lounge

[pearl elk]

thing is if the machine draws it, its using calculated pi not measured

there are some things we'll just not be able to do with our puny talents

[primal summit]

but it's beside the point, I asked a simple question and you parroted google's conflation of calculation and measurement

[pearl elk]

which is why so much of manufacturing is automated

[primal summit]

you need not cut a circle with a cnc

[pearl elk]

doesnt mean youre not wrong on calculations vs measure being hugely different

because we cant measure pi

its based on our own limited ability to draw and measure

its not the computers fault we are shit

[primal summit]

there are methods to de-embed machining errors, analog tools can cut and polish and measure

we've made lenses accurate to within a couple atoms

[pearl elk]

no we havent

[primal summit]

one need not use a digital measurement

[pearl elk]

show me a person making these lenses freehand using a freehand measuring tool

I bet they are using calculations

[primal summit]

I did not say freehand

[pearl elk]

you said measuring and calculations are HUGELY different

[primal summit]

they are

[pearl elk]

yet you provide no proof

and Im the one quoting Google numbers and Im such a devil 🙂

[primal summit]

I never decreed you devilish

[pearl elk]

least that information is a verifiable source

no you just made up some crap to attack me cuz I read a bullshit question wrong

[primal summit]

you attacked a legitimate question by decreeing it pointless

[pearl elk]

As I said, whether you measure it or not youre still doing a caculation

so conceed

[primal summit]

I'm just going to go to bed instead

[pearl elk]

yeah when you wake up maybe you can measure pi to a few trillion decimal places for us

then you'd have answered your question cuz no one else is lounge is gonna do it

[cursive crypt]

I care more whether to take a banana for my peanut butter or not 🤔

[pearl elk]

peanut butler

please dont tell me you mix banana and peanut butter

[proud jay]

what music you guys listen to while working?

peanut butter is just gross on its own

[fathom wadi]

http://ice.bassdrive.net:80/stream listened to this for the past 12 years

[cursive crypt]

but but....

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-amazing-impressive-wtg-ndnbc-gif-16032118

[pearl elk]

whatever floats your banana boat

[cursive crypt]

Pleasantly surprised 👍

banaaanananananas go well with any sort of tahini

[proud jay]

🥁🐟

did not find a bass fish

[pearl elk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ISdDjVoTtA

this is more my style, grim 😛

[cursive crypt]

noise

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/loud-noises-anchorman-yelling-yell-gif-5294834

[cursive crypt]

Never been into industrial chaos, kinda tried even I listen drum&bass/techno stuff, but each to its own.

[pearl elk]

they've been live streaming for over a month non stop so Im impressed

[proud jay]

have you guys ever heard this banging tune though https://youtu.be/JTEFKFiXSx4

[cursive crypt]

Still high

[cursive crypt]

Music for deaf people?

[proud jay]

clearly you are uncultured https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4′33″

nice link

[cursive crypt]

Can't compute that....

[pearl elk]

did you try measuring it 😛

[cursive crypt]

The 🦆 🦆 🚶‍♂️ says
4′33″

[pearl elk]

did you add the banana?

[proud jay]

but what does the fox say

[cursive crypt]

I believe we are onto something.

[proud jay]

ew there's talking in between sometimes

[cursive crypt]

Dude is lonely, no banana for him.

[pearl elk]

speaking of bananas

https://1funny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bananas.jpg

this was setup for the release of some DK game apparently

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/drooling-slobber-spongebob-patrick-star-yummy-gif-16742378

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/peanut-butter-lick-hungry-eating-covered-gif-16771995

[cursive crypt]

At some point that tower might collapse tho.

https://tenor.com/view/peanut-butter-lick-hungry-eating-covered-gif-16771995

[pearl elk]

lol doesnt work, too explicit

[cursive crypt]

!8ball why discord bad?

[turbid spindle]

@cursive crypt, :8ball: Cannot predict now.

[cursive crypt]

!8ball licking butter bad?

[turbid spindle]

@cursive crypt, :8ball: Very doubtful.

[proud jay]

https://tenor.com/view/yup-gif-13982427

gifs are dead

F

[pearl elk]

oh cool I didnt know there was a gaming version of Opera

[deep copper]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-yes-avengers-gif-14022149

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-book-of-boba-fett-rodian-waving-waves-wave-gif-24657316

[deep copper]

if only radians was more useful than just adding another layer of complexity 😔

[deep copper]

https://tenor.com/view/hugmati-gif-18302861

[proud jay]

well radians doesn't add any complexity if you're alreadyworking in radians

it's just that you're used to degrees

it's like a murican saying meters are yards with added complexity

[pearl elk]

what if you have a yard meter 😮

[deep copper]

i suppose that's true 🤔 if we completely throw out degrees , radians was perfectly cool

[deep copper]

a meter of yard

[pearl elk]

its to detect if people have yards or not 😛

[proud jay]

I don't 😭

live in an appartment

[deep copper]

and if they do, how many of those 🤔 , i wonder if that's why it was called yard

[pearl elk]

how many yards in a yard

prolly an acre worth 😛

[deep copper]

you still have 0 yards, dw

[deep copper]

i wish i knew measurements well enough to figure out if that's drum roll worthy or not

[proud jay]

🥁 <- this

I just know acre is some size

I accept joke

[deep copper]

same!

[pearl elk]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7e/f0/a7/7ef0a794a0705037e9a38d6db12ff68c.jpg

here we go, its a drum rolled 😛

[cursive crypt]

An yard is like few sheep big afaik.

[deep copper]

if you count yards do you fall asleep? 🤔

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-love-cute-gif-24697418

[deep copper]

hey mons, there's this cool green "add friend" button on discord. I want to press it

[pearl elk]

Id be careful, it leads to people annoyingly wanting to talk

who wants to talk with puny humans eeeww

[deep copper]

don't worry ! atleast it won't kill me !! if it doesn't kills, it makes stronger!

i am, pressing it

i pressed it, it's yellow now

[proud jay]

time to press that ignore button

[zinc matrix]

what does the block button do?

[pearl elk]

I wish I had friends

[zinc matrix]

anyone want to test with me 👉 👈

[deep copper]

not to brag or anything but i am quite experienced with the block button, on both sides of it 😤

[pearl elk]

it really only blocks emojis

[deep copper]

and dms and adds another step for reading their messages

[proud jay]

you want me to test the block button with you?

[pearl elk]

not sure if my DMs are open or not, I think they are for anyone in the server. People know better than to DM me though 😛

[deep copper]

i have disabled dms, i am really bad at one on one

[proud jay]

what made you change from olympus to calimari

[cursive crypt]

Any DM, insta block.

[deep copper]

the problem is, even if you ignore a dm it doesn't gets burried in chat, the chat stays static

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/trap-its-a-trap-star-wars-admiral-ackbar-gif-5740548

[cursive crypt]

I thought there were shrimps involved.

[deep copper]

what made you change from QuantumSourdough?

[proud jay]

cocaine

[pearl elk]

lol I change my name all the time

[deep copper]

yes i recognise you with pfp

[pearl elk]

some people didnt recognise me so I changed back to something closer to MonsOlympus

[deep copper]

and notes, you were first sighting was "QuantumSourdough" for me

your*

[pearl elk]

that name was taken from a conversation in lounge lol

[deep copper]

maybe rolled drums

[deep copper]

when and why would anyone in the lounge say QuantumSourdough 🤔

[pearl elk]

damn, tried searching and all I got was empathy banana

[deep copper]

"you can't reach the banana if you don't have the courage to climb"

[pearl elk]

turns our sourdough is an interesting search

[deep copper]

you first said it in 2017 :O

[pearl elk]

lol, you can see my precognitive abilities at work

[deep copper]

i added a 🫂 to the "you from 2017"

you had no way of knowing someone would do it to that message, back then

how intriguing

[pearl elk]

did we even have reacts back then

[deep copper]

oh yeah, there was also no reply back then

i think you probably had reacts though

[pearl elk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCVk6PiQDJo

woo this one is interesting

[deep copper]

yup 2016 vids of discord reactions

[deep glen]

https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O

@pearl elk

[pearl elk]

lol theres UDK in this

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-day-star-wars-may-the4th-be-with-you-may-the-fourth-may-the-force-be-with-you-gif-21417923

[quasi mantle]

Good grief

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-dancing-robot-chicken-adult-gif-4801224

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-yoda-dancing-me-all-day-today-happy-gif-15985564

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/rave-party-crazy-disco-gif-13930009

Me ^

Blueprints are better vertical. Fry me.

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/may-the-fourth-be-with-gif-21655953

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/ewok-lol-star-wars-dance-groove-gif-7366231

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/team-foxtrot-funny-dance-gif-12416167

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-alien-star-wars-gif-9241109

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-fish-dog-fish-costume-cute-adorable-gif-17546966

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-star-wars-luke-skywalker-mark-hamill-gif-14004726

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-skywalker-blue-milk-star-wars-a-new-hope-drinking-milk-gif-11568178

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-friday-goat-mlem-gif-13351298

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-star-wars-snowing-gif-14696435

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeroll-squeeze-eyes-out-gif-15153012

[proud jay]

https://tenor.com/view/weirdshit-shit-weird-dafuk-loop-gif-12181794

[dark sequoia]

lol poop!

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/revenge-of-the5th-dartmoul-gif-8499825

[deep copper]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-where-do-babies-even-come-from-dude-where-does-a-baby-come-from-where-do-babies-come-from-babies-gif-22910087

[regal hawk]

is it possible for someone to be both a creative director and lead game designer for a game?

its like a 5 people working on it lol

[deep copper]

in case you don't receive any answer here, #industry-chat or #career-chat

[regal hawk]

k

[proud jay]

it's possible yeah

depends on the company

but at my last job we had a guy that did both

[mossy nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/seis-sombreros-girar-metodo-para-razonar-tomar-desiciones-sombreros-gif-14735261

Solo devs be like

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/broom-mikmik-gif-21372908

[fleet tangle]

Just me that's disappointed that this gif doesn't equip every hat and have a smooth transition at the end back to the start?

[deep copper]

congratulations ! 😊 🤗

[zinc matrix]

thanks! only took me 2 weeks 😄

[mossy nexus]

Speaking of, I quite liked the Vehicle Chaos Control Rig video from epic.

[fleet tangle]

Lol. Well done!

[mossy nexus]

I've yet to try out control rig. I feel it's something I really should dive into 😄

[deep copper]

i heard it's one of the other greatest highlight in ue5, other than big triangles and low fps light

[zinc matrix]

I think it was the 3rd or 4th thing i tried inside UE and i got so frustrated after a while i stopped and kinda gave up. Until late then I tried it again and everything in the video just made sense suddenly 😄

Also big plus that this was a tutorial for 4.27 instead of 5 and trying to follow it on 4 was not a good idea

[deep copper]

sounds good!

[fluid bloom]

lol, there's now fake news spreading in russia that say that finland is moving tanks to its eastern border

in real life the tanks are moving west to a wargame that is held every year

[tulip orbit]

nuke the planet

[fluid bloom]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14kdiJUblbWBXy

[deep copper]

i never thought there would be wargames with tanks

reality is quite unexpected at times

[fleet tangle]

All my wargames happen with tic-tac-toe.

[tulip orbit]

I thought they used pokemon

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/hack-the-planet-keyboard-keyboards-twitchcon-bluvelvet-gif-15929096

[fleet tangle]

Reminds me of Bill & Ted 2.

[deep copper]

throws ball 🎱

!8ball did i catch interitus

[turbid spindle]

@deep copper, :8ball: Without a doubt.

[deep copper]

https://tenor.com/view/love-heart-valentine-cupid-tic-tac-toe-gif-16284566

if X used its 3rd turn to put it in center, X would have won

[cursive crypt]

tfw when scratching off 2h of work.

[mossy nexus]

https://i.imgur.com/lDEqVfx.jpeg

[hazy shard]

Imagine a level hosted on a blockchain.

[deep copper]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatsNoMoon ?

[mossy nexus]

Correct. It was a reference to that film quote. The moon in the pic is from NASA and because today is May The Forth Be With You day they posted it on twitter so I just turned it into a meme.

[deep copper]

that's... such a high level meme, with layers of complexity 🧐

it has 4 completely unique references that i could identify:

• film line
• Nasa on twitter
• 4th may
• moon

[primal summit]

'80's thrash metal and 80's speed metal

[deep copper]

never seen anyone that isn't some kind of a metal fan in this server

[timber viper]

It goes well with protein shake though

[fickle oriole]

Anyone here speak croatian or similar language?

Was just followed around by an old possessed guy speaking some voodoo language(sounded like croatian). I need to know what curse i've got.

[deep copper]

did you record it?

[fickle oriole]

Yes

I removed the video and made a wav cause there are kids in the background

[deep copper]

so whoever listens gets the curve?

[zinc matrix]

My friend is Crooki (Croatian but we call him a crooki)

[deep copper]

curse*

[fickle oriole]

Not sure if discord can play wav

[deep copper]

it can't , you need to download

[fickle oriole]

Oh, no it can

[zinc matrix]

ah yeah you are cursed

[deep copper]

can't for mobile users :(

[zinc matrix]

💩 jk i have no idea

2scary4me im not listenings

[deep copper]

do speech translators not help?

[fickle oriole]

If i dont check back in 7 days. then anyone who listened to it just know this. you got about 30 minutes.

[zinc matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-baby-oops-not-here-gif-4671110

[fickle oriole]

Didn't really find one tbh

[deep copper]

same

[deep copper]

like, google translate stuff

[zinc matrix]

Hey! Did I mention i made a control rig today 😄

[deep copper]

yes

[zinc matrix]

oh yeah i did

[deep copper]

looks complicated

nice

[zinc matrix]

Well its a WHOOOLE lot easier to animate now, before i had to do it thingy by thingy

now i can kinda grab the hand and say you go here, and then the rest sort of follows

I'm really happy i thought i would not ever leaern this

[deep copper]

nice nice! sounds like drivers or solvers or controllers... ah that's what control rig meant!

[zinc matrix]

yeaps

[deep copper]

control rig brings mysterious gif results

[zinc matrix]

did you get a rash?

[fickle oriole]

Does it count if i already had one?

[zinc matrix]

well gf of mine got cursed by some gypsies once and she got a rash in her neck real fast

but we all just blamed it on some tricks

she was really scared tho

[fickle oriole]

There are too many gypsies here. Just last year an old gypsy lady walked by me and told me i had the devil inside me. So now i'm thinking maybe this guy is out for my soul.

[zinc matrix]

Damn

i wish someone would wanna live with me

xD

[deep copper]

you live in a dangerous neighbourhood

[deep copper]

i do

[zinc matrix]

tbh i know a lot of gypsies that are very cool, but i guess gypsy is a broad term

[zinc matrix]

no no you live on the internet discords

[fickle oriole]

For soul eater devil spawn

[zinc matrix]

👻

[deep copper]

you do as well, so.. we live together !?

[deep copper]

let's set up a code word

in case you get possessed and loose sanity

how about saying "ily<3" everytime you talk here? so we know it's you and not something else

[fickle oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-me-think-about-it-meme-gif-7715402

When do i start?

[deep copper]

now i guess

[fickle oriole]

Now is a good time

[deep copper]

is it?

[fickle oriole]

đavao je u tebi

[zinc matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/run-forrest-puppet-panic-run-scream-gif-4888322

would be nice if you could set a size for gifs, with the standard as max

[deep copper]

!8ball is Ziecore possessed

[turbid spindle]

@deep copper, :8ball: As I see it, yes.

[zinc matrix]

RUN

[deep copper]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-fast-basketball-court-sprint-gif-16667898

[turbid spindle]

@ionic flame, :8ball: As I see it, yes.

[deep copper]

tank , it's may

[fickle oriole]

We'll live together now

Forever...

[deep copper]

tank, you said we can rely on you in may, tank

did you forget 😭

[deep copper]

time to learn crotian, you can not only dodge, but also attack then

#lounge message

also today is may the 4th, star wars day

i waited since march to rely on you.. 😭

i am just repeating what i heard in #lounge !

[fickle oriole]

I have a very loose translation now. Just nonsensical words:
Doesn't matter no color.
There is no will to wait little children.
By half past three.

and some non translatable stuff

[deep copper]

you should definitely find a speaker of that language and ask, easiest

though you probably won't so easily, maybe try looking for some crotian discord servers?

[fickle oriole]

Yeah. I'm just getting more curious now haha

I think he had a stroke, he had foam around his mouth

[deep copper]

scary

maybe you are the next vessel

[fickle oriole]

Think he'll be disappointed. He'll be the cursed one haha

[zinc matrix]

What is up errryboday

[deep copper]

he atleast you don't have foam rn i assume

[deep copper]

tired, bored, procrastinating
the usual basically

what about you?

[fickle oriole]

These serbian channels are horrible to me. I want a blanket now

I have never been told to eat so many dicks before

[deep copper]

did you agree to any?

[fickle oriole]

That i should suck dick?

[fathom wadi]

same.

[cursive crypt]

wut

[deep copper]

i mean, if it gets you out of a curse...

there there 😔 🫂

[median wraith]

Yeah like Pirates of the Caribbean

[fickle oriole]

What if that is the curse!

[deep copper]

then you would have fulfilled it and it's probably closer to being over, so it works

[timber viper]

I question the quality of #lounge when #cpp is not around

[fickle oriole]

Alright. Guess you'll see me on hot. I'll be the new sausage girl

[deep copper]

we are helping a person get out of a curse

[fickle oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/sausage-fest-hot-dog-gif-14785205

[timber viper]

wtf

[deep copper]

that probably hurts

those seem heavy

time to make it #cpp!

did you know: .cpp files can also have other extentions ?!? 🤔

it's in the book you gave me, it used .cc extension there

there's a few others but i forgot

[timber viper]

also .hpp

[deep copper]

and .h?

just compile it to executable basically huh

[timber viper]

When you mix C and C++ in projects your team can expect you to use .hpp for C++ headers and .h for C headers

[deep copper]

what's a header for :/

[timber viper]

I've seen once

[deep copper]

i am only 40 pages in

[cursive crypt]

#lounge is superior. Usually.

Sometimes.

[deep copper]

then stay here more, forever<3

[cursive crypt]

Go back to reload

[timber viper]

Dont you also do cpp

Join us

[cursive crypt]

No.

[timber viper]

[deep copper]

even mons does cpp but stays away

there's perhaps something stopping these people that goes beyond cpp 🤔

maybe the tight moderation

[timber viper]

#cpp message

Also, trolling my question one year ago

[cursive crypt]

It was an impostor.

[deep copper]

so it was a decision they came to after experiencing cpp huh

you use vs2022 right?

[timber viper]

Ryo supports your decision to reading books for cpp <#cpp message>

[deep copper]

i am reading it because lorash is teaching me cpp

so ryo supports lor

[timber viper]

Do you use or

Because Lorash wouldnt allow

You also deprive yourself from specificying types explicitly in your personal works, why wouldnt you

[deep copper]

i am just checking if my notes are accurate, it says "recomends vs2022, rider second", doesn't says what you use

i always was?

reading #include <iostream> was already irritating because of how weird it looks

it has <>

[timber viper]

I still dont know the difference between <> and "" for includes

But come this far

[deep copper]

wait i can substitute that with ""?

that probably makes it a lot easier to digest for me

so standard libraries is <>

[timber viper]

like #include <cmath> etc?

[deep copper]

#lounge as cpp didn't last very long

[zinc matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/swing-dance-swing-your-hips-dance-cute-dance-side-to-side-gif-25165719

[deep copper]

do you want to switch it with me 🥰 ?

we can switch to something other than those 2 as well , though , right ?

it's okay ofc, if you don't want to, i am fine with the way it is as well

👀 i saw a huge opportunity vanish rn

[timber viper]

What I wrote felt more rude than I thought for a second

[deep copper]

ah, dw, it's extremely difficult to say something i consider rude

so, you will help if i agree it was a curse right?

[timber viper]

Lmao wtf no

[deep copper]

so you will feel comfortable doing it if i say it's not a curse right?

[timber viper]

Did you even read before I delete

[deep copper]

yes, it said something like " are you also cursed ? 😢 "

it was an open sentence which shows concern, open to use ofc 👁️

[timber viper]

@ionic flame can you do your thing m8

[deep copper]

tank vanished after promising we can rely on tank in may

i don't think i trust tank now 🤔

blasting me <3

that's what the ancient message they linked to says, I am not sure why intax wants to witness it so badly tho

i don't have a problem tho, a friend in need is a friend indeed !

which is why i also mentioned what it said xD

a bit Paraphrased perhaps

a link? free nitro?

second chance with what? is this a warning ?!? what happens if I can't meet your expectations?!??

ohhh, i got unblocked, so i finally tired out the great tank with all that click/tap to read

so i just need to keep making intax reply to me, got it

xD

then, lorash is probably the strongest best, they have most influence as well

bet*

since they won't ping me, a reply to me and pinging you is the only option in case of emergency

i can't find any arrow in my phone!

i don't have a sun rn!

i-.. idk what ksp is..

ah,

since i forgot high school physics i am probably still flat

[zinc matrix]

what is a high school?

ooh high school srry im not american

[deep copper]

i am not either xD, i don't really know what parts are considered as high school but it's definitely all a part of school

[zinc matrix]

Looks like my ex, ironically

[fickle oriole]

Hey mine too.. guess it's starting to make sense

[zinc matrix]

Steroids

[deep copper]

the one you told about a few days ago?

[zinc matrix]

💪

[deep copper]

..how?

[fickle oriole]

Everyone has the same ex here. That's why she's the sausage girl

[deep copper]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-amazed-explosion-space-omg-gif-10279314

[timber viper]

hi

[deep copper]

i can also read tank replies now, cool cool

i block people who block me though, so that I don't get depressed when they don't respond :(

[pearl elk]

Hello is anyone out there

https://tenor.com/view/space-dog-gif-9399898

[deep copper]

yes ! i am here my friend 🤗

[primal summit]

I persist, therefore I exist

[scarlet cedar]

Hello friends it's me your brother

oh uh ye im... waiting for mod approval for my name change... you know how it is

[timber viper]

bröther

[oblique cloak]

@deep glen remember when you said it's hard to apply materials in blender like a month ago? Dude hard ops does it in 2 clicks btw.

lol

well dang, i had no idea

i was opening in 3ds max just to materialize.

hard ops is still a great tool tho, i use it on every model xD

[elfin kernel]

I set my discord status to a funny

that a grand total of 1 person(s) will get

[oblique cloak]

been trying to learn the workflow, its very noob friendly

i feel that.

real life sucks as of right now, with the prices of everything rising.

One small redbull is 4.25 dollars now.... was 2.25 a can

almost double price 😦

[deep glen]

dont recall saying that?

[oblique cloak]

Hmm maybe it was not you i remember a conversation back a few months back saying it was eaiser to materialize in 3ds max compared to blender.

welp, sorry to waste your time

[scarlet cedar]

how hard is it to make a damn door open and close on a multiplayer game :(

[deep glen]

never used blender, and if anything, max's material thing is fubar af XD

heck, unless you use maxs "console command" there is not even a way to remove applied materials XD

[oblique cloak]

pressing M, and clicking the little trash icon does not delete them for you?

OHHH i see

[deep glen]

it doesnt fully remove them, you'll need to write "$. mat = null" to remove em.

[oblique cloak]

the mesh still has it applied but the editor thinks its gone

[deep glen]

for an application as old as max, you'd think they'd have a button by now XD

[oblique cloak]

hahah 😛

[deep glen]

could make one, but by now $. mat = null is musclememory

[oblique cloak]

im on the maya grind now.

3ds max might be a thing of the past in the upcomming forsaken future

[pearl elk]

Autodesk 4 lyfe

Adobe til ded

[deep glen]

adobe cs6 til ded

[oblique cloak]

your still on cs6???

haha

thats like how i refuse to let macromedia fireworks die

[fleet tangle]

What does fireworks even do?

[pearl elk]

it makes fireworks

[oblique cloak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCLfbXH-aBQ

its a dumbed down version of photoshop

[pearl elk]

I heard Crysis 4 is gonna be on UE5 😛

[oblique cloak]

aint no way there dropping a whole engine just to go to ue

[pearl elk]

people might have said the same about CDPR

[fleet tangle]

Maybe the guys are cryengine can't even compile it now.

[oblique cloak]

finally dumbed this desert eagle to 100k poly

jesus, if i knew doing this stuff was htis hard i would of said F it a long time ago..

[quasi mantle]

If they waived Crysis IP to somebody else, well

[pearl elk]

it must still be EA published Id say

[oblique cloak]

what do you guys think of this grip

should i do something else?

[pearl elk]

shouldnt it have some screws to hold on the handle?

[quasi mantle]

Wasn't Crysis Remastered self published by Crytek? They must've repossessed the IP from EA by then.

[oblique cloak]

ahh needs one

FFS

slowly losing my mind

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-boy-comedy-chris-farley-stressed-upset-gif-15396052

[unreal ether]

looks to similar to the 1911

desert eagles are more chrome with polymer grip

maybe have that as a skin

[oblique cloak]

im trying to make all the free skins the same

[unreal ether]

weapon skin: 1911 classic

[unreal ether]

thats a bad idea

[oblique cloak]

well, you unlock more skins as you play

like cod4 😛

[unreal ether]

keep the default look of the gun as the default skin

[oblique cloak]

alright

[unreal ether]

otherwise it looks like "i can't be bothered to make these look good unless you pay" sorta thing

[oblique cloak]

ill add a screw, fix up mats and rodo it 😛

[unreal ether]

i would include it as a paid skin tho

or even a free unlock

i just think its important to give variety even to non paying users

[oblique cloak]

Im going to have a huge unlocking system in my game, ill make like 40 skins per gun, depending on file sizes tho

to many textures = huge file size 😦

[unreal ether]

i would still keep the regular look of the gun as default

makes things a tad more interesting imo

[oblique cloak]

so like the silver OG de?

[unreal ether]

yee

[oblique cloak]

kk 🙂

will go by this reference

[unreal ether]

thats a good one yeee

not sure how easy that knurling will be tho haha

maybe theres a normal stamp for it in substance

[quasi mantle]

I just realised Desert Eagle is an IWI gun

[unreal ether]

ye made in israel on behalf of magnum industries

[pearl elk]

https://www.magnumresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Profile-Left-sm-1024x683-1024x683.jpg

[oblique cloak]

yeah yea

the USA one is 4 m poly

[pearl elk]

newer model

[oblique cloak]

subdivided into oblivion.

[pearl elk]

short barrel too 😛

[oblique cloak]

better for you?

lol

[pearl elk]

you need to model the allen key too

[oblique cloak]

the top peice?

[pearl elk]

https://puu.sh/IYzmt/721bdc0bb0.jpg

can I get this skin in your game?

[oblique cloak]

yeah sure, find the OG skin

lol

[pearl elk]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/mgm-content/sites/armslist/uploads/posts/2020/10/07/12654862_01_custom_desert_eagle_50_ae_640.jpg

what bout this one

[oblique cloak]

thats ez

already have that grip 😉

[pearl elk]

https://americanhandgunner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/AHG-WE041720-INSIDER-DesertEagle.jpg

how bout this one then

dont ask me what this has to do with the 45th President 😛

[oblique cloak]

baking the new texutres

lets see what happens 😄

[pearl elk]

https://i.etsystatic.com/20081039/r/il/257b5b/2050353665/il_1140xN.2050353665_66ur.jpg

what bout this skin

[oblique cloak]

skins are ez to make my friend 🙂 i can literally mask anything to anywhere

thats why i dont understand why they are 900 dollars in games

[pearl elk]

you'll be surprised, its more difficult than you think

[oblique cloak]

substance painter is a hell of a tool 😛

[pearl elk]

until you run out of GPU memory in your game

[oblique cloak]

well see what happens

lol

[unreal ether]

i mean id be more worried about the 4M poly weapons lol

[oblique cloak]

i dont have anything more than 100k

[pearl elk]

takes less GPU memory than textures 🙂

[unreal ether]

were ya just using em to bake normals?

[oblique cloak]

yeah

got to have that nice high poly feel 😉

[unreal ether]

thank god lol

and yeah definitely

[oblique cloak]

my high poly models are around 50m

[unreal ether]

i still need to improve my weapon modelling, im quite bad at it lol

[oblique cloak]

OKAY

what you think

lighter?

[unreal ether]

thats a nice special skin ngl

[oblique cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-skunk-cute-gif-24064326

im going to go a bit lighter on the contrast

[pearl elk]

Im confused, why is it scuffed?

[oblique cloak]

because its not factory new, its default 😛

[pearl elk]

looks like someone keyed it

[oblique cloak]

make everything factory new?

[pearl elk]

no I get that metal wears over time, just that most hand guns are looked after and oiled

not thrown in a bag of nails

[oblique cloak]

thanks for the input 🙂 illl redo it.

[pearl elk]

you should look at some real guns in someones collection

like hold them and get a sense of what theyre really like and the feel of the texture

[unreal ether]

no I get that metal wears over time, just that most hand guns are looked after and oiled

[oblique cloak]

how about f it

and make it gold?

[pearl elk]

gold plating would def scratch easier

[oblique cloak]

gold right off the bat bam

YOOOOO COD AINT got SH*T on me....

[pearl elk]

infact you could go to a firearms museum

[oblique cloak]

dang

[pearl elk]

they might not let you hold em but you'll get a good sense of how the metal looks when its worn

[oblique cloak]

that is fly

[pearl elk]

https://www.ancestryguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Colt-Police-Positive-Special-.38-Double-Action-Revolver-Antique-Firearms-002.jpg

[oblique cloak]

i got one of those too 🙂

[pearl elk]

patina would be one of the hardest things to replicate tbh

[oblique cloak]

its real sexy

[pearl elk]

I wouldnt wave around an ivory handle these days, more likely to get shot over than than waving around a gun 😛

[oblique cloak]

to do those animations tho

its so rough

[pearl elk]

yes I wouldnt want to be the person doing your hand anims

[oblique cloak]

rotate, rotate, rotate, then gun needs to flip open for reload

im doing it all myself 🙂

[pearl elk]

everytime I watch firearms expert reacts to guns of X game

the primers are always pre fired

no live ammo in games, because they model expended shells

[oblique cloak]

i came up with a solution to bullets in mags too. instead of preadding them into the skel im going to do a bullet count with static mesh high poly nanited bullets in each mag.

[pearl elk]

he even notices when the type of ammo is wrong quite often too even for guns with clips

[oblique cloak]

i was watching those the other day like fall out weapons borderland sweapons

lol

[pearl elk]

wait I just noticed, why do you have two windows bars

[oblique cloak]

discord on second PC, i use El gato 4k cap card

[pearl elk]

yeah Gamespot channel, Johnathon Fergusson

hes got some good insight, not just on weapons but he understands shooter games too

I love they try to make or find cursed weapons which make him cringe

[oblique cloak]

lol

[pearl elk]

people always seem to make the MP5 supressed too loud

and he always notices

[oblique cloak]

Oh man i frgot about sounds

[fleet tangle]

I feel, in many ways, sounds are the hardest part of a game to get right.

[oblique cloak]

thats going to be fun i cant wait to test meta sounds

[deep copper]

did someone say "curse"?

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-thecurse-themummy-benny-gif-9860098

[slow imp]

who am i looking for

with the anime pfp

https://tenor.com/view/offer-money-give-it-to-me-cash-anime-gif-17868122

what's this from?

[deep copper]

lorash

[slow imp]

darn offline

don't want to bother

[deep copper]

it was blood blood anime, i forgot the exact name,

found , "Beyond the Boundary"

[slow imp]

thank you :3

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-anime-baka-anime-girl-angry-gif-25242919

[deep copper]

i like how accessories add a different personality. without those glasses, this would have looked so stern

[zinc matrix]

DJT woop woop MAGA

[quasi mantle]

Kyoukai no Kanata

Often times the romaji/hepburn title is more preferred than the English translation lol

[slow imp]

I may watch an episode tonight

[zinc matrix]

ive got a question
if my asset store asset requires or can optionally use another asset item like if i had an asset being made and wanted it to be interoperable with someone else's networking asset, how might i go about that? id imagine some sort of API/namespace separation would go some distance. but how would one ensure they work together?
obviously not a bright idea to include said other asset
in my work
how can i ensure compatibility?

[deep copper]

is that #fab or #ue5-general or #ue4-general ?

[zinc matrix]

its a technical q

think i may have an answer though

im learning to be resourceful. think things through instead of asking questions

i thought i was good at that

....

[deep copper]

#lounge is generally unhelpful as questions get burried with gifs or the people who might know answers either don't look here or just give non serious answers,
so it's always advisable to use ue channels, ofc unless it's a general question which even relates to unity, in which case you might be better off in #industry-chat i suppose

[pearl elk]

you need street cred to get answers from lounge 😛

[deep copper]

no single person can answer everything on their own :D, it's okay to ask for solutions from people who might be potentially doing it longer than you, besides google search etc often gives outdated or unrelated or highly specific answers

[oblique cloak]

i just stay in here, other channels are mean

[deep copper]

true, i have seen other channels become aggressive really quickly

also they have such stronger moderation

[pearl elk]

gifs are a good diffuser of tension

https://tenor.com/view/chill-destress-woosah-calm-down-relax-gif-5102209

[deep copper]

it can also be seen as mocking actually xD

[oblique cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/changeangel-chewbacca-star-wars-day-may-the4th-be-with-you-may-the4th-gif-21417505

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/you-mock-me-hiram-epps-them-you-ridicule-me-stop-making-fun-of-me-gif-21090713

https://tenor.com/view/chris-tucker-dancing-like-michael-jackson-moves-gif-16620486

[deep copper]

i find emotes to be a better diffuser , those are always so happy. makes the other person feel "ah they said it with a bit of a smile maybe, not a dead serious judgmental face" 😍

because it's so easy to mistake a tone of text message

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-so-cringe-kim-kardashian-saturday-night-live-cringe-this-is-awkward-gif-23427801

[deep copper]

not his fault really, they walked right into it

[tulip orbit]

yeah and I'm the one who dug the hole there

[deep copper]

aw, did you get caught?

[tulip orbit]

and installed the spikes

not yet

[deep copper]

just put the dirt back in, you would be fine then 👍

[tulip orbit]

yeah, was waiting on the old lady before I could fill the hole

that way I save on dirt

[deep copper]

and provide nourishment to the soil

she probably also broke her arms tho

[tulip orbit]

she dont need them anymore

[deep copper]

true xD

[tulip orbit]

past time to goto work 😦 😢

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/houstonhornet-drunk-drunk-girls-fall-abigail-anderson-gif-21505489

[deep copper]

i will miss you 😭 , goodluck, take care

[deep copper]

sheesh, all that climbing progress got undone, will have to reclimb now

[oblique cloak]

sonic 2 gets real cute...

weird lol

[oblique cloak]

just for you i made it perfect.. only took 3 hours >_<

[pearl elk]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-amazing-impressive-wtg-ndnbc-gif-16032118

but I thought weapon skins were easy 😛

[oblique cloak]

LOL well,

sometimes things are weird.

i had to make my own materials, and textures from actual models.

tiled like a bishhhhhhhhhhh

lol

this hand cannon is going to be amazing tho for people cant wait 🙂

[pearl elk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzSrmGkpWKk

[quasi mantle]

that one walk way John Wick silencer scene

That one scene tickles me the wrong way

[oblique cloak]

something about those silent sounds makes guns go pew pew. idk

[pearl elk]

Im not the biggest fan of stealth gameplay and I think these quiet guns have alot to do with it

even something like throwing knives in games, you hit the enemy and ded

when in reality theyd be on the ground screaming

[quasi mantle]

That's a good idea actually

[pearl elk]

but you miss with a throwing knife and it makes a dink noise... ALARMMMMM

[quasi mantle]

Throwing knife for pre-emptive strike

So throwing knife will deal additional damage and guaranteed the first attack but not necessarily stealth (thanks to JRPG design)

It's hard to get one kill stealth working with JRPG combat design lol

Well, Earthbound did it (kind of), but it's by the time you beat the area boss and then the enemies runs away from you

[pearl elk]

I dont think realism should be the goal, fun should be but its just odd to me how disconnected games can feel. When you expect something to work some way but it doesnt because youre not thinking in a the way youre trained to me actually limits gameplay

its not like hey if I do this it should work this way, its hey silencer will mean I can shoot whoever without anyone noticing rather than trying to solve the problem using more interesting stealth tactics

its really apparent in Farcry, if you have a silenced gun you can stand out in the open and as long as you headshot everyone with a supressed weapon quick enough you get away with it entirely

[oblique cloak]

ideas thanks 😄

[pearl elk]

I consider that sort of thing broken

[oblique cloak]

added to my game dev journel

lol

that sound of the ump in mw2

idk it felt so right tho

[pearl elk]

lol well if all the audio was realistic we'd be turning the volume down

fire a desert eagle indoors, tell me how your head feels after

[oblique cloak]

hahah

im literally going to pay what ever it is for the most realistic gun sounds.

[pearl elk]

hire whoever did Tarkov

[oblique cloak]

first i need to finish up this gun set, i have like 3 weeks left.

its about a half a gun a day to finish

[pearl elk]

thats not much time

[oblique cloak]

not at all.

so far 5 pistols done, one more and omw to smgs 😄

perfect unwraps. rigged

i love doing it right 🙂

[pearl elk]

why no battle rifles?

[oblique cloak]

you mean like kar98?

or m16?

both will be added.

[pearl elk]

you wont want to bring a desert eagle to a Scar-h fight

[oblique cloak]

i got a great model of a scar ready to be fixed up for game purposes.......

https://tenor.com/view/the-muppets-kermit-the-frog-angry-pissed-off-stressed-gif-5697284

[pearl elk]

its all the little things I find myself liking about CoDs weapons though

you look at MW and its like yeah this is good but I played through that then BF3, 4 and newer CoDs and its surprising how much better the mechanics got over time

[oblique cloak]

i think i might be doing as br as well

[pearl elk]

lots of little things you dont notice at first

I dunno whose idea it was to make it so you cant reload while aiming but its complete BS

[oblique cloak]

im only one man, man. lol i will be doing my best to add the most my coding can add. every gun will be customizable.

[pearl elk]

esp with a gun like the Steyr AUG

but sure wick flick a gun like that for no reason

[oblique cloak]

xD

cant wait .

i hope my game becomes successful. and i see floods of youtube videos.

[pearl elk]

later CoDs have cool stuff like sprint to aim, crouch to aim, all having a small impact on the ADS mechanic which is so smooth to use compared to earlier games

theyve just had so much time over the years to refine that feel

[oblique cloak]

i feel like they add to much these days

[ivory zenith]

shameless junior, kowtow three times and call me your grandpa and i might spare you!

[pearl elk]

not the gun feel thats CoD issue, its much to do with the customisation

holo sights in WW2, cmon

[oblique cloak]

LOL

i feel this

[pearl elk]

part of the thing about WW2 is the lack of those benefits, men went to war with glorified tubes which fired bullets

[oblique cloak]

I really wanna do a BR now as well too.. i got like so many good ideas floating in my head mannn i wish i had millions to make these games instantly.

no more end circle closing.

it stops.

you got to duel it out 😄

[cursive crypt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-T_eTZj3DU

[rare mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-movie-stupid-worth-it-gif-7263374

@glass comet

[glass comet]

indeed

It's funny I actually managed to trigger him from that

[ivory zenith]

shameless junior.. you still stink of your mother's milk. you got eyes to see but cannot recognize mount tai. you are just a frog in the well.
Reckless junior kowtow three times and slap yourself 10 and i might spare your corpse!

[glass comet]

I wasn't even part of the off topic conversation

[rare mauve]

er, i just wouldn't talk anymore about it 😂

[cursive crypt]

wtf again, this is not #roast

[pearl elk]

roast would be #food wouldnt it

[ivory zenith]

"huh weaklings... I can't believe that you all taking like big shots but reality are just frog on the well. Be honored mongrels because this young master is about to show you how big the mountain tai is using the secret technique of my clan. Maybe if you admit how inferior you all are, I can give you some pointers."

[cursive crypt]

I have a pulled pork actually in the fridge. Might make myself a doner for lunch.

[pearl elk]

I'll take one too

[cursive crypt]

Might get mouldy till reach you tho 🤔

[pearl elk]

Will trade for calimari 😛

[cursive crypt]

You know... I always think of calamari when I read that word.

Calamari is greek for squid.

[pearl elk]

hmm youre right, it is spelt wrong

[cursive crypt]

Kinda close to that photo you posted the other day.

[pearl elk]

there we go

https://tenor.com/view/how-dare-you-shaking-my-gif-19252481

[cursive crypt]

They knew

[ivory zenith]

thats a spicy fishy

[pearl elk]

thats what I get for phonetic spelling words

[cursive crypt]

This is the way.

[ivory zenith]

looks like 10k year old peerless squid it can rejuvinate your meridians and vitality. it is also abundant in yin energy and can help yin path cultivators advance quickly in their cultivation

[cursive crypt]

Thought lobsters were immortal.

[pearl elk]

depends how good your traps are

[ivory zenith]

lobsters are able to live immortal, some of them can even become sentient provided they survive long enough and live in qi dense environment.
If you managed to catch one that has been able to survive for at least a thousand years, many benefits can be extracted from it. Usually it will have a monster core, and strength comparable to a qi condensation level cultivator

so beware

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-admiral-ackbar-fail-miss-gif-7523068

[zinc matrix]

amazing when you transition to a purpose for your mad game dev experiments... i aim to sell my product. its gonna be great!

[zinc matrix]

lobsters are gud eats

[unreal ether]

FWIW realistic gun sounds are terrible for games

people want punchy satisfying sounds

not cracks

[deep copper]

so you are saying guns don't sound as good?

[unreal ether]

yup

go look up soem sounds of actual guns firing

waaay less impressive

more just a loud crack than the stuff you get in games

[deep copper]

:(

[zinc matrix]

eh there are cases where the real thing sounds better

hmm there was this video about two identical guns in wolfenstein (I think?) but one performed better because of the sound

[quasi mantle]

Way less impressive because often times the mics were shit for guns

[deep copper]

if it's too loud mics won't work nicely

the usual regular mics ofc

[lethal walrus]

@low blade Depends on his experience and how much you're paying really

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/ahsoka-tano-star-wars-ahsoka-mandalorian-mando-gif-19490372

[deep copper]

is that yoda in the bg

[quasi mantle]

Guns are loud as frick

Probably as loud as full power crash cymbal

[soft night]

its grogu

[quasi mantle]

Who was this again? Asoka something

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-star-wars-grogu-sips-tea-gif-19807637

Ashoka Tano

[deep copper]

yoda!

[deep copper]

and high pitch sounds, oof, mics are never good with those when loud

#career-chat sounds decent, where did you post it?

[lethal walrus]

@low blade also depends on how big your team is and the stage of development, if you're far in, i'd say absolutely not, early stages of development it's more reasonable because they can grow into the project, but they'd need a good superior watching them otherwise you will be refactoring all of that code in 6 months - basically, deffo don't hire them as a senior, junior underneath an experienced senior, yea

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/grogu-nope-grogu-out-baby-yoda-the-child-the-mandalorian-gif-21673193

[carmine frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-the-way-dancing-grooving-star-wars-stormtrooper-gif-17945460

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/ahsoka-tano-star-wars-star-wars-rebels-fulcrum-jedi-gif-18372124

[carmine frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-arcane-jinx-arcane-jinxed-league-of-legends-gif-24358930

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/lofi-ahsoka-ahsoka-tano-gif-24738038

[lethal walrus]

There's no one size fits all for how long people take to learn, some people take a while, some people are fast. But judging as he has 0 game dev experience, it would be slower since he has less transferable knowledge. Really it's up to you but sounds like they would be a burden before they become a help, down to you if that tradeoff is worth it

if you're comfortable dming me how much you'd be paying them I can tell you if it's worth it or not pretty fast :P

[carmine frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/black-rock-shooter-black-rock-shooter-running-gif-20581582

[soft night]

lofi is so oozing and relaxing

[carmine frigate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cebSyD_47Tk

[lethal walrus]

Then I would say absolutely not, unless it's a very good deal on your part and you have somebody else to teach them

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/leaf-cafe-gif-21892831

[quasi mantle]

Quite a 日本語 name for a Star Wars character
Probably the writing would be あしょかたの

[carmine frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/lustrous-gif-20248807

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/revenge-fifth-revenge-of-the-fifth-gif-14069827

[quasi mantle]

Well, probably pluto_dweller is already on his way rejecting said senior programmer by this point

[deep copper]

@quasi mantle says AHSOka here, typo?

[quasi mantle]

Maybe Ahsoka?

I don't follow SW much

[deep copper]

i have no idea what sw is

strike witche?

s

[quasi mantle]

Apart from the first 6 movies

[quasi mantle]

Yes, where there is The Force
@dark sequoia

[deep copper]

ah star wars xD

[soft night]

Ahsoka Tano

[deep copper]

i just haven't seen it shorter much

[soft night]

the series should come of ahsoka

[carmine frigate]

i liked the new Dr Strange movie, i think thats my fav in the marvel universe

[soft night]

well Ahsoka was introduced on Clone Wars series

[carmine frigate]

or no, might still be spiderverse

[quasi mantle]

The whole SW thing flew above my head

(no pun intended)

[lethal walrus]

Yeah it can depend, sometimes you get lucky, but I've been in management long enough to know that sometimes you don't and it's a fucking disaster, paying what you think is a small amount for an extra pair of hands can be actually hurt because they distract other developers or require babysitting / refactoring time. It's good when you have a few seniors / juniors laying around to keep watch, but on much smaller teams, especially further into dev it can hurt

[soft night]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13622776/

[broken sigil]

I mean you are looking at at least a year before they become useful if they have 0 gamedev experience

[lethal walrus]

also @zinc matrix u clever, they were lucky with u

[quasi mantle]

I'm inclined to think senior programmers are like chameleon, adapting quick to the new environment

That apparently wasn't the case eh

[deep copper]

it depends on the person's efforts as well, if they just wait to be babysit and not look up stuff in their own free time, you have more than a year for them to become useful then

[quasi mantle]

Much like versatile drummers play jazz and metal

[deep copper]

depends on how serious the senior programmer is about the switch i guess

[quasi mantle]

(which is expected from session drummers)

[deep copper]

i have noticed that once you are experienced enough in something, anything that's even remotely similar becomes so easy because you grasped the fundamentals , maybe

[lethal walrus]

Can confirm

me iz one of them

10 years, still no idea what a fizzbuzz is

[deep copper]

fizzbuzz

!8ball am i better than most 10 year experienced programmers now

[turbid spindle]

@deep copper, :8ball: Signs point to yes.

[lethal walrus]

!8ball What is fizzbuzz

[turbid spindle]

@lethal walrus, :8ball: Don't count on it.

[soft night]

!8ball would you be lofi for unreal slackers music feed?

[turbid spindle]

@soft night, :8ball: It is decidedly so.

[deep copper]

Fizz Buzz is a very simple programming task, asked in software developer job interviews. A typical round of Fizz Buzz can be: Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100 and for multiples of '3' print “Fizz” instead of the number and for the multiples of '5' print “Buzz”

that's so easy, there's nothing about O(n) stuff too!

if those people couldn't do it, my only guess is they were experienced in some other language 🤔

[carmine frigate]

i would just print 1 to 100 fizz buzz and fizzbuzz on all of em

technically correct

[quasi mantle]

Basically if divisible by 3, print Fizz, if divisible by 5, print Buzz. If both, print FizzBuzz

[deep copper]

it does seem technically correct but you probably failed, it's important to sense the goals of the company, you failed in that

[carmine frigate]

did not

the goal is to test me

[deep copper]

i am guessing just % is 0 check and print it out

[quasi mantle]

Personally I use modulo yeah

[deep copper]

modulo?

[quasi mantle]

%

[deep copper]

ah

i just consider it the remainder operator xD

[deep copper]

💉 don't move

it will sting like a , mosquito

[quasi mantle]

Why don't you test me, test me?
Why don't you test me, test me?
Test me now! Now! Now! Now! Now!

!8ball Will you Fizz me?

[turbid spindle]

@quasi mantle, :8ball: Without a doubt.

[pearl elk]

seriously, fizzbuzz doesnt sound like much of a test

[quasi mantle]

!8ball Will you Buzz me?

[turbid spindle]

@quasi mantle, :8ball: It is decidedly so.

[quasi mantle]

Then Manny is 15

[deep copper]

it's really not a test, i thought they asked those, find path in a maze in under certain operation numbers type questions

[deep copper]

tiny

unless you mean 15TB

[quasi mantle]

15 years ||of waiting||

[pearl elk]

you gotta ask a question which requires some code architecting so people can dig themselves into a hole

[quasi mantle]

Interfacing, or event dispatching?
That's the question.

[pearl elk]

depends on the payload

[deep copper]

code architecting ? 🤔

maybe they couldn't comprehend the question 🤔 , or they were too nervous 🤔

either way, definitely wouldn't hire those for a senior post

[carmine frigate]

takes a bit to warm up once u been out of it for a while

[quasi mantle]

FizzBuzz is just a simple branching operation

[deep copper]

i mean, fizzbuzz is a very warm up question

if you fail at that you probably haven't done any coding for, decades...?

[carmine frigate]

havent booted VS in like 3 months... its gunna be rough when i do

yea prolly 😛

[quasi mantle]

Apply for a clerk at fast food stand instead

Or be a construction worker

[deep copper]

then slowly get promoted to a programmer in their company

[pearl elk]

you need to pass a fizz buzz test to use a cash register

[deep copper]

i mean, where CANT you use a programmer anyway?

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/code-coding-programming-computer-science-programming-language-gif-16596559

[pearl elk]

urrrgh why would you write code such a way

sleep should be a latent function'

[deep copper]

if you need to write the output on a paper with hand that makes sense actually

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-hackathon-hackathon-hackathon2020-microsoft-msft-garage-gif-17807819

[pearl elk]

I program software for toilets

[quasi mantle]

Farming
Because computerised farming tools sucks arse

[deep copper]

that means you need more prgrammers to tackle it!

[carmine frigate]

yea most farming here is computerized

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/test-typing-codes-gif-15828752

[quasi mantle]

At least in the US, I heard John Deere tractors had locked down software, and farmers had to be hackers just to fix it by themselves

[deep copper]

why is all of this so javascript

[soft night]

seems most programming give javascript gifs

[carmine frigate]

J D is a bit of a scummy comp

[pearl elk]

this is why we now have country gangsta rap

[carmine frigate]

here a lot is on rails in greenhouses w/o tracktors

[pearl elk]

we call em traptors

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/code-coding-flying-through-code-e22-hacking-gif-15826314

[carmine frigate]

also huge weed business thats usually 100% automated

[quasi mantle]

At least in third world countries none of the farming tools are computerised

Some might attempt to do so, but apart from news buzz, they fail without a trace. (no pun intended)

[carmine frigate]

if u walk in a greenhouse here thats prolly closest thing to starship enterprise u ever get

[pearl elk]

just take out the gps satellites and you can stop US food production, ez war wins 😛

[deep copper]

i mean, it probably has some electricity costs and needs more farmers to be hacker level

[carmine frigate]

got nothing to do with that 😛

those machines cost millions... you dont earn that in india by growing any amount of tomatoe

[quasi mantle]

At least the best local "aspiring" engineers can do is bodge together Arduino operated machines, not John Deere tier locked down software

[deep copper]

you get that much in US for tomatoes ?

[carmine frigate]

dont live in the US, my guess about 1$ for 5 to 10 tomatoes

[quasi mantle]

It's like often times those "aspiring inventors" shown in the news were just buzz, only showing initial prototypes and then went nowhere. (If not at rarer times the inventions were taken out of context)

[deep copper]

hey, as long as it works

[quasi mantle]

As if they really works.

Some of them are just plain quack

[deep copper]

oh yeah, i never see those things get anywhere, maybe high production cost on big level

[carmine frigate]

here stuff needs to be automated... you just wont find any big amount of workers

[quasi mantle]

Well, lack of investors were partly cause of them failing

[carmine frigate]

labour cost also super high here

[quasi mantle]

But some of them are less practical, if not outright quack

[deep copper]

oh yeah, third world = cheap labour

[quasi mantle]

Especially when it comes to alternative power source, good lord, I hate them, as someone who knows a bit of physics and chemistry

[deep copper]

it's just a mish mash of stuff

[quasi mantle]

And I'm not even a grad of neither

[carmine frigate]

there were like 100 railway jobs opening in a city in india and like 2 million people applied

[deep copper]

that would lead to decision paralysis, i am guessing they had more tests like fizzbuzz to filter people out

[carmine frigate]

you would need to hire 200 ppl just to handle the rejections

[deep copper]

xD yeah it all just sounds good the way it is presented, by hiding away loads of other info

[quasi mantle]

People claiming they invent alternative power source from trees like ambarella or papaya, ended up being a massive scam (they hid a functional battery elsewhere)

And I'm not even surprised.

[deep copper]

good thing, more jobs !

[deep copper]

that's, outright terrible

[carmine frigate]

dunno about that... politicians allways talk about creating more jobs... but i rather have more free time

[deep copper]

free time = no money

[quasi mantle]

That kind of thing is one of the reason why I distance myself from the news, too much bullshit being presented, giving false hope and conflict.

At least none of them that I aware of locally reporting on perpetual motion machine, so it could be worse

[carmine frigate]

cold fusion is gunna be real tho

if we ever make it that far

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/nityanando-gif-19660511

[deep copper]

https://tenor.com/view/coldfusion-cute-kitten-kitty-smooch-gif-17416651

irl or ue

ah, that sounds irritating

i mean, idk , water seeps anywhere irl xD

"evolution"

and just checkered patterns everywhere ☠️

[carmine frigate]

this is kinda what happens IRL 😛

we call it groundwater

[fleet tangle]

Yeah. Everywhere has water under it basically, in the soil.

The level it's at is called the water table.

[deep copper]

https://tenor.com/view/waterfall-water-flowing-gif-15637119

idk why this looks really fake to me

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-the-frog-kermit-kermit-meme-kermit-water-kermit-waterfall-gif-24226895

[fleet tangle]

Ms Piggy was very happy, it seems.

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/waterfall-nature-trees-purple-gif-16948944

[mossy nexus]

water go splash https://youtu.be/JLHopgbsVUo

[zinc matrix]

It's almost great

The water itself looks good

deep water, and shoreline

but feel like transition between could be a bit more realistic

other than that it's some pretty convincing, lively water

[cursive crypt]

Relevant fps warning.

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/gvnct-fluid-mercure-gif-14464542

[cursive crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/timur-perlin-3fm-npo-timur-perlin-gif-16749003

[fleet tangle]

Is he trying to be a snake... while wearing a snakeskin tee?

[soft night]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-vulptex-gif-10711890

[fleet tangle]

That's one fucked up dog.

[carmine frigate]

kill it with fire

[deep copper]

it looks like it got wet and frozen

[carmine frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-cute-firing-angry-flame-gif-16534072

[deep copper]

those seem like icicle

so fire is probably the correct choice

i keep confusing "owninator" with "obnoxiously patriotic american", this is the third time today

same color pfp and large first word with O

[carmine frigate]

that never happens to me

i like how that gif makes it look like the shaddows are from the trower

[deep copper]

i was so confused when you said you weren't from the US, i checked your notes and was confused for a good few minutes 😅

for owninator? black rock shooter, has hedgehogs in garden they make noises sleep during winter,

which is a huge contrast from obnoxious patriot,

it didn't make sense

[carmine frigate]

vital info

hedgehogs will scare the crap out of u if ur not ready for it