if you're in an accident, sure
#general
golden gust
left swift
Unibrow bibrow and tribrow
mental meadow
Cat what accident do you want to be in
golden gust
||wrong hole||
mental meadow
Does it exist tho
mental meadow
Sad
mental meadow
Just train so hard that all your muscles fuse into one
potent fossil
according to a Certified Reddit Doctor, the unicep is the umbilical cord
but it's le gone so
gilded herald
Melt your bones
golden gust
i just wanna get to popeye level
mental meadow
More spinach
gilded herald
With drugs inside them
golden gust
So, basically, get a pan, and throw in some olive oil and then the spinach
The oil has this amazing effect on the spinach
makes it easier to scrape into the bin
gilded herald
Drugs
golden gust
gilded herald
left swift
but it's le gone so
Wait you guys dont have one anymore
waxen panther
paper troll quality is decreasing rapidly
waxen panther
me too :(
potent fossil
i mean this guy is literally 13, already checked the github
absolutely not surprised at the shit tier trolling
waxen panther
sorry didnt realise you were 13
gilded herald
ok
worn ember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDDw_6CnWoQ
Why would someone marry their children
golden gust
typical DED is DED
gilded herald
ok
left swift
I'm such a good troll you guys didnt know that I'm actually a minecraft server owner
golden gust
that's illegal in some states
waxen panther
mana you're cute x
worn ember
I'm such a good troll you guys didnt know that I'm actually a minecraft server o...
Or maybe we didn't care ;)
left swift
Ded 
waxen panther
go overengineer something for rtp or whatever you do
gilded herald
:
left swift
Ded didnt want to risk eating some beans he made alt account and fake github to say what he really wants
left swift
Nice
gilded herald
I’m not an alt
left swift
That's what an alt would say
gilded herald
How do I prove I’m not
left swift
Do the renegade
gilded herald
Why
left swift
I dont even know what the renegade is I just know it's a tiktok dance 
gilded herald
Same
left swift
K
gilded herald
ok
left swift
How are you simp
worn ember
You know you don't have to be angry 24/7 right?
potent fossil
Who's angry? I'm laughing over here
left swift
Angry laughing
potent fossil
also watching alien: covenant and alien is kicking some ass
ok nvm alien just died
gilded herald
lmao
left swift
potent fossil
if the computer is slow then i'd just use vs code with the java and maven plugins
gilded herald
Ty
left swift
Make an rtp plugin
potent fossil
but if your pc can handle it, intellij with the minecraft open source plugin is a+
potent fossil
Make an rtp plugin
cute pfp
gilded herald
I’ll try IntellJ it’s what I’m used to
But I’m learning more regular Java and stuff before shifting to mc
gilded herald
So I won’t be needing Minecraft plugin
potent fossil
alright well, if your pc can handle it then IJ is great
gilded herald
Ye
quasi valley
that has to be the smartest thing I've ever heard from a troll
hello brocc
how are you
gilded herald
I usually use a pretty good pc but I’m gonna be away from my house for a bit
waxen panther
i am GREAT
left swift
Great now that kneneney is here
potent fossil
well i find vs code is nice and lightweight but it's a far cry from intellij, so, if you can handle ij then use it otherwise vs code is decent enough
some ppl like eclipse but 
that aint me
untold copper
enjoying it while it lasts
gilded herald
Thanks
quasi valley
not ok for u, sir
potent fossil
choco is the one good developer i know that uses eclipse
muted storm
gilded herald
The dog in ur pfp is cool
potent fossil
literally i know one and it's him
muted storm
ty and ty 
quasi valley
there's an irc user with an eclipse pfp
potent fossil
.ask
limber knotBOT
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
potent fossil
gilded herald
I just don’t know what to code lol
I’m not good enough to code really good things but like I know some stuff
And I’m trying to learn more every day
wide chasm
Make something that's just slightly harder than what you know now, that way it won't be impossible, but you'll still learn
gilded herald
The hardest things I’ve made was like a simple searching algorithm, a calculator, a factorial program and other random stuff but I know I could do better
potent fossil
https://www.what-to-code.com/ is a fun place to scroll
left swift
Code a better kneny bot
tropic flame
question, what does the IJ plugin do for you?
up to now I've always just done my stuff on VSCode with maven and I've been fine
golden gust
ez project creation, color gutter animations
some other trivial things like easing creating event handlers, etc
Never really bothered with forge, but, lots of extra tooling for forge
gilded herald
What do I do on a 2 hour train ride with no data left and having not slept in 25 hours
wide chasm
Sleep
left swift
Fortnite
gilded herald
What if I wake up at the wrong stop
left swift
Long walk
wide chasm
Set an alarm
gilded herald
Alarms don’t wake me up
I’m just gonna download a ton of games and music on some random WiFi network and use that shot
Shit*
left swift
Seems like a problem
worn ember
jump out the window to end all suffering
worn ember
its not my time yet cat
golden gust
DED would fuck it up
gilded herald
Somehow
wide chasm
He did, he just forgot he was on the first floor
golden gust
he'd somehow end up with no arms and legs or some shit
gilded herald
True
worn ember
ded worm go brrr
limber knotBOT
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
gilded herald
:/
left swift
Just dont sleep lol
left swift
Hard fork me 
worn ember
😊
"We are a mid-market private equity partner to families, entrepreneurs and management teams, helping them reach their goals and ambitions through a long-term industrial approach. To achieve this, we put at our portfolio companies’ disposal our local teams across Continental Europe, our Advisory Committee which has >300 years of combined experience and a vast industrial and financial network."
I have no clue what any of this means
iron zephyr
“Combined experience” is the most ridiculous thing ever
It’s like me taking a bunch of 10-year olds to a bar and being like “but we have more than 30 years of combined age here” 😂
worn ember
"To achieve this, we put at our portfolio companies’ disposal our local teams across Continental Europe, our Advisory Committee which has >300 years of combined experience"
yeah this also makes no sense
worn ember
its some sort of investment company or something
wide chasm
"At PaperMC, Inc. we have a combined age of >15000 spread across the globe"
iron zephyr
they got like, dozens of kids across the EU
😂😂 thats brilliant. I could get 60 16 year olds from the MC community and start a code company with 300+ years of combined experience
left swift
That exists already
worn ember
lmao dont go there
left swift
iron zephyr
cough kangarko cough
Stef makes a point - I wonder what the “combined experience” of the paper dev team is. Gotta be in the thousands 😂
worn ember
combined braincells of >50
iron zephyr
“Combined IQ of >75...”
woven otter
phunny
left swift
Dhuck
worn ember
spare venture
Median would be a better indicator
woven otter
guess who asked
left swift
Not u
spring mango
Bro this sucks to happen
olive garden
is the tcpshield drama real?
knotty rose
what server was that
vernal moth
sounds like a leaked bot token
spring mango
what server was that
The Coding Den
vernal moth
is the tcpshield drama real?
kinda. ppl try to steal tcpshield away from steven or smth
vernal moth
but steven seems to have it under control mostly, just lost access to the socials
spring mango
Either a corrupted admin or somebody got hold of a bot token and spammed hundreds of web hooks
left swift
Is this 2 different things being talked about rn?
olive garden
yes
left swift
Ok was confused for a second
olive garden
you can blame me for that
spring mango
Yes, I was talking about the discord Raid
olive garden
but steven seems to have it under control mostly, just lost access to the social...
do I understand it correctly? Steven is the owner, the engineers feel cheated and they wanna start their own company
or did I completely misunderstand this
vernal moth
steven is owner and developer and admin
he did build basically everything
others joined ~1 year ago but tcpshield is 6+ years old
the two others wanted to leave, steven got a contract ready, they ghosted him or smth
merry talon
I always knew it shouldn't be relied upon
vernal moth
it continues just fine?
olive garden
so good old drama, nice
left swift
They like threaten to delete stuff or something or just trying to quit
olive garden
they want to launch a competitor
twin lagoon
more competition is always good in the ddos mitigation market tbh
left swift
A competitor but tcpshield doesnt cost money does it?
merry talon
well by the looks of things you've got a couple of kiddies that know nothing about actually doing business with the capability to take like 90% of the game offline
idk
left swift
I see smh
olive garden
more competition is always good in the ddos mitigation market tbh
I like your positive attitude towards this lol
left swift
Sucks they're probably gonna yoink all the work to make their own competitor though
twin lagoon
aslong my services don't get randomly terminated or something i really could not care less
i still use tcpshield
i have no plans of moving away from it, i am eager to see whatever neutrino does
there's a lot of things that likely happened between the two that we're not going to get an answer on
and presumably they have sorted things out legally so like, 
left swift
twin lagoon
worst case scenario i just move to something else if this shitshow continues for a long time
magic river
It's interesting that this photo of the excavator keeps popping up
It's just theater, there is almost no chance anything 2 excavators do is going to help get that ship unstuck
spare venture
why are there only two excavators
left swift
They're gonna have to cut the ship and take the cargo off but even then it would still take weeks
spare venture
shouldnt billions be being invested in fixing this lol
magic river
iirc they think the best bet is partially unloading it and balloons
meager tusk
iirc they think the best bet is partially unloading it and balloons
I like you. The "Up" solution.
magic river
It's a serious thing, they got another ship unstuck like that
Basically wrap the ship in a giant floatie like it's a 3 year old in the pool
meager tusk
Oh.
I thought something like attaching a bunch of balloons and watching the boat float.
That works as well though.
magic river
Some of the largest heavy lift helicopters can't even lift some of the containers on that thing
50 helicopters aren't going to do anything to it 😛
left swift
Also wtf is a nft
cunning raft
some stupid blockchain thing
magic river
A URL you pay money for
cunning raft
lol pretty much
left swift
I keep seeing it everywhere lol
cunning raft
massively over hyped to get unknowing people to buy into it
formal turret
shouldnt billions be being invested in fixing this lol
they're using a dredger now people just keep using the excavator cause 'haha funni' i guess
left swift
Maybe some controlled detonations to blow the ship out of the sky
magic river
Maybe a nuke 😛
left swift
Dont have to worry about a ship if its disintegrated
magic river
Most of the ship is sitting on the canal bed, "sinking" it should just replace a ship blocking the canal with a pile of debris blocking it
So you'd need a boom big enough to blow the ship out of the canal
left swift
It's not just the front end stuck the whole thing is now?
magic river
The canal isn't that deep on the sides, the first and back third are under water but not floating
spare venture
why do discord perms suck
left swift
Oh this is the first time a ships been stuck in there apparently
spare venture
i have a channel that by default you cannot type in
i have a role that lets you type in it
i also have a muted role that restricts you from typing in it
this is impossible with discord if you have the role that lets you type in it
magic river
Other ships have been "stuck" but not for any fault of their own
upbeat falconBOT
Requested by Amaranth#2954 - yellow fleet - result 1 of 10
magic river
wat
warm anchor
what's going on here
magic river
Are we playing an ARG?
magic river
gilded herald
I’m not
gilded herald
twin lagoon
ok
gilded herald
:(
magic river
Why would I get that if I'm not in that area?
gilded herald
Idk
twin lagoon
warm anchor
FUCKING MICHAEL LOL
gilded herald
Idek know where that is
void void
does paper fast-forward ticks after lagging?
magic river
Yes
lament patio
Not in Paper
magic river
No, disabling it breaks game mechanics
left swift
Other ships have been "stuck" but not for any fault of their own
Yeah it looks like his was the first actual accident that caused a block
void void
people are placing endcrystal at 20 times/s
left swift
In over 150 years of it being a thing
void void
like wtf
magic river
Vanilla will just drop scheduled things if the backlog gets too high to try to catch up but that breaks redstone and such
gilded herald
That’s fastplace
warm anchor
go get one and test it yourself??
use an anti cheat
or better yet, get players that's not 12 year old kid
left swift
Eternity woke up and chose violence
void void
it has anticheat
gilded herald
If mc.player.getItemMainHand().getItem instanceOf ItemEndCrystal mc.rightClickTimerDelay = 0; or smth
void void
but tick fast-forwarding is making anticheat broken
gilded herald
I don’t code 1.16
warm anchor
well it's not effective. Ask the dev if there's config to block that
gilded herald
And I’m on phone
spare venture
imagine needing an anticheat
warm anchor
that's entirely on the hacked client
gilded herald
^
warm anchor
Eternity woke up and chose violence
we are here to restore paper general 
true canyon
Someone asked me to estimate what I would charge (knowing I'm not currently doing contract dev work) for a plugin. I gave them my estimate, explaining it was based on 50/hr. They are now implying I'm some sort of scammer because they found someone who works 10/hr for them. I didn't even offer to do the work for you, just estimate what I would charge, damnit!
left swift
It was fine before u showed up
void void
i didn't say that was paper issue i was just asking there was any way to disable tick fastfowarding
left swift
Talking about canals and shit
void void
but if there was no way it's ok
warm anchor
Someone asked me to estimate what I would charge (knowing I'm not currently doin...
hahahhahahahahhaha wtf
gilded herald
Why would you@need to
minor badge
Paper catches up on work from previous ticks to restore the feel of a higher TPS. This means it'll still only let you do so much within 1 tick, but the ticks happen more often. Any sane anti-cheat would base its timer on ticks, not time
warm anchor
that's the catch though Proxi
any sane anti-cheat
true canyon
hahahhahahahahhaha wtf
I just can't even.
warm anchor
there are not many out there LOL
void void
then why does the block break speed check not rely on real time?
mental meadow
mbax stop scamming people smh
true canyon
aurora 🥺
warm anchor
imagine working for less than minimum wage Mbaxter
left swift
$7.25
true canyon
They just seemed really offended that I was saying I charge so much.
minor badge
That's up to your anticheat to answer I suppose? AFAIK the MC server itself only makes sure you place at most 1 block per tick, and therefore doesn't track when the last block placed was if it was not the current tick
void void
nvm
cunning raft
lmfao i love kids that do that
they feel entitled to your services at a fixed price
anything else is a scam
they can't just say, "okay i can't afford that"
lmfao
minor badge
@true canyon 
true canyon
Proxi 🥺
warm anchor
All the cuties in chat wtf wtf wtf @minor badge
void void
it'll still only let you do so much within 1 tick, but the ticks happen more often. Any sane anti-cheat would base its timer on ticks, not time
Doens't that mean player can lag the server on purpose in order to bypass anti cheat for a short time
warm anchor
well you have to speak to the anti cheat dev not paper
left swift
Ban them then
warm anchor
paper isnt gonna alter shit because you have 12 year old using hack client in your server.
true canyon
they feel entitled to your services at a fixed price
And I wasn't even offering my services just estimating what I would be charging because they asked for a reference to compare their current offers to! I guess they thought the 10/hr was overcharging them or something...
warm anchor
And I *wasn't even offering my services* just estimating what I would be chargin...
That's why you should use forms and let them fill shit up and you do written estimate... How do you even bare speaking to them without throwing them out of window lol
mental meadow
mbax do you wanna work for me? I pay in attention and cuddles 
true canyon
omg yes
minor badge
What do they gain from that, though, toshi? Say a tick is extended to 80ms due to their lag, and the next tick miraculously manages to be done in some 10ms, it'll just do the extra work it couldn't in the remaining 10ms, or just "sleep" (not really, but basically) till it's time to do another; it's still only 100ms spent for 2 ticks, meaning nothing really changed. It won't get better, it can only get worse when you start going for more ticks...
left swift
Only person missing now is brocc
warm anchor
@waxen panther hes probably either sleeping or playing APEX
ALSO DID YOU SEE HIS NEW PROFILE PIC ITS SO CUTE ITS MOVING NOW
minor badge
@true canyon Teach me Elixir? 
warm anchor
they wanna get big like Discord and get brought so they can swim in cash
Discord just got fucking lucky with covid tbh
golden gust
if they persistently managed to great lag, TPS catchup won't help as it won't have any time to catch up
merry talon
well as far as I can tell they seem to be actually interested in delivering a good product unlike discord
warm anchor
their growth was not this crazy before
golden gust
anti cheat plugins are however limited to the fact they they can only hook into ticking logic outside of stuff running on another thread
merry talon
pretty sure they have one?
true canyon
<@!71627708521512960> Teach me Elixir? <:catClap:362814481509646338>
I don't know it 😦
golden gust
time compenstation gets weird here, however, as if you have a lag spike, all of a sudden anything that backed up is gonna be processed
minor badge
😔
merry talon
yeah that
void void
people use lag machine to insanely fastplace endcrystals
minor badge
The Elixir docs sure are rude 
defmodule LousyCalculator do
@spec add(number, number) :: {number, String.t}
def add(x, y), do: {x + y, "You need a calculator to do that?!"}
@spec multiply(number, number) :: {number, String.t}
def multiply(x, y), do: {x * y, "Jeez, come on!"}
end
https://elixir-lang.org/getting-started/typespecs-and-behaviours.html
merry talon
I've been considering using guilded for my team, but like, idk if I can tell people to install another chat app regardless of the features
worn ember
just wait for the microsoft purchase and for them to ruin it
true canyon
I'm willing to wait to see if Discord gets screwed up, or gets improved. Maybe they'll fix the nasty discord stuffs
worn ember
well they didnt fix the nasty mc stuff lol
minor badge
though tbf, GitHub has gotten a lot of improvements
vernal moth
Heh, looked more into the tcp shield stuff
I think I understand the whole thing now, and I kinda think that both sides are prolly idiots
Also, the "msft buys discord" is a PR stunt to push price for discord IPO, just fyi
cunning raft
That's speculation and securities fraud (if it were true)
warm anchor
Microsoft got another shot at "game streaming" coz you now Mixer was a money sink and a shitshow
LOL
worn ember
gotta put that capital somewhere
vernal moth
That's speculation and securities fraud (if it were true)
If you can prove it
worn ember
flushing it down the toilet is an option
warm anchor
That's speculation and securities fraud (if it were true)
yeah I tried to find source of the "talk" happening none of the news site actually have it...
vernal moth
I am pretty sure there are offical talks
warm anchor
but hey nowaday you dont need shit to write a news articale
vernal moth
But I don't think discord actually wants to sell
cunning raft
It's literally all speculation
cunning raft
The only source for this is some "anonymous source close to the matter"
warm anchor
yup yup which is annoying
twin lagoon
@warm anchor 
warm anchor
those junk news sites
worn ember
gotta protect them sources
warm anchor
Michael
worn ember
tbh all news site a trash now, all they do is clickbait you and stir drama to stay relevant
cunning raft
And you're suggesting discord knowingly spread this rumor (which would leave paper trails) to inflate an IPO they haven't filed for
Extreme speculation
warm anchor
tbh all news site a trash now, all they do is clickbait you and stir drama to st...
I have a decent size discord server myself and you dont know how many times people links me those "MS purchase Discord" news to me 
vernal moth
Do you expect anything less from me jroy? ^^
warm anchor
OMG ITS RUINED
warm anchor
will hangar be ready before 1.17? 
vernal moth
I just drove to my parents to have a chill wellness evening
cunning raft
I need hangar in 1-4 business days
vernal moth
Sauna and stuff 😍
worn ember
I have a decent size discord server myself and you dont know how many times peop...
but did you know https://github.blog/2020-04-14-github-is-now-free-for-teams/
vernal moth
will hangar be ready before 1.17? <:Think:456426408063795201>
Yep
warm anchor
Nice.
worn ember
by the time i actually learn vue mini will already have finished hangar
warm anchor
but did you know https://github.blog/2020-04-14-github-is-now-free-for-teams/
yeah many GitHub Discord integration
worn ember
vernal moth
If I would have to provide a date for like public test I would say may
But that would only include a mvp, no design
void void
isn't tps catchup unnecessary thing because paper does not drop ticks
worn ember
My groups partner: "why aren't you doing any work ded"
Also my groups partner: hasnt done anything either
balance in all things
golden gust
spare venture
microsoft is putting their damn hand in every cookie jar
so is every large tech company
tropic flame
when the meme is relevant to the conversation it only makes sense to
with that being said,
relevant meme
warm anchor
mental meadow
i think I'll watch zero no tsukaima next 
mental meadow
I think I already watched season 1 a few years ago
warm anchor
Have fun @mental meadow I think you will like it
mental meadow
but I can't really remember it
warm anchor
All I remember is pet 
warm anchor
It was before isekai being everywhere
golden gust
Oh, it wasn't intended to be relevant to the convo, it was intended to annoy aurora
Just coz
warm anchor
Lol
mental meadow
I'd like to test if I can ban Cat but I'm scared about what might happen
Worst case scenario is nothing will happen and I get flamed
golden gust
pretty sure am immune
mental meadow
Best case scenario is I get banned as well and am free
unkempt drift
cat, try and ban yourself 😈
golden gust
nah, would be an honest mistake
and can't boot mods for honest mistakes
!ban @golden gust test
unkempt drift
darn
golden gust
That woulda been fun
olive marlin
Cat is too weak.
golden gust
zzzzzz... can you unban me
unkempt drift
now, we just need all the Core Team and mods to ban themselves, and then... FREEDOM
mental meadow
nah, would be an honest mistake
"honest" "mistake"
mental meadow
vernal moth
I'd like to test if I can ban Cat but I'm scared about what might happen
I tried before
Cat is a good testificate
left swift
Job security
visual egret
what
violet valve
Any plugins that let me see players inventory and enderchests
visual egret
Essentials works
spiral robin
visual egret
although i havent used it in 2 years so im not exactly sure
spiral robin
@potent fossil little bitch
violet valve
Essentials works
the plugin adds so much any way to disable any stuff
visual egret
what did simple do 😠
zealous wedge
@spiral robin discord Bug
visual egret
yeah thats why i havent used it in 2 years
mossy vessel
be my bitch
zealous wedge
(also good morning! 
)
spiral robin
hai 
woven otter
amazing
olive garden
wow you are so smart
worn ember
i know
woven otter
maybe they need to push from the back
worn ember
limber knotBOT
Minecraft steve would be a lot more efficient at that though
worn ember
yup
olive garden
lmao that website is amazing
limber knotBOT
Alternatively, just nuke it
worn ember
the american way
left swift
was about to say wow those are big ass rocks but then i realized they were clouds
worn ember
i thought they were mold
peak dirge
I like it when my work of art shows up in something like this
Ignore the JellySquid mod logos and the Fabric logo
Maybe I'll even bother to make an official Forge port of LazyDFU
The only reason why I made the logos was because CurseForge requires that you give it a logo for your mod. For Krypton I wasted too much time making it look nice, so for LazyDFU I got out my inner Bob Ross, fired up GIMP, and drew myself a happy potato and the mod's name in two completely different scripts.
limber knotBOT
I wish Curse wouldn't force logos, would make everything so nice
open epoch
i got a question someone plz help
unkempt drift
.halp
limber knotBOT
unkempt drift
??? just ask here
open epoch
ok
so i changed the spawn on my server but it is not join were i said it is like 20 blocks off
wraith trail
Even better, ask in #paper-help
open epoch
ok thanks
main flicker
is purpur good ?
signal sequoia
is purpur good ?
i use
main flicker
better than paper?
signal sequoia
but i cant say result :)
main flicker
or not
signal sequoia
Because it is paper discord
main flicker
yea 🙂
wraith trail
purpur can be better than paper, yes
but you are in the paper discord so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
depends what you're after
signal sequoia
:D
main flicker
😄
signal sequoia
if you have many player
main flicker
like 7 to 8
signal sequoia
And you dont have good server
main flicker
it is survival server
signal sequoia
Use purpur and
Optimize your server
İf you dont have problem for tps
Or you dont have many player
main flicker
ok thanks 🙂
signal sequoia
Use paper
signal sequoia
ok thanks 🙂
Your welcome :)
spare venture
That doesn’t make any sense
visual egret
what doesnt make any sense
worn ember
that
spare venture
“If you don’t have many players use paper”
golden gust
pushing on the edge the forks make sense, but, I mean, we're not gonna stop you using forks, just, do note that we don't provide support for them
flashbacks to people asking for support with yatopia
spare venture
Mhm
warm anchor
Like how party becomes server owner 
warm anchor
lol mini savage
waxen panther
lmfao
golden gust
cracks whip harder
void void
Hi, can someone post the updated optimization guide? I forget who made it
vernal moth
. optimization
void void
.optimzation
limber knotBOT
.optimize
additional tips for improving server performance - https://www.spigotmc.org/posts/3684550
vernal moth
Help yourself :P
void void
Sorry for your loss. It was a different guide.
magic river
I didn't know her or anything, that's a weird reply 😛
void void
Well who would want to live past 90?
vernal moth
Pretty sure everyone in here will have a good chance to live to 90
woven otter
who would want to live at all
vernal moth
We are on the edge of treating most cancer forms, thanks to the big mrna push
void void
Maybe it's in my history
golden gust
and then I wanna taste the electricity
it's on gist, i can totes remember how to organise the peeps name
woven otter
taste the what
spare venture
~~Like how party becomes server owner~~ <a:run:811430329884606464>
Why was this a poor life choice 
golden gust
raw tongue on copper action
woven otter
why would you electrocute yourself
magic river
Past a certain voltage you can't even feel it
spare venture
Isn’t the average life expectancy in the US going down
magic river
You'd only feel the burning
golden gust
Hey, I was told, don't knock it until you try it
woven otter
You'd only feel the burning
say it again but slower
olive garden
Isn’t the average life expectancy in the US going down
Thanks to COVID I think it's going down everywhere
Or did you mean pre-covid stats?
golden gust
it taaastes like, buuurning
spare venture
Pre
golden gust
may I dedicate to you, the song of my people
worn ember
No
golden gust
worn ember
unconsensual video posting
magic river
golden gust
I was gonna link that too earlier, and then somebody said life expectancy, and now idk what happened to my brain
worn ember
doesn't take much to overload your brain does it
worn ember
free world my dood
woven otter
think again
woven otter
no such thing as free world
golden gust
i sorta felt like, my brain switch, and now it just kinda hurts
don't get ill kids
it's not worth it
left swift
Joyner a beast
supple briar
Does anyone have basic mysql knowledge, I have a problem xD
warm anchor
cat did you even sleep. I roughly remember you were talking then i slept and I woke up and you are still talking
golden gust
.dontask
limber knotBOT
golden gust
you, erm,missing ;
magic river
statements end with semicolons, just like every other language worth using 😛
supple briar
waxen panther
supple briar
you, erm,missing ;
Where should I put it?
magic river
Every line
golden gust
at the end of the 1st statement
you have two statements in there, it's upset as you're not telling it where they end
warm anchor
You dropped this
⬇️
;
magic river
Oh wait you put the select on two lines
supple briar
mmh..
wraith trail
no not there
wraith trail
at the end of the first statement, so after you do select
golden gust
hint: end of line 2
warm anchor
magic river
You asked the database to do two things, you need to put a ; between each thing
supple briar
I cannot understand where the "statement" statement is because of the language difference. Can you change the code and send it 🙂
insert into city (Name,CountryCode,District,Population) values('Düzce','TUR','Düzce','50000');
wraith trail
no after line 2
so you do SELECT and FROM, but they are all 1 statement
you just have it on 2 lines
golden gust
if found the word insert
it expected a ; instead
i.e., the ; needs to be before the insert
waxen panther
🥣 🥄 😮
warm anchor
brocco why are you here. Where's my ticket rewrite
magic river
Ticket?
supple briar
Oh thank you. I'm trying to learn sql and I can have such stupid mistakes 😦
visual egret
Ticket is very pog
warm anchor
https://github.com/broccolai/tickets
It's like modmail
spare venture
where demo
magic river
I like how it's 88% Java even though it has a full server and website written in TypeScript
Java bloated
golden gust
boilerplate be thiiiicc to contain dis
unkempt drift
Ew react
magic river
yay react
Although solid or preact would be cool for a personal project
I'd use preact at work too if it supported fast refresh
ancient bolt
I've been happy working with next at work recently
magic river
next is just react with more boilerplate 😛
I mean, it's literally just react+express+react SSR, isn't it?
ancient bolt
just made it easy for me to build the project I needed t obuild
magic river
If you don't want to do those things and are okay with how it did them you're good
ancient bolt
i don't even know what decisions it made for me (nor do I care)
so it's a good framework for me
magic river
Neat, next has a thing to just spit out plain HTML?
Or is that just doing SSR but ahead of time?
ancient bolt
it has 3 modes, static render, SSR, and CSR
magic river
Does the static render still ship react and require JS?
unkempt drift
Generating static sites is pretty neat
magic river
SSR still ships react and requires JS
ancient bolt
no clue
i think it depends on if you include client side logic, since react would need to hydrate the dom even if it doesn't need to generate it
but if you have no client side logic then idk what would happen
I used a combination of SSR and CSR, as that's what fit my project best, which is really easy to do with next
it was cool to be able to re-use my components for both situations
vernal moth
Idk about next, but i know nuxt, which is pretty much the same, so ssr generates html for the initial page load, and all other pages are client side rendered
This is how hangar works for example
ancient bolt
i don't use client side routing with next
I think it's an option if you use react-router or w/e but I use standard "go to this URL, ask the server for that page" pattern
vernal moth
Oh
Any reason for that?
If you do use react on server anyways
Cool thing about this is that page switching is insanely fast
ancient bolt
from what I can tell next doesn't force you to do thing in particular, it has defaults but you can change it to whatever you like
but again not a web or react dev
idk I just prefer less magic I guess
page loads are still instant because I made sure it loads quickly (including backend API optimization)
zealous wedge
from what I gather the web is just a whole bunch of layers of magic shoved together
ancient bolt
yeah true. I really hate it
ancient bolt
yeah but I understand the JVM :p
also the JVM ecosystems is a hell of a lot more....standardized
and generally better
vernal moth
It's more mature
golden gust
vernal moth
And idk why npm is such a clusterfuck of dependencies
golden gust
coz they went ass backwards with modules
vernal moth
AspectJ is magic too
golden gust
They follow the "everything should be a module" to literal stupid levels of degree
unkempt drift
And idk why npm is such a clusterfuck of dependencies
https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-ten-thousand
Literally best npm package
vernal moth
Well, that's a joke
unkempt drift
https://www.npmjs.com/package/owoifyx
And this one needs to be banned ASAP
vernal moth
But then there's is-odd and is-even
ancient bolt
I just love installing npm packages and seeing 13 ads for developers begging for donations and jobs
node developers are the worst
vernal moth
https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-odd
500k weekly downloads
wide chasm
Well how else am I supposed to know if my number is odd? /s
Probably is-even
Dependency on is-number lmao
vernal moth
is-even depends on is-odd
wide chasm
Ah, well, it'd be one or the other
unkempt drift
But why does it have that many weekly downloads? Can’t all be memeing right?
visual egret
https://www.npmjs.com/package/owoifyx
And this one needs to be banned ASAP
my favourite package
wide chasm
is-number has 45 million weekly downloads, is-odd is nothing comapred to that
ashen cliff
Why make your own solutions when you can use someone else package?
Anyway, NPM download numbers can be boosted easily.
visual egret
CVE in is-number, imagine
wide chasm
This is what programming was always supposed to be: declaring dependencies and shipping
vernal moth
It looks like there's a similarly high number of downloads for one of its dependents nanomatch.
Keep going up the chain: micromatch has had 7 million downloads. That package is relied on by over 300 packages, including webpack, @babel/core, jest-cli, browser-sync, ts-loader...
So in case you weren't aware: If you're using webpack, you're using is-odd. Which itself relies on the excellent package is-number.
JS.
unkempt drift
BRB, adding is-number to hangar
vernal moth
Pretty sure hangar depends on is-odd
wide chasm
I remember a post about how, I think webpack broke because leftpad was no longer on npm
golden gust
probably
vernal moth
If you are on pc, check node_.odules
wide chasm
Also, how in the world do you need 15 versions for is-number
unkempt drift
No is-odd in yarn.lock
golden gust
unkempt drift
Also, how in the world do you need 15 versions for is-number
Clearly those were for when the definition of number was updated.
worn ember
ofc its a weeb
visual egret
wtf
vernal moth
That doesn't look bad cat
wide chasm
Ah yes, I forgot, number update in 2016 /s
worn ember
wide chasm
I'm all for joke projects, but usually the idea is to not depend on those
unkempt drift
Oh ya mini, all those are in hangar already.
vernal moth
Hangar has over 1k dependencies last i checked
wide chasm
For -0 of course
wide chasm
Remember, number definition update /s
ashen cliff
But the package won't.
warm anchor
https://github.com/AkiaCode/node-papermc
that's a cute profile
worn ember
looks fbi to me
unkempt drift
hey, at least node-papermc provides types 👍
worn ember
assuming genders smh
wide chasm
Active for like 6 months on GitHub and managed to make 137 repositories in that time
warm anchor
assuming genders smh
akia is usually a girl's name my bad ded 
wide chasm
Maybe I should also use a weeb character, then I'll also get 106 followers /s
unkempt drift
which Deleted User is this? #paper-help message
just noticed they had a pinned msg in #paper-help
worn ember
¯_(ツ)_/¯
olive marlin
Machine probably need to grep IRC logs for "Hydro" to get more context.
warm anchor
LOL
worn ember
nice responsive design
golden gust
our tools may not be pretty but they sure damned work ;P
daring laurel
is there anything lighter than paper for a very cheap hosting solution?
vernal moth
Wdym lighter?
daring laurel
that use less ram
daring laurel
idk, ideally ~5players going with a gig is possible?
minor badge
a gig for 5 should be completely doable
daring laurel
a gig for 5 should be completely doable
on paper ?
warm anchor
assuming you have 5G 1G just for paper
unkempt drift
paper supports 5G when?
warm anchor
fixed lol
minor badge
@daring laurel well yeah
worn ember
i just made a hardware button to switch audio device, am a real pro now
now if only minecraft could actually support audio device switching
its 2021
warm anchor
so you made a switch (?)
warm anchor
worn ember
i also have no clue why my MixAmp has 2 devices
daring laurel
<@!424969732932894721> well yeah
would i need any plugins to reduce ram usage
limber knotBOT
additional tips for improving server performance - https://www.spigotmc.org/posts/3684550
magic river
woven otter
@minor badge
ashen cliff
Just don't look at the fork.
olive marlin
Does anyone know of any cheap and decent storage boxes? I have super cheap one, but the CPU is so trash it takes like a minute to ssh into it.
olive garden
do storage boxes come with SSH access?
olive marlin
Mine did.
olive marlin
It's some super small server with crap specs and additional disk.
olive marlin
I paid like 48 euro for 700gb for the whole year.
Hmm, why would top report 0 steal? The server is noticeably overloaded and there's nothing running on it apart from sftp and node exporter containers.
ashen cliff
IO?
twin lagoon
Does anyone know of any cheap and decent storage boxes? I have super cheap one, ...
could also try rsync.net
warm anchor
Just sign up a bunch of Google Drive account
olive marlin
Doesn't look like IO is an issue:
prof_bloodstone@v-1:~$ iostat
Linux 4.15.0-130-generic (v-1) 03/27/21 _x86_64_ (1 CPU)
avg-cpu: %user %nice %system %iowait %steal %idle
0.32 0.02 0.28 0.11 0.00 99.27
Device tps kB_read/s kB_wrtn/s kB_read kB_wrtn
loop0 0.00 0.00 0.00 12 0
vda 0.70 2.81 6.56 17825654 41541848
vdb 0.08 0.35 36.43 2246319 230812180
Though it feels like once you SSH into it, then subsequent SSH is way faster.
olive marlin
could also try rsync.net
Doesn't look too bad, but I think still a bit above my budget :/
I don't have much money to work with, I'm not hypixel 😛
I still need to optimize my backup storage and egress usage, maybe it'll make B2 viable.
simple karma
if you have contact with users XenoSharp, MrRainbow or awokendevil
please dm me
shut peak
waxen panther
spigot for now
worn ember
hangar wen
spare venture
Yeah but it works ok
worn ember
should just put them on irc
wraith trail
are they working on anything for that or is that just the solution for now?
olive marlin
Maybe hangar will take velocity forums over?
unkempt drift
hangar isn't forums really
olive marlin
I mean for plugins...
unkempt drift
yes, yes that is the plan. 3 platforms currently, Paper, Waterfall, and Velocity
apparently hangar just isn't a project more people are motivated to contribute to 🤷♂️
waxen panther
pensive
upper flicker
brocc would like to contrib
waxen panther
no thank you vue is NOT my friend.
unkempt drift
plenty of java in hangar too
visual egret
i already got 3 planned velocity plugins for hangar 😎
olive marlin
plenty of java in hangar too
And this is supposed to entice me? It's doing the opposite.
Hangar in Kotlin wen.
Or better, Rust 
quasi valley
mfw
olive marlin
I want to contribute since like half a year ago or more.
Just never can find time for it.
ashen cliff
Just throw some free PRs at the problem.
olive marlin
But I'm planning on leaving my current job soon and will have a few weeks of paid vacation, hopefully can tackle my backlog of stuff then.
formal turret
i cloned it, then looked at the code and dipped
quasi valley
looking at code is fine, the hardest part is getting it running
formal turret
i think i had it running too
olive marlin
I think I cloned v1, not sure if I cloned v2.
formal turret
just doubt i really have the knowledge to contribute anything meaningful
visual egret
how to contribute to a project:
- create PR with bug
- create new PR to fix bug, but include bug in new PR
- repeat
cunning raft
thats what i do to EssX on a daily basis
golden gust
Can confirm
sage thunder
Ni. Anyone know of a way i can distribute small parts of my own modified source code after decompiling Minecraft with MCP, and not get sued?
sage thunder
How do i do that?
cunning raft
but this is not a legal advice channel
cunning raft
and look at paperclip
upbeat falconBOT
Requested by JRoy - papermc paperclip - result 1 of 9
warm anchor
@worn ember this new beta feature is nice. Imagine jaming with entire servr 
worn ember
oh damn thats hot
sage thunder
How would i build off of something like Paper then? :P
cunning raft
their stage rooms yeah
warm anchor
oh damn thats hot
close beta only though. Man Imagine xD
sage thunder
Like, how does the patching system work in that case? :P
worn ember
close beta only though. Man Imagine xD
how does it work? Can anyone start one?
warm anchor
like streaming. Requires permission
but it will display on the banner for everyone to see
cunning raft
it's a twitter spaces/clubhouse clone
twin lagoon
it's nice for meetings
cunning raft
it's pretty much a regular voice channel where most are muted
there is a "stage"
moderators can invite someone onto the stage
minor badge
@twin lagoon hi uwu
visual egret
how on earth do i share to a org
twin lagoon
uwu
cunning raft
and only those can talk
minor badge
modern narwhal
It's just theater, there is almost no chance anything 2 excavators do is going t...
That canal bank is sand. You cant put same time too many excavators at there.
20-30 years ago my friend was in ship which was a lot smaller and it hit one side of canal's sand. They get out after few hours, by own engine. He said that this moster is so big it cant use propellers, because of sand. Water will push sand bottom of canal and then this ship will be more stack. In worst case, they done so.
worn ember
That canal bank is sand. You cant put same time too many excavators at there.
...
boat go brrr
potent fossil
<@698668938661331045> little bitch
spiral robin
Lmao
olive marlin
Aber 
spiral robin
Bloodstone 
analog prism
anyone more mc technical than me: is it best to use 1/2/3 gunpowder fireworks for elytras?
visual egret
depends how much flight time you want ig
olive marlin
iirc you get best distance per gunpowder when using rockets with just 1.
worn ember
https://youtu.be/X-iSQQgOd1A this guy his videos are so damn good
potent fossil
i like his videos but i wish he'd include the source of what he shows
some of it is really cool
(he includes source for things he used, but not what he made)
potent fossil
oh well in that case, ok
im not that committed
but gg
The project files are currently in early access for Patreon supporters, but will be available to
yea ur right
dusk drift
The fuck happened over at tcpshield
potent fossil
wat
if there were a shitton of pings im gonna take a wild guess they had the Dank Memer bot
wraith trail
nah some employees kinda left and made a deal of it
tbh both sides seem in the wrong though
wraith trail
and sent this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731716903742996531/825194480755277824/unknown.png
yeah
but their service is still working fine
and then this was written in response: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HeRGGFvZeJmtuOXvreD_GEo-IsudbJEgCL_v3k6w-WE/edit
