#no-mans-steak🥩
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Ha. I saw it instantly. And hated it instantly.
yeah yeah rub it in
Onion sus
This is #no-mans-steak🥩 though. Not #401847751249362945.
(re: Half's meme post that was deleted)
thank you V
Oranges and cool whip consumed 10/10 experience 
canned mandarin oranges are actually really good
These were fresh, but canned ones are alright. A bit excessively sweet tho
My grandma always made fruit salad, which had the typical fixings, Lotta random canned fruits and cool whip. Wasn't until I was in my twenties I realized all I cared about were the oranges. 
not bad in place of candy tho
Oh and strawberries
Yeah
100% better. Candy sucks.
Best fruit salad is bananas, strawberries, and oranges 
Sounds lovely.
yea
ever had canned peaches?
heavenly
i have and they are
Canned peaches. Nom. You guys making me crave stuff 
My mother eats canned peaches with cottage cheese. I like peaches. I like cottage cheese. Together? Nope. 
I tried it and i wanted to like it... but my tastebuds argued with me.
I got my kids to crave fresh fruit over candy. Well mostly. My daughter has a massive sweet tooth.
Tell her sugar is gonna make her teeth fall out. Be super serious about it, so when she loses teeth you can blame it on candy and tell her fruit brings them back. Problem solved she'll never want candy.

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does reptile taste more like fish or more like bird?
I need a bigger cheese board. 😂
Looks great! 
cheese!
Alligator tastes fishy. I haven’t tried other reptiles. 🤨
hmm
@vale kelp idk if you were curious but i had that chocolate wine and its very much more on the chocolate side; almost like a liqueur. Bit to oversweet to me but its not awful
Oooh still sounds interesting. Glad if's not "awful" 😆 Reminds me of my past critiques about some foods or scents, "there's worse out there" 
just too desserty and not enough fruitiness for me
Yeah, I know what you mean. Would have to drink it as a dessert liqueur sorta beverage. Tiny little glass lol
which is what i did i just had a tiny bit to taste it cuz i didn't feel like having anything last night besides los of water xD
Nice! Which reminds me. I need to drink more! h2O

def looking forward to eating some much less salty food tonite
Step three
Too many blueberries but oh well
Step four
looks good!
Tasty
Omg that looks amazing. Like omg.

It’s tasty
That’s the most beautiful one serving dessert on earth
Lmao "one serving"... no way in hell I'd be able to eat that much. Tiny little piece would be just lovely for me.
Aww It's your wife's birthday?
everything in your fridge looks vaguely familiar
The moment someone posts a photo and asks not to be judged I immediately zoom to mega resolution and inspect it pixel by pixel
Looks fine to me tho unless you’re keeping bread in the fridge
smoosh explain
I made a charcuterie sandwich.... basically everything we didn't finish on the board last night slapped into baguette.
It was just preventive
Carbonated coffee
I think Rhett and Link from Good Mythical morning were really diggin the idea of coffee mixed with carbonated beverages like coke.
I don't mind drinking the two side by side. Never mixed em tho.
Carbonated coffee sounds good.
birthday tomorrow and i htink i'm gonna treat myself to a chinese 😛
thanks
Happy birthday! 
I must also note you reminded me of the amusing expression, someone else (maybe you?) used here before. Is that a Bri'ish thing? As in, referring to Chinese food, as "a chinese"? 😆
Ps. Omg it was you!
<#off-topic-bond-james-bond message>
Lmao, thanks V
Happy birthday
@stuck palm happy birthday!
Thanks!
Happy Birthday!
Thanks!
Happy Birthday! 🥳
I just snuck cauliflower tater tots into my kids. They loved them. I'm going to count that as a win because it's hard to get them to eat veggies.
That's a definite win. Good job
Alot of little kids have different tastes and maybe don't take my next piece of advice since I've never not loved veggies but maybe try those sweet veggies
They’ll voluntarily eat edamame, corn, and sometimes broccoli. But the rest I hide in other foods.
I found banana almond milk at the store today. I'm tickled to bits about it. 
into your kids?
I used to have banana almond smoothies almost every morning before going to college
unless this is "almond milk" with banana in it
that’s what i assumed
Got them to eat them voluntarily.
i meant kind of like the way it was worded 😳
making my buffalo wings finally xD
and the wording hardly matters; its about food so it belongs here; whatever else you're trying to make it into @lunar gulch
lolol i get it
good 😁
banana obscures bitter, which reduces the need to sweeten it in some respects
Unsweetened almond milk tastes bitter to you? Huh.
No, but I'm not a good test candidate for "american sweetness levels", so I suppose I should go test this and see if I'm confusing almond and soy.
yes?
Ah got ya. Yeah, I do see how unsweetened soy milk (especially depending on brand) could be a little more off-putting than unsweetened almond milk. I say "off-putting" cuz I'm not sure if I remember it tasting bitter. I've noticed that with all non-dairy milk products, brand plays a factor. One of my favorites I'd recommend is "Califia Farms Unsweetened Pure Almond Milk." Silk is another one I enjoy.
Now that looks good
It is rather yummy. 
That def looks yummy. Must be awesome for smoothies.
To be honest I put a tiny bit of sweet cream creamer in it and it was perfect. It's also amazing with my banana cereal. 
It is slightly thick, probably perfect for milkshakes and smoothies, but I don't really enjoy super thick or chunky drinks.
I was a bit bummed about eggnog being gone, since I use it for my banana bread. But this is probably the perfect substitute.
🤮
I cooked more eggs because I'm boring and unoriginal
eggs are always exciting and original
and rice
quick note, gotta be careful with butter/grease/whatever I use to make the eggs not stick to the pan, too much and it'll start popping at you
never considered coconut oil because coconut makes me sick, but I can at least give it a shot
healthy, doesn’t really taste too coconuty
I hope it doesn't
nothing against healthier alternatives but coconut is actually revolting to me
i understand
I am making salmon tommrow
i thought only salmon could make more salmon
pretty deep
so not in shallow water then, got it
yeah
til
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
nice
I think, curry chicken for lunch.
had a chicken n stuffing sandwich
I had unsweetened soy milk last night, I heated it up and added some sweetener. Got it from the asian market, so it was straight up old fashioned soy milk. I like vanilla Silk, but the other brands don't appeal to me.
Hrmm, Mexican tonight. Just have to decide, Shrimp taco or enchiladas
The recipe is dead simple, but tasted pretty good despite that. The only ingredients I used that weren't fresh were tomatoes.
It's even better the day after. Pair it with kulcha and you can make a couch potato out of anyone.
So good
My wife used to get fresh cooked food every day. Makes me jealous knowing that I've been raised on a diet of shitty western foods.
where is my daily dabbawala dammit
My dad dropped off a Hakkan style bento box for lunch. I have no idea where he got it.
sus
picious
pico
de gallo
that's gorgeous
It's not the best looking bento I've ever had but I have to say it's delicious.
im not sure if it fits here but i made a smoothie with a lot of spinach, a lot of grapes, and some pear slices
it was tasty i recommend making it
you cant really taste the spinach but it's the main ingredient
@deft topaz it absolutely belongs here c: go nuts with recipes of all sorts here
it is a very good smoothie
my lazy ass just ordered Torchy's
as is my usual Wednesday, pre-D&D stream tradition
🔥
i stocked up on soup the other day and i live off of that now
I made dal makhani again for tonight. Whole house smells like ghee and cumin.
i got some milk tea to drink at home
and as soon as i stuck the straw in
my dad magically appeared and now its his milk tea
smh
we dont use ghee here, none of us in the fam like it at all with just minor exceptions
also today afternoon I wanted a big brunch so I made sandwiches with cut up hot dogs in them (didnt have the usual buns)
It felt lackluster because no veggies so I thought I'll add a dill pickle
man did I regret that
whole thing tasted of pickle and nothing else
Pickles are evil. They ruin everything.
im not a fan of pickles
Good.
😠
You can have them all. 
Freaking texture on those things 
and the smell.
And the taste.
I actually did enjoy a steak finally so I'm done to 4 dislikes
pickle fan here 🥒
related, the health benefits of pickling and fermentation are a bonus
never punch a cyclops in their only eye
One Punch Pickle
:< you don't play Monster Hunter?
i do not but maybe one day
Well anyways thats the Deviljho. Best pickle.
I still like actual pickles
butter and dill varieties
although i prefer dill
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yearly reminder for everyone here to try a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. it’s amazing, prolly my favorite thing
maybe?
try
👌
👌
what kind of pickle
dill-icious
lol good pun
currently dill sandwich slices and some dill baby wholes
@weak mantle did you mean dill?
this is important distinction
dill are fine yeah. sweet pickles is not as good as the more sour, salty ones
for that sweet and salty combo when combining with pb
ok got it
What did Dave eat today?
Nommmm! 
better than my moms food lol
I made fried noodles in the iron wok. The kids ate everything. 👍
very young broccoli rabe, hasn’t really blossomed yet but had to do some thinning in the ole garden
What did your mom make for dinner
Oops
Wrong reply
What did your mom make for dinner
@lunar gulch was it squash soup?
Was it smooth and opaque?
Mmmm butternut squash soup sounds good actually.
it was thick lol
i had to add water when she forced me to eat it
did it have curry in it? XD
well no but i eat it any other day
we are theorizing butternut squash
Cronus the Titan Hamster ™️
Isn’t that a Bruno Mars song?
i have no idea
Versace on the floor
Deaf chef cooks well
What is?
shitted on the floor?/
cow poo for dessert
cow pie
buffalo chip
Black beans cooked in arrabiata sauce with onion and jalepeno, eggs poached in that. Pickled red onions. Sliced chicken thighs that were finished with a grind of garlic, black pepper, szechuan pepper, and butter.
excellent
Yes it is! I do that all the time
It's almost 8.30 pm and I haven't even started on dinner.
had ramen yesterday 🙂
i leave out the packet and use chicken broth with soy sauce, white vinegar, garlic paste, brown sugar and some chili paste if i want it spicy
Tiny bit of Brown sugar, tiny bit of soy sauce, no sodium chicken broth, water, sesame oil, and the flavor pouch 
Not gonna lie. It looks like something pooped in your food.
10/10
But they are fermented black beans
Dunno how I'd feel about food I've prepared or eating, I'd share on here, being called poop or dog shit.
Different strokes for different folks. If you don't think it looks appetizing, abstaining from personal opinions is also an option. Just a thought.
sorry i'll probably calm down a bit next time lol
👍
I had a rabbit so it reminded me of his lil black dumplings. Anyways I never thought the food looked bad. I'd eat it without question 👍
And all my food normally looks bad So if I ever post pics feel free to tease me 
Lmao I never thought about rabbit dumplings. That's pretty hilarious.
Fudge. I just ate my meal and should've taken a pic.
It was a boring meal though. Hah.
Egg on toast. But scrumptiously deeeelicious. I 🤍 eggs 
Oh I love that. I don't know if this is odd
but I also put honey on it
Like just a tiny bit
Ooh that's interesting. I've never tried honey on eggs. But it kinda makes sense how having syrup mixed in with eggs can happen when eating pancakes and eggs for breakfast. Honey's so yum. And healthy too.
🍯
I used Ham at first with it, but tbh I dont like salty meats. I realized I just liked the slight sweetness from honey ham. So I cut out the disgusting meat and kept the honey. 
I've never had pancakes and eggs together. I normally hate my food touching. Drives me nuts.
I'm even picky about gravies touching multiple food items on my plate. My liquids need to stay still.
Fried Chicken and Waffles covered with hot honey is great
ooo hot honey pork chops, maybe I'll do that for dinner tonight
@vale kelp took a while to bake but there it is 😄
I would have said rabbit shit
well id just end the convo
That. Looks. Scrumptiliciuous!!!!
How was it?!? Mannn, I'm hungry again 😆
waiting for it to cool and i'll let you know 😄
I'd be soooo impatient if I was you lmao You waited over two hours for this, no? 🤣
Did you used fresh cream, milk and cheese to make the yellow top part ?
like 3 
smoked sausage, poached eggs and beer cheese on sour dough
omg its amazing 😭
Yay! So glad it's as delightful as it looks. Not that I had any doubt.
im so cozy now 
quichey
Egg tarts are a variant of sweet-egg that takes a more custard-vanilla path, but I never thought of doing them as maple-egg or honey-egg tarts until this. Meadowfoam honey smells like marshmallows, I bet it would make it amazing. Good point, thanks!
Wow. Meadowfoam honey?
I've never head of it. Nom!
Meadowfoam! Apparently an Oregon thing that I never knew about until I moved away.

bright
smells like marshmallows sounds super interesting actually; maybe easy to get too cuz its just south of me :3
Glory Bee sells it
It isn’t reliably in the stores further south here but it should be an easier find for you
My Costco sold bags of real deshelled sprouted pumpkin seeds. They're awesome. I toast them with a little herbs and olive oil, great snack.
Yum
TBD
To be devoured? 
Or to be digested?
I guess it depends if it's already been consumed... 
Fin
i don’t
Soy-Miso, Soy-Ginger, Soy-Garlic, those standards work well for salmon
Reminded me of the "soy chorizo" meme lol
you are salad
I HAVE NOTHING FOR SALAD
I have feelings for salad
why do I have nothing but fucking SAUCES IN THIS FRIDGE
You can make a sauce smoothie
1 part fish sauce, 1 part soy sauce, 1 part mustard, one part strawberry sauce, one part ketchup, one part chocolate sauce 🤤
Add two cups of ice and blend on high for thirty seconds
I made more stir fried noodles.
But was there sauce
im so proud of myself today
i made a perfectly soft boild egg
i probably wont do it again cuz it was a little wastefull of the gas
you do the 1/4" steam method?
I ordered Wing Snob today
and I think my roomie got me a salad
so woo sort of health
idk what that is but what i did was make the water to boiling then reduced heat to a simmer. placed eggs in for 3 mins then transfer egg to cold water
I missed this, sorry. Basically you take a small pot that has a lid. Add 1/4-1/2" of water to it (about 1cm). Bring it to a boil, when it hits a boil, put the egg in, then the lid on. about 6 minutes to soft boil, 7ish to mid-boil, about 10 for hard
I'm eating coco pops at three am that my friend poured un-popped popcorn into
It is much jaw ouch
then why are you eating it
why would they do that that is evil
the plus button
there is no plus button on the left?
weird
mebe i need to be a role other than normal
you need to be more experienced before the channel will let you
k
you'll change to a new color when that happens
thx
when you are here long enough you forget that it time/use based 🤦♂️ oops
Going to go get some Taiwanese food to go tonight. I love the one restaurant we have in the area. All the 'Americanized' chinese food is kinda pricey, but the real Taiwanese food is much cheaper. But they don't hide the 'second' menu like some places, it's all there, with English, but people just don't order it as often if they're not Asian.
Familiar rank for photo perms, it's level 5 @pseudo phoenix
Wow I'm way late. Sorry...
Thanks!
yeah the lack of auto scrolls trips me up all the time
Same
thanks for the inspiration smoosh
That looks scrumptious! Nom!
tasty!
Look depressing, taste amazing:
Tuesday night fried potatoes
Although everything here looks amazing, this probably doesn't really compare, but it does taste good
I love cheesy scalloped taters.
Or curried fried potatoes. _
Or fried with paprika and onions... Ok I just love potatoes.
potatoes are great
the only time i don’t really care for em is when there’s a huge pile of diced fried potatoes with breakfast
How would you like a cookie in these trying times?
Yes
is that cookie laying on your bed sheets
A clean cookie laying on clean bedsheets
I'm so upset. The store stopped carrying Banana Almond milk. I'm gonna die. 
I think it might have been discontinued
Target still has some
No idea what your local stores are
Good luck :/
I wanted to try it but I’m not sure where it is here now
It better not have! It was their only sweet one that didn't have added sugars
It was just sweetened with bananas. I am so sad

😦
Its still listed on their website. Looks like there's several stores that might carry it. I'll just have to go on a hunt next week.
looks yum plus healthy
i could eat rice every day 😄
broc star
i embrace all rice varieties
can we just agree here that lima beans should only be served as prison food?
Giant Lima beans are the best to use for pork and bean stew
i second this. no rice=no normal meal
OMG SAME 
I can't attach my food pics.. smh
soon ™️
uh food spam incoming
Have to get the level 5 Familiar rank
No.
That's how you get to post pictures 🤷♀️
You get xp by chatting
seaweed salad yum
i love seaweed salad
It looks so damn tasty!
OMG. Red bean ice cream!!!
And sushi. And seaweed salad. Heaven. Sigh. 🤤
Yes. Check your .xp in #bot-spam. Level 5 (Familiar role) gives you access to image uploads.
@vale kelp under it was green tea ice cream
Nice
Omfg!!!!
Heaven VIP level then. Two of favorite ice cream flavors. I'm soooo jelly! 
Asian Christmas
Ice cream mochi balls would turn that into...nsfw heaven territory I guess. 
I
mochi ball ice cream. Sigh. I heart a proper japanese restaurant meal. Mannn, now I'm craving all of that.
Our DMs wife made this
lunch bento is yum
Super amazing cheesecake <3
IT was so good
edible plate
You fold it
Looks like 80% of the stuff would fall out when folded lol
I'd defo eat that
Add hash brown then it's 11/10 for me
Gotta have the life shortening double carbs
Mmmm I like sweet arepas with a thick slice of mozz.
I had Salata for the first time today
why did no one tell me salads could be delicious like what the fuck
I'm pretty sure I have
besides you, that's why I got the Salata today
well, and Wolf and Brenna were already getting it, so I was like "$10, surprise me?" and he was like "down"
Glad you've seen the light 😊
I expected it to be less delicious than it ended up being, like fuck me that was good
won't be calling salads "rabbit food" anymore like some plebian
Welcome to the salad gang u pleb
'salata'?
yum
probably gonna have the other half of my thai ginger wrap for breakfast xP
My favorite dish at the Cheesecake Factory... is the Factory Chopped salad. (I don't really care about cheesecake.)
cheesecake seems pointless tbh
i don't hate the taste
but it is not a sublime experience
it's sweet cheese
Last night my hubby and I were snacking on some cheese. The only ones he usually eats are manchego and cheddar. "Man, this chedder is awesome, this is my new favorite." Me: "That's not cheddar. That's a tequila bellavitano." Him: "That explains the different flavor." Me: "You'll understand one day." 😆
lol
I think I'd like cheesecake more if it was made with cheese
beescake
that looks good
I concur. With the sole exception of a proper cheesecake I once had in NYC's Little Italy, called Sicilian Ricotta Cheesecake...also known as Torta alla Ricotta or Torta di Ricotta. 
Meant to reply to this. Agh.
i'm all for getting an authentic experience 🙂
so the jerky was made by cutting slices of beef, marinated in steak sauce and other savory stuff
and dehydrated for 8 hours
Ricotta cheesecake is quite common around here, but I'm only half an hour outside of NYC.
I have the instapot airfryer/dehydrator/rotisserie thingy. We use it almost everyday. Yes, I have made jerkey in it too.
Nom. To me that's a proper cheesecake. The only truly enjoyable cheesecake in the world lol
Yeah, the Cheesecake factory ones are just mushy sugar paste. Most of the time I don't even order dessert there.
firecracker rolls 👍
Just had crispy chicken with egg fried rice 👌
katsuuuuuu
They stopped making those over here! I was so pissed.
Oh dang
Did a nice salmon dish tonight
Butter, garlic, lemon and parsley sauce thingy
Rice on the side (we have no potatoes) and some green beans
Wow. That sounds like one of my favorite meals. Especially cuz of the salmon and the rice.
Salmon's so healthy for the brain too 
Cuz of them omegas 
Pb and choco?
Care to explain situation? Lol What is it?
And why is it on... a table?
¯_(ツ)_/¯ looks like cookie dough on baking parchment to me
Huh. Very insightful. Ren's guess about pb sounds right. And cookie dough sheet, on the table? So you'd place the cookie sheet in the oven without any other thing holding it? Confused.
This should be no-mans-fry-puzzles 

Now I'm craving whatever turns out from it. I wanna see the result @tired stump 
So that gets refrigerated?
what is an idiot oven?
Fridge optional
Waifu likes it soft
👀
She made it by the way, I just swirled peanut butter into my half
are you sick?
That bread needs a tan 
It's currently getting one
howbownow
oh it's a salton sandwich maker
or w/e brands you have
my polish fren has one of these and uses it all the time
Will do
👊
Golden delicious and red delicious are worst
Eating a red delicious apple is like having a sloth shit directly into your mouth
Golden delicious is like wet sand that can’t decide whether it wants to be perfumed or flavorful
preach
i honestly don't know what honeycrisps ever did to hurt anyone
unless it's a country/regional quality thing
They’re really acidic and sweet but not sour, so if you want something like a green apple, they go off course
Insert one bad apple jokes here
My parents brought me another lunchbox. I feel like a little kid again.
aww how nice
is it at least a bento 🙂
Yes!
Don't know what's in it this time. The crazy part is that there's a baggie full of Taiwanese pineapple cakes and a tray of cookies. They spend every phone call checking on how I manage diabetes but then they send me all these sweets? Kind of a mixed message there.
oooh. My hubby wants us to make chow fun noodles.
nice
Omg. Mochi? Did you say mochi???? Will you share pics plz? 
hopefully they will look something like this 🙂
that was from march
we got kind of burnt out on them, thus the smaller batch this time
looks fluffy
They are actually chewy in the middle
Similar to a canele
I’ll post a cross section when they are done
damn
Mnn I want 
Smol potat
i would love to take a food trip to nyc (if not covid or so expensive and far 🙂 )
i was driving distance to a momofoku and they closed it 😮 😭
almost everything food wise is shut here unless they do deliveries :/
take out is open here since we're all so widely separated by surface area and farmland anyways
but no sit-down at all
it sucks, usually go out for my birthday for like a meal but had to stay in this year
Yeah it’s all take out only in NYC unless you want to eat outside in the freezing cold. 😓
OMG the new sealer is amazing, I'm doing 5 day galbi in 2 days next week!
squeezy
that is a nifty food compress there. is that cheese?
It looks like tteokbokki?
How we keep onions from last fall's Harvest for almost 10 months. Shay Myers walks you through the dome arch storage buildings explaining the checks and balances of storing onions for the long term.
Woah, 10 months??
Can someone give a rundown of what is said? I deleted youtube from my phone
there are 38F refrigerated air vents pushing cold air upwards with 120 horsepower of fans generating positive pressure beneath the onions
Oh that is really neat.
@lofty bolt @trail meteor Sorry I got distracted. That's baby carrots, Aleppo pepper, butter, ground ginger, salt, black pepper. Just Sous Vide that for 90 minutes and then can throw it into the fridge for up to about 2 weeks. Just open it up into a hot pan, 5 minutes later you have near perfect glazed carrots
Yum
That sounds good to me, but my kids maybe not so much.
OMG i want
i have a feeling it goes in something else but like
i'd be cool with just that
that looks like a lovely dinner
No that’s it
As enchilada sauce
Add*
I didn’t have any tortilla chips to smash up in there
ahhhh! then its wonderful
Salad gang represent
makes me wanna go shopping and get a bunch of stuff to make that
in fact im putting this stuff on my list 😋
Awesome! 🥗
Cross section tbd
they look tasty
Yummmm
if there was ever a mass discord meetup i'm nominating Smoosh to handle the food
Better shot
I’m certain that deaf chef is a better cook, I just post more 😉
But thanks 😊
ye we used to buy these 'square' sausages and were so good
Another to be devoured 
Glutinous rice flour
Dark brown sugar
Butter
Evaporated milk
Coconut milk
Vanilla
it just keeps getting better
Augh yummm
i want to try that
sounds bloody amazing
I just realized that Mochi cake is exactly like what I grew up eating except my mom puts azuki beans in it and cuts them up like brownies.
so we cook here?
you can show any food pics here
or share recipes
any food related thing is cool here
My oatmeal fought back this morning
Macaroni salad time
have fun
In a few minutes I'm gonna post some relatively mediocre Costco pizza and a relatively mediocre Costco hotdog
thank you
"spicy prawns, are you sure that's a good idea?"- my flatmate, 2021
drools
Well just got the instapot. Threw in beef short ribs, wintermelon, garlic, ginger, green onions, salt, msg, wakarame seaweed, water, korean bone broth, and hit 'meat stew'. I guess we'll see what happens.
thicc
Love my ip
Yes, wintermelon is a gourd that is herbaceous, not sweet.
oh okay
very unique
Very common in asian cooking. You can buy it in one slice like in the picture, not the whole melon. The thing is huge.
i’ll have to keep an eye out in the US
Asian markets will have them. I'm in NJ.
Wife made pudding
im so pro i can make pudding with jello mix 😎
aayy
She also uses mix and then doctors it up
yee
I've had pav bhaji the past 4 nights and I don't regret it. So good.
Am hungry now :’(
😋 🍴 😋
wat is
Pav bhaji. It's Indian street food, usually served with a soft bread roll.
Just ignore the tag line, I’m sure they’re tasty and delicious snacks
Apparently there’s an entire line of these
They just look like tasty biscuits to me though
dat tagline tho
leeks
baby bok choy*
looks tasty
Yeah, it's pretty good (and easy to make) 🙂 https://www.vegrecipesofindia.com/pav-bhaji-recipe-mumbai-pav-bhaji-a-fastfood-recipe-from-mumbai/
Although I would omit the peas and beans.
Interesting
Interesting but hate beans and peas. 😅 I like most other Indian food.
that looks incredible
dude i literally threw noodles, bok choy, and beef together lmao
still looks good lmao
yes, nice colors
if you remove beans and peas then is it even indian food anymore 😔
also funny enough I dislike Mumbai's pav bhaji because the pav is tiny and the bhaji literally has nothing else except peas
the one mom makes at home adds a variety of veggies and mashes them
carrot, potato, peas, cauliflower
Well, that particular recipe calls for green beans.
I could do without peas, because it's hard to find good fresh food here. Used to be easier for covid, but it's hard to get out to fresh food markets.
Usually they're the frozen variety, which is too salty.
"curried veg mash with bread"
i have leftover pizza dough...gon make ciabatta with kalamata olives
You could make a dough man 👀
Looks good
I like crispy n soft, so to me thats a good brown 
👌👌
Yeah not bad
i would have gotten a little more height if i put it in a smaller pan
tbh the only smaller pan i have is a high sided loaf pan so idk
I'm jealous. 
We have random men over banging on everything, so I'm too afraid to leave my room. No food for me.
I realize I could have worded that better.
We're having a fireplace removed.
agreed 😉
As long as they’re invited
If it were uninvited guests that would be scarier than hunger 😦
Need more olive oil. 😄
it goes fast
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ovo
Cool song. However, wrong channel. As this channel's topic description states, it's for sharing food. Feel free to share music in #other-games. Thank you for your cooperation going forward.
Loaf of meat?
Yeah Meatloaf
Nice
Nice
Wow. That looks so professional. When's the stream? 
L’meow
No streams
I was jazzed that I learned how to air fry tortillas to make crispy tortilla shards
more like when's the buffet for us 
I'm cooking something that isn't Indian food for a change
bulgur pilaf, that is
Amazing how much stuff you can accumulate over the years. My wife loves to shop for extra stuff while I'm fine to buy only what we need. Drives me nuts.
Thicc boi
Bredd
Those are special!
Made pancakes this morning. I should have posted a picture!
@topaz shard How did you make the batter? I usually go with a combination of rolled oats, eggs and bananas.
I may or may not have completely fucked up dinner
And we definitely didn't have a tube of pringles each for dinner instead
We made ABOLT's for dinner
so i like mine mixed with apples and cinnamon but unfortunately i didnt have any apples nor cinnamon when i made mine so the pancakes in the pic are just sad plain ones
That's actually why I prefer making the healthy pancakes. Even if you're missing toppings, its got flavor.
You know what's even better than pancakes though?
Strawberry balsamic pizza 🤤
Might sound disgusting but it's actually not
ive never tried banana pancakes before
you dont mind if i steal your recipe?
oats, banana, eggs, milk sounds really good
It's actually not my idea so sure, steal away 😄
There are several variations of it online
"well it still dont matter for im calling cps"
lmfao
oh god part two
you know what whenever I feel like eating junk food I'll watch this as a deterrent
"This the damn Addams family up in this house"
Reminder: this channel is for actual cooking and food discussion not intentionally disgusting weird memey stuff.
Keep those where they belong
I ate food today.
Chicken cordon bleu.
It was alright.
Gonna drink otter pops later.
Ooh that sounds good
@fair siren Fair enough. Was late for me and I forgot about the rules. 😞
Step one (not really)
@tired stump Pulled beef?
Step two 😛
Pork butt
What is that called?
lookin GOod
that's a good looking yolk 🙂
Nice.
can i post anything food related here
tentatively, yes
Well mcdonalds spicy nuggets are coming back
interesting
how would i post a photo of food i have made
get to lvl5
Ok I can do that
you can dm to me and i'll post it in the meanwhile (if it's not shitposty 😉 )
ok thank you
might be the best grilled cheese ive had; smoked cheddar and smoked gouda 🤤
the spicy nuggets were back
then they went away again if i recall correctly
i enjoy them, but think they could use some improvements
no but they are coming back again
Bonus instant pot meal: pork adobo
mm
regular bbq instead of korean bbq and regular (american) cole slaw instead of asian slaw
Now that I've broken in the instapot, I'm wondering if I should do a congee in it. 
i do congee in my zojirushi but the "pudding" setting maybe?
porridge button
not pudding
oh..follow-up...that honey mustard dip in the upper left was from scratch 😛
Pudding button. Everyone needs a pudding button somewhere. XD
Is there anything I can rustle up with basically just veg and potatoes?
Not necessarily instant pot either
Last pork meal
Looks great 
Thanks!
Clair wanted mexican and my head hurts to much to cook. So we got Moe's lol
Nice 
We had a Moe's not too far away, but we have several real Mexican places run by little old grandmas in the area that it just died.
Killed by Abuelitas: The Tragic History of Moe's in New Jersy
Instapot congee needs more tweaking, but the kids have pretty much eaten the whole thing so I guess it works. XD
chicken/green onion?
Pork, ginger, kombu, dashi, white beef bone broth.
Doing pulled pork in the instant pot
Oh nice!
pulled pork is amazing with some bbq sauce
Update: it was gorgeous
Easy to do and tasted just brilliant
My housemate's instant pot is now my new obsession I think
Gonna make instapot char-sui pork belly soon.
gonna have to finish them in the oven
Peanutbutter n honey sandwich + cup of banana milk 
man that is fantastic news...i think i have 5-6 things i make now with it so let me know if you want meal ideas
Thanks! I'm trying a stew/ casserole thing tomorrow
Making oxtail stew with white radish and wakame.
Oxtail soup is quite nice
You can get it canned here in the UK. Not sure about elsewhere
Never seen it in a can. o.o My kids like my stew though, they're both on their third bowls of it poured over somen noodles.
It sounds yummy
Hey all
I'm new to cooking and would like to learn how to please Gordon in the anomaly
Or whatever his name is. I call him Gordon cause he's so similar

This channels more for actual food @molten crypt, as far as I'm aware. You're better off asking for some help in #nms-questions, even with food.
Oh...ok
:(
Sorry
It just looked like it'd be the NMS cooking channel
No worries 
Just gotta add the meat and toss it and viola
yeah there's purple onion; no corn cuz i dont put corn in tacos
obviously if i made it and you were here to try it i'd leave out onion; but i like onion and put it in most things i make for myself 😛

Ground beef or turkey, tbh I kind of prefer turkey
Whenever I eat beef it murders my stomach 😔
turkey
Awesome 
its more about the spices you put in it; but yeah im not a big fan of beef either as Ive said before 😛
Yeah, I remember you saying you don't enjoy steak.
For the most part yeah though I did enjoy the last ones i had
my dad should get a nobel prize lol
beef tenderloin
they were small enough cuts too cuz i hate like plate sized chunks of meat
i just seared them on both sides and then finished em in the oven
per my dad's suggestion
Yeah, tenderloins are one of the better cuts, at least in my opinion. There's plenty of cuts I dislike 
Rib eye is probably my favorite.
my big thing is I don't like huge pieces of meat by themselves on a plate
well... its complicated
cuz i like fried chicken and that's what that is; but honestly boned chicken isn't THAT much when you get down to it especially drumsticks which are my fav
Yeah, there's hardly anything on fried chicken.
I like dark meat chicken, but the white meat is just.. meh.
to make white meat palatable i am usually doing one or several of pounding, brining, seasoning, flouring (i'm not much for dredging and battering or deep frying)
the easiest for me is to pound, brine, then braise in water or chicken stock...best for dicing into salad or just mixing in a sauce
Man i wanna learn how to make fajitas now
i wanna slather that all over my body and grow my tongue so long that it wraps all over
Yo Zug!
hey how’s it going Nate
Not too bad dude, been better but getting there.
I made some toasted burrito wraps a few weeks ago too
And chicken fried rice
those look great. nice and thick
And some toasted cheese and ham sandwiches with wholegrain mustard mayo
!
Those wraps were badass, kinda made them like Taco Bell crunch wraps but I used corn chips in them
man now i miss culinary
These are my snacks
I made a katsu curry sauce so that I could finish off some nuggets in the freezer too
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