#stardew-valley
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My fish tank is almost done speaking of CC. I was struggling with that on my mobile game, but I got lucky on PC somehow
There's barely even any spoilers though
Need a middle ground between someone with crazy farm experience and only a tiny bit
I feel like that's where I'm at anyway
Ah
So you know the basics like what's profitable in each season?
I mean. I got to year 3 on mobile, so I have some knowledge, but not a ton bc I still never finished CC lol
I'm not exactly new to the game but I'm bad at it and forget everything so I'm basically playing the game for the first time again
That sucks
I did finish Cc
#stardew-spoilers that'd be better in that case
Oh
Oh... I can't help then lol
I had 55 hours on switch which isn't much for this game but I got pretty far
Whatโs the best farm type
There's still really odd gaps in my knowledge too though
I really wanna try a forest farm at some point
Standard
Thx
Each farm type has it's own skill to go with it but standard just has a lot of room
Best for starting
4 corners has most of unique features
Lol, I didn't do that at all, I went straight for the one where monsters randomly came oht
Has mines, and forage area
Damn
Wilderness is fine too just a little less room
Damn you playing stardew valley for 5 days
I think forest farm looks really nice tbh, the green of it and everything
I keep my computer on so I can go straight back into it when I wake up ๐
Basically terraria-ing it
Forest is great! Looks good and lots of hardwood only problem is limited farming space
Lmao
Restarted my farm & tried out the beach one. Missing all my farmable land 
I love Terraria too. Stardew and Terraria activate the same part of my brain whenever i play them
Which is my "devote my life to this game entirely" part of my brain
I started a beach farm when 1.5 came out and absolutely fell in love with it, it's gorgeous and the sprinklers aren't even that problematic tbh
I do agree that it is gorgeous
Quality sprinklers are lovely
Beach one is only good for players with lots of experience
I live on an island too so it was like it was my real home lol
I agree, wouldn't recommend for your first playthrough
I wanna get a stable just to put a fedora on my horse
It's pretty good lots of fishing spots and forage but no sprinklers is a huge pain
Also like the random items that wash up on the beach
Major spoilers here sorry
๐ฟ
What spoiler??
You don't have to spoiler any of that yk
Yeah those are pretty good too
facepalm

Check pins to clarify what needs to be spoilered
Smh
Nope it completely ruins their gameplay
10/14 heart cutscenes and stuff after a bundle is only spoilers
And some small stuff
Guys got a letter in stardew valley thats saying my farm is gonna be featured on stv or sumthin what does it mean
You're gonna be famous!
That's just a random letter (for gaining a certain amount of g I believe?), there's no consequences
Yeah
27k
i managed to get my friends on a co op and then 3 days in the host stops playing
lost all my progress ๐ฟ
i just started a single player
I haven't played co-op yet
not as fun though
fr?
personally i enjoy co op way more
No friends lol
Personally I prefer single player regardless
Oh
none that play at least
Ohh okay
I think it'd be nice just to get more stuff done in the day
all my friends make fun of me bc i have 60+ hours in 5 days
Honestly if I can find someone that is good at combat I'd be golden
Because 0/10 sword fighting skills
dedication!!
yea i guess you could call it that
personally id say something more along the lines of addiction
but dedication works
That's a lot of Jade
Just caught a pike, and got a chest with an amphibian fossil
is this what dreams are made of
what's the most profitable thing i could plant in the ||greenhouse||? excluding ||ancient fruit|| and ||starfruit||
Why not just sf
cos i'm poor
Iced, read the 2nd spoiler
hi can anyone explained what does remixed community centre means?
Ik excluding, that's why I said "why not"
Just got back into it after years lol I'm on year 1 winter day 5
Ah
it's a theme you unlock that's a remix of the cumminuty centre soundtrack
Just got to reach iron a few days ago
The bundles are remixed
got em sick beatsss
It's different to 99 wood, 99 wood, 99 stone and 10 hardwood.
also the guarantee year 1 complete if i want to activate it should it have a green cross marked or not?
what kind
nice I'm getting back into it after not playing for months!
Blue or Straw
I'm trying to make best friends w shane
yes
So he's not sad and deppresed
I JUST GOT DINO EGG
Depressed
SO COOL
NICE
GIVE
waoooow
wait
Is it good? I just think itโs cool cause DINO
??????????
mmmmmm is it a spoiler to say what NOT to do if that's your first Dino egg
I meant to reply to the Dino egg I promise I do not want to be depressed
Don't sell it
Literally have been getting so many ATRIFACTS tho lol. Just catching pikes, and each one is giving me a chest that contains an atrifact. Got skeletal tail, Dino egg, and amphibian fossil
Africans?
Lol
Take screenshots and show off to ur friends
AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR
xD
hold on to that egg and do not give it to gunter
Unless he gets another one bc I'm pretty sure u get insta rwd from Gunther for dino eggs
it's a spoiler but here's the reason if you want it, ||you can incubate it to get a dino in your coop||
HOLY Dang
Welp I was trying to figure out how to cover up spoilers
I have four chickens
Canโt wait wit for that
first borns are sacrificed to gunther
How the hell oe I use a sprinkler
You just place it down, and it'll water the surrounding tiles every morning, depending on what sprinkler it is
Jeremy, pickle Alyssa,
Ohโฆ
My dad named his chicken penis and tried to milk it xD
When it said 4 adjacent I thought it mean the ones next to it then out 3
Thatโs unfortunate
Heh yea most people wait til they unlock the quality sprinkler
There's a 24x24 sprinkler too
It does mean literal tiles, yes
I don't have it yet u need iridium
Blueberries good investment?
but if you wanna use the basic ones, this is the optimal way
Blueberries are great yeah
Yep esp with sprinklers
How do you get sprinklers? Also are you able to get seeds from crops?
Hell no. WAY too much materials there
You unlock them as you level up your farming
and you can get seeds from crops by using seed makers
Any good ideas how to farm a ton of coal?
hit rock
I'm waiting for quality sprinkler and then the iridium sprinkler lol
What are they?
Still have basic scythe
Yes
You could go fishing. Fishing crates often give me coal. Winter mines have black bouncy ball which drop coal.
A machine that's unlocked at farming 9
ok
But you should really only use that for seeds you can't buy
if you want the most profit
Almost at lvl 70 In mines
Damn
I am at about level 15 XD
Dust sprite farming. They spawn on ice levels of the mines (lvl 40 and on)
that's 15 floors closer!
I shall stay positive XD
so i'm on level 88 of the mines and i ended up in a circular cavern that resembles the one where you get the golden scythe. there's nothing here but a big spiderweb at the bottom... what do?
I'm trying to get best friends with Shane and to marry Haley lol
This and burglar ring
what's the best way to get the ||qi casino rarecrow? Is there a specific strategy I can use for the gambling?|| Cause uh, 100k gold seems not fun
you get the golden sythce somewhere else
If it's regular mines there's nothing special to do there
weird, there's no monsters or rocks or even a way down
Its a casino bro
||I recommend going there on max luck days and just do a bunch of slot machine games||
Can you screenshot and send it? There's a screenshot option at the bottom of the options tab
with 100 coin or 10 coin bets?
How to get to the casino???
I did 10
This Dorado fish just scared me so bad
It just is boring to do that
||Or calicojack if you've played blackjack before heh||
I'd do 10 until you get to 300/400
It flew up the beginning of the thing and scared me lol
||Calicojack is good until you start with a 17||
I think imma do that with my 48% win rate on dankmemer lmao
yeah but i can't send it here
Is there a media channel
How can I get to the casino? Is it in the desert
I mean there's #images-and-memes
spoilers
||Yes. You get access after completing a Mr. Qi quest||
Ok
Spoilers!
Sorry???
!spoliers
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||doo doo farts||
Hello
why you asking here of all places
idk
Stardew skill montage
The fact that one guy made the game is absolutely insane to me
Hey guy ! I was wondering what are the best items to take into the mines for better survival?
food
Salmonberries or blackberries early game. Any forage works really
Easy recipes like fried eggs or save mom's xookies
Cheese is a good mine snack
food definitely
try to get lava katana or steel falcon for sword
a decent pick
Ye that and milk lol
or when its a berry season keep harvesting berries until its done
Pumpkin soup is great if you have the ingredients
a glow ring is awesome when it's dark
which floor of the mines are you at and what day is it in-game?
for early game
Pretty sure this is a spoiler?
that fruit is post cc so cannot be discussed here :p
can talk about in #stardew-spoilers
have to delete from here
Ah is that the spoilers rule?
Thanks alot guys I really appreciate it !๐
Hello
yeah
you cannot discuss anything post cc here
yeah, rules r in the pins
No
Welcome 

FOUR PINGS please I get it
it literally is tho 
That's post cc (in other words never talk about)
lol
Not a spoiler it's one of those delete kinda things
Community Center community centerCommunity Center community center Community Center community centerCommunity Center community center
Same
ok?
what are you if not panda?
huh?
Someone know how to play stardew valley online
It's post cc
yeah
yeah that is a spoiler mate 
He means it should be deleted, not just censored
There's l**d Haley pictures on Reddit lol
ah
Should it not?
Someone know how to play stardew valley online
It's post cc that's delete not spoiler
that's reddit for ya
i mean it is still a spoiler, just cannot be discussed here at all
you will have to click on co-op and then send the code or smth to person you are playing with iirc
This
spoilers mean anything that you wouldn't know before playing the game at all
so anything post cc is a spoiler but has to be deleted here, not spoiler marked
Thought you meant to just spoiler the message, not the fact it was a spoiler
... send me pic
Yeah..
Hi
don't have gamepass rn and i have the game on that so cannot show 
Well technically anything that "spoils" an aspect pf the game is considered a spoiler (noun)
some you have to use the spoiler feature and some delete, yes, but both are spoilers nonetheless 
what's the best thing to grow in the greenhouse?
sf or af
Never gonna give you up
Just figured they were talking about using spoilers on the message
starfruit me thinks
co op feature
you can search for people to play with in #multiplayer-lfg-old
||sf wine makes more money but also takes more time so take that into account
you have to rebuy or use the seedmaker and replant
i preffer af because i only have to plant once and it still makes good money||
I need game pass
hello everyone! I need help with my stardew its not letting me open my game "its letting me into the main menu but not actually play the game) and when i try to make a new character the game opens but not when i do it w my main
#vanilla-tech-support can help
tyy
I prefer sf personally, it's higher maintenance but I just like the extra money tbh
oh as a pc user i have no idea what that is ๐ญ
expected
I think theyโre on Xbox???
Xbox gamepass?
ye
Ah
never owned an xbox lolol
Fr???
I COMPLETED THE COMMUNITY CENTER RXDFGCHJKL
GG
WOOOOO
congrats farmer
congrats!
||using the seedmaker and replanting is honestly a loss of money||
Guys i've met this fat opposum - bear near sewers and he want my stuff, should i give him something?
nice, now u can ascend to #stardew-spoilers
yep, someone already did the maths
ye
good, i love him
how do i get in the sewers
Yeah
donate 60 artifacts to the museum
Yes, it's not something you need to prioritize on but it's something nice to do whenever you have the chance
jesos
not artifacts
||They don't give you anything useful, just for aesthetics.||
It's easier than it sounds dw
both artifacts and minerals. 60 of them combined
you will get a lot of geodes mining and those will help a tonne
thats the best part
Yeah, just tilling in caves alone can get you like 20 you need
Also if you want to keep him around ||Don't give him more than 3 items. I think he disappears after that||
how do i put bait on bamboo pole
||they are mary poppins yall||
he does a better job at managing the town than mayor lewis lmaoo
ahahahahahah
You can't, you need the fiberglass or iridium rod
oh
shall I donate my first diamond to gunther
at least hes not leaving his pants in someone elses room
Imo yeah
your wish tbh
Next one might want to crystalarrium
diamonds are not that hard to get if you visit the mines enough or know the trix
what do u use it for anyway
diamonds spawn more frequently after completing the mines
Gus
put them in a shed full crystalariums, big moneyyy
And selling
Gifts, or 750 gold. Not useful otherwise
sweet
I'm currently making lots of mayonnaise
do they sell well
Depends what kind
It's not bad
Is it just regular?
||The Desert Trader in the Calico Desert will trade one Triple Shot Espresso for one Diamond. ||
one use, it is also a loved gift and sells for a lot
I'll hold on to it then
I forgot people do that trade
though honestly the use is not worth it
^ Better to just hand it over now. You'll get plenty later. Your choice though
I'll see how much diamonds I'll be up when I get there and decide
better to get a coffee bean and then let it consume your whole farm 
then keg all the coffee beans
I have 1 coffee bean
plant it
^
Plant that rn
it will multiply fast

it's almost fall though
actually no wait, which date are you in?
5 coffee beans in a keg gives 1 coffee
I'm in summer day 24
yeah then don't ๐
can I plant it fall?
No
Just plant early spring
ok
you can get a garden pot and plant it
People do that with coffee beans?
yep
I got myself an iridium rod and it's amazing
Garden pots are so annoying to water
stardew valley meta ๐ ๐
By the time you'd have GH you'd have like a trillion of those things
stardew has no meta, do what u want you'll get rich either way
trillion of what?
pretty much this lol
throw one in a fish pond if you want, or sell
coffee beans (well not a trillion but still a lot)
stardew meta๐ญ
||Ancient fruit wine rn
||
unless you are speedrunning or hardcore min maxing
||super cucumbers give you a strange statue if you donate it on the box with trees behind clints shop||
I've got rly good progress on the community centre
Nice!
depends on if you get a lucky coffee bean in the first place
almost finished the fish bundle
nice nice
They are pretty common though
if you are doing something to get them
travelling cart may not spawn it like in my first playthrough
or cost too much to get it
Dust sprite can drop them common too (1% is comm enough)
if you are not using dust sprites to farm coal, there is a high chance you can just miss it progressing normally through mines
ive made the mistake of not grinding the mines earlier i rly need them quality sprinklers
the easiest way to farm coffee, the drink itself is by getting a ||hot java ring||
that's post cc afaik 
man
i forgot ๐
lol
tbh prolly pretty common
something something you learn you get better
idk bai 
bye 
When starting my new pc save I just had to grind for the bad sprinklers for my strawberries and then blueberries ๐ญ
ppl use that for min maxing or speedrunning so its not that bad
I'm stubborn and I'm waiting for a iron pick, which I can get now that I have my crops planted
I never really learned what min maxing meant
same
trying to get as much money as possible in a set amount of time
i just see ppl say that and its related to finishing something fast?
last part not being compulsory
oh
ye
u r a smart farmer
not really ๐
I'm pretty monied up tbh
i just browse some speedrunning content and other stardew youtubers so know
gonna have to upgrade the house
haboo is so skilled
tho tbf i got 250 strawberries and 40 quality sprinklers by spring 20 in last save 
then i gave up
burnout
what? omg you rlly are a smart farmer
i dont get sprinklers until mid-summer because im busy flirting with the town 
i just brute forced my way through mines and got lucky rng tbh
i am anti-social af on the other hand ๐
man, who'd you marry then?
didn't marry anyone on that save, i quit that save file the day i got 40 sprinklers because too burnt out to continue rn
ohh, yea i get that too
but go to is usually leah, haley or abigail
tho seb is also pretty cool but never married him
i usually rest and do my hobbies and get back on the grind when im ready 
makes sense
i started watching new stuff and then got sucked into the rabbit hole that is idol anime ๐ ๐
my reddit acc is dedicated to haley, what a queen
try zombieland saga or idoly pride
she a queen
ooh never heard of the latter, what that
gay idols?
not much
zombieland saga is zombie idols, still pretty fun but the lore seems mysterious
idoly pride on the other hand is serious, every character is sooo interesting.
ye, i have heard of zombieland and might watch cause of
being trans
definitelyyy
idoly pride i will look into later
all the girls there r hot.
lily is trans
like not even left in the air like its usually done
she is confirmed in-canon to be trans
who??
whut rlly?? i thought she was 11
lily in zombieland saga
she was amab
I've been meaning to watch zombieland for so long but then I just rewatch Kakegurui or Ohshc
is this a game? :0
but wears girl's clothes and stuff
WHAT THAT MAKES SENSE
oh a movie
anime
It's a show
ZLS definitely worth it. Lots of laughs
like there is a whole episode dedicated to her being trans
the first scene was magnificent
Definitely watching this when I get home
its on netflix i think?? atleast in my country
adding it to my list 
its idol anime if you are not into it, and the cg is kinda janky afaik
I ended the game mid wedding cutscene, thinking when i reopened i would be back the at wedding
Nope ๐ญ๐ญ
but the characters and story are pretty good
NOOOO I DID THAT TOO
I MADE A RED TUX AND EVERYTHING
I RESETTED BCOZ I DIDNT HAVE WEDDING DRESS.
FARMER CANT EVEN DRESS FOR THE OCCASION?? bruhh
I'D BE DISTRAUGHT
makes new save file
i think there is a way to go back by a day if you are okay with that
๐
do tell
I only went in a suit top because I didn't realize it just looked like a graphic tee
need to look into it myself ๐ i have never had to use it
Felt so bad for Harvey ๐ญ
should i get a deluxe coop or buy a barn
both
what does a greeny water mean in the beach?
first*
i think named _old
crab mating season
Ew..
it has more forage in the beach i think
barn
Fellow Harvey enjoyer ๐
Im on switch ๐ญ
ah then no idea ๐ญ
๐คข
๐
maybe ask and wait on #vanilla-tech-support for a response
does the fact that i still need the rabbit foot for the community center change anything?
in the sense?
Which bundle? Wizards?
You canโt say nothing lol you like Haley ๐ญ๐ญ
Haley is queen
If you want money, go for barn. If you want to complete community center, coop first
spouse wars 
i dont care what you say, haley best girl ๐โจ

Mmm nah Leahโs better
haleah
overrated
Harvey tho ๐ฅต๐ฅต
the funny thing is... I also need the truffle
Nah thatโs Haley
Work on barn first
MATSURI??
idk i am on too many emote servers to know tbh ๐
Pigs cant produce truffles in winter, rabbits can drop feet in winter
nah, every time i post haley fanart comments go wild
its from citrus, weird anime that fetishizes lesbians
looks like it from what i found online
Yeah exactly sheโs overrated
ye have heard of it, have mixed feelings about it
but meh never read it so cannot really comment 
She's the first bachellorette that lost in the spouse wars on reddit ๐
What
nevgon?
what ๐
Nevgon?
||Nevgonna give you up||
Oh no am I gonna get like deeznutted
nevgovnah
Mods ban this guy
ok rick astley its time to go to bed
:D
its worse..
Got em :DD
good game, well played
Oh god did u have a new fav char
no, i just want you to guess the character i am thinking of rn
Not now i think, im about to have dinner
ah okie bai bai
pierre
no ๐
haley
ooo fun
OH SORRY
and it isn't from stardew
anime?
yes
gender?
oh then nvm idk anime
are they marriable?
nope
are they a child?
nope
Gunther
nope
do they like the mayor of the town?
don't know
Are they a male
are they creepy?
do they go to events?
what on earth is kyanite
yes
Yea its not dinner time yet lmao
Do they have any facial hair?
not useful except selling and donating to museum
yes
to gunther it goes
willy
nope
Do they stay in pelican town?
are they creepy 
actually restricting it to 10 questions since sdv character
no
idfk ๐ญ ๐ญ
Oh wait @queen merlin i actually have a better idea

Btw ur char is marlon
no
that guy who lives in the tent
no
HALEY IS BETTER
wait did we already ask 10 questions
spouse wars 
We both pick a character from SDV, even if non-giftable
And then we take turns asking questions until one of us get it right
GRANDPA?
Is it willy?
hmm sure
agreed
the wizard?
yes, the character was the wizard lmfao
Is he giftable?
Yooo
Okay lemme have dinner first brb
kyanite, also spelled cyanite, also called disthene, silicate mineral that is formed during the regional metamorphism of clay-rich sediments. It is an indicator of deep burial of a terrain. Kyanite occurs as elongated blades principally in gneisses and schists, and it is often accompanied by garnet, quartz, and mica. (from google lol)
yay do i get a gold star
that was fun tbh
I have a quick question, does storm last for 2days or no? I'm planning to upgrade my water can but I'm afraid the storm will end in a day lol
No but u get a well deserved pat in the head 
only one day
yayyy
No, only one day. But u can still get the watering can done
I thought it was just a Keanu Reeves-shaped rock
you can get it upgraded the day before the storm
Bye dinner time :D cya'll soon
bai bai
upgrading tools will take 2 days right?
see yaa
3
yes, the day you send it for upgrade, and the day after that
nope, its 2
its 2?? what i just checked wiki
if you send for upgrade on 13th, you will get it on 15th
Nah its three sometimes
maybe for iridium then
You give your tool to Clint, you wait the next day, and itโs ready the next morning
it always feels like 3 lol
rng based?
ohh alright I see, thanks so much!!
Guys!!! I just got my first Omni geode!
congrats!!
Unless itโs a festival on that morning
no
Its not that, just depends on how early you send it in, if you send it right at the time he opens, then its your rest of the day, then the morning the day after next day
ohh thx

or actually its just the day after you sent it in
Like he says โit will be ready in a couple of days,โ
a couple...
i ship it
No, itโs consistent regardless
clunt needs to lower his coal prices
CLUNT
I call him clink
CLUNT?!?
CLINK??
โCuz he clinks the metals
clink is a better name
clunk
i like clunt better tbh
clunk sounds more cavemany
Clump??
crab
cat
we completel strayed from the og name now
How much for coal?p
150g
150 in year 2+
Im always swimming in coal so i never actually bought coal from him
furry clint?
pls no
what do yall usually plant on year 1 spring before the egg festival??
i need losta coal for a 1000 bee houses
potatoes
parsnips but i think cauliflower is better
I dont plant as much, i make my money from tea saplings
ah i see!! also how do u buy backpack? i tried checking pierre but nothings here?
theres a backpack beside him
right beside him theres a backpack
YES caroline the most useful NPC
I was wondering how much the voice channels tend to get used I can't participate in them yet anyway so I suppose it's not too important
Mhm. 500g per tea sapling?? Say lessss ๐
not sure if its there from the start of the game
ik u will get a message eventually in the mail about it
its not in his catalogue if that's what you're asking
like others mentioned it should be on his counter
I made 70k before the egg festival
LMFAOOO what's ur caroline gifting routine?
Usually if i collect daffodils that will be my first to give to her, then check the travelling merchant for fish taco
brb just got into work
imagine buying a fish taco from a shady vendor that only appears two days a week
probably tastes darn good
what a bargain ๐คฉ
Best deal ever
Caroline loves fish taco hehe
not often
ah ok found it thanks!!
also what do yall plant/ use / buy for energy to mine? everytime i go mining i barely go to any floor and run out of energy already
I suppose most people just use a private one
the parsnips i planted
forage is great early game (mushrooms, berries etc)
Cheese is a good option later on
my go to is leek
or salmonberries!
ermm sorry forage is basicly everything i found on the ground while walking right?
yes
Dudeโฆ
yup!
yep
soo early on just use that?
happens unfortunately
you got one of the common drops
Ye that happens
well not common per se, but it's suspicious that it happens to me frequently
Hate getting stones, clays or ores from them lol
I have hundreds of hours spent in game, but so much of it is spent just creating new characters and completing beginner tasks - I have no idea what to do when I start to hit the first winter, and even less as years progress
Theres no linear progression to this game, its played the way you want to progress
My one character that is experienced is like almost perfect though
you grind until you cant grind no more
If you force yourself to play a specific way without experimenting, you will burn out
yup
you can also craft field snacks when you reach foraging level 1
Field snacks are very nice for energy early on
It takes only a few of them to max out energy
the most realistic part of this game is the queen of sauce giving her entire life backstory before giving you the recipe
i listen to all of it
True
hello guys i want to ask what best mods help you and soryy for take your time
#modded-stardew they can helps you
UI info suite, npc map locations, look up anything mod
Those are nice ones
Agreed
I have show item sell price on
i have a bunch of useful qols
or aesthetic ones god bless those ones
To much UI can be potentially overwhelming though - all that information can be too dense to process at first
dcburgers high res portraits mod<33
survival berger
haley in that mod is so pretty
I love the seasonal outfits and stuff, adds so much pizazz and character
i didnt like it thats why i downloaded a haley portrait mod (one in my pfp)
Haley looks very masculine in the dc burger one iirc
I thought abigail was my bae and then i meant sophia ๐ฉ
i dont like it ๐๐
Whats wrong with masc haley
noooooo
nothing, it's just not the vibe she give off in vanilla
they even made demetrius' skin lighter ๐ก๐ก
masc women are amazing
Okay that ones messed up
Leah is still best - ||she's one of the least damaged / most normal spouses||
eugh they whitewashed the character
Idk, she feels more masc in vanilla than she feels girly girl but i feel shes more neutral
what
I should probably get back to my farm at some point. Mabye a new farm where i actually make the most out of every day
I dont see her as your typical pretty girl because shes an asshole
but then again that makes her the mean girl
haley just isnt a vibe 
isn't that how high school princesses are portrayed in media?
you can be an asshole and still be pretty tho
i always felt her as the pretty high school bully that always gets what she wants from daddy lolol
Im gonna make a new farm and try a new layout. Any recommendations?
I like how I quit the game to go eat breakfast
Yes but the moment you become an asshole, your pretty is thrown out the window imo
haley best girl 
Then instead I sit here talking about it
Pretty faces dont equate to pretty personality
she gets better trust me
she made me an omlette today
i thought that too
I do not like haley
Haley is like this to me
i dont want to give yall a 2000 letter paragraph about why haley is amazing /srs
I have mixed feelings about her
Haley was actually going to be my first option because my girlfriend was similar when i first met her, but haley was just so mean i couldnt handle 
I like abigail
I hate you /j
ABIGAIL SUPREMACY
Who doesn't want goth girlfriend
me
Imagine not having goth girlfriend 
i dont wanna deal with her itsnotaphasemom phase
Got a few solid options that go well with personality types
I haven't ever romanced the male NPC's I wonder if I'm missing out
Well tbf, her mom isnt too fond of the way she is
Kinda makes me resent caroline for it
most of the guys in stardew are kinda boring tbh lol
gorgeous emo kid frog lover emo bike badass
But we get by because of tea sapling
I wanna do a new farm but i dont wanna do it alone but im too nervous to ask in #multiplayer-lfg-old
u already said it
Psh not at all. Shanes not worth it, sebastion aint worth it, and a lot of the others just dont look cool enough
Find friends to play with then
whattt sebastian gives ||frogs||
Then ask in lfg, muster up that courage
literally none of the romanceable characters in the game are my type ๐
I married sebastian because he seemed like an alrighty option and yeah i haveno regrets lol
i geniunely hate alex idk why
i dont like frogs
Hes a typical school jock
Who WOULD like him
Shane gives daily meal in the mail and blue chickens, very beneficial
Maybe the modded fellas?
Alex doesnt seem too bright
The modded fellas for sure
alex just throws a ball
id probably romance gunther if i could
what else does he do man
Hes a sexy guild owner
he's arrogant and sexist
Clearly he tries to get with haley
I genuinely feel bad for clint.
Thats why you gotta steal haley from him
NOO STAY AWAY FROM MY QUEEN ๐ก๐ก
I wish he had more character development through his heart events
penny is nice
haley makes omlettes for ME not ALEX ew
Not if he's gay for my male farmer ๐
Marlon has always seemed interesting, but you can't even befriend him in vanilla
ah yes good old clitorous the blacksmith
yes his gay awakening is cute
Thats lame
Yeah it's rough
same but with golden clock
i love willy
NO CLUNT IS BAD HE TRIES TO FLIRT WITH YOU WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED
throwing tomatoes ๐
willy supremacy
Willy is one of my favourite npcs
he just wants to fish its cute
I did not notice that - he acts THAT different if you are a female farmer?
I don't feel bad for clint
he thinks he deserves Emily
i just cant get by with the fact that his name is willy and the first thing he gives you is a rod
CLUNT HATE CLUB
He can flirt with the female farmer + emily in certain spoilery circumstances
be grateful ๐๐โจ
Oh btw his beta name used to be Dick!
oml yes same<33333
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JAIL
Funny number moment
i need more gunther in my life
Cuff me
George is cool at higher heart levels
me @ this chat rn
Kent is hot
I forgot george exists
Robin is my favourite npc
Pierre stinks
lewis a bit sus there
Courtesy of sapphire โจ
I love robin, shes such a cutie
Ye
pokes ground
yeah we dont talk about that
stinky pierre
Pierre is actually peter in french
No wonder he stink
I missed the joke
There is no joke, all peters stink
he called me in the telephone NAKED. PIERRE, NAKED.
oh god
hold up what 
WHAT
||HE WAS ON GINGER ISLAND. NO WONDER.||

he calls me in the telephone i bought from robin right
he was on ginger island without any ginger gals
post cc content spoiler i think
Yeah we all forgot we're in new farmers lmao!!
np it happens lolol
Yep!
I forget too tbh

@jade beacon You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Good thing it wasn't too detailed
Ggz
Oh hey! Nice
what
HAHAHAHAA perfect moment to level up
TRUE
oh yay i can poke cows ๐
U can send images now
COWPOKEERRR
Use this power wisely
And no more embed fails
the moo moos in the game are so cute
nooooo
I likely will never send a single image
Why?
i love stardew cows
hmmm what image do i send
Yes
I'm not quite funny or original enough
Im at a point where i should probably move to #stardew-spoilers cus of my progress. But idk i like the vibes this chat gives a bit more
what about just like images of the wiki or stuff
How about none x
Seasoned farmers serms a bit intimidating
This def best chat
Oo lala hello there emily
emily dancing
EMILY
I hadn't thought of the UTILITY
๐
Yep
Some people take it way too seriously in the other chats and just make you feel like doodoo
I thought it would be way longer until I ranked up
bro this is what you have to do before loading into a stardew game
I joined only a few hours ago
i was talking about my progression once and some kid was like โEh tHatS LiKe hOw muCh Ive DonE,โ
like i didnt ask wtf
Yep, gotta do that every single time
exactly
||ah yes, the alien||
you dont have to worry, its full of people of all levels. Great for chatting about post cc stuff
What're your 68 mods? Anything interesting or just the basics
Are there any extra Easter eggs like that in modded I wonder
I don't think so but there are some mods that ruin how it looks
This chat seems much more friendly to casual players
expansion
and other things
not yet
expanded is amazing
Ah
but it will be added
yeah i understand
olivia is mommy
I HATE OLIVIA
From the very small amount I've played I agree
she has a child?
WHAT
SHE SPOILED THE GAME FOR ME
shes marriable thoughhh
SHE HAS POST CC DIALOG AT 8 HEARTS
THAT MEANS I CAN ADOPT VIKTOR
WOAH
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I just started, trying to do a mostly blind playthrough
Nice! GL
olivia nice asian rich mommy
what did i walk into
olivia scares me
i did not know olivia was asian
olivia thirst i believe
oh hey youve been dead for a while
Also why are those skull emojis so ominous and ambiguous
Me neither
milf bestu
if i marry olivia
victor will call you mom /s
The symbols... What do they mean
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ill be viktor's stepmom




