stardew-valley

[wild moss]

they’re equally bad

[hidden meadow]

The one where you pick tiller into artisan

[jade beacon]

would be better if it was artisan imo

[wild moss]

go switch to artisan

[noble path]

no you don't understand harvey is different morris is just

i wanna squish him

[merry echo]

I can't switch yet

[hidden meadow]

sounds kinky

[jade beacon]

harvey stans are scary ngl

[merry echo]

How do i switch??

[jade beacon]

coopmaster

[wild moss]

dog statue in the sewer

[noble path]

naw dw i'm not

[wild moss]

costs 10k and is extremely worth it

[noble path]

but i will crush morris

[jade beacon]

smh

[noble path]

i swear

[merry echo]

Nyammmm😋😋

[noble path]

sweet money

[cobalt hare]

guys what name should i give my cat

[marsh talon]

awesome

[hidden meadow]

redditors aint got no chills 💀

[visual umbra]

Of all the languages they chose to speak fax.

[hidden meadow]

They were given the power to downvote so they gonna downvote

[noble path]

ankha

[jade beacon]

because we have the same name, i forgive you.

[cobalt hare]

sussy

[noble path]

not that ankha

[hidden meadow]

Haley ❤️

[noble path]

ankha ankha the sassy cat we love who gives you her shit box

[cobalt hare]

anything but her

[hidden meadow]

🤨

[jade beacon]

i once got downvoted to oblivion for agreeing black women are hot lmfaooo

[visual umbra]

Your name is Harvey?

[hidden meadow]

lol

[jade beacon]

No, Zei with a C

[cobalt hare]

i dont like haley

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[cobalt hare]

woooo

[jade beacon]

congrats

[visual umbra]

Cei?

[jade beacon]

Czei

[hidden meadow]

its okay to have wrong opinions ❤️

[visual umbra]

Oh what nationality?

[jade beacon]

Only hot ppl like haley ❤️

[visual umbra]

If you don't mind saying ofc.

[hidden meadow]

FACTS

[jade beacon]

somewhere in south east asia

[cobalt hare]

No /j

[visual umbra]

Nice!!

[jade beacon]

we have ascended tastes ❤️ too bad they just dont get it

[cobalt hare]

i dont like mean girl phase woman
i am not attractive

[jade beacon]

i know that

[celest otter]

is there a limit year at stardew valley?

[hidden meadow]

😭 😂

no

[noble path]

no?

[cobalt hare]

i fucking love hat mouse

[jade beacon]

someone made it to year 100 so no

[celest otter]

i think i wasted my 2 years here

[upper pasture]

holy shi-

[hidden meadow]

how so?

[celest otter]

ohh i have time to do my center then

[jade beacon]

Dangerously funny made a farm tour of his 100 year farm

[warped ether]

Why are you laughing at me?

[cobalt hare]

WHY IS EVERYONE GIVING ME RECIPES

[visual umbra]

However much you need.

[hidden meadow]

Hat mouse has 3 lines of dialogue and provides more meaningful stuff than CLUNT

[cobalt hare]

HELP ME

[jade beacon]

shes trying to flirt /j

[visual umbra]

You completed the center?

[cobalt hare]

HELP

[jade beacon]

u should be grateful for the mail

[celest otter]

imma do my center if i found myself getting bored

[cobalt hare]

NOPE

[dreamy spear]

Its chowder time bud

[wild moss]

bulletin board?

[dreamy spear]

Sorry

[cobalt hare]

finally a normal message from my mom

(she gave me cookies)

[dreamy spear]

chowder would’ve been better

and a recipe for cookies

[cobalt hare]

omg i have so much mail

[dreamy spear]

How

[hidden meadow]

luau?

[cobalt hare]

idk i havent done anything for a year on this save

[wild moss]

that’s probably why lmao

[cobalt hare]

shane gave me something

[wild moss]

wow I haven’t checked my mail in a year why do I have mail

[cobalt hare]

he gave me popper peppers

[noble path]

that's nice

[cobalt hare]

finally the mail ended

ohhh i think i know why i got all this mail

[marsh talon]

thats good

[hidden meadow]

What might the reason be?

[cobalt hare]

well

my save file was corrupted

and concerned ape fixed it for me (he's such a cool guy)

and i think all my uhh

social thingies

yep exactly what i was saying

[jade beacon]

marry shane

[cobalt hare]

never

[noble path]

what are the best crops to grow in spring for profit

[hidden meadow]

stwawbewwies

[cobalt hare]

can u marry robin or nah

[gritty sage]

u can get strawberries on spring 13th from the egg festival

so save money for that

[hidden meadow]

gotta get rid of demetrius first

[gritty sage]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Spring

[cobalt hare]

Murder

[gritty sage]

this tells u the crops, the amount of gold/day, buy and sell prices

[surreal dagger]

Morning everyone

[marsh talon]

good morning

[jade beacon]

evening 4 me but welcome!

[surreal dagger]

How's yall doing?

[cobalt hare]

how much is one fiber

[jade beacon]

good, made new friends

[surreal dagger]

Yee!

[jade beacon]

1g

[cobalt hare]

ok i'm gonna be rich

[gritty sage]

save it

dont sell them, no point

[jade beacon]

LET GOOOOO

[surreal dagger]

Nice to hear😋

[noble path]

i just craft a shit ton of scarecrows for no reason at all

[jade beacon]

scarecrow is fren

[surreal dagger]

Sounds like a great time

[hollow yoke]

[visual umbra]

More friends.

[cobalt hare]

whats this for

[jade beacon]

hi iriss

[surreal dagger]

Can never have to many friends

[visual umbra]

Fruits.

[shadow sierra]

fruit

[cobalt hare]

no more crows

[hollow yoke]

hii czei

[surreal dagger]

Fruits

[still falcon]

Should I sell or eat parsnips?

[hollow yoke]

balls

[jade beacon]

[shadow sierra]

what year u on

[hollow yoke]

sell unless ur in real need of energy ig

[noble path]

you can sell them

[cobalt hare]

how much is a house upgrade again??

[still falcon]

First

[jade beacon]

10k

[noble path]

10k g and 400 wood

[jade beacon]

and 450 wood

[shadow sierra]

sell every single one and buy potatoes

[cobalt hare]

wow

[noble path]

oh oops

[cobalt hare]

really gotta farm

[jade beacon]

nah i might be wrong

[noble path]

no no you're right

it's 450 wood

[still falcon]

And sell or eat spring foragables?

[jade beacon]

i have a memory of a goldfish

[jade beacon]

salmonberries are great

[marsh talon]

same

[cobalt hare]

tomorrow im gonna go get the cc

[still falcon]

Leeks and stuff?

[visual umbra]

Damn I love this server.

[shadow sierra]

me opposite

[cobalt hare]

oh cool a geode

[still falcon]

Should I convert most spring foragables to mixed seeds and sell them?

[visual umbra]

No.

Just sell em.

[gritty sage]

sell, eat salmonberries cus cheap source of food - they dont sell for much

[shadow sierra]

mixed seeds arent worth anything

[warped ether]

😊

[visual umbra]

You probably like Clunt.

[jade beacon]

what happened man

[visual umbra]

😍 😍 ❤️ ❤️

[shadow sierra]

i have reasons

[still falcon]

I thought the individual foragables were worth less lol

[jade beacon]

u ok?

[gritty sage]

if u get to ||2 hearts with caroline||, she will give u a recipe and u can use the mixed seeds for smth more profitable

[shadow sierra]

clunt 💀

[shadow sierra]

no

[gritty sage]

i tried to make that as least spoiler-y as possible

[noble path]

who was clunt again

[gritty sage]

incel crush on emily

[visual umbra]

Damn life?

[gritty sage]

blacksmith

[shadow sierra]

you dont need to spoiler it lol

[visual umbra]

Bruh.

[gritty sage]

oke oke

[cobalt hare]

GUYS GUYS

[jade beacon]

u can talk to us if u want

[visual umbra]

WHAT WHAT?

[cobalt hare]

WHAT DOES LEWIS LIKE FOR GIFT

sorry caps

[jade beacon]

marnie a$$

[cobalt hare]

something i can give him

[gritty sage]

hot pepper

[jade beacon]

honestly forgot

[gritty sage]

grows in summer

[marsh talon]

blueberries? idk

[jade beacon]

autumns bounty???

[gritty sage]

tht too

[cobalt hare]

man

[gritty sage]

also green tea

[cobalt hare]

welp i cant give him shit ig

[gritty sage]

pretty easy to get actually

well he also likes, not loves, flowers

like sweet pea

[jade beacon]

give him something he likes instead

[visual umbra]

Hot peppers and autumns bounty.

[jade beacon]

like an apple idk

[visual umbra]

Is all I know.

And the universal likes and loves.

[shadow sierra]

oki

[gritty sage]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Friendship#Universal_Likes

[paper orbit]

Started a solo playthrough and did twice the amount I did in my multiplayer one in half the time

Apparently solo stardew is easier to focus on

[cobalt hare]

OPEN UR GOD DAMN STORE PIERRE I NEED THE BACKPACK

[hidden meadow]

you probably got better at the game too

[visual umbra]

What day?

[cobalt hare]

saturday

[paper orbit]

I think I have tbf

[warped ether]

That was way more than I thought

[gritty sage]

why would u

[cobalt hare]

spring seeds.

[hidden meadow]

oh no

[gritty sage]

u shouldve planted them .. or used them for tea saplings

[visual umbra]

...

[paper orbit]

What's the best way to make money in the winter

[warped ether]

What?

[paper orbit]

Other than animals

[gritty sage]

mining n fishing

[warped ether]

I just wanted money

[visual umbra]

BRO WHY YOU ASK AND THEN IGNORE WHAT I SAY CMON.

[jade beacon]

why

[paper orbit]

Where's the best place to fish

[gritty sage]

more profitable to plant them

[paper orbit]

For money

[cobalt hare]

river and sea (atleast for me)

[warped ether]

Yeah but it's not gonna have time to grow

[gritty sage]

that i do not know my friend

[visual umbra]

Or turn them into saplings and get double that amount.

[jade beacon]

u r getting money the WRONG WAYYY

[gritty sage]

yea i said that but i dont think they know abt it

[visual umbra]

Everyone starts somewhere.

[paper orbit]

Wdym, fishing is apparently the best in winter?

[gritty sage]

n they wanted immediate money i guess

[marsh talon]

imma play sdv now

[visual umbra]

❤️

[paper orbit]

Cheers

[jade beacon]

WRONG REPLY SRRY

[paper orbit]

All good

[jade beacon]

yes fishing is great

[paper orbit]

Stardew has become my favourite game recently ngl

[visual umbra]

You mean like winter fish is best or fishing is best in winter cuz there is nothing to do?

[cobalt hare]

zelda sound

[latent glacier]

God.. Pam is still giving me sarcastic comments even after building her a new home 😠

[visual umbra]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[visual umbra]

They never change.

[cobalt hare]

how do u open the sewers?

[hidden meadow]

60 museum donations

[paper orbit]

Yeah

Wait

[hidden meadow]

lol

[visual umbra]

Bro what yeah?

[paper orbit]

Fishing is better in winter because there's nothing to do

[hidden meadow]

Yes

[visual umbra]

[latent glacier]

Nope, but that scene was very wholesome!

[paper orbit]

Sorry its so hot I can barely understand the English language

[visual umbra]

Lol I feel ya.

[hidden meadow]

europe huh?

[paper orbit]

It's 37 cel where I am

[visual umbra]

It was 47 celzius in Portugal last week.

[latent glacier]

My friend Sarah is suffering from the heat as well 😦

[paper orbit]

Europe indeed, Uk for me, this country sucks

[hidden meadow]

ffs

[jade beacon]

Lol, my country only has summer and rainy days

[latent glacier]

Meanwhile me living in south-east asia having 40C all year is so used to that XD

[jade beacon]

samee

[visual umbra]

Understandable since there are fires all over Portugal and Spain.

[jade beacon]

hot coffee while hot weather<3

[hidden meadow]

dying while hot weather

[paper orbit]

When you're used to it it's fine, but uk has an average of like under 20 cel so 37 out of nowhere hurts

[brittle fox]

literally no country on earth has 40c all year round

[noble path]

ya'll what does a rainbow shell do

[hidden meadow]

new desperado tho?

[spring bison]

it sells for money

[visual umbra]

It's better to dring warm drinks during high temperatures.

[visual umbra]

Keep for quest.

[paper orbit]

You can use it to dye clothes any colour

[gritty sage]

38 in england

[noble path]

wait how

[paper orbit]

In the mid South East its 37

[cobalt hare]

how is this my fucking record

[visual umbra]

You need a rainbow shell for a quest.

[gritty sage]

im in west midlands

[marsh talon]

its 28 cel where im at

[noble path]

which?
|

[visual umbra]

I don't wanna spoil it for you.

[paper orbit]

You need to get cloth from wool of recycling machines with soggy newspapers, then Emily will show up and give you access to her sewing machine

Then you mix clothing with a rainbow shell In the machine and you can dye it any colour

My Old English teacher played stardew

[warped ether]

Someone give me 2 names for chickens

[hollow hornet]

indigo

[queen merlin]

ruhi

[gritty sage]

some of the randomised names r cute

[brittle fox]

u can get cloth from using a sheeps wool in a loom as well

[paper orbit]

Pigeon and Billy

[visual umbra]

Benito and Mussolini.

[upper pasture]

LMFAO 💀

[cobalt hare]

I DONT WANNA DATE HIM 😭

[warped ether]

Indigo and Ruhi it is

[gritty sage]

ur not

[queen merlin]

you don't have to

[hollow hornet]

LETS GOOOO

[gritty sage]

u have to ask them specifically to be dating

[paper orbit]

U should

[hidden meadow]

[queen merlin]

woooohooooooo

[hollow hornet]

more for me

[marsh talon]

yea

[upper pasture]

[hidden meadow]

yeah like stutturt

[gritty sage]

ok no

stuart

[cobalt hare]

WAIT SO THATS WHY THERE WAS A WILLY CUTSCENE

[paper orbit]

best npcs

[cobalt hare]

im gonna date him just for you :troll:

[upper pasture]

KROBUS

[hollow hornet]

stuttart top tier

[hidden meadow]

My chicken got a randomized name, its called Coma 💀

[upper pasture]

WHAT ABOUT KROBUS

[paper orbit]

Ok I should add him

[upper pasture]

good

[gritty sage]

[hidden meadow]

who even is the last one?

[upper pasture]

yes

[gritty sage]

harvey - doc

[upper pasture]

granny supremacy

[brittle fox]

evelyn!!!!

[hollow hornet]

for shame

[jade beacon]

[hidden meadow]

I thought you needed to have a personality to count as a NPC?

[upper pasture]

what about clint

[paper orbit]

Harvey

[gritty sage]

leave him alone

[hollow hornet]

are we going through harvey slander again

[gritty sage]

forgot the baby

[paper orbit]

Harvey is great

[upper pasture]

actually no clints personality is straight up just simp

[hidden meadow]

i cant stand simps

[queen merlin]

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/coma-hangover-sleepy-tired-gif-13719640

[cobalt hare]

what is my cat doing

[jade beacon]

u are one urself

[queen merlin]

has haley pfp

[hollow hornet]

got damn

[upper pasture]

humping the wall

[paper orbit]

I named my dog hash brown

[cobalt hare]

the wall is now the new blanket

[upper pasture]

fr

[visual umbra]

No I just like Haley I don't simp.

[queen merlin]

embrace your simp side

[visual umbra]

It's not simping if ur married.

[jade beacon]

i doubt that

[queen merlin]

be proud of it

[cobalt hare]

OH NO THE MAIL IS BACK

[visual umbra]

😠

[upper pasture]

Imfao

[jade beacon]

we all simp for someone, just too shy

[queen merlin]

and then you will be happy knowing the simping is not bad well ig depends on how you are simping but hklfqefwkbfk

[visual umbra]

Whoops wrong reply.

[hidden meadow]

exactly, i would NEVER print a haley poster and stick it on an appropiately sized body pillow

[hollow hornet]

[cobalt hare]

😏

[visual umbra]

Never 👀

[marsh talon]

I like your dogs name i named mines Rusty i didnt know what to name my dog so yea

[upper pasture]

u sure about that

[jade beacon]

oddly specific, Bannis.

[hidden meadow]

[queen merlin]

i think they are calling you out

[paper orbit]

No one can have any form of relationship irl or find a game character cool without being called a Simp anymore

[jade beacon]

uh

[paper orbit]

Thanks, rusty is cool

[hidden meadow]

Haley would never call me out

[queen merlin]

do you have a haley body pillow?

[jade beacon]

nu

[visual umbra]

Sad reality. Why can't we just have a relationship with pixels without judging.

[rancid ferry]

" i smell money in the air "
-pierre

[hidden meadow]

shame

[upper pasture]

u wish u did dont u

[queen merlin]

surprising

[paper orbit]

I like how peirre says that even if you're getting with abigail, like he just don't care

[jade beacon]

dude im a child

[queen merlin]

well ig go back to

[visual umbra]

Okay but to be honest if I ever fall that low to get a body pillow it better be a Haley one.

[paper orbit]

When you put it like that

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[jade beacon]

No, i wish i had someone to hug with while i cry in their arms.

/srs

[queen merlin]

have hugs

[upper pasture]

felt

[cobalt hare]

OPEN PIERRE I NEED TO GIVE FLOWERS TO SEBASTIEN

[queen merlin]

ahahahah

[paper orbit]

I'd get a sebby or abby one

[halcyon abyss]

fr

[upper pasture]

I THOUGHT U DIDNT WANNA DATE HIM

[hollow hornet]

wtf i thought u didnt like him

[jade beacon]

im tired of this discord reddit life

[hidden meadow]

didnt u say you dont wanna date

[visual umbra]

That's because you are clinically insane.

[paper orbit]

If I ever get one, which i wouldn't

[cobalt hare]

JUST FOR @hollow hornet

[paper orbit]

I'm aware

[visual umbra]

❤️

[cobalt hare]

I KEEP MY PROMISES

[hollow hornet]

im both flattered and offended

[visual umbra]

Bring back old pfp for one day plsss.

[hollow hornet]

i would actually shoot myself before reaching to the low point of getting body pillows

wait no i cant mention that

[silent cedar]

@jade beacon cmereee

[visual umbra]

Noo.

[jade beacon]

[silent cedar]

Tbh i'd probably get a hu tao one at some point, it's cute

[hidden meadow]

Im like 99% certain that stardew body pillows dont even exist

at least id hope so lol

[jade beacon]

true

[hollow hornet]

anything exists on the internet

[noble path]

i wonder if the villagers ever think why we the farmer are always running

[silent cedar]

u wanna bet

[jade beacon]

ive joined a ahem STARDEW SUBREDDIT and there were barely any good posts

[hidden meadow]

FFS

IT EXISTS

[hollow hornet]

the grandpa bed era was the best one

[jade beacon]

WHAT

[hidden meadow]

WHYYYYY

[hollow hornet]

oh god

[marsh talon]

oh no

[jade beacon]

EW NO

[silent cedar]

WHO TF GETS AN ELLIOT BODY PILLOW 💀

[hidden meadow]

THEY ARE JUST PIXELS

[jade beacon]

feet

[paper orbit]

Gimme

[hollow hornet]

NO

[noble path]

WHAT

[distant sphinx]

[silent cedar]

okay but she's gorgeous here

[hidden meadow]

b o n k

[distant sphinx]

W h y

[jade beacon]

not my abby

[hollow hornet]

okay that looks alright

[paper orbit]

gimme

[silent cedar]

I found myself something to buyy

[hidden meadow]

i severely underestimated the internet

[hollow hornet]

this looks so photoshopped

[silent cedar]

rookie mistake

[paper orbit]

The way there's a grave for the monster abby killed is so wholesome

[jade beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-kayatha-gaming-hit-gif-17343751

[silent cedar]

aww

[brittle fox]

its literally someones fanart cropped onto a pillow..

[silent cedar]

[silent cedar]

pretty much

My phone case is just someone's fan art cropped on

[jade beacon]

desurv

[paper orbit]

Yeah that's pretty much the main reason I enjoy the rock eater

[silent cedar]

PLS

I love that nickname

[neon bobcat]

@crystal fiber Hello, your DMs are closed and Bouncer cant reach you, so I'm posting this here. Recently you responded to a couple fellow server members with rude remarks that appeared to be dismissive of them because of their rank, by replying to them with "says the villager". It's not okay to condescend to people based off their server rank. This is a verbal reminder not to be rude, and not a warning.

[marsh talon]

uh oh

[noble path]

wuh oh what's going on

[paper orbit]

I'm a villager :(

Someone called me an npc today

[noble path]

same buddy, same 🫂

[jade beacon]

uh

villagers r cool and funni dw

[hollow hornet]

so favorite food in sdv?

[paper orbit]

Not sure how to feel about that

[silent cedar]

people being rude to others due to their server rank (activity)

[hidden meadow]

spicy eel to zoom

[jade beacon]

seaweed

[noble path]

berries
any kind

[hollow hornet]

based

[distant sphinx]

Sap

[silent cedar]

Chocolate cake is my fave so far but i use sashimi as my primary food source

[noble path]

such a waste they don't let you eat raw potatoes

[paper orbit]

How you get the recipe for that?

[noble path]

just bite it like an apple

[hidden meadow]

where does the farmer even get the chocolate

[jade beacon]

THEY DONT??

[paper orbit]

Cronch

[distant sphinx]

I swear sap is consumable just for you to eat it when you start the game and then you lose 1 energy

[hidden meadow]

you can trade it for a ruby || at the desert trader ||

[noble path]

i don't think so??

[hollow hornet]

i literally thought it gave u energy at first i dont know what was wrong with me

[hidden meadow]

recipe source is george at 7 hearts

[paper orbit]

Ok Imma make friends with the old guy

[hidden meadow]

He really is a stand-up guy

[hollow hornet]

oh i get it

[paper orbit]

George may be grumpy but it's so cute when you make friends with him

[crystal fiber]

Thank you. Will keep in mind.

[paper orbit]

I dont understand why everyone likes haley, I don't judge its a respectable opinion but can someone explain why she's so good

[hidden meadow]

Her character development is lovely

[jade beacon]

best character development in game.

[hidden meadow]

yas

[paper orbit]

Haven't seen it, I'll have to make friends with her

[paper orbit]

Relatable

[hidden meadow]

its worth it!

[cobalt hare]

am i able to embed links?

[silent cedar]

yeah

[distant sphinx]

[hidden meadow]

her 8 heart event made my heart melt

[cobalt hare]

https://i.imgur.com/cFfX924.gif

[hidden meadow]

its so adorable

[cobalt hare]

fishing

[jade beacon]

10 made ME melt

[paper orbit]

Did u draw that?

[jade beacon]

my lesbian awakening fr

[hidden meadow]

[hollow hornet]

damn its a gif too

[distant sphinx]

How are you typing then

[silent cedar]

Nope

i wish i had that artistic talent

[paper orbit]

Oh, still cool tho

[paper orbit]

Very relatable

[jade beacon]

hey! just because im a goop doesn't mean i cant type

[queen merlin]

what's a goop

[hollow hornet]

probs should creds the artist

[hidden meadow]

I, too, am puddle at the moment

[paper orbit]

I've practiced so much but I've never been able to improve

[distant sphinx]

[queen merlin]

hello cat

[distant sphinx]

Hi hello

[paper orbit]

Baguette slime, Baguette on the slime

[hollow hornet]

pickled chonker cat

[queen merlin]

[crystal fiber]

She’s hot, sweet, caring, and likes to be cuddled Marriage Haley is like, 180 degrees of the first impression you get from her.

[distant sphinx]

[paper orbit]

Understandable

[jade beacon]

marry haley

[paper orbit]

I should make friends with her so I can see her character arc

[crystal fiber]

[dense frigate]

This

[astral iris]

elliot is overhated

[jade beacon]

u will not regret

[hidden meadow]

true

[cobalt hare]

@hollow hornet

[hollow hornet]

real

[queen merlin]

i read it as overrated

[slow yew]

*overrated

[queen merlin]

XDDDDDDD

[hollow hornet]

shaking and crying rn

[shadow sierra]

is this a part of some rule

[hollow hornet]

[jade beacon]

its either love or hate, so both overhated and overrated

[silent cedar]

yes.

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi hi

[queen merlin]

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi I’m happy you’re here

[noble path]

call me simp but i already miss harvey even though he'll be back in a few minutes

[astral iris]

i love elliot

[paper orbit]

W username

[hidden meadow]

we arent allowed to discuss marriage dialogue here, id assume?

[noble path]

HARVEY COME BACK

[jade beacon]

im ehh abt him

[queen merlin]

i am happy you are here too lily

[sweet ember]

Booo

[silent cedar]

I'm either going to marry the emo or the rock eater. Maybe the ||prismatic shard|| hater as well

[hollow hornet]

nope

[sweet ember]

Honestly , anyones better than Alex at this point

[paper orbit]

Idk I'm new but already married on both my playthroughs so

[jade beacon]

DO THE LAST ONE

[dense frigate]

Booo

[astral iris]

hes kind of weird with the boat cutscene but he has some cool dialogue

[paper orbit]

Reccomend rock eater

[silent cedar]

I think i'll go for the emo first

[jade beacon]

goodluck

[silent cedar]

ty

[dense frigate]

Haley.

[silent cedar]

i already have 5 hearts with him

[paper orbit]

Also a valid choice

[crystal fiber]

Haley best wife

[silent cedar]

although i've been lacking on giving him gifts

[jade beacon]

go for whoever honestly

[dense frigate]

^^^^^

[paper orbit]

It's easy to get frozen tears when u get to level 40 anyway so

[hollow hornet]

yeah

[distant sphinx]

also sashimi is really easy

[paper orbit]

Ye

[jade beacon]

i wonder whos tears are they anyways

[silent cedar]

pretty sure I logged out of sdv when the spirits were very happy so it's gonna be a fun day of ||sc||

[distant sphinx]

yeti tears according to the tooltip

[shadow sierra]

sauce.

[slow yew]

[paper orbit]

Abigails when she fails to explore the mine

[silent cedar]

[queen merlin]

clint's after you marry emily

[grizzled tundra]

quick questuon why do people hate Elliott actually?

[slow yew]

whenever he stubs his toe

[distant sphinx]

snobby I guess

[jade beacon]

he desurvs it

[silent cedar]

no idea ngl, he seems sweet and ready to settle down. Seems like a nice husband

[hollow hornet]

kieran

[paper orbit]

I like how when she finds me after dying in the mines instead of asking if I'm OK she gets angry because I scared her

[slow yew]

very stuck up and thinks he is perfect

[grizzled tundra]

man's just a theater kid

[slow yew]

yuh

[jade beacon]

1. writing is boring 2. four heart scene was rude, and 10 was creepy. 3. too poetic and cheesy

[paper orbit]

Either that or she was annoyed that I didn't bring her any amethysts to crunch on

[cobalt hare]

guys how do i get a ||mermaid's pendant||

[low lagoon]

Elliott is softboy

[low lagoon]

he wld almost definitely gaslight u

[jade beacon]

elliot is pretty cool but thats all i could think of

[vital glade]

he's a fuckin loser ahahaha

[hollow hornet]

damn that was fast

[paper orbit]

On the rock pool beach on rainy days there's a guy who sells it

[gritty sage]

gotta be raining, guy will be on the part of the beach u unlock

[cobalt hare]

ok

[distant sphinx]

buy from the old mariner on the beach when you're at 10 hearts with a spouse while raining

[gritty sage]

need 10 hearts w an npc

[hidden meadow]

i never paid any attention to his heart scenes imma be honest, although ive seen every single one lol. what was the 4 heart one again?

[jade beacon]

• house upgraded

[noble path]

HARVEY IS GONE FOR 2 STARDEW DAYS I MISS HIMMM

[cobalt hare]

i gave a god damn bouquet to sebastien

[jade beacon]

||asks gus rudely for a drink||

[paper orbit]

No where Harvey go

[distant sphinx]

BARTENDER

[hidden meadow]

ahhh yeah

[cobalt hare]

and now he's getting EPICALLY SERIOUS!!!

[gritty sage]

ok now get to 10 hearts n u marry :)

[silent cedar]

I can imagine crawling down the ladder into floor 48 and its complete darkness surrounding me. I start to shine my flashlight around and I see a very strange shimmer of eyes. I start to shine my flashlight towards it when I see a sight which I had never expected to be infront of me. A four limbed purple hair creature which seems to be snarling while eating rocks. At first I am stunned yet I realize it is Abigail. This poor creature has gone crazy from her lack of rocks.
||LMFAO IDK WHAT THIS IS I JUST CAME UP WITH IT GJTREKIFGJRKE||

[grizzled tundra]

OH THAT ONE

i literally had it like 20 minutes ago

[noble path]

idk?

[queen merlin]

huh?

[jade beacon]

do u write fanfics or what

[dense frigate]

People miss Harvey?

[silent cedar]

I wrote a torture fic one time but thats all lmao.

[distant sphinx]

what

[paper orbit]

"Honey, we can talk about this, I have some rocks please don't hurt me"

[silent cedar]

i'm just half decent with my grammar and coming up with words if i have a plot

[jade beacon]

U're talented and that's it

[cobalt hare]

already done

[jade beacon]

i cant even with words and grammar what u talking about 💀 💀

[silent cedar]

"please sweetheart, I have a few amethyst and crystal, I know you aren't yourself when you're hungry. It's going to be okay, I promise you"

[noble path]

nvm harvey was in his tiny room and i ran all over town like a madwoman 💀

[hollow hornet]

that was like 2 mins

[silent cedar]

still not talented

[queen merlin]

lmaooooo

[distant sphinx]

hiss

[jade beacon]

I have correct opinions shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[silent cedar]

[stone flower]

hello peeps, new farmer here and I've decided to start my first playthrough with a modded game, and so far I'm having fun. first couple days into summer and I have just found the trash hat. lmao

[queen merlin]

nice

[low lagoon]

yesssssssww

[silent cedar]

Ooh damn that's pretty lucky! welcome to the server btw

[distant sphinx]

Welcome 👋

[hollow hornet]

wwelcome!

[marsh talon]

awesome

[jade beacon]

welcomeee

[distant sphinx]

wwelcome

[dense frigate]

Welcome

[marsh talon]

welcome

[hollow hornet]

feel free to ask here any questions about the game

[queen merlin]

did not know you were an actual cat

[silent cedar]

lmfao

[hollow hornet]

face reveal

[jade beacon]

gasp

[silent cedar]

Can this damned leaf get off me already

[stone flower]

dont really have any questions right now, but I will say Abigail is waifu

[silent cedar]

true

[jade beacon]

rock eater yes

[noble path]

who was rock eater again

[silent cedar]

I swear, my messages here rack up so quick. I've been in this server for only a week and i've done 2,057 messages 💀

[queen merlin]

need to wait a few more days

[jade beacon]

abigail was my first wife ngl

[silent cedar]

I thought u only had to wait a week? o.o

[stone flower]

actually, what tools should I upgrade first.

[marsh talon]

its abigail i think

[queen merlin]

oh then just wait a few hours prolly

[noble path]

oh

[jade beacon]

WOA HOWD U KNOW

[distant sphinx]

pickaxe and watering can imo

[silent cedar]

watering can

[hidden meadow]

Jesus i got 1.5k messages too holy fuck

i got here 5 days ago or something

[jade beacon]

someone tell me im discord noob

[stone flower]

what about emily, isnt she the girl that enjoys healing stones/essential oils

[jade beacon]

i need to touch grass

[silent cedar]

dont we all

[hidden meadow]

theres tons of grass in stardew tho...

[distant sphinx]

Indigo's gonna come in with his 1324million messages

[cobalt hare]

i have 345 messages

[hollow hornet]

yeah haha imagine being super active in here

[dense frigate]

What the "I'm new here, say hi!"?

[hollow hornet]

couldnt be me

[distant sphinx]

34k

[hollow hornet]

fuck

[jade beacon]

dang

[cobalt hare]

im mid active mid unactive

[dense frigate]

I only have a tenth of that 💀

[distant sphinx]

ahem 34.8k

[stone flower]

I have 5.3k on my phone discord messages tally

[hollow hornet]

It was 23k when I last checked wth

[distant sphinx]

23 messages 💀

[jade beacon]

||amogus||

[hidden meadow]

i hate that i clicked that

[stone flower]

[dense frigate]

Same

[silent cedar]

yes lol

[hollow hornet]

stfu

[distant sphinx]

[jade beacon]

||never gonna give you up||

[silent cedar]

||never gonna let you down||

[stone flower]

[hidden meadow]

pls dont

[grizzled tundra]

||you lost the game||

[silent cedar]

||If you read this, you lost the game btw 😉 ||

[silent cedar]

SAME IDEA TWINZIES

[jade beacon]

||haha spoiler go brrrrr||

[noble path]

idk i'm still vibing with ahrvey

[grizzled tundra]

YESSIR

[hidden meadow]

|| haley ||

[grizzled tundra]

great minds think alike

[silent cedar]

yez

[hollow hornet]

||balls||

[jade beacon]

||im gay||

[drifting field]

inspiring

[hollow hornet]

damn did someone trigger a censor

[grizzled tundra]

||bro same||

[jade beacon]

||when women <3||

[grizzled tundra]

||ok but women 😳||

[jade beacon]

||mommy||

[distant sphinx]

||me when woman||

[vital glade]

@grizzled tundra @jade beacon both perfect for each other then

[hidden meadow]

|| i feel like i got the power to make many people click on this ||

[jade beacon]

im literally matching w someone

[hollow hornet]

ok i have to shut down this down

[dense frigate]

Def

[stone flower]

gave Jodi a spice berry by mistake, misread the wiki for gifts and now I'm sad

[hollow hornet]

favorite tree in sdv

[drifting field]

oh jodi doesnt like spice berries?

[jade beacon]

||if u click this, every sentence you make has to have a goat emote||

[noble path]

maple

[vital glade]

what are you a card that needs to be matched in pairs?

[queen merlin]

no

[grizzled tundra]

mahogany

[hollow hornet]

what was her reaction?

[jade beacon]

yes

[noble path]

bet

[distant sphinx]

post cc spoiler

[jade beacon]

lets gooo

[hollow hornet]

say another one then

[hidden meadow]

i didnt click that

[dense frigate]

I just read the "if you click" and stopped reading 😈

[queen merlin]

damn you mean the pickle tree?

[jade beacon]

||thats so amogus of u||

[silent cedar]

shit

[vital glade]

||clint dies saving the player super late game||

[distant sphinx]

produced pickles every day

[queen merlin]

so tru

[cobalt hare]

ah hell nah

[jade beacon]

goat club

[grizzled tundra]

damn

[dense frigate]

Now everyone is posting goats 💀

[noble path]

woah seriously

[dreamy spear]

||amogus||

[dense frigate]

Yeah

[jade beacon]

do it

[hollow hornet]

lmao no

[grizzled tundra]

||vouch||

[noble path]

damn

[silent cedar]

Pisses me off that I clicked this but i'm sure i'll forget later lol

[marsh talon]

[cobalt hare]

the epic goat club

[hidden meadow]

clint is the || imposter amogus||

[vital glade]

this is what you get for clicking on every spoiler

[hollow hornet]

crying

[cobalt hare]

||thats not a sentence ||

[quiet compass]

Agreed

[jade beacon]

||when the clunt is sus||

[hollow hornet]

LMAOOOO

[cobalt hare]

WOAH REALLY?????

[shadow sierra]

||clunt||

[stone flower]

she said ew disgusting because its one of her hated gifts.

[hollow hornet]

losing my mind over clunt

[marsh talon]

oh my bad

[jade beacon]

YES CLUNT IS

[hidden meadow]

sussy clunty

[grizzled tundra]

i'd marry emily out of spite

[hollow hornet]

ahh damn

[marsh talon]

idk who to romance

[dense frigate]

Haly or sptasiatn

[jade beacon]

the goat

[cobalt hare]

petition to rename new-farmers to SDVpetgoat /j

[stone flower]

why, is there a reason one should dislike emily

so far I don't dislike anyone in the game

[hollow hornet]

emily is cool

[grizzled tundra]

hell nah, emily is great

[hidden meadow]

if we could not suggest romancing animals, that'd be great

[jade beacon]

💍

[grizzled tundra]

Clint though
ok nice guy

[hidden meadow]

however that goat do be lookin kinda slicc tho

[cobalt hare]

yes

[hollow hornet]

take ur time on deciding

[dense frigate]

You get funky rocks (annoying I know)

[marsh talon]

ok

[stone flower]

I think from the vanilla cast, I think the least I like is Sebastian because he's just not a very personable guy

[quiet compass]

[cobalt hare]

when ability to throw rocks at people's windows

[jade beacon]

||woa i can spoiler now cool lmao amogus shrek minion||

[stone flower]

he's just kinda there

[hidden meadow]

based

[quiet compass]

Fr

[hidden meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[grizzled tundra]

i think I'm going for maru this time, krobus my beloved but aa lowkey wanna see the ceremony and have kids 😔

[cobalt hare]

minion ass real!!!

[stone flower]

[shadow sierra]

||minion||

[silent kayak]

maru beloved

[jade beacon]

💍

[dense frigate]

Yea hno bad pitionion

[quiet compass]

Thats not rise of gru

[hidden meadow]

Why is that the first thing that shows up 😭

[jade beacon]

goat my beloved

[vital glade]

did you have a stroke?

[stone flower]

best friend right now is shane

[hidden meadow]

oh seeing that it definitely is

[slow yew]

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/lean-minions-despicable-me-leanions-purple-gif-24947693

[grizzled tundra]

marry the grind

[stone flower]

and coming from a long time of depression, i must protect Shane at all costs

[dense frigate]

I don't know I just can't spell randly 💀 Randly?

[jade beacon]

i wish furzona was here

[hollow hornet]

just remembered why i dont go to new farmers that much

[grizzled tundra]

shane

[silent kayak]

protect shane but dont marry him

[quiet compass]

as someone who is depressed, I will continue to feed his alcohol addiction

[dense frigate]

Who's furzona again

[vital glade]

because it reminds you of when you started?

[jade beacon]

cool person

[quiet compass]

i miss him too

[dense frigate]

I think I forgor

[jade beacon]

he wouldve saw the goat emotes

[stone flower]

hey, destroy your liver, just not your life.

[hidden meadow]

you forgor 💀

[grizzled tundra]

maxed out relationship with shane summer year 1. shaking the man like a maraca please get better

[tardy shale]

Wtf

[hollow hornet]

no but thats a nice reason

[dense frigate]

💀

[quiet compass]

@♥️ꜰᴜʀᴢᴏɴᴀ♥️||Switch Gamer||#2172 get your butt in here 👻

[dense frigate]

This is so inspirational 🥲

[vital glade]

is it because it reminded you of your fetish of thicc minions?

[jade beacon]

cant ping

[hidden meadow]

censored switch game lmao

[quiet compass]

Mid

[jade beacon]

FURZONAAAA

[vital glade]

@hollow hornetit's okay, nothing to be ashamed about

[quiet compass]

yeah their tag is weird as shit apparently

[grizzled tundra]

the what 😳

[drifting field]

[hollow hornet]

heyo lumpy

[dense frigate]

Ig

[spring bison]

Give me a name that is related to a pig

[jade beacon]

shi is devoted goat stan

[hidden meadow]

clunt

[drifting field]

hi indigo haven't seen u in a while!

[stone flower]

truffles

[spring bison]

Whether It's Waddles or Pork

[quiet compass]

Clintle

[grizzled tundra]

yessir

[dense frigate]

Waddles is duck related not pig

[jade beacon]

anyways i go sleep now enjoy the goat emotes

[stone flower]

spider pig

[spring bison]

You haven't watched that show that yet?

[hollow hornet]

yeahhh ive been busy! wouldve probs gotten desperado by now if i wasnt

[dense frigate]

I don't watch like anything, care to tell me the name lol

[spring bison]

Geez, 10s Slowmode

[marsh talon]

goodnight

[spring bison]

Gravity Falls

[jade beacon]

i havent seen Ble in a while

[dense frigate]

Yeah.. almost to the point just editing messages would be better

[hollow yoke]

gn czei

[jade beacon]

valorant 😩

[dense frigate]

gnnn

[quiet compass]

Grrr

[drifting field]

time to get the shorts indigo

[dense frigate]

Oh that's the pig name there?

[visual umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/soos-gravity-falls-i-ate-a-man-alive-tonight-gif-25795323

[hollow hornet]

YEAHHHH

[spring bison]

yes

[visual umbra]

Night!!

[hidden meadow]

gn || amogus ||

[grizzled tundra]

gn!

[pliant compass]

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-kin-planet-caleb-gravity-falls-gif-20813377

[visual umbra]

Bye bye ❤️ ❤️

[marsh talon]

bye

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-vc-voice-chat-meme-memes-gif-22802269

[dense frigate]

Welcome back

[visual umbra]

Hii ❤️ ❤️

[marsh talon]

hello

[tame gull]

Hello oooooo new farmers. How's your games going?

[hollow yoke]

yo

[marsh talon]

good

[shadow sierra]

bad

[noble path]

i found an ancient drum, what do i do with it?

[noble path]

very good

[ashen flume]

Donate it probably

[merry echo]

anyone alive eyy??

[heavy basin]

hi

[hollow yoke]

hi

[merry echo]

hi!

[silent cedar]

lmfao. ||results from blowing up 3 mummies and an iridium ore near it||

[green zephyr]

Hi Im New to the game last night and PC gaming too 😄 x

[merry echo]

damn

[silent cedar]

Welcome to teh server

[merry echo]

cool! welcome!!

[green zephyr]

Thank you!! Looking to make friends and get to chat with new people. Im 26 from the uk and female 😄 x

[spring bison]

Welcome to the Server!

[cobalt hare]

HAHA I JUST GOT ANOTHER PRISMATIC SHARD FROM ||AN IRIDIUM ORE|| FIRST TRY

[merry echo]

I'm super sure will make a lot of friends here all of them are good, kind, and supportive!

[visual umbra]

The power of bombs in ||sc||.

Yo Mia did you find dwarf scroll 1?

[green zephyr]

Glad to hear it 😄 Happy to get to know people x

[visual umbra]

Damn stay safe in those temperatures.

[cobalt hare]

should i bring my second prismatic shard

[merry echo]

In my country our temperature is fire!

[visual umbra]

Does absolutely nothing.

[cobalt hare]

i mean

prismatic shard lmao

[green zephyr]

Haha Thanks! Yeah its very very hot but luckily invested in an Air Con so nice and cool right now 😄 x

[visual umbra]

Oh no lol. Don't need.

[cobalt hare]

oh

what do i use it for

[visual umbra]

Nice, stay safe and cool ❤️ ❤️

[cobalt hare]

donate to compete museum

alright

thanks

[visual umbra]

Like Portugal and Spain or?

[green zephyr]

Is it hot where you are 🙂 x

[merry echo]

nah philippines

[cobalt hare]

fun fact: On the stardew valley screen, when you tap the green leaf, other colored leafs come off
but on the chinese version of it, it does not work

[visual umbra]

Not that extreme, 31°C.

[silent cedar]

pretty damned good run

[visual umbra]

Damn filipines, must be hot af there.

[dense frigate]

Jesus christ

[visual umbra]

The ore is finally coming in. Also a little tip. Don't bring a hoe and the fishing rod to the ||sc||. You get more space then.

[green zephyr]

Oooh cool im not good with any sort of heat x

[merry echo]

literally earlier i woke up not because of noise its because of heat when i woke up i have sweat

[silent cedar]

yeah i forgot about them lmaoo

[hollow yoke]

i love bombing mummies

[green zephyr]

I can hardly sleep in the heat too!

[dense frigate]

wtf do you have that one red cabbage seed for

[visual umbra]

Refriginated pillow >>>

[cobalt hare]

i stayed up until 3 am cuz of the heat yesterday

[silent cedar]

got it from a ||serpent (dragon)||

[hollow yoke]

why the fuck do u have a whole chair 💀

[visual umbra]

||Sc|| loot.

[dense frigate]

Oh yeah forgot about that

[visual umbra]

Also Mia did you buy bombs or craft them?

[silent cedar]

I bought it from the travelling cart and forgot to put it in the chest

[dense frigate]

LOL

[silent cedar]

Neither, I get all my bombs from ||serpent|| drops

[hollow yoke]

i'm laughing too hard at a random chair

[hidden meadow]

its to regen energy if u run out of food, duh

[visual umbra]

Did you get the dwarf scroll 1?

[silent cedar]

Nope.

[hollow yoke]

imagine fat fingering and u whip out a chair ||while the serpents fuck u up||

good run tho

[visual umbra]

Come on go farm itt..

[silent cedar]

where

[merry echo]

mines

[visual umbra]

Floors 1-40 mobs.

[dense frigate]

get hoeing!

[silent cedar]

I nearly died earlier actually. 3/155 hp. ||I got surprised by my first ever iridium rock crab and had 3 serpents on me||

[noble path]

i remember fainting from overworking and linus somehow found me

like i thank him but why was he in my farm area 💀

[silent cedar]

lmfao 💀 wth

[noble path]

he lives like miles away near robin's area

[tame gull]

Yeah sometimes Linus will find you and say someone was snooping through your pockets.

[noble path]

yeah

[dense frigate]

Wonder who

[tame gull]

Like, who?! It's a small town!

[noble path]

wished it was harvey