doom-eternal

[pseudo thistle]

Yeah I guessed as much

[brittle quest]

Ranak? That corpse hag? No way doom guy shagged him

[azure oriole]

"The longer the Icon of Sin is on Earth, the straighter you will become."
(starts sprinting)

[slow sigil]

He used to be a hot young twink

[azure oriole]

Da_Luci has a point, the Deag were pretty good looking before they got all demonic and shit.

[pseudo thistle]

he do be a priest tho

I’m not gonna finish that joke

[brittle quest]

I remember him looking like a fuck, I need to look again.

[azure oriole]

Okay on an actually serious note, I have no doubt in my mind homosexuality was rampant and encouraged in Sentinel society. If they were anything like the ancient Romans or Greeks, they absolutely were gay as hell.

[pseudo thistle]

well yeah what else you gonna do when stuck in hell with the homies

[brittle quest]

Ancient greeks used to have anal as a sign of brotherhood

[pseudo thistle]

I think we’re approaching forbidden pwad lore now

[azure oriole]

Yeah no the Greeks encouraged their soldiers to be gay lovers as it strengthened their bonds in battle.
And the Sentinels revere warrior-bonds and fighting above all else.

[pseudo thistle]

yep

the gay platoon

[azure oriole]

But yeah headcanon-wise I like to thing Doomguy is bisexual and probably Olivia Pierce is lesbian.

[brittle quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/941927376504385596/968565493109764116/unknown.png he doesn't look like a hot young twink at all

[azure oriole]

Olivia Pierce gives me gay vibes. I think she's gay as shit.

[slow sigil]

We literally saw only men, sooo

[slow sigil]

As long as they didnt bottom, right

[naive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-angry-mad-god-of-war-gif-11833287

[azure oriole]

This part actually does irritate the shit out of me, the Codex explicitly notes men and women alike were warriors yet we only ever see male soldiers.

[pseudo thistle]

gay slayer
actually I think that has different implications

[pseudo thistle]

huge Martian moment

[slow sigil]

Or sentinels simply all look like human men

[pseudo thistle]

Valen is a woman headcanon

[azure oriole]

IIRC, yes. Topping was seen as just a display of masculinity and it's all good, but bottoming was seen as becoming feminine I think.
I imagine the practice wasn't too common in their society. Without getting too deep into it for this family-friendly server, that's not the only way for gay men to sleep together.

[slow sigil]

I mean fair but yeah

[azure oriole]

[pseudo thistle]

reading this gave me a stroke

[azure oriole]

^^^

[brittle quest]

It would give me a stroke as well, but i didn't understand it at all.

[slow sigil]

Hmm yes, my favourite sexual orientation: strokes

[naive parcel]

That's a disrespect to kratos Chad

[azure oriole]

Implying Kratos isn't also into men.

[brittle quest]

I bet kratos banged odin's severed head

[pseudo thistle]

kratos is Greek, right?

[azure oriole]

Yes

based on ancient Greek mythology
ancient Greeks were literally gay as fuck
Yeah no the man ain't straight.

[pseudo thistle]

Yooo patch notes

[naive parcel]

Well I did da brothel quest so ik he ain't into men

[brittle quest]

Update 666 Rev 2

[slow sigil]

I mean, there is a chance

[azure oriole]

Accessibility options
Based

[stark chasm]

502 bad gateway

[naive parcel]

Yeah upto God of war 3 after that a bit of Norse mythology

[azure oriole]

implying bisexuality doesn't exist

[stark chasm]

remind me what that means

[brittle quest]

[slow sigil]

No way, they buffed FA

[brittle quest]

What the fuck

[wary totem]

lmfao they made a tutorial popup specifically for when you die to a marauder

[slow sigil]

The Combat Shotgun Full Auto mod wind down animation can now be interrupted by melee input

[ember void]

no way. its usable now.

[pseudo thistle]

they made full auto punch swaps possible 😳😳😳😳

[naive parcel]

I don't wanna argue about that ppl rlly get offended

[slow sigil]

Everyone knows the human brain, with it's billion neurons, only uses 1 for sexual and romantic attraction smh

[livid garnet]

delete.

[azure oriole]

Argue about what?

[brittle quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/391273188795088897/968565737910321212/ss3txhaove251.jpg?width=333&height=576

[pseudo thistle]

Also they increased loss forgiveness on console AGAIN but it’s still at 2 on pc. Thanks Id, very cool

[azure oriole]

I'm just saying, judging by how the ancient Greeks worked, the man's probably into dudes.

[ember void]

kevan is online...

[blissful cypress]

the reactions on the new update be crazy

[brittle quest]

You gotta get banged by the dread knight, no two ways about it.

[sonic lion]

and when he got into norse mythology he forgot how to jump

[ember void]

omg. he's gone. this is not good.

[brittle quest]

That felt oddly wrong.

[ember void]

I will find you, corey

[livid garnet]

If doom guy was real he would see this and commit suicide

[azure oriole]

Saw what?

[brittle quest]

The bisexual doom slayer pic?

[livid garnet]

yea

[azure oriole]

Why would that bother him?

[brittle quest]

I mean he has a YT channel named George Floyd Gaming so I wouldn't take anything he says seriously.

[vocal trench]

What does he smell like

[naive parcel]

Well in the game yes

[weary kayak]

doom eternal

[azure oriole]

You.

[livid garnet]

cry about it

[pseudo thistle]

oh my god you’re right

[azure oriole]

Also yeah wow holy fuck that's cringe.

[sullen pine]

So what did they add in the update?

[livid garnet]

😃

[brittle quest]

Oh my god, I'm shaking and crying rn my bones are timbering

[sonic lion]

cleared leaderboards

[azure oriole]

Main thing is accessibility options which is cool as fuck.

[pseudo thistle]

ok a lot of us here aren’t straight, cry about it

[vocal trench]

Do you think if I sold 3 goats to game stop I could get doom

[azure oriole]

I like men.

[open sun]

Will the slayer nerf be good enough tho?

[pseudo thistle]

based

[ember void]

Yeah. maybe.

[near garden]

rainbow 😱

[sonic lion]

they will give you 2 dollars 50 cents for that

[sullen pine]

I like my mother

[azure oriole]

The Doom Discord Server Experience
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930146039745376259/968568645720633344/unknown.png

[vocal trench]

How about 4

[sullen pine]

George floyd gaming

[shut sluice]

Hey howa re you

[sonic lion]

5 dollars for that

[pseudo thistle]

the codexes say he had “close relations” with deag ranak

[brittle quest]

Are you surprised?

[ember void]

oh my god. is that why that's a meme?

[sonic lion]

doom slayer was an altar boy and deag ranak was a catholic priest
thats why doom slayer is so angry

[pseudo thistle]

Ranak was definitely not catholic my guy

[brittle quest]

I hated everything about that sentence

[azure oriole]

[sullen pine]

Bunny dead = kill satan

[open sun]

Slayer had a family, even if he would like men he wouldn't ever be a traitor 😔

[azure oriole]

His family died before he ended up with the Sentinels.
After a grieving period you've gotta move on.

[pseudo thistle]

a few million years of grieving

[open sun]

Then why he never moved on about the little one 😭

[ember void]

what the hell is eternal chat right now

[sonic lion]

maybe a few billion too

[sonic lion]

you say this like you arent in hmmmps discord server

[pseudo thistle]

“A tutorial pop-up with combat tips will now appear if you die while fighting a Marauder”
Holy shit

[azure oriole]

Nerds being weird about the existence of LGBT people.

Is the Full-Auto buff a big deal or no?

[sullen pine]

Apparently they talk about doomguys sexual activities

[brittle quest]

Litttle one?

[open sun]

No no, I mean his statement is pretty accurate, what the hell is this chat

[pseudo thistle]

it just lets you swap to something else faster in a roundabout way

[brittle quest]

Not really, it allows more fluid swaps to another weapons and that's it.

[vocal trench]

In doom is there dogs

[open sun]

Daisy 😔

[azure oriole]

Just want to note - I never talked about Doomguy having sex.

[pseudo thistle]

“More fluid”
You have to punch in order to do it

[sullen pine]

Oh god I didn't meant that oh shit

[brittle quest]

Which is more fluid.

[sullen pine]

OH SHIT

[open sun]

We all know he's too angry to have sex

[vocal trench]

In doom is there dogs

[sullen pine]

Does wolf's count as dog's for you?

[pseudo thistle]

Well he was in the fortress with Vega for a while

[vocal trench]

Yes

[open sun]

💀

[pseudo thistle]

*wolves

[open sun]

Slayer with Vega?

[sullen pine]

Sorry, English is not my native language

[open sun]

Don't you mean this Vega right?:

[pseudo thistle]

Oh sorry now I feel bad

[ember void]

🗿

[zinc idol]

Challenge: beat the game without weapon wheel or direct switch, only next/previous weapon

[ember void]

easy

[sonic lion]

Doom guy takes a step into hell
He suddenly has a flashback
It was a normal summer day when he was headed to the church
Priest deag ranak had a special job for him, Doom guy was an altar boy you see
Deag Ranak told Doom Guy to follow him to help him, "you wanna see my wii?" Deag Ranak said
Little did Doomguy know
It wasnt a wii he was getting
It was a diffrent kind of wii
The kind spelt in a diffrent way

[pseudo thistle]

dude I’ve beaten the game with only full auto, that’s easy as hell

[vocal trench]

I have a challenge beat doom with your elbows

[brittle quest]

I didn't know you were a full auto fanatic.

[sullen pine]

Oh shit dude

[pseudo thistle]

I started a mouse only run a while back but never finished

[livid garnet]

tulepera conla papaya

[ember void]

dirty little full auto boy

[pseudo thistle]

NOOOO
this is slander

[brittle quest]

dirty little full auto boy

[open sun]

Infinite ammo full auto be fun

[pseudo thistle]

Masochism moment

[ember void]

corey I will do unspeakable things to you in real life.

[brittle quest]

I need to label all people who use full auto in palace.

[sullen pine]

What did you smoke while you did this?

[sonic lion]

try

[vocal trench]

How much pizzas can you eat without dying

[sonic lion]

Not old enough to smoke weed yet
Im 16

[pseudo thistle]

L I bet you’re younger than doom 3

[ember void]

yea big L xd

[azure oriole]

This message makes more sense knowing you're 16.

[pseudo thistle]

you’re one to talk

[ember void]

die

[pseudo thistle]

how much?

[sonic lion]

How tall are you pyro

[pseudo thistle]

4”10’

[ember void]

super shotgun

[sonic lion]

L
pyro shorter than a 16 year old

[ember void]

that's not my height; that's his.

[strange gale]

that's your width

[pseudo thistle]

:exasperation:

[ember void]

i love this chat

[brittle quest]

Never seen someone type so fast

[open sun]

Last time I meassured I was 1,69

[pseudo thistle]

ok

[brittle quest]

Short boy

[pseudo thistle]

idk I’m like 5”5 or something, a bit below average

[ember void]

short boy

[sonic lion]

im 6'2

[brittle quest]

Me too

[ember void]

come on, even I'm taller then you

[pseudo thistle]

Lmao you guys can’t do basic math

[azure oriole]

I'm 6'4.

[sonic lion]

above average height gang

[open sun]

Yes, but I can laugh whenever I don't need to crouch everywhere

[naive parcel]

hi chet

[brittle quest]

Greetings.

[azure oriole]

Just do it man

[naive parcel]

Greetings mr floir

[azure oriole]

Im 16 too and did it

[brittle quest]

Wow, smoking weed!!!11111 How cool!

[naive parcel]

Are you from the US?

[sonic lion]

My stepdad offered it to me if i want to try it, and i think my mom might be okay with it, but to me it would feel kinda weird to ask my parents for weed

[full crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/its-happening-gif-23353691

[ember void]

wow so true so true!

[full crystal]

i just got a 600mb update for doom eternal on steam!?

[brittle quest]

so true bestie!

[brittle quest]

#game-updates message

[cedar girder]

Ofc nerf the slayer in BM

[azure oriole]

Nah its not cool ist shit

[open sun]

#game-updates

[sonic lion]

GH05TF4C3 got the oldest discord account i ever seen, it was created 11/11/2015 at 1:58PM 59 seconds into the minute

[azure oriole]

I tried weed once and it's not my thing.

[azure oriole]

Yea same

[brittle quest]

I didn't try weed once and it's not my thing.

[azure oriole]

Based

[open sun]

I tried wee once and it's not my thing either

[cedar girder]

Pass the boof

[azure oriole]

Even if it was my thing, my job demands I not do it lol.

[naive parcel]

I didn't find weed once and it's not my thing either

[full crystal]

oh, its a load of nothing -_-

[full tinsel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-scared-homer-simpson-jUwpNzg9IcyrK

[azure oriole]

I think accessibility stuff is a good thing!

[naive parcel]

Wait there are jobs that allow being high?!

[open sun]

Yeah, for example Tesla CEO

[sonic lion]

I think your sure to get fired if you operate a forklift or crane while being high

[azure oriole]

I moreso mean that my job dictates I never do weed, on or off the job.

I'm a social worker, so.

[sonic lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942929278121672727/968573529333305404/Capture.gif

[full crystal]

i mean its ok i guess but after 6 months of no new content, i dont think accessbility option are gonna get more people to play if they arent already playing or have played already.

[ember void]

obviously

[full crystal]

is it just me or has anyone else noticed that the slayers club homepage has been getting slower and slower

[full tinsel]

You are right but it will allow more people to enjoy the game hassle-free.

[heavy sinew]

[full crystal]

#screenshots message i need help

[tacit orchid]

I mean what much else you'd want to do, pretty sure ID get their hands on a different project now

[heavy sinew]

yo just a reminder to everybody to breath

[worn saddle]

I got back

[heavy sinew]

[naive parcel]

So umm what do you do exactly. Like are you the part of management?

[heavy sinew]

he works socially

[burnt moss]

He is their God.

[azure oriole]

I take care of mentally and physically disabled people while they work at our local sheltered workshop. Supervise, care for them, keep them safe, happy, and productive.

[burnt moss]

Like I said

[naive parcel]

I see that's amazing

[azure oriole]

Yeah I'm pretty happy with my job. Thank you.

[azure oriole]

Major respect

Thank you.

My younger brother is severely autistic and he "works" in such an environment

So I have a personal reason to respect what people like you do

Hey, his work is still a big deal! Over here, a lot of people get the chance to get outside their house and contribute something they wouldn't be able to otherwise.

It's a great motivator to feel like you're part of something bigger than yourself. I enjoy that part of my job.

Yeah I quoted work as in not doing paid work normally

Yeah I get that.

And it's super important for him yeah

Gives structure to his days

I did it once and didnt like it man

[opal galleon]

Actively encouraging drugs

[azure oriole]

Never gonna do it again

[sullen pine]

I wanted to ask a question but yall have a nice conversation so I won't bother

[azure oriole]

Questions are fine.

Will do

[azure oriole]

Ask, please

[sacred tartan]

heli chat

[sullen pine]

It's off topic so yep

[opal galleon]

Not an excuse

[azure oriole]

Off topic is also fine.

Yeah like this has been on topic

[sullen pine]

That's actually the nicest thing that happened to me in a discord server

[ember void]

I feel like a little bit of off topic is okay, no?

unless kev is on. fear him.

[azure oriole]

Only mods can answer that

Yeah no offtopic's cool, I post updates for my game sometimes.

[azure oriole]

Personally, yes

[sullen pine]

Anyway what's the best doom slayer skin in your opinion?

[opal galleon]

What was your question

[azure oriole]

Silver and that's on topic btw

[strong ibex]

Ayo does the faster glory kill rune affect the gladiator gks?

[sullen pine]

Yes that was the question, just interested to see others opinions

[sacred tartan]

no, i dont think so

[strong ibex]

Damn that sucks for grinding

[sacred tartan]

yea...

[ember void]

default slayer is best slayer

[opal galleon]

Are you farming levels

[sacred tartan]

i like wetland warrior

[azure oriole]

Ngl 've used Arcade skin recently, it's pretty neat

[sullen pine]

If you want to grind then just grind in dark lords level

[ember void]

dark lord is the fastest way to level up in the events.

[sacred tartan]

hes so easy

[strong ibex]

I'm like 248 and I don't have the nerves to do it manually

[sullen pine]

With cheat codes its like 3-4 minutes = 20k XP

[brittle quest]

Eh, he's fine. I've posted some shit and gotten away with it

[opal galleon]

Oh you're farming event exp nvm lmao

[ember void]

yeah. I think gladiator is like 8k or something.

[azure oriole]

So far...

[strong ibex]

No???
I'm not???

[brittle quest]

Believe me, one of my posts was truly ban worthy.

[opal galleon]

Then why are you grinding glad

[strong ibex]

Because it's quick

[ember void]

I'm gonna look in your past messages

[azure oriole]

Doom levels have zero meaning tho

[opal galleon]

But why

[alpine hazel]

hey @azure oriole random question
does the intern ever call davoth by his name anywhere in the dlcs or does he only call him the dark lord

[sullen pine]

Yep, I'm a lazy ass to do weekend missions so I was just grinding dark lord to finish the mega event

[azure oriole]

Oh I believe you

[strong ibex]

Cause it's QUICK

[brittle quest]

Unlocker

[azure oriole]

Does glad even give that much level xp?

[opal galleon]

What the fuck are you grinding for though lmao

[strong ibex]

My first star

[opal galleon]

Bruh

[azure oriole]

@brittle quest subbed to ur yt channel

[azure oriole]

I'm pretty sure he only ever calls him "the Dark Lord" and, on one occasion, "the devil".

[ember void]

@brittle quest subbed to ur yt channel too

[sullen pine]

It has zero meaning its just shows how you don't spend your time outside

[opal galleon]

@brittle quest subbed to ur yt channel too

[naive parcel]

@brittle quest you have a yt channel?

[strong ibex]

@sullen pine

[azure oriole]

Yeah, no, I'm right there.

Nobody ever says Davoth's name onscreen in the series.

[alpine hazel]

aight thanks

[azure oriole]

I remember this because someone asked Hugo how to pronounce Davoth's name once in one of his videos or whatever.

[sullen pine]

Go spend some time outside your house for God's sake

[opal galleon]

🗿

[ember void]

🗿

[opal galleon]

248 = no life apparently

[azure oriole]

how do u get the doom skin on fire

[sullen pine]

Deluxe edition

[opal galleon]

There's three (two?) them, be more visually descriptive

[sacred tartan]

deluxe

[azure oriole]

If there ever was a truly superficial and meaningless level system, that is doom levels.
Like shieet.

[azure oriole]

the one fully on fire

[azure oriole]

i see

[strong ibex]

If I wouldn't go outside, I'd have twice the amount of level and I'd have beaten UN

[ember void]

you mean the demonic?

[sullen pine]

Fair point tbh

[ember void]

or the ember? ember is like a black color with a flaming head. demonic is just regular doom boi but demonified ig.

[brittle quest]

Thanks, but why?

[azure oriole]

is it ok that i never tried un campaign as a lvl 140

Yes

[brittle quest]

Yes.

[azure oriole]

demonic

[ember void]

do not do un.

[azure oriole]

Idk you seem nice

Not trying UN period, is ok

[opal galleon]

UN = skill benchmark apparently

[azure oriole]

i only did sgn un

[ember void]

that's the only one you need to do. hugo martin profile icon and cheese combat shotty skin.

[azure oriole]

Not only is it okay, it is preferred.

[strong ibex]

I'd only do UN for the argentas paladi milestone
I really want to know how this sentinel podium looks like...

[sullen pine]

Yes, if you want to try UN then your probably going to suffer for the next 3-4 hours of gameplay

[opal galleon]

It's mid

[brittle quest]

Thanks. If you're there you might as well check out my TN ML UN video.

[azure oriole]

Will do

[ember void]

its that throne-sorta thing in taras nabad

idk.

[azure oriole]

ig ill just complete the other master levels, but soft locks are annoying cuz i suck

[opal galleon]

It's just sanctum but more defined

[strong ibex]

Holy shit how is that mid I want that thing so badly

[azure oriole]

Oh that's the argentas paladi podium, no wonder it's so rarely seen (bugged milestones)

[heavy sinew]

water is a good drink

[ember void]

I haven't switched from sanctum since I got it; I care that little for cosmetics xd.

[azure oriole]

i also wanna know how u get ember

[opal galleon]

Yeah bro default cosmetics go hard no need to swap em ngl dawg

[ember void]

series 1 event. you can buy it if you're insane.

[azure oriole]

What was sanctum again?

[edgy fjord]

does the new text to speech option say what I type in the battlemode text box or is it just everyone else in the match?

[opal galleon]

Tag 1 un completion

[sharp turret]

I just use the unmodified doom 64 set

[azure oriole]

is it too late?

[sharp turret]

Nothing else.

[sullen pine]

What is apparently easier TAG1 UN or normal campaign UN?

[ember void]

yes. it is from when the game came out.

[azure oriole]

Right

damn

[opal galleon]

Former

[sharp turret]

Probably tag 1 cause shorter

[sacred tartan]

tag 1 cus short

[azure oriole]

Tag1 cause campaign un is a chore, literally

[sullen pine]

Possessed demons.

[opal galleon]

Un as a whole is a chore

[ember void]

and you start with your maxxed out slayer. if you're good, it isn't hard to do.

[sharp turret]

Yeah that too

[sullen pine]

I tried many times to complete TAG1 UN but the possessed demons are just fucking annoying

[azure oriole]

Yeah but campaign is the worst chore

[opal galleon]

Nah biggest chore is just playing doom

[ember void]

so true, bestie.

[sacred tartan]

the are the worst

[ember void]

possessed aren't that bad i don't get the hate

[azure oriole]

Just practice more on nm.
Also just spam lock on for possessed.
often you might focus too much on pos. Demon and get killed by smth else.

[sacred tartan]

depends on the enemy that has been possessed

[azure oriole]

cant u crucible them?

[ember void]

if anything, they're fun to go up against

[sacred tartan]

no crucible on tag

[azure oriole]

lol i forgot

[ember void]

no crucible tag 1 or 2.

emoji16.

[sacred tartan]

although tbh tag 2 has hammer which is pretty good

[ember void]

it makes tag 2 too easy, but yeah, its fun.

[sacred tartan]

the make it ez by adding dark lird as the final boss

[ember void]

so true bestie. so true.

[sullen pine]

I always wanted to fight dark lird

[ember void]

omg me too!!!

[azure oriole]

dark lird goes hurd

[sacred tartan]

dark bird

[sullen pine]

Dark lird is so freakin epic!!!

[opal galleon]

The demon.

[sacred tartan]

dark lird is an alternate

[ember void]

rip and ter until done.

[opal galleon]

doomers.

[sullen pine]

Dark lird is the real God in doom eternal

[sacred tartan]

fether isnt god

[sullen pine]

All hail the dark lird

[ember void]

the fether

[sacred tartan]

tes

[ember void]

tes.

[sullen pine]

The fthr

[sacred tartan]

cakedemon

[azure oriole]

Btw every time davoth says in the cutscene:
"As all things were made by my hand..."

I hear it:
"Asshole things were made by my hand..."

[sullen pine]

Saml hi den

[sacred tartan]

dom slyaer

[opal galleon]

Funniest EC discussion

[sullen pine]

Icn o si

[sacred tartan]

traynt

[sullen pine]

Spr shtgan

[sacred tartan]

bgf

[sullen pine]

Bih fckin gan

[sacred tartan]

khan academy maker

[hexed swan]

Lock on

[severe stream]

Whenever Doomguy does a glory kill with a headbutt, does anyone else like to do it along with him IRL?

[strange gale]

-1 monitor

[severe stream]

• rimshot *

[jaunty vapor]

Hah, I just realized with this latest update they sort of "approved of" punch swapping with that change to FA

Not that it was in question if it was a glitch or not, but just kinda neat to see it as a thing in patch notes.

[severe stream]

But really, is it just me that does it?

[severe stream]

Steam won’t let me see the patch notes

[jaunty vapor]

Did you check #game-updates ?

[severe stream]

I didn’t really care that much

[ember void]

the slayer's club articles are usually the best way to see the patch notes.

[frank ridge]

hi doomers

[jaunty vapor]

Why care if steam doesn't show you then? XD

[opal galleon]

Player belching deleted??

[severe stream]

I thought “meh don’t really care anymore.”

[ember void]

i just noticed sentinel role matches pomu so well. what the heck. (sorry for my language)

[frank ridge]

hi pyro

[ember void]

omg hi spoony!

[frank ridge]

hi pyro

[severe stream]

We don’t f•••ing give a s••t how damn vulgar every ass•••• here is

[opal galleon]

Fucking, shit, asshole

[severe stream]

Funking, snot, assault

[rustic rampart]

Please don't use bad language words, my mom checks my phone

[dim solar]

@opal galleon watch your language.

[severe stream]

Super jealous of you

You have a mom

[rustic rampart]

Jk I don't have a mom say whatever you want

[frank ridge]

that’s right vulgar assholes are the same as clean ones

[sharp turret]

https://youtu.be/mTdxQEJJhqo

[severe stream]

Whoa I didn’t say “asshole”. I said “assault”

[opal galleon]

Who are you again

[dim solar]

I am Mabel, UN console slayer that mains full auto 💪

[severe stream]

I yam wot I yam, and that’s all wot I yam

[rustic rampart]

Hello fellow UN console Slayer

[ember void]

full auto! so good! so true bestie! so real!

[opal galleon]

[dim solar]

[severe stream]

You mean like full-auto mod on the shotgun, or just full-auto weapons in general?

[opal galleon]

Former though probably latter

[dim solar]

I salute you, Un console slayer mate

[ember void]

full auto shotgun obviously!! jeez!!

[dim solar]

H-How did you know

[opal galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951331017669627974/951331121956806686/2022030616022900-91C78198891F7BDDCEB1685BA4827A23.jpg

Will you boost my ego too Mabel?

[severe stream]

After saying this, now I’m wondering how a fight between Popeye and the demons of Doom would go.

I mean, he’d obviously win, but I’m just wondering how ridiculous it’d look.

Punches a Cacodemon, it turns into several tomatoes

[frank ridge]

hi

[severe stream]

A Marauder charges at him, and just gets punched in the face knocked out cold

[worthy gazelle]

Hello chat

[dim solar]

But of course! we, console users, the superior class of DE players must support each other

[opal galleon]

thanks dawg very cool

[severe stream]

Not even dead, just lying on the ground.

[burnt moss]

OMG so true!

[sharp turret]

is there a weapon combo that can't onecycle a marauder fi you use sentinel hammer?

[ember void]

So true bestie! so true!

[frank ridge]

basefire heavy cannon

[strange gale]

so funny

[ember void]

base combat shotgun probably can.. i wouldn't be too surprised, he's dazed forever.

[severe stream]

Tentacle bursts out of the ground, and he just grabs it and ties it in a knot

[frank ridge]

basefire plasma and basefire chaingun can’t one cycle

[strange gale]

320 dmg per shot at csg fire rate is way too low for that

[severe stream]

Wait how long does he remain dazed if he’s hit with the hammer?

[ember void]

what about full auto? nobody is sane enough to do that aside from lord mayo, but whatever.

[severe stream]

Uhh… I’ve been doing that

[ember void]

speel eror. so sad

[severe stream]

Managing to stun him with the regular shotgun is so tedious tbh

[dim solar]

yeah, I was practicing 1-cycles on marauders yesterday and faltering him with combat shotgun is super inconsistent

like if the whole shot doesnt hit him he won't get faltered

[azure forum]

[frank ridge]

what about steam deck

[azure forum]

2 lock ons

Wait. That cannot.... does full auto?

[frank ridge]

they said can’t one cycle

[brittle quest]

Why would you try to use CSG basefire against the marauder?

[ember void]

mabel... please seek mental help...

[dim solar]

wanted to light him up with full auto + grenades without having to press quickswap button but it didn't work, quickswapping is such a pain

[ember void]

quick swapping is a lot easier without the weapon wheel... mmm, yummy pc gaming.

[dim solar]

I just wanna play like the game journos and have fun

[severe stream]

To not accidentally waste ammo by using the full-auto if you don’t manage to stun him and he puts up his shield

[brittle quest]

I was expecting the answer to be FA. Even then, it's easy to open with Bal into FA.

[azure forum]

Why do they even waste time fixing full auto bugs? Just delete that garbage 🤣

[dim solar]

that tech is too advanced for me 😔

[strange gale]

800 dmg from hammer (falter required to even land hammer so in reality 1200 dmg minimum to open) + 4050 from 2x lob puts him into stagger, with the extra 400 dmg this kills

[severe stream]

Especially considering the fact that he’ll use the blocked shots to summon his little companion

[brittle quest]

A simple swap is too advanced?

[dim solar]

isn't steam deck like a mini laptop?

[dim solar]

yes 😔

[brittle quest]

Higher Level Console Gaming

[ember void]

Isn't steam deck like a switch sorta

[azure forum]

Damn they nerfed the Archviles lake of fire duration.

[opal galleon]

[ember void]

I love verne emoji

[strange gale]

no buffs btw

[severe stream]

What, like in battle mode?

[jaunty vapor]

People will still say "it's underestimated" and "you just don't know how to use it"

[azure forum]

They seem to buff a little the reventant but they made the Archie more "balanced". That sucks

[strange gale]

any fa user immediately shuts down when you ask them to demonstrate "how to use it"

[azure forum]

Bloodshot, and... if they are right? maybe our eyes haven't been opened....

[dim solar]

I play with 70 ms WW delay, that means that if I press quickswap the WW opens immediately and my quickswap is sloooow 😭

[severe stream]

“It’s powerful if you know how to use it.”

<dies>

“…If only I knew how to use it.”

[brittle quest]

Have you even done a full auto marauder one cycle that requires two grenades and a bal falter at the start???

[jaunty vapor]

Yes

Ive done it much more reliably with PB - rocket - slobs though

[brittle quest]

I meant that ironically. Just in case.

[opal galleon]

Fa is op .

[severe stream]

Idk why my first thought when I read that was “peanut butter rocket”

[dim solar]

BS, I can do it

[azure forum]

You better be careful to make ironic FA jokes. The mayo clan is always around

[jaunty vapor]

At this point it's just safer to assume no sarcasm

[dim solar]

[strange gale]

could just tap the button instead of a full on press though

[severe stream]

You know what they say about assuming. It makes an ass out of you and me

[brittle quest]

I didn't know that.

[azure forum]

You should just use it at 100ms. I found it to be a good value

[severe stream]

“Ass, u, me”. See?

[brittle quest]

Oh my, what comedic genius. May the lord bless the individual who came up with this wondrous marvel of literature.

[strange gale]

😱 burst damage in level 1 and a negligible ammo return on mastery

[severe stream]

Back to my question from earlier, I still want to know if anyone else does a headbutt motion along with Doomguy whenever he performs a glory kill with a headbutt (i.e. Carcasses and Maykr Drones)

[brittle quest]

No.

[opal galleon]

No.

[azure oriole]

Erm.. no

[ember void]

no.

[frank ridge]

hi floir

[brittle quest]

Greetings, Founder Forky.

[dim solar]

Joking aside, I was using 140ms before because anything lower than that was giving a weird issue but the delay at 140ms was a little too long and was messing up my aim sometimes so now I lowered it back to 90 and I'm double tapping the WW button and that seems to give me consistent quickswapping

[dim solar]

I can work with that, just watch me fam

[frank ridge]

I am spoony

[frank anvil]

Anyone elses game not starting after the update?

[ember void]

I'm playing fine.

[dim solar]

didn't you uninstall a few days ago??

[ember void]

I did yeah.

I'm playing horde. this isn't as bad as I remember it being.

[dim solar]

never tried horde mode tbh

[frank anvil]

so all the Files in they directories as they should yet bethesda sayin he finna download Doom eternal again, after i scanned/repaired the files through they laucher

[green stone]

How do i do slob on console?

[frank anvil]

literally played Eternal 3 hours ago, and no the files aint there, atleast thats what the launcher sayin

[ember void]

if you're a fan of eternals combat, definitely try it some time!

[green stone]

i personally dont like the fact that you half to get weapons tho

[ember void]

I like that. I think it's okay.

horde mode is kinda the closest thing to pc modding that consoles gonna get... although there are better pc mods in my opinion, that recent infinite arena mode mod for example.

[brittle quest]

^FA user

[burnt moss]

I’ve gotten multiple explanations and demos from the fine people here and I still can’t do it on Switch

[green stone]

What were they

[burnt moss]

1. Fire PB and hold “Fire” while pressing “Weapon Swap”

[green stone]

2nd step?

[opal galleon]

• fire precision bolt, keep holding fire, let go off alt fire
• swap to RL while holding fire
• immediately after a rocket is fired, let go of fire and hold alt fire (lock on)
• once locked on, tap fire and let go of alt fire and fire
• second burst will fire automatically

It would be better to learn this initially using a Heavy Cannon basefire, as iirc it is faster/easier to do

[burnt moss]

2. Release “Fire” after first rocket fires, and press “Mod” to acquire target

[opal galleon]

Basically shoot, swap to rl, immediately shoot rocket, lock on

[burnt moss]

What Nutmilk said

[green stone]

3rd step?

[opal galleon]

^

[burnt moss]

3. “Fire” the lock on burst, release “Mod”, and if you did it right there will be 2 LOB bursts fired without further input

[green stone]

o

[quick grove]

halo may be infinite,

[green stone]

But doom is eternal

[opal galleon]

[quick grove]

new hit game "doom js eternal"

[burnt moss]

OMG so true!

[ember void]

my exact reaction

[quick grove]

made in JS ofc

[green stone]

💀

[ember void]

halo may be infinite, doom may be eternal, but persona is five

dont pepeagony me pls im so sorry

[quick grove]

and counter strike is globally offensive (idk)

[green stone]

And theres a call for duty

[quick grove]

bruh the new update makes it slightly harder for the slayer in battlemode... :(

[opal galleon]

And a reason to sit on the Nuclear Throne

[green stone]

( i dont play cod btw )

[ember void]

I'm pretty sure cod might be dead at this point

doom is already unfortunately dead. no more doom tubers :(

[quick grove]

i used to play it all the time on ps3 and then i stopped

[robust jetty]

at this point doom isn't just dead, it's been dead

[ember void]

every doom tuber has gone on to do other things, doomguy bot is playing wolfenstein and hmmmp is reading mcdonalds books now

[robust jetty]

I assume they're saving the big stuff for quakecon but it'd at least be nice if they told us something about that

[burnt moss]

Doom just got an update just now

6.66 Rev 2

[quick grove]

yep

[robust jetty]

an update that adds like
some accessibility stuff, hud updates and battlemode stuff

[ember void]

yeah. knowing something would be cool. they're being weirdly silent.

[opal galleon]

So much content!

[robust jetty]

such a big update

[ember void]

so true bestie!

[burnt moss]

Yeah nothing exciting. But it does show they care that we’re playing it

[ember void]

oh, they don't care

[frank ridge]

would that interfere with mods somehow

[robust jetty]

it's more just them saying "oh right this game exists"

[robust jetty]

probably, each update tends to fuck up mod stuff

[opal galleon]

Pretty sure mod injector needs an update idk doe

I'm on console

[frank ridge]

rip randomizer

[fast sedge]

Update for doom eternal and it better be done loading

[robust jetty]

modding servers will prob say whether or not modinjector needs updates

[ember void]

with them working on their next big title, I just wish there was a small team at id software that still produced content for the game... master levels aren't too hard to make.

[quick grove]

coop campaign

[ember void]

but hey I'll wait for the new quake game (it isn't confirmed. joke)

[robust jetty]

I'm thinking at this point 6.66 will be the last content update
hope new project is quake

[ember void]

I just hope it's fun.. I'm sure it will be.

I am not expecting them to outdo eternal. that game was literally the best fps ever made.

[opal galleon]

It kinda mid dawg not gonna lie to you chief

[azure forum]

I think they might release some new master level. Maybe something Short like Nekravol 1

Or I hope at least

[ember void]

now it is mid

[quick grove]

is doom 2016 worth getting? my friend says no

[ember void]

yes. get it. now.

[opal galleon]

Yeah it's worth it

[robust jetty]

2016's got snapmap, so if you wanna go down that rabbit hole then by all means

[ivory ore]

Hyuck more like goofy

[ember void]

maybe wait for a sale? you can get it for really cheap xd!

[quick grove]

[azure forum]

Your friend is wrong. Definitely worth getting.

[ember void]

plus, bethesda puts the doom franchise on sale often

[robust jetty]

I love eternal but it's not the greatest shooter ever tbh
issue is with how many fps games there are it's hard to say which one's actually best

[quick grove]

yeah i dont really trust his opinion that much, he said doom 2016, 64, and 3 are horrible games

[opal galleon]

Lmao

[ember void]

64 is just as great as classic? lol.

3 is okay. still gotta finish it.

[robust jetty]

64 is literally just classic with a gritty coat of paint lmao

[quick grove]

still waiting for doom 65 tho

[robust jetty]

doom 65 coming in 2097

[quick grove]

lol

still amazed how the n64 was an actual 64 bit console. way ahead of its time

[fathom shuttle]

im waiting for doom eternal kbm support on console but i doubt thats ever gonna happen unfortunately

[robust jetty]

it likely won't tbh

[ember void]

would be cool though

[robust jetty]

surprised they never added it at all
especially with how much people would've appreciated it

[fathom shuttle]

also snapmap 😭

[green stone]

How good is pb sticky?

[ember void]

yeah, very weird on their part; I know a lot of people who would have loved to try out the greatness of doom eternal on kb+m but just couldn't because they're on console.

[ember void]

it sucks. it's only a little good when you can do it fast... I would record a video and send in a dif channel but I am tired.

[robust jetty]

it's okay, better punchswapped

[ember void]

I've played this game for two years and have never punch swapped or used slob tactics in my life.

[green stone]

Tbh ima probably learn slob last

[robust jetty]

they're not really needed to play well
hell in bm pb combos are still preferred over those

[azure oriole]

Ho

ancient gods part 3?

[ember void]

no.

[azure oriole]

When

[ember void]

never.

[robust jetty]

Boom Infinite the Elder Gods

[green stone]

Lmao bruh

[azure oriole]

I got confused with mortal kombat

[ember void]

doomboi is literally sleeping rn

[azure oriole]

Hush!

[green stone]

let him sleep

[ember void]

and god is dead, what would they do in tag 3

[azure oriole]

How to get muscle like doom guy?

[ember void]

become him.

[azure oriole]

How

[strong ibex]

Clean the rest of hell ig

[robust jetty]

doomguy's proportions honestly look hella hard to achieve

he's actually huge

[alpine hazel]

i need his testosterone

[ember void]

without his powers? that would play like a wolfenstein game

[robust jetty]

just have it play like quake

ranger's human
at least I think he is

[azure oriole]

Oooh i got an idea inject protein straight into your muscles with a syringe to become doomguy (dont actually try this)

[ember void]

yea ranger is still hella beefy though

like in qc

[robust jetty]

just hit the gym lmao

[alpine hazel]

i wish

[robust jetty]

you won't become doomguy though but that's fine

[green stone]

I wish i had a membership

[azure oriole]

hmmm

Doomguy is ugly asf tho

[alpine hazel]

i crave to be masc

[ember void]

how dare you. he is a very beautiful individual.

[azure oriole]

Naw bruh

He sure is strong but doesnt look the best

[ember void]

yeah he is you're crazy

[frank ridge]

how about by fps genre like say best tactical shooter or best movement shooter

[robust jetty]

bruh doomguy literally went through irradiated uac facilities and uhh
detroit
surprised he doesn't look more fucked up

[robust jetty]

that's more doable yeah

[green stone]

Doomguy >> Ernest Khalimov

[alpine hazel]

probs bc of the divinity machine

[strong ibex]

Doom guy's look doesn't matter, what counts is the inside
Wait fuck that's just rage uhhh uhhhhh

[ember void]

doomguy is still beautiful

[azure oriole]

How to summon doom demons in real life?

go to nekravol

[ember void]

super shotgun.

[robust jetty]

his suit looks cool but my mans in eternal lookin like human shrek in shrek 2

[ember void]

dude. he does ong.

[azure oriole]

Dr Samuel hayden

[ember void]

Dr Samuel hayden

[robust jetty]

Dr Samuel hayden

[azure oriole]

Dr Samuel hayden

[alpine hazel]

love handles

[ember void]

I am re-installing doom 2016

[azure oriole]

Wh

[alpine hazel]

but seriously tho his hip-to-waist ratio is pretty fucked

[azure oriole]

Y

[ember void]

mmm yummy 60gb install

[alpine hazel]

snatched waist if i ever saw one

[azure oriole]

Its not even that bad

[ember void]

yeah it's only an hour max

[azure oriole]

Well how good is ur wifi

[ember void]

I have good wifi. its 6% done

[azure oriole]

Oh

[edgy fjord]

isn’t eternal like 90 something gb now?

[azure oriole]

Yeah

[ember void]

i should delete it ecks dee

[azure oriole]

Why

[ember void]

wrong reply. laugh at me please.

[azure oriole]

Just download the game on ur drive

[idle sand]

Shit update

[ember void]

so true bestie!

[azure oriole]

Tf they upsated ir

[ember void]

Its literally nothing.

[robust jetty]

hey guys bm balance changes

[azure oriole]

Oh

Epic update

[edgy fjord]

I checked the game’s strings and it seems like the test text to speech option uses a single line that can be edited to say whatever I want

[robust jetty]

interesting

[ember void]

also there's a tutorial telling you to ballista+ssg the marauder if you die to him now xd

[robust jetty]

looking back I much would've preferred they not provide tutorials on how exactly to kill specific demons

[azure oriole]

I miss the demon glory kills from 2016 like sometimes when you die the demon glory kills u

[robust jetty]

I get it was mainly for idiot-proofing but even then it feels much better figuring out how best to deal with them

[azure oriole]

it can get annoying

[azure oriole]

How so

i mean having to wait for an animation every time u die to restart is kinda annoying

[ember void]

did they really make you wait for the entire animation? I don't think they did... I cannot remember.

[edgy fjord]

just don’t stand next to demons

[ember void]

also they didn't happen every death... plus it isn't too bad, they were fun to watch

[azure oriole]

Is it me or did the cyber demon and the stupid fucking guards take longer time to kill Olivia

[robust jetty]

even if it wouldn't entirely make sense from a lore pov it's still fun watching demons glory kill you
I like when games make a spectacle out of dying

[azure oriole]

Mhm

[edgy fjord]

i love seeing my original doom OC get curb stomped in third person by a max level 2016 deathmatch player

[robust jetty]

"damn you died, watch this imp disembowel you lmao"

thinking about it the imp had the most brutal playerkill in 2016

baron and revs are close though

[azure oriole]

Baron rips u up

[robust jetty]

barons rip you in half while revs beat you to death with your own arm

[azure oriole]

Revs are funny asf

[robust jetty]

the rev one also cracked your visor in that old gameplay preview lol

[azure oriole]

Lol

what was the name of the city in at the start of doom eternal?

[ember void]

I don't think it was ever named?

[edgy fjord]

Detroit

[ember void]

do you mean the level name? it's hell on earth

[azure oriole]

no

it said the city was somewhere on the andreas fault

[edgy fjord]

iirc the intro said it was in NY so it's probably NYC

[ember void]

oh really? I never knew this. sorry

[azure oriole]

If anything the demons actually fixed the city lol

[opal galleon]

Hell on Earth takes place along the San Andreas Fault, so somewhere within California probably idk

Says so in the Arc Broadcast after returning back to the fortress before exultia

[azure oriole]

I have not heard of a city in the san andreas fault having subway trains

[opal galleon]

Well it's canonically there somewhere so scrutinize it all you want

[opal galleon]

Bro I cannot read

Mb

[azure oriole]

read what?

[opal galleon]

You already knew it was in that area I just clarified something you already knew lol

[azure oriole]

mhm

[opal galleon]

I glanced over that

[azure oriole]

oh

after some researching the city is most likely future los angeles

[green stone]

The virgin slayer vs the chad lord

[opaque shore]

wut

the map clearly shows its in chicago

[robust jetty]

honestly though
"demons killed my bunny so I've tortured them for eons"
vs "I will make a race of robo-angels to help me figure out immortality"

[frank ridge]

you're literally the doom slayer

[opal galleon]

The arc broadcast back on the fortress right after Hell On Earth, says that it takes place somewhere within the San Andreas area

[azure oriole]

wouldn't celestials and gods in our culture be more technologically advanced than us given their knowledge?

[ember void]

omg so true!

[opal galleon]

I'm Pomu.

[frank ridge]

you're dom pomu

[ember void]

umm did you mean to say "doom"?

[opal galleon]

I think he meant to say Doom. Eternal.

[ember void]

The super hooker shotgun.

[frank ridge]

doomu

domu

[opal galleon]

[azure oriole]

Chief keef

[frank ridge]

omg you're sleeping for thousands of years, like the doom slayer

[ember void]

TRUE

[turbid loom]

What

He doesn't have time to sleep, he's got demons to rip and tear

[nocturne lynx]

Sarcophagus says hi. Twice.

[fossil bane]

What does he even eat

Or drink

I mean I get it he’s a tough guy he shoots himself through space with a cannon with his biceps exposed but a man’s gotta eat

[fading lichen]

That’s a good question for another time

[sacred dirge]

I hear pinky meat is pretty good

[fossil bane]

honestly pinkies do look tasty

[sacred dirge]

Well the demons do eat them so it makes sense

[fossil bane]

demons fight each other for some reason when they dont see you

but they dont actually do any damage

[sacred dirge]

It makes sense why infighting doesn't really fit well in New doom

[fossil bane]

also lore wise argent energy is extracted from the souls of humans and their bodies become the demons to fill the army of hell

so technically isnt a pinky just made of human flesh

[fossil bane]

soooo... does this count as cannibalism?

[sacred dirge]

Well the pinkies are more of a corrupted species than anything

[fossil bane]

well yeah same could be said about cacodemons and really any demon that isnt humanoid but theyre all constructed from human flesh after the human's soul is turned into argent energy

[sacred dirge]

I'd look at it kinda like how we re mammals. And we eat other mammals but we have a very similar common ancestor like with cows for example. Pinkies have bred and mutated so much in hell I doubt it's even close to what it's original form was

[random vault]

hi

[fossil bane]

i suppose

but everything started off with single celled organisms so if thats what youre saying then isnt eating anything at all considered cannibalism?

[sacred dirge]

I'm sure Peta would agree with you there haha

[fossil bane]

lmao

[random vault]

what kinda conversation have I walked into

[fossil bane]

hello

[random vault]

what?

[fossil bane]

tldr: we're debating wether eating pinky meat is considered cannibalism because all demons of hell are technically made from human corpses

[random vault]

Answer: don’t eat demons

[fossil bane]

what does the doom slayer eat then

earth is too corrupted for plant growth

[random vault]

that food in his room where you play doom 1 / 2

[fossil bane]

certainly too corrupted for livestock

[random vault]

he’s immortal, does he even need to eat :WosemiThink:

[fossil bane]

well in eternal he probably spends days trying to save earth while doing hiit training 247 he gotta eat something

[frank ridge]

hi tmg

[fossil bane]

he didnt even eat before he got augmented by the divinity machine

[random vault]

hiit training 247, sounds like what the dude in hit man does to train

[fossil bane]

and the divinity machine only gave him superhuman strengths and speed not immortality

although lore wise he is immortal technically but we all died in the game lmao

[random vault]

I have never died playing doom eternal (I have also been labled a pathological liar, completely irrelevant tho)

[fossil bane]

hello

[fossil bane]

well i have but my point is the slayer is capable of death

[random vault]

well, does that include death by starvation?

[fossil bane]

in the game you have control of the slayer all the time and you never see him eat ever

[fossil bane]

as i mentioned before, the divinity machine grants him superhuman strength and speed. it doesnt grant him "hunger immunity"

maybe it does but its not specified in game so id assume not

if the slayer somehow actually doesnt need to eat, then isnt he a living perpetual motion machine?

screw argent energy, we now have SLAYER ENERGY

[random vault]

comedy

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-21010721

[fossil bane]

i have achieved comidi

[random vault]

Well we never seen him eat

[fossil bane]

but you are in control of the slayer throughout the entire game the only points in the game where the player isnt in control are the cutscenes and we dont see him eat in the cutscenes

[random vault]

?

[fossil bane]

the player is controlling the slayer throughout the game, right?

[random vault]

yes?

[fossil bane]

if the slayer is a puppet of the player and an empty husk without the player, he isnt doing anything when youre offline. when you are in control of the slayer, you dont control him to eat because there is nothing to eat.

[fossil bane]

assuming you meant he ate off camera of course

[random vault]

Mr MLP pfp, you confuse me

[flint flame]

Doom eternal Spicy Demonade Gfuel™️

[fossil bane]

patent that before someone else does

[fossil bane]

well my point is we dont ever see the slayer eat and he isnt doing anything off camera

[random vault]

It already has a trade mark in the message

[fossil bane]

ah yeah i missed that

[random vault]

ok?

[fossil bane]

so he doesnt eat

[random vault]

ok?

[flint flame]

™️Gamer9045 how are you?

[fossil bane]

yeah

[tacit orchid]

Does he even need to lol

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/jevil-deltarune-joker-jester-gif-15018365

[fossil bane]

thats what we were debating the divinity machine gives him superhuman strength and speed, not "hunger immunity". if it did and the doom slayer doesnt actually need to eat or drink, then we have a perpetual motion machine and thus argent energy is useless, we now have slayer energy.

[random vault]

comedy

[random vault]

ok I guess

[karmic isle]

It doesn't only get super human powers lmao, he is basically like half God (even the last dlc explain his powers)

[flint flame]

He consumes argent.

[fossil bane]

if the divinity machine did give people hunger immunity, why dont we use the divinity machine on people and use those people to power the divinity machine to in turn make more augmented people?

[karmic isle]

He consume potatoes

[fossil bane]

well yeah then why do we even need argent energy

[fossil bane]

where in the entire doom franchise did you see him eating potatoes

[random vault]

Where in the entire doom franchise did I ask

[slow sigil]

cause the makyrs didnt want that to happen, probably put keen eyes on davoth's dick after the slayer got made

[fossil bane]

was i even talking to you

[random vault]

was I even talking to you?

[fossil bane]

theres a logic flaw in here. if the divinity machine created perpetual motion humans which can in turn power the divinity machine, then why wouldnt the makrs use it?

[fossil bane]

yes?

[karmic isle]

Irony doesn't exist anymore

[slow sigil]

Cause they already have "infinite" energy as long as the souls keep flowing

[random vault]

no

[fossil bane]

why would you need souls to create energy when you can literally exploit a god making machine to get infinite energy for everyone without the cost of anything at all

[fossil bane]

how ironic

[karmic isle]

Normally it's used for tech items for humans, the slayer can assorb it

[slow sigil]

Makyrs are selfish, narcistic assholes who only cares about themselves. They dont care about giving species free energy, they just want to exploit them.
Also you can't turn the energy of motion into argent energy, the only thing aside from vegajuice that keeps makyrs alive

[random vault]

shut up, irony doesn’t exist, it can’t be ironic

[fossil bane]

from a biological standpoint, human beings cannot directly absorb energy and are powered by glucose and water molecules and another thing that the body stores that i forgot the name of

[karmic isle]

I didn't say that humans assorb it lol

[slow sigil]

From a physical standpoint, meathook can't exist

[fossil bane]

what about giving themselves free energy without having to use nearly as much manpower as argent energy? and if you cant turn mechanical energy into electricity/pure energy, why do hydro electricity dams exist?

[fossil bane]

it can you just need to grab onto the gun hard enough which the slayer (being a literal god) is clearly able to do

[random vault]

From a realistic stand point, a guy can’t run around at 60 mph and shoot balls of plasma at demons without a fucking soul

[slow sigil]

Argent energy isnt your typical electricity, think of it more of an element/molocule

[fossil bane]

a guy cant do anything without this so called "soul" lmao

[random vault]

Emoji16

[fossil bane]

if its an element thus a type of matter and not energy, it produces energy through a chemical reaction with other elements which by the laws of conservation of matter will create byproducts and the byproducts have argent energy properties in them. but theyre calling it "clean energy"

[slow sigil]

i'm not even gonna try anymore

[karmic isle]

For one second I just read "a guy can't shoot his balls at demons" lmao

[random vault]

I don’t understand what your point is or what this argument even is anymore, what the fuck are you talking about :wtf:

[opal galleon]

[random vault]

:WosemiThink:

[fossil bane]

honestly im just ranting cus i had a shitty day sry about this ik its a game not meant to be taken literally, just having a bit of fun

[random vault]

doom man shoot big dead people while move fast, please laugh

[fossil bane]

yeah, thats enough logic for this game

[opal galleon]

200 page lore doc says otherwise

[random vault]

yes yes it does, but my simple statement is just a rough thesis

[karmic isle]

You mean that he can just use his fists without using his weapons for just enjoinment?

[fossil bane]

well i havent actually finished the llore doc yet, im on like page 140 but the guy sums it up pretty well

[opal galleon]

What?

[random vault]

When the

[ember void]

❔

[karmic isle]

Nothing just remembering a old note I had in doom 2

[random vault]

Omg… hi pyro!!!!!!

[ember void]

❔

omg hi tmg!!

[random vault]

Doom 2 moment

[ember void]

i love doom 2!

[fossil bane]

heres a better version: guy perpetually pissed off because demons killed his bunny, takes armor, becomes god, gets yeeted to the middle of nowhere by an asshole robot, gets his own makr satellite, shoots a hole into the surface of fucking mars and proceeds to destroy biblical hell. is that good enough?

[random vault]

Your Natsuki again :catlovee:

[random vault]

:aight:

[karmic isle]

Btw because I thought he used the weapons to make feel more pain to demons

[random vault]

to let feel more pain to demons

Eye loev wards

[fossil bane]

he just uses weapons because he likes them, he couldve done what he did without any weapons at all

[karmic isle]

Ok dude, I'm sooo sorry that my damn phone just let me miss type words

[fossil bane]

yeah autocorrect sucks, its honestly sad that you cant even disable it

[random vault]

:bruh:

[karmic isle]

No it's because I'm lazy

[random vault]

[fossil bane]

https://tenor.com/view/ight-imma-head-out-spongebob-imma-head-out-ima-head-out-gif-14902967

[stoic nexus]

does blood punch instantly take out the doom hunter shield+hover thing?

[ember void]

No, he needs a little bit more of a beating afterwards.

[stoic nexus]

great thanks

[opal galleon]

As always damage spreadsheet is in pins so you can see damage values vs. enemy hp

[karmic isle]

Btw this is what I meant, auto correct sucks @random vault

[opal galleon]

Though it's a bit finicky on mobile

[vale pebble]

I decided to play eternal again today

[random vault]

:aight:

[dim solar]

and how was it?

[random vault]

I decided to not play eternal again today

[dim solar]

and how was it?

[vale pebble]

good, I havent played in a while until now

[random vault]

Fine, I’ll probably just play genshin impact later

[dim solar]

heretic

smash

[opal galleon]

♻️

[random vault]

cry about it

♻️♻️♻️🥱🥱🥱

[random vault]

perfect representation of me emotions

[random vault]

or pass

[dim solar]

No, I'm reporting you for saying you don't play DE in DE chat

nice meeting you, goodbye now

[random vault]

False report, just cuz I didn’t play it today doesn’t mean I haven’t ever played it

[gilded cave]

hey guys is there any channel for general tips on doom eternal? Like for someone looking to go from ultra violence to nightmare

[random vault]

we give tips here

[gilded cave]

oh. What are some tips?

[dim solar]

you're supposed to play it all day every day, what's wrong with you

[random vault]

Memorize enemy spawns, learn good combos, don’t die

[random vault]

I’m a genshin player, everything

[distant hearth]

hi

[random vault]

hi mr guy who pretends to be the slayer number 87

[pseudo thistle]

nah this one is 89, get it right

[opal galleon]

Drip

[random vault]

I forgot, 87 was the one that was also purple guy

[karmic isle]

The piss of 87

[random vault]

🗿 bruh!!!!! 🗿

[azure oriole]

🗿

[pseudo thistle]

the marauder from 87

[dry perch]

the shit of 87

[sharp mantle]

a

hello

[bleak gust]

hello my fellow slayers

[vale pebble]

the marauder of 87???

[pseudo thistle]

the ma

[azure oriole]

who are you

[ember void]

who is he

[dry perch]

who him

[austere quartz]

hello

[dry perch]

bye

[austere quartz]

e

[dry perch]

a

[austere quartz]

Sports took over doom

[ember void]

g

[dry perch]

g

[austere quartz]

e

[dry perch]

b

[austere quartz]

how to I get hell slayer after zombie slayer