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kash if this gives me cancer

placid thicket
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hmm... ill figure something out i guess. issue is that the math changed post 1.13 and i cant find new data

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well I obtained cancer

placid thicket
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kash, that looks like hell

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46

peak dirge
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Got a rough sketch of the Arch desktop I want. Working in a VM here, since I don't have the destination computer assembled quite yet.

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hey look it's ubuntu

vestal jasper
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no it's arch :^)

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oh wait

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that is arch

peak dirge
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Yes, my laptop runs Ubuntu. It was running my Arch VM where I was working on getting a good looking desktop (along with learning how to install it).

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wait wait wait

vestal jasper
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he finally saw the light

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I see what's going on here

cosmic raft
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learning to install it

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noob

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ur running the vm on ubuntu

placid thicket
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what is the maximum width of a region file?

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1gb

vestal jasper
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42

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vic's remaining braincell * 1024 * 1024 * 1024

peak dirge
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To be fair, I had to do the partitioning five times before I finally got the right config.

placid thicket
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1024 is the max width?

peak dirge
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That's my fault for not being better prepared.

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width?

cosmic raft
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you haven't experienced the fun part yet tux

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secureboot support :D

peak dirge
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lol I'm disabling Secure Boot

cosmic raft
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to sum up my secureboot guide

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lol

placid thicket
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yeah, width, the average region file i have is about 5mb, we are looking to fill a map that is 45000 blocks wide, if i know the width of a reigon file i can calculate surface area and get the rough amount of file size i need to generate the overworld (we don't pre-render the nether or the end)

clear portal
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Is there any way I can make my server use a command from one plugin over another? For example, for some reason if I wanted to use minecraft:help instead of bukkit:help for the default /help command

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(not that i want to do that, but that's just an easy example)

placid thicket
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yes

void void
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BukkitWiki

commands.yml is a configuration file that houses custom defined aliases and command block overrides for your CraftBukkit server.
The command block override system provides a quick and easy way to force the server to use the commands provided by Mojang (as opposed to the ones ...

placid thicket
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use /minecraft:help

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or /plugin:help

clear portal
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um

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did you not like read what i said

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thanks @void void

limber knotBOT
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you can use aliases

void void
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literally just linked that.

placid thicket
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question, would it be possible to create a plugin that would add 1.15 beehives retroactively to an old world rather than having to increase world size? i am pretty sure they are the only new feature

vestal jasper
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iirc there are chunk load events

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possible yes

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ah yes

vestal jasper
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:^)

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the beehive in the middle of my house

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wonder where that came from kappa

vestal jasper
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It's possible but it's not a good idea lol

placid thicket
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we may just have a villager that sells them

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still didn't get an answer on the region width thing tho

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regionfiles are 32x32 chunks

placid thicket
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kk, thats what i needed

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was having a hard time finding it for some stupid reason

limber knotBOT
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Minecraft Wiki

The Region file format is a storage format for Minecraft chunks introduced in Minecraft Beta 1.3, in which groups of 32×32 chunks are stored in a region file. This file format took the place of the Alpha level format, which had been in use since the Infdev development phase...

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is where you could find that out

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also might help you if you are interested in any other things with region files

placid thicket
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doing some calculations, at best our world would be 24gb at worst 48gb using the numbers i have, thats just the overworld, not the end or plugins and DBs or anything

placid thicket
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The Minecraft discord is cancer

golden gust
void void
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lmao

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im watching this dude in bali bargaining at markets

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"how much?"

500,000
"ill give you 150,000"
visible discomfort
"whats your lowest price"
500,000 boss
"i'll give you 200,000"
visible discomfort
ok!

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(500,000 rupiah is around 35 usd or something, 200,000 is around 14)

placid thicket
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Lol

void void
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400!
"ill give you 120"
300!
"ill give you 120"
ohmygaaaawwwwwdddd
last price no lower ok ok 220
"ill give you 125"
ohmygawwwwwd, you.... 😏 170
"i'll give you 130"
ughhhhhhh 150
"ill give you 130"
135
"ok ill give you 135"

placid thicket
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Haggling is cancer

void void
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thats the life man

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LOL she asked if he had smaller bills and he bargained even l lower to 125

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only 5,000 more than his original bargain

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this guy is a pro

placid thicket
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Especially when people try to haggle on my server rules >.>

golden gust
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not nuking players from orbit

limber knotBOT
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sounds like lack of braincells

void void
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"no cursing"

ill raise you one fuck allowance per month
"half a fuck"
3/4
"5/6"
ok

placid thicket
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It's stupid shit, like we have a rule about PvP consent.

But what if I really want to? Could you mark out a quarter of the server where it's allowed?

placid thicket
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This guy in the Minecraft discord said he was ddosed in bedrock and somehow this gave the attacker complete control over his java account

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Like what?

worn ember
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That's how it works duj

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Duh

heady spear
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this girl in front of me at the lecture doesn't seem to understand that her chair is connected to my table

limber knotBOT
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minecrafts discord is full of childs

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kick her weeb

heady spear
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she's jumping like a rabid bunny on amphetamine

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and she put her greasy hair on my laptop

indigo horizon
void void
onyx venture
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How do you guys pre-generate worlds? Is here anyone with different method than "WorldBorder" plugin?

limber knotBOT
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Why would you?

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It works

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

onyx venture
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IMO it is possible to somehow make multiple servers run at the same time and generate different parts of world which will greatly speedup generation.. But so far its just my idea and I dont want to dig into it unless someone can confirm that its 100% possible.

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Imagine buying CPU power at google cloud to run 100 MC servers on 100 machines.. you will pay 100$ for an hour but you will get world 100k x 100k blocks pregenerated.

limber knotBOT
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Yeah, but why?

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Yes, that's easily possible

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I don't see the worth tho

onyx venture
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The worth would be to generate world faster

golden gust
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I mean, ofc it's possible; there are a few caveats, however

onyx venture
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Right now I run mc server on 4core CPU, 3.5Ghz.. it can pregenerate 20 chunks per second.. thats not much if I need 15k x 15k.

golden gust
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e.g. population is random, so things like region borders will be messy if you don't leave borders around them

onyx venture
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also, world border is causing a lot of crashes for me.. I start it and after 30 mins I keep getting "server not responding for 10/20/30 sec" spam. I run on intel core i5 and 8gb ram dedicated to MC server.

golden gust
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if watchdog is tripping, it's basically just a "your server is taking too long to tick", not exactly considered a crash

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world gen is just slow af, WB also made some oddball choices, pretty sure there was talks of a 1 line code change that could boost performance pretty good with it

worn ember
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Sounds like mmsg

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Except it's a dead project

woven otter
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Ye what happened to that

heady spear
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what happened to your brain

limber knotBOT
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what happened to my life

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when did things get so expensive

heady spear
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adulting is expensive

woven otter
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City u ass

heady spear
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that's why I've decided to be a 10 year old

limber knotBOT
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how can I ctrl-f the price inflation

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I mean

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my car is basically dead

woven otter
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You mean Ctrl-Z

limber knotBOT
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yeah I do

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I'm tired

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I owe the apt building 3000 euros

heady spear
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deflation is the key to happiness!

limber knotBOT
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and god am I going to be paying taxes out of my ass this year

limber knotBOT
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imagine if all kids had to log off after 10 pm

heady spear
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Imagine if EVERYONE had to log off after 10pm

limber knotBOT
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every server and game suddenly gets an after-dark game mode and community

woven otter
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That would be interesting

limber knotBOT
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ikr

heady spear
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Unless the server has a diverse community

limber knotBOT
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you mean in different time zones?

heady spear
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in which case different groups of children would be banned at different times

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Yes

limber knotBOT
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yeah

heady spear
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If you don't have plenty of time zones represented your server is bigoted and you should be fined

limber knotBOT
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I really wish there was a non-intrusive way of verifying if someone is over 18

heady spear
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ask them to send you nudes

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if they don't they're clearly underage

limber knotBOT
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I would love to have exclusively 21+ communities

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lol weeb the fbi would like to know your location

heady spear
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I have to read an entire fucking book about abstraction in java

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y tho

woven otter
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Because u dum dum

limber knotBOT
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I finally contacted my college professors about my master's degree work

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only 2 months too late

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tbf it's not my fault they fired everyone and failed to hire people to replace them

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gonna have to fix my shit up today

heady spear
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I decided to increase my uni workload this semester so I'm taking on 150% workload because last semester was boring

limber knotBOT
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there's no boring uni semesters only boring students

heady spear
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but now I need to see my dumb calculus professor for like 20h extra hours per week

limber knotBOT
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I got bored out of my mind after the first semester of the first year so I stopped attending and started working

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still doing these studies

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lol

heady spear
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I work 20h a week, and now I have school for 60. Still have loads of time for like life and stuff

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and then there's people complaining about 9 to 5s, pfft

limber knotBOT
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yeah I have my own business and go to uni and I still find the time to DM at least 6 hours of dnd every week and hang out with people

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even play some games

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and dev some plugins

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good stuff

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anyhow gotta run

heady spear
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ok but that's an awful way to spend your time

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@woven otter sup

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im bored

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say something dumb so I can roast you

woven otter
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Trying to not bump into people while responding to you that you suck

heady spear
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aw cute

woven otter
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Oh shut up city go study your calculus

heady spear
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I'm already done with all the course material 😐

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I'm waiting for the exam in January

worn ember
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arent you a little tryhard

scenic flax
heady spear
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no I am bored

worn ember
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give me your money, that'll keep you busy for a bit

heady spear
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I'm broke

worn ember
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yes cuz you gave me everything

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thank you

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@heady spear you still havent donated to my charity

safe tide
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I hate the number of people who can't fully figure out how to use timings they see red and go bad even if the event runs for like 2 ms. If it does cause a spike but it only runs 2 ms it's not really an issue. Had one dude complain stuff plus used too much on PlayerJoin all it did was check a few cached values from the config. You could not make it more efficient

worn ember
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maybe you can

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force it to be saved in L1 cache

heady spear
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@worn ember if you would have told me where to throw money I would have

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but you never did

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your loss

worn ember
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spend it on trees

heady spear
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nah man I'm allergic to a bunch of them

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they're dumb

worn ember
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your lungs are dumb too if you cant use them to breathe 🙂

heady spear
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my java book states that you need multiple people to write a large program

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and if you are a small group you automatically have regular contact but if you have a large amount of contributors it's impossible to have regular contact and the code must allow people to contribute without talking to each other

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wtf do they think developers use carrier pigeons to communicate?

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Also correction of bugs after the product has shipped consumes more than 50% of the total effort put into the project

worn ember
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lol

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time to yeet that book

heady spear
worn ember
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lol

limber knotBOT
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not posting the actual story

worn ember
heady spear
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I love reposting reddit memes

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I should make a YouTube channel

limber knotBOT
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because indian people are obsessed with grills, complimenting them and also random capitalization

worn ember
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send bobs

limber knotBOT
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lol just opened the indian people reddit subreddit to pick a random example

worn ember
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lmfao that second one

limber knotBOT
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dementia is no laughing matter

worn ember
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only 3 likes

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😢

limber knotBOT
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man why are indian fb posts so self-centered

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it's insane

worn ember
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isnt everything on fb self centered?

limber knotBOT
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no?

worn ember
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just to prove you're better than someone else

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thats the whole moto of social media

limber knotBOT
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nah it's at least 50% shitting on other people's opinion

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or sharing memes

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or both at the same time

worn ember
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fb memes are trash tho

limber knotBOT
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I wouldn't know, I don't use the platform

worn ember
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if anything edgy comes on it'll be reported faster than the moon landing

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fb sucks

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i havent posted since 2014 i think

limber knotBOT
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I got some friends that were so upset by how old my facebook profile pic was they took a pic of me and kept insisting I upload it until I did it

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it's the only post in my timeline

worn ember
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

limber knotBOT
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and people ask why I left facebook

worn ember
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xD

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i get like birthday notifications every day and i dont even know half of them

hot gorge
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Anyone know if it's possible to relocate the dynmap images to another drive and still have dynmap function?

limber knotBOT
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just link the new directoy to the old location?

desert spindle
strong lichen
cosmic raft
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hi

worn ember
heady spear
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kashike!!

limber knotBOT
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hi city!!!

woven otter
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hello

heady spear
worn ember
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whats the ACF discord again?

cedar spade
pulsar wigeon
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can i have a new invite

golden gust
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@cedar spade NEW INVITE THX

worn ember
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@cedar spade NEW INVITE PLZ

woven otter
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@cedar spade Can I have the invite

quasi valley
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@cedar spade me too please

golden gust
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Nothing like a bit of backfire

woven otter
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sucks to be that guy

cedar spade
quasi valley
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petition to ban md for pinging a notable

potent warren
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@cedar spade CAN I HAVE ONE PLS

cedar spade
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petition to ban Kenny for backseat moderating

worn ember
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someone gotta do the moderating

quasi valley
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whoever just moved gifs over general

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I saw that

golden gust
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Nobody

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You're seeing things

woven otter
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who did that

quasi valley
woven otter
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kenny

quasi valley
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duck

golden gust
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Elohim - Hallucinating (Official Video) - length 4m 13s - 289,849 likes, 4,940 dislikes (98.3%) - 9,699,351 views - ElohimVEVO on 2016.11.22

woven otter
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.lart Kenny

limber knotBOT
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tattoos the Windows symbol on Kenny's ass.

heady spear
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"If kangaroos had no tails, they would fall over’’ means, for Lewis, something like, ‘‘In all worlds sufficiently similar to this one in which kangaroos have no tails, they fall over’’."

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this lewis guy seems dumb as hell

quasi valley
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you're all just bullies

woven otter
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.kill Kenny

limber knotBOT
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slices Kenny's limbs off with a chainsaw.

heady spear
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Can you all stop murdering Kenny and join me in my hatred of this research paper

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and also weird philosophy

woven otter
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.kill Cityweebstret

limber knotBOT
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gags and ties Cityweebstret then throws them off a bridge to their death.

heady spear
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While that would mean I wouldn't have to read this paper, it would also mean that I wouldn't be able to sleep and I am tired

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so I'd rather sleep than get thrown off a bridge

woven otter
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you would be able to sleep permanently

heady spear
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It is because of this, I respectfully decline the attempt on my life. Thank you.

worn ember
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lame

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city is a scardy cat

heady spear
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While you may find it lame that I would choose to not get thrown off a bridge, I do find it is the only sane reaction to such a proposition.

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It might be indicative of an underlying fear of mine. That, I will not deny. However, I fail to see how that makes me a cat.

woven otter
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is it

heady spear
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In my opinion, is it. This can be derived from my previous statements, and my direct reaction to earlier statements in this channel.

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I do suggest that you should try to engage your brain.

worn ember
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ur mom

placid thicket
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City using big brain to make us look dumb

heady spear
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Not a lot of effort is required to make you look dumb.

worn ember
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hah

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take that

woven otter
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rekt

cosmic raft
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there we go, mobile now also broadcasts

woven otter
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neat

ashen yacht
heady spear
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No, it most certainly isn't.

austere ivy
heady spear
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An example is the Java Virtual Machine (JVM, Lindholm and Yellin1999), a specification for the Java language that is intended to be realized insoftware on any hardware platform that aspires to take part in the Internet.

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Ok but my toaster wishes to partake in the internet. How do I run java programs on my toaster? I really want this 😦

austere ivy
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Thanks Mojang very cool.

heady spear
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It does work as intended, it just isn't named correctly.

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As far as the implementation goes, there's nothing wrong with it. Thus, it does indeed "work as intended", and they've done nothing wrong exception for naming it oddly.

austere ivy
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The entire bug is just about the naming, if it isn't named correctly, the bug report shouldn't be marked as "works as intended"

heady spear
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It is still working as intended. It's not doing anything unexpected from their point of view.

finite wave
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I remember someone making a clickable chat gui thingy anyone got a link to that?

austere ivy
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I see your point.

finite wave
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Is Brian still stupid?

heady spear
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I can name a function getX, make it return y and claim that it works as intended as long as the intention was for it to return y.

finite wave
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Mhm

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I’d still blame you

austere ivy
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You're right, but I still believe it's weird.

heady spear
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If my intention was for it to return y and it instead returned z, there would indeed be a problem with the function.

finite wave
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But

austere ivy
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Shouldn't the intention be in the name, though?

heady spear
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It is weird, but they are not wrong in claiming that it works as intended, because it clearly does

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This is evident by the fact that the client interprets the number correctly

austere ivy
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The intention being just in your head will most likely lead to problems later on if you forget.

heady spear
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If it expected minutes, the number would be interpreted incorrectly and there would be an obvious issue

finite wave
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If it were bukkit they’d probably mark it as deprecated and make a new function returning Y with proper naming

heady spear
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There isn't, so the variable is clearly working as intended.

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OOME on Raspberry pi, reporting as a bug thonk

misty tundra
austere ivy
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Very understandable, City.

finite wave
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City u write too much

heady spear
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But also yes, the name is fucking dumb.

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They clearly don't care though as they went out of their way to modify the variable when using it such a way that it reflects what you'd expect from it

finite wave
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Well

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X might represent their Y coordinate in their naming

austere ivy
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I'm just saying if someone makes an API that has a method Player#getMinutesPlayed() and it incremented each second, you could say it's working as intended but everyone would probably not want to use your API.

finite wave
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Don’t we have that tick counter

austere ivy
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And the problem is, is that it isn't just in their codebase. In addition to being a problem in Bukkit, it's also a problem in the end game.

heady spear
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But it would not be a bug, which is my entire point.

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The problem is the design, not the implementation.

austere ivy
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I can understand if the naming was only to be used in their personal code, and I can also (kind of) understand if it's in Bukkit, because Bukkit is trying to adhere to what Mojang's doing.

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HOWEVER.

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In their end game, say you want a scoreboard of how long everyone has played.

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You would expect this to increment every minute. Remember, the people using this probably aren't programmers.

woven otter
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it's clearly one minute

austere ivy
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It's incrementing once every tick.

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In the game.

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You can't divide it by 20*60 in the game.

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You can do it by some scoreboard snazziness by having multiple things but..

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This is an issue, isn't it?

unreal quarry
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure the original intention was for 1 tick = 1 minute, seeing as an in game day is 24000 ticks. Just someone failed 2nd grade math, or had a lapse in judgement

woven otter
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1 tick = 1 minute obviously

austere ivy
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barty that's beside the point.

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In their own game it's not working as anyone with a brain would expect

stone silo
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imagines redstone at 1 tick / minute

austere ivy
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because they said it works as intended?

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I run into it a bunch and it's infuriating.

stone silo
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maybe it's your fault for not learning?

heady spear
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It's working as they intended for it to work, just not as how you expect it to work.

austere ivy
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Barty.

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Before, it was stat.playOneTick

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They literally renamed it to stat.playOneMinute, they renamed it to that.

heady spear
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You do realise it is still used to track playtime in minutes in the client?

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It is implemented quite poorly, but that's besides the point

unreal quarry
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No use arguing, Brian. I agree with you, whole heartedly. But reality is this is Mojang. Just learn to deal with it and move on ^_^ Everyone else is just going to troll you or not understand.

austere ivy
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no they're going to focus on bees

unreal quarry
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.bees

limber knotBOT
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(Korobi) BEES!!! - length 27s - 14,172 likes, 200 dislikes (98.6%) - 1,393,422 views - magicb0y on 2010.11.27

heady spear
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1.15 would be a shitty update if they decided to rename a statistic instead of implementing the new mob type

austere ivy
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That's a pretty great video lol.

wide chasm
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Does anyone care about bees actually?

proud lance
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I like em

heady spear
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He said anyone and you're clearly no one

proud lance
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oh you meant minecraft bees

unreal quarry
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Bees are the buggiest thing since the inclusion of redstone

heady spear
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BuT thE RedStoNe BuGs r FeaTuRes

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tbf at this point they mostly are

wide chasm
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Yes

stone silo
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apparently honey bees were not native to North America until Europeans came

austere ivy
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People complain that quadconnectivity on bedrock is nonexistent.

heady spear
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quasi*

wide chasm
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People always complain though

austere ivy
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quasi*

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Thanks City.

heady spear
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and yes, it's an actual problem because it makes redstone on bedrock lame as fuck

austere ivy
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I think that's how things are going though, Mojang makes something, it has bugs, and the community uses those bugs.

wide chasm
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Redstone bad; mc functions good /s

heady spear
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okay stef I'll stab you with a carrot if you don't stop with this bs

austere ivy
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One tick farms is another example.

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Technically a bug, but the community is running with it.

heady spear
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chunk loaders, zero tick pulses, etc etc etc

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they all make the game a lot more enjoyable

austere ivy
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Also I'm really scared about honey blocks on my server because you can make infinitely large flying machines and goodness gracious, it just..

heady spear
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just shut down the server

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it's a really great solution to your problem and it can't possibly fail

austere ivy
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As a player I love honey blocks though ;p

wide chasm
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inb4 stop fails

austere ivy
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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

worn ember
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tf do honey blocks even do

heady spear
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plus you get the added benefit of not running a server

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they're lame versions of slime blocks

wide chasm
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Honey blocks make entites stick to them and they have slime block like mechanics

worn ember
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duping is fun

austere ivy
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The biggest thing though with honey blocks is that they don't stick to slime blocks.

worn ember
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if its not on your server

austere ivy
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Infinitely large flying machines is just the beginning.

heady spear
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neither does terracotta blocks and they're also lame as fuck

austere ivy
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Yeah I'm scared, barty.

stone silo
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you can do infinitely sized doors

wide chasm
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Glazed terracotta looks so unbelievable ugly imo

worn ember
#

have they fixed bee pathfinding yet?

austere ivy
#

It'll be even worse on creative servers (aka mine) because infinite everything.

heady spear
#

make it survival mode then

wide chasm
#

They made changes to bee pathfinding, but there are probably still bugs

heady spear
#

you've created these problems for yourself then you expect for us to take pity in you

worn ember
#

bees are bugs

heady spear
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You are the root of all evil haunting you

stone silo
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at least it's semi expensive in survival

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until there's some farm exploit found

wide chasm
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I give it 4 hours

worn ember
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3.5hours

heady spear
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your faces are farming exploits

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) honey blocks are going to be so useful! big flying machines are so... : Minecraft - 109 comments, 3,350 points - Zakimals, 10d ago

austere ivy
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Scared yet, barty?

heady spear
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why the hell would you be scared of a minecraft flying machine?

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) For those who still aren't convinced the honey block is revolutionary. : Minecraft - 863 comments, 43,730 points - KiemPlantG, 16d ago

austere ivy
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Because it can be infinitely expandable and extremely laggy.

heady spear
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be scared of rational things like commitment

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or vaginas

wide chasm
#

Very rational of you City

heady spear
#

Well yeah, that is rather rational.

stone silo
#

aren't piston flashes for the past 8 years fun?

austere ivy
#

barty, how are you going to disable honey blocks?

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Completely disable placing/breaking them?

heady spear
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you know what else is extremely laggy?

worn ember
#

Instead of providing a modding api they just make it modded 200iq mojang

finite wave
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Hm?

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How does one increase ones iq?

stone silo
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@heady spear players?

heady spear
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get a brain transplant

stone silo
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just ban all players, no lag

finite wave
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I see

heady spear
#

The server can still lag without players

finite wave
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I got just the thing for you dalek

heady spear
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And without entities too

wide chasm
#

Don't start the server to begin with

tawdry coyote
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disable minecraft ezpz

worn ember
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just play on 1.8 kek

heady spear
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Yeah, disable chunks. Safesr that way

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gr8 spel

stone silo
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CPUs are too laggy

austere ivy
#

That's gonna make your players angry

heady spear
#

Indeed they are.

austere ivy
#

but lag will also make your players angry

heady spear
#

My players make me angry

stone silo
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electrons are too lagy

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ban all electrons

worn ember
#

get a single core 8GHZ processor

heady spear
#

why would I care about their feelings when they clearly don't care about mine

worn ember
#

no one cares about you weeb

wide chasm
#

Because you care about their money

austere ivy
#

buuuuut

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honey blocks have actual uses, no?

wide chasm
#

Make honey bocks a VIP feature
runs

worn ember
#

just prevent them from being placed near a piston lol and vise versa

wide chasm
#

places piston near honey block

austere ivy
#

Just prevent them from not sticking to slime.

worn ember
#

all i wanted was a fucking cave update

austere ivy
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2:06 PM
2:06 PM] barty: simpler to just disable honey blocks

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so what

worn ember
#

what do i get? bees and fucking underworld gay shit

wide chasm
#

I want a cave update as well, maybe they can then remove the goddamn water from them

austere ivy
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Maybe they can add new structures, I love structures.

wide chasm
#

I love the fossil structure /s

stone silo
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I don't want a cave update

worn ember
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i want more paintings

stone silo
#

I don't want to restart my world :3

worn ember
#

now you'll just need a new nether

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

stone silo
#

that's fine

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I'll nuke the nether or the end

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but my base is fun

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where is data for the ender chests stored? main world files?

heady spear
#

Your version of fun seems to lack actual fun

worn ember
heady spear
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so is your face

austere ivy
#

That's not nice, City.

heady spear
#

good

austere ivy
#

With BossShopPro I never really understood, is it a GUI API?

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Is it specifically for shops?

wide chasm
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Not an API afaik, just a plugin.

austere ivy
#

Oh okay.

heady spear
#

there are a bunch of things you've never really understood

worn ember
#

stef nows your time to shine

wide chasm
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It isn't cause IF is a framework, not a plugin

austere ivy
#

Ever since InventoryHolder was not meant to be used and you're supposed to get inventories by their name (which can lead to abuse if people just.. rename the inventory with an anvil) I strayed away from GUIs.

worn ember
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well thats your fault isnt it

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how tf do you rename an inventory with an anvil?

wide chasm
#

You can't rename an inventory from an API standpoint, the name is final.

austere ivy
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You put a chest or an enderchest or whatever in the anvil, rename the chest or enderchest.

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Open it up, boom it's a different name.

left swift
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Naming is super vip only sorry

austere ivy
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You can see the name in the top left.

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You can do the same with furnaces, dispensers, uhh.. anything with GUIs really.

wide chasm
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Every container should work

austere ivy
#

This means that if you have custom events that listen to an inventory with the name "MyCustomGUI" and then someone just renames the inventory name to "MyCustomGUI", they can imitate your GUI.

stone silo
austere ivy
#

And potentially access GUIs they're not supposed to see, or do funky weird stuff if they rename the items IN the container.

stone silo
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That's how I rename barrels

austere ivy
#

How else are you supposed to do it?

wide chasm
#

I just use InventoryHolders

austere ivy
#

InventoryHolder, according to Spigot, is deprecated and shouldn't be used.

cosmic raft
worn ember
#

loads of shit is deperecated by spigot without an alternative

static badge
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fantastic

wide chasm
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They say it's deprecated, but the method for creating it isn't actually deprecated afaik

heady spear
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stef, spigot stopped actually storing the supplied inventoryholder in a random commit

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dunno if it was restored upstream but paper has a patch for it

wide chasm
#

Oh fantastic, let's not deprecate the method, but let's just break it.

austere ivy
#

whiiich means that your plugin might not work on Spigot, which isn't ideal.

wide chasm
#

Is there any limitation on which characters can be inputted into an anvil?

austere ivy
wide chasm
#

Those methods don't exist yet, do they?

austere ivy
#

"In the future, you can have an alternative. But right now, don't use the current option, because it's bad, but there's no alternative."

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I don't think so.

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And this was over a year ago.

wide chasm
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Could anyone point me to the change where they no longer store the InventoryHolder? Cause CraftInventoryCustom.MinecraftInventory still stores it.

heady spear
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it broke our inventory handling shit so we rewrote most of it to use the view name instead

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my personal paper fork allows all inventories to keep meta data which is used to associate them with GUIs and shit but it's quite inconvenient

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I don't think it affected all inventories iirc

austere ivy
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I'd say pr to paper if it wasn't for the fact that spigot still has "an alternative" coming

heady spear
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affect* >.<

austere ivy
#

So your options for a custom gui ARE:

  • don't make a custom gui
  • wait
  • use a "deprecated" InventoryHolder implementation whatever
wide chasm
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Use the bottom one

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Could use a framework for GUIs and let others deal with it

austere ivy
#

cough any frameworks you recommend?

wide chasm
#

Ah, finally

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It's mine yes, thank you for this advertising opportunity

sturdy fulcrum
#

😂😂

austere ivy
#

anime waow effect

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I'll look into it, thanks :)

wide chasm
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No problem 🙂

austere ivy
#

Taking a quick look at it, fully relying on panes seems really powerful.

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Also with this, although it seemed random at first, I can imagine if you have a pane with your "home menu" on it and for the specific GUI it would look better if it was right aligned instead of bottom aligned, no need to make another vertical "home menu".

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This is really impressive, thank you very much stef.

wide chasm
#

Thanks

worn ember
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Can recommend

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great lib

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ur turd

limber knotBOT
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hm

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everyone stop what they're doing, I just had a thought

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is everyone paying attention?

worn ember
#

sorry im deaf

limber knotBOT
#

THAT'S FINE I'LL JUST TYPE LOUDER

#

ALRIGHT SO YOU KNOW VIDEO GAMES RIGHT?

worn ember
#

tnx

limber knotBOT
#

YOU KNOW HOW GAMES LIKE FALLOUT (RPGS) STILL HAVE THE CHARACTER CREATION SCREEN WHERE YOU BASICALLY PICK OUT YOUR STARTING STATS?

proud lance
#

ye

limber knotBOT
#

WHY IS IT THAT WE DON'T PICK OUR STATS BASED ON SOME PRE-GAME GAME

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IT WOULD TAKE A LARGELY INCONSEQUENTIAL AMOUNT OF EFFORT TO JUST CREATE A PRE-GAME SCENARIO WHERE YOU ARE FACED WITH A MINI-CHALLENGE WHICH CAN BE OVERCOME USING WITS, BRAWN OR WHICHEVER SKILLS EXIST IN YOUR GAME REGARDLESS

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FOR THAT MATTER WHY AREN'T RPGS LEVELING UP CHARACTERS BASED ON THE APPROCHES THEY TOOK INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM POINTS TO DISTRIBUTE AS THEY SEE FIT?

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I mean that's sort of what skyrim was doing but then you still got points sort of which defeated the purpose

#

you can give them stat sheets if they want in ng+

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and sure it's less dev time but at the scale of a AAA title it's a completely inconsequential amount of time

#

it really shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes to run through

#

like, when playing outer worlds I maxed out hacking, lockpicking and social skills from the genocides I committed using my sniper rifle

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I never got better at those things by doing those things

#

f3 still had the kid's book for the stats didn't it

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and you had basically no uh

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what's the word

#

not independence

#

you had no freedom in how you approached things

#

which is largely why bethesda intros can huff my shorts

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they're on rails

#

I'm not talking about making something on rails

#

it can be something as simple as seeing someone getting jumped and making a decision on how to handle it

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if you shoot them you're good at guns

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if you punch them you're good at brawling

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if you talk to them you're good at social skills

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if you run away you're good at running away lol

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if you join in in jumping the guy you are evil

#

I mean there's some fun stuff you could do with it

#

and it's far more immersive than just clicking the plus arrow until you run out of points

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not to mention that it will actually match the play style that the player is likely to adopt

#

also you don't need to stop everything 3 minutes into the game to assign your stats, you can be dropped in and it's the first thing you face

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and that just seamlessly sets your stats in the background

#

uh, so how do you cast values in php to a certain class? Oo

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idk I wouldn't touch php unless someone forced me to

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.g php casting

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that doesn't seem to only work with inbuilt classes

#

-doesn't

#

oh fun automatic type conversion

#

that sounds hilarious

#

I just want my IDE to automatically pick the type up ;_;

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that's fine I'm sure it'll never be used for customer-facing applications right

#

coding without completion sucks ass

#

do you not have an ide for it?

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I have, but it's not picking it up xD

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like it works when I do the Class::function static shit

#

I mean the casting seems to be just like the java casting

#

are you sure it doesn't work?

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but as functions in php don't have proper return value specifications it probably just doesn't know what to do with iut

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yes, I'm sure

#

well I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas

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I guess I'll go to bed

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gnite

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🤔

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and good luck

#

thanks

placid thicket
#

when you post bot commands in the wrong discord >.>

dusky umbra
placid thicket
#

gotta love that people are still complaining that 1.15 is pretty feature light and that bugfixes should just be attached to another update with more features. thats what they did with 13/14 and look where that got us

worn ember
#

people are retards

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and should have no say in this

placid thicket
#

honestly kinda surprised the devs are still going with all the stupid shit they get from people, but at least they get paid, all the paper people have is some kind of masochism that keeps them going through it all

worn ember
#

i wouldve snapped years ago 🙂

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then again, my sanity is long gone already lol

stone silo
#

honestly, Jeb is a fucking machine

#

I don't know anybody else that could work on a game for 8+ years and still goes as hard as he does

void void
#

So I downloaded paper on mac, but for some reason I can't open a console.

unreal quarry
#

pebkac

void void
#

kek

misty tundra
merry talon
#

newegg won't take my damn money

left swift
#

I'll take it then, I guess if you're offering fingerguns

kind anvil
winged rapids
#

@stone silo good to hear something positive about the team for once

#

did anyone else find the recent donation email from wikimedia a little threatening?

placid thicket
#

havent seen it

winged rapids
#

"Adam - I've had enough" (subject with my name)
Then it goes on to talk about how much money they get offered for "private data which could put our users at risk" etc

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thing is... if you look up how much money they actually do make it's insane

worn ember
#

who tf is wikimedia

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Us

#

#

I am you

woven otter
#

braincell deficiency

wooden grotto
potent gale
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need help

delicate spindle
worn ember
#

dont we all

void void
#

magma

worn ember
hybrid cedar
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any other performance improving plugins besides limitpillagers for 1.14?

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that you guys would recommend

hard kernel
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Villager limiter

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And farm limiter

hybrid cedar
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the farm one to reduce ticks?

hard kernel
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Idk. Simple advised me to get it.. it seemed to improve performance quite a bit.

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But not a miracle. 1.14.4 is tough

hybrid cedar
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hmm right

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how many players do you serve?

hard kernel
#

Around 30 constantly

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U?

hybrid cedar
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like 5 at a time rn lol

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Just friends

hard kernel
#

Oh yea u should be good. Just tell ur friends not to open too many chunks

hybrid cedar
#

Yeah, It runs on a old poweredge server

#

Just trying to figure out what the diminishing returns are for a small server

hard kernel
#

Wdym ?

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Like how much u make?

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Do it for the community and the money will come.

hybrid cedar
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No, I mean the server is just for mates atm

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Just trying too see what is needed, before I see diminishing returns for "optimising" my server

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like I need the limit pillager mod cause its stupid how much it spawns

proud lance
#

run timings

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then see what that looks like

hybrid cedar
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./tps?

proud lance
#

if you dont get any performance issues

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then you dont need to optimize

hybrid cedar
#

so as long at tps is at 20 im g

proud lance
#

pretty much

hybrid cedar
#

easy

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Oh and should a mc server be restarted every so often?

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Cause I'm trying to figure out if I should put a cronjob in

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to restart every morning or so

static badge
#

Not really

hybrid cedar
#

Ok so java is alright with paper and Aikars flags for it to keep going?

static badge
#

Yeah

hybrid cedar
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Nice nice

void void
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daily restart is fine though

austere ivy
#

^

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If you're using pterodactyl, it's really easy to do through it's scheduler.

proud lance
#

I would imagine the only case is if a plugin had a memory leak or something

cosmic raft
#

that was fun

void void
#

anyone here watch doctor who

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bc let me be real

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jodie whittaker ruined the series

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straight up bodyslammed it right into the trash

static badge
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.g jodie whittaker

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2092886/ -- Jodie Whittaker - IMDb: "Jodie Whittaker is an accomplished English actress who came to prominence after her breakout performance in Venus (2006), which was met with a string..."

static badge
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r u sexist

worn ember
#

wow sexist much

austere ivy
#

Doctor Who was my jam, stopped watching after the old guy took over because I didn't like the direction that the show was going in.

cosmic raft
#

how so @void void

hard kernel
#

anyone of u devs looking for work?

void void
#

no, not because she's a woman, because the magic of the show has been lost. the magic of adventure, of finding new things and cultures. it's a fucking action show with a bunch of PC bullshit.

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it used to be so much more.

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that show got my depressed ass through HS

austere ivy
#

Personally I think that The Doctor was always a man and changing him into a woman was just straight up virtue signaling.

Men and women are equal and both amazing in their own right but we need more ORIGINAL strong women characters, not changing men characters into women characters just cause feminine.

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HOWEVER

void void
#

now it would just ensure my suicide

#

I don't give a shit that the doctor is a woman

austere ivy
#

Yeah ^ that

void void
#

the master was a woman before

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who cares

austere ivy
#

if it was done well I wouldn't care

void void
#

time lords can be women

cosmic raft
#

i must be missing something

austere ivy
#

just the WRITING

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is absolutely awful

cosmic raft
#

what is this person doing thats wrong

void void
#

the acting and story has gone out of the window, that's what. the show is not what it used to be

#

compare 11th doctor to now

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peter capaldi was not amazing either

austere ivy
#

it's not really jodie whittaker (other than the fact that she has jabs to men CONSTANTLY, as a man I don't really want to be insulted when I'm watching a show??)

#

Dr Chris Chibnall (born 1970) is an English television writer and producer, best known as the creator and writer of the award-winning ITV mystery-crime drama Broadchurch (2013–2017). A lifelong fan of the long-running BBC sci-fi Doctor Who, Chibnall has written five episode...

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this man

cosmic raft
#

i stopped watching when the cute one went away

void void
#

david tennant?

austere ivy
#

no couldn't be david

cosmic raft
#

matty

austere ivy
#

the one after him is my favorite

void void
#

11th

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yes

hard kernel
#

kash if u have time and interest dm me

austere ivy
#

yeah he brought some new life into the show for me

cosmic raft
#

?

void void
#

he wants you to freelance for him

#

be upfront new, dont ask for dms

#

surefire way to find yourself on blocklists

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Doctor Who Series 11 - My Series Review Video! - length 14m 27s - 10,112 likes, 1,129 dislikes (90.0%) - 252,514 views - bowlestrek on 2018.12.21

austere ivy
#

watch that, that's why

void void
#

i cant even finish series 11 with the newest doctor, i just cant

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i tried

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i really did

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but the show is gone for me

#

unless it can make a comeback, it's just sadly gone

hard kernel
#

ive never seen dr who

void void
#

well if you do, start with the 9th doctor and go to the 11th, maybe 12th. dont even try the current doctor

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it's not the same show

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it's just straight up not

cosmic raft
#

we started using freshdesk at work today

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its interesting

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i'm curious

austere ivy
#

Extending on what I said earlier, yes, I think the doctor should've been kept a man because that's who the character was, and the only reason he was changed into a woman was because the show needed something to bring it back from the grave. If you can give me one legitimate (story-wise) reason the doctor should've been changed into a woman (other than virtue signaling) I'd be happy to hear it.

Going to clarify: all of my siblings are women, I am absolutely all for strong woman characters, but what we need is more original strong woman characters, because changing a character who was and always has been a male into a female with no actual reason than "uhhh because it's 2019??" and no changes to the story is just lazy writing.

cosmic raft
#

what phone would each of you get now if you were to get a phone

austere ivy
#

And that's the MAIN ACTUAL reason with the 13th doctor, it's all just lazy writing.

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Since they did make the doctor into a woman, did they do anything cool with it? Nope.

void void
#

legitimate reason for being a woman?

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because it's a time lord

ancient bolt
#

I don't know if I'd get any different phone than my oneplus 7 pro

void void
#

it doesnt matter, gender is completely random

ancient bolt
#

I really love teh phone

austere ivy
#

I'm not mad about that at all, I really could care less.

#

But I don't think the gender is random and mainly, they didn't do anything cool with the character!

ancient bolt
#

Hi please keep sexism out of this channel

void void
#

the show isn't going down the drain because a woman was cast, it's going down the drain because the story is fucking retarded now

austere ivy
#

it's not sexism demonwav I'm complaining about the writing

void void
#

no you're being kinda sexist now

ancient bolt
#

your complaint is that the doctor is a woman

upper flicker
#

really wasnt his complaint

#

simmer down

ancient bolt
#

I mean

#

It was

austere ivy
#

my complaint is that the doctor is a woman but the writing is the exact same

#

they're writing the doctor as if they're a man

upper flicker
#

if you wanna boil down the last fifteen minutes of his annoying ass rant about that retarded show to "lul u hate women" take that shit to twitter where it belongs

ancient bolt
#

Why would the writing be different? It's the same character? It's just a different gender?

void void
#

my original complaint was the show is ruined because the show has lost its magic, and then i went to make dinner and i came back to brian talking about why they should not have cast a woman

ancient bolt
#

I only saw his last paragraph

austere ivy
#

Read up a bit, Demon, please.

upper flicker
#

yeah thats pretty much exactly what I mean

void void
#

also demon the writing is diff because they changed the writer lol

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the new writer is fucking ASS

upper flicker
#

in the right company "you just made that man character into a woman to virtue signal; we need strong original women" would be a rallying cry

austere ivy
#

I just don't like that they have the doctor as a woman JUST because they're a woman. Can you imagine if the doctor was historically a woman and they suddenly became a man?

ancient bolt
#

I feel like doctor who is one of those shows that will exist forever

upper flicker
#

its not like its all cut and dry

austere ivy
#

There's no regard to the story ;/

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It would've been cool if there was some tie in to the story, but it's just lazy writing.

upper flicker
#

that being said, its a tv show

austere ivy
#

The show was dying, the ratings showed that. There was no new stories, no new concepts, no new ideas.

upper flicker
#

theyll cycle through to another writer

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or itll die

austere ivy
#

The writers slapped "woman" on it and called it a day.

upper flicker
#

the world moves on

ancient bolt
#

it will get progressively worse for each group of people who grew up in era A and people who grow up watching era B will love it, and then shift the eras one generation and repeat

austere ivy
#

Isn't that more objectifying than anything?

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Very true, Demon.

ancient bolt
#

eventually it'll be on season 654267 and we won't even be humans anymore

void void
#

there is a tie in, the doctor is a time lord....other time lords have been women before, and there is no indication the doctor hasn't ever been a woman before either as "the 1st doctor" is all we know....we dont know that was /actually/ his "first" incarnation. he could have very well been a woman before in generations that were never part of the show

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but that's just meta now

austere ivy
#

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/doctor_who/s11 but according to the audience score it doesn't seem like anyone likes the new one

Rotten Tomatoes

Synopsis:Season 11 of this science fiction TV series brings the arrival of Jodie Whittaker as the Doctor. In the season's first episode, the Doctor is searching for her lost spaceship, the TARDIS. That's when she meets Graham (Bradley Walsh), Ryan (Tosin Cole) and Yasmin (Man...

cosmic raft
austere ivy
#

Ignoring the fact that the doctor is now a woman, the writing is just awful

cosmic raft
#

ginger beed time

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beef*

static badge
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oh shit we're still on doctor who are we?

austere ivy
#

kashike what's that? looks delicious

upper flicker
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sadly

cosmic raft
#

ginger beef

#

Ginger beef is a Canadian Chinese dish made from beef, ginger, and a distinctive sweet sauce.
The ingredients of ginger beef can depend on where it is featured, but the Western Canadian version generally consists of deep fried strips of beef coated in a dark sweet sauce that...

ancient bolt
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okay im going to leave if this is just a doctor who chat now bye

void void
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tf lmao

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one meme changes the world kappa

upper flicker
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maybe itll die as fast as the show and we can all move on

void void
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all i wanted to say was i miss the show i watched in high school :c ok bye

austere ivy
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Demon you seem to only pop up when I say something about women ._.

upper flicker
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how often are you talking about women in here that that's a thing

austere ivy
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clarifying, I'm raised in a household where I have multiple sisters and 0 brothers, I am absolutely all for strong women

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one other time, z7, one other time

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I just don't see Demon very much

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there was two total times and therefore kappa

void void
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ok we dont care brian, tbh. i dont know why the woman topic was even brought up lmao but hey we

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I brought it up for the memes

golden gust
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Yea, stop ratting out on women

austere ivy
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the reason I brought it up is because it related to the show having lazy writing

golden gust
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Simple ain't that bad

upper flicker
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I saw someone mention it as a 'when this character changed' sort of reference point

ancient bolt
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when the fuck did I ever pop up when you were saying something about women

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austere ivy
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at this point I don't remember but I'm vaguely sure it happened one other time

upper flicker
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and then like 500 lines of trying to defend yourself from a bunch of accusatiosn that didnt happen

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like this was twitter

void void
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@golden gust what are you saying bitch Angery

ancient bolt
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I'm hardly on this discord because I barely have time to sit down at my computer anymore

upper flicker
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too busy making tacos

ancient bolt
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i fucking wish

austere ivy
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simple lemme just say for you really quick, I'm all for original woman characters which is why it is extremely lazy writing if you have a dying show, and to revive it, slap "woman" on it. no new concepts, no new ideas, no new stories. literally just slap "woman" on it and expect the show to be revived. that's lazy writing

ancient bolt
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why do you keep dragging this topic back from the dead

void void
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bro i dont care. that was never my fucking point

upper flicker
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I'm gonna add a bot that tracks keywords

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and then the circle continues

golden gust
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I mean, isn't that literally doctor who as a whole?

upper flicker
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just so I can see how often this comes up

golden gust
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ThE DoCToR

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z you can add another bot that crashes kappa

golden gust
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(I actually haven't watched the show in years, lol)

upper flicker
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I dont actually even remember the last time the bot crashed

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its got better uptime than discord's API so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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well

ancient bolt
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anyways I've been really tired lately so when I do get down time I don't usually work on shit anymore

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works is the word I wanted there

golden gust
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Not really a high bar there matey

ancient bolt
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I'll come back I promise, but just appreciate the time you have without me

upper flicker
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gotta keep the bar low

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thats how the world goes round

void void
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show before: we are in an alien market on a distant planet, the people here worship a god...let's find out more about the story....

show now: AN ALIEN IS ATTACKING THE FUCKING ELECTRICAL GRID, SCRAMBLE THE FUCKING FORCES AND TAKE IT DOWN

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that was my point

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i prefer before.

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well technically it goes around because physics

austere ivy
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good point, simple

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if you're wondering why all this happened, by the way, with all the lazy writing, it's all chris chibnall.

upper flicker
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literally no one was wondering

austere ivy
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I ate spaghetti

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did I hear something about doctor who just now?

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oh yes

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oh no

hard kernel
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how did u do that?

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liked it better when ur bot didn't work

cosmic raft
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ah yes the bot

void void
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on another point, a fast food restaurant in my town was held up earlier and the swat team and 18 police officers showed up b/c the police in my town have nothing better to do

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wtf

hard kernel
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lmao

cosmic raft
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just little old me

hard kernel
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😄

upper flicker
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mfw that server is still down

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literal bronze server

void void
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15 police and swat already there
the 3 police others all the way across town: WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO GET OUT OF THE WAY

austere ivy
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Is the image preview not working for anyone else?

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no

void void
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(DiscordBot) Caffeine Patch - length 36s - 1,287 likes, 29 dislikes (97.8%) - 215,959 views - jbsdman on 2008.11.04

left swift
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Great movie

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merry talon
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can I not have the windows terminal move me to /mnt/c/Users/<user> when I open a WSL session?

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opening the app itself goes to ~

broken wasp
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put it in your .bashrc file

void void
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does it start just a regular bash sesh?

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if so ^

broken wasp
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if you want to set ~ there

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export HOME=/mnt/c/Users/<>
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(its a neat prank if you do it on someone else)

void void
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take that windows

merry talon
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$HOME is correct

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starting WSL anywhere else puts it there

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just not windows terminal

cosmic raft
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zaam0

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please explain @merry talon

merry talon
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beginning of old email address on MS account

cosmic raft
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using a microsoft account to login

merry talon
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can't really change the email on my MS account because it is the email

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cortana told me to blobshrug

cosmic raft
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cortana told me to blobshrug

ancient bolt
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using 2 machines I'm simulating a simple card game at nearly 13 million games / second trying to find a single deck that wins

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no luck so far

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this has been a good use of my night

cosmic raft
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yikes

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asked fs.com if I'd be able to get Cat6 lengths longer than 12ft, their response is that "our factory need to open the production line, and the minimum custom length is 1km"

limber knotBOT
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Close enough

ancient bolt
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1km > 12ft

cosmic raft
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lol

merry talon
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wtf can cat6 even do 1km

ancient bolt
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not a single line

merry talon
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...I guess that's not really what you're supposed to do with it

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im tired

ancient bolt
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that's for shit like campus installations

blazing sentinel
austere ivy
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kash you should buy 1km and start your own little business

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kash's fiber

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or something

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and then you can have the business located in a little food truck and go around selling networking equipment to the locals

sturdy fulcrum
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Good way to waste a food truck

tawdry coyote
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sell edible fiber optic cable

heady spear
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I slept for 11h and now I’m super tired

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How can one be this bad at sleep

tawdry coyote
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by being you apparently

vestal jasper
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@heady spear

void void
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youtube keeps changing their homepage style and they can fuck right off tbh

vestal jasper
woven otter
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yes city how can you suck at sleep

void void
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its called oversleeping city

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and you're exceptional at it

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silver star for being a mediocre human

heady spear
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What should I make for dinner

void void
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dick

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with a lemon garnish

heady spear
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That doesn’t sound very good

woven otter
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you should probably make dinner for dinner

quasi valley
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how about

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duck

woven otter
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how about Kenny

quasi valley
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I don't have too much flesh on me

heady spear
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Fuck it ima just make tacos

fallen oracle
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That's the spirit!

vestal jasper
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city

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make me some too

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and mail them to me

heady spear
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No

woven otter
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Yes

void void
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.kill Duck

limber knotBOT
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goes bowling with Duck's bloody disembodied head.

void void
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time to make foie gras

woven otter
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no

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.kill simple

limber knotBOT
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smashes simple's head in with a massive steel ball.

void void
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dead ducks cant kill anyone

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that move was null

woven otter
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well your move was null to begin with

void void
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nope

woven otter
heady spear
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I wanna enlist in the army

void void
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how about turducken, duck

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it's a chicken stuffed inside a duck's ass, stuffed inside a turkey's ass

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then cooked

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pretty kinky right

heady spear
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How about you stuff my ass

void void
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swerved

heady spear
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Honestly I’ma just do it myself I have a bunch of gravy and potatoes

void void
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you're going to stuff gravy and potatoes in your ass?

heady spear
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Yes

void void
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that's pretty hot

heady spear
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I know right

woven otter
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wow ur into some weird shit city

heady spear
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Yes baby

void void
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can i align a potato launcher with your asshole and shoot

heady spear
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I’m sure you could

void void
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im not asking about the my ability to do so

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im asking your permission 😏

heady spear
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So you meant to ask if you may?

void void
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fuck you

granite salmon
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what le fok

heady spear
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Learn English u dingus

void void
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i dont know english

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i just speak it

heady spear
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We all know you don’t

void void
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fuck you

heady spear
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If you insist

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When are you coming over?

void void
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oh yeah you like illiterate guys dont you

vestal jasper
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city you owe me tacos

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tawdry coyote
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first time i've heard that kink

heady spear
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I only let dumb fucks penetrate me