#general-2
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I ate 5 kg sugar today maybe that's why
Oh dear. 
Even brain work with glykoz
During Eid visits? 
Oh so you don't feel disappointed or annoyed by me nor feel the sudden urge to hit me with a screwdriver? I've clearly not been trying hard enough 
I dont have Eid visits
Oh my, only 5? 
No, I had 3 screwdrivers and I poked all of them into Broob's leg. 
Aw. That's it, we're sending Harold over to visit.
I guess,, maybe moree
I'm on my way with my purple broomstick, time to have an eid party 
Aww 
I need Eid Partyyy
I‘m cleaning the goat
GLaD Eid party in Turkey let's go. 
But you guys aren't in Turkey
Why are you playing my feelings
Bet, I'll come pick you, alya and pizazzo near the döner place at 2:48 am exact. Wear a purple hat and bring half a gallon of orange juice
Am i invited?
Is purple headscarf okay instead of purple hat 🙃
Of course, I'll wear one too so you can recognize me 
U can wear a hat above ur headscarf too
I dont have purple hat
Of course you are silly kedi.
Oh well then purple headscarf it is
Hihi
I need this party really
I need the party too
Oh no
might as well go to the shopping mall and buy loads of hats and pretty glasses, we can never have too many 
I'll happily attend any party where I can make delish food. 
I am gonna go there with my 1 tepsi baklava
Oily if I make you a pizza will you say that it's pişi, asking for a friend.
Hell yeah!
I wont i will say „omge its the yim yum pizza made by my dearest mother aka pizza princess“
I've never eaten arrem pizza, I'll forever not be ok 
I dont like pizza
But i would lovely share my baklava
WHAT DO U MEAN U DONT LIKE PIZZA
I hate pizza
HOW DARE U SAY THAT U JUDT OFFENDED MY MOM
@sudden panther shhh dont look close ur eyes
No no STOP SAYING THAT omg its okay arrem dont look okay? Dont look until i tell u to
Ahahaha did i say something wrong
It's okay, some poor people have never experienced a proper pizza. It's our duty to change that. 

I‘m so sad for those people
Never taste pizza before
But i dont like it
It's kind of complicated to explain
Actually i hate cheese
Like there is no way that i could eat cheese
That's why i dont eat pizza
It's okay, we can make other dishes too. Taki also wants grass instead of pizza when I invite her to parties. 
it's never too late to repent 
What if we put onions, peppers and minced meat on your pizza. 
It's oki for me
I wish we can make a party really
I wanna cry here
I need some distractions
Great. 
Exam stress?
Yeahhh
Actually generally school stress
Lol

What party
Eid party
We are gonna share our baklava's and pizza's there
@green cipher Eid Mubarak!
I need a party too i wanna cry so hard too
Thank You Robot
@sudden panther wheres my hug i need a hug mom 
What happened to you
Let's cry together
Wait in Turkish you say Bayraminiz mübarek olsun, right?
Yes

You can have 7. 
you can also say mutlu bayramlar which means happy eid
Yes but how do you know?
Omge yes
thanks
Skill.
Oily is also a poor sad student. You can definitely cry together.
||düzenim bozuldu
||
Nie ki?
Definitaly
I go to uni in one of the most affected cities from the earthquake ^^
Or maybe some Turkish friends
They send us to another uni now and the new uni is really cruel
Ohh that's sad
God, that's rough
Yeaahhh
My sister just scared me, now I'm really starting to cry.😭
dont cry!
My inside is crying my outside is stable right now🤧
That's okay, everyone here is crying on the inside.
You can say it loud 
My MS in voice channels 1,5k+
If you are on the inside...are you really inside? 
we had little to eat when i was a child, so i did not learn to care for such dislikes
who hates cheese that much anyway
maybe they are autistic and don't like the texture of certain foods
yeah i am just pointing out it is common with autistic people
Your assumptions are killed me. I'm not autistic, I'm a normal human being. And I'm not a girl who grew up in wealth. If my hatred for cheese has caused people to judge me so much... I guess I should talk less.
Philosophy lol
hi
You guys literally think that i am autistic becuz i hate cheese
I am ReSeNtFul
How does someone not like cheese
How cheese smells
No, we certainly don't. Anyone capable of thinking for half a second before sending a message will realize that there are also plenty of things that they dislike themselves, and that just means they're a normal person with their own preferences. 
Thank you finally someone understand me 
I know many people who don't like cheese don't worryy
@green cipher resentful of?
Yes I am
Of what?
Long story
Everything.
Is there any diecasters?
I think your english isn't A0
I talked you before
You have descent one
did you?
ah thats why i didn't recognise you i think
ohhh youre that turkish girl
i'm aggressive to everyone dont be bothered by it
Yes i am 
Hey guys
Hello
Hi
Bro wtf? Descent one?b
Decent*
I talked to you before*
Lmao
Sorry
Descent means like iniş in your language
Or somthing like that

Hi, it's fine to offer corrections (unless people ask you not to), but please keep it respectful and don't use phrases like "bro wtf".
Hallo leute alles klar
True i was being rude
Ja und bei dir
let me dm u one thing💀
yeah
What can I say?
I will learn the truth by making mistakes
True im sorry for acting rude

No worries 
wtf no, he's my friend from another server😭
@south ridge Don't insult people here please.
I’ll remember that


Hi alya
Hallo matteo
hey
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versteheee
Hi
W pfp
Thanks
What is this W mean
Hello Dear Bot
How are you?
Win
Win pfp doesn't make any sense to me
Are you make fun of me?
Yeah you are not familiar with the term win pfp
because it's not a cat
I don't know the youth lingo these days, but I think "W" is slang for approval/saying something is cool etc.
yes true
We are getting old
same with L (meaning "lose" or "loser") which shows disapproval/criticism/ridicule etc.
you can't say (L)oman obviously it doesn't make any sense
How can i get this point that i couldn't understand young generation texts
Such a sadd
Thank you for information
Li
(W)Li
You really are 
w rizz
Last night we talked
But now he ignored me
Sorry for the late reply, @green cipher, I was pretty busy. I'm fine, how about you?
Okay, that's w rizz.

Ohh my Godd
You made my night
Dear bott
I wish I had that much rizz...
I need ur hug
Can you teach me, like an NFT guru, how to get that w rizz???
Aww thank youu
This Rizz is me
I couldnt understand
Resentful
I am old lady
I am Resentful
Nonetheless your rizz is absolutely huge.
Hell yeah!
I read every single one of his books.
Because he is my personal lord and savior. He enlightened me personally. I learned through his books that an equal chance for everyone is the most important thing there is. And that changed me. How I act and talk to people.
And because he looks amazing!
I mean, look at that big santa claus beard!
I think it's good reminder me
Wooow
That's awesome
what is a quick pleasure
For me it is like 5 minutes incognito mode on some websites.
It is soo personal
ok
When i see Karl Marx
I remembered his this words
"Religion is the opium of the masses"
What do think of that?
That's soo deep for me
Well first of all it really depends originally where r u from
Bcuz your region determined your religion
True. I am a German protestant. But I still am fully committed to him and communism, because, if you think about his words longer, what you and I did, they mean so much more.
I mean, his writings promise an alternative for everyone that gives more than it takes, for the most people.
Why aren't you yellow then if you are native German
But i love philosophers.
And philosophy
It takes a while to verify. I can send you a screenshot if you want proof.
No no
I believe you
Okay, good.
I do too. The philosophers in the time of the enlightenment are great too. Ever heard of Voltaire or Immanuel Kant?
I am big fan of uncle immanual
That i see him as my uncle
I should really shave my beard again at some point
But I literally don't have time
😭😭😭
What do I do 

Ohh my God
Shave it quickly
I hate beard
I am gonna buy for you a razor
Nooo like not completely
Just shorten it
😭
To like
Idk
4-6 mm
Your not wrong
mines the 6.5 Grendel
Guten morgen
Did you shave it
Hallo
if interested plz DM me
Nooo😭😭😭
Germans usually don't have much to shave anyway ^^
We are one of the cleanest ethnicity in that regard 
Hm?
You know not trimming a beard makes it grow, right?
Why
You mean you guys already don't have beard 
idk where they live, but I know a dozen people with a huge ass beard
I can't imagine a German Guy with full of beard
Sehr interresant
🤨
Like me?

Na my beard is not "Huge ass", I trim it sometimes
German discord mods maybe 
What color is ur beard Marwin
I sometimes find 1 Red hair in my beard
Well i saw some men in here their hair is more dark but their beard is like red
Do Robots have beard
Yes
Howw
Science
Why Red
.
Der Rest meines Bartes ist aber nicht rot 
That's the real point 😂
Some yellow cable be exist in ur beard
Hmm no
You mean ur beard is blue💀
No
Tell me the color then 
Nö
show me
Allah aşkına bir Türk bana yardım edebilir mi
How can i say küstüm sana
Dont say me other languages
I am trying to translate this sentences during one year
Uhm. How?
in 3 days
I will try
weeee
sa
servus Jungs
und Mädels
Thank you for ur response
t8
Hey Guys, how're y'all doing today?
good, what about you?
@rugged cypress 
sehr gut!
is there like a law to write "werbung" whenever a German youtuber does a paid advertisement? they do it every single time.
there is for american YT
so i assume yes
if u are being paid to promote a product u must state that
Guys, I was at a restaurant ordering dessserts. The waiter asked if I wanted my ice cream now or later. I said later. Then after I finished my meal I wanted to ask for the dessert, but I dunno how to ask for it in german. What do you normally say in this situation?
"Entschuldigen Sie , ich hatte noch einen Nachtisch bestellt"
Der Bro hat 27min für die Antwort benötigt 😦

Hat 27min warten müssen bis er es bekommen hat

Tja Pech 
i say yes
duuuuuude, I disagree for some reason
oof what color is your Bugatti
which one?? 😏
sheeeessh send a pic of them all
oh, ehmm
i might have gotten bankropped last night:)
lmao
they gone bro 🤧
dont worry
you lending me one of yours?
sure with witch color
black pls
sure it will be with you in 1 hour
Hello
Hey, how's it going?
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Thanks for the support guys! ;)
that's how you do it as a manager
What does that have to do with me? 
You are american and probably like the show
Never seen it I had to look it up lol
or at least have seen scenes from it
Where are you from
i have only watched these short scenes from it as well
hard to explain but lets say i live in Germany now
helo helo
from which series is this
Gut:)
Was machst du
Ich bin auf dem Weg zur Arbeit
how good?
Hello
Hellö
I'm sorry mate I don't speak German
I’m don’t speak German either 
That makes you and me
🤝
ich spreche auch kein Deutsch
ich kann alles, außer deutsche Dialekte
Hallo, kann ich ein deutscher partner hier finden dass wir immer reden können ,ich kann mit englisch hilfen ,wenn ja dm mir und viellen dankk.
Hi hi, welcome to the server jaafer! I recommend checking out #1065443550004781067 , since that channel is dedicated to help learners find people with who they can study with I feel that you'll find it easier to find someone who's willing to become your study partner.
Happy learning! I hope you have a good time here 
Well:)
Look at this beautiful field guys
Isn't it looks like a green sea ^^
I wanna jump on the clouds soo badly 
So schön. Ich möchte auf diesem Feld reiten 🏇
That's a great idea
But I don't think the landlord likes the idea. Canola is cultivated in this field.
Oh, so it looks like this when it's blooming?

Yeahhh that's soo beautifull
It’s very yellow
Any simple explanation for adjectives and their endings?
faq adjective declension
A Brief Guide to Memorizing German Noun and Adjective Declension by Basementality
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jWl5-kkqF3FQLDzrz8XLBJj7hvPFQK7MT5SYEDGK65E/edit
Btw I recommend to use #questions for asking questions about German language.
Its very good
@grizzled torrent
Fr
Spielt jemand hier Overwatch oder Civ VI_
Ich kann deutsch schrieben, aber ich möchte mein gesprochenes Deutsch üben
Civ 5 aber nur ab und zu im Jahr
wenn du Civ Vi haben, sag mir mal. Augenblick ist es ganz billig
Mir gefällt die Graphik von Civ 6 nicht
Civ 5 kann ich Immortal easy gewinnen
Das einzige Spiel, das ich seit ungefähr einem Jahr spiele, ist RDR2 
Hallo zusammen. Ich studiere Psychologie und im Rahmen meiner MA suche ich nach Probanden. Wenn ihr zwischen 18-35 J seid und sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse habt (C Niveau oder Muttersprachler) könnt ihr euch daran teilnehmen.
Es geht um Multitasking und ihre Multitasking-Fähigkeit wird hier gefordert. Als Erstes müsstet ihr einen kurzen Fragebogen ausfüllen (wir fragen nie über eure persönliche Information und alle Informationen bleiben vertraulich) danach werdet ihr ins Experiment weitergeleitet. Das Ganze sollte nicht mehr als 30 Min dauern (viele sind schneller fertig) und ist komplett online (ihr braucht nur eine PC-Tastatur)
Wenn ihr Interesse habt, bitte schreibt mir, ich werd euch den Link und das Passwort pro DM schicken. (aus Sicherheitsgründen ist die Studie passwortgeschützt)
Jede Teilnahme zählt!
Vielen Dank im Voraus.
Diese Nachricht wurde durch <@&305455824174710787> genehmigt
Die Ukraine
Uh..
How do I get roles
Or are there only native/heritage roles??
I looked everywhere I swear
For me they all show up as "🔒no access" ):
There's a Channels and Roles button at the top of the channel list, under Events.
Thank you!
Sup
morning
Yes.
Russland, Tula region. Auf der anderen Straßenseite ist es ein Weizenfeld
How beautiful all over the world is
I appreciate it!
Thank you for sharing this photo with me

Sup
Sup sup leute
Hallo
hallo
@strong stratus Sahne.
@green cipher why do we have 4 multi servers??

Ich.
genau. Wie geht's?
muss. Wie läuft es so bei dir?
Muss hört sich typisch deutsch an. Warum nicht gut? 
Also mit geht es sehr gut!
I was about the cry
But this made me smile
Just want to say thank you
Rly? Im happy for that but wha happened??
just kind of human problems
it basically is
it's not allowed to make drama here
Thank you for asking
Alles gerade zu anstrengend gerade
Das wird sich bestimmt legen 


Np

Sehr schön
i've found something pretty weird
what's that
the app version of duolingo have dark mode, while the web version does not have dark mode
dark duolingo
dark-reader extension moment
I know it's kind of dumb to learn several languages at a time, but I want to know German, French, and Welsh seems cool too, and it's fun to try new languages anyway, so I prefer having a backup language (or two) to go to if I get bored of French (which I probably won't)
Yeah German is kind of just a side language for me but I'd like to stay here because of the welcoming community and the assistance
Definitely mentioning <@&305455824174710787> s
I read something yesterday.
In a recent research, there is a connect between the number of friends and the size of the brain's orbital prefrontal cortex.
So if you have lots of friends, this area of your brain gets bigger. Isn't it very interesting?
What do you think about your orbital prefrontal cortex size?
plumb size 🤭
so, only a few words use commonly use preterite, right? Anyone has like a nice little list with these words from an online resource?
also if they have comparisons with their subjunctive II counter parts that would be awesome
wut
faq past tense
German has two basic past tenses: Perfekt and Präteritum.
To put it simply: Perfekt is used for spoken and casual German, and Präteritum is used for formal writing such as novels. For anything in between or if you’re unsure, it’s best to simply ask a native speaker. But most of the time, you will be using Perfekt, so it’s recommended that you learn that first!
However, even when you are using the Perfekt tense, a few verbs are often still used in Präteritum. This varies by region! Some native speakers use 100% Perfekt tense when they speak, but most people use at least a few words with Präteritum in their speech.
The main verbs commonly used in Präteritum form even when using Perfekt are:
• haben (e.g. ich hatte instead of ich habe gehabt)
• sein (e.g. ich war instead of ich bin gewesen)
• modal verbs
• wissen, denken (e.g. ich wusste, ich dachte)
The following are sometimes also used in Präteritum form but not as pervasively:
• bleiben, brauchen, finden, geben, gehen, laufen, liegen, rufen, sehen, sitzen, stehen, tun
I still don't see the information @rocky goblet
Why i couldn't see
Did you try restarting the App or redownloading it?
If i delete this app
It wants me to code when i log in
Did you forget your login data? 😦
I also forgot it for my previous Account
yes
Try checking if your link previews are on, it's possible it's happening if they're off
I couldn't find this
Is it in privacy and security
Try clicking on your profile at the end right of your screen, when the menu thingy comes scroll a bit down and click text and media . You'll see a few optional settings, and then you can see the show embeds and preview website links pasted into chat
You were right
It was off
Thank you really🫂
No problemo, that will be 5 cheesecakes and 10 tubs of pistachio icecream of course, it's nothing at all. I'm glad I could help you out

OMG!!
I don't have cheescake or icecream
If i had a chance i would lovely share my 1 tepsi baklava with you
Again again so many thanks🌻
good job @hot cloak i am impressed
you tried to fix the problem
I also wanna say thank you to you
Im on my way, let's watch a movie too 
this names wissen and denken, but other sites i've found doesn't mention these
on the other hand, i've seen verbs like werden and laufen mentioned as being commonly in präteritum
in fact, one site even mentions wissen as sounding odd or poetic if you use präteritum
Danke danke this is nothing except a mere speck of my incredibly vast knowledge on coding and snek language 
the opinions seem to differ a lot on different web sites
Hallo!
Allo Allo, welcome to the server moaaz! 
Wie geht es?
alive, how about you
I'm glad to hear! 
|| You can also say " Mir geht es gut" here when you'd like to respond to someone who asked how you are, ich bin gut means that you're good at something or are a good person morally||
Hi. i have a multi entry Spain schengen visa with 20 days left. Can i reenter Schengen from outside the zone into Berlin only for 10 days using this visa?
hi cosma
Can't you call your Embassy to clear that? (You'd get a better answer I guess)
too shy to call the embassy
ok ok you convinced me, i want to marry you now
just call already
Oh didnt know that! Thanks

I cannot even talk to the cashier let alone the embassy
Bruh one time i had to call the german, austrian, bulgarian, turkish, hungarian and the serbian embassy
Was funny 
Oh my god no lmao
nomad cat
Weeeeeelllll
Oh yes you’ve been a very mad bad cat ayalala
Ayalala lol
True lewesisis
Isn’t that how you spell your name?
Alalaallayaa

Welp
Ich wünsch' ich war ein Oskar-Mayer Wiener,
Sowas würd' ich richtig möchten sei!
@opal sequoiadid you ever get pulled over by the cops?
I just got pulled over 🙃
Well at least it was something new for a change
But bruh these cops
wtf
Did you do any Cannabis?
No
Lets check your pupils
"They are widened. Follow us we drive to HQ and make an urine test"
Then i had to piss in a cup at their HQ
"Whhat? He is not positive"?
"Nevermind. You can go "😇
@strong stratus and @sage kayak I kinda wanna share the whole encounter with you guys
They literally tried to get me for anything
They thought you were high and still had you drive?
First check if i got Verbandszeug, Warnweste and Warndreieck
Had to do the Alkohol Test in my car
Was ist Warnweste?
Yeah i had to follow them twice
Lol wtf
That sounds so frustrating
that's ridiculous
Dang dude if you had smoked weed in like the past week you'd have been fucked
Those are the things that you need to have in the car. Warnweste = reflective vest, Warndreieck =breakdown triangle, Verbandszeug = med kit
Oh really? That's super cool
We don't have that in the US
But we really should tbh
Ya I think that's a good idea
I don't like that they can just screw with u like that tho
^^
Here if u don't blow above 0 on the alc test they'll probably let u go
I mean I guess police can do that anywhere
Even if they're not supposed to
I guess it was because it was at 4 am and i said i was just driving around for fun, when they asked me where i was heading
(i programmed a lot and needed to calm down a bit haha)
@fair iron you also mentioned you once thought about joining the police or something
any opinions?
Now that i had breakfast and thought about it yeah it was a bit shady
i mean my pupils were widened according to their account and they also made me park the car sideways when we reached HQ
they stood exactly like that and told me to park sideways from the front lol
and terrain was uphill as well
pretty sure a noob driver who used some substance could crash it
At least i will have a story to tell to my uni colleagues haha
@opal sequoia is this looking okay? 
Seems slightly dry but it should be fine. Did you measure the flour and water ratios exactly?
yeah 
it was a lil dry so I added a lil more water too
maybe it's coz it's quite hot here too
Did you measure the flour by weight?
yepp, 200g
Okay, then it should be fine.
okay then, thanks!
1/4th of the batch 
making namak para?
no, Udon
tho yeah I can just make namak para if it fails 
tho my noodle cutting game is shit 
Why only 1/4?
Maybe you are cutting it too small.
oh I divided it 😂 should I have not done that? 
Sure, you can. It doesn't matter.
I think that's illegal in Germany but im not sure
But I was just surprised it would take so long to cut.
oh yeah no, I'm just slow
. Using a pizza cutter to cut it since there's no sharp, non serrated knives at my house 
Yes it is according to StVO §30
@prime patrol Guten Morgen!
Morgennn Vatichen 
Wtf why was that never mentioned in driving school
Ohh, I see.
Are you making udon?
Because no one cares about that.
You are only Llowed to drive with a purpose. You could tell them anything, as long as they cant read your mind it will be fine lol.
They said i'm fine at the end so i hope i don't get a fine or something in 1 month lol
"You are fine, you may leave now"
Yeah
That moment was really dramatic. Just me and the police and they were driving the other direction and suddenly i see them turning. I wanted to get out of there asap. I thought i went 50 in a 30 but that was indeed a 50. And then just when they complete the u turn and start following me, a read light in front of me. As a use the breaks to stop they switch on their blue light and i know i am fcked . Then they pull down their window and tell me to follow them to a safe spot where they can do the alcohol check and rest of the car checks
Uiii um proud :o
They Look lit
Oh no, was that in Germany
Morning Ms Princess ^^
Idk if it's just the photo but it also seems also a bit darker than what you'd get with plain white flour, and whole wheat flour will usually require a bit more water.
Oh and i forgot to mention that one of the front lights was weak that was their reason for stopping me in the first place
Ves forgot to remove the Bugs of the flour
Yeah coz it is whole wheat
. I did realize that halfway into the process and added more water xD, should've prolly added a bit more
thankyou
Yeah sadly😔 extra protein moment
Nice. 
It's okay though, it still looks very güt.
Göt
It's cooked now
Looks fine as hell gurrrrl
Wie du
Great work. How is the taste?
Mild, perfect canvas to add spice
Flour, water and my blood and tears
Yep definitely
No
next time i'll be smarter
müssen Sie Ihre Erlaubnis geben
But maybe they mean it that way
You have to give th'm your ok
Else they are not allowed
and they were sus af after pupil test because my pupils didn't shrink for some reason
After the Urin test was announced negative the female cop was like " Whaat? Hoow?
I could hear all their talking in the other room lol
That's why i should probably not program and drive anymore
It's like you are high on drugs after 8 hours of programming
but yeah next time this happens i will be ready
I think if they have a good reason, you will take a blood test if you refuse to "blow"
after doing the blowing test they told me to remove the mouthpiece and i accidently dropped it in my car and started searching for it
this made them sus too lol
it's just the plastic part they put on for each user
Because of the hygienic
it's not necessary for the test result though
i thought it was though
i was like wait a second let me find that thing..
then they just told me to get out of the car lol
That just seems weird and you could theoretically do something else
From the point of view of the police
oh in america that would certainly be interpreted the wrong way
they didn't give me any specific orders here though
just told me to get out calmly
then i had to show them that i have Warnweste, Warndreeick, Verbandszeug
then they asked some questions, asked me if i did drugs or do drugs
then ok let's do a pupil test
But when u dont have it it's illegal
no idea tbh. i did programming and didn't sleep much the past few days
Ahhj
then they told me to follow their car
to the HQ
had to piss in a cup while a cop was standing behind me
test came back negative after 5 mins and i was released
yep at least the whole thing happened really fast and had a happy ending
one of the cops was friendly at least
Were 3 of them during all of this
2 male 1 female all shorter than me
Opinions on? Getting pulled over? I have none.
Did you experience it yourself yet?
A so called "Verkehrskontrolle"
It felt just like in the movies. When they first started turning left and then completely did a U-turn in my backmirror
Never.
wzf
I already know how to do a "verdachtsunabhängige Verkehrskontrolle". So if you like
Why do you know that
I'd like to apply for one. But you'll have to come to Vienna and uh, buy me a car, please thanks. 
I study at a police academy
Since it's you, sure. 
You'll have to stop me on my bike, though. I sold my car years ago.
I would do everything I could to ask you for führerschein, fahrzeugpapiere, and if you drank alcohol in the last 24 hours 😍
lol they didn't even ask me if i drank alcohol
just gave the blow thing right away
they asked me if i did drugs though
We usually just check alcohol
He asked me why i was driving at 4am and when i said i was just driving to relax a bit he ordered the pupil test xD
If it's a verdachtsunabhängige Verkehrskontrolle. Taking them with us to do random drug tests would be absolutely against the law
Weiiird
Probably they were bored
There were no other cars around :/
Or you seemed sooo nice and they wanted to spend more time with you
Btw do you think i could have fled them before they turned around?
Or do they have 1 guy instantly taking a pic of your lisence plate?
Makes it the best time of day. Cycling to work at 5AM was super nice. Empty streets and some quiet for once.
If you manage to disappear before they ask you to stop, sure, but I think they're going to be able to follow the only car on the road without issue.
Besides, if you try to speed away they definitely have you for something
The U-turn was quite far away
Naaah, no pics. But we do have several data systems where we usually check the car / its owner while driving behind them.
Yeah i first started increasing speed but then i had those negative thoughts like what if this is a 30 zone wtf
The system will tell you if there has ever been an incident with the owner or the car.
Pretty nice, pretty useful
also a dumb red light in the middle of the night
I'm just glad I got around police bullshit so far. Not driving probably helps
Yeah trust me once you get a car you hear from them a lot
Speeding, Parking are easy rules to break
We just practiced Verkehrskontrollen with people trying to get away, it was very funny
So true
Is there a driving specialist?
I already received 2 pictures of me, police seems to like my face😌
But they were pretty expensive
Ah damn i didn't know members of the police get charged as well
ofc lmao
i got 1 for speeding and 1 for parking total atm
Nope
but that was pretty much at the start when i didn't respect the rules that much
So you guys switch the driver depending on whoever feels like driving?
Yes!
Please do, I won't ask for anything else. 
Isn't police just Uber for people who you want to drive around even less?
What was their original color?
hmm i don't like the green color on them tbh
Maybe it wasnt
Same
It did look so weird
My blue uniform is so pretty
Bio-Polizei
Glad you like it
No. No, you could not have fled from the police.
hallo zusammen i am b1 level and looking for bildergeschichte practices but couldnt find any written ones does anyone know how can i find written examples? thank you in advance ^^
I think i could. There was some 30 zone to turn into on the left side. They didn't turn on their blue light till until i stopped at a red light
I was just too scared to do a mistake in front of them when i saw them
So i kept driving forward safely
Police officers are better drivers than you. It won't take them long to catch up, so don't even consider it.
Especially in a 30 zone.
I highly doubt most of them are better drivers than me. Also i didn't mean escape in car chase fashion. I meant to escape by getting out of sight quickly by quickly turning into many side alleys as possible
I would not try to outrun them since they have a higher hp car xD
They have your licence plate. You'd only get arrested once they visit your home address.
Yeah that was what i was worrying about
But rabaukensahne said they don't take pics
They don't need to.
They just got a lot of data to look up
It's not hard to locate your car.
this color, golf driving in this district
who owns golfs with this color in the nearby districs
guess they can narrow the search down like that
And looks like you? I'd wager not many people.
Oh damn they instantly check out the face?
And thinks they can outrun the police? That narrows it down even further.
Also it was middle of the night btw
i don't have a crime record
It shows.
Nah dude you don't get it
They don't turn on the blue light immediately
I wanted to use that time window to get out of sight
especially before they completed the U Turn
With all due respect, I'm not the person here who doesn't 'get it'.
You'd be a fool for trying.
Police officers learn how to chase someone in a car. You are aware of that, right?
How is getting out of sight while not speeding a crime?
Like i said i only need to follow that when they turn on their blue light
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If the police give you an order, then the colour of their light doesn't matter one bit.
They followed me for a while and when i stopped on a red light they turned it on and gave me signals
... It's not fleeing from the police before they tell you to stop.
I was under the impression that they had already signalled to you.
No lol
Ofc i am aware that once the blue light is on i must comply
was like this. We drive past eachother. I see them blinking left and i immediately get the thought that they will come for me now. But i chose the option of acting normal and driving forward
They did the U turn quite a bit away
I increased speed but the goddamn red light really came at the wrong time
Wish it had stopped them xD
And let me through
Maybe they had control over it dunno
is there like a check up on the words that introduce either main clauses or relative clauses? For example dass introduces a relative clause, where the main verb is at the end, and und introduces a main clause where the verb is position 2
oh, i think i meant subordinate clauses
that's great! do you have the link?
Does anyone even care about what I say?
Does anything I say or do even matter at all?
Do I even matter in this cruel world?
Does anything even matter in this horrid planet?
Bruh I just opened discord and I get hit with this
Don't worry I'm just having a mini crisis
Nein
Lol me too
I recommend you have a crisis in German, it is very good to link emotions to your learning. 
Sagen Sie mir, wie fühlen Sie sich?
Ich stelle hier die Fragen. 
Tag yourself. I am bange.
Sorry to hear that 😔
Ok. Frau Kommissarin. Frag doch denn 
Also ich hatte eher eine Psychologin im Kopf, aber möchten Sie uns etwas mitteilen? Wo waren Sie am vorherigen Abend? 
In meinem Kopf. Ich kriege nicht raus
😻
@opal sequoia how's your german learning going btw
Ich bin verlassen
Recently not really. Since it's hard to balance hobbies with full time work still.
But I will get there.
You?
truee, do you have 40h weeks or longer? if work-life balance actually is that hard, i will be so unhappy 
yes, good luck uwu
I didnt study much recently but I'm using it daily as I have a few friends with whom I only use German. Putting time aside for studying with a book is hard as I'm busy with thesis stuff, but I gotta do it if I wanna attempt Goethe
I think if you're a more organised person then it's not too bad. But I have so many things I want to do and I'm not efficient at doing them.
My hours are 38h.
@neon vector 
I'll be honest this for some reason looks under-cooked to me but otherwise pretty impressive
was it undercooked?
no it's whole wheat flour so maybe that's why the colour is off and it looks undercooked xD
but it was thouroughly cooked, yeah
ohhh i see
and you didn't send me any of it 
i thought we were uncle and niece
I thought the family bond was unbreakable yet you didn't send me noodles
uh oh um I was gonna tell you when I saw you in chat 
didn't wanna disturb you
IT IS!
but uncle is very busy
uncle has been sick and eating soup, wishing his niece sent him some noodles 😔
but it's ok I won't send you any of mine either
oh no Uncle are you still not well 
NOOO pls send me noodles Onkel I promise I'll send you everything I make from now on 🥹
@prime patrol how good were your namak para?
they were good
I'm doing much better which is why I decided to risk it all by eating something solid today
aw that's nice 😭. Do you know what exactly happened?
I assume my body just suddenly got really tired of living but I have no scientific evidence to back that up
mein Gott, take care dear Onkel
. You have to get well soon so that you can focus on buying chocolates for me 😊
thank you i will, and no I'm not the chocolate type of Onkel I'm afraid
I'll buy you a gym membership though
um then are you the Taschengeld type Onkel?
okay done, best uncle confirmed 🤝
okay I'm set for life then
eating chocolates and going to the gym, sounds perfect
don't forget the construction work
oh yeah ofc, how could I 
I have to eat the dirt
more gym less chocolate
and also haul bricks since we're running short on workers
oh no, my back is like an 80 year old's back I'm afraid
but I'll do my best
it's ok we'll give you the small bricks
okay then, thankyou 
economical rin


Yes definitely.... Case would have been different if you made it

no talent gang
🫂
Try for Germany got talent
I will vote for you

nice star-earning-celebration pfp you have there big bro
rin is a capable programmer
True
I expect nothing less from princess rin

you were also the programming enthusiast guy right
you should book private lessons with rin
quality education often costs more than just money









