sk-discussion

[split tide]

Ngl lifeblood does look good for consumption

[lost coyote]

lifeblood is definitely an illegal drug in hallownest

[coarse leaf]

lifeblood looks like it'd taste like blueberry fanta

[stiff owl]

It’s cooler water

[feral falcon]

Idk what Pale King was thinking, Lifeblood really looks delicious

[keen holly]

Anyways I'm buying a plane ticket to Australia, going to TC HQ and following William until he tells me the release date

[mint valve]

OH MY GOSH. ING GAVE FORTNITE A BIGGER SCORE THAN HK.

[lost coyote]

the lifeblood in godhome is cheating the knight literally uses performance enhancing drugs to win

[keen holly]

and?

[lost coyote]

based and redpilled ign

[keen holly]

it happens

Fortnite's kinda fun rn

[mint valve]

whats redpilled?

[keen holly]

IGN

[lost coyote]

redpilled joe momma

[serene chasm]

Lifeblood is a gateways drug. First its lifeblood and next thing you know you are fighting in the colosseum to buy Infection

[coarse leaf]

fortnite was a great game in its prime ngl

[keen holly]

It still is

[coarse leaf]

i don't really enjoy it anymore

[keen holly]

the community sucks ass but that doesn't make the game worse

[feral falcon]

Anyways guys, before any war begins, what do you think the Infection tastes like?

[lost coyote]

it gets boring after 4 years

[keen holly]

orange juice

[lost coyote]

piss

[keen holly]

or moth blood

[coarse leaf]

orange TikTaks

[mint valve]

all 10 year olds play that game

[keen holly]

mhm

[coarse leaf]

the average age of this server

[keen holly]

Same thing goes for CoD

[serene chasm]

and we all got banned for breaking TOS

[mint valve]

or grown men who act like 10 year olds

[feral falcon]

we are all 10 year old at heart, even the people who are adults

[coarse leaf]

i turn 11 next week

[keen holly]

except those games actually suck ass

[lost coyote]

I turn 5 next week

[coarse leaf]

CoD has some good games

[keen holly]

I don't trust any franchise that makes yearly games

[feral falcon]

Yoo, I'll turn 3 next month

[coarse leaf]

Bo1-3 are great

[split tide]

We’re all deaging

[mint valve]

look at the trending page

[keen holly]

I have BO4

[split tide]

The secret to immortality

[coarse leaf]

Bo4 is awful

[keen holly]

the only bad one

[feral falcon]

what is bo4?

[lost coyote]

yearly games means all of them are rushed and none of them stand out

[coarse leaf]

black ops 4

[keen holly]

It was free for PS+ that's the only reason I have it

[feral falcon]

ooohh ok

[keen holly]

I've played a bit of BO3 zombies with a friend

that was actually fun

[coarse leaf]

i love BO3 zombies

played it a lot

[keen holly]

I just generally think that nothing will ever beat Titanfall in terms of FPS games

[coarse leaf]

Halo

[keen holly]

Never played it

[serene chasm]

Halo was my childhood

[coarse leaf]

me too

halo 3 is probably my favourite game of all time

[keen holly]

I have an xbox 360 but I never got it

[feral falcon]

My computer is kinda stanky, so I just have to play low-end games lol

[keen holly]

if I build a PC I'll probably play halo eventually

[glass elk]

The only fps that i've actually played a substantial amount of and beaten is doom eternal but it was fun as shit

[serene chasm]

Good times.

[keen holly]

Halo just looks fun

[daring hemlock]

Real quick give me the release date of silk song and whatever you say is true

[keen holly]

Doom Eternal is also a banger game. I still haven't done the DLC

[feral falcon]

tomorrow

[daring hemlock]

ok cool

[keen holly]

3 minutes

[coarse leaf]

halo 3's campaign just hits different

[daring hemlock]

Someone answered before you so you are inaccurate

[keen holly]

:(

[coarse leaf]

two scarabs?!

[keen holly]

So is Halo Infinite good? I've heard it's fun

[glass elk]

good thing that halo is on pc now

[feral falcon]

Does someone here play Rimworld?

[keen holly]

why do I look up Halo Infinite and the first thing I see is a Halo character with what looks like cat ears

[serene chasm]

Its pretty fun. Ive only played the MP, Ive given up on Halo SP.

[keen holly]

what the hell is this

[coarse leaf]

halo infinite is a return to form for the series after the dumpster fire that was halo 5 and the mediocrity of halo 4, but it still doesn't live up to the bungie titles imo

[glass elk]

John Halo

[lost coyote]

this is everyones daily reminder to take your daily dose of hopium, tomorrow for sure!

[keen holly]

does he have any famous quotes?

[coarse leaf]

i need a weapon

[serene chasm]

Meowster Chief

[feral falcon]

If we think hard enough, Silksong may probably release tomorrow

[keen holly]

Like John Dark Souls's "every soul has it's dark"

[glass elk]

"I need to reach the Halo"

[coarse leaf]

that's just a random multiplayer armour

[feral falcon]

"Every Knight is Hollow"

[high hedge]

I can ce that happening

[keen holly]

Maybe the real Knight is the Hollow we've made along the way

[high hedge]

Hornet truly was a silk song.

[coarse leaf]

what if you miss?

[feral falcon]

Every Silk Produces songs

[lost coyote]

every time I hear anyone say Hollownest I want to kidnap their family

[serene chasm]

Halo 2 is the most quotable halo

[high hedge]

Do you pronounce it Hal lownest

[glass elk]

This Doom is Eternal - John Doom

[serene chasm]

I wont

[coarse leaf]

i know what the ladies like

[feral falcon]

Every tale has an under

[lost coyote]

I'm british so hallow and hollow sound actually different, in an american accent they sound pretty much the same

[serene chasm]

How old are you Sharky? If you dont mind me asking?

[feral falcon]

every rune is delta

[coarse leaf]

i'm so sorry to hear that

[keen holly]

I don't even know the difference

[high hedge]

You really are the last of us too

[coarse leaf]

17

[glass elk]

Maybe I was borne of the blood - John Bloodborne

[keen holly]

Every Tsushima has it's ghost

wait that one actually almost makes sense

[high hedge]

I only pronounce the Ha- when saying hallowed

[feral falcon]

I'm Brazillian, and we kinda pronounce Hallownest kinda like "ralounest"

[serene chasm]

I totally assumed you'd be older since you played Halo 3

[keen holly]

I like that

[lost coyote]

for me its hah-low and hoh-low

[high hedge]

Halo 3 is a rite of passage

[coarse leaf]

i got into the series with halo reach and just fell in love with it

[keen holly]

I say hah-low

[glass elk]

"I am Aldia, Scholar of the first sin, and I have studied the dark souls"

• Aldia, Scholar of the First Sin
  "I have studied the dark souls too, scholar of the first sin"
• Dark Soul, the famous protagonist of the Dark Souls franchise

[keen holly]

Are any of the xbox 360 games story mode good enough to still be worth buying?

[high hedge]

Odst

[coarse leaf]

i think you know my answer to that

[lost coyote]

anyway its 2am I should sleep

[keen holly]

yes?

[coarse leaf]

halo 3

[keen holly]

british

[feral falcon]

If we think right, every Nest is kinda Hallow, Just like every loom is pretty far away

[tawdry valley]

No. there does not exist even one videogame worth playing on xbox

[lost coyote]

good night/morning/afternoon/evening everyone

[keen holly]

factually wrong

[lost coyote]

bri ish

[high hedge]

Not even Uno?

[keen holly]

every lego game ever

[lost coyote]

ok bye

[coarse leaf]

every xbox comes with Uno

[keen holly]

bye

[high hedge]

I played lego games on the wii

[tawdry valley]

I’m not about to get in the habit of putting “/s” under half my messages because of you two

[keen holly]

mine didn't

[glass elk]

Maybe the real silksong was the hollow knight we made along the way

[uncut citrus]

I have the oldest Xbox known to men I DONT HAVE UNO

[high hedge]

:(

[iron spear]

/s

[coarse leaf]

thanks for the input Graig

[serene chasm]

you guys are all so cool /s

[keen holly]

truly a deep quote

[tawdry valley]

I’ve been nulled

[uncut citrus]

I just use for sarcasm

[feral falcon]

I am a regular human being /s

[tawdry valley]

Literally did that in the message I was referring to.

[ripe kettle]

[keen holly]

He doesn't have uno https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhOdSNAtGrc

[uncut citrus]

« From reevers feelspkman »

[high hedge]

Isn’t there a hollow knight animatic of that meme

I don’t know which characters they’d use, but I feel it exists

[feral falcon]

Everyone, I have an important question for everyone,

Do you like waffles?

[serene chasm]

yes

[coarse leaf]

we are not going back to this dark time

[uncut citrus]

Waffles are good.

[serene chasm]

anyone who answers no is not to be trusted

[coarse leaf]

do you like french toast

[glass elk]

yes

[feral falcon]

Ok, another question:

Do you guys like pancakes?

[serene chasm]

yes and yes

[coarse leaf]

we aren't doing this

[uncut citrus]

Why.

[glass elk]

waffles>pancakes>french toast
but i like all of them

[coarse leaf]

this song drives me bananas

[high hedge]

Banana bus

[keen holly]

you know what goes crazy? french toast pizza

[coarse leaf]

🖊🍏

[glass elk]

w h a t

[coarse leaf]

hit or miss

[feral falcon]

peanut butter jelly time

[keen holly]

I'm about to share with you the most life changing video

[glass elk]

what the fuck is happening to this chat

[feral falcon]

Well guys, it seems like we never miss, huh?

[keen holly]

Internet Shaquille has taught me the way of French Toast Pizza and I stand by it

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-eating-peanut-butter-jelly-gif-15255715

[high hedge]

Baby sharky do do do

[iron spear]

Ok guys back to silksong please. So you think Hornet and Lace will get it on???

[keen holly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB42iztkzVQ

[glass elk]

yes

[coarse leaf]

this song releasing marked the decline of humanity

[serene chasm]

I would hope

[high hedge]

According to all of the projections I’ve seen, 100%

[coarse leaf]

everything went wrong after hit or miss

[keen holly]

I think they're going to french toast their leftover pizza

[coarse leaf]

i think they're going to french kiss

[glass elk]

greatest setback of societal progress since the burning of the library of alexandria

[coarse leaf]

the burning of the library of alexandria pales in comparison

[serene chasm]

I think they might ||hold hands||

[feral falcon]

Silksong will end with Lace sacrificing her life, to protect the people of Pharloom and Hornet, Just mark my words

[keen holly]

it's as great a disaster as the eruption of the Vesuvius in 79 AD

[high hedge]

Lace reveals that she’s actually made of silk

[uncut citrus]

I mean ppls say lace hornet is baseless but lace does say « I like you already »

[feral falcon]

Lace is a silk being

[high hedge]

So Hornet eats her then sings the song of silk

[uncut citrus]

(Sorry i like that emote ik ta kinda wierd)

[keen holly]

I think Silksong will end with s*x

[high hedge]

Sox?

[serene chasm]

Sax battle?

[keen holly]

yes

[split tide]

Saxophones are cool

[keen holly]

they're going to put on their sox and play the sax

[coarse leaf]

lace is made of shoe laces

[high hedge]

Silksong ends like ocarina of time

[keen holly]

there's gonna be six of them

[uncut citrus]

[keen holly]

I hope it doesn't sux

this bit is going on for too long already I can feel it

[feral falcon]

Hornet grabs a saxophone out of nowhere, and challanges the final boss to a sax battle, at the end, the music Hornet plays is so godly, that the final boss just explodes, killing them instantly

[high hedge]

That’d be sus-

[glass elk]

and sometimes syx

[coarse leaf]

silksong ends with St. Johnson getting killed by 343 guilty spark

[keen holly]

GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD

[high hedge]

ඞ

[iron spear]

Imagine if silksong comes out and it's just a huge POS game

[keen holly]

NO

Silksong will be an FPS mark my fucking words

[iron spear]

Dev hell gottem

[glass elk]

silksong ends with the imposter getting sucked out of the airlock

[feral falcon]

You know, returning to this beautiful server was a good idea, kinda

[coarse leaf]

silksong is a gacha game

[glass elk]

silksong is a dating sim

[high hedge]

Hornet is Blockchain

[glass elk]

the fleas are nfts

[keen holly]

Hornet is an NFT

[high hedge]

“Crypto bros these words are for you alone.”

[keen holly]

or an investor

[iron spear]

Lace kills the Knight in the first hour of the game then you have to play as her

[glass elk]

lol

[keen holly]

the knight??

[uncut citrus]

You mean hornet?

[feral falcon]

Silksong will actually be made as an NFT, making everyone hate Team Cherry, and making Ari Gibson and co. Bankrupt

[high hedge]

Hornet is The Knight? Game theory

[keen holly]

People would probably buy it

[uncut citrus]

...or there is something TC isn’t telling us about silksong???

[brazen needle]

Yo its graig, the community's favorite troll

[iron spear]

It's a last of us 2 joke

[glass elk]

the true ending of hk is the knight lying to hornet about finding a cure for the infection

[uncut citrus]

Wait nvm Graig said it, no reason to actually analyze it

[keen holly]

I don't know who Graig is

[iron spear]

Fucking amateurs

[high hedge]

Golf doesn’t exist in Hollow Knight-

[keen holly]

please no

[glass elk]

i understood that reference

[keen holly]

Doki Doki Silksong club

[feral falcon]

There are segments in Silksong, where you have to date some characters, oh, and also, some small segments where the game suddenly becomes Metroid Prime (out of nowhere), and after a few minutes, comes back to normal

[uncut citrus]

Why did I fricking came back to this channel

[high hedge]

So do you think that’s her clothes or is she just shaped like that-

[keen holly]

I'm pretty sure Silksong = Metroid Prime 4 honestly so I wouldn't be surprised

[keen holly]

please stop talking

like please seal your mouth shut forever

[high hedge]

My words were for higher beings alone

[serene chasm]

she got junk in the trunk, if you know what im saying

[keen holly]

be silent

[glass elk]

silksong actually has a cheat code that lets you play metroid prime 4, which itself has a cheat code to play half life 3

[keen holly]

please
I beg of you

[high hedge]

It eventually leads to Tetris 2

[keen holly]

and then to GTA 6

[glass elk]

bloodborne 2 for the ps5

[keen holly]

Bloodborne kart*

[serene chasm]

Gears of Hollow Theft Auto 6

[keen holly]

I just imagine Amygdala in a race kart

[hearty plank]

Ik this is a troll, but imagine if there’s like a mini game of hungry night in the game TvT

[feral falcon]

"Well, you see Perry the Platypus, I have played some of that game, uhh, I think it was called, Hallow Night, and, you know, that game made me realize, what if I made a machine that turns the people into bugs! and this is why I made the VOID-INATOR!"

[silver oak]

no lace kills hornet and then you play first as the knight attempting to track her down and then as lace

[serene chasm]

Hidden arcade where you can play TC newground games

[hearty plank]

VOID-INATOR sounds like a burger in the hollow knight….. HI WELCOME TO WENDYS

[glass elk]

tomb cat 2 confirmed

[cerulean sable]

AdinoAdino Entymology Club

[feral falcon]

(PS: I have never watched Phineas and Ferb, so this is a poorly acting of Dr. Doof)

[glass elk]

hungry knight: the prequel

[keen holly]

Dr. Doof is quite possibly the most based cartoon character I've ever seen

[feral falcon]

True

[keen holly]

Imagine neither of your parents showing up at your birth

I think they were just too scared because the mother realized that he would surpass all lifeforms

[silver oak]

phineas and ferb is an actual masterpiece of a tv show
like I would argue it holds up to the best big budget live action shows

although it's kinda hard to compare them

[keen holly]

So how long has Phineas' and Ferb's summer vacation been now?

like 10 years?

[high hedge]

Well it’s over now

[silver oak]

well it ended in 2015

[feral falcon]

Sigma male Grindset:

"Abandon your nest at the age of 7"
"Never trust your own reflexion"
"Always defeat an enemy in one blow"
"Don't trust your fathers"

[keen holly]

wait it is?

[high hedge]

For a while now

[keen holly]

I'm going to cry brb

[high hedge]

They did a disney plus movie in like 2020 I think

[keen holly]

oh yeah

Candace against the universe

[high hedge]

Yep

[gilded adder]

phineas and ferbieas

[keen holly]

although I still don't know who is Candace?

[high hedge]

You are

[gilded adder]

their sister

[keen holly]

damn it Jonny I'm setting up for a joke here

[feral falcon]

C-C-Can-Can dee-

[glass elk]

candice dick fit in yourmouth

[keen holly]

thank you

[silver oak]

finerb and phaes

[gilded adder]

Saw right through it

[serene chasm]

so many white avatars

[keen holly]

not enough diversity smh

[high hedge]

Manga panel rules

[silver oak]

#ssdiscussionsowhite

[feral falcon]

I am Squidward Pogging

[keen holly]

This is still my christmas avatar

[high hedge]

Merry Crimbi

[feral falcon]

Imagine if Markplier made a video about Hollow Knight

[high hedge]

Hasn’t he?

[feral falcon]

Idk

[fiery coral]

you mean black

[gilded adder]

speaking of tv shows, i've been rewatching the first season of netflix's daredevil in an attempt to finally watch the other two which i never did and the show is so good, even better than i remember it being. highly recommended, especially if you like superhero stuff.

[fiery coral]

light mode gang 😎

[silver oak]

imagine if [popular youtuber] made a video about [game I enjoy but I consider underrated]

[fiery coral]

...wrong reply, sorry Curly

[fiery coral]

[feral falcon]

Imagine if Pewdipie made a video about Minecraft, oh wait-

[silver oak]

underrated

[serene chasm]

Minecraft? Never heard of it

[gilded adder]

imagine if
all the people
living
for today

[silver oak]

• a poem by jonathan lastname

[fiery coral]

you may say I'm a dreamer

[glass elk]

Joan Lenin

[silver oak]

oh wait
i missed the reference

[keen holly]

Imagine if Markiplier made a video about the Witcherino 3, the most underrated gem of all time

[serene chasm]

Meboy, Thats Jonny's last name

[fiery coral]

wait no that's a bit further ahead messed up

[feral falcon]

Everyone on this server lives a different life, I mean, someone in this server might be an medic, or maybe a firefighter, or even an murderer, idk

[keen holly]

Calm Down Stalin is my favorite game

[glass elk]

jokes on you i dont have a life

[silver oak]

that's how the internet works buddy

[snow sigil]

mood

[gilded adder]

I want to play a game but don't know what to play.

[snow sigil]

anyways ik ive been lurking but im heading out, so let me say

[keen holly]

Fortnite

[silver oak]

cue that one bo burnam song

[snow sigil]

So long, @glass elk

[silver oak]

fortnite battle royale

[glass elk]

blasphemous is scratching that hollow knight itch for me

[uncut citrus]

How many times must I beg you to I nvite me to whatever serv got that emote

[keen holly]

My computer is knock knock knocking on Heaven’s Door, have a good one lads

[silver oak]

just copy it

[keen holly]

This

[high hedge]

I thought your nitro died

[gilded adder]

I veto both Fortnite votes

[uncut citrus]

But imma get a new one

[silver oak]

apenite legorant

[opaque sigil]

There

[feral falcon]

I am literally squidward Pogging right now, and yes, the literally is correct, I am in fact squidward from the famous cartoon show Spongebob Squarepants

[silver oak]

that's gotta be high quality enough for an emote

[glass elk]

say one of your famous quotes

[feral falcon]

One of your famous quotes

[gilded adder]

Thinking of dipping into Skul since I haven't played that in a while and I've been watching some Beelz (youtuber/streamer who plays a lot of Skul) which has gotten me itching to play it again.

[opaque sigil]

Wanting zotewall is understandable though it is a good emote

[uncut citrus]

It won’t load but I imagine it’s the zote wall? Thanks then?

[iron spear]

Have a nice death looks good

[opaque sigil]

Skul is fun but it does suffer from a limited number of room layouts

[gilded adder]

It does. I'm excited for it.

[uncut citrus]

Have a nice death

[silver oak]

that was one of the only things I was excited for from TGA

[uncut citrus]

Kinda menacing

[gilded adder]

I mainly like the unique skulls and the gameplay of switching between them and synergizing your items and skulls together.

[silver oak]

and it was put right at the front where people wouldn't see it
the life of an indie game

[opaque sigil]

Yeah that stuff's done pretty well though there are some balance issues

[iron spear]

Get it Jonny and I'll watch you play

[feral falcon]

Have a nice death looks so cool, probably one of the best games announced in the TGA in my opinion

[gilded adder]

Heard they have a massive skull rework in the works set for Feb of this year.

[silver oak]

I'm excited for Sea of Stars

[opaque sigil]

Oh was that given a date?

[feral falcon]

OOOooooohhh, I am so hyped for this game

[silver oak]

Especially after I'm close to finishing The Messenger now

[iron spear]

Is it out yet

[silver oak]

Which I'm loving

[gilded adder]

I've been getting back into streaming so that's a big possibility. Definitely plan on streaming some Silksong. I could go live with some Skul right now if I felt like it.

[silver oak]

It's not out

[opaque sigil]

Should I take that as a recommendation?

[iron spear]

Rocs Odyssey looks amazing. Probably best game I've ever seen

Ayo, Jonny if you Steam silksong yours will be the one I watch

Day One

[glass elk]

hyper light drifter isn't a metroidvania but it scratches the same itch because of the exploration and secrets

[silver oak]

If you don't know much about it the better, it's a pretty classic "retro" platformer but with some neat twists

[opaque sigil]

Oh damn Messenger is like 60% off

[wheat sail]

how was your last playtest session

[opaque sigil]

Thank you for conveniently timing your recommendation

[silver oak]

my pleasure

[opaque sigil]

Really looking forward to the rebalance

[gilded adder]

Thanks. That means a lot.

[uncut citrus]

I will watch all of them. At once.

[gilded adder]

Here's the full post where they detail some of the changes and updates coming in the update https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1147560/view/3136190280728779256

[uncut citrus]

But unlike Graig I won’t be able to watch them from day 1 since it would spoil me

[gilded adder]

Yea, I most likely won't stream it day 1 since I want to play at my own pace for a bit but I'll probably stream some of the mid/end game

[opaque sigil]

ent buff is very pog

[iron spear]

Maybe I should give roc a white mask

[silver oak]

just beat the game in the first 48 hours it's out so you can catch up to the streams as soon as possible

[iron spear]

Seems like the thing to do

[silver oak]

games where the player character has a white masks are statistically more likely to appeal to people in the Hollow Knight discord than games where the player character does not have a white mask

[uncut citrus]

You can play at your own pace while streaming tho

[gilded adder]

Hollow Knight cameo in Roc Odyssey!?

[gilded adder]

I meant more like on my own time, my bad.

[opaque sigil]

dunk on motion twin and actually get the character

[uncut citrus]

Oh yeah I see

[iron spear]

Nah, but I might ask them to have a Zote cameo

[feral falcon]

So, all I need to do in order to get my own game famous in the Hollow Knight fandom is to put a white mask in my characters head??

Huh, "Begins taking notes"

[gilded adder]

Zote cameo would still be very pog

[opaque sigil]

Gleamlight's problem wasn't shoddy design, it was the lack of a white mask

[shell yacht]

tfs a gleamlight

[serene chasm]

a light that gleams

[silver oak]

gleamlight was the bad one

[shell yacht]

theres a good one?

[silver oak]

the one that was that people didn't was bad

[opaque sigil]

Necro are you having a stroke

[gilded adder]

I could also play/stream some Dead Cells in addition to Skul while waiting for Silksong but I don't have the DLC so not sure. I remember really enjoying Dead Cells a lot when I used to play it a lot.

[silver oak]

that you didn't that how when you you wish you you want so much you could do anything?

[proud dagger]

“Gleamlight's developers have claimed that their game isn't a rip-off of Hollow Knight. They're right. If it was a rip-off, then it'd share some kind of inspiration, some mechanical flair. The creativity, the baseline of enjoyable moments, some solid fundamentals. It's all missing. It's not a rip-off of Hollow Knight, it's a stupid child's drawing of it.”
-Nintendo Life

[gilded adder]

DAMN

[rapid topaz]

OOF

[serene chasm]

That review is the best thing ever

[silver oak]

that's one deep burn

[gilded adder]

Nintendo Life did not have to go in that hard.

[opaque sigil]

That review is comedic gold

[proud dagger]

I’ve literally never seen a written game review go that hard and I love it

[proud dagger]

Literally every paragraph has at least one absolutely scathing burn in it

[rapid topaz]

the last one lmao

[silver oak]

I want a review like this but for balan wonderworld

[feral falcon]

God Damm, If I was the dev behind this game, I would begin crying lol (Tho, in the footage that I saw, It really seems boring)

[gilded adder]

I think I remember seeing an article on Nintendo Life recently called "In Defense of Balan Wonderland." Not sure if it was from NL exactly but it was real nonetheless.

[high hedge]

Hey. The art direction is cute

Otherwise indefensible-

[serene chasm]

Dunky's video of it told me all I needed to know about balans

[silver oak]

I honestly think the developers won for that game
Because when I think about it I think of the fact it costs 60 dollars and how much of an insult that is to good triple a games that deserve that price, games that it wants to be, and gamers in general
But then I think about the fucking farmer dance sequence and go back to laughing my ass off

[gilded adder]

I know nothing about Balan Wonderland tbh.

[proud dagger]

Balan is just an indefensible game because it’s not even glitchy or poorly executed, the entire core gameplay concept is just bad and you can’t fix that or ignore it.

[silver oak]

it's funny but not in a good way

[mortal grove]

balan is bad its funny cause everything sucks

[feral falcon]

I only watched that Balan Wonderland video that Alpharad made, and that's it, it's the only thing that I saw from that cursed game

[glass elk]

the room of platformers

[mortal grove]

i dont like that they turned balan into an anime boy at the end

[high hedge]

It’d be a cute mobile game

[serene chasm]

That may be the best description Ive ever heard

[glass elk]

$60

[silver oak]

there is a powerup called box fox
where it turns you into the unreal engine default cube at random intervals
and you can't move and you just slide off the edge

60$ game

[proud dagger]

The Room at least has the excuse that Tommy Wiseau is legitimately insane and incapable of comprehending the basic mechanisms of human interaction. Yuji Naka by all accounts should know better.

[radiant wraith]

If the game was average instead of bad maybe we wouldn't be talking about it

[high hedge]

What was the last AAA title Naka put out before Balan

[glass elk]

how did the sonic guy make this?

[silver oak]

yeah the worst thing about this is that it was made by Square Enix, a respectable AAA company

[high hedge]

Think more of Nights

[glass elk]

not that many people have heard of nights into dreams because only 2 people bought a sega saturn

[high hedge]

I think Balan has a nice design, and some of the prerendered cutscenes are cute-

[proud dagger]

Nights has fans, I’ve got one friend that’s a huge Nights fan but I’ve never heard of anyone actually trying to claim Balan is actually good

[high hedge]

Sega is delightfully filled with weird games that people like for some reason

[mortal grove]

yea not anime boy balan has a pretty nice design

[high hedge]

Like Shenmue-

[glass elk]

grimm vibes tbh

[copper knot]

bro when i first saw balan i thought that game was a hazbin hotel fangame 💀

[high hedge]

He’s so lanky

[silver oak]

you need some time away from the internet

@copper knot

[copper knot]

no

[uncut citrus]

Like a lot of time

[long comet]

Balan NotsoWonderfulWorld

[mortal grove]

i dont like

idfk what the devs were thinking he looks hideous

[glass elk]

look at dem legs

[serene chasm]

why's his head so big?

[proud dagger]

Shenmue 3 and Balan honestly had similar problems of developers that learned nothing from over a decade of advancement in game design but simultaneously also making changes for the worse with the goal of making the game more accessible

[high hedge]

He loses his charm and becomes a porcelain doll

[copper knot]

WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE A BARBIE DOLL

LIKE LEGIT HE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF MONSTER HIGH DOLL

[mortal grove]

yeah his other design is better more unique and iconic

[split tide]

those legs look like plastic twigs

and why does his head look gigantic by comparison

[high hedge]

I’d like to have seen him in perhaps a more rhythm based platformer! With a stageplay or musical aesthetic.

[split tide]

I'm scared of it rolling off

[silver oak]

yeah the problem with bw is that you can see how it could have been a good game

which makes what it became all the more sadder

[high hedge]

There was something there, but Naka’s team obviously didn’t have a clear vision on the gameplay itself

[proud dagger]

Also an obvious flaw is that it’s a mascot platformer where you don’t actually play as the mascot

[high hedge]

“Power ups are cool, lets do that.”

[silver oak]

an obvious flaw is the game is really bad

[proud dagger]

Like imagine if they made a Mario game where you play as a random generic kid and Mario only shows up for minigames

[glass elk]

and the minigames are just qte sequences

[silver oak]

something went wrong in most aspects of the game

[mortal grove]

dont like the dance scenes theyre hilarious but they arent meant to be

[long comet]

Sounds like a tennis game on the Gameboy Color

[high hedge]

I think it could’ve worked if the tone was different perhaps? And it was Balan-

[silver oak]

"the room of platformers" is actually scarily accurate

[high hedge]

I think having Balan teach lessons is a good idea

Like he helps people

[proud dagger]

Balan isn’t even comically bad most of the time though

[high hedge]

Just tedious

[proud dagger]

Yeah the cutscenes are that way but the rest is just a slog that isn’t even fun to make fun of

[long comet]

Balan should've had gameplay similar to that of Nights

[copper knot]

i wouldnt be surprised if balan's design is purposeful to look like a tumblr sexyman

[high hedge]

Oh what could’ve been-

[copper knot]

i am still traumatised by tumblr

[high hedge]

Totally could’ve been the new onceler

He even wears the top hat

[copper knot]

how bad could i be? makes the game bad

[silver oak]

I think Dunkey said something like "I think at some point the devs knew the game would never be good so they just started competing to see who could make the shittiest powerups"

[glass elk]

tumblr sexymen are a unique breed and balan definitely fits that breed, somewhere between grimm, jack skellington and the onceler

[high hedge]

A lot of them suck or are redundant

Like just cut it down to a third and triple the action count

Like maybe they can all jump-

[serene chasm]

too complicated for children

[glass elk]

imagine not being able to jump in a platformer

[long comet]

But that would require more than one button

[high hedge]

This should’ve come out in the motion control era

This was made for The Wii

[cerulean sable]

obligator i hate bullying other games beccause theyre not like HK

or needlessly comparing them

[glass elk]

it even kinda looks like a wii game

[high hedge]

Most wii sports games only require one button

[serene chasm]

Its ok to bully Balan

[cerulean sable]

because it reflects the fandom in a bad way

[high hedge]

Balan has its own flaws

[cerulean sable]

i mean, were not undertale levels yet

[proud dagger]

Balan Wonderworld isn’t bad because it’s not like HK, it’s bad because it’s a bad game

[cerulean sable]

but like, we might reach that for SS

i meant shit like Gleamlight

[silver oak]

That review was funny tho

[shell yacht]

but holy shit ttaco did u see that review. the gane is bad without HKs existance to compare it to

[split tide]

is gleamlight bad in its own right?

[cerulean sable]

yeah i know the game is garbage

[glass elk]

gleamlight is a one person indie game, its not a $60 release

[cerulean sable]

but like, even before release people were already bombing it as an HK ripoff

[high hedge]

Shenmue 3 honestly wasn’t Balan bad

[proud dagger]

It costs more than Hollow Knight

[high hedge]

I feel you just had to be nostalgic for the original to get the appeal

[cerulean sable]

from what i understand the budget probably got fucked

[high hedge]

“The controls are wonky like I remember!”

[glass elk]

gleamlight has nothing to do with hk but this debate is about balan

[silver oak]

that wouldn't be the nightmare scenario, but it would be bad in the other direction

the nightmare scenario is the game is really bad

[proud dagger]

I’ve seen a bunch of people talking about how much worse the combat is in Shenmue 3 compared to the first two though

[pale oasis]

its clown month in 2 weeks

[copper knot]

honestly what is it with games that take inspiration from others being the subject of heavy debate

[silver oak]

but silksong turning into undertale would also suck for the reputation of the game and the community

[high hedge]

It’s super different and less complex, that’s why you have to be nostalgic and not have played it recently

[copper knot]

this isnt even something that is exclusive to hk community

[high hedge]

It’s for the people who played Shenmue on the Dreamcast

[pale oasis]

thats an understatement

to get the true end, u have to play through its bullshit content twice

[proud dagger]

If you’re obviously taking inspiration from another game you’re gonna have to work hard to justify playing your game over the other one

[silver oak]

There are lots of people who refuse to play undertale because of the community

[shell yacht]

me

[silver oak]

see?

[high hedge]

I just never got around to it

Played Omori though

[proud dagger]

If your game doesn’t do something better or significantly different than its existence is essentially redundant

[cerulean sable]

stuff like Blasph when it got released, complaints were like "its not hollow knight"

eughh

[pale oasis]

i played through it without knowing the community

i learned about the community afterwards (specifically the needle cookie incident) from yt

[cerulean sable]

im just glad the Dead Cells vs HK shite has died down

[glass elk]

i refuse to play undertale because i got the whole thing spoiled for me and also it just kinda looks ugly

[pale oasis]

thats like if metroid fans said silksong "was not metroid = bad"

[copper knot]

eh i guess thats true but im tired of

1. games that are essentially just copies of another popular game
2. a game that is inspired by something else that is actually good but the community from the game that it got inspired by gets angry

[silver oak]

And it's a little sad because it is a very good game
But the community was kinda the worst thing that can happen to a popular game

[shell yacht]

blasph was always 2D darksouls to me and it does that well, idk who tf called it HK related but they need to be stabbed

[split tide]

metroid is not like hollow knight, therefore metroid bad

[high hedge]

There is a Shenmue anime coming out though, I hope they keep the Ryo game english voice actor. His pauses are iconic

[serene chasm]

Glad I played UT before it became apparent the community was a bit shitty

[glass elk]

btw blasphemous is actually good so play it

[pale oasis]

but metroid came first so HK ripped off metroi >:((((( hurr ma gurr

[proud dagger]

Honestly Undertale to me was a lot more about the little moments than the grand overarching story so I don’t think it’s ruined for you

[silver oak]

Especially a game that was never intended to be popular by a creator who is scared of his own fame

[high hedge]

It’s a game about atmosphere

[split tide]

I think undertale is a great game in its own right, it just has an overzealous community surrounding the endings

[copper knot]

remember when after UT came out people started comparing rpgmaker games in general to undertale?

hell i remember someone said yume nikki is an udnertale clone no sarcasm

YUME NIKKI CAME OUT IN 2004

BRUH.

[silver oak]

that's gotta be sarcasm

[high hedge]

Earthbound ripped off Undertale

[copper knot]

they legit arent man

[glass elk]

smh nintendo obviously ripped off undertale with earthbound

fuck someone already made that joke

[split tide]

can't believe super paper mario also ripped off undertale

[shell yacht]

people unironically thought minecraft was old bc of the blocky graphics

so

[split tide]

wdym minecraft was made in the 1500s

[high hedge]

Minecraft is old

[glass elk]

infiniminer obviously ripped off minecraft

[copper knot]

they seriously dont believe that yume nikki came out before undertale because its steam release date was 2018 and complained its an udnertale ripoff

[silver oak]

how many people here have heard of infiniminer

[serene chasm]

never underestimate the stupidity of others

[high hedge]

It’s been almost two decades

[split tide]

more like 1 decade

[copper knot]

me

[proud dagger]

I think that’s actually one of the most obvious inspirations that Undertale takes from the Mother series is just how many wacky or strange things there are that have basically no bearing on gameplay or the story and are just there for the sake of the experience

[pale oasis]

guys pokemon ripped off undertale cause pokemon ripped off earthbound

[high hedge]

Wasn’t Minecraft like 2005-

[split tide]

but still it's actually fairly old now

[silver oak]

Ok maybe this ain't the best sample audience since we're indie game players

[split tide]

MC was fully released on 2011

[glass elk]

minecraft (full release) was 2011
the first alpha was like in 2009

[high hedge]

Man my sense of time is terrible

Minecraft was 50 years ago

[copper knot]

speaking of minecraft

remember the terraria hate back in the day

[silver oak]

But still, notch explicitly said in the earliest versions of minecraft that the game was an infiniminer clone

[split tide]

terraria was actually released earlier than MC

[glass elk]

but honestly minecraft today is basically a different game to 2011 minecraft

[copper knot]

yeah

[proud dagger]

I don’t really recall any Terraria hate tbh

[high hedge]

Microsoft money babeeey

[split tide]

good old "terraria is just a 2D minecraft clone"

[silver oak]

Before Terraria went batshit insane with items and progression
but like in a good way

[copper knot]

i still do

[high hedge]

Can’t even call it Indie anymore

When did Minecraft stop being indie

[split tide]

yeah terraria and MC are very different games now

[proud dagger]

When they sold to Microsoft

[copper knot]

after microsoft bought it

i snailed myself

[high hedge]

Mojang was pretty big pre-Microsoft right?

[silver oak]

Like aside from both being in the survival sandbox genre, they're very far apart

[glass elk]

but honestly both are completely different games than they were in 2011

[serene chasm]

They had like 7 people

[mortal grove]

whats the game with the man with the black hat

[silver oak]

crowsworn

[high hedge]

Is that why they couldn’t patch out Herobrine

[mortal grove]

no no itas not crow its something else

[silver oak]

westworld

[proud dagger]

Honestly I do think Terraria’s progression is kinda flawed because of the “just keep adding more to the end” update structure. Like I think that wings really should have stayed as an endgame item because I think that it hurts boss design having to make them all assume you already have wings.

[split tide]

yeah wings are kind of busted once you get them

[copper knot]

wings op

[split tide]

it's why I prefer PHM

[copper knot]

you have wings phm tho

[high hedge]

Man Minecraft was just ten years ago…

[pale oasis]

ok ok

what is the chance of elden ring holding back silksong releasing cause "elden ring will be too prominent"

im gonna say no damn way

[copper knot]

a shitty one but still wings

[split tide]

fledgeling wings are pathetic, they're basically a slightly upgraded horseshoe

[mortal grove]

no the man is bald

[proud dagger]

I’d actually say that’s the main reason why all the melee weapons past a certain point have to have projectiles, because every boss has to be fast enough to catch up to a player with wings.

[copper knot]

with ROCKET boots they arent actually bad

[silver oak]

he's bald in westworld

[analog lily]

well i mean "endgame" is a subjective term especially in terraria but i do feel like the devs wanted people to get wings as soon as hard mode started

[copper knot]

i keep mistaking hermes and rocket boots kill me

[serene chasm]

SS wasnt coming in february so none

[split tide]

they're not close to the level of HM wings, so I don't really feel like they're broken

[serene chasm]

k hold still

[copper knot]

no

[mortal grove]

wait what can u send a pic of this game

[high hedge]

It’d be bad luck to release right next to another super anticipated game

[silver oak]

you'll never take me alive

[pale oasis]

exactly cries behind the facade of me thinking that silksong was releasing sometime in february cause geforce link

[proud dagger]

When hardmode was first added though it basically was the endgame so it made sense that you got wings right away. Now that it’s over half the game it feels weird.

[high hedge]

Look what happened to The Matrix

[silver oak]

it's a tv show

[pale oasis]

HK 2017 BOTW

[fiery coral]

now remove 'luck' 🥴

[split tide]

I remember when skeletron was the final boss

[mortal grove]

man im talking about a game not a show

[high hedge]

I feel with a kickstarter campaign you want to release as soon as you can

If you’re past the expected release anyway

[analog lily]

yeah, especially since there a tons of new hard mode enemies where with wings you just fly over them especially considering that most of them don't even drop anything!

[shell yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/my-job-here-is-done-bye-done-gif-14879937

[pale oasis]

well if ur past the expected release then yeah...expected

[copper knot]

say that to the omori devs lmao

[high hedge]

And everyone was upset with them

[silver oak]

@mortal grove

[analog lily]

too bad SS doesn't really have an expected release

[pale oasis]

also goddamn its already been a year

[copper knot]

ik i was making a joke

[silver oak]

video game

[mortal grove]

no the guy is white

[serene chasm]

But you didnt do anything!

[pale oasis]

HA. WII U

WII U OML HAHA

NEXT UR TELLING ME ITS ON PS VITA

[shell yacht]

WiiU was the og plan

[high hedge]

Hollow Knight was made for the Wii U

[shell yacht]

vita never

[pale oasis]

lol ik but its funny in retrospect

[serene chasm]

rip vita version

[analog lily]

well the WII U release was just turned into the switch release

[high hedge]

The tablet lets you see into people’s dreams😔

[pale oasis]

eh the only thing it had going was having ultimate marvel vs capcom 4 frame data

[shell yacht]

imagine that one guy expecting his WIIU copy still

[copper knot]

lmao

[high hedge]

Imagine waiting for Omori on the 3ds

[serene chasm]

any day now. I can feel it

[shell yacht]

tf is omori

[glass elk]

hollow knight was made for the super nintendo

[serene chasm]

some emo game

[high hedge]

Nothin what’s omori with you?

[pale oasis]

who would play omori on 3ds tho

its about stairs and pain

well i did

[wheat sail]

omori is scuffed undertale + paper mario

[proud dagger]

Hollow Knight for the Virtual Boy when?

[shell yacht]

time for your excecution

[high hedge]

😔

[glass elk]

we need a hollow knight port for the magnavox odyssey

[serene chasm]

hk for the 2600 when?

[fiery coral]

more than 500 years to go

[high hedge]

Still waiting on my Colecovision copy

[proud dagger]

I’d say that they should prioritize the version for Nikon cameras first

[silver oak]

silksong for the apple II

[high hedge]

They say eventually you’ll be able to play Hollow Knight on Wax Cylinders

[glass elk]

i need a hollow knight text adventure game playable on the MITS Altair

[serene chasm]

Hollow Knight for Abacus

[analog lily]

hk for the samsung smart fridge when?

[distant crypt]

Thats the first thing I see when I click here

[copper knot]

pros of being a pc gamer: it never gets out of date, just upgrade ur pc ez

[proud dagger]

Hollow Knight for drawing in dirt with a stick when?

[high hedge]

I’ll buy a new graphics card when the indie games need me to

[serene chasm]

looks at graphic card prices

[pale oasis]

well u got a good laugh

[glass elk]

hollow knight for tiger wrist watch

[distant crypt]

Indeed

[copper knot]

get a cheaper one lol

[analog lily]

hk for grass when

[glass elk]

how to get hollow knight players to touch grass

[serene chasm]

I would if they were available to buy

[high hedge]

I think Outer Worlds has been the biggest stresser of my pc so far

[proud dagger]

We need Hollow Knight for the primordial soup

[high hedge]

And I ran that at medium or low

[serene chasm]

seriously though, Im still pretty happy with the 1070\

[distant crypt]

I wonder is there a mod for terraria that adds radiance to it?

[copper knot]

1650 lol

[analog lily]

well there is empress of light if vanilla which is kinda simular?

[glass elk]

Shadow of the Hollow Knight 2: and Knuckles: Deluxe: Championship Edition: Remastered: Definitive edition featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series for the Super PS7 Pro U Series X 2600 when?

[distant crypt]

Theres a reason why Eol is my favorite boss there

[analog lily]

it wouldn't be too hard to just replace empress of light with radiance and alter the attacks a bit

they did never reach that goal though right?

[cerulean sable]

honestly i unironically think Omori wouldve been better if they implemented tile and positioning centered turnbased gameplay

just imagine the other guys as spritemoles

Aubrey would probably be a good Fatigue Neutral 2 hander with her baseball, if she has decent MDEF i guess

[fiery coral]

battle bromori

[cerulean sable]

god i fucking wish

[proud vale]

That artstyle reminds me of the Mind Goblin

[cerulean sable]

the game has good art im telling you

[pale oasis]

silk

[uncut citrus]

No.

[cerulean sable]

i honestly wish Silksong had face helmets like these but then i realized noone in HK has faces so uhhh closest well get is masks that looks like 😶

[supple lion]

i am fucking dying waiting for silksong

has any release date been confirmed? i've seen some floating around but not sure if true or not

[cerulean sable]

nope

youre gonna have to wait a bit longer in Londo bud

[pale oasis]

there's been rumors of a february silksong release date but not confirmed. it'll be clown month

[cerulean sable]

eyes are currently on Feb due to the anniversary

But as for solid 100% reasons, we dont really have that

[supple lion]

yeah feb is what i read. guess ill just have to hope and pray

[cerulean sable]

well see

[glossy gazelle]

It’s gonna be the third anniversary of the trailer

[supple lion]

the steam page is mocking me "coming soon" oh yeah? how soon bud?

[glossy gazelle]

So that’s something at least

[cerulean sable]

well its not just the trailer anniversary, the bigger component is its HK's anniversary

HK got released at Feb 14

and they did a celebratory blogpost about it at one point

[glossy gazelle]

I consistently forget about that

And I do not know why

[distant crypt]

Honestly if silksong doesn't launch this febuary I think we will at least get a release date

Gn everyone!

[fiery coral]

sleep well

[wooden sorrel]

Where Silk

[warm bone]

sleep bad 😈

[fierce seal]

Under there

[wooden sorrel]

Hmm

[supple lion]

silk will be in our dreams only for now

[worthy lichen]

almost missed my daily elderc

[supple lion]

too bad we cant dream nail to get it out

[wooden sorrel]

[supple lion]

i wonder, in silk song, will we get young elder bug? kinderbug?

[mint valve]

like a spiders web because we became empty husks who clings to any SS news

[wooden sorrel]

Kindled bug

[mint valve]

man I want SS. I would take the demo but there isn't one

[floral night]

Will Silksong have silk in it

[left basin]

Hello people

[serene chasm]

Hello fellow human

[mint valve]

hello can you get SS demo or no?

[floral night]

Nope

[left basin]

How's your day been

I woke up and i have stomach ach fun

[mint valve]

I want SS not your day

[serene chasm]

oof. sorry to hear about your human digestive system malfunction

[left basin]

Ok

[mint valve]

Sorry. I was being a bit cynical

[left basin]

Yeah its not working right gotta patch it up in next update

[left basin]

No worries

[mint valve]

Tell me. Has anyone made a silksong game yet. like a recreation or something

[left basin]

There was like a mod of lace fight fireborn played it but it was like 2 years ago

[serene chasm]

lots of people have done demo remakes and demakes

[pale oasis]

mate its 2077

team cherry released Hollow Knight Silksong: Restrung

[serene chasm]

We were talking about on earlier

[left basin]

Oh ok guess i have memory issue thanks for reminder

[serene chasm]

Sad that they just keep releasing it for every console. Who would have thought that SS would be the next skyrim

[pale oasis]

dude they keep releeasing it on windows 10? what is this? Just Dance 2021 on the Wii?

[left basin]

No its e football

Also is anniversary in 14th or 24th??

[serene chasm]

yes

HK anniversary is the 24th

[mint valve]

oh yea. I didn't trust it because it said " WARNING DOWNLOADING THIS WILL PUT COMPUTER AT RISK" You said something like thats default response but I don't want my computer at risk

[left basin]

Ok 34th got it

[left basin]

Mate your pc is always at risk

Of blowing up

[serene chasm]

seriously Windows is over zealous with those messages.
If it makes you feel better you can scan files by right clicking them and selecting scan with window defender

[mint valve]

okay send link

[serene chasm]

https://fg-0.itch.io/silksong-demake

[left basin]

Shilkshong

[restive garden]

Ss is out?

[left basin]

Nein

[left basin]

He just came out of the woods lol

Back he goes

Into the darkness

[mint valve]

what the? it keeps sending me to different websites. First was about making games and now its sun glasses

[left basin]

[mint valve]

this thing keeps sending me to different websites. What is going on?

[serene chasm]

click download and then save file

[mint valve]

its showing me best online tools

[agile kelp]

hello, may i ask whos downloading a virus on their comp

[left basin]

Hallo n o

[serene chasm]

no one n o

[agile kelp]

[left basin]

Hows your day

[agile kelp]

good, and you?

[serene chasm]

press Print Screen on your keyboard (next to the f12 key normally) and the press ctrl v in chat

[left basin]

Having a moment

[agile kelp]

nice

[left basin]

Of pain

[serene chasm]

nice

[left basin]

My tommy hurts lol

[agile kelp]

are you ok?

[left basin]

Always happens in the morning

[serene chasm]

dude, you downloaded it like 9 times lol. Bottom left. click that

[left basin]

[agile kelp]

I suggest drinking water or staying away from coffee, its like poison when havinga stomach ache

[serene chasm]

Also update chrome

[left basin]

I drank alot of water and i dont drink coffee

[agile kelp]

you may or may not have something weird in your food

[serene chasm]

hit more info and run anyways

[left basin]

I didnt eat food lol

[agile kelp]

have you tried eating

[left basin]

n o

[agile kelp]

wait did you actually download a virus or something

[agile kelp]

e a t

[left basin]

O k

[agile kelp]

i suggest eating grubs

[left basin]

Oh yeah

I will kill them first

[serene chasm]

[left basin]

Fucking green shits

[mint valve]

what do I do now

[agile kelp]

i suggest marinating the meat for an hour before gently spreading spices over it

[left basin]

Yep and iam gonna put some rancid egg with it

[serene chasm]

Ok. first off what the fuck is wave browser

[mint valve]

thats what it took me to

[left basin]

Its a Browser that waves

[agile kelp]

wait boiled, fried or raw

[serene chasm]

ok. first lets delete that

[left basin]

Fried

[mint valve]

OH NO. I CAN'T...

oh no I can

[agile kelp]

i suggest adding some crushed vengefly wings and consuming with funky orange juice

[mint valve]

what now?

[left basin]

Thats sound about right

[agile kelp]

if you cant get funky orange juice or if its too sweet you can always drink the tears of hk players and ss waiters

[serene chasm]

Now lets make chrome your default browser.
hit start and type default, the default apps should pop up, and then under web browser make sure its chrome

[left basin]

Oof i need to get the stag to get there

[coarse leaf]

what the fuck are you guys doing

[agile kelp]

yeah you may or may not need geo

[left basin]

Preparing meal

[agile kelp]

discussing what to have with marinated grub

[mint valve]

okay where do I click?

[serene chasm]

clcik for?

[coarse leaf]

why do you have edge and chrome at once

[mint valve]

what now I mean

[left basin]

[serene chasm]

If you made it your default browser, clicking the link should open it in chrome

[left basin]

Delicious thanks n o

[agile kelp]

n o proble m o

[serene chasm]

why is it opening it in the wave thing

[coarse leaf]

open what link and why not wave and why cant they just extract the zip and run the exe

[mint valve]

IDK is it my default browser? can you tell?

[coarse leaf]

if links open in it then it's default

[serene chasm]

First lets full on remove wave. Click start and type Add. You should see "Add and Remove Programs" Click that, and search Wave Browser. Then click on it and select Uninstall

[mint valve]

where is the start button?

[coarse leaf]

the thing on the very bottom left

also why do you have 3 different browsers installed

[high hedge]

Sometimes google doesn’t need to know what they’re looking up

[gilded adder]

So I am watching a VaatiVidya video on Elden Ring and this is such a cool attack animation wtf. Some of the charged attacks especially are out of this world. The more I see from this game the more I'm excited for it. https://youtu.be/KD8I0ZvuR9o?t=85

[mint valve]

I did it

[cerulean sable]

defo buying ER then

[high hedge]

Wait what’s that third browser

[coarse leaf]

oh, then on edge microsoft does instead, and on wave probably the wave people

[cerulean sable]

gotta finish 3 Houses before tho

[high hedge]

Ahh

[gilded adder]

spinny spin blade go brrrrr

[mint valve]

@serene chasm I did it

[coarse leaf]

wave seems fishy because apparently some people got it installed alongside other programs without consent

[cerulean sable]

ass fucking bitchass

[gilded adder]

Also, apparently most, if not all, attacks can be charged now? Especially magic and charged magic attacks use the same amount of FP as normal ones it seems.

[cerulean sable]

they did overhaul the combat a bit afaik

[serene chasm]

Alright, Now hit start again and type Default, You should see a thing called "default apps" pop up.

[mint valve]

https://discordapp.com/channels/283467363729408000/586931790208434203/932490446599520306

[fiery coral]

beyblade beyblade let it rip

[gilded adder]

I have only played like half of DS1 and a good chunk of Sekiro so my From combat knowledge is limited.

[fiery coral]

Sekiro's combat is excellent

DS1 is slow and, depending on who you ask, methodical or clunky

[mint valve]

where?

[coarse leaf]

or use chrome normally and wait for haha funny google to remind you of making it default every 2 seconds

[gilded adder]

Yea, I know that much. Games like DS3 and Bloodborne are like much faster paced.

[serene chasm]

where to type? Just start typing, it will start to auto search

[serene chasm]

I guess that also works, but discord opens link in a shitty browser

[coarse leaf]

dusty i'm not sure if you should start fully using the pc without understanding the layout

[gilded adder]

I want to make Elden Ring my first From game I actually complete from start to finish and the open world, crafting, traversal and combat makes me pretty darn sure I'll stick with it all the way.

Only roughly a month away...

[mint valve]

okay it says " wave browser not found

[serene chasm]

sweet. Looks like its gone

[mint valve]

oh no

[coarse leaf]

what

[mint valve]

I look it up and its still there. How do I delete it

[serene chasm]

I told you how

[high hedge]

Elden Ring?

[coarse leaf]

control panel

[cerulean sable]

yes

crossing my fingers my 1050ti will save me, one last time

[high hedge]

You can kind of get a guess if it’s going to be on ps4

[coarse leaf]

same

[serene chasm]

wait, does ER not have recommended specs yet?

[high hedge]

If it’s a new generation + pc thing it’ll probably be strong

[coarse leaf]

no

[gilded adder]

I hope my computer can run it. I remember it running DS3 fairly well when I tried it out a while back.

[mint valve]

okay its uninstalling it says

[fiery coral]

I know absolutely nothing about PC specs

is a 1650 Ti good

[high hedge]

Sounds good

[mint valve]

I deleted it

[high hedge]

I use an amd

[coarse leaf]

1650ti should be just fine for most games

[fiery coral]

impossible

[serene chasm]

sweet.

[coarse leaf]

apparently from what i heard my 1050ti might run GoW

i cant buy the game yet

[fiery coral]

like genuinely I've played on consoles all my life and only got this laptop recently because college

[serene chasm]

There we go, now you should be getting any weird popups

[fiery coral]

I have no idea how 'good' it is and whether it can handle Elden Ring well enough

[high hedge]

There’s a website for that

It’s like “can my pc run it” lemme look

[serene chasm]

Im seriously suprised that they havent released the recspecs for ER.

[coarse leaf]

don't worry,,, if it doesn't we'll successfully reduce your render distance to 1 metre!!

it should run then

[fiery coral]

ah yes

[sinful flare]

silksong will be using much higher specs than security breach does /j

[high hedge]

Systemrequirementslab.com

[serene chasm]

And not see the entire world in crisp 4k. I would rather die

[coarse leaf]

it is goggle.com

[mint valve]

now what button do I press

[coarse leaf]

honestly i feel like i'd die if i game at 4k screens because of my habit of sitting at least 1m close

[serene chasm]

Now click extract all at the top.

[high hedge]

That’s how you enter the matrix

[high hedge]

Didja find it?

I sent the actual website this time

[ocean mulch]

A matrix isn't as interesting as you think it is

[high hedge]

Don’t you bring up boring math arrays

[ocean mulch]

It's a cool sounding word though

[mint valve]

I am and it won't let me

[high hedge]

I want green gamer gunk

[serene chasm]

what does it say?

[coarse leaf]

use winrar

or 7zip if based

[mint valve]

nothing. just nothing.

when I hover my mouse over it it stays the same

[high hedge]

Ah also keep in mind the “Will it run” website can underestimate your pc at times

Like maybe it says you can’t but you actually can run it at low

[serene chasm]

Theyre in with big graphics to make you spend money on a new card

[mint valve]

oh I did it and norton says " Silksong.exe is not safe and has been removed

[high hedge]

For sure, they always recommend really expensive gamer pcs

[serene chasm]

god damn norton

[high hedge]

Rather than just what you would need for an optimal experience

[gilded adder]

jumping has i frames in elden ring

[high hedge]

Does jumping have i frames in real life

[serene chasm]

Personally you should delete taht as well, Windows Defender is more than good enough

[serene chasm]

Lets test that

[mint valve]

whats a taht

[high hedge]

Just don’t ever download more ram

[serene chasm]

that

[fiery coral]

according to the site I fit/exceed the 'Recommended' specs for Elden Ring, so yay

[high hedge]

Awesome sauce

[fiery coral]

huh

[mint valve]

This is a different language to me

[dusty lodge]

||Ayo ss coming in Feb||