#stardew-valley
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why so?
oh lmfao
you'll get better at warding off enemies, dont worry. everyone gets bullied when they go in for the first time
yeah I have everything except the jade, and i have a jade currently in my crystalarium generating others which i forgot about
ah
My iridium ore😭
I feel like you just don't get enough for selling them.
You dont, thats one reason i collect them

i think i ought to sleep i stayed up all day playing stardew and it’s 5 am goodnight everyone
goodnight 
this is unrelated to anything but what will happen if i click the link in your profile
you'll be taken to the google doc its linked to
yes
yeah thats all lmao
oh
Take care of your health
I wish that higher quality fish created higher quality sashimi, that'd be lovely
it looks like a narrative(?) set in a third person perspective
Yeah
o . o
Night night ❤️
Idk whats in it
Damn that's rare!
Is it?
HALEY🥰🥰
It goes for 5k I believe.
yeah

The spirits are annoyed today as well
sells for like 5k but it’s a pretty rare drop so I’d just keep it bc it’s cool
meh i'd rather keep it
You can also tailor it.
I sold mine and I regret it
i'll happily keep it
oh?
You get more.
Pirate hat or something?
Yeah.
0.24% damn
Yep.
Very very low.
wow that pirate hat image did not work well
with a
yes
I mean I made it just to have it lol.
I'll make it once I get a 2nd chest
oh shit are they useful ??
Yeah
The chest just looks so good
And Tailor
indeed
If you want to cosplay a pirate
I sold mine early on because I wanted to buy seeds
no use other than to get a hat or for 5k
oh dang
🏴☠️
the 5k was nice🥰🥰

definitely
whats the quickest way to grind froaging
cut down hardwood
It's guaranteed btw.
and then trees if u don’t have hardwood to cut
What is?
2nd chest.
The second chest
There's a guaranteed way to get a second one
oh rly
oh damn. More gold to buy potatoes with
where tf aiblings at
aiblings?
ye
no idea what that is
Siblings ?
Abigail?
What?
I keep forgetting people that weren't there don't know shit 
aibling
AIBLIBG
AIBLING
HI
WAIT U WEREN'T IN TEA LAND?
NO
SINCE WHEN
OUI
OUI
HOW WAS IT
bread
BOR8BG
OOF
🥖
LMAO

SDV GO BRRRRRRRRRR
YASSS
No, that's baguette
🍞?
My discord is talkin bout politics and i know no shit about that, so i retreated here..
So HI FARMERSS
why is the emoji called french bread, instead of baguette
wtf
what
anyway
because baguette is french bread
kieran lookie
i lookie
watah
Say hi back 🔫
oh my
lets see if I get anything half decent
i know that location
hi back
swimming there now
oh shit
i saw that
Hello!
Sssst, nothin happened to the doge
ohshitohfuck I see kieran
AAAAA
lmfao. Found a chicken statue right outside of my coop with chickens in it
yay
greetings :D,
chicken statue is so adorable ngl
hello fellow non human
but i never know where to put it
inside/outside the coop perhaps
yeah i always put it in the coop
Hello!
make it a shrine and worship it
hell yeah

in a table
wait u can do that
yup
omg furzona is called cherry now
💀 i don't toy around with deco and it shows
ye just put table and right click
nice
sap go brr
Omg I thought my 450 was alot
oh it is
For what?
Cactus lol.
I thought you didnt have to spoil them since they are listed in the foraging bundle 
no worries
smol baby egg
THE WIZARD WAS OUTSIDE AND NOW I CRASHED
yes lol i realized i needed to transfer it over to my other chest 
o.o
(this is was the day i was supposed to meet him at the tower)
Note to self, do not talk to wizard outside of his house
exaclty
lmfaoo
Huh since when does the wizard go outside😭
never in any case
talk to him outside of the tower.
he will bring his sorcery to your executable
he touches grass
Fake news
Sorry I didn’t realise people do that
what the f* ck how the f*ck
trees go brr
I have like 300 left
I made a lot of chests
and made a coop and big barn
i dont even know half the items in there
Why does this remind of of herobrine so much.
i know 7 types of items out of all the contains of the chast
Didn't you unlock the dwarf??
no lmfao
i got dwarf scroll1
only 1000? Pathetic.
Mia getting triggered.
hi strawb

i have over 3000 
Slay 😩
Sup straw
@quiet compass
no hes eating it >:(
🥤
Straw would u like to see a piece of pic from my favourite webtoon 
yes back
Erm sure 
||thats rlly sus||
i love them
no black hair?
The story is great
how do you emote in the game?
8 and a half stacks 
press Y
Haha they totally aren't hot at all
(Help osogof they're hot)
Idk their hair colours is the same as their small(animal) form
M&K?
i dig the pink one
That one's lust
I dig everyone but the red haired one
YOOOOO nice one
She was meant to be hot.
That one's wrath
The pink ones pretty
Pink haired>>
pink 😩 💍 
i like yellow and the black & white
SMOL
You choose pink because waifu
I choose pink because #slayy
we are not the same
THEY'RE SMOL
omg pink eat me
||oh, it seems doing that quest for emily was worth it after all. She gave me my own sewing machine <3 ||
I feel like I'm 80 when I read this.
💍
Yeah they're great, its not that the quest is hard, too

real
yeah the quest was incredibly easy because i already had all the minerals
nah bcs red suddenly became #slay
pink

||oh right- i forgot about the winter fest thing. Well I have clint so he's an easy gift lol||
Clint is so easy to gift
yes give him sap
NO
and after that its his birthday, another sap!
half tempted to give him an iridium bar
Soggy newspapers, he likes to read!!
O m n i g e o d e s
i cant believe you.
The man doesn’t deserve iridium
Give clint copper ore

Jesus christ no.
Stalker man
Nah just give him omni geodes
We hate Clunt.
ehh
Clunt 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
He loves rubies, i have like 35. I'll give him 1
Clunt 💩 💩
unrelated question but why do u have numbers on ur username
no wtf
Stupid damned dwarf scrolls 💀
give him sap whats stopping you
why?
DHSJDNSKSDN
cause i want to give him a proper gift
Farm. For. Dwarf. Scroll. 1.
pssst mia
Its my birthday lol
he doesnt deserve a proper a gift smh my head
i missed ur birthday dang
Created it as my minecraft nickname like 6 years ago with my mom and i've kept it ever since
Ever thought about how weird it is when Lewis gives you the letter and it has his name on it
You didnt even know me by the time my birthday passed 💀
thats sweet
shhhhhh happy birthday dear

Lmao
huh?
yall gay
u
thats true aswell
why is it weird

no 
Lewis giving himself to you for secret Santa 😭
happy birthdaty
OHH LMAOO

LMFAO I HAD THAT
i am the whole gay
yeah good point
i gave him sap

ooo
so true ruhi
i am gay thief, i will steal your gay
no i am
Spring is in 5 days ✨
Awesome
yesss
nice nice
Do you not have ||the greenhouse?||
plenty ready for spring
winter seeds?
Not yet, I still need animal products and and a singular potato
Ooo
whats ur favourite scare crow
how've u progressed farther than me in just hours 💀
i feel like crying i hate sdv now
one that scares crows
||deluxe||
Flower dance one.
i want to say your mom now
who 
||ur mom||
is at the bottom of the ocean in ashes 
Because it remembers me of dancing with Haley ❤️
what why
💀
How the hell do I make my damned chickens level up in hearts? they stay at 0 even if i pet them daily and feed them
they seem to be playing for 24 hours straight 💀
time
Well its too damned slow
also if it's winter use a heater ig
||i passed out at lvl 94
||
is it winter? put heaters
heater in their coop
i have onee
false info
sending virtual hugs
So this game is the Dark Souls of Farming.
HALEYY STANN
u 😭 good progression tho i'm just jealous at my lack of diligence LMFAOO
Damn and the elevator was on 95 rip..
Well i've been using my days decently efficient
||sc||
We stan haley
WOOO OUR NUMBERS ARE RISING
💍
Ik lol.
💁 hi guys
ur shitting me
theres none lmao
The isn't.
A what

theres a mod that adds elevators tho

So I'm actually super new to this game and played it with a buddy for 8 hours yesterday. Sadly we chose the River map😩

Your mom
I'm on river map right now.
omg same #slay
sorry for your loss
Should I upgrade my coop and barn before upgrading my house?
this is very anti-slay of you
the rate at which their hearts go up makes me want to sell these little shits
Deadass
River map gets too much hate.
I hope it's just hate
Better get to fishing 😁
just to make myself happier i'm gonna rename my animals to people in this server
Riverland was my first map
It may be ugly
But damn was it useful
i wanna be the goat

i BETTER be the goat.
Yeah the central island for piggies.
You could say the same about mountain or forest, except they're not ugly 🤩
I'm honoured.
buy one 
i have 10 cows 2 pigs
Hahaha 😩 🙏
i dib on cows if u don't have goat
Can I be a pig?
6 cows are named nancy tho
My current sprinklers can cover 432 tiles. I guess i'll buy 432 potatoes 💀 lol
Prime example of the anti-slay
Ill proudly be a cow
why
Your mom
anti-slay
Get that strawberry money.
I see a new person with a cultured pfp 
bc @hot cobalt wanted to be cow pt 1, pt 2, etc and i let them 
I love anti-slaying
Game started of as sleep when I tried it. Then I earned money with my potatoes and the game became like crack

I know its not very live laugh love of me

That's called CPR.
Lmao
What
lame
She looks cute
You make me depressed.
name a cow strxw or czei and ill love you
she IS cute
She is underrated
You too.
She is perfection
Anyway time to go back on my hiatus from this cute little cesspool ❤️
See y'all later
#slay
see ya pachi
name it strawberry
thats u
yep
Slaytastic
nice observation
slay
s l a y
nice pfp, slay
clay
no
clunt
For Clunt?

nice pfp
enkidu
clay is anti-slay
is the true clay
thanks u too

clay but its pronounced slay
don't slander enkidu like that
NOO IM SORRY
you slander the enby clay from fate
i dont know what that is but clay is now slay
good morning
hello 
Happens to the best of us.
lol i love reading rules for some reason, i think that i am looking for something new when i do
you do have a unique rule to!
which one is it
Number two, i haven't seen it before
Clay but it pronounced Vincent
is there a place i can just buy slime? if not then wheres the best place to farm them?
its new i believe
You just made me read the rules for the first 2nd time
17th rule soon gonna be added: No Spouse Wars 
LOL
That would be cruel
Spouse war is the true essence of this server /j
real
there are so many desperados!
real
krobus sells 50 on mondays i believe
kieran cropmaster when
NOOO HALEY STANS SHALL WIN
ty
or just go to lower mine levels and clay some slimes
i am very sad that there isnt a "Bumpkin" role.
what are your thoughts about the multiplayer?
Its awesome if you can find people who are as invested as you
i know thats why im so impressed lol
"there is no escape for you, CONGRATS!" I love this line thats why i shared it
how many of you have watched RT's stream?
Three large melons, that's a world record for me
SEBBY SEBBY
Petition to make one of the big roles says "Touch Grass."
WE NEED MORE PRODUCT SEBBY!
no sprinklers? Also cool!
most people here are crop masters aka the fake desperados - 🤓
crying
How do u have the patience to water them all
Lmao
im farmer
Imagine being cropmaster lol.

I have sprinklers, but I just can't seem to put them up correctly so all the crops get watered, so I water by hand
farmers r great 
im trying to decide on a song to learn on piano, what are your favorite songs from the game?
Ravens decent
mines
Flicker in the deep
the one from the mines
Guys guys, have u all ever heard of the hit game Stardew Valley?
YES
Ah yes
Omg, what's that?
The one from the mines my favorite song
how do u guys memorize the names of the songs 
Hi ruhi
Can i say a song from another game?
nah i play moondrop gulley tho
Nocturne of ice.
ikr
sure!
I think it's that.
bc im cringe
hello, people are asking why i pickled you
i dont even have the volume on
actually if you want to dm them to me lol ill make a proper list rofl
Waterfall - Undertale
Also the abigail heart event one is simply beautiful, duet in the rain i believe?
Great song!
They spend their stardew hours looking at the jukebox in the saloon
real

ye, 4 hearts
explains the desperado
/j

Please learn plants vs zombies main theme ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
ya im totally proud of the pants next to my name
kinda
based
THIS YES
give it to the lizard in the emote
ha thats an interesting choice! my wife asked me to learn something from startdew tho
maybe afterwards
have lizard wear short
thats sweet of u
real
😄 i need to do something with my life while i wait for my interview anyway lol
okay ill brb i need to listed to all of your suggestions
Learn Rush E :D
Nocturne of ice ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
goodluck w ur interview!
listej
Pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of the sky (this long ass name duh) - Dialga's Fight To The Finish is another of my all time favorites ❤️
Kid Laroi?
mystery dungeon
Btw @jade beacon the pic i sent on the other server is a He, lets keep that a secret from straw 
okay i remember liking that one
uh no? what about him
hey star which mines

hii ive got a question
welcome! ask away
Hello!!
thank you
WHAT? LUST???
Hiii i got an answer, might not be an answer to your question tho
i am in a slime cave
hello!!
HELL NO
welcome as well!
No, the one u said cute
oh ok then sure
amethyst?
Purple slime egg?
Does it not say the name?
No god why did i think of slime eggs xD
nope
if its a new game they won't have the egg drop lol
i can

hi indigo
Thats why i said "why did i think of that"
God im dumb
hey sammy
stfu
😐
wth 
someone called me?
good morning 
i have been called
lmao
when will i ever reach the 300s
i reached 340 
lmaoo ur not even in the 300s
zamn
what a loser
Im just gonna sit here with my lvl 65
im not even lvl 50 lol

When does one acquire the next colour?
TINY CATTO NOOOO
100 for u

type in "!ranks" in #governors-mansion
thats a long way to go 
idek what level i am
Lv 100
what happens when you get the shorts
real
U get shorter
you accept that you dont touch grass

you put them in the luau stew
damn ruhi number 1 in the lb
grass?
enjoy the farmer role while u still can
and i haven't been much active recently 
yummy sweaty grandpa pants 😋
should i introduce the newcomers to the lb so they can be as competitive as i was
This sounds like theres a dark future ahead
captain indigo
What lb?
when will we dominate lb
LeBlanc
y did sammy react to her own message
im busy i cant anymore 
idk its just that by the time i reach the next role I'd probably be like "Dang, i shouldve touched grass."
!lb
View the most active members of the Stardew Valley Discord server
sad
grass is overrated
real
same 😩
🤝
school starting soon too 🤮
what am i even sending messages for
i constantly go yeah im gonna be high on monthly leaderboard and then not be active until like 1am and sleep 2 hours later
hey! ill hop in a voice chat while i practice if anuone would like to join me
I'm numb 64 😭
you can be top 1 if you try
Gotta be cowpoke to talk tho right?
yeah idek where i am
I just started school, and oh boy the day felt so goddamn long
yes i have just learned this information
i dominated top 1 long ago
im starting school on august no one talk about that place

we're probably somewhere in the #4k indigo
Come hang out with us
honestly its funny how i still manage to get like, rank 66 while only being active for like 1 hour daily
lol you mean here?
you are not epic poggers
where do i find jodi
move to stardew valley
honestly guys i really like the overture
depends
what date are you trying to find her on?
im not fit enough to manage a farm
bruh then u gotta get lectured by penny, who would want that💀
spring 19
crying :(
Yeah why not
fit enough to manage a pam?
its friday
No-
||Psst||
stardew ost is full of bangers
jojamart
i had no intention of leaving this chat lo;

yeah im not in the lb this is so sad
thanks!
||amogus||
indigog
lenin stands at 91 tho
best ost ingame is the ambient noise in the mines
chekc yoru xp
real
the museum?
Flicker in the deep ❤️ but yeah, mines music is especially fantastic

what are we even talking about im so confused
Anything
shush u nerd
I don't listen to the games nusic
are fit enough to manage the museum?
sure but thats boring
At first to see what everything sounded like, but now i don't
you get to talk to gunther
the games music is nice
thats hot, but he's a ghost
It does sound nice
no, he not ghos
dude I was jokng abt an actual mines song, im talking about the drips of water and wooooshes
does gunther also drop solar essence on death tho
i remember someone getting pissed when they realized the ambient sounds werent actually part of the ost
i wanna be willy's fishing fren
gunther does not die he is immortal
i got the piano working!
that sounds good tho 
the overture is in b, so close to c, but alas 😢
Ghost can u play rush e
i can play at least the first 20 notes

Danggg
Oh wait arent those just the same one over and over
yes rofl
What I do with crystal fruits
xD
Wasn't planning on it lol
I started learning the ice cave one, I forget its name, yesterday
Wild seeds?

I'll probably sell them cause I can't make seed with them
Ty!
Also how do I get cloth
Soggy newspaper in a recycling machine is one way
it is truly magnificent
lol
What can i sell from the mine?
Lol, yea he was middle eastern most likely
Huh lol

||Mummies|| is the other
keep a bit of everything, everything has some use
Haha yea, doubt they have access to that yet
either as a gift or to trade
Yeah, who even make cloth from wool amirite
I mean if you already have rabbits.
I swear, I havent even had a single damn "good fortune" day in the last 6 or so 💀 the spirits are hating me lately
Maybe they want me to replenish my sashimi stocks
it's definitely a sign
I mean i already have 88 sashimi
Have u tried
Running
make it 888
Running wott
Damn same I need to go on a ||sc|| run for adventure guild but can't have shit for luck.
NO
YES
For some reason the amount of steps u took effected the luck you'll get the next next day
Well you'll have decent luck eventually. I'm just waiting for the next "very happy" day until I use my staircases. Or should I wait until I unlock the ||Dwarf|| so i can get some bombs as well
i have the first few measures done
strange af
yes wait for him
bombs are a gamechanger
Go hunting for dwarf scroll 1.
I dont have that kinda gold to dish out
i usually go for regular bombs, they cost 600 each
But the spirits are pissed today
With burglar ring and monster musk.
doesnt matter
In regular mines.
Well fair
I have a singular monster musk left
i'll go pop it then head to the mines and farm the lower floors
i'll give updates once i'm done

My laptop is running stardew, discord, and youtube at 70c
which is really good for my laptop
its even going down to like 67c sometimes
and i've been playing stardew for 5 hours straight
SHIT NVM NO FARMING
jazz music stops
Gotta give damned clunt ||his gift||
bombs?
Smell like money 🤑💰
i'm gonna give him a ruby
Keg themm
The starfruits???
cope alert
If one of these stupid ass chickens doesnt go up a heart rating, i'm going to sell them
I only have 1 :/
It literally is really good. its typically at like 85c with all this running
kegs are good money makers, get some 
wine!
ur cat's name means "naughty" in my language
I should make then
HAHAHA 😂 i know im a pipino
AHHAHAHAH CUCUMBERR
its a 1.5 addition, mobile doesnt have the 1.5 update yet
bread in french
whats the best replacement for it ?
||lol jas was my secret gift giver||
pain 😩
Did someone said bread?
so how long roughly until i can talk lol
what
check your lvl in #governors-mansion
oh in vc
You can check it in #governors-mansion
!howtovc
What flower for honey in summer?
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whats the best replacement for glowstone ring 😭
poopy
Iridium band.

okay an what level do i have to be
5
I just selected the text and the tiny UI thingy popped up with all the icons for bold, italic etc
Good humor spirits. meh. ||sc|| or neh? No staircases or bombs per usual but
or do I farm for scroll #1
~~text~~
oof
I'm feeling the pain 😭
becomes text
well ill be hanging with yall for a while
Or ~~ yeah
Hope I am not interrupting something important, but unlike Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons, Stardew Valley doesn't really have timing-sensitive content you could miss, did it?
Not really no, there's always next year even if you miss something
not really, there’s like one minor heart event that you can only get y1
will my chickens be happier if I let them go outside? I assumed they didnt want to since its winter
Harvest moon my beloved ❤️
but pretty much everything is either available forever or repeats every 1-2 years
They will if there's grass yeah, but they can't in the winter
Yeah they wont leave the coop in winter, make sure u got a heater tho
Hello
ty
yeah I have a heater, and i'm petting them every day and making sure they have food
So what you’re saying is that heaters actually serve a purpose and its not just cosmetic
One could say they heat, yes
YESSS @visual umbra
Are your animals still around? 💀
Yes lmao
Time to commit warcrimes
hehe
What is the best floor for dust sprites again
Like 35 I think?
65
May I know which event it is ?
ah okay
I have another 6 minutes of my monster musk so i might as well just farm coal for the rest
Iridium band
Ooh yeah. Coal is very needed at late gam
What is better to pick for the cave, Mushrooms or Bats?
Bats imo 🤓
I feel like the community is pretty 50/50 on this
Both become redundant later on, mushrooms are better for consistent money and energy, bats are better for community center
honestly mushroom is more fun but fruit is more practical
that is subjective but sure
Alr bats it is
Mushrooms if you go joja ig
well yeah, not everything is supposed to be objective
?
so many monsters
thats not what objective and subjective mean
wait you can get things with better than a gold star?
i just got a purple starred smallmouth bass
Yeah it is? do you know what subjective and objective means?
Yes
Best quality is purple star
i got an artifact trove what should i do with it
CLUNT 
Ew Clunt.
Geode crusher.
may start using it instead of supporting clint
Don't give to Clunt.
nice little haul
You get the geode crusher recipe from clunt though
What have you censored
It has his dirty fingerprints on it
||galaxy sword and the dwarf rarecrow||
Oh
||the dwarf in the mine is in fact, not a descendant of gimli||
brute?
yes
oke ty
yh i go with brute usually
Yes
You did all of that in year 1 😨
yeah
Wtf you're a god
Did you talk to a single person in the valley?
Like god damn not sure how you found the time for that
Yes lmao
heart ratings 
why not
That's mad impressive
its always combat that's for me to max
Alright ig

I'll keep that in mind if i make future worlds, which i'm sure i will
Minmaxing I presume but still impressive
why not
you are scaring me 
i mean i didn't intend it , its pretty slow to level up
I was going to set up my sprinklers today but the spirits are very happy, so.. I guess ||sc|| time. Should I use my staircases or no since i have 0 bombs
the one time i need clint and he's at the clinic
damn clunt
Clint taking care of himself?
its impossible
because of you mia, i dont even have to click the spoiler, i already know what it is.
lmfao
bla blah
I know everything know 
I guess i'll go to ||Sc|| today then set up my sprinklers tomorrow
50 damned sprinklers
i could make more but i dont think i should honestly
people help
what
i started deep diving into mods
sams 3 heart
LMFAO welcome to the hole
i did that mistake with skyrim once and ended up with more than 300. im afraid it will end the same way
oh it will <3 
one of us one of us one of us
How often does stardew crash lmfao, because at some point i usually fuck up majorly and gotta start all over again 💀
so far it feels pretty safe 
when you have too little ram for mods
that shouldnt be a problem

