stardew-valley

[meager shadow]

Jojamart

[merry echo]

guys should i get the auto grabber??

[dense frigate]

Harvet

[hidden meadow]

i read that as farting ffs

[hollow yoke]

||😭 man as soon as the green gas appears i'm panicking to get my stairs out ||

[visual umbra]

Yes.

[noble path]

jojamart charged me like 100g or smth

tsk tsk
american healthcare

[tame gull]

Absolutely yes

[dense frigate]

Joja route > cc def

[meager shadow]

no

[dense frigate]

Oh and Haley > Krobus

[silent cedar]

||I almost always run when it comes, but there actually wasnt any gas that time. Before I was about to leave though, the gas appeared and like 10 serpents came after me. It got me a lot of solar essence but i was pretty close to dying and left||

[visual umbra]

You have 10 hearts with Clunt.

[mental lodge]

Does anyone have interest in playing co-op?

[visual umbra]

Haley 💯 ❤️

[hollow yoke]

||on average, what floor do u guys reach when running sc just curious ||

[merry echo]

do u put it in every coop and barn?? cuz i have 3 and 1 auto grabber cost 25k soo.. its expensive

[tame gull]

"Clunt" lmao

[meager shadow]

I wanna start an essay but I'm going to sleep now

[visual umbra]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[dense frigate]

Gn

[silent cedar]

||20-30||

[tame gull]

Also yes

[visual umbra]

300+.

[dense frigate]

300+ also

[merry echo]

i can only buy 1 guess

[hollow yoke]

[visual umbra]

It's just staircase spam and then farming prismatic shards down there.

[tame gull]

It's worth it trust me

[dense frigate]

Yeah

[safe bear]

any fellow british ppl dying of the heat

[hollow yoke]

i have no jade 💀

[safe bear]

i'm even part of the 1% who owns an AC

[keen coral]

Hey anyboddy wanna play a co op

[visual umbra]

💀

[dense frigate]

||cover quarry in crystallariums and the mushroom/fruit cave ig||

[hollow yoke]

i wait like a week for my jade to build up and i still only have like 20

[visual umbra]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[merry echo]

maybe i should buy like 1 for now and after i have some more money i will buy 2 more

[mental lodge]

@keen coral Yes I would do that coop

[safe bear]

wait this isn't off topic oop

[dense frigate]

it basically is

[safe bear]

oh i reposted in #town-square

[dense frigate]

#town-square if you want the actual one though

[hollow yoke]

||i only have like 8 crystalariums rn I'M RUNNING LOW ON SUPPPILIESL||

[tame gull]

That's likely a good idea. Especially if you have a full coop or barn, you'll definitely notice how nice it is not to fight your animals to pick stuff up

[visual umbra]

You can talk about it here no worries. We just prioritize game talk.

[hollow yoke]

building all these fucking barns n coops n ponds

[dense frigate]

That's good! Just make they're Jade and near your house if you have only 8

[green zephyr]

Im new to the game but can try - whats it like x

[merry echo]

yepp!

[visual umbra]

That's pretty epic.

[dense frigate]

Chaos.

[tame gull]

See, I need a lot of coops and barns cause I'm a Modded Farmer so I have tons of weird creatures to house.

[merry echo]

guys what level does have the most iron ore in the mine?

[hollow yoke]

the icy ones

[merry echo]

and gold ore too

[dense frigate]

60-80 if I were to guess

[silent cedar]

41-79

[hidden meadow]

21 for copper, 61 for iron, 101 for gold

mine and reset

[dense frigate]

As low as 40?

[silent cedar]

yeah

[dense frigate]

Hm

[hollow yoke]

40 is technically the ladder lvl 🤓

[dense frigate]

Just do as low as you can then

[merry echo]

there's a frog at our house!!!

[hollow yoke]

name it

[silent cedar]

sebastian brought roomates

[dense frigate]

September

[merry echo]

my cat caught it idk if he ate it

[silent cedar]

poor damn frog

[merry echo]

i guess quarry is a good place to mine

[merry echo]

i will pray for him or her

[dense frigate]

||Spoilers||

I hate having to spoiler ||quarry||

[tame gull]

I do like the ||quarry||

[silent cedar]

that and ||sc||

[dense frigate]

Yeah they're such a pain to spoiler

[silent cedar]

I mean, its not a big deal, just something you need to keep in mind

[hidden meadow]

i feel like sc is fine to say, since if you dont you dont know lol

[dense frigate]

Just how much you talk about them here though makes it prtty annoying

[clever spire]

quarry is not a spoiler

[silent cedar]

yeah but then you have people asking what it is if you dont spoiler it lol

[clever spire]

it’s literally mentioned in the bundle

[hidden meadow]

its a cc reward

[dense frigate]

How come oh yeah

[clever spire]

read pins

[distant sphinx]

Cc reWards aRe spOileRs

[dense frigate]

So the same reason cactus coconut and desert isn't a spoiler?

[hidden meadow]

Spoiler tags required for all other heart events, secret note rewards, and Community Center rewards.

spoiler tags required for community center rewards lol

[distant sphinx]

No you just have to spoiler info about said cc rewards

[hollow yoke]

the frog should've been named phrog

[distant sphinx]

Yeah

[visual umbra]

Cactus is a spoiler right.

[silent cedar]

sorta yea

[dense frigate]

Its shown in the exotic foraging bundle

[merry echo]

my cat took the frog out of our housee i really love my cat

[silent cedar]

true

[distant sphinx]

10/10 highlight

[hollow yoke]

w cat

[tame gull]

I liked the highlight

[dense frigate]

Professional highlighting

[hollow yoke]

jumpscare

[clever spire]

shit not mentioned in the bundle like the ||desert|| is a spoiler

[distant sphinx]

[hollow yoke]

i hope whoever is on light mode discord gets flashbanged

[distant sphinx]

[dense frigate]

Emily mentions that one

[keen gorge]

Hi everyone! I used to play Stardew Valley before I stopped for quite awhile. But I decided to start playing again and I realise that there were a lot of new content and I kinda forgotten most of the events. Looking forward to experiencing the events again XD.

[visual umbra]

Wait is that not remixed?

[hidden meadow]

it just says bridge repair and doesnt explicitly mention the || quarry || tho doesnt it?

[silent cedar]

cmon now, who's gonna go out of their way to talk to emily 💀

[distant sphinx]

Wait nvm I'm immune

[visual umbra]

Or am I tripping?

[dense frigate]

No just reg exotic

[hollow yoke]

welcome

[dense frigate]

LOL

[silent cedar]

Welcome to the server

[visual umbra]

Oh my bad then lol.

[distant sphinx]

At least to the flash part of flashbang

[cobalt hare]

stooooop😭

[keen gorge]

Thanks you!

[keen gorge]

Thank you too!

[hollow yoke]

what a coincidence, my wife's name is emily

[cobalt hare]

pickle how do you use light mode

[silent cedar]

💀 lmfao

[clever spire]

oh the hit game the quarry

[visual umbra]

Irl?

[hollow yoke]

yeah

[distant sphinx]

it's why I have glasses

[visual umbra]

Noicceee.

[cobalt hare]

good mornin Lucy

[shut spade]

hello

[clever spire]

if it’s bridge repairs then yeah

[visual umbra]

[hollow yoke]

imagine marrying an emily 💀 || ||

[silent cedar]

a- time to plant more seeds lmfao

[visual umbra]

Yess!!!

[clever spire]

moooooorning bestie

[silent cedar]

I gotta put down more sprinklers tho

these things can literally just duplicate themselves endlessly

[tame gull]

XD there's nothing wrong with Emily

[clever spire]

she’s a crystal girl

[hidden meadow]

shes not haley tho

[tame gull]

Thank goodness

[clever spire]

i like that about her

[still falcon]

Should I in sell ||stonefish||?

[hollow yoke]

not the crystal munching one but a crystal loving one

[dense frigate]

Nice!!

[dense frigate]

Prob it's worth a lot and pretty useless

[still falcon]

No need to save it as a gift or for a bundle or anything like that?

[visual umbra]

This opinion never gets old.

I love this fucking server.

[dense frigate]

Nope

[visual umbra]

Just for this.

[hollow yoke]

no unless u want its roe

[hidden meadow]

Im probably pushing the narrative way too much but its funny af

[hollow yoke]

don't get roe from that tho

[visual umbra]

You are not.

Haley 💯 💀 ❤️ 💯 💯 ❤️ ❤️ 💯 💯 ❤️ 😍 😍 😍 ❤️ 💯 💯 ❤️ 😍

[still falcon]

So I don’t want it’s roe?

[cobalt hare]

same but I wear ✨contacts✨

[hollow yoke]

there's just better options aside from ||stonefish ||

[dense frigate]

Some people don't like Haley, can you believe that?

It's just insane

[hidden meadow]

WHAT?

[still falcon]

Okii thank you

[hidden meadow]

baffling

[dense frigate]

They say they're "Toxic" and stuff

[hidden meadow]

mindblowing even

[hollow yoke]

have fun fishing

[distant sphinx]

Hm contacts are easier but I look ugly without glasses

[tame gull]

If you need to know if you need something for a bundle, hover over the item in your inventory and the little square that shows the bundles screen will pulse if it's needed.

[merry echo]

bro i planted tea sapling but i guess i won't be able to harvest it

[hidden meadow]

Haha they gotta be joking tho right?

[hollow yoke]

[cobalt hare]

REALLY I thought it's usually the opposite xD

[dense frigate]

Some aren't

[cobalt hare]

so your glasses frame your face then?

[hollow yoke]

they're just jealous

[hidden meadow]

outrageous

[dense frigate]

Some people ACTUALLY dislike Haley

Like fr

[clever spire]

okay we get it 💀

[silent cedar]

winter seeds go brr

[distant sphinx]

Nah mostly because I've been wearing them for so long that everyone around me and myself all got used to me looking that way for years

[tame gull]

Oh sure, love Haley. Coughcough.

[visual umbra]

They are legit just trolls ignore them.

[dense frigate]

Alright

[distant sphinx]

It's like trying to cut a habit

[hollow yoke]

stan blob

[distant sphinx]

Blobfish love

[tame gull]

[visual umbra]

Now that I'm back on wifi I can finally finish attack on titan!!

God finally.

[cobalt hare]

I get what you mean. I wear a combo of both but if i'm going out or doing something fancy it's contacts always

[hollow yoke]

aot

[visual umbra]

Aot.

[cobalt hare]

my contacts are also stronger than my glasses lol

[dense frigate]

Aot

[hollow yoke]

i never get around to it

same w stranger things

[visual umbra]

I'm rewatching it.

It sucks me in so good.

[hollow yoke]

its just too far into the show that i can't catch up

[visual umbra]

Bro it's not like one piece.

Just watch and you catch up eventually.

[somber musk]

ugh i love stranger things but i cant do horror
Im not even sure if it counts ad horror

[hollow yoke]

i think i also just don't like eren

💀

[visual umbra]

I watch it for Jean and Floch.

Floch is my fave character.

[hollow yoke]

wanna have a watchparty over horror films

[visual umbra]

Stranger things used to be so good.

[hollow yoke]

we can watch all the scary movie movies

[visual umbra]

Newer stuff is just eh to me.

[merry echo]

dead once again

[visual umbra]

Shit I forgot it was that!!

[tame gull]

Stop dying. Ez

[visual umbra]

I'm not getting banned anytime soon.

[hollow yoke]

||i'm so afraid of dying in sdv that it's probably preventing me from sc runs 💀 ||

[silent cedar]

I want to buy some animals and this bitch is really just going to go stand in her kitchen

[hollow yoke]

i keep thinking my shit's gonna drop like in mc

[visual umbra]

Open 8/3.

[tame gull]

Marnie tends to do that

[silent cedar]

wdym

[visual umbra]

8 hours 3 days a week lmao.

[silent cedar]

💀

wtf

well what days is she open

[hidden meadow]

isnt it 4 days? wednesday-saturday

[tame gull]

Wed, Thurs, iirc

[silent cedar]

yea

4 days

Wednesday, friday, saturday, sunday

[merry echo]

Guys wat cave is this??

[silent cedar]

Looks like the ||quarry cave||

[tame gull]

Run!

[merry echo]

ohooo

[gritty hound]

Hey fellas!

[tame gull]

It's spooky in there

[hollow yoke]

yo

[gritty hound]

Uh

[merry echo]

truh i left its too dagerous for me yet

[ivory sonnet]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family.

sorry spoilers

[hidden meadow]

🤨

[hollow yoke]

i wanna read it all hold on

[merry echo]

it hurts my eye

[urban egret]

🤨

[hollow yoke]

[ivory sonnet]

sorry about the spoilers guys

[visual umbra]

Quarry?

[cobalt hare]

GUYS I FOUND A STRANGER DOLL (and some other epic sword)

I'm going to play stardew Valley 😍😍

[visual umbra]

Better call Saul.

[ivory sonnet]

im going to commit mass felonies

[visual umbra]

You get a reward for completing it.

[merry echo]

cool but am not ready yet

[cobalt hare]

Have you played Turnip Boy Commits a Tax Fraud 😍

[visual umbra]

Fair. ❤️

[ivory sonnet]

yea

[cobalt hare]

How is it

[ivory sonnet]

pretty sick

[cobalt hare]

sword i'm taking about:

[cobalt hare]

Nice

[cobalt hare]

found it while fishing (in a chest)

You guys have WEAPONS in this game???

[urban egret]

Neptune's glave?

[cobalt hare]

yeah

i think its shit

[urban egret]

I got that in a chest too

I didn't like it tbh

[visual umbra]

Pretty good stuff.

[hidden meadow]

if you get it early on, its awesome

[visual umbra]

Loool.

Get to it.

[silent cedar]

Who just spent 5,000 on a single hat? This dumb bitch

[visual umbra]

[cobalt hare]

it was day 3 lmao

[hidden meadow]

well then its like 10 times better than the rusty sword lol

[cobalt hare]

also i got a flounder on an unlucky day

[cobalt hare]

yeah its a lvl 5 sword

[hidden meadow]

Fish arent dependant on luck

[cobalt hare]

oh ok

LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH

[serene walrus]

luck only determines chance to get treasure chests while fishing

[somber musk]

its only haley haters or lovers in this world

[cobalt hare]

no women or men

only haley haters or lovers

[serene walrus]

truuu

[merry echo]

Harvest timee!!

[cobalt hare]

what can u do with clay?

[cobalt hare]

holy shit a mobile player

[gray grotto]

> haley

[visual umbra]

Sdv is on mobile!?

[silent cedar]

||Stupid ass blobfish was hard as hell to catch||

[cobalt hare]

yea

[visual umbra]

L.

[visual umbra]

Night market?

[hollow hornet]

omg aibling

[gray grotto]

OMG AIBLING

[cobalt hare]

they're hiding

[silent cedar]

thats where i am currently. I need to get to the ||mermaid boat|| somehow tmr

[hollow hornet]

[warped ether]

@hollow hornet True?

[hollow hornet]

yeah

[somber musk]

i name my aninals delicacies made of their meat

[cobalt hare]

seaweed best food

[hollow hornet]

give it some hearts

[cobalt hare]

epic aninals

[somber musk]

beef roast duck ham pork the whole variety

[tame gull]

come in with trenchcoat I mean, could I interest you newbies in using some Mods? (I am kidding)

[hollow hornet]

heyoo choco

[blazing python]

Hallo nerds

And indigo

[serene walrus]

hii nerd rock

[hollow hornet]

thanks rok

[merry echo]

Yep yep!!

[blazing python]

[serene walrus]

😂

[blazing python]

Who even are you

[merry echo]

Yeshhhh!

[hollow hornet]

ur mother

[blazing python]

Indigo sounds like a name for a person thats called "Pete"

[tame gull]

I'm not sure I could play this on Mobile

[hidden meadow]

username checks out

[merry echo]

2nd harvest of strawberries 😋😍

[blazing python]

Nicee

[hollow hornet]

jokes on you i have a unique name

[hollow hornet]

[blazing python]

Is it "Lonely"?

[hollow hornet]

:(

[serene walrus]

💀

[blazing python]

:)

[cobalt hare]

epic

[hollow hornet]

ghost clam

ghost clam

[cobalt hare]

he will haunt you forever

[hollow hornet]

hell yeah

[silent cedar]

fishing until the last moment

[blazing python]

That one FKING SMALL PARSNIP

[merry echo]

past out is the key to sucess

[tame gull]

Good job!

[silent cedar]

wtf how id linus find me while I was in there 💀

[blazing python]

ruined the PERFECT HARVEST™

[tame gull]

Linus is everywhere

[tawdry minnow]

LOL

[silent cedar]

ofc ofc

[merry echo]

after my mistake of buying 278 strawberries i just planted fertilized and water them one by one at the first week wat a hectic month

[gray grotto]

a

ablibg hru

[hidden meadow]

Also marlon is like: oh yeah i found you on my casual 3am sweep of || sc floor 782 || you gotta be careful

[gray grotto]

@hollow hornet

[clever spire]

marlon is so cool

[indigo ember]

Linus even can find you in your home.

[tame gull]

Marlon is also everywhere

[silent cedar]

this chest is so chaotic

so much different shet

[gray grotto]

wtf is the second thibg

[visual umbra]

Have you found the secret note yet?

[hollow hornet]

@gray grotto

[merry echo]

Yummy!

[tame gull]

but Linus is like the fainting Santa claus

[silent cedar]

none

[visual umbra]

Monster musk.

[gray grotto]

hru

[silent cedar]

yum

[gray grotto]

ah

[merry echo]

Is there ither mobile players here???

[visual umbra]

You didn't get the winter morning cutscene?

[delicate spindle]

i keep forgetting to not process my iridium milks...

[visual umbra]

Damn sadge..

[cobalt hare]

imagine having a sword when you didnt even unlock mining
totally not me

[hollow hornet]

school bad, hbu?

[gray grotto]

stuck in baguette land

[silent cedar]

Do you mean the one where ||whatever his name is, scurries off||

[visual umbra]

Yeah.

[silent cedar]

yes i got that

[hollow hornet]

the worst place in hell

[visual umbra]

Did you chase him?

[gray grotto]

mmy

[silent cedar]

But even when i went down to talk to him the quest didnt update

[serene walrus]

i agree

[silent cedar]

No because I didnt know i needed to

[gray grotto]

this sucks I want boba

[visual umbra]

You had to chase him lmao.

[tame gull]

Imagine having the best-ish sword and accidentally eating it due to game glitch

[silent cedar]

oh 💀

[silent cedar]

WHAT LMAO

[visual umbra]

Yeah he left the traces in the snow..

[hollow hornet]

i dont believe you, i only believe the number one fan of a club that died out weeks ago

[silent cedar]

ohh

[visual umbra]

💀

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok!

[gray grotto]

holy shit it's a duck

[hollow hornet]

thats so true chicken

[onyx owl]

buck

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-tease-funny-angry-bird-cute-hello-chicken-gif-15214392

[silent cedar]

what can i get for jades again

[hidden meadow]

I cant believe chicken would SAY THAT

[hollow hornet]

crying rn that was so profound

[quaint prism]

Staircases

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok :(

[silent cedar]

oh alright cool

[visual umbra]

At least spoiler pls.

[tame gull]

It's true. When using exploits use extreme caution

[silent cedar]

[hollow hornet]

wtf bannis u made the chicken sad

[merry echo]

guys how do i improve my foraging??

[gray grotto]

wtf bannis

[silent cedar]

either forage stuff or chop down trees

[hidden meadow]

the chicken started it ngl

[quaint prism]

Cut trees and pick up forage

[visual umbra]

Forage and break trees.

[gray grotto]

the poor duck is depressed now

[onyx owl]

bok bok, buck bok bok bok!

[merry echo]

ohhhhhh i should then

[hidden meadow]

it got what it deserved

[gray grotto]

bruh

[tame gull]

DeForest the town

[keen siren]

y’all i had a galaxy sword and i accidentally sold it to the guild while selling my extra swords 😐

[gray grotto]

buy it again

[onyx owl]

BOK BOK BOK BOK

[ashen flume]

Time to reset the day

[visual umbra]

Reset day.

[keen siren]

its too late because im stupid

[quaint prism]

Pain

[visual umbra]

Bruv..

[gray grotto]

50k down the train

[clever spire]

don’t reset the day and delete the game instead

[keen siren]

ill just save up to buy it again

[onyx owl]

192.142.1.99

[gray grotto]

OH SHIT

[serene walrus]

ah you can rebuy it again i suppose f

[hollow yoke]

it's ok there's always tomorrow

[hidden meadow]

ha jokes on you thats not my ip thats my credit card number

[gray grotto]

THE DUCK STRIKES BACK

[ashen flume]

I mean you can now buy a hammer instead

[visual umbra]

Yeah you can choose between it and the hammer iirc.

[onyx owl]

3451 6565 3323 1195

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[hot kindle]

im currently doing a 75% reduction of gold play through and how tf do i get money

[gray grotto]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[ashen flume]

Hammer dagger and sword

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok >:(

[quaint prism]

Chicken is going rouge

[hollow hornet]

holy shit i looked away for one second and the chicken started doxxing people

[gray grotto]

duck ily

[visual umbra]

Don't give them ideas.

[ashen flume]

Oh yeah

[keen siren]

i didnt even realize i didnt have it till the next good humor day LMAO

[blazing python]

Wrf is happenibg

[merry echo]

how many hard wood so you guys have??

[hollow hornet]

epic embed fail this is so sad

[hidden meadow]

Chicken embed fail

[tame gull]

Just use your fists in the mines. Become One Punch

[visual umbra]

Shame.

[hot kindle]

embed failure

[gray grotto]

best duck

[onyx owl]

BOK BOK BOK

[visual umbra]

You got ashamed so hard.

[hidden meadow]

theres no coming back from this

[hollow yoke]

saitama

[ashen flume]

Do it with your scythe only

[onyx owl]

[blazing python]

I will box you

[visual umbra]

I would literally cry.

[hot kindle]

krobus naughty

[cosmic gull]

there is no of topic section

[hidden meadow]

im literally crying and pissing and shaking rn

[visual umbra]

Look harder.

[clever spire]

[cosmic gull]

soo

[tame gull]

How much hardwood? Wdym?

[onyx owl]

192.112.4.552

[hot kindle]

bc everything connects to stardew valley someway

[merry echo]

like howmany you have

[blazing python]

Yeah no idc

[hollow yoke]

chicken do u like goat

[gray grotto]

120-ish?

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok <3

[hot kindle]

how do u get the gay frog jn stardew valley

[blazing python]

Too much of an ignorant to care for my privacy tbh. I baked cookies.

[hollow yoke]

no frog

[hidden meadow]

i saw that frog

[visual umbra]

I'm gonna start up the game just for you.

[clever spire]

tbh i don’t even know my ip so if someone did dox me i wouldn’t know

[gray grotto]

lol nice

[grizzled tundra]

i have like 50? mostly because i just finished surrounding everything in hardwood fences

[tame gull]

I have too many. But ||hardwood is attainable daily in the secret woods||

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[hollow hornet]

same

[hot kindle]

i spent it all on my house upgrade now i have a cursed child

[hollow yoke]

bok or bok

[merry echo]

cursed child fr

[hot kindle]

it literally looks like the joker its kind of terrifying

[onyx owl]

bok + bok = bok

[hollow yoke]

:(

[gray grotto]

I see what you're doing and I approve

[onyx owl]

bok x bok = bok bok bok bok bok!

[blazing python]

Jello

[gray grotto]

jello pebble

[hollow yoke]

is chicken good at math

[hollow hornet]

chicken is so smart

[woven warren]

its true lol

[south prawn]

im not sure what i walked into

[hot kindle]

chicken is a nerd

[blazing python]

Dox

[woven warren]

wait a minute

[onyx owl]

BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK >:(

[gray grotto]

duck is gonna be the next einstein

[hot kindle]

box

[tame gull]

I'm seriousness though || I use mods so I buy my hardwood from Robin|| so I never worry.

[hollow hornet]

oh shit

[blazing python]

Chicken "doxxing"

[hollow yoke]

don't call chicken a nerd

[woven warren]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[onyx owl]

[blazing python]

Anyways SDV amirite guys

[hot kindle]

[quaint prism]

FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH WOOOOOO

[merry echo]

i hope i can put that kind of mod too

[gray grotto]

robin do be selling out pebble

[merry echo]

guys who is a mobile player here??

[onyx owl]

[hollow yoke]

where is duck tho

if we have chicken

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-critical-gif-18538102

[gray grotto]

duck is always in out hearts

[quaint prism]

Ate it sorry

[gray grotto]

he doin a swimmy

[tame gull]

I'm guessing you won't find many mobile players. Don't worry though, if you're mobile and want to mod it there's plenty of options.

[south prawn]

aww duck

[hollow yoke]

[merry echo]

i am indeed

[hot kindle]

ducks are the best animals no cap

[gray grotto]

^

[south prawn]

^

[hollow yoke]

^

[rain kraken]

chain breaker

[tame gull]

I see your duck and raise you a Jigglypuff.

[onyx owl]

=

[ashen flume]

Ducks ducks ducks ducks ducks

[gray grotto]

yes!

[onyx owl]

[hollow yoke]

we all know blob is the best

[hot kindle]

[gray grotto]

so smart duck

[hollow yoke]

[hot kindle]

i love my rainbow trouts too though

[hollow hornet]

chicken tell us a joke

[tame gull]

Oh no doubt blob is best

[warped ether]

🪞

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok bok?

[rain kraken]

[gray grotto]

tell us duck, why did you cross the road

[hollow yoke]

GOT EEM

[merry echo]

I probably need a shed I don't like the chest being around and getting on my way

[tame gull]

That chicken crossing the road joke is so dark

[onyx owl]

BOK BOK BOK BOK🤣

[gray grotto]

AHAHA

[warped ether]

[tame gull]

You know, I have a shed and I never use it. Always forget to

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok...

[hollow yoke]

what did he do

[hollow hornet]

HAHAHA

[hollow hornet]

no chicken it wasnt directed to you

[quaint prism]

You have angered the cock

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[onyx owl]

💀

[ashen flume]

Move the chest

[gray grotto]

you shall perish indigo, I'm sorry aiblibg bur its the rules

[tame gull]

All the chickens are angry in my game. Seriously they have angry eyebrows

[ashen flume]

Make chest and machine area

[hollow hornet]

banned and imprisoned

[onyx owl]

• kills captain indigo epicly!!! and cutely!!! NO DODGE BTW *

[warped ether]

🐔

[tame gull]

XD

[hidden meadow]

you are either with or against the cock

[ashen flume]

Yeah they do that when youre using an ||auto petter||

[hollow hornet]

the chicken speaking is what trully killed me

[warped ether]

There's a 3rd option

[hollow yoke]

cock for president

[upbeat escarp]

ohh, are they still gaining friendship?

want them to produce that large milk 🙂

[gray grotto]

I'm with duck

duck is very duck

[ashen flume]

Yeah they are,with all of that double petting

[onyx owl]

🇺🇸

[gray grotto]

american duck

[hidden meadow]

what is it

[upbeat escarp]

all thanks ❤️

[ashen flume]

Np

[quaint prism]

Oh my god i wish i knew that cause i just ignored them when i got one

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[upbeat escarp]

😋

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok 👋

[hollow hornet]

tears are streaming down my face that was so inspiring

[warped ether]

Gotta find out yourself

[ashen flume]

I mean it does keep the hearts you already had

[hollow yoke]

bye chicken :(

[gray grotto]

so true duck

[slow yew]

AIBLING

[hollow hornet]

so long chicken

[gray grotto]

IABONGSYKA

[slow yew]

[gray grotto]

Aibling

[marsh talon]

byebye chicken

[onyx owl]

quack

[gray grotto]

:D

[quaint prism]

The chicken was a spy

[warped ether]

I fucking love Willy

[hidden meadow]

amogus impostor?

[slow yew]

(:

[hollow hornet]

holy shit the chicken is bilingual

[gray grotto]

DUCK CAN SPEAK IN COCK

AHBDJBHVSBVNS

[blazing python]

Once upon a time there was a boy named "Indigo"

[slow yew]

z i thought u were going to bed

[gaunt gale]

hallo newbs

[blazing python]

Never said sleeping

[hollow hornet]

dont remind me of that extremely bad story

[slow yew]

u said good night

[blazing python]

My body hurts

[gray grotto]

pebble shut you aren't duck

[slow yew]

[blazing python]

My bad

[hollow yoke]

chicken takes duolingo

[gaunt gale]

mhm, they lie awake in their beds, it is a good night just not sleeping

[merry echo]

eyyyy

[gaunt gale]

he died from bombing, didn't do his courses for a day

[hollow yoke]

@onyx owl

[hollow hornet]

looking swag as shit

[slow yew]

humans learn to google 2022 colorized

[gray grotto]

the birb got him 😩

[blazing python]

Nah bro you stfu you fuchsia name looking mf

[hollow hornet]

chicken waved goodbye smh my smh

[gray grotto]

LMAO

[merry echo]

i do duolingo but i stopped cuz it bombs my head

[quaint prism]

When are we getting a stardew movie

And its just the farmer speed running

[charred palm]

As soon as you invest the $ for it

[ashen flume]

We need a stardew movie

[slow yew]

we dont need a stardew movie

[gaunt gale]

we don't really, we don't

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[hollow yoke]

chiucken'S BACK

[meager wave]

can someone send me the game link? it wont let me download, so i want to see if other links work

[cobalt hare]

welcome back chicken

[onyx owl]

👋

[ashen flume]

No but like imagine

[blazing python]

What game?

[quaint prism]

What

[charred palm]

Chickens taste good

[hollow hornet]

uhhh

[slow yew]

uhh

[ashen flume]

Stardew is on steam wdym link

[blazing python]

uh

[hollow hornet]

u

[slow yew]

no pirating discussion

[quaint prism]

True!

[slow yew]

which im assuming was what they meant

[merry echo]

now this is wat im talking about so i can like make a plan for my farm!!

[ashen flume]

Probably

[cobalt hare]

fried chicken 😋

[hidden meadow]

chimken friend, not food

[hollow fiber]

miner or geologist?

[quaint prism]

Friend and food

[slow yew]

chimken friendly food

[ashen flume]

Miner

[hollow fiber]

oke

[cobalt hare]

chicken wings 😍

[blazing python]

Drum stick

[slow yew]

eye ball

[cobalt hare]

nom nom

[blazing python]

Chicken heart nom bom

[hollow hornet]

beak

[warped ether]

Last time I saw something this empty was when I looked into Indigo's brain

[quaint prism]

Chicken noodle soup

[slow yew]

HUH

[cobalt hare]

buffalo chicken wings with blue cheese dipping sauce

[blazing python]

Boomb

[vivid vessel]

How do I get driftwood?

[slow yew]

fishing

[quaint prism]

Crab pot

[grizzled tundra]

fish

[cobalt hare]

[blazing python]

Teriyaki drumstick with special sauce

[cobalt hare]

YUM teriyaki

[hollow yoke]

bbq or korean fried chicken

can't choose

[grizzled tundra]

alright so i never played with mods before but i downloaded seasonal clothing and oh boy smapi is making the game load so much slower, is there a way to make it faster?

[clever spire]

#archived-modded-support

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[cobalt hare]

korean fried

[grizzled tundra]

woop ty

[clever spire]

[carmine salmon]

boys, today's the day

[hollow yoke]

jesus

[heavy wolf]

Are there any crops that earn more from preserves than kegs

[quaint prism]

You’re like my friend, all his skills are low but fishing lmao

[hollow yoke]

come back w results

[tame gull]

Stardew movie? Chris Pratt as The Farmer.

[dapper bay]

@onyx owl i saw you in the vc, did you wanna play w?

[onyx owl]

bok bok bok bok bok

[clever spire]

villagers can’t speak in vc

[cobalt hare]

Fishing is top teir

[vivid vessel]

Probably starfruit

[queen merlin]

why did i think you were referencing the characters for a hot minute

[queen merlin]

nope

[clever spire]

what characters

[queen merlin]

there are some lemme get the list

[dapper bay]

ik lol, was gonn ask if he wanted to joina dm call

[cobalt hare]

It's ok I did too

[queen merlin]

all the villagers in the game

[clever spire]

💀

[cobalt hare]

like more from jars than kegs?

[clever spire]

i mean they can’t yeah

[vivid vessel]

I read it wrong 💀

[heavy wolf]

Thank you!

[clever spire]

oooooo ok

[carmine salmon]

most vegetables besides pumpkin, salmonberry and i forgot the other ones 💀

[vivid vessel]

Isn’t wine always better then jars

[heavy wolf]

Yeah, just wondering if it's worth making more jars

[clever spire]

salmonberry 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

do not process salmomberry

[silent cedar]

added a second section since i was running out of space in some chests

[tame gull]

Nice organization

[silent cedar]

Yeah, its quite convenient

[heavy wolf]

Salmon and black berries make terrible jams 😅

[quaint prism]

^

Don’t sell for much

[gentle grotto]

[cobalt hare]

i mean for roe yeah

[tame gull]

My chests are all over the place and not organized at all

[carmine salmon]

fair enough

[clever spire]

you need a jar for the cc

[cobalt hare]

but not too many

[heavy wolf]

Ohhh true true, i need to set up another pond

[quaint prism]

I forgot fish ponds were a thing

[ashen flume]

Cc gets salmonberry jam and salmonberry wine

[silent cedar]

Awesome!! I think you have to spoiler that tho

[copper trail]

woooo pet dino now

[merry echo]

items are epiccccc

[queen merlin]

congrats

[hollow yoke]

wish we could ride the dino

[clever spire]

nils im going to your house and deleting the game off ur pc

[ashen flume]

Nah i dont think you need to

[silent cedar]

oh rly?

[ashen flume]

IM NOT EVEN HOME RN PLEASE

[tardy shale]

L

[clever spire]

perfect time to go 😈

[delicate spindle]

i thought you only had to spoiler stuff that was like post cc and stuff

[queen merlin]

you can get dino from a lot of sources so don't have to spoiler

[heavy wolf]

I did remixed cc, so i have to do mead, tea and pale ale as well. Doomed

[ashen flume]

Yeah spoilers are for cc rewards and heart event rewards

[silent cedar]

good point

[ashen flume]

Crying rn

[delicate spindle]

ok

[cobalt hare]

mead

[copper trail]

u don’t since u could get a Dino egg in the first week if ur lucky

[ashen flume]

Ew mead

[delicate spindle]

i was waiting for that tho i'm heppy

[carmine salmon]

congrats, mate

[silent cedar]

how do i upgrade my barn btw

[copper trail]

robin

[clever spire]

same way u bought it

[heavy wolf]

Mead makes me cry bc it doesn't even give a good return if you used most flower honies

[delicate spindle]

bulbasaur is the best pokemon

[silent cedar]

Do I need anything other than wood and stone (and gold ofc)

[heavy wolf]

Go to Robin and construct new building, all the way at the end of the list it'll say big barn. Click it and she'll ask which barn you want upgraded

[silent cedar]

ty <3

[heavy wolf]

Just wood and stone

[silent cedar]

alright good

[hollow yoke]

and monies

[cobalt hare]

GHASTLYYYY

[heavy wolf]

Yes lots of monies, and the wood and stone is slightly more than the original amount required

[stray moss]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-ragnarok-yes-thor-thor3-happy-excited-gif-15710556

Best sticker EVER

[cobalt hare]

HELLOOOO

[stray moss]

Hello friends 💗💗💗💗

[delicate spindle]

which are more profitable: chickens or ducks?

[marsh talon]

helloo

[queen merlin]

chicken

[distant sphinx]

Chickens

[queen merlin]

chicken is most profitable coop animal

[delicate spindle]

ok

[distant sphinx]

Me when post perfection animal

[glass elk]

wow that's surprising!

[carmine salmon]

and cutest too, don't forget

[queen merlin]

i like rabbits more :p

[carmine salmon]

i respect your opinion but i disagree :)

[queen merlin]

also they give most real profit because rabbits foot

[distant sphinx]

Tbf you won't need the money post perfection

[clever spire]

u think ducks r more profitable?

[queen merlin]

tbh i would quit the game post perfection

chickens cute lmao

[clever spire]

what y’all talking about

is this post cc content :0

[delicate spindle]

I want to know why dinosaurs are coop animals and not barn animals

[quaint prism]

Cause egg?

Idk man

[queen merlin]

they said that they think chickens are cutest when i said i think rabbits are

[carmine salmon]

no i think that chickens are cuter

[clever spire]

o i see

[carmine salmon]

then why is the very large bird a barn animal?

[quaint prism]

Uhhhhhhhhh, egg?

[clever spire]

this is post cc

[carmine salmon]

]oh

[clever spire]

[visual umbra]

Is there tulip honey?

[clever spire]

lmfao 💀💀💀💀💀

[cobalt hare]

good way to censor lmao

[carmine salmon]

bruh

sorry i ran out of ideas

[hollow yoke]

they will now go by very large bird

[carmine salmon]

yes

[hollow yoke]

nothing more nothing less

[cobalt hare]

duckies are so cute

[delicate spindle]

the ||farm computer|| is a life saver

[cobalt hare]

especially the ducklings

[carmine salmon]

the what?

i actually don't know what it is

[delicate spindle]

that's why i spoilered it

[hollow yoke]

💀

[carmine salmon]

fair enough

google search

[visual umbra]

Can I tailor lewis shorts?

[clever spire]

!wiki

[novel thistle]

The official Stardew Wiki can be found at https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

[clever spire]

try the wiki

[granite prairie]

o/

[delicate spindle]

it's || a computer that you get from demetrius that tells you important information about your farm, like how many crops you have watered/unwatered, how many machines are ready, if your farm cave is ready, etc.||

[carmine salmon]

oh ty

[heavy wolf]

Oooh that sounds neat, can't wait to get one later on

[granite prairie]

[delicate spindle]

i learned how to make a maple bar and now i want one irl

[granite prairie]

mmmm that does sound nice right about now

[carmine salmon]

yeah

[delicate spindle]

do iridium blackberries and salmonberries sell for more if you don't process them in a keg if you have ||bear's knowledge||?

[clever spire]

never

ever

ever

[delicate spindle]

never what

[granite prairie]

lol

[clever spire]

process blackberry or salmomberry

[granite prairie]

Gotta add that to my notes then

good to know

[delicate spindle]

that's why i'm asking, thanks

[clever spire]

imo u should only keg stuff worth 200+

idk about jars i don’t use them

[cerulean warren]

I was just gonna ask abt jars

I think they're generally better for the low value stuff

[copper trail]

keg multiply the base value but jars multiply and add a flat bonus of 50

[delicate spindle]

do the animals in a coop/barn have the same hay spot each time they eat or does it not matter where i put the hay

[hollow yoke]

u can jar roe

that's all i use jars for

[quaint prism]

Blueberries profit more off jars i think

[visual umbra]

Yes.

[cerulean warren]

I mainly jar blueberry and cranberry yea

Since getting botanist I've been selling foraged fruit

[visual umbra]

Yeah that's good.

[clever spire]

u shouldn’t process blueberries or cranberries either

[cerulean warren]

oh? 👀

[granite prairie]

No fancy fruits

[cerulean warren]

I sell gold and silver

Process normal

but idk I've never done the maths 💀

[clever spire]

cranberries r fall and if ur processing do pumpkins instead

and for blueberries you should do ||rhubarb|| instead

[cerulean warren]

that's spring though isn't it?

[mental goblet]

am i allowed to send screenshots here? i just have a question regarding this one

[cobalt hare]

If you have fruit bats the fruit they drop usally sells better processed

[clever spire]

#images-and-memes

[cerulean warren]

you gotta reach level 5 to send a pic 😔

[granite prairie]

oof

[visual umbra]

You can't

[mental goblet]

f

[cerulean warren]

level 5 isn't bad, a day or two of being active and you'll be there

[quaint prism]

Just send one of those messages where its a bunch of dots that make the picture

[granite prairie]

ezpz

[clever spire]

||rhubarb|| yeah but u gotta unlock the ||desert|| so if u haven’t do uh blueberries unprocessed

[cobalt hare]

Wheeeze

Best quick money is tea saplings

[clever spire]

or even better turn blueberries into seeds with the seedmaker and it might get u ancient fruit seeds

[granite prairie]

oh nice

[marsh talon]

thank u for the advice

[clever spire]

yw

[mental goblet]

i bought ancient seed from the merchant and i can't seem to donate em

[clever spire]

cuz it’s not an artifact

u need the actual artifact

[cerulean warren]

I got one from strawberries a couple in game days ago and I was so happy lmaoo

[granite prairie]

[mental goblet]

oooohh okay, thank youu

[west marsh]

Hey, I am kind of new to the game, I was wondering is soja mart cheaper to buy from?

[silent cedar]

🎉

[visual umbra]

Braille?

[visual umbra]

Yayy!!!

[serene walrus]

no

[silent cedar]

yayyyy

[serene walrus]

also welcome☆⌒(≧▽​° )

[west marsh]

Thankyou! may I ask what it's purpose is then?

[marsh talon]

no joja mart is priced higher

[carmine salmon]

nope

[silent cedar]

is there any point of buying the seeds from the night market

[wild moss]

very streamlined

[clever spire]

if it’s out of season and u need them

[cobalt hare]

Rare seeds sell for alot when harvested

[silent cedar]

fair

[wild moss]

it’s simpler and often faster for experienced players but community center generally gives you a more full game experience

[clever spire]

rare seeds r garbo

[wild moss]

which is why cc is better for first time players

[granite prairie]

really?

[clever spire]

u only ever need to plant 2

and then never touch it again

[cobalt hare]

Yeah bassicaly lol

[granite prairie]

oh dang

[wild moss]

rare seed stupid and bad

[clever spire]

ye

[cobalt hare]

But they do sell for alot. Tea saplings are better though

[clever spire]

oof

[granite prairie]

Good to know

[wild moss]

i mean yea they sell for a lot but you could buy 10 pumpkin seeds and get 10 pumpkins and sell them more

[cobalt hare]

If you do Caroline's two heart event she gives you the recipe

[clever spire]

they do sell for a lot but they take too long to grow and it’s single harvest and u can’t buy mass amounts

[wild moss]

or pickle the pumpkins and make 2-3x as much

[cobalt hare]

They sell for 500g each

[wild moss]

you can’t process sweet gem berries and you can’t mass buy them

[clever spire]

yuh

[cobalt hare]

Don't plant the tea saplings. Just sell then

[barren whale]

What should I do with my first parsnip crop

[granite prairie]

Learnin so much today

[wild moss]

either sell them or keep them to eat

I’d probably sell and buy potato seeds

[clever spire]

i usually use the parsnips to get more energy to fish

[wild moss]

but yea thats good too

[clever spire]

fish b good

[heavy wolf]

Are there any craftable items that sell for more than the total material values

[gloomy mist]

some sashimi

[quaint prism]

Tea sapling

[wild moss]

uhh oil of garlic

idk theres probably a lot

[cobalt hare]

cloth sells for alot

But it's a pain to make

[granite prairie]

oh interesting

[clever spire]

that’s not a craftable item tho

[visual umbra]

This goes for like mussels or something. Idk maybe only if you don't have fisher too.

[wild moss]

any fish under 75g is profitable made into sashimi

[silent cedar]

I have 48 quality sprinklers now lmfao

[clever spire]

unless ur like me and play modded and can get a canning machine for fish

[wild moss]

carp, crab pot stuff, sardines, anchovies

[cobalt hare]

Also sebastian likes sashimi

[visual umbra]

Those are mostly pot fish?

[gloomy mist]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Fish#When_to_turn_fish_into_Sashimi i dont go the fisher route

[granite prairie]

[wild moss]

why would you not go the fisher route

[cobalt hare]

It's the best route

[gloomy mist]

because crab pots

[wild moss]

unless you’re stupid and want hundreds of crabs for no reason like me

[clever spire]

because (links random wiki page) i said so

[cobalt hare]

Don't go trapper. Just fish

[granite prairie]

[gloomy mist]

crab pots are great but only if u do the crab pot professions

[visual umbra]

No bait for pots seems good tbf.

[wild moss]

i love when people show up to new farmers and give advice that doesn’t apply to new players

[cobalt hare]

Wheeze

[wild moss]

no trash is better, bait is not expensive

both are garbage don’t get me wrong

[delicate spindle]

i'm done

[south eagle]

How do I earn money?

[wild moss]

especially compared to fisher and the ones that come from that

[visual umbra]

I set up a linus tribute recycling station.

[granite prairie]

LMAO

[gloomy mist]

much ore effort to bait them everyday

[cobalt hare]

How tf-

[wild moss]

fish, plant crops, sell crops, sell forageables and stuff, etc

[wild moss]

you’re harvesting them anyway??

just hold over them with bait and you can do it all at once

[gloomy mist]

yeah and i cba to bait them as well

[wild moss]

it takes like an extra second per 5 crab pots

[heavy wolf]

Which mod does this, and would it work with the automate mod?

[wild moss]

slightly more convenient maybe does not mean it’s good

[gloomy mist]

idk on xbox its really annoying to bait them as well so i didnt do that

[gloomy mist]

yes it does especially if ur lazy