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rustic citrusBOT
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not anna

When you raid your own channel.

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IM GAY for EU PLS STOP

ｄａｄｄｙ😩 💦

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super duper mega fast

Yknow what I'm just gonna mute callum anyway.

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UMUHAWA IS GAY FOR EVERYONE

Homophobia

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Nully
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1 * -1 = 1 lmao

the four horseman of the apocalpyse:
-flop's laugh
-flop's second laugh
-flop's third laugh
-flop's other 109750194710297 laughs

rustic citrusBOT
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🐰 chorker lil' loaf 🌍

SCREAING

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chuis en train d'xptdr
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Broseidon

Vllt. Heute funktionieren meine bereits eingeschränkten mentalen Fähigkeiten gar nicht

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Broseidon

oooo bro is so sexy i want him bad UwU 😩

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super duper mega fast

Suzu just don't speak German tbh.

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Maths is so kawaii and sugoi.

rustic citrusBOT
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huikmnwwa

callie is a shit waifu tbh

rustic citrusBOT
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super duper mega fast

god i just came

rustic citrusBOT
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.Mika

I'm gonna stalk you all in VC without talking myself.

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math please

OHH JAAA OIDA

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Syronoid

niedriger schlüssel perverser mmlol

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Der Knoten

I was bored and Mika gave me the idea to draw Ä Ö Ü as little faces

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Je suis une baguette.

Haggis x haggette

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fuck off arreink

deepl sagt ooh jaaa

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.Mika

boody = body + booty

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UMUHAWA IS MDDDDR

:booty:

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Der Knoten

Starring an emoji seems kinda pointless

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.Mika

^ what is this shit

rustic citrusBOT
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ööh jä
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ｏｏｏｈｊｏａ

if a boi was in ur yard youd be like "ok" and then turn over and go to sleep

rustic citrusBOT
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.Mika

Can confirm, am Ana's daddy.

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UMU (有無)

Isla > good night
Comes out memeing other ppl who don’t sleep

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BottyMcBotface

I'd rather shoot your dog.

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Ana

sneezes on umu

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🌼リリー🌼

Kill her

rustic citrusBOT
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Ana
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🌼リリー🌼

@willow smelt It's about 500€ per tournament/competitioneyeslol

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Broseidon

Idk what dark souls is

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Broseidon

Watashi wa tatemono no kawaii desu

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

What if God is a kitty cat?

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Pet God for me when you're there!

rustic citrusBOT
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UMU (有無)

Ravioli ravioli dont lewd the preschool lolis

rustic citrusBOT
rustic citrusBOT
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ööh jä

bull shit direct message

rustic citrusBOT
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Schnitzel in Wien.

sorry callum i can't understand a word you're saying. you're from another studio. :/

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ウィーンのシュニッツェル

i am asia haha i like sushiii kawiaiaiiii uwu senpai notice me kyaa

rustic citrusBOT
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ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Sorry I brb dinnered said Flops and disappeared again.

rustic citrusBOT
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👧 had a 👶🐐

3 hes gaistupit

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👧 had a 👶🐐

7 he is lideroly 7

rustic citrusBOT
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BottyMcBotface

Actually nvm, it wasn't an exception. #bancallum every day.

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🐰 chorker lil' loaf 🌍

Oh no fokk colmo I'll stab colmo

rustic citrusBOT
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カルム

"beheheh xptdr MDR MDR mdr" - flaps everytime on vc

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Syronoid

Weeb scum

rustic citrusBOT
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パミにゃん

I KEEP THINKING BABY RICE

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Ch|_|ck

Space communism already exists. Why do you think they call it the red planet? 🛠

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Broseidon

@earnest pulsar people just assume that I guess

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potat

@hidden fox are you knew here

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カルム

Can we ban people who don't appreciate puns?

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🐰 chorker lil' loaf 🌍

no tongue !!!!

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👧 had a 👶🐐

keep getting callum mixed up w a toilee

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👧 had a 👶🐐

callum is a toilet

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👧 had a 👶🐐

SNIFF SNIFF MM I BET U LIKE THAT BAD GIRL

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🐰 chorker lil' loaf 🌍

isla I'll eat anything from you 😩

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Broseidon

Wasnt Beyoncé in the Backstreet Boys or something

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Broseidon

Hau mir eine runter papi

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Broseidon

Don’t Star that

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potat

don't Star this either

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oh jaa

Saying „don’t star that“ is basically begging for it to be starred.

pls don‘t star

rustic citrusBOT
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potat

i'm way too sober for anime

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potat

he got aBANNNEEDoned alukgyhaldguy reee

rustic citrusBOT
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Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Gommenaschuldigung

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Broseidon

My phone herpes again

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カルム

sometimes use left hand mouse, if i've got something in my right hand 🤔

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👧 had a 👶🐐

thats not the only thing i can blow

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Broseidon

How long has she been Lithuanian for??

rustic citrusBOT
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Broseidon
rustic citrusBOT
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👀 Vallode 👀
rustic citrusBOT
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Passivferd🐴

"Zimt, Orange, Apfel, Birne, Gewürz, Penis"

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BottyMcBotface

fucking callum has been shot hashtag fuckcallum hashtag bullycallumclub

rustic citrusBOT
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ööh jä
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Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

:heckingstronkrightarm: :cattheheckingstronk: :heckingstronkleftarm:
:connecticatright: :catabs: :connecticatleft:
:rightlegdaycat: :gaebulge: :leftlegdaycat:

rustic citrusBOT
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Broseidon

Hello Islam

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ヌル

@earnest pulsar in a few years

rustic citrusBOT
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Flops 🌼フロップス

I want to know WHATS INSIDE MEEE

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Broseidon

Aren’t cheesecakes warm tho

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potat

choke me daddy

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🌈 Nemoses

A caterpillar in the wild:

rustic citrusBOT
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ööh jä

germans eat nothing but bread potatoes and salami

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Suzu🌵

I think potat is a shemale

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カルム

@loud dew m'lady, might I, a humble gentlemen of standing, have this pleasure of holding this entrance proper for thyne beauty, thusly requesting you join myneself to a night of great endearment?

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ööh jä

lmfao I would be scared of making a women laugh with my dingly bits in her mouth

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Flops 🌼フロップス

yes you cunt

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Danieldrd

stop bullying me because of my misfortune with masturbation

rustic citrusBOT
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not anna

"Dating my parents? That's hot" - callum 2k18

rustic citrusBOT
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🌞 Basementality 🐈

I'd be like screw all these Brazilians, I'm out, BYE.

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Broseidon

I started driving in the woman

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ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Soo. Take a mirror. Look at it and say "fuck yea, im a soo aint no chunk of metal gunn b stronger than me, fuck yis". Then go out, look your car straight into the headlights and say "well fuck you mr car, im stronk soo, fite me irl". Instant confidence guaranteed.

rustic citrusBOT
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ööh jä

got so much dick energy in me

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potette

i'm joking lol i actually have big dict.cc energy

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potette

i could do you next Wedenesday? 😆

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Broseidon

Punish me

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Broseidon

I would let her tie me up with her whip of truth

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Sometimes the smartest thing to do is to stay silent, Bro. Maybe you should keep that philosophy in mind.

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Broseidon

I smell like old sauce

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Broseidon

I just fuck things

rustic citrusBOT
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サイロノイド

„I really want/like to do xxx“

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Erin

i watch this chat for the plot

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Suzu🌵

Flaps you’re a weeb

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Flops 🌼フロップス

i am a weeb

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ノーラ博士 (Nola)

Only for people who want to have fun with themselves

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UMU (天)

Because vachinas are straight

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カルム cuntshit facearse

probably arrems face on my arse tbh

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カルム cuntshit facearse

I love faggots

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Flops 🌼フロップス

FI WAS HOPING THOS

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UMU (天)

Omg lol jpp de vous mddddr

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👧 had a 👶🐐

My fingers are very dexterous 😏

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👧 had a 👶🐐

There's no such thing as wrong hole, only wrong technique

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potette

speak french to me as I drown

rustic citrusBOT
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Flops 🌼フロップス

put an umlaut to the vowel which can have it

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カルム

Whät if every vöwel cän täke än ümläut?

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ööh jä
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Flops 🌼フロップス

see? a weed is here

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Flops 🌼フロップス

Mmmm bullying people is fun.

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call me ephie

Good thing he’s always around when you need a player 2

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Flops 🌼フロップス

fuck off pami

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Broseidon

Ich will kein Messer im Arsch, danke

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Broseidon

ich will nichts im Arsch

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ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Soo is stuck in a convo with what seems to be a 40 year old indian man. mmlol

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ööh jä

what happens in vc stays in vc

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ööh jä
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mitch

better solution: ban arrem

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mitch
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🌞 Basementality 🐈

UwU

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Suzu🌵

ARREMBESTMODXD

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Broseidon

It’s impossible not to beef my friend

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サイロノイド

Remember to vaccum your kids

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Flops 🌼フロップス

Isn't Erik like 40?

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🌈 Nemoses

brold

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Flops 🌼フロップス

6

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potette

7:00 - maths
8:00 - maths
9:00 - maths
10:00 - quick break to cry about my existential dread
10:01 - maths
11:00 - making daddy jokes with isla
12:00 - maths
1:00 - maths
2:00 - maths
3:00 - maths
4:00 - maths
5:00 - maths
6:00 - eating maths
7:00 - maths
8:00 - maths
9:00 - maths
10:00 - maths
11:00 - speaking german i gues
11:01 - slep

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🌈 Nemoses

I liked it in Adam

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Flops 🌼フロップス

Forgot one thing: is Casca growing in these 2 years when Basca is going to be twice older than him?

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Broseidon

I just like shoving it in my face and getting it down my throat as fast as possible

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Flops 🌼フロップス

my mom eats incests tho

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パトリシャ

My buttcheeks are no go

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UMU (天)

Yah you better 🅱️ang her

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ノッツくん

Guys, I drew Botty

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👧 had a 👶🐐

callie is a right whore tbh

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❤Ari ☀🌵🤠

@willow smelt >Arizona ist beispielsweise mit Schlongen ausführlich bekannt

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ノッツくん

Sei vorsichtig mit der Raketenmannschaft

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Lillie

Only Baniel can reach Level D.

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GamerGuy99

HILFEN MICH

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ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Knew a guy who went to the reading festival thinking that it was a festival about books. 11/10.

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カルム
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Daddy Xendo

also whats the difference than austrians and germans

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サイロノイド

isla exposed is a great name for a porn

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Passivferd🐴

"I am planning to plan some terrorist activities in the future"

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Broseidon

I still can’t believe you’re Lithium war

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Broseidon

Wer will saugen 👀

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Jayden

➰ 〰 ➰

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Pensive Kryptikosis 🐺

Bitte das besternen

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Empress Emi

Uao?

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AceFerron | はたらく細胞

dann warst du noch nimmer eines guten Kekses je gespeiset

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サイロノイド

respektier-frauen-saft bro mmlol

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Casca
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ノッツくん

Bite the sust

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ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Eh, not bad honestly. like it definitely took me a while to get used to everything and paying attention required a huge amount of effort because if I wasn't completely focused on what was being said, I wouldn't understand a thing. But like after a week or two of being exposed to it, you pretty much get used to hearing people talk and then it's not scary at all.

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ööh jä

I've literally been listening to fucking

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ööh jä
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ウィーンのシュニッツェル

ban weebs

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sebi

How the russian flag developed:
🇵🇱
🇨🇿
🇷🇺

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

@unkempt sleet Your mum told me the same about you. 😔

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Suzu🌵

Arrem is a nice bunbun

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sebi

you can rent liechtenstein for a birthday party

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ヌル
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dieFahim

thought this was a german learning chat

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ヌル

:hhey_01::hhey_02::hhey_03::hhey_04::hhey_05::hhey_06::hhey_07::hhey_08::hhey_09:
:hhey_10::hhey_11::hhey_12::hhey_13::hhey_14::hhey_15::hhey_16::hhey_17::hhey_18:
:hhey_19::hhey_20::hhey_21::hhey_22::hhey_23::hhey_24::hhey_25::hhey_26::hhey_27:
:hhey_28::hhey_29::hhey_30::hhey_31::hhey_32::hhey_33::hhey_34::hhey_35::hhey_36:
:hhey_37::hhey_38::hhey_39::hhey_40::hhey_41::hhey_42::hhey_43::hhey_44::hhey_45:

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🌟 8 #general ID: 483339877220614154

ヌル

:hhey_46::hhey_47::hhey_48::hhey_49::hhey_50::hhey_51::hhey_52::hhey_53::hhey_54:
:hhey_55::hhey_56::hhey_57::hhey_58::hhey_59::hhey_60::hhey_61::hhey_62::hhey_63:
:hhey_64::hhey_65::hhey_66::hhey_67::hhey_68::hhey_69::hhey_70::hhey_71::hhey_72:
:hhey_73::hhey_74::hhey_75::hhey_76::hhey_77::hhey_78::hhey_79::hhey_80::hhey_81:

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🌟 5 #general ID: 483340995401089057

ノッツくん

The middle column is somehow seamless now

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483340046766833665

ヌル

star this smh

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🌟 5 #general ID: 483341534780194817

UMU (天)
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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483356831331385365

Broseidon

Too bad there’s only 9 months in a year

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 483356932678221844

Broseidon

I was thinking of pregnancy lmao

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 483362656926040094

Broseidon

Yeah callum you show hisnthay sleep

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 483362680493572096

Broseidon

Him Ryan dooru

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 483376095043780618

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

with this live footage of callum after seeing the results of the brexit referendum 2016 colorized
https://i.imgur.com/s0BkOWZ.png

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483634349171015683

not anna yes arrem

IM ENGLISH

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 483679270179176452

Broseidon

English is always cloudy and rain

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483679482880983050

ctulhuslp

its sticky and dirty and is all shades of grey and brown

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483680603963654156

👀 Vallode 👀

Bro looks like a backwards human to me

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 483681342148837379

👧 had a 👶🐐

ur mom is an extra letter

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 483681390634860573

Broseidon

I like nature women

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 483738809612107777

Asura

Dutch is just drunken german

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483739792270426112

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

You know that feel when you ate nicely and get home and you feel like there is one solid plug up your ass before the diarrhea opens?

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🌟 5 #beginner-german ID: 483744458429562894

Passivferd🐴 📝

bin is for trash

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🌟 8 #archived-media ID: 483762518766911520

BigCubeFan
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⭐ 2 #general ID: 483776066440396800

カルム

half a plane is still infinite if not bounded ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483801578545872896

ノッツくん

also what

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⭐ 2 #botchannel ID: 483635164371615746

BenTF

gr server owner

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483926342291685387

I‘m the flower boy

Put stays put, no matter where it is put.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483985738380345344

Suzu🌵

if hecke cooks beef, would it be cannibalism?

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 483987711229689856

カルム

And you can use me as practice? A warm up even?

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 483991797098610698

Ora

It is time to tlesn

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484014677538373654

Broseidon

Brits say fat all the time

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💫 10 #general ID: 484033661147152405

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

qed stands for quit education danny rite?

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484397387444649995

👧 had a 👶🐐

😩
d
😩
a
😩
d
💦
d
💦
y
💦

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🌟 5 #general ID: 484424268248252428

Broseidon

Don’t worry callum I’m proficient with both hands 😏

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🌟 5 #general ID: 484426785187168266

UMU (天)

i'd seize your means of reproduction

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⭐ 3 #german-only ID: 484433505602764841

sebi

ein klares Jein von der Kanzlerin

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⭐ 4 #german-only ID: 484438939541831690

Kappacapsicum

ihr sind internettröll

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⭐ 3 #german-only ID: 484440351525044234

Juhannes

seinst dich derp? :ablobthinking:

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⭐ 2 #german-only ID: 484440447754829841

sebi

Wort ⊂ Satz ⊂ Absatz=Paragraph ⊂ Abschnitt ⊂ Kapitel ⊂ Buch ⊂ Bücherregal ⊂ Bibliothek ⊂ Stadt ⊂ Land ⊂ Kontinent ⊂ Planet ⊂ Sonnensystem ⊂ Galaxie ⊂ Universum

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🌟 5 #german-only ID: 484443308936921089

sebi

das wäre ein Rachelaut

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 484491830138765312

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

True. I'd probably fuck a Viennese snowman.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 484492475482767370

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Colmo mite b a sheep shagger, but eglers a sheeps hagger, checkm888

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484494821826887680

I‘m the flower boy

I‘m erect

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484494927980527616

Lillie

An Isla statue would be too smol

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 484498752648773634

Lillie

"I'm actually quite talented at multiaccounting tbh
some might even say talented"

Colmo 2018

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 484500872034910209

ööh jä

can ballum

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484501850175832086

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

i did it but he uh didn't tell me to be careful so it's his fault

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🌟 5 #general ID: 484503043333685248

Lillie

Mod power abuse is fun to be honest

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 484505359210250253

ööh jä

@atomic summit good night süsser

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484505371461812226

Berg

jemandem deinen Malaquias zeigen

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 484506071038164992

Lillie

very strict stargazing rules
every meme gets starred

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🌟 6 #general ID: 484509128182464523

Victor Engel (Brasilianer)

@willow smelt Hallo. You're not a goth by any chance, are you?

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 484509341228072972

Broseidon

No tocar mi culo en la piscina

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484509739078647858

🌈 Nemoses

The Visigoths?

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 484510666451976238

Berg

Kryp got to a point where he's so old that you have to reset his age

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484511786406772736

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Wieno schnitzeru

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484512702455087146

Berg

Xposed

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 484516155029979148

Broseidon

callum i want you to shit on a cactus

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 484516825678348288

Broseidon

lillie do you have a cacutu \dj n your tokm

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 484726893652869129

🔔❤ cbell ❤🔔

@loud dew

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 484783161880870912

Broseidon

What year did Elton john get shot

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484787131638611969

🌈 Nemoses

the n in "not bad" stands for ico__n__ic

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 484806630978879501

sebi

"Bilde einen Satz mit "Krieg" und "Soldaten"." - "Krieg ich mal nen USB-Stick? Ich Soldaten übertragen."

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 484818936769282048

I‘m the flower boy

when you wish upon a star

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 484842561861713941

ℑ𝔞𝔫

Who’s callung?

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 485045565688905728

ℑ𝔞𝔫

I don’t like abbreviations, it makes it difficult to speak other words if you don’t use words or phrases like national Aeronautics and Space Administration.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 485077401827672065

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

There is an English server, but they made Daniel a mod so you have to ask yourself if it's even worth it. 😒

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 485089231216050196

カルム

I feel a curb your crisp coming along

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⭐ 2 #dialects ID: 485108315488256001

Sascha 🇨🇭

Jedafalls bini grad as klises Gschichtli am schriba zum als Leseüabig mora bringa und i kann mi nit entschaida öb is im Konjunktiv schriba söll…

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 485144297310650389

sebi

add hawaii to japan and rename it kawaii

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🌟 9 #general ID: 485145630025449502

🌈 Nemoses
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🌟 9 #general ID: 485157554968854529

ööh jä

arrem: I want to fly out of my windshield and perfectly obey physics as nature intended

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🌟 7 #general ID: 485160254548475945

Broseidon

Sollen wir schwanztanzen

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 485160377362022404

サイロノイド

STAR IT

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 485173260766674944

Jolsn

Was isst der Dalai Lama zum Frühstück? Buddhabrot

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🌟 5 #485166177904099338 ID: 485205023437881396

カルム

do 6000+ people want my monster porn shirts?

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 485215135896698903

tryddle

The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 arrows. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Discord, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

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⭐ 2 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 485220044993986561

👧 had a 👶🐐

:GWgrrLick: :GWnyannPantsuKawaii:
:GWnyannKannaLick: :GWnyannPantsuKawaii:

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 485244242654920705

UMU (王天)〖元空〗

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 485247329520320524

Danieldrd
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⭐ 2 #science ID: 485173320191574026

サイロノイド

everytime i peek into this channel you have a problem noone else ever had mmlol

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 485382221755056138

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Ironically, Lünchen doesnt mean having Lunch

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⭐ 2 #german-only ID: 485383115045470228

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Mit einem Stift

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🌟 5 #voice-chat ID: 485453850644447233

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Weißt du wie man "i'm shy" auf Deutsch sagt, Flops? "ich möchte wieder Level A sein, bitte"

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 485538566638796802

arrem【racism】

i had many many nightmares about teletubbies

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 485579567764078605

tryddle

Hof>court
lich>light
keit>kite

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🌟 8 #german-only ID: 485583617892810763

tryddle

tf ist ein syronoid

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 485744663366598659

EnricoICT

Aahah this is so fun : "I don’t speak Danish. Jeg taler ikke Dansk.

Now repeat after me: Jeg taler ikke Dansk.

Good work! You have learnt how to say I don’t speak Danish, which is pretty much all you will ever need to know. Congratulations "

rustic citrusBOT
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⭐ 4 #questions ID: 485841868723191810

サイロノイド

Du Arsch --> duzen
Sie Arsch --> siezen
mmlol

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⭐ 2 #german-only ID: 485925056980058130

Passivferd🐴 📝

kryptolicious

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486044845551386624

🌻 Bezaubernde Butterfliege 🦋

Where, do you, think, more commas, should go?

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486053673621913600

JoJo

Ich Fetisch.

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🌟 5 #general ID: 486103267244376074

tryddle [schwäbisch is subirior]

gotta get b a l l s d e e p b r o breakfast bye

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486122774386180096

do【german】

australias best point is that base lives there and its also a beautiful country. australias worst point is lots of things that can kill you and its ages away

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 486127457741701120

ßłāpštāłkër

smh stone age music was GOAT

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486133184266895360

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

ICH BELANG!

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🌟 5 #general ID: 486166444388777985

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Your mortal desires do not interest me.

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🌟 7 #general ID: 486208979341410337

ノーラ博士 (Nola)

"Neuken in de keuken" is "Fucking in the kitchen"

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🌟 6 #general ID: 486232773099520030

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

hallo sehr geehrt dame und herr
ich bin arro und ich bin sauber sehr sehr sauber dusche 10 mal pro tag ehrlich bitte bitte duscht auch oder ich krieg die krise
xoxo
ormenk

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 486242301115367425

I‘m the flower boy

I wish I could kiss you and let our tulips touch each other.

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🌟 9 #general ID: 486244542673190922

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

If you ban Bork then Bork is ban and colmo is ban so an Bork is an colmo

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🌟 5 #general ID: 486249038035812374

Passivferd🐴 📝

bitte nicht neuer Daniel werden

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 486254957998243841

tryddle [schwäbisch is subirior]

ÖÖ H JA I M I N s i d e YO U

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🌟 6 #voice-chat ID: 486289767647019008

FuMandrew
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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486303181211697162

UMU (王天)〖元空〗

y do ppl care about that old ass system that should have died

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486501354878009345

Suzu🍂

I wanna see you peeled and soft in hot water, potat

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486516910977187842

I‘m the flower boy

I only beat my meat. No need to cook it 😏

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⭐ 2 #german-only ID: 486572348145664010

Sascha 🇨🇭

Sachwort: gut
Nomen: meh

Vorvergangenheit: sehr gut
Plusquamperfekt: weg damit

wes-Fall: was?
Genitiv: auch nicht so toll

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486607074802008084

sebi

math is cool

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 486616024934776833

kartoffelle :)

yes suzu

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 486672444279750656

Broseidon

I’ve been touched many times

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 486859146029694976

Broseidon

Callum is a gnocchi dude tho

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 486860220166045696

🌈please🌈correct🌈me🌈

I love bros fat fingers

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 486966204557164544

🌈 Nemoses

the only other place i want to live in is your heart

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 486991443726958636

ヌル

@worthy storm

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 487215854178795520

Broseidon

That’s very erhotic 😏

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🌟 7 #general ID: 487342209109327873

サイロノイド

„Er ist nett auf mir“ however means something completely different mmlol

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 487342638471577620

Suzu🍂

says nobody star it
everybody stars it
mmlol

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 487343332893261824

リンクじゃない

Dinosäure

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 487366352508551168

Passivferd🐴 📝

"cave of steroid abusers" for some gyms

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🌟 5 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 487424013056999426

UMU (王天)〖元空〗

This is an act of protest against the society that forces us to express ourselves within the constraints of language, I do not wish to use this rudimentary method of communication through which I must emprison the richess of my mind into shallow words. Speaking is but a prison to my mind and words the warden 👀

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💫 14 #suggestions ID: 487590531761831940

🌞 Basementality 🐈

I recommend:

Hallo und willkommen in diesem schrecklichen, tristen Land, wo wir dich zwingen, die furchterregenden Konjugationen und Fälle zu bekämpfen, und die Leichen deiner gefallenen Brüder, die die Prüfungen nicht überlebt haben, zu fressen.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 487653039281274890

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Well to honest be, if you simply all words through their English equivalents replace, can you say, that you loan words use. Then must you yourself never again about plurals worry.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 487707178569039925

リンクじゃない

The first bread i bought in germany is roggenvollkorn and omg it tastes like Sahara desert after an acid rain

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🌟 5 #general ID: 487768130970714123

🌈 Nemoses

Senpai? You mean...

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 487925564951363584

Flops 🌼フロップス

complex numbers are cool but you know what's cooler? imaginary numbers 👀

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🌟 6 #general ID: 487926654828806144

ウィーンのシュニッツェル
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⭐ 4 #general ID: 487939818123296768

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Tip for learners: feel free to use Hause if you're planning to time travel and speak to Germans from centuries past.

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🌟 8 #german-only ID: 488066764144640011

Sascha 🇨🇭

🇩🇪 = ☑
🇬🇧 = 🚫

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⭐ 4 #german-only ID: 488253438178885635

plz try harder
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🌟 5 #german-only ID: 488255891288621056

Exquisi7e
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💫 11 #writing ID: 488301164669173760

igrir

Hallo alles, remember the story you guys proofread last week? I tried to made the comic of it. Enjoy! 😋

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 488368456463286287

🌈 Nemoses
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⭐ 3 #general ID: 488438228400209920

Broseidon

I’ve been drinking bear

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 488439142083067914

Broseidon

Hi perspiration

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 488455316414136325

ヌル

anything is worth doing as long as it keeps you happy and brings joy to your life

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🌟 7 #general ID: 488465826488385536

big【nice try】big【fbi】

germoin mods is unfair
aremmeme is in there
standing at the conscession
plotting his opression

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🌟 5 #general ID: 488729626663976968

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

plese pm me for to be girlfriend i am nice man enjoy long walk on bitch and can make woman real happy

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🌟 5 #general ID: 488747943793262592

smol【potette】smol【🌈 】

computer science is just applied biology because humans make computers lol
and bio is just applied chem
plus cs = cucumber science as isla pointed out
ergo
cs = biology
which is applied chem
:dab:

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🌟 5 #general ID: 488751694923038732

sheep【羊 🌈 】

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we hate colmo

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 488776058410237972

ctulhuslp

erik knows what to do with balls

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 488807516852060175

Pferdspiration🐴 📝

lerne Deutsch, damit du auch memen kannst

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⭐ 4 #archived-media ID: 489001002771677184

FreaK

Or to learn how name animals yourself, check this out

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 489102426243334155

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Then again im sure anime boob wobble noises can be a language like pikachu noises

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 489151681800699938

vans = ans^(1/2)

Suzu has 4 letters, Bill also has 4 letters, Bill Gates is the owner of Microsoft, Microsoft builds computer software, computers, Suzu loves Sushi, sushi has 5 letters, 4+5 = 9, computers has 9 letters, coincidence? I think not. Lemme tell you, Computers have hardware, some hardware is made of silicon, silocon is an element, the atomic number of silicon is 14, isotope Si-32 has 18 neutrons, 18-4 is 14. Suzu ran away from home at the age of 14. Suzu lives in the Czech Republic, "Czech Republic" has 14 characters (incl. space). Suzu has ONE cat with ONE tail in her pf, 1+1=2 (which is the amount of letters in suzu's name). 14-2 = 12. Suzu has 4 letters in her name. 12/4 = 3. The illuminati triangle has 3 sides. Suzu is illuminati confirmed.

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 489156161166114826

🌈 Nemoses

ban all non-natives for not trying hard enough

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🌟 5 #general ID: 489157269020344378

Suzushi 🍣

What’s a thot

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 489314112480739329

🌞 Basementality 🐈
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⭐ 4 #general ID: 489405706508828672

I‘m the flower boy

Entschuldigen Sie, ich möchte meinen nicht-deutschsprachigen Freunden zeigen, wie man Schmetterling ausspricht. Können sie bitte einmal Schmetterling ins Mikrofon sagen?

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 489525408736215060

Pferdspiration🐴 📝

@earnest pulsar Murica sux*

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🌟 7 #general ID: 489788519208976385

Sascha 🇨🇭「サッ」

you mean #korean?

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 489805032166785039

ヌル

hey suzu

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 489825556343554063

結 [Chinesischer Knoten]

Rich people have felines too

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🌟 5 #general ID: 490124402667814912

Broseidon

Climb into my spit boat 😏

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🌟 7 #general ID: 490125476698914836

Broseidon

I got traumatized as a kid because I went to a crowded water park and turned around only to come face to face with a guy in a Speedo with a huge schlong

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 490125456658661376

chris tina

arrems saggy titties are exactly what i wanted to see today

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🌟 5 #archived-media ID: 490140239285977099

Bun
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⭐ 4 #general ID: 490202351710502915

ctulhuslp

＞Animal Crossing

is it some furries thing?

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 490214799666315274

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Umumumumu~ UmU

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 490215282732826624

🌞 Basementality 🐈

I'll be better when umu leaves to do lotr stuff.

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 490236157712531457

Suzuki

But I love sausages so much

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 490512629593276427

BottyMcBotface

🌟 5 #general ID: 481077792184729600

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💫 13 #suggestions ID: 490555111395950603

Jeff Tichar

That's funny because his flag is a big plus, too.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 490573272141004820

🥁 IfDaShoeFits🌳

I met a person in my drumline who speaks fluent German, so I'm back to learning German!!! Is Chuck still a part of this discord?

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 490574277167415297

crust tuna

if broseidon was a greek god
zeus obvs

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 490574610711052288

smol【potette】smol【<3】

i love integrating your face with respect to your back and calculating the area under your iq

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🌟 7 #general ID: 490580220227616800

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Who in their right mind would want to stay in this server?

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🌟 6 #general ID: 490592169204252684

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

And btw, it isn't Ich leeb Nederlands, but Ik hou van Nederlands
Uh, I'm the native Neederlands here Nola, I know what I'm doing.

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🌟 5 #general ID: 490592401765695498

🌈 Nemoses

dutch + native = dative

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 490600137043869707

🌈 Nemoses

Rosenkohl

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 490615066136150030

vans = ans^(1/2)

I like to do throat exercises for a maximum velocity down the throat when drinking water

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 490619036347138059

Broseidon

I live outside of noston

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 490619181297958912

Broseidon

yeah bro it's a darty

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 490643112813789204

(x + a studying flops)^2 + 11

KRYPTI DONT STAR YOUR OWN MESSAGE

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 490643042815049730

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺
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⭐ 3 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 490935523842719746

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Disagree, this looks fantastic.

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⭐ 2 #writing ID: 490947792676847617

Jeff Tichar

The funniest thing I encountered was when I moved to Gießen and talked to somebody born there. They were eating and they made a mess while eating. I said "Oh, du hast gekleet" and they were like "...what did you just say?" - "Du hast gekleet." - "I have no idea what you are talking about." Turned out "kleen" means a different thing in Gießen - it means "to make a mess" in my region, where I grew up, but it means "klein" in Gießen.

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🌟 7 #writing ID: 490948703385813007

Jeff Tichar

Even my fiancée who grew up near Wolfsburg didn't understand what I meant when I said it for the first time so I was like "wtf, did I dream this? Nobody knows this word? (yo.o)y" So when I came back home for a visit, Christmas 2013, I tested my mother on purpose and let a noodle slip off my fork. She said "Oh, du hast gekleet" and internally I was like "I FUCKING KNEW IT".

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 490958049348157482

🌞 Basementality 🐈

In English it's masculine so it's der Nutella.

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🌟 5 #general ID: 490958432200032286

結 [Chinesischer Knoten]

It's obviously die Nutella, cause if you eat too much of it you die

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 490959242510073856

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

Tbh that's just how German works. Compound nouns take the gender of the last noun. Der Teller. Der Nuteller. Ez

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 490960177869225985

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Alarm clock to stop.

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⭐ 2 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 490955848491991050

ヌル

wubalubadubdub-wtf-hecking-posesses-you-to-fuck-callywally

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🌟 5 #general ID: 490989219293167655

🌈please🌈correct🌈me🌈

She make me cry cos she byoot patoot makes me go 'very naice' in borat voice :GWfroggySadCat:

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 491155972597743616

Katzöpfel

Quoi de la fuck

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 491217102360018945

Broseidon

Watashi wa tatemono no kawaii desu

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🌟 5 #general ID: 491285071882616836

🌈please🌈correct🌈me🌈

nola your burns are so slow and painful its like watching your dinner get cooked in a 100w oven

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🌟 5 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 491335293090136084

DevBot

oh-bichboi-what-in-god's-name-learns-you-to-do-kill-a-man-and-then-eat-a-man-cmol-why-dont-you-move-to-weeeeen

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 491568969585655808

🌈please🌈correct🌈me🌈

oh no bro is here everyone cover your noses 😒

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 491632818711953408

🌈 Nemoses

What does Captain Marvel do anyway? Has he lost his marvels?

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⭐ 2 #archived-media ID: 491631442598821899

サイロノイド

now imagine bros struggle

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🌟 5 #general ID: 491705914970079232

sebi

große Fortschritte sind immer besser

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 492023589701287967

🌈please🌈correct🌈me🌈

@versed jacinth

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🌟 5 #general ID: 492109778764693505

🌞 Basementality 🐈

I have American blood in my freezer.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 492114096808787979

Murmic
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⭐ 2 #general ID: 492114672065970176

Broseidon

aunts aren't furry

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 492114991365750784

🌈please🌈correct🌈me🌈

POST THE PUSSY

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⭐ 2 #german-only ID: 492190137443418112

Michelle

Ich mag Callum ja

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⭐ 2 #german-only ID: 492341587498762250

🌈 Nemoses

Als Nicht-Wähler kriegt man von mir einen Tritt in den Hintern ^^

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 492398388046856193

crust tuna

in bosnia they dont say "i love you" they say "bez dobrog paradajiza ja ne mogu da spavam nocu" which roughly translates as " yeah arrem is american mod" and i think thats beautiful

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🌟 6 #german-only ID: 492397857517600770

Jeff Tichar

"Lache meinen Arsch offen" ist doch perfektes Deutsch, was habt ihr alle?

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🌟 5 #general ID: 492399389294329883

Broseidon

Puking at the disco

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🌟 6 #general ID: 492403656159657994

Broseidon

Ein Glas voller Respekt Frauen Saft

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 492450274468954112

Broseidon

Can February March? No, but April May

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 492451598048428032

Broseidon

it goes back four seconds

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⭐ 4 #archived-media ID: 492610099513393152

Sascha 🇨🇭「サッ」

German, everyone

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 492805570907209761

ウィーンのシュニッツェル

your only redeeming quality is not being a weeb

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 492806846738857987

ヌル

wanna ride me have a d

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🌟 7 #general ID: 492810532416389120

WANNA BE FREE? WRITE IN C!

Hello, I'm Loller Micheal and I'm the lead developer of Ban Callum. BC is a high-level general purpose programming language with easy syntax and two keywords.

Hello World in BC:

ban callum ban ban callum Callum Callum ban ban

Output:

Hello World ban callum

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🌟 9 #general ID: 492981619141902336

🌞 Basementality 🐈

tfw people can't just get into physical fist fights when they argue because it's the internet. 😔 How boring.

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 492989833719971842

Serki~ 🐾

rememebrs
re meme brz
🤔 🤔

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⭐ 4 #493042658000896010 ID: 493057085219799041

Serki~ 🐾

No faqs given

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⭐ 3 #archived-media ID: 493049362914607115

𝔖𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔨𝔢 𝔣ä𝔥𝔯𝔱 ℜ𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔷
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⭐ 2 #general ID: 493059124016447498

The Pferd is a lie

Ein Zebra ist ein Pferd im Gefängnis. 😜

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⭐ 3 #493042658000896010 ID: 493103942948093952

ヌル

yeah I strip() them

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💫 14 #suggestions ID: 493294482108841985

🌞 Basementality 🐈

I'd like to request the following channels: memes, music, books, art, animals, physics, philosophy, anthropology, food, cars, hobbies, technology, sleeping, movies, selfies, study, news, politics, health, paranormal, cartography, writing, business, roleplaying, word-of-the-day, phrase-of-the-week, linguistics, environment, travel, and dream-interpretation.

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⭐ 2 #questions ID: 493474659778560000

ein Haubentaucher 📝

Geh und ertränke dich selbst im Topf 😠 Mistkerl

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 493745553239179267

Broseidon

Oh wait I thought it was ass risk

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 493756041021095936

Broseidon

I used to work at a can crushing factory. It was soda pressing

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🌟 6 #archived-media ID: 493849489401184296

ein Haubentaucher 📝
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⭐ 2 #general ID: 493969965343571971

Berg

She's inviting you to play minecraft kryptik

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 493972670119936023

Berg

solange du glücklich bist spielt es keine Rolle mit wie vielen Leuten du redest oder nicht
wow Bro hat etwas hilfreiches gesagt

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🌟 7 #general ID: 493973808525606928

Berg

es gibt keinen fickenden Weg

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 493972849095344168

Berg

don't star me being an asshole

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 493974384202088469

Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

Berg ist ein Stern

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🌟 6 #general ID: 493974681972637706

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Berg ist eine Geländeform.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 493977336220221470

Broseidon

is that from one of those soap operations

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⭐ 2 #questions ID: 494111144600928256

サイロノイド

Don‘t speak back to me i know better mmlol

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⭐ 3 #german-only ID: 494228523305664546

𝔖𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔨𝔢 𝔣ä𝔥𝔯𝔱 ℜ𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔷
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⭐ 4 #german-only ID: 494250841679855616

sebi

chat ohne kontext ftw

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 494265745258053638

kaerm

well.. i posted some comics about isis

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⭐ 2 #general-2 ID: 494270996774125578

two hawtgoats in a dawg

I did stare in him suzie

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⭐ 3 #questions ID: 494277960921120781

Cardiou 📝 Korrigiert mich!

ich liebe Koks 😊

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 494472127098126336

Broseidon

And you know what they say about grabbing a bull by it’s honks

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 494473437444833281

Broseidon

Are those supposed to be boobs or something

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 494474487081992192

🌞 Basementality 🐈

I'd rather be homeless, Bro.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 494572668285353987

.Mika

Meister Tentakel hat das ganze Talent

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⭐ 2 #german-only ID: 494633322882924555

🌻 snooks

@plush raven ich freue mich, dass ich hier bin= )

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 494643939211608064

Broseidon

berg how many spies have you swallowed

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⭐ 4 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 494735412703789067

🌞 Basementality 🐈

It's the healing power of German.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 494750671124299776

キラキラ ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆

Ban Arrem tbh 😏

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 494761414964019210

ctulhuslp

local cat drug dealer

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 494762850145796106

キラキラ ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆
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⭐ 2 #general ID: 494767164717268992

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Here's another German line: "Deine Augen haben die gleiche Farbe wie mein Porsche."

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 494826698219585536

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

Amazingly moderated I dare say. Good job mods keep it up you guys are the best. ♥

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🌟 5 #general ID: 494828287806144512

Suzu🍁

I forgot i had a bf

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 494932502440443914

𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷

What is callum differentiation? Is that so-called Calculus?

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 494970874697613313

stupitdo banman

Hey Hecke, you've got a

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 494971222510272516

🌈please🌈correct🌈me🌈

callumses ARREMBESTMODXD

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 494980206592000006

🌈 Nemoses

Would be cool if Potet opened a brothel

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 494980482723741696

🌈 Nemoses
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⭐ 4 #general ID: 494985407037964308

BottyMcBotface

Sorry, @river trout you're banned now

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⭐ 4 #questions ID: 495238192551690240

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Forgive him, Berzi. His sight isn't what it used to be in his youth.

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🌟 5 #german-only ID: 495310825654059019

Serki~ 🐾

bei tze wäi

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 495338007667277885

Broseidon

ich habe das Gefühl, dass Syro durch einen Roboter ersetzt wurde und wir jetzt mit einer fortschrittlichen KI sprechen

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 495513377171439626

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

Saved forever.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 495583627837702195

stupitdo banman

tattie no offense, but i think i want to marry a human

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 495672840645902347

Cardiou 📝 Korrigiert mich!

a turkey befriends a kiwi

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🌟 5 #general ID: 495690756095213569

fozotrone

In Germany they dont say "I love you", they say "Möchtest du meine Currywurst?" and that's beautiful

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🌟 5 #german-only ID: 495700964511055874

Suzu🍁

Krüpti badet sich gern in Blut seiner Waifus. eyeslol

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 495766456043307018

Loller Hairdryer

Banseidon tbh

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496001208939446273

サイロノイド

hau mich sanft 😩

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496039521482440714

Suzu🍁

Brothels are places were bros get together. @earnest pulsar

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496040533421195279

Suzu🍁

Woah I just mistook isla for callum
Me all the time

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496041063933280276

結 [Chinesischer Knoten]

Emoji is obviously beyond a masterpiece

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496046243164848128

Broseidon

Why are we trading beef

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496045034806837260

𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷

:GWqlabsArmLeft: :snakelol: :GWqlabsArmRight:

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⭐ 2 #curators ID: 496050526799265793

Serki~ 🐾

oh god did i write schafes s 🐑

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🌟 5 #curators ID: 496050585565659138

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

.>faq create The German B, called the German B is a letter

How to type it?
Press B.

What about capital B?
B is already capital dumbass.

How to read it?
B.

When to B and when to ss?
Never ss, always B.

I've seen something that doesn't follow these rules!
Wtf it's wrong. Educate those shitheads.

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🌟 9 #general ID: 496054039625334797

Broseidon

That guy deepthroated that pan very nicely

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💫 10 #general ID: 496055392695222272

Broseidon

Isla have you eaten a lot of nudes yet

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496054494304665600

Broseidon

Why doesn’t Santa have any children? He only comes once a year

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496055502682193940

🌈please🌈correct🌈me🌈

Mark my words

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🌟 5 #curators ID: 496056107609882625

ヌル
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💫 10 #general-2 ID: 496079007352225792

ヌル

She's very good

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496114217879994368

Broseidon

Sei virsifjrindf

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🌟 5 #general ID: 496115011853484032

Plant Gay

Zimmer is dick right.

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 496115494533988352

Pablo Ansatz

Krypton also has a nice schwanz but u didn't hear that from me

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496132573228040202

lolie

Bro is hotn't

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496139262589140992

UMU (王天)〖元空〗

Lolie would like to have administrator rights
Me selects no

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496149462993993728

🌞 Basementality 🐈

I'm 18 from Borzil.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496200679203930112

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Callum Kollumna, die rasende Reporterin

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496309682391220254

ephixore

bongo bongo bongo I don’t wanna leave the kongo oh no no no no no 🎶

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 496310959913172992

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Wilde Suzushi-chan

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496333190546456576

Broseidon

Isn’t Bochum like Israeli cuisine or something

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⭐ 2 #german-only ID: 496332676874371104

Empress エミー

Das erste Buch mit dem ich Deutsch gelernt habe muss eins gewesen sein was ich in der Schule benutzt habe

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 496334610754568192

Broseidon

Did you do me last night

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496342345059532841

Broseidon

I swear on me metro

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496342431051284480

㎥

It may look like it has ports but if u try stick anything in them that's animal abuse

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496657727033049098

Henriette

why would someone dedicate themselves to the gym....

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🌟 5 #general ID: 496690344021327902

𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷

Ich habe Deutsch gelernt!!! Wie!?!? Schau dir gratis ein Video an!!

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496690710586720266

Ksarrow

Deutschlehrer hassen diesen Trick

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🌟 7 #general ID: 496736923646427156

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Bases Fb Profil

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 496762554429865985

vans = ans^(1/2)

Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496763683301621764

Broseidon

What does an annoying pepper do? It gets jalapeño business

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🌟 5 #general ID: 496771752504983552

Broseidon

Isla slid into my Democrat

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🌟 6 #general ID: 496772027596931072

Broseidon

WEST VAGINA

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496772289124106270

ctulhuslp

kids these days smh don't know what incest is

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⭐ 3 #german-only ID: 496790405061410816

Ishidres 🎃

Die Möglichkeiten der deutschen Grammatik können einen, wenn man sich darauf, was man ruhig, wenn man möchte, sollte, einlässt, überraschen.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 496873095861239809

𝔈𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔣𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱

In Turkey blacks are 0.0000001 % and they sell watches and phone charges

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⭐ 2 #archived-media ID: 496848121201164310

Vleer 📝
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🌟 5 #general ID: 496976005655953439

㎥

:GWatproFeelsMilkMan:

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 496976135188512768

Henriette

More like unCUMfortablwHEHW

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497085846953000961

Cardiou 📝 Korrigiert mich!

I Stalin for Trotsky

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🌟 6 #general ID: 497126680297472011

🌈 Nemoses
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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497129046828646410

🌈 Nemoses

When the universe discord was created,
it was shit and terribly boring for a time.
But then Arrem became a mod
and memes started to appear

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🌟 5 #general ID: 497147535622930445

Broseidon

does anyone know how to get coins out of the CD drive of a macbook

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 497351860353630227

fozotrone

I changed my mind callum lets marry and move to glasgow

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🌟 6 #general ID: 497472451823927296

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette
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⭐ 2 #general ID: 497468877589053455

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Ich krieg eine laute Verhärtung wenn ich Nemo sehe

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🌟 9 #questions ID: 497486293823913995

🌈 Nemoses

@river trout

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 497489969313742848

lolie milly

Just Monika.

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 497498407951138826

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Lets do bdsm

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 497605391249834009

Berg

@restive ridge DES. PAH. CI. TO. LALALA BURRITO LALA LPUERTO RICOOO

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497606760304082955

EinsamerDenker

Du bist zu nasty

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497607777397637131

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Stripteasekosis

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497608424792784896

Broseidon

krypti ist so alt wie die Frage der Frage, wie alt jemand ist

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497608426889805835

EinsamerDenker

He's 68 guys don't be mean

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 497610530102444034

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Meine Mutter schickt mir immer Minion Memes

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⭐ 3 #archived-media ID: 497481182422761472

Henriette
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🌟 5 #science ID: 497731486972379146

🌞 Basementality 🐈
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⭐ 2 #general ID: 497747662167080962

unfiktiver callum

isla shuttling mine damn copper

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 497813897512878100

potette x smol【🥔 】smol【 🌈 】

ban coulomb! he's been uhhh charged with many crimes 😏

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⭐ 3 #general-2 ID: 497818724196286484

𝔖𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔨𝔢 𝔣ä𝔥𝔯𝔱 ℜ𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔷

Oh Avocados number?

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497824729156157441

𝔈𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔣𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱

wasn't I an educated child?

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 497846357537849344

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

Did someone say brighter?

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🌟 9 #general ID: 497850987587960832

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

je mais physique le alles wissen honhonhon bery smart bery smart bikbik brain honhonhonh

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🌟 6 #general ID: 497863968421969931

unfiktiver callum

could be recommending heroin or something even worse like organised religion

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497877055749357592

fozotrone

Und wie ich so die Straße hinunter fahre, überkommt mich das Gefühl,
Dass ich schon gestern hätte zu Hause sein sollen, schon gestern
Landstraßen, bringt mich heim
Zu dem Platz, an den ich gehör'
West Virginia, bergiges Mütterlein

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 497889944472125440

サイロノイド

Auf nimmerwiedersehen mmlol

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 497946777400508446

Flughafenknoten

That's Brazilians for ya

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498099624813395969

phae 🌈

i love callum but he should be banned tbf

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🌟 6 #general ID: 498108296771796992

phae 🌈

Callum opened his eyes, tears flowing, he knew what Arrem was going to say. 'You're banned' said Arrem with a sad voice, Callum face turned into despair.. he's no longer the same man now that he's banned. Arrem hugged Callum and told him 'Fuck you' before telling him to leave the server.

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💫 16 #general ID: 498144876932628482

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

"Bitch, you so not gay" - Foxxo

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498149321934372875

Suzu🍁

In that case, youre supposed to like it phae lol

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 498173772990382090

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Ansternen bitte

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 498174099127009290

Broseidon

Wtf is this Alexa Obst

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🌟 6 #general ID: 498174726330646528

Broseidon

Explain all cuz everything is in my jam

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498174500672897034

Broseidon

Its 20018 I don’t see genres

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498180827914698753

Broseidon

Do you like snail hands callum

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 498183998141497354

㎥

:WearyDrops:

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⭐ 4 #archived-media ID: 498187747140435998

吸血鬼のジェフ

German culture in a nutshell

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 498196614608060431

サイロノイド

shut up bro

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🌟 5 #german-only ID: 498201146779762720

サイロノイド

ja das gibts alles zusammmen im Straßengangsterbandenbandmitgliedsvertragskleingedrucktenbrillentuigegenständekomplettset

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🌟 6 #questions ID: 498209105861804063

Butter Keks

What's that German phrase that (forgive this god awful spelling) sounds like "ainus tagus" or some shit like that

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🌟 8 #general ID: 498229278702305290

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Sleep is a social construct.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 498321034513088527

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Bei einem Fremdsprachenkurs in Großbritannien

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498392786056249344

Broseidon

It’s not gay simple islan

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🌟 9 #general ID: 498427963868446720

fozotrone

@worthy storm i dreamt tonight that Scotland left the UK lol

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 498440438605152266

Suzu🍁

Heyo erik bye erik

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 498455847970799616

ctulhuslp 
[14:24] Henriette: Don't scream```
don't kinkshame him okay
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🌟 6 #curators ID: 498465731654975499

Saʃʃa 🇨🇭

Busfahrer: Das macht 8 Franken
gibt 6
Busfahrer: Das ist zu wenig
Ich: Oh, sorry, ich hab an 6 gedacht

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🌟 5 #curators ID: 498465981262462985

ヌル

Busfahrer: das würde ich auch als Währung akzeptieren

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🌟 5 #german-only ID: 498519659943821313

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

Banana McFootballgesicht.
Crackman McBergsunigesicht.
Rio de McJaneirogesicht.

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🌟 7 #german-only ID: 498520191295291393

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

Oui oui ole por favor ataque dos mexicano loco

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 498661153728364554

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺
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⭐ 4 #general ID: 498774894901985280

Bun

No. Itsa snake. Super short one. With wings. And suck honey

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🌟 5 #general ID: 498779958265511938

Lola Panel #prayforbee

Bik bik brain with lotsa air innit mmlol

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⭐ 4 #questions ID: 498789222946308116

🌈 Nemoses

it translates to "this is not a translation server, if you want to translate something, have a go at it yourself first and ask specific questions about the parts you don't understand"

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⭐ 2 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 498811413800943616

ヌル

are you a Blitzableiter if you do Ableitungen fast

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 498839653655379978

車いすの大統領

Im not wild, @lethal spade has me under control kappa

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498840714818486273

Lola Panel #prayforbee

Callum's whole life consists of alcohol, JS and 0 math

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⭐ 3 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 498886053067882507

BottyMcBotface

haha stupit Flughafenknoten

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🌟 8 #german-only ID: 498908223143936040

BottyMcBotface

haha stupit Saʃʃa 🇨🇭

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498937087202951208

Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

my dick blocks the windows sorry

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🌟 6 #general ID: 498958395949449226

Broseidon

i don't want to have an orange with my friends

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498958802889080869

a concerned mom, Petty Crocker™

i would love to fuck with people

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498965065744252969

potet【süßkartoffel】smol【🥔 】【 🌈 】

guys why didn't you star my joke

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498970177057193984

Broseidon

ana can i make spaghetti with linguistics

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 498976382735613953

Lola Panel #prayforbee

@earnest pulsar You're a cute package of rice

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 498987091557089281

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

Also I'm not confusing you with Colmar. That would be saying "haha alcohol and shitty programming languages" - lolar machat

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 498992563802341386

BottyMcBotface

haha stupit Broseidon

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 499196813535084582

🌞 Basementality 🐈

"If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would it be?"
Bro: "Not pay my gym membership fee."

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⭐ 3 #questions ID: 499230130250448928

Traxicle

Was ist das Wort für die Sache, die aus Arsch kommt aber nicht hart, wie Wasser

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 499239973619367937

Broseidon

one time i accidentally said Feuerwerk scheißen instead of schießen and it was so embarrasing

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🌟 5 #general ID: 499240435252723742

キラキラ ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆

Yes, on the 4th of July, we celebrate our independence by shitting fireworks

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 499266851679764491

BottyMcBotface

haha stupit BottyMcBotface

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 499267306061561897

BottyMcBotface

haha stupit кола

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 499270166811639808

BottyMcBotface

haha stupit morijin the god of all man

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 499273078761717771

🌈 Nemoses

Er war 44 und ich war 13 1/2
Er hieß Broseidon und war so zart wie ein Kalb
Comme ci, comme ça
Wir singen: „Schalalala!“
Comme ci, comme ça
Schalalala, HSV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPsZH0ub6Qs

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🌟 8 #general ID: 499304144595714048

Suzu🍁

You’re suffering being german, that’s even worse oxi

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 499305669049057280

Henriette

who is broseidon?

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🌟 6 #general ID: 499342805513142273

WANNA BE C? WRITE IN DE!

Tbh I don't get science, it's useless. Take Bell spending so much time inventing the telephone and we have much better ones today anyway and nobody uses his stupid meme phone. Lad should have just saved himself the effort and enjoyed his time or something. ://

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🌟 7 #archived-media ID: 499489356822740992

🎃 Suzu 🍂 🦇
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🌟 5 #general ID: 499531642495434754

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Me, the extrovert good looking onii chan nerd

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 499587726983823362

🎃 Arenk 👻

I wanted to tell you that I was in no way upset about the Flopproblem situation the other day. I secretly love you all.

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⭐ 2 #general-2 ID: 499887238914637825

🎃 Arenk 👻

My plan to get @atomic summit demoted didn't work as expected. Obviously the English plebs don't care about math as much as we do. 😔
https://i.imgur.com/GhEDsXe.png

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 499930036774633473

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

what

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 499930280321089577

ephixore

I bet Base wants his pussi to be kissed

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500035230003101696

Danieldrd

my mum let me delay french essays until the weekend so I could bake brownies today

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500049106719342592

🎃 Suzu 🍂 🦇

whos krypti

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500096953590349844

Känguru im Sheeplepelz

ich wiederhole: ich fick deine ganze generation amk

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 500108916286554113

Känguru im Sheeplepelz

Die Grünen sind die FDP für Dumme.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 500109581968474141

Booseidon 👻

no me gusta una puta en mi piscina

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 500112142259978244

Känguru, aber linksgrünversifft

😏 👉 👌 @unkempt sleet

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 500112328470167563

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Er schläft im Unterricht

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500120005245927424

🌈Dextrumi🌈

das is kein mobbing

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 500296294049382400

🎃 Suzu 🍂 🦇

@wispy sparrow the second kid wasnt even 1yo yet when she pooped out the third one lol

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500297055181471754

🎃Henriette 🎃

imagining arrem imagine girls pee and shit simulataneously is killign me slowly

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 500308125170008074

Booseidon 👻

Licks her 😔

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⭐ 2 #questions ID: 500006338693431306

CayennePeppar

if someone write me a good story about a kid being bullied in german i´ll gift a 1€ game on steam it´s gotta be in preteritum tho¨

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🌟 5 #general ID: 500369774602223618

Flaps 🌸

aaa I hate being native ;;

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500379344972152835

callum

Honey if you're gonna be toxic please stop commsnting on my Facebook adverts! Xx 💁

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500382919534313483

Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

are vibrators even good

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 500393168588505088

ephixore
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⭐ 3 #general ID: 500396968045182976

🌈 Nemoses

i know it's small enough

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500398366291918859

∫🎃138th Field calorie calories ㌍

Now I'm in gremmo I can touch aand eat all the sausage I like

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500620425496231946

🎃 Arenk 👻

tfw you want to troll and post a swastika but you're stupid

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 500664298444685323

Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

Rechtheit: Meine Freundin > ich > jeder andere

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🌟 7 #general ID: 500667837895933955

Booseidon 👻

Doesn’t arrem look like he has a bread growing on his entire face

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 500718695434420224

cauliflower boy

Worst Case Scenario - Wurst-Käse Szenario

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500773370019708949

cauliflower boy

You cook potatoes until mashable, throw some broccoli in there, add butter and a clove of garlic and then mash everything together. Season to taste

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 500774987431411752

👻Danieldrd👻

tbh that naked sushi shit is kinda hot

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 500785490493177876

Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Ansternen bitte

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 500786251213963286

cauliflower boy

The last pic for example:

You get a savoy and chop it into thin slices, throw it al into a big pot with salted water and let cook for like 30minutes.

While you do that you cut some onions into eights, take your pork and put it into a baking dish, throw in the onions, add like 150/200g of butter, cover it up with tin foil and bake it at 200°C for about 40-50 minutes.

you should kinda know how to make mashed potatoes, if not, you can ask me anytime

After cooking the cabbage it should be boiled down quite a bit, add some ground pepper, 200g of heavy cream and let simmer until most of the liquid is evaporated. That should in theory take as long as the meat takes to bake through.

Serve everything on a plate, take excess melted butter as a sauce for the meat.

BOOM

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🌟 5 #general ID: 500796548221763584

🌈 Nemoses

you could try to weigh a cat and then say it's a fish because it's got scales

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 500862362887258123

funky

dutch is just swamp german

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 501080907197710346

Booseidon 👻

@earnest pulsar that's a lie, you love me

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 501081515011211264

fozotrone

isnt a berliner a döner

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 501084207301394433

cauliflower boy

Brometal alchiemist

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🌟 6 #general ID: 501090607880601600

🌈Dextrumi🌈
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🌟 5 #general ID: 501122224170729482

🎃 0x1

WELL FUCK ME

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 501122689742929930

🎃 Arenk 👻

0x1

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 501122970979270679

🎃 Arenk 👻

there you go

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 501124865361838103

🎃 Arenk 👻

I've got it all figured out now. 0x1 and Wormic are the same person.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 501347714349400064

fozotrone

only losers skip lectures

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 501350207087181824

suha

Who controls the future controls the past...

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 501366932209926155

LoUnDeR(ImReallyBadAtGerman)

isnt chaineese easier than german

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🌟 5 #general ID: 501396336344694834

🌞 Basementality 🐈

Oh wait, that was Bro.

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🌟 5 #general ID: 501396314534313984

🌞 Basementality 🐈

I heard one about a guy who didn't like eating most normal foods that human beings enjoy.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 501461807207153706

Freddie Faulig

haha stupit potet【süßkartoffel】smol【🥔 】【 🌈 】

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🌟 6 #general ID: 501487282679709719

🎃 Suzu 🍂 🦇

@reef forum @dull stream why are brazilians always naked?

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 501495978235396097

Lolar "Machat" Panel #needspats

"Ihren Ausweis, bitte!" -
"Ich mag Brot." -
"Entschuldigen Sie mich bitte für die Störung, ich halte Sie nicht weiter auf."

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🌟 5 #general ID: 501507659237818378

fozotrone
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🌟 6 #general ID: 501519069451911169

🎃 Arenk 👻

nobody got massively fucked

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 501528729487540236

Booseidon 👻

Im eating floor

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⭐ 2 #daddy-bercow-channel ID: 501468223246434345

SpookyMcSpookface

haha stupit Natalie Speakerman

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🌈Dextrumi🌈
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whoa_guy

She didnt reject me.. bc I did not hit on her.. so therefore by the process of reasoning, by default.. I want rejected by emi

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whoa_guy

@pami do you like milch.. und. Brot. Gluten free? Und u like music? I like music.. what musex do u like to listen to?

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🎃Megumin-Chan (KelC1)🎃

German Learning and Dating Discussions

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🎃Megumin-Chan (KelC1)🎃

I'd lick your butt UwU

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cauliflower boy

Ihh da hat mir jemand in den Briefkasten geschissen

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cauliflower boy

1,5kg Tomatoes, 2 Onions, Garlic, fresh Thyme, Fresh Basil, Salt, Vegetable broth... and season to taste

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𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷
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🎃 Suzu 🍂 🦇

Fuck german bureaucracy tbh 😩😩

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💫 14 #announcements ID: 501836668819734541

🎃 Arenk 👻

Hello lovely memers. ❤ As some of you may know, we've been planning to do a user survey for a while now and are finally ready to present it to you. Ultimately, our goal is to make sure that everyone has a good time on the server and can benefit from it as much as possible, so we want to hear your opinions on the current situation and your ideas about how we can improve as a community. The survey is completely anonymous and all of the questions are optional. We would appreciate it if you would take some time to tell us what you think!
You can find the survey here: https://goo.gl/forms/Op2sIlz2cMbkXNr33

We currently plan to let the survey run till the end of the month.

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.Mika

Das ist dann wohl jetzt das neue Youtube-Design, weniger ist mehr

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Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Bitte ansternen

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Natalie Speakerman
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Haubentaucher📑korrigiert! bitte!

My proposal

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0xCow

i am best cow

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🌈 Nemoses

well, knowing how things go around here, this is the last time we'll see 0x1 in about a year

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SpookyMcSpookface

haha stupit Wormic

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🎃 Arenk 👻

So I get up at 9 am and walk into my lecture at 10. Except I don't recognize anyone and wonder who tf these people are. After getting to the end of the Hörsaal and not recognizing a single person I check my schedule and find out that my lecture was actually at 11. ::::::::::^^^^^^^^^^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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𝔈𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔣𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱

What's a Lisbon?

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🎃 Arenk 👻

GEFUCKED

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Booseidon 👻

I have a lactate lol

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Bun

Ppl only use 10% of brain capacity. so its ok to lose 90% of it

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skeletoxxo
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Booseidon 👻

You’ll cause me to melt like the whipped witch of the west

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🎃 Arenk 👻

the shit i do while i should be getting food 😒

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👻 Haunted Linguisttics 👻

Freundschaft beendet mit Bru

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Natalie Speakerman

@wicked hemlock when do i get my haggis?

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Well, there should be a Brazilians role.

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James

I named my stomach Budapest cause its the capital of Hungary

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Serki~ 🐾📝

sand is good because it's mild and unattractive just as people without specific roles are

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🎃 Arenk 👻

Callum likes men xD

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 502837140279787540

Murmic

don't worry florida can counter hurricanes with memes alone

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skeletoxxo
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🎃 Arenk 👻

god let's just all poke our eyes out and we'll only talk in the voice channels

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Very hauntted Knotts

Wow, telling people to die just because they don't agree with your views

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🌈 Nemoses

ban fozo

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ban callum

vongsprache saved my life actually

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Lolar(ping for free ban)

Callum, I will kill you.

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

We all combined our small individual brain power to produce a totally new and unique colour scheme.

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Callum, since you are the british one, I think you are more likely to be the queen.

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👻 Haunted Linguisttics 👻

reeee

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👻 Haunted Linguisttics 👻

Ey I didn't do you

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ban callum

brb banned

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ban callum

I was more like to post such a pic 🤷🏼‍♂️

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🎃The Whipped Witch of the West🎃

LOVE beef

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skeletoxxo

Honestly, this picture contains everything one needs to know about Daniel.

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Piwoticit

I like my weather wet and miserable.

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🎃 Arenk 👻

Also Flops dear, math is a skill. You lack practice, which is different from studying in the sense that you don't learn anything new but do the same thing over and over a billion times. You make a lot of silly mistakes and I believe that impacts your tests. If you make an arithmetic error somewhere, they have to take some points off, even if everything else is fine. Because of that math isn't something like Geography that you can just learn and know. It takes dedication and practice, especially if it's been neglected for a while, but good results do come to those who persevere, even if not immediately.

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🌈 Nemoses | Et es wie et es

Timmy was a chemist
But Timmy is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

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🎃Megumin-Chan (Jelsey)🎃
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Booseidon 👻

Can you stop making me wet please

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⭐ 2 #questions ID: 502960256981139466

𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷

I started learning German 2 months ago - Vor 2 Monaten habe ich angefangen, Deutsch zu lernen
I learn German since 2 months. - Ich lerne Deutsch seit 2 Monaten

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🎃 Arenk 👻

Ban euro euro euro syria euro syria

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🌈 Nemoses | Et es wie et es
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Oxygenium

@willow smelt ich schicke dich dorthin

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Booseidon 👻

kryptikosis ist eigentlich der Name eines Computerprogramms das von russischen Trollen erfunden wurde, um diesen Server zu infiltrieren und Streit unter seinen Mitgliedern auszulösen

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👻 Spoopy Berg 👻

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🌈 Nemoses | Et es wie et es

Can we create a not learning german role for people who just meme here?

We already have that - it's called Moderator

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Booseidon 👻

I like being punished

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Spooky McSpookface

Alright, but this is an exception, okay?

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Booseidon 👻

Nemo why you gotta do me like that 😥

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 503186450695716874

ctulhuslp

yeah, nemo, do him with more punishment, he likes it

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a concerned daughter, Kylie Phae

I CANNOT

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Booseidon 👻

I’m totaled curler

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🎃 Arenk 👻

:mmloller:

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Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

(sexually) pleased

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🌈dextrumi🌈

@earnest pulsar @burnt quarry

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🎃0x1

I was just getting started though

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skeletoxxo
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Booseidon 👻

Mine's actial spelled correcltu

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🎃 Arenk 👻

honestly loller make this your pfp

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🎃 Arenk 👻

fozon and colmo sittin in a tree k i s s i n g

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pls can ballum

STAR thAT

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🎃 Arenk 👻

Callum had an ok pfp but now it's art.

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skeletoxxo

smK

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skeletoxxo
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🎃The Whipped Witch of the West🎃
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🎃 Arenk 👻

Things bro hates, vol 1:
his fucking phone
when people cheat at cards
LA
SoCal
an inconsistent schedule
sleeping
the bus
his sister's last boyfriend
that song
candy
us all
cake
the iphone
when he's talking to someone and they mix up your and you're
clowns
trains
math
when he's watching a German movie or show and everything's clear as day and then one actor with a dialect shows up and it's like that one person has stuffed a sock in their mouth
small socks
not working out
that song
his phone
back to the future
potatoes
lane splitters
McDonald's
tea
prubes prubes prunes
how the British spell labor wrong
muffins
flying
his phone
his phone
when brits say loo
potatoes
the taste of potatoes
Alfredo
fast food
Taco Bell
the Beatles
when tings bridge his thang

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Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Niemals vergessen

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🎃 Arenk 👻

Bye.

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

For second one: "GEH LANGSAM. ICH BIN LERNER."

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Booseidon 👻

Quantum entanglement in post-5g microprocessors

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Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

2018-10-21 19:05 Due to my last activities? excuse me?

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🎃 Arenk 👻

Things bro hates, vol 2:
orange juice
his phone
this thing
ruining his hair
rubbernecking
watching basketball
when it's long
his computer
cucumbers
hotels
his phone
his phone
his phone
cucumber
this thing
autocorrect on his phone
his phone
when people put the clapping emojis between every word
his phone
nutrigrain bars
his phone
that
ice cream
hot dogs
clowns
cookies, cake and most sweets
winter
his phone
bacon
math
us all
fudge
potatoes
absinthe
being tall
the Beatles
regular milk
regular coke
McDonald's
Dexter's lab
when people smoke in non designated areas in public
how a lot of scientists act smugly right all the time
chocolate
warm things when he has a fever
fake people aka mannequins
darkness
mirrors
looking into mirrors
not being able to sleep for a week
graphs and math
custard

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Bun

shoobro** **
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⭐ 2 #general ID: 503739324332769282

Lolar

sadfuckbottle

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🎃 Suzu 🍂 🦇

What’s sheeple

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🎃Megumin-Chan (Kelsey)🎃

bro in a nutshell

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Haubentaucher📑korrigiert! bitte!

Englisch ist für Schlappschwanze. Echte Menschen sprechen Deutsch ;P

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👻Danieldrd👻

It’s just harder to get girls when you’re a longer

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🎃 Arenk 👻

I red do mehr Deitsch ois wie du. 😤

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Booseidon 👻

Good lick with your papers

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Asura

BOKO NO PIKO BEST ANIME EVER

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Spooky McSpookface

haha stupit 🎃The Moving Pump 🎃

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Flaps 🌸 B1

Yeh when I was a kid I was eating small stones like a chicken thonk

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🎃The Moving Pump 🎃

Kaffee ist nur Wasser mit Geschmack

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🌟 7 #general ID: 504376188895232021

UMU (🎃)〖👻〗
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Lillie
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Lillie
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🎃 Arenk 👻
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Booseidon 👻

Lillie why do you have to make me wet all the time

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Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

I lick 'em and then I suck 'em

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🎃Megumin-Chan (Kelsey)🎃

suckers 😩

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Booseidon 👻

Lillie keeps making me wet

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 504418732911886367

Spooky McSpookface

haha stupit Booseidon 👻

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Very hauntted Knotts
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Spooky McSpookface

haha stupit Booseidon 👻

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🎃 Arenk 👻

Gerne. Wiener Schnitzel sind immer aus Kalbfleisch. Wenn nicht, muss man explizit "Schnitzel aus X" dazuschreiben. Bestanden?

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🌟 5 #general ID: 504669148572286977

Bun

BrOwO

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Booseidon 👻

I don't wanna squirt myself

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🌟 5 #general ID: 504677811278053386

call me THE connoisseur

:rabu: :rabu:
👅

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Flaps 🌸 B1

sweet happy show with pedophilia? That doessn't sound right

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Someone: "I think I'll have some tea."
Bro: "WTF, tea is disgusting, it's the worst, what's wrong with you? I'd never drink that disgusting muddy leaf water. And milk? Don't even get me started on milk. Milk is disgusting. I avoid it at all costs. I hate everything about it. You should be banned for even mentioning it."

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Booseidon 👻

Why am I getting spritzed

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⭐ 3 #questions ID: 504887392524697601

^^

Diesär

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🎃 Suzu 🍂 🦇

Let’s all get high on food

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🌟 5 #archived-media ID: 505071194903543828

🎃The Moving Pump 🎃
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🌟 6 #general ID: 505077933782728704

Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

HEY FICKFLASCHE

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🌈 Nemoses

because this is not meant to be a meme server, but a place to learn the German language

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Booseidon 👻

I’m at the orifice

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French Soldier

You buy Spätzle at your local Aldi or Rewe or whatever, cook them until they start swimming in the salted water. While they cook, you dice half an onion and a clove of garlic and start frying them in a big pan.
After they start to caramelize you throw in your (drained) noodles, and start browning that stuff on medium to high heat.
Throw in the cheese (I like to chop it into thin slices so it gets all in there) and add salt, pepper and a shake of cayenne.
Fry that shit until desired level of golden brown is reached.

(The most expensive part of this is the cheese because I love to use swiss gruyère for Käsespätzle)

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Booseidon 👻

Sei Feder Syro

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Booseidon 👻

I wanna eat myself

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 505464964958519306

Booseidon 👻

I want me too tbh

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 505495124583907329

Jynx

Of course, good pizza, good pasta, then I go play my mandolino and have a meeting with my fellow comrades mafiosi

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🌟 5 #general ID: 505515258073317387

🌈dextrumi🌈

Filho da puta @slender gust

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 505540475927658496

stupido bikedrunkman

Eh, yeah I get ignored for girls' sisters at cinemas too much for a PhD Base 😭

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 505774476257132575

🌈 Nemoses

a trigonometric identity crisis 😱

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🌟 5 #general ID: 505785168200728586

🎃 i am the beryproudman 👻
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⭐ 3 #general ID: 505879085583433738

🍇Chrono χ 🍇

Or else I left would plant gay 😁

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 505929574530547723

Cyno | 🇦🇹

Dog battle royal

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 506045708147621908

🎃 i am the beryproudman 👻

Remove seeds from grapes, use seeds to plant more grapes, then sell the grapes for profit to finance your trip to Vienna.

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Haubentaucher📑⬇finde die Fehler⬇

warum bin ich ein direktes Objekt?

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Very hauntted Knotts

Did a little fan art of Arrem's cat. Not as good as his, though

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Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

@willow smelt ich finde dich gut, wenn du in meinem Bett bist

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Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

krypto, manchmal sagt callum Sachen, die keiner versteht

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🎃Megumin-Chan (Kelsey)🎃
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Das Känguru

@glad summit Alright then. The German Tax System.

Genereally, there are a few rules of thumb. But it's by no means easy. First of all imagine a huge mountain. Then go on and imagine that huge mountain being made of nothing but red tape. That's a pretty good outside view of the german tax system.

First rule of thumb: the richer you are, the more you evade. You just have to make sure that either you're not being caught or, in case of being caught, you're popular enough in public to be forgiven. Being the head of a pretty successful football team from bavaria is usually a good standing point to be forgiven evading a few millions of tax money. Ez pz so far. But I reckon those are not really the areas important to you. You should know how it's like in the middle of the society.

There is a few big taxes you have to pay as a german citizen. Most of them are fixed. For example on most products you buy in stores there's a 19% value-added tax (Mehrwertsteuer). It used to be 16% a few decades back, but now it's 19%. Good thing in Germany: all prices you see on products are always after tax. That means that if you go shopping and roughly add all the values of the items in your cart in your head, you will also roughly know what to pay at the exit. There are some weird special exceptions to this. For example you only have to pay 7% value-added tax for cut flowers, dogfood, racing horses, driving taxi or tickets to theaters. Those, for some weird reason, are "items of daily need". Whyever bread isn't, I don't know. Nobody does, probably. Next, there are some minor detail things like taxes on tabacco (every tabacco product you'll buy in Germany has a "Steuermarke", a tax label). That's also important when you try to import tabacco, even as a private person. There's a strict limit.

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Das Känguru

Another thing that isn't really a tax and something that not every person, but every household has to pay, is DIESE VERDAMMTEN ZWANGSGEBUEHREN "Rundfunkbeitrag". It's a fixed amount of 17,50 Euros per household and used to pay the non-private multimedia. That includes the entire ARD with all it's local sub-stations (NDR, WDR, mdr, HR, BR...), the ZDF and many many many other radio stations and alike. In return you basically do get the best multimedia value for money you can find. Not even Netflix can offer you this much. You can stream VODs of basically everything that was produced on the internet in HD, you get all those TV stations in HD and a lot of bonus stuff I can’t even count. Everybody has to pay this (again with a few exceptions like college-students receiving benefits from the state, obless people or people with a certain degree of disablement…).

And then, there is the biggest one for you as a private person and the one that bothers the most. The one that makes Germany a place where more work does not equal more pay. Income Tax. It ranges from 14% (above 9408 Euros per year) to 45% (above 57051 Euros per year) of your income with five steps *(„Zonen“) in-between. Thing is that firstly: the curve rises far too aggressive. Many people could work more, but won’t, because they’d not get more money from it. The curve rises far too aggressive and also flattens out far too early. There are people getting a bonus from their job only for it to vanish nearly completely into taxes. That’s one of the points creating a huge amount of frustration in the population and in my opinion part of the reason for many debacles in the country. Plus the entire system is far too complicated.

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Das Känguru

At last, there is little things. Taxes for your car (dependent on engine size), taxes for street cleaning (dependent on the amount of road your house takes in, yay corner property) and so on and so forth…

And that’s basically the roughest description of the German tax system I could give you. There are many many more taxes, rules and regulations. But those are the biggest bullet points in my opinion.

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sebi | correct me please

why did i read that as "Europe's fascist"

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Don't worry. If you ever feel sad, just study German.

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Booseidon 👻

The only times people can tie me is when I let them

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🌈 Nemoses

TOSH =
Things
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Oxygenium
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a very happy learnman

hohohoseidon

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Flaps 🌸 B1

mmhey

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🎃 i am the beryproudman 👻

That's great. I'm sure fozon will be delighted to hear that you're her long lost cousin Boris.

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🎃 i am the beryproudman 👻

Bananafootballman XIV.

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Booseidon 👻

What’s pooping fam

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Religious Niece Yorudia/Annette

Gross promestic doduct

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spoopy chris

i learn german from the medic in tf2

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habridgeman

Just don't open with a text saying "I'm imagining you naked right now. Can we have lunch?"

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Link

IT

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Link

suzu how on earth do you not want callum banned

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potet | korrigiere mich bitte

link hat immer recht tbh

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BlauDämon

Helfen Fremdsprachenkenntnisse beim Oralsex?🤔

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🎃 Nolanator 👻
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ctulhuslp

sober October
callum

Dw nobody expected you to keep to it anywa.y

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Suzu 🍂

Mmmm i hope your future partner has an onion kink or sth

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Starbreeze Kryptikosis 🐺

Du bist nicht abscheulich... deine Deutschkentnisse sind dein Farbpinsel und deine Sätze deine Gemälden

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sebi | correct me please

all cheese is good in love and war

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szybkiwi

Hallo! I am Ben and I have a 1000 day streak on duolingo but can't seem to speak anything...

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foxxerl
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Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

Ich ertappte mich dabei, an potatos schönen Körper zu denken

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Lillie, GLaD's hackerman
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ctulhuslp

some just like being rawed i guess

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Broseidon

@everyone I LOVE TEA AND POTATOES SOOOO MUCH. TEA I DRINK UNTIL MY THROAT DOESNT WORK ANY MORE. POTATOES I EAT FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER

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Broseidon

I LOVE POTATOES OF ALL KINDS. YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

It's your big brian trying to escape.

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Broseidon

No base, you’re putting worms in my mouth

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sebi | correct me please

star this

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Suzu 🍂

Everybody who likes aphrodite is actually gay, they’re into foam dicks ARREMBESTMODXD ARREMBESTMODXD ARREMBESTMODXD

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17

Oh, that's even a woman

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orank bes art bes fren bes mod

women cant do physics

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potet | korrigiere mich bitte

women can't do physics lol

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potet | korrigiere mich bitte

when someone says women can't do physics

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Broseidon

I like any white liquid that’s not milk or yogurt

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🌈 Nemoses

What does a German say when they're high and putting on a seatbelt?

Yo, Gurt.

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potet | korrigiere mich bitte

i have orange buzzed eyes and blue hair.

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𝔈𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔣𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱

What's a buzzfeed?

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EGGPLANE MAN 404 no light

i really like it when snake flies by me in a park during spring

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habridgeman

I just open the sun and go to page three like a good lad

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𝔈𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔣𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱

God was is wrong with my english nowadays

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callum
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🌈 Nemoses

hey, the notch invented minecraft - cut him some slack

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🎃 i am the beryproudman 👻

je 2 + omelette 2 ist 4 le quik mathematique

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go awae broseidon
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🌈 Nemoses

honhon, l'Airbag honlol

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No longer hauntted Knotts

More like rausdeer

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🌈dextrumi🌈

@soft hornet 🤔

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Spooky McSpookface

haha stupit ur bes fren

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Spooky McSpookface

haha stupit not someone

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

Hans is my qwik logikz prof. I'd totally do him, such a great guy.

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ctulhuslp

you have fun tastes, I guess, islo
like older guys?

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Broseidon

Arrem du siehst aus wie das Kind eines Menschen und eines Rentiers das von hundert Bienen gestochen wurde

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foxxerl
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Spooky McSpookface

Overmemed callum for 999 years, 11 months and 31 days.

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Suzu 🍂

@visual hatch @earnest pulsar

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄
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Tekeli-li

please fucking remove u w u from the spam filter

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b[UwU]n

arrem W arrem

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🎃 Nolanator 👻

tbh

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Broseidon

Je mehr Bäume gefällt werden, desto weniger Platz nehmen sie ein

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Broseidon

Also don’t senpais have to have sex with people or something

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Broseidon

Sarcophagus is just tone of voice

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gayper

Toaster? How stupid do you think I am?

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Broseidon

I like to spread it on my toes

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habridgeman

Doctor, engineer, lawyer - the sacred triforce of Asian parents

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Broseidon

Lazy town is gross. I hate those fucking weird kids shows that try to be weird and abstract and disturbing and only serve to corrupt the minds of little kids and give them nightmares and warp their sense of reality

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Broseidon

I HATE THE PORTUGUESE LANGUAGE

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Broseidon

Potet is my partner in Crimea j

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potet 🌈 korrigiere mich bitte

no, the top regret of people on their deathbeds is that they didn't get C2 German

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⭐ 3 #german-only ID: 509854477894025217

Haubentaucher📑⬇finde die Fehler⬇

Wenn man nicht im Traum ist, ist man im "Jawa"

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

Yeah. We should teach babies to lick themselves clean.

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potet

Imagine having friends LOL

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Broseidon

Base, you weren’t polite when you wanted to burn my delicious socks

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 510179547149238282

Broseidon

How dare you call me an immoral gardening tool

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potet 🌈 korrigiere mich bitte

arrem doesn't doing a CS degree destroy your social skills anyway so even if you found a girl it wouldn't work out

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potet 🌈 korrigiere mich bitte

im gonna heck heckie until she screams heck so hecking loud that hedges become sentinent

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🎃 Nolanator 👻
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No longer haUwUntted Knotts

Why do you guys star such weird stuff

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No longer haUwUntted Knotts

I read that as "hey fuckbottle"

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Derbysiegerin Annette 🏒🐧🏎

Kölner Haie fans can suck my catfishing balls tho

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habridgeman

Well, it would be worrying if one were to find oneself shagging a potato.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 510608882377162773

Lola

Mm, your Python skills left your body

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Nenn mich babe nicht.

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 510613837930823680

Lola

shootperson @high eagle

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

Things Suzu hates:
kids
group work
volleyball
this server
how the convo in snapchat disappears after a while
sweating
newborns
prepositions
sarcastic teachers
smoking
commuting
how callum talks over her
French
summer
geo where you actually have to draw stuff
history
how it becomes mud
Krypti
the spam filter
walking uphill

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heckie ❄⛄🎄

water when it has a taste
ew this is contaminated!
water when it has no taste
wtf this has no taste

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🌟 5 #general ID: 511013964998770700

jonathas

@rustic citrus danke!

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 511206765887488035

potet 🌈 korrigiere mich bitte

yeah we no longer use the word one in englsh any more:
examples

'you should try and brush your teeth twice a day'
'you should try and learn german'
'you is not a prime number'
'two divided by two is you'

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 511220878709882902

ctulhuslp

dex ist einfach merkwurdiges Person

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Haubentaucher📑⬇finde die Fehler⬇

die Anfänger sollen sowieso nicht in einen Ort kommen, dessen Namen sie nicht verstehen

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⭐ 3 #other-languages ID: 511285203038371850

𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷

Wenn Hessen in Essen Essen essen, essen Hessen Essen in Essen.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 511292733110091791

Zerker96

imagine dumping your child in a box next to thrash

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habridgeman

Deutsch v2.1.4 - added #tea channel, moved @earnest pulsar permanently

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 511577617942577201

Chuck

"normal"
"Austria"
pick one

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 511584688616243211

に | still ephie

Met(t)zger

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No longer haUwUntted Knotts

Don't ask

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heckie ❄⛄🎄

fuck me potet cmon

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🌟 5 #general ID: 511611302678888458

Guppi

Life's too short to learn french

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🌟 5 #general ID: 511616641470300160

heckie ❄⛄🎄

lets just let it mass vibrate 0x1s dad everytime

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 511616783162277888

Chuck

let's vibrate some old men

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heckie ❄⛄🎄

stop it you dirty bastards 😒

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 511617203821608981

heckie ❄⛄🎄

@wispy sparrow ween

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 511619751038943232

Suzu 🍂

Sorry dex, you don’t fulfill the gayness requirements of this server.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 511622703631826944

Suzu 🍂

I’ll bang you out, potat

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🌟 7 #german-only ID: 511879428570349578

𝔖𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔨𝔢 𝔣ä𝔥𝔯𝔱 ℜ𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔷

Blau muss mein Geliebter sein.
Blau wie süßer Blaubeerwein.
Blau wie Himmel weit und leer.
Blau wie wildes großes Meer.

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

To each what I like, how dare other people have their own opinions wtf ban everyone who doesn't think like me.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 512129374301192212

bitte entheckt mein deutsch🌻

mmozzarellol

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 512307898223951883

Suzu 🍂
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⭐ 3 #general ID: 512327056147742735

flourboy

Wenn du mit deinen Zeitungen fertig bist Lillie, hast du dann mal Zeit ung auf ein Date zu gehen ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 512332291599499268

Broseidon

When I'm drunk I usually find myself sobbing into chicken tenders at Denny's at 3am

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heckie ❄⛄🎄

UNFUCK OFF

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 512334978797797377

habridgeman

Imagine working for the Fucking Polizei

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 512336605248487424

Broseidon

I'm going to kill all of you

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🌟 6 #general ID: 512336771120365612

Broseidon

My tits are off limits before my Victoria's Secret ultra lace comes in the mail

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🌟 6 #general ID: 512336839361953802

heckie ❄⛄🎄

my tits are always out for bro

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🌟 5 #general ID: 512339924280672258

ban callum

@wicked hemlock when the line goes weewoo instead of just wee or just woo

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 512340392830566441

potet

WEST VAGINA

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 512340474061783043

flourboy

Cuntry roads?

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🌟 6 #general ID: 512343288439635968

potet

we had a conversation about furries today in german and the teacher said 'if you had to dress up as a furry animal what would it be' and i said 'a dead gorilla' and he said why would it be dead and i said 'cause they didn't wanna use traniqulisers' but he wasn't on the same ethereal plane of memery as me :( so now he probably thinks i'm weird lol

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 512354820066377775

🎅 i am the santaman 🎄 
Wouldn't it be nice if we did Pythong
Then we wouldn't have to not do Pythong
And wouldn't it be nice to do Pythong
In a kind of world where we do Pythong
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⭐ 4 #general ID: 512395061888286743

fozotrone

Finished

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Berg.

Bro and @willow smelt should make an old men convention

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 512414829747765249

gayper

Oida Loida

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 512414852594139137

🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

Excuse me he likes ponies and his name is Broseidony.

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⭐ 4 #general ID: 512417026564685836

🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

Ataque de clearly Brasilian locos

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 512427394900951050

habridgeman

I have heard a lot about this legendary fuckbottle

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🌈dextrumi🌈

You don’t need Windows

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sebi | correct me please

wenn man rein von der emojiauswahl ausgeht, besteht die skala aus 😕 🙁 ☹ 😣 😖 😫 😩 😤 😮 😱 😨 😰 😯 😦 😧 😢 😥 😪 😓 😭

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🌟 5 #questions ID: 512703848880537605

Saʃʃa 🇨🇭

thou mayst do that but keepest in mind that thou wilst sound thisly

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⭐ 2 #general-2 ID: 512709235834880003

𝓡𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷

Eines ist schwul, anderes ist tot

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🌟 5 #general ID: 512753146313965580

Broseidon

I love cuck

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🌟 5 #general ID: 512753588074971147

Broseidon

Don’t even know how it knows cock

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 512754178167275520

Broseidon

I’ve never heard Ben Shapiro say cock before

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Broseidon

I’ve never sag cocks for hours wtf

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Broseidon

You should all go try some delicious dill dough 😒

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heckie ❄⛄🎄

@earnest pulsar

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VerGanGenHeit

Es ist November?

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Lillie Michelle 🌺

Broseidony and her childony Brony Juniony 😩

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AblauErer
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Broseidon

Was wäre wenn ich wie ein Lehrbuch klingen wollte, weil ich mich als Lehrbuch identifiziere

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

I wrote into Google "You're cute". Apparently that's not good enough for foxxo. So I wrote "You're a cute female."

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Broseidon

I can be on dick whenever I want

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potet | korrigiere mich bitte

according to nola you can anyway 😔

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Broseidon

Oh my god I’m lesbian

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haggis

Lidorally gonna kidnap bro and harvest organs

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Sled Slurp Syro

Browodony mmlol

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Broseidon

@versed jacinth A piece of string goes into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The string leaves, twists himself up, parts his hair, and goes back into the bar. The bartender says "Aren't you the same guy from before?" And the string says, "I'm a frayed knot."

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habridgeman

Confucius say, man who not ship bier, must be mobben

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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Open when you run out of cheese.

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Broseidon

Dick

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🌟 6 #general ID: 514140349942202390

fozotrone
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🌞 Basementality 🐈

Every comment is passive aggressiveness in disguise.

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No longer hauntted Knotts

ARREMBESTMODXD

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Lau

Ich habe den lauwarmen Lauch Lau aufgelauert (bitte nicht)

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Broseidon

Ich kann auch nicht Nackt aus dem Fenster schauen

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heckie ❄⛄🎄

19 in horse years

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Lillie 🥀 
       l
    lololol    lolo    olol
   l       olol    ololol
     ololol    lolo
      l l
   lolololololol```

lolcopter
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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

His name is Broseidony and he loves the pony.

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Broseidon

Nobody messes with my sex 😤

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

Bro is gonna put stuffing in a dead birds butt xDD

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Broseidon

My mom is stuffing the butt, not me

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Broseidon

I also like Irish car bombs

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Suzu 🍂

Laut Lau laufen launige Laureaten mit lauten launischen Laufhunden lautend, dass lausige Lausbuben nur Lausern lauschen @lofty needle

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heckie ❄⛄🎄

@potent sigil so since we're the only man and owman left of the earht, haha thats pretty crazy huh haha, how are we gonna upkeep the population haha imagine hah ; )

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

Sorry Broseidony. Not everyone can get a boner as big as yours when you see a pretty pony ass. 😔

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

A commie pony tea drinking cake eating server.

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No longer hauntted Knotts

A giant man being forced to water a tree, threatened by a gun

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Broseidon

Ohne dich kanb ich nicht Atomkraft

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Broseidon

Phone sacks

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Broseidon

Cow is a fish

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Broseidon

Hör nackt auf ihn

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Broseidon

Austrlaisns can do what they want cuz sexy Asians

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Broseidon

I didn’t bfent my pope tho

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trishmapow

driving

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🌟 6 #general ID: 515405988057055242

Broseidon

Need toon hit the hag

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potet | korrigiere mich bitte

and the sport in which you have to hit table-tennis tables across a net is called Tischtennistischtennis. The table you use to play this game is called a Tischtennistischtennistisch, and the derived adjective is tischtennistischtennistischtisch

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🎅 i am the santaman 🎄

Tbh 361€ for a phone is way too much. Just do what callum did and buy yourself a shitphone for like 0.2€.

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Broseidon

I’ll bum you

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 515599635348455444

potet | korrigiere mich bitte

tbh if bro was a pony i wouldn't mind bestiality

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Lillie 🥀

You're not a fucking pony, you're fucking a pony Bro

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Broseidon

Let’s just say a mob boss gets to call me sally every Friday night

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 515660279615586306

b[UwU]n zoop

Why am i imagining some random stranger walking to colmo and whisper "ban callum bitte"

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 515676173267632133

Lillie 🥀

Bro complains about bikes with electrical engines for extra propulsion

drives a car

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Broseidon

If you combine the two, you get “shaggis”

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🎅 i am the callumman 🎄
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Saʃʃa 🇨🇭

Jeff wie dick bist du?

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🎅 i am the callumman 🎄

@pliant smelt @worthy storm fixed ur image

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Traxicle

What is lambda, another one of those stupid German da prep?

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habridgeman

what's wrong with a few tentacles?

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 516043556368941057

𝔈𝔦𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔣𝔞𝔲𝔰𝔱

I'd like to go Brazil for the ladies.

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⭐ 3 #general ID: 516047227781906447

🎅 starwhore berg 🎄

ataque de pingo macaco loco

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🎅 starwhore berg 🎄

Justin Bieber brony furry communist.

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habridgeman

this feels more like a dysfunctional family fb group than a german learning server

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shitface arrem

why would people star things then

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🎅 starwhore berg 🎄

too bad, we don't want people to have fun here or anything

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 516056321926234133

🎅 starwhore berg 🎄

and you can just do >star random to see stars

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potet | korrigiere mich bitte

i am a pretty little lesbian

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ctulhuslp 🇺🇦

potet, iif i had a closet as big as you are in, i'd be able to park a fucking truck inside it

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potet | korrigiere mich bitte

brexit cured my insomnia

cause now i cry myself to sleep every day

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Broseidon

I want her to rip my british isles from my EU

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Broseidon

Hey kid, you here to learn some Deutsch 😏 oh shit it’s the feds, run!

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Broseidon

El em eh oh

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⭐ 2 #general ID: 516711702549626901

🎅 0xmas 🎄
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Pferd🐴 (Ping For Exciting woRD)

aachen is far and sounds like a throat infection

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🌟 5 #general ID: 516724474763018242

Broseidon

No dude she’s old enough to be my man

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Broseidon

I got the big Brians