#general

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untold copper
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;-;

zealous wedge
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just keep trying things until you give up

untold copper
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there has to be something

zealous wedge
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whatever you're left with can be your server's website

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I mean paying someone else to do it is an option?

potent fossil
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namelessmc, enjin, some website builder

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otherwise start with learning HTML and CSS on FreeCodeCamp

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That's how you do it.

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There's no magic.

untold copper
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ik html

potent fossil
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Ok, then use it.

untold copper
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tho its bery rusty

potent fossil
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Then you don't know HTML.

untold copper
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learnt it in school

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lol

potent fossil
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If you don't remember it well enough to use it, you don't know it.

limpid comet
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if you want to be lazy and your website to be cookie-cutter-y, look at bootstrap

potent fossil
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Go learn it again.

untold copper
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good point

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is css harD?

potent fossil
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no

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You just have to know how to use it

untold copper
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ok

potent fossil
untold copper
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hm

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ty

limpid comet
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it isn't hard, it'sj ust stupid

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css3 is turing complete tho

untold copper
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?

potent fossil
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it means it can compute any problem given enough time and resources, dont worry about that

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just go do the freecodecamp problems

untold copper
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wordpress is an option?

potent fossil
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yes wordpress is an option

untold copper
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okk

limpid comet
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any site builder is an option

potent fossil
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it's not a fun option but it is an option

zealous wedge
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are any options really fun options?

limpid comet
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no. just do nothing and die, that's how god intended it

zealous wedge
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goals tbh

potent fossil
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eh i mean, i find web dev to be fairly relaxing, idk how yall hate it so much but it seems to be a theme

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so, nuxt for me is a fun option

untold copper
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ima go read some articles on where to start lol

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ty :3

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btW my father is using smthn called OpenCart for his site

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whats with that

limpid comet
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seems like it's just an ecommerce system

untold copper
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yea it is an e-commmerce website

limpid comet
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yea

untold copper
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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big thonk

potent fossil
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OpenCart, Magento, WordPress with WooCommerce, Shopify

all e-commerce options (among others im sure, it's a saturated niche)

mental meadow
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Magento is fun

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I don't think I've heard of a software so many times because of critical security issues

cosmic raft
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yay headache

mental meadow
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oh no

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Did you drink enough?

potent fossil
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I want alcohol

vernal moth
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Or too much?

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^^

cosmic raft
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I don't really ever drink

chrome quest
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So about 10-15 zombies just spawned on a mushroom island in front of me at once.

limpid comet
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rip kash:(

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are you migraine prone?

chrome quest
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Since when was this a thing?

limpid comet
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zombie horde ai? been a thing for a while

chrome quest
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But on a mushroom island?

limpid comet
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what's so special about the mushroom island

chrome quest
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Hostile mobs don’t spawn on a mushroom island.

cosmic raft
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I just want to crawl up and die from this headache

limpid comet
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oh. a bug then, i guess

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@cosmic raft looking at a screen won't help you

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consume massive amounts of water, take 3 tylenol, and lay in bed. that's what i do, at least

chrome quest
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Look at 10 screens.

limpid comet
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no

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nonono

chrome quest
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Or one really big one.

limpid comet
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still no

cosmic raft
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X.x

chrome quest
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Fight through the pain and you’ll become immune to it!

limpid comet
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god i wish that's how it worked

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migraines are the worst

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hope you feel better kash

worn ember
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so we have a security camera hooked up to our network. How would we be able to reliably access it from outside the network (through the internet) when our modem/router has a dynamic ip?

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ive looked at "no-ip" but im sure there must be a different way right?

limpid comet
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if you have a dynamicip, there's a few services that automatically update your ip

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like no-ip

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or jsut request a static ip

worn ember
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yeah thats gonna cost us 150€ a month

limpid comet
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ok so a nogo on the static ip thing

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in that case, no-ip is probably your best bet

twin lagoon
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cloudflare + something to automatically update it @worn ember

limpid comet
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i think there's a script floating around the internet that automatically updates a cloudflare DNS

worn ember
limpid comet
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michael

twin lagoon
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or, cloudflare Argo Tunnel

limpid comet
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you really did just do that to me

twin lagoon
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costs a bit of money though but worth it

limpid comet
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oh what

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i didn't know this existed

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wtf

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bruh that's so cool, thanks for the link michael

cosmic raft
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ah yes

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"Contact Sales" aka $173846284 per month

limpid comet
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$0.10 for every gb of transfer

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wtf

worn ember
limpid comet
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isn't that like

worn ember
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keeps loading for me

twin lagoon
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belgian internet

limpid comet
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~.30c an hour for 1080p streaming

worn ember
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yes clearly its my internet

limpid comet
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cringe :|

worn ember
limpid comet
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nah it's not loading for me too ded

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cloudflare, we give you control over the entire internet and this is how you repay us

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:|

worn ember
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well i'd rather keep it free cuz its for a client. its just running in our house for testing

twin lagoon
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then use a cloudflare DNS script

limpid comet
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^

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helped my friend set one up

potent fossil
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amazing

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429'd trying to log into CF

limpid comet
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lol

worn ember
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ive had that happen before lol

limpid comet
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i haven't

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i access cloudflare once a year

potent fossil
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not even worth my time anymore

limpid comet
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dns for me is a set it and forget it kinda deal

worn ember
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well if i do dns i'd still need to have a domain right?

twin lagoon
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yes

potent fossil
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ded...do you...

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know what DNS stands for

limpid comet
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darkeyedrag.one

twin lagoon
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domains are cheap as fuck though

potent fossil
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Domain Name System

twin lagoon
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could even take a free one

potent fossil
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Wow bad gif sorry

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That's better

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oh ok the other gif he didnt actually do it, but dear god i never clicked delete faster

worn ember
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

potent fossil
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just get one of those free domains kekw

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nice discord

limpid comet
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https:///www.dot.tk/

worn ember
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more //////

limpid comet
potent fossil
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o cool

limpid comet
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text box knows

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it knows what's up

potent fossil
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anyway those are free, just register something stupid

worn ember
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ok

olive garden
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just buy .hu, like me

twin lagoon
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.g freenom

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://freenom.com/ -- Freenom - A Name for Everyone: "... Freenom API and become a Freenom Reseller. ) Freenom World is a fast and anonymous Public DNS resolver. Change your DNS to. 80.80.80.80..."

potent fossil
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dot.tk is just one of freenom's sites

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so ye

viral hornet
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michael 🥺

twin lagoon
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🥺

potent fossil
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🥺

worn ember
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how often should i run that update script?

visual egret
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since I'm quarantining, i set myself a goal to release a new gamemode on my server every 3 days

twin lagoon
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@worn ember it probably won't hurt running every minute lmao

visual egret
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so far its going well

worn ember
twin lagoon
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there's plenty of dynamic IP update scripts out there

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and if they're proper scripts they'd do some caching to make sure it only updates the DNS when the IP changes

visual egret
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does anyone know a Holographic Displays plugin with an okay API?

limpid comet
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just send entity packets

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but doesn't holographic displays have an API already

visual egret
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i was just wondering

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because there is like 50 plugins called the same thing

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thx

limpid comet
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what happens when a file is modified while git is committing it

potent fossil
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likely nothing bad because it has to be staged first

limpid comet
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hmm

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okay

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was just curious ¯_(ツ)_/¯

twin lagoon
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ipad pro

limpid comet
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macbook pro 2012

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was just gonna ask :p

twin lagoon
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13"

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the bigger the better

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@viral hornet 🥺

viral hornet
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🥺

twin lagoon
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how's auscraft cammy

viral hornet
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As perfect as always 🥺

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but im tired so cbf doing anything tonight

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how is OR blinking_eyes

twin lagoon
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Epic

viral hornet
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Still waiting for beta

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🥺

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🥺 can I have a beta testing pass 🥺

twin lagoon
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we hired another australian

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unfortunately

viral hornet
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who

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😠

twin lagoon
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camm you broke ur motd

viral hornet
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It's fine for me?

twin lagoon
viral hornet
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Also who is this australian

twin lagoon
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obi

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he deleted his twitter so get cucked

viral hornet
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Fuck him

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Dumb idiot

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probably lives in sydney

twin lagoon
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camm i can't join auscraft 😔

viral hornet
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idc fuck u

twin lagoon
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ok but it works on play.

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🥺

viral hornet
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Yeah, VPN and TPShield thing? idk

twin lagoon
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🥺

viral hornet
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Only on top of you michael

twin lagoon
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there's an issue here camm

viral hornet
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The only issue I see is that you ""HIRED"" someone to beta test your server

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why tf do you need to hire someone

twin lagoon
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it's a dev you cuck

potent fossil
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australian dev

limpid comet
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not using velocity

viral hornet
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Hire devs to beta test and play?

potent fossil
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cant be good

viral hornet
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pfft

limpid comet
twin lagoon
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oh that's another good issue

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camm you need to use velocity & airplane 🥺

viral hornet
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✈️

limpid comet
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ok wtf is a airplane

twin lagoon
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epic

viral hornet
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It flys in the sky 🥺

limpid comet
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: |

viral hornet
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And through CPU's lightning quick

mossy vessel
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a airplan

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tf

limpid comet
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this is great i should start using it

twin lagoon
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150 players 20tps 🥺

limpid comet
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is it a fork or something

twin lagoon
limpid comet
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michael

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i swear to lord jesus christ himself

twin lagoon
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camm this is very hot ngl

viral hornet
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thanks 🥺

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You're very hot tbh

twin lagoon
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ik

viral hornet
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Actually not anymore you aren't

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Since I can't beta test origin realms

twin lagoon
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soon

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bruh combat is physically impossible on 300ms ping

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what the fuck is this

viral hornet
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Fix AntiVPN & TCPShield

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🥺

twin lagoon
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do you have the tcpshield plugin on your proxy

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lmao

viral hornet
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AntiVPN is only on the hub

twin lagoon
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yes but

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do you have the tcpshield plugin anywhere

vestal jasper
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@viral hornet think I found the cause of an issue

viral hornet
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Ah, would have to check, michael

vestal jasper
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yeah you're not gonna be happy with me :)

viral hornet
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What is it Vic?

twin lagoon
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pretty sure you just forgot to install the tcpshield plugin which is required for IP forwarding

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else you're getting one of their OVH IP addresses

vestal jasper
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found a fix for the no URLs in hovers bug

viral hornet
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I'll have a look after dinner @twin lagoon xoxo

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love you (even though I still hate you rn)

vestal jasper
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but it means URLs won't be converted in formats (only messages)

viral hornet
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hows that a fix wtf

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Either way, I just replaced the . with a unicode one that looks very similar

twin lagoon
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@viral hornet ur halloween spawn is hot x

viral hornet
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so that works haha

vestal jasper
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TLDR MiniMessage breaks when you have the click event tag IN hover event content

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AKA, I'm a dumbass, and you have to manually define click events for URLs in chat formats now

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@viral hornet

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But I don't see URLs ever being a part of chat formats anyway

viral hornet
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Yeah, not really that important tbh.

potent fossil
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@young terrace some dude just won 100btc in bustabit...

vestal jasper
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I'll send you a jar with a fix soon

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and pushing fix rn

twin lagoon
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it's fucking nuts what people win with those gambling sites

potent fossil
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that's 1.1 fucking million

twin lagoon
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it happens

potent fossil
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that said, he had to bet quite a bit

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but still

twin lagoon
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check his profile

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it shows how much you've bet in total n shit

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bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what

potent fossil
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yes

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was just saying that

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bet 8, profited 100btc

twin lagoon
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although, his all time low is pretty pepega aswell

potent fossil
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yeah kek

twin lagoon
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his total wagered is nothing however

potent fossil
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ok, so, they say muricans can't use this. what happens if i used it, and won anything at all? do i get fucked by the IRS or what actually happens

worn ember
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gambling monkaS

twin lagoon
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it's bitcoin

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it's not traceable to you

potent fossil
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yeah but when i sell it for fiat it will be

limpid comet
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@potent fossil money laundering

worn ember
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btc is traceable 👀

potent fossil
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lol

limpid comet
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no rlly

twin lagoon
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well technically BTC is traceable yes but they're probably not going to to do shit

limpid comet
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you'll get fucked by the IRS unless you launder money

twin lagoon
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transfer BTC slowly into a stable coin

worn ember
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so if i do laundering i wont get fucked?

twin lagoon
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slowly transfer into fiat

worn ember
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seems legit

limpid comet
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if you do it right thinksmart

twin lagoon
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well the problem is that most countries do not give a shit about cryptocurrency

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the chances of getting noticed are very small

limpid comet
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uhh

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if you cash it out

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??

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it's 1.1mil

worn ember
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my dad just does jobs without reporting it and then dumps the money on my account facepalm

limpid comet
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sure, just gotta be careful

twin lagoon
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to be fair you could just say that you got a lot of BTC from having invested years ago

worn ember
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yeah converting will lose you quite a bit

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idk i dont use btc, its just what i heard

twin lagoon
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rates exist for both

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it's not being scammed

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no exchange does that

worn ember
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how they gonna make money then

twin lagoon
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i love how they have a dutch channel

worn ember
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rekt

twin lagoon
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yeah but mcm is pepega

worn ember
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i know theres a law that forces lootboxes to show you the contents you'll get before you buy it

twin lagoon
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no one cares about that law though kek

potent fossil
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surprise mechanics

worn ember
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well ik steam does

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i dota i already know what i'll get out of a collection before i roll

limpid comet
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get the mbp

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but like

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2012

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well you shouldn't be getting a mbp for performance

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i'd wait til apple releases the new macbooks with custom silicon

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unless you need x86 apps

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you're betting tens of thousands in college?

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what

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where tf are you getting this money

twin lagoon
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he has an addiction dw

limpid comet
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i know

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but he's in hs

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what

worn ember
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i used to make more than 2.5k in a year from mc when i was in hs

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not insane numbers but i only had like 60-100 players

twin lagoon
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you can easily make money with minecraft

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remember that some servers are investing $70k a month in advertising

worn ember
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that harm me sad_pepe

twin lagoon
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a lot

worn ember
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a lot i think

vernal bone
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What's the best way of earing money without setting up a webstore? 🤔

twin lagoon
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working

worn ember
vernal bone
limpid comet
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my friends and i are trying to start up a minecraft server for a bit of money

worn ember
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depends how good your idea is

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and what it requires

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prison KEKW

twin lagoon
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have a good idea + youtubers = profit

limpid comet
potent fossil
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well just went on coinbase, did one of their stupid little courses to get free crypto, traded for btc, and sent to bustabit

twin lagoon
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probably $10

potent fossil
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about 5 usd lol

worn ember
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inb4 hes 5btc in depth

twin lagoon
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depth

worn ember
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debt lol

twin lagoon
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Belgium

potent fossil
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i dont think you can go into debt with this

worn ember
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belgum bigbrain

potent fossil
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i mean

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you can

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but...you'd have to pay

twin lagoon
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technically you can't

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technically you can

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aslong as you don't invest much more money tbh

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if you only invest money you can afford to lose you can't go in debt

potent fossil
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i mean ive invested a whole $0, this crypto was free by doing a quiz

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so get naenaeD?

twin lagoon
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when i gambled some ETH a few months ago i just used left-over ETH i had

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was like $15 reserved for gas fees

potent fossil
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i mean lmao

twin lagoon
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gambled it to $250, went all-in and lost

limpid comet
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based

twin lagoon
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well i did end up making like $100 or something

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never lost any money with gambling

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never gambled any money i can't lose

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i've gambled like three times in my life maybe

mental meadow
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@twin lagoon uwu

potent fossil
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(x) doubt

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ok well, here's my goal rigby, make enough to buy some weed

worn ember
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just smoke some grass and inhale the fumes, you'll be light headed too

potent fossil
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nah an ounce, fuck you playing

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i dont buy less than an ounce at a time

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usually no more though, i dont smoke it fast enough

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here in cali i can get a pretty decent ounce for literally a hundred bucks

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i feel bad for you depraved fucks

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not only can i get an ounce for 100, but i can get it delivered and not even have to set outside my house

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and it comes in a vaccuum sealed package with wraps and joint crutches

limpid comet
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wtf

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actually

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i'm pretty sure that's how it works here in canada

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don't buy weed often

potent fossil
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yes

limpid comet
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if i do, it's from the guy a few doors down :p

potent fossil
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i just text them and say plz delivery, and they say cash or card and i say whichever im feeling (card has a fee so i usually just go pop down to the atm and grab some beers while im at the store anyway), then they come and hand it to me, i gib cash and that's it

limpid comet
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wtf

twin lagoon
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ya or just

limpid comet
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that's based

twin lagoon
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go to the nearest coffee shop

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and buy it

limpid comet
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??

potent fossil
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yeah netherlands mode

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lol

limpid comet
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wtf x2

potent fossil
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netherlands has shops that sell weed

limpid comet
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ours is all online

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actually

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that's a total lie

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there's some down in toronto iirc

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idk i don't go to toronto very often

minor badge
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our dealers are all school students

twin lagoon
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there's like 2 coffeeshops in the city centre here

worn ember
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we can grow our own

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for personal use

twin lagoon
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that too

limpid comet
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oh lord speaking of

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you're allowed a max of 30g here iirc

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my friend has 6 pounds worth of plants

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or, 6 pounds produced from plants

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he just showed me his garage a few days ago, it's wild

worn ember
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i mean what else you gonna produce it from

potent fossil
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yeah my friend's entire back yard is plants

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uh probably about an acre 200 square feet of land in total, almost all plants

limpid comet
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shut up ded angreydoggo

potent fossil
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little smoke shack in the middle

limpid comet
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based

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when i retire that's what i want

potent fossil
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oh no 200 sqft is way too small

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thought that was bigger

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gotta be 800-1000 sqft

twin lagoon
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@minor badge awa

vernal moth
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Man I hate taxes

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Just got the first wage after I got an increase

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And the after tax increase is less than half of the before tax increase, reeeee

potent fossil
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Germany

worn ember
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And the after tax increase is less than half of the before tax increase, reeeee
@vernal moth wat

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im confused

vernal moth
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I get 300 euro more each month now

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But only 144 of those reach my bank

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Is that more understandable?

meager tusk
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@twin lagoon aPES2_HappyWave PES_Heart

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@twin lagoon awa

twin lagoon
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awa

meager tusk
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Ok ignore me then

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@meager tusk peepoClap bearwave

meager tusk
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@minor badge PES_Heart PES_Heart aPES2_HappyWave

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i have no peepo waves 😔

twin lagoon
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mfw

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in the bus

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server goes down

meager tusk
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PogU i'm in the bus too

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wait wat

twin lagoon
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idriz help

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im not in the bus 😔

meager tusk
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what's down WHAT

twin lagoon
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www kekww

meager tusk
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residentsleeper fix it devops boy

limpid comet
worn ember
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Yes, thanks mini

limpid comet
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dream uses tuinity

twin lagoon
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tuwunity

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atleast it aint yatopia

meager tusk
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what's with you and uwu

twin lagoon
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uwu

meager tusk
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you ran our smp on yatopia..

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Ivan the terrible runs

worn ember
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"in the bus"
nether lands be liek

meager tusk
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holland be like "on the bike" TE_PepeLaugh

worn ember
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they merge inside the busses

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like molten cheese

meager tusk
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I wanna visit holland just cause of the biking culture

twin lagoon
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come here idriz

meager tusk
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No I'm going to Sneek

twin lagoon
meager tusk
twin lagoon
meager tusk
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kosovoceo this you?

viral hornet
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@quasi valley HOW WAS THE REST OF YOUR SLEEP?

void void
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lmaoh ok

quasi valley
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MY FATHER WAS SNORING TOO LOUD NEXT DOORS SO I HAD TO MOVE ROOMS

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AND ALSO WOKE UP AGAIN AT 7 AM BECAUSE THERE'S STUPID AIR IN OUR HEATERS

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so all in all 10/10

twin lagoon
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good

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fuck you kenny

quasi valley
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michale you absolute frog face

worn ember
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imagine having air in your heaters

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you should put them in a vacuum

potent fossil
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@void void is that on the xf api

void void
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yes

potent fossil
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figures as much

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well yall can go spam him and shoot off another 2 hr monologue

quasi valley
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are you talking about your gambling addiction again

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or what's that

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okay yes you are

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seriously, stop

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literally noone cares

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go annoy someone else with gambling

twin lagoon
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kenny clappywappy

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how's viaversion

quasi valley
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because literally every single day people tell you to stop posting it here, and because there's actual children in here?

twin lagoon
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1.16.4 wen

potent fossil
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kneny ur staff now u have to be n1c3

quasi valley
#

:<

worn ember
#

toxic staff sad_pepe

quasi valley
#

already finished michale 🐌

viral hornet
#

fuck you kenny
@twin lagoon wtf

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wtf michael

#

wtf

quasi valley
#

yea wtf michael

twin lagoon
#

camm 🥺

#

that wasn ot a pleading face wtf

viral hornet
#

michael don't be mean to kenny 😦

#

& kenny I'm glad you had a good sleep

quasi valley
#

no, for bothering everyone in here, as you were told multiple times by multiple people

quasi valley
#

don't try to make snarky responses or making this a "only you have a problem with it", just stop

cobalt surge
#

Just drop it then. No since in keep going

quasi valley
#

that's good to me then, thank you

worn ember
cobalt surge
#

Morning @quasi valley

quasi valley
#

helo smolMonkey

quasi valley
#

have a nice sleep

potent fossil
#

kiss kiss on the booty kneny

twin lagoon
#

dark what are you doing

#

hackintosh? don't use an ISO

#

vmware? don't use an ISO

#

in general, don't use an ISO

#

find a guide on r/hackintosh

humble falcon
#

I didn’t even know macOS had ISO’s

twin lagoon
#

they're unofficial

humble falcon
#

Who’s installing macOS from a DVD drive wtf

#

Yeah that makes sense

quasi valley
#

@viral hornet how was your sleep

#

or wait shouldn't you go to sleep now

viral hornet
#

I am due to zzz in the next 2 hours

worn ember
warm anchor
#

Damn dota

ashen cliff
void void
#

anyone 🙂

vernal moth
#

Smth smth offline-mode: false

warm anchor
mental meadow
#

?warn 269900003894493184 Stop spreading conspiracy theories.

leaden oxideBOT
#

dynoSuccess Ondsinet#1094 has been warned. || Stop spreading conspiracy theories.

untold copper
#

@mental meadow will i get warned for saying "The earth is flat and Area 51 actually surrounds earth's edge to prevent us from falling off?"
thonk

#

:P

unreal quarry
#

Uh oh, another freedom fighter do gooder. Lol

untold copper
#

lol

worn ember
#

flat earthers recognize other planets are spherical, but ofc earth isnt

limpid comet
#

what conspiracy theories was being spread

#

i missed it sadchamp

worn ember
#

same

#

probably spigot drama

limpid comet
#

"the paper team is actually just a puppet organization controlled by the one-and-only md_5"?

#

?services

#

.services

#

ffs

#

ok #1 make your name pingable jesus lord murphy

earnest rampart
#

anyone know where i can find a good nms tutorial?

visual egret
#

i think i just found a bug

next wind
#

what is it?

visual egret
#

im recording my screen rn

#

wait

worn ember
#

did you mean feature

visual egret
#

oh yeah

unreal quarry
#

waits

worn ember
#

nono billy your words are runs

fallen oracle
#

Morning friends PaimonWave

limpid comet
#

hi glare

unreal quarry
#

I'm just waiting for them to post the video so I can tell them to use their words instead since we can't always see what's expected in a video/screenshot

fallen oracle
#

How's your JDBI adventure going, bluely?

heady spear
#

Hi Gläré!

fallen oracle
#

Heyo

unreal quarry
#

Good morning glare ^_^

limpid comet
#

you know, i think i've gotten over the hard part. i have implemented a game data system which i think works really well

so, pretty good, thanks for asking

worn ember
#

ablobwave gday glare

fallen oracle
#

Hey Billy! How are you feeling?

#

Hey DED! Did you get back to sleep finally?

cedar spade
#

No, he ded

fallen oracle
#

That sounds great bluely, my hardest part is always the relational stuff across tables.

worn ember
#

i managed to sleep again fine

#

i just yeeted my laptop somewhere else

visual egret
#

ok so:
when you right click an an npc and open a container, then exit out of it, a "ghost arrow" is fired that does nothing

fallen oracle
limpid comet
#

yeah, i have a GameData abstract baseclass (with a load/save method), and my game plugins implement it. then i tell my core library "hey, load gamedata using this class and this table", it does it, and then my minigame plugin can interact with that gamedata

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and i think i have foreign keys all set up

unreal quarry
#

@visual egret replicate without plugins and datapacks

fallen oracle
#

That's good. I never got good with SQL relationship stuff. I've been working with Mongdo and Morphia lately but it's crying when I try to add in a converter for inventories. Something about bson complaining.

limpid comet
#

that looks like a client issue

#

and like a mapper?

#

when i dealt with inventories in mongo i just serialized the inventory to b64 and threw it into a field

visual egret
#

hmm

#

it doesent appear to work with villagers or chests

unreal quarry
#

Then it's a plugin issue

limpid comet
#

maybe open the inventory before the bow pull back event is fired or whatever

unreal quarry
#

Yell at your npc plugin provider

worn ember
#

i dont like nosql systems

#

but i dont like sql either

limpid comet
#

yeah, when i first started using mongo i enjoyed it, but then i slowly got to learn it more and more, and i think i was using it in the wrong scenario

#

honestly i'll probably be using mongo soon for a logging system i'd like to implement

#

since different types of "events" will have different data, and that is represented well by json schemas

worn ember
#

you usually use nosql systems if you need to deal with lots of different data

limpid comet
#

yeah

#

that isn't the case for my userdata, i was just using what i knew

#

but i'm glad i looked into the abyss of postgresql, because nice, readable code stared back at me

fallen oracle
#

Yeah kinda. With Morphia, at least on 1.x, you can convert converters to convert from DBObject to and from the object and strings. This project in particular uses Luck's Helper lib which has serializers to and from inventories and it theoretically should be working but I keep getting some silly error.

#

My theory is because I'm trying to serialize the direct inventory interface instead of a class that implements it but I don't think that'd be it.

unreal quarry
limpid comet
#

hmm, well i don't know much about morphia so i won't be able to help you very much :p

#

but hopefully you get it solved

#

good luck glare! the whole world is counting on you

#

executeQuery returns a ResultSet

unreal quarry
#

That's not how you use prepared statements

limpid comet
#

oh

#

or that

#

hold on

#

let me find my old pst code

#

oh

visual egret
#

wait i think i got it

limpid comet
#

nvm he's deleted his messages

visual egret
#

its fine

#

sorry

unreal quarry
#

Look more into prepared statements @visual egret and be sure you are doing them correctly. Otherwise bad things happen (like injections)

fallen oracle
#

Now I gotta find this stupid thing

#

org.bson.codecs.configuration.CodecConfigurationException: Can't find a codec for class org.bukkit.craftbukkit.v1_16_R2.inventory.CraftInventoryCustom$MinecraftInventory.

There we go.

limpid comet
#

that'll do it 😄

fallen oracle
#

Longest stacktrace I think I've ever seen.

visual egret
#

@unreal quarry the table variable is a thing that clients have no access to

unreal quarry
#

Still

#

.g xkcd bobby tables

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://xkcd.com/327/ -- Exploits of a Mom - xkcd: "Phone: In a way— Phone: Did you really name your son "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" ? Mom: Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him. Phone:..."

visual egret
#

its in the plugin.yml

#

and only i will be using the plugin

unreal quarry
#

Smh

#

Fine. Continue with your bad habits

#

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

visual egret
#

i know how to use them
statement.setString(1, uuid.toString());

#

its just that i dont need it there

limpid comet
#

wait send the pst again

#

i wanna see

unreal quarry
#

Smh

limpid comet
#

is this a bobby tables moment

unreal quarry
#

Yes

limpid comet
worn ember
#

uwu

fallen oracle
#

Oh interesting so apparently Mongo wants these objects as documents with codecs

worn ember
#

i remember firebase also uses documents and boy was it a PITA

vernal bone
#

(DiscordBot) https://xkcd.com/327/ -- Exploits of a Mom - xkcd: "Phone: In a way— Phone: Did you really name your son "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" ? Mom: Oh, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him. Phone:..."
OMEGALUL

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) xkcd: Exploits of a Mom (10 October 2007)

visual egret
#

plane go fly

vestal jasper
#

god I hate regex

unreal quarry
#

I hate trying to help people that won't accept your help

#

^_^

mental meadow
#

little bobby tables

fallen oracle
#

Is there not a specific inventory for chests and stuff?

#

I know player has player and whatnot.

unreal quarry
#

Every inventory has a specific container

#

Idk what the api calls that, tho

fallen oracle
#

Oh wait I don't need that

#

Hmm

heady spear
#

@mental meadow wyd

visual egret
#

I hate trying to help people that won't accept your help
@unreal quarry that is the only place in my entire codeblace that i did that, simply because i dont need it

unreal quarry
#

Bad. Habit.

visual egret
#
PreparedStatement statement = getConnection().prepareStatement("SELECT * FROM ? ORDER BY kills desc LIMIT 10");
statement.setString(1, table);
return statement.executeQuery();
#

are you happy now?

unreal quarry
#

Yes ^_^

#

Your code is happier too

limpid comet
#

ohh

#

that's what he was doing

#

dear god use set methods especially if you're interacting with tables

vestal jasper
#

<rainbow>%player_displayname%: <white>test</white></rainbow>
of course test renders in rainbow colours and not white, why would it render white lol

#

pffft

#

imagine it rendering white

limpid comet
#

@cosmic raft fix it

unreal quarry
#

It's a white rainbow

#

runs away

heady spear
#

don't just ping pong kashike smh

vestal jasper
#
  1. kashike doesn't work on minimessage
  2. mini's busy with the rewrite
limpid comet
#

i still expect him to fix it

#

think of the damage it could cause

visual egret
#

while (ResultSet#next()) is a good way to cycle through a resultset?

fallen oracle
#

Well crap, looks like bson changed from 3.0 to 4.0.

vestal jasper
#

@fallen oracle guess I found a feature which I cannot implement atm :D

fallen oracle
#

Oh?

#

Whicch one?

vestal jasper
fallen oracle
#

Not the end of the world.

stiff yarrow
#

@cosmic raft fix it
@limpid comet that’s minis project not Kashike

vestal jasper
#

Considering taking another look at MM and seeing if I can submit a PR to make it possible

#

make MM calculate the color but use the proper colour

stiff yarrow
#

Also am I not getting it or what, but why don’t you just close the rainbow tag early if you want the name white

#

Also just woke up so forgive any alchemy on my part

vestal jasper
#

No, I'm not closing the rainbow tag.
Not only will that break the coloring, I'd have to continue it afterwards

visual egret
#

yay! sqlexception

vestal jasper
#

I'd also have to find out if it's rainbow anyway

#

Which is easier said than done

stiff yarrow
#

Vic you have a chat mod project don’t you

vestal jasper
#

That's what this bug is regarding

limber knotBOT
#

this is one of the many reasons why MineDown still doesn't have a gradient tag lol

vestal jasper
#

Users cannot use item link placeholders when the message is under effect of the gradient and rainbow tags, due to the placeholder in their message being split into multiple separate components, meaning the regex never resolves

#

@stiff yarrow

limpid comet
#

the gradient tag is my favourite

#

it's used everywhere on my server :p

limber knotBOT
#

replacing after parsing the format

#

wat

vestal jasper
#

MiniMessage doesn't support item hovers in its parser

limber knotBOT
#

eww

#

MineDown does thinksmart

vestal jasper
#

so unless you know of a way to insert item hovers before it's parsed, this is what I'm stuck with

#

in MM

#

[item] should be replaced with an item hover, but since it's 6 different components, the text [item] doesn't exist in the component, in a way that regex / the replacer can resolve.

fallen oracle
#

I also know Morphia 2.x removed converters altogether. Wonder if I just need to bite the bullet and figure out how to convert this.

limber knotBOT
#

just PR gradient support to MineDown ;P

vestal jasper
#

And Carbon does support MineDown, it's just not the default

limpid comet
#

what's Carbon?

vestal jasper
#

well, "support" in that you can tell Carbon to parse formats with MineDown.
I don't quite have any code that assumes MineDown, like I do MM

#

my chat plugin

limpid comet
#

ah cool

astral linden
#

this was too good

#

the next like 2 min

vestal jasper
#

mfw I buy something on ebay and the seller creates a shipping label and 7 days later still hasn't shipped it out

cunning raft
#

dream videos are horrible

#

same formula over and over

limpid comet
#

i don't like dream himself

vestal jasper
#

Estimated delivery Tue, Oct 27 I hope this arrives by that time

cunning raft
#

and his fanbase of 3 year old stans suck

limpid comet
#

yeah

#

that too

#

whenever one of these speedrunner videos come out, i watch em cause i like seeing the plays

#

but it's overhyped

cunning raft
#

YOOOO GUYS DREama HERee AND TODAY UISNSTEAD o F F F 4 HUNTERsS THERE WIlL be 6!!!!

#

WOWOWWW B]RO POGGERS

visual egret
#

just do a 1v50 and then ill be interested

#

jk

limpid comet
#

technoblade already did that

#

and won

visual egret
#

techno the best

#

ngl

limpid comet
#

i don't care about either of them

cunning raft
#

techno is much better

limpid comet
#

but i prefer techno more

visual egret
#

i just prefer him

limpid comet
#

his humor is.. well he actually has humor

visual egret
#

yeahhh

cunning raft
#

techno can actually pvp while dream clicks a button every time the cooldown goes up

limpid comet
#

i don't think i've ever heard dream be funny

visual egret
#

mature: techno
immature: dream

#

the viewing audience

#

of them

limpid comet
#

honestly i'd put it the other way around

astral linden
#

how he killed the dragon this time was neat

limpid comet
#

oh

astral linden
#

never seen that jar a dragon like that

#

it was stuck at the nest

limpid comet
#

yeah i mean his plays are kinda cool

astral linden
#

lol

limpid comet
#

that's why i watch the videos

#

but other than that, i really don't like him

#

find him super annoying and pander-y

cunning raft
#

there was nothing different about that dragon kill lmao

#

its just a regular 1.16 speedrun

astral linden
#

oh no i like seeing the random plays. like placing a bed on the nest and the dragon gets stuck above it

#

and just spam that

#

mmm first time ive seen a speed runner do that. then again ive not kept up with 1.16 speed runs so eh

cunning raft
#

its the fastest way to kill the dragon

astral linden
#

mk fairly new option. someone said 1.16 understood.

visual egret
#

Issue:
Bukkit.getOfflinePlayer(UUID) doesent work if the player has never joined the server/playerdata doesent exist

#

anyone know how to at least get a players name without playerdata on the server?

limber knotBOT
#

use the PlayerProfile API

visual egret
#

is there a method using less dependencies?

limpid comet
#

uh isn't it a part of paper

visual egret
#

wait is it

limpid comet
#

yes

mossy vessel
#

PlayerProfile is a paper thingy

heady spear
#

@minor badge uwu 💩

mossy vessel
#

u smell

#

@heady spear blobpoop

stiff yarrow
#

oddly my discord isn't doing smooth scrolling anymore and its slightly irksome

#

and rebooting the client fixed it, wunderbar

heady spear
#

@mossy vessel broccolai

mossy vessel
#

🥦

#

I had 🥦 today

vernal moth
#

Is wunderbar an actual thing English speaking ppl adopted?

mental meadow
#

that sounds wunderbar

mossy vessel
#

wonderbar

mental meadow
#

nmf how is that coffe machine from aldi

mossy vessel
#

It's not from aldi

#

But it works well

#

Makes good coffee

mental meadow
vernal moth
#

You don't have aldi in austria?

mossy vessel
#

yeah, but bought it on amazon

vernal moth
#

Til

mental meadow
#

yes we do

#

but its called Hofer

vernal moth
#

That's what I mean

#

Why?

ashen cliff
#

Lidl.

mental meadow
#

short story: because Aldi bought Hofer and kept the name

#

everything else is the same tho

vernal moth
#

Ah, because aldi brought hover

#

Hofer

mental meadow
#

same logo, same store layout

#

Only the Kasse is called Kassa but thats austria

#

But they use the german announcements so in the announcement its Kasse but it says Kassa

vernal moth
#

"Im Jahr 1968 nahm die Hofer KG als Teil der Unternehmensgruppe Aldi Süd ihre Geschäftstätigkeit auf. Aldi Süd setzte damit das bereits bestehende Discountkonzept aus Deutschland zum ersten Mal im Ausland um. Hierzu übernahm Aldi Süd die 1962 gegründete Lebensmittelkette des österreichischen Händlers Helmut Hofer. Zum einen war dessen Name in Österreich ein Begriff, zum anderen stand der Name „Aldi“ in Österreich schon für eine andere Firma und konnte somit nicht auch noch für österreichische Filialen von Aldi Süd genutzt werden. Somit wurde Aldi Süds Österreich-Ableger „Hofer“ genannt."

mental meadow
#

I have a perfect impression of the aldi announcement voice

heady spear
#

am a graphics expert

#

it's dedicated to aurora

#

...yes? the highest allowed index is 8

visual egret
#

oops

#

didnt meant to send that

#

somewhere else

#

nvm

zealous knot
#

City is a jrafiks epx0rt

limpid comet
#

The first cat meme

ashen cliff
#

newly discovered

ember elk
#

alright I have a question, does anyone know if world generation gets more "amplified" the farther out you go? I have a survival server on 1.16.3 which started on 1.14.3 and the terrain that we have all of our bases on (like 15k out in every direction) is extremely normal. yet I travelled to One million yesterday and all around me is terrain like this (the statue is a work in progress monument)

#

A while back there was a desert like this too, although not as extreme

ashen cliff
#

It's just normal terrain but amplified.

#

So no.

limpid comet
#

confirmation bias

limber knotBOT
#

pretty sure that doesn't happen anymore

#

iirc. that only was a case with the old far lands

ember elk
#

it's still hard to ignore that it's more common out here than anywhere else in my world tho, could just be luck but who knows

heady spear
#

the holy trinity

#

@waxen panther incendo has exclusive art now

#

but aurora doesn't approve

#

she thinks they're ugly D:

limber knotBOT
#

well she's not wrong

heady spear
#

:(((

#

puwup is so pretty

twin lagoon
#

is chunk generation multi-threaded?

slim nymph
#

yes-ish

twin lagoon
#

mmmm

#

yeah i just rented an EPYC 7502P for generation

slim nymph
#

1 thread per world, so better concurrency if players spread out

twin lagoon
#

o

viral hornet
#

@quasi valley good night

quasi valley
#

didn't you say you wanted to sleep like 3 hours ago

viral hornet
#

Yes q_pepesob

quasi valley
#

bad coumm

twin lagoon
#

camm 🥺

ashen cliff
#

Just overclock the EPYC CPU. kekwhyper

viral hornet
#

michael 🥺

slim nymph
#

well @muted storm weve gone full circle, people posting on paper forums using spigot: https://papermc.io/forums/t/tps-drops-on-survival-server/5190/1

limber knotBOT
twin lagoon
#

fuck

#

why can't it be multi-threaded

fallen oracle
#

Just make it all asink

limber knotBOT
#

interesting, my company now offers tech leasing, I can basically buy phones, laptops, displays whatever before taxes

#

saving over 50%

twin lagoon
limber knotBOT
#

800 euro monitor? 24*18.03 euro = 432 euro

fallen oracle
#

Ooo

ashen cliff
#

You could save 100% by stealing.

limber knotBOT
#

ah + 2-4 * 18.03 if I want to keep it after the 24 months

#

everybody at my company be buying an iphone 12 using this 😂

worn ember
#

buying phones on a payment plan pepega

limber knotBOT
#

well

#

its a tax avoidment plan :P

worn ember
#

hmmmm

scenic pewter
#

can I download paper on aternos?

worn ember
#

why you asking us

scenic pewter
#

idk

worn ember
#

well idk either

scenic pewter
#

where else should I

limber knotBOT
#

aternos?

twin lagoon
#

aternos

worn ember
#

^^

scenic pewter
#

yeah aternos

worn ember
#

facepalm so ask them lol

scenic pewter
#

where

twin lagoon
#

aternos' support....?

#

.g aternos support

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://support.aternos.org/hc/en-us -- Aternos Help Center: "Aternos Help Center. I have a problem with my ... Server · Account. Popular Articles. Lags · Uploading files and FTP access · Stop countdown · Share..."

worn ember
#

actually not a dum dum host pogslide

limber knotBOT
#

"the newer version the better"

#

wooo

vestal jasper
#

It aternos. It is a dum dum host, just not big dum dum.

worn ember
#

i like how they call it "lags"

vestal jasper
#

Afaik it's one of the "free" hosts that charge for access to plugins

#

Aka charging money for access to other people's work

worn ember
twin lagoon
#

choco clappywappy

#

show husky pics

muted storm
worn ember
#

"very unlikely" that they oversell lol

mental meadow
twin lagoon
#

aorus pepe_sleep

fallen oracle
#

Yooo I love those

mental meadow
#

I need way more stickers do any of you have some? :D

#

@twin lagoon it reminded me of my name

twin lagoon
#

uwuwa

mental meadow
#

Exactly!! Also it was pretty good price/performance

cosmic raft
#

I want stickers

mental meadow
#

Same

heady spear
#

I wanna make cloud / p2 / is stickers

#

but

#

meh

#

awuwa should i do cloud or incendo? :3

mental meadow
#

Incendo first

cedar spade
#

incloudo

limpid comet
#

wtf word

unreal quarry
#

i have a bunch of hacktoberfest stickers from the last 2 years @mental meadow

#

soon this years, too

mental meadow
#

do they send stickers?

#

wheeeere

unreal quarry
#

with the shirt

mental meadow
#

nice

#

i don't want a single blank spot left

unreal quarry
#

i'll find my stickers and take apic for you

#

they send lots

#

That's all I can find right now.. there was about double this

mental meadow
#

nice

unreal quarry
#

The boobs one was not from hacktoberfest

#

Lol

mental meadow
#

sad

unreal quarry
#

pretty sure one of them was a long one that had the full github text logo

#

either i lost it, or my kids got it

mossy vessel
#

Yeah, got the same stickers

mental meadow
#

I'm just gonna ping everyone and ask for stickers >:D

cunning raft
slim nymph
mental meadow
#

see

#

still not enough stickers

slim nymph
#

my personal laptop has like barely any empty space