stardew-valley

[fleet siren]

sebastian vet

[obsidian topaz]

sebastian pog but haley is pogger

[agile pier]

Both 🗑

[placid fable]

No, Haley ≠ Mayo! Mayo = Mayo!

[hushed nebula]

Sebastian stans after watching him not move for 5 hours (he is so hot)

[hushed nebula]

is mayo a W or L sauce

[agile pier]

Fr

[obsidian topaz]

guys we've established this

haley = mayo

[placid fable]

W or L sauce?

[hushed nebula]

yes facts right der

[hidden viper]

what's the best way to get fiber?

[rain bane]

In no way at all. She is not a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag and she is not busting it down sexual style. So no Haley not goated with the sauce

[hushed nebula]

swipe grass

[hidden viper]

Obviously

[hushed nebula]

also fiber seeds

[quaint prism]

if you have no more fiber things in your farm go to the mines

[distant sphinx]

Grow it

[quaint prism]

go around 80 and 90ish

[cunning pewter]

Fiber grinding in the mines, levels 15-25 and 80+

[obsidian topaz]

mayo 👍
haley 👍

so the natural course of logic would provide us to believe that
haley = mayo

[quaint prism]

you can make fiber seeds too

[hidden viper]

ok thanks guys

[hushed nebula]

the maths mathing guys

[obsidian topaz]

but hey that's just a theory

A GAME THEORY

[quaint prism]

death

[rain bane]

Imagine planting crops couldn’t be me

[rain bane]

At least not on my new save

[quaint prism]

i hear bad to the bone

[rain bane]

I’ll do the bear minimum

Then I will just make tea saplings

[distant sphinx]

[hushed nebula]

bear

[rain bane]

Not gonna sell tea tho

[rough mauve]

The serveur are down ?

[rain bane]

Just make the saplings

[hushed nebula]

#bulletin-board

[placid fable]

Sebastion 👍🏻
Mayo 👍🏻
Hailey 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

[hushed nebula]

L take tbh

[rough mauve]

Thx bro

[hollow yoke]

where u coming from to say haley's 👎

w pfp tho

[hushed nebula]

obviously from a mayo-less household

[hollow yoke]

L take

nt ggs

[rain bane]

Mayo:👍
Bad opinions:🤓

[placid fable]

?

[quaint prism]

yeah he just called mayo an L

damn

[hushed nebula]

inexcusable

[rough mauve]

I'm talking about multiplayer servers, my friends can't join me

[stray moss]

Chonker pfp

[hollow yoke]

i like ur pfp is basically what i'm saying

[hushed nebula]

yes mp is down

[rough mauve]

Okay thx

[hushed nebula]

wait

if his pfp is 👍

[rain bane]

What farming level do you get kegs

[hushed nebula]

and mayo and haley are also 👍

[quaint prism]

8

[hushed nebula]

then

[obsidian topaz]

mayo = haley i think

[rain bane]

8?

[quaint prism]

farming 8

[hollow yoke]

mayo w = haley w tbh

[rain bane]

What the fuck

[obsidian topaz]

mayley

[hushed nebula]

HIS PFP IS MAYO

[obsidian topaz]

haley is mayonnaise i think

[hushed nebula]

they are all synonymous

[hollow yoke]

slim shady w

[placid fable]

Oh thanks! It’s actually my cat! I put it as my profile and asked Dank Memer to make it rainbow with a command saved the image then set the profile!

[rain bane]

Do forage seeds count to farming

[craggy peak]

are the co op servers down?

[rain bane]

Did you see what happened to the dank memer server

[craggy peak]

my friends and i cannot get the invite codes 😭

[placid fable]

What happened?

[hushed nebula]

yes

[rain bane]

Look for yourself

[placid fable]

Where at?

[hollow yoke]

u got a cat or dog on ur farm

[craggy peak]

ahh shoot, do we know how long its gonna be down for?

[hollow yoke]

bc cats > dogs ykyk

[hushed nebula]

no

[placid fable]

Dog!

[craggy peak]

mannn

ty anyways

[hollow yoke]

mayo w cats w haley w slim shady w

[hushed nebula]

they are all the same

scientifically proven

[obsidian topaz]

mayley

[hushed nebula]

whoa

Hayo

Haylo????

[hollow yoke]

hayo 💀

[placid fable]

Haiyo

Mailey

[hushed nebula]

dog

what the fuck

[agile pier]

Mayley

[placid fable]

Auto correct 😿

[obsidian topaz]

#mayley

[hushed nebula]

yes

[plain path]

is there going to be like a notification on this server when multiplayers back up

[hushed nebula]

yeah

CA just tweeted about it bascially saying he cant do anythign about it

[plain path]

yeah i completely get it

[agile pier]

Just gotta wait

[plain path]

only asking bcs i cant play with my friend for a couple of months after today and its already 1:30 am for us

[hushed nebula]

yeah its almost 9 pm where im at and im praying that servers come back up

[placid fable]

You changed your user! 😹😹😹

[cobalt hare]

[placid fable]

It’s 5:29 PM for me!

[plain path]

standard stuff thought just an unlucky day for me personally and loads of people im guessing

though*

[hushed nebula]

major GOG L

yes

#bulletin-board will update

[quaint prism]

take a shot every time someone asks if coop is down

[hushed nebula]

mayo shot

[placid fable]

Yes!

[hidden viper]

I'm just gonna put this out there in case someone doesnt know, but if you're mining for example copper, just go to level 20 and if theres copper mine it then go back out and back into level 20 again until theres copper repeat

[plain path]

if i took a shot everytime id be dead ive already had 9 beers haha

[quaint prism]

teach me how to drink beer

i cannot for the life of me, give me any other type of alcohol and i drink it easily

[plain path]

with beer you just drink it slow

[scenic wyvern]

lol

[plain path]

in my experience

[quaint prism]

every time beer touches taste buds it does not like it

[plain path]

no i love the taste of beer

[quaint prism]

there is beer in stardew

it counts obviously

[placid fable]

Ikr

[plain path]

im only 20 but since being about 18 and a half ive loved it

[hushed nebula]

theres mayo in stardew valley as well

[placid fable]

Your talking about irl

[quaint prism]

you're

im sorry

[hushed nebula]

common L from mayo hater

[quaint prism]

no no read the first thing in my bio

2 ms silly

[placid fable]

It’s fine! I honestly need to spell properly!

[tidal trellis]

H

[quaint prism]

i

[hushed nebula]

m

[agile pier]

Noh spall everyhing wong

[scenic wyvern]

is multiplayer up yet

[quaint prism]

another shot

[agile pier]

No

[clever spire]

gog servers will only b up when ppl stop asking about it

[hushed nebula]

average mayo enjoyer

[gloomy mist]

booooooooooo

[tidal trellis]

🤡

[sharp gate]

[obsidian topaz]

haley is mayonnaise i'd say

[placid fable]

Nope!

[sharp gate]

Krobus turns into the best mayonnaise

[hushed nebula]

shiet man thats what i been saying

[hushed nebula]

i like krobus now too

[obsidian topaz]

krobosexual

[placid fable]

Everyone is Mayo in stardew valley!

There happy?

[warped swallow]

\

[distant sphinx]

[obsidian topaz]

||haley is probably mayo||

[hushed nebula]

this causes problems

[obsidian topaz]

next time CA logs on we need to ask very politely if haley is mayonnaise

[hushed nebula]

because we previously established that sebatian= 👇 and haley= ☝️

spoilers

[sharp yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-eating-corn-really-fast-m-mnfmnf-corn-dog-dog-eating-gif-16978908

[obsidian topaz]

no i think sebastian 👍

[plain path]

oops

[hushed nebula]

and mayo cant be good and bad

[kindred halo]

is multiplayer down for you guys too

[quaint prism]

another shot

[plain path]

deleted it but good yes or no

[hushed nebula]

finally a W opinion

[obsidian topaz]

mayley

halo

[hushed nebula]

halo just reminds me of the games

so i think mayley is betrer

[placid fable]

I like how everyone went silent for a minute!

[torpid mantle]

both

[agile pier]

Thinking bout mayo

[placid fable]

Both

[hushed nebula]

imagine mayo brand with haley as a mascot

[agile pier]

https://tenor.com/view/mayo-mayonnaise-eat-yum-hungry-gif-16247476

[hushed nebula]

would be cool i think

[agile pier]

Me

[torpid mantle]

both coop and barn

[silent kayak]

tfw haley endorses mayo

[agile pier]

Banned

[torpid mantle]

variety is the spice of life

[hushed nebula]

L

[silent kayak]

oh god im. no

[tardy locust]

hello

[silent kayak]

why wohld you eat mayo straight out

[hushed nebula]

hot take normal mustard is trash and tastes like burnt rubber

[silent kayak]

hey welcome !

[agile pier]

https://tenor.com/view/vibe-vibing-mood-mayo-gif-22113155

[hushed nebula]

why wouldnt I

[tardy locust]

does anyone have an idea on when the steam servers will get back up again or are we all just here

[hushed nebula]

like normal mustard, honey muystard and hot mustard are good

[agile pier]

I would eat 12 jars of mayo

[hushed nebula]

die (dont actually)

[agile pier]

Then another 12

[obsidian topaz]

haley endorses herself i'd say

[agile pier]

Then more

[silent kayak]

nah true

haley would endorse herself first then mayo

[torn bolt]

Jade with the artisan role looking awesome

[hushed nebula]

id fw haley branded mayo

[silent kayak]

thanks angel !!!

[torn bolt]

deserved

[silent kayak]

JDNKDND <3

[torn bolt]

your drawing so pretty

[silent kayak]

thank youuuu 🥺 thats so nice to hear

[agile pier]

No mayo hate in this chat

[hushed nebula]

cringe honestly

watch it bucko

[agile pier]

Mayo irl or stardew or any other form is a W

[placid fable]

Your really nice Ángel!

[ashen flume]

You guys are still on the mayo topic??

[agile pier]

Mayo yes or no?

[obsidian topaz]

don't say that about haley

[hushed nebula]

wait till you see what its made of

[agile pier]

Banned

[ashen flume]

Hey,welcome!

[hushed nebula]

L take

[scenic wyvern]

i cant live without

[obsidian topaz]

okay but new info

haley = mayo

what say you now?

[scenic wyvern]

i need my daily 12 hours

[hushed nebula]

shut up

[agile pier]

Mustard is only good when it's inside of mayo

[torn bolt]

Aww thank you!

[obsidian topaz]

ah, introduce yourself to town for a bit

[scenic wyvern]

ketchup > all other condiments

[ashen flume]

I havent ever tasted mustard lmao

[clever spire]

don’t let it get to your head

[hushed nebula]

ok real talk ketchup is so mid and overrated as hell

[agile pier]

Imagine liking jellied piss

[distant sphinx]

Disagree

[plain path]

i have had ketchup everyday of my life

it is elite

[distant sphinx]

ok I run now

[hushed nebula]

its trash and im tired of pretending ketchup is good

[agile pier]

Try mayo instead

[ashen flume]

Like,just fries and salt?yes

[placid fable]

No problem! 😉

[scenic wyvern]

everyone likes different things

u cant argue over food its not possible

[hushed nebula]

yes but mayo is objectively delicious

[pulsar acorn]

hello im trying to start a multiplayer co-op with a couple of friends but the invite code or the other options to invite them don't appear

[scenic wyvern]

to some

[ashen flume]

Well theyve been doing it for the past hours

[distant sphinx]

I see no Angel is typing so I'm good

[scenic wyvern]

its an opinion man

[hushed nebula]

servers down

[scenic wyvern]

u gotta deal with it

[ashen flume]

Look at #bulletin-board

[agile pier]

No mayo for you

[plain path]

ketchup is elite especially the 50% less sugar and salt one

[scenic wyvern]

ur not allowed to have ur own opinion until u can accept other's

[hushed nebula]

nuh uh

[distant sphinx]

why are we still talking about mayo

[agile pier]

Average mayo hater

[hushed nebula]

ikr

[torn bolt]

stop being jealous?

[sharp gate]

Average mayo fan on their way to be as obnoxious as humanely possible

[clever spire]

are we in elementary school

[torn bolt]

why u jealous tho?

[agile pier]

You need to eat more mayo

[ashen flume]

I dont know i left for like hours and its still goin???

[distant sphinx]

I'm not just stating fact

[hushed nebula]

mayo is just that good

[torn bolt]

boy i was in modded farmers but i already saw u

[agile pier]

https://tenor.com/view/mayo-mayonnaise-mayogrp-gif-19001901

[torn bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/winx-club-bloom-angry-enraged-fire-gif-20069275

[distant sphinx]

[silent kayak]

omg winx club

[silent cedar]

is there any way to unlock this or is it only for the event

[distant sphinx]

only for event

[silent cedar]

ah alright

[silent kayak]

only for event i think

[silent cedar]

ty ty

[silent kayak]

ive never seen it unlocked anywhere

[ashen flume]

That spot is so pretty tho

[distant sphinx]

the town's budget goes into the statue and that one bridge every year

[ashen flume]

It falls down when the last person crosses

[wild moss]

no way jade not a mod anymore

[serene walrus]

a flimsy one too lol

[ashen flume]

Which is ofc Pierre with all his produce

[hushed nebula]

yall fw this design or nah

[ashen flume]

Its Classic and nice,thats enough

[wild moss]

i am horrified

[clever spire]

wrong jade bestie

[placid fable]

Dang, I want to post pictures but I need to get higher level in this server!

[ashen flume]

Same

[distant sphinx]

you can post pics in #images-and-memes

[serene walrus]

🤨

[wild moss]

hmm no you’re wrong their name is jade

[ashen flume]

Mayo is going too far

[hushed nebula]

its fire right bros

[clever spire]

lenin do i need to call social services for u 💀

[distant sphinx]

there can only be 1 jade on discord woews

[wild moss]

[clever spire]

hello doctor my friend has lost his mind

[toxic girder]

I’m in winter of 1st year

[hollow hornet]

[sly oracle]

has anyone else got a problem with their stardew?

like u cant join on co-op

[winged saddle]

Is there a way to remove the bushes?

[hushed nebula]

bruh

[hushed nebula]

#bulletin-board

[ashen flume]

Look at #bulletin-board

[ashen flume]

Also depends on the bush

[clever spire]

are ppl just joining the server to complain about coop

[winged saddle]

one is square and the other is longer

[ashen flume]

If its a map barrier bush you cant,if its in the middle of your farm u can

[hushed nebula]

yeah lmao

[ashen flume]

Needs copper axe or higher

[plain path]

not complain really just curious if its just them and when its up i think most people know its to do with steam

[winged saddle]

Mmm thx

[ashen flume]

Yeah thats exactly what happens when a problem shows up

[sly oracle]

ohh no wonder

[torn bolt]

Perhaps, they are probably looking for answers and this is like the right place for that

[clever spire]

really?

if somethings down i go straight to twitter

they always know

[hushed nebula]

twitter is a hell hole

[wet carbon]

Anyone know what kent likes?

[hushed nebula]

also much easier to get answers here

[hushed nebula]

jodi

[torn bolt]

Omg yeah twitter be so helpful

[ashen flume]

Roasted hazelnuts

[plain path]

i went to twitter and nothing was there for some reason its only here i found out it wasnt just me

[torn bolt]

But some people might be familiar with discord.

[steep wing]

i never even knew co op was down bc i play alone...

[ashen flume]

Same

If they didnt announce it i wouldnt know

[steep wing]

i occasionally connect another controller for double upgrades but thats it

[silent cedar]

oml foraging takes AGES

[torn bolt]

omg genius tricks

[clever spire]

it’s on CA’s twt wdym

[ashen flume]

Just deforest marnies property

[plain path]

he didnt tweet it until a bit after it went down

[silent cedar]

Oh I am

I'm chopping every single tree I see, and i'm planting more

[torn bolt]

It be like that lmao

[clever spire]

[silent cedar]

i have like 3 stacks of wood and 4 stacks of sap 💀

[plain path]

sound

[steep wing]

damn

[ashen flume]

Theres always too much sap

[torn bolt]

Niceeee get those kegs love

I be selling my sap because i really don't know what to do with it besides fertilizing.

[silent cedar]

yess, and i've put a bunch of tappers on oak trees for their sap

[zinc mortar]

What is a good food for the Luau that I can get the day before the event

[silent cedar]

speaking of such, I should have about 7 more to collect today over at at the ||quarry||

[steep wing]

if u have cows gold milk

[zinc mortar]

No cows

[hushed nebula]

mayo if you have chickens

[distant sphinx]

Gold sturgeon gold melon and gold cauliflower are easy y1

[hushed nebula]

melon and cauliflower a day before the event lol

[zinc mortar]

In y3 but mayo can work

[serene walrus]

sturgeon then

[hushed nebula]

i only wish it grew that fast

[distant sphinx]

Cauliflower is a spring crop

[zinc mortar]

When and where can I get a sturgeon

[hushed nebula]

rain mountain lake

[distant sphinx]

Mountain summer

[hushed nebula]

wiat

[distant sphinx]

And winter

[hushed nebula]

really?

[serene walrus]

doesnt need rain

[hushed nebula]

i thought iut had to rain

[jagged ravine]

any weather iirc

[zinc mortar]

Imma go and catch one

[steep wing]

wines then i think give good or best

but they may have to be silver

[wild moss]

rain helps the chance of hooking a sturgeon

but it’s not necessary

[carmine umbra]

Mornin

[scenic wyvern]

mp working finally

[silent cedar]

i'm lacking a bit on copper iron and gold

i could do with more hardwood too

[hushed nebula]

SAY SIKE

[scenic wyvern]

its up for me

[hushed nebula]

yes finally

[scenic wyvern]

!

[steep wing]

im so lucky with shards but i have nothing else

[torn bolt]

Niceeee! That is a lot of valuable resources

[steep wing]

i guess i just gotta grind sum more

[silent cedar]

[scenic wyvern]

how do i spoiler a photo

[steep wing]

how do you get pearls?

only way i know is the night festival thing

[scenic wyvern]

yea that and some other ways

which i wont mention here

[torn bolt]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

@scenic wyvern To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
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[scenic wyvern]

little bit of saving

[zinc mortar]

Will there be much of a difference between gold and iridium quality sturgeon for the luau

[stray moss]

[scenic wyvern]

used this it worked

[torn bolt]

There are some things that are post CC in this pic and according to the pins that is not for this chat. I would delete the pic

[scenic wyvern]

fair

didnt even notice that one thing

well a few of those things

[silent cedar]

half tempted to chop down a few because i dont feel like tapping them all lmao

[scenic wyvern]

thought i had them somewhere else

[carmine umbra]

No, they both give the best outcome

[zinc mortar]

Ok thx

[carmine umbra]

Np

[scenic wyvern]

i need to fix my chests a bit more

[torn bolt]

Yup. Organized chests are a life saver

[scenic wyvern]

i mostly just forgot i had those in there

[carmine umbra]

Dont be like me tho

Organize the chest > Proceed to dump them all in one chest

[whole sky]

yo i am new do anyone know when the servers are back up or nah?

[scenic wyvern]

one item per chest

[cobalt hare]

CARJACKERS R HERE 2 STAY

[scenic wyvern]

for me it is

just came back on

[tardy locust]

how do u get these again

[scenic wyvern]

rare

[silent cedar]

damn if i know, they randomly started growing and now are duplicating like crazy

[scenic wyvern]

how do u think i took the photo

[distant sphinx]

If only we had a quick stack to nearby chests option like terraria

[scenic wyvern]

xd

[torn bolt]

Hey welcome to the server

[torn bolt]

Have you tried Better Chest mod?

[scenic wyvern]

multiplayer was down

works for me now

[cedar wagon]

multiplayer is still broke

[silent cedar]

lmfao linus then sebastian cutscene back to back

[whole sky]

hello

[silent cedar]

That needs spoilering?

[distant sphinx]

Oo I haven't thanks for the suggestion

[tardy locust]

oh they're a random event

[silent cedar]

not to my knowledge?

[distant sphinx]

No

[torn bolt]

Such an amazing mod. I also recommend checking the other mods by that same author.

[tardy locust]

who knows when servers for multiplayer are up for steam

[distant sphinx]

[cedar wagon]

never

[tardy locust]

ty

[hushed nebula]

its up

[distant sphinx]

Every time someone asks it adds another ten years

[hushed nebula]

apparently

[clever spire]

no it wouldn’t

ppl who moderate this server wouldn’t know

[pliant compass]

Hello

[clever spire]

try gog support or something

[distant sphinx]

Or just check it yourself

[hushed nebula]

apparently someone here said it works

and im pretty sure it does ill test rn

wait maybe i lied

[toxic girder]

Rodo?

[hushed nebula]

shit

if it doesnt show a code it means its not working right

yeah i lied but someone said it worked i think it was @scenic wyvern

[twilit lake]

How much money should i save for cranberries in the fall

[hollow hornet]

back why did you reply to that specific msg 💀

[distant sphinx]

Mushroom supremacy

Also I lub it

[carmine umbra]

He's new to the server

Gotta tell 'em how thing's going around here

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

fair enough

[distant sphinx]

Can I steal it?

[carmine umbra]

Sure

[hushed nebula]

did you mention the part where 80% of the time stardew is not the main topic of conversation

[steep wing]

i thought coop as in the chicken thing was broken

[carmine umbra]

||Ssst we dont wanna get caught||

[dusty ibex]

and 50% of the time when it is ppl are either simping for haley or slandering her

[hushed nebula]

oops lol

[carmine umbra]

Thats why the spouse wars pic are haley

[dusty ibex]

Yea excellent choice

[hushed nebula]

Haley haters when someone has a "character arc 🤮 "

[steep wing]

isnt she mean bc she didnt wanna get to attached to the new farmer who she thought was gonna leave

i heard that somewhere

[silent cedar]

10 hearts with emo boyyy

[carmine umbra]

Haley lovers when someone said "You married Haley cuz she's pretty 🤮"

[silent cedar]

Now I just need it to rain

[carmine umbra]

🌧️

[dusty ibex]

🌧 🙏

[hushed nebula]

🏜️

[distant sphinx]

I do have a problem with Haley's development being that you have to pamper her with gifts before she begins to like you

[hushed nebula]

this is every other character mind you

[hollow hornet]

isnt that all the marriage candidates

[hushed nebula]

ong

[silent cedar]

riding this horse is literally life quality

[distant sphinx]

It's mostly just a problem with how you interact with npcs though

[distant sphinx]

Yeah but she's meean

[hushed nebula]

HOF dumb comments

[distant sphinx]

Damn I have an opinion 💀

[silent cedar]

Linus: "How've you been my young friend?" the man is gonna make my heart melt he's so sweet

[serene walrus]

linus is the best :)

[hollow hornet]

real

[hushed nebula]

linus is kinda boring

like hes nice but his questline isnt very interesting

[silent cedar]

[carmine plank]

Whats the most expensive prodyct u can get out of barn/coop?

[distant sphinx]

Most npcs have pretty boring heart events

[steep wing]

trffles right

[distant sphinx]

Truffles from pigs

[hushed nebula]

too real

stealing that

😈

[carmine plank]

How about coop??

[wicked cedar]

fish tank minus sandfish done
the fact that sandfish makes fish tank locked behind vault is sad

[distant sphinx]

Rabbits foot

[hollow hornet]

loving all the new farmer memes

[twin seal]

is writing shane fanfiction cool or cringe

[serene walrus]

you can also buy it from travel cart

[wicked cedar]

depends on how well it's written

[hushed nebula]

depends on how outta pocket it is

[carmine plank]

Ah i see! Okok

[twin seal]

ok thx

[cobalt hare]

i’m finally working on the community center

[wicked cedar]

poorly written = cringe
well written = mildly cringe but can also be cool

[cobalt hare]

making good progress too

[twin seal]

is there an 18+ stardew server

[dusty ibex]

probably

[silent cedar]

this will make a neat little profit

[distant sphinx]

Uh oh

[silent cedar]

It wouldn't shock me

[wicked cedar]

boiler room is the easiest one so try going for that first

[hushed nebula]

god damnit servers have been down for 4 hours WHAT IS GOG DOING

[silent cedar]

[distant sphinx]

Wine is a little harder and more long term
Also welcome

[twin seal]

🙂

[cobalt hare]

servers for stardew?

[calm sandal]

while i do draw 18+ i never draw 18+ sdv

[agile pier]

[wicked cedar]

you draw 18+ assslime instead

[calm sandal]

i droo.

[agile pier]

Sumn wrong with yall

[wicked cedar]

poorly worded

[twin seal]

why 👏 no 👏 18+ 👏 sdv

[untold hull]

Any use for pearl

[dusty ibex]

it’s a universally loved gift

[twin seal]

shane is a GOOD boy

[distant sphinx]

Gifting, selling, tailoring

[agile pier]

Because that's weird asf

[untold hull]

Ok

That's what I thought

[twin seal]

Explain, 5 sentence minimum

[serene walrus]

you can also get cool bed from ||desert trader||

[hollow hornet]

helloo

[clever spire]

this is a sfw server stop bringing up nsfw discussion thx

[untold hull]

Ok

[cobalt hare]

really a couple days? I'm on my first playthrough with 66 hours in the game and my total earned is 600k

[clever spire]

there r literal minors in here pls do this somewhere else

[untold hull]

Actually got the pearl for free

[agile pier]

If you don't see how making an 18+ server for a simple sfw pixelated game then you're weird asf

[twin seal]

that's why i'm asking if there's an 18+ server?

[wicked cedar]

yeah i've almost completed year 1 and only have 123k

[clever spire]

stop asking for one

[cobalt hare]

ah

[agile pier]

[distant sphinx]

Post cc

[hollow hornet]

slay lucy

ask in #stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

@twin sealjust go on nexusmods, search stardew valley, and select the nsfw tag

you'll find tons of mods

[distant sphinx]

I'm still not sure on the definition of that but agreed

[agile pier]

Wht are yall like this

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[ember delta]

are servers off?

[agile pier]

I'm gonna kill you yes

[hollow hornet]

yup, check #bulletin-board

[winged saddle]

winter is here and I don't know what to do apart from fishing and going to the mine

[ember delta]

sorry guys

:C

[agile pier]

It's ok

[hushed nebula]

Dude the stardew fandom is like the game version of the mha fandom

[hollow hornet]

no need to be sorry man

[agile pier]

My brain is just slushee

[zinc mortar]

What happens when the governor says the soup is great

[agile pier]

Mha?

[wicked cedar]

friendship

[hushed nebula]

My hero academia

[agile pier]

Everyone happy

[zinc mortar]

Ok good

[sand sundial]

multiplayer option doesnt show up for me

[agile pier]

Idk what that is but

[torn bolt]

You can do everything except farming. I recommend decorating your farm, i love doing that.

[clever spire]

#bulletin-board

[hushed nebula]

Dw about it

[agile pier]

Servers down

[silent cedar]

Imagine if walking took energy 💀

[agile pier]

💀

[calm sandal]

thats so real life.

[agile pier]

Me walking back to my farm and I pass out

[hushed nebula]

That would suck so hard the energy is already dumb enough

[calm sandal]

i approve

[dusty ibex]

yooo dawn fm is such a good album

[distant sphinx]

Stop spreading misinformation you can farm just with winter seeds

[silent cedar]

Energy is pretty easy, just have a bunch of food

Sashimi is life

[tribal mortar]

🤓

[distant sphinx]

/j

[serene walrus]

me who goes back and forth a million times cause i forgot something,,,i would not survive

[silent cedar]

same tho

[sand sundial]

did they say when the servers will be back up?

[dusty ibex]

early game if walking took energy would be a killer

[distant sphinx]

[clever spire]

ask gog support

[hushed nebula]

No it’s not maintenance

[dusty ibex]

when my energy is all depleted i usually just forage for stuff and walk all over the map

[tribal mortar]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[wicked cedar]

energy becomes a non-issue once you start getting sprinklers and stardrops

[torn bolt]

[muted rapids]

my bats are my homies

[agile pier]

Fruit bats cause I don't have to go there frequently

[torn bolt]

That doesn't even count towards farming, it counts towards foraging.

[calm sandal]

SHROOM.

[jaunty owl]

hey does anyone know where to find the ip for a online game?

[wicked cedar]

doesn't matter, servers don't work rn

[hushed nebula]

servers down

[distant sphinx]

Still farming

[agile pier]

Servers down rn

[torn bolt]

Welcome to the server

[torn bolt]

[distant sphinx]

🤐

[cobalt hare]

i’m confused wdym servers are down?

[distant sphinx]

Pros of mushroom- better money, can be used to find difficult forage for the cc, can be used to craft life elixir (highly not recommended), good early game food source
Pros of fruits-can be used to find fruits for cc (not reliable), good gifts for many NPCs

[jaunty owl]

does anyone know when they come back up?

[distant sphinx]

Now shut

[hushed nebula]

the mp servers are down

[torn bolt]

You can read about it at #bulletin-board

[hushed nebula]

no

[jaunty owl]

ok thank you

[hushed nebula]

someone ping me when theyr back up

[muted rapids]

we'll be sure to let everyone know when it's back! sorry for the inconvenience

[agile pier]

@hushed nebula they're back up!

[hushed nebula]

WHAT OMG WHAT A COINCIDENCE

no hes joking

[zinc mortar]

Are there better rods than the iridium rod

[agile pier]

[jaunty owl]

it's ok, thank you

[torn bolt]

Nope.

[twin seal]

where can i post pictures of my cat in this server

he is Very cute

[distant sphinx]

#images-and-memes

[hidden viper]

what can you make with battery packs

[calm sandal]

jade, i havent seen u in #stardew-valley for years

[zinc mortar]

Ok

[distant sphinx]

Iridium sprinklers and crystalariums are a few things

[muted rapids]

i was here the other day too but i lurk a lot

[hidden viper]

thanks

[hushed nebula]

lmao

[agile pier]

[muted rapids]

battery packs i def use for iridium sprinklers

[agile pier]

Most sus question anyone has ever asked

[barren whale]

Sheeeesh

[distant sphinx]

Secondary got damn deserved

[muted rapids]

get back on topic

[hushed nebula]

bruh

[barren whale]

??

[hushed nebula]

common mod L

[agile pier]

I want one

[twin seal]

it was 11 minutes ago why are you asking if it is me

[barren whale]

That’s the owner💀

[distant sphinx]

Okie dokie

[barren whale]

lol

[hidden viper]

How do I get a workbench?

[muted rapids]

be respectful no matter who it is

[hidden viper]

i forgot

[barren whale]

I forgor

[dusty ibex]

hi sebastian defender

[unreal imp]

Hey theyre awesome

[agile pier]

Wait who actually even owns the server

[calm sandal]

like, crafting workbench?

[twin seal]

i have posted. my cat. in the appropriate channel now please look at it

[hidden viper]

yes

[wild moss]

me

[agile pier]

Fr

[calm sandal]

this is not minecraft, u can craft from inventory

[carmine umbra]

Is there a new member

[hushed nebula]

yo no shade but what da trash bag doin on da bed

[calm sandal]

jade is.

[twin seal]

i'm cleaning ok

[wild moss]

not true it’s me

[agile pier]

Fr?

[calm sandal]

fr.

[carmine umbra]

Guys?

[muted rapids]

you can buy it from robin i think (i had to doublecheck)

[wild moss]

you can tell by the fact that I have the best color name

[agile pier]

Not just an admin?

[hidden viper]

no there is a workbench that you can put around chests and it will let you craft from whatever is in those chests

[steep wing]

buy from robin

[distant sphinx]

Real

[agile pier]

Das crazy

[hushed nebula]

there been like 100 sincce servers went downm

[hidden viper]

thank you, does it just cost gold or also supplies?

[carmine umbra]

I mean recently

[muted rapids]

i own the server, let's get back to the game please lol

[wet fog]

💀 LMAO

[wild moss]

if one more person defends clint I’ll delete the server

[carmine umbra]

Just now

[muted rapids]

i think it just costs gold

[hushed nebula]

yes very recently like every 5 minutes

[untold hull]

Why do I love ||desert|| music so much

[cobalt hare]

Is there friendly fire in multiplayer games?

[carmine umbra]

Dang

[hidden viper]

thanks ya'll

[distant sphinx]

You mean clownt?

[wet fog]

It's true, I was the server and I confirm

[hushed nebula]

no

[muted rapids]

nope, but bombs will hurt you regardless

[calm sandal]

oh yes, that one on robin

[hushed nebula]

I thought ppl didnt do that anymore

[cobalt hare]

but if I place a mega bomb next to the other person and it explodes will they take damage?

[hushed nebula]

yes

[muted rapids]

yes they will be hurt

[steep wing]

...

[calm sandal]

i never use workbench cuz it messed up my storage layout

[wet fog]

That's not true, I was the meme

[hushed nebula]

L opinion

[cobalt hare]

how about firing explosive ammo from a slingshot?

[south scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-boom-sandy-gif-11706200

[agile pier]

Nah he goes after Emily even if you married her

[hidden viper]

guys like my new pfp?

[wet fog]

no

[muted rapids]

i feel like it shouldn't hurt players but i'm not sure

[unreal imp]

Guess this is the end then

[hushed nebula]

he has L RIZZ

[twin seal]

this is what i'm talking about crabpots r amazing

[unreal imp]

It was funt while it lasted

[wet fog]

its ok I can do it instead of you

[untold hull]

Yes

[steep wing]

he needs friends bruh

[distant sphinx]

Staircases and bombs

[calm sandal]

owner and admin.

[steep wing]

bombs

[agile pier]

Harvey is there but idk if he can do therapy legally

[wet fog]

watchout spoilers

[hidden viper]

thank youuuu ^-^

[wet fog]

wait he's the owner???

[calm sandal]

she is.

[steep wing]

also if u have money buy salads they are good source of health

[hushed nebula]

LMAO

[twin seal]

it has the crown. next to the name. in the user list

[silent cedar]

welp- I have a couple seeds to plant

[wet fog]

I take back everything I said this is the greatest server known to mankind and jade is the best and greatest admin to have touched this earth

[agile pier]

Yea admin kinda comes with owner but yea

[hushed nebula]

mmm field snacks

[silent cedar]

Wood is more valuable to me lol

[wet fog]

no it doesnt?

[hushed nebula]

harvey is so useless lmao

[golden tulip]

Im stressed about getting my stuff for the Grange, I havent dont anything with Artisan goods or Animal products yet and im day 3 Fall 😐

[calm sandal]

sometimes, owner just maintain server and doesnt bother to admin whole server

sometimes.

[agile pier]

If you own a server you have all admin perms regardless of roles

[south scroll]

Don't bother trying, blackmail Lewis instead

[untold hull]

OH NO I JUST ATE A GOLD STAR HOLLY

[hushed nebula]

bruh

[wet fog]

my mother is admin of labs server for a non-specified country, doesnt mean she owns them

[south scroll]

Put the purple shorts in the display

[steep wing]

you only need 6 out of 9 categories to make max points regarding diff categorie

[wet fog]

owner=admin admin=/=owner

[muted rapids]

you got this 💪 if you got high quality stuff that gives a lot of energy/health and get some different types (fruit, veg, forage, etc) you should be good

[untold hull]

Well there goes 1/4 of my energy

[steep wing]

isnt that what theyre sayn?

[unreal imp]

I put 5 of the same violet quality fish and golden stuff and wom

[golden tulip]

@unreal imp I can do that?

[unreal imp]

It was the first year though

[agile pier]

You missed what I said entirely

[unreal imp]

I did it

[wet fog]

nah they originally said that owner comes with admin, not the contrary

[hushed nebula]

😈

[south scroll]

The power of BLACKMAIL

[wet fog]

ah nvm

[golden tulip]

haha maybe

[cobalt hare]

Blitz what are you talking about lol

[wet fog]

I take back what I said because I misread

[steep wing]

as in when ur the owner it comes with admin

[cobalt hare]

💀

[muted rapids]

can you guys move this to #town-square or #adventurers-guild since it's off topic

[south scroll]

Why bother trying to get good stuff

[wet fog]

yeah well we're done anyway I just misread what they said lol

[muted rapids]

no worries

[hushed nebula]

we are all new farmers btw

totally

[agile pier]

Fr

[wet fog]

I can confirm, I was new at some point

[hushed nebula]

i have 2 hours in this game

[agile pier]

Totally don't have 100s of hours

[wicked cedar]

got to 10 hearts with someone
i won

[steep wing]

who

[muted rapids]

you get more currency doing it the right way so i always prefer to do that personally

[wet fog]

you win the game when you are divorced with everyone

[muted rapids]

yo congrats!

[south scroll]

This

[wicked cedar]

abigail, for two reasons:

• pierre beat me by 1 point in the grange display so i'm marrying his daughter in revenge
• amethysts are easy to get

[steep wing]

valid reasons

esp the first one 👍

[dusty ibex]

abigail was the first npc i hated because she kept beating me in the egg hunt

[untold hull]

Coconuts are considered farming???

[agile pier]

Understandable

[torn bolt]

same

[wicked cedar]

fair
i remember resetting spring 13 repeatedly to win

[steep wing]

||who knows if hes really her dad tho 🤔||

[south scroll]

Skill issue

[wicked cedar]

||true||

[muted rapids]

abigail kicked my ass in egg hunt for a while too

felt great to finally win

[cobalt hare]

How do I play Stardew with someone over steam?

[dusty ibex]

i tried following her and stealing all her eggs

[steep wing]

its down rn

[novel thistle]

@steep wing You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[dusty ibex]

but it didn’t work

[steep wing]

ayy lets go

[agile pier]

Servers are down rn

[cobalt hare]

What servers?

[agile pier]

But usually it's simple

[hushed nebula]

servers down

[hushed nebula]

mp servers

[wet fog]

I got a second controller and blocked abigail with one controller while i'd gather the eggs with the other

[agile pier]

The servers multi-player uses

[dusty ibex]

blocking her doesn’t work apparently

[hushed nebula]

why do ppl keep asking that

[cobalt hare]

When will it be back?

[dusty ibex]

she still wins with 9

[wicked cedar]

apparently when i got to 10 hearts the guy at the beach just disappeared
do i need to do the 10-heart event

[wet fog]

uh? but I did block her?

[hushed nebula]

like "what servers" the multiplayer servers duh

[wet fog]

probably gathered more than 9 ig

[dusty ibex]

yeah she’ll not collect any eggs but will still say she won

[sand sundial]

so how long does this usually take to get to level 5

[agile pier]

The mariner?

[muted rapids]

we don't know yet unfortunately, but we'll be sure to let everyone know when it's back up! thanks for your patience 🙏

[wicked cedar]

yeah

[steep wing]

i joined yesterday

[agile pier]

He's only there on rainy days

[hushed nebula]

gog is such an L

[steep wing]

if that helps

[muted rapids]

it's not a big deal, not everyone gets it, it's good that we just help people out

[hushed nebula]

i hate them this is why steam is better

[dusty ibex]

the problem isn’t on stardew valleys side, it’s on GOGs side

[untold hull]

WHAT DOES JAS LIKE SHE IS WINTER STAR PERSON AND IM NOT READY

[muted rapids]

she likes pink cake iirc

[steep wing]

yes

[untold hull]

Ok

[sand sundial]

i feel really because someone bought this game for me and the servers are down

[muted rapids]

and uh blue jazz flowers fairy roses

[dusty ibex]

yea she loves pink cake

[wicked cedar]

i've been here for like 2 weeks and haven't ranked up, granted i'm not very active
it varies

[muted rapids]

other than that i don't remember much off the top of my head

[dusty ibex]

she doesn’t love blue jazz flowers but she does love fairy rose ones

[wicked cedar]

unless this message will level me up

[muted rapids]

OH fairy rose that's right, my bad

[dusty ibex]

and plum puddings and that’s it

[wicked cedar]

(it didn't)

[agile pier]

Everyone loves rabbit foot i think one doesn't tho I don't remember who

[untold hull]

I HAVE NONE

[dusty ibex]

i would give her a pink cake if u have one lying around otherwise I’d probably just give her a universally loved gift

[steep wing]

yea ive been sorta active, prolly spent an hour or two here

[wet fog]

just saying bro

[hushed nebula]

penny being the exception

[unreal imp]

Penny

[dusty ibex]

yea penny

[agile pier]

Ah yeah that's who

[dusty ibex]

and Haley is the one who hates prismatic shards

[wicked cedar]

i have 10004 gold
do i spend 10000 of that gold on a stable

[untold hull]

aw Penny's my favorite

[hushed nebula]

she jelly

[dusty ibex]

if u don’t need that 10k for seeds n stuff, sure

[gaunt portal]

Miner or geologist?

[dusty ibex]

most people say miner but u get a couple saying geology

[wicked cedar]

i'm in the middle of winter so yeah

[agile pier]

Probably get a bit more so you're not broke after but I mean yeah get it

[dusty ibex]

i would take miner

[steep wing]

anyone else here seen that long ass theory on why haley hates shards

[dusty ibex]

then yeah sure the horse is great

[gaunt portal]

Thank you!

[wicked cedar]

i have chickens so i can sell mayonnaise to get back up

[agile pier]

Oh then sure get it

[hushed nebula]

its obviously cuz theyre prettier than her lol why would anyone overcomplicate it

[dusty ibex]

np

[muted rapids]

is it the one about how people expect her to love jewels and pretty/feminine things but in reality she really likes shit with nature and the like

[hardy pivot]

is servers up

[pine osprey]

I find it funny how they use gog and not steam

[agile pier]

Frfr

[unreal imp]

Where does hay ley gets money btw?

[agile pier]

Not yet

[hushed nebula]

parents

[hardy pivot]

no way

[steep wing]

no its the one saying she spent everything on a shard to get an abortion

its pretty crazy

[hushed nebula]

ikr

[wicked cedar]

tax fraud

[hardy pivot]

how long will they be down for

[hushed nebula]

w h a t

[pine osprey]

no one knows

[muted rapids]

probably her parents who are wealthy

[dusty ibex]

what npc do u guys think u are most similar in terms of loved gifts

[pine osprey]

it's a gog problem just wait

[hardy pivot]

whats a gog

[agile pier]

There's no specific time yet but they should be up eventually

[muted rapids]

oh well it's my fault for asking but i will not talk further about it, def a sensitive subject

[steep wing]

i was deep in reddit that day...

[agile pier]

Server that mp runs on

[pine osprey]

💀

[dusty ibex]

that is such a dark topic bruh

but surely she doesn’t know about the witch and her shrine since it’s blocked off

[silent cedar]

i lost track of my damn honse

[cobalt hare]

[muted rapids]

😔 ur horse is really lonely now

[silent cedar]

poor honse

[hollow hornet]

s|| ||

[steep wing]

i only remember the basics of it, it was pretty long

[dusty ibex]

i hate losing my horse especially when u take minecarts and totems around

[hushed nebula]

they say that if you leave your horse out at night 10 times it comes back and eats all your crops 😱

[agile pier]

Rip Honse

[silent cedar]

oh nvm just found him

[hushed nebula]

oil

[cobalt hare]

hi sammy!

[agile pier]

W honse

[dusty ibex]

technically better to make oil but its not really worth the effort

[silent cedar]

i just spent like my entire day planting 300 tree seeds lol

[steep wing]

when i have more truffles than oil makers i sell just gold ones and keep the rest

[cobalt hare]

wait is that the wrong sammy

[pine osprey]

most likely

omegalul

[hollow hornet]

OH SHIT

[hushed nebula]

damn bro you not "the sammy"

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOOO

[pine osprey]

I'm the real one tho

[steep wing]

monster musk and restart level 5 over

[cobalt hare]

LOL i am so dumb 😭

[steep wing]

and burglar ring i think

[untold hull]

The majestic levitating spoon in all its glory.

[muted rapids]

all hail

[unreal imp]

[steep wing]

also lots of slimes in ||secret forest||

[hushed nebula]

god damnit i just want to play co op

[hardy pivot]

me too

[untold hull]

I didn't know that||secret forest|| was a spoiler

[muted rapids]

soon™️

[dusty ibex]

im sure it’ll be fixed by tomorrow

[hushed nebula]

cap

[steep wing]

i just wasnt sure 🤷

[hushed nebula]

yes longer till range

[thorn umbra]

you can hoe multiple plots at once

[untold hull]

Ok

[dusty ibex]

yea it’s nice for like spring 1 or whenever u want to expand ur farm

[silent cedar]

do i need to feed my horse at all? or can i give it any treats?

[hushed nebula]

a hat

[agile pier]

You can give it a hat

That's it lol

[muted rapids]

nop, in fact you can't feed your horse ):

[dusty ibex]

u can give him a hat but he doesn’t care for food

[wet fog]

help ive been eating a chicken breast for half an hour I can't stand it anymore

[silent cedar]

i wish

[thorn umbra]

does the forester profession effect hardwood?

[silent cedar]

how do I give him a hat o.o

[muted rapids]

no you really can give them hats

[dusty ibex]

what did u name ur horse

[silent cedar]

i wish i could feed him berries

[silent cedar]

"HONSE"

[dusty ibex]

just click a hat on his horse

honse is a nice name

[silent cedar]

rly? o.o lemme go test it

[steep wing]

imma put the blobfish hat on my horse

when i get one

[dusty ibex]

i really like how red dead redemption 2 had their horses

[wicked cedar]

well i finished the 10 heart event but the old mariner is unable to show up because winter

[silent cedar]

what a dapper gentleman

[muted rapids]

if you ever wanna change hats too, just have the hat selected, click on them to pop the hat off, then click again to put the new hat on

[dusty ibex]

u could brush their hair, feed it and stuff too

[hushed nebula]

yeah that sucks

[untold hull]

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Sorry

[silent cedar]

oh alright ty!

[dusty ibex]

hu

[steep wing]

happened to me too 😭😭 and ppl said rain totem but there was no way for me to get truffles bc its winter

[untold hull]

I dropped my phone and my cat stepped on it 🤣

[dusty ibex]

f

u are now obligated to post a cat picture

[silent cedar]

very cute lol

Amazing feature

[hushed nebula]

a likely excuse

[unreal imp]

Same

[untold hull]

Fine

[unreal imp]

Can you change hairstyle?

[hushed nebula]

yeah late game

[steep wing]

yes if u befriend wizard