stardew-valley

[jade beacon]

[warped ether]

Looks like a natural street lamp

[jade beacon]

ok lets try growing tomatoes and see if its starfruit /j

[cobalt hare]

i am so annoyed rn

[past bronze]

shut up😭

[cobalt hare]

I broke the gate for my dang cows and they got out

[jade beacon]

let them be freeeee

[warped ether]

5 minute crafts: How to turn tomatoes into starfruits

[cobalt hare]

they will go back by themselves in the evening

so don't worry!

[past bronze]

they ate the gate

[cobalt hare]

i mean i expected them to but still

[jade beacon]

[cobalt hare]

it’s stressful

my pride and joy on my farm isn’t my wife it’s my void chicken

[jade beacon]

either restart or wait for them to go back inside

[jade beacon]

gasp

[hidden meadow]

Is Haley your wife?

[past bronze]

how dare you

[cobalt hare]

i’ve named all my animals after one piece characters too and yeah she is

[jade beacon]

[past bronze]

dogs are better smh

[hidden meadow]

[cobalt hare]

don't stress about animals, honestly. the only thing that's worth remembering is to never lock them out, so as long as you make sure to lock the coop/barn doors after checking whether they're all there or alternatively not locking them at all, nothing bad can happen to them

[hidden meadow]

Haley > emo chicken

[warped ether]

I caught up with one piece a week or so ago after reading for 1.6 years

[jade beacon]

Haley > everything else

[cobalt hare]

krobus >>>>>>

[past bronze]

but food

[jade beacon]

i can starve

[cobalt hare]

also, even if one or more gets locked out, you can leave the farm and come back and they should respawn

[cobalt hare]

niceee man dude i love the thing they got the new chapter this week and i’m hype

[past bronze]

but food

[jade beacon]

i can starve

[past bronze]

😭 but... food..

[jade beacon]

I. Can. Starve.

[cobalt hare]

do you need food in game?

starving is bad

[silent cedar]

omfg-

[past bronze]

yes

[jade beacon]

LETS GOOOO

[cobalt hare]

SHARD

seems like you can survive without it, np

[past bronze]

took you long enough

[silent cedar]

accidentally goes down the ladder /j

[silent cedar]

BLAH BLAH

[cobalt hare]

ooo that's lucky but also is the image spoilered?

[silent cedar]

it is

[jade beacon]

omfg you-

[cobalt hare]

sounds like something i’d do

[past bronze]

resets day because lag

[merry echo]

Triple bff's

[cobalt hare]

mb, I have the spoiler thingy on always on so good thing I asked

[warped ether]

"Is the image soilered?"???

[silent cedar]

no worries

[jade beacon]

yes it is

[warped ether]

Oh I see

[cobalt hare]

hey when do you unlock a ||crystalurim or however you say it the thing that dupes gems or whatever i can’t remember ||

[past bronze]

💀 how you do doopa like that

[jade beacon]

now u have fancy sword

[warped ether]

What?

[hidden meadow]

You get one for the 25k bundle in the vault room

[cobalt hare]

I asked cause technically it's a part of the cc reward, if that's what you meant

[warped ether]

Talk to them like a normal person?

[hidden meadow]

Or at Mining (?) Lvl 9

[past bronze]

mhm.............

[warped ether]

No no I meant that the image should be spoilered by default

[jade beacon]

yay i proposed to haley for the 10th time

[past bronze]

wait how

[hidden meadow]

No Olivia?

[cobalt hare]

ngl i wanna switxh it up and try and marry someone else next time i play stardew

[jade beacon]

multiple spouses mod

[cobalt hare]

i always marry haley

[hidden meadow]

We stan a polygamous queen

[cobalt hare]

she’s cool and all but i wanna see some new heart events

[past bronze]

I married everyone😉

[jade beacon]

women in sdv or sve are so hot i cant

[hidden meadow]

Is there any disadvantage to having multiple spouses?

[warped ether]

If I don't catch the god damn fish now I'm gonna be

[jade beacon]

too much talking

[past bronze]

what fish

[hidden meadow]

Crimson I bet

[jade beacon]

crimson?

[rancid ferry]

super cucumber

[jade beacon]

or puffer

[hidden meadow]

Octopoos

[past bronze]

puffer is a cutie

[warped ether]

Whatever "super difficult" fish is supposed to be in summer

[icy moth]

omg doopa

[hidden meadow]

There's a few

[rancid ferry]

crimson

[past bronze]

yes doopa

[cobalt hare]

oh okay, I see now. I selected the option to show me all spoilered content so I can't distinguish whether it's been tagged or not cause it doesn't show the "spoiler" message

[warped ether]

Why would you do that

[cobalt hare]

hey 👋 welcome

[jade beacon]

i have the visible fish mod and its so cute

[past bronze]

not me forgeting to say hi to doopa

[icy moth]

we’ve actually met before lol last year in dec

[cobalt hare]

hey furzona

[jade beacon]

woah

[past bronze]

hii

hot noodles in stardew and the effect after would make your face red

[jade beacon]

does anyone know who has the highest ranking in the server?

i wanna see how many messages they sent

[hidden meadow]

There's a leader board somewhere

[jade beacon]

oooo

[storm gazelle]

https://stardew.chat/leaderboard.php

[hidden meadow]

[calm sandal]

im on top 100

[cobalt hare]

when you want bug meat for bait but get an ||ancient seed again|| Suffering from success

[jade beacon]

woah

[jade beacon]

thanks

[past bronze]

assslime oml

[hidden meadow]

You are in there

[jade beacon]

i

[warped ether]

Why are so many images gone?

[storm gazelle]

deleted accs, default pfps

[jade beacon]

ive only sent over 3k measages lel

[cobalt hare]

it's been a while since i've done that actually, it was more convenient for me cause I've played the game for years and I don't really mind most spoilers. made it easier to answer questions

[past bronze]

thats this month

[calm sandal]

those name i havent seen em for a while now.

[storm gazelle]

loading issues for some

[hidden meadow]

Ye ik

[cobalt hare]

oh! I see your dms, let's talk there

[still falcon]

Miner or Geologist? 😅

I’m seeing mixed answers online

[hidden meadow]

Miner

[jade beacon]

minerr

[calm sandal]

im not even that active in this server

[merry echo]

I kinda like the trapper😆

[still falcon]

Alrighty

[hidden meadow]

Early on ore is more important than some random 2nd topaz

[cobalt hare]

Are rabbits profitable?

[jade beacon]

howd you get desperado then

[silent cedar]

Including the sword, I'd say this was a very nice run. I left after I got the ||Shard|| cause I was scared of my game crashing or something 💀 lmfao

[cobalt hare]

children are the most usless thing ever

[past bronze]

h o w-

[warped ether]

That's just the sound of your stomach growling

[calm sandal]

bullying newbie till i desperados

[hidden meadow]

Have you seen George?

[merry echo]

which one??

[silent cedar]

u have 58k

[past bronze]

💀

[jade beacon]

what was the most honorable way you bullied a neewbie?

[silent cedar]

Fisher is the better one

[cobalt hare]

nah bro george is my bsf

[hidden meadow]

Fisher is more profitable, crab pots aren't really great

[cobalt hare]

behind krobus ofc

[past bronze]

assslime just spammed until they got there rank lol

[cobalt hare]

Are rabbits profitable?

[visual umbra]

Good morning everyone!

[calm sandal]

laughint at mobile users

[jade beacon]

good morning ajemmm

[hidden meadow]

Not really imo

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/mobile-user-mobile-mobile-andy-laugh-at-this-user-laugh-at-the-mobile-user-gif-22559772

[visual umbra]

Not too profitable but get you great gifts.

[hidden meadow]

Hello

[cobalt hare]

Okay thanks

[past bronze]

[cobalt hare]

morning cutie

[jade beacon]

haley simp x haley simp

we love to see it

[visual umbra]

[cobalt hare]

yessir

[hidden meadow]

Did you see the votes yesterday?😂

[past bronze]

🤨

[jade beacon]

whutt

[cobalt hare]

i regret nothing

wont lie to someone who’s cute 🤷‍♂️

[jade beacon]

gimme details

[cobalt hare]

[jade beacon]

||amogus||

[past bronze]

damn you see people through the screen

[hidden meadow]

In seasoned farmers there were a bunch of polls on favourites, least favourite characters and stuff, it was hilarious

[jade beacon]

who won who lost what happened

[cobalt hare]

ooo who won?

let me guess, it was haley

either haley or emily cause those two are v popular

[past bronze]

people who hate on haley havent gotten her friendship up

[cobalt hare]

ONG

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[hidden meadow]

Not too many haley enjoyers around yesterday night tho🥲

[jade beacon]

true

[cobalt hare]

finally

[hidden meadow]

Morris won fave npc

[jade beacon]

ahhhh i wasnt there

[cobalt hare]

I wouldn't say that's true

[past bronze]

and people who like shane and hate haley need help.

[hidden meadow]

Not kidding

[jade beacon]

what..

[hidden meadow]

wait lemme find it

[jade beacon]

this server is weird now

[tepid ibex]

Fcking Morris lovers

Pierre is better than Morris

[past bronze]

its half true, alot of people hate her from how she looks and her personality-

[silent cedar]

so it was 0.1% jeez. I wonder if the ring increased the chances at all

[tepid ibex]

because

1. He isnt global
2. If he tries to go global we can just kill him

[plucky bane]

WHO is hating haley for how she looks god damn, like personality i get but looks? damn

[cobalt hare]

people that like emily are mad weird ngl

[past bronze]

how come I got 2 from monster, explain.

[jade beacon]

maybe, i saw a haley hater said that they didn't bother to be friends because they wouldnt want a "if you dont love me at my this then you dont get me at my this". It wasnt worth their time

[silent cedar]

Wot monster

[plucky bane]

i’ve never seen more haley enjoyers in one place

[tepid ibex]

damn i guess i'm weird now

[novel thistle]

@tepid ibex You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[past bronze]

I dont even remember 💀 I was to happy

[cobalt hare]

haley’s just a W

[jade beacon]

congrats

[silent cedar]

Lmaoo

[jade beacon]

HALEY FTW

[cobalt hare]

poor governor

[tepid ibex]

ok fine governor isnt as annoying as mee6

[past bronze]

also who hates haley and loves shane- they both are rude when you first meet them-

[storm gazelle]

its a custom bot so not disguised

[cobalt hare]

shane sucks regardless

[past bronze]

no

[plucky bane]

yea the difference is one gets better and stays better

[cobalt hare]

can we all agree that linus is the best and most wholesome guy?

[tepid ibex]

yes

[jade beacon]

its honestly because shane has a reason to be rude, and haleys just mean. But i rlly hate it when they can find excuses as to why male characters are rude, but to haley its a death threat? smh

[tepid ibex]

2nd best unmarriable person in game, the 1st being evelyn

[past bronze]

linus is 9/10 because I wanna marry him but I cant.

[cobalt hare]

while that's probably true and I can't talk for others and even though I haven't married her personally but have read her dialogues and have seen some of her heart events, I think that her whole arc is not very believable and at the end of the day my feelings towards her are only a reflection of my own experiences. what I'm trying to say is, not everyone has to like her even after getting to know her

[lyric idol]

hi OwO im new to the game any tips ?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[plucky bane]

take ur time with it

[past bronze]

get out /j 💀

[cobalt hare]

leave while you still can

[jade beacon]

furzona is a little mean today

[tepid ibex]

please dont say owo again thank you

[pale pebble]

😭😭😭

[jade beacon]

guys omg 💀 💀

[lyric idol]

um oki

[warped ether]

Only 1 more until I got all 3

[calm sandal]

tips: play with your own pace

[jade beacon]

welcome

[tepid ibex]

but best tip: play at your own pace bcz stardew only ends when you are bored of the game

[cobalt hare]

welcome 👋 I have a few tips: watch living off the land on tv, craft a chest first thing so you can save some inventory space, don't cut all the grass on your farm or even most of it until you get a silo, take your time with learning the game

[onyx owl]

bok

[jade beacon]

best tip

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[jade beacon]

ikr

[tepid ibex]

CHIMKEN aggresively pets chimken

[past bronze]

best tip: die in the mines

[cobalt hare]

and I don't recommend watching any tutorials if it's your first save

have fun learning the game by yourself!

[pale pebble]

i have 3 prismatic shard and full iridium tools and im on my second year

[cobalt hare]

making mistakes is a part of the experience

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[tepid ibex]

best tip: give prismatic shard to baley(dont)

[jade beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/shah-kk-shaju-baby-cute-gif-24689178

[hidden meadow]

Sorry took a while

[past bronze]

gets removed lmao

[hidden meadow]

There's a bunch more

[cobalt hare]

my mistake is simply existing

[onyx owl]

bok

[jade beacon]

atleast clunt is the worst

[tepid ibex]

Vincent: Age 5, Alcoholic

[dreamy spear]

What did clint do

[past bronze]

WHY IS THE KID THE BEST ALCOHLIC?

[calm sandal]

yummy chimkin

[cobalt hare]

philosophy I like

[tepid ibex]

He stole kent's beer and drank it all

[dreamy spear]

Or is it cos he closes at 4pm

[past bronze]

💀 ..

[onyx owl]

BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK

[past bronze]

HELL NO

[onyx owl]

144.164.420.69

[cobalt hare]

gotta feel bad for clint sometimes

[tepid ibex]

💀

[past bronze]

dude in your bushes at night

[tepid ibex]

Chimken chose violence

[jade beacon]

incel simp who thinks hes a nice guy

[onyx owl]

63N, 27W

[tepid ibex]

😳 AND HE STILL GOIJG

[jade beacon]

chicken is the fbi confirmed

[hidden meadow]

I don't know what happened at the alcoholic vote either 💀

[onyx owl]

bok

[past bronze]

💀

[tepid ibex]

They all saw Vincent drinking Kent's beer

[cobalt hare]

nah i know someone worse then clint

The jojo store owner

[past bronze]

lewis?

[jade beacon]

vincent's hate gifts is a mead so???

[calm sandal]

lewis is

[onyx owl]

VERIZON USER LOL

[calm sandal]

i hate lewis most

[warped ether]

Chicken can speak human?!

[jade beacon]

CHICKEN SPEAKS ENGLISH?

[tepid ibex]

JoJo? does a weird pose with epic music playing in the bg

[past bronze]

joja is mean but im still gonna go the joja route, way easier.

[onyx owl]

144.164.420.69

[strong scarab]

that can't be good

[cobalt hare]

ahahha

[onyx owl]

bok'ing here i realize

that i bok bok bok

and that i bok bokok

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/bronzy-chicken-dance-chickendance-shiba-gif-21349557

[past bronze]

why

[queen merlin]

idk why i read experience as mistake

[onyx owl]

but who's to bok the bok from bok

[queen merlin]

and then on second reading as being a misktake 😭

[onyx owl]

when our bok is bok i think we'll both bokok

[tepid ibex]

Bros deadass nominated Lewis' shorts as a best sdv character and
Vincent won the best alcoholic with Jas being a nominee 💀

[onyx owl]

that bok bok bok bok bok

[past bronze]

💀

[jade beacon]

noooo crispys offlineeee

[cobalt hare]

vincent makes me mad

[onyx owl]

but in the end it has to bok bokok

[queen merlin]

sad life

[past bronze]

she went out to get milk, she'll come back.

[tepid ibex]

does he tend to drink your beer

[jade beacon]

shes my closest stardew fren

[onyx owl]

chicken sing 🎙️

[cobalt hare]

The way he breathes is why he makes me mad

[onyx owl]

i've bok my own bok

[jade beacon]

she knows who i like, what i hate oml its only been DAYS

[past bronze]

imagine having friends bruh💀 🤓

[onyx owl]

you bokok your bok

[tepid ibex]

oh shit vincent is learning hamon from jojo?!?!?!??!

[onyx owl]

but maybe we bok the bok

[jade beacon]

Hello? im right here you dummy

[onyx owl]

the bok has bok

and so many have bok

[past bronze]

damn who talking

[onyx owl]

but nobody is to bok

[past bronze]

Am I hearing things?

[jade beacon]

i hate you

[tepid ibex]

Barack Hussein Obama

[past bronze]

💀 im kidding

[onyx owl]

yet bok'ing bok bok this barren bok bok bok

[queen merlin]

friends are for the lies we tell ourselves

[onyx owl]

i bok bok bok will be bok

[jade beacon]

then give hugs 🔪

[onyx owl]

beneath the BOK BOK BOK

[past bronze]

emo bio

[visual umbra]

[cobalt hare]

what the acutal bok is going on

[queen merlin]

my bio is not emo

[jade beacon]

pls dont make me think things

[onyx owl]

🎸

[queen merlin]

that statement did not even mean anything 😭 😭

[onyx owl]

BENEATH THE BOK BOK BOK

[tepid ibex]

funfact: bok means shit in turkish

[past bronze]

💀 ik just wanted to say that to make you a n g r y

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-cannibalism-gif-20451907

[jade beacon]

[queen merlin]

i don't get angry

[tepid ibex]

AYYYYOOOO

[queen merlin]

the goat is a lie

[onyx owl]

||fuck|| you

that says bok believe me

[past bronze]

puffer chicken

[warped ether]

We do this with our chickens actually

[jade beacon]

u are a lie

[warped ether]

Chickens can eat basically anything that's not citrus

[jade beacon]

jskdkdksn

[onyx owl]

bok is a bok

[tepid ibex]

AYYYYYYYYOOOOOO

[queen merlin]

yes

[calm sandal]

yes, my chicken ate chicken bones.

[jade beacon]

you are not real

[tepid ibex]

the cake is a lie

[queen merlin]

everything i ever say is a lie

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[queen merlin]

girls are not real

[past bronze]

🫂 blobfish hug

[jade beacon]

u declined my marriage offer, does that mean you accepted now?

[tepid ibex]

well this will be a pain in the ass

[onyx owl]

ducks are not real 🔪

[jade beacon]

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

when you get gifted a mini fridge from gus ❤️

[visual umbra]

❤️

[queen merlin]

yes (lie)

[past bronze]

IS THAT-

[queen merlin]

i have no idea what that is

[jade beacon]

you are now my wifey 🔪

[queen merlin]

no

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[tepid ibex]

YOO HELLTAKER WOMAN I FORGOR THE NAME OF

[past bronze]

😭 . nvm

[queen merlin]

TELL ME

[jade beacon]

[silent cedar]

Damnn ||these slimes are stacked. Gave me a whole iridium bar and i've gotten 11 more iridium ore from others||

[past bronze]

🤨 📸

no what hm?

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[queen merlin]

the message right before the no

[past bronze]

why not

[queen merlin]

because

[jade beacon]

[jade beacon]

congrats

[past bronze]

understandable, have a nice day.

[queen merlin]

i am a lie and so is she

[jade beacon]

who

[tepid ibex]

bok means shit in turkish

[queen merlin]

you

[past bronze]

tf are you doing

[jade beacon]

cries

[queen merlin]

why is your bio that

[silent cedar]

||slapping around some slimes||

[visual umbra]

Yay!

[jade beacon]

my ex blocked me, i wanna have a talk

[merry echo]

guys what should i bring at the luau event???

[visual umbra]

More stuff.

[tepid ibex]

where yo lovers gone

[past bronze]

ayo who

[queen merlin]

get a mutual friend's help

[visual umbra]

Truffle?

[tepid ibex]

Lewis's shorts

[jade beacon]

they're gone

[jade beacon]

we dont have any

[queen merlin]

.......

[willow vale]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jade beacon]

someone

[merry echo]

ummm other

[queen merlin]

how will she know you want to talk

[past bronze]

😭 I want tea, unfair.

[tepid ibex]

Lewis' shorts

[cobalt hare]

imma cry

[visual umbra]

Imagine ever getting someone to be in a relationship with you lol couldn't be me.

[jade beacon]

she'll know, i know

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

nvm i’m not gonna cry

[jade beacon]

we both werent mentally stable enough to mantain a relationship

[queen merlin]

yeah i have no idea about this anymore, i am just gonna

[jade beacon]

whats this supposed to mean

[tepid ibex]

How long were you in a relationship

[past bronze]

o h

[queen merlin]

why are you saying same stuff as my ex

word for word

[tepid ibex]

He's maidenless

[jade beacon]

known each other for years, dated 6 months

[visual umbra]

That I'm jelaous.

[tepid ibex]

damn

[lament path]

✨telekinesis ✨

[jade beacon]

what??? wait hold on lemme read ur dms

[tepid ibex]

I knew someone for 2 years and dated 1 year tbh

[queen merlin]

explains a lot

[tepid ibex]

she was italian

[jade beacon]

not reading it, too long and lazy

[tepid ibex]

we still talk

[queen merlin]

i did not go into details na

[jade beacon]

it still hurts but its for the better, besides i have goat

[tepid ibex]

get chicken

[queen merlin]

take care, here if you want someone to listen

[past bronze]

talk to the wall

[jade beacon]

crying is 4 losers

cries

[past bronze]

you arent a loser

[cobalt hare]

you know who else is maidenlessin a muscle man voice MY MOM

[queen merlin]

lies

penny cries and penny is not a loser

[past bronze]

you're a idiot.♥️

[jade beacon]

thats the first time i saw u say something nice

[lament path]

You know texting yourself is literally better than that

[jade beacon]

nvm

[tepid ibex]

comedy

[past bronze]

♥️

[queen merlin]

need a new phone for that

[cobalt hare]

when i cry or am sad i just play stardew valley

[hollow yoke]

is emily a vegan

did i just marry a vegan

[lament path]

No u dont

[cobalt hare]

usally makes my pain go away

[jade beacon]

gosh iris ur pfp scared me

[hollow yoke]

how do i divorce vegans

[queen merlin]

everyone in the game is

[silent cedar]

||got a battery pack from the purple bat lmfao. Should I make the dwarf computer or whatever it is, or another sprinkler||

[lament path]

Vegetarian**

[queen merlin]

need another myself to talk to

ah ye true

[jade beacon]

computer

[hollow yoke]

oh ok nvm i'll keep emily

[cobalt hare]

fr i hate vegans

[queen merlin]

well pescatarian rather than vegetarian

[hollow yoke]

ty

[visual umbra]

I get depressed when listening to y'all.

[silent cedar]

alrightt i'll do that when i get home from this run

[lament path]

Just put your number into a contact and talk to urself

[hollow yoke]

what's wrong w my pfp :(

[silent cedar]

Ajem!!! ||I got a prismatic shard!!||

[queen merlin]

did not work

[lament path]

I've been using it as a grocery list

[cobalt hare]

what did i do 😦

[queen merlin]

based

[visual umbra]

YAYY!!! Time to get OP sword!!

[silent cedar]

Got it the same dayy

[jade beacon]

send sad songs i need them

[past bronze]

2 birds on a wire

[jade beacon]

it scared me out of nowhere

[queen merlin]

metronome by kenshi yonezu

[jade beacon]

i already know that

[cobalt hare]

just be happy

[hollow yoke]

one said cmon

[past bronze]

listen it to again and stfu🥳

[jade beacon]

how

[past bronze]

joke-

[jade beacon]

jskskskksks i hate you sometimes

[cobalt hare]

look at haley

haley makes me happy

[jade beacon]

thanks

[cobalt hare]

she also reminds me i’ll never get a gf

[lament path]

Undo-Sanna Nielsen

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

wtf was that

[olive adder]

I have a friend Who simps for haley lmao

[visual umbra]

Love will tear us apart Joy Division.

[past bronze]

k

[cobalt hare]

majority of the people in this chat are haley simps

[olive adder]

I usally marry penny dont know why lmao

[past bronze]

yes.

[jade beacon]

#slayy

[queen merlin]

why do i think i have heard the name before

nvm i haven't

[cobalt hare]

slay like haley

[lament path]

Have you had a nightcore phase?

[queen merlin]

nope

[jade beacon]

oh god no

[queen merlin]

never been much into music :p

[past bronze]

i have

[queen merlin]

only listen to gay shit now

[olive adder]

[queen merlin]

or idol anime music or metal

[cobalt hare]

people who don’t like haley are clearly insane

[jade beacon]

we went from nightcore, to slowed + reverbed and now we unto sped-up

[queen merlin]

or jpop

[visual umbra]

Is that like a genre?

[olive adder]

Ducks arent insane

[past bronze]

favorite song is custer.

[queen merlin]

not really

[olive adder]

And I dont like haley

[silent cedar]

Like 2 bombs and 0 staircases. One hell nice of a run

[jade beacon]

ecoute cherie is pretty gay

[olive adder]

YOU CANT CALL DUCKS DUMB

[visual umbra]

Niiiceeee!! Keep at it.

[jade beacon]

1:40am

[visual umbra]

And didn't bring the fishing rod! Nicee!!

[past bronze]

she gotta run lmao

[silent cedar]

excavator, yea?

[visual umbra]

Farm totem lul.

[queen merlin]

prolly

[silent cedar]

neh, i just walked out of the mine and let myself pass out

[visual umbra]

Yeah.

[olive adder]

🔫

[queen merlin]

but miner + prospector better ig

[visual umbra]

[jade beacon]

why

[queen merlin]

but your playstyle your wish

[past bronze]

why..?-

[silent cedar]

yeah it is, I wanted to get to level 10 mining then reset my perks

[jade beacon]

get that out of my face

[olive adder]

Why not

[queen merlin]

ah i see makes sense

[jade beacon]

i hate ducks now

[olive adder]

I missed the part where that's my problem

[lament path]

I see, I see

[olive adder]

NOOO

[silent cedar]

I really enjoyed the double gems lol, they were nice but arent very common

[past bronze]

dude I asked why, tf?-

[olive adder]

I lo e haley

[queen merlin]

no you don't see me

[jade beacon]

[queen merlin]

unless you are rain and not raine

[olive adder]

Tobey smile face

[past bronze]

duck soup

[queen merlin]

hmm true

[olive adder]

🔫

[jade beacon]

lmao toy gun

[cobalt hare]

duck rhymes with suck so it sucks

[olive adder]

Yes

[queen merlin]

untitled goose game

[olive adder]

Nahhh

Suck can mean something else

[jade beacon]

anyways bye thank you guys i will go cry now

[olive adder]

[cobalt hare]

nah cause you be saying the most sus stuff bro

[lament path]

sigh opens old account

[olive adder]

Yeah

[queen merlin]

[lament path]

Ouch

[olive adder]

Ok im sorry for bullying haley

[past bronze]

duck in a truck stuck in a muck that must suck but the duck doesnt give a FUCK😤

[cobalt hare]

liar.

[jade beacon]

forgiven

[olive adder]

LMAO

[jade beacon]

wtf is this

[olive adder]

Nope

[past bronze]

look it up lmao

[cobalt hare]

bruh i just heard some weird sounds it sounded like sorcery outside my barn bruh i’m so confused

[silent cedar]

hm this seems nice but I dont see too much use for it. I guess the unwatered part will be nice. I'll place it in my house i suppose

[lament path]

It don't give a flying fuck, neither do domestic ducks

[past bronze]

you know what sounds weird?? one of linus heart events.

[olive adder]

LMAO

[past bronze]

😤 👏🏻

[merry echo]

guys i thought robin was a boy🥲

[hidden meadow]

Bruh

[past bronze]

dies

[cobalt hare]

idk i got a notification saying a strange noise was heard

[visual umbra]

❤️

[past bronze]

thats a event

look around your farm NOW

[cobalt hare]

for what though

[merry echo]

aince she's the one who make the carpentry😭

[olive adder]

OH boy yeah

[past bronze]

look around your farm

should I make a new save file-?

[visual umbra]

We gay now.

[olive adder]

[merry echo]

like fr i like her

[merry echo]

if i could marry her i would🥲

[olive adder]

If they added female duck in stardew valley

Tht you can marry

:))))

[hidden meadow]

WHAT'S WITH THESE HALEY REACTIONS

[past bronze]

so you marrying a furry?

[visual umbra]

Guys wanna see something funny?

[olive adder]

Im a duck

[visual umbra]

Haley won.

[olive adder]

Me male duck and female duck

⭐

[past bronze]

so your a duck

[hidden meadow]

Ohhh you really represented me

A lovely sight

[cobalt hare]

i’m not finding anything

[olive adder]

Yeah

[cobalt hare]

i’m so confused

[visual umbra]

Dude just waited for y'all to leave to start a poll.

[olive adder]

WHY IS MY DISCORD ON SWEDOSJ

It should be on english

[silent cedar]

That max energy is temporary, right? I couldnt see it being permanent

[olive adder]

💀

[visual umbra]

Yesterday seasoned farmers was sucha a freaking vibe.

[hidden meadow]

Ye fr lol, even put the skull next to Haley's beautiful face

Rigged

[visual umbra]

Yup.

We had some other polls too.

[silent cedar]

Figured, ty

[visual umbra]

I don't know why these happened but still pretty funny.

[covert rose]

nothing like a nice cold beer after a hard day of elementary school

[past bronze]

what

[visual umbra]

Brings me back to the good ol' days.

[covert rose]

the poll I mean dont sue me plz

[hidden meadow]

Ye, I send a couple screens earlier on too, the polls were hilarious

[olive adder]

YO PENNY SIMP

[past bronze]

sues.

[olive adder]

Im Kinda penny simp too

Idk why

[covert rose]

A fellow man of culture

[hidden meadow]

[visual umbra]

I think Jas was voted the worst old man in the valley.

[covert rose]

[olive adder]

*duck

[hidden meadow]

[olive adder]

[visual umbra]

Morris won..

[hidden meadow]

And Morris Morris somehow won best character

Oh double Morris even

[visual umbra]

Damn

[hidden meadow]

Brain hot, not work

[spice adder]

Hi, I'm new here.

[hidden meadow]

Hello

[calm sandal]

hi new here, im slime

[spice adder]

hi slime

[hidden meadow]

Not just any slime tho 🥵

[visual umbra]

[spice adder]

Nice to finally meet some fellow farmers 😆

[olive adder]

🔫

[hidden meadow]

Ayo?

[olive adder]

Wait thats me

[visual umbra]

[olive adder]

💀 💀

[cobalt hare]

i found the event

[hidden meadow]

Do it the other way around

[cobalt hare]

i got a strange capsule

what is that

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[olive adder]

NOOOOO

[hidden meadow]

It's an Easter egg

[visual umbra]

Scarry stuff.

[hidden meadow]

🔫

[calm sandal]

its alien entity, if u leave it outside your storage chest, it will break out and start lurking around village

[olive adder]

DUCK ATTACK 🔫

[gray grotto]

omw to play stardew again

[olive adder]

Dont arrest me

[hidden meadow]

Are you actually on that boat

[gray grotto]

I am

[visual umbra]

🔫

[hidden meadow]

It looks so cool

And I bet it's not 37°

[gray grotto]

22

[visual umbra]

Where is that?

[gray grotto]

sea

[hidden meadow]

[cobalt hare]

How many hearts around do you need before you start getting the rabbit foot

[visual umbra]

Where lol.

[hidden meadow]

If you need an alibi I got u

[gray grotto]

s e a

[olive adder]

🔫

[visual umbra]

Nautical coordinates?

[gray grotto]

I dont

I dont know

[hidden meadow]

duck happily commits homicide

[gray grotto]

I see water

[olive adder]

:)))

[visual umbra]

No I mean like where in the world.

[hidden meadow]

I sea water

Wrong reply ruined my dad joke

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-wheeze-gif-14488819

[gray grotto]

on a boat going to tea land

[visual umbra]

India is a nice place yeah.

[hidden meadow]

Tea is just hot leaf juice

[olive adder]

💀 💀

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/loof-and-timmy-loof-tea-rex-tea-love-tea-lover-gif-25185105

[gray grotto]

n-

I emant englanf

englanf

enland

[hidden meadow]

Keep going

[gray grotto]

englalnf

[visual umbra]

Enlist?

[hidden meadow]

You got it

[gray grotto]

help

[visual umbra]

Enlarge?

[gray grotto]

englanf

england

[hidden meadow]

Almost there

[visual umbra]

Angolia?

Aayy you got it.

[gray grotto]

[hidden meadow]

Ohhh england why didn't you say so from the beginning

[gray grotto]

I said tea land smh

wr drink tea 24/7

[hidden meadow]

I was looking for this emote but couldn't find it

[visual umbra]

India is tea land.

[gray grotto]

no shut

ibdia doesn't exist

[olive adder]

Ikea land

[visual umbra]

Insert british museum joke here.

[gray grotto]

just like canada

[hidden meadow]

India is in the us wdym 💀

[gray grotto]

🇺🇸

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/the-canadians-are-pissed-off-stan-marsh-south-park-s19e2-where-my-country-gone-gif-20407096

[hidden meadow]

Columbus found it dumdum

[olive adder]

NO THE VIKINGS

[gray grotto]

what is canada anyway

[visual umbra]

Land of freedom and free medical care.

[olive adder]

Viking found north america

[gray grotto]

no thats engalnd wdym

[visual umbra]

Everything that America aspires to be.

[olive adder]

They called it Vinland

[gray grotto]

englanf

FUCK

ENGLAND

A

dyslexua much

[olive adder]

VIKINGS WAS FIRST

[visual umbra]

Oh that's where Vinland saga comes from.

[olive adder]

All im saying

[olive adder]

Lmao

Vin is vine in swedish/dansih norwegain

[silent cedar]

lol nice treasure chest

[hidden meadow]

Vin is also diesel

[visual umbra]

Dammnn nice.

[gray grotto]

abling whrte

[olive adder]

Öäå

[silent cedar]

aaaa

[olive adder]

Duck fan

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/theres-always-room-for-family-family-first-family-is-important-theres-always-time-for-family-household-gif-16055741

[olive adder]

L

[gray grotto]

duck

[queen merlin]

DUSIA

[olive adder]

Im a duck

[queen merlin]

quack

[hidden meadow]

öäü

[silent cedar]

caught a lingcod for the first time, it is probably the hardest fish so far which i've caught

[olive adder]

Quack

[gray grotto]

swimmy

RUHI

[queen merlin]

hru

[olive adder]

I CANT DO THE U THING

Öäå

öäå

[hidden meadow]

å

[gray grotto]

RUHI IM SAILING THE SEA TO PLAY SDV

[olive adder]

å

[hidden meadow]

I'm süperiör

[visual umbra]

Yeah lingcod is such a drag and it doesn't even sell that well.

[queen merlin]

interesting

[olive adder]

NÅ

[silent cedar]

i'll just turn it into sashimi lmfao

I'll save one just incase though

[visual umbra]

Noo

[queen merlin]

have fun ig

[hidden meadow]

🔫

[queen merlin]

i am sick and eating lunch

[silent cedar]

only sells for 150g, yea its getting turned into sashimi 💀

[visual umbra]

🤕

[olive adder]

[silent cedar]

[queen merlin]

thanks

[gray grotto]

watah

no duckies doin swimmies

[queen merlin]

pretyyyyy

[hidden meadow]

Wa'ah

[gray grotto]

wa'ah

[hidden meadow]

They in front of the boat

[gray grotto]

:(

[visual umbra]

They are pulling it.

[hidden meadow]

Precisely

[queen merlin]

they are in the back on a tiny surfboard

[olive adder]

IM BEHIND IT

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/ducktales-ducktales2017-the-spear-of-selene-ithaquack-disney-gif-21613092

Is this even a duck?

[hidden meadow]

It ain't wakeboarding it's quackboarding

[olive adder]

Fake

[hidden meadow]

It's got a beak

[olive adder]

Im a duck

[hidden meadow]

Ofc it's a duck

[gray grotto]

IM AT THE BACK WHERE U AT

[visual umbra]

Nah I was the cameraman.

[gray grotto]

I SEE NO DUCK

[olive adder]

Uhm on the side now

[gray grotto]

shit

[hidden meadow]

shat

[olive adder]

Wait im drowning

[gray grotto]

.

[olive adder]

HELPPPP

[gray grotto]

COME TO THE BACK FFS

[hidden meadow]

Dröwnïng

[queen merlin]

[hidden meadow]

Yes yes I enjoy talking about the farming game commonly referred to as stardew valley

[visual umbra]

🥤

[olive adder]

HELP PLZ

[gray grotto]

stärdëw vällëy

[hidden meadow]

Duck went from wakeboarding to waterboarding real quick

[gray grotto]

mmh

[cobalt hare]

hi

[gray grotto]

hello

the cult welcomes you

[olive adder]

HELP ME IM DROWNING

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-gif-19895700

[cobalt hare]

lmao

[hidden meadow]

Initiation

[olive adder]

Call duck 199

[gray grotto]

hf!

[cobalt hare]

bruh i love ||special order cutscenes|||

just drew a fanart of elliott

[hidden meadow]

[silent cedar]

||I'm going to buy the galaxy hammer when i'm financially stable. I wantttt it!!||

[cobalt hare]

when you realize you just stayed up all night playing stardew

[olive adder]

:(

Haley help me

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-21550094

[olive adder]

[hidden meadow]

Best weapon in the game hands down

[tardy forge]

My parents won't let me otherwise I would

[olive adder]

YO KROBUS SAVED ME FROM DROWNING

[silent cedar]

100% and I cant wait to get it

[tardy forge]

Classic korbius

[visual umbra]

You gotta make adjustments first.

[hidden meadow]

it's krobin time

[hidden meadow]

Yeee but not here

[olive adder]

Its korbin time

[visual umbra]

I know I know.

[hidden meadow]

This game has so much content lol

It could easily sell for 40€

[trim sleet]

It could

[west crane]

It wouldn't as accessible for wider audience though

Remember Security breach?

[hidden meadow]

Ye it's fine the way it is

[west crane]

Or even Resident evil village

[hidden meadow]

I don't

[split lance]

if i reach 8 hearts with somebody will the 6 heart event still be triggerable?

[west crane]

Yep

[split lance]

oh so cool

i got scared for a moment

[silent cedar]

||That moment you use a desert warp at 12:20 am because you forgot to go to the desert earlier to trade your jades in for staircases||

[hidden meadow]

Issa vibe

[silent cedar]

36 staircases 🎉

somewhat annoyed spirits, i'll just fish my sashimi stock back up, i ran out

[hidden meadow]

Iridium inc

[silent cedar]

✨

[hidden meadow]

Do you use sashimi as a food source?

[silent cedar]

o o p

[calm sandal]

i do.

[silent cedar]

yeah its my primary food source

[hidden meadow]

Aren't you at the point where u could buy salads?

[silent cedar]

Not gold wise

Not currently atleast

[calm sandal]

im late game but im too stingy for salad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706633628851110048/990959399122128896/unknown.png

[hidden meadow]

Or how much does sashimi give again? Isn't it something like 75 energy?

[silent cedar]

[hidden meadow]

lol

[silent cedar]

75 energy, 33 health

its pretty nice

[calm sandal]

at this point, it doesnt matter, lol

[hidden meadow]

Uh that would be too much eating for me but if it works it works

[calm sandal]

i have no complain since the game freeze when u re eating

[hidden meadow]

Fair

[green folio]

hi friends

[silent cedar]

yea exactly

[silent cedar]

helloo, welcome to the server

[olive adder]

Yeah

[green folio]

thank u thank u

[hidden meadow]

Hello

[silent cedar]

make more seeds or sell them

[olive adder]

🔫 🦆

[west crane]

MORE

[green fulcrum]

sell

[silent cedar]

I made 100 seeds

i'll sell the rest

[west crane]

Well then

[calm sandal]

more seeds

cuz its not iridium yet

[hidden meadow]

Yess

Grind for foraging 10

[tacit quarry]

My money don't jiggle jiggle

[visual umbra]

||Keep gold Crocus for Sandyy. ||

Idk what other stuff she likes lol.

[silent cedar]

oop

[olive adder]

Ur mom

[silent cedar]

I'm more than ready for spring 🎉

[devout oak]

Make crystal fruit wines
Keep winter root, put them in seed maker
Sell the rest

[silent cedar]

Good advice! a tad late tho 😭

[olive adder]

Where is the eggplants

[charred palm]

Woaaaaah

[silent cedar]

wdym

[devout oak]

🥲 nooo i just got home and read your message here

[silent cedar]

no worriess

[olive adder]

🥚 🪴

[olive adder]

Uhm idk

[silent cedar]

do i break open the omni's or save like half of them for ||Desert warps||

actually yea, i'll save 30 and break open 28

even though the 28 will probably give me nothing valuable

[still falcon]

Backpack or house upgrade first?

[silent cedar]

Backpack

Storage space is soo important and nice to have

[still falcon]

The 10k one?

[silent cedar]

yeah

[still falcon]

Okii

Thank you

[hexed crag]

barn or coop first?

[silent cedar]

[charred palm]

I'd say coop

[hexed crag]

Barn has good healing, and more profitable, but coop is cheaper

[waxen carbon]

more since you don't have forager perk yet
Once you get it, you'll amass 50+ iridium quality crocus', which is a universally liked gift.
Proceed to give one of this croci to townspeople each day, and they will quickly love you

But loved gifts on birthdays is still more important

[silent cedar]

I think I'm perfectly fine to marry abigail if I ever want to 💀 lol

[silent cedar]

Ooh tyvm <3

Oh yeah u can make pumpkin wine I think i might do that

even though i only have a single keg

[cobalt hare]

i finally got the bus

well almost

[silent cedar]

🎉 lez go

[cobalt hare]

just gotta buy the 25k

teehee

the bus fixed overnight right?

fixes

[mystic stirrup]

how many chickens should i buy,i only have one coop

[empty nova]

Is there a way i can view what color numbers i used for my characters clothes? Or just in general the options i made in the creation of my character?

[hexed crag]

4 chickens

[mystic stirrup]

alright ty

[hexed crag]

no reason not too

[north lichen]

Get all the chickens

[olive adder]

BUY DUCKS

[empty nova]

He cant

[hexed crag]

Ducks are a while off

[empty nova]

Big coop needed no?

[olive adder]

You can get me

[empty nova]

😳

[hexed crag]

Okay Subaru

my baby don't mess around

[empty nova]

Asking since i really like how my character turned out

[olive adder]

[hexed crag]

any tricks to getting Red Cabbage besides waiting for year 2 Summer? It's one of the last things I need.
Almost Year 1'd the CC

[silent cedar]

ugh- I guess this is why you keep one of every item just in case. I just spent all my jades

[cobalt hare]

soph it’s nice to be playing the game

[silent cedar]

Oh nvm my crystalarium has a jade in it so i'm fine

[cobalt hare]

i need the cowboy hat

[devout oak]

Traveling merchant?

[hexed crag]

here's hoping

that and three apples. But I have an apple tree going in the GH so that's covered

[devout oak]

Is the red cabbage for greenhouse?

[visual umbra]

Classic Emily.

[fossil current]

im back