general

[visual egret]

imagine its written in php

lemme see

[cunning raft]

its not

[void void]

Fabric server might be popular when paper decides to hard fork spigot lol

[cunning raft]

it won't

[void void]

Fabric best

[warm anchor]

Yesh let’s put snoopa and Oskar to work on hangar webpage

[waxen panther]

[gleaming finch]

fabric is pretty nice compared to forge

[vernal moth]

We currently rewriting the frontend in nuxt, happy to have new contributors @untold copper

[visual egret]

wonder how that will go

[untold copper]

I would love to give it a try :3

[worn ember]

cant get worse anyway

[golden gust]

when we hard-fork, we're going to maintain compat with spigots API

[vernal moth]

Fabrics community has a bunch of issues

[waxen panther]

[gleaming finch]

nice

[visual egret]

also i might help with hangar frontend

[golden gust]

But, the overall goal is that we're going to slowly break stuff and replace API which needs to be replaced over time

[untold copper]

tf is nuxt

[golden gust]

It's not gonna be a rando smack in the face one day

[void void]

It's killing Spigot community tho

[vernal moth]

A server side rendering framework for vue.js

[warm anchor]

It’s like nut but with x

[golden gust]

But, adventure is already in the pipelines

Then, there's stuff like the Material API which needs to go

[vernal moth]

Spigots forum will live on, just as Bukkit forums did for an eternity

[gleaming finch]

dbo is still a thing

[golden gust]

biomes API is already broken now that that's data-driven by mojang, so, keeping that as-is is still dumb

[untold copper]

yeah see I gotta learn all this backend and frontend stuff as well soon

just knowing web dev not enough

[golden gust]

with mojang data-driving more and more things, all the things which we've been warning and saying should have been replaced years ago is either going to be limiting the bukkit platform drastically, or, it's gotta go

[vernal moth]

When hangar is done, we can hard fork, so the more help the better :)

[golden gust]

paper isn't killing spigot

spigots lack of action is killing spigot

[untold copper]

f

[warm anchor]

I honestly can’t recall the last big improvements spigot did

[spiral robin]

[untold copper]

@warm anchor whats the new modpack ur server is testing 👀

[waxen panther]

secret

18+ modpack sorry

[spiral robin]

14+ only *

[void void]

Ok thanks sir covering

[vernal moth]

Anyways, let's end this convo, it's not getting anywhere

[void void]

For conversation

[spiral robin]

hello martin

[golden gust]

many of the huge improvements in spigot where done by people who've left spigots community either due to leaving the MC community as a whole or coming to alternative platforms like sponge/paper

[vernal moth]

If you disagree with our decisions, you got plenty alternatives

[visual egret]

i see mini has some quality commit messages

[untold copper]

I am 14+

[warm anchor]

Snoopa I am telling your parent you are viewing some 15+ stuff

[untold copper]

k

[spiral robin]

[waxen panther]

kori stab moment

[untold copper]

I just watched wolf of wall street so

[warm anchor]

[peak ginkgo]

ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS

[waxen panther]

kori emotes ?

yea

[worn ember]

no

[visual egret]

modpacks are meh

[untold copper]

imagine having nitro

[untold copper]

yes

make ur own modpacks

[visual egret]

no

mods are meh

[untold copper]

-.-

ok

[worn ember]

ur meh

[untold copper]

^

[spiral robin]

/ignore

[visual egret]

only client side or only serverside

[untold copper]

[visual egret]

because you need extra stuff on both client and software

that you need users to download

users arent smart

[untold copper]

correct me if im wrong but doesn't sponge allow you to use plugins and mods?

at the same time?

[visual egret]

yes

but not bukkit api

[worn ember]

if you cant figure out how to use a modpack ur not smart enough to use the mods in them anyway

[untold copper]

whats that mean?

you need custom plugins coded separately for sponge?

[worn ember]

yes

[untold copper]

hmm

interesting

[visual egret]

modded servers usually have 0 players for a reason

[worn ember]

different api

[untold copper]

and where may one find such plugins?

[formal turret]

on their website 😄

[visual egret]

spongecraft.something

[untold copper]

ohk thanks :D

[peak ginkgo]

On the Ore repo

https://ore.spongepowered.org/

[untold copper]

Only server side mods are cool

[visual egret]

^

plugins

[untold copper]

I still don't understand how mods work

[peak ginkgo]

god i'm so excited for hanger

[worn ember]

"mods are stupid"

doesnt understand mods

[wide hazel]

https://blog.qualys.com/vulnerabilities-research/2021/01/26/cve-2021-3156-heap-based-buffer-overflow-in-sudo-baron-samedit

[worn ember]

maybe ur the stupid one then lul

[untold copper]

like, if you have a mod X on server why do you need to have it on client

[visual egret]

because downloading stufff from servers you join

is a bad idea

[waxen panther]

sudo is bloat anyway 😎

[worn ember]

[formal turret]

server sided mods are just as limited as plugins

[peak ginkgo]

It's part of the normal client/server process

Client cant see blocks it doesn't "understand"

[formal turret]

well, maybe not exactly because they have access to the internals of the game

[warm anchor]

All my boys don’t use sudo😎

[peak ginkgo]

Client handles a lot of stuff that happens in game

[formal turret]

but you can't add anything that isn't already there

[visual egret]

remote code execution such a good idea 😎

[waxen panther]

all my homies use calife

[worn ember]

dont even bother explaining xD

[peak ginkgo]

I already did @worn ember

[visual egret]

lets go get sessionid with a mod

weeeeeeee

[formal turret]

???

[warm anchor]

ELI13 for Snoopa

[waxen panther]

it'll take like 5 hours for the to understand dejay

its not worth it

[untold copper]

so as long as no custom blocks, lets say we have a mod that only modifys vanilla gameplay a bit, so, client will not need to have it installed?

[peak ginkgo]

Yes technically that's a plugin

[untold copper]

hmmm

[visual egret]

if the resources it uses are on the client

[untold copper]

interesting

[peak ginkgo]

"no custom blocks" is an arbitrary limit

[worn ember]

depends what its changing, the client has to understand the changes

[peak ginkgo]

What oskar said

[untold copper]

ohk got it

[peak ginkgo]

Think of ALLLLLL the things the server does

If the "mod" only changes one of those

It's server only

If the server DOESNT DO THAT, you probably need it on the server and client

[untold copper]

I see

[visual egret]

paper just calmed down

:)

[untold copper]

:)

[visual egret]

that isnt gonna last long

[void void]

Forge community be like: "Oh you talked about Fabric? Now you are banned"

[untold copper]

ikr

[visual egret]

wat really

[untold copper]

yeah XD

[worn ember]

forge community is pretty toxic tbh

[nova plume]

the only reason people like forge is cos of 1.12

[worn ember]

and thats coming from me

[untold copper]

why would you want to stay on 1.12.2, like even in terms of mods

just move on

[nova plume]

idk

i use fabric

[formal turret]

lots of good mods on 1.12.2

that's why ...

[untold copper]

yes, move on

1.12 is old man

[warm anchor]

Nodding is different

[formal turret]

cool, this isn't vanilla we're talking about

[nova plume]

forge took like 8 months to migrate to 1.13 after it was released so a lot of mods are available for forge 1.12

[formal turret]

so 1.16 superiority doesn't hold true

[untold copper]

ah yes, Nodding

[worn ember]

hurdur

[untold copper]

:P

[warm anchor]

You can already have netherite in 1.12 modded. Just add it

[formal turret]

there are a fuck ton of mods that haven't been updated beyond 1.12

[nova plume]

ye true

[worn ember]

theres replacement mods

but yeah

not the same

[untold copper]

i guess you can get 1.16 stuff in 1.12 using mods

eh

[nova plume]

the only reason that i see people using forge rn is biomesoplenty

[untold copper]

biomesop is op

and terraforged

and oh the biomes you'll see

all pog generation mods

[visual egret]

i love Nodding

[untold copper]

same

[nova plume]

i stick to fabric cos of all of jellysquids mods

way better than optifine imo

[untold copper]

what mods?

what are those o.O

[visual egret]

mods are @ mods

[nova plume]

sodium, lithium, phosphor, hydrogen

[worn ember]

the whole periodic table

[nova plume]

yes lmao

[golden gust]

optifine is basically on life-support last I knew

[untold copper]

oh those

[formal turret]

optifine is compatible with forge again so i think they're fine

[nova plume]

yes these i was just about to do that

[visual egret]

https://github.com/jellysquid3

[golden gust]

Like, yea, sure, it's maintained, but, it's no longer this revolutionary tool which boosts FPS

[nova plume]

i cant wait for iris

[visual egret]

but what about my shaders

[spiral robin]

Oh damn, I forgot that existed

[nova plume]

https://github.com/IrisShaders/Iris

[golden gust]

I mean, shaders are the only thing optifine is really good for these days

[worn ember]

shaders is the only reason to use optifine now

[golden gust]

But, like, if somebody gets that in fabric

[visual egret]

(WIP)

[nova plume]

yh thats iris

[visual egret]

i just use optifabric 😎

[nova plume]

u can build it urself, thats why i said i cant wait for it

[untold copper]

optifine is still a huge upgrade over the default vid settings menu tho lol

[visual egret]

^

[golden gust]

Well, yea, literally anything is

[waxen panther]

closed source mods

[nova plume]

optifabric is good and all but imo its a temporary solution

[golden gust]

but, for a lot of people these days, the performance improvements have all basically been written out

[visual egret]

pOgChAmP

[untold copper]

just get an rtx 3090 smh

[golden gust]

in part, it doesn't help that some of the perf issues with rendering aren't entirely on rendering but stupid impl decisions

particles with expensive collisions, woooo!

[untold copper]

reason optifine is so bad is because it changes a lot of stuff in minecraft

and ppl dont even know what it changes

[nova plume]

https://gist.github.com/LambdAurora/1f6a4a99af374ce500f250c6b42e8754 all of these add pretty much all features of optifine but for fabric (apart from shaders i think)

[untold copper]

so it messes with things a lot

[ashen cliff]

Still CPU limited.

[untold copper]

get a ryzen 9 something X ez

[nova plume]

only if u can find a 3090

[golden gust]

to be fair, rendering in general is deep in hell

[ashen cliff]

That's why we run headless servers.

[golden gust]

I'm glad that we're not sponge, as working around other mobs sounds like wiping your ass with nettles

*mods

[visual egret]

to be fair, i found a truck carrying 3090's, how do i install one of these into my computer

[nova plume]

lmao

[visual egret]

it comes in this box

[nova plume]

u can ship them to me ;)

[visual egret]

and theres this thing that says ink protection

no idea what it does

probably something nvidia implemented

[golden gust]

Like, that's the one major pro of bukkit is that there is one standard mechanism for listening to actions in the server, and if that don't work, you're just SOL, which blows, but, you know

with forge, if there isn't a pretty hook, you create your own

[untold copper]

lmao ppl on my server.... XD

[golden gust]

issue is that there is no general way to ensure compat there unless mods go out of their way to retain it or work with one another

We already have the same issue with plugins, but, somewhat more limited

glares at mcMMO

[formal turret]

but bukkit would work pretty well with mods if they didn't use enums for everything

[golden gust]

not really

[formal turret]

why not?

[untold copper]

oh croods 2 is out nice ima see

[golden gust]

You have two entirely different event systems in place

[visual egret]

wHaTs An eNuM

[ashen cliff]

I hope you can guess what it is:
https://posili.me/i/2021-01-27_18-53-20.png

[visual egret]

umm

[ashen cliff]

Every single server we make, someone is going to build it.

Every. Single. Time.

[golden gust]

how do you accurantly expose info to both of the event systems in a fair manner without basically introducing "me first!" type issues

[formal turret]

actually you know what, you're right

lol

[primal gale]

Hey guys how do I get rid of tile entity lag

[formal turret]

i was thinking back to the cauldron days

which somehow did work

[golden gust]

Not really

Like, it sorta did

[visual egret]

switch to paper

[primal gale]

I am

[golden gust]

but, there where many things which in general you where SOL with

[untold copper]

is it a .... prison? 👀

[visual egret]

great

[primal gale]

That’s why I’m here

[visual egret]

now go to #paper-help

[golden gust]

#paper-help define "lag" and provide timings, I guess

[ashen cliff]

Nyes.

[untold copper]

lol why

[nova plume]

can we all agree if biomesoplenty was ported to fabric that would be the best thing ever

[ashen cliff]

It's a special 🇵🇱 prison.

[nova plume]

ah yes

[visual egret]

no idea which one tbh 👀

[nova plume]

idk why im still part of the optifine discord server 🤦‍♂️

[untold copper]

yes

ono

[untold copper]

yes

are there no good biome mods for fabric?

[nova plume]

there are

terrestria, campanion and cinderscapes

[untold copper]

I gotta try fabric someday

You know any good backup mods for forge

[visual egret]

umm

[untold copper]

cos I need one of those as well

[visual egret]

yes

copy paste

your world

[untold copper]

auto backup mod

[visual egret]

crontab

or windows scheduler

[untold copper]

cos the other day my house burned down

I had a backup by fluke XD

whats crontab o.O

[twin lagoon]

.g crontab

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) The software utility cron is a time-based job scheduler in Unix-like computer operating systems. Users that set up and maintain software environments use cron to schedule jobs to run periodically at fixed times, dates, or intervals. It typically automates system maintenance or administration—though its general-purpose nature makes it useful for things like downloading files from the Internet and downloading email at regular intervals. The origi

[twin lagoon]

o.O indeed

[untold copper]

GUI

[visual egret]

for windows use this thing

[waxen panther]

windows moment

[untold copper]

yes lol

but thats cool

[twin lagoon]

pterodactyl uses docker so all of your servers would be isolated / containerized

[untold copper]

I'll be sure to try that

thanks oskar :D

[twin lagoon]

they've got a lovely web UI nowadays aswell

[nova plume]

i have to use windows :(

[untold copper]

yes

:(

[twin lagoon]

i would suggest sticking to SSH if you don't mind using SSH

[nova plume]

cos solidworks and school

[twin lagoon]

there is no benefit besides potentially easier managing it

[visual egret]

agreed

[nova plume]

forge load times are too long

[visual egret]

wait im gen z

[nova plume]

u played urself

[visual egret]

for gen a

[untold copper]

yeah it does take a while to load

[worn ember]

pretty sure ur millenial

[visual egret]

nah

[untold copper]

Gen Z, iGen, or Centennials: Born 1996 – TBD
Millennials or Gen Y: Born 1977 – 1995
Generation X: Born 1965 – 1976
Baby Boomers: Born 1946 – 1964

[visual egret]

wat

[nova plume]

fabric load times are pretty much similar to vanilla

[visual egret]

where tf did you get that from snoopa

[untold copper]

google

[visual egret]

i got it from yahoo answers

/s

[nova plume]

once forge has finished loading, it makes a water splashing sound and thats pretty sick

[visual egret]

wat

since when

[nova plume]

but its too clunky, closed source, etc

since u turn ur volume up

[warm anchor]

This is pretty dark joke lmao

[untold copper]

yes I don't get it

[nova plume]

idk but its there for 1.16

[waxen panther]

To think, PaperMC is blessed with not one but two Gen Alpha members

[warm anchor]

You will learn about it in junior grade history class

[visual egret]

who

[waxen panther]

[visual egret]

brocc wat

[untold copper]

Nice one lol

[visual egret]

isnt that a tos moment tho

brocc gets banned

[waxen panther]

you tell me

[untold copper]

pretty sure we wont

[visual egret]

snoopa

how do you not know this]

i mean i visited that place twice

irl

but still

[nova plume]

thas a bit dark

the exact place?

[untold copper]

pls explan

[visual egret]

yeah ive been there

[nova plume]

ww2

[untold copper]

oH

[visual egret]

that should be enough contexty

[untold copper]

OOOoooh

[visual egret]

lol

[nova plume]

lightbulb go brr

[left swift]

Dead joke cringe

[untold copper]

k i sleep bye

[nova plume]

gn

[warm anchor]

Y’all scared Snoopa now he’s gonna have nightmare tonight

[left swift]

Ur the nightmare eternity

[potent fossil]

I'm in my history class but laying in bed with my headphones on resting my eyes

This dude is better than a lullaby fuck

[spiral robin]

deep

[potent fossil]

I have panda express coming at 11am doe

40 minutes

[left swift]

Hi simp

[compact grove]

can someone help me setup a server

[limber knot]

that's sad food

tried it once or twice, never again

[warm anchor]

Maybe simple is sad rn

[limber knot]

even pick up stix or whatever is better, and I haven't had that for ages

[warm anchor]

What now Robo

[limber knot]

well that's self-inflicted ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spiral robin]

panda express

[ashen cliff]

That's why around 20 people are banned for building it each time.

It's like a whole group project.

[warm anchor]

Lmao

Idk what’s worse

Yours or naked anime girl pixel art in my server

[left swift]

😳

[formal turret]

oh man that's a real toss up eternity lmao

[peak ginkgo]

I just ordered food too @potent fossil lmao

I wasn't even hungry it was my sisters idea

[limber knot]

who buildin wat

[peak ginkgo]

"I know you just got paid do you wanna get me lunch"

[limber knot]

also who here does vlans at home

[left swift]

Were building waffles robo

[limber knot]

edible waffles?

[ashen cliff]

We also get some of those.

[left swift]

No plastic ones

[limber knot]

I don't get those, does that mean I'm not popular enuf

[left swift]

Y u need vlans at home

[potent fossil]

got an r/iamverysmart in my class https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/📘🍄😦🐿🎡.png

it's a history class.

[limber knot]

cuz security

[left swift]

Security from what u opening ur network to the public

[limber knot]

no security from other ppl on the network runnin tiktok apps n stuff

[peak ginkgo]

I love this screenshot

The emojis

[left swift]

Tiktok attack

[peak ginkgo]

This Kyle guy

Thank you

[warm anchor]

Lol wtf omg did anyone talk back?

[mossy vessel]

@spiral robin

[spiral robin]

[potent fossil]

professor ignored him and someone else said "Thank you how interesting"

class is over now

[warm anchor]

Lol I like that reply

[spiral robin]

hahaha

[warm anchor]

Very passive aggressive hahaha

[spiral robin]

i just start an "ok" chain when people try to be smart in chat

[warm anchor]

But yeah how are people unable to be self aware to that degree is beyond me

[limber knot]

sometimes u gotta correct ppl

[worn ember]

send back: "ion remember askin"

[warm anchor]

Send “who asked”

[potent fossil]

i mean, i thought the scientific consensus was literally "two stellar objects crashed into one another super fast and then like blob stuff and spinny stuff and then the earth and moon formed and now it's just continually spinning due to newton's first law" but like apparently it's all that shit he said which i dont bother to fact check

[visual egret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUcpVmEHuk

[spiral robin]

send navy seal copy pasta

[potent fossil]

also class is over, so whatevz

[golden gust]

not too sure how I feel about the suggested topics there

[worn ember]

wtf not following minecraft

[left swift]

Expand ur horizons cat

[potent fossil]

kekw

[mossy vessel]

They know you're a weeb

[spiral robin]

exposed

[worn ember]

tf is the difference between gaming and video games

[left swift]

Yes

[worn ember]

Makes sense, have a nice day

[limber knot]

board games

[worn ember]

i dont think so

[quasi valley]

I, too, consider my grandma next to her chess board an epic gamer

[warm anchor]

Follow your true self zzzcat. Join the weeb land

[worn ember]

are the weebs recruiting again

[visual egret]

what is anime

gotta do my baiting

[quasi valley]

you're too young for that kind of stuff

[visual egret]

meh i probably am

[limber knot]

I used to be neutral, but now I am part of "anime bad"

[visual egret]

i dont get the appeal

ive never watched any either

[limber knot]

it's cartoons but big eyes

and also sexualized often

[worn ember]

thats hentai kenny

[quasi valley]

well there's the people that like a good or heartwarming story, and then there's the people that just want to look at giant tiddies and girls that look like they're 12

[warm anchor]

[worn ember]

[warm anchor]

Or people that just like the cute emojis

[quasi valley]

hmm, maybe I can let that slide

[worn ember]

literally no one

[limber knot]

if it were about story then it wouldn't be about anime IMO since that refers to the artstyle and not the story itself

[quasi valley]

yeah I guess

[spiral robin]

[quasi valley]

I still like a good anime, just not the 90% of oversexualized garbage, as you said as well

[worn ember]

but anime tiddies kneny

[waxen panther]

mmmm anime tiddies

[meager tusk]

What is this convo

Paper general moment

[quasi valley]

it's about you filthy weebs

[meager tusk]

[warm anchor]

Anime toddies

[limber knot]

typical paper

[spiral robin]

why is it koriiPlead with two ii @waxen panther

[worn ember]

anime tiddies

[meager tusk]

[visual egret]

wat

is

[meager tusk]

real titties >

[spiral robin]

hello @meager tusk

[meager tusk]

booba

[limber knot]

paper general likes being stupid sexual cuz, that's allowed vs some other related stuff

[warm anchor]

[meager tusk]

they're sexual cause they ain't getting nun

[worn ember]

yes robo

[waxen panther]

oops

[meager tusk]

[waxen panther]

i will fix

[spiral robin]

is cute

dont change

[visual egret]

what is tiddies

[waxen panther]

might get a kori yawn next

[limber knot]

it's also why I'm glad I don't see any dumojis

[spiral robin]

yes

[waxen panther]

i am pretty obsessed with

[spiral robin]

and a kori

[quasi valley]

[warm anchor]

Robo you are missing out. Our emojis are cute

[visual egret]

awww

[warm anchor]

[quasi valley]

nothing beats oooo

[visual egret]

kneny thats a cute emoji

[spiral robin]

[waxen panther]

[mossy vessel]

What a delicious sea animal

[limber knot]

Yea I'm missing out on dum

[meager tusk]

Is that chick foaming

[quasi valley]

maybe the concerned tater

[meager tusk]

[spiral robin]

[limber knot]

saying no to dum means saying yes to more interesting and fruitful opportunities

[warm anchor]

[visual egret]

agreed

[meager tusk]

EterNity has so many anime emotes

it's astounding

[warm anchor]

No Oskar rerun to monke

[waxen panther]

[spiral robin]

[limber knot]

pretty sure that's the essence of his content

[visual egret]

wat

[meager tusk]

Ok RoboMWM

[warm anchor]

@meager tusk you can join my cult to use them

[meager tusk]

come back when you're not in irc

[visual egret]

what do you mean by that broccoli

[waxen panther]

nothing

[limber knot]

u dont have to join his trash to use his trash, use IRC

[waxen panther]

widepeepoweirdsmile

[limber knot]

and u can use wutever u want here

[visual egret]

can someone do my my maths for me

i dont want to do it

[warm anchor]

But I don’t want dum bot tag on my name

[spiral robin]

discord.gg/homework

[visual egret]

bots are smart

[spiral robin]

ofc thats a thing

[warm anchor]

Is that a real channel wowk

[visual egret]

aber advertising 👀

[waxen panther]

discord.gg/kindergarten

[spiral robin]

ok oskar

[limber knot]

wut u mean, u have a dum bot tag name

[visual egret]

discord.gg/papermc

[warm anchor]

No you Robo

[limber knot]

https://techfortress.azurewebsites.net/ApplicationFrameHost_2021-01-27_10-49-41.png

[visual egret]

you already have dum bot tag eternity

on irc

[waxen panther]

oh no, the 3 people in the world that still use irc will see the tag

[visual egret]

shush

[waxen panther]

[warm anchor]

[spiral robin]

brocc is cute funny xoxo

[visual egret]

ill shef u up blud

wasteman

[waxen panther]

aber is awesome and epic oxox

[visual egret]

is man trying to get sheffed?

[meager tusk]

oskar

you're very funny and humorous oskar

[spiral robin]

[meager tusk]

i love your comedy oskar

[waxen panther]

:DistractionDance:

[meager tusk]

[visual egret]

mans taking the piss

[limber knot]

https://techfortress.azurewebsites.net/ApplicationFrameHost_2021-01-27_10-50-58.png

[spiral robin]

[visual egret]

dont get caught lacking

[waxen panther]

pretty sure it's 3 people and their alts

[warm anchor]

[visual egret]

wait

[meager tusk]

that looks so ugly

[limber knot]

that's a lot of alts

[meager tusk]

[visual egret]

are you taking the piss brocc

[waxen panther]

then why is it only you and that other guy that talk on irc here

[visual egret]

what other guy

[waxen panther]

german guy

talks about law alot

[warm anchor]

Phenoix616?

[waxen panther]

ah yes

[meager tusk]

i love this description

[spiral robin]

haha

[meager tusk]

almost as much as i love you

[limber knot]

piss off brocc

[spiral robin]

:holdheart:

[waxen panther]

oskar no one likes british people

[meager tusk]

holdheart is so cute

[spiral robin]

brocc please steal holdheart

[waxen panther]

okie

[limber knot]

broccoli dont you live in britan

[left swift]

Oh god the anime conversation is back

[meager tusk]

britan

[waxen panther]

just cuz i live here doesnt mean i like it

[spiral robin]

[waxen panther]

can you go back to discord plez oskar

[limber knot]

why

dumcordian

[spiral robin]

cus blocked

[waxen panther]

[left swift]

Oskar could u dont use irc

[meager tusk]

[warm anchor]

Wow he literally joined

[limber knot]

:+1:

what is discord

[cunning raft]

/kickban

[warm anchor]

Tfw Oskar single handly drops the average irc user average age by half

[limber knot]

city just left irc after you said that

nah

[spiral robin]

[limber knot]

he usin irccloud

[waxen panther]

might have to steal distraction dance

[limber knot]

lol

[waxen panther]

beginning to like it

[limber knot]

city will be back

[spiral robin]

zml!!

[limber knot]

aber!!!!

[spiral robin]

gm :)

[limber knot]

good morning!

offline mode

discord nitro moment

[waxen panther]

😳 😳 zml 😳 😳

[spiral robin]

oskarDance

[limber knot]

uwu broc

[meager tusk]

Oskar moment

[waxen panther]

fr oskar moment

[limber knot]

also lol city's fancy bouncer is less reliable than my cheap vps

[cunning raft]

[spiral robin]

please steal this too brocc

[limber knot]

prolly using free irccloud

[meager tusk]

what can I say

[limber knot]

sad

[meager tusk]

you have a lot of moments

😐

[spiral robin]

[visual egret]

but more oskar than oskar moments

[cunning raft]

ok

[waxen panther]

ok !

[limber knot]

yall have lots of dumcordian moments

[warm anchor]

[meager tusk]

Ok

[waxen panther]

thats a yoink

[spiral robin]

[warm anchor]

Make it 3

[spiral robin]

idk how

[waxen panther]

its from a game

there we go

lots of steals today

[meager tusk]

[waxen panther]

[visual egret]

[cunning raft]

kekvv moment

[waxen panther]

wheres that command that compares irc usage vs discord usage over the last week / month

[spiral robin]

.compare-irc-usage-vs-discord-usage-over-the-last-week-/-month

[magic river]

.stats

[visual egret]

.kill broccolai

[limber knot]

gets some friends together and shivs broccolai a few times.

[visual egret]

poggers

[waxen panther]

oskar
gets some friends together

[visual egret]

fun with the bois

[spiral robin]

[peak ginkgo]

⭐

[waxen panther]

[spiral robin]

dejay

[visual egret]

i have friends

all of them are dumcordians tho

[spiral robin]

snoopa + all your alts

[peak ginkgo]

i have friends

https://u.dejay.dev/🥣🤔🥶.png

[spiral robin]

:o

[waxen panther]

i have friends

[peak ginkgo]

thats here

u guys

[visual egret]

hi

[meager tusk]

@peak ginkgo

[warm anchor]

It’s ok brocco you have us

[peak ginkgo]

🥰

[meager tusk]

brocco

[waxen panther]

[meager tusk]

oskar

that's 7243 people who hate you

[warm anchor]

[visual egret]

5 hours fun

[cunning raft]

ok

[visual egret]

ok

[peak ginkgo]

lunar

[visual egret]

ok

[meager tusk]

ok

lunar

[visual egret]

i mean

whats the issue with lunar

[meager tusk]

besides the devs sending invalid pitches

nothing

[visual egret]

wat

[waxen panther]

all the custom """"""pvp""""" clients are extremely cringe

[visual egret]

lunar isnt really pvp anymore tho

[mossy vessel]

It's just cringe now

[visual egret]

why tho

[cunning raft]

because you use it

[visual egret]

since when

[warm anchor]

Lol

[waxen panther]

lmao

[spiral robin]

nmf

[warm anchor]

The daily Oskar bullying I am loving this

[mossy vessel]

aber

[magic river]

lol did they just stick sodium and custom skin stuff into a client and charge money for it?

[visual egret]

?ban *

finally

no more bullies

oh wait

[cunning raft]

i got a way of fixing that too

[visual egret]

no

dont think about it

[waxen panther]

if i had mod ...

man

the i would do

[limber knot]

no

[visual egret]

you already abused mod on me

[left swift]

Wiz 2.0

[spiral robin]

kashike should hire us

[visual egret]

shush

[waxen panther]

ah yes i abused mod on you

with all my mod powers

[visual egret]

brocc bans mini

[cunning raft]

kekvv

[waxen panther]

kekvvvvvv

[visual egret]

what

is

papermc

[austere ivy]

special deal: for a limited time only, I will be mod on your server for one (1) whole day! for the low, special discount price of $4.99 please contact me in my dms. available while supplies last

[visual egret]

is it like toilet paper

[cunning raft]

laughing irl

loling out loud

[visual egret]

no srs question

[spiral robin]

brian what currency

[limber knot]

yall 2 young 2 remember old paperspigot logo

[spiral robin]

no

[austere ivy]

I put the $ sign there so usd I think

[spiral robin]

hmm

or CAD

or AUS

[limber knot]

aus, cad

my serbur

[austere ivy]

but I’ll take cad or aus too

[cunning raft]

$1 CAD = -$12 USD

[austere ivy]

(or also hugs. I take those too)

[golden gust]

sometimes y'all make me wish we we had wiz

[cunning raft]

same

[waxen panther]

yknow i used to hate wiz

[limber knot]

agree

[left swift]

Be the wiz cat

[waxen panther]

but to see what paper has become now

i think we need a wiz, maybe multiple wiz

[cunning raft]

wiz was the villain that lived long enough to become the hero

they were killed off too soon

[visual egret]

the oldest thing i can find

[cunning raft]

thanks

[left swift]

Wow cool

[waxen panther]

they were protecting us all along and we didnt even know

[limber knot]

oldest

[waxen panther]

this is so funny and EPIC

[cunning raft]

bring back wiz

[left swift]

Barty just cried loud enough

[visual egret]

https://github.com/PaperMC/papermc.io/tree/d36715d6e5625914dcc66eaa4f7f98e1e77f481b i mean here

[limber knot]

was b4 they had a site

[visual egret]

but thats still relativley new

[limber knot]

back in the good ol' days

when paper was #paperspigot in spigot IRC

[visual egret]

send original paperspigot logo pls

[left swift]

When our mommas sang us to sleep

[cunning raft]

no lmfao

[limber knot]

it probs still exists in its original repo

[visual egret]

i existed right

[waxen panther]

unlikely

[limber knot]

brocc sure as hecc didn't exist either

[waxen panther]

wtf

[left swift]

Too many unknown danger messages in chat I go for now good luck

[waxen panther]

yes i DID 😠

[limber knot]

I only know u from here a few months ago

as far as I'm concerned u didn't exist before den or anywhere else

[waxen panther]

oh no, i wasnt active in the paper community then

but i was alive 😠

[limber knot]

where were u active den

[waxen panther]

other places

not-mc stuff

[limber knot]

didn't c u in spigot forumz either

o

well there u go

[cunning raft]

your mom's house

[waxen panther]

gottem

[limber knot]

u didn't exist as far as MC is concerned

[waxen panther]

thank you

[visual egret]

i was alive too

smh

[waxen panther]

[visual egret]

the first time i saw minecraft was like 2013

if not earlier

[cunning raft]

ok

[limber knot]

my first serbur was beta 1.2_01

good ol' days

no potions

ladders that can skip every other block

[waxen panther]

THE good old days!

[coarse lily]

Rob is so cool

[visual egret]

damn i really wish the MS migration capes start when the account was regsitered

in that case i would have a 2015 cape

[cunning raft]

ok

[visual egret]

otherwise i only have a 2019 cape eww

aber what was that

[coarse lily]

What's "a wiz"?

[spiral robin]

internet test

[limber knot]

using dumcord for internet test

let's see if simple has this enabled

[stiff yarrow]

GME gang

[limber knot]

.ping

[cunning raft]

WSB is proving to be pure cancer as always

[coarse lily]

nossr - what trading site are you using?

I asked yesterday but don't think I saw if you answered.

[cunning raft]

they're pumping build a bear because its ticker is BBW

[visual egret]

how to dowload bitcoin

[cunning raft]

funny

[coarse lily]

oskar pls

[visual egret]

me and the bois pirating bitcoin 😎

[cunning raft]

good one

[spiral robin]

[quasi valley]

oskar pls

[visual egret]

ur mum

[limber knot]

I remember when I heard about bitcoin and could barely figure out how to even run the wallet and gave up on it

[visual egret]

robo how do you feel

[limber knot]

sad, but it's ok

[visual egret]

are you a millionare because you invested into FOREX

[coarse lily]

robo it wasn't exactly intuitive back in the day.

[limber knot]

I can still provision the means to stay alive as society starts its collapse

[mossy vessel]

I feel like losing brain cells again

[limber knot]

cuz we all gonna die one day

[viral hornet]

@visual egret stop being cringe

[cunning raft]

do you know what this means

[viral hornet]

Too early for cringe

[visual egret]

put money in get more money out

hopefully*

[cunning raft]

kill me

[waxen panther]

its in full force today camm

[visual egret]

terms and conditions apply

[coarse lily]

Alright if I fly to England and buy cat ice cream or something can I mute oskar?

[visual egret]

buy me a bitcoin

[waxen panther]

just convince england to reopen so oskar has to go back to school

[visual egret]

then ill just use my alt

@fluid elm

[cunning raft]

ez ban

[visual egret]

how is it a ban

[waxen panther]

evading

[visual egret]

evading what?

ur mum?

[spiral robin]

oh my god

[mossy vessel]

brb filing a report

[spiral robin]

youre soooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious oh my god

[coarse lily]

Seriously, oskar, just stop.

[visual egret]

ok

deleting my account rn

[cunning raft]

[warm anchor]

I can physically feel my IQ flying away from my brain.

[limber knot]

I mean, he's just parodying the essence of dumcord

so tbh I have yet to have any qualms with him

[coarse lily]

The nonstop shitposting / typing diarrhea is getting old.

[spiral robin]

^

[limber knot]

yall do that tho so ain't old 4 me

[vast idol]

Anyone know what would cause the message HOT_FLOOR to spam when people stand on magma blocks?

[cunning raft]

wiz

[visual egret]

i blame homework

this thing is boring af

[coarse lily]

Exercise some maturity and self control.

If you're bored do something else. Don't just shitpost in here.

[left swift]

Maturity and self control in paper general? Since wen

[limber knot]

^

also am never bored

[waxen panther]

its not normally this bad tbh

[left swift]

Robo u are a board

[coarse lily]

What's that saying? "Only the boring are bored"?

[limber knot]

ya, it's usually worse

[visual egret]

the magic of procrastinating an english exam

[limber knot]

2 much 2 do, so little energy and time

[spiral robin]

oh ok youre excused for acting like an idiot in that case

[visual egret]

cries

[waxen panther]

year 9 jesus

[worn ember]

its never too early

oh yeah babeh

[limber knot]

year 9

year anything

[visual egret]

i wanna die

[worn ember]

ok

[limber knot]

year 9 is what, grade 9 which is high school freshman which is what normal ppl call that?

[left swift]

Oh man

[spiral robin]

noman

[visual egret]

normal people call it secondary school year nine robo

[left swift]

Hallo

[limber knot]

no

[visual egret]

yes

[left swift]

Normal people call it jr high

[limber knot]

there's elementary, middle, high school, and college

[visual egret]

no

[limber knot]

all phases of life

[waxen panther]

oskar is british

[visual egret]

theres elementary, primary, high, college

[waxen panther]

year 9 is when you're 13

[limber knot]

any other system just dum

[visual egret]

no u

[limber knot]

idk y primary, just make it middle

ez

[left swift]

Duck truck

[visual egret]

although polish school system is dum

[woven otter]

shitposting is such a good hobby tho

[coarse lily]

Agree to disagree.

[visual egret]

do nitro users just have unlimited emojis

[limber knot]

it assists in reminding us the absurdity of life

[woven otter]

no it's only for ducks

[visual egret]

wheres my gun

wait

this is britan

[left swift]

Good one oskar

[woven otter]

dont you disrespect the ducks

[visual egret]

i wont disrespect them

i always hunt in the most respectful way

[limber knot]

humane treatment, as always

Oregon trail

[woven otter]

no treatment is the most humane treatment

[visual egret]

actually yeah

i just shoot the duc

and walk away

[woven otter]

no

bad

[visual egret]

but its the most humane treament

[woven otter]

no

[limber knot]

that is the no treatment

[wild escarp]

i won't treat them after i shoot them

[limber knot]

instafertilizer

[woven otter]

mods please ban these horrible people

[visual egret]

what is wrong

[golden gust]

only use for a duck is dinner

[visual egret]

ouch

now duck is getting bullied by mods

[golden gust]

I'm not a mod

[limber knot]

tbh I want sum duck now

[woven otter]

haha cat was called a mod

[void void]

🦆

[visual egret]

what does this commit do https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/commit/622229778428e822be7c97d9c5f08ddb6281d97f

[void void]

Duck friends

[golden gust]

I mean, I generally refuse to deal with doing mod stuff outside of dumb obvious stuff because that means, like, rules and such

[spiral robin]

nightwolf

[limber knot]

Maybe I should buy lunch dis time hm

[void void]

Yes it's me official

I never left

Its just that this discord is boring and i don't use the products anymore

[left swift]

Buy duck lunch

[limber knot]

irc > discord

[left swift]

No oskar go back to discord

[limber knot]

y

[left swift]

IRC is for boomers only

[limber knot]

oh wait you blocked me thats why :(

[left swift]

Boomers like robo

[visual egret]

what unencrypted passwords

[merry talon]

oh man I wish I could buy GME right now

[spiral robin]

thats such a legendary story

[warm anchor]

You could still buy it

[spiral robin]

yeah

i wanna buy a stock just to be a part of it

[warm anchor]

It’s gonna burst though

[visual egret]

why are some people going crazy over nokia stock

[formal turret]

probably the same reason as gme

[visual egret]

ive done some nokia stock on my practice account

[merry talon]

I literally can't

[spiral robin]

What Oskar

[merry talon]

deposits take 3 days

I have no money in the account

[spiral robin]

Ofc ye but until then, super insane story. I'm so happy for that 1 guy lol

[visual egret]

trading 212 practice account go brr

im going to buy gamestop stuff on my practice after it crashes

[twin lagoon]

because it is being pumped by wsb shilling

+45%

the stocks WSB likes to go crazy about atm are AMC, GME, NOK, PLTR, NIO, TSLA, BB

[warm anchor]

Though Tesla has a product and a working model

Gme in the other hand don’t have anything

[visual egret]

TsLa 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 fOr TheSkY

anyway my practice account has over 15k in gains, where you start with 50k

so you can say im a pro investor now

😎

[warm anchor]

That’s cool Oskar

[cunning raft]

ur 13