general

[solemn lava]

yeah some and it’s still ass

[worldly kindle]

started it all

[crisp forge]

bo3 they made some changes you can do it solo

[solemn lava]

oh yea

[worldly kindle]

actually yeah nacht should be in c

[cosmic skiff]

apparently they don't comm in gold either

[crisp forge]

you still need the gersh though

psure

[solemn lava]

yes i think so

[visual bronze]

i'm gonna tensionmaxx my way through ts

one run

ez

[crisp forge]

theres mods now though

psure

[solemn lava]

what u playing

[crisp forge]

that guarantee box items

[visual bronze]

same old

[tough trout]

you basically do simon says and play the lottery for good box luck

[solemn lava]

yea i think so

[slim ember]

no they dont. everything below plat sucks hard.

[visual bronze]

vt controlsphere

[solemn lava]

there’s been speedrunning mods for ages but they are deemed as cheating in speedrunning so

[solemn lava]

ah

[crisp forge]

for high rounds they arent

idk abt speedrunning

[solemn lava]

yea but high rounds is noob

it’s 100% banned in speedrunning

any guaranteed rng is banned

[crisp forge]

but bo3 shang was so bad without mods

[tough trout]

because the mods who run high rounds are dumbasses

[crisp forge]

you had to spend days getting the right setup

[crisp forge]

dude no

[solemn lava]

i’m starting to like this guy.

[crisp forge]

im so deadass

do you want to spend days

[tough trout]

look

[crisp forge]

getting the right setup

[tough trout]

rng is apart of zombies whether u like it or not

[solemn lava]

bro i spent days getting the right setup in speed running

firm it

[crisp forge]

no sorry wasnt even days it was weeks

it took ppl weeks

[solemn lava]

people did it in the og why not do it in bo3

[tough trout]

there are two ways u can add mods, outside the gameplay loop or inside the gameplay loop

[crisp forge]

nobody likes high round bo1 shang and psure it was only a thing on bo3

[tough trout]

changing the game inside the gameplay loop is straight up cheating

[crisp forge]

it has smth to do w the drops you get from the monkeys

[solemn lava]

high rounds is just zzz in general

[meager meteor]

i winned today

[solemn lava]

i only did round 100 rev de and shadows

[jagged roost]

It's actually hilarious. It can't aim without the gun model. It always loses track of the middle dot.

[solemn lava]

and never did another high rounds game again

[tough trout]

it's just something u have to deal with on shang whether people like it or not

[solemn lava]

time to return to work

goodbye voltaic.

[visual bronze]

on second thought

[tough trout]

i couldnt give a fuh about hr anyways

[crisp forge]

great so nobody is going to grind that map ever

[solemn lava]

worked well.

[tough trout]

let them do whatever

[visual bronze]

i just need to keep trying to gamble

[crisp forge]

which is literally what happened LOL

no one played it

[tough trout]

which is completely fine

maps like buried dont get played solo cuz its madeup and u have to win a 1/24 to complete the easter egg

its shit

[humble goblet]

Lock in

[meager meteor]

i winnnnn

[tough trout]

nobody grinding cotd cuz its basically window building simulator

[atomic nebula]

why does bot 1 ground advanced feel the same as the intermediate one

[atomic nebula]

win what

[south parcel]

nothing

paw is a chud

[atomic nebula]

chudmaxxing?

[crisp forge]

chud chudding

[lusty stag]

are the voltaic servers down or something

[hard stump]

nah i think the chat is j dead

[lusty stag]

nah i mean like the website i cant see my benchmarks

[hard stump]

#changelog

[lusty stag]

oh mb thanks

[hard stump]

what benchmarks

kvks or aimlabs

[lusty stag]

kovaaks

[hard stump]

try evxl.app

[supple pier]

us evxl.app

[lusty stag]

okay thanks it worked

[elder lichen]

Guys im so close to getting the secrets of pathing in static

[supple pier]

the secret is pathing to the "exit" button and closing the game

[meager meteor]

my valownat...

[elder lichen]

no.

The secret is autism

[atomic nebula]

boost me in valorant

[supple pier]

this may be too much

[supple pier]

BAD game

horrid game

hate game

[elder lichen]

wait

wtf

is that spike at the very end

[atomic nebula]

nah i like valorant

[meager meteor]

im only chud immo 2

[elder lichen]

oh naur

[atomic nebula]

better rank than me so you can boost me

ill give you

[meager meteor]

what rank

[atomic nebula]

3 cats

iron 3

[meager meteor]

sorry i dont have an account low enough

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-running-away-cute-eye-emoji-gif-1570985704225170894

[atomic nebula]

what about plat 3

[meager meteor]

my lowest account is ascendant

and im not a chud booster

[atomic nebula]

🥀

its 0k!

bcs

i dont wanna be like someone else

that got boosted

[south parcel]

outlier likely

[elder lichen]

nah

[brisk fossil]

I'll boost anyone to iron

[elder lichen]

it just keeps improving

im pretty sure

[upper token]

Y sneak diss

[atomic nebula]

bcs

why not

[upper token]

Bro i fkn hate ups y do they keep delaying my package

[supple summit]

salzi I need a syntax error fix for why I cant enjoy my job.
it has pointers to true but console says otherwise >:(

[atomic nebula]

they arent like DHL that charge you more when your package gets delivered

[upper token]

When has dhl ever done that

Not for me

Fuk ups

[agile arch]

bastard agent

[elder lichen]

especiually considering I made a 2 hours recursive simulation to get a lower end on what is possible on that environment and it got to 160 I think

[atomic nebula]

to my package from japan artisan pad

i alr paid shipping

and they said

pay more or you wont get package

[upper token]

Its import fees

I had to pay that with ups too

Its common

[white viper]

do any of yall have a link to KovaaKs themes? I saw a Spreadsheet or a Google doc or something about themes.

[slim ember]

gotta love import fees. last mouse i got was hit with a $50 fee

[elder lichen]

where it basically destroyed each target and let it respawn randomly (its seed based so its always the same if you kill the same targets in the same order) and then again go for the most optimal (long term) path to the next target and so on so its like very unlikely that my model would randomly find that high of kil count of 156 randomly

[crisp forge]

chill on zalg

[elder lichen]

whats it abt

[sinful holly]

I tried countless valorant aimtraining courses, but i never found anything that worked for me... any reccomendations?

[supple summit]

it was just a shit comp sci joke
I dont wanna be at work

[atomic nebula]

they only told me about it hours before delivery

[slim ember]

just do voltaic and play deathmatches

[supple summit]

not feeling very cash money today

[atomic nebula]

find good scenarios for valorant, picks the one you like and build yourself your playlist

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-cat-gif-26653034

[supple summit]

think im catching what my mother has

[south parcel]

how much targets u had put at singular moment?

[sinful holly]

where do i find good scenarios?

[elder lichen]

its 6 targets

[leaden sundial]

stop catching me..

[elder lichen]

so its 6^x

[crisp forge]

trying to resist the urge to fall asleep

[elder lichen]

which is quite a bit of simulation

[upper token]

Its common sense dawg

[south parcel]

a yeah i see

[elder lichen]

it didnt do everything all at once for 160 targets

[south parcel]

make sense

[atomic nebula]

hours before isnt normal

[elder lichen]

its only like 6^5 or smth

like it only looked 5 ahead

at any given point

or it wouldve literally been 6^160 😭

[jaunty bough]

is anyone having issues opening the voltaic app?

i cant seem to open the valo benchmarks

[raw bridge]

@jaunty bough cant get in either

[jaunty bough]

okok so im not crazy

[slim ember]

the website shit itself. check out evxl.app

[jaunty bough]

yeah but i cant find the valo benchmarks on there tbf

i went there first

[heady axle]

guys why isnt the site working

[raw bridge]

yah i get a error 500

[runic cargo]

Play lots of valo playlists, dm me I’ll send u some from bunch of pros and good players (in like 10 mins im doing smth)

[sour totem]

What do I do if I can't extend my arm chat

[jaunty bough]

crazy timing cuz i put ur Anima Micro V2 scores into a playlist to vod lmfao

[runic cargo]

Doctor?

[runic cargo]

Oh crazy

[raw bridge]

have u tried extending it

[sour totem]

Well I can physically do it but it's just stupid amount of pain/

[runic cargo]

Doctor

[jaunty bough]

are u rad on eu or na

[runic cargo]

I’m 360rr eu

Radiant is the voltaic bench

[sour totem]

Fake rad

[jaunty bough]

the shit i was just tryna access lmfao

[runic cargo]

One day 💔

[leaden sundial]

docter

[jaunty bough]

dope though u would be rad on NA tbf

[runic cargo]

It’s AL only

[sour totem]

Nah I think it's just soreness

[rose night]

other arm

[heady axle]

where can i see my chats of benchmarks if the website isnt working

[jaunty bough]

i hit 360 elo in immo and im still plat complete rn

[runic cargo]

Wait a week and if it still hurts just go doctor

[sour totem]

Fine but also a lil pain trying to fully extend

[rose night]

use leg

[cosmic heart]

thats soreness probably

[blazing sail]

Goat shit icl

[sour totem]

Can't my leg hurts too

[cosmic heart]

that literally just sounds like muscle soreness

[sour totem]

😔

[rose night]

use other leg

[supple summit]

#changelog for those asking about the site

[pearl gyro]

i was just typing that lol

[jaunty bough]

shit i wanted to recreate it in kovaaks with the serfs method icl

[cosmic heart]

did u hit the gym yesterday or anything like that

[sour totem]

It is but I cannot extend my left arm man

😔

[cosmic heart]

thats normal if u workout tbf

[jaunty bough]

u think there's equalivent tasks in kovaaks i can match them to?

[cosmic heart]

otherwise thatd be weird

[sour totem]

Is it normal? I feel like you should still be able to use your arm

That doesn't sound normal

[runic cargo]

there is one recreation but advanced score boundaries are chopped

[rose night]

why dont vt sheet snd evxl merge

[heady axle]

should i do vdim till then

[cosmic heart]

u can use it but if u workout to failure u usually shouldnt be able to extend it fully

same goes for legs per se

[humble goblet]

Proper stretching after workout goes a long way

[cosmic heart]

like if u workout ur legs hard ur gonna struggle walking

[jaunty bough]

can u link me that? I need that asap icl

[cosmic heart]

yk what i mean

[sour totem]

So much effort tho

[cosmic heart]

yeah that too of course

[runic cargo]

TNT Valorant on evxl.app

[cosmic heart]

before workout and after

[jaunty bough]

tyty

[humble goblet]

So worth it though

[cosmic heart]

before matters more than after i think

i was literally massaging my arm everywhere i could after workouts lol

[sour totem]

I don't even know what a proper stretching return is atp

[jaunty bough]

u def will go pro soon i can see it ngl

[sour totem]

Routine*

[jaunty bough]

gotta glaze rq

[sour totem]

No he won't

He doesn't want to

[cosmic heart]

uhh

stretch ur muscles

idk

[runic cargo]

yeah i do

[sour totem]

No you don't

[inner sorrel]

Hi guys, just joined excited to start my benchmarks to ease in to the VDIM routine is my plan though I am having troubles logging in to app.voltaic.gg

"{"code":500,"error_code":"unexpected_failure","msg":"Error creating flow state","error_id":"9ccebffc318af8ac-YYZ"}"

keep getting this error after clicking log in with discord ;c

[sour totem]

I know you better than you know yourself

[runic cargo]

im not sure

[cyan mantle]

#changelog

[humble goblet]

Site is having problems, if you use kovaaks evxl.app is a good alternative

[runic cargo]

im hoping to hit rad before i become 16 first then im gonna fully focus chasing pro

[sour totem]

I mean you could go t3 rn if you wanted to and that'd technically count

[inner sorrel]

Thank you for the quick response and and channel directions guys. Thank you!

[sour totem]

Besides would be valuable experience if you haven't been playing in team environments

Preferably you'd get t2 tho

[runic cargo]

i did a little premier

[cosmic heart]

go for t1 instantly

[runic cargo]

idk how i would find a t3 team though

[cosmic heart]

trust

[cosmic heart]

servers meant for it

maybe

[sour totem]

I cannot help you with that I'm horrid at val

[runic cargo]

pracc/

?

[jaunty bough]

if u need help hitting rad i think it's worth doing dopai's coaching or trick or Tdawg

i been using their shit for a while to hit immo 3

now im at a point where my game sense is decent but my mechs r dogshit

[runic cargo]

i dont think i can ever justify to my mum that dropping £200 on valorant coaching is ever worth it

[sour totem]

Valorant is a lil too hard for me

[agile arch]

i capped out at like d2 on val just got tired of sage nerfs

[cosmic heart]

no idea

im not in valo

[agile arch]

that char use to be wayyy less butt

[cosmic heart]

i once tried becoming a t3 r6 player tho

[sour totem]

I mean there's active radiants willing to at least try to give advice in val chat

[cosmic heart]

there were countless sources for it

idk how it is for valo

[sour totem]

Or people that have hit it and kept it*

[jaunty bough]

LMFAO nah i agree, im planning to get a coach once i hit immo 3 tbf

cause ive been hardstuck immo 3 for a bit

[sour totem]

Dude val chat had gone downhill

Used to be filled with goats

[jaunty bough]

vod reviewing aint helping anymore

[sour totem]

Now it's gold players arguing

[cosmic heart]

real

i can guarantee that

im gold in s5 rn

never getting plat on purpose

[jaunty bough]

gold players in val or voltaic lmfao

[cosmic heart]

both

lol

[jaunty bough]

😭 brutal

[humble goblet]

[runic cargo]

vod reviews so boring

i just watch rad vods every now and then when i dont feel like queuing

[sour totem]

Let me vod review you bro trust I'm goated

[jaunty bough]

ik ngl it's easier to get a coach to do it

[cosmic heart]

ts so real

for any game

i remember watching a cs2 vid and then i wanted to play it after

😭

[jaunty bough]

u gotta network in some way and get someone else to do it lmfao

[cosmic heart]

if u dont wanna do something just watch a vid of someone else doing it

[stark carbon]

Saw the coach in the advice section start their advice with "you suck" rofl

[jaunty bough]

lmfao

[cosmic heart]

hey its accurate most of the time

[runic cargo]

no i mean like a full match vod

[jaunty bough]

well if ur under asc

[runic cargo]

to see what they do differently

[cosmic heart]

yeah thats boring

mostly

but helps

for sure

[stark carbon]

I mean I expect more of community members lol

[runic cargo]

it is :(

[cosmic heart]

u can also vod review URSELF

to see what u can do better

[sour totem]

Why?

Genuine question

[jaunty bough]

yeah comparative vod reviews, that shit lowkey sucks to do cuz the rounds often turnout so diff

[stark carbon]

Rofl how is that even a question

[jaunty bough]

it's hard to tell where u went wrong

[stark carbon]

You can just write "you need to work on X"

[sour totem]

That's not answering the question I posed

[jaunty bough]

sometimes people need to hear the truth, if ur gold it's legit a skill issue

[sour totem]

Why do you expect more

There is no reason or basis for you too

[stark carbon]

Maybe I'm naive hoping members of community don't go around telling bad players that they suck lol

Why make the community like that

[jaunty bough]

better than giving them cope imo

[sour totem]

Im curious to see what message you mean honestly

[humble goblet]

I agree with you

[stark carbon]

They're already asking for advice it's not cope lol

[cosmic heart]

i mean they know theyre bad in some way they wanna know what specifically can be improved

[jaunty bough]

advice when ur under plat is to legit look up a youtube vidoe on how to get to plat

[cosmic heart]

so i guess expecting something helpful instead of u suck is definitely something

goes a long way

[jaunty bough]

people play all agents expecting to improve

[stark carbon]

They gave good advice afterwards but if you're an ambassador of the community why even say that stuff lol

[cosmic heart]

but if thats just a thing theyre saying to be funny who cares

like if the coach STARTS with tha

t

[jaunty bough]

free will

[cosmic heart]

and then they tell u why

who cares

[stark carbon]

Just thought it was weird that's all

[cosmic heart]

i personally would ignore the first fact then

[stark carbon]

and funny lol

[cosmic heart]

cus its accurate either way

😭

[sour totem]

No one is an ambassador of this community

[lament idol]

is the benchmark website down for anyone else?

[sour totem]

I think VT has ambassadors but they are not active in this server as far as I'm aware

[stark carbon]

Rofl lots of people represent the community lol

I didn't mean legit ambassadors

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/komugi-komaru-lick-love-cute-gif-5613433144804771044

[sour totem]

Is this your complaint?

[humble goblet]

Yes #changelog use evxl.app as an alternative if you are on kovaaks

[stark carbon]

Yeah just thought it was funny

[sour totem]

What is wrong with this? You just wanted more polite wording?

[stark carbon]

LOL

[cosmic heart]

it is funny tho

[sour totem]

I'm asking cause I'm genuinely curious

[stark carbon]

Why is it so controversial for me to say that kinda is poo poo telling someone they suck lol

[cosmic heart]

evil app is better anyway

[sour totem]

It's not controversial man

I'm just curious what makes you say that

Considering I don't think the wording is aggressive or ill-intented

[cosmic heart]

who cares coach ben goated

[stark carbon]

Tru

[jaunty bough]

yeah me too cause ngl some people needa hear it how it is

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-cat-gif-26653034

[stark carbon]

Bruh theya re in the advice section already lol

[humble goblet]

Dw I agree with you, I think being straight forward like that can be helpful but I feel it can be done in a nicer way

[rose night]

wheres evil ay

at

[stark carbon]

100%

[rose night]

i need a single request

how do i get in touch with evil

[sour totem]

Yeah but that's because you suck too

smh

[humble goblet]

[stark carbon]

There it is lol

[floral spindle]

@fallen slate I hurt my wrist, I was going to hit Astra on snake 8 different times but chocked last 3 seconds in almost all of em

Now my wrist is in tons of pain

Ggz

[jaunty bough]

so? there are such things as stupid questions 😭

[sour totem]

How are your scores recently anyways

static wise

Ik you've been grinding it

[crisp forge]

bro tore a ligament

💔

[floral spindle]

I won’t lie

[stark carbon]

From aiming???

[cosmic heart]

please dont touch evil plink plaza boy

that sounds scary

[sour totem]

You were punished by the astra council for attempting to break into their realm

[floral spindle]

I’m actually pissed

[cosmic heart]

very EVIL if u will

[humble goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/butterfly-dog-rage-bait-meme-gif-9175559818513666389

[floral spindle]

Fr LMAO

[sour totem]

I'm not trying to ragebait you bro

I promise you

[floral spindle]

8 chokes man

I’m kinda tired

[sour totem]

I am being an ass yes but I am curious how it's been

[floral spindle]

3 houes for nothing today

[sour totem]

Me everytime I touch static just to hit only one more target

[jaunty bough]

green color on the name but no Jade role hmm

larp larp sahur

[sour totem]

yeah I'm not good enough for jade unfortunately

I'm trying to get diamond comp rn

[floral spindle]

Bro

The problem is

I’m 15 points from Astra

[jaunty bough]

that's why we're here to improve 🫡

[floral spindle]

On snake

LOL

[humble goblet]

Improvement in some scenarios, not played bench scens a lot

[stark carbon]

How did you tear a ligament?

[cosmic heart]

what

[floral spindle]

And I’m averaging 3.9-4k 80% of the run

[floral spindle]

Didn’t

It’s a joke

[stark carbon]

ROFL

[crisp forge]

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[jaunty bough]

i think they were joking chat

[crisp forge]

WE GOT THE DRINKING N DRIVING MOBILE

GOD BLESS

[sour totem]

How's static feeling

I can't remember what you said but you were talking about it last night

[stark carbon]

I believed it cause my extensors were taking a beating from too strong forearms and fingertip grip lol

Had to physio that shit

[jaunty bough]

also how do we get a rank role in here lmfao

[fallen slate]

Take your time buddy

[sour totem]

Well once you heal you got that

Recover well

[fallen slate]

Trust it's not worth hurting yourself over

[sour totem]

#submissions

[jaunty bough]

i feel naked with no roles lmfao

[fallen slate]

This isn't true, no matter what you definitely learned something

You can see it as your floor being raised

[sour totem]

My floor feels the same height though 🤔

[stark carbon]

This mindset was huge for me

[desert meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eyes-eyeballs-cat-eye-emoji-eye-emoji-cat-looking-gif-9406810929029867845

[humble goblet]

Hmm mixed feelings, been improving a little, I want to improve static but it's gonna be such a grind so I'm thinking about just ignoring that shit and work on my strengths instead, will see

[stark carbon]

Static on glass has been quite the journey for me rofl

[fallen slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162294929586921492/1469348735547998272/ezgif-329afdd5694e025a.gif

[humble goblet]

Still gonna complete this week's static only (almost) grind

[sour totem]

Where is your static currently and what exactly feels wrong to make you say that?

[fallen slate]

I'm not even really playing today other than play testing stuff 👀

[sour totem]

I feel like I would notice if my floor randomly got higher

[floral spindle]

And then sink right down

[sour totem]

Would need to be catious exiting

[floral spindle]

Due to me not being able

To untense my wrist

[leaden sundial]

back to gym first time in a year

So weak

[floral spindle]

Hopefully

[sour totem]

How you feel

Yeah that sounds about right

[floral spindle]

Kinda got to me lowkey

But atleast I improved a lot on pgt

[cosmic heart]

yo jade ur a hater

[stark carbon]

Took 5 years off it's actually brutal

[cosmic heart]

i swear

[floral spindle]

So that’s a +

[sour totem]

How am I hater

I've done literally nothing

[cosmic heart]

😭

[lusty oasis]

u hate me

[leaden sundial]

i lost like 15lbs of mass + almost all definition

[lusty oasis]

:(

[sour totem]

What happened?

well besides the no gym like

[leaden sundial]

no gym lol

[lusty oasis]

can we start over jade

[sour totem]

were you not able to go gym for a reason?

[fiery flume]

I hate you too

[leaden sundial]

lost appetite when i stopped going

[lusty oasis]

ah shut up

[weak ridge]

should i aimtrain everyday or do i implement a restday?

[humble goblet]

So much is wrong with my static

[leaden sundial]

so good for my wallet

[stark carbon]

If you lost 15lbs of mass you were maxing the gym before holy smokes

[lusty oasis]

9 hours a day if u want to improve

[sour totem]

You can do it everyday but be wary of your wrist/hand health

[leaden sundial]

i dont gain weight unless im working out

[fiery flume]

start playing right now and do not stop or step away from your desk until you’re at least astra

[cosmic heart]

holy mog

[sour totem]

Dude I'm always hungry and the gym only makes that worse

[leaden sundial]

so i dropped from 165 to 140

[sour totem]

Oh boy what the fuck

[humble goblet]

[sour totem]

do you have vods up?

[cosmic heart]

thats 25 lbs

[humble goblet]

Tampio sheet jumpscare

[cosmic heart]

not 15

😭

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795361565737091074/1412263612701081732/Screenshot_20250901_223006_Discord.gif

[leaden sundial]

when i was lean i was soooo hungry

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1464017721560662027/IMG_3679.gif

it’s so bad we made it a gif

[lusty oasis]

😭😭😭😭

[humble goblet]

Not anything recent

[leaden sundial]

ye but i was perma bulking so lot of it was fat

[lusty oasis]

that'll be my sheet in two days

[desert meadow]

me to @hard stump

[fiery flume]

???? no it won’t

[cosmic heart]

what

[lusty oasis]

LMFAOAOAOOOO

[cosmic heart]

that sounds a little jeffy

[sour totem]

I feel like at this point you're just not applying technique icl

[lusty oasis]

ur so mean rei

[sour totem]

If you can get a recent vod that'd be quite nice

[fiery flume]

[lusty oasis]

dude

[sour totem]

Probably won't be able to help much considering my whole approach to static is purely based off of intuition and a little hint of understanding what's going on

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386540529965334569/1386795978199273746/EVIL.gif

[humble goblet]

I've tried re-learning static technique 3 times and it hasn't helped much so now I'm just trying to fix one thing at a time

[sour totem]

There's nothing really to relearn though?

[fiery flume]

there is

[sour totem]

Wdym

There really shouldn't be anything necessary to relearn

[fiery flume]

people can carry with them poor technique all the way into higher ranks, some of which requires unlearning

static is notorious for this

[sour totem]

Oh you mean that type of relearning

[humble goblet]

When I relearned first time I eliminated slow confirmations at least

[hard stump]

thanks man you really groomed my aiming to get me to this point

[humble goblet]

That shit was hard to get rid of

[hard stump]

dude this new keyboard is heavy as fuck

[sour totem]

You are just doing basic bardpill yes tampio?

[humble goblet]

My brain too slow

[leaden sundial]

yeah i put lead in it

[hard stump]

thanks bor

[humble goblet]

Trying yes

[leaden sundial]

np

[sour totem]

Dude you get a metal case

[hard stump]

i did

its like 5lb

[sour totem]

if you're playing later today shoot me a vod

[fiery flume]

tofu60 with da weight bar my beloved

[supple pier]

yo how do i track smoothly upwards

[idle fjord]

Is tampio grinding static again?

[supple pier]

i just be jumping

[leaden sundial]

gonna buy new earphones for da gym

[humble goblet]

Yes

[sour totem]

This might be troll but just try lifting your arm slightly

[idle fjord]

Incorporate your fingers

[fiery flume]

check your ergonomics and distance/height from desk

[runic cargo]

yeah...

[leaden sundial]

cuz my abs ones keep running away and also i lost them

[idle fjord]

This too

[cosmic heart]

or move ur whole arm up

[supple pier]

yheahg i do that but it just jumping

[runic cargo]

my accuracy will never be good

[supple pier]

im prema stuck under 3.8k

[cosmic heart]

be better

idk

[supple pier]

well arent you a smart one

[cosmic heart]

yes

[sour totem]

What are you playing even

[cosmic heart]

i am

[humble goblet]

I feel I have good idea of my problems in static it's just about how to fix them

[fiery flume]

no that’s me

[sour totem]

calling me a hater doing ts

[cosmic heart]

get better at smoothness

[cosmic heart]

shhhhhh

[sour totem]

Well what are your issues?

[cosmic heart]

u were justifying coach ben saying u suck

😭

[fiery flume]

mental restartation

[sour totem]

He literally said "you suck at periphereal reading"

that is not the same as going

[supple pier]

not the issue at hand </3

[sour totem]

"wow you blow"

[cosmic heart]

hey i didnt say he blows

[sour totem]

"anyways you can be better a periphereal reading"

[cosmic heart]

either

[idle fjord]

I felt like that was obvious

[sour totem]

I'm speaking in hypotheticals man

You're acting like he framed the message in a way to only say the person sucks

[idle fjord]

I try not to overextend my arm

[sour totem]

he actively said what the issue was

[cosmic heart]

alright fair

[idle fjord]

So I try to also use my fingers for vertical tracking, depending on the scenario

[leaden sundial]

how the hell even do that

[supple pier]

im trying to sit a bit lower and that seems to help a bit

[fiery flume]

wow jade you stink, anyways you could totally smell better if you showered once in a while

[stable haven]

hey guys, i ve requested for a radiant aimlabs rank and its been a week or so i think.. how long does it take?

[sour totem]

True I haven't showered today

[idle fjord]

Evil Napoleon Bonaparte

[fiery flume]

not surprised

[sour totem]

I shower weekly

It helps me ferment my aim

[hard stump]

its only like one guy that reviews the vods

[cosmic heart]

what the fuck

[sour totem]

why do you think I've been improving static so quickly?

[hard stump]

so it can take a bot

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-walking-with-green-cloud-green-cloud-fart-green-flare-guy-walking-gif-3522591878388276922

[clear trench]

first pb on fast dots

[cosmic heart]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-hi-smells-good-done-cooking-stinky-gif-13460406

[cosmic heart]

this shit is so funny

[idle fjord]

It's his aura

[cosmic heart]

yeah bro

green aura

[fiery flume]

and their name is jade

can you believe it

[cosmic heart]

it makes sense

[sour totem]

I wonder if I could push aimerz static to angelic

[cosmic heart]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989859230553112656/1322722056013615115/YFXEYwmm.gif

[humble goblet]

I'm practicing a lot on clustering rn since that's been slow, going at a constant pace even when targets are close, then the whole tension issue, I overtense and get overflicks and jerky landings, jittery micros, I go to lower tension for clusters now but struggle with that transition, I keep too much tension and f up clusters and then keep that low tension and start dragging instead of flicking when going for targets further away. Sometimes my flicks become arced and I've been told it's likely due to not utilising muscle groups correctly, there's more have to leave rn brb

[compact whale]

Listen to Candle ft. lil skele (prod. Guitarboi) by frvr&alwys on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/520c5oBTjWdxb0o16y

[cosmic heart]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-its-okay-pet-gif-10242949

it ok guys

[sour totem]

Can I be completely honest with you tampio

[cosmic heart]

ai ad

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376283855274639533/1379921887886446683/RDT_20250603_2025262783715516651381581.gif

[cosmic heart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332344161646415955/1468342261065580584/image.gif

why is a vt staff members name bunny

deadass

[desert meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1466751585328828562/IMG_3747.gif

[cosmic heart]

reminds me of THE ad oat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvAhPPejzBQ

[desert meadow]

vt bunny is the goat

[cosmic heart]

i have no idea who that is

i just know that bunni bunni bunni bunni

[supple pier]

3.8k is possible i go for it

[cosmic heart]

u got it

[desert meadow]

hang up the mouse

[cosmic heart]

what

[desert meadow]

it’s over

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[sour totem]

You're focusing on way too many issues that arguably do not currently do not matter for where you're at; they are things to be aware of and are issues to resolve but I feel like you could easily get master (probably even gm tbh) just off of fully focusing onto the basic bardoz method and letting the other stuff develop as you become more comfortable and consistent with the core bardoz tech

[cosmic heart]

alright bro'

it aint over

he got it

[desert meadow]

if you weren’t astra out of the womb

it’s over

[cosmic heart]

alright

[sour totem]

@humble goblet

[cosmic heart]

matty was iron out of the womb

brutal

[desert meadow]

matty is different

he’s like mrekk of aimtraining

[cosmic heart]

what are we even saying

😭

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-549184224117281305

[desert meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/bazingarompa-bully-kids-chihiro-chihiro-fujasaki-gif-18303456

[idle fjord]

Chat

[fiery flume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/614384090992476180/1222189023133564948/blocked_by_voltaic.gif

[idle fjord]

Do I cook tonight?

Or

[cosmic heart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325617943979233344/1420261295290318989/Adobe_Express_-_VID_20250922_221333_564-1.gif

[idle fjord]

Do I order taco bell again

[sour totem]

cook taco bell

[supple pier]

im so close 😭

[sterile yoke]

yo im new to the discord is there a help channel i dont see it

[supple pier]

need a better bot 2

and i got it

[fiery flume]

how close

[sour totem]

#resources or #advice ?

[sterile yoke]

ty ty

uhhh

its more of a technical problem i cant see my benchmarks scores

[idle fjord]

#1132068356355268769

[sour totem]

#changelog

[fiery flume]

use evxl app

[idle fjord]

Oh that

[sour totem]

https://evxl.app if on kovaaks

[idle fjord]

Only works if using kovaaks

[sterile yoke]

i am using kovasks

[stark carbon]

It's down today

[sterile yoke]

kovaaks

[idle fjord]

And Aim beast

[clear trench]

edging

[idle fjord]

I can say that too now

[fiery flume]

why would you use anything else

[sterile yoke]

fr?

[idle fjord]

Furry aim trainer

Warm up for static

And dynamic clicking

[stark carbon]

Yep happens once in a while killing me cause I hit a new rank but can't check

[sterile yoke]

i get some weird error page

[idle fjord]

Yeah

[sterile yoke]

i guess ill just wait then

[stark carbon]

yep everyone is

[supple pier]

fuckk dude my bot 1 is so good now

like 3.95k pace

[idle fjord]

Koah

[supple pier]

but my bot 2 is so bad

[sour totem]

literally just use evxl mate

[idle fjord]

Who is that creature in your avatar

[supple pier]

which avatar

discord

or steam

[idle fjord]

Discord?

Tf

Idk your steam

[sour totem]

bro doesn't know your steam

[supple pier]

alright i get it damn

[idle fjord]

Lmao

[supple pier]

😭

[sterile yoke]

checking it out rn

[weak ridge]

[supple pier]

??? it's just a character

[idle fjord]

You're precious

You don't know who?

[supple pier]

how didnt u ask about my old pfp?? 😭

[supple pier]

no

i dont

[idle fjord]

I didn't know your old one

Can you send me the image?

I just met you

Today

Hi

[fiery flume]

lol

[idle fjord]

What was your old one?

[clear trench]

damn

[idle fjord]

💀

[crisp forge]

some furry femboy maid shit

[idle fjord]

I'm sorry

[clear trench]

its other way for me

[supple pier]

this little ferret thing

[idle fjord]

YES

I remember now

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/komugi-komaru-lick-love-cute-gif-5613433144804771044

[idle fjord]

Idk

Red and black hair fires neurons for me

Also

@supple pier

[sour totem]

He just met you

[idle fjord]

I am very sorry

[sour totem]

?

[idle fjord]

My gf and I have been passing a cold back and forth

[sour totem]

?

[idle fjord]

So I've not been well

[fiery flume]

just get better

[idle fjord]

It's such a good design

[sour totem]

Have you guys tried quarantining to stop alternating sickness?

[fiery flume]

weak immune system

[sterile yoke]

meeo

[idle fjord]

This condo small af

[sterile yoke]

meep

[idle fjord]

Plus we share a bed

[sour totem]

I like platinum hair

[stark carbon]

I sleep on the couch when wife sick lol

[idle fjord]

The alternative is sleeping on the hardest floor known to man

We don't have a couch

💀

[sour totem]

Or well silver I suppose

[stark carbon]

LOL

[sour totem]

Any form of white goes incredibly hard for some reason

[clear trench]

if its bacterial it has nothing to do w immune

[idle fjord]

Miyabi from Senran Kagura

[sour totem]

bonus points if the white is tinged with color

[idle fjord]

Most of my OCs have red/black

Or

[sour totem]

many say sleeping on smth hard is beneficial soooooo

[idle fjord]

A white/blue

[sterile yoke]

wish i could get my hair to plat i have blonde highlights

[idle fjord]

No this shit is genuinely uncomfortable

It's not the comfortable kind of hard

This is the bone hurting kind

[sour totem]

I mean my characters color way is literally red/black with gold and silver accents

[tawdry musk]

equally red and black?

[idle fjord]

No

Not always

[sour totem]

Has to be more black than red imo

[tawdry musk]

my gf had black with red streaks

it was cool

[idle fjord]

This

[sour totem]

I don't want someone looking like todoroki

[idle fjord]

If it's mostly red then it has to have white

[sour totem]

Like no bro

this ain't it

[idle fjord]

Like as a secondary

I mean like

Tinges

I might dye my hair

Since I can do that now

[sour totem]

kanekis white hair with a lil black was fucking peak back in the day

[idle fjord]

Still is

[tawdry musk]

yes

indeedd

[sour totem]

speaking of kaneki

rize >

fucking mmmmmmmmm

[idle fjord]

Ayo?

Jade have you read Choujin X yet?

[hard stump]

how hard would it be to make my own usb c cable

[sour totem]

I don't do a lot of consumption of anime related things

So no

I don't even watch anime anymore

[hard stump]

heh normie…

[sour totem]

I read my shitty (well some are actually really cool) webnovels

[idle fjord]

Not worth it

[idle fjord]

Real shit

Thug shit

[hard stump]

the problem is i cant seem to find short ones

😭

[tawdry musk]

hmm same

[idle fjord]

They're usually not short, no

It's a job after all

[hard stump]

yeah i kinda need one like 3-4”

[tawdry musk]

aliexpress

[idle fjord]

Oh

Cables

[tawdry musk]

merging conversations

[idle fjord]

Why sho short

[tawdry musk]

dont shame

[jovial isle]

Is voltaic website down rn?

[idle fjord]

#changelog

Discord user moment

[idle fjord]

I found some on amazon

A - C

https://www.amazon.com/Umefly-Durable-Charging-Station-Compatible/dp/B08HT413RC

$8

[humble goblet]

Driving home will reply later

[cosmic skiff]

bro that little cat in ocerwatch is the most annoying agent ever

[dim sphinx]

y they add flying jeff to the game

sad times

[cosmic skiff]

flyingfasterthananycharacterinthrgameandhealsfromlowesthptomaxinliksecond

where are my spaces bro

discord lock in

[tawdry musk]

git gud

[cosmic skiff]

l ragebajt

[sour totem]

spoken like a true word

type of name dragons have in mythology

[tawdry musk]

ow and rivals are epitome of slop rn

[cosmic skiff]

no amount of skill will combat the fucking cat

[prime palm]

Goodnight chat

[cosmic skiff]

you can have the best tracking in the world hit straight headshots but it'll fly halfway across the map and heal in half a second anyway

[foggy willow]

is the website having issues only for me?

[idle fjord]

"agent"
I know what you are.

[cosmic skiff]

#changelog

[cosmic skiff]

yes I play valorsmy

[foggy willow]

I see

[cosmic skiff]

i hate valorsmt

[foggy willow]

Thanks

[idle fjord]

Deadass is a message in chat still visible asking this question

💀

[foggy willow]

Deadass don't care

[idle fjord]

Cared enough to reply lmao

[cosmic skiff]

what does this sentence mean

[foggy willow]

To scroll up

[idle fjord]

Put more effort responding than looking up

Habibi is cooked

[desert meadow]

🫩

[cosmic skiff]

cornball detected

[fiery flume]

why would someone come into the chat expecting someone else to have asked or answered their question before they even joined

[idle fjord]

I mean that's the purpose of the search bar function

But I mean it's just thinking, you're asking a question with the intent of having it answered which would require someone to have spoken about it before

Especially if it's a website issue

[fiery flume]

why would that require someone to have spoken about it before

just let bro ask the question

[idle fjord]

Then you would not get an answer and so why ask in the general chat

[idle fjord]

Did someone stop him?

[fiery flume]

[supple pier]

pgt too hard

not good enough

[idle fjord]

I'm just laughing at a situation that's stereotypically discord

[fiery flume]

ok bro

[ebon pewter]

!rank

[fiery flume]

hello ethan

[ebon pewter]

yo white boy

i still cant send gifs

[fiery flume]

noob

just gotta send more messages

[ebon pewter]

bru

is it level 5

[fiery flume]

yes

[ebon pewter]

!rank

[fiery flume]

let’s have a chit chat

[clear trench]

top 10 noobs

[fiery flume]

you’ll be high enough level by the end

[ebon pewter]

haha it went up like 15 sum

baby gyal

im gold comp

now

last time i was gold only

[fiery flume]

amazing

how do you feel

[brisk fossil]

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

[ebon pewter]

i feel like im about to ascend

clav

[fiery flume]

time for intermediate ethan

[ebon pewter]

zamn

[ebon pewter]

yes

[agile lily]

I feel unamazing

[ebon pewter]

im like 80% there for platinum

im coming for that shit

[supple pier]

which scens are u missing

[fiery flume]

this is a personal favourite message from you @brisk fossil

I think this deserves a gif

[ebon pewter]

uhm

[agile lily]

I took a whole week researching companies for a tradeshow for networking to potentially land clients

[ebon pewter]

i cant send images?

[supple pier]

speechbubble?

[ebon pewter]

all are 80% there

is it also level 5 for images

!rank

[fiery flume]

yes

[ebon pewter]

is there a place i can spam

[cosmic skiff]

why does every game have some crutch for shitty players

[fiery flume]

no

it has a timer anyway

[ebon pewter]

gg

theres no timer here

[cosmic skiff]

there's no game with just raw skill being the main factor

[fiery flume]

idk what the timer is but you can’t just level up from spamming

it’s hidden

[ebon pewter]

alr ig

[toxic haven]

because it's good game design when your goal is to retain a large player base

[ebon pewter]

gay

[fiery flume]

oh thanks, usually I’m the one whose forced to make the gif

[toxic haven]

if you design a game around being as competitive as possible people wont play it

[cosmic skiff]

voltaic needs to make a game

[toxic haven]

quake LG duels

[ebon pewter]

arent they?

[toxic haven]

diabotical

[idle fjord]

It took me too long to make this

[toxic haven]

hi?

time traveller from 2008

[idle fjord]

Are they?

[cosmic skiff]

is quake free 👀

[brisk fossil]

CAP THATS LIKE A C-TIER QUOTE OF MINe

[ebon pewter]

shi im bron from 2008

[idle fjord]

No

[hard stump]

woooo

[supple pier]

start ur clicking early for benefits or just crutch tracking then target switching

[fiery flume]

well I appreciated it

[idle fjord]

Quake live is like

$3

Tho

[toxic haven]

looks great

[brisk fossil]

The pleasure is all mine

[hard stump]

thanks man, youre so handsome

[idle fjord]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/282440/Quake_Live/

Steam

Quake Live

Developed in 2010 by id Software, Quake Live is a competitive, fast-paced arena FPS. In this multiplayer features-focused successor to Quake III Arena, enjoy the fast and furious action the series is known for as well as over 100 arenas developed by id Software and the community, career stats tracking and match history, and over 12 game modes.…

Price

$2.99

Recommendations

4175

[toxic haven]

❤️❤️❤️

[idle fjord]

Until the 15th

[toxic haven]

you too

[brisk fossil]

The goat

[idle fjord]

Where's Kendrick?

[toxic haven]

quake live has a dedicaterd playerbase of aimers still

[supple pier]

!rank

[toxic haven]

its pretty interesting

[toxic haven]

oh man you know what i miss? titanfall

[next jacinth]

how do i get the gold complete tag

[idle fjord]

Aim beast is free and there's aimbeast arena

[brisk fossil]

Im holding out for Diesel Knights

Please god

[cosmic skiff]

no it isn't

[fiery flume]

go to commands

and do a submission

[ebon pewter]

in anouncements theres project zeta idk

[idle fjord]

You right

[toxic haven]

oo i'll check this out

[idle fjord]

Tf am I talking about

[idle fjord]

Sponsor

[ebon pewter]

oh

[toxic haven]

crazy designs

[idle fjord]

Man

I still have PTSD

[ebon pewter]

no cake

[ebon pewter]

no play

[next onyx]

anyone else got a problem logging in the voltaic web app rn?

[brisk fossil]

Their kickstarter ended a few weeks ago and theyre full steam ahead with development

[hard stump]

now do i swap to custom keycaps now or do i play wow

[ebon pewter]

ye

[idle fjord]

Titanfall was a lot of fun when people decide to engage with the gameplay

[fiery flume]

yes it’s down, just use evxl app for now

[idle fjord]

#changelog

[toxic haven]

kickstarter oh no

[idle fjord]

If you use kovaaks yeah just use evxl

What's wrong with Kickstarter?

[hard stump]

kickstarter games have terrible rep

[idle fjord]

Kickstarter the company

Or

[fiery flume]

minds eye moment

[idle fjord]

Projects on Kickstarter

[next jacinth]

never played one

[next onyx]

thx for pointing that out didnt know that channel

[hard stump]

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