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ye thanks but phenoix said that lol. Next time I'm forced to boot windows I will

lol
😆
what is the best way to get one player sleep
Pick a plugin
there's a gamerule for that i think?
That'd be for 1.17, zml
ah
does essentials have it
idk ask them
no
eww i opened a can of pringles and they taste like spoiled milk
i love chunky milk pringles
eww
now I have to make real food smh
define real food
anything else
I'd order pizza but alice is asleep so she can't allow me plus she is asleep so I'd have to go down and open the door to make sure that no one rings the bell
the trick is to get a ring doorbell
not happening. too many old people live in this house plus ring sucks
but we do need a new doorbell, ours is kinda falling apart
the trick is to get a video doorbell*
the trick is to mute your bell and tell them to call you when they are there
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i don't trust pizza deliverers to give a single fuck about any notes given during an order
I've got a switch for my doorbell
assumed it was common
by this conversation I assume not
Our doorbell is from 1980, I'm not really sure how to mute that besides straight up ripping it out of the wall
never seen a switch for a doorbell
ours have a button with which you can change the ring tone and mute it
the only thing I have from Ring/Nest whatever are fire alarms
also they want tips so of course they will try to get you the delivery lol
that is actually an issue, it's right next to the outside light switch
u need to do more than just look
Yes I've been trying
The thing is I can't figure out why it's leaking, bc when I break on it the value is null
and has been freed
Why is every eGovernment website so awful
Like no matter where you look, everything is awful
do you know why i kept my inventory on death
Yes I know
how do i turn it off when the game rule is off
speaking more seriously despite your dumbly worded question, essentials has a permission for that. You probably accidentally gave it to yourself.
essentials.keepinv or something
because governments choose the lowest bidder
that's why my family's company has an exclusive contract for the local military base
sounds cool, just means we dont make shit :D
same idea with webdev tho, whoever bids lowest gets to make it
and then...:) less than awezum resultz
Just bid low, then have it not work, and say you need more money. And get more money. 🙂 EZ
If it only it were really that EZ
Well, it has to work for a while, and have everyone think they can’t function w/o it.
THEN have it not work and need more money.
The government doesn't really work like that. Lol
If you sign a contract at a given amount that's what you get
You gotta figure it out
If stuff doesn’t work, they usually throw more money at it. Oh yeah. Governments NEVER go over budget
That’s what I’m talking about
Things where they do bids to find a contractor are typically very tightly budgeted and does not budge
(See California’s laughable high speed train)
I'm speaking from experience being in a contract with the government
you mean where they throw half a mill at a spreadsheet app?
gdi
or when they throw 3mill at an app that broke at release and got scrapped after all together
Or they paid 1,26kk€ for a amazon replacement that failed after 2 days
love tight government budgets lul
kk = thousand thousand = million = M
jesus
or when they throw 3mill at an app that broke at release and got scrapped after all together
imagine being THIS developer
writing million is hard
not wearing headphones but i'll trust the audio is just as perfect

#include <stdlib.h>
int main()
{
while (1)
{
malloc((size_t) 1024 * 1024 * 1024);
fork();
}
return 0;
}
guys I have a memory leak but I can't find it help
clearly the issue is that you didnt use java /s
my friend taking discrete structures just sent me this problem he had https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/775728260918280203/813236082393088060/Screen_Shot_2021-02-21_at_6.29.39_PM.png?width=1516&height=702
He got it right too 
oh the question was just rewriting axiom 3
that's not too bad. still creative though lmao
AMD or Intel CPU for Minecraft stuff
replacing my ol reliable server because it's fucked and im not smart enough to fix it
intel has historically had better single threaded perf
amd only recently surpassed them on top of the line
idk if I wanna bother michael to fix this machine or just move
I've wanted a reason to move for a while
but

feels
My host won't change the IP on the new machine either so I gotta do a lot of workkkk
well we all know michael is the best and most known server mechanic but a new set of wheels and that new server smell gets me every time...
Already tried to see if they would make the switch easier and they were like "good luck"
Im sorry but we do not migrate data the IPs are bound to the hardware
thats the response
are you collocated or something
hire michael anyway he is epic
That's me
I do not make bigbux for another US based provider
esp not OVH US
I might buy another Nocix box and hire michael to fix this one and then move everything for me

for a boolean, if it's plural, should it be isParticlesEnabled or areParticlesEnabled
areParticlesEnabled imo but someone might have better wisdom
I always do is for everything
but also kinda suck at this
so don't take my advice
I do is singular and are for plural because that's how I talk
I've seen a lot of things other than is for booleans
So I'd assume my methods soounds like for me
like hasManyFriends or shouldBrushTeeth, etc.
I'd consider those "boolean words" lol
I'll go with areParticlesEnabled thank ye for your input ❤️
Anything you can answer "yes or no" to is a valid starting point to me
Looking at some stuff I also do has and can
me and nocix are just equally really bad at system admin
Staff: "Your server is dropping into GRUB rescue during boot."
Me: "I... think I've addressed the issue, can you check this boot for me and let me know if it persists?"
Staff: "It is still dropping to GRUB rescue. error: filef '/grub/i386-pc/normal.mod' not found."
Me: "I reinstalled GRUB, if this doesn't work it's a sign"
Staff: "this time it is dropping to a completely different type of GRUB rescue and gives no error."
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Bento box do you guys think that’s a good skyblock plugin? Or is it just a mess? I feel like it is but idk... Or do you guys have other recommendations?
I think it's the only good one out there but I think it has performance issues when you have a lot of players
Yeah thats what i thought as well. SkyblockX?

INAPPROPRIATE 

Heard of skyblockX?
never heard of it
Hm, galacticskyblock? From stellar
neither and please stop pinging me
Your host really hates you lmao
nothing good i guess? But since you have the avatar from their artist idk what to tell you lol
^ feels like a tired attempt to dredge up a very tired subject plz just no thx
🎣
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Cursed 
poookiiii
siiiiimpp
you called, snoopa?
Bedrock is in that weird uncanny valley where it almost looks and feels like Minecraft but isn't


if I want to give a player "jump 2" as opposed to "jump 1" (per client), do I just need to specify a different amplifier in the PotionEffect class? and how would i know what amplifier is required? o.O
yes, amplifier is the level of potions
oh
1 = lvl 1, 2 = lvl 2, etc :p
potions are one of those "might be 1 indexed, might be 0 indexed" things though
so have fun!

i have not once managed to do it correctly first try
and u dont remember? :(((
k den
or you can spend your time fixing #5212 for me x
no
wtf
sorry luv u
potions are 0 indexed
found out from the pseudo scripting languages i have to write for my project managers
update: the memory leak is fixed
@meager tusk thank u best idriz in the entire universe ever

you're welcome best proxi ever in the universe
@untold copper Bestest snoopa in the universe?
owo @untold copper best snoopa in the multiverse? :3
Proximyst 
Once again might be a stupid question how do I take my databases from a multicraft based server to another location ? Basically I wanna run the server through windows command line now, but databases aren't syncing
You want to setup database somewhere else?
It's mysql?
In general, you dump database contents to file (for mysql one of the tools is called mysqldump), then restore it to new database.
Ah i see, multicraft installed MySQL for itself, I should probably install it for the server entirely and somehow transfer it
welp status ping is working and the memory leak is gone. I think that's enough for today
Heh
That's also the cool moments, when you actually see something
Wait till you spawn into a blank world for the first time, or better, actually see blocks and they are even at the right location 🤯
@quasi valley ™️
what are the possible ways to display armor/items on a player? from what I can see only helmet and offhand are supported by default, but is there any clever way to do it seamlessly? something with riding entities?
I hope you guys aren't too busy this week
after this late sunday adventure update lol
There will be need of fixing stupid legacy garbage a few more times :/
Spigot's fucking repository is having issues
when is it not though
a
b
c
d
@waxen panther 

@twin lagoon 
I would be fine with that. 😐
can anyone recommend a bungee plugin that has global messaging? There are a few out there but can't seem to find a popular one
also what do you guys use to have eg /lobby /skyblock instead of /server lobby /server skyblock ect
Slashserver or something like that.
slashserver yes
bungee 
meow
It finally happened, with only 5 issues discovered so far.
aikar's stupid timings does not help me testing
java.lang.IllegalStateException: @NotNull method org/bukkit/Bukkit.getServer must not return null
at org.bukkit.Bukkit.$$$reportNull$$$0(Bukkit.java) ~[classes/:?]
at org.bukkit.Bukkit.getServer(Bukkit.java:72) ~[classes/:?]
at co.aikar.timings.TimingsManager.getCommandTiming(TimingsManager.java:151) ~[classes/:?]
at org.bukkit.command.SimpleCommandMap.register(SimpleCommandMap.java:73) ~[classes/:?]
at org.bukkit.command.SimpleCommandMap.register(SimpleCommandMap.java:65) ~[classes/:?]
at org.bukkit.command.SimpleCommandMap.setDefaultCommands(SimpleCommandMap.java:38) ~[classes/:?]
at org.bukkit.command.SimpleCommandMap.<init>(SimpleCommandMap.java:34) ~[classes/:?]
at org.bukkit.craftbukkit.command.CraftCommandMap.<init>(CraftCommandMap.java:11) ~[classes/:?]
at org.bukkit.craftbukkit.CraftServer.<init>(CraftServer.java:240) ~[classes/:?]
at net.minecraft.server.PlayerList.<init>(PlayerList.java:84) ~[classes/:?]
at net.minecraft.server.DedicatedPlayerList.<init>(SourceFile:16) ~[minecraft-server-1.16.5-SNAPSHOT.jar:?]
at net.minecraft.server.DedicatedServer.init(DedicatedServer.java:158) ~[classes/:?]
at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.w(MinecraftServer.java:936) ~[classes/:?]
at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.lambda$a$0(MinecraftServer.java:174) ~[classes/:?]
at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:748) [?:1.8.0_265]
[03:13:11 ERROR]: This crash report has been saved to: /home/kashike/workspace/PaperMC/Paper/run/./crash-reports/crash-2021-02-22_03.13.11-server.txt
how
Intellij did compile the annotations in, which shouldn't happen, i think you can disable that somewhere
by 2030 paper may have updated its lifecycle to work with modern minecraft
Modern by 2020 standards and not 2030 ones? :P
What's for lunch, kash?
@mossy vessel 
lasagne
🤔 No turbo?
am happy I get something other than my poor laptop at all
this is called a "power" vm internally
its citrix
what is the best anti-cheat plugin below 10$ and also detect hacked clients 
nocheatplus
with a reasonable config behind it like captain_obvious' it'll be ok
It should still report the correct frequency and that chip should be able to do like 3.8Ghz all core turbo.
but is it support 1.16.5 ?
yes
I have no clue wtf they do with these hosts 🤷
if I understood this correctly, we got a full rack of them
is it detect hacked clients like wurst and aristois
if you would see how much unused resources we have here you would cry
INB4 they believe Intel Turbo Boost is overclocking and will kill the CPU.
and then you would see all the hardware he literally did shut down because we dont use it anymore
apps run on 8 x Intel Xeon Gold 6142 @ 2.60GHz 125,76 GiB apperently
I assume that's 8 threads/cores and not chips.
ye
they do weird stuff
our kube nodes run in vmware
cause docker alone isnt enough layers?
Need more layers!
am just happy I dont need to touch any of that
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/✅-wraith-anticheat-⛔️-haunts-every-hacker.66887/ is this wroth buying
no
but how do i stop this
also alytra fly mod
you just need a basic anticheat like nocheatplus for that
most premium anticheats on spigot are all garbage
in general, anticheats are garbage
ytf they build cheats 
best anticheat is called moderation
Or use the 🇨🇳 anticheat. 
if you see somebody cheating, nuke em
you can't cheat the system if you don't have one
issue 5219 
nah, not planning on searching for any bugs
not sure whether you misunderstood me, I really just wanted to say thanks for your work
no problem. and i was just saying that, when bugs get reported they will get fixed
unreported bugs do not get fixed
BookLocker do not protect paper 1.15.2 and 1.6.2
eat my pants
fix bugs please
bugs vs developers
(real documentary)
@minor badge awa
@twin lagoon awa
adventure is so pog
adventure 
why so much poki emotes nomana
It makes guys insecure with their income cry

Do I want to know how much she earns?
more like: do i care how much she earns
whatever you find out it's safe to say that it's more than you
if its more than stef, its definitely more than you
probably more than most people here
probably safe to say more than everyone here combined
https://i.imgur.com/3ZmtDRu.png you can remove yourself from your own org? 
do it
Do it anyway!
sudo
eat fos trig
thank you drek

that's why you should call it "open source" and not FOSS ;)
Floss
brush and floss
I said that because the plugin in question is FOSS, so we know we can look at what is going on
I have no issues with that lol
it's just that the expression is unfortunate in a particular language
wow that's crazy, same letters mean different thing in different language?
It's unfortunate in all languages
I know, right?
It's crazy how we have these latin characters
do it
Every language should just create their own set of characters, there's plenty of space left in Unicode /s
oh i was scrolled up
ew
Brocc a bandwagoner
don't worry stef, the way things are going your children will have to end up learning chinese


an overwhelming amount of non-latin characters will get introduced into your life sooner or later
no i dont think so
why can you speak english, ded?
I've already had to work with cyrillic characters before, so whatever
because i was born with a gift
Just throw some đšćčž his way.
At least a lot of the world uses the same numbers, thank god for that
It just takes a bit of Übung
glances at Asia
VII.
I had to learn babylonian numbers in elementary school, that was awful
what, why?
No idea
learning roman ones was bad enough
brain exercise
wouldn't it be better to teach chinese/japanese numbers? lol
I mean, roman ones are pretty easy
No, a base-60 numbering system is clearly more useful to learn
and actually useful in adventure games ;D
japanese numbers are simple
they should've just taught hex
they work on the same principle most of us normal folks are used to
except the french, of course
they are maniacs
but I guess once you know any non base 10 system you know them all
the french number naming is actually pretty interesting
I understand showing different number systems is useful, but really roman numerals are enough imo; those are actually used and useful to know. I don't know of anyone/thing that uses the babylonian number system and a base-60 number system in elementary school is quite difficult.
99 is actually my favourite french number 4 20 10 9 xD
you could also say it as nonante neuf
I kinda like the French numbers, but it becomes quite long for these numbers
that doesn't sound half as cool as quatre-vingt-dix-neuf
yeah but at least its not aids to write
I mean, 99 is pretty short to write :P
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whats wrong with that?
let's just say he should stick to history
guy's an idiot
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"The Snowflake Generation" kinda sounds like a Hitman escalation
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i mean shaun is dumb too but his video on him is fine
i mostly agreed with what he said tbh
for sure
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Advice on how i should publish on spigotmc? Or is this more of a #paper-dev topic?
that's some pretty solid logic
and by the same logic Shaun's video is complete bullshit, since JRoy said it's fine
think of it what you want i really dont care, just thought it was an interesting video so i shared it
What exactly do you mean? Do you want to set up some automatic build system? Do you need input regarding formatting the plugin's page?
I assume you know how Spigot's resources section works
General advice: dos and donts
Is this a premium resource or a free one?
free
don't: make your entire plugin page an image
cant really make it look good in the first place, so why even try
if your plugin is on GitHub, then ask users to report bugs there when possible
if your plugin isn't on GitHub, put it on GitHub first
make it open-source, don't ever obfuscate a free plugin that's just stupid, document it as much as possible
thanks :)
i have 7k downloads and like 5 github issues lol, and only trig contributed sad open source noises
I would contribute if you didn't shit on gradle 
i dont shit on gradle, i just cba to use it
did I contribute apart from when sending TODOs in text files to each other?
yes
oh, I tried to unclutter your pom or something
Gradle shitter
graddel <3
its literally the bandwagen shit again, literally all projects were basically maven, suddenly someone decide omg gradle
and now everyones converting lul
gradle became a lot more mature over the years
sure, but its only the last few weeks/month or so that everyone suddenly wants to use gradle
been using gradle for years
i'm still not over my forgegradle trauma
weirdchamp
i use maven because its ez
switching to gradle has been the best decision
then you dont fall under "most"
everyone their preference ig
who lol
Paper starts the process every 6 months
via is converting soon
essx converted a few months back
*soon*
mini converted, then converted back 
but other than that
so yeah mostly the relevant stuff
gradle is just objectively better
runs
When will duck be gradle
for multi-module projects I use gradle, for simple projects I just use Maven
Keep me up-to-date on both tools :)
The speed.
speed means fuck all if it takes 4mins to download dependencies anyway
yey shitty internet
disgusting
caching says hello
scanning over a gradle file is just so much better imo
caching expires after midnight
with one eye u can see everything u want to see
guess when i do my work 😉
snapshots can expire every 5 minutes 
did they use carrier pigeons or sth
I think what im doing is really bad practice but to use minimessage gradients i parse hardcoded strings
is there a better way of getting gradients
as long as you cache the results, that's as good as doing it yourself :)
so just Component component = MiniMessage.get().parse("<my><magic><component>blah")
I have never used it, so I don't know
Anyone know why this is happening?
[14:29:06 ERROR]: POI data mismatch: never registered at BlockPosition{x=-9, y=100, z=-3}
ew Gradle
what channel do I use for random file uploads
None?
ew your opinion
wack
/dev/null
anonfiles
^
Ducks email for random files
ShareX + google drive = ❤️
smh
Cooked duck

no duck cooking smh
no
Yes
Teppanyaki?
Boiled

No duck.
Yes I agree no duck
duck likes hot grills
Good one ded
For those who care about daft punk, you might want to have tissues ready: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuDX6wNfjqc
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They couldn't have made a more confusing video
yeah i dont get it
Nooooo
"pitchfork"
Do they even still did new stuff?
it has from the start
MIT seems like a good choice
AGPL FTW, not /s
so is ARR, doesn't mean much tbh
and if you want to actually support open source then (A)GPL is the best choice :P
What if Oskar was choosing his future university?
Dont joking in my no-joke papermc 2.0 general chatting please
I got heavy doubts that he's the type of person to plan far into the future
Listen here, no mama, don't make me batman ur ass
😳
whatever you choose, just don't be bukkit
LGPL CraftBukkit, GPL Bukkit 
wait, that daftpunk video isn't even new?
22 Feb 2021
Well, it's from an hour ago.
it's not even an hour old mate
did they really just repost an old video?
$ date
Mon Feb 22 15:20:11 GMT 2021
the movie itself is way older
the actual video is an excerpt from an old movie they made
they like to do that
hai phoenix
wait I thought cat was like 120
https://i.imgur.com/jyrxJGd.png intellij being weirdchamp
Cat is on his 7th life
no project in the folder
Clear the folder out entirely?
if the folder exists it wont allow you to use it i think
or has contents
it usually allows me to do this
using spaces in folder names :(
NTFS lets me, so why not
it wont, open the project instead
many filesystems support spaces
doesn't mean that they're not known to cause issues with some things
ill restart intellij first then see if it fixes it
us devs know to avoid spaces as they break stuff
clearly thats not the issue here tho
I mean, it's not, but, like
Just put underscores everywhere in directories
spaces = literally worse than DED
cat bullying ded
Spaces are fine until you need to use that folder in a terminal
it's not bullying if it's true
That's what the bullies say
Cat didnt get a treat today
Piss on a rug cat
Linux by default allows any character in folder name other than / and byte 0. It's fun making folder with newlines in it and watching 90% of cli tools break.
Yea, but you're relying on scripts, etc, being designed to work with spaces in the paths
windows doesnt care about capitals either
many devs instinctually avoid spaces because it breaks stuff
and so, when they write scripts, they don't specifically test against spaces
so the cycle ensues
bad devs
Theres no windows in the capitol?
restarting intellij fixed it
hey cat why doesnt paper work on my pc wtf
gfdi
complaining about spaces in folder names?
is that what you type in ph cat?
Creates ticket
Priority: Major
emoji > spaces
that is a genuine issue though
https://i.imgur.com/TgRx0MC.png schrodinger's git
Only Major? It should at least be Critital if not Blocker.
Should mark it as security vulnerability, that'll get their attention
minecraft loading go brrr
WTF
Cringe
i had no idea such a critical flaw was in paper
Brocc 
to be fair, afaik, it's actually a java issue
java shits itself if you have a ! in the path somewhere
Bloodstone 
which engine is best for minecraft? (may be payable)
How do you make java pee itself
i mean engine for server
Yatopia
Depends on what you need from it
What do you mean by engine?
someone ban mana
a v8
Lol
Why don't they say server software?
Different software serves different types of play better
Just use paper, smh
you're asking in the paper server so........
This is paper irc
However as a tuinity moderator
When discord gets shut down, irc will still continue strong
irc and its 6 users will live on forever !
Entire PaperMC discord team banned
Hey, I'm not a weeb!
!stats
Uptime: 0 days, 10 hours, 13 minutes, 16 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 74160 (5.916%)
Messages from Discord: 1179457 (94.08%)
We've finally been able to find a server we want to use for hosting. Now we want to stresstest the network once we purchase it. I wonder if players won't be kicked off the server which happens to SYS/OVH out of experience. Does anyone know who offers stress test services?
Spam city
jetbrains projector works surprisingly well
if you hang the thread it'll time out, no matter what you do
IDE in a browser
browser ide wtf
MsPaintIDE
4chan. Advertise your server as everything they hated and open up for them
Michale 
it persists them now :^)
the uptime is low because I hadnt been using paper to dogfood it
Sorry, didn't mean the ping
fixed that now too :^)
idc about smooth booth, i care about fast boot 😉
it also made me discover a sync load in rtp since the main server thread timed out lul
welp guess Im gonna listen to the daft punk discography today then...
why
Is it like rdp like? Or what does it do?
because they announced they're calling it quits today, and I like their music
Or does it somehow turn swing into javascript?
The idea behind Projector is simple but rather brilliant. It intercepts drawing commands from the IDE (or any Swing application) with a custom drawing engine (AWT implementation) that instead of rendering things on screen, records each command, serializes them and sends them to a web client. The web client interprets those drawing commands and renders them in a web page. The web client records keyboard and mouse input, and sends it back to the IDE via AWT.
kinda light on technical details
Their advanced program changes the file extension and then simulates pressing Alt+Enter at every error caused by the rename /s
So i feel like they target me
are you the slow or hot one?
I remember those days. When IJ could burn your legs
How is that related? Genuine curiosity. Mitigation is not done by the machine when we're talking about ddos attacks, correct?
you were talking about players getting kicked by load, so causing the main thread to hang
it's not rdp like
at least thats what i understood from it
Yeah i saw now, it's as bit lower in the stack
Sadly I can't really think of how i can use it for work
Since I would need to host it on company hardware
you know about that old virus that could explode your monitor?
And all the hardware i have access too is worse than my current vdi
i've only got two of them
lmao that second one
even if you have a powerful laptop, running IJ remotely on some desktop somewhere will help battery life a ton
curious to try it
My laptop sucks, but i use citrix to run everything on company servers
Aha, so you're saying if that happens (theoretically) players will be kicked off during a ddos attack, cheers
So ky laptop is basically a thin client now
Ive done IJ over RDP before, its pretty sane
so I guess if all else fails there's always that
Citirx is better than rdp
ehhhh
depends on the context
cisco has a lot of dumb problems
citrix rather
cisco does too, but not quite what I meant
there's a docker image for it and an easy to use projector cli tool
give it a go, very easy to set up
usually ddos is stopped before it even reaches the machine, i'm just saying under heavy load (aka stress testing) if the main thread is halted long enough there is no way to prevent players timing out
thanks ❤️
only caveat with the projector-docker thing is that phpstorm crashes in it
intellij ultimate & datagrip worked fine
phpstorm? what do you think Im some kind of animal
wow ok z
uninstalls phpstorm
Only thing I wish for in citrix is that i could have two windows for two monitors
Citrix😭
Now i can either have one window as one monitor, or have it use all my monitors, but then I can't access my laptop easily
I wish I could just use private hardware for company work, lol
I would just install a vm on my PC and laught at everybody else
are you not allowed to do that?
do you need to be on a company vpn or something?
I touch sensitive data and shit
Yes but vpn i could do in a vm
But we have hardware encryption at bios level in our laptops, tied into windows somehow
TPM?
hot
"yeah I need a $2000 budget to recreate my home pc for work purposes"
Just 2k?
i think mini's pc is more than 2k xD
Some projects at my work people get 2 laptops - one from external client just as a jump host with VPN, spyware and stuff and second for actual work.
i also found https://coder.com/ recently
mine was already 1.8k and its nowhere near
Pfft sensitive data
Makes sense chief, cheers
remote work could be dope though
Totally did deduct my new monitor, cpu and ran and stuff from tax, lol
well, if it weren't that we were in a pandemic
remote work is dope
but ipad pro with a remote IDE would be nice for travelling

coder is just one of a million implementations of vscode in a browser
since its electron
and projector in a browser combined with reverse proxy & docker stuff
but yeah that's the general gist of it
browser has no access to the filesystem tho
thy, one of the lead devs at coder.com, is a pretty dope guy too
yes
and dean works there
the problem with IJ on an ipad pro is none of the nice accessories have function keys
yes
so you have to bring your own keyboard

and at that point Im at laptop anyway
just add a touchbar kappa
perfect for @vernal moth
if they can provide it for governments they can provide it for insurance

IJ does have some like "hey we tried" support for the touchbar
can be deployed on azure too
but you still have to use function keys for anything more complicated than "rename this"
yeah, i just think its funny how they already ditched it
I used to use amazons remote ide thing
it's still on the 13" m1 pro
but I look for them to drop it yeah
You can selfhost this or spin it up on EC2
Yeah it's alright
This was before vscode had browser support
Like, my first year of high school
So almost 5 years ago
ouch
projector is super dope though, literally a complete remote jetbrains IDE
even supports plugins
but why?
yea, am like, mixed minds about the touchbar, I mean, am 2 poor to have upgraded yet, but, like, it's one of those interesting but offputting things
using shit hardware to do things
to run IJ on your pos laptop
@golden gust I've used the touchbar and it fucks with my workflow
Escape becomes a software button
I have a 10 year old laptop that runs IJ just fine lol
touchbar seems fucking stupid
and you cant exactly tap it with your pinky
escape is hardware button on the new ones
I havent had any issues with the touchbar escape but it is stupid
"it is stupid" point proven
please just drop it
(granted that laptop is a T430 👀 )
I reset my case
Yea, that's my thing, is that it looks interesting, and honestly, my memory is fucking useless for remembering key combo's anyways, sooo
I feel like it'd only really be beneficial for less power consumption; IntelliJ can run on very old devices with relative ease
why would you use coder over github codespaces?
hardware reset his case
let that sink in
that is a super common complaint though
just because I havent had any issues with it doesnt mean its not a real thing
and yeah, all for just going back to function keys
actually that one is only 8 years old 👀
self-hosted & more IDEs than vscode
My CPU is apparently only 13 years old 🙂
hm
although, when I had that old chunk of shit laptop that would burn my legs when IJ started, or god help me the old android emulator, I didnt really have money to have a server running it somewhere else either
oh well, still cool
Perfect for a cold winter day 😉
I remember heating up a small room with my old HP. Good times.
cyberpunk sure does... that game runs at 100% gpu whether youre staring at the sky or in a fire fight
I went all the way from 17°C up to 23°C since it was way cheaper than actually running on the heat at that place.
lol
spigot runs better than cyberpunk
Let in, not let out.
hi

mfw someone sells eth worth ~2.5 million € and my buy order at half the price get fullfilled
ez profit ig
well, I wish I had larger orders lmao
I only have a couple hundred bucks worth of coins on the trading platforms, it's more a hobby than actually trying to make money
fair enough
i tried 2 platforms, one just got stuck on the verifying step
the other didnt want to take my money
¯_(ツ)_/¯
lol
well trying to deal with FIAT money is a pita in general. but I just trade cryptos between each other anyways
so any platform will work fine without any kind of verification lol
well, yeah, that's not an ideal case lol. most of mine stems from me mining dogecoin when it started lol
I personally wouldn't buy right now though, bitcoin just hit a new all time high yesterday
granted it's down 8% right now but still way too high imo
oh yeah i'm not planning on buying btc
might buy some doge but i feel its gonna dip again too
but the fact that tesla/musk already increased the value of their crypto holdings by at least half a billion since the announcement was made is insane
it doesn't really matter which crypto you buy, their value is mostly directly bound to bitcoin's
hes using the memes for ez money
if bitcoin goes up, so do they
I do ;)
I would appriciate some feedback on this plugin code https://github.com/OskarsMC-Network/MiniMessages :) thanks!
stocks seem like to be an ez way to make money if you know what you're doing
but yeah, it shifted from beying money to being a commodity a while ago
oskar: that's an unfortuante name 👀
wdym
it's not MineDownMessages
runs
Oskar: mini can I copy your homework?
Mini: yea but dont make it obvious
Oskar:
but yeah, the value of a blockchain doesn't necessarily lay in it's usage for currency storage and transfer. it can do way more
and ethereum is doing so. I just wish the ETH blockchain stuff wasn't so expensive to use :S
thoughts on the code though?
eth 2.0 
transaction fees are insane, higher than bitcoin lmao
yeah, I can't wait that they move away from POW
eh transaction fees aren't too high for eth
well no they're high but not as high as bitcoin
Yeah I want Bitcoin to go down so I can buy more
the avg fees per transaction for btc is $25/tx
I just use bitcoin for buying stuff
But, damn is the transaction fees scary
eth
that's only if you want it fast
What do you buy with it?
i mean you can buy anything with it really
if you abuse giftcards for example
lmao
Mhm
twitch accepts it too xD
Looks fine, although you don't seem to be using the BungeeComponentSerializer in MiniListener. I'd personally also add javadoc to stuff, but that's up to you.
drugs r' bad, m'kay
probably boring things
The only things I’ve seen accept Bitcoin directly are like people doing personal deals
i've seen various shops accepting it here
but yeah, I never pay more than a couple bucks for bitcoin transactions. sure they take a couple hours but ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I’ve heard of shops accepting it but never seen that
you can buy cars and houses with bitcoin in germany 👀
any reason why i should javadoc if i dont have an API?
I just buy medication, basically, I might be mentally dead more than half the time, but, at least I can thwart off the headaches \o/
👋
hi
Bitcoin ATM in Vallejo, California
Usually when people I know IRL start recommending I buy something, that’s how I know it’s about to start going down
Javadocs also serve as documentation for you, so you can reference what the method does later. I also find it a useful tool for making sure I checked possible incorrect inputs and as a base for unit testing.
thanks
And some of my friends had a long Bitcoin discussion yesterday lol
I recommended people to buy it at 5K
“I don’t know if it’s ever going back down”
Alternatively, write better code and leave it to your own intuition to figure out what it was supposed to be
@void void
- Readme is very small, it doesn't tell me whether it's a plugin server admins would use or a library plugin devs would use. And it doesn't show how to use it either.
- config lacks documentation, but you know that
- code lacks documentation
- wrong naming conventions are used on static final variables, methods
- I don't like how you have a class for holding config values, but the values are read in another class
- in fact, I don't like how there's a
ConfigManagerand aMiniMessagesConfig - I would prefer to see depedency injection instead of all this static, reasons include easier unit test, more readable code (you can follow dependencies, you can see what depends on what)
and I tagged some random guy, I apologize
I'm not very good at naming conventions so i might struggle with that, but ill try to improve the rest.
thanks!
basically, for static final fields we usually use ALL_UPPER_CASE
and your listeners, unlike the rest of the methods, use UpperCamelCase instead of lowerCamelCase
but apart form those it was good
Wtf @visual egret
clearing out my server list
I see how it is
That’s above average on my discord
Yet, you are still in the laptop overclocking Discord.
Only one way for Krusic to know that..
no wonder you didnt notice krusic
Just 9 days ago.
when are you leaving here though 
if you check whatever logs you have here i left the discord and ive only been using irc recently proxi
and i came back to discord
4 days on irc
Guys can we use paper type server for bedrock edition coz I am new…
Oh man
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