general

[astral fern]

https://tenor.com/view/segundo-sol-novela-remy-vladimir-brichta-chocado-gif-12304506

#site-status message

[fossil path]

daily downtime

[ocean fable]

Time really flies between my visits here; in increasingly large gaps

[dusky vine]

haha

[sullen bridge]

ok it took almost an hour

but im done

[ocean fable]

Are people still counting on his island?

[proven garden]

last number was posted on March 11th

2023

[hollow tundra]

No :(

[ocean fable]

That's as high as it got?

I thought for sure it'd have broken 10k by now lol

[proven garden]

nop

[boreal belfry]

#site-status message @toxic solstice this time it wasnt my fault

(im ngl it probably was my fault)

[hollow tundra]

I make it a family friendly guarantee I'll get it to 10k by the end of the decade

[proven garden]

it's been a while since i last spoken to oliy tbh

[boreal belfry]

i want to family friendly guarantee my fiancée

[proven garden]

or heard from him

[boreal belfry]

how do u even pronounce "oliy"

[hollow tundra]

Trust my love is the worst thing to get a family friendly guarantee on

[boreal belfry]

olly, oily?

[toxic solstice]

its a classic mongo moment

[hollow tundra]

Like Bob

[toxic solstice]

[proven garden]

more like olly

[boreal belfry]

MF U USE MONGODB

WTF IS WRONG W U

MF VELD

[toxic solstice]

wasn't my choice lol

[boreal belfry]

MFW MONGO.

[proven garden]

ask the previous devs lmao

[boreal belfry]

disappointed

change that shit

😭

[toxic solstice]

im ngl so tired of mongo

[boreal belfry]

use something sane

like

.txt files

[ocean fable]

Ever use couchbase or realm?

[boreal belfry]

even they are better than fuckin mongodb piece of shit

[toxic solstice]

nope

I'm a 100% postgres girlie

[ocean fable]

I've heard good things. Lots of people where I work use couchbase for non-relational storage

[boreal belfry]

im gonna make a database that uses .txt files

veld

does top.gg user scan

[ocean fable]

You know it's good if they have a "Days since last couchbase incident: 0 days" on the wall by the dev team

[boreal belfry]

bc im getting FUCKING 403'D MF.

well thats

[toxic solstice]

lmao

[boreal belfry]

thats not right

[thorn totem]

1

[dusky vine]

oliy island doesn't sound good now

reminds me of a certain island

[pine trout]

I walked across an empty land

I knew the pathway like the back of my hand

[pine trout]

Psql is waiting for u

[toxic solstice]

yea

one migration at a time

[pine trout]

Nice

Pls let me be the one to drop the mongodb tables

Give me a big red button

[toxic solstice]

nice try

you wanna take the pleasure from my hard work

[pine trout]

Lol

[fading thistle]

topgg uses mongodb?

mongo isnt the greatest and most performant database but its good enough to handle a decent load, even bigger sites than topgg

might be a optimization issue rather it all depends how you use mongo and how you store the data

a poor schema or querying can only be optimized so much

[pine trout]

Y bother optimizing mongo

Just go with the good old psql

[fading thistle]

that will probably work but only because its a database that actually enforces a strict schema

so it will inadvertently optimize basically everything

unless you decide to store all your data in a column called json_data with the type TEXT you should be good

[toxic solstice]

most of top.gg runs on postgres @fading thistle

only thing that doesn't is the actual bots :p

and that's always the issue

[hearty quarry]

lmao

[toxic solstice]

for the record

we run one postgres db

and 2 mongo shards with 3 mongo db replicas each

[hearty quarry]

at this point i dont get why people still recommend mongo

i tried giving it a go once, uninstalled a few minutes later

[toxic solstice]

mongo is great for certain usecases

like write-heavy operations imo

audit logs

buuuut

read heavy is :(

which top.gg is

for the record

[hearty quarry]

in a sense, i have gone full circle, went through all the distributed computing horizontal scaling bs and realised vertical is so much better

:^)

[toxic solstice]

we handle like

[hollow tundra]

Hah record

[toxic solstice]

more searches than bot fetches

and search was down becasue it couldn't load entity review data from our microservice

...... which relies on mongo

the reviews arent in mongo

but mongo's health check died

so we couldn't like access it

which is mega cringe

most mongo stuff is cached

search isnt cached

[hearty quarry]

omegalul

[toxic solstice]

its unironically so dumb

[surreal pendant]

we love topgg stack

[toxic solstice]

the toppest stack

its getting better tho

[hearty quarry]

i unironically wanna test how far we can get fully vertically

with only sqlite and lmdb

im probably never getting there tho, none of my projects are that popular xd

[toxic solstice]

new top.gg vs old top.gg response times btw

[hearty quarry]

nice

[boreal belfry]

I READ THAT SO WRONG OH

MY

GOD

[surreal pendant]

[boreal belfry]

JESUS CHRIST 😭

[toxic solstice]

prison

[boreal belfry]

yikes bro

[boreal belfry]

are you 18+

[toxic solstice]

jail

[boreal belfry]

NUHUH

NUH

[toxic solstice]

mental asylum

[boreal belfry]

Veld

[hollow tundra]

The slammer

[toxic solstice]

fish

take 'em downtown

[hollow tundra]

Yessir

[surreal pendant]

you can't say veld's age cuz of tos

[toxic solstice]

im too old for discord

[boreal belfry]

does top.gg/bot/:id links break certain requests

[boreal belfry]

how why where when

[surreal pendant]

that's too many questions

[toxic solstice]

im 27

[boreal belfry]

damn

[toxic solstice]

[boreal belfry]

u fuckin old bro

ur a decade above me

wtf

[hollow tundra]

-m 801384603704623115 you've been sentenced to life served in the top.gg brig

[lilac geyser]

notk_ira#0 was successfully muted

[surreal pendant]

lmao

[toxic solstice]

lmao

[surreal pendant]

LMAO

[hearty quarry]

thats fucking young

[surreal pendant]

im 32

[toxic solstice]

im sorry you feel that way

[boreal belfry]

=(

[hearty quarry]

im 33 >.>

[surreal pendant]

high five old ass b word 🙏

[pine trout]

[hearty quarry]

high 5

[toxic solstice]

i wish i could join

i'll join when i get to pick out my coffin (30s)

[surreal pendant]

are you not just picking dirt?

[pine trout]

I dont want a grave

[surreal pendant]

bougie

[pine trout]

Just burn me fr fr

[surreal pendant]

soooo true!

[hearty quarry]

i wanna be buried in my code when i die

code my own coffin

[surreal pendant]

i wanna be in a lil pouch maybe distribute me a lil

[hollow tundra]

I want weapon manufacturers to just blow my body up with a hellfire missile when I die

That'd be rad

[toxic solstice]

compact my ashes and turn me into a diamond

[pine trout]

Damn

[surreal pendant]

shine bright like a. vled

[toxic solstice]

veldium rock

[hollow tundra]

vled

[surreal pendant]

what if you asked to become a diamond and someone got you taxidermied instead

[pine trout]

You could hold all your bloodline in a chest of diamonds

[hearty quarry]

wasnt there a story like that? dude wanted his entire body except his skull compacted into diamonds then have them fit into his skull's eye sockets

and be placed in the living room

to watch his family forever

[toxic solstice]

holy fuck that's metal

[surreal pendant]

goddamn

[toxic solstice]

down with the sickness type beat

[surreal pendant]

watch out for the stuffed veld in the living room

[hearty quarry]

lmao

[hollow tundra]

The family heirloom veld

[pine trout]

Guys ik what happens after death but i wont spoil it

[sullen bridge]

wtf!!

[hollow tundra]

Instead of the debug duck I just have debug veld in the corner

Hello zobs

[sullen bridge]

hello

[surreal pendant]

the bug veld? 🐛

[sullen bridge]

SIR DO YOUR JOB AS MOD AND HELP ME (BR CHAT)

[hearty quarry]

you enter debug mode

[pine trout]

Wrong moment to visit chat

[hollow tundra]

Yes

[sullen bridge]

i made an oopsie

[crimson forge]

Best thing Discord has added in a long time bruh https://cdn.tokyo.jp/tkbVV

[hollow tundra]

Tbh on top.gg every time is the wrong time to visit chat

[toxic solstice]

@surreal pendant

[crimson forge]

Ability to use your bot on any server

[toxic solstice]

can u fix bugs for me pls

[hollow tundra]

What have you done

[toxic solstice]

im kinda tired of this migration

[surreal pendant]

i mean i guess

which part

[toxic solstice]

uh

[pine trout]

All of it

[sullen bridge]

i clicked approve instead of decline

[pine trout]

Closee

[hollow tundra]

L

[sullen bridge]

shitting and crying rn

[hollow tundra]

Shit happens

Hahahaha I'm so funny

[pine trout]

Yep that's a demote + ban

[hearty quarry]

what sort of abomination did you aprove?

[sullen bridge]

a bot with spam desc

[pine trout]

Obama bot

[hearty quarry]

lmao

[sullen bridge]

hilarios

[hearty quarry]

imagine the owner receiving the messages

"your bot was approved"
"we did an oopsie, your bot was not approved"

"haha you wish"

[pine trout]

https://tenor.com/view/worst-security-security-check-gif-14764954

[hearty quarry]

zobs rn

[sullen bridge]

NOOO

[pine trout]

Hehehe its so fun to make fun of br

[sullen bridge]

i do my job rpoprlery

what

rpoerly

proeprly

[hearty quarry]

rpoprlery

[sullen bridge]

propeerly

close enogh

OK

[hearty quarry]

xD

[sullen bridge]

i hate it when

a bot has "multifunctional" in its desc

and the rest of it is just bs

[hearty quarry]

multifunctional spam

[sullen bridge]

but i cant decline it bc it says multifunctional in it

[pine trout]

Question, do they give you access to the prod db as reviewers?

[hearty quarry]

multufunctional means it has multiple ways of disapointing you

[sullen bridge]

ong

[hollow tundra]

Can't even write prplely

[sullen bridge]

EXCUSE ME

liek u can

[hearty quarry]

propelerely

[hollow tundra]

Yeah Would be kinda weird if our actions only affect a hidden little database

[pine trout]

Its 2 30 am cant sleep

[hollow tundra]

English is not my first language. You are being the racismism rn

[sullen bridge]

english isnt my first language either

it is my 3rd

[pine trout]

So if i do become a br can i get ssh access to the main server

[sullen bridge]

YOU are racismisn

[hollow tundra]

False it's 02:25

[sullen bridge]

false it's 01:25

[hollow tundra]

We are both racismisn

[pine trout]

Close approx

[sullen bridge]

🤝

[hollow tundra]

British detected opinion rejected

[pine trout]

Real

[hearty quarry]

go to sleep europeans

its 22:25

[hollow tundra]

NUH UH

[sullen bridge]

nuh uh

are we even european

[pine trout]

Im not

[sullen bridge]

brexit

[pine trout]

Fish might be

[hollow tundra]

I have to drink tomorrow I am literally extending my sobriety by not going to bed

[hearty quarry]

you're still physically part of the continent called europe

[hollow tundra]

I've been caught

[hearty quarry]

cant run away from that

:^)

[sullen bridge]

true

[pine trout]

Yes but

[toxic solstice]

@sullen bridge

can u stop declining by amazing bots

[pine trout]

Fired

[toxic solstice]

😠

what do i even do wrong

[sullen bridge]

yo will have to pay me to approvee ur bot

[toxic solstice]

its such a good submission

zz

[sullen bridge]

wait you submitted abot

SIR

WHERE IS HIS 3RD WARNING

[hollow tundra]

Zobs if you continue to decline vleds bots I will have to send you to the top.gg brig

[sullen bridge]

who forgot .

it wasnt even me

it was frosty

😭

[pine trout]

Its ur fault still

[hollow tundra]

True

[pine trout]

#rules-and-info

[pine trout]

How is house project going

[sullen bridge]

ay wtf

https://i.imgur.com/SzImiDC.png

we should make that in luca

[pine trout]

Raison

[sullen bridge]

le francais si'l vous plait

[hollow tundra]

Bonjour jay ma Apple jh

[sullen bridge]

that says hello jay my apple jh

[hearty quarry]

currently paused, our helper was caught stealing, then my coworker had a bike accident

[pine trout]

Yikes

[fading thistle]

brazil am i right

[hearty quarry]

so we've been doing nothing for like a week now

[hearty quarry]

ye

i could continue on my own, but meh

lmao

its so annoying to mix cement manually

[toxic solstice]

[pine trout]

Its better not to cause herniated disc to yourself

[hearty quarry]

lel

im back to my usual routine of complaining that i have so much shit to do then proceed to work 10 minutes a day

[sullen bridge]

me

i only have 3 things on my to do list but they are long

[pine trout]

Thats true but it can be fixed

[sullen bridge]

so i will wait till there's more things on my to do list and then panic about all of them

[pine trout]

It just needs a bit of discipline honestly

I found my self distracted alot by random discord calls. So i get rid of my headphones and i put some music on speakers. That's where i get to actualy focus

[hearty quarry]

good idea, i havent listened to music in months

[pine trout]

What

How

I cant go an hour without some music

[hearty quarry]

thats just how i am lol, i am so used to silence and environment sounds

i cant listen to music for too long, it annoys me

[pine trout]

Damn

Depends on what type tho

[hearty quarry]

days go by and i dont even remember about music at all

[sullen bridge]

thats crazy

music is a part of me

[pine trout]

Crazy fr fr

[fossil path]

u

[hearty quarry]

yeah for me its really weird how people go around unable to not have music in their ears

[fossil path]

my week of happiness ends

[sullen bridge]

tbh i dont listen to music that much these days

[hollow tundra]

If I couldn't listen to music at work I'd probably die

[fossil path]

cryin

[sullen bridge]

im more on netflix than anywhere else

[hollow tundra]

Ain't I way I'm doing manual labour without music or a podcast

[fossil path]

i can't

[pine trout]

I dont remember when i last watched a movie

[sullen bridge]

i just leave big bang theory in the background and go about my day

[fossil path]

so i listen to music at my school

[sullen bridge]

like rn actually lmao

[hollow tundra]

What do you work as?

[pine trout]

Podcast? How do u guys not get annoyed by the yapping

[hearty quarry]

lmao that show used to be so good, but it went downhill really fast

[sullen bridge]

OYOU WHAT

it did not

[hollow tundra]

Because I'm literally listening to it while sorting rocks

[sullen bridge]

explain yourself rn

https://i.imgur.com/uC4HVNz.png

[hollow tundra]

And it's 3 dudes from my part of Sweden so it's a vibe

[sullen bridge]

rip the blackout thing

[hearty quarry]

for me it went downhill when they all got gfs and married and shit

[sullen bridge]

it spread to firefox

why

tho

[gaunt atlas]

Cause it's interesting yapping

[pine trout]

I mean i'd watch a documentary but podcasts are not it

[hollow tundra]

DRM (digital rights management) which has stopped absolutely no one from recording a movie

[sullen bridge]

o

[gaunt atlas]

Okay, sounds like you haven't found a good one

[pine trout]

Alr suprise me

[gaunt atlas]

Or you don't like podcast

[hearty quarry]

if its on the internet, its my right to have it. i own the internet

[hollow tundra]

tappad som barn (dropped as a barn) represent

[hollow tundra]

BASED

[pine trout]

Waiting for them to say ||joe Rogan ||

[toxic solstice]

hi gamers

[hollow tundra]

Hello veld

[toxic solstice]

do u want to test the new top.gg?

[sullen bridge]

yes

[hearty quarry]

no

[pine trout]

Yes

[toxic solstice]

We need some testers

[sullen bridge]

bugs fixeD?

[gaunt atlas]

I'm a anime fan. Won't recommend that shit

[toxic solstice]

yes

[sullen bridge]

POG

[toxic solstice]

most of them

[sullen bridge]

is it the same site

[hearty quarry]

lmao

[toxic solstice]

yes

anyways

[sullen bridge]

i go find more bugs

[toxic solstice]

I wanna get some ppl in the new site

get some feedback

and feel out regular user's impressions

[gaunt atlas]

Like, the ones I listen to is the official, the red thread or trash taste. (Only one of them is anime though)

[toxic solstice]

so just react to this message with 🆗 so i can add u to the channel

[gaunt atlas]

Is it a new frontend?

[toxic solstice]

same frontend, but faster

more maintainable code

[hearty quarry]

with incredible 50 speed

[gaunt atlas]

I'll try help out, gets me experience in feedback in frontend

Don't do that to much

[pine trout]

Im on phone sadly

[hearty quarry]

funny how nobody reacted yet lmaoi

oh one person did

[pine trout]

I would if i was on my pc

[sullen bridge]

crazy

[gaunt atlas]

Doing it for the experience 👍

[hollow tundra]

Doing it for the channel

[hearty quarry]

go for it

[pine trout]

Can u test my site https://google.com thoughts on the domain name as well

[hearty quarry]

i wont join because 1. im going to sleep and 2. the ad said "regular users", i havent acessed top.gg in years lul

[hollow tundra]

Ok top.gg go to bed now

[pine trout]

I test top.gg once in awhile

[gaunt atlas]

Naaahhhhhh

[hollow tundra]

I wonder if the CMs would be mad if I enforce a curfew wherein I mute anyone chatting while I'm sleeping

[gaunt atlas]

I gotta try to stay up until 06:00

[hollow tundra]

Why

[toxic solstice]

i would be mad

[pine trout]

Go for it man

[surreal summit]

top.gg is a malicious site

[hollow tundra]

OOOO I forgot to drink the red bull I had before gym so now I have a morning red bull

Jolly good

[hearty quarry]

why backslashes lmao

[gaunt atlas]

I am doing a MSFS flight from Heathrow to JFK on Monday which is a 20:00 to 04:00 flight so need to have the energy for it

[surreal summit]

i was gonna [google](topgg)

prank failed sadly

[hollow tundra]

Slightly "haha that's so funny" mad or "I will put a curse on your family" mad?

[toxic solstice]

[gaunt atlas]

Energy drinks is not a option cause I can get Heart palpitations from meds...

[surreal summit]

get a sukhoi

it be faster

[gaunt atlas]

Okay russian

I'll rather take my Gripen

[pine trout]

I quit all sodas and energy drinks almost a year ago

[hollow tundra]

I can be ur ATC

[surreal summit]

glory to the gripen

😔🙏

[pine trout]

Feeling much better this way

[hollow tundra]

your flight clearance has been denied. You're welcome

[gaunt atlas]

Oh no

[hollow tundra]

SO BASED RN

[gaunt atlas]

I'll do it without clearance 👍

[surreal summit]

you have to go around 783 times in a row (i dont want to you land)

[toxic solstice]

we're a long way of being MEGA SPEED but improvements for sure (prod vs new)

[hollow tundra]

Possible pilot deviation. Advice when ready to copy a number

[gaunt atlas]

SAS5433 Ready to copy numbers

[hollow tundra]

Call 112

[surreal summit]

this looks like that one atc conversation

[pine trout]

Nice

[surreal summit]

where the pilot just got mad at the atc

[gaunt atlas]

That's on speed with discord so that's p good

(discord that's not 100+ servers)

[hollow tundra]

SAS5433 arlanda tower

[proven garden]

The one time I played a flight simulator, I had no idea what I was doing and crashed the plane immediately

[gaunt atlas]

What's up Arlanda Tower, Scandinavian 5433

[gaunt atlas]

Took 30 minutes for me to memorise a plane with previous experience so yea it's a time consuming task

[hollow tundra]

SAS5433 switch to departure on 69.9 and fly FL 420 heading 020 until you see the big man himself. He'll take it from there

[surreal summit]

@gaunt atlas land at lukla

[hollow tundra]

If you ask me for vectors I'll shoot you down

[sullen bridge]

[gaunt atlas]

Switching to comms 169.9, flying with flight level 420 with heading 020 until I see the big man himself, Scandinavian 5433 bye bye

[proven garden]

[gaunt atlas]

I still need to memorise all the Comms stuff

Luckily I only fly as captain so I only need to know what they are saying and not respond or ask

[hollow tundra]

Ur using vatsim or something?

[gaunt atlas]

Mhm

[hollow tundra]

One of these days imma larp as ATC on there but it seems like so much effort

[gaunt atlas]

It indeed is

I wouldn't dare touch MSFS if I didn't have 50 hours in DCS before hand

So ATC seems like a huge task

[hollow tundra]

Dw I have 1000+ hours in arma

Probably at least 200 or so flying

[gaunt atlas]

Holy

I mean, if I were you you should start with pilot flights

Could teach you the A320 if you're interested

[hollow tundra]

My computer could probably not handle MS flight sim

[gaunt atlas]

Oh yea

[hollow tundra]

Flew the 777 on flightgear a few years back but ehhhh

Never managed to get that whole glideslope thing working

[gaunt atlas]

I am learning 787 right now

[gaunt atlas]

Approach?

[hollow tundra]

Ye

Easier to fly in arma anyhow

[gaunt atlas]

Yea that's boeing being garbage

I love my Airbuses

[hollow tundra]

No need to talk to any ATC I just wait for the silly JTAC to tell me what to bomb

[gaunt atlas]

Time to do DCS

[hollow tundra]

Some day

[gaunt atlas]

Wait

[hollow tundra]

Waiting

[gaunt atlas]

https://www.youtube.com/live/kYwaB3xm95k

Me flying DCS

That joystick is replaced

So now I have a professional one and also a real throttle

I also have trackir

[hollow tundra]

WHAT A FLEX

I'm saving up to trackir

[gaunt atlas]

For ARMA?

[hollow tundra]

Duh

Doing close air support / landing helicopters is hard when you gotta free look while doing it

[gaunt atlas]

Ic

[lethal yew]

Hello, I have a problem, who can help me configure the permissions of my bot because they are not saved in the invitation?

[devout sun]

Hi 👋🏻 all. I’m new here 🙂

[sullen bridge]

Go to #development channel mate

[sullen bridge]

Welcome

[lethal yew]

They tell me that this server is not for asking

[dusky crane]

Hello

[sullen bridge]

Click here -> #development

They can help you with coding mate

[idle sparrow]

Some one donate me My user name is ProjectSupremneme

Pls

[toxic solstice]

hello final role call for new top.gg testing

just lmk if u want in

[dusky vine]

what testing?

[hardy sun]

fr?

[sullen bridge]

New site

[dusky vine]

new design or no?

[sullen bridge]

Nah just fixing bugs n stuff

[dusky vine]

gotcha

[sullen bridge]

No frontend changes

New site is speed ngl

Ok gn

[toxic solstice]

new website performance

[dusky vine]

i sleep

[silk plank]

wdym

Let me see new site

[opal oriole]

DOn'T let him test the new site

he will ruin it

[dusky vine]

defo

[silk plank]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-saitama-nobody-asked-gif-26218651

[blazing mesa]

why tf does Servers in widgets return as undefined

[toxic solstice]

are you sending servers to top.gg?

[blazing mesa]

wdym

[toxic solstice]

https://docs.top.gg/docs/API/bot/#post-stats

@blazing mesa

[quartz moss]

the sudden urge to rewrite my site

maybe that'll be a summer project

[delicate bison]

Hello

[maiden hearth]

does it take a few h to update or should it update within a short time because I tried updating my bots server count but its been a while now and nothing changed

[toxic solstice]

Yeah takes a bit to reload the cache

[hardy sun]

@sullen bridge may i just say x-bot https://top.gg/bot/789184283402436618 does the samething they ask for password and email if the command need the account.

and for my bot (guh) you do not got to link a account it will just ask you to link one if the command need a account.
so like commands /xlink_profile, /xremote, xstorage,

and you got more bots on topgg that ask for email and passwords like Fairplay v4: https://top.gg/bot/1028476352401248406

i just do not get how my bot get declined when you have bots on topgg that does the samething

[pine trout]

How is that going

[sullen bridge]

Please submit the bot again to the site

[pine trout]

Nuh Uh

[hardy sun]

done.

[pine trout]

That was fast

Mr spam

[hardy sun]

i may or maynot got everything save in a txt..

[pine trout]

Thats what a spammer would say

[hardy sun]

how did you know 😨

i bet you are a spammer!

[pine trout]

Ik everything

Ofc

[hardy sun]

i knew it!. how does it feel being a spammer!

[sullen bridge]

Banned

[pine trout]

Idk but i just had my first coffe in a year

It feela good

[hardy sun]

huh?

[west ledge]

good afternoon

[pine trout]

Morning bbg

[hardy sun]

you said i was your bbg :c

[hardy sun]

wdym?

[pine trout]

Oh sorry, your my bbg only on mondays

[hardy sun]

😦

well i think every day is monday

[pine trout]

You are delusional

[hardy sun]

nuh uh!

[surreal pendant]

why the monogamy

smh

[west ledge]

?

[surreal pendant]

hi null

it's 4 am

[hardy sun]

idk man i think undefined is better then null

[surreal pendant]

its okay

i ==

[west ledge]

hi cassie

it's 4 pm

[hardy sun]

Are you talking too me?

[pine trout]

Guys i am going to fucking cey

Cry

Excluding planetary engineering, by the time the two galaxies collide, the surface of the Earth will have already become far too hot for liquid water to exist, ending all terrestrial life; that is currently estimated to occur in about 0.5 to 1.5 billion years due to gradually increasing luminosity of the Sun

Anyway it doesn't matter since my crypto is doing good

[hearty quarry]

dayum

[pine trout]

If left my original ammount i got paid with in solana i'd have around 40k rn

[hearty quarry]

rip

i have 0.52 sol

lmao

[proven garden]

I have 0

[fossil path]

same

good morning

my parents planted a plant, and overnight it grew a lot

[surreal briar]

#credits

#credits

[hollow tundra]

-credits

[lilac geyser]

@surreal briar

:topgg: Auction Credits

Credits have been removed.
For more information, refer to #announcements message

[sharp glade]

yo

im french

[dusky vine]

sorry to hear that!

[sharp glade]

[surreal briar]

#daily

[fading thistle]

#balance

[ripe hornet]

i wanna be a topgg dev so bad 😭

i would change topgg's future forever

[fading thistle]

from what ive heard no you dont

[ripe hornet]

its the first time u see me. so u dont know

and how do i get topgg developers to fix a bug i found

[fading thistle]

you bug @toxic solstice until its fixed

(you probably report it somehow)

[ripe hornet]

nah i dont wanna bug him its ok

[ripe hornet]

yea idk how

[fading thistle]

hes already been bugged

🐛

[ripe hornet]

that sucks

ok well i will try to contact him

thx

[fading thistle]

though i think hes too busy porting some part of the app to postgresql

actually its the weekend hes not gonna be doing anything lol

[ripe hornet]

okk

[west ledge]

Veld has already done that, sorry

[hollow tundra]

Velds been here for like only a month or something and basically fixed the uptime issues in his first few days

Bro must've taken a deal with the devil or something it's magical

[prime harness]

yeah

[west ledge]

nah thats just what happens when u make someone not from medal maintain the site

[hollow tundra]

Tbf pim had his arms full with medal

[ripe junco]

[west ledge]

hai hai xiuh

:D

[ripe junco]

good time of day null

[west ledge]

how are you?

[ripe junco]

eepy

[west ledge]

same

it's 9pm here

[ripe junco]

i just woke up lol

[west ledge]

lmao

how's ur job?

[ripe junco]

its good, i like it a lot. it has a lot more benefits than top.gg did, like a free gym, and i get paid for professional development

i miss top.gg tho 😭 it was more of a passion project for me than a job

[west ledge]

yooooo poggies!

you code?

[ripe junco]

no i dont

im a manager

working on my coding outside of work tho, when im not too tired

[west ledge]

ooooo nice nice

xander growing up fast?

[ripe junco]

too fast 😭

[west ledge]

how is he doing

[ripe junco]

hes doing better now, he had an ear infection but its gone now

[west ledge]

great to hear!!

[ripe junco]

[west ledge]

i'm about to graduate high school!

very anxious about uni though

[silver stirrup]

uni is sm better than hs

[west ledge]

getting into uni is so hard

[hollow tundra]

Top.gg misses you too

[ripe junco]

[hollow tundra]

Glad you enjoy the new job!!

[ripe hornet]

Nope

[ripe hornet]

That's nice

I have so many feature ideas for topgg that I wish were implemented

[ripe hornet]

Me too

[ripe hornet]

Just don't think bout it u got it

[west ledge]

thanks

[ripe hornet]

Np

[west ledge]

@sullen dove got u a friend :)

[sullen dove]

kekw

@heavy olive no ads please

[heavy olive]

why

@west ledge

[fossil path]

@faint mountain

topgg hq

[ripe hornet]

They're not good

[ripe hornet]

Nice

[rough fiber]

Nice

[marsh wharf]

my rates are 10 billion dollars an hour can you accommodate that

[fossil path]

@lapis rain I believe it's an ad

[pine trout]

[fossil path]

stfu

[pine trout]

[lapis rain]

@native charm no ads, thank you!

[ripe hornet]

wut

u scamming people?

[pine trout]

no no the message got deleted

[ripe hornet]

oh ok

[pine trout]

actually let me delete that, that can get me in trouble with discord

guys i get 80% money

[ripe hornet]

yea

[pine trout]

guyyyssss i am hireddd

[west ledge]

the guy has "official" and a checkmark in his name so he must be verified

[pine trout]

i believe so

[opal oriole]

congrats

[opal oriole]

and do you think that message worth the ping????

[hollow tundra]

Worth it

[opal oriole]

ok

[silk plank]

lmaoo

[ripe hornet]

eh. guys someone help?

[silk plank]

it’s known bug

[ripe hornet]

?

[silk plank]

That’s known bug

[ripe hornet]

many people know the bug?

also the topgg dev cant fix any bugs now

[fading thistle]

yes

topgg dev enjoying weekend rn

[prime harness]

yes

its been a bug for a while

[ripe hornet]

oh okay

[ember thicket]

Hi, I'm an active Discord user who spends a lot of time in #general chats. I've noticed there are some problems that I face with clunkyness in my interaction with others:

• someone tells a joke that I don't understand, and then I don't know what to do next
• I'd like to redirect a conversation in another direction, but I don't know how to initiate that
• I hesitate sending a message in a text channel, because I'm afraid it'll get ignored

Are there any bots solving this problem of making Discord chats more fun, understandable and engaging? The only thing I found so far is a bot that sends random conversation starters in dead servers.

[pliant matrix]

AI can never achieve that

If you believe your text message will get ignored, just be prepared to send a few more till you get an answer

[ember thicket]

Hmm, yeah, makes sense

Do you know of any bots that have tried to solve this problem?

[pliant matrix]

Possibly one of those chat gpt bots

Open AIs

But I doubt if it can make members talk

[ember thicket]

I believe that it can make my experience better by making me more comfortable

That's what I'm looking for, basically. I'll build it myself if one doesn't already exist, though.

[hollow juniper]

Back in my day we relied on social skills not AI

[sullen bridge]

Ong

[sullen bridge]

1. Tell them you don't get the joke. Or send nerd emoji and point up emoji
2. Just start convo with "GUYS" which brings attention to you if you're a well known member there
3. Just send it. So what if you get ignored? It's discord, people might just be invested in current convo so they didn't reply. You have to tactically message at the right time

I personally don't care to use bots for social interaction. Talk to actual people, talking to bots is lame and almost always never works.

🤓☝🏽

[dusky vine]

also, don't repeat the same thing if u get ignored. simply forget about it because it'll only make people think you're annoying

[sullen bridge]

Yeah

Be confident always

If they don't listen, be like fish and mute everyone

Jk

[west ledge]

GUYS

i'm going to bed

good night

[sullen bridge]

OK GOODNGITH SLEEP WELL

How to grab people's attention ft. Zobs

100% works 💪🏽

[fresh rose]

Hello

[restive shuttle]

real shit

[fading thistle]

now we dont need friends we have LLMs

[flat robin]

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/sniff-my-sausage-greggs-launches-own-brand-aftershave/

lol

[hardy sun]

what is this?? lol

[boreal belfry]

No way 💀

[flat robin]

WAY

[flat robin]

a famous british bakery is making their own perfume

[boreal belfry]

The best bakery tfym

Mate they’re the best sausages

[scarlet lagoon]

hello, i need help please

[boreal belfry]

Brain I’m disappointed in you

[boreal belfry]

We all do

#support

[scarlet lagoon]

okey

[hardy sun]

it's beautiful

And how ethical is it? I think it's debatable

[echo oar]

Its funny, if you tranalste Eau de sausage on google translate it becomes "Sausage Water"

[hardy sun]

but it's nice. 😄

[flat robin]

sounds like a limp bizkit album title

[gaunt atlas]

it does

I mean, one of the albums are really close to that

[ripe hornet]

I miss those days... 😔

[boreal belfry]

Because eau is water

😭

[dusky vine]

what's that pfp

[hollow juniper]

its probably best we dont ask questions

[dusky vine]

[echo oar]

Do you want le sausage water

[boreal belfry]

No rhanks

[boreal belfry]

Ew is that feet

[echo oar]

you're missing out

[toxic solstice]

eau de sausage

beatiful

isnt that just

hotdog water?

[hollow juniper]

I drink a gallon of pickle juice everyday instead of water

pickle man mmmm

[prime harness]

the article is fake anyways

its just a transphobic fake news site

[west ledge]

good morning

[stuck spindle]

it has been 4 hours

go back to bed

[west ledge]

yes

i'm surprised you know

[stuck spindle]

u said gn 4 hours ago

[west ledge]

yes

i will go back to bed in a while, don't worry

[sullen bridge]

Fuck assembling stuff from ebay

I'm going to break this cabinet

Fucking holes don't match on the boards and the instructions are printed so goddamn small.

[west ledge]

yikes

[waxen pendant]

@proven garden ^

[sullen bridge]

?

[proven garden]

?

[waxen pendant]

bad words

[prime harness]

oh shit

fuck!

[sullen bridge]

Bro is annoying me more than I'm already annoyed at this damn ebay cabinet 😭😭

[proven garden]

We only have rules against major swearing, think racist words and similar

[waxen pendant]

ok

what if i said fuck

or shit

[proven garden]

nothing wrong with that, as long as you dont use them to insult someone

[prime harness]

wtf <@&304313580025544704> lock them up

[waxen pendant]

fuck

i ain’t getting locked up

shit man

[stuck spindle]

what is this

swearing in my top.gg general chat?

[waxen pendant]

your

yeH

[waxen pendant]

what u gonna do

[surreal summit]

"dont use them to insult someone"

🤓

[waxen pendant]

oh shit

she got caught 💀

or he

or she

or he?

[waxen pendant]

@surreal summit

take an chill pill

[marsh wharf]

u can just say they

[waxen pendant]

make that make sense

[waxen pendant]

please

Make sense

kid

[marsh wharf]

she or he = they = more concise

[waxen pendant]

bro

pls download grammarley

i can’t understand your language

😭

[marsh wharf]

clearly

[stuck spindle]

I think ur the one who needs it xd

[waxen pendant]

What is bro yapping about

[marsh wharf]

it sounds like they failed second grade english

[waxen pendant]

what are u yapping about

[waxen pendant]

what are they yapping about @surreal summit

[surreal summit]

warra do

[waxen pendant]

yappers machines bro

[stuck spindle]

ur not real

[waxen pendant]

coming from an ‘ lizard ‘ 💀

[stuck spindle]

an lizard

it's so over

[marsh wharf]

it would be "a lizard" mr grammar

[waxen pendant]

who does bro think he is 💀

[stuck spindle]

im lizard

[marsh wharf]

obviously

it says it in their name

[waxen pendant]

gwt ur wannble eng teacher out of her

[marsh wharf]

yikes

[waxen pendant]

stop yawpping

[marsh wharf]

can you spell anything correctly

[waxen pendant]

i said it on purpose dummy

[waxen pendant]

can you stop watching anime kid

[marsh wharf]

right

[waxen pendant]

‘ rigth ‘ 🤓

[marsh wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-shark-reaction-poggers-pogchamp-shocked-gif-16963412

[waxen pendant]

bro is not him 💀

[stuck spindle]

why do u talk like that

[waxen pendant]

why u talk like an idiot?

[marsh wharf]

they haven't finished third grade lizard, give them a break

[stuck spindle]

damb!

[waxen pendant]

get ur nerd ass out of here

ain’t nobody want u

[stuck spindle]

I do

:)

[waxen pendant]

no one asked

[marsh wharf]

too bad

[waxen pendant]

get off the ipad kid

[stuck spindle]

I'm getting on my ipad 1 sec

[waxen pendant]

if you were an adult watching anime please get an life it about || TIME ||

unexpected bro 😭

[surreal summit]

i forgot the loud warning

i am very sorry

[marsh wharf]

why are you talking about anime

[waxen pendant]

ur pfp

[marsh wharf]

?

it's a drawing

not anime

[stuck spindle]

all drawings are anime apparently

[waxen pendant]

pfp

ur pfp

[marsh wharf]

[muted bobcat]

sees drawing
"MuSt bE AnIMe"

[prime harness]

@hollow tundra can we just mute them, being toxic

[surreal summit]

@muted bobcat are you anime

[stuck spindle]

noooooo im having fun

[waxen pendant]

bro is such an snitch

[waxen pendant]

stfu

[prime harness]

☠️

[surreal summit]

please dont mute RainbowPerson, the chat is actually entertaining

[waxen pendant]

ty @surreal summit

[surreal summit]

i am enjoying my food as it proceeds

[waxen pendant]

i love u bg

[prime harness]

bros just learnt swear words

[waxen pendant]

bro learnt to snitch

[prime harness]

🤓

[muted bobcat]

discord need to raise their minimum user age

[prime harness]

literally

[waxen pendant]

discord needs to ban idiots like @prime harness

[prime harness]

thanks

[waxen pendant]

bet hes an slow walker

in irl

[marsh wharf]

there's no way they're older than 13 anyways, first step is enforcing it

[waxen pendant]

sir

u literally are an nerd

pls tell when u get an girl

[prime harness]

@waxen pendant are you under 13

[marsh wharf]

@prime harness is literally discord staff they can't ban him

[prime harness]

frfr ong

[surreal summit]

i own discord

[hollow tundra]

I'm intoxicated ping someone else

[prime harness]

lmfao

based

[muted bobcat]

oh rip i forgot luca doesn't log timeouts

[prime harness]

@proven garden you are someone else

oh mac did a funny

[stuck spindle]

hey can I get nitro 4ever pls

[prime harness]

sure

[stuck spindle]

:D

[marsh wharf]

just type this:

-m 1222684480561614928 1d

[prime harness]

-b @stuck spindle free nitro

[stuck spindle]

thx :3

[prime harness]

:3

[surreal summit]

The chat has Peace

[stuck spindle]

no more fun :(

[surreal summit]

they ruined it

[prime harness]

hippity hoppity nitro is now lizards property

[muted bobcat]

oops

[prime harness]

lol

[hollow tundra]

I will not be gaslit into muting my lizard

[proven garden]

fixed

[stuck spindle]

that ain't me

[marsh wharf]

that's the annoying person not lizard

lizard's id is 231085410988589056

[muted bobcat]

ty marco

[hollow tundra]

Ok an actual staff is here now so imma ditch Gl space cowboys

[stuck spindle]

bye bye fish

[prime harness]

have fun being intoxicated

[marsh wharf]

have fun intoxicating urself

[surreal summit]

how did you get intoxicated

[marsh wharf]

toxins probably

[prime harness]

drank too much water

[hollow tundra]

Alkhol 👍

[surreal summit]

understandable

[stuck spindle]

can I have some

[prime harness]

remember kids, never drink alcohol

[marsh wharf]

i dont

[hollow tundra]

NOOOOO

[stuck spindle]

:(

[marsh wharf]

i was watching this show and it's good but it's all in italian

[stuck spindle]

I thought u loved me...

[fossil path]

"Find out what your name is in Portuguese"

[fossil path]

don't ask me about that ç

[ember thicket]

are there any AI bots that have access to the server's data? Like messages, members etc. and you could chat to it with natural language?

like, "What's the most active channel rn?" or "Explain the latest conversation in general"

[marsh wharf]

well it kinda more relies on the fact that those are two privledged intents. You can get them granted from an application though. Then you need to connect an llm to that information. that would probably be the harder part

but side note, that second part is a feature discord already does, called something like summeries beta

I'm not sure how people would feel about giving an AI full information about a server, it's channels, messages, and everything about the users in it though. I don't think I'd want that bot in any servers I'm in

[west ledge]

this

[surreal summit]

holy shit its Mario

[marsh wharf]

I think there are bots that determine things like the most active channels though, just not integrated into an LLM bot

[west ledge]

good night! :D

...or morning, cuz it's 5am

[stuck spindle]

gn null

[hardy sun]

Bah

[thick vale]

gn

[fading thistle]

discord already does this with their highlight feature lol

it feeds everything and latest messages into an llm to make a summary

[marsh wharf]

I mentioned that feature, but also that's the company themselves. not some random third party bot

[fading thistle]

id be more comfortable with some random turk that has no idea what hes doing feeding my data into an llm

[faint mountain]

gn dbl

[toxic solstice]

Zzzz

I am the big tired today

Nothing useful was done

[marsh wharf]

that sounds like a recipe for disaster but whatever floats your boat

[marsh wharf]

not every day has to be productive, quiet days are important too I like to take Saturdays if I can to not do anything

[short swan]

sup

[silk plank]

Should fix that

[arctic sable]

credits plizz

[short swan]

??

[arctic sable]

I want to buy nitro like you, but I don't have it credits

[marsh wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-multiverse-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-kibble-gif-11742453605070230556

[vivid sky]

Hello

[silk plank]

Hm

[faint fractal]

Cc

[silk plank]

@dusky vine

[inner perch]

Howdy

[hardy sun]

@fresh rose

[tired ocean]

-ban 917137571899932702 do your MLM things elsewhere