#general-2
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Warum nicht schwierig?
Achso
Warum nicht leicht?
Weil Brot keine Eier legt 
Aber Eier legen Brote
Das stimmt

ich bin sehr ängstig
warum so
*ängstlich
@hot cloak check dms sometime, please~
how i can join a Voice chat
@faint nymph, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
I can't find voice chat too
#voice-chat
someone join me in the voice chat plz lol
I've been reading a bunch of old german language literature and have come to the conclusion that german speakers should bring the word "empor" back. It's cool and should be used more.
@hot cloak Hi, just letting you know I sent you a DM.
Hi
Anyone alive?
No
Maybe
No, they all got eaten by a big scary owl 
U decide
Lol
anyone awake ?
Me
حبيبي
@hot cloak @hot cloak #other-languages please
Aight sorry
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mein lied, bitte hör es dir an
Nice vibe 
Who has nitro yearly gifted?
hallo
hallo
Das ist sehr kalt heute
Das ist harum
Beautiful!! which place is this?
Probably just a average forest in Europe
That gives a positive vibes
@tender star yoo, for aps, does prinout of language exam results work or do u need to get that marksheet and use photocopy of that
When you clear the exam(all 4 teils), you get a language certificate of the corresponding level. You colour photopy that certificate for aps
ah okay
so like they give results online first right? and thats like within 2 weeks
so i cant use that right?
Yes after three weeks you get online result on website and then after 2 weeks they dispatch the certificate
No but under conditions you can ask them for the result earlier
and can i go to the centre to collect it?
direct
You need to mail them
ah oki
You can't go directly
mhm alrighty, thank you 
i was wonedering coz i need to give atl b1
and
its either 10th apr or 1st may
and jee can be from 6-12 apr anytime so 

that's why I dropped JEE, no jee no problems
ya but parents will drop me so 

I am blocked from voice channel bitte hilfe
😍

Na du Schlingel
wzf is getting-started
Don't go there, people say it's haunted 
Don't worry, I never will
Hell yeah! 
I will rename #getting-started to #general and #general to #getting-started and swap their positions
Open a ticket in #report-issue to discuss this
add this to april fools idea
Wow, making good use of those new powers. I like it
i'll never be in #general again
then I will choose a random channel
I'll hide in #962353044849320037 forever, you can't fool me
you just gave me an idea
the words in wörtle will slowly spell out #getting-started
There is no escape
too much power
Uuuhm
I've already become corrupted 
You could ban me
You wish. No bans for you until I get banned
Nah, you are too cool to be banned. There are other ways to make you read #getting-started
The only way you agree with
no, I won't have to because hello and welcome to the German Learning and Discussion server
so rude
Ah ok, do you want to teach it instead? Important: please don't ask for help on blank homework sheets
please help me with my german homework
Have you already tried your best?

Your exercise is wrong, it should say "Taki" instead of "leer". Otherwise all you need to do is fill the gap. Do you know how to form the superlative? 
no, im pretty sure the exercise is correct
@errant nacelle süßieste
?
please dont flirt with the staff team (again) 🤨
Sorry, that's almost correct except for a tiny mistake.
Let me give you some other examples so you can hopefully see the pattern:
Taki ist die niedlichste Kuh auf der Welt.
Ich habe Taki immer für ihr Selbstbewusstsein und ihre organisatorischen Fähigkeiten bewundert. Sie ist wirklich die fleißigste Kuh, die ich kenne
abgelehnt
you're just jealous im not flirting with u
uuhm
Leeri ist der beliebsterte Moderator ?
Can I flirt?
tfw es dir erst heute auffällt, dass leer Moderator geworden ist 
oha du bist ganz spät skskksks
zu meiner Verteidigung hat die Schlange nur zwei Buchstaben im Namen, also ist die Farbe nicht leicht erkennbar
wir sollen dann einen Wettbewerb hosten für einen neuen Spitznamen für Li!
Hmm, scheint schwierig zu sein. Wie wäre es damit: ich erkläre dir das Muster, und du löst ein paar Beispielaufgaben.
Du musst nur die Grundform vom Adjektiv nehmen (z. B. süß, hell usw.) , und -est oder -st ans Ende anhängen (je nachdem, mit welchem Buchstaben das Wort endet). Danach wird das Wort wie ein normales Adjektiv dekliniert. Es gibt allerdings auch Ausnahmen wie gut (gut - besser - best- ). Nun zu den Aufgaben:
- Taki ist die __ (freundlich) Kuh auf dem Server.
- Kuh ist die __ (gut) Lehrerin, die ich je hatte!
oooh
Li könnte der beste Lehrer des Servers sein, wenn er es nur versuchen würde.
Sehr gut 

könntest du jetzt bitte auch versuchen, die Beispielaufgaben zu lösen?
nö
😘
wzF
I wanted to send a cow emoji but it sends random emojis instead

Ich verstehe leider Beispiel 2 nicht, könnte ich davon die Lösung bekommen?
Beste glaube ich
ich habe nur die Hälfte der Arbeit erledigt. Die andere Hälfte hast du erledigt, indem du so eine gute Schülerin warst
joa, was benny gesagt hat. beste
ok

how did you know I was about to ask if someone can do my homework for police school
@torn forge Make sure to avoid promoting piracy on the server.
Does anyone here likes books? I want a book reccomendation
there's a book thread in #1025098289521119293
aight thanks
I like books and I can recommend you a book
House of peculiar kids by Rensom Riggs
Hallo Leute! Ich bin Tolga und ich bin vor 16 Monaten nach Deutschland gekommen. Ich suche jemanden zum gemeinsamen lernen/studieren. Ich bin ungefähr B1.1-B1.2 aber ich möchte gern mein Schrift verbessern! Wenn Sie wollen, schickt mir eine private Nachricht bitte!
Recommend me onee
Alright thanks
Isn't it a film?
There’s a film but books are better
There are like 6 books I think
So they are series of a book
@brisk crag I sent you a DM, please take a look at it
I hope Li sends me a DM 
Hey, warm bist du nach Deutschland gekommen?

😳🐮
Lol
hallo
hallo
Hallo leute!
Hallo
Sshhhh that's between us
Woher kommst du?
Deutschland?
Nein
usually india-bangalian use "Bh"
somewhere there
"No matter how good you are you can always be replaced"
-Greatest Chess player ever
(Magnus Carlsen)
Inspiring
Hallo
Hallo
hallo
hallo
Did you know there's a Japanese chess master who still calls his knights 'horseys'
I think that's so funny
My friend used to yell at me for calling them horses
But HE DO IT
he's my favorite player
Naka?
did he fight magnus?
I think so
ouch
Does anyone know a good German history book that covers the time from the 19th century-present?
Horsey is the only valid name for them
He s American
how to join voice channels , i am new here
@white bone, please read the Roles section in #getting-started for info on how to join VC and more.
@cloud dawn, your message has been redirected here from #community-discussion:
hi everyone is there a channel where one can practice their german by speaking it with native speakers ?
You can check out the list of channels using #channel-directory .
Please don't use #community-discussion to ask general questions about the server.
ok sorry
hii 🙂
~wanna be freinds?
Hi
Hi
How r u
Good U
I’m good too thanks
Your name, right?
I want to scream. I swear actalis gave me a free S/MIME for being a student months ago and I can't login to my email to retrieve it.
screaming in anger noises
interesting
so what does mime exactly do
Hello everyone.
Ello Ello 
S/MIME is similar to PGP but I guess more for the business end.
halloo
hello
Hello
How silent is here really
I can talk bymyself
😅
If i am gonna send this picture here
Already i did 😂
Are they gonna banned me???
I dont think so
It seems funny
I feel soo soo soo close to eating my mind
maybe because you say a lot without saying anything
I think i already say tons of thing
Hey I Wanna learn German and I have have gotte institute books can anyone teach me German please
Well...
I do agree, so you are probably fine 
No one do it probably
You have to learn from you
And also you can use #1065443550004781067
# not @ 
OKy all the time i am pinging a person lol🤭

Hallo
@hot cloak Don't post jokes like that please.
You can use #report-issue to discuss it if you want to know more.
No, no he is correct. You always become too sensitive when we talk about Bulli and Skitty but you don't do anything when we get bullied. 
You always become too sensitive when we talk about Bulli and Skitty
Who?
Abendbrot mit Anime
Basically, you should ban the usage of ranch in all Servers around the world. Only then we will know that you are ok our side and not on Broobs side. 
Brot 🥴🥴
I should ban you just for the implication that I would ever be on @shy anchor 's side.
😍
Noted. 

@whole blaze yo could u confirm if the "ch" in german , for eg in Mäddchen sounds like "क्ष"
Was hast du geschrieben? 🤔
hindi letter 
pranam
kahan se ho aap
actually wo kommst du is more appropriate
bru
why
just why
lmao the guy got banned and now it looks like im talkin to myself
Dieser Kanal ist normalerweise leer und einsam. Die Menschen reden eher in #general 
क्ष - this is ksh
in maeddchen no 'k'
the chen parttt
brötchen mäddchen
the hiss
is it similar or no
yea i think so
achsoo denn
Wenn ich mich richtig erinnere, ist Listener schon ein Muttersprachler geworden und ist zudem ein Inder. Warum fragst du denn einfach nicht mal ihn darüber nach ? 🤔
uh ich lerne deutsch (a1), kann nicht verstehen
oh ja, habe vergessen 
This channel is usually dead. People talk in #general instead. 
i heard @whole blaze pronouncing it correctly so
ah okay, danke
ja gute Idee actually
yea
I havent got a niveau role just yet cuz havent taken any exam
@tender star yo bhaiya is the german "chen" similar to क्ष sound?
😭
No
dont cry bitte
Wenn du die Buchstaben richtig aussprechen kannst, werde ich dich zweifellos als ein C-Niveauler betrachten. 
okok

@prime patrol i dont get the mistake u making tbh
i cant hear it
only the swiss guy could hear it
sehr nett von dir :)
i cant hiss 
its just shhhhh
The light ch sound in german is like the intermediary sound while pronouncing ख्य. There is this kinda hissing sound while saying ख्य, that's the light ch sound.
ohhh
OHHH
If you guys want pronounciation tips, just call me on vc
ooo schön
vielen Dank
wheres the swiss guy
miss him already 😢
👍
Könnten Sie mir ein paar Bücher zum A1 und A2 Niveau empfehlen? 
Ya einen Moment
should i send here or dms 
oh ok
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sus link moment
Welches Buch brauchst du?
ya thats perfect
klingt mir korrekt
i really couldnt hear the mistake in broetchen yesterday
it was a strong sh
but i cant really differentiate
send brotchen mb
Listener bhaiya will correct
https://youtu.be/jo6eVzUH2cI für dich 
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That's for hard ch nh?
Da gibt es eine Menge ? 
so look i did watch a vid on it and i can do the chhh hiss but not while speaking a word 
send broetchen ves
Meinst du wie in China ?
ya, 2
brauchen one
and
Ach ja, kann sein
brötchen one
hold onn
hard ch sound so fun
krrrr krrrr
Es gibt nur
soft ch wie in Ich
und hard ch wie in machen
yes
dirty boomers before spitting be like
Aber die sind total andere Sachen. 
Worüber redest du denn?
aps update?
Ich dachte, ein bisschen Änderung in dem Klang wegen die Einleitung des Wortes mit einem "CH". Beispielweise "China", "Chemie" uns...
Die sind ein bisschen unterschiedlich ausgesprochen je nach der Region. 
the ch when an english speakers says china is different from what germans say when chemie
Im Hochdeutschen sind das ch in ich und china dasselbe
nope
germans say
kheena
Ich habe aber nur zwei ch in meinem Leben gehört
i was just listening to this news podcast
and coincidentally it was sumn related to china 
That's regional
yea ig
that podcast was suedeutschezeitung
so yea ur right
https://voca.ro/15Az4ZDTv6eJ
@tender star look bhaiya, also ill work on the r later
rn cant do chen part, sounds more like sch
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Also, normalerweise betrachte ich, dass "CH" wie च aussprechen soll, wenn nach dem "CH" kein Vowel wie "a" steht.
Laut Google. Ich kann kein Hindi
AYYY the ch
No
try to touch ur tongue to the upper jaw behind the teeth when u say the t and move to the ch
Both the ch sounds doesn't exist in Hindi like a seperate character
oh
Also, sowas machen die Berliner oder eine Art von Menschen, merke ich mir aktuell nicht, ist aber umgangssprachlich. 
ok ves
just send how u saw ich
and then ig we can figure it out proper
true, german ch is diff from hindi ch 
Darauf sind die in dem Video auf eingegangen, oder? am Ende oder fast am Ende 🤔
What word are you trying to say?
bruh 😭
mein Gott that bad? brötchen
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Well I am learning since over two years and I still can't pronounce the r sound
oh boy
us
how will i fare
nono its okay 😂
i only started 2 weeks ago
omgg vatichennn
I learned it in about 2 months 
😂 stahp the flex
yea now i get it
u say the shhh
YAAAA
Well your ch sounds like sch, it's not wrong in some regions but in standard german it's different.
Why? XD
IT was about 2ish years ago hahaha
robot
fam ur french 🤣
all u make is guttural r sounds
hhow do you even pronounc sch
Wait im French???
What's your native lang?
@prime patrol dont worry too much about it
germans got tons of variation
if ur understood thats good enough
sch is like sh in mesh
https://voca.ro/123h58H0ocFH
so the ch is like this right?
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i have never heard someone say this
ok
OMG?
Correct
I did not know im French
Ne
how...
yeah now the prob is incorporating it into words 😂
sneezed? 
Pronounciation takes long time to learn
bruh
stahp it 😭
u told me u were french 😭

hallo vatichen was geht
ur a nightmare to ping
Hallöchen töchterlein, ich arbeite und du?
Thanks for the compliment 
welp
i just started a while ago on that so
before this no one paid it any notice in school also, aber dankööö
r u native german then 🤔
Chhhhh
You learned german in school?
Ganz gut 
no teacher here pronounces properly 😭
they see the wrong d always 😭
Ofc I am!
ya ya, then i forgor 😂
Wirst du denn lieber sagen, dass "CH" mehr wie eine Mischung zwischen "च" und "श" klingt. 🤔
i was almost to a b2 point
ur from the south im assuming
i heard u speak once
South? Wdym?. What's South? Algeria?
@prime patrol
Do u wanna listen to this german accent
ur gonn get chills down ur spine
Africa?
nein
baden wuertemberg
nono the श is what i say, its more like sch, and the other ch is not in german
schööön
hab viel Spaß ja?
From my personal experience of learning french in school, it's very unlikely they teach the correct pronounciation
Listen to the things I send you 
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this lady does the indian d and its so annoying to listen to 😭 😭
and brötchen
ill ask u to read a german book soon
be ready
at stalking?
my friend couldnt do the guttural r at all 💀
he learnt french for 5+ years
nope
I just heard him speak to a person on vc who then got banned, but thats another story
yaa genau
my teacher in 7-8 didint even know german, prolly was a1 level

Lol okay
omg hi lehreriinn
I guess I should be careful about who I speak to 
I couldnt do it for 23 years
Or 24
its just like gargling
krrr
hi ves, did you learn german today yet
i myself just foudn out that the german d ist as soft as like the indian d

@whole blaze wait who got banned? XD
the hard d for german
🤢 🥶
He das a German D😏
the one who said she was a lawyer
Was acting mean in chat but then was really nice in vc
yea
emmm does hissing like a cat for 30 mins and saying brötchen on repeat count? even tho it didnt help make any progress and my mum thought something was wrong with me 
Ahahah lol
Well not at all, च is a palatal fricativeand श is I don't remember well a palatal sibilant or smth, ch is pronounced velar fricative, which is way back in comparison to both
I figured she Was rich, I should have added her

go do your anki
whyd they ban her i still dk
she was pretty nice when she was speaking
😔
I should revise phonetics 
i dont have anki aber nach den Prüfungennnn
13th
robot was real smooth that day 😏
definitely
😏
right right, still a lot of exams
i taught robot
he always is 
ja 😭 i mean u could always kidnap me and take me with u
I was talking with a heavy accent
yea
and then wir können auf Deutsch reden
immer
very hochdeutsch(i dont mean standard german)
No the Russian accent
you always speak somewhat of a Hochdeutsch with me, right
high german i mean
Yes. It's probably 99% hochdeutsch
i can do hochdeutsch for the most part
the r gets messed up sometimes
german got way too much diaglossia
🪤
it makes it cool
ngl
Should I Start talking in Dialect? @rugged cypress
I appreciate that 
god please no
i'd die
XD okay
What's diglossia?

No dont die
but that other guy spoke so well 🤯
Ill sell your Organs!
maybe we could try it some time 
He's German.
i wanna learn züridütsch
sadly i dont think ill move there any time soon
im comingggg wartee, und Käsee 🤤 u got me
nono the indian 😂
We can try 😳
and make me into burger patties?
Nope. Just soll.
yea
that lady tho 😭
Sell organs, but whtcha goona do with all that meat 
Ich wiege doch 'ne halbe Tonne
Uhm. Sell it too.
ves dont make the hard d sound when german pls 😭
Ill kee' your eyes in a jar with formaldehyde tho
any r goes but d 💀
@whole blaze when are WE speaking German
ड or द
OH COME ON, IT'S CUTEEE
BYEBYE VATICHENN


next week i hope
im planning to spend lot of time in vcs
this one cute too
🐸
newp
yay please let me know
yea sure!
im not a frog 
im planning to immerse 4+ hrs a day
@rugged cypress
i just hope my parents dont tell me to study for an entrance exam 
immerse in what?
ambitious!
what's your level already?
water 🧘♂️
@rugged cypress >:(
b1 b2
somewhere aroudn that

i mean then we'll have something to relate
:-D
@ivory girder i need ur advice
aww okie pretty cow 
yea 😢
howd u call her a frog 😭
kuhs a cow 😭
good good, immersion is good at this point owo
jee bits 
yeah, i feel insulted
dont steal my advice please it looks very good on me
sori
my marks card
bits 🤣
😭
in der Tat kein Zweifel
ok i wont even try
STOP ASK
i mean we could share?
or you could share
@rugged cypress have u watched "the land of mine"?
fav german movie i watched this year ez
yk sharing is caring 
lemme tell you this story
so
me and my little brother went to this resort like almost ten years back
we went by the pool
there was a toad
my uncle wanted to show my brother how toads jump
so he stomped the ground near the toad
my brother goes and stamps the toad
my aunt starts crying
me either 😂 😭
and my aunt starts crying 😭
dude aber that poor toad 😭
breh
he stamped it
there was nothing
its like flat
stupid brother 😭
🤫
i just watched the trailer, seems interesting
Is that the actor who played Jonas in DARK?
Danke für die Empfehlung
ich werde ihn mir zuschauen
:D
glad u found it interesting
and yes its the same guy
he seems to be some high-tier actor, i've seen him involved in quite a few movies
i see
i dont know any german actors tbh
lena klenke
then theres this swiss old man (prolly ded)
Anschauen btw
Niemand hat gefragt btw. 
Niemand hat den Wunsch nach einem Kommentar deinerseits geäußert, also sei ruhig.
Du Faxenmacher, ich bete, dass Satan selbst dich zu Asche verbrennt und deinen Arsch frittiert und ihn mit Mayonnaise verspeist.
Alter...
Riechen kannst du an meinem Fuß, wenn er in deinem Gesicht landet.

Kann mir jemand sagen, ob es hier im Chat auch eine Möglichkeit für "Leichte Sprache" oder "Einfache Sprache" gibt?
Hallo hallo, feel free to check out #beginner-german 
Thank you!
Of course! happy learning 

Happy learning
Thanks
What is this weather
Wetter
Wetter
Unwetter
I will report you to the local authorities
I am already reported to the local authorities for numerous things
Fahrenheit
💀
I guess its on Fahrenheit tho
(the Celcius one is on the right)
no i guess it's highest and lowest in Fahrenheit
Yeah
I wanted to try to practice learning Celsius but I would need a second app to compare it to
where you saw 41 deg Celsius days after 67 dev Celsius
I think the hottest temperatures you'd naturally get on earth are somewhere between 50°C and 60°C.
Hallo.
Hallo
Hallo
Hallo
Ich deutschland vetter
Wie bitte
is there anyone who studies at university in germany?
you might wanna ask this in #1033125270217048246
did you steal a potato?
I like listening to Robert's voice.
Schatz
Ja
@sage kayakjust came home after helping a Uni colleague to transport his furniture home
He asked me since i have a drivers license and they borrow you those trucks for transporting
it was bigger than expected lol
this one
i was surprised i was allowed to drive that with a B license
is any indians here studying in germany
Ein Ford?
Ja ein Ford mit manuellem Getriebe
Fords in Deutschland?! 
Ja gibt es auch einige
nicht so viele wie Deutsche Marken, aber trotzdem
What are some famous german songs I can do a presentation on? Ping me!
Why is our image in the mirror more beautiful than our image in the photograph?
Hello Rin
again ?
How r u doin
Hallo
oooh
Any suggestions for German movies to watch
A bit sick🤧but beside of that i am ok😁
How old are u Rin?
i just wondered
I don't know who is Taki
Yes Res okay 😅
hi!
Hullooo
hello
Guten tag
ich bin gut
?
Ich bin gut ist falsch
Du muss sagen , mir geht's super oder gut
sorry i dont speak german isnt that well 
Kein problem, ich glaube die unterscheidung ist 'mir ist gut' ist 'i'm good' und 'ich bin gut' ist 'being good at something', stimmt das?
mir ist gut danke
That's what I think, i'm not entirely sure
"Mir geht es gut" would be correct.
well my only expirience with german is school and duolingo lol
If someone asks you "Wie geht es dir?", just answer with "Mir geht es..." and how you feel (gut/schlecht/in Ordnung etc.).
Das habe ich auch, und ein bisschen sprechen weil ich schon mal im Deutschland gewesen bin, vielleicht ist es ein bisschen mehr einfach für mich weil ich niederländisch bin, aber jeder fangt irgends an
Irgends ist somewhere, oder?
irgendwo means somewhere
Natürlich, kleiner fehler, danke
Sicher!
Wortschatz ist mein problem, ich kann mich verständlich machen aber ich kenne nicht sehr viel wörter, die ich benutzen kann
Mehr lesen vielleicht
Ich habe dasselbe Problem in der englischen Sprache.
Irgendwie kann ich mich ausdrücken, aber mehr schlecht als recht.
Wobei du dich jetzt, zumindest via Text, nicht schlecht ausdrückst.
Stimmt, ich habe fünf jahre grammatik und übung bekommen in der schule, das hat mir sehr viel geholfen, also muss ich jetzt die wortschatz noch verbessern
Üben ist am besten, lesen/hören oder sprechen, zum glück es gibt viele leute die englisch sprechen
Es gibt viele chancen für übung
Den Wortschatz zu verbessern ist wohl noch einer der angenehmeren Aufgaben. Wichtig ist denke ich nur, dass man nicht stumpf irgendwelche Wörter lernt, sondern diese auch regelmäßig in Sätze einbaut und bei neu erlernten Wörtern auch direkt Sätze für sich selber schreibt, um sich diese besser einzuprägen.
Stimmt wohl.
Ja genau, das ist mein größte problem mit dem deutsch ich hatte in der schule, wortschatz war fast nur wörter lernen, und wir machten das natürlich nur für die prüfungen 
Korrigieren sie mich bitte wenn ich fehler mache
Ja. Die Schule ist nicht gerade ein optimaler Ort, um Sprachen zu erlernen. Nur die Basics, wenn überhaupt.
*Ja genau. Das ist mein größtes Problem mit deutsch. In der Schule haben wir fast nur Wörter gelernt, aber natürlich auch nur für die Prüfungen
Ja, die grammatik war gut und meine aussprache ist jetzt auch nicht schlecht, also es hat geholfen, und natürlich, niederländisch kann ein bisschen wie deutsch aussehen
Ah danke
Vor einer stunde wusste ich noch nicht dass es ein deutsches ort gibt auf discord
@shy anchor
What is that?
I didn't even know it existed until now xD
And what is it...?
My brain is dead anyways, tell me
Also wird einem vorgeschrieben "Du darfst erst reden wenn John fertig ist" oder was
John ist hier ein erfundener Name
Ich verstehe es nicht
Ich verstehe gendersternchen teilweise
Aber auch nur teilweise -_-
Vor allem bei dem Wort Schüler
Der Schüler, die Schüler, wieso muss das zu Schülerinnen werden
What
The fuck
That's not even mildly fucked up, that's a whole load of fucked up
So let's say I dislike someone and really wanna pull them through the mud
I could just go "Ooooh, his speech was so hurtful to me oml" or whatever and
They would literally punish him
Is that what it implies
This sounds cancerous
I'll look into it tomorrow or well, today afternoon
If I don't forget it that is
So thanks
Danke xD
@fading steppe @valid crystal This is not really a suitable topic for here. You should rather discuss it in #1025098221653073940 or in DMs, if you want to discuss it.
I didn't plan to proceed the convo but okay 
Ahahah 🤣
It can not be both if you are there 
You mean due to me being too cool to still count as cool? Thanks, Alya!
No i mean the chat can not be cool or calm or both if you are in the chat 
Well that doesn't really imply that I'm wrong 

Kann mir bitte jemand seinen Stundenplan für eine Arbeit schicken?
would anyone like to join me in study group 2 vc?
I dont study german.
well maybe you should
Maybe you should study with me
I dont study german either
will you teach me? 
I am here for just coming across sane people 😎
Im not sane 
I dont think so
It seems you are
Hm. Maybe. UwU
when's our first session? 
When ever you want 
right now 🫡
Okay
Say Vallah
No u!
vallah der buger hat nicht geschmeckt
good morning
Good morning
Vallah
Stabil digga
mashalla bruder
Nein du
Nein wir

Hallo cool chat
found you
I found this on the beachh
a jellyfish cub
I am wondering about how this animal's circulatory system works
And another one
It seems they dont have blood and brain inside
I thought jellyfish are insanely venomous.
It is true but these are die
First i was afraid to touch but i touched
I am still breathing 😂
The english name of this animal pretty logical jellyfish they are exactlyy look like a jelly
We are calling them in Turkish 'Denizanası' it means mother of the sea
They can sting you even if they are dead so I would be careful.
People die when they are killed vibes
Well i didn't know that
But they are baby jellyfish
Maybe they dont have venomous yet
We will always remember your sacrifice 😔✊
RIP
Ahahaha calma down
I am alive
jellyfish have no heart and brain
I did not know that they are among the most poisonous animals in the world.
If I don't reply to messages until the evening, know that I am dead.🤪
Or visit immediately a doctor ?
Not all are toxic. Some are. Some arent. Some are very deadly. One Touch and you wont survive more than 10min
I am pretty certain its totally fine though. Just inform your parents or any one near you once about what happened. 
What do you know about poison? You are a Robot.
I dont know about poison but I know about venom 💀
I am still breathng
My parents gonna kill me 🤣🤣🤣
That's good! Maybe it your area venomous jellyfish dont exist 🙏
No they won't. They love you. 😍😍😍😍
If i am gonna die. It will be anounced
They'll probably get mad at me if I say I've touched a poisonous animal.
😔
Ahhh yes. Their precious Schatzchen is dying and they should smile. 
Schätzchen
One should be Schatzchen, ne? Aber ich verstehe, warum du dass geschrieben hast. 🤔
Nein.
I am not dying
you got on my nerves dude🤨
Schätzchen for one 🙏
Proof ? 
Send pulse!
I am gonna sen u my picture
This can easily be a bot or another person writing in your place.
maybe a ROBOT
I cant miultitask
Ahahah
I am nurse student i am gonna send you
Look. My pulse is 17. Very normal.
-to heaven. No thanks🥰
How do u know
Maybe i will go heellll😝
I have no idea bout pulses. Wait a second, how does a robot has pulse 🤔
Im no robot 🙏
Something a robot would say
my stomach started to hurt so bad
If I die, I will die because of the stress you put on me.
How are you going to live with this guilt? @rotund raft
Are u male or female roboy
I am a mle human!
😂
You've been created as a male you mean??
I M getting worse 😔
I'll die today 🤧

Cyborg at best 
this is fake, satire, this is not real, this is a joke
i don't know but AI is really scary already
No one likes lol
This is Episode 1 of MrBeast, Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan, and Ben Shapiro playing on a Minecraft server. Their misadventures are something to behold. Comment down below if you want a part 2.
DISCLAIMER: These are not the actual MrBeast, Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, and Joe Rogan. This is simply a parody using their voices generated by AI.
Lik...
it's about the AI imitating peoples voices very accurately
Like me
why
@sage kayak look another Bulli
Exciting
Bcuz i touched an jellyfish
And it can be kill me
So if i die
My parents would be sad
I guess
🥲
I think i am pretty girl for them
So They will miss me i suppose😌
No
Do you think people will develop a sense of speech? Like how for some strange reason you can hear a waters temperature, maybe newer generations will develop the ability to differenciate AI and man?
omg hi wilbur


wann hast du geburtstag
englisch ist mein lieblingsfach
lieblingsfach
lieblingsfach
was ist dein lieblingsfach?
englisch oder was?
uhh ich auch
Einmal in der Woche, Deutsch und Musik
Hey!
Hallo
wie geht es dir!
the way this meme dominates anything that has to do with german
but i’m not complaining since i think it has genuinely helped me with grammar lmao
It is stuck in my head
same 😔
@ancient isle Just answering you here so as not to go any more off-topic in #questions , but I was referring to the original question, "Is Berlin safe for foreigners?" which does not belong in #questions .
I say yes but like every big city there are corners you want to avoid and there is always a general risk.
This is also not the right channel for this discussion. You can use #1025098221653073940 and there are already threads about it there you can read.
You might also find that useful @bold crow .
Oh
I misread, thought you were asking the question lol
@bold crow Hey, like I said, please don't discuss that in #questions because it's not related to the channel.
Are you done yet? No need to add more
You were continuing the discussion in #questions so I pinged you again here since I assume you missed my first ping.
My first two pings.
I precised that it wasn't a matter of racism or whatever, but obviously in a matter of ego you deleted my message
I asked you twice not to go off-topic in #questions . Usually if we have to ask someone multiple times to not use the wrong channel, we delete the messages to avoid unnecessary clutter.
I mean, you only replied to me and I already read them, right?
So no need for them to stay.
Whatever
For future reference: any time you post in the wrong channel, there's a chance for your messages to be deleted. Of course we will try to communicate it whenever appropriate, but it's best to make sure you're posting in the right channel first to avoid your messages getting cleaned up. This is simply to keep the server organised. It's nothing personal.
Right
I've literally been redirected to this channel but hey that's a my word against a mod word.
Who redirected you?
They misunderstood your request, since you weren't specific. They assumed you had a question about the German language, which would belong in #questions . Despite the name, it is not a channel for any and all questions on any possible topics. It's for getting help learning the language.
For questions about German-speaking countries and things like living there, working there, etc. we have a forum #1033125270217048246 .
But when you question is specifically about a sensitive topic like discrimination, it's better if you use #1025098221653073940 .
Both #1033125270217048246 and #1025098221653073940 are also forums so you can easily search for threads on the same topic.
Have you already checked some of the Märchen? Like struwwelpeter or the grim Brothers
Märchen are generally pretty short and nice to read
@rugged cypress look what i found in my gallery
cool
that's a goat
Yeah but still cute
And it does kinda look like a cow 
you're going to cow jail for this
rawr
Pls accept my apology cow queen
🐄
Is that a knurren to protect me or was that rawr in dino language for i love you?
It was an i love you?
since ik taktak won't hurt you, the second guess 

