#hoi4-general
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hate
Ok I mean you just don’t have anything good then
just dont design a tank div yet
What country is a tenovksi
its manually named
Tenkovski
no dlc div ?
yugoslavia
or its like yugo
yeah
yugo is perfectly not suited for tanks
mountaineers and air is better
wtv it takes to beat turkey ig
if no tank designer DLC use this
this gets me excited
marcus can you save me
It’s so over
i gotta beat them so i need tanks i suppose?
save only requires 2 mods to load if you wanna try
my battleplan stopped going forward so i stopped playing
you have half of Europe just go kill them
I don’t even know what country that is lol
bolivia
"Liet. we are paratroopers we're supposed to be surrounded"
only balkans + italy
What’s with the stuff in the top left
And who are you trying to kill
the mini screen?
Yes
turkiye
it’s literally turkey just naval invade somewhere and battleplan while going through Istanbul
Italy is harder
ataturk....
my friend helped with italy but now hes online
offline*
#ask-for-help-here always exists
i though its only for like how to like build and stuff
like "how to get political power fast'
i hate communism so much
anything is fine
(i’m czech btw)
WE* hate communism comrade
well this all makes sense now, doesn’t it 🥰
On YOUR, yes YOUR bloodline, communism is tuff
I prefer fascism over communism in Hoi
how i’ve lasted to 1942 is amazing me
mr mod, for science, is the n word allowed? @heavy vigil
Yo can we ban this dude
Which one
the judge, jury, executioner will decide
I am slow
it’s for science, your majesty..
@spiral eagle Dont click on @heavy vigil s profile
🤷♂️
big woke will get you
are you a therian
What in the multiverse
if were getting man the guns for free
we are?
its coming to basegaame
Free? Paradox? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny guy
2 weels
paradox?? refunds?? are you insane??
what does man the guns even do
Thats what IM saying brochacho
i’m the czech winston churchill
makes navy even more complicated
hi
You get to design your own ships
Man the guns is a waste of money
great minds think alike
but what about the people that bought ti before?
gulag
you realise this isnt a content update right?
All i heard was "Blah blah blah bad navy system blah blah blah waste of money"
paradox steals your money to pump into eu4
cute
or eu5 whatever it’s called
say, have any of you guys tried the seelow heights mod yet? I'm obviously too noob myself to handle it but what about you guys?
Wiki has general detail on what gets added with Man the Guns
besides germany who is controlling the benelux
i cant stand being put into war scenarios off the bat
its literally just reskinning the dlc we PAYED for before
even having one month of peace is everything
Netherlands
no but i tried Millenium Dawn (didn't even start)
Fits into a message as wide as a pencil
aka Eurpean President
“payed”
i mean yeah im angry you all didnt complain when waking the tiger together for victory was folded into base game
youll still have the content
i paid for that
Yes 🐴
we wont have our money back
we paid to have access to it
now everyone does
my whole army has just been encircled
we deserve our money back
Wait what
then give us our money back
dawg i complained too
Oh dont tell me paradox is ripping us off on some random bullshit
greedy cooperate practices
they wont.
Boycott hoi4
cooperates are wondering why piracy is rising
Whos with me
don’t upset paradox
they did it to themself
then get us the new dlc for free
they also wont.
Based
who is upgrading agencies in 2025 i’ll have my five civilian factories please
i am not the person to complain to, but in general, remind yourself it is a company which needs to profit, and dont be a crab in the bucket pulling others down
is everything an okay option
Unbelieviably based actually
you'd love to hear about all the nintendo consoles ive modded and pirated
Billion dollar company BTW
i’m gonna be honest i don’t think paradox’s ceo is scraping pennies off the street
💪
dogshit buisness practice mentioned???
yeah lol
nah chill
i feel so tough
paradox is a indie company
Definitely
“indie” 😵
i just kicked the soviets out of the comintern
I might be cooked
ok?
welp, ima practice australia, might play them more when the east asia dlc drops
i didnt say that
give them some slack
its just a company
Theyre greedy
go complain elsewhere than this chat
There's nothing you can really do
like the forums
I feel like whenether paradox makes one dlc part of the core game, they're just making room for another dlc
yea besides rioting
worked with graveyard
Well there really isnt a chat that is specifically designed for us to talk about paradox's greed, although it wouild quickly become the most popular channel
Convoys
subs only
wrong channel
why
what we can do
cuzz they are cheap and destroy everything
i don't even use em
Probably in #latest-updates regarding the whole Man the Guns DLC integration
is review bomb it
just use 1936 ships and a few subs and honestly you’ll be golden if you aren’t playing uk or japan
What happens if my puppet breaks away if my divisions are using their manpowe
Yk what im not gonna buy the new upcoming dlc
we should do that fr fr
Screw paradox
pinkertons in hoi4 discord bruh
Apparently you don't get the event to take Aussa, when you finish the Ethiopian war too early.
Im gonna review bomb it too
i use '40 ships and i WILL be upgrading them
Wait nvm
to do what? paradox’s ceo already has a fleet of yachts
2025 class btw
I don't get the joke but alright
wild chat today
Imagine being paradox's ceo though
When will germanys manpower run out
I have only 100h on hoi
Youd just live a life of regret and shame
didn’t you say you were slow
And incredible riches
Maybe
leave while u can
who aidropped this pony here? go back to playing equestria at war
its a terrible game
gg
100..??!!?!!? preposterous 😤😤
no got too much into it
Dont support this unholy company
what
Leave
it’s a joke, sorry i forgot
not planning on buying dlcs btw
100 are baby numbers
i know
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you guys reckon paradox's ceo is one of those saudi trillionaires
that’s what they all say.. guess what happens 500 hours in?
but for 3 months that's good i suppose?
got 2893 hours
“These greedy corporations *checks notes
Uhh giving dlc for free”
I literally don't even have the money for dlcs
Realizes that we are not getting a refund
i spent it all on the basegame
what in the april fools mod
just marry a saudi trillionaire. duh
is this oldworld blues with another mod ?
looks like owb with one of the april fools things
I like having rights
What do you mean, navy is great
Dont really fancy wearing a towel all day
uhhhh invalidating everyone who purchased it and not providing any form of apology or compensation
I understand and if you bought it like a week ago lol but most people have had access for years
i’m not trusting anyone with a pfp of an inbred man
its not the point
And this is not new
April fools tricollab with OWB, KR, and EaW
They’ve done this with several other dlcs
and i complained then
Lmao?? You bought years of access
Before it was released for free
Dont say that we fed paradox's pockets
Its a good use
someone needs to artillery strike the paradox hq and hold them hostage to liberate the money of purchasers
absolute scumbag practices
they must be held accountable
Theyre a very charitable company that would never ever in a million years use that profit and funnel it to different games and theiur own ceos pockets
it’s too late. it’s been put in the yacht collection as a “business expense” for tax purposes
Yeah i am cooked
im going to fund communist support with an agency in the paradox hq to trigger a revolt and redistribute the wealth
idk how people beat germany with this
I wouldnt be surprised if paradox tried signing up as a non profit to not pay taxes the greedy little leprochons
Surely you have better things to criticise from navy than such a weak ad hominem, right?
like they’re literally giving dlc away for free there is no greed here lmao except the greed of wanting to be able to make a new dlc based on the same content
cyberpunk 2077
exactly
stage a fascist coup in paradox hq trust me
can we please nuke paradox
the real plan is to resell us stuff we ALREADY bought
i’m going to send someone with the “seducer” trait into the paradox headquarters to prove that saudi trillionaires ARE in fact marriable
im actually feeling violent sentiments
yea
Surely its illegal
woot
dutch east indies out of manower
thats what im saying
like the german focus tree
Would you rather just not have more content? They’re redoing the content so they’re giving away the old content
least insane equestria at war path
habsburg jaw ahh response
It is more like they are revamping some minor mechanics of navy. Navy itself is alright, people are just can't be bothered to learn
Theyre practically just revoking our bought license toa product without listing in their terms of service that they can just revoke it whenever they feel like it if profits are low
i would but WITH A REFUND or access to the new dlc which is what there remaking for free
exactly
someone should sue them
i could buy myself a console with all that refunded money from dlcs
Literal 12 year old hour in chat
Ill do it
go ahead
Ill stop biuying hoi4 dlcs and hire a lawyer
if anything you paid for the years of access before it was released for free
Get a job as well
they are so lucky that they are located in sweden
that’s what the money was for, call it early access
please censor j*b
lets just
stop glazing the cooperation ffs
Dont believe i bought early access
review bomb it guys
your clinging onto their meat like your life depends on it
Bought a product i thought i would have forever without having to buy a whole new dlc
cooperate defenders will never fail to dissapoint
yeah good idea
Or them just handing it out for free
That means i have to buy it
so many people have man the guns they would lose like 5% of their total income if they refunded everyone. i know that doesn’t sound like a lot but considering how big paradox is, it actually is. also, some people forget that paradox is valued at $20b, but it’s not like it has that money lying around to give out for refunds - they more than likely have a lot of debt and little to no money that they can just throw around recklessly
yeas
I mean, I have played enough times as Mosley Britain to have rentabilised it, so...
they have plenty and we deserve compensation it is their fault and they dont have to lose profit if they say compensate us by giving us the next dlc for free
Do they think we arent in debt
and thats there fault anyway
And theyre just stealing our money
Lmao
Blatant robbery
they really don’t, the ceo keeps on putting his money into his yacht fleet
they really dont what
have a lot of money
Why do we want money back for man the guns?
genuinely someone explain to me how it is robbery to charge for something and then several years later decide to give it out for free
i dont know why people have kinks for being sucked dry by overbloated cooperations
pooron chat or something
I just hope (cope) that the day hoi5 release they actually build a decent game from the start
cus we spent money
cuz we gave money for nothing
A $20 investment into a Hoi4 dlc every 4-5 months is very economical for me
on it before
So because paradox has poor financial advisors and cant manage their company properly we need to lose our money?
and then they charge us for a new refined version of what we payed for
EXACTLY
Literally lying, you gave money for access to the dlc
it was not free when you bought it
exactly
now its free
so i paid for nothing
i just have all the stuff :3
Ok youre actualyl rage baiting
all of paradox is incompetent, just look at graveyard of wallets
well there you have it
It depends on each person. I can afford it, others can't. And it kind of is on Paradox
Or youre genuienly lacking some cognitive function
Same. Except for the Sabaton stuff
they should have put early access and made it free a month later then
Or the Soviet Union community pack
same
habsburg reference
or maybe you are right because the dlcs they release nowdays seem to be early access from how unpolished and untouched they are
Then no one would buy it
Didnt intend to
kill the paradoxians
Guys you realize that the options here are 1. We either deal with old dlc becoming free or 2. We literally just don’t get new content
I do want to get the community pack later down the line for my Soviet Union playthroughs
I pick 1.
then commit to refining that dlc and dont make it free instead of making it " free " then just making us repurchase the same dlc for a new refined version
u do not work in marketing do u XD
But I'll see how this DLC will go
or 3 . they give those who had the old dlc the new one for free because its them recorrecting their old mistakes
Also what is stopping paradox to update their dlcs rather than revoke our access and just reupload a polished version of it? Theyre literally robbing us and you guys are still defending them as if its a homeless man getting his cup of pennies stolen
no access is being revoked
I need to pay for a polished version rather than it be updated
These people would demand we pour water bottles into the ocean or else it would dry up
exactly
You don’t need to pay for anything actually
Just don’t buy it
The problem is that they are practically starting from 0 because the original content is shit
do you expect them to be.. smart or something..⁉️🙀
Thats easy to say but if it was a normal company then i wouldnt need to buy something else, itd just be up[dated if they want to update the navy system
And how is that my fault
I can’t believe this - the video game company wants to make money by selling video games
why are the 40 year old my little pony fans spreading to hoi4 btw
No they want to rob their niche group of fans
EAW
no, they want to RESELL us what we paid for
Equestria at War
They’re not reselling you anything if it’s new content
Marcus get a job
maybe if u played the game and stopped crying u would know
Please
Joke is on you, the Spanish government paid it for me
and because paradox is the only company that does map games we fall to pressure and buy it
trigger warning please. thank you‼️
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Sorry
someone needs to arise to counter paradox
Discord really needs to add trigger words so it hashtags when someone says it
a monopoly has been established by paradox
Im causing trauma to these people
bro actually apologised 😵
they can get a way with so much due to how they control the genre of what is the map games
u say that as ur pfp is a pregnant man with godzilla
and whats is that pfp 😭
its based stfu
don’t you already have a royal stipend from the austrian taxpayers wallet
u just said what his pfp was ur self wdym
Youre complaining about them making content free
Like no youre not getting refunded
I wish
But it is being made free
The point is; People are getting it for free, and our purchase means literally nothing now. If we want an update to the navy system, looks like we HAVE to buy the dlc rather than the man the guns dlc be updated and not given for free. The main point is, they could literally give us anything - maybe something stupid like a profile badge for multiplayer
my internet is bad, that message sent 3 minutes after i actually typed it out
People are so privileged
Im complaining about having to rebuy something i paid for
i already know the guy in your pfp is polish
LMAO says the guy siding with the 20 billion company
Youre not rebuying anything
Yes i am
This dlc is refurbishing the " waking the tiger " dlc and reselling it to us
What if we look at the content first?
Sorry for asking for a refund or some sort of compensation because paradox cant preoperl;y manage their finances and updates
kind of is. it’s not fair that he should have to pay for something that’s now being made free
why not give it to those who paid for it for free?
OUR Long term financial incompetence is the customers fault
idk where to go for that tbh
but i probably will
Because then they make literally no money on it because anyone who plays the game already has all the dlc
idk either
I also paid for it but idc
does it still work for multiplayer?
Online
i never done it
Literally look it up and look for the least shady russian website
definitely go for it
If u have the base game then yes
Dont talk about that on this server or ill have to smite you
maybe it'll serve as a good way to force them into a compromise
Both of you
Cause u live on benefits no doubt
nazi
stalinite
talk about what 🤫
are you on paradox’s payroll
I have hundreds of hours in this game I’m willing spend like 10 bucks every few months for new content
? Its in the #server-rules
use the smite
who cares
Blud, we are hoi4 players
Oh so now that the tables are turned and we want to get our money back by compensating ourselves and getting the dlc for free we are the bad guys?
There is about a solid 20% chance this wasn't an insult for another person
Bro idc what you do youre just not allowed to talk about it on this server
i know i just was hoping a horde of leftists would arive and assault this man
Stop being obstuse
All we are doing is refunding the dlc and using that money to buy (borrow in paradox's eyes) the updates navy dlc
arrive*
cuz the stuff we paid is becoming free
to spread hate and division
paradox suggestions
he’s being very acute, actually - i don’t think you’ll be able to fibonacci sequence sohcahtoa your way out of this one buddy
I genuienly hope paradox becomes a crippled company and goes bankrupt leaving the ceo homeless and starving
i wish hoi4 could die
me too
maybe just be happy that other people are getting stuff for free?
Then see if he likes being ripped off
i hope someone kicks in the head of that ceo
Mod please could you send this dude to the corner?
What do you MEAN I had to pay for college but now people get to go to college for FREE. No. Everyone should suffer like I did
See if he can afford 20$ for it to just get given out for free
have some postitivity
and what about my money that is now of no value
thanks gary
we don't care about your money
thank you to gary
you vill own nothing and be happy
(college should be free in general)
you will eat the bugs living in the metaverse
Im going to sleep happy tonight imagining every single paradox employee and especialyl the ceo being left without a j*b, ont he street, homeless and begging for water
except if ur doing something specific like medical school
In the time you’ve spent complaining about this you could have gone and worked for an hour to pay the dlc if we’re talking about jobs
Literally these people like im just wondering why the hostility
Why would you make an exception for medical school
its all they know
You can be a bit upset just dont be so hostile
Because they are financially illiterate
Average therian
Lives are on the line when you are working on a field like nursing
isnt medical schoo llike 4-6 years longer than normal college?
Yeah ok but what does that have to do with it being free or not
genuinely i’d rather pay for a better education than have some slop government university education where nobody has a competitive advantage
Typically 4 years, but if your going for a doctor, you'd be spending at least 8 years or more
Says the guy who likes lenin
what country do u live in XD
Who said that
You did lol
USA lmao I’m paying loans
When
Please also keep politics out of this chat :> i dont like punishing people but you have to follow the rules
what a suprise... my first gues
Never directly said i liked lenin
Hoi4 in the top 50????
dont see anything here lol
It’s a popular game
Disgusting
um okay 😭
Thank you kindly sir 🙏
Yea, what the hell is Hoi4??? Like, this server is for some other game. smh
I hear gorillas are actually pretty chill
can i hire tyler robinson on them
blep
Lol just make money like i do 25 usd per hour
its a cutie
cant legally get a job yet
Its cause hoi4s way too money hungry
fr fr
😛
£41 just to buy base game 🙏
Im smiling imagining this
Warhammer 3 total war is 900 usd
20$ for a dlc in which i got robbed of
what do you think they look like
Never heard of the game
pooron
i have it all XD
Can you please keep your sick fantasies somewhere else
Buying total war games when not on sale 👎👎
Gremlins, similar to the gorillas
I bought the game for £10
Therians too
Steam sales my beloved
me when i lie
Can paradox please keep their sick business practices somewhere else
It was a good buy
Literally not
how do u not hear of 40k
Helldivers and WT are up there too, Gajin is arguably worse than Paradox.
pharaoh sold for like 15ish bucks a month ago which is the latest total war
I love steam sales
I originally got the game full price
Can u quote me on when i said i liked lenin btw
Can you grow the fack up pleb
Indeed
PLUS ill emphasize that some games deserve the money, hoi4 is not one of them
lol you are mad
Ive seen indie developers work their socks off just to make a game free and you see a hoi4 dev doing less work than a solo mod maker
No you are literally death threating people
How?
Then slap a 20$ price tag on it
love the word choice pleb XD
<@&846894118219022336> here
I said i want to
and the gorillas and vipers would be the threat not me
still a threat dumbass
We should put paradox's ceo on the incredibles gassy
and i didnt even say they would do anything
Thats also a good compromise
gorilla diets consist of berries
from who?
keep that degenerate bullshit awayfrom here
not me
Anything but quoting me i see
keep it here
It deserves to be in this forsaken discord server
i have spent a total of $178.12 on hoi4
As germany
worth it ngl
why tf is man the guns becoming free bro
And was waiting on the soviet civil war
thats not much TBH
Actual idiot
so they can sell us a new dlc for the same thing
i was expecting 200
Rise of nations didnt charge us for updates
your the idiot if you can't be economically intelligent
Economically intelligent?
bitchass paradox bro istg i just bought it a month ago
I didnt expect a company to take my money and run
im just going to be honest rn but you two are annoying af
Especialyl a billion dollar one
what even is this beef and what does “economically intelligent” even mean
10k USD in the bank
and counting
Who does
I spent like 40$ at most
Probably less
ur not gonna win the argument just stfu 😭
nobody cares 😭
lets pray the china dlc is good atleast
And I have all the dlcs besides the South American one
hey how about I force you two into some unequal treaties
i win you lose
loser
harharhar
Brought it up on your own cause youre all proud of yourself
meh
😂😂😂😂😂
paradox is probably gonna find a way to underperform
Actual comedy
like they always do
<@&846894118219022336>
Cant wait for the russians to get this dlc so i can try it out
you already pinged them dumbass
just be to safe
Hope so

Mmm. It's not worth your time. Best go on about your day
🐴
If its not satire then i genuienly hope he considers going to a psychiatris
<@&846894118219022336> piracy mentioned
No im russian
Just waiting for the drop to hit russia
you're scottish
uhhhh.. that’s not how nationality works
ez win for norway
I am scottish just live in russia
the context:
why
nice
why would you immigrate to russia
Why not
thats treason
Are you being racist?
supporting a warmongering power
<@&846894118219022336>
race isn’t real
Sounds like a whole lot of prejudice coming out of you right now
Night night!
I have ukrainian friends
Thats not russia
u2
Lets stop this discussion here
oh hey kat they are wild today
for the love of god can you please ban these two nitwits
and not give them a slap on the wrist like usual
I want them to be Trianoned
Let them handle it now. Just go on with your day
For what?
We've had a peaceful debate
peaceful your friend litterally deaththreated the devs
take it to dms, nobody else is interested in your debate honest to god
@slim nexus @safe wing I said move on. Final warning
My friend?
fine
Move on from what
Time for eep hour @supple kettle
oki
habsburg descendant
@spiral eagle lets keep it on topic
like how the chat paused to watch it <3
yes.. humour is only allowed in the DESIGNATED CHANNELS. anyone found having a sense of humour outside of #off-topic will be SYSTEMATICALLY ERADICATED
Sorry i dont play a lot as spain
but is ts normal_
?
like why all republican states are occupied and not core
@mild plaza
@mild plaza
could someone explain pls 😭
Should i Break it down for you?
Yaay you know that
its normal, you need to do a focus that lets your reintegrate them with compliance
a
You have to go to your focus tree to reintegrate them
That's a Ukrainian joke
alright
wich focus is?
he’s going to break down spain into its releasables; catalonia and the basque republic. do NOT fall for the trap
It appeared after 2022
i have grand ambitions
wich
alright lets move on from this drama
what is the name of the focus
i dont remember what it is called but it should be on the right side of your tree
the one to reintegrate the territory
Lets not
Kk, sorry
this one
There's also decisions for it if you go down the other trees
Shall I finish my Luxembourg WC or go play Kaiserredux?
js found the ffocus
finish it
thanks
Or try Kaiserredux for the first time play R56
kaiserredux NOW
K
XD
That was my Malta run
paradox try not to make every update a balance of power (impossible)
for Japan thats 100% unavoidable
But it was literally all of politics(history is politics of those times, politics today will be studied as history like 50 years later) and is still right now
given the whole army vs navy rivalry
and Communist China before Mao made himself chairman
Yeah
Btw is there any information on when the dlc comes out or any info on if it will be 2 dlcs pack like the last one?
unsure
I hope it'll be something like that but the 2nd dlc would be way better than GoE
I think the first one is Japan, China, Communist China, Manchuko, and the Philipines
Also like where is old paradox where every nation had a flag and a name for every ideology, East India Company is unaffected by changing the ideology nor most of the stuff in GoE, not sure about Gotterdammerung, didn't check that out
She hearts on my iron till I &
Yeah I know about that
That's what she said
why would the East India Company be communist in the first place?
GDR I checked and yes
Uhhh, ditschmarchen?
nations can change names
hmm
like Strasserist Germany
i should try paraguay vs the world
war of the triple alliance on steroids time
prob vanilla ai tho not sheeps
But still do like East India Commune or something, there are ways to turn communist if like a communist turns you communist or something, but like why not
Exactly, but EIC and some GoE other stuff doesn't
I always thought the focus to get Palestine as the papal states was kinda pointless outside of flavor but im realizing now that it actually can make taking the Suez really easy and I usually struggle with that if I didnt annex turkey pretty WWII.
Also makes taking the allies middle east easy too but I dont think that really matters.
casey whats your favorite ship irl?
like modern day?
idk ships
thailand has a carrier thats kinda cool
Yeah
Also that's literally the Holy Land like why wouldn't the Pope take it
And that's a good way to start WW2 if the Allies refuse
hey guys is there any cool paths i can play in hoi4 base-game?
With no DLCs?
yeah with no DLC's
Yeah it always made sense as like world building for the papal states but I wouldn't usually take it bc like I'll just get that land after I cap england. But now I realized if I take it pre war and rush gibralta I can control the entire med in a couple months
No information as of yet
Ok, thanks
However, Man the Guns is being integrated into this current update
Germany is good, that's all I know lol
norway will beat the german war machine
Yeah I bought it(I joined right when they integrated the first 3 DLCs)
Ah. Then you're well in luck for this next one
More like out of luck cuz they give MtG for free to everyone and don't do anything about the people who actually bought it, that's not such a big issue for me personally it's not that expensive but some people are very upset because of that
It's nothing we can really do anything about until whatever comes on the 25th
Hello
Welcome
Thanks
Something coming out in 25th?
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Hilter?
bro that is hilarious
I want to play the game
guys will there be a hoi4 DLC sale for christmas
Hitler is in the game lol
100%
I don’t have the game
They do the sales very often
Sad
not in the german version 🙏 neither are the Swastika, or any of the Reich staff
Am I allowed to like yk
im debating
You can buy it on sale or something
civil war path or no civil war for paraguay vs world in 1 year from game start
I thought they removed it in the Germans version?
it's just... very dark in the Führerbunker
Civil war will make it harder most definitely
Lmao
i mean its lowkey accurate all the news papers would be mentioning germany claiming memel
time to encircle all of eastern germany
Announcement on the 25th
How much does
It cost
not rlly
you get unit and gun spawn ins
thats why im debating it
another batch of maps made obsolete...
another batch of maps made obsolete...
another batch of maps made obsolete...
another batch of maps made obsolete...
another batch of maps made obsolete...
another batch of maps made obsolete...
another batch of maps made obsolete...
another batch of maps made obsolete...
😭
Does Memel even have any factories in it
?
I want to buy the game
hoi4 is £42
I don’t have money so I wondering how much it cost
Oh.
Could be worse
I think Cedillo is up to something
wait for it to go on sale @cold bay
avg ahistorical hoi game
Oh but can I be any country in that ?
Or do I need to have dlc
yea ofc
itsj ust without dlcs you wont have a ton of content for them, just play germany or something you have a big focus tree
L germany
Oh
when i say not a ton of content i mean liek south america and africa and asia
Aw man
germany/italy is best to learn anyway
I want all of them
they are not ready for me
its fine you can get them later, its best to learn the game first
the subscription is fine for that ngl
much cheaper
You can be any country but some countries only get content with DLCs and some mechanics are locked behind the dlcs5
na cuz then u just dont own it
The subscription could be one dollar and it would still be a SCAM
I can be any country but I will be in year 1939? Only
why lol
Subscription…
i have it because i cant be bothered to buy the 3 or 4 dlcs im missing
no you can be in 1939 or 1936
1936 is best start date
i would have to pay for the subscription for like half a year for it to cost more than the dlcs
Half a year and you’ll have paid more
yeah
No, you can start in 1936 or 1939, you have a choice, and 1936 is the best start, 1939 is 1936 but you have some focuses and research completed and it is just worse.
yeah exactly ??
and i wont play for half a year
Ik that but I can only be those country in that period
you can be any country but your slightly limited in content for the smaller countries but european countries have big content
i will most likely get bored in a month or two
Oh
ye unless u wanna mod the game and make ur own countries
Papa Stalin wants in on the action
Imma wait for it to go on sale
Atleast it need to be 250 krones
I can only afford 250
By the way if you buy the game and don't want to buy DLCs, a mod Road To 56 is just vanilla hoi4 but most of the countries have focus trees, basically free DLCs just no mechanics
It is a really good mod too
Ooo pls save this message so I can remember
That's what happens to the world when Luxembourg forms the EU on historical
I sent it to your direct messages
Oh
Lmao
That is on historical btw
I have no idea what happened
and i decided to use it for "immersion" 💔
Is it Magnum Europa or something like that?
nah
I mean, it could happen? Can you go tag over to Japan or something and see what’s happening
K
i mean nothings happening lol, the mod probably just made it easier for them to win somehow
i dont think its even possible for the ai in vanilla to win so early
Exactly
Go reload a save or something
Lmao
i think the mod MIGHT not be working properly
That's even worse than Nationalist China China and Horn Of Africa existing on historical for me
Bro the game is 49 €
why does the british ai always go communist without fail when u go down the german monarchist path
😭
what a war
the situation has just gotten much worse
On sales it is 15 Euros
Poland is Switzerland of Eastern Europe
fr bro, he just sits there
Ah yes Empire
Generally you should not invite Austria into the war
one time i was playing austria and was actually holding out well against the germans and than the czechs just caved in to the slovakians and my defensive line collapsed
Until you're ready for it of course
🙁
i mean the germans
not the slovakians
why did i reply to the wrong message
Then I’m definitely buying it
When is the sale happening
I can’t wait
Next sale is Halloween sale in October
😭
Like middle of October or something like that
Bruh
That's very soon tbh
no the autumn sale is starting in less than a week or something i believe
Like a week or 2
True but
Oh
Yeah that
Is anyone else having trouble accessing the hoi4 steam workshop?
Sigma bio
Oh it's just down for maintenance
How much will it cost then
dont know like $20 dollars in my currency or something for the base game (aud btw)
Like 15 Euros
Oh how much in krones
Swedish krones
Oh, Swedish ones
Can I download milenium dawn without dlc
think so
I want to be Palestine
yes
i dont think u can
You can
I can't find the Swedish ones but in Norwegian ones it is 168 during the sale
Why
165 krones so similar
It should work
There's like small Palestine or something like that, I don't remember
So I can be any country in that too right ?
K
Yeah
Sigma
But not every country has content iirc
But most do
Also Millenium Dawn sucks imo but you might try it
What is iirc
If I recall right
Oh
I just want 2020 modern time
It starts in the year 2000
The Fire Rises starts in 2020 but it doesn't have a lot of content for anyone other than majors
oh
And I don't like TFR either personally
guys
Yeah?
what doctrine should i use
GBP left lmao
Why?
