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(DiscordBot) Ha GAY!!! - length 4s - 121,955 likes, 4,128 dislikes (96.7%) - 24,937,796 views - ImpactDesignsHD on 2012.05.16

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perfect timing

vestal jasper
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so, leaf?

heady spear
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I like to know that I’m intellectually superior

void void
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intellectually superior while having your ass rammed

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hot

heady spear
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While they plow the hell out of me

vestal jasper
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yeah you must love leaf then

heady spear
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I wouldn’t let leaf get anywhere near my ass.

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As far as leaf is concerned it’s a no-go zone.

void void
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did you just call leaf an intellectual

heady spear
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No, he’s dumb as fuck. But, he’s also gross.

vestal jasper
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lol

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this is some serious gay

heady spear
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I’d rather sit on a pine cone

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ur the type to shit a pine cone and eat it

void void
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my dog would do that

heady spear
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You’re just mad I wouldn’t let you fuck me

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no kappapride

heady spear
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Get over it and check your privilege you white cishet male

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ur white

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ur male

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ur cis

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ur retarded too

heady spear
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Your toxic masculinity is oppressive

void void
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wait what the fuck

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is ac odyssey newer or is origins newer

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why is odyssey in my steam library, i didnt think i ever played that i was actually thinking about buying it the other day

heady spear
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It’s really good

void void
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wtf. yo i never bought this

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but it's in my steam lib

heady spear
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Play it, you turd faced llama.

void void
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i will but

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is this a joke

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are they gonna let me launch it and then tell me i need to buy it

heady spear
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Leaf is a joke

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A bad one at that

woven otter
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that's pretty gay

void void
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where is odyssey placed? greece?

heady spear
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Plus I bet he smells bad and he’s probably ugly and I bet his family doesn’t like him and he’s dumb

void void
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never finished origins lol

heady spear
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Ye, Greece

void void
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it says i last placed it nov 2018

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the fck

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k here we go

heady spear
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R u like drunk

void void
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no

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maybe

heady spear
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I wish I was

woven otter
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he's just deficient

heady spear
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You’re deficient in brain capacity

woven otter
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yes u r

heady spear
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Go swim around in some body of water

void void
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ok wtf

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it says ive played 5 fucking hours

heady spear
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Preferably one with loads of toxic waste

void void
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i s2g ive never played this

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did someone hack me and buy odyssey for me

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and install it on my pc

heady spear
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No you’re just dumb

void void
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ima just restart from the beginning

heady spear
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Mtm your country is the trash bin of Europe

woven otter
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why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

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well it's debatable city

heady spear
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No and you’re trash for living there

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We’re using you as a buffer zone between us and Russia

woven otter
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ur trash for living

heady spear
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At least I get paid, you poor fuck

woven otter
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you shouldn't be tho

heady spear
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Life is unfair to cry about it bitch

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Go* fuck it

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•_•

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literally retarded kappa

woven otter
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ye city ur retarded

heady spear
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Takes one to know one

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ur one\

heady spear
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Ok

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At least I’m not a furry

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I'm not a furry either kappa

heady spear
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Hahahah sure bud

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Whatever dude I’ll play along

limber knotBOT
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is drake really that famous

heady spear
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He’s only famous bcuz of degrassi

void void
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ok i kinda remember odyssey, but i def did not play 5 hours of it before so idk wtf that is

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but im playing it now

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u proud city?

heady spear
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I should continue but my only quests are like level 35 ones and I’m 27 so I need to do random quests and I cba

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So I haven’t opened the game in like a month

void void
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i was trying to complete origins and im bored as fuck on it

heady spear
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Plus I get raided by pirates whenever I try to do something

void void
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and i was considering buying odyssey, so i open steam

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and

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odyssey

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i was literally so fucking confused

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i havent finished an AC since i think the french revolution one

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unity

heady spear
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I can’t imagine that’s not something you’re used to at this point tho

void void
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what forgetting shit?

heady spear
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Being confused

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When you have the brain power of a toaster things must be quite confusing at times

void void
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palagi ako malito boiiiii

heady spear
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Stop speaking Tagalog

void void
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bakit bebe

heady spear
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I dated a filipino once

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It was nice until he tried to rape me at a public library

void void
heady spear
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Anyway I should get to the store

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Omg they’re selling cloudberry flavored mulled wine

void void
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get wine drunk

heady spear
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Get mauled by a tiger

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get cancer

heady spear
void void
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eat shit city

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and rude, unreasonable chicken

fallen oracle
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What's good

heady spear
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I am so loved in this community

golden gust
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Who the fuck are you?

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who r u

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rnt u just the messenger for happenings in the uk

fallen oracle
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The UK doesn't exist

heady spear
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I am a Nordic god

void void
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the nordic god of being gay

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and ass ramming

heady spear
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You are all just mere mortals, dirt under the shoes worn by the perfection that is myself

fallen oracle
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Ok boomer

void void
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Ok boomer

fallen oracle
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Ok boomer

heady spear
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Bow down and offer your life to me and I shall grant you my eternal blessing

fallen oracle
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Shut up boomer

heady spear
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Cross me and I shall destroy you like the filth you are

fallen oracle
void void
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if you offer your life to city he will immediately fornicate with you via your anal cavity

heady spear
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I have a headache

golden gust
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is it bedtime yet?

fallen oracle
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It's only 6AM

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Of course not

heady spear
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I want to create a kingdom only inhabited by the perfect race

golden gust
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Whooooo

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Hold it there hitler

heady spear
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I envision an entire country of perfection, blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes wherever you go

golden gust
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I would just like to say, that I do have blond hair and blue eyes

heady spear
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Oh this isn’t the Arian assembly

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I instantly like you. You must be good.

fallen oracle
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Got 1 burger left

heady spear
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Meat is murder 🌱

fallen oracle
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Ok boomer

limber knotBOT
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MEAT DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE

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I DO!

fallen oracle
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I'm already dead inside, don't think it changes much.

void void
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I just realized how much flights im boutta have in June next year

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kayak's trip visualizer lol

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also gl me, 11 hour layover in tokyo

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wat am gon do :D

fallen oracle
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gz

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Whelp I think it's been a full 24 hours now I've been up

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Only 25 more to go

void void
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why

fallen oracle
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Doing a hackathon

void void
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gl

fallen oracle
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Ty. Boutta go on a hike in 3 hours

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Clear what's left of my mind

void void
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hackathon

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leaving for a hike

fallen oracle
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Yeah. My 3 teammates are sleeping

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When they wake up, Im going to go get some fresh air

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Then come back

void void
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what kind of BS

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wake their asses up and continue hacking

fallen oracle
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Dude if you're going to yell at me, you better gimmie a smooch to make me feel better

void void
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ok but on the dick tho

fallen oracle
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No homo though cause I have socks on

void void
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me too

fallen oracle
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Okay then we're good

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So I have been quick learning that over the past few hours.

void void
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is that written in go

fallen oracle
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It's like python / c++

void void
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stupid name

fallen oracle
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With support for c#

void void
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oh its like unity

fallen oracle
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Yeah

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I need to shower after my hike too

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So I can be somewhat decent

void void
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real programmers code while drenched in sweat

fallen oracle
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Bro I'm drenched in a bunch of unknown things right now. Sitting here through the night.

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Who knows what goes on.

void void
fallen oracle
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Gamer juice

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Kinda just numb at this point

void void
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sell it to thirsty Ꮆ卂爪乇尺　Ꮆ丨尺ㄥ丂

fallen oracle
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Ez tuition paid

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Surprising my friends that I'm going on a hike cause they don't know I'm coming. They also assume I'm covered in gamer juice.

void void
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set your name to this from now on 【ＧａｍｅｒＪｕｉｃｅＢｏｙ】

fallen oracle
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Gläre

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Oop

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It is I

void void
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.kill 【ＧａｍｅｒＪｕｉｃｅＢｏｙ】

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

fallen oracle
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Yikes.

void void
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fuck you DiscordBot

fallen oracle
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My juice makes me not able to die.

wide chasm
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GamerJuiceBoy is invincible

fallen oracle
void void
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i wish i was rich and could afford a $68/night hotel

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(i know thats not even a lot)

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(rip)

fallen oracle
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Whoop. I'm back.

void void
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i mean fuck, maybe, i have a few months

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i can prebook these and not pay yet then pay when i have the money

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at least id have a balance to get ready for

fallen oracle
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Sure

void void
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why did my ass decide to go to Bali AND Boracay

heady spear
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guys I just had a piece of chocolate despite quitting candy so

void void
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the two most expensive places

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eat shit city

heady spear
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No chocolate

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$68 a night is like the cheapest motel you can find here

void void
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im poor city

heady spear
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for that price you're lucky if the room has a door

void void
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give me money

heady spear
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I'm poor too

fallen oracle
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I'm resulted to listening to shitty 2000s songs to keep myself going for the next 2 hours

heady spear
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listen to Shakira

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her 2000s work is her best

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prefer the remix's of "idubbz im gay"

heady spear
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ofc you would you homo

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I'm not gay :>

heady spear
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lol ok sure

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and I'm not a giraffe

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you're a gay giraffe

heady spear
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no, bi

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pretty gay to me

heady spear
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ok but let me suck your dick and you'll see how much I don't like it

void void
fallen oracle
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Wear socks though

heady spear
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but my feet get hot when I suck dick 😦

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you just don't have low enough standards

heady spear
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my dad told me it's genetic

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you're dad's gay

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wait

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ur

fallen jungle
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I don't remember this chat being so bad an year ago

heady spear
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I was here a year ago so I call bs on that

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what happens when u let the gays in instead of burning them at the stake

void void
fallen jungle
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I made you waste at least 20 seconds for finding that thing

void void
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i have it on standby

fallen oracle
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It's true.

heady spear
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being offended is gay

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being gay is offended

heady spear
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offensive*, gays r not fans of jesus

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gays would blow jesus for $2

fallen oracle
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Why not $1?

heady spear
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I'd do it for free

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I love Jews with long beards

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especially when they have daddy issues

fallen oracle
heady spear
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weren't you going on a fucking hike

void void
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you didnt change one of the columns

fallen oracle
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I am in 2 hours

heady spear
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chop chop my dude, go burn those boomer calories

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go now

fallen oracle
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I didn't change any of the columns

void void
fallen oracle
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Okay boomer

void void
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((( again )))

fallen oracle
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GOod owkr

heady spear
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simple-dimple y rn't u notable

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have u not accomplished anything

wide chasm
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It's because he has a table unlike you

fallen oracle
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I miss my table

heady spear
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oh ok

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simple is quite simply

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retarded

golden gust
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The only noticable part of him is the smell

void void
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i havent made any big plugins i guess, or whatever the weird ass requirements are

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if ur gay ur notable though

heady spear
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notably gay

golden gust
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andrewkm is notable because he's a #2

void void
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idk wtf that means but ok

golden gust
fallen oracle
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NOT FOUND

void void
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ok so he was the 2nd member

fallen oracle
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LIAR

void void
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das ice

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nice

golden gust
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Also, like; Plz tell me you know wat a #2 is

void void
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nope

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#2 means you have two braincells

fallen oracle
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Sometimes we are all nossr

golden gust
heady spear
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is he a joint?

golden gust
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Oh, that went as planned...

void void
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sounds about right to me

limber knotBOT
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did you just paste an URL with a space electroniccat?

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am proud

void void
golden gust
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In my defence

limber knotBOT
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did you use safari? 😂

golden gust
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I didn't know that UD was made by people worse than simple

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Vivaldi

heady spear
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yay Vivaldi

limber knotBOT
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urls can contain spaces if you url encode them

void void
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%20 is the encoding for space

void void
heady spear
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so other than cat being a part of the perfect race he also uses the perfect browser

limber knotBOT
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your crappy browser not only displayed the url decoded, it also copied it decoded

void void
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it has a space in it, not encoded

heady spear
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I almost don't hate him

void void
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firefox lol

golden gust
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No, this is UD being dumb

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Vivaldi is also chrome based

fallen oracle
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oop one of my team members finally woke up

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Which means I get to pack up soon

limber knotBOT
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u all dum

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unencoded space would be invalid

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its just your browsers

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literally said use %20

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everyone knows url encoding

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literally percent

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hex encoding of character

golden gust
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Safari actually plays fine, lol

void void
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bro, firefox, chrome, and vivaldi all do it

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yes, we're dumb

golden gust
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mfw safari is playing proper here

limber knotBOT
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Could just use internet explorer

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runs

golden gust
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Dude

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It's all about edge now u outdated fuq

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stop using a mac

void void
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HERESY

limber knotBOT
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BURN BURN BURN IT TO THE GROUND

void void
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do i do it?

fallen oracle
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Oh hey, I see me in that.

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new edge does it properly btw

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so does chrome

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display decoded, copy encoded

golden gust
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I can't believe it either

void void
golden gust
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God, I wish i could see reports and stuff, I'd totally egg you on, just so I could drop a "be glad somebody cared enough to interact with you"

void void
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thats not very kazheek of you

limber knotBOT
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You are such a dick.

void void
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who

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the cat

void void
golden gust
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I mean, I try

limber knotBOT
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I know

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pets electroniccat

heady spear
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You shouldn't have to try. You're a fake dick

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you're a human dildo

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sounds gay

golden gust
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I mean, I was going to say that I don't even really try

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I just do

left swift
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🇸 🇴 🇳

golden gust
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halp

void void
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run cat, city's gonna shove you up his ass

heady spear
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my bed is starting to break

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this is a problem

left swift
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Just

heady spear
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where will I cry myself to sleep?

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saying ur bed's not gonna be straight anymore?

left swift
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Unbreak it

golden gust
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I mean, I'm not sure if halp has just adopted it, or if s/he/it's just not noticed

left swift
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I just don't care lol

heady spear
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leaf why r u so obsessed with my sexuality

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the pronoun game

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not ur sexuality

heady spear
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You're in love with me

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aren't you?

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no that'd be gay

golden gust
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les create a new game

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It's like bingo, but with genders

limber knotBOT
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I mean thats animal abuse

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I think these bad dragon dildos are geting out of hand.

left swift
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I got black out

heady spear
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some of them r pretty freaky

limber knotBOT
void void
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what is the cmd

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to kill all iron golems?

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anyone know?

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"/kill

wide chasm
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/minecraft:kill @e[type=minecraft:iron_golem]

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Something like that at least

heady spear
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fuck you stef

void void
heady spear
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I was so close to sending the message and then you did it before me

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not fair man

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I spent years working on that

void void
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@wide chasm to copy that?

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the same?

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many a braincell sacrified over that

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sacrificed

void void
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that will kill all iron golems?

wide chasm
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Yeah, that should kill all iron golems

heady spear
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no it will spawn 15 horses named Donna

void void
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last time i typed something like that

left swift
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Fuck donna

void void
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everything was killed

heady spear
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then make them perform a dance for you

void void
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you 100% sure?

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stefvan

left swift
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Lol

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I mean the command specifies the type of thing to kill

wide chasm
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They imrpoved their command handler, if there's something wrong, it will notify nowadays

void void
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yes that's the command just fuckin run it

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so sure it's going to kill everything

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obviously

fallen oracle
heady spear
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The type is just there to look pretty

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unlike leaf because he's ugly

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unlike you

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wow you stole my joke

heady spear
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I win comedy

void void
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Spottedleafust i want iron golems not everything

left swift
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Gnome chompsky

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and what do you think the command that targets them will do

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that command will kill all iron golems in the world

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loaded into

digital oak
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something approximating that

left swift
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In the world? Even in china?

void void
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SOMEONE COME FUCKING PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY WITH ME YOU SHITSTAINS

heady spear
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Okay but stop being Swedish

digital oak
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u wot

limber knotBOT
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FINE

heady spear
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Sweden = 💩

void void
digital oak
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@heady spear Thats racist

heady spear
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ja

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wtf that sub is amazing

void void
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VERTANZIL JOINED WE NEED MORE PEOPLE

left swift
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No u

digital oak
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@heady spear = 💩

heady spear
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I'm calling säpo

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this is cyber terrorism

limber knotBOT
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Filthy commoners

void void
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city i will shoot your brain via your asshole if you dont play cards against humanity with us

heady spear
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I am busy

void void
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dont care

heady spear
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I have two hours of absolutely nothing scheduled

void void
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stupid

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WE CANT PLAY WITH 2 PPL

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does /butcher works to kill iron golems?

heady spear
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why don't you just use kill wtf

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he literally gave you the entire command

void void
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doesnt work

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Duck joined, we getting popular in here

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some plugin blocks it

woven otter
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.kill simple

limber knotBOT
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reaches out and punches right through simple's chest.

void void
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./kill

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doesnt work

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on he server beacuse some plugin blocks it

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/butcher is the same?

left swift
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Sure

void void
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@golden gust come play cards

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we need 1 more :c

heady spear
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imagine having to beg people to play with you

void void
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.kill City

limber knotBOT
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glares at City until they die of boredom.

heady spear
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or threaten them with murder

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jokes on you, I've been bored for 20 years

void void
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plz play with us

woven otter
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have never played this one before

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@left swift drink mana potion

left swift
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Illegal

golden gust
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i wud, but like; I just wanna go back to bed

heady spear
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^I am already in bed

void void
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its just 8 points

woven otter
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ofc you wanna go back to bed. Like cats do

golden gust
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CAH is also a game you gotta play in VC, tbh

void void
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8 rounds

heady spear
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not saying you should join me, just that I have the same issue

void void
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come fucking play

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you bitches

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its good to laugh before sleep

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healthy 4 u

heady spear
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no I think that's wrong

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laughing is bad for you

left swift
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Sleeping before u laugh is better

woven otter
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healthy to laugh about you simple

heady spear
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I like to take a nap before I sleep

void void
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@left swift come play

golden gust
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|s/healthy/easy

woven otter
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healthy and easy

left swift
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What do you get for winning

void void
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a reach around

left swift
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My arms are too short

void void
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bro what,

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COME PKAY THE FUCKING GAME

left swift
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lol

heady spear
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That game sounds like a lot of fun

void void
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thats right city

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come play

heady spear
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is what I would say if I were a liar

woven otter
left swift
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.kill nomana

limber knotBOT
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rips off nomana's limbs and leaves them to die.

left swift
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Oh ok

void void
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@woven otter it's disabled gamewide

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bc a legal issue a few years ago

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he turned it off

woven otter
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lol what

void void
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he also disabled fill-in cards

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someone threatened a school shooting

left swift
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No fun

heady spear
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O_o

left swift
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Cancel culture these days smh tswizzle

heady spear
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you're cancelled

void void
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alright im just gonna start the game

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3 people whatever

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this is gonna be interesting

heady spear
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it most certainly isn't

void void
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Vertanzil and @woven otter GO

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help me choose

left swift
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2

heady spear
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long lasting erections are most certainly the answer

golden gust
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I actually borrowed a copy of the UK version of CAH a good while back

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I literally have no idea how they managed to make CAH shit

void void
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because UK

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knife surrender boxes

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box gets robbed

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UK: surprised_pikachu

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banning knives

limber knotBOT
void void
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orly

woven otter
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duckism

void void
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LOL

woven otter
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lol

void void
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wtf micropenis is an actual medical term

limber knotBOT
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you should know

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0_0

woven otter
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wait wat

void void
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god damn it @woven otter

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well thats game

woven otter
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that's ur fault

void void
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the game called you out

woven otter
#

that's lies

#

it was rigged

void void
#

time to watch a youtube video then go to sleep

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at 6am

woven otter
#

oh well good timing

void void
#

i had to do this for the meme

static badge
golden gust
#

.optimize

limber knotBOT
limber knotBOT
#

man I had to check if it was really the weekend

#

why am I getting business emails on a saturday afternoon

limber knotBOT
#

ttell em to go away

#

hm they're having a panic attack

#

that's fun

heady spear
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend (Official Music Video) - length 3m 48s - 2,183,799 likes, 78,219 dislikes (96.5%) - 482,371,694 views - AvrilLavigneVEVO on 2009.10.03

golden gust
#

"But, I said the boss I'd have it ready buy monday"

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runs

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oh wow

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My brain

heady spear
#

"I said the boss I'd"

limber knotBOT
#

I Would fgucking destroy avril Lavigne given half the chance.

golden gust
#

I'm literally at MiniDigger level here

heady spear
#

if only "told" was a real word

limber knotBOT
#

well

golden gust
#

Take your madeup BS words outta here

limber knotBOT
#

they sort of shot themselves in the foot

golden gust
#

Adn for the love of god, take magma too

limber knotBOT
#

they hired us to translate the same manual 4 times

#

but they only hired us to print it twice

heady spear
#

where am I taking magma?

limber knotBOT
#

country roads

#

now they're surprised that getting a book printed is hard guise

heady spear
#

I forgot to check my calcium levels yesterday and I am starting to suspect I might be hypocalcemic

#

does anyone know how to analyse blood?

limber knotBOT
#

it's almost like you paid us to do it for some reason

#

ah fuck

#

I did a double negative

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if its black send it back if its brown drink it down

#

"fortunately there aren't too many"

#

wait no

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man

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cutting back on caffeine is hard

#

it's a double negative but it's what I did want to say

heady spear
#

You seem to be cutting down on brain power too

limber knotBOT
#

(^-^) NOMA - Brain Power - length 6m 9s - 204,654 likes, 5,716 dislikes (97.3%) - 20,490,827 views - Vash on 2016.05.29

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man what an absolute bnager

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just like cat's mom

heady spear
limber knotBOT
#

Loos like electroniccat is making good progress in adopting minilang

#

Me likey!

heady spear
#

Stop endorsing social hierarchies to strengthen the patriarchy

limber knotBOT
#

heterosexual men

#

lol being heterosexual in 2019

#

that shit's gay

heady spear
#

Men are only attracted to women because they want power

limber knotBOT
#

please

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it's the patriarchy right

#

so men have the power

heady spear
#

It has nothing to do with sexual urges and shit. Y’all just power hungry bitches

limber knotBOT
#

hence you should be attracted to men

heady spear
#

I am, I’m one of the good ones

limber knotBOT
#

personally I am very sexually attracted to trump

#

there's just something about his hair

heady spear
#

Lesbians are evil for that very reason

#

They hate society

limber knotBOT
#

and the way he haunches over like he's some villain from a disney straight to dvd sequel

heady spear
#

That might be because he’s like 95

limber knotBOT
#

I thought lesbians were evil because they don't put out for our poor poor incel bois

heady spear
#

That too

limber knotBOT
#

won't someone think of the incels?

heady spear
#

All women that don’t sleep with me are lesbians

limber knotBOT
#

if everyone's a lesbian then no one's a lesbian

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same with death

#

this is why my 2020 slogan is "kill them all"

heady spear
#

Lesbians should belong to a higher tax bracket

limber knotBOT
#

you want to make all lesbians millionaires?

#

now that's some extreme white knighting

#

imagine m'ladying that hard

heady spear
#

I believe in political lesbianism

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all women should be lesbian to fight the patriarchy

limber knotBOT
#

yeah it's time for the femdom masterrace right

heady spear
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) I'm a lesbian, but I wasn't born this way - Julie Bindel | Comment is Free - length 4m 4s - 527 likes, 1,163 dislikes (31.2%) - 35,537 views - The Guardian on 2015.04.22

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man I just had a great idea

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shame I'm not a 4chan degenerate

#

hack my local uni's website

heady spear
#

you're not very far off tbf

limber knotBOT
#

replace all "feminism" entries with "dominatrix"

#

dominatrix studies

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dominatrix history

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the impact of dominatrix in modern society

#

man my studies would've been so much more interesting

heady spear
#

Can you read about the impact of 18th century philosophy on the concept of abstraction in computer science for me?

limber knotBOT
#

sure

heady spear
#

my brain is falling asleep

limber knotBOT
#

done

heady spear
#

MaThEMatIcs Is SuPerIoR BeCaUsE tHe ConCepT oF AbsTraCtiOn iS mOrE RiGiD

limber knotBOT
#

I'll tell you what else is rigid

heady spear
#

also some shit about kangaroos falling over in all universes sufficiently similar to this one

fallen oracle
#

Didn't your pfp used to change colors?

limber knotBOT
#

the hard on people on the comment section of the video you linked to have against the lady speaking

heady spear
#

Yes, but now I've decided to pick a colour depending on my mood

fallen oracle
#

Ahh.

heady spear
#

this week I'm feeling rather pink

limber knotBOT
#

how is pink a mood

heady spear
limber knotBOT
#

is this what that genderfluid thing was about?

heady spear
#

I am actually aquagendered btw

limber knotBOT
#

oh so that's why you keep antagonizing me

#

Your a penis.

worn ember
#

No u

limber knotBOT
#

p hot

cosmic raft
#

off to the mall

#

wheeeeeEeeEeeEeeeEeeEee

left swift
#

What is aquagendered

#

??

limber knotBOT
#

omg I can't believe you're asking that in 2019

#

you're such a cis pig

left swift
#

Omg I can't believe you called me a pig in 2019

limber knotBOT
#

I didn't call you a pig

#

I called you a cis pig

left swift
#

I'm a cow crow hybrid

limber knotBOT
#

get it right

#

oh no

left swift
#

Yeah that's right flying cows

limber knotBOT
#

sorry I got your fursona wrong

#

as a chairsona I must apologize, I won't stand for this

wide chasm
#

lol

left swift
#

Take a seat

cosmic raft
heady spear
#

Guys so I am trying to but I don't know if so what should?

woven otter
#

maybe should

heady spear
#

thx

woven otter
#

np

heady spear
#

ur cute

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Mark Zuckerberg testifies before US House panel - watch live - length 6h 36m 51s - 1,267 likes, 276 dislikes (82.1%) - 149,643 views - Guardian News on 2019.10.23

woven otter
#

keep trying city

heady spear
#

can we date plz

#

ill pay u

woven otter
#

only if you pay a lot

heady spear
#

who the fuck cuts his hair and why are they not in prison

#

true act of violence that is

quasi valley
#

maybe he cuts them himself

heady spear
#

it makes his forehead look like a sevenhead

woven otter
#

why do you judge little zucc

heady spear
#

because he has ugly hair

tropic flame
limber knotBOT
golden gust
wide chasm
#

ETA: -1 min 34 sec

left swift
#

Male pattern baldness ain't no joke even zucc lizard boy can't hide

woven otter
#

i doubt lizards bald

left swift
#

His body suit is

woven otter
#

but it's technically not a lizard then

left swift
#

He's a lizard in a human bodysuit

cosmic raft
heady spear
#

He would look far better with a nice buzz cut

subtle hollow
#

that enginehub dev is douche man, jfc

woven otter
#

wiz?

#

i bet it's wiz

subtle hollow
#

yeah

#

wizjany

limber knotBOT
#

oh no

subtle hollow
limber knotBOT
#

youtube just changed its look... again

subtle hollow
#

they did?

limber knotBOT
#

hey youtube

#

that's the second time this month

#

seems like they noticed how badly they fucked up

subtle hollow
#

what did they change

limber knotBOT
#

the first time they changed it to have one video per line and put a preview of the video description so hardly any videos popped up at a time unless you got lucky with their top recommended rng

#

now they expanded the maximum amount of videos displayed I think based on the browser size

#

yep

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on a small window I get 4 recs on my ultrawidescreen I get 12

#

whelp

subtle hollow
#

wdym.. im a tad confused

limber knotBOT
#

clearly you don't spend 10 hours a day on youtube

#

also they clearly tweaked the rec system a bit

#

I'm digging it, already found a good rec

#

they're starting to recommend older content now and then, it's cool

austere ivy
#

<chat>

subtle hollow
#

<chat>

cosmic raft
#

pizza or poutine

limber knotBOT
#

NEitehr

cosmic raft
#

what then

limber knotBOT
#

Spaghetti

cosmic raft
#

not an option

austere ivy
#

bro I literally made spaghetti yesterday

cosmic raft
#

I'm at the mall

austere ivy
#

also, kash, pizza

cosmic raft
#

ok

austere ivy
#

mostly because I've never had poutine and ALSO because if you want pizza, you'll go with my choice

wide chasm
#

Poutine looks pretty good imo

austere ivy
#

looked it up and poutine isn't bad

cosmic raft
#

you've never had poutine?

#

yikes

limber knotBOT
#

SPAGHETTI

wide chasm
#

I've never had poutine

austere ivy
#

hey stef, can I ask you some questions about IF here or would you rather me DM you or something..?

wide chasm
#

I don't mind either

cosmic raft
#

I can assure you that poutine is great

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I'll get some and take a picture like the cool kids!

pulsar wigeon
#

tbh i don't know anywhere i can find poutine outside canada

austere ivy
#

okay, thank you, just two things. first, how would I actually load in the inventory if I use XML?

pulsar wigeon
#

i've only ever heard of it in the context of canadians

wide chasm
#

Gui.load and then insert parameters for the instance, the XML file and the main class.

austere ivy
#

okay okay, very good, thank you :)

subtle hollow
#

i have never had poutine neither

austere ivy
subtle hollow
#

i'm sure i could get some, here in amsterdam

#

but that would likely be nowhere close to the original

wide chasm
#

lol

cosmic raft
subtle hollow
#

i can vaguely read poutine on there

cosmic raft
subtle hollow
#

okay that looks awesome

worn ember
#

Yum

subtle hollow
#

is that yours or from google

austere ivy
#

That does look good

#

What's that sauce on top?

cosmic raft
#

gravy

#

it's mine

austere ivy
#

oooh

worn ember
#

No. It's mine now

austere ivy
#

So it's just french fries.. gravy.. and what else?

cosmic raft
#

cheese curds

austere ivy
#

oooh

limber knotBOT
#

CHEESE

subtle hollow
#

cheese makes everything better, i guess

woven otter
#

oh kashike

#

what have you done

cosmic raft
#

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine

Poutine

Poutine ( poo-TEEN, Quebec French: [put͡sɪn] (listen)) is a dish that includes french fries and cheese curds topped with a brown gravy. It originated in the Canadian province of Quebec and emerged in the late 1950s in the Centre-du-Québec area. It has long been associated ...

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;P

wide chasm
#

Not a fan of gravy though tbh

#

But cheese is always good

cosmic raft
#

I'm not a fan of gravy either, but on poutine it's great

austere ivy
#

Gravy and turkey is amazing though

#

Turkey provides structure, gravy is the flavor and uhh

#

whatnot

#

oh, moisture

winter sundial
#

Stop making me want poutine

cosmic raft
#

go get some poutine

austere ivy
#

please

#

well my father and I are making a roast

#

:D

cosmic raft
#

boring

austere ivy
#

with

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rosemary

cosmic raft
#

boring

subtle hollow
#

whats the difference between cheese curds and just mozarella

cosmic raft
#

Cheese curds are the moist pieces of curdled milk either eaten alone as a snack, or used in prepared dishes.

subtle hollow
#

i see

limber knotBOT
#

chunky cheese shit

#

nasty af

austere ivy
#

but have you had hot mozzerella sticks with cold marinara?

#

that's the stuff

#

also

cosmic raft
#

ew

austere ivy
#

</chat>

subtle hollow
#

the heck

#

i had mozzarella sticks from the burger king before

austere ivy
#

no no no you need to make your own

#

I just buy prepackaged ones but you gotta bake it, can't get them from burger king ycuk

subtle hollow
#

dont sell 'em here

#

they sell kaassoufles

cosmic raft
#

now

subtle hollow
#

@ stef, do you think those are equally good as mozarella sticks? I do

cosmic raft
#

if you thought poutine was good

#

wait until you have cinnzeo

subtle hollow
#

pizza poutine?

#

cinnzeo? what's that

#

cinnamon rolls?

cosmic raft
#

cinnzeo cinnamon bun

austere ivy
#

yum

subtle hollow
#

i for some reason dont like cinnamon

vapid gorge
#

Should I use paper 1.14 with protocol support and old combat mechanics to simulate 1.8 OR paper 1.8 with via versions?

woven otter
#

can we punish kashike for posting tasty food pictures

subtle hollow
#

we can punish him for not posting it in #food

pulsar wigeon
cosmic raft
#

:D

subtle hollow
#

nice

#

is that on worldedit?

austere ivy
#

@vapid gorge you should probably do 1.14

pulsar wigeon
austere ivy
#

not a whole lot of people use 1.8 (unless they're super pvp focused)

#

that'd be me, wiz

pulsar wigeon
#

someone is running WG on XP but not WE???

subtle hollow
#

share 0.0 % while the total is 1?

pulsar wigeon
#

WE -> 1 vista, 0 xp
WG -> 1 xp, 0 vista

#

something wrong with bstats

austere ivy
#

@vapid gorge

woven otter
#

wiz will you support 1.8.x on latest WG just for me

austere ivy
#

A much larger portion of the playerbase is on 1.14

subtle hollow
#

what plugin, brian

#

wait is the data public?

austere ivy
#

And tough luck trying to find plugins that work on 1.8.8 and are maintained

#

yeah

subtle hollow
#

oh nice

#

i dont get why people are still using 1.8

vapid gorge
#

@austere ivy I am talking about a factions server, so it will be heavily pvp focused

austere ivy
woven otter
#

Jokes are a thing too

austere ivy
#

Factions isn't heavily pvp focused.

#

It's pvp, sure, but as in heavily pvp focused I'm talking about the people who literally only play pvp CONSTANTLY.

#

Factions is more of a building thing with a touch of pvp, you're probably going to have more players that are on 1.14

woven otter
#

I would be happy if all plugins stopped supporting 1.8.8

austere ivy
#

But, talk to your playerbase and see what they think, or if you don't have one, better go with 1.14

limber knotBOT
#

flicks🦆 nipple

woven otter
#

.lart Vertanzil

limber knotBOT
#

flogs Vertanzil with stinging nettle.

#

HARDER

vapid gorge
#

Thank you for the advice @austere ivy I really appreciate it

woven otter
#

.lart Vertanzil

limber knotBOT
#

owo

austere ivy
#

no problem haha

limber knotBOT
#

replaces Vertanzil's itch cream with hair removal cream.

#

uwu

#

cwc

#

zwz

austere ivy
limber knotBOT
#

u>

woven otter
#

<><

limber knotBOT
#

o.3 %

woven otter
#

O,3 %

limber knotBOT
#

owo.3%

#

is that a micro bulge in your pocket or is your macos happy to see me

woven otter
subtle hollow
#

there are some lads running worldedit on 56 cores

#

probably a dedi

limber knotBOT
#

56 cores is pleb tier hardware

austere ivy
#

burh

limber knotBOT
#

call me when you managed to replace the core of the planet with a cluster of cores

austere ivy
#

\^-^ what would you like me to call you

limber knotBOT
#

please ^-^ was my father

#

call me Lord ^-^

austere ivy
#

ahok

#

Lord ^-^

limber knotBOT
#

no

woven otter
#

can we replace you with a core

limber knotBOT
#

Lord ^-^

#

I shall call you king Dildo

#

get it right or pay the price

austere ivy
#

that's what you're saying

limber knotBOT
#

Vertanzil父 Doesn't matter how much you try to sweet talk me I won't let you ride me

woven otter
#

Lord \^-^

limber knotBOT
#

not my fault the bot can't get the name right

#

humps ^-^

austere ivy
#

Lord \\\\\\\\\\\\\\^-^

limber knotBOT
#

that's better duck

austere ivy
#

Lord \^-^

limber knotBOT
#

and don't you ever forget it

austere ivy
#

there we go

woven otter
#

oh sorry I meant Lord ^-^

limber knotBOT
#

huff my shorts

woven otter
#

.lart \^-^

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

woven otter
#

.lart Magma

limber knotBOT
#

ties Magma to a chair and forces them to listen to 'N Sync at full blast.

#

lol trying to step up on me

austere ivy
#

.brian

limber knotBOT
#

and threatening me with 'N Sync

austere ivy
#

.\^-^

limber knotBOT
#

.lart ^-^

woven otter
#

.lart Magma

limber knotBOT
#

(Vertanzil) I can't attack that.

#

swaps Magma's shampoo with glue.

#

ain't nothing wrong with bye bye bye

#

THe hell

#

.lart Magma

#

gives Magma a melvin.

austere ivy
#

.lart LordFace

limber knotBOT
#

pours sand into LordFace's breakfast.

#

HAHA

austere ivy
#

I don't like sand

#

it's coarse and rough

#

and it

limber knotBOT
#

and gets in your urethra

subtle hollow
#

whats your name ^-^

limber knotBOT
#

sort of like duck in a way

subtle hollow
#

your original name

limber knotBOT
#

Hank hill?

#

lol begone thot

#

I won't let you bind my spirit with your true name magic

#

I'm selling urethras and urethra accessories

austere ivy
#

I'm selling waffles

#

and pancakes

limber knotBOT
#

got any blueberry waffles?

woven otter
#

I'm selling grapes

austere ivy
#

bro that's my jam, for sure

limber knotBOT
#

what color are they brian

austere ivy
#

the blueberrys?

limber knotBOT
#

the waffles

austere ivy
#

they're hazelnut

limber knotBOT
#

your blueberry waffles are hazelnut colored?

austere ivy
#

actually no

#

they're waffle colored

subtle hollow
#

lol

#

waffles

austere ivy
#

my family always mixed in blueberries whole

subtle hollow
#

never had real fresh ones

limber knotBOT
#

but what color do they become when you mix in the blueberries

sterile yoke
austere ivy
#

they remain waffle color but they have splotches of blue when you cook it

sterile yoke
#

Hello 😄

austere ivy
#

the blueberries get all nice and melty but if you BLEND the blueberries in, you can't really taste them

#

Hi there :D

#

I like your avatar

sterile yoke
#

Thanks 😄

limber knotBOT
#

so if you had to characterize your product color-wise in two words, which two words would you use brian

sterile yoke
#

I like yours too @austere ivy 😄

austere ivy
#

thank you

#

waffle waffles

limber knotBOT
#

god damn it

#

are you color blind

austere ivy
#

no?

limber knotBOT
#

color of waffle + "waffle"

austere ivy
#

yes

#

waffle waffles

limber knotBOT
#

(Vertanzil) We Took a Bath In FAKE TAN (i turned black) - length 9m 12s - 199,421 likes, 3,673 dislikes (98.2%) - 5,310,578 views - TGFbro on 2017.12.01

#

stop waffling about

#

also my puns are on fucking point you people don't deserve me

woven otter
#

magma can we turn you into a waffle

austere ivy
#

I don't get it

surreal thunder
sterile yoke
#

What exactly are these Bots? 😄 They're webhooks, but from what? ^^

limber knotBOT
#

color of waffle + waffle

austere ivy
#

IRC

limber knotBOT
#

say it

woven otter
#

it's neural net

austere ivy
#

color of wafflewaffle

subtle hollow
#

it's ultron

sterile yoke
#

@austere ivy kk, thx

limber knotBOT
#

your mom's minecraft server TECHNO

woven otter
#

no don't listen to brian

#

he can't be trusted

sterile yoke
#

lmao

austere ivy
#

don't listen to duck

limber knotBOT
#

well I give up

austere ivy
#

he can't be trusted