general

[worn ember]

Did you know that today is the day that comes after yesterday?

[woven otter]

how do you know

[tame pendant]

He's from the future

[worn ember]

Exactly

It's only an issue when the tomorrows don't come anymore

[golden gust]

Who even said what yesterday is?

[ashen cliff]

Only now exists.

[worn ember]

21st of the 21st century of the year 2021

[ashen cliff]

And now is the time to install PostgreSQL.

[visual egret]

today is a shitty day

[untold copper]

agreed

[visual egret]

Why is it using the old one now

My computer is dying

Google meet is dying

Maths watch is dying

Show my homework is dying

I hate this

[untold copper]

im dying

[visual egret]

I might as well be

[meager tusk]

Good

[twin lagoon]

alright knock it off depressed 14 year olds

idriz

[meager tusk]

Michael

[visual egret]

ive missed half of my lessons

[twin lagoon]

f

[meager tusk]

Sucks to suck

[visual egret]

because this bullshit google meet wont work

[twin lagoon]

[mossy vessel]

Happens

[visual egret]

and neither does most of the things i rely on

[twin lagoon]

nmf

[waxen panther]

ah yes

[mossy vessel]

[meager tusk]

[waxen panther]

paper is having another meeting of the minds

[meager tusk]

brocc

[waxen panther]

idriz

[visual egret]

and my brother is dum and hes crying for some reason

[meager tusk]

kick him

[visual egret]

and its my resposnibility to calm him down

[twin lagoon]

he gets it from the best

[waxen panther]

ah yes

bring him here

lets have another mind in the meeting

[visual egret]

tos moment

[twin lagoon]

brocc hows ur brekky

[waxen panther]

HOT

still eating

so full

[meager tusk]

I'm coming back from school

[twin lagoon]

that's good though

[waxen panther]

tf

what timezone are you in idriz

one that doesnt exist .

[meager tusk]

is it Michael

[visual egret]

Fuck this

Pop os it is

I’m tired of this windows bullshit breaking too

[olive marlin]

Oskar you change your OS like every week lol

[visual egret]

What

No

I already have pop installed

[meager tusk]

oskar changing your OS won't fix the anthropogenic factor to you having a hard time

[visual egret]

Huh

At least pop works

[meager tusk]

what's there to huh about

[visual egret]

Pop is working so much better than windows right now

[meager tusk]

okay

but that won't solve the real problem behind those issues

you

[golden gust]

Btw

I use arch

[meager tusk]

Cool

I use manjaro. It's good at collecting the tears of salty arch elitists

[visual egret]

What did I do differently today to make all of the shit I rely on break

[meager tusk]

[visual egret]

I’m actually so pissdd

[viral hornet]

[meager tusk]

Camm

[untold copper]

windows starts breaking if you dont restart it every 10 or so days

[meager tusk]

Snoopa Fact

[olive marlin]

Windows starts breaking as soon as you install it.

[waxen panther]

tbh oskar just use windows

it breaks a lot but at least its idiot proof

[meager tusk]

[olive marlin]

Now brocc won't know.

[waxen panther]

know what

am i going to have to open irc

[olive marlin]

Shit.

There's no need to do that.

[untold copper]

its small things like, when you hover over something in the taskbar, the text doesnt go away after you stop hovering

[meager tusk]

that's fucking with my eyes

[worn ember]

my search was broken earlier lol

it wouldnt show the actual application it found

[meager tusk]

windows can be weird sometimes

[worn ember]

yup

[meager tusk]

distros

[untold copper]

there

[meager tusk]

oh that hasn't happened to me in a while

[worn ember]

try restarting explorer

[untold copper]

not even on mozilla window, just hover over it and you have to click it so it goes away

[meager tusk]

or just hover over it

yea

[twin lagoon]

imagine having your search bar enabled

wasted space

[waxen panther]

OK IDRZ

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

But fine

No longer.

[meager tusk]

what?

No i got hacked

[waxen panther]

i hate you

[meager tusk]

that's why i deleted it

[twin lagoon]

brocc send a piece of ur tuna sandwich

[waxen panther]

its in my stomach

[twin lagoon]

😔

[meager tusk]

Send a heart back or i'll paste the wall of text

[waxen panther]

gone

no

we're DONE

[meager tusk]

NO

[twin lagoon]

The following things have come to my attention

1. You hate me:
   This is, unfortunately, pretty clear by your lack of response.

2. You want me dead:
   Unwanted interaction with me means you dislike me. Disliking me means you probably want me to not have any good luck in life. Probably want me dead.

3. You're laughing right now:
   By laughing at this message, you are expressing that you truly do not care about my feelings. You clearly know this is true, and find pleasure in it.

Why do you hate me?
All I've done is:

• Be nice
• Be supportive
• Be caring
• Be there in your toughest times
• Be here whenever you need me

However, even in the best of times, all you've done is:

• Be rude
• Be angry with me
• Look down on me
• Laugh at me
• Ignore me
• Express your distaste for me
• Wish for my death

Here's what this means:

• Appropriate steps will be taken in order to make your life a living hell.
• No matter how many times you apologize, I will still hunt you down.
• I, like most people on this planet, fucking despise you.

Why?
You may be asking why I've come to this conclusion. Well, the simple, elegant, and brutal truth is that you are a fucking idiot. I can not stand for this level of disrespect any longer. Goodbye.

[meager tusk]

send another heart

[worn ember]

do you really need to post that every day?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[waxen panther]

[meager tusk]

yes

[untold copper]

yes

[meager tusk]

[worn ember]

The following things have come to my attention

1. You hate me:
   This is, unfortunately, pretty clear by your lack of response.

2. You want me dead:
   Unwanted interaction with me means you dislike me. Disliking me means you probably want me to not have any good luck in life. Probably want me dead.

3. You're laughing right now:
   By laughing at this message, you are expressing that you truly do not care about my feelings. You clearly know this is true, and find pleasure in it.

Why do you hate me?
All I've done is:

• Be nice
• Be supportive
• Be caring
• Be there in your toughest times
• Be here whenever you need me

However, even in the best of times, all you've done is:

• Be rude
• Be angry with me
• Look down on me
• Laugh at me
• Ignore me
• Express your distaste for me
• Wish for my death

Here's what this means:

• Appropriate steps will be taken in order to make your life a living hell.
• No matter how many times you apologize, I will still hunt you down.
• I, like most people on this planet, fucking despise you.

Why?
You may be asking why I've come to this conclusion. Well, the simple, elegant, and brutal truth is that you are a fucking idiot. I can not stand for this level of disrespect any longer. Goodbye.

[worn ember]

ok

[untold copper]

yes, big heart

[meager tusk]

Snoopa Fact Again

[worn ember]

so glad i upgraded to 32gb ram lol

now my pc is idle at 16gb

[untold copper]

I choose to have it enabled bruh

[twin lagoon]

wtf why

[meager tusk]

"bruh"

[worn ember]

bruh idriz

[untold copper]

idriz bruh

[meager tusk]

What? Just a pepe hopping on a bus.

[twin lagoon]

how do you idle at 16gb tf

[meager tusk]

[worn ember]

[untold copper]

why you criticizing my bruhs bruh

bruh

[twin lagoon]

i'm using 11gb with like 8 applications & chrome w/ youtube playback

[ashen cliff]

Bruh.

[meager tusk]

you can stop being cringy now snoopa

[ashen cliff]

Brate.

[worn ember]

well idle as in just having a few ide's open and a few chromes

[meager tusk]

[untold copper]

ok bruh

[worn ember]

intellij casually using 4gb

[ashen cliff]

Ok.

But who asked?

[golden gust]

being as hatable as ded

[twin lagoon]

4gb command prompt

[waxen panther]

tell us krusic

who did askl

[twin lagoon]

this is nothing compared to my 20gb msfs

[worn ember]

"hatable"

[golden gust]

wondering why people hate you

Shut up ded

[untold copper]

dont worry ded ur cool :3

[worn ember]

i do look good with a hat

[golden gust]

Inb4 fedora

[worn ember]

sorry, not a linux fan /s

[ashen cliff]

Since no one asked:

[untold copper]

forced to run a minecraft server with that as console

[golden gust]

Install gentoo

[waxen panther]

yes

install gentoo and then use a web brwoser

[untold copper]

how else can i run a .bat so it actually use the console better

cos command prompt as console sucks

[waxen panther]

uhhh ya, dont run servers on windows ?

[worn ember]

wtf brocc

[untold copper]

what if thats out of the question

[waxen panther]

i know

im CRAZY

make the in the question

windows is good for gaming and nothing else

[golden gust]

Then see if you can associate bat files with a better console emulator...

[waxen panther]

ah yes like one of the other amazing terminals on windows like powershell

[untold copper]

can you tell me some better console emulators 👀

[worn ember]

@waxen panther whos the real madman here

[waxen panther]

im gunna throw up

[olive marlin]

I heard the windows terminal is good.

[waxen panther]

i use alacritty on windows too

[twin lagoon]

windows terminal is epic

[waxen panther]

mainly so i can use the same dotfile

[untold copper]

no colors D:

[twin lagoon]

it has tiling

it has colors

[golden gust]

I use iTerm

[untold copper]

n o p e

[twin lagoon]

it even has transparency

[untold copper]

oops

[wild escarp]

windows terminal is the best

[untold copper]

yes

[wild escarp]

http://i.notom3ga.me/z-ClyttaDA.png

[untold copper]

no colors

[worn ember]

Fluent terminal or riot

[untold copper]

you know how it is with modded

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[golden gust]

That ps1 reminds me of ded

[worn ember]

[solid siren]

why when i set a world spawn it spawn me in that area randomly but not in that specific block

[worn ember]

cuz thats how vanilla spawn works

[mossy vessel]

wsl flexers

[untold copper]

hai nmf :D

[worn ember]

its not even wsl

lmao

oh

nvm

[solid siren]

/gamerule spawnRadius false this fix it

thanks

[olive marlin]

There's gamerule to set the random distance.

[worn ember]

monkas vanilla rtp

[olive marlin]

Hmm, I wonder if it could be exploited for vanilla RTP.

[worn ember]

could be used to respawn in a random location

[olive marlin]

On command, change radius to huge one, respawn player, set radius back to normal.

[untold copper]

2b2t does that

could be used to respawn in a random location

this i mean

[untold copper]

pog?!

[worn ember]

i wonder how it determines it

[olive marlin]

No need for some stupid RTPs trying to reimplement it.

[worn ember]

probably very inefficient like everything else

[mossy vessel]

Yes, wsl, fool

[twin lagoon]

nmf

[worn ember]

shhh

[solid siren]

u guyss know any plugin that gives item for new players?

[mossy vessel]

:P

[worn ember]

ive only had 9 hours of sleep today

essentials kits

[untold copper]

essentialsX

with essentialsX spawn

and essentialsX kits

[mossy vessel]

I'm almost awake for 9h

[solid siren]

ohh okay thankss

is it lightweight?

[worn ember]

rip ive been awake for like 3 at most

[mossy vessel]

Being productive

[worn ember]

essentialsx is poopoo dont use /s

[untold copper]

yes

[solid siren]

thankss

[untold copper]

use cmi bruh /s

[worn ember]

ah yes

[olive garden]

consistent markdown parsing is hard

[heady spear]

lol

[untold copper]

ur so ded

[wide chasm]

?warn @willow widget Please don't ping mods for non-moderation issues

[leaden oxide]

Lielais_Nils#2840 has been warned. || Please don't ping mods for non-moderation issues

[untold copper]

what bruh moment

you pinged the MODS

[olive garden]

🍿

[heady spear]

twice now, in fact

[olive garden]

replies don't always ping

it's configurable

[untold copper]

the mods of a 10k+ member server

[heady spear]

that one did trig

it has an @

[olive garden]

how can you tell?

[heady spear]

if there's no @ it doesn't ping

[olive garden]

nice

TIL

[heady spear]

.

[heady spear]

.

[olive garden]

shutup?

[heady spear]

I think Larry and I did an investigation to get to the bottom of that lol

[wide chasm]

?ban @willow widget Racism

[twin lagoon]

peak minecraft right there

[olive marlin]

Paper General at its finest.

[twin lagoon]

bloodstone

[heady spear]

awesome bot

[wide chasm]

Well that works too

[olive marlin]

Michale

[heady spear]

lol :'')

[leaden oxide]

I can't find user @willow widget.

[heady spear]

hahahah

[left swift]

What a pro minecraft moment on my minehut 1.8 offline factions pvp anarchy server with dupes

[untold copper]

ono what did i miss

[left swift]

Nothing

[untold copper]

racism? damn

das intense

[olive marlin]

When will Python2 finally die? 😞

I wrote some nice python3 code, but turns out something we use requires python2 so now I'm rewriting it...

[minor badge]

Python 2 technically is dead :>

[olive marlin]

They killed it a year ago, pip removed support for it earlier this year.

But it's still alive...

[minor badge]

oh what was that ebook reader in python?

the one whose author said he'd just maintain python 2 by himself kekw

[wide chasm]

lol

[waxen panther]

still not as bad as java 8

[olive garden]

Java 8 is supported though

[minor badge]

java 8 works, its fiiiineee

[waxen panther]

Java 8 will never die

[topaz mortar]

proxy uwu.

The type hint of python 3.7+ is it worth alone to use python 3.

[olive marlin]

Apparently Contrail just migrated CAD to Ansible 2.7 which was EOL for a long time (current version is 2.10).

So I might never get to see the day they move to python3...

[clever widget]

hi

[topaz mortar]

Mojang could update to Java 11 or 17. It would be enough for to let them update to a more up to date version of 8, so that SelfSigned certs work.

[olive marlin]

I really enjoy working with python3.6+

[clever widget]

why is java 8 use????/

[topaz mortar]

Would be enjoyable if Mojang decides to wait releasing MC 1.17 until Java 17 LTS gets released and call it a 1.17 double release. 😄

[rigid solar]

i wander is there an mod/plugin that i can put into my modded server to link modded items to be used in spigot gui's?

cause it sucks that i can't use modded items in guis with spigot plugins, 😭

[topaz mortar]

Simply Minecraft is based on it for to long and "no one"* forces the server to use a newer version.
*Paper will do it with mc 1.17

[wide chasm]

Mods and spigot don't go together, so no

[clever widget]

*Paper will do it with mc 1.17
Why

[minor badge]

several cool hosts already default java 11 too

[rigid solar]

welp it should start doing it with 1.12 modpacks

[left swift]

The cooliest hosts

[minor badge]

@umbral tiger

[twin lagoon]

@umbral tiger

[untold copper]

I go to study

[wide chasm]

Adding mod support to Spigot is too large of an undertaking for it to be worth it.

[untold copper]

then I end up back here

[clever widget]

forge 🤮

[tropic flame]

this

[topaz mortar]

Like the concept of SpoutCraft from 1.6.4

[tropic flame]

i'd hate to be this guy but I've never had any major issues with Thermos that impeded things from working

only with Portal Gun since obviously WorldGuard wasn't able to protect against it lmao

[clever widget]

rg flag regionname UsePortals deny

[tropic flame]

uh

[clever widget]

jk

[tropic flame]

wouldn't that only affect nether portals

oh

LOL

idek if there's a flag like that but whatever

[clever widget]

thats the joke

[tropic flame]

Sponge is the way for modded, anyway

[clever widget]

whats sponge

[tropic flame]

(I'd say Sponge is the way for everything tbh, the API is amazing)

[tropic flame]

another server software

[left swift]

Sucks sponge is stuck in 1.12

[tropic flame]

but this one can work with Forge too

[clever widget]

daen

[tropic flame]

(and also Vanilla)

[worn ember]

am waiting for sponge 8 to release then i'm outta here

[clever widget]

forge

[tropic flame]

that is actually based, i don't want to play anything above that LMFAO

[left swift]

Write sponge pl0gins ded

[clever widget]

ive heard of forge server but how would that work

[worn ember]

im planning to

[left swift]

Nice

[worn ember]

rtp sponge

[left swift]

Spongeytp

I require 30% commission for use of my idea

Sign here x___

[tropic flame]

most servers should still be running 1.12.2 right now anyway

so cool thing Sponge still supports it

[worn ember]

i just need to implement the sponge module

[left swift]

I dont think 1.12 is the majority anymore is it

For paper anyways maybe

[warm anchor]

1.16 is

[tropic flame]

well oops I forgot

[worn ember]

modded is still largely 1.12

[tropic flame]

i meant modded servers

yeah

modded servers should still be running in 1.12.2 for the most part right now*

[warm anchor]

Any server that’s not running full custom or paper are basically irrelevant

[worn ember]

no u

[left swift]

Ur unirrelevant

[warm anchor]

But modded is on forge eco system

I never seen any modded server can maintain 20 tos after 10th player

[tropic flame]

well and i was talking about sponge and forge when I said that :^)

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[left swift]

Pixelmon can

[warm anchor]

[worn ember]

i have never seen a vanilla server do that either

[warm anchor]

[tropic flame]

yeah lmao it's not like after 1.13 vanilla servers perform very fast 🤣

that's why I still like 1.12.2

[woven otter]

bUt UnSUpPorTed

[left swift]

Be careful saying that here someone might make fun of you

[tropic flame]

i don't care, you won't see me coming here asking for help

I'll fix shit myself

[clever widget]

why is 1.13 and newer bad for performance
why is it 1.13 why wasnt 1.12 the bad one

[warm anchor]

Villager

[left swift]

Spaghetti code

[sand epoch]

voxelshapespliterator

[tropic flame]

1.13 was supposed to be just an optimization update but then they merged the supposed 1.14 with it, which was going to be the aquatic update

result: mess

[warm anchor]

It was the worse major release of recent time

[topaz mortar]

What's so special there that you need to wait for it? A more stable API? A rewritten toolchain that allows faster updates?

[warm anchor]

They also tryna to make bedrock catch-up on versions

So now both java and bedrock are on same major version

[clever widget]

isnt bedrock caught up?

[tropic flame]

it's because 1.12.2 iS tOo oLd

[worn ember]

just a stable api thats not gonna be completely rewritten in 2 versions lul

[warm anchor]

They do now

[clever widget]

i literally hate bedrock so much

[ashen cliff]

PaperSpigot 1.12.2 LTS

[worn ember]

just gonna use it as a starting point

[tropic flame]

sad thing they haven't caught up in features 👀 redstone sucks in bedrock

[left swift]

Krusicspigot

[ashen cliff]

NoSpigot.

[topaz mortar]

You expect a stable API. Did Sponge ever had a stable one?

[waxen panther]

good morning eternity

[warm anchor]

FastAsyncAuthme by krusic22 @ashen cliff

[worn ember]

i havent developed enough for sponge to know

[warm anchor]

Oh I saw your in island I thought you went to sleep so I don’t reply

[clever widget]

the sevrers are like,,,, what even
its buggy asf
it uses udp grrrrrrrrr
you cant even go 100,000 blocks without bugs

[tropic flame]

If that's what you're looking for, then forget it. They release at least one major version on each major minecraft release, with breaking changes.

[worn ember]

but last time i was told most of it would be rewritten, so i figured i'd just wait for that

[clever widget]

i hate bedrock i hate bedrock i hate bedrock

[tropic flame]

between API 8 and API 9 there will always be breaking changes

[worn ember]

i'm in no rush anyway

[ashen cliff]

FastAsyncAuthMeSkinsRestorerGeyser1.12.2PaperSpigot.

[tropic flame]

between API 9 and 10 there'll be more breaking changes

[ashen cliff]

Only 50€.

[tropic flame]

that's just how it is

[waxen panther]

no sleep

[tropic flame]

and you just deal with it lmao

[waxen panther]

am gaming with eer

[left swift]

4 installments of 49.99

[warm anchor]

Just sell it as a bundle. Authme skinrestorer antiVPN 1.8kitpvp @ashen cliff

[warm anchor]

Nice.

[untold copper]

mods are pog

[clever widget]

PremiumLeakedFastAsyncAuthMeSkinsRestorerGeyserSkript1.12.2PaperSpigotFloodgateForgeModSupport

beta

[ashen cliff]

Add Skript.

[topaz mortar]

The last time I looked into it they were at API 5 or 6. So I assume that 1-8 were all braking changes.

[tropic flame]

don't forget to bundle that plugin that denies /plugins!!!!

[warm anchor]

Add chat control too

[tropic flame]

this. each major version brings breaking changes and you'll always have to rewrite something on your plugin

and that's the beauty of it

[clever widget]

PremiumLeakedFastAsyncAuthMeSkinsRestorerGeyserSkript1.12.2PaperSpigotFloodgateForgeModSupportBungeeCordWaterfallMySQLdatabaseMariaDBMongoDBsqLite

[worn ember]

probably to some degree yeah

[warm anchor]

This is it boys

The peak

[tropic flame]

this sounds like java class names by someone who's stupidly into OOP

[worn ember]

C# has entered the chat

[tropic flame]

MainClassExecutionInjectionManagementForkingProcessFinalExaminer.java

like what the fuck is this

[untold copper]

its the MainClassExecutionInjectionManagementForkingProcessFinalExaminer

[minor badge]

@heady spear IBanExceptionalFutureLoggerFactory.ImplBanExceptionalFutureLoggerFactory#get(Class)BanFutureExceptionalFutureLogger moment ?

[clever widget]

i fear java

[heady spear]

who r u n y r u pinging me

[worn ember]

this is a real C# standard lib class name: BoundTreeRewriterWithStackGuardWithoutRecursionOnTheLeftOfBinaryOperator

[ashen cliff]

Wasn't there a GTK thing that had a really really really long name?

[minor badge]

long names are fine

[tropic flame]

no they're not lmao

[minor badge]

stop being pussies and name your stuff per what they do

[tropic flame]

go over 20 letters and i won't read your code anymore

[topaz mortar]

As long as they fit their function.

[untold copper]

ah yes, auroroawarowowowuuauarwaawa

[tropic flame]

after 16 I'm gonna be hating it to death already

[worn ember]

ProbablyWorksButImNotSureCuzIDidntWriteUnitTests

[heady spear]

I think the longest in cloud is DelegatingCommandSuggestionEngineFactory

[topaz mortar]

City uwu

[heady spear]

hm AsynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinator is pretty long too

@topaz mortar uwu

[minor badge]

so youre never gonna work in enterprise

[left swift]

Just name it lllllllllliiilllllll.iiiilillllill

[topaz mortar]

You like it long.

[wide chasm]

Long names are horrible

[untold copper]

^

[tropic flame]

it could just be AsyncCmdExecCoordinator like a sane mind would think (still goes over 20 letters but screw it i was hyperbolizing anyway)

[minor badge]

thats ugly as fuck

[heady spear]

wtf no thx

[worn ember]

can we ban proxi for encouraging long class names ktnx

[clever widget]

what does async mean

i am noob

[tropic flame]

not uglier than the unshortened words version anyway

[cedar spade]

AsnCmdExcCrdntor

[dim shadow]

asynchorus

[left swift]

Acxc

[minor badge]

its a LOT uglier actually

[clever widget]

but what does it mean

[tropic flame]

not really ¯_(ツ)_/¯but that's just me i guess

[cyan nova]

just use acronyms for everything

[left swift]

Google it

[waxen panther]

why are people scared of long class names lol

your ide does it all for you

[wide chasm]

Long class names hurt readability

[olive garden]

so do short ones

[waxen panther]

better than AsdASdiasdNTeiSdapC

[left swift]

Hey paper, how many yards are in 556 miles and why isnt it async?

[tropic flame]

i know a main selling point of Java is verbosity but at this point I'd just like to write assembly from now on

[topaz mortar]

SonarQube is scared of long method name, probably long classnames as well.
😄

[waxen panther]

ok

go ahead

write assembly

:)

[clever widget]

www.BANDICAM.com

[wide chasm]

There's nothing wrong with a class name of four or even five words, but there's a limit. Your class name is not documentation.

[heady spear]

final AsynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinator.Builder asynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinatorBuilder = AsynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinator.builder();
asychronousCommandExecutionCoordinatorBuilder.withSynchronousParsing();
final AsynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinator asynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinator = asynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinatorBuilder.build();
final ComplatableFuture<CommandResult<CommandSender>> asynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinationResult = asynchronousCommandExecutionCoordinator.coordinateExecution(commandContext, commandInput);

[clever widget]

FDKLJSAFLSD

[worn ember]

what the fuck

[tropic flame]

yeah look at this lmao

[left swift]

Take a drink everytime you read command

[worn ember]

i dont have enough booze for that

[tropic flame]

this

[heady spear]

then this is fine, only 4 words 😄

and the builder is only 1 word, woah

[left swift]

Why do u keep posting this

[ashen cliff]

I have the best naming scheme ever created:

function GetQualityNative1080p_30FPS_H2651080p_30FPS_H2641080p_30FPS_VP9720p_30FPS_H265720p_30FPS_H264720p_30FPS_VP9480p_30FPS_H265480p_30FPS_H264480p_30FPS_VP9EX_1080p_60FPS_H265EX_1080p_60FPS_H264EX_1080p_60FPS_VP9EX_720p_60FPS_H265EX_720p_60FPS_H264EX_720p_60FPS_VP9($user) {
case 0:
  return "Native";
  break;
case 1:
  return "1080p, 30FPS, H265";
  break;
case 2:
  return "1080p, 30FPS, H264";
  break;
case 3:
  return "1080p, 30FPS, VP9";
  break;
case 4:
  return "720p, 30FPS, H265";
  break;
case 5:
  return "720p, 30FPS, H264";
  break;
case 6:
  return "720p, 30FPS, VP9";
  break;
case 7:
  return "480p, 30FPS, H265";
  break;
case 8:
  return "480p, 30FPS, H264";
  break;
case 9:
  return "480p, 30FPS, VP9";
  break;
case 10:
  return "EX: 1080p, 60FPS, H265";
  break;
case 11:
  return "EX: 1080p, 60FPS, H264";
  break;
case 12:
  return "EX: 1080p, 60FPS, VP9";
  break;
case 13:
  return "EX: 720p, 60FPS, H265";
  break;
case 14:
  return "EX: 720p, 60FPS, H264";
  break;
case 15:
  return "EX: 720p, 60FPS, VP9";
  break;
default:
  return "Native";
}

There.

[worn ember]

[minor badge]

@heady spear wanna watch Fate: The Winx Saga with me?

[heady spear]

no

i still don't know who you are

hello mods this rando keeps pinging me

pls ban

[tropic flame]

is this an anime from the Fate franchise i still haven't heard about

[wide chasm]

Proxi please ban yourself, cause I don't have permission

[worn ember]

winx club

[tropic flame]

oh

yeah i figured lmao

i was just joking

[worn ember]

[heady spear]

ha ha ha

[golden gust]

?voteban @minor badge

[clever widget]

n

[worn ember]

!yes

[clever widget]

!no

?no

[tropic flame]

?perhaps

[heady spear]

who decided to give roles to women

[wide chasm]

.8ball should we ban proxi

[ashen cliff]

Dyno dead as always.

[heady spear]

aren't they supposed to be doing the dishes? smh

[golden gust]

I wanna make that a thing

[minor badge]

@golden gust hey x

wanna watch the fairy show w me

[golden gust]

Like, voteban just sorta like shows a message that people can react to

It'll do nothing outside of that

[minor badge]

i am slightly concerned that the first suggestion has changed from flushed to flushed gorilla

[golden gust]

But, we'll be able to show proxi how much we hate her

[heady spear]

no let's add ban roulette

[tropic flame]

flushed monke

[heady spear]

with a 10% chance of banning them

[worn ember]

on city its 100% tho

[golden gust]

I'd support that

[heady spear]

you don't have the balls to ban me

dumb cat

[worn ember]

or just bully him till he leaves on his own again

[wide chasm]

?ban City I have balls

[golden gust]

I ban who I want

[tropic flame]

can we unban Ivan just so he joins back to play ban roulette and we see him getting banned

[golden gust]

You're just not worth it

[heady spear]

you love me

knew it

[topaz mortar]

Using nested classes just to reduce class name length.
https://stackoverflow.com/a/1785706

[golden gust]

E n t e r p r I s e j a v a

[heady spear]

enterprise me daddy

[ashen cliff]

Looks like a FS limit to me.

[tropic flame]

oh good lord the name length is restricted by the filesystem limitations

imagine what java developers could do otherwise

[worn ember]

shrek script as package name

[heady spear]

HasThisTypePatternTriedToSneakInSomeGenericOrParameterizedTypePatternMatchingStuffAnywhereVisitor

[ashen cliff]

Good thing most are limited to 255/256 bytes.

[heady spear]

https://www.javadoc.io/doc/org.aspectj/aspectjweaver/latest/org/aspectj/weaver/patterns/HasThisTypePatternTriedToSneakInSomeGenericOrParameterizedTypePatternMatchingStuffAnywhereVisitor.html

[ashen cliff]

Let's not talk about UniFS tho.

[clever widget]

ja va

[heady spear]

AbstractAnnotationConfigDispatcherServletInitializer

[tropic flame]

is this french

[worn ember]

is this loss?

[tropic flame]

see? you shortened "Configuration", it's not a bad idea

[heady spear]

that's not me

that's spring

[tropic flame]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[heady spear]

ClassFilterAwareUnionIntroductionAwareMethodMatcher

ClaFilAwUnInAwMeMa

I shortened it

[tropic flame]

yeah in that case I would only shorten Introduction to Intro

honestly I'd just write code that wouldn't force me to write such long names lol

[heady spear]

HaThTyPaTrToSnInSoGeOrPaTyPaMaStAnVi.class

better ?

[minor badge]

you reference AOP therefore your opinion is invalid

[umbral tiger]

Uwuuuu

Whatsup?

[heady spear]

viva la AOP

[minor badge]

[heady spear]

aspectj is cool

[topaz mortar]

You want to guess Spring Boot class names? here you've a website for. http://java.metagno.me

[limber knot]

http 👀

[heady spear]

https is for silly ppl

in fact, the s stands for "silly"

[wide chasm]

HyperText Transfer Protocol, Silly!

[tropic flame]

HyperTextTransferProtocolConnectionInitializationExecutor

[heady spear]

HTTPS is a fraud. It's all setup by Big CA to earn a shit tonne of money from poor website owners

[olive garden]

f in http stands for how fast it is

[wide chasm]

lol

[worn ember]

s in trigary stands for how smart he is

[wide chasm]

The d in DarkEyeDragon stands for how dumb he is

[worn ember]

excuse you

[wide chasm]

Double d, double dumb

[heady spear]

the c is stefvanschie stands for how cute I am

[olive garden]

it's a silent letter

so... you are only cute in writing

sorry

[worn ember]

hah rekt

here we see a yeet yooted in the wild, very rare

[heady spear]

theoretical cuteness is the best kind

[mellow iris]

hey what's up

[left swift]

Is that what happens when ur plugin freezes the server ded

[mellow iris]

does anybody need any logos/

[left swift]

No

[mellow iris]

ok

[worn ember]

[olive marlin]

Hangar needs a logo: https://github.com/PaperMC/Hangar/issues/315
😛

[mellow iris]

ok

[mellow iris]

thanks

[left swift]

Hangar still doesn't have a logo?

Tf

[mellow iris]

it doesn't look like it

[left swift]

Hangar vs hanger gonna be the paperspigot of 2025

[clever widget]

f

f

[waxen panther]

hanger way better

fuck capital letters

ugly asf

[limber knot]

gets out paint

[ashen cliff]

🍙

Nice. Already added to Discord.

[limber knot]

https://is.paper.sexy/gaYCwniS.png

[cedar spade]

bit late phoenix https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746367733699969104/788161015749541899/unknown.png

the cursor is part of the design

[woven otter]

https://github.com/Conclure/DeluxeAsyncJoinLeaveMessage

lol

[vestal jasper]

.

[cedar spade]

hi jroy

[mossy vessel]

who dis

[void void]

craig ballin

[left swift]

No thanks

Md is a graphic designer pog

This gif is starting to hurt my eyes

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-01-22_16-01-23.png

[left swift]

Where

I only see settings for stickers and emoji

On mobile

Eh I'll just block it whatever

[limpid comet]

so say two PRs are opened, changing two different things in the same files

what happens when you try to merge both

ive always wondered about this with git

er github ig

[olive marlin]

You merge first one, then second will have conflicts if they touch same lines.

If they are in different parts of the file, git will automatically resolve it.

[spiral robin]

Hello

[olive marlin]

You can do octopus merge and pull multiple branches together in one go, but then you'll create merge commit in which you have to resolve all conflicts all at the same time.

[spiral robin]

[limpid comet]

oh ok

ty

@spiral robin

[spiral robin]

Gm

[drifting pasture]

wtf

[spiral robin]

@mossy vessel @swift root @worn pasture @warm anchor @meager tusk

[meager tusk]

💟

wtf

[woven otter]

it's crazy

[olive marlin]

Bluely have you heard about Cthulhu merge in Linux kernel: https://marc.info/?l=linux-kernel&m=139033182525831

[golden gust]

pmsl

[mossy vessel]

@spiral robin

[spiral robin]

[limpid comet]

@olive marlin lol thats fucking hilarious

[olive copper]

I updated and the server crashed.....

Reset achievements and death counter

......

Iam sad

All my server members mad

[spiral robin]

Restore from a backup

[olive copper]

Oh

My brains not working its 9 pm i havent slept in 4 days

[untold copper]

ok ok ok ok

[left swift]

No goth backup why live

[untold copper]

so i did some wierd shit with nbt explorer

[limber knot]

.remind

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

[untold copper]

and managed to yeet my end dimension from the level.dat

[left swift]

Hi cat

[untold copper]

Find level.dat -> Data -> WorldGenSettings -> dimensions, if it doesn't have "minecraft:the_end" inside then create it and restore its structure;

Anyone know how to "create it"

[viral hornet]

backups

[spiral robin]

Camm

[untold copper]

yeah I regret not making one of those before I did this

[limber knot]

.remind 67d18h world backup day

electronicboy: Reminder set for 2 months from now.

[left swift]

Cat ur gonna backup urself?

[golden gust]

I've already got tape backups

[left swift]

Cuz ur my world

Get it

[golden gust]

I just gotta make sure I put them away as soon as I take them

otherwise they.. erm... are fun to bat around

[left swift]

Lol

[viral hornet]

aber

[dry sedge]

Does anyone know when the mojang to microsoft migration will happen?

[drifting pasture]

use borg + cron for auto-backups

[vernal moth]

Well it's partly under way already since november

But no, a more refined timeline isn't public

[dry sedge]

Well will I get some sort of notification or?

[vernal moth]

But you can expect it to be happing for your account soonish

[dry sedge]

Do I have to do something

[vernal moth]

Yes, launcher + email iirc

[dry sedge]

Ok

[vernal moth]

Yes, you have to go to the minecraft website and do a handful of steps

It will all be explained and stuff and you will get a cape in return

[untold copper]

I hate myself for not backing up my only singleplayer world

.

[clever widget]

my video editor keeps crashing

this is an expensive software

sony vegas

[mossy vessel]

Finally a sane 2fa

[vernal moth]

Read the blog post and the faq

Yes, you will transfer to a msft account and yes that will have a msft email

Which gives you all the security features of a msft account

Which is the whole idea here

[dry sedge]

Ughh

[vernal moth]

?

[dry sedge]

I thought there was a way to make a microsoft account using a gmail or other

[vernal moth]

Idk 🤷‍♂️

Doesn't really matter

[dry sedge]

Yea the blog and faq doesnt tell me that

[wraith trail]

you can have whatever email you want

no need to have an outlook/hotmail account

[vernal moth]

The faq will be updated once the process actually starts

[golden gust]

you can have a microsoft account with a gmail address

it's a standard typical microsoft account, nothing special

[dry sedge]

Okay. The username part is going to suck cuz someone else has my username on microsoft

[minor badge]

doesn't really matter does it

the MC account's name is not the same as MS account

should've picked a good name .

[wraith trail]

do microsft accounts even have usernames? I thought it was just email

[clever widget]

why is it being merge to microsoft?? is there a good reson???

[golden gust]

mojangs auth mechanism is dated and doesn't support many features like 2fa

[minor badge]

yeah, sulu

it's their xbox gamer tags

[wraith trail]

2fa will be fantastic. I don't get how people are as upset as some are about this

oh yeah didn't realize that would be connected

[minor badge]

people are upset because oh no my free speech it's a new company that hasn't owned MC for many years at this point whaa

[slim nymph]

that's not correct

you can make microsoft accounts without a microsoft email

[clever widget]

teacher: shows screen copy these text
me: uses free ocr and has a computer copy the text for me

[slim nymph]

I dont have any msft email

you simply create a microsoft account with your primary email you already use for MC

[clever widget]

https://prnt.sc/xgj24i https://prnt.sc/xgj2lj

[slim nymph]

then youll simply assign your MC to that account once transfers are ready

[clever widget]

i am lazy

[untold copper]

why is nbt explorer putting a ":" after everything D:

[clever widget]

https://prnt.sc/xgi7zd

Bruhhh!!!!

i cant video editt

[left swift]

Maybe u learn to make backups before u start blindly messing with files and dont click free vbuck links

[untold copper]

what's done is done

I gotta figure this out now

[left swift]

Atleast you dont use a pi for hosting so that's a plus

[untold copper]

wow thanks m8

[left swift]

Always a brightside snoopa

[clever widget]

lol i dont even play singleplayer

[limber knot]

idk if u were the guy doing the old versions but if yes, I meant like u the client progress, not the server

[clever widget]

like i dont play singleplayer at all

[vernal moth]

Yeah cat cleared that up

[untold copper]

Open your level.dat with NBTExplorer and copy dimension entries from new level.dat (located inside new world folder). If you are on server then you can replace old level.dat with new level.dat;

lemme make world with same seed in singleplayer and copy level.dat hopefully that works

[clever widget]

i literally just copied all the science notes in a few seconds thanks to ocr

looooool

[worn crest]

Amd ryzen 9 5900x good for Minecraft Server?

[left swift]

Most probable

Duck

[woven otter]

yes

[vernal moth]

https://i.imgur.com/DFc3Mku.png

reeee

[eager sparrow]

<@&541496582776815617>

hi

[olive copper]

Amd ryzen 9 5900x good for Minecraft Server?
@worn crest i prefer xenon

[ashen cliff]

Xenon

Good luck getting a 5900X tho.

[worn ember]

no league for u

[ashen cliff]

https://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=Linux-5.12-Nintendo-64-Pending

[knotty nebula]

Is there any way I can stop a ddos attack if it's already happening?

[ashen cliff]

Ask them to stop.

[knotty nebula]

dunno who they are though :/

[ashen cliff]

Or use a firewall to block the IPs.

[golden gust]

depends on the nature of the attack and how easy it is to mitigate it

[worn ember]

ddos them back

[knotty nebula]

well I can't access my console at all

[left swift]

Talk to host

[vernal moth]

league is getting ddosd right now too

if they have issues defending, you are in for a bad time

[knotty nebula]

This is taking 30m already

[worn ember]

imagine going down to a ddos in 2021

[knotty nebula]

c'mon man, I'm just looking for help

[real cape]

hey guys, I have a gift for u (just kidding)
i have a simple question :
what is the clasic 1.16.4 or 1.16.5 plugin just to use /tpa ?
thanks

[spiral robin]

essentialsX ?

[real cape]

https://essentialsx.net/ this one?

[spiral robin]

yes

[real cape]

thx

[left swift]

Wheres our gifts

[real cape]

on p word website

thanks me later

[oak charm]

How do I turn off the message "Your have no home or charged respawn anchor, or it was obstructed"

[left swift]

On papermc?

[worn ember]

[golden gust]

[left swift]

502 bad uwu

[real cape]

@worn ember u should use the gateway of hell

[woven otter]

😐

[worn ember]

http://pword.com

[olive garden]

don't say the p word

[worn ember]

[left swift]

Poop

Teeheehee

[olive marlin]

Wtf? Why does it redirect me to local "media" site?

[worn ember]

idk

poop.com does the same thing

redirects to all sorts of fishy scam sites lmao

[woven otter]

http://x.com/y

[spiral robin]

doesnt elon musk own that domain

i swear i saw that on twitter recently

[woven otter]

he does

[minor badge]

Registrar: GoDaddy.com, LLC

[spiral robin]

proxi

[minor badge]

aber

[lyric patio]

bungecoerb

[void void]

Does anyone Know a SMP minecraft server i may join? 1.16.4

[ashen cliff]

We don't really play Minecraft here.

Most of us just pretend that we do.

[minor badge]

tru

[meager tusk]

the best proxi ever

[magic river]

Ooh, someone already has a triangle drawing using the M1 GPU

[warm anchor]

[spiral robin]

@meager tusk

[magic river]

Step 1 is triangle, step 2 is quake, step 3 is everything

[twin lagoon]

Ok.

[spiral robin]

hello michael!

[twin lagoon]

No.

[spiral robin]

ily 2

[magic river]

They don't have a kernel driver though, this is on macOS still just talking to the XNU kernel driver directly instead of going through metal

[cedar spade]

hello michael

[twin lagoon]

md

[spiral robin]

michael

best michael i know

in the papermc server

with pink role

[ashen cliff]

Very specific.

[meager tusk]

Best michael I know who has a rotating thinking emoji for a profile picture.

[mossy vessel]

Damn gradle

[spiral robin]

idriz

[meager tusk]

aber

[spiral robin]

nmf

[meager tusk]

anime emotes

[mossy vessel]

Gradle update prs be like https://i.imgur.com/f1YYr0l.png

[spiral robin]

nmf when will my STICKERs arrive ?

@cosmic raft how long did it take for yours

[mossy vessel]

Took 10 days for kash or so

[heady spear]

Hehe no sticker dum dum

[spiral robin]

good morning city!

you look very cute today!

[heady spear]

Yes I do

[cedar spade]

Very red flame

[mossy vessel]

I'm cute as well :(

[magic river]

TIL dav1d is faster for AV1 decode than whatever Chrome uses for h265 decode

[worn ember]

Am i the only one that has no clue what Amar is saying 90% of the time?

[clever widget]

if your keyboard doesnt have double windows keys then its garbagte

[magic river]

AV1 is the latest and greatest video codec, better than h265/HEVC

But decoding (reading) it is apparently faster than h265

[clever widget]

how

[worn ember]

interesting

h265 is like the standard rn right?

[clever widget]

iirc its not fully yet

[twin lagoon]

more like 264

[magic river]

Might just be because whatever Chrome uses for h265 sucks but they use ffmpeg for vp9 and h264 so I doubt it

[clever widget]

h264 is still main

[magic river]

h265 was supposed to be the standard but it costs too much

[worn ember]

oh yeah i'm confusing them

[magic river]

AV1 is the one everyone in the tech industry supports and compresses better than h265 anyway

AV1 is royalty free, everyone can use it for no cost

[cunning raft]

youtube uses mostly av1 now iirc

(from vp9)

[magic river]

Nah, only a small number of things are on av1

[cunning raft]

oh thought they were moving everything to it

[magic river]

Hardware decoders for it barely exist and only high end smartphones can decode it in software

And I don't think any of them can decode 1080p60 10-bit

RDNA2 GPUs from AMD, Ampere GPUs from nvidia, and Tiger Lake+ from Intel support hardware AV1 decode

Basically all the things no one has because they can't make enough of them 😛

[ashen cliff]

480p and under is mostly AV1 on YT.

[magic river]

Really?

Doesn't that mean iPhones are locked in to always doing software decoding at this point?

[clever widget]

whenever i make a video and render it, it ends up at like 100mb which is ridiculous how fix

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-01-22_19-36-38.png

[clever widget]

if i use a compressor

quality loss

[magic river]

They don't support AV1 or VP9

Oh, no, I think that means h264

Ah, nope, that's what I get for a video I know is av1

Neat

So yeah, iPhone gets fucked 😄

[ashen cliff]

Even get it on 1080p:

And I'm on a Haswell machine with a 980M.

No need for hardware decoding at lower resolutions.

[magic river]

Desktops can do 1080p no problem

dav1d is magic

I guess I missed the update where they started doing it for everything, last time I looked at it they were only doing a small handful of videos as a tech demo

[cunning raft]

looks like youtube does 8k in av1 0_o

but not for 1440/4k

[wraith trail]

most everything seems to be vp9 or av1

only found 2 things that are h264

[magic river]

Guessing you're looking at the Japan in 8K video 😄

[cunning raft]

yeah lmao

[magic river]

8K was a part of their AV1 demo

Looks like they use AV1 for 2160p60 too?

That might have just been for these demos though

[clever widget]

what about x264

[magic river]

That's the h264 encoder everyone uses

Not a different codec, just an implementation

[ashen cliff]

And then you have IPTV still running on MPEG-2.

[magic river]

OTA is still MPEG2 too

[clever widget]

theres so many of these things which do i use

[spare venture]

if it can't do 8k @ 120 what is the point

[ashen cliff]

Can't even imagine how much bandwidth we would save by making IPTV use VP8/9 or at least H265.

[magic river]

ATSC was updated in 2008 to have optional support for h264 but I don't think anyone uses it

[clever widget]

theres so many of these codecs and im really confused

[magic river]

Switching to ATSC we discovered people try to keep their TVs for decades so no one wanted to do that again

[tropic flame]

h264 is the most based, don't @ me

[magic river]

Fun fact: ATSC uses a higher bitrate than DVD but only 1/2 Blu-ray

And of course Blu-ray mostly switched to h264 and h265 (for 4K versions) which blow that away

[clever widget]

dskl;f'afdafdsafd

i dont know what these acronyms and numbers mean

can someone explain what the hell this all is

[spare venture]

video stuff

[magic river]

Do you know what NTSC is?

[clever widget]

whats like a mov aor avi or mp4 and whatever

ntsc is like tv i think

[magic river]

NTSC is the people who invented TV

[spare venture]

its the stuff that compresses and decompresses it

[magic river]

ATSC is NTSC 2.0

[clever widget]

why?

[spare venture]

videos take up a lot of space

[clever widget]

no shit

i have like 250GB of it

[ashen cliff]

Not anymore.

Only.

[spare venture]

compressing it makes it take up less space

[magic river]

Newer technology lets them take up less space for the same quality

[clever widget]

ive used a compressor tool but it just turned the quality way down

[tropic flame]

in exchange for higher resource requirements

[limber knot]

cuz u used a lossy compressor

gotta use lossless formats to preserve quality

[clever widget]

but it was h264

[magic river]

mpeg2, mpeg4, h264, vp8, vp9, h265, av1

[golden gust]

Still lossy these days, but, better techniques and tricks, etc

[magic river]

These are all lossy

[clever widget]

what happened to mpeg 3

or is that audio

[ashen cliff]

We don't talk about MPEG3.

[tropic flame]

h264 has some compression but h265 has much more (so it takes less space in exchange for higher cpu requirements to play it)

[limber knot]

the best format is wmv

[magic river]

mp3 is mpeg1 layer 3

So older than mpeg2 even

[limber knot]

and wma for audio

[clever widget]

so which video format do i use

[magic river]

These are all lossy formats, which means they lose information to save space but try to make sure the information they lose is stuff you won't notice

This is why when you convert from one lossy format to another one the quality gets worse

[tropic flame]

ew, ogg ftw, it's open source

[clever widget]

what is flv

[limber knot]

wma can be lossless, unsure about ogg

[tropic flame]

ok true but if I want lossless i use FLAC

[spare venture]

flv is flavortown theme song