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visual egret
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._.

dim shadow
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u screamed at the cat

golden gust
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reply feature pings if you don't disable it

modest path
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he hasn't done anything explicitly against the rules and that would just reflect badly on us

dim shadow
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it sucked lol they had to give me the pilots breakfast

golden gust
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it's annoying, but, as I've said, this is not the place nor is it good practice in general

twin lagoon
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that's a render

limber knotBOT
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nobody cares what users think is against the rules mate

twin lagoon
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not replay mod

warm anchor
modest path
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what airplane food thonk

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man i hate airplane food

potent fossil
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arguably brigading breaks rule 2: distasteful content shrug_animated

warm anchor
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Also listening to mod to drop the fucking topic is part of the rule

hidden hill
modest path
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a rendering tool

twin lagoon
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you don't just "do it"

dim shadow
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brigading...? LOL

visual egret
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either import into blender or use replay mod

modest path
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blender probably

dim shadow
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now i kinda want a brigade (but not here ofc)

twin lagoon
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probably best to just hire someone who can do it for you

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probably takes some work to get it done nicely

modest path
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a brigade of albanians?

golden gust
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No

limber knotBOT
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you can get the Fire Brigade real fast ๐Ÿ‘€

dim shadow
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yes pls @modest path

golden gust
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a brigade of waterdrink bois

dim shadow
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^^^^^^

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YES

modest path
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waterdronk

dim shadow
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albanian waterdrink bois

potent fossil
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brigading means you come somewhere, and try to get a bunch of people to mob mentality rise up against a cause to usually attack or report somebody else. also called a witch hunt

golden gust
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I'll hunt you

dim shadow
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i am brigader general water drink gorl all albanians rise up

modest path
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i'll cry

warm anchor
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My iq is getting lower reading this chat today

golden gust
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mfw

modest path
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mm

potent fossil
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@warm anchor pepelove

golden gust
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I didnt know it could get lower

limber knotBOT
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paper #general

warm anchor
limber knotBOT
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expecting people to not be dumb

dim shadow
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idk y yall worried about yalls iq droppin

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it varies more from day to day than anythin

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like one day ur einstein next day ur jus liek dumb

golden gust
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You mean

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albanian

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never go full albanian

dim shadow
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yes einsten was albanian

golden gust
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not wot i meant u dumfuq

dim shadow
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wait what happens when one goes full albanian

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ive never done it b4 but i know its there

golden gust
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according to this illustatration you wear a dress

dim shadow
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w-

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wa

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who dat LOL

modest path
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you now

dim shadow
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& whats he doin

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oh

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oh hes probs praying

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ok ill be that

golden gust
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yea, he is

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I was just on the wiki page

dim shadow
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is he albanian

golden gust
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maybe, maybe not

dim shadow
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i cant identify with a non albanian

golden gust
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was just on the albanian page, I read about as much of that page as I care about albania

dim shadow
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oh he must b albanian then

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aw fuq

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i hav 2 leave soon

golden gust
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woooo

dim shadow
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no not woooo i hate goin outide

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side

golden gust
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just think about it

visual egret
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so the !important doesn't matter wut

golden gust
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the fresh air touching your petrid skin

dim shadow
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petrwho? i hav awesome skin tyvm

golden gust
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probs all that waterdrink

dim shadow
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^ exactly

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u dam on point right ther

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gowad ยฉ๏ธ

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gallon o water a day

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pls

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(or more)

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speakin of which would anyone like ๐Ÿšฐ like a glass of water befor i leave

unreal quarry
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i'm allergic to water

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need coca cola

dim shadow
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ur lucky i happen to have some

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๐Ÿน

golden gust
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best I can offer you is lemonade and chocolate around the corner

dim shadow
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here u go enjoy ur coca cola (its the albanian kind dont mind the color)

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(its better than dark coke)

modest path
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dark coke ๐Ÿค”

dim shadow
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its what westerens drink

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๐Ÿคฎ non albanian coke

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sry im not judgmental

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ok gotta dip ttyl paper bois n gorls

vale rune
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Bro.

unreal quarry
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if no dark coke, then a wild cherry pepsi?

vale rune
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Albania:

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PaperMC:

dim shadow
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awwwww ffs i forgot to make a playlist

golden gust
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dum

visual egret
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guys

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what are the best free shaders

warm anchor
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Sildurs @visual egret

visual egret
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ive been using extreme vl for quite a bit now, i dont mind performance tbh, i just want something that looks good

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i dont mind if its at 2 fps

warm anchor
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Seus is ok

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BSL is lightest

normal cape
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Bro @meager tusk

meager tusk
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What's up?

visual egret
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epic

quasi canyon
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My personal fave

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A good one to force for your playerbase on April fools

visual egret
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maxing out shaders on a gtx 1060 is not a good idea

left swift
limber knotBOT
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Scores don't have display names

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Objectives have

visual egret
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Anyone know of a good tool to reduce filesize (compress) WEBM files?

limber knotBOT
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oof, wwrong channel

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wat

potent fossil
limber knotBOT
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really?

potent fossil
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i mean as more than just a shock product to sell in tourist traps, i never knew it was a real cuisine

limber knotBOT
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hasn't this been discussed for decades outside of the countries that have been eating them forever?

warm anchor
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Simple you must never been to China. They eat literal everything

warm anchor
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That one is for shock then kek

limber knotBOT
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I mean, isn't it basically the same as eating shrimp? thonk

warm anchor
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I know the fried bug one and itโ€™s like soem local food

potent fossil
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yeah i TIL that as well that insects are pancrustaceans

potent fossil
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which relates them to fucking crabs and lobsters and shit

modest path
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shrimp are sea insects

potent fossil
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which. just fills me with so much rage

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and i dont know why

vernal moth
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kek mojang gave me too much power with these shaders

potent fossil
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o.o

vernal moth
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yes hello am a forest

left swift
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Seeing shrimp also fills me with an unquenchable desirable rage too simple I'm with you there

warm anchor
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How small are those crickets

left swift
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Crickets pretty small

warm anchor
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You must never seem one here

formal turret
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they use the crickets that like to die outside of buildings in the summer

warm anchor
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They are giant fucks

golden gust
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I mean, it says 20-30 in a bar

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so, am guessing they're ground up or something

ashen cliff
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.xray

warm anchor
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Oh that makes more sense

limber knotBOT
warm anchor
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I thought of cricket as in whole cricket

golden gust
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how fucking big is the bar?

warm anchor
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Like if you are eating bugs Iโ€™d want some textures

potent fossil
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yeah they are, they're turned into "cricket flour"

worn crest
potent fossil
warm anchor
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Thatโ€™s no fun

left swift
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Bug texture in food deskchan

pastel pivot
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lol youtube doesn't let me enter spaces into the search bar. probably a browser glitch or something.

potent fossil
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works on my machine filed as pebcak

vernal moth
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this is fun

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I have no idea wtf am doing

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but this is fun

modest path
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would you eat a fucking "cow bar"

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meat bar

potent fossil
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yes, @modest path

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its called beef jerky

modest path
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nonon

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like

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a normal protein bar with ground up beef to the point where it's like flour

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cuz thats the insect bar

potent fossil
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uh yeah, i mean, but you can't grind meat into flour i don't think

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it just gets turned into really ground meat

modest path
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really groun meat bar

potent fossil
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but i mean yea, i guess that'd be meatloaf

modest path
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that sounds disgusting

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i hate meatloaf

potent fossil
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i wouldnt eat it all the time

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its ok tho

modest path
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but tbh if compacted meat is your thing then meat bar it is

golden gust
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soylent green is made from people

vernal moth
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I have wall hack

potent fossil
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idk, apparently 1/3 of the world eats insects as a staple in their diet, like, not just a fringe thing but an actual every day on the dinner plate meal

potent fossil
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and i was just like waw

vernal moth
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man this stuff fucks with your brain

ashen cliff
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Non euclidean shader when?

potent fossil
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yes please

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hyperbolic minecraft

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fractal mc worldgen + hyperbolic shader? PES_InterestedPoggers

vernal moth
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new light engine

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oh it looks worse on my screen than the screenshot

limber knotBOT
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Spottedleaf will be amused by that

wild escarp
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looool

vernal moth
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idk how I can make it affect other layers or blocks or whatever

limber knotBOT
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is this a shader or legitimately a new lightning engine?

vernal moth
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kek now I "crashed"

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shader

minor badge
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?ban save @dim shadow alb/ania is no more funny than the nor/mal shit. (2nd ban, see the duplicated cases #203)

leaden oxideBOT
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dynoSuccess แต‚แดฌแต€แดฑแดฟแดฐแดฟแดตแดปแดท แดณแดผแดฟแดธ#1938 was banned | alb/ania is no more funny than the nor/mal shit. (2nd ban, see the duplicated cases #203)

modest path
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bruh

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was that worth a ban?

visual egret
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it was outlined in the community rules

limber knotBOT
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I don't even get the joke

modest path
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neither do i

warm anchor
potent fossil
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thank you

vernal moth
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idk how I can make it affect other shit too

minor badge
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eternity!

warm anchor
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Proxi

minor badge
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rave

vernal moth
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found the water shader ๐Ÿ˜„

modest path
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oh boy

minor badge
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looks like some modded tinker's liquid

modest path
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looks like mint toothpaste

mighty storm
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vernal moth
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man, changing the depth buffer is so fun

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I want docs for this

modest path
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ooh

vernal moth
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not how it works, just all possible values

modest path
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wish i could get a dimmed theme for KDE plasma* tbh

stiff yarrow
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I actually made back the money I lost on GME

visual egret
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GME to the moon innit

vernal moth
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wwaaavves

stiff yarrow
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wow had no idea color blindness was more common in men

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1 in 12 seems significant

vernal moth
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I dont know a single woman who is colorblind

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but I know 4 ppl who are color blind

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nice I can do bed now

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xray for beds, anyone? ๐Ÿ˜„

wide chasm
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And yep, my pc can no longer play Minecraft in this snapshot

vernal moth
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F

stiff yarrow
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what kind of PC

wide chasm
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It's old, like, really old

stiff yarrow
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neofetch

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nao

next frost
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mini is that some snapshot stuff you're playing around with?

wide chasm
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CPU is 13 years old

stiff yarrow
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13 years wow

vernal moth
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yeah am writing shaders

wide chasm
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Graphics card is like Intel integrated stuff

stiff yarrow
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thats like pre first gen i7s isn't it?

next frost
vernal moth
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yes

minor badge
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helo nossr

wide chasm
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The CPU is an Intel 2DUO E8400 iirc

stiff yarrow
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hello proxi ๐Ÿ˜Š

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I had an intel core 2 duo, it was amazing

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( for the time )

warm anchor
wide chasm
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Yeah

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I'm on Windows 7, because Windows 10 didn't support the integrated graphics or smth and couldn't play Minecraft on it, but now I can't play Minecraft anyway.

stiff yarrow
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I assume you'd be missing instructions for a lot of stuff on a CPU that old

visual egret
warm anchor
stiff yarrow
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stef is that your main PC

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like how do you dev

visual egret
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eclipse kekwhyper

olive marlin
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SSH onto RPi.

vernal moth
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stef do you really use that PC?

wide chasm
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Yes, that's my main pc

visual egret
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wut

vernal moth
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uff that rough

visual egret
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i-indeed

vernal moth
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we should start a gofundme, lol

wide chasm
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I can open IntelliJ, a server and Minecraft next to each other. Sure, the server gives constant "not responding" warnings, but I can ignore those.

visual egret
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how much ram?

wide chasm
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6 GB

visual egret
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ok not that bad

limber knotBOT
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try closing chrome ๐Ÿ‘€

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and Discord

visual egret
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stef move to IRC

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join the pog side

limber knotBOT
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also get a real amount of memory, anything below 10GB is kinda unusable for development and testing imo

wide chasm
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I do sometimes shut down discord and chrome if I need to test stuff with two players for example, but usually that isn't needed when doing testing with one player.

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6 GB is just enough for IJ, a server and minecraft; with 4 GB I had to close IJ when I wanted to test.

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Generally you learn what the limits are of the pc and just manage your applications in such a way that you don't hit that limit.

stiff yarrow
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Add me to your friends stef

wide chasm
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Done

meager tusk
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New snapshot?

upper flicker
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New snapshot.

meager tusk
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Sick.

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Time to check it out

woven otter
olive garden
stiff yarrow
wide chasm
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No, I've got the money myself, just haven't bothered replacing something that works

olive garden
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๐Ÿ˜

woven otter
stiff yarrow
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I was one of the 300 gang originally

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bought the dip at 40

woven otter
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oof

stiff yarrow
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now I'm profiting

woven otter
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gme price has been pretty wild

stiff yarrow
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yeah

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tempted to sell so I can be off this roller coaster but the roller coaster is fun

left swift
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Gambling addictions start like that

stiff yarrow
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yeah I think I'll just close my position, I've made a good profit and I can't afford to stare at a stock ticker all day spongeeyeshappy

left swift
warm anchor
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Just keep one so you can tell everyone you are on the ride PepeLa

visual egret
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anyone know how to stretch a video or make a video big enough while ignoring scrolling

void void
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just center it

magic river
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I think to set it to the viewport height you have to use JS

visual egret
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i think i figured out a way to bodge it

stiff yarrow
warm anchor
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Not good for the heart

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For sure

torn kelp
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wow

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xD

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i don't know what happened

left swift
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xD lul

visual egret
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that has happened to someone in vanilla before

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they filled up the thing and jumped in... ending up in the lava

torn kelp
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but why

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what

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7th time

stiff yarrow
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tfw all GPUs are sold out not just the new shiny ones

visual egret
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inb4 yt limiting to chromium only

wraith trail
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oh I got the same issue, good to know it isn't only me

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you can copy paste a space in there though

pastel pivot
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yeah i tried everything, deleted all caches .. and now I found out it's not my fault.

stiff yarrow
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I wonder if its an AB rollout or if we all got fucked

unkempt drift
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lol what? what a strange bug

olive marlin
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I had issue that all keys were going to search bar as well as video.

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So it was stoping/muting/enlarging... Video while I was typing the search.

main flicker
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A small question do someone know some plugin that writes ram and cpu usage to mysql database and then i can add it to html or php?

olive marlin
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But other than that, it works fine for me on FF.

main flicker
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please

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tell mee

twin lagoon
visual egret
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or... pterodactyl

twin lagoon
wraith trail
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there is a prometheus exporter that i've heard is good

olive marlin
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Use Prometheus or push it to some other tsdb like influx.

main flicker
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thanks

olive marlin
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Michale, did you have issues renewing stuff at OVH?

twin lagoon
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no

olive marlin
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Whatever I select, it always redirects me to 12 month renewal xD

twin lagoon
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now what i do have issues with is that i no longer have kabanos

olive marlin
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Even if I select 1 month.

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Well, tell me which ones you want and I can get you some fresh, polish kabanos.

twin lagoon
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i could just go to the supermarket

visual egret
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kabanos is not sold at normie supermarkets

twin lagoon
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it is actually

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seen it a few times around here in normal supermarkets

visual egret
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wut nooooo

olive marlin
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Some people like them thin and dry, others thick and wet. I remember having issues getting them in USA.

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Chilli or cheese thin kabanos ๐Ÿคค

mossy vessel
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Didn't know those things were called kabanos lmao

visual egret
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smh

olive marlin
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Did OVH reduce prices on some BMs? The Rise-2 sounds compelling, might downgrade to it.

plucky canopy
warm anchor
twin lagoon
olive marlin
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They are uploading your file to SBG2.

limber knotBOT
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Wasn't SBG-2 the one that was out of service?

twin lagoon
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Yes

unkempt drift
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anyone have the paper airplane part of the paper logo svg?

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or I can probably extract it myself, but I cant find the logo svg

upper flicker
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the discord open source repo has a very simple version

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may be what youre after

olive marlin
unkempt drift
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oo perfect. need it for an icon on hangar

olive marlin
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Well, all SBG1-4 are out of service.

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SBG2 was fully uploaded to the cloud, SBG1 only one third of it.

main flicker
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I have a question how to setup a grafana and influx on minecraft server

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?

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Tell me

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please

golden gust
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google it

main flicker
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yep but i cant find it

golden gust
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grafana and influx are a server, you need to set that up

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and then you can connect the plugin to that

main flicker
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ok thanks

untold meadow
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i still have nightmares about removing grafana for a project i did a while back

golden gust
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well, "a stack", not a server

untold meadow
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such an amazing bit of software but so hard to replace

olive marlin
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Too bad they messed up loki. Was looking to be a nice piece of software.

main flicker
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like wtf i cant really find anything about it to set it up on minecraft server

golden gust
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minecraft server is irrelevant

wraith trail
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first just get grafana + whatever database you want

untold meadow
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do you have a vps or dedi?

golden gust
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are you using a dedi/vps?

wraith trail
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then find an exporter in the form of a plugin for that database

untold meadow
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haha snap

wraith trail
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main choices are influxdb and prometheus

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they work in different ways, so you should do some looking at what yo uwant

turbid birch
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welp, my servers fucked in this ovh fire

main flicker
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okay

unreal quarry
limber knotBOT
golden gust
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all servers which survived are responding to pings just fine

magic river
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All 0 of them ๐Ÿ˜„

unkempt drift
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hmm, there isn't an icon difference between paper and waterfall right?

golden gust
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waterfall doesn't really have a logo

unkempt drift
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grr

upper flicker
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it has that MC screenshot someone cropped

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but otherwise yeah

vernal bone
golden gust
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no idea if that is still alive anywhere

upper flicker
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vectorize and make pretty

golden gust
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oh, the org

worn ember
left swift
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Feelsbadman for stef

worn ember
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bout time they put in some upgrades

left swift
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Wonder how long they'll have to deal with people saying minecraft wont launch anymore and making false bug reports

unkempt drift
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ummm, anyone know of Velocity's logo comes in the svg variety?

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on the website it doesnt seem to

upper flicker
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@peak dirge for hangar reasons ^^

visual egret
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yeah it does actually

unkempt drift
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on the site?

visual egret
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no

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in the discord there was a few designs and they settled on these ones

cunning raft
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thanks discord

unkempt drift
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is that some beta-y feature?

cosmic raft
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seems someone is using a third party client

visual egret
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jroy breaking discord ToS ๐Ÿ‘€

upper flicker
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given that discord doesnt render them, thats just as good

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if not better tbh

cunning raft
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no im not using a third party client

upper flicker
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although it seems to have some issues with height

cunning raft
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am on PTB

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the third party clients don't even work anymore

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not that i would know

cosmic raft
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I'm using Canary and that is not a thing

upper flicker
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Im on PTB and I dont get that... stupid A/B testing

cunning raft
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oh is it A/B

upper flicker
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I would assume it is if youre on the one of the official clients

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but afaik they dont actually say what is and isnt A/B anywhere

cosmic raft
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A/B is stupid

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also

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unrelated

cunning raft
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hardfork

lean kiln
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sponge moment

upper flicker
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sponge updating to snapshots, even in a "you gotta compile it yourself, devs only" kinda way is pretty attractive

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official release of sponge 8 wen

lean kiln
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api freeze has been soon tm for a while

olive marlin
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Java 8

upper flicker
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there are public builds of 8 on their maven already you can run

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but you know its not... official

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wanna send them a cake

lean kiln
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yea and if you use SpongeGradle you can use the runServer task for your plugins

cunning raft
peak dirge
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Have fun

unkempt drift
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ah sweet. didnt think to look at the org repos

hot hamlet
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What plugin am i looking for that allows the creation /rightclicking of "NPCs" to run a command. Aka you click them to cahnge world or just open a shop gui etc

formal turret
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smh pc crashed 3 times while writing my paper

visual egret
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citizens @hot hamlet

visual egret
formal turret
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why would i do that?

visual egret
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more stable

formal turret
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i think it might be my hardware honestly

hot hamlet
formal turret
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my monitors and kb/m got disconnected

worn ember
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omg

visual egret
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what ded

worn ember
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his monitors disconntected

visual egret
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did you fix the 10000 nullpointers in your rtp plugin

worn ember
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oskar, your mom asked to tell you not to wet your bed tonight

visual egret
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wtf

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ill wet my bed when HTML becomes a programming language

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so never

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hi

left swift
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Lmfao

worn ember
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well then

left swift
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Knew they were the type to just dig their hole deeper and ban evade

visual egret
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@tribal rapids you know you can appeal instead of evading

worn ember
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idk why he was banned

left swift
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He posted bad meme

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Bad meme 2 strikes

worn ember
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i c

visual egret
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message got deleted ๐Ÿ‘€

muted barn
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hello anyone here use tuinity? i know i can ask about it on their discord but ehh thatd be a little biased

visual egret
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i use purpur so kinda yeah i use tunity

olive marlin
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Here it'll also be a little biased.

#

If you need it, you'll know it.

muted barn
#

i'm already biased towards paper so i don't mind

olive marlin
#

Generally a little less stable fork with potential nice improvements if you go to higher player counts.

left swift
#

If ur asking for comparisons tuinity usually has better performance at cost of being unstable/test pr

muted barn
#

what about low player counts?

left swift
#

Use paper

muted barn
#

ahh i see

visual egret
#

tunity isnt all too bad, the optimisations will just be less noticable

hushed ocean
#

Hey just wondering, would anyone know how I could set the drop rate of apples from a tree to 100%?

left swift
#

Probably a plugin to do that

hushed ocean
#

Hm okie dokie

#

Ah okay i found a Custom Drops Plugin, ty!

woven otter
#

tuinity is made by leaf how wrong can it be

visual egret
#

Why tf does my tiny logo take up like half my network tab in edge

#

and this is just localhost

muted barn
#

heh people use edge?

visual egret
#

yeah its really nice

#

the new one not the old one

muted barn
#

i havent used it since it had the old name

#

went firefox then chrome, now brave team

visual egret
#

First load time is 1.4 seconds but after that its 500ms

vernal moth
#

Well, what do you use to serve?

#

Your browser isnt the issue here, it's just chrome and we know chrome is a flawless

unreal quarry
#

chrome is a flawless
vouche

#

jfc, perico

vernal moth
#

?ban @wary wave fuck off (ban evasion)

leaden oxideBOT
#

dynoError I can't find user @wary wave.

woven otter
#

kek

vernal moth
#

Wat

#

And this is why am not mod

#

Kek they even were auto muted by our fancy bots

spiral robin
upper flicker
#

not auto muted

#

auto banned

#

oh wtf it was a mute

#

gross

woven otter
#

is it for pings?

vernal moth
#

It's for being bad

mighty storm
#

we didnt turn on bans for mentions cus the off chance someone actually did mention 5 people in 20s

olive marlin
#

They had a chance to apply to get unbanned, pretty sure they lost it now...

spare venture
# left swift Use paper

Obviously you shouldnโ€™t recommend other forks here but Tuinity performs good regardless of player counts

#

Itโ€™s not like you only notice improvements at high player counts

unkempt drift
#

wow ban for advertising...

spare venture
#

Yup

mighty storm
#

(this is attempt 1 of 30)

#

oof

cunning raft
#

.logs

#

mfw

worn ember
#

.fail

mighty storm
olive marlin
#

Well, they also came here earlier with pings, so looks like they count from 0 xD

worn ember
#

someone send me the meme that got him banned lul

upper flicker
#

1 of 30 lmao

mighty storm
#

i swear im not being a salty troll and i 100% care about this place

upper flicker
#

Im sure the bots wont get tired

unkempt drift
#

inb4 dyno goes offline...

upper flicker
#

probably will given their record

vernal moth
#

It's not dyno

worn ember
#

just ddos dyno to raid servers

upper flicker
#

luckily there are others

worn ember
#

well fuck

#

my master plan failed

mighty storm
#

lovely

vernal moth
#

Why would you repost a message i deleted, lol

unreal quarry
#

TIL aikar owns this discord :3

mighty storm
#

in case anyone wants to enjoy it

vernal moth
#

Not worth to give them any attention

woven otter
#

isnt it kashike

worn ember
#

it is

upper flicker
#

it is kash yes

woven otter
#

kashike owns everything

mighty storm
#

it's not me

worn ember
#

we know that chew

woven otter
#

ban chew for ban evasion pls

mighty storm
#

:(

unkempt drift
#

where is the voteban bot?

mighty storm
#

just helping with process of elimination

zealous wedge
#

rory for discord owner!

spare venture
#

vote ban kekwhyper

vernal moth
#

If vote ban would be a thingy this server would be empty, lmao

mighty storm
#

say 1.8 bad at all and youre gone

left swift
#

What the fuck

cunning raft
#

you'd have people making discord accounts to inflate the voteban

worn ember
#

whoever has the most friends wins

unkempt drift
#

you know what... that's what Twitter needs to solve all its issues. A voteban system.

vernal moth
spare venture
#

Vote ban too easily manipulated

vernal moth
#

Wrong, thanks discord

spare venture
#

Make people register with their SSN

woven otter
#

cancel ban culture

cunning raft
#

see, wiz was the ultimate voteban

#

bait the person you want banned into pinging wiz

#

ez ban

worn ember
mighty storm
#

my ssn is exactly 1 numbers i think idk i can't count

left swift
#

Someone step up and be the wiz that papermc 2.0 needs

spare venture
#

I would

left swift
unreal quarry
#

pls no

mighty storm
#

Can't wait for Paper 3.0

cunning raft
#

omegalyl barty mod

spare venture
#

no I wouldnโ€™t be a mod

vernal moth
#

I mean i tried to ban but clearly am too bad, lmao

spare venture
#

I would just validate your SSNs... you know... wouldnโ€™t be collecting them or anything for other uses...

mighty storm
#

Wait, technically, we're on Paper 2.1.2

worn ember
#

mini just dont want to put actual effort into paper discord confirmed

#

you heard it here first

vernal moth
#

Is that a surprise to you? Lol

worn ember
#

not really ๐Ÿ˜‰

meager tusk
vernal moth
#

As if I would actually care about you guys, smh

left swift
worn ember
#

i was gonna say paper in general but you do quite alot of PR's tbh

mighty storm
#

pretty sure mini is a paper DEV not a paper MOD smhfhfhfhfhfhfhs :tirum

vernal moth
#

You haven't even reminded me to work on hangar, smh

unreal quarry
#

back in my day we held multiple roles :3

vernal moth
#

Dev team and hangar dev

worn ember
vernal moth
#

runs

#

See, ded is good

left swift
worn ember
#

i wanna release paper only plugins already

left swift
#

And that's how it be

mighty storm
#

i have more mod powers on here than I do on github ๐Ÿ˜”

woven otter
#

hangar bad. premium plugins good

worn ember
#

probably for the best

olive garden
#

@woven otter @worn ember
this is attempt 2 out of 30

vernal moth
#

I never tested how much power i have on gh ^^

worn ember
#

wtf

#

ban him

meager tusk
#

hangar good. premium plugins inferior to balkan ripoffs.

mighty storm
woven otter
mighty storm
worn ember
#

my shitty plugin for your shitty plugin, take it or leave it

left swift
unreal quarry
vernal moth
mighty storm
#

so 1.7.10 is $1710

meager tusk
#

hoo boy

worn ember
#

plz make a regex that involves trigs name

left swift
#

Wait what when did I hit reply

olive garden
mighty storm
#

i do support beta 1.7.3 but b stands for billion, so you have to pay $173 billion

vernal moth
#

As any discord should be trig ^^

woven otter
#

just ban trig anyways

left swift
#

The b stands for bugs

worn ember
#

what does the eta stand for then?

mighty storm
#

one sec

worn ember
#

eta wen

mighty storm
#

ETA Stands for Estimated Time of Arrival and is defined as "The seventh letter of the Greek alphabet". Wait that's the wrong one

left swift
#

Extra turnips audibles

woven otter
mighty storm
unreal quarry
#

extra terrestrial astronauts

left swift
#

I'm so good I dont need website my brain do itself

#

By accident sometimes

mighty storm
#

i traded brain for website, i now rely on it

worn ember
#

extra tiddies awyee

meager tusk
#

yeah except generate mana apparently

#

:(

left swift
mighty storm
#

wmh

unreal quarry
worn ember
left swift
unreal quarry
#

dont remember :3

meager tusk
#

Well yeah it sucks because it's an odd number

#

if you had 4 then it'd be more fun

worn ember
#

ur an odd number

mighty storm
#

hm

quasi canyon
unreal quarry
worn ember
mighty storm
#

furry? ๐Ÿ‘‹

worn ember
#

look at his pfp obviously hes a furry

meager tusk
#

I was gonna say something witty about you but

#

besids the fact that you suck at selfies

#

idk

quasi canyon
#

dang how he gonna recover from that

meager tusk
#

he won't

unreal quarry
#

you dont like my selfie?

meager tusk
#

i'm too good

left swift
#

With medical treatment

meager tusk
#

no not yours billy

worn ember
#

MOOOMMMM the furry is bullying me again

meager tusk
#

talking to ded

#

fuck

quasi canyon
#

Honey I told you to be nice to the special kid

meager tusk
#

i'm not a furry i just like this blue panda holding a bubble

#

please

left swift
#

Bro

visual egret
spare venture
#

Neat

left swift
#

Party remove message?

quasi valley
#

we all know the one and only furry here is leaf

quasi canyon
#

Party realms as in Barty realms or

spare venture
#

Yes I canโ€™t be caught discriminating anymore

quasi canyon
#

A knock off

spare venture
#

No furry hate

left swift
#

Since when did u try to be nice

quasi valley
#

laughs in irc

worn ember
#

party realms as in in, doesnt pay their workers

spare venture
#

The people who get mad about it wouldnโ€™t know how to use IRC

left swift
#

It's okay furries aren't real party u dont have to be scared

quasi canyon
#

I smell drama

quasi valley
#

the mods

worn ember
spare venture
#

Ded youโ€™re just mad you get paid $2/hr and everyone who has ever worked for me has made more than 10x that

quasi canyon
#

What minecraft server pays their workers

left swift
quasi canyon
#

Just get a bunch of power hungry 17 year olds

#

Free labour

left swift
#

Party flexing now

worn ember
#

bold of you to assume 17 year olds play minecraft

spare venture
#

No I lose money every month nomana

#

Nothing to flex ๐Ÿ˜”

#

Hobbies can be expensive

worn ember
#

imagine not making money from you hobby

spare venture
#

Selling emojis doesnโ€™t do a whole lot

left swift
#

I cant have a hobby I'm waiting until marriage

quasi valley
#

Minecraft is a lifestyle thank you very much

spare venture
#

And I might be getting a wheel job soon so it will stay a hobby

left swift
#

A wheel job?

quasi canyon
#

Just grief your players with world edit and charge them $20 to roll it back

left swift
#

Is that slang

quasi canyon
#

Easy money

spare venture
#

Yes

#

</google:816176849147002923> term: css for kids

upbeat falconBOT
spare venture
#

Nooo wrong css

quasi valley
#

that looks more like what a baby would try to say I stead of โ€œrealโ€

spare venture
#

</google:816176849147002923> term: counter strike for kids

upbeat falconBOT
meager tusk
#

Html and css for kids lol

spare venture
#

That seems like the wrong one

meager tusk
#

you don't want to leave them brain damaged

spare venture
#

This pencil sucks

vestal jasper
#

I prefer pens anyway

left swift
#

Fat swedish man playing children's games

quasi canyon
#

Who isnโ€™t

spare venture
#

Anyway it was a joke where a kid was saying โ€œu using awp get a wheel gunโ€

#

But yes a real job

left swift
#

Party I play csgo professionally awp is in fact not a wheel but a stick

twin lagoon
#

@meager tusk pepelove

spare venture
#

real people play CS 1.6 or whatever

left swift
#

Use that in ur next job interview

spare venture
#

Hopefully I wonโ€™t have to do anymore haha

meager tusk
#

CS 1.6!

spare venture
#

The last one lasted 7 hours

meager tusk
#

That's my jam!

left swift
meager tusk
#

@vale rune Only A and ng-ja bro!

spare venture
#

Iโ€™ve been on way too many planes the past few days

left swift
#

Try going down a hill

meager tusk
#

cs 1.6 is the shit

#

it's really fun to play with friends

spiral robin
#

@meager tusk

meager tusk
#

Aber !

spare venture
#

I got a cool picture of a mountain tho

visual egret
quasi valley
#

let me tell you about this improved version of 1.6, with better graphics and more to work with, you wonโ€™t believe it

spare venture
#

biggest mountain around

quasi valley
#

hot

meager tusk
quasi valley
#

no, not an EA game

spare venture
#

What other games did loot boxes before CS go

#

That was in like 2012

meager tusk
#

CSGO is great but it doesn't have earrape voice chat like 1.6

#

so

spare venture
#

I never played 1.6 ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

#

Only css

quasi valley
#

easy, queueing on European servers will give you 80% Russian people anyways

zealous wedge
spiral robin
#

@zealous wedge @quasi valley aPES_Cuddle

zealous wedge
#

hi aber :3

meager tusk
#

new patch buffed mountains

spiral robin
#

r/outside

meager tusk
#

but it also buffed this weird virus so..

zealous wedge
#

rip

spare venture
#

Shut up

meager tusk
#

hoping the devs get around to fixing it

spare venture
meager tusk
#

Ok

#

go to your minecraft server

#

make a new texture or something

spare venture
#

no

stiff yarrow
#

Has it really been 1 year in quarantine already nossrptsd

zealous wedge
#

not until the 20th for me lol

meager tusk
#

not for me

#

i've been going to school since october ๐Ÿ˜”

stiff yarrow
#

Oof

spare venture
#

Quarantine was never really a thing in my state, maybe for a few weeks

wraith trail
#

current implementation tries a bit and then just falls back to favicon.ico

spare venture
#

Why does the cat have a tentacle coming out from behind it

mossy vessel
prisma orchid
#

Nice waking up today

#

To my whole server

#

Burned down

#

Legit burned down

#

In ovh data center

quick pasture
spare venture
#

no

quick pasture
#

bru

wraith trail
#

no way to go out

spare venture
#

yay I copied the text

wraith trail
#

I mean sure your ban from my perspective seemed a bit ehh but not like this

spare venture
#

I will now know the truth

#

Water drink girl was banned?

cosmic raft
#

yes

spare venture
#

Damn I go out of town and miss the juicy drama

#

Well, it sounds like it was a good decision if thatโ€™s the reaction

#

In hindsight

left swift
#

I bet it was 5G that burned down ovh datacenter

spare venture
#

The real way to react is to complain in Zโ€™s DMs

#

Haha they called it an โ€œextraordinary event or circumstance that was beyond the control of both partiesโ€

left swift
#

Party can u wish me luck we play our final match of the season tonight and if we win we secure playoffs spot

spare venture
#

Good luck

left swift
#

Thanks we win now

spare venture
#

Wish me luck on this flight because Iโ€™ve flown like 6000 miles in the past 3 days

#

And Iโ€™m getting tired

left swift
#

Good luck

#

Use train next time

spare venture
#

Thank

#

Train would take forever

#

No more internet bye

left swift
#

Vote for me for president and I'll put trains in the water fountains

worn ember
#

WOW

unreal quarry
#

vote for me for president and i'll make all your dreams come true

worn ember
#

MORE WOW

left swift
#

Vote me for president and every Tuesday you get to sleep in an extra hour

worn ember
#

wtf more sleep?

#

i already sleep 8 hours

restive thicket
#

If you really think you got banned unfairly: https://forms.gle/UzQcDUMTZF9vUf7P8

#

Making alts will not help your cause.

twin lagoon
#

<@&748618676189528155>

vestal jasper
#

Jury finds you guilty

restive thicket
#

I told you got to get a retrial.

worn ember
#

ur really digging your own grave here m8

twin lagoon
#

@restive thicket pepelove

restive thicket
#

Hello, Michael! :)

#

Anyone know what the deal was with that guy?

twin lagoon
#

how's geyser proxy ip forwarding

vestal jasper
#

@twin lagoon HR_BlobLove

worn ember
#

best not to ask

#

dude got banned, been making alts all day to "appeal" his case

#

if it was fair or not idk, i wasnt here

potent fossil
#

ah, waterdrink? i took a nap and come back to them trying desparately to get back in

worn ember
#

lmao

grand pewter
#

if he doesn't want to fill out the form there's probably not much that can be done for the guy

#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

wraith trail
#

ban seems more and more fair as time goes on

restive thicket
potent fossil
#

they used fake pronouns as a joke meanwhile having had warnings and it was their 2nd ban so. seems fair 2 me. ban is like 4 hrs ago so you can go find if necessary shrug_animated

worn ember
#

Geyser, floodgate
Is there a new trend on the roll?

twin lagoon
worn ember
#

are all periodic table elements taken already? pepe_run

restive thicket
#

Nah, it's not a Fabric mod, and this started back in like 2019. It's supposed to fit in with the water theme of Bukkit, Spigot, etc.

wraith trail
#

oh second ban never mind what I said earlier

worn ember
#

am just messing

restive thicket
#

lol ok

worn ember
#

simple, you ever had turtlesoup?

potent fossil
#

i have not

worn ember
#

oh

#

you sound like a turtlesoup guy

potent fossil
#

I'd probably eat it

worn ember
#

i heard its pretty gud

#

my name is Giorgio but my friends call me Giorgy

lyric oak
#

How BIG is a fully generated minecraft world

#

File size*

warm anchor
#

3 millions by 3 million?

#

You should find out

lyric oak
#

fully generated ๐Ÿ™‚

#

10t?

#

20t?

#

512tb?

warm anchor
#

The size varies depend on where you set the world border...

#

Yes

#

It varies depend on your world border

#

You still havenโ€™t answer my question how big are you generating

#

Yeah itโ€™s gonna take years

#

I hope you are not serious. No one actually done that

#

You will need more

wraith trail
#

You're joking right

warm anchor
#

It will bottleneck on your CPU anyway I hope you ainโ€™t serious

#

Xeon core OMEGALUL

#

It will take you 167 years with 250 chunk per second to finish your generation

#

I hope you are trolling and I am done with this conversation

#

Annnnnnd he deleted the message FacePalm

worn ember
#

@warm anchor wanna generate some green W's intead

warm anchor
#

Smh my head. Howโ€™s ded today?

worn ember
#

am alright

#

handed in a paper on time for a change

warm anchor
#

Lol nice

worn ember
#

hows mr weeb

warm anchor
#

Weeb modCheck

worn ember
#

bruh as if you arent

warm anchor
#

Not bad just chilling phosyawn

worn ember
#

guess the replay burned up

#

its been requesting for a minute xD

lyric oak
#

I don't think it would be efficient transfer to download a fully generated world

worn ember
#

u dont say

lyric oak
#

nor move, other then the whole drives together

spare venture
#

Just generate the world in parallel

worn ember
#

@warm anchor omg we just won the game against a tryhard puck smurf

#

dude went two rapiers, mars managed to kill him (first death of the game btw) we got 2 rapiers and then defended the base for an hours with 1 melee racks left

#

god that felt good

warm anchor
#

nice. Long game could be annoying though lol

untold copper
#

minecraft discord be like

worn ember
#

yeah it was annoying lol

#

totally worth it tho

cunning raft
#

any channel in that server is worse than paper general

warm anchor
#

but Snoopa can find a lot more people of his age there

untold copper
#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

worn ember
#

@warm anchor bruh wtf is today

#

had to play against wk, tinker, bristle and techies omegalol

magic river
#

Hump day

#

Oh god a techies game, there goes your whole night

worn ember
#

i'll hump your sock

magic river
#

Both because it ruins your mood and because it takes your whole night

worn ember
#

2 techies games in a row man lol

#

2 games in 2.5hours

magic river
#

Sounds like Chinese dota

worn ember
#

more like ruski doto

#

but yeah there goes my night

#

its 4am now

modest path
worn ember
#

you heard me

spare venture
#

And that offends me

worn ember
#

cry about it barty

spare venture
#

What game is it

worn ember
#

dota ofc

unkempt drift
#

quick, I need a plugin jar that hard depends on another plugin

worn ember
#

Doesn't holographic displays depend on protocol lib

unkempt drift
#

hmm lets see

#

nah softdepend

worn ember
#

Hmm

unkempt drift
#

ugh, I guess I'll just make one quick

worn ember
#

Yeah can't really think of one

unkempt drift
#

yeah, that was my problem...

cunning raft
#

plugins handle themselves usually to improve messaging

worn ember
#

Maybe some essentials addons?

#

Don't they hard depend on essentials

unkempt drift
#

wait, people don't use the plugin.yml depend/softdepend?

#

GRRRR

#

gotta make that editable then on Hangar

worn ember
#

Uh. They should

#

Otherwise they depend on load order

unkempt drift
#

maybe I misunderstood JRoy's comment

cunning raft
#

most people don't use depend is what i meant

unkempt drift
#

oh, they use softdepend to know the order

#

gotcha

#

ok, the required checkbox can be editable then

worn ember
#

Soft depend and then disable without

#

So they can handle error messages

unkempt drift
#

yeah ok, makes sense

cunning raft
#

yeah i would say make items in depend non-toggleable but items in soft-depend marked as a depend

buoyant pagoda
#

Where do I post suggestions for Paper?
Pls @mention me if you know.

unkempt drift
#

feature requests can go in the issue tracker

#

.issues

limber knotBOT
buoyant pagoda
#

Anywhere on Discord, or only there?

unkempt drift
#

If you post it on discord, it just gets lost

#

best to have one place for stuff like that

buoyant pagoda
#

Oh, K. ๐Ÿ˜€

buoyant pagoda
muted barn
#

oof

potent fossil
#

lol

warm anchor
upper flicker
#

Wonโ€™t ever happen before a hard fork

muted barn
#

go team hard fork

untold copper
#

its not that easy

potent fossil
#

i pretty much replied that on the issue, but after hard fork im not really for or against it shrug_animated depends how it's implemented ig

upper flicker
#

๐Ÿ‘