stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

Or birthdays get you quick hearts

[dusty ibex]

not true

it’s only 2 a day if it’s not your wife/girlfriend

[gritty sapphire]

im not completely sure

you get the idea

[dusty ibex]

it’s only 20 if they are your spouse and 10 if you gave them a bouquet

[cobalt hare]

Pierre watching me give Caroline her 20th dandelion

[gritty sapphire]

id lowkey date caroline if i could

[hollow yoke]

oh and pam

[dusty ibex]

so talking to them gives you 20, so it’ll take 10 days to decay to get rid of that

[hearty hill]

damn now I cant turn off mods :

[hollow yoke]

idk how pierre landed caroline

[cobalt hare]

WHY AM I STILL ONLY 1 HEART

[gritty sapphire]

||isnt abigail the wizards daughter||

[gritty sapphire]

#archived-modded-support

[dusty ibex]

not confirmed

[gritty sapphire]

based on some info its most likely

but yeah its not confirmed

[mortal crow]

Theory

[wet fog]

its true, I was the info

[copper trail]

u can lol

[cobalt hare]

Hiw do you do the hidden text thing

[hollow yoke]

anyone finished the 1000 slime quest yet

[hearty hill]

how

[dusty ibex]

!spoiler

[gritty sapphire]

|| text ||

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
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[gritty sapphire]

i tried to show you dang it

[mortal crow]

|| on each side of text

[hollow yoke]

||deez||

[copper trail]

i mean for 1 uninstall smapi

[cobalt hare]

|| eh ||

OH

[wet fog]

if you want to disable mods just delete the steam launch options

[cobalt hare]

|| Pierre cheated on Caroline so I don't blame her for going for the wizard ||

[copper trail]

hes on gamepass so its different for him

[gritty sapphire]

he what?

[wet fog]

gamepass 💀

[copper trail]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

Yeah

He did

[gritty sapphire]

is it confirmed?

[wet fog]

technically im not supposed to discriminate

[hollow yoke]

inch resting

[cobalt hare]

There's a whole fight cut scene between them I think

[gritty sapphire]

bro 1+ reason to hate pierre

[wet carbon]

"if my hair wasn't such a good thing with the ladies, i'd shave it off sigh life is so rough ok ALEX

[gritty sapphire]

his life is so rough 😔

[dusty ibex]

ppl really hate alex

[wet carbon]

What a rough life Alex has xD

[gritty sapphire]

he has a sad story tho

[wet carbon]

lives with an amazing grandma, has amazing hair he can't shave because the ladies

[cobalt hare]

I regret nothing

[gritty sapphire]

i feel kinda bad but i also dont

[wet carbon]

I know, I do know his story is sad but his linesss

[gritty sapphire]

ik right

[cobalt hare]

Bro Alex deserves better than Haley

[gritty sapphire]

amyways i gtg ill see you guys later

[cobalt hare]

She's a pick me girl

LATER

[gritty sapphire]

bye

[tardy forge]

how do i get more energy

[cobalt hare]

Food

[gritty sapphire]

food

[tardy forge]

i mean permanently

[cobalt hare]

Leveling up in skills I think

[tardy forge]

any specific skill

[tawdry minnow]

i did after like 1 million years

[tawdry minnow]

you need to get ||stardrops||

[polar hawk]

to fill your energy bar, get to lvl 100 in the mines and the chest has food that permanently ups the max energy.

[tawdry minnow]

permanently make energy bar bigger

[twin perch]

hey guys, is smapi compatible with mac??

[tardy forge]

i abrely get to levl 7

[polar hawk]

and there’s other ways to get them you just have to find them throughout the game

[tardy forge]

its 28 days in a season right?

[polar hawk]

correct!

[polar hawk]

i would assume so

[wet carbon]

oop what should I give willy for his bday

[hollow yoke]

im barely at 600 💔

[polar hawk]

i know for a fact he likes diamonds lol

that’s all i got tho

[mystic solar]

hii does anybody know how to animation cancel using razer synapse?

[polar hawk]

look up tooshi on youtube, i believe he has a tutorial for razor

[wild moss]

gold pumpkin or sturgeon is good

[mystic solar]

im looking at his vid rn but idk why it wont work

it might be the delays but idk

[neat gate]

Sam asked me what music I like

What do I choose?

[wild moss]

any

[polar hawk]

mess around with the timing in between the buttons

[wild moss]

he’ll ||play that kind of music with his band in his 8 heart event||

[polar hawk]

i just set mine up last night and it was rough for a bit but you just kinda have to fiddle with it

[jade beacon]

lmfao 😭😭

[sacred wing]

How do I get the hay from the silo

[wild moss]

hay hopper in the coop or barn

[silent kayak]

from.ur coop / barn

[sacred wing]

Oh damn what's a hay hopper

[silent kayak]

the thing with hay

[sacred wing]

Oh

[silent kayak]

in ur coop / barn

[sacred wing]

I found it

[mystic solar]

can u send ur exact delays cause ive been at this for 20 minutes

[silent kayak]

nice

[polar hawk]

i did 100ms in between each

[sacred wing]

And i feed the chickens by putting it in the bench thing it what

Or what*

[silent kayak]

yeah

but if its not raining / not winter just let them out

[cosmic comet]

should i buy the galaxy hammer?

or should i stick with the sword

[sharp yacht]

how far are you in the game?

[cosmic comet]

summer y2

cc complete

[sharp yacht]

i mean i’d stick to sword because of the ||upgrade later on||

[tardy forge]

im at floor 23 and theres no ladder to the next floor

[cosmic comet]

you can ||upgrade hammer too right||

[sacred wing]

Oh uh i kind of built a fence around it

Because i thought they would escape

[cosmic comet]

i have 139k on pocket rn

[sharp yacht]

dont know, havent heard of it

[sacred wing]

So do they just walk off

[mystic solar]

mine doesnt like hit the trees anymore

should i add more delay?

[sharp yacht]

picture?

[polar hawk]

yeah

[mystic solar]

okok

[sacred wing]

If i let chickens outside will they escape

[tardy forge]

i just elft the mines but it had a skull picture next to the floor number if that means anything (i had to elave it it was 12AM)

[sharp yacht]

oh that’s a monster infested floor

[silent kayak]

no theyll come back in at night

[cosmic comet]

also, is farming dustsprites a good way to get coal?

[sacred wing]

Oh so should I just not build a fence then

[silent kayak]

yes it is

dustprites good coal source

[sharp yacht]

it just means you have to kill all the monsters on that floor

[cosmic comet]

i'm reseting 45 and 55

[silent kayak]

ppl build fences to keep their animals close yeah but u dont have to

[tardy forge]

i had, there wasnt any more monsters

[silent kayak]

most just find it annoying that their animals are all over the farm

[sharp yacht]

there was probably 1 hiding

[tardy forge]

unless the little moles count as monsters

[cosmic comet]

i have a fence for deco, but i just always keep the gates open

[silent kayak]

they do

[sharp yacht]

they do

[silent kayak]

kill them

[tardy forge]

i cant they disapeer into the ground before i can hit them

[sharp yacht]

they come back out

[cosmic comet]

craft a staircase

[tardy forge]

yeah when i walk on them and then they immidetly disapeer

[silent kayak]

hust stand on that ground and theyll come out

take a hit or two its fine

[sharp yacht]

dont walk on them then

[silent kayak]

they die easy

[sharp yacht]

fr

[silent kayak]

or yeah just move around a lot on that ground

[tardy forge]

eh i got what i went down there for anyways (but meat for bait)

[cobalt hare]

erm have anyone read harry poter?

[stark relic]

how do i have kids

[sacred wing]

How do I get more advanced sprinklers

[sharp yacht]

find someone you love and trust

[sharp yacht]

level up your skills

[silent kayak]

yeah just farm a lot

[cosmic comet]

if you have the second house upgrade (crib) and a spouse there is like a 1/20 (or something) chance that they will ask if you want kids when you sleep

[sacred wing]

Oh

Do you know what level

[sharp yacht]

youll unlock the crafting recipes

[sacred wing]

Farming

[silent kayak]

uh i only remember lvl 9 farming iridium sprinklers

[sharp yacht]

level 9 for iridium sprinkler i think

yep

[stark relic]

im married to shane

and have the kids room

[cosmic comet]

then its a random chance when you sleep

[sharp yacht]

he should ask you for kids 1 day before bed

[stark relic]

at bed?

[sharp yacht]

in bed

[sacred wing]

Wait is that like the next thing after the iron one

[silent kayak]

yes

wait wjat iron one

[stark relic]

do i have to go to bed at a certain time

[sacred wing]

The one you craft with iron

[silent kayak]

u mean quality sprinklers ?

[sharp yacht]

it should be random

[cosmic comet]

its just a random chance when you sleep

[sacred wing]

1 copper 1 iron

Its just

[sharp yacht]

doesnt hurt to have max hearts either

[sacred wing]

Sprinkler

[silent kayak]

oh thats basic sprinklers

youll get quality sprinklers ( gold, iron, quartz ) next

them iridium sprinklers last

[sharp yacht]

honestly i didnt even use sprinklers until i unlocked iridium ones

[silent kayak]

valid

[quiet compass]

thats a rip

[sharp yacht]

the first sprinkler sucks

[stark relic]

what does the witch do to your coop

[quiet compass]

Drops a void egg in it

[sharp yacht]

second one is somewhat practical

[quiet compass]

Does nothing but now you can hatch a free void chicken

[cosmic comet]

is it worth it to respec into prospector just while i'm farming coal or does that not affect dust sprite drops?

[west crane]

It doesn't

[peak cargo]

does not effect dust sprite drops

[cosmic comet]

damm, ok

[peak cargo]

just mining rocks

[cosmic comet]

so not worth

[west crane]

Although Prospector also applies to explosives

[sharp yacht]

i think its worth

i use my bars entirely for crafting and not selling

but coal is a resource you’ll be using a lot late game

[quiet compass]

When iridium farming 💀💀

[sharp yacht]

fr

[wet carbon]

oooh fairy stones are so cute

love getting my daily trash bread

[zinc jacinth]

hey guys, i got a rare disc from a treasure while fishing should i donate them or keep them?

[quiet compass]

Donate lol

[west crane]

Donate them ofc

[quiet compass]

It has no other use

[zinc jacinth]

Oh alright thanks!

[thorn stratus]

I made it to level 10 in my first mine trip :D

[stark relic]

i said yes to having a baby

[zinc jacinth]

awesomee!

[quiet compass]

Oh no

[sharp yacht]

confrats

[west crane]

But when they said it's "rare" they mean it

[zinc jacinth]

you still have alot of levels to go through tho!

[zinc jacinth]

ok but does it have any other use?

[quiet compass]

No

[zinc jacinth]

Exactly

so it doenst matter if its rare or not

[west crane]

It does not unfortunately

[zinc jacinth]

Yea

[west crane]

The only artifact that has other use is dwarf gadget

[zinc jacinth]

Btw

is ancient seeds useful in anything else?

[west crane]

And ancient seed ig

[sharp yacht]

dino eggs

[zinc jacinth]

im gonna. donate it

[sharp yacht]

and prismatic shard

[zinc jacinth]

what are dino eggs used for

[west crane]

Yes

[sharp yacht]

dinos

[zinc jacinth]

so should i keep ancient seed?

[west crane]

Donate them

[zinc jacinth]

until i get another one to donate

[zinc jacinth]

u sure

[sharp yacht]

you can get more

[zinc jacinth]

prismatic shards are nothing to me

[west crane]

Source: trust me bro

Donate them

[zinc jacinth]

thats epicly trustful

[west crane]

[crystal fiber]

Hi. Haley best girl.

[sharp yacht]

thank you lily

[west crane]

It's more a mineral

[cobalt hare]

you incubate your first dino egg and donate your first ancient seed artifact

[zinc jacinth]

i can get prismatic shards ez by using the animal hack

[west crane]

Please no,

[zinc jacinth]

i disagree but i respect your opinion

[sharp yacht]

bruhhhhhhhh

[thorn stratus]

I have planted 15 potatoes

[stark relic]

i gave birth the same night gramps visited me in my dreams

[crystal fiber]

Ok

[sharp yacht]

did he watch you give birth

[cobalt hare]

i got a ancient seed from the travelling merchant i am unsure if i should plant it or wait until i get the greenhouse

[zinc jacinth]

its just 2k

i get more than that per day dude

[thorn stratus]

You guys are the best types of people

[zinc jacinth]

PRISMATIC SHARDS. ARE NOTHING TO ME.

[silent kayak]

u can plant now if u want ( just make sure its not anywhere nearing winter )

[west crane]

Ancient seed?

[silent kayak]

u can always use the fruit to make more seeds

[zinc jacinth]

thank you

[silent kayak]

w seed maker

[zinc jacinth]

hey i forgot that exists

[cobalt hare]

ok yeah its spring rn so i got a bit ty

[stark relic]

idk

[west crane]

Not even early fall

[zinc jacinth]

why are you guys tlaking about smn like that...

[tardy forge]

should i be concerend about the sound of flies

[sharp yacht]

it’s just a monster

[zinc jacinth]

i dont know

[sharp yacht]

i’m assuming you’re still mining

[tardy forge]

on my farm, not in the mines

[zinc jacinth]

im not

[crystal fiber]

If I cut a fly’s wings, is it still a fly even though it can’t fly anymore?

[zinc jacinth]

i finished the caves

[sharp yacht]

not you

[zinc jacinth]

oh

[tardy forge]

its a walk

[copper trail]

it can try

[crystal fiber]

[tardy forge]

also i got me that monster ultra gold B) that pineabpple-y goodness is so good

[sharp yacht]

[zinc jacinth]

you watch that youtube shorts guy who posts mindblowing facts?

[sharp yacht]

[zinc jacinth]

ye i recommend not copying those

[sharp yacht]

me

[tardy forge]

them

[zinc jacinth]

him

[sharp yacht]

look into my eyes

[crystal fiber]

I don’t watch Shorts. They’re addictive and kill my attention span

[west crane]

Things i love & hate about summer :
Love : Starfruit
Hate : Flies OH MY GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

[tardy forge]

ok

[zinc jacinth]

ok

[tardy forge]

i hate the flies buzzing constantly i wanna turn them off

can i buy a flyswatter shaped scarecrow that makes the noise stop

[zinc jacinth]

i know you copied it from someone else thoug

i would recommend not tho

[west crane]

It would turn off all of the ambient noises such as Birds chirping unfortunately :(

[crystal fiber]

[tawdry minnow]

i literally hated the sound flies so much and i couldnt understand why until i realized they sound extremely similar to the bugs in the caves

[silent kayak]

im sure a lot of people just had the same thought lmao its not that much of a breakthrough

[tardy forge]

afhkabjjnl 😭

[zinc jacinth]

ik im just telling them that its better not doing so

[wet carbon]

woohoo, first upgrade for the house will be ready in a couple days

[silent kayak]

god yeah this annoys me sm but i liked the other ambient noises too much ;-;

[crystal fiber]

[sharp yacht]

i don’t remember hearing any flies during summer

like 0

[tardy forge]

at first i was worried my cat had died lmao

[west crane]

Turn up your volume and you'll never able unhear it and suffer everytime summer came

[sharp yacht]

wtf 😭😭

[west crane]

They eat your rug don't worry

[tardy forge]

i dont own a rug i dont think

[sharp yacht]

one time it was like 1:50 AM in game and i was trying to enter my house and my dog was blocking the way in

[tardy forge]

oh i do

[tardy forge]

skill issue

[sharp yacht]

for real

[west crane]

Just ram into them like they're not there

[tawdry minnow]

the first time i ever passed out at 2am was in the caves and i was literally so shocked because i didnt know that happened and my energy bar was full

[zinc jacinth]

how rare is a Legend

[west crane]

A mimir 😪

[zinc jacinth]

im not doing that

[west crane]

Pretty "common"

[zinc jacinth]

oh

[west crane]

It just require high fishing level to hook

[zinc jacinth]

how do i get it

[zinc jacinth]

im in level 9

[zinc jacinth]

LMAO

[wet fog]

im in pain

[west crane]

Eat dish o' sea and you'll good to go

[zinc jacinth]

taco fish?

[west crane]

Mountain lake during raining

[zinc jacinth]

mountain lake during raining

where tf..

theres multiple rivers

[west crane]

It's pretty easy to catch in comparison despite named "Legend"

[zinc jacinth]

is it next to a building

[zinc jacinth]

oh

[west crane]

Just, infront of the mines

[zinc jacinth]

ok ty

[silent cedar]

TACO FISH?

[zinc jacinth]

how much money does it sell

[silent cedar]

LMFAO

[west crane]

Don't sell it 😳

[zinc jacinth]

:/

how much money

[silent cedar]

Which fish is it @zinc jacinth ?

[west crane]

3,000g iirc

[zinc jacinth]

legend

[zinc jacinth]

...

[west crane]

Trust me, it's not worth it

[zinc jacinth]

hmmm

why tho

3k is alot

idfk

they just hate em

[west crane]

There's only one fish

[tardy forge]

should i be concerned about an earthquake in the night?

[sharp yacht]

no

[tardy forge]

ok

[sharp yacht]

it’s good

[west crane]

Meaning, if you sell them, then that's it, you'll never see them again

[zinc jacinth]

oh

[sharp yacht]

check around the map for something new

[zinc jacinth]

what shall i use it for then

[silent cedar]

which one tho?

||angler?||

[zinc jacinth]

||wtf||

||a legend fish||

[silent cedar]

||Yeah, but arent there like 4 of them or something like that?||

[west crane]

Display

[zinc jacinth]

||never heard of that||

[zinc jacinth]

only that shit?

[silent cedar]

||maybe we're talking about different things? idk 💀 lmfao.||

[west crane]

Yes.

[zinc jacinth]

||lmaooo 💀 💀||

[zinc jacinth]

what do u get when winning 1st place

[west crane]

So if you ask me, it's objectively rarer than prismatic shard

[west crane]

1st place what

[zinc jacinth]

in display

[thorn kite]

Star tokens

[zinc jacinth]

...

[west crane]

I meant house decoration

But that's also works

[tardy forge]

i found out the flies start at exactly 9:50 AM

[zinc jacinth]

I've never experienced flies

[strong scarab]

what flies??

[west crane]

How to do everything before 9:50

[zinc jacinth]

yea

[zinc jacinth]

is it that bad

[west crane]

Correct

[zinc jacinth]

wow

[silent cedar]

||so like, are u talking about legendary fish or something? What fish did u plan to catch?||

[zinc jacinth]

||wait||

[tardy forge]

the flies noise in summer

[strong scarab]

oh

i keep ambient noises off in summer, same w/ music

[tardy forge]

where do i find the mayors shrots btw i jsut got the quest

[west crane]

What's with all this ||[Redacted]|| chats bro

[strong scarab]

shrots 💀

[west crane]

You mean snots?

[strong scarab]

||marnies bedroom 👀||

[zinc jacinth]

@silent cedar

[silent cedar]

Oh~ literally a fish called "legend" LMFAO I was so confused

[zinc jacinth]

LMAOOOO

[silent cedar]

I caught the angler at the mountain lake in my co-op play on accident 💀

[zinc jacinth]

Oh 💀 💀

[silent cedar]

I just went up there to fish and suddenly this fish was a bitch to catch and looked like it had a hat on while trying to catch it

[cosmic comet]

i'm mad, i missed the legend fish throughout my fishing world tour... because it just straight up didnt rain in spring, like bruh

[cosmic comet]

WHAT...

[zinc jacinth]

men

[zinc jacinth]

tf

[wet fog]

me after comitting tax fraud (i bought televisions with the money)

[zinc jacinth]

what

[wet fog]

fraud

[zinc jacinth]

..

[wet fog]

tax fraid

[zinc jacinth]

fraid

[spring bison]

hmm

[wet fog]

afraid

[zinc jacinth]

100 english

[wet fog]

one mistyped letter = bad english

very true

[zinc jacinth]

i win

💀 💀 💀

[silent cedar]

WHAT. WHY.

[wet fog]

you dont win

[zinc jacinth]

society in one second

[strong scarab]

taught vs caught fr

[zinc jacinth]

literally

[wet fog]

caught? caught lackin yh

[spring bison]

There's also thought

[zinc jacinth]

damn

[spring bison]

though

[wet fog]

thot?

[strong scarab]

cry -> dry

[spring bison]

fry

[strong scarab]

pry

[spring bison]

try

[zinc jacinth]

Play stardew till its 6 am and sleep or

sleep now

(its 5:38 am)

[strong scarab]

thigh

[spring bison]

high

[strong scarab]

6 am

[silent cedar]

til 6 am, 22 minutes more of stardew are good for you before bed (Scientifically proven)

[wet fog]

weed

[zinc jacinth]

Thank youuu

For voting yall

byeee tc bless yall have a good day its been nice talking to all of u

bye

[wet fog]

ok

good night

[silent cedar]

baiii

[zinc jacinth]

gn

[zinc jacinth]

byeeee

[wet fog]

haha i was lying! have some bad dreams

[silent cedar]

[wet fog]

i am very evil

[zinc jacinth]

[zinc jacinth]

happened to me before

[wet fog]

oni wa uchi lol

[zinc jacinth]

okay time running out i needa play yall bye.

[zinc jacinth]

LMAO NO FR BYE BEFORE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME

[silent cedar]

ciaoo

[sharp yacht]

bad night 😈😈

evil gang 😈😈

[cobalt hare]

ayy! i learned how to resize pixel art without losing quality

before

[silent cedar]

lez go!

[cobalt hare]

without doing the method

[wet fog]

despicable me

[cobalt hare]

with the method

[silent cedar]

lol smol

[icy garden]

wow🫣

[silent cedar]

TEACH ME YOUR METHOD

[cobalt hare]

you will never know

[silent cedar]

[foggy turret]

nearest neighbour interpolation to a whole number

[strong scarab]

there's a whole steam app for lossless scaling

[cobalt hare]

so true

that is my method

[strong scarab]

oop ok then

[wet fog]

you can count the numbers of time #stardew-valley was actually about stardew valley on one hand

[cobalt hare]

untrue

it's always about stardew valley in a way

the art i have shown was a junimo

[wet fog]

my dog died
theres a dog in stardew valley
omg stardew reference!

[cobalt hare]

is there a junimo irl?

let me see your irl junimo

very bad comparison

[agile pier]

Cannot send images

[silent cedar]

its adorable

[agile pier]

^

[silent cedar]

not mine, its a reddit post, adorable nonetheless

[tacit totem]

If I faint while outside the mine, do I lose stuff?

[silent cedar]

nope

you just lose gold

[tardy forge]

omg i feel so sorry for linus i got his cutscene with the rubbish bins

[tacit totem]

Good shit

[silent cedar]

1,000 gold if you faint inside the mines as well iirc

You only lose stuff if you die

[foggy turret]

you'll lose some money if you faint outside of your farmhouse, and you'll also lose some items if you're knocked out underground

[strong scarab]

passing out is better than dying in the mines by a lot

so try to pass out at 2:00 am rather than die if you don't mind the 1,000g fine

[tacit totem]

Don't mind at all

Had a VERY productive run

[strong scarab]

awesome!

[wet carbon]

finally, on the last dau of summer

[strong scarab]

congrats

[wet carbon]

at this point, I shouldn't water peppers, blueberries and tomatos right? since fall they'd die

[strong scarab]

ye, if you have corn water that tho

those grow in fall, im pretty sure

[wet carbon]

corn and sunflowers, yes

[strong scarab]

ye, sunflowers too

[wet carbon]

so with the quality sprinker is 3 by 3 set up with sprinkler in the middle good? or can I do 4 by 4 ?

[strong scarab]

can you show what you mean with a screenshot?

but also

!sprinkler

[novel thistle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280006542235795466/990673089799008296/command_sprink_nospoiler.png

[green fulcrum]

based command

[strong scarab]

:)

ty

@green fulcrum nice status

[green fulcrum]

thank you

[wet carbon]

ok so quality is 3 by 3 my bad for not responding

thank you! is the next one iridium?

[strong scarab]

ye

[wet carbon]

||do I need the quarry unlocked to get it?||

Man, I feel like im slacking hardcore. about to be first day of fall and Im struggling lol

[strong scarab]

for what? also spoil that pls

[strong scarab]

year one?

[wet carbon]

yeah

[green fulcrum]

no

||once you get to the bottom of the mines you'll unlock a place to get it||

[wet carbon]

ok, is that just lower level mining?

oh

[strong scarab]

you can buy them from ||krobus|| or craft em with ||iridium|| from ||skull caverns||

[jade beacon]

yall have you seen this

[strong scarab]

you also need ||battery packs|| for em

[strong scarab]

excuse me what

[wet carbon]

Ah yeah, no where near ready for them haha

[jade beacon]

baby duck 🥺

[strong scarab]

that's adorable, i've never seen that 🥺

[strong scarab]

you're definitely not slacking, dw

the entire game is just a chill farming sim, it is whatever you make of it

[jade beacon]

stardew has no meta fr

[wet carbon]

I have however crafted a mayonaise maker even tho Idk what to use mayo for haha

[strong scarab]

you sell em :)

[jade beacon]

half chill

[strong scarab]

it makes eggs more valuable

[jade beacon]

wait until you fish

[wet carbon]

okie

[strong scarab]

im level 10 fishing, i love fishing, early game all i did was water crops, plant crops, then go fish

[wet carbon]

I do fish sometimes, but im slacking on that because I missed the chance to complete a bundle for now haha

[jade beacon]

then catch the ||legend||

[wet carbon]

ive been mining and gifting, and farming I suppose

I keep forgetting about the muchroom cave

[jade beacon]

and struggle</3

[strong scarab]

i caught one of em

actually

[wet carbon]

mushroom* jeesh I cannot spell tonight

[strong scarab]

ah, i chose the fruit bat cave b/c its way better tbh

[jade beacon]

omg i forgot to check my fruit bat

its been a YEAR

[wet carbon]

I didn't know that, rip

[noble path]

why is fishing so hard

[strong scarab]

mushrooms give you 6 per day, but you have to check every day

fruit bat cave stacks over time

[wet carbon]

oh

[jade beacon]

bcoz challenges 😩

[strong scarab]

and your foraging skill applies to them so you can get gold / iridium tier fruit

[wet carbon]

thats cool. I should have asked which was better before I chose haha

[strong scarab]

it's alright

everyone has a preference

[tardy forge]

where does one find the mayors shorts, somone said it was in somones room but i cant get into anyones room

[jade beacon]

omg we almost have the same name

[wet carbon]

not me playing SDV for 8 hours today. oop

[strong scarab]

||marnies bedroom||

[jade beacon]

sus

[strong scarab]

:3 it's a fun game

[tardy forge]

where would i find this

[wet carbon]

Other wise, ||craft some stairs if you don't want to level up marnie's friendship right away..., then just put it on your pants slot ;)||

[jade beacon]

welcome to the rabbithole feel free to take a seat and discuss about why pierre sucks

[strong scarab]

the ranch

[wet carbon]

See, I liked Pierre at first but playing more, he's pretty whiny and someone told me he ||Cheated|| on Caroline

[strong scarab]

just under the farm

[strong scarab]

other way around

[jade beacon]

nah ||caroline cheated||

[tardy forge]

im gonna need to go find that then

[noble path]

wait seriously?

[strong scarab]

its below your farm

[strong scarab]

yes

[jade beacon]

he's a workaholic and doesn't spend time with his family so it's expected

[wet carbon]

Well, I know That whole storyline too, but someone said he did and then she did it afterwards in spite. but I also don't really know haha

[strong scarab]

nah pierre works all the time so caroline ||sexed the wizard||

[jade beacon]

i have another theory

[wet carbon]

yeah, rip lol

[jade beacon]

||caroline is the wizard's daughter||

[wet carbon]

Well I fell deep down that rabbit hole of ||Pierre not being Abigail's father||

[jade beacon]

||abigail used to have Pierre's haircolor so||

[strong scarab]

hair color doesn't match

[wet carbon]

ooh, explain more?

[noble path]

damn didn't know stardew lore was so deep

[jade beacon]

||its post cc spoilers so i cant explain much||

[wet carbon]

Haircolor doesn't always need to match though. genetics are a crazy thing, or hairdye etc

[strong scarab]

actually she said ||she forgot her original hair color because she dyes it so much and now it just stays this color (purple)||

[jade beacon]

lets just say wizard used to marry someone whos hair is green

[wet carbon]

y'all i am obsessed with this game holy crap lol

all the lore!

[strong scarab]

it's a great game

[wet carbon]

im about to go to the moonlight jelly thing

[jade beacon]

turn the volume all the way up

[wet carbon]

ok

[tardy forge]

WHY DOES THIS WORK

[hollow yoke]

play katy perry’s firework and not listen to stardew music instead

[strong scarab]

it just does ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wet carbon]

no idea, someone else told me that haha! ||but yeah, the shorts are otherwise in Marnie's bedroom, talk about scandelous||

[jade beacon]

staircase has the same id code as mayors pants so

[strong scarab]

did you put them on display?

[jade beacon]

stardew is systematic

[strong scarab]

or did you not hit that event yet

[wet carbon]

no, is that where you put them in the soup or? i remember watching a video about that haha

[hollow yoke]

ur saying i didnt need to give marnie all those diamonds

[jade beacon]

yes.

[hollow yoke]

[jade beacon]

im sorry for ur loss </3

[strong scarab]

there's one where you have to set up a display to try to beat pierre

[jade beacon]

blackmailing the mayor

[wet carbon]

oh, I do know about that one too. did it in a modded game. I think that was one of the last ones I played

never hung his shorts though, I felt bad about putting him on display lol

how do I make wine?

[hollow yoke]

||i put lewis’ statue in the middle of town kekeke||

[jade beacon]

fruit in a keg

[jade beacon]

goals

[hollow yoke]

he pays u to shut up ab it too ez money

[wet carbon]

Oh, I must not be high enough level to unlock the keg yet.

thank you

[jade beacon]

[tardy forge]

lmao

[hollow yoke]

bare puffer

[jade beacon]

goat

[wet carbon]

I love when says thank you, how did you know this was my favorite to gifting him beer. Well, my dear Shane, you're an alcoholic who is at the bar 24/7

So call it a great guess

[jade beacon]

he becomes rude after too

[hollow yoke]

when he’s drunk?

[wet carbon]

Awe, we have 5 hearts now so he's been pretty nice to me. even Apologized for how rude he was in the beginning lol

[jade beacon]

"thank you how'd you know this was my favourite " "ew leave me alone"

[hollow yoke]

lol

[pale prawn]

hello, im new to the game where can i learn how to play

[west crane]

True

[wet carbon]

ope, I guess Elliot really likes mayo lol

[hollow yoke]

the game teaches u

[west crane]

It's better to play the game blind

[jade beacon]

just learn the basic tools and keys and buy from pierre

[hollow yoke]

but any questions u can ask around this server

[jade beacon]

thats it

[wet carbon]

Now Shane just goes "oh its blank time, should I throw a frozen pizza in the microwave?"

[pale prawn]

oh ok, thank yall so much

[wet carbon]

thats all I get lmfao

[hollow yoke]

in the respective channels ofc

[pale prawn]

aight thx

[hollow yoke]

have fun

[cobalt hare]

i highly dislike the stardew planner

[noble path]

which?

[hollow yoke]

whats the stardew planner

hi kuro

[wet carbon]

not clint asking me if I have work to do. no Clint, its 8pm Im getting ready for the moonlit jelly event, leave me alone sir

[cobalt hare]

why is the red still there the no selection??

[noble path]

hi i

[wet carbon]

probably because its a built in pathway, id assume

[cobalt hare]

you can build over it ingame

[jade beacon]

CYPHER DADDY

[west crane]

You just can't build there

[cobalt hare]

you can ingame though

[agile pier]

You cannot build on the path

[jade beacon]

no i mean his voice is <3

[agile pier]

With buildings you cannot

[hollow yoke]

cypher doesnt deserve the pain

[cobalt hare]

it isn't a building

it's stone

[wet carbon]

I have nothing to pass the time with cause my phone is dead

[agile pier]

Oh I thought it was

[wet carbon]

waiting on the ingame hour to pass, rip

[agile pier]

Then it's a bug in the planner thing

[hollow yoke]

anything that will block the player’s way ig cannot be built on the entrance to the farm

[cobalt hare]

better off making my own planner

stones pathways are like this why?? this looks bad??? MISLEADING??

[tardy forge]

update: handing mayor lewis's shorts back to him gets you a whole heart

question: am i able to continue giving him his shorts to farm hearts?

[jade beacon]

ew what

[hollow yoke]

i dont think the shorts appear again do they

[cobalt hare]

staircase in pants slot

[tardy forge]

can i make more?

[jade beacon]

unless you do the staircase glitch

[cobalt hare]

staircase in pants slot

[hollow yoke]

marnie’s just always having lewis’ fuckin tights in her room

[wet carbon]

awe the moonlit jellies are so pretty

[tardy forge]

yeah can i keep giving mayor lewis his pants to get a ton of hearts

[wet carbon]

wittle baby jelly fish ❤️

[hollow yoke]

is lewis an option to marry

[tardy forge]

i font think so he dosent have the (single) tag

[wet carbon]

and so begins fall day #1

[agile pier]

No

[wet carbon]

also woohoo I have a kitchen now!

time to go spend all my money on eggplants, pumpkins and yams lol

[jade beacon]

do cranberries if you want money

[cobalt hare]

idk if i should keep the barn and coop seperated

im trying to figure out a way to make this look good

[agile pier]

I usually put all of mine together

[cobalt hare]

i think that's what im gonna have to do

[wet carbon]

I'll get some cranberries too but im trying to get fall crop bundle etc

Can I place multiple fertalizers like water retaining soil and then basic fertalizer or only one

[agile pier]

Only 1

[jade beacon]

put it somewhere else cuz that spot is usually for planting idk

[agile pier]

Top left is my favorite spot to put coops and barns

[cobalt hare]

i have an apple tree there

[dry notch]

Guys

[cobalt hare]

nevermind i just killed it

[dry notch]

Is there a difference between the box and going to the store

[cobalt hare]

no

[dry notch]

Hmm slow mode is gone

[wet carbon]

shoot I ran out of money, rip

[cobalt hare]

it changes depending on activity level

[dry notch]

Ahh I see

So the big box has no difference with the others?

[agile pier]

It sells for the same

[dry notch]

So I can just keep putting my slime and stuff there

Ah nice

Fishing is really making me a little pissed lol

[agile pier]

Only difference is you can buy your stuff back from the vendors if you want but I've never used that feature

[dry notch]

Lol even in stardew that curse holds true

I buy a 1k item but it sells for 10 coins 💀

Hmm slowmode is back

[cobalt hare]

i hate it when i go into a shop even 10 minutes before it opens and then the shop owner just walks out

[noble path]

i stand at pierre's shop everyday at 8:00am sharp and just wait for him lmao

[nocturne onyx]

Guys

Do I take the dog?

[cobalt hare]

cat

oh its too late

yeah

[nocturne onyx]

Do I have to feed it?

[dry notch]

Whats the dfference between cat and dog

I got a cat but all It does is s l e e p

[cobalt hare]

dog is worse than cat

[wet carbon]

oh my god I hate myself haha. watering so many plants ew

[cobalt hare]

welcome to: early game

[hollow yoke]

u water it instead

[cobalt hare]

no

[nocturne onyx]

good bc I would’ve killed the dog

[cobalt hare]

id recommend saying yes

[novel thistle]

@cobalt hare You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[cobalt hare]

sweet

anyways

[hollow yoke]

all shades of blue are pretty

[wet carbon]

time to forage for fall

[cobalt hare]

how would i go about making this area into an area with crops

the barn and coop will be moved tomorrow since robin left

i cant picture anything in my head

[wet carbon]

just need a wild plum and a hazel nut then all we be good

[cobalt hare]

make sure you have a good foraging level for winter

[wet carbon]

oop hazelnut, check 🙂

im either level 4 or 5 for foraging

[cobalt hare]

during winter your only source of planting crops will be winter seeds

[wet carbon]

oop

[cobalt hare]

and you need a fair foraging level for that

[wet carbon]

how do you unlock the greenhouse?

[cobalt hare]

pantry

speaking of the pantry

almost done 🥳

[wet carbon]

nice

[primal nexus]

nice

I only need large eggs now

[cobalt hare]

i need large milk and wool or duck egg

[primal nexus]

nice

[cobalt hare]

im going for duck egg because its cheaper

[wet carbon]

ive barely started the pantry one

[cobalt hare]

it's pretty late to just now start

especially if you're in fall

[wet carbon]

I missed two spring crops so thats a bummer

I mean. ive got one cloth in the big one

and only need two more quality crops

i've been working on it

[cobalt hare]

im so fucking scared

my friend who got her phone taken away's mom keeps calling me

oop

[primal nexus]

uh oh

[cobalt hare]

she probably thinks i'm a very bad man

who likes people that are under the age of 18 whilst being over the age of 18

[noble path]

no wait why would a parent call their friend's friend with their phone when they did nothing huh

[cobalt hare]

the parent being my friends mom did find something

and she was like going through the entire phone

and she found my contact

and asked who i am and called me

and i just didnt say anything then blocked my friends number

because why would i want to talk to my friends pissed off mother

[noble path]

what parent would do that 😭

[copper trail]

block her?

or just put ur phone in airplane mode

[cobalt hare]

and beforehand she was texting me ON SNAPCHAT 😭

acting like my friend

it was weird asf

[copper trail]

omg thats so insane

[cobalt hare]

oh she left a voicemail

[neon magnet]

hello fellow Stardew valley people

[cobalt hare]

hello

[noble path]

hi

[idle grove]

hey

[cobalt hare]

i am very scared of listening to voicemails already

[torn bolt]

Hey welcome

[cobalt hare]

and it's a pissed off mother

i know how pissed off mothers can be

it may be funny though

idk

i hate waiting for shit to open

9am is way too late for me i have places to be

[copper trail]

is the mom calling with ur friend's phone?

[cobalt hare]

she was then she switched to her own

[rancid ferry]

mushroom tree comes in fall right

[cobalt hare]

because i blocked my friends number

[cobalt hare]

in fall they drop i think

[copper trail]

yes

[rancid ferry]

ah

[cobalt hare]

wait i'm actually worried now what if my friend gets in more trouble because of me

she's now calling again

oh my fucking gosh

[rancid ferry]

i have bunch of trees already prepped before fall , day 21 of fall still no mush tree

[cobalt hare]

overprotective mothers are a different breed

[tidal trellis]

Daddies*

[cobalt hare]

parents*

[tidal trellis]

Babies*

[jade beacon]

dogs*

[tidal trellis]

Orphans*

[jade beacon]

dead people*

[noble path]

what

[jade beacon]

what

[vivid vessel]

I agree

[jade beacon]

agree what

[vivid vessel]

Yes

[jade beacon]

yes

[vivid vessel]

I agree

[jade beacon]

agree what

[cobalt hare]

ayyy first try

large milk done

[stray moss]

I love ur pfp

[cobalt hare]

why should i or shouldnt i skip winter 25th

[halcyon abyss]

Free gift

[dry notch]

guys

should i upgrademy axe or my picjk

[tawdry prawn]

possible limited edition tea set :)

[halcyon abyss]

The pickaxe

[jade beacon]

bcoz resources

[desert zinc]

id recommend the pickaxe first, makes mining ores for future upgrades easier anyways

[dry notch]

hmm ok thanks

[vivid vessel]

I was googling stardew stuff and one of the things I see is how do I get rid of my child in stardew valley

[cobalt hare]

firing squad

[halcyon abyss]

Lmao im not surprised

[queen merlin]

You feed the child a magic Rock candy

[jade beacon]

everyday stardew life

[agile pier]

If you don't sacrifice your children you're doing something wrong

[vivid vessel]

I just wanna get my sword back 😭

[jade beacon]

use ur scythe

or lost and found box

[desert zinc]

real pros use the pickaxe as their weapon

[vivid vessel]

In Lewis house?

[halcyon abyss]

You mean the recovery service?

[cobalt hare]

i shouldn't have gone to the festival

i got a glow ring from sam lmfao

[vivid vessel]

I don’t have that lmao

[halcyon abyss]

Well rip sword

[vivid vessel]

Yep

[queen merlin]

The 1 damage per hit and losing 2 energy each hit is pretty nice

[vivid vessel]

Gone forever

[desert zinc]

fr ruhi

[cobalt hare]

is there anything else to do here??

[desert zinc]

shits kinda op

[queen merlin]

[tawdry prawn]

a weapon for passing out xd

[halcyon abyss]

I killed a slime with a hoe once

[queen merlin]

But why use pickaxe when you can use your axe like haru

[vivid vessel]

Wobin, how many messages did you send 💀

[halcyon abyss]

[vivid vessel]

Your level 1000

[desert zinc]

because why would i bring an axe to the mines (i bring an axe to the mines)

lemme check 😔

[queen merlin]

[agile pier]

60k

[desert zinc]

yeah

[vivid vessel]

Jesus

[desert zinc]

60,700 take it or leave it

[agile pier]

Much messages

[cobalt hare]

are strawberries multiharvest?

[agile pier]

Ye

[cobalt hare]

is it worth investing in speed gro for it

[vivid vessel]

And 2000+ pages of text

[queen merlin]

I will take if dollars

[agile pier]

I think it gets you 1 more harvest

[desert zinc]

you can harvest them multiple times in 1 season and they have a chance of giving more than 1 when you do harvest

[halcyon abyss]

Fr

[desert zinc]

it should be my money 😔

[halcyon abyss]

If only

[queen merlin]

It's mine now

[vivid vessel]

Is that a jojo reference

[desert zinc]

[wet carbon]

I forgot I can make fried eggs.time for some food

[queen merlin]

Lol

[rancid ferry]

ty , check akakura on twitter , i like the artstyle of it

[queen merlin]

We can share 75:25

[desert zinc]

99:1
99 is for me 😌

[halcyon abyss]

Stonks

[queen merlin]

If only

70:30, 70 for me, final offer

[desert zinc]

98:2 since you're so greedy 🙄🙄

[wet carbon]

you put a tapper on a maple tree.. right?

[cobalt hare]

is the big coop bigger tile wise from the outside

[desert zinc]

yeah

[vivid vessel]

Their not showing up 😭

[desert zinc]

no

[halcyon abyss]

They are all the same size outside

[hidden viper]

can anyone tell me which crops i need to plant in summer for bundles

[rancid ferry]

@akakura1341

[desert zinc]

all buildings stay the exact same tile-wise even when upgraded

[vivid vessel]

There’s a button to check…..

[queen merlin]

80:20, 80 to me for the first half
20:80, 20 to me for the second half

last offer

[cobalt hare]

melon for quality crops (5 gold + 1 any quality), pepper, tomato, and one other

[halcyon abyss]

[queen merlin]

Tomato, hot pepper and melon are there iirc, maybe also blueberries

[desert zinc]

melon(1 regular, 5 gold), blueberries, hot pepper, tomatoes
corn if you wanna get a headstart on fall bundle or quality crops bundle

[queen merlin]

Ye it's blueberries

[cobalt hare]

plant one corn with fertilizer and you should get 5 gold by end of fall

[desert zinc]

no, back to my first offer 99:1

[queen merlin]

Haww

[halcyon abyss]

I mean 600 bucks is still pretty good ngl

[queen merlin]

Then it's 100:0.

You get nothing! You lose! Good day Ma'am!

[wet carbon]

not it being 12:30

i've been playing for 9 hours sstraight

[jade beacon]

the hell is happening

[desert zinc]

no

[queen merlin]

Welcome to the stardew valley time blackhole ig

[jade beacon]

almost 10 lmfaoo

[queen merlin]

Yes

[halcyon abyss]

I think my switch said ive spent 350 hours on stardew not that much to be honest

[desert zinc]

no

[queen merlin]

Hawww why you bonk the tiny kitty 😭 😭 😭

[desert zinc]

I offered a great deal and was declined 😔😔

[queen merlin]

Those are rookie numbers mate, you gotta pump those numbers up

[jade beacon]

i have a feeling you have more than 500

[queen merlin]

You will get your great deal when you fix this damn door

[dusky ore]

hi ya'll

[queen merlin]

Welcome

[dry notch]

Guys which plant should I use in summer

[halcyon abyss]

Im too bored to play

[desert zinc]

Once you have more than 50k messages on this server and almost 2k overall on sdv hours you know you've reached rock bottom

[queen merlin]

I am something of a farmer myself

[jade beacon]

how many hours u got?

[queen merlin]

Two Spiderman movie memes in a row, i have gone under the rock

[vivid vessel]

I have over 73 days in Minecraft but you probably don’t care 💪

[jade beacon]

thats cool

show me ur house

[cobalt hare]

chicken >> any other animal art wise

[desert zinc]

duck >

[queen merlin]

A billion

[jade beacon]

no its duck

thats a baby duck swimming

[queen merlin]

Yes

Cute

[vivid vessel]

Is that the river farm?

[jade beacon]

idk saw it on reddit

[queen merlin]

I forget ducks can swim on water

[halcyon abyss]

Proof?

[queen merlin]

No

[jade beacon]

[halcyon abyss]

Pleb

[hidden viper]

is the crafts room the only one available at first?

[desert zinc]

yeah

[hidden viper]

until what?

[desert zinc]

once you finish one bundle you'll unlock 2 other rooms, complete another bundle and you'll unlock another