general

[topaz mortar]

oh yeah it doesn't.

[limber knot]

the only issue is that most vault provider plugins don't specify that they provide stuff

[worn ember]

i dont either

[limber knot]

and that you would ideally specify the full class path so that it doesn't conflict with plugins with the same name

(or other services with the same name)

but that's completely besides the point of the original issue: there is no need to load after a service providing plugin if you simply listen on the service register and unregister events

that way you even support dynamic plugin loading and unloading ;D

[topaz mortar]

provides:
  - "com.vault.Economy"
  - "com.vault.Chat"

And the on /providers <your-plugin-name> it lists the providers that are defined in yml. The plugin automatically disables if it is defined in yml but not registered onEnable?

Don't know the package name of vault.

[limber knot]

you simply depend on that provider name in your plugin.yml

"provides" is essentially just a name alias system

[vernal moth]

Ufffff, a friend of mine just started his dream job

iT at a giant brewery

[topaz mortar]

Ok, so more like the module system of Java 9+?

[limber knot]

wow

[vernal moth]

He gets 60L for free each month

Like wtf

Where do I sign?!

[limber knot]

rip his liver

[topaz mortar]

2 liter a day. uff that's a lot.

[limber knot]

it's not that much

but still

[vernal moth]

Well obviously he's expected to share, lol

[topaz mortar]

For one person it is enough. Imagine drinking 2 liters of beer on a daily basis.

[vernal moth]

And not everybody redeems everything

[limber knot]

I mean you don't have to drink it daily lol

[vernal moth]

There is a reason beer was considered liquid bread in the middle age ^^

[limber knot]

pretty sure there are tons of people that drink 10 bottles a night on weekends

(or at least used to pre-corona)

[topaz mortar]

And is declared as such in Bavaria, today.

[limber knot]

(and I'm pretty sure some of them were friends with me at some point 👀 )

[worn ember]

theres also a reason people didnt live past 40 in the middle ages 😉

[vernal moth]

I mean. I would lie to say i never done that before 😂

[worn ember]

weekends?

i have friends who drink that much during the week

[unreal quarry]

didnt noah live to be 900 something?

[vernal moth]

On carnival, i can easily drink 10 liter

[limber knot]

900 moon-years though 👀

[vernal moth]

A day

[worn ember]

the boat guy?

[topaz mortar]

Time for a MiniBrewer

[vernal moth]

For half a week straight

[worn ember]

brew your own

[vernal moth]

He's from bavaria ^^

Whenever he comes up here, am drunk even more often than normal 😂

[terse marsh]

Hey! Can you please recommend me a simple to use Shop Plugin for my 6yo? It needs to support trading (100 Stone -> 1 Diamond) and it should have a GUI. I don't mind paying for a Premium/Paid plugin. Thank you!

[tame pendant]

Player shops or admin shops?

[unreal quarry]

@terse marsh I use a shop plugin by the dev named Snowgears. its really simple to use ^_^

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/shop-a-simple-intuitive-shop-plugin.9628/

[terse marsh]

Any idea if it has integration with any other Economy plugins, like Vault?

[unreal quarry]

it does, but i havent used that part of it. i like my item based economy

[visual egret]

pog

my ip finally changed

time to make a new stack overflow account

[limpid comet]

ban evasion, nice

[tropic flame]

wtf have you done to get banned from stack overflow

[visual egret]

not ban evasion

[unreal quarry]

you were banned from asking questions.. making a new account to ask questions is evading that ban

smh

[vernal moth]

Why do you even want a stack overflow account? It's the most toxic community in our industry

[waxen panther]

mini

we dont need him asking anymore questions here

lets encourage him

[ashen cliff]

Just like most Github issues?

[waxen panther]

[acoustic solar]

where can i ask the support team a question?

[waxen panther]

paper-help

there is no support team though

[acoustic solar]

ty

[ashen cliff]

How to get anything done on Github,
Report a bug, get ignored for 1 month, make a bad PR and say it works for you, wait for someone else to tell you otherwise and finally fix it correctly.

[woven otter]

brocc is support team lead

ask him a question

[waxen panther]

yea me and camm are in charge of voice call supporting

[left swift]

Can u help me my voice call isnt calling

[mossy vessel]

😏

[wide chasm]

Shout out to the PR I have open for almost a year now

[ashen cliff]

That abomination above, is how we got someone to finally fix a bug in GP.

[limpid comet]

???

[warm anchor]

Wow Oskar I am telling your parent about your ban evasion

[limpid comet]

im in charge of monitoring brocc's and camm's customer service. please come to me if you have any complains

[left swift]

Report oskars new account

[ashen cliff]

I have some.

[worn ember]

Hello i'd like to report brocc for harrasment

[ashen cliff]

They never helped me out with my issues, and I'm very disappointed with that.

[left swift]

I dont have any complains but I have a biplane

[limpid comet]

sorry we actually aren't processing tickets from dums. i apologize for the inconvenience

[worn ember]

stupid quantum dev

[left swift]

Get compensation ded

[worn ember]

i want a refund

[limpid comet]

mad cuz bad

[worn ember]

tell that to your 5 users

[left swift]

[limpid comet]

my 5 users are combined smarter than all of ur users

i target the intelligent crowd

[ashen cliff]

Yet, they can't solve any of my issues.

[worn ember]

ur in the wrong community

[ashen cliff]

Always am, always was.

[left swift]

This community is only big enough for 50 rtp plugins

[limber knot]

👀

[limpid comet]

tbh i give up on quantum

[worn ember]

[limpid comet]

my other plugin got 1/2 of the downloads in like 2 days after release

[worn ember]

i think i'm at like 7k downloads now

[limber knot]

I should create a new random teleport plugin to be the first one to have two!

(ok technically I already have two, v1 and v2 xD)

[ashen cliff]

Now we have 104 competing RTP plugins.

[worn ember]

someone should make an rtp standard

[vernal moth]

One worse than the other

[ashen cliff]

Yet there is no best.

[worn ember]

i could probably publish the api module on maven

[topaz mortar]

And N -> ∞ essentials like plugins.

[ashen cliff]

Make sure to host it on a local server.

[olive marlin]

And half of them are called the same.

[worn ember]

Yes

[warm anchor]

Can we make a paper rtp plugin bundle

[limpid comet]

someone should make an rtp plugin gauntlet

[ashen cliff]

Already somewhat exists.

[warm anchor]

So each time I type /rtp I get teleported 20 times

[worn ember]

Pop actually has a bunch of stats on rtp plugins

[warm anchor]

[meager tusk]

enough /rtp plugins

[ashen cliff]

Just put the player spread to like 5k and alias /rtp to /kill.

[meager tusk]

Only one should remain.

Bluely's

[worn ember]

he gave up on it

kekw

[meager tusk]

well fuck

[worn ember]

[limpid comet]

not giving up on it anymore

im gonna make quantum dum mode so dums can use it

[worn ember]

you can use oskar as a test subject

[warm anchor]

But you will be stealing ded user base

[worn ember]

if het can use it, its fool proof

[warm anchor]

[meager tusk]

bad idea

[limpid comet]

oskar already infiltrated my discord

[warm anchor]

Mine too

[limpid comet]

lol

[warm anchor]

[worn ember]

[meager tusk]

oskar bugs any plugin he uses

you would never stop fixing bugs

[limber knot]

someone should make a random teleport that teleports a random player at random times to random locations

[limpid comet]

@visual egret go find bugs in quantum ty

[meager tusk]

[visual egret]

wat

[worn ember]

they should hire oskar at mojang for QA

[meager tusk]

you woke him up

[limpid comet]

he's sentient again

[meager tusk]

[warm anchor]

Oskar is master bug finder

[visual egret]

sorry im busy trying to get reputation on stackoverflow

[worn ember]

lmao

[limpid comet]

oskar

[visual egret]

its easy when you see the idiots on the [bukkit] tag

[warm anchor]

Why would you want rep on the most toxic community

[limpid comet]

is that u in ur steam pfp

avatar*

[meager tusk]

reputation on stackoverflow is fucking difficult

[worn ember]

posting bukkit issues on SO tho

[visual egret]

um

[meager tusk]

everyone there's brain is glowing

[visual egret]

yeah

horse is nice

[meager tusk]

but yours doesn't glow

[warm anchor]

You trying to be popbob of stackoverflow? @visual egret

[meager tusk]

yours shrinks

[visual egret]

huh

[warm anchor]

[worn ember]

i have 190 rep lul

[limpid comet]

lol eternity

u really think oskar woud get that

[warm anchor]

I thought every kid likes 2b2t

I am wrong

[meager tusk]

yeah i don't get it either

[limpid comet]

only the Epic Gamer Ones™️

[meager tusk]

Ok

[visual egret]

i mean

[worn ember]

who was the SO user with most rep

[meager tusk]

Guess I'm an epic dumbass then

[visual egret]

i know what popbob did

[meager tusk]

[worn ember]

i forgot his name

[visual egret]

but

like

i dont get it

[waxen panther]

bruh

[limpid comet]

lol

[worn ember]

wow i'm famous

SO influencer right here bois

[limpid comet]

oh yea?

20k people have read my reviews on google.

[ashen cliff]

~19k bots.

[limpid comet]

FIGHT me.

[ashen cliff]

All Google.

[worn ember]

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/58653321/imgur-returning-500-internal-server-error-for-binary-body no one ever helped me fix this issue

[olive marlin]

Where do you see it? Can't find it.

[worn ember]

should be on your profile page

[left swift]

Install them all for ultimate rtp

[worn ember]

some dude reported their server crashing from my rtp plugin lul

turns out it was a bug in paper or something

updating it fixed it lul

[olive marlin]

I could only find point and info per question asked/answered. RIP

[left swift]

Ppl will cling to paper 234 forever

[worn ember]

mobile

idk bruh

i use desktop

https://pastebin.com/Fj55xSRZ interesting tho

oh it was spigot

i thought it was paper lul

[limpid comet]

goodbye to an era

[worn ember]

do it

[meager tusk]

i see @minor badge (best proxi in the world) 's name mentioned !

[limpid comet]

yes

this is top secret project

[left swift]

Quantum 2

[limpid comet]

wtf

WHO told you

[ashen cliff]

You.

[left swift]

I have sources inside

[visual egret]

bukkit be like

[quasi valley]

another just plain perfect video title https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUyXiiIGDTo

or uh, name

[worn ember]

Daddy Scott 💦

[limber knot]

lol: https://www.openstreetmap.org/node/8384467985/history

[ashen cliff]

Let's just call it: Q7826754.

Very cool.

[worn ember]

have you gone protesting krusic?

[ashen cliff]

We don't do that here.

[worn ember]

arent you russian?

[ashen cliff]

Bruh.

[worn ember]

[pallid raptor]

Hoi

[twin lagoon]

@minor badge

[daring gulch]

really generic question about generating an MC world with preset settings - I'm dabbling with the idea of using the single player "import settings" option to load the same settings I had for a very old world (era 2016); research indicates it wants a JSON file. I have found json files inside the "stats" folder of any given world. Are those it? Have I missed the mark completely?

[spiral robin]

fuck off

<3

[waxen panther]

aber !

[spiral robin]

hello!

[waxen panther]

watch your tone !

[spiral robin]

i woke up late for a group meeting

[left swift]

Bad aber

[waxen panther]

in my lecture they told me that A ÷ B can also be expressed as A/B 😀

who knew !

[ashen cliff]

AFAIK 1.13+ is JSON,
Before that is NBT.

Yeah, checked my world scraping scripts.

[limpid comet]

wtf :(

[left swift]

What about A\B

[spiral robin]

thats the Windows version

[left swift]

Brocc must not be at that part of the lesson yet

[mossy vessel]

@spiral robin

[spiral robin]

they dont teach it in kindergarten

NMF! ! ! !

[daring gulch]

is there a way to pull such a JSON off an old single player world (or even an old server)? the JSON in the stats folder appears to be the wrong one

[spiral robin]

[mossy vessel]

I ordered pizza 😋

[left swift]

What kind

[spiral robin]

😋

[mossy vessel]

Round

[left swift]

Gross

[spiral robin]

good choice

[left swift]

Square pizza fam wya

[mossy vessel]

Quoting myself from [redacted] discord

with salami and tons of pepperoni, like always :P
:P

[twin lagoon]

@mossy vessel

[waxen panther]

they are actually requiring windows this module too!

which is fun!

i love booting into windows 😀

[spiral robin]

[waxen panther]

:aberdance:

[mossy vessel]

@twin lagoon

[mossy vessel]

[twin lagoon]

[waxen panther]

its a computer security module and i guess linux is just too secure /s

[spiral robin]

brocc u look VERY cute today

[waxen panther]

im pretty sure it's actually because the software they're going to use is windows only but im still going to complain

aber you look cute as always

[mossy vessel]

Ah right

[twin lagoon]

@mental meadow

[mental meadow]

michael uwu!!

[spiral robin]

@mossy vessel i lost our streak im so sorry .

[mossy vessel]

That is not acceptable

:(

[swift tide]

https://timings.aikar.co/?id=529bfa094367461286ce0117d7e6d283 I don't understand why so much consumption... how can I optimise this?

[mossy vessel]

It's... running fine?

[swift tide]

Yes, but I hadn't had that much to drink before ...

[ashen cliff]

Understandable.

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-01_18-59-12.png

[spiral robin]

^^^^^

you have it set to use that much

[swift tide]

java -Xms128M -Xmx{{SERVER_MEMORY}}M -Dterminal.jline=false -Dterminal.ansi=true -jar {{SERVER_JARFILE}}

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-01_19-00-30.png

[swift tide]

yes but he used 5 go max 10 go not 21 with 2 players

[potent fossil]

my brain slow atm

[hearty crag]

Anyone here from Myanmar ?

[potent fossil]

no

[hearty crag]

Damn

[mental meadow]

how do you still have internet

[hearty crag]

I'm from Vietnam lol

[void void]

does anyone have experience installing nixos on ovh vps servers? i have probems with configuring the networking

[hearty crag]

What your problem

[void void]

here is how it's done on my hetzner's vps with nixos and on my main machine

and it doesn't work with ovh

you have to do it something like that

but doing it IN THE SAME WAY (not exactly) results in completely not having interent access to the ovh vps after the reboot

so i thought maybe someone installed nixos on ovh's vps and so know what may be the problem

[potent fossil]

are you sure thats your gateway

[void void]

no it's not mine

i used mine

in the actual config

i just used it as a reference and changed interface name, gateway and address in mine

[potent fossil]

alright, well

i have no idea

[ashen cliff]

Simple, do you ever even know what's going on?

[keen aspen]

does anyone know a discord bot to track invites and invite conversion?

ping me please

[ashen cliff]

InviteManager?

[visual egret]

dumb question: my ip changed while i was ssh'd into my server, how does it still work?

i mean, both the server ip and the client ip changed

[unreal quarry]

how do pipes work? :p

[topaz mortar]

Linux pipes?

[spare venture]

mfw laptop is basically on fire

[spiral robin]

ok

[woven otter]

ok

[spare venture]

please help

[limpid comet]

Anyone got a good desk stand mic

[spiral robin]

@limpid comet

[limpid comet]

Aber hi cutie

[spare venture]

aber i feel your hate from this far away

[limpid comet]

I'm working out

[spare venture]

just use shoe cam

[viral hornet]

Wtf thats not me

Its my brothers girlfriend

[woven otter]

isn't that how you wake up daily in australia

[spare venture]

how would i know that

[spiral robin]

@viral hornet

[spare venture]

no you wake up and step into the ring and fight a kangaroo

[golden gust]

STRAYA

[terse reef]

😅

[spare venture]

daily routine to stay ahead

then you do your 5 minutes of silence to remember the lost war against the emus

[woven otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfmUSf9xil8

[spiral robin]

@zealous wedge 🥺

[brisk terrace]

Anyone know/recommend a good host/dedicated host? 😄

[zealous wedge]

@spiral robin

[limber knot]

who wants to do a yelp for server hosts

[limpid comet]

Melp

How bout a Yelp just for servere

[limber knot]

we already have that

rate my server thread

[spare venture]

OVH/PhoenixNAP

[twin lagoon]

ah camm you fucking cunt

fuck you and your shit

@limpid comet nt-usb mini, blue yeti nano, elgato wave 3

[mossy vessel]

creepy spiders

[twin lagoon]

nmf

[spiral robin]

nmf send snaps

[twin lagoon]

granted, they all kinda suck when mounted on a desk

[mossy vessel]

[limpid comet]

Thanks michael

I don't think he cares that much, he just wants a good mic that isn't his shitty headset

[olive marlin]

I think I have the blue yeti, works great.

Though its pickup range you have to mess with a little bit.

[waxen panther]

😳

[viral hornet]

[clever widget]

can someone give me free java

[viral hornet]

yes

[clever widget]

im tired of paying for java

like its so annoying $5 a month

for java

[viral hornet]

Here

[clever widget]

like make it free omg

[viral hornet]

this is free

https://www.oracle.com/au/java/technologies/javase-jdk11-downloads.html

[safe plover]

Anyone know what this font is ? Need to send a screenshot of myself walking outside, but my lazy ass didn't do anything today and i need to edit the date

[waxen panther]

wtf am i reading

CAMM DONT LINK TO ORACLE

[viral hornet]

oh

ok

[clever widget]

I DONT WANT JAVA 11

[viral hornet]

shut up

[clever widget]

NO

[spiral robin]

shut up

[viral hornet]

you get what you're given

[clever widget]

ok

[waxen panther]

is it on a site or what

[safe plover]

nah, its an app. "MapMyWalk"

[waxen panther]

rip

just use anything sans serif tbh

[clever widget]

yeah just replace the whole text

[waxen panther]

looks like the same font on their site, actually

[twin lagoon]

Neue Haas Unica Pro

[topaz mortar]

.adopt

[clever widget]

China

does anyone here speak thai

[safe plover]

yeah, that looks like the exact one, tho its just in black

[topaz mortar]

Actually I only eat thai.

[waxen panther]

Yeah you'd need to change the colour

[clever widget]

color picker go brrt

instant eyedrop

[safe plover]

I mean, i could just remove the date, but she, aka the teacher, wants to see it + as far as i know, alot of people use this app, so she might have other screenshots to compare with.

Not like she's going to look that closely, but still

better be safe than sorry

[limber knot]

better question is why

is this a PE teacher?

[safe plover]

yes

[limber knot]

just take the hit, probs not gonna be a big deal

much better than lying

and then get a kinect and do some fun stuff

[safe plover]

Can't deny

[limber knot]

just copy & paste it from other parts of the app

(or if you have a rooted phone just edit the actuall app data lmao)

I mean PE homework is some newfound thing so I don't think it's gonna be a big deal

u stressin 2 much

Ye, PE Homework is the strangest thing to ever happen

[safe plover]

Welcome to our school.

[limber knot]

any opinions about which activity I should pick? https://i.minecraft.ceo/gbDCj9wN.png

[safe plover]

Thats not the worst. We've had to write 1600 word long essays too

in PE

[limber knot]

Good thing my PE teacher doesn't give a frick about anything

[safe plover]

And i have a jailbroken iPhone, so might actually try that lmao

[limber knot]

good thing I stopped going to school 10 years ago

[safe plover]

but meh, editing it in paint going to be easier

[limber knot]

runs

I mean, say you were a PE teacher and ur lovely government locked ur school down, how would u manage 2 do pe for students

[magic river]

https://adoptopenjdk.net/

[limber knot]

scroll down mate

maybe hire some devs, get some kinects, and do stuff?

get them kids VR and beatsaber! :D

Worth the expense

if only VR didn't have so many requirements

Sadly there will be abusers I fear

like an empty room, and then, you know, risking things like jumping around and stuff

lol

pretty sure kinect is the only one I know of where you are actually told to actually jump in the games

I had wii fit board and it was a little weird when kinect games told me to jump

That's because Kinect was doing full body tracking so could actually tell

I'd just do the "extend legs" sort of thing... but no you have to actually jump

yea

The rest just use accelerometers and (for the wii fit) pressure sensors

yea

I didn't believe much in the kinect until later on... and now actually having it... yea, it's nothing like the wii

that being said for some games wii is better, e.g. bowling

it's way awkward to put your hand in a fist to "hold" a bowling ball

with nothing in it

wiimotes plus kinect plus VR headset

that's the future I want

Or I guess VR controllers are basically wiimotes so just use them

yeah

well maybe not VR, but AR headset yes

Why not merge all the technologies?

AR is just difficult to do if you want to support full immersion

(without physically shutting the front I guess)

only way I find myself wanting to do full immersion is either just sitting/standing around (basically then just 360 view) or an omnidirectional treadmill

otherwise, I'd rather move around inside/outside

like I want to actually walk/move around n stuff

not just in a small space

I only really play beatsaber but for actual games like HL Alyx non-full immersion would be weird

AR is just something that I want to be integrated in my glasses all the time, not for playing games and stuff lol

well yea

I'd like it to be more than just games

AR is like a decade or more behind VR, it's a much harder problem

which is what hololens is targeting. And is expensive :c

main issue with AR is that nobody wants to wear large, bulky glasses

(and people that don't wear glasses regularly don't want to wear glasses at all)

well it's akin to a HMD right now

[meager tusk]

so many irc users

[limber knot]

don't worry

There aren't that many around

[meager tusk]

why is the entire chat irc users

[limber knot]

join us, dumcordian

it happens from time to time

[meager tusk]

never

[limber knot]

Then you shall be a foe.

he likes being a peon dumcordian

[meager tusk]

can't even see emotes

[limber knot]

we can

and I gladly turn them off

https://irc.probablycoding.com/uploads/5b109e419b495c89/image.png

[meager tusk]

that's gigantic though

[limber knot]

yea, emphasizes how dum they usually r

[olive garden]

that's what she said

[meager tusk]

no they're not you're just stuck in the past

i swear there was an xkcd about irc users

[olive garden]

.irc

[limber knot]

https://xkcd.com/1782/

xkcd: Team Chat

2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.

(Korobi) xkcd: Team Chat (6 January 2017)

it works, why replace it?

only issue that IRC has is that it isn't end-to-end encrypted

but that rarily matters in publically logged chat rooms lol

he is pretty optimistic though that I will move from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat in 2078

[olive garden]

publicly logged? discord TOS would like to know your location

[limber knot]

Hey, it's dumped from discord to irc, what the irc users do is something different

pretty sure this whole bridge setup is violating not only discord's TOS but also several privacy laws lol

wut

[olive garden]

kinky

[limber knot]

That pesky Discord TOS has no control over me

(because messages get piped into discord by users that haven't agreed to discord's TOS without their previous knowledge of that even happening)

well

it gets piped to me

[olive garden]

good idea, let's require IRC users to link a discord account

[limber knot]

so idk what that's gonna do

nah, you just need an IRC bot that makes you agree to a tos/privacy statement before you can chat

So why would discord provide native integration into github webhooks?

I mean, messages get piped to all other users in the channel

because they know that developers make their platform great?

so idk what the difference is, that be a user or a bot

so they peddle to the open source community and they took the bait

the difference is that Discord is a company that is actively re-using the messages sent to them, something that they are only allowed under their TOS and privacy statement

most privacy laws have exceptions for private individuals

e.g. you don't need to comply with GDPR if you run a private website that isn't a company

or well, which isn't "commercial" however that is defined is a whole other matter

[waxen panther]

ah yes

its arm chair lawyer hours

[woven otter]

so apparently there's a discord vulnerability that allows videos to execute shell code

[limber knot]

uh oh, broccolai is no longer epic

it's always arm chair lawyer hour ;D

he has finally accepted the truth

[waxen panther]

im not robo :(

[cedar spade]

@waxen panther I prefer sofa lawyers

[waxen panther]

aurora changed my name

i am now just a lowly weeb

[cedar spade]

broc isn't helpful

[waxen panther]

i am VERY helpful

[woven otter]

https://twitter.com/sky_evangeline/status/1356103619481894913
not fun

EvangelineOfSky (@sky_evangeline)

So as those who know me know, I was a systems admin and pentester before I left my job a year ago. It came to my awareness from a server I moderate that people are sharing a video that crashes your PC, so i analyzed the payload and it does more (1/7)

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[limber knot]

what's that about?

[iron zephyr]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/spigot-anti-malware-detects-over-300-malicious-plugins.64982/

Is plugin malware... a thing?

[limber knot]

nice, a dumcord vulnerability, muh sandbox

plugin malware is ez

[woven otter]

TL;DR: videos in discord can execute shell code

[iron zephyr]

It kinda looks like the kind of thing that itself would be malware

[limber knot]

nah optic fusion is an ok guy

his thing isn't proactive tho

iirc

[woven otter]

it's open source

[limber knot]

it's reactive I believe? I think it does a simple scan or something

[iron zephyr]

True, it just sounds like it. But I don't think it is haha.

[limber knot]

Yes, plugin malware exists

And is a real issue if you download new and untested plugins

[iron zephyr]

Is it super prevalent? I don't know anything about it haha, now I'm curious

[limber knot]

Idk if he does keyword searches or actually does some heuristics

not super prevalent no

Especially not on bukkit dev, on spigot there are a few incidents a week

e.g. bukkitdev approves all uploaded resources

pretty sure it's mostly blacklisting of known infected jar and some keyword searching?

https://github.com/OpticFusion1/MCAntiMalware/tree/master/MCAntiMalware-Core/src/main/java/optic_fusion1/mcantimalware looks a lot more complex

[waxen panther]

optic is a nice weeb

the only person on spigot that doesnt give me a headache

[woven otter]

weebs are never nice

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-01_21-23-23.png

[olive garden]

lmao

[ashen cliff]

It also won't detect my reverse shell plugin.

[limber knot]

reverse shell?

[ashen cliff]

Yeah.

[vernal moth]

It not really special

[limber knot]

wuts reverse shell

running shell commands from minecraft?

[olive garden]

.g reverse shell

[limber knot]

I should see if it detects my plugin that creates arbitrary processes

(DiscordBot) Shell shoveling, in network security, refers to the act of redirecting the input and output of a shell to a service so that it can be remotely accessed. In computing, the most basic method of interfacing with the operating system is the shell. On Microsoft Windows based systems, this is a program called cmd.exe or COMMAND.COM. On Unix or Unix-like systems, it may be any of a variety of programs such as bash, ksh, etc. This program accepts command

lol

[ashen cliff]

Yes. Also connects to my server and gives me a full shell.

It's very nice.

[limber knot]

hmm

I could use that

[merry talon]

💎🤚

[limber knot]

so I can run shell commands from IRC

[ashen cliff]

Epic.

[limber knot]

safety last

lol

[cunning raft]

are we posting poor financial decisions

[merry talon]

yes

[limber knot]

buy dogecoin too

runs

too late to be diamond hands

yea

[ashen cliff]

My whole eBay history.

[waxen panther]

if you wanna waste money you can give some to me x

[merry talon]

that was my life savings

[limber knot]

I'm sad I cashed out my dogecoin years ago

lol

I have a tiny amount of btc and just traded it during a dip

[safe plover]

Im an actual idiot. You can just edit the date in the app

[limber knot]

meme-coins tend to spike now and then so buying if they are dormant is a pretty wise decision ;D

[waxen panther]

gg lean

[limber knot]

lol

[safe plover]

https://tenor.com/bfjqX.gif

[limber knot]

smh

[safe plover]

yeah...

[limber knot]

where ur reverse shell krusic

I've been doing smallbrain shell stuff https://github.com/MLG-Fortress/MountainDewritoes/blob/master/src/main/java/me/robomwm/MountainDewritoes/Commands/StaffRestartCommand.java#L167

[limpid comet]

holy shit

i just got this preworkout

cotton candy flavour

its so good

best part is its all natural n shit and u can take it anytime

[woven otter]

everything is natural if you argue long enough

[limpid comet]

when i say that i mean there's no stimulants

other than caffeine, which is from green tea

[limber knot]

ok athlete

[woven otter]

what other stimulants were you looking for

[limber knot]

pure duck juice

[limpid comet]

some preworkouts can contain types of amphetamines

i aint about that

[woven otter]

that wouldn't be legal tho would it?

zml you could've worked on configurate yaml comments in the time you spent responding to me with that comment (get it comment? like a yaml comment)

[limpid comet]

well. yea they get shut down real fucking quick, but it happens

ssearch it up

they can contain other kinds of stimulants too, untested ones and shit like that

[void void]

anyone here know how to make js placeholders?

[limpid comet]

what is a js placeholder

the replace method in javascript exists

[spare venture]

lmao

[waxen panther]

stfu

[woven otter]

WTF

[spare venture]

PlaceholderAPI has a function where you can make your own placeholders without JavaScript

[waxen panther]

zml has BETTER things to do.

[limber knot]

you could've worked on configurate yaml comments too :p

but instead i'm here yelling at Gradle

[waxen panther]

duck is dumb

what did gradle do to you

[woven otter]

can you yell at brocc too while at it

[worn ember]

almost the entire planet is my factory now lol

[waxen panther]

[spare venture]

duck fix chatgames pls

[limpid comet]

nanoseconds are a dum unit of time

[waxen panther]

why would you tell at me

[limber knot]

everything, broc

[woven otter]

he is very sad

[waxen panther]

i have done nothing

[spare venture]

Small planet wtf

My city is bigger

[woven otter]

whats wrong with it

[spare venture]

Vic won’t fix it 😦

[woven otter]

your very existence is doing something smh

[waxen panther]

hello mods im being bullied

[visual egret]

wat

you say that ur bullied

smh

[limpid comet]

yes

duck is being mean

pls ban

[worn ember]

your Co² is polluting this planet, stop it

[spare venture]

cobalt squared?

[waxen panther]

lol

ded just got #owned 😎

[spare venture]

lmao go back to school ded

[limpid comet]

🔥 🔥 Ownage Alert! Ownage Alert! 🔥 🔥

[tropic flame]

users reporting issues while using Mohist
how do I /kill people through discord?

[woven otter]

add + for cobalt ion

[spare venture]

Yes duck 🦆

[worn ember]

yes

[spare venture]

Or - if we’re feeling bold

[waxen panther]

ship incendo/serverlib in your software today !

[spare venture]

Would be kinda wild

[woven otter]

[spare venture]

Duck what are you majoring in again?

[waxen panther]

lol no way duck is in uni

[woven otter]

chemistry

[spare venture]

Nice

[worn ember]

have you found a job yet

[spare venture]

Chemistry gang

[waxen panther]

[spare venture]

No I have not 😦

[woven otter]

yes :C

[worn ember]

kekw

[woven otter]

wtf why are you mean to me

[waxen panther]

u were mean to me a minute ago .

[spare venture]

I have another interview with a company Thursday tho

[woven otter]

not true

[spare venture]

Sustainable engineering role

Which is kinda my passion, so I’m excited

[tropic flame]

ok that's indeed useful

[visual egret]

pi = 3

[tropic flame]

thank you for the recommendation

[waxen panther]

you're welcome

[woven otter]

broccc no way no way

[waxen panther]

no way what

[woven otter]

why are you a mean weeb

[waxen panther]

i am a lovely weeb

[woven otter]

not true

[waxen panther]

[woven otter]

blushing cat covering eyes with paws

[waxen panther]

yes

[woven otter]

no

[visual egret]

i mean

.dontask

[limber knot]

https://www.dontasktoask.com/

[woven otter]

no asking is bad

asking leads to solutions

solutions are bad

use #paper-help

[golden gust]

some mod is incompatible with something

that's not paper

[keen aspen]

anyone recommends a good computer under 800?

[woven otter]

paper teams fault for not adding generic help channel

runs

please don't fry me

[keen aspen]

latptop would be better

[golden gust]

idk, go ask fabric, they might have better means to produce a more useful log there 🤷‍♂️

[zealous wedge]

do you have optifabric @void void

[golden gust]

OptiFabric error: <None>

[zealous wedge]

probably optifine injection breaks something

757 is GameRenderer

[waxen panther]

optifabric is always borked

just use sodium and lithium and then when you want shaders restart with only optifine no fabric

[zealous wedge]

people like their WECUI with shaders lol

[magic mesa]

Doesn't canvas do shaders?

fairs

[zealous wedge]

go ask chocohead for help

you have fucking optifabric and you don't even know the name of the person who maintains it?

it's in the authors box on curseforge...

<@&748618676189528155>

[magic mesa]

jesus bit uncalled for

[mossy vessel]

[golden gust]

?ban @void void homophobic terms are not welcomed here

[leaden oxide]

melodizing#7848 was banned | homophobic terms are not welcomed here

[zealous wedge]

thanks :3

[mossy vessel]

[golden gust]

?ban @zealous wedge being zml

[woven otter]

?ban ecat something something

[zealous wedge]

i get it i get it, you don't want me here leaves

[waxen panther]

wtf

i missed the drama

[golden gust]

One day, they're gonna break the \ on me

[waxen panther]

[golden gust]

and it's gonna be awkward af

[twin lagoon]

@zealous wedge uwu

[woven otter]

ill give you a dm

[waxen panther]

i dont think quill can ban notable people anyway

didnt work on city

[zealous wedge]

don't worry cat, we'll remember and remind you

[mossy vessel]

Banning certain people wouldn't be a loss

[golden gust]

this one time on the spigot IRC< think I'd only been mod for like a month or something tops, and basically I fell asleep on IRC or something and managed to roll over and mute the off-topic channel in my sleep

was fun

[waxen panther]

how

[zealous wedge]

lol

[meager tusk]

how do you

[waxen panther]

thats impressive

[meager tusk]

hm

[woven otter]

that's hot

[upper flicker]

yes I remember that day

gg cat

[golden gust]

I think I leant on my laptop or something, and, basically

[waxen panther]

gg

[mossy vessel]

lol

[zealous wedge]

real cat on the keyboard moment there

[golden gust]

I don't even get how I managed to do that set of keys

Like

[cunning raft]

it's always the people with the fucking egirl pfp that act that way

[ashen cliff]

Have to get her attention somehow.

[woven otter]

it's the bath water

[magic river]

lol my W-2 had so many entries in the Other section they sent me an extra one that is just that field, the rest of it is blank

[clever widget]

hey guys im gonna send an mp4 file do you guys wanna play it for me

jkjkjkjk

[magic river]

It sounds like all that actually does is crash Discord and maybe take your GPU driver with it

[clever widget]

someone said it was virus

[magic river]

The rest is just them filling the file with junk after the bit where it crashes you full of things that get marked as malware but don't actually do anything just to scare you

Video plays, tells you you have a virus, system crashes, when you reboot Windows Defender says you have a virus and points at the video file in Discord's cache

[clever widget]

someone on bluebird said that it was rat and stole credential

[magic river]

The report in that tweet is someone misunderstanding how the tool they're using works, the registry access is from the Windows "what do you want to use to open this file" dialog

[cunning raft]

im gonna say it kills you too

it also steals your wife

[woven otter]

send it to me 🙂

[clever widget]

i dont has it

have not encounter it

[magic river]

Now, a crash exploit is a potential remote code execution exploit because it only crashed due to them making it try to execute something it didn't expect

But with various mitigations all over the stack a lot of them aren't realistically exploitable

[cunning raft]

unless maybe you're using insert 3rd party discord client here

they disable a lot of sandboxing/other protections

[clever widget]

i'm building a computer, i already have my table, my tweezers, my allen wrench, and my swiss army knife that hopefully has a screwdriver in it. What else do i need

[mossy vessel]

A ban from this discord

[cunning raft]

true

[waxen panther]

wiz2021

[clever widget]

you know what

[woven otter]

let's bring back wiz as a mod for 2021

[waxen panther]

just for a day

[clever widget]

@woven otter

[waxen panther]

restore harmony for another 6 months

[woven otter]

well not just for a day

@clever widget yes?

[clever widget]

i did it

do ping

[cunning raft]

wiz 2020
wiz 2024
wiz 2028
wiz 2032

[woven otter]

@clever widget ok

[golden gust]

boomer

[clever widget]

IM NOT A BOOMER

[golden gust]

.ok

[magic river]

wiz for God Emperor?

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ | I gotta add an alias for this

runs

[woven otter]

ok boomer

[true canyon]

OK silent generationer

[woven otter]

wtf cat's a weeb

[cunning raft]

cat, a weeb?

wtf

[magic river]

Everyone's a weeb

[clever widget]

GIGABYTE

[mossy vessel]

Everyone has a dark side

[woven otter]

[magic river]

At a certain point you have to ask yourself why you aren't

[mossy vessel]

[woven otter]

[golden gust]

👼

[waxen panther]

ew weebs

yuck

[woven otter]

ewww

disgusting

[waxen panther]

wait wtf cat is actually a weeb

[true canyon]

Weebs? In my discord?
It's more likely than you think.

[cunning raft]

[clever widget]

dont worry its only 128k

[waxen panther]

@mental meadow

[mossy vessel]

I've watched anime once but we better do not disclose the genre in here lol

[golden gust]

Well... actually...

[waxen panther]

too late

no actuallys

[ashen cliff]

Weak.

[clever widget]

shit

[woven otter]

hentai?

[mental meadow]

<<351097460589854720>351097460589854720> <<351097460589854720>351097460589854720> <<351097460589854720>351097460589854720>

Wtf

[waxen panther]

discord android moment

[clever widget]

haha ios on top

[golden gust]

GUD JOB U DUD ET

[mental meadow]

Good job discord

🥺

[woven otter]

https://i.imgur.com/xjKgyxI.png

[mossy vessel]

lmao

[woven otter]

here

[mossy vessel]

br0ke

[magic river]

aww mememe got removed from the internet

I mean, it exists in various places but the official site is gone

[golden gust]

There was an official site o.O

[clever widget]

what happen to yiff.party

[waxen panther]

nooo

[golden gust]

WAIT, THE REAL VID

[waxen panther]

not mememe

[golden gust]

TF

[magic river]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Animator_Expo

[waxen panther]

why do you think, it was a piracy site lol

[vivid ivy]

hasn't it been down for ages already

[magic river]

They said it'd be down temporarily in 2018

Still gone 😛

[vivid ivy]

those go down like flies but they also re-appear under different names constantly

not that I would know

[magic river]

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sid9u

[waxen panther]

a classic

[vivid ivy]

Anyone got any spare pity

[golden gust]

back in 20 seconds

[waxen panther]

just download more speed

oh wait

[vivid ivy]

I already spent it all on downloading ram

[ashen cliff]

You work fast bro.

[surreal shuttle]

How much do you pay for the Internet?

[vivid ivy]

25€/month

[surreal shuttle]

what

[clever widget]

i one time got 0 over satellite

[surreal shuttle]

how

[clever widget]

0.00

[vivid ivy]

I mean I get 0 half the day

[surreal shuttle]

me in Turkey and for 32 mbps download, 5 mbps upload paying 120 TL/month

[clever widget]

are you inn usa

[vernal bone]

Play singleplayer mode in mc

[vivid ivy]

I'm glad I'm able to post... But that's only because I'm on mobile internet now

[ashen cliff]

Simon brother.

[surreal shuttle]

1 TL = 8 E

[vivid ivy]

I ain't waiting half an hour to upload a Screenshot to discord

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-01_22-53-36.png

[golden gust]

That's only 425 a Mbps

[vivid ivy]

At least i can enjoy my 144p videos half the day pog

[vernal bone]

🥺

[surreal shuttle]

😦

[golden gust]

Wait, I just... wow

and I used to be top of the class at maths

[ashen cliff]

I'll add it tomorrow.

[vernal bone]

I'm not using it anymore, but I might switch back to it if you do

[vivid ivy]

Tfw I'm a server owner

[ashen cliff]

Woah.

I'm only updating it, since I'm using it, but I don't really need that feature since Tuinity gets updated every 10 years.

[vivid ivy]

Tfw config.yml is too big in filesize to upload

[vernal bone]

DeV BrAnCh

[ashen cliff]

We don't do that here.

[vivid ivy]

I hope tuinity gets some more love this year

I would switch to it but I think it might need some more work

[vernal bone]

🛫

[ashen cliff]

If only ✈️ had any good public patches.

[vivid ivy]

what now?

[clever widget]

does anyone wanna play fortnite

[cunning raft]

don't use that

ffs

[ashen cliff]

Time to use Yatopia since they actually fixed offline whitelist.

[cunning raft]

airplane had a patch that literally put new Thread() { around the saving of JsonLists

[clever widget]

does anyone wanna play fortnite

[cunning raft]

any fork that does that should never be used ever

[vivid ivy]

I trust Billy's wall of shame

[cunning raft]

shows they have jack shit understanding of thread safetyness

[ashen cliff]

But SPEED!

[vernal bone]

Yes, please update the script so I can use Yatopia dev branch Krusic

[ashen cliff]

[cunning raft]

Yatopia even worse

[vernal bone]

Ofc in prod

[vivid ivy]

did i say billy? i meant Kenny

[golden gust]

That's funny

[clever widget]

plls fortnite anyone

[ashen cliff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q37xR1tlKAk

[unreal pike]

Why do all my timings say expired?

[golden gust]

That's how yatopia made player droppingsaving async

probs oversized, reduce the length or increase the interval

[unreal pike]

Oh

[cunning raft]

i don't have any problems locally so it must be 100% safe cat!111!!

[clever widget]

theres a communist

[vivid ivy]

The combined power of Paper forks for maximum instability and unmaintainablity!

[golden gust]

The most comical part is the part where it screwed over the people who needed that patch the most \o/

[cunning raft]

you should see the denial in their discord

[vernal bone]

EssX has a warning when you use yatopia right?

[cunning raft]

yeah added recently

a bunch of other stuff too

[vernal bone]

Do you plan on adding a warning for any other forks?

[cunning raft]

there already is

all fabric/forge hybrids

and a few other unsafe forks we have in there

[vernal bone]

Commit checking time 👀

[mossy vessel]

ServerLib

[clever widget]

anyone here want play fort night

[twin lagoon]

OK

[clever widget]

pls battle royal

[cunning raft]

ask one more fucking time

nobody wants to play that dogshit mobile game with you

[clever widget]

But its not a mobile

[cunning raft]

stop asking

[ashen cliff]

pls meme

[clever widget]

its a Computur

[cunning raft]

nobody cares

[upper flicker]

hey jroy wanna play fornite

[vivid ivy]

jroy pls fortnite

[cunning raft]

@upper flicker

[upper flicker]

is that a yes 👀

[cunning raft]

[mossy vessel]

[vernal bone]

But mi server with 1 player on is lagging yatopia will halp right?

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

It's way faster with 0 players online.

[broken rampart]

Can I get a source on this pls?

[ashen cliff]

Just make sure to allocate more ram for it to actually work correctly:
https://timings.aikar.co/?id=6b48586fbbdd48e585ca0ebb07c59dd0#plugins

[vivid ivy]

wtf is that lol

[true canyon]

Yeah well I heard PaulBGD eats puppies whole.

[mossy vessel]

Consider using Aikar's flags for optimal performance, krusic.

[twin lagoon]

confirmed

paul eats puppies whole

[cunning raft]

ss it

[broken rampart]

Not just the puppies, but the pupan and pupren too

[vivid ivy]

the plugin list

[cunning raft]

oh it was Akarin

goddamnit

[twin lagoon]

[cunning raft]

i always mix them up

[golden gust]

typical jroy

[cunning raft]

ffs

[twin lagoon]

airplane isn't as cucked as you'd think it is

[broken rampart]

lol I figured you were confusing it with something else

because we don't have any strange patches

[cunning raft]

can't keep my forks in order

[mossy vessel]

Getting the right name is like fishing in a trashbin, you never know what you'll pull out.

[twin lagoon]

nmf, ur dum

[mossy vessel]

At least I know 😌

[potent fossil]

Nmf is CUTE

[twin lagoon]

😔

[potent fossil]

Michael stop bullying!

[mossy vessel]

:(

[twin lagoon]

nmf

[mossy vessel]

rude