you accidently found them 6 months later vegtable*
Goood that was not pleasant
olive garden
like the bird
hazy gulch
yo what the fuck
visual egret
i got bored now im on the dark web
woven otter
Bought a packet of spuds and forgot about them until you accidently found them 6...
try forgetting some swedes if you can get them
hazy gulch
i fucking hate onions
limber knotBOT
hazy gulch
sorry im not into CIA propoganda
magic river
Cooked onions are fine
woven otter
there is a cat in educate
magic river
Don't dice that shit up and put it on my burger though
woven otter
onions are nice
potent fossil
you know what, that domain absolutely is not lying
this is the best page in the universe
woven otter
how do you know? have you visited all the pages available in the universe
magic river
Yep
left swift
Onions are for boomers
left swift
Is that apart of the joke
potent fossil
this last fucking paragraph
By now the manager of the store had come by and said "Sir, you have to leave." But I didn't hear anything because I was thinking about something else. He then got a mop and tried smacking me with it. I ducked like a drunken master, then sprung back up and slammed him in the chin with my butt. He started crying hot salty tears, so I hopped back on my woman's back to ride her off into the sunset. Just then a security guard jumped out in my way. Big mistake. I shook my head and in one solid motion, reached into my pants, took out my balls, and then in super slow motion, I swung them like a sling and smashed his face. It caused severe fractures to the sinus, naso-orbital ethmoid and lacrimal bones. He required extensive surgery and was never able to fully speak again.
just.
whatthefuck
pastel pivot
is it worth reading?
golden gust
the longest joke?
magic river
Fuck the longest joke
golden gust
I mean, the punchline after all that reading will piss you off
hazy gulch
do you like comedy
golden gust
Onions, 1000000%
hazy gulch
no
golden gust
Onions page is practically a bible
hazy gulch
im sorry you dont recognize proper scripture
golden gust
I mean, I want people to read the longest joke just so they feel as pissed off as I did with that page
potent fossil
here's a more comfortable format to read the longest joke
golden gust
But, like, ffuuuuck that thing
cold pumice
Ah, been a few years since I read the longest joke
golden gust
How did you feel at the punch line?
cold pumice
"oh."
cold pumice
I think I was more disappointed than angry
left swift
Jokes are fake news sold and advertised by Big Comdey to sell tickets to Kevin hearts 50th comedy special on netflix
ancient bolt
import repository from zip file
<uploads entire 900 MB file>
file exceeds maximum size of 100 MB
probably coulda told me that before I uploaded it but here we are
unkempt drift
did it really upload the whole thing? I find that funny if it was then limited to 100 after they accepted 900 at first
ancient bolt
yup
magic river
Yep this is definitely worth $100/mo ```
--- 4.2.2.2 ping statistics ---
42 packets transmitted, 5 received, +18 errors, 88.0952% packet loss, time 41685ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 28.475/42.722/57.627/11.625 ms, pipe 3
left swift
42.95 tps
left swift
Pr wen duck
woven otter
still waiting for comments on my first pr
golden gust
i already peed on it if that makes you feel better
left swift
Asparagus pee
golden gust
I plan to go through the PR list through after this episode of my health being "fuck me"
woven otter
peed on it? wtf cat
golden gust
when you gotta go you gotta go
left swift
How after all the servers I'm in I still dont have a spray bottle emoji
Discord is failing me
woven otter
bully cat
golden gust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9Ha0LphB8 bow staff guy but also the first guy
woven otter
damn skills
potent fossil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9Ha0LphB8 bow staff guy but also the first guy
sir i would like to request removal of that god forsaken embed
merry talon
Is this the jake the snake one
golden gust
no
enjoy the embed
at first I thought it was like a camera trick, but, then I read the title and was even more o.O
magic river
Well... it kind of works...
visual egret
speed
hoary lava
Well... it kind of works...
how
worn ember
i love this
left swift
Haha funny haha gotem
worn ember
manaman
woven otter
.g mahna mahna youtube
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ
left swift
Rename scissors to paperchan
woven otter
no
merry talon
TIL being born via cesarean affects a person's personality
worn ember
whomst
left swift
Explain
potent fossil
at least link ya sauce with ya TIL 😠
merry talon
it's literally at the bottom of the joke you linked
left swift
potent fossil
what
worn ember
im very confused
potent fossil
the longest joke??
merry talon
yes
merry talon
ok so you were probably born cesarean
potent fossil
i was
worn ember
the longest joke would be simple's life
merry talon
i was but I read it years ago
left swift
This conversation filled me with some weird longing and anger. Good day.
golden gust
it's in the psych stuff at the bottom
woven otter
is there a meaning of life in there
warm anchor
Rename scissors to paperchan <:paperUwU:826856032373702667>
@potent fossil Hello Simple Have you see this great idea
golden gust
Yes, there is a good lesson towards the end of the joke
worn ember
is the joke to not read it?
drowsy urchin
Bruh
worn ember
high iq as expected
golden gust
even mojang is talking about upgrading java version soon
waxen panther
lmao where is that
drowsy urchin
Bisecthosting
left swift
golden gust
Like, if your stuff borks on 9+, time to get it fixed
left swift
Paperchan is back
warm anchor
Anyone told you to stick to java8 is brainless @drowsy urchin there is literally no good reason
worn ember
more like sharedbraincellshosting
warm anchor
I am sorry to be mean but that's really how it is
warm anchor
Espically they are host...
spare venture
What will spigots response be if Mojang bumps the java version for 1.17 or later?
warm anchor
I thought it will be on their benefit to upgrade as well?
golden gust
spigot can't do nothing
worn ember
What will spigots response be if Mojang bumps the java version for 1.17 or later...
dumpster fire
waxen panther
😎
golden gust
if mojang bumps spigot will have to bump
spare venture
Well yeah they’d die
golden gust
they don't have the capacity to downgrade java version
worn ember
nor the capacity to upgrade
warm anchor
Spigot is basically on maintenance mode coz 
left swift
It would take spigot long time to update to java 11?
spare venture
Yeah I guess I’m just curious what even would be a problem with bumping version
Besides trying to support cross version crap
left swift
Outside of breaking everyone's plugins
worn ember
yo does anyone know if there is a "key" to skip song? i know some keyboards have it, but whats their keycode?
zealous wedge
they run fine on J16
spare venture
Your plugins shouldn’t break lol
cunning raft
you literally just change a number
spare venture
^
drowsy urchin
^^^
cunning raft
CB itself doesn't use sun internals
spare venture
Plugins just have to be built with the new java lol
waxen panther
no they dont
cunning raft
as far as im aware
spare venture
If it requires more than that then the plugin is dogshit
zealous wedge
there are fun things at dev time though -- like kotlinc won't run properly on Java 16, and gradle won't be able to run on J16 until gradle 7 is out
olive garden
java bytecode is forward compatible
cunning raft
Plugins just have to be built with the new java lol
jvm 11 will run java 8 binaries
old idol
got told once not to use 64 bit java for an mc server, i cracked up laughing for a good few seconds
magic river
There was something that breaks with 16+ but I don't remember what
warm anchor
got told once not to use 64 bit java for an mc server, i cracked up laughing for...
did you ask him if his brain runs on 8 bit 
old idol
lmfao
cunning raft
There was something that breaks with 16+ but I don't remember what
final modifier?
spare venture
I try to update my java at least once a year for my werver
cunning raft
it's for real now
spare venture
Can’t imagine still being on 8
magic river
Yeah, that's probably it
topaz mortar
there are fun things at dev time though -- like kotlinc won't run properly on Ja...
Just using Grandle 7 rc1 works.
left swift
Werver
waxen panther
rc2 is out now ^_^
left swift
Wupwate my wittle werver
spare venture
true canyon
there are fun things at dev time though -- like kotlinc won't run properly on Ja...
Did someone say gradle smells? I think I heard someone say gradle smells.
Also kotlin stinks! :D
golden gust
gradle does smell
spare venture
Gradle is nice shut your mouth