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mfw jquery sticker
send me some nmf!!!
lol i know, hey old days
node sticker
and? node is good
travis really hates me today
when does travis not hate everyone
i'm bad with stickers. i want to put them on things, but i dont want them to get ruined. so they just sit in a drawer until lost or stolen lmao
dw
same
just send them to me
i also don't have shit to stick them to
i dont wanna put them on my laptop bcuz its too pretty D;
ima just put them on my face bcuz it aint got dat prรถblem
yes it does king 
speaking of stickers... when we getting paper merch?
paper merch!!!
I want paper swag.
yes please

I want a paper mug
if you give me a good way to contribute money i will do it
when are we getting a paper ipo
as long as it contributes to development i'm super in
my money can go to tacos. i just want paper stickers


Just emptied my sticker bag @mental meadow

you have my address
lmao
Bruh
i really like the idea of that snot green colour though :p
Mugs ๐
who said its green? lol
the colour selector did in the colour selection thing
Imagine not having too many mugs
they're playing WAP at my gym
You have to buy a new mug for every person that visits you.
idriz 
i'm sure there's more laying around here or there
but i don't really like mugs
they're always so small
like bro wtf let me carry around a litre of water
i have 1 mug. its got a beard on it
mason 
thread.sleep



everytime it gets mentioned in a game or something
i just think of him and it ruins the entire experience
I got a bunch of mugs
they don't know
my fav one is one my sister gifted me
they don't know 
.>
they lack critical information
i swear to god

its a sheepworld "without brother everything is dumb"
I love it

What's that 
well it's still true
i hate you both
if paper worked so well paid forks wouldn't exist
pepela is a horrible emote

idriz

proxi 
WTHAT IN THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT
proxi hates me
yoink
now i know how that feels
this has to literally just be an ad
which is reasonable
Not just proxi hates you
no I will eat you

that'll be very hot, I promise
which one of the ovens

thinking about it, kennys children would probably be nice for birth since they are already upside down and can't be the wrong way when their due


i'd argue thats cutting it close to breaking rule #2 about pornographic material and doesnt belong here :/
theres no need for sex to get pregnant anymore tho

I heard sex

idriz 
i'd argue thats cutting it close to breaking rule #2 about pornographic material and doesnt belong here :/
@unreal quarry pronographic material is supposed to be enjoyable tho. watching that would be more like torture, lol
for americans everything is pornographic
I just imagine a slingshot and a hole.
agreed, mini. but point is i wouldnt like it if my kids were in here and read that..
woa thank idriz
well, thats just cultural differences then, lol
they might ask what that means ๐ฎ
I guess americans don't talk about stuff like this as much and as open as ppl on this side of the pond
@meager tusk babyRage

yes, mini. we dont like pornagraphy out in the open just as much as you folk dont like violence. we're opposite about that, so it seems, so lets be respectful both ways, yeah?
13
13

but the hard min age number is 13
damn, 90% of the spigot discord is european toddlers, guess it's time to delete the server
ur a baby

come back when you can be a good sysadmin @twin lagoon 

@mental meadow awa
what's awa 
awa
high iq ||uwu||
weebs stfu
a isn't eyes so it can't be used
i vow to never unironically ||uwu||
at least 197 IQ according to trump
fired yet again Michael

covfefe
lineageos
if only s10+ snapdragon was flashable :p

@mental meadow 
or rootable
now i would've bought a pixel 5
or unlockable
iOS is better 
no
yes 
PostmarketOS gang.
me when ios

/e/ gang
/e/ is pepega lol

half of their OS is stolen code
whats that
wtf
pretending privacy exists lol
pog!!
and that's excluding the stolen code stuff
@twin lagoon
what the fuck
That's the circle of life Michael
the froggies are kissing
don't be disgusted
idriz 
Proxi 
idk just 
michale is dumb 


proxi uwu
aurora uwu
Michelle
idriz uwu aurora pls

uwu idriz
i swear snow better not ever get a screenshot of me saying uwu he will never let me rest

who
@ashen cliff which is hammerhead, i know i use to have that phone or maybe still do lol

lol
?ban @copper brook Ads
wat
Asineth#0640 was banned | Ads
dumbasss
Nexus 5.

Good thing I have 3 of them. 
ads for raid service, thats a first to me
great tip, this works great idriz! Thanks
yeah never saw that before
never buying toothpaste again 
_Being first is just one delete/edit away. _
and yours is the last right now Michael
@minor badge 
uwu
uwu gives you cancer
about time!
you want cancer?
no, but i need some to help cure leaf's
shut up billy

lmao
idriz awa
How we park in Slovenia:
https://posili.me/i/2020-10-20_19-58-09.png
lol billy
bananaface level 3000

speed of the builder? or speed of the particle? cause the latter is the offsets (but only for some particles)
im trying to emulate this command: /particle minecraft:smoke ~ ~ ~ 0.5 0 0.5 0 10000 force
ParticleBuilder particleBuilder = new ParticleBuilder(Particle.SMOKE_NORMAL);
particleBuilder.location(location);
particleBuilder.offset(0.5, 0, 0.5);
particleBuilder.count(10000);
particleBuilder.force(true);
particleBuilder.allPlayers();
particleBuilder.spawn();
thats what i got so far
does that not work?
the api calls that extra
ohh
thanks
it works now
that should be changed though to something more descriptive
that value does different things for diff particles IIRC
it is used for more than speed, iirc
ok that makes sense
we have a method named count so the code seems sensicle for common uses
so your code is less worried about specific impl details
Aikar have you seen my message in ACF?
windows 10 october 2020 update 
Multiverse can do that, if I remember correctly
@vernal bone I dont know how

windows 10 april 2018 update :pog:
Windows 10 2015 free edition update 
Windows 

everyone ping tux when your windows 20h2 update is done
Does anyone knows a good animated backround/lockscreen app for android, witch is also in github? ๐ค
@peak dirge hi my windows has an update queued
I want my tshirt

i want paper stickers, z
me too
wheres the merch?
Z where is the merch
Z will you fund my business cards
I will send you $1 worth of funding for your cards
i appreciate that
any form to deny use of "/back" by worlds?
for example, if i die on nether i can't use back for return to nether but if i die on normal world i can use back to return normal world but no to nether
Uh, thats a bit more complexed, but i'm sure you can do it using some tricks. Try asking the lp support, as they know more about their plugin, and if it isn't working try the moss discords essentialsx category
Every guild can be found in #community-guilds
Thanks
anyone got an idea what else I could do if WakeOnLan isn't working? So far:
- Installed the right intel driver for my network card
- enabled magic packet support
- disabled fast startup
- disabled pci power saving settings
- checked with a packet sniffer if i receive the magic packet (i do)
- enabled wakeup via lan and pci-e in my bios
- disabled EuP or whatever they want
(I have a Z270 SLI Plus)
shouldnt need that in windows
click the bottom one too
then again wol on consumer boards is shaky
that also sounds like you have two ethernet adapters
its not even great on enterprise stuff half the time, more stupid problems than not
no just a bunch of virtual ones michael^^
WoL is always wonky
let's try
Fuck off
It works
What is that wording
Why is it described like that
oof I would lose my shit if all our stuff required that setting to work
That's so stupid
uwu

could send a lot of burning bags of shit to MS for lots of stuff
or is that intel I suppose
hmm
we'll send it to both
why would the word "Only" make any sense there
Send it to ms anyways
And I was of course to stubborn to think it could be that setting because the only threw me of
@upper flicker awa
๐ฎ
@minor badge ewe
woa
well at least I got a new role out of that
I aim to please
Done well.
๐ฎ
magic packets eh
love it when pc randomly wakes up cuz something in the network decided to send a magic packet
its pretty damn useful yeah
imagine having that issue
but you can just not turn it on too
not on by default on any of the systems Ive looked at
given that its not like you can send those packets across the internet anyway, idk that it matters much
be a weird flex to send random shit wol packets
it's probably just waking up from sleep not waking up from magic packet
well i have some device sending them regularly (idk which one) and it would wake up my pc every few hours
I mean, my home PC wakes up randomly but thats not wol thats windows
i just disabled it, but still weird
have you looked at eventviewer
should run wireshark or another sniffer and see whats sending that
what do you see there then
dont remember, was a long time ago

"I hacked into your rgb smart home light and made it send WoL packets to random devices on your network"
๐
hey does anyone know why friends can connect to server? ty in advance
jokes on you, i never got my smart rgb to work
I need one more thing connected to the internet like I need a hole in my head
no thank you smart home
smart home but open source would be nice
yes, plz push code to my smarthome
yeah imagine when neuralink becomes usable or something like neuralink
intense thinking
door unlocks
even if it wasnt being made by that raging psychopath I wouldnt use it
random thought
imagine hacking people literally
glances at advertisement
google: "would you like to buy this?"
you think your youtube recommendations are messed up now ๐
mine were doing pretty well for a while, they're still okay but not as good
dont worry in June 15th, 2072 it will be a requirement to have such device in you
clearly watched something I shouldnt've
nah it's just more agressive when pushing random content i think
the best part is the comments
pffft 2072 is perfect, Ill be old and senile
will you have enough teeth to enjoy tacos
life finds a way
are you planning to die on mars 
Hi
dumb duck
Im hoping you arent as good at fucking up earth as everyone says and I wont need to
probs
imagine being that important to fuck up earth enough to make everyone move to a different planet
you dont need to worry
Windows XP Home Edition
lol my friend and I decided to try out fortnite for the first time ever
n we got a victory royale, city for fortnite pro 2020
i heard your first game is against bots to make you keep playing or something
nah its fortnite, pubg mobile is always bots though
12 year olds dont have a higher iq than bots anyway
my crash plugin is pretty much done
it's crazy how rigged it feels even though i wrote it
i know i didn't rig it
???
@worn ember when tf did i have that much shards lol
sure
aight
last game i had most dmg in my team as jakiro
still lost cuz my carry had smoll brain
(dota is updating)
yikes
well anyway not sure what happened yesterday. must have overcharged and then they corrected before the payment settled, just checked bank and the amount was just different. no reversal, etc @young terrace (in case you were curious, re doordash)
<@&748618676189528155>
Did someone nuke it before I opened it or is there nothing there 
i nuked

cat saves the day once again
get a chair that forces u to
uhh experiencing severe back pain/scoliosis
barring those who have to to avoid severe pain
yeah no idea then
@cunning raft example? i mean my chair can recline but i have it set to straight up and it has a lumbar and neck pad. I can sit in it with good posture, it just...
does not feel great
inb4 chair with straps to hold you straight up
should work fine


@potent fossil the one i have is more uncomfortable if you're not sitting correctly
idk how they do it
that setup looks like a quick way to kill yourself
but it has a lumbar support and a headrest that only works when sitting upright
brand is what
urm sidiz i think
more
You know it's like that because someone complained they didn't get any (or not enough) notifications
Can't please everyone ;)
What login plugin you guys recommend
online mode
What else
however if you insist, then go ask in #paper-help because this is not the help channel
bro
dont bro me, it's the rule
What else
Online mode. You can't beat mojangs authentication
go to #paper-help
Its just some recommendation, im not looking for support or anything related to paperspigot
@void void [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
who knows
anyway i specifically wont be helping you with that as i dont support cracked MC. that said, somebody might help you....
in #paper-help
what if its not paper compatible
quit arguing or literally no one will care to help you
bruh
XD
:c
Piracy is not welcome here
actually the CG says we cant deny them that support, for whatever reason
it says specific individuals are free to not help, but paper allows it
JR
y
dont even bother lol
in the help channel, though..........
stupid rule
but whatever
its against discord tos
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
in paper we love everyone
@waxen panther 

im just tryna tell this dude to go to the help channel, but if he dont wanna then idfc anymore
god forbid he has to change channel 
i agree billy
im just sayin, CG says we cant deny support anymore so sad face
:'(
inb4 owns mc, just cant advertise his crappy anarchy server to online mode players
lol
wtf is CG
you can technically though because its against tos to support cracked software
Core-team Generals?
community guidelines
ah yes of course
what should i have for dinner
food and water
Piracy
options are
mcdonalds
@potent fossil hm?
not you
simple hates the thought of people eating
Burger king, quad stacker
no
L
:o
Get pizza
yes
It's a heart attack burger, kash
Oh gosh
I'm not allowed to have it anymore lol
No kidding

salad ๐ ๐ค
stop stealing my EMOTES, i worked hard stealing these 
Are you pirating emotes @void void?
:c
im going to enable online mode for my emotes

hm
hhmmmmmmm
kfc it is i think
Popeyes chicken is better
not sure what it's like in canada
Kfc injects water in their chickens :(
My own chicken is better
._.
kfc is the only chicken fast food brand thingโข๏ธ here
well, kens friend chicken is in a couple places but it's ass
Oh you are deprived then
i dont eat a lot of fast food anyway 
nevermind kfc just closed
what is that emoji
get burger king

Iwanna steal em :c
that'll be $3.99 per emote
do u accept paypal
sure
ugh
are you allergic?
not telling you
Peanut oil is actually healthy
bruh
Bra
bbbbbbbrrrrrrrra
I'm not wearing a bra
Bro
five guys fries hit different
is missing out ๐
yea well if they didn't use peanut oil i would have some
Personally, i tend to shit after eating any food
you all need to calm down
listen to some nice calm music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVXotdT4ZZE
Very nice jazz!
Brian Culbertson (born January 12, 1973) is a musician and instrumentalist from Decatur, Illinois, United States. Culbertson attended Millikin University. Son of jazz band director and trumpeter Jim Culbertson, Brian...
lmao
I love Jira
food is here @unreal quarry !!! :D
What you get
oooh
two hotdogs from five guys
they do
Ooh, nice
hot dogs are what i normally get from five guys ^^
they were good
does two hot dogs count as a full meal now?
depends how loaded they are ๐ณ
That's a good thing. I worked at a Sonic and their food is super nasty.
it's passable
i would never get a hotdog from a fast food place tho
but their burgers are ok
Do you live in TheMiddleOfNoWhere, USA?
CT
lol
That's a good thing. I worked at a Sonic and their food is super nasty.
@sly ruin I'm convinced everywhere is like that. I've never met a fast food employee be like "yeah, our food is great" lol
Ok
In-N-Out and Five Guys best fast food burgers
Yes.
altho five guys is pushing "fast" food
Yeah.
Chick-fil-A is good, too good that every order comes with homophobia as a side and you can't opt to skip it.
Yeah but they're heavily influenced by the founder's Baptist beliefs, which is why they also get Sunday off. I don't really care.
Since it doesn't personally affect me.
lol tux! i was going to make a comment like that, but poking at their christianity
I mean fuck, sorry, I don't like the owner. But they have great chicken
their chicken is pretty good, but its overpriced
i'd rather get popeyes chicken sandwich
i guess its also really bad for you which is why i avoid it
Yeah I don't eat there a lot but I do sometimes. Popeyes is pretty good
like really bad sodium content
I mean that's just fast food in general
Also fuck this keyboard
It's getting on my nerves
ikr jroy, everything has too much sodium. thats the thing i have to avoid now, too ๐ฆ
f
In-N-Out and Five Guys best fast food burgers
How do you know what In-N-Out tastes like?
i havent been there for a long time but their burgers are meh
the fries tho
mmm lawd
Suck ass.
glares at Frosting until they die of boredom.
They get soggy by the time they hand them to you.
That's why you order them well done
Well done fries ๐
Yes
It means they double fry them and they come out really crispy
Never had soggy fries from them in my life
Lucky.
Five guys fries are soggy too.
Those are but I think you can have them do well done as well, however, they give so many fucking fries that it's ridiculous usally im just like give me that bag before it falls apart NOW
and then i speed home
lol
That had me rolling on the floor.
"im just like give me that bag before it falls apart NOW
and then i speed home"
simp 
proxi ๐บ
Is there a way to limit the amount of armor stands in a radius? (Not based on chunks)
Hiy. someone know a way to conver a world made in 1.16 to 1.12 or maybe 1.8?
@burnt sail i disabled armor tick in paper so water wont make them move, and also if u use ClarLag u can limit certain entities in a radius
๐
@burnt sail I don't think you can, you can just take your block radius and convert to chunk radius or use an entity culler.
@sharp sage you can't.
for further questions, both of you, go to #paper-help
there must be a wy
There's not a way, it's a one way road.
You can upgrade. You cannot downgrade.
This is why we take backups.
i never tried mcedit but should i try using that?
I have no suggestions for you. You're likely going to fuck your world up.
tbh i just wanna conver a schem
bruh
Ok, get mad at me like it's my fault. Idc anymore. Good luck.
awesome
nope but i hear nigeria is very beautiful
ok...so why say so?
ok well, i dont have time to decipher what sort of weird shit ur talking about so have fun with that
pic so he cant remove ๐
it was @hot oxide , @sly ruin can confirm
what abt just dropping the convo altogether
?kick @hot oxide we don't need any drama, thanks
z9x_#1900 was kicked | we don't need any drama, thanks
uh, because that was homophobic. so yeah, now i can drop it
sorry for not ignoring that one to save you from having to deal with drama i guess
@potent fossil someone mad a tool to conver worlds: https://github.com/Jupisoft111/Minecraft-Tools
yay
im gonna try it out
Just do note that MC is not backwards compatible
You'll find issues every so often with the data
yeah, told him that already. got mad at me for telling him that
im not mad
<@&748618676189528155> is that enough now
@mods
?ban @z9x_#1900
I can't find user @z9x_#1900.
he is using anime pic cringe
599571125315436566
he already left, use id
?ban 599571125315436566
z9x_#1900 was banned | No reason given.
anyway saw that coming from miles away, im very emotionally tired. goodnight people
and good luck dumm
lol true
Happy for you, don't need to ping me.
maybe someone else will ask later idk
@vernal moth irc lol
i used jubisoft's tools
But for example minecraft marketplace partners do sue them all the time to convert between mc versions and editons
Right Aurora, lol
Ok that was not worth it, lmao
I set myself a timer to wake up early today since I didn't want to sleep longer than 8 hours because I feel that's the reasons why I always feels so tired, sleeping 10 hours+
But I have to say, I already regret it ๐ ๐
I just don't like being awake so I sleep as much as I can lol
can someone give me ideas on how to make a server not p2w but still make profit and pay off for it to run?
I mean
If I had such amazing ideas, I would do it myself? ^^
But thanks to the commercial use guidline changes, there is so much allowed now, you shouldn't have any issues making a profit as long as you have a decent player base
Servers are cheap anyways
Also, today a somewhat controversial blog post will be published, I for one am already preparing popcorn ๐ฟ
I feel like some ppl in here will react strongly
lol
@zealous wedge go to sleep!
I didn't leak shit, you don't even know which blog
Maybe I'll start a blog and post the nudes you always send me?!
oh no 

if anything, it's about the burried british bombs
We actually had another one in my city yesterday
lmao
Near the uni, a km from me or so
sounds scary
Ah they only dealing with it today
Cause like, there are multiple different hospitals in range ๐
Yikes
"Betroffen von einer Evakuierung sind die Frauenklinik (mit Geburtsstation), die Zahnklinik und die Klinik fรผr Orthopรคdie der Uniklinik sowie das Krankenhaus Weyertal." Don't want to translate, am lazy
It's like reading the words that aliens speak in my dreams... It's so familiar and yet just out of comprehension
And this is only 300 meter, still 1100 ppl plus how many patients are in those hospitals and clinics
thank god
i just caught a bug that would prevent playerdata saving when the server shuts down

thonk
Morning! 
Which is the plugin that I can use to cycle through the MOTD of server?
hasn't been updated since 2017, but i don't think the motd api has changed very much so give it a shot
there's a fork in the serverlistplus discussion page that supports 1.16 hex colours
pheonix
https://i.imgur.com/KLIi16A.png
wait i think i recognize this guy
Valid point
never used minedown
minedown does server list stuff?
also, @viral hornet, i saw in a screenshot you sent you had player names that were beautifully gradient'd in the tablist
did you use scoreboard teams for that
Just BungeeTabListPlus with a custom placeholder* that loads the players rank prefix.

The only issue was that the LuckPerms prefix set (which parses fine in CarbonChat) wasn't parsing to BungeeTabListPlus because Adventure/MiniMessage is unsupported.
Imagine using a Bungee-based proxy in 2020
^ this
So I need to make a cleaner way of doing it, which is converting Adventure to BTLP format.
well
Wdym MD
ok, i'm very conflicted here.
I use Waterfall xD

MD ima yell at you
i don't use luckperms for anything on my server
I don't understand velocity lol
Lilypad ftw smh
but should i be using luckperms
Also yes MD fix Essentials smh
why isn't essentials passing execution to my command AAAAAAAAAA
Just tested with the latest jenkins build (1030)
Someone just needs to PR Adventure support to BungeeTabListPlus for me xoxo
Open a bug report with a test case, it works with most plugins that don't do funky things
It seems essx just really doesn't like command frameworks at all
Essentials is just T-posing over CarbonChat
Because it only happens when using command libs, and then it happens reliably so
To assert dominance
I wouldn't be as inconvenienced if commands.yml didn't completely break all command completions
And yeah I can build a sample plugin / minimal reproduction test case
My guess is ACH doesn't detect new commands added after startup? But like, bug report pls
I'm seriously about to murder my printer.
do it
It thinks it's out of paper when like half a tree's worth of paper is in the feed slot
let the paint splatter everywhere
I would run it over but tires are pricey
just buy a new printer, that's less expensive than fixing the old or buying new parts 
Yeah
I really need a laser printer.
Your pfp reminds me of the guy from Flammable Maths... it's probably the hair.
how are you
@limpid comet I'm fine thanks! What about you?
going great, just playing around with scoreboard stuff for my server 
Your pfp reminds me of the guy from Flammable Maths... it's probably the hair.
@sly ruin papa flammy
yay diffeqs
i wann die
dont do that, is bad
anyway i was supposed to sleep hours ago and i want a haircut in the morning before class so i better do that
have fun sleep time simp
ugh
i wish more premium plugins were open source :c
i found a bug in KiteBoard and i'd love to go ahead and PR a fix but unfortunately, the only thing open source is the wiki (lol)
You've been messing with KiteBoard a bit lately ๐ค
so far its my favourite scoreboard plugin
esp. for the API
but it does weird things with hex placeholders
ah
it's not doing anything weird!
it's rendering legacy spigot RGB the fun way !
@limpid comet
I know that colour pattern, those are all legacy colours
&x&a&a&b&b&c&c will render as &c when it can't do RGB
@mental meadow auwowa uwu
how do premium plugin people even make money
it just ends up being pirated really quickly
because no one cares about piracy
People still pay
if i had to use a premium plugin, i'd rather buy it than get it pirated
I mean, I have personally taken out a demo of plugins before
esp. if my server meant anything to me at all







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