stardew-valley

[exotic heron]

I'd say fragments

[wicked cedar]

but eggs are funny

[slow yew]

@hearty hatch

[torn bolt]

#bulletin-board message

[lethal cypress]

its a regular fridge but smoll

[orchid sky]

when i did this he gave me 3k, which u can just turn the eggs into mayo and sell for more i think

[silent cedar]

[hearty hatch]

i dont wanna click that last time i clicked weird link i got virus

[slow yew]

its for storing ingredients for cooking like the normal fridge

[torn bolt]

Oop well.

[slow yew]

its a discord link i clicked it, its safe

[silent cedar]

It says "discord.com/channels . It's not a scam link

[hollow hornet]

look at #bulletin-board

[wet carbon]

good ol spring cleaning

[silent cedar]

Oh I barely cook lol, but i'd still love to get it since its cute

[balmy rampart]

do i need the same quality wheat when putting it into the fodder bundle

[lethal cypress]

no

[gritty sapphire]

i just got deja vu from seeing this chat?? 💀

[zinc escarp]

i once put my ||glacierfish|| in a fridge and made ||sashimi||

[lethal cypress]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1937128594669473109/7DD3053907F8EE378B62E51FB36D91B865608462/

[dusty ibex]

same quality or better

[slow yew]

[torn bolt]

Omg no

[dusty ibex]

oh wait

[silent cedar]

Oh ffs- I have to GATHER the pieces of bone, I cant just store them?

[hollow hornet]

so true kieran

[hasty stone]

kisses yu platonically

[novel thistle]

@hasty stone You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[hasty stone]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[torn bolt]

Same thing with the eggs.

[hasty stone]

Oh wait I'm ugly now

[silent cedar]

Well the eggs arent hard

[hasty stone]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zinc escarp]

what the frick does that mean

[dusty ibex]

You need 10 of all the same quality in a single stack

[torn bolt]

[hollow hornet]

rancher is superior color role

[quaint prism]

it means they kissed you platonically

[hasty stone]

I'm so ugly I must go

[silent cedar]

wait cant i just like, toss the bone fragments on the ground then pick them up and it counts as "gathering" them

[zinc escarp]

yes but

[torn bolt]

[zinc escarp]

why would you kiss person
if you dont like them

[quaint prism]

idk man

[hasty stone]

...??

[torn bolt]

That's such a great idea. I have never tried it tho.

[zinc escarp]

thaats like my crush kissing me

[hasty stone]

You don't kiss your mom? Or your dad?

[zinc escarp]

YOU DONT LOVE YOUR MOM

[silent cedar]

I'm gonna go try it. If it doesnt work then my next 3 days will be full of wacking skeletons

[hollow hornet]

what is going on

[hasty stone]

Platonic means positive feelings that are not romantic at all

[zinc escarp]

?!?!?!?!?

[lethal cypress]

das called marraige

[slow yew]

agreed

[zinc escarp]

hmm

yes but,

[hasty stone]

I have kisskissed my best friends

Such as bestfriend Angel mwahmwah

[zinc escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-stfu-blah-blah-gif-13070641

[quaint prism]

why are we even talking about kissing

im lost

[hasty stone]

idfk

[torn bolt]

I hope it works! Because getting those bone fragments is a nightmare lmao

[slow yew]

be careful i got told off for usending a sticker that says bitch to a friend, dont want u to get warned yk

[quaint prism]

just give her daffodils if your early game

[zinc escarp]

get 2 hearts with her

[hasty stone]

Bitch/lh/pos/j/ily

[silent cedar]

I've found it not to be much of an issue honestly. Just pop on ||monster musk|| then go from 70-80 and reset.

I got like 80 fragments in a singular day I think

[lethal cypress]

im probably one of like 2k people who can use the galaxy dagger at its fastest speed

[clever spire]

can we talk about how i wanna kiss leon kennedy

im jk admins pls don’t kill me

[torn bolt]

Oh damn, that's some pro gamer stuff

[hasty stone]

No stfu/j/ily

[clever spire]

[silent cedar]

[slow yew]

[wicked cedar]

who is leon kennedy

[clever spire]

omg

[quaint prism]

true! but like instead of leon its re6 ada

[quaint prism]

excuse me

[torn bolt]

i know you have been waiting to use the second part of this sticker lmaoo

[zinc escarp]

can we talk about how i wanna kiss pam

[wicked cedar]

am i an old man already

[clever spire]

how do u not know who leon kennedy is

[quaint prism]

im throwing hands

[clever spire]

RE is an old game bruh

[hollow hornet]

how did you know

[quaint prism]

yeah you might be young

lol young

[hollow hornet]

epic brug moment

[quaint prism]

jk dont kill me

[wicked cedar]

don't know what the acronym is 💀

[torn bolt]

My detective skills

[slow yew]

resident evil

[zinc escarp]

pam should be romanceable

[wicked cedar]

oh

[slow yew]

lmao

[wicked cedar]

never played that series

[silent cedar]

I think i'm gonna have robin build me a honse stable after the deluxe coop is done

[lethal cypress]

dude i feel like unsurpassablz nailed her voice perfectly ngl

[slow yew]

nor have i

[quaint prism]

LMAO

[slow yew]

not my style of games

[dusty ibex]

horses are so good in sdv

[zinc escarp]

another z fan?!

[torn bolt]

Yessss! Honestly that is such a game changer horses are amazing

[silent cedar]

yezz

especially since time is my limiting factor

[dusty ibex]

u can drink a coffee and the horse will be faster

[silent cedar]

not energy

[dusty ibex]

which is kinda weird tbh

[wet carbon]

bought 120 seeds for spring

[dusty ibex]

but the horse must be spiritually connected with the farmer

[silent cedar]

oh shit, speaking of such, i need to plant my coffee beans

[zinc escarp]

me, laughing in cjb cheats menu

[torn bolt]

I get that. You will save yourself from all that walking

[wicked cedar]

energy stops being your limiting factor in like year 1 fall

[hidden viper]

hi all

[silent cedar]

yess

[dusty ibex]

ah I just end up buying my coffee from gus

[silent cedar]

heloo

[clever spire]

ok ima rant about leon somewhere else gtg

[wicked cedar]

you start building up sprinklers and getting stardrops

[hearty hatch]

when will multiplayer be back up

[silent cedar]

its probably easier but

[hasty stone]

Who wants to talk about how hot Haley is

[silent cedar]

noone knows

[zinc escarp]

nobody.

fucking nobody.

[hasty stone]

I DOOOOO

[wicked cedar]

bad opinion

[hollow hornet]

i want to out of spite

[zinc escarp]

nobody fucking likes HALEY.

[clever spire]

bruh

[hollow hornet]

spite for people saying no for claification

[quaint prism]

here comes the waifu wars again

[gritty sage]

ok guys i cant make up my mind, i planted stuff in my greenhouse and forgot to use fertiliser. when they grow, should i use the crops to get seeds from the seed maker and then replant w fertiliser or not worth it (cranberries+strawberries cus fall yr1)

[zinc escarp]

=

[clever spire]

keep ur bad opinions to yourself

[silent cedar]

||do we have to spoiler prismatic shard since it technically isnt post-cc and you can get it before you reach the skull cavern?||

[lethal cypress]

ah yes, honse

[zinc escarp]

||yes||

[wicked cedar]

||spoiler it anyways probably||

[silent cedar]

yezz much honse

[hasty stone]

I love Haley ❤️ Haley is so pretty I think her hair is nice and fluffy and she has the nicest smile and its ok if you don't like Haley but I like Haley and because Haley is on-topic, I will talk about Haley all I want ❤️

[torn bolt]

I think you are fine without it.

[silent cedar]

yea good idea

[zinc escarp]

love riding around on my honse

[clever spire]

you can get prismatic shard as early as u can get the fishing rod so no it’s not a spoiler

[gritty sage]

thank u

[zinc escarp]

STILL SPOILER IT

[hollow hornet]

bruh

[silent cedar]

that is true, but its like a 0.009% chance or something wacky low like that

[clever spire]

bruh i just said it’s not a spoiler

argue with the wall

[zinc escarp]

edit it

[agile pier]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-wall-gif-5021467

[hollow hornet]

based

[clever spire]

[wicked cedar]

society has failed

[agile pier]

I'm faster

[hasty stone]

Correction: You don't like Haley.
And that's okay! ^-^

[dusty ibex]

id just keep the crops

[clever spire]

yeah but mines a emote so i win

[wet fog]

this is why your wife left

[zinc escarp]

finally, someone decent enough for life

[hasty stone]

?

[hollow hornet]

nitro flex

[hollow hornet]

i dont have a wife

[torn bolt]

lmaoooooooo this scared me

[wet fog]

not anymore

[wicked cedar]

theoretical wife

[torn bolt]

[hollow hornet]

what does this mean

[dusty ibex]

u can get it from monsters as soon as u hit bottom of the mines

[quaint prism]

you were secretly married

[dusty ibex]

it’s for sure not a spoiler bc it’s not linked with cc or cc rewards

[silent cedar]

yeah but its like a 0.05%

[hollow hornet]

also im gay as shit

[wet fog]

🤔

[agile pier]

Prismatic shard isn't a spoiler what you can do with it is

[clever spire]

why

literally why would i do that

[zinc escarp]

i once married haley,
she made me breakfast once
she only likes ||coconuts||
and that pisses me off

[cobalt hare]

why are you yelling at my friend

[wet fog]

so a wife?

[dusty ibex]

yea but dw

[clever spire]

if u wanan do it fine but stop telling ppl to do it as well because it’s not

[zinc escarp]

||coco||||nuts||

[hasty stone]

She also likes me! ^-^

[zinc escarp]

hmm

[zinc escarp]

valid answer

[hollow hornet]

prismatic shard

[silent cedar]

[hasty stone]

ugly

[silent cedar]

just give her hollys, she'll love you in no time

[clever spire]

wtf is that feet

don’t let lenin see it

[wet fog]

watch out you're gonna get insulted by people with an attitude problem

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[wet carbon]

nothing like buying fertilizer and forgetting to put it down ;-;

[hasty stone]

HELP THE EMOJI LMFAO

[cobalt hare]

feet where

I had alot of spare prismatic shards, and i gave one to haley (since im trying to get everyone to max hearts) and now im realising she hates them lol

[hidden viper]

Hey guys, I need to get my watering can upgraded on a day that it says it's going to rain tomorrow, right?

[hasty stone]

Choco we talked about this

[wet fog]

im only interested in hayasaka feet

[hollow hornet]

yup

[dusty ibex]

yeah do it then

[hidden viper]

thx guys

[quaint prism]

what has this devolved into

[clever spire]

pfp of issi 💀

[hollow hornet]

lenins influence

[cobalt hare]

sorry I'm a scorpio

[agile pier]

[plush geyser]

howdy

[silent cedar]

I have 55 jades saved up, crystalariums are so damn nice

[silent cedar]

heloo

[clever spire]

put them grippers away

[hasty stone]

Me, a Leo

[wild moss]

[torn bolt]

You water your plants previous rain, go to Clint's and upgrade it, next day your plants will be watered and the next morning you will have your tool back.

[plush geyser]

scrumptious profile picture @inner ridge, mind if we go in dms

[hollow hornet]

is that fucking david harbours feet

[silent cedar]

Me, an Aquarius

[clever spire]

oh no lenin’s here 💀

[hasty stone]

valid

[cobalt hare]

the feet have summoned lenin

[quaint prism]

[hasty stone]

omg

[clever spire]

this is so funny

[silent cedar]

[plush geyser]

[hasty stone]

God my role color is so fucking ugly like did you guys not have anythng cuter for Cowpoke besides Battery Acid Blue

[hollow hornet]

based

[silent cedar]

Imagine the simps for harvey's feet

[stable storm]

[cobalt hare]

wait when did lenin get nitro 💀

[torn bolt]

lmaoooooooo

[silent cedar]

NOO

[torn bolt]

the real question tbh

[clever spire]

kyle bought it 4 him

[hasty stone]

Sugar Daddy Kyle arc

[hollow hornet]

wtf krane is the nitro giver damn

[wild moss]

i wanna know what makes you think battery acid is bright turquoise

[torn bolt]

Kyle being a cutie

once again

[cobalt hare]

aw that's nice

[clever spire]

mhm

[wet fog]

its true, I was the nitro

[hasty stone]

Have you never seen Job Simulator
Its a reference to the slushie

[wild moss]

Kyle? more like cool

[wet fog]

wait indigo I thought you were a girl

[hollow hornet]

cue arguement

[clever spire]

why would u respond to someone you’ve blocked 💀

[hidden viper]

is there any way to see your leveling xp on here?

[cobalt hare]

🤭

[hollow hornet]

did u not look at my bio

[clever spire]

if you’ve blocked me don’t click on my msg smh

[dusty ibex]

yup #governors-mansion

[hasty stone]

It's almost as if this could have been avoided if you so much as clicked a single time on Indigo's profile.

[wild moss]

#governors-mansion with !lvl

[hidden viper]

thanks again guys

[torn bolt]

You mean in game or in the server?

[hidden viper]

server

[wet fog]

cause im allowed to 💀 this is literally a public chat i can do whatever I want if its within the rules lol

[wet fog]

I dont click on random people's profile

[torn bolt]

Oh you can check at #governors-mansion and read about roles and exp at #roles

[hidden viper]

tysm Angel

[clever spire]

this is honestly fan behavior

[dusty ibex]

the wizard has purple hair is all I will say

[hasty stone]

ABIGNAIL

[hollow hornet]

real

[hasty stone]

A BIG NAIL

[hollow hornet]

oh shit

[hasty stone]

I AM SO SORRY

[hollow hornet]

mind fucking blown

[dusty ibex]

erm

[hidden viper]

Guys shane is so cool......

[dusty ibex]

yeah sure

maybe that’s what Caroline will say to Pierre

[torn bolt]

[hasty stone]

Idk, it might help every once in a while

[wild moss]

next you’re gonna tell me she eats rocks or something

[cobalt hare]

[quaint prism]

im sorry to break it to you, but she eats rocks

[torn bolt]

me when showering

[wet fog]

nah im just tired of being told I hate woman because I said i dont like haley

[empty nova]

how does seed exactly randomize game?

[hasty stone]

At least she doesn't suck at video games, right?

[clever spire]

[hidden viper]

Does Abigail really EAT rocks?!

[agile pier]

Yes

[empty nova]

im pretty stupid

[torn bolt]

She does

[cobalt hare]

I-

[dusty ibex]

what songs do u guys sing when ur in the shower

[exotic heron]

Yes

[hidden viper]

LMAO

[hasty stone]

I think not liking Haley is reasonable and I love Haley
I don't think it makes you a misogynist.

[quaint prism]

oh she is AWFUL at videogames, you gotta carry her ass in journey of the prairie king my dog

[wet fog]

aint no mountain high enough is abummer

[cobalt hare]

nicki minajjjjj

[agile pier]

Give her quartz and find out for yourself

[hollow hornet]

no one is spelling abimails name properly and it should stay that way

[carmine salmon]

you sure you wanna go down that road

[torn bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G6QDNC4jPs

[dusty ibex]

yes

[hasty stone]

At least she's not related to a filthy country bumpkin capitalist

[wet fog]

well that's what I got told, and its not even the first time so I just gave up lol

[carmine salmon]

abigail

[dusty ibex]

i be singing adele and the weeknd in the shower

apigail

[quaint prism]

true

[empty nova]

anything and everything, most recent songs ive been singing are metal gear rising songs because i just finished playing through it

[hidden viper]

i fixed my typo :d

[clever spire]

🥱

[carmine salmon]

ben 10 classic series intro

[hasty stone]

Abighail?

[carmine salmon]

bigail

[quaint prism]

abigfail

[wet fog]

able

[exotic heron]

Abijail

[hollow hornet]

a

[hasty stone]

Abigrail?

[clever spire]

not starting the haley argument again ima just move on with my life

[quaint prism]

abigsnail

[hasty stone]

Y'ALL THIS IS CRACKING ME UP

[hidden viper]

Abergel

[hasty stone]

Abigwhale

[quaint prism]

abirail

[carmine salmon]

same

[wet fog]

no one started it lmao 💀

[hasty stone]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU REPLYING TO ME FOR

[exotic heron]

Abigya'll this is cracking me up

[hasty stone]

Right like we're not arguing

[quaint prism]

fight fight fight fight!

[quaint prism]

CHAOS

[wet fog]

I tried to marry penny in my first playtrough but I think i got tired of grinding hearts lol

[hasty stone]

People can have their own opinions, it just gets misogynistic when people call Haley slurs and stuff

[torn bolt]

[quaint prism]

im sorry i only speak vietnamese

can you repeat that

[torn bolt]

[exotic heron]

This reminds me of the community center brawl of 87

[hasty stone]

Uhh you speak Khmer or Mandarin? I can do that

Or Japanese? Bahasa?

[hollow hornet]

omg was that the brawl of 87

[distant sphinx]

Uh

[quaint prism]

oh my gosh

[wet fog]

tbh i didnt really mean it in a misogynistic way, I just meant it in a "i absolutely despise this person" way lol

[distant sphinx]

What did I miss

[quaint prism]

hell

[hidden viper]

can i ask an off topic question here?

[placid fable]

Yeah! It was actually a coding error and so the error caused her to think rocks are food! The reason it’s in the game still is because the creator though, “Man, this is funny” so he left it!

[exotic heron]

Yes

Well i think so

[dusty ibex]

yea sure but dont let the mods see

[hidden viper]

does anyone else play old school runescape

[hollow hornet]

hey guys haha favorite mineral in sdv

[wet fog]

coal

[dusty ibex]

i used to play runescape but like 10 years ago

[charred palm]

Abigail

[hasty stone]

Yeah I know
Like yeah you can absolutely hate Haley, but when people call her very very mean things, its wrong
Like people who hate and respect Haley are fine by me

[hollow hornet]

so true

[dusty ibex]

that game requires so much grinding it’s like a job

[wet fog]

nah but thunder stone or egg wtv is cool

[silent cedar]

i have 5 fkin bone swords, 💀

[hidden viper]

i love mmorpgs that's their nature :D

[exotic heron]

Abigail consumes rocks in order to keep her hair purple

[distant sphinx]

Abigail is a cannibal?

[quaint prism]

how the fuck do i switch languages

[dusty ibex]

my favourite mineral is fire quartz

[charred palm]

A mineral museum who eats her brothers and sisters

[dusty ibex]

I just ain’t got the time for it sadly

[charred palm]

Same 😔

[quaint prism]

can you say it in vietnamese

[distant sphinx]

The edit 💀

[wet fog]

meh I still hate her and i still dont think it was a targeted insult against all woman to insult her

[charred palm]

Please stop yelling it's 12 am x)

[quaint prism]

or Laotian

[charred palm]

Gotta adapt to every situation 🕴️

[quaint prism]

ok thanks

[barren whale]

bro💀

[distant sphinx]

What the

[dusky lake]

What happened to the looking for group area?

[quaint prism]

that works im part chinese too

[barren whale]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[wet fog]

why are you talking about your dead cat

[distant sphinx]

True 🕴️

[barren whale]

im sorry for your loss

[quaint prism]

i ate him sorry

[wet fog]

how do you even write western names with chinese characters

[quaint prism]

i got hungry

[hasty stone]

valid

[quaint prism]

you don't

yeah then i ate him

you literally paid me to do it

[wet fog]

also yes im aware that its not chinese im just saying that to bring all groups together cause idk the differences

[quaint prism]

fr fr

[hasty stone]

You get characters with similar sounds/pronunciations as Western name's syllables

[distant sphinx]

What

[wet fog]

fair enough

[ashen flume]

I was gonna join the chat but nvm

[quaint prism]

LMAO

oh shit i forgot i had stardew open

[distant sphinx]

huh?

[wet fog]

people on instagram are so scared of any kind of food that isnt fried chicken

[hasty stone]

Left the clock running?

[quaint prism]

no i had it paused thankfully

[ashen flume]

Extra steam hours for no good reason

[quaint prism]

i dont remember what in the hell i was doing though

[wet fog]

istg I saw people cook frog legs and people in the comment were like 🤢 🤢 "thats absolutely disgusting"

[wet fog]

like damn my bad you only eat spaghetti and eh...

[quaint prism]

yeah at least 12 hours is just me afking the game lmao

[wet fog]

actually whats a traditional american dinner

[quaint prism]

burger

[agile pier]

I've never had frog legs but they sound decent

[quaint prism]

steak or something

[hasty stone]

Someone stole my lunchpail in middleschool and cried bc my mom cooked it spicy (person who stole it was white) and they got mad at ME for having a spicy lunch that hurt their mouth
But fam
You
stole
it

[quaint prism]

idfk

[wet fog]

tastes like chicken honestly

[ashen flume]

I barely even afk what

[agile pier]

Yeah that's what I've heard

[wet fog]

ik kids are dumb af

[quaint prism]

bro i just be gettin side tracked idk man

[ashen flume]

Lmaoo nice

[scenic hinge]

They'll accept someone using dry ramen to fix a counter but when they see fritters they scream and cry

[hasty stone]

HEY

You shouldn't ping him!!

[hollow hornet]

dont ping ca wtf

[wet fog]

im not really allowed to talk about it but in middleschool someone started to spread a rumor that I had purple... body parts

[wet fog]

like bro what? 💀

do they think im a smurf lmfao

[hasty stone]

You can't do that. His pings and dms aren't open, he's a very busy guy

[agile pier]

😏

[scenic hinge]

They think you're one of the evil minions

[ashen flume]

That literally makes no sense??and that would also mean theyve seen it lmao

[distant sphinx]

I leave for like 30 seconds and someone already pinged ca

[quaint prism]

you should have clocked em

[distant sphinx]

Very brug moment

[ashen flume]

Fr new farmers is wild

[wet fog]

even if they saw it how do they think its purple 😭 bro that shit stuck until half of highschool

[scenic hinge]

How did people fall for that

[ashen flume]

Theyre colorblind idk

[hasty stone]

I don't think so, but its still polite practice in this server not to bother him

[hidden viper]

hey ya'll

[wet fog]

You know what they started calling me after that

[hasty stone]

You won't get in trouble

[distant sphinx]

Nope unless you keep doing it

[hidden viper]

which skill and what level unlocks the crafting bench?

[wet fog]

Purple guy

[distant sphinx]

Keg

[quaint prism]

farming i think?

[distant sphinx]

Robin

[cobalt hare]

you won't get in trouble but that's a very dumb and inconsiderate thing to ping him over

[hidden viper]

oh thanks

[distant sphinx]

I think

[ashen flume]

From a special order quest

[hidden viper]

i'll check

[agile pier]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-guy-behind-behind-the-slaughter-the-man-behind-the-slaughter-the-man-behind-the-slaughter-memes-gif-17338799

[hasty stone]

Hey, I'm sure Issi didn't mean to bother him. They didn't know its common knowledge, I think they're super new

[distant sphinx]

Oh lmao I thought they meant how to make coffee 💀

[ashen flume]

I think its from the ||Evelyn quest that she asks for leeks||

[quaint prism]

wait is it actually robin

[scenic hinge]

It is in the rules tho to be fair

[quaint prism]

i don't remember

[hasty stone]

You're alright, don't worry about it, just don't do it again ❤️

[hidden viper]

can you put a lightning rod on top of a grass shoot and it will continue to spread?

[distant sphinx]

I don't remember I just have a feelin

[wet fog]

gotta go soon ive got to go die doing muay thai

[distant sphinx]

Cocerned

[wet fog]

i have 0 physical pain tolerance lmao

[hasty stone]

cocerned monkey?

[ashen flume]

The special order that evelyn has?isnt that what gives a coffee maker?

[cobalt hare]

[scenic hinge]

The typos really tie it all together

[hidden viper]

Does anyone know , if you put a lightning rod on top of a grass shoot, it will continue to spread?

[quaint prism]

dope, my grandpa was a muay thai typa guy too

[agile pier]

It's from "gifts for george" quest

[cobalt hare]

I didn't call you dumb

[ashen flume]

Yeah,but ill check the wiki for these quests just incase

[empty nova]

just what does seed randomize?

[distant sphinx]

I'm the only dumb one here

[quaint prism]

no no, im pretty fuckin stupid too

[distant sphinx]

Hmm

[hidden viper]

go trip trapping back under your bridge Issi! Just kidding

[empty nova]

??

[hushed nebula]

sorry

[empty nova]

im assuming enchants is some later game thing

[hushed nebula]

i thought this was minecraft server

[hearty hatch]

is multiplayer back up

[empty nova]

my brother in christ

[hushed nebula]

anyways it doesnt affect much

[empty nova]

yeah but what does it affect

[hushed nebula]

probably forage spawns weather etc

[flint grotto]

what even is a farmer huh

[distant sphinx]

Because

[hushed nebula]

like nothing worth finding a specific seed for

[distant sphinx]

That's just how it is

You can always use mods

[hushed nebula]

ong also no asians wth

eric barone racist confirmed

[flint grotto]

not appropriate

[ashen flume]

Ok i did it,kinda late but it was the Evelyn one

[hidden viper]

can we post screen shots of our character here?

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[barren whale]

does anyone else play on switch

[distant sphinx]

You don't have image perms though

[hidden viper]

Ik but soon

[dusty ibex]

looks like he got banned

[ashen flume]

Yeah it does

[hushed nebula]

who

[scenic hinge]

Me

[dusty ibex]

issi

[placid fable]

I do!

[hushed nebula]

aw why

[scenic hinge]

Was it bc they pinged ca

[dusty ibex]

he kinda was a troll

[hushed nebula]

the kanye dude?

[scenic hinge]

Oh that too

[distant sphinx]

No definitely not

[dusty ibex]

well he did say some sketchy things before that

[hidden viper]

who was a troll

[dusty ibex]

like weird things with cats

[scenic hinge]

Ah okay

[hushed nebula]

kanyelover911

[dusty ibex]

the feet pfp guy

issi

[hushed nebula]

oh

[quaint prism]

issi

[cobalt hare]

not surprised tbh

[hushed nebula]

im thinking of the wrong p-erson

[hidden viper]

Issi was a troll?

[dusty ibex]

yes

[hidden viper]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

yeah obvious troll lol

[hidden viper]

Thats why i told him to go trip trapping back under his bridge

[quaint prism]

he was like that one guy with the hog rider pfp

[distant sphinx]

Anyways favorite craftable item in stardew valley

[scenic hinge]

LOL

[hidden viper]

trip trap trip trap

[clever spire]

trip trapping?💀

[dusty ibex]

good to see that mods are getting rid of ppl quickly

[quaint prism]

anything explosive

[dusty ibex]

field snacks

[placid fable]

Warp Totems!

[hollow hornet]

field snack

[hidden viper]

u never heard the story bout the three billy goats?

[clever spire]

no :0

[hidden viper]

aw

[scenic hinge]

Do the clothes count? If not then iridium band

[empty nova]

stupid question, but would blue hair match with red/brown clothes?

[ashen flume]

Maybe chest

[hidden viper]

it might!

[heady scarab]

SV overwhelms me so bad omfg

[silent cedar]

WHAT.

[heady scarab]

making progress tho

[distant sphinx]

No one mentioned my favorite craftable post cc item

[quaint prism]

take the game slow, it shouldn't be overwhelming you

[hushed nebula]

prolly cuz this is new farmers

[ashen flume]

Red could maybe be a lot of colors,but it depends on the tone of Red (and blue too tbh)

[hidden viper]

It can be overwhelming

[silent cedar]

damn 0.05% chance

[heady scarab]

but TIMED CONTENT

[placid fable]

Good job on the prismatic!

[empty nova]

want a screenshot to see what i mean?

[silent cedar]

I'm just surprised on the rates lmao. 0.05%

[quaint prism]

ok thats true, thats when you start speed running

[placid fable]

Yeah!

[distant sphinx]

There's only 1 time restricted heart event and that's with sam

[ashen flume]

Sure place it in #images-and-memes

[placid fable]

There really hard to get!

[hidden viper]

When does the little mouse guy get more hats to sell?

[dusty ibex]

I got my first shard from a slime in secret woods

[distant sphinx]

Otherwise everything else can take as long as you want

[hushed nebula]

achievements unlock hats

[silent cedar]

[dusty ibex]

it’s a 0.05% drop rate but for something u do so often

[ashen flume]

Each achievement unlocks one hat

[dusty ibex]

so it’s not too crazy low

[hidden viper]

ty

[empty nova]

did

[hushed nebula]

its stupid that steam servers have to rely on GOG

[heady scarab]

lies. bundles are timed even though I can finish whenever

[ashen flume]

I dont even know whats GOG 💀

[heady scarab]

but if I forget or I miss then I have to wait a whole ingame year for some items

[cobalt hare]

is multiplayer working again?

[hidden viper]

It's okay if stardew is overwhelming you, but remember that you can play at your own pace

[heady scarab]

PANIC

[hidden viper]

breathe!

[barren whale]

the duality of humankind

[ashen flume]

Me when i went to the ||skull caverns|| for the first time

[distant sphinx]

How are they timed

[quaint prism]

mood

[ashen flume]

I was so anxious dear lord

[distant sphinx]

Unless you're speedrunning you can take until year 274681948

[heady scarab]

Nah I know SV is something to enjoy at whatever pace you can but my personality just says FINISH IT ALL ASAP

[ashen flume]

Now i go there just cause oo good luck

[quaint prism]

same

[distant sphinx]

Or however many years your storage can hold

[quaint prism]

i make bank off of it

[heady scarab]

Because I can only get certain items at certain times...?

[heady scarab]

^

[distant sphinx]

Yeah but you can always get them next year

[heady scarab]

ala fish, foraging, crops

[ashen flume]

Theres the traveling cart too

[heady scarab]

my dude

[quaint prism]

im relatable to this too, i've already completed a fair bit of the game and im only mid way through y3

[distant sphinx]

And traveling cart yeah

[hidden viper]

in order to get lots off coffee, what do i do

[heady scarab]

I've never left Spring year 1 because I always get panicked and overwhelmed lmao

[ashen flume]

I completed cc on like year 2 and it was my second save

[quaint prism]

plant coffee seeds during spring

[ashen flume]

Please get to summer the soundtrack rocks

[distant sphinx]

Well you're definitely not completing anything if you're doing that lmao

[quaint prism]

this is technically my second save right now, my first save was with my friends but we stopped playing

[heady scarab]

You

I swear

[devout epoch]

felt that

[heady scarab]

Like yeah no shit I'm not completing anything lmfao

[ashen flume]

Oh the y7 one in my name is my 3rd one and the 2nd one was just like that

[heady scarab]

That's what I have been saying

[hidden viper]

does anyone else take physical notes for the game :3 i find it helpful

[heady scarab]

but anyways. this game is PERFECT for people who like keeping notes and such

[ashen flume]

Yes and its amazing

[heady scarab]

but I can't and it makes me more panicked

[quaint prism]

no and i hate my self for not doing that lmao

[ashen flume]

I drew a shed on my notes page

And a beehive

[heady scarab]

This game is bullet journalling in video game form.

[ashen flume]

And a bunch of items

[heady scarab]

prove me wrong

[distant sphinx]

I'm just saying you're not being timed

[quaint prism]

i just take mental notes and hope i dont forget mid day

i usually dont forget

[hidden viper]

i find it helpful, if you think it would be helpful for you i'd recommend doing it :)

[distant sphinx]

I'm very confused what you're trying to say

[heady scarab]

[agile pier]

I just use a notes app but ye

[heady scarab]

Yes I know but you keep saying I am wrong

[ashen flume]

When im lazy i just drop it somewhere in my private server

[scenic wyvern]

everyone is in here i c

[heady scarab]

It's draining

[empty nova]

am i able to move my lake location (the one at farm) regularly or do i need a mod to do that?

[distant sphinx]

No?

[quaint prism]

im debating on this too

[ashen flume]

Need mods

[distant sphinx]

Mod sadly

[empty nova]

may i ask for the mod then?

[devout epoch]

ooh i never thought about that i should start doing that. sounds like a good idea! :)

[scenic wyvern]

why take notes when u can memorize every aspect of the game kicking out actual real life logic xd

[hidden viper]

Jade, if you don't want to play it, don't play it. If you do just try to enjoy yourself

[novel thistle]

@hidden viper You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[ashen flume]

Imagine if you could move lakes tho,terraforming

[scenic wyvern]

i want to move lakes and ponds so badly

[quaint prism]

avatar type shit

[heady scarab]

I am. I wanna play just talking with other new players about difficulties.

[ashen flume]

Im divided between both istg

[scenic wyvern]

i just have sdv wiki on standby at all times

[distant sphinx]

If you can move windows by just popping them off then you could probably terraform your whole farm with your bare hands

[devout epoch]

omg thatd be lifechanging. itd be so sick

[heady scarab]

why take notes when you can just have 25 tabs open

not exaggerating

[quaint prism]

the damn little bodies of water in standard farm is in the way of me making my perfect farm 😩

[barren whale]

real

[ashen flume]

Oh i have only 11

[placid fable]

Yes, I have 31 tabs open!!!

Lol!

[scenic wyvern]

the proper way of doing things

[distant sphinx]

Smh you need 1 tab for every wiki article

[devout epoch]

literally same id have the wiki open on sooo many tabs LMAO

[heady scarab]

VINCENT'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND HIM A GIFT HE'LL LOVE

my brain

[ashen flume]

I only take notes on personal goals i have to do,like...i cant think of any that isnt post cc nvm but theres a bunch

[quaint prism]

do you have grapes

[distant sphinx]

That's the neat part, you dont

[quaint prism]

he likes grapes

[distant sphinx]

Gift him clay

[ashen flume]

What about snails?

[heady scarab]

Nah spring year 1 so ima just find a daffodil hopefully

[scenic wyvern]

anyone here good with advertising as for one of my classes im doing a cpt where i need to advertise a new roller coaster

[quaint prism]

the day vincent gives me clay during the star thing is the day i pelt him with rocks

[silent cedar]

I should buy both the battery pack yea? I also plan to buy the oil

[quaint prism]

dont imo

[scenic wyvern]

2500 too much

[quaint prism]

^

[inner estuary]

Getting a ||snail or grape|| is pretty easy

[distant sphinx]

That are terrible prices

[ashen flume]

Only buy the oil if youre far from the deluxe barn

[scenic wyvern]

buy that truffle oil tho so u dont have to buy pigs

[silent cedar]

I havent gotten a single battery pack from storms in like ages

[quaint prism]

do you have lighting rods

[silent cedar]

1

[quaint prism]

that explains

[fleet siren]

hey guys is there a problem with multiplayer ?

[silent cedar]

yep

[quaint prism]

make like 5

[ashen flume]

Yeah there is

[scenic wyvern]

i dont think that needs a spoiler tag

[silent cedar]

alright ty

[quaint prism]

the oil might be worth it cause ||lewis is gonna ask for one later||

[heady scarab]

Everytime someone asks if multiplayer is down it stays down for 20 more minutes

[quaint prism]

real

[scenic wyvern]

really?

[ashen flume]

I trash that quest,damn its not worth it,too little money for god knows what

[scenic wyvern]

fr

[quaint prism]

im a jobber so i do everything

[silent cedar]

ah alright i'll buy it then, ty

[scenic wyvern]

fair enough

[quaint prism]

WAIT

[quaint prism]

WAIT WAIT

[distant sphinx]

Not worth 4k though

[silent cedar]

o.o

[quaint prism]

you can also make a deluxe barn too

[agile pier]

Lewis after getting his oil 😫

[ashen flume]

You even give him the shorts back?

[quaint prism]

yeah lmao

[distant sphinx]

Lewis's date with marnie can wait lmao

[quaint prism]

i was debating on putting it in my display

[scenic wyvern]

lol

[silent cedar]

that's true lol, and I do plan to replace all my cows and singular goat with pigs in the future

[barren whale]

im at the ||luau|| and forgot to ||bring something for potluck|| but now i can't leave

[quaint prism]

restart day

[wet carbon]

Anyone else make guides to their townies? This is all i know about them just from playing so far for spring bdays.

[distant sphinx]

Just go with it

[agile pier]

You can reset the day

[ashen flume]

Reset the day idk

[placid fable]

Yeah! It says “Mayor Lewis wants truffle oil. He won’t explain what it’s for. Maybe it’s none of your business”
“-Bring Lewis a bottle of Truffle Oil.”

[cobalt hare]

What mine levels are the best for farming coal?

[scenic wyvern]

teddy

[agile pier]

But you can also just tell Lewis to start

[ashen flume]

Nah i just remember loved gifts and schedules by memory

[cobalt hare]

lube

[distant sphinx]

40-70

[agile pier]

Spam reset 55

[wet carbon]

Teddy grahm crackers haha

[agile pier]

It's the best

[cobalt hare]

ok

[ashen flume]

Barely schedules but it works

[wet carbon]

This is really my first time playing haha

[scenic wyvern]

lol

[slow yew]

that's really cool! much cooler than the games system

[agile pier]

For dust sprites

[quaint prism]

man the nature of having multiple conversations in one chat is amazing cause you dont know what the hell is going on

[cobalt hare]

nils ur memory damn

[fleet siren]

when is the servers gona fix?

[ashen flume]

Chaos

[scenic wyvern]

they aint the only one

[hushed nebula]

is mayo a W or L sauce

[quaint prism]

what

[hushed nebula]

tell me

[scenic wyvern]

memorizing is normal for me in games

[quaint prism]

idfk man

[scenic wyvern]

its a huge aspect imo

[cobalt hare]

wow!!!

[quaint prism]

like in game W

irl idk

[distant sphinx]

I'm not memorizing npc schedules lmao

[cobalt hare]

does luck of the day affect how many dust sprites spawn? I currently have a best luck day and in level 55 all I found was a bat and a slime

[quaint prism]

no

[scenic wyvern]

no

[hushed nebula]

IRL BRO

[cyan charm]

anyones multiplayer not working ? is it down

[scenic wyvern]

ill try mine

[distant sphinx]

😭

[hushed nebula]

yes gog is broken so steam also broken

[fleet siren]

yea its same in my game too

[hushed nebula]

#bulletin-board

[placid fable]

I take notes! Sadly I can’t send pictures though!

[cyan charm]

do u know how long it takes to get back up ?

[agile pier]

Higher luck actually spawns less and you can also use ||monster musk|| if you have it

[scenic wyvern]

my multiplayer broken too

[fleet siren]

im need to know that too

[hushed nebula]

you know you can check this in game right

[cyan charm]

we need a dev or sm to tell us

[dusty ibex]

u got some good hand writing

[cyan charm]

im so angry im just tryna play the game

[hushed nebula]

same

[fleet siren]

samer

[hidden viper]

Uh yeah. Physical notes are helpful to me.

[fleet siren]

same

[placid fable]

How do I level up? In this server!

[hidden viper]

Tysm ^-^

[distant sphinx]

Single player still exists

[distant sphinx]

Talking

[cyan charm]

cant just ditch my boy dafuq

[scenic wyvern]

10 xp every minute 300 xp to level up

[agile pier]

There's 1 dev lol but it's a steam thing not a stardew thing

[scenic wyvern]

agreed

[placid fable]

Thanks!

[cyan charm]

aight thanks

[dusty ibex]

we got a few of these LUL

[hushed nebula]

no its a GOG thing

[scenic wyvern]

wrong ping @placid fable

[plain path]

anyone had an issue where friends cant join their server

[cyan charm]

yes

[scenic wyvern]

mp offline

[fleet siren]

yes

[agile pier]

Yea because that's what steam uses

[distant sphinx]

Lmaoo

[ashen flume]

read above

[hushed nebula]

i know and it sucks

[plain path]

oh is it an issue atm ??

[agile pier]

Yes

[plain path]

not just me

[scenic wyvern]

yep

[ashen flume]

yeah

[scenic wyvern]

we all havin issues

[cyan charm]

im just tryna find out how long its gonna take

[hushed nebula]

same

[scenic wyvern]

ima head and do some homework for once

[cyan charm]

just smoked a bowl im wasting that shit bro

[scenic wyvern]

cya

[hushed nebula]

usually it takes like a couple hours

for steam but its gog so idk

[cyan charm]

the discussion started like 2 hours ago i think

[quaint prism]

aight imma keep it real with you big dog

[hushed nebula]

uh oh

[quaint prism]

i really dont know how the fuck mayo tastes cause i usually eat it with a bunch of other things so i never noticed it

[hushed nebula]

choose ur next words wisely

[quaint prism]

THERE

I SAID IT, SHAME ME

[hushed nebula]

so you just got it on there for no reason

thats weird

[quaint prism]

i mean

sort of i guess

i rarely have mayo

im asian so i eat asian things

[hushed nebula]

asian mayo is good too

[placid fable]

Oh!

[quaint prism]

imma keep it real with you on that too

[ashen flume]

mayo on something like a burger does taste good

[quaint prism]

aight so like, i eat mcdonalds and shit

[distant sphinx]

Bunger

[dusty ibex]

i like mayonnaise in sandwiches but i dont like dipping it with my chips (fries for u guys)

[quaint prism]

but i never notice the taste of mayo

but back to what i was saying

[plain path]

how long have servers been down

[quaint prism]

i dont even know if i had asian mayo before

[hushed nebula]

ur food game trash my guy imma keep it a buck with you

[quaint prism]

i cant remember

[distant sphinx]

Mayo kinda ehh to me

[hushed nebula]

like 2 hours

[quaint prism]

those aint the only things i eat lmao

[ashen flume]

ketchup is better imo

[quaint prism]

^

[hushed nebula]

dude

[quaint prism]

at least i can taste ketchup

[dusty ibex]

u can’t talk about that in this channel

[hushed nebula]

KETCHUP IS TRASH

WAKE UP

[shadow egret]

oopsd

[dusty ibex]

agreed

[hushed nebula]

oh my god

[agile pier]

Talk about post cc things in #stardew-spoilers

[hushed nebula]

you are all heathens

[plain path]

i have ketchup everyday for the past 15 years of my life

[dusty ibex]

my favourite sauce is hot sauce or chilli sauce though

i make my own chilli sauce and it’s really good

[plain path]

loved it since 5

[shadow egret]

but is it post cc?

[agile pier]

Ketchup on eggs

[ashen flume]

bro it's all about that sweet sour and sweet mix

[distant sphinx]

Hehe

[quaint prism]

bro if you want me to i'll drive to a store right now get some mayo and just eat a spoonful of that shit

[agile pier]

Yes that's way after cc

[hidden viper]

u eat what :o

[hushed nebula]

dm me 😏

[quaint prism]

and i'll actually know what it tastes like

[shadow egret]

hm

[hushed nebula]

LMAO

[ashen flume]

OH MY GOD KETCHUP ON COOKED EGGS

[quaint prism]

mein got

[snow agate]

I LOVE STARDEW VALLEY

[quaint prism]

^

[agile pier]

Same fr

[hidden viper]

im afraid of tomatoes

[tropic frigate]

Same

[hushed nebula]

DO YOU LOVE MAYO IRL????

[distant sphinx]

I hate stardew valley

[hidden viper]

ketchup is the worlds worst invention

[snow agate]

no haters allowed

[agile pier]

MAYO STINKS BRO

[snow agate]

only lovers

[agile pier]

SMELLS LIKE DOOKY WATER

[hushed nebula]

mfs eating like 1% tomato 99% chemical flavoring

[hushed nebula]

bruh i thought you were cool

[snow agate]

Anyone know how to fuck your wife in this game

[hushed nebula]

nice to know I was WRONG

[snow agate]

Is that possible?

[hushed nebula]

chill out bro

[agile pier]

[distant sphinx]

Have the 2nd upgrade house

[ashen flume]

just make it at home,it's great

[agile pier]

💀

[distant sphinx]

Then she'll randomly ask in the night for a baby

[agile pier]

Bro went full on lemme smash

[distant sphinx]

You won't get to see the action

[ashen flume]

deleted message moment

[quaint prism]

this server is hell

purgatory

[hidden viper]

this server is always on full blast

[distant sphinx]

[hushed nebula]

mayo is always S tier

[quaint prism]

send a non stardew fan to here and their brain melts

[snow agate]

My bad

[distant sphinx]

Most of the time it's really chill

[snow agate]

I got a bit ahead of myself

[tropic frigate]

[ashen flume]

atleast we have lil forest spirits

[fleet siren]

is servers ok

[snow agate]

[hushed nebula]

check out xtardew on nexusmods

[distant sphinx]

You asked like 5 mins ago 💀

[snow agate]

aint no way

[hushed nebula]

i can say that right

[torn bolt]

#bulletin-board message

[hushed nebula]

its not nsfw

well it is

[snow agate]

😩

[fleet siren]

yea sorry for that but im angry for that

[snow agate]

same

[hushed nebula]

i gotchu bro 🤝

[ashen flume]

but it isnt a stardew issue

[snow agate]

only reason i joined was because the servers dies

d

[quaint prism]

they'll send an announcement or some shit when its fixed

[hushed nebula]

ugh this is why gog is trash

[fleet siren]

hr

[placid fable]

I did robins wood 1000 wood request and got 2,500g!

[quaint prism]

nice

[distant sphinx]

Was it worth the pain

[quaint prism]

no

[placid fable]

Yeah! I needed the wood!

[hushed nebula]

mayo better

[obsidian topaz]

haley best i'd say in my opinion

[ashen flume]

you get to keep the wood so its fine

[quaint prism]

oh no

[hushed nebula]

mayo better

[fleet siren]

[obsidian topaz]

haley = mayo

[distant sphinx]

Ok good choice

[fleet siren]

hr

[hushed nebula]

shit bruh i like haley now

[obsidian topaz]

good

[distant sphinx]

Haley is mayo 👀

[hushed nebula]

haley best girl

[rain bane]

I stopped having a stardew addiction a few months ago

[placid fable]

I don’t like Haley she’s snotty!

[rain bane]

Finally going back in

[snow agate]

haleys gifts anooy

[placid fable]

I like Sebastian better!

[hollow yoke]

the first thing i read

[obsidian topaz]

[wet carbon]

there I got all their bday's written down. next gotta figure out everyone's likes lol

[distant sphinx]

Good

[fleet siren]

can someone find me leah in real?

[hushed nebula]

yo is mayo a W or L sauce irl

[hollow yoke]

W

[hushed nebula]

lets go

[hollow yoke]

major w

[hushed nebula]

yes

[obsidian topaz]

is haley goated with the sauce?

[hollow yoke]

all yall fav sauces probably include mayo too so L doesn't make sense

[quaint prism]

bro WHAT DOES MAYO EVEN TASTE LIKE

[hushed nebula]

facts bro

we up

[plain path]

how long does the server thing normally last btw

[distant sphinx]

Solid but not really egg

[placid fable]

= 🗑
= ❤️

[hollow yoke]

tastes like haley

[quaint prism]

what does that even mean

[hushed nebula]

did you just say mayonnaise was trash

[quaint prism]

what does that mean too

[ashen flume]

Normally it doesnt even happen,maybe a few hours

[hushed nebula]

aye bruh chill

[plain path]

no ik ive never seen it before

just curious

[fleet siren]

mental breakdown

[obsidian topaz]

bad opinion i'd say in my opinion i think

[hushed nebula]

it happened august last year but thats all i could find on the topic

[hollow yoke]

seb likes flounder

[ashen flume]

Oh thats a long time