gta-online-mk2

[nocturne fossil]

nah fr tho this guy is like lvl1300 or sum

[viscid belfry]

Bruh

[twin drum]

no that award still goes to the ones blowing themselves up on the back of armored cars while trying to grief

[fleet sluice]

i’m a level 15 you can trust me to fly the velum

[nocturne fossil]

the only high lvl i dont approve much is

[viscid belfry]

Cap

[nocturne fossil]

u know who it is

dont ask me to tell

[viscid belfry]

Its that rolex guy huh?

The felon dude

[nocturne fossil]

no he is respectable

ik most of his friends too

no him

he has a blue name

[viscid belfry]

Ew a PlayStation player

[fleet sluice]

my résumé

[nocturne fossil]

u saw it right

no typing again xd

[fleet sluice]

honestly valid

[viscid belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

ikr u cant blame me bro

iam not the only one

i hate the mc missions for seaplanes

[fleet sluice]

i don’t mind the dodo

[nocturne fossil]

oh i do mind the dodo in my case

that think is so slow and annoying

slowest mission i think

or the most boring one

[fleet sluice]

definitely most boring

i dislike the buzzards

boats are fine unless it’s through the canyon

[buoyant swallow]

They’re all ok. It’s the trucks that truly take forever

thankfully just 2m more to go for the T4 to be done. Then never selling MC ever again

[nocturne fossil]

ah yis 50cal but has a 45acp chambered instead

by looking

what else

cuz it looks like one

the silver one?

[nocturne fossil]

i dont see any silver here

also its longer

that bullet is barely the size of a darn peanut

[viscid belfry]

If only they had a Glock in the game fr

Ehhhhhh

It does

But it ain’t the Glock

Ya know?

[nocturne fossil]

thats not the ammo type Rstar put in the gun

its not about what a desert eagle is suppose to shoot

its about what the pistol50 has

[neon acorn]

The regular pistol is a beretta right?

[nocturne fossil]

open ur eyes and maybe zoom in

[neon acorn]

[neon acorn]

45

[nocturne fossil]

ACP

[neon acorn]

ACP

[nocturne fossil]

not action express

[viscid belfry]

I always been confuzzled on the different bullet numbers fr

[nocturne fossil]

like even trasistant saw its acp

[viscid belfry]

Like why is it 3 numbers for the magnum round, the .357 and then there’s a .44?

[nocturne fossil]

brother?

[nocturne fossil]

its right here

[viscid belfry]

[nocturne fossil]

iam not logging into the game to get a picture specifically of that

its 45acp

[viscid belfry]

Real

[nocturne fossil]

its not getting any longer no matter how far back u look into it

[viscid belfry]

Can people buy explosive rounds irl?

[nocturne fossil]

the devs in2013 dont care if its express ammo not they just draw a bullet and call it a tuesday xd

[nocturne fossil]

i do wonder

[viscid belfry]

Me too

[nocturne fossil]

judging by the fact that gta and red have that

they should exist irl

[viscid belfry]

Also apparently ddr5 ram costs the same as an M14 nowadays lmao

[nocturne fossil]

[viscid belfry]

They do, but like can civilians buy them though or are they just used in the military and such?

[nocturne fossil]

i miss demolition ranch :(

[viscid belfry]

Gawt daum!

[nocturne fossil]

gtao's version of explosive ammo is a bit exaggerrated xD

[viscid belfry]

Imagine explosive minigun irl? 💀

[nocturne fossil]

A10 brrrt gun is the closest

explosive ammo in red dead is kinda decent

[viscid belfry]

Woah woah woah wait just a minute, so you’re telling me mfs is gta can survive this hitting them in the chest? Alright this game is pretty unrealistic ngl lmao

[nocturne fossil]

funy

[viscid belfry]

True that

[nocturne fossil]

player can survive

cars cannot

Rstar logic

dragons breath ammo is beautiful in gta

yet npcs run them over to respawn

[viscid belfry]

I think the special carbine mkII sounds the best out of all the guns imo

[nocturne fossil]

cuz players respawn

[nocturne fossil]

i do prefer the sound of it

heavy rifle is okay but there are better ones

like service carbine

carbine

bullpup

advanced rifle

[viscid belfry]

There is definitely a difference in sound between the regular one and the mkII, its louder and has more of a punch, badass

Yeah that one sounds pretty good too

[nocturne fossil]

for sure

but

i prefer the mk1 pump shotty

the one cops use

[viscid belfry]

My first favorite is the Special Carbine mkII then it’s the service carbine, that’s a beauty of a gun

[nocturne fossil]

i rmeove exp ammo and mk2 versions for survival

wm29 pistol goated too

[viscid belfry]

I just wish the mkII weapons didn’t run out of ammo so quick fr

[nocturne fossil]

see this

[viscid belfry]

I’d use them all the time if that weren’t the case

[nocturne fossil]

seems like u have already seen that clip

u replied that day xd

nvm

[alpine basin]

I mean it does make sense because its more of an arcade game than a simulation

[viscid belfry]

Oh ye I remember that

[nocturne fossil]

but even for an arcade game surviving that seems unrealistic

[viscid belfry]

Nope, I’m uninstalling now

[nocturne fossil]

then again they did it for balancing

[neon acorn]

I love the sound of it but I also love the regular carbine

[viscid belfry]

This

[nocturne fossil]

same

[alpine basin]

[nocturne fossil]

u can only get it during xmas

exclusive

[neon acorn]

Another great sounding gun is the service carbine

The service carbine makes me levitate

[viscid belfry]

It does sound good ngl, but the mkII sounds

[alpine basin]

greatest pistol of all time

[nocturne fossil]

it makes me drool

any december

including this year

[viscid belfry]

For sure

[neon acorn]

It looks cool and sounds cool

[nocturne fossil]

because not everyone has it

[neon acorn]

[nocturne fossil]

plus its just a great sounding pistol suppressed or unsuppressed

[neon acorn]

it’s pretty easy to get

[alpine basin]

sorry I meant 2nd best pistol :b

[viscid belfry]

100%

[alpine basin]

I have headshots but they only show on the website :(

[nocturne fossil]

wasnt this for ceramic pistol?

or maybe u had 6k kills with ceramic

[alpine basin]

it is the ceramic pistol

[nocturne fossil]

and 16k with wm29

jeez xd

[alpine basin]

I have only like 700 with the wm29 :b

mostly because the ceramic pistol is the one you get in casino on big con most of the time

the amount of times I've aggroed on big con because a random wanted to do something silly is too much

[nocturne fossil]

pulls up phone and leaves

no tolerance for being dum

[viscid belfry]

Shiii anyone wanna do some sort of missions or resupply missions? I wanna play but idk what to do

[nocturne fossil]

randoms are awful

[alpine basin]

I like them between lvl.25 and lvl.45

[viscid belfry]

I just bought one of the new Buffalo interceptors and logged off the other day

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin I’ve been grinding singleplayer on pc. I have all the bridges done, all knife flights done, almost all the monkey mosaics and all letter scraps done without even meeting Micheal yet

oh and almost all the peyote plants

I think it took me about 6 hours

Do you still gain driving skills when the jump has already been completed?

Because I was hoping to leave some for Micheal and Trevor to get their driving up fast

Most just for Micheal

Because Trevor usually gets his up fast from the off-road races that I do with him

[alpine basin]

yea thats pretty good, although I, probably going to start a cyberpunk playthrough so I may not be as active here for a bit, plus I haven't done the liberty city dlc yet so thats more to do I guess

[neon acorn]

I tried doing cyberpunk 100% but honestly the game feels boring or draining after the heist with Jackie

[viscid belfry]

Speaking of guns, Leon’s pistol in RE9 sounds awesome, and I’m not talking about the Requiem

[neon acorn]

Cyberpunk just doesn't feel as fun as most games imo

[viscid belfry]

Why’s that?

[neon acorn]

Like I love the grind it has, but eh

[viscid belfry]

Cyberpunk’s aesthetic is dope but the game is ok

I wish it had 3rd person

It just feels like it should’ve have had the option to switch between perspectives

[neon acorn]

Idk it just feels so boring after the heist imo

Furthest I’ve gotten was when I was saved by some Japanese guy or smth? And then I just did a whole bunch of gigs and went on a rollercoaster

[viscid belfry]

I jumped back on the game when they did a major patch that apparently “fixed a majority of the bugs and glitches” and when I hopped back on I immediately was greeted with glitches and all and I was like ok, and haven’t played ever since lol

[rancid parcel]

Its tradition, fix a bug adds several more

[viscid belfry]

Exactly

[rancid parcel]

Its a game intended feature at this point

No

[viscid belfry]

Pretty much lol

What for, so you aren’t able to register as a CEO or MC???

[rancid parcel]

Bro wants the High Demand and complains when he gets griefed

[nocturne fossil]

no kidding lmao

[rancid parcel]

We shall see.

[viscid belfry]

In all honesty, on PC, you make more money selling in a solo session than looking around for hours trying to find a session that is almost filled and then trying to invite your friends to help you sell, because most of the time they’ll get stuck in the clouds trying to join

[alpine basin]

Thats why you load into a public and sell it solo anways

[nocturne fossil]

if only more people realized this

[viscid belfry]

Yeah you can do that, but I’m talking about businesses that require more people to sell,p

[nocturne fossil]

if someone chases u down ur forced to switch lobby and sell again

[alpine basin]

yea, I sell em solo, I don't care I can drive recklessly enough to do it fast

[nocturne fossil]

u really think u can take down experienced griefers on ur own?

[alpine basin]

do they know who I am when they even turn in my direction?

[viscid belfry]

I have done this many times, and it does take quite a long time, trust,I’ve been playing this game before you were even born brother

[nocturne fossil]

to pineapple

[alpine basin]

I'd kill someone just looking at my cargo, at least most of the time

[viscid belfry]

There are some that aren’t soloable, but the ones you can no biggie

[alpine basin]

I sell MC stuff solo quite often along with my special cargo stuff too

[viscid belfry]

I haven’t sold any MC stuff since like 2019 lmao, it’s not worth the time, there are definitely other businesses that take less time to fill and sell than the MC stuff

[neon acorn]

“Experienced griefers”

yet majority just tp to their facility and dump money to blast ya

[viscid belfry]

Bro last time I tried selling solo I had 6 mfs roll up on me and the couldn’t blow up my cargo 💀

[nocturne fossil]

just to suffer

[neon acorn]

That’s the SchafterV12 right?

Sad

I wanted to get it right

I have 2012 Merc AMGc63

when I’m home sure

It’s the Sedan one btw

Not the coupe

Sedan looks better anyway imo

🥀

[plucky burrow]

omg maybach

[viscid belfry]

Sharp, I would just change the rims and it’s

Honestly I like the Schafter and Schwartzer in game models better than the real life ones

Fack I don’t remember the name of the rims off the top of my head, I’ll hop in game rq

Is the Schafter lwb the maybach?

I forgot the name of the real life variant of the Mercedes that the Schafter is supposed to be

I have these rims, they're the S racers

[neon acorn]

Ma Ma Ma Ma Maybach Music

I SAW THAT YESTERDAY 😭

Discord exists

Text chat isn’t the only way to communicate

It’s not 2015

[neon acorn]

wha

Yeah just honk and there’s a 50-50 that they’ll either shoot you or just drive off

[rancid parcel]

He's weird just like you

[neon acorn]

You need the ringing bell with the over exaggerated facial expression

[alpine basin]

speaking of which how has pineapple not gotten banned yet?

Just look at his media history 🙄

[neon acorn]

Is it sfw? I’m at uni

[alpine basin]

some of it prob not if you don't click the videos

[neon acorn]

Now I’m concerned

[viscid belfry]

Ngl I’ve opened nsfw chats while sitting in the front row at uni a few times 💀

[neon acorn]

@alpine basin ok wtf

I scrolled to the bottom and saw THAT pic

[neon acorn]

unfortunately I’m a person who’s socially anxious and worried about what others think 🥀

but you do you gang 😭

[viscid belfry]

It was on accident bruh

[alpine basin]

Might be better to remove this channel from the channel list for me, at least I'd still have media, vehicles, and online though

[neon acorn]

You didn’t tell me that beforehand 🥀

[neon acorn]

mmm I only like this channel because it used to have regulars and some sane people

[alpine basin]

that used to be the case but I don't know anymore

lvl.25 is way too low of a requirement if people can get it and just post whatever

[neon acorn]

Right

Taking long breaks from this server might’ve been a good idea ig

[neon acorn]

Increase mk2 level requirement to 75

[alpine basin]

it was higher but they lowered it

and Im 16 lvls from #15th on leaderboard too so its going up

[neon acorn]

Wait what

why would they bring it down

[alpine basin]

channel too inactive

[neon acorn]

It needs a sweet spot

but then again being too active could cause issues

[eager agate]

shitposting skill better than his own gta skills

[alpine basin]

||def paid a mod to turn a blind eye||

And for legal reasons before I close this channel for the foreseeable future, this is a joke and no mod needs to shoot me

[quaint belfry]

[tame holly]

Weekly update prediction time : pretty easy this week cuz of 4/20 : weed survival added and weed bonuses

meaning ANOTHER BIKER WEEK WOOOOO

[silk shuttle]

weed is real good with the money fronts buff

[tame holly]

oh yeah and it may even be x3

just got oversaturated with biker bonuses at the start of the year

[tidal yew]

[silk shuttle]

that did not happen

[alpine basin]

I know, thats why I said its a joke :p

[silk shuttle]

we don't joke around here

[neon acorn]

The GTA Police are coming for you

[opal rock]

Real good is a stretch, moderately worthwhile.

[craggy mica]

raining

[silk shuttle]

well, if we're not talking about gta online businesses...

[opal rock]

[craggy mica]

he drank something:

[neon acorn]

this is what I managed to get before seeing micheal and doing the chop mission @alpine basin

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

still didn't buy a bike

reever or the drag bike

[twin drum]

reever is dogshit

[flint flower]

Bati for the win woot woot

Good speed, 2 seater, Imani tech, easier to wheelie than drag

Wheelie is real useful for terrains

[lavish mulch]

i just wan speed

[flint flower]

Speed? Ye just go Hakuchou Drag and max the shit out of it at Hao's

[twin drum]

the reevers top speed is a lie

[lavish mulch]

[twin drum]

it may technically be really fast but realistically you wont ever go at that speed on that bike

[lavish mulch]

the internet lies to me?

[twin drum]

no it is technically correct

but practically it's a turd

[lavish mulch]

i'll just get the drag bike since it's cooler

[flint flower]

Top speed is measured under ideal conditions, so you're gonna have to wheelie all the time for it

[twin drum]

for the love of god if you're clueless about what you're talking about just be quiet

[lavish mulch]

im bad at driving now so i need the bike

[twin drum]

being bad at driving and bikes are not a good combo

you'll just fall off constantly

[lavish mulch]

shh

[flint flower]

Is it so wrong to spread misinformation?

[lavish mulch]

im gonna be fine with the bike trust

i just got kicked

[tame holly]

thats impressive ngl

[lavish mulch]

i bounced off a pole that i thought was destructible

[flint flower]

Is it a wooden pole or the trolley pole

[lavish mulch]

uhh

trolley maybe?

[flint flower]

Big metal white pole perhaps?

Then yeah that'd be the trolley pole

probably

[tame holly]

i think this is close to the airport

iirc some of the poles near there are indestructible

(also makes sense since its close to the buisness battle at the bottom of the screen)

[lavish mulch]

it's where franklin and lamar drop off the dude that they kidnapped at the beginning of the game

Lil D? i forgot

[west stirrup]

Manifesting… 2-4x some contact missions

[lavish mulch]

yet still barely anyone plays them when they're 2x money

[west stirrup]

For a second i thought this neighborhood watch thing was until next week

[lavish mulch]

[west stirrup]

Don’t look at me like that

[lavish mulch]

nvm i can't even play gta

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

iam at home today but not sure to play gta rn xd

might gobble some food and run heists

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

Y not

[nocturne fossil]

he is very lazy

[lavish mulch]

servers down

[nocturne fossil]

yo what

[lavish mulch]

yes raptor thank you

[nocturne fossil]

i was gnna logging

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

should i start panickingggg

[lavish mulch]

go in #gta-online everyone talking about it

[untold dock]

no

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

sooo... did we get text chat

[untold dock]

no

[lavish mulch]

yea right

[west stirrup]

We had

[nocturne fossil]

[west stirrup]

Time to bait them

[flint flower]

I'm over here chilling at the comedy club

[lavish mulch]

[west stirrup]

Wait is there another maintenance or what

[lavish mulch]

maybe

[rancid parcel]

entertain the mk2 chat

get on stage

[flint flower]

I'm a dawg, not a comedian

[rancid parcel]

you are both

now get to work

[flint flower]

Let me bring out the "You r fired" counter

[untold dock]

how is gta online shitting almost daily at this point

[flint flower]

I also have yet to procure a funny medal clip from playing with randoms in heists, yet

[lavish mulch]

playing with randoms is the funny

[flint flower]

Imma look through old clips

Some final destination shit

[rancid parcel]

the gas tank didnt boom, bad clip

[flint flower]

What can I say, I'm a good driver

[nocturne fossil]

take a shot

[nocturne fossil]

both gta n rdr

[neon acorn]

Mary did a ton to Micheal and Trevor

[nocturne fossil]

how is reever bad xd

[neon acorn]

Jesus wtf 😭

[nocturne fossil]

skill issue

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

a decent john wick bike

can wall climb

looks good

and had a buggy wheelie to go fast

calling bad is wild

just cuz powersurge and hdrag exists doesnt mean everything else is bad 😮‍💨

[opal rock]

You must be new to the internet

[nocturne fossil]

why are you an expert

i know what ragebait is

[opal rock]

If you don’t like something it automatically makes it bad

Woah I’m agreeing with you no bait here

[nocturne fossil]

the diablous is even worse ngl

benny bike that cant push more than an akuma

[flint flower]

Rockstar ain't giving me content

[fleet sluice]

gotta pay extra for that

[eager agate]

practically it is quite mid

[nocturne fossil]

mid but not bad

[eager agate]

the gargoyle can do the same with 1% price

[nocturne fossil]

who cares about money

i have plenty

reever has extra uses

[lavish mulch]

i bought the drag bike

[nocturne fossil]

[lavish mulch]

kinda regret it since i like things with better traction but now it's too late

[nocturne fossil]

it does have tractor for the majority

[west stirrup]

Tractor good tho

Damnit ceylon

[nocturne fossil]

the esskey and hdrag are a bit loose on traction but not entirely bad

[flint flower]

Rusty tractor

[nocturne fossil]

xD

[west stirrup]

Rusty traction

[lavish mulch]

[nocturne fossil]

rusty cheburek

car search where

[eager agate]

but it has good traction

[lavish mulch]

i meant like turning and stuff

[west stirrup]

Depends on your balance

[eager agate]

use handbrake while turning

[nocturne fossil]

👆

[west stirrup]

You cannot drift the bike

[nocturne fossil]

cornering

its gta5

not gta4

[lavish mulch]

yeahh i do it with the mk1 idk why im not doing it with this one

[viscid belfry]

Oh wait wrong clip

This is the one where dude dismantled my entire car 😭

[eager agate]

should've bought bulletproof tires smh

[viscid belfry]

My honest reaction

[eager agate]

fun fact they go even faster if the tires are popped but not destroyed

like kers speed without using it

[viscid belfry]

I bet

Like the infernus was the fastest car in the game iirc with the front tires popped

[hollow glade]

Entity xf I think was a lil faster

[nocturne fossil]

rat truck did it without tires pop :(

[neon acorn]

I finished the epsilon stuff before the heist and earned money previously via the suitcase method @alpine basin

finally

at the moment I have 25.4% of progress with only 10 main missions done

time for bed

[viscid belfry]

I somehow managed to make the Adder the speed of a bullet at one point with the front tires popped, but you had to be extremely precise with the timing

[nocturne fossil]

adder or nero?

[viscid belfry]

Adder

[rancid parcel]

Oppressor mk2

[viscid belfry]

Out of all of the cars that I tested, the Adder was the fastest one on legacy, but that was like 5 years ago

[nocturne fossil]

i think the entity was fast

[hollow glade]

I’ve gone like 315 or so in the entity

[nocturne fossil]

same

mine was at 336mph

sad they patched it

[eager agate]

how do you measure that

[hollow glade]

Interesting mine didn’t seem to go that fast even on a long track stretching the whole map

Stats

[nocturne fossil]

pause menu highest speed car

by stat

[eager agate]

thought people said that isn't accurate?

[hollow glade]

Bro

[nocturne fossil]

???

pause menu stats are accurate

[hollow glade]

People be saying everything is inaccurate

[nocturne fossil]

fr lol

how is the pause menu one not accurate provide proof

instint of a thought doesnt do favor without proof

[eager agate]

I got the hsw fmj going 230mph legit but I guess that sounded too good for people and they just love their banshee

[viscid belfry]

Which entity?

[nocturne fossil]

og

[eager agate]

xf the only good entity

[nocturne fossil]

others are garage queens xd

dust collecters per say

[viscid belfry]

True sadly

I wish the MT was Jesko fast

[tame holly]

i mean it kinda is for top speed with hsw at least (too bad u can't really reach that top speed anyway bc of adv handling flags)

[untold dock]

and yet it still can't even make it into top 20 of supers for lap time

[tame holly]

advanced handling flags moment

[hollow glade]

Its not really the fact that it can’t reach that top speed its listed at, it just won’t really go above that. But if the road is bumpy enough it won’t reach the highway speed

[untold dock]

losing speed over bumps is actually such a brick ass mechanic

peak unenjoyment

[eager agate]

and it might be coming in gta 6

[nocturne fossil]

oh god pls no

nooooooooo

[wintry ermine]

New game new driving mechanics probably

But 5 physics are peak driving mechanics for a game like it tbh

[nocturne fossil]

i hate when people say the driving is crap and basic

it was still good

i always liked the non exaggerated camera stuff too

in games like nfs the camera is zooming so hard

vigoursly shaking like bruh

[untold dock]

the driving is good but i would have liked to see more variety in cars

[wintry ermine]

Imo gta 5 has the best driving mechanics for a non driving simulator game

[untold dock]

all of the average cars are mostly too sporty

exemptions apply like the regina and emperor

[lucid lake]

It's the opposite, really. It's frankly way more complicated than it needs to be

[lucid lake]

It fits the map you drive around in well

[wintry ermine]

Except offroad

Offroad is tricky

The bumps can be super weird sometimes

Oh and the lovely bushes

[viscid belfry]

Exactly

[wintry ermine]

You could be going light speed, but if u touch a bush, ur car would come to a near stop

[candid veldt]

what do you mean 230mph

[untold dock]

offroad_increased_gravity_no_foliage_drag my beloved

[wintry ermine]

He means 370 kmh

[nocturne fossil]

for anyone confused

[candid veldt]

how do you get to that kind of speed? how do you even know the speed you going in the fmj v?

cant see the speedo

[merry marsh]

why the hell are the bf club and deluxo there

[nocturne fossil]

u feel it

the analogue speedo is lying but u can still tell

[nocturne fossil]

deluxo is unexpected indeed

[candid veldt]

I dont know

I dont see any indication Im even close to 300kph

[viscid belfry]

R* logic

[nocturne fossil]

in the city u will feel it

maybe some npcs will feel it even more

[candid veldt]

😮
I have a banshee gts
I did not know I had one

[nocturne fossil]

[eager agate]

Either drag race speedo or stat menu

And breakboosting, obviously

[viscid belfry]

Bruh

I think I have like 7 of them I lost count

But I’ll go into a random garage of mine and I’ll just have one in there for some reason

R* needs to add a speed radar gun fr

[nocturne fossil]

there are jobs with speedometeres

to check speed

[viscid belfry]

Yeah but wouldn’t it be cool to have a radar gun you could pull out from your weapon wheel and see how fast someone is going on a race at the airport with your friends?

[nocturne fossil]

ok

[west stirrup]

Called it

[untold dock]

bruh

4x pizza delivery

h*ll yeah

[nocturne fossil]

stoner survival

whats dat

why censor hell?

[untold dock]

you have to survive people trying to stone you

[tame holly]

damn

also peyote are backs

[untold dock]

they are?

oh they are

i can read

well

time to get to rank 3000 i guess

[golden sundial]

Let's gooo payote are backs

[nocturne fossil]

[tame holly]

and with that, the entire drip feed content will be over tomorrow (the stoner survivals were the remaining one)

[west stirrup]

Omg peyotes

Level 1k here i come

[tough charm]

how tf can i quit im the fucking ceo

[fading kiln]

what level are u at

[west stirrup]

845

[fading kiln]

so how will u get to 1k with peyotes?

[untold dock]

eat them

[fading kiln]

i assume there’s a glitch to it

i don’t watch gta content on youtube as much

[west stirrup]

You can get them veryvery quickly with job warping or something

But that requires a bit of effort

[fading kiln]

how much will u get for each one

[tough charm]

so... what about cars?

[west stirrup]

5k

[fading kiln]

and how much peyotes?

or they’re infinite

?

[west stirrup]

Ones you eat respawn after 48min

[hollow owl]

Yaaaaaay weed again

[fading kiln]

damn

[golden sundial]

@plucky burrow it's your week

[fading kiln]

🤑

[tough charm]

ig we're buying pfister neon this week

[plucky burrow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFoG0xQakAcpvYj.webp

weed alert

[untold dock]

what is this fucking meme

what is a gem alarm

[hollow owl]

I thought it said gen

[golden sundial]

Guy crashed out in some random person's house, people made memes out of it

[untold dock]

i know the context

what is a gem alarm

[golden sundial]

Anything that is high quality

The opposite of coal

[plucky burrow]

it is a twitter meme

something good = "I found a gem"

or something

[merry marsh]

i think it was more than crashing out lmao
mf broke into the house and got hit by a shovel

[tough charm]

this is the lscm prize ride? FUCK NO

[merry marsh]

whats wrong with a first gen golf

[tame holly]

Its the best compact in the game

[tough charm]

really?

[golden sundial]

Now the house owner can tell us if those cartoon sound effects are accurate or not

[tame holly]

Yup, hsw brioso has an higher top speed but its way less consistent

[merry marsh]

b o n k

[tough charm]

idk it looks slow but you dont judge a book by it's cover again

does it have lots of customization options tho?

[west stirrup]

boyfriend club omg

[west stirrup]

yes

[viscid belfry]

Is the Firebolt worth it?

[untold dock]

no because you can get it from career progress

[viscid belfry]

I mean in general, like handling, speed and such?

[untold dock]

idk fine i guess

doesn't have any stupid quirks but nothing amazing either

[tough charm]

i got a minute of reasons why im a hakuchou drag noob right here
(disclaimer video might contain lots of FAHHH's)

[candid veldt]

again weed sell?

[nocturne fossil]

sir iam gonna have to arrest u

when i put my sirens on i expect npcs to move aside

not CUT me off

ill smash them

with my pistol50

[untold dock]

trying to use cop car lights and actually drive is pain

[wintry ermine]

Its better to not have the lights on cuz they just become so unpredictable

[nocturne fossil]

i dont have them on now

only when iam ready for em

if u strategically turn them on it can be useful

having it on at all times is a mess

[twin drum]

it definitely requires getting used to but after that it's pretty nice imo

for some reason large vehicles like mules, phantoms, busses, dont react to them at all

and on winding paths with lots of turns in quick succession it may be better to turn them off to not confuse the AI about which way you're going and thus making them "dodge" into your path

honestly, just having traffic clear out of your way on highways and stopping NPCs from doing that annoying intentionally stop in your path in intersections thing is reason enough for me to like the lights

doesnt stop players from doing that shit though

https://files.catbox.moe/g4xskc.mp4

why did he do that

[hollow owl]

He saw you coming

And didn't want to be physically hurt

[twin drum]

so stops directly in my path mmmmmmmmmmm

questionable solution

[naive zenith]

Omar: "You just got lucky"

Me with my HSW Weaponized Ignus:

[nocturne fossil]

so ironic that i have to have this copy pasted in sticky notes

they could just add the camera keybind again

[untold dock]

what

[nocturne fossil]

i dont like " V " as my camera keybind

[untold dock]

can you not just change it in game

[nocturne fossil]

if u checked it u would know that u cant

[untold dock]

true

[green fractal]

How are you changing it then?

[untold dock]

however asking is faster than checking

editing the settings file

[golden sundial]

Asking is lame

[nocturne fossil]

who said i was asking

[green fractal]

I mean, if you set it once, it resets?

[nocturne fossil]

i said Rstar is lazy

i already fixed it multiple times

its getting annoying

[twin drum]

if you actually read the message you'll notice that in fact, she was asking if you cant just change it ingame

instead of instantly getting defensive about it

[nocturne fossil]

which i answered to so what is ur issue

[twin drum]

"asking is faster"
"i wasnt asking"

SHE was asking

[nocturne fossil]

i answered it

[twin drum]

unreal

[nocturne fossil]

sorry my answer doesnt satisfy u

[green fractal]

[west stirrup]

Is that rockstar games propaganda thing US only

[golden sundial]

No

[green fractal]

Shouldn’t be.

[nocturne fossil]

tomy

[west stirrup]

need sticker

[nocturne fossil]

i just add the code into that file

[golden sundial]

User

[green fractal]

user.xml file holds customized keybindings.

[green fractal]

I have one too.

[nocturne fossil]

everytime i change a keybind ingame

it gets removed and reset to " V "

so i have to repaste it

i want my mouse button with the cam key binded

[green fractal]

Create a batch (.bat) or Powershell script to do it for you.

I would advise making file read-only, but you change bindings.

[nocturne fossil]

no its alr its easy to get it done but i meant that having to restart my whole game for something simple is a bit annoying

i dont mind going through that procedure

[twin drum]

how often do you change your keybinds lol

[green fractal]

its getting annoying

[nocturne fossil]

iam changing them occasionally cuz iam trying find something that works for shunt boosting

[green fractal]

Do you have 2 keys for View option?

[nocturne fossil]

i already fixed it by the time i was complaining so i cant do much about this comment

one for mouse and the other for numpad(enter)

[nocturne fossil]

i use arrow keys instead of WASD

so that causes a whole bunch of issues

[green fractal]

Have you tried using one? Maybe game doesn’t like mouse button.

Because i fucked my keybinds and game doesn’t care.

[nocturne fossil]

no it fully resets regardless

because technically the camera bind is non-existent as of now

[green fractal]

Ah

So the game removes the entry completely.

Well, figure out your keybinds, then set the file attributes to read-only or create a script to do this.

[nocturne fossil]

oh no it only changes if i change anything midgame

it doesnt change on its own thankfully

i would be pissed if that happened

[nocturne fossil]

pressing numpad7 opens the social club for some reason

despite having numlock on

only if i keep spamming it

[naive zenith]

Copy image

Then add image as a sticker in your own server

[west stirrup]

thank you better paul

[hollow owl]

😇

[naive zenith]

I'm genuinely tweaking out

Does Sabrina Gray appear on rare occasions or what

It's been 2 or 3 days and every time I check the bounties when I'm at home she's not there

[twin drum]

it's crazy how the first batch of police cars came from the same dlc as the bail office, but you cant use the police cars in place of the fucking van

and just to rub that in, you cant upgrade the van either

[rancid parcel]

Suck to suck

[west stirrup]

What's it like to be a vacuum?

[neon acorn]

It sucks

[neon acorn]

I love the van though 😔

[twin drum]

the random steps sticking out the sides, and lack of engine/brake upgrades make it undesirable imo

[west stirrup]

I could've sworn you could customize the van

[twin drum]

you can paint it and put armor plating on. no performance upgrades

[west stirrup]

Besides you only use it for the drive back

[twin drum]

the drive back from paleto bay is still long

like, the bottom dollar DLC included police cars, why cant you use them for that DLCs business

at least as an option

that'd at least do something to justify their 5 million dollar price tag

[plucky burrow]

#tech-coding-math message

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFlsI5WXQAASU-9.webp

[west stirrup]

🐘

[plucky burrow]

wanna sell weed with me this weekend :3

[west stirrup]

idk

[plucky burrow]

is that a yws

[west stirrup]

yws

[tidal yew]

[naive zenith]

HAHA

FINALLY

Sabrina Gray

The moment I complete this bounty I can get the castigator and an extra 250K

Wait no I still have to do around 7 more bounties

[neon acorn]

lock in

[naive zenith]

I was gonna grind bounties all night anyways since the 4x leaves tmr

I need to buy 2 more cop cars to fill my eclipse Blvd garage floor

Discount leaves tmr as well

So id better do my sell missions

[rancid parcel]

No

[nocturne fossil]

whats the best vehicle to shunt boost

in your opinions

not what any video says

its hard

[rancid parcel]

Oppressor mk2

[nocturne fossil]

its a different shunt boost

[rancid parcel]

But better

[north marten]

now learn to sticky with it to take out mk2's mid air

[nocturne fossil]

[naive zenith]

yay

[north marten]

i kept forgetting to do these this week... rip

but got the two for weekly and outfit

[naive zenith]

I honestly grinded the fuck out of the bail office this week

Did a bunch of bounties and constantly sent out my agents through the club app

And when I waited for them to refresh I did a couple vigilante missions

Just a couple vigilante missions nets you over 200K

Sad the bonus will be gone tmr

[north marten]

ye i ended up wasting time doing the 3x pursuit races, mainly for meet rep so this week flew by

[neon acorn]

Some people say the Cerberus

[nocturne fossil]

it was hard for me xd

i gotta try again and see

[neon acorn]

You can shunt over the Alamo sea

[nocturne fossil]

i really wanted to get used to the impaler

[neon acorn]

I’m not really sure as to how that stuff works though

[nocturne fossil]

brutus doesnt require too much keystrokes much

other vehicles demand more

i prefer to only get used to cerberus, brutus, scarab and impaler

other cars i like more with general boost

ik basic navigation but gotta pass the mazebank test ;o

[naive zenith]

I'm chilling now

[nocturne fossil]

how am i still lvl75 man

all that yap

[rancid parcel]

I can say the same to myself

[nocturne fossil]

no u go touch grass

[rancid parcel]

I did often.

Hence why im still stuck at that level

[nocturne fossil]

not enough

[neon acorn]

#memes-and-shitposting

Grr

[nocturne fossil]

exactly

[fading kiln]

the car that believed it can fly

[flint flower]

Believed? It knows

[fading kiln]

i referenced a song btw

[rancid parcel]

#anime-manga

[green fractal]

[still bobcat]

and after all that, the $490,000 transaction failed

[hollow owl]

This message/image/video is now under the property of untraceable69420

[neon acorn]

?

[neon acorn]

You don’t have the alien gun 🥀

[rancid parcel]

Don't growl like an animal.

[still bobcat]

That was the orange guy

[untold dock]

is there halloween weather?

[rancid parcel]

Thief.

[tame holly]

Well its a grand THEFT auto discord mod what did u expect

[flint flower]

Why does peyote trigger halloween weather vro this hurts my eyes

[still bobcat]

What!

[rancid parcel]

I expect he wouldn't steal from his employees

Sellout 😔

[still bobcat]

What a load of shit

That's not how Bail Office bounties get processed >:(

[rancid parcel]

Scammed

[still bobcat]

Yeah, I think it's because Most Wanted bounties are back to 2x this week, not 4x

[untold dock]

eugh there is halloween weather indeed

[tame holly]

Does the appt elevator trick still work ?

[untold dock]

probably

[still bobcat]

What's that, some weather thing?

[tame holly]

Iirc when the halloween filter is activated, u can use the elevator in an appt to enter the garage and it removes it

[untold dock]

that's kinda worthless though imo because it comes back if you go into a job lobby

which i do on average every couple of minutes

[still bobcat]

but why

[untold dock]

job warping

better to do the freeze time glitch

[still bobcat]

I know more than you

[untold dock]

why are you making support tickets over like 200k

[still bobcat]

what?

$650,000 failed to process, I think that's worth tabbing out and chatting for a minute to get it back

[west stirrup]

Grok is falling apart

[still bobcat]

I mean, clearly not with Preston

[untold dock]

i've lost probably 10 million on security contracts not paying out

never bothered to make support tickets

just not worth the effort for a miniscule amount of money

[hollow owl]

That's what ceo's do

[untold dock]

chat am i cooked

[zenith olive]

Fixed yet?
Or did you fall into the curse of restarting the game 5 times

[untold dock]

i mean i just signed in manually

just got mildly worried because i played a couple of days ago so dunno why i would've gotten signed out

[flint flower]

So this goofy Halloween filter gets carried over to story mode, cool

I think Rockstar messed up with this update

As in they somehow mistakenly implemented the filter

[rancid parcel]

Thousands shall suffer

[flint flower]

It was you wasn't it

[west stirrup]

Didn’t they do this earlier in the year

[flint flower]

[rancid parcel]

I made an oopsie in their server room

And I didnt regret my actions

[flint flower]

What'd I tell you about meddling with the potato battery powering the entire room

[rancid parcel]

They didnt mop the floor, it was slippery and I spilled my bebsi

Lazy employees

[flint flower]

r they fired yet

[rancid parcel]

[north marten]

thanks game

[rancid parcel]

The heck is with R* with Weed bonuses or discounts

Its like the 5th time already

[untold dock]

bruh

these stun guns on stoner survival are bullshit

you just get stunlocked and can't do anything

amazing gameplay

[west stirrup]

Yes

[west stirrup]

It’s 4/20 week so

[untold dock]

wave 6 is bs

atomizers and shockers

once you get hit once you're just dead

[north marten]

exactly

like when it approaches 4/20 of they will have a week dedicated to it

[green fractal]

[silk shuttle]

[untold dock]

so true

[plucky burrow]

when is 67 week

[still bobcat]

minor spelling mistake

[plucky burrow]

come with me

[golden sundial]

[tame holly]

still too expensive

[plucky burrow]

take my hand

[rancid parcel]

No

[plucky burrow]

we sell

@golden sundial

[rancid parcel]

I will burn it all.

[plucky burrow]

wtf

[untold dock]

god this wave 6 is fucking infuriating

so close and i just get atomized once and stunlocked

[nocturne fossil]

" i can show you the world "

[gritty ibex]

why does the weatehr look like that

[west stirrup]

For event tweak

[neon acorn]

That’s annoying

How am I meant to enjoy 100%

[rancid parcel]

Thats the neat part

Plus that could be the effect of the overheating summer not Halloween

[craggy mica]

🦟

[nocturne fossil]

dafuq

[primal sluice]

Hauler MK2

[nocturne fossil]

i cant stop looking at it

[primal sluice]

how is that even possible

[nocturne fossil]

this reminds me of a funny darkviper clip

[craggy mica]

i shot 4 times trying to destroy truck, but I actually missed

[nocturne fossil]

u cant destroy buzzing around like that lol

unless rapid spam or fire

[untold dock]

i must admit i don't particularly enjoy the stoner survival taking all of my ammo

[flint flower]

Why is the halloween filter still here, it's been literally hours

[nocturne fossil]

whats the halloween filter people keep yapping about

is it cuz of the survival

[untold dock]

no it's every night

[nocturne fossil]

by mistake i assume

[tame holly]

i think i saw a screenshot from a rockstar support ticket with them saying its a bug

[flint flower]

Yeah it's probably a mistake on Rockstar's part, it's April

[nocturne fossil]

just saw the ss on reddit

even they have no idea

[flint flower]

And I tend to freeze the game's time at 19:00 for the sunset aesthetic so I'm always affected

Perhaps I should have a singleplayer game saved at sunrise

[nocturne fossil]

to keep it frozen in gtao

or what

[flint flower]

Yeah

I like sunset

But sunrise will be a good enough alternative when this filter is kicking in at night

[lavish mulch]

you can get a free baseball bat

rockstar so thoughtfull

[flint flower]

How generous of them

[lavish mulch]

ah i thought i wouldn't get the piss filter

i was wrong

[untold dock]

yeah fuck stoner survival

i can't pass wave 6

not solo at least

[golden sundial]

we gonna have about this wave 6 all week ig

[opal rock]

Skill issue

[untold dock]

indeed

[flint flower]

Dwarfism

[lavish mulch]

how you get rid of the filter again

[viscid belfry]

That difficult aye?

[untold dock]

if you get hit once with the atomizer you can't do anything

[rancid parcel]

With time.

[tame holly]

just got all 7 waves first try (with a lvl 200 random)

[west stirrup]

Another maintenance tomorrow

[tame holly]

on what pc ? or everything

[west stirrup]

I think everywhere

[tame holly]

cuz the last one was pc only

[lavish mulch]

[tame holly]

anyways, prison break with a lvl 25 and 26 what can go wrong ?

[rancid parcel]

Trauma event

[west stirrup]

The velum has been mutilated

[tame holly]

the lvl 26 is pilot btw

[rancid parcel]

I stand corrected.

[tame holly]

if the plane crashes once i'm out

and i'm out

[rancid parcel]

As expected

[flint flower]

Nah, no one could have seen that coming

[rancid parcel]

I did.

[flint flower]

His keyboard/controller died is all, trust me

[rancid parcel]

No

[tame holly]

On console ?

[flint flower]

Plausible

[viscid belfry]

yo anyone wanna try that new survival mode with me?

[tame holly]

just did a random "old" race, why the hell did i get the buffalo evx

that shit is not an old car

[fleet sluice]

whoever thought halloween weather was nice should be fired

[rancid parcel]

Feels like that's a directly targeting me.

But yes I think it's nice.

[flint flower]

These mfs took so long to get onto the Velum itself I started smoking trying to defend them

[twin drum]

#gta-questions message

[fleet sluice]

i know how to get rid of it

now if we could get rid of the person that thought it was a good idea that would be nice

[lavish mulch]

[full ledge]

how much yall get from doing dax missions this week

[candid veldt]

no special bonus for gta+ this week? lol

[west stirrup]

I've always wondered if you can run into other animals while you are one

[candid veldt]

slasher?!

lol wtf

[pallid mist]

L week fr

[full ledge]

Nah avg but not that bad

[pallid mist]

Well yeah at least the Weed bonus sale is back anyway

But I still prefer the 4× Bounty

[fading kiln]

bugstars games

[lavish mulch]

they should add snow as an apology for the halloween filter

[pallid mist]

Or a Forgery Bonus

[candid veldt]

daaamn...seeling weed solo with thrashmaster from the city weed place is easy - less than 20min and Im not a good course plotter

the thrashmaster is actually a very capable vehicle, high offroad speed and stablity

[still bobcat]

Are the cat outfits from Stoner Survival available to players

In hindsight, they are definitely squirrels

[candid veldt]

also... I didnt know that asking for the mk2 from the MC boss menu is faster and closer

[still bobcat]

or wait, is it

[fleet sluice]

it is, but you also have a 5 minute cooldown between reqs unlike 2 minutes for regular requests no?

[candid veldt]

dont know didnt need it that rapid only between thrash drops

[covert atlas]

No it’s 5 minutes regardless

[untold dock]

you can put another mk2 in the moc vehicle storage, it has an independent cooldown

[still bobcat]

yeah this outfit isn't available for players is it

Wave 3 of Survival

[untold dock]

iirc no

[fleet sluice]

requesting through the vehicle option in menu is 2 minutes

[gritty ibex]

i have swift deluxe and u dont

[hollow owl]

Stealing this

Tyvm

[west stirrup]

fuck

[plucky burrow]

hop on

[west stirrup]

i'm bmo'd

[plucky burrow]

I'm proud of you

[past gazelle]

yw

[plucky burrow]

np

[west stirrup]

no