stardew-valley

[cosmic crypt]

i have a stardew addiction

[dense frigate]

Same

[upper swift]

if you marry olivia wont haley get jealous

[modest ruin]

We all do dont we

[jade beacon]

Oh no..

[upper swift]

Welcome to the grind

[smoky granite]

I literally quit the game because I wanted to eat breakfast and then I just sit here in the chat

[queen merlin]

haley died for her the day she learnt she could marry olivia /s

[jade beacon]

NOO IM SORRY

[queen merlin]

[upper swift]

Forsaken

[manic oar]

time to get to level 100 in the skull cavern~

[queen merlin]

you are not sorry

[jade beacon]

I DIDNT MARRY OLIVIA YET THERES STILL TIME

[queen merlin]

if you were, you would apologise to a cardboard cutout of haley 💀

[modest ruin]

level 100 will be ez pz you got this

[jade beacon]

bet

[queen merlin]

💀

[manic oar]

yeah i'm already on level 80 lmao

[jade beacon]

goodluck!

[upper swift]

next picture we get from strxw is just a haley shrine in their room

[jade beacon]

MWAHHAHAHAHA

[modest ruin]

what if i told you ||you could actually get past level 100||

[manic oar]

i think i already knew that

[jade beacon]

she's so beautiful

[queen merlin]

owo which mod is this?

[modest ruin]

Okay those portraits are nice tbh

[jade beacon]

i think you could search "CL's haley portrait" something on nexus mods

[queen merlin]

i shall

[manic oar]

DCBurgers are my fave but i replace the Elliot portrait with the beard one from orangepie

[modest ruin]

😮 ||what about the fact that you can reach past 2 billions||

[manic oar]

[jade beacon]

the artist is making other bachellorettes portrait

[jade beacon]

dcburgers made clint hot

[manic oar]

RIGHT

[jade beacon]

EVEN WILLY.

[manic oar]

YEAH

i'm over here with dilf fever

[jade beacon]

they are men i shouldn't be down bad for

[modest ruin]

teehee

[dense frigate]

Isn't there better rewards the more you go down or smthn? If so what would you get there

[upper swift]

What
are you saying clint isn't already hot?/j

[jade beacon]

more iridium and prismatic shards? likely a frw auto petters

[jade beacon]

clunt bad 😡😡

[dense frigate]

He's talking about ||sc 2 billion|| though

[modest ruin]

Not necessarily, if anything, for skull caverns i think its just luck based for chest drops, then there are much more prismatic shards and iridium the further you go

[dense frigate]

Agreed, Clunt bad

[modest ruin]

From 80 floors onward you get more iridium

[dense frigate]

So 2b just pure Iridium?

[modest ruin]

2b??

[jade beacon]

dunno, never been there

[dense frigate]

2 billion

[modest ruin]

pure iridium and a bunch of other ores

[dense frigate]

Ah

[jade beacon]

||maybe a thousand blue cowboy hats 💀||

[quiet compass]

No clunt

[modest ruin]

Probably a really high drop rate for prismatics too

[jade beacon]

clunt stinky

[dense frigate]

Clunt 🤢

[modest ruin]

Psh wtf

[manic oar]

yeah i'm getting like 2 or more prismatics per level rn

[upper swift]

Look tbh
Clint isn't the most attractive fellow, but that isn't what makes me dislike him
I can go past appearances
It's his attitude / behavior that makes me not stand him

[dense frigate]

A dream come true

[jade beacon]

they are so common omg

[modest ruin]

go go go get then prismatics

[dense frigate]

What about that he hits on your wife after you get married and he asks you to teach him how to hit on your wife? (and it lowers friendship if you don't teach him how to hit on your wife)

[devout mesa]

Clint just needs more character development i think

[modest ruin]

man the only had i ever got was… none

[jade beacon]

not to mention he flirts at you when you take him to the movies

[manic oar]

can i stream in this server

[dense frigate]

Yeah

[quiet compass]

yeah fr 😭

[upper swift]

idk if that counts as a spoiler but yeah that's a reason why i say his behavior is bad

[modest ruin]

I still never beat the egg festival. I got clapped by sophia in my sve playthrough

[quiet compass]

Oof

[jade beacon]

Is this a date?! gulp

[upper swift]

i think this might count as a spoiler too idk

[frail zenith]

Lets goo!

[dense frigate]

Meh didn't bother to spoiler since everyone talks about it regardless

[queen merlin]

dafaq

[frail zenith]

Level 120 in mines, key obtained

[quiet compass]

If youre tired you can rest your head on my shoulder- like ew 😭

[modest ruin]

Niceee

[dense frigate]

That's Clunt for you

[upper swift]

clint sux periodt

[modest ruin]

Now you can go to the depths of hell

[frail zenith]

12:10am, but got a farm totem so we chillin

[jade beacon]

clunt 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[queen merlin]

no like when does this happen?

[quiet compass]

CLUNT .

[novel thistle]

@quiet compass You leveled up to Shepherd. Wow, you've been talking a lot! Have a prettier, slightly more brag worthy, shade of blue.

[queen merlin]

break his shoulder instead

[quiet compass]

😩😩

[jade beacon]

congrats

[modest ruin]

Facts

Fuck his shoulder

[manic oar]

okay i don't think it's letting me streama in here

[dense frigate]

I'm not quite sure, the asking for advice with hitting on your wife thing happens in the bar for all I know

[quiet compass]

i was trying to do it last night but I physically couldn't type anymore

[frail zenith]

Time to grind magma geodes so i can afford the bundle

[modest ruin]

Wait that came out wrong

[jade beacon]

i just got cowpoke a few mins ago NOW I HAVE THE POWER TO SEND PICTURES.

[queen merlin]

look for it ig

[frail zenith]

GG

[primal nexus]

get cow poke role I think

[upper swift]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-hit-fighting-chop-ninja-hit-gif-14902447

[dense frigate]

I just know about it since a friend of mine sent a clip of a YT they watch getting it, I can send link if you want

[jade beacon]

HARDER 😡😡

[quiet compass]

Cowpoke is the only role that lets you do stuff lol

[serene walrus]

it’s 3 heart event💀

[queen merlin]

sure do that then

[dense frigate]

Alr

[quiet compass]

CHILL

[queen merlin]

[manic oar]

hmmmm ok

[queen merlin]

i thought it was literally him saying teach how to hit on wife

[manic oar]

wonder how many messages i have to send to get that role

[frail zenith]

Got the 6 heart cutscene of Shane drunk in his room

[quiet compass]

Its only lvl 5

[jade beacon]

maybe not much? i just joined yesterday and got it

[manic oar]

yeet

[modest ruin]

i bought stardew on pc and switch, i bought it digitally on switch and plan to get it as a cartridge on my switch for my second switch

i like this game far more than i ever thought i would

[frail zenith]

Lol I just have it on switch

[jade beacon]

stardew is amazing ill force the world to play it if i had the power

[quiet compass]

I've only sent over 8000 messages 💀

[frail zenith]

Its too addicting for me to get it on pc too

[mint ibex]

I have it on switch but got tired of no mods or animation cancelling so I got it on pc during summer sale

[quiet compass]

good for youuu

[modest ruin]

i bought it after the sale and dont regret it, the dev deserves every penny

[jade beacon]

cant wait for hanuted chocolatier

[modest ruin]

id buy it again for any of my friends

[serene walrus]

:>

[modest ruin]

But my friends are LOSERS and only play fkn call of duty

[mint ibex]

So sorry for your loss Bambi

[modest ruin]

||i play it too||

[queen path]

does flowers die after season change?

[modest ruin]

but at least i play stardew

[jade beacon]

gasps

[heavy onyx]

yes

[upper swift]

https://tenor.com/view/baka-slap-angry-book-hit-him-gif-15696849

[modest ruin]

farts

[quiet compass]

all crops die

[queen path]

so I just plant new one for the bees?

[heavy onyx]

yes

[quiet compass]

yes. in fall plant fairy roses they're the best

[upper swift]

careful, dont want your dog to step on one

[queen path]

I'll do quick search on the best flowers for each season, but if you could recommend some that'll be good

[dense frigate]

Yep

[quiet compass]

Spring: Blue Jazz
Summer: Poppy
Fall: Fairy Rose

[jade beacon]

fairy rose honey 100% for fall

[serene walrus]

fairy rose

[jade beacon]

my dog stepped on a bee

[modest ruin]

i dont wanna leave the chat

[quiet compass]

It stings when I pee

[modest ruin]

Gonna miss you guys but i got work

[quiet compass]

okii bai bai ✨

[serene walrus]

byeeee

[modest ruin]

my eyes burn when i try to see

[quiet compass]

Micheal Jackson teehee

[modest ruin]

I can stay for a while actually

Slow day

[dense frigate]

I have no clue how to respond to that

[quiet compass]

Mmm

[modest ruin]

I think you mean heehee

[jade beacon]

its okayy, do ur work and we'll see ya soon

[quiet compass]

Probably

[modest ruin]

shh im staying

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/nyan-cat-cat-kawaii-cat-nft-cute-gif-24090379

[modest ruin]

Its a slow day at work

[dense frigate]

😲

[jade beacon]

do something memorable so ppl can remember u or sumth

[modest ruin]

What should i do

[jade beacon]

idk man

[cosmic crypt]

I cant put the items into the fall bundle thing, what happens if I cant

[modest ruin]

i can give someone nitro for free and then you will all remember me

[dense frigate]

Omg!

[gloomy mist]

That's not worth it

[modest ruin]

Are you sure its the right bundle

[jade beacon]

what-

[dense frigate]

Fall bundle?

[cosmic crypt]

Yeah

[dense frigate]

It could be a dif bundle yeah

[modest ruin]

tbh 5 dollars is no biggie for me and im feeling like santa claus

[cosmic crypt]

Im sure do I need all the items before doing it?

[mint ibex]

Which bundle is it and which items do you have?

[dense frigate]

Just too nice

[mint ibex]

No

[gloomy mist]

U say that and then uve given 30 diff people in the server nitro 😭

[jade beacon]

whattt do something else

[dense frigate]

Is it the right rarity
Do you have the right amount?

[jade beacon]

i can be knowned somewhere for being a huge clunt hater 😡😡😡😡

[modest ruin]

Thats only 150 dollars sweats profusely

[dense frigate]

Only 150 dollars

[modest ruin]

Promise me you guys wont forget me zz

[gloomy mist]

It adds up

[serene walrus]

only💀

[gloomy mist]

Who r u

[dense frigate]

Just a casual 150 dollars

[cosmic crypt]

yeah

[dense frigate]

Hm

[modest ruin]

i thought we bonded as carats

[jade beacon]

if u remember me then sure 😌

[modest ruin]

I remember everyone i talk to

[gloomy mist]

oh em gee

[modest ruin]

Just tell me your names

[gloomy mist]

I dont I forget so quickly

[modest ruin]

or dont, thats up to you

[quiet compass]

i dont think giving away money is a good way to be remembered but okay 😋

[jade beacon]

its in my bio

[modest ruin]

aint no way you forgot me x

[modest ruin]

hi sai

[jade beacon]

Mr beast

[gloomy mist]

that's why I keep my name the same for over a year now bc I cant recognise people who change their name

[gloomy mist]

Emo font as well

[quiet compass]

okay but he also makes interesting content 😭

[dense frigate]

💀

[gloomy mist]

𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝖘𝖛𝖙

[jade beacon]

true dat

[manic oar]

level 95 eeeee

[modest ruin]

Ill change my user profile on this server

[quiet compass]

eeeee

[gloomy mist]

NOO ITS FUNNY

[serene walrus]

just literally be here often and people won’t forget you haha

[gloomy mist]

Who tf is james

[modest ruin]

AHAHA NEVERR

[gloomy mist]

This is not true

[jade beacon]

who james

[modest ruin]

My actual name is james, bambi is what my gf calls me

[gloomy mist]

I remember like two people hear

[gloomy mist]

my profile name is my real name

[quiet compass]

not a boyliker 😔 /lh

[modest ruin]

what a poosi slayer

[jade beacon]

thats cute my gf calls me "stupid b*tch" 💕💕

[modest ruin]

Same though

[quiet compass]

hot <3 sounds like a haley moment

[serene walrus]

that’s just you lol

[dense frigate]

I knew it! I knew your name was 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙-𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗69#3419!!

[modest ruin]

We love it

[gloomy mist]

not the full government namr

[dense frigate]

Ah, what's the full name?

[gloomy mist]

And my pfp is me so 🤑

[quiet compass]

L

[jade beacon]

women that can kill me 🥺

[modest ruin]

CAP

[manic oar]

same

[quiet compass]

SO TRUE 😩

[modest ruin]

I know who it is AND YOU KNOW IT BEASTSLAYER69!

[jade beacon]

CAP

[quiet compass]

CAP

[modest ruin]

beastslayer speaks the most cap

Everyone call cap!

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-cap-check-gif-24989004

No

[dense frigate]

What do you mean by that

[modest ruin]

I brought my switch so i can play stardew valley at work during my shift later

[jade beacon]

CAP🧢🧢🧢

[quiet compass]

Stardew isnt animal crossing thankfully

[gloomy mist]

Excuse you

U have no proof

[modest ruin]

I love both, dont slander

[quiet compass]

Neither do you

[modest ruin]

Let me find that exact photo of mingyu

[dense frigate]

Damn

[quiet compass]

Im not slandering I just want a break from the anxiety ac gave me

[gloomy mist]

Rude

[quiet compass]

and being able to go at my own pace whenever I want is nice

[jade beacon]

exposing beastslayer69 (GONE WRONG) 100% REAL

[dense frigate]

How does an air conditioner give you anxiety

[gloomy mist]

Yeah i do watch

Aju nice 🕺

[jade beacon]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[quiet compass]

najfnsnsnfns in animal crossing every day im expected to go on and do a bunch of stuff which makes me a lot more anxious than stardew as I can just go on whenever and make progress

[modest ruin]

I cant find it, you are lucky

[gloomy mist]

🤭

[unreal plank]

hii

[dense frigate]

Ah

[jade beacon]

use saucenao or google mage search

[jade beacon]

HELLOO

[gloomy mist]

hi neeko 🌟

[gloomy mist]

it's on weverse they're not a true carat

FAKE CARAT ALERT

[modest ruin]

😮 아주 Nice

[gloomy mist]

true

[modest ruin]

im not fake, at least im not saying im mingyu

[quiet compass]

HELLO

[jade beacon]

i am the most original here

[modest ruin]

mo

Mooooooooooooooooo

[quiet compass]

dumbass cow

[modest ruin]

Damn

[jade beacon]

cow: :(

[manic oar]

made it to level 100!

[modest ruin]

Niceee

[jade beacon]

congratsss

[modest ruin]

On a real note though, who needs nitro

[quiet compass]

i do but I don't accept handouts from kittens 😳✋

[devout mesa]

Man the hardwood grind is tedious

[manic oar]

HEY ADVENTURER I KNOW WE'VE NEVER MET BUT GO DRINK MY SPECIAL MILK

[quiet compass]

Are you on mobile?

[cosmic crypt]

How do I donate

[devout mesa]

Switch

[cosmic crypt]

to bundles

[modest ruin]

Im not a kitten

[devout mesa]

Im waiting for mahogany trees to grow

[quiet compass]

Plant mahogany trees w tree fertilizer

[south scroll]

Community Center

[modest ruin]

and thats fine, someone else will accept

[devout mesa]

Take them to the cebter

[quiet compass]

Ah. Yeah just plant a bunch lmao

[quiet compass]

Youre a full ass cat then huh

[modest ruin]

Just go to the secret woods everyday

[novel thistle]

@modest ruin You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[devout mesa]

I could take the nitro. Mostly for the file size increase

[modest ruin]

AM COWPOKE

[cosmic crypt]

OK

[devout mesa]

Im doing thagmt

[south scroll]

Nice

[devout mesa]

O get like 8 a day

I need 200

[dense frigate]

Gg

[modest ruin]

mewow

[quiet compass]

Secret woods give 12 a day at least

[modest ruin]

[jade beacon]

james:

[modest ruin]

meow

[quiet compass]

💀

[modest ruin]

LMAO

[jade beacon]

[quiet compass]

@modest ruin

[gloomy mist]

proof?

[modest ruin]

Why am i being bullied

I would never dress like that

[quiet compass]

damn

[devout mesa]

The cat is drippin

[jade beacon]

sad

the cat has drip

[modest ruin]

this is actually me

[jade beacon]

james is small

[modest ruin]

Yeah im actually pretty short, my girlfriend is taller than me 😏

[modest ruin]

fk off 🥹

All my tall friends are younger than me

[quiet compass]

L

[jade beacon]

[quiet compass]

Little boy energy

[modest ruin]

Not an L, i prefer taller women

I love the height difference

[quiet compass]

I prefer women

[jade beacon]

i prefer women when blonde

[quiet compass]

Haley 😩😩

[jade beacon]

[quiet compass]

[modest ruin]

Ive never talked to strawberry before and they insist on bullying my existence

[manic oar]

abigail is hottest bachelorette

[modest ruin]

What have i done wrong

[modest ruin]

AGREED

[dense frigate]

Only interesting thing about her is that she eats rocks

[manic oar]

i got a thing for ppl with long dark hair

[dense frigate]

[modest ruin]

She eats amethyst

[manic oar]

yeah not him

[dense frigate]

That's it

[modest ruin]

Amethyst is one of her favorites

[manic oar]

that's a child

[modest ruin]

And quartz

[quiet compass]

FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE

[gloomy mist]

me when i was 8

[dense frigate]

Only cool thing about her is she eats minerals

[modest ruin]

Wdym from 💀

[quiet compass]

ROSE QUARTZ???

[gloomy mist]

I loved him

[jade beacon]

💎 🪨 🍴

[modest ruin]

Never, only original quartz

[modest ruin]

I gave her my only diamond and she ate that too

[dense frigate]

👍

[quiet compass]

Garnet amythest and pearl... and a diplomatic tyrannical oppressor!

[jade beacon]

NOM NOM NOM

[modest ruin]

nomnomnomnomnomnomnon

[queen merlin]

what in the frick did i walk into

[quiet compass]

Lesbian zone

[jade beacon]

ehe

[queen merlin]

i mean same but

[quiet compass]

[jade beacon]

this is the price of missing out

[dense frigate]

[quiet compass]

[modest ruin]

Me watching stardew valley videos

[jade beacon]

my literall flair in the offical stardew subreddit is "Haley simp, enthusiast, defender"

[quiet compass]

Who r you watching

[modest ruin]

Wickedy

[quiet compass]

mmmm

[modest ruin]

ezlily,

[queen merlin]

marry all the bachelorettes

[jade beacon]

YES OMG WHY ISNT SHE AT THE STARDEW TOURNAMENTS

[queen merlin]

sell it, honestly not much else use

[modest ruin]

i watch a lot of stardew valley youtubers

[quiet compass]

I remember watching ezlilyy when she had a very small number of subs 😋

[modest ruin]

I love her channel, shes so informative and is def a pro at the game in terms of how much she knows

[jade beacon]

i remember dangerouslyfunny

[queen merlin]

same

[modest ruin]

Og fann

[quiet compass]

Who doesnt

[jade beacon]

why doesnt he post anymorr

[quiet compass]

He got burnout lmao

[jade beacon]

dont you need coral for ||obelisks?||

[modest ruin]

I like watching waligug too

[jade beacon]

he was the best stardew content creator

[queen merlin]

ah ye beach one but pretty common

[jade beacon]

HALEY SLANDER 😡😡

[modest ruin]

haley sucks x

[queen merlin]

he was the most popular before moving on from it

[jade beacon]

you are a big poopyhead

[quiet compass]

Yeah and then he decided he wasn't having fun and was mentally drained so he started to do something he enjoyed more and, even if it is mobile games, he is making the bag fr

[modest ruin]

You are a small peepeehead

[quiet compass]

This is why I choose to bully you

[modest ruin]

Fun fact, idk why i thought it was a good idea let alone funny, but my first username for minecraft as a kid was poophead321321

[jade beacon]

ohh, well i respect his desicion. Hopefully hes alr

[cosmic crypt]

Okayy this is a dumb question butttt can there be gay relationships LMFAO

[quiet compass]

are you a basic white boy

[modest ruin]

Yea

[jade beacon]

mine was strxw

[queen merlin]

[quiet compass]

i think DF has made 2 stardew videos since his big quit

[modest ruin]

pewpewpew

[devout mesa]

I always forget how little energy you have early game

[quiet compass]

yes 😋

[jade beacon]

strxw because i like strawberries 😌

[quiet compass]

YOU LIKE ME 😩

[serene walrus]

yesss i’m so happy i can marry abigail as a girl :)))))

[jade beacon]

I DO? 😳

[cosmic crypt]

love that

[quiet compass]

Gasp JUMPSCARE

Im so glad concerned ape through homosexuality into his game as a side option

[jade beacon]

omg gae

[surreal wasp]

Gae

[jade beacon]

gae

[quiet compass]

gay

[jade beacon]

gae pooferfish

[quiet compass]

gae ape

[devout mesa]

Stardew pufferfish

[modest ruin]

Mever

[serene walrus]

[jade beacon]

gae phrog

[quiet compass]

Never? Are you homophobic 😟

[serene walrus]

[modest ruin]

I was joke, im an ally and am pan myself

[jade beacon]

james is homophobic?!?! (heart broken)

[cloud flume]

Lol

I'm bi myself lol

[modest ruin]

stop spreading misinformation :((

[quiet compass]

Sadge 😖

[quiet compass]

nice

[jade beacon]

we just messing around dw dw

[magic geode]

hallo

[quiet compass]

personally I dont have a sexuality im just kinda doin whatever I want

[modest ruin]

im hurt

[ebon timber]

Lmao sap from the travelling cart costs 700g

For one sap

[cloud flume]

I'm at 5 hearts for Shane almost at Blue Chickens

[quiet compass]

We were ? /j

[jade beacon]

wait until you see stone

[jade beacon]

helloo

[surreal wasp]

What a steal /j 😍

[quiet compass]

1 fertilizer = 1500g
hmmm yes good deal

[ebon timber]

Hmm yes

[serene walrus]

great deal tbh can’t get it anywhere else/j

[jade beacon]

best smuggler 💃✨

Pierre's shop is a SCAM 😡😡

[quiet compass]

I'll smuggle you

[queen merlin]

must be high quality sap

[ebon timber]

Oh right I forgot that

[jade beacon]

😳😳

[queen merlin]

if you are on day 7 then i would refrain from it

[spring bison]

From Africa to America

[ebon timber]

What better than joja

[spring bison]

Illegal immigrant

[manic oar]

gross please don't

[magic geode]

anyone wanna start a co op in sdv

[surreal wasp]

I've hit my first winter 😍 😍

[quiet compass]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[cloud flume]

I have like 50K and I'm in winter year 1 day 5 😢

[jade beacon]

LMFAO sorry 😭😭

[queen merlin]

cranberries won't give max profit

[spring bison]

Apologies

[ebon timber]

Mates sad

[queen merlin]

pumpkin or smth should still be good

[ebon timber]

No

[manic oar]

jokes about slavery are not cool

[surreal wasp]

Time to grind in the mines

[spring bison]

Pumpkins are Pumpkins

[queen merlin]

yeah pumpkins you should get

[surreal wasp]

Wait who said that?

[spring bison]

You can make a mask out of pumpkins somehow

[manic oar]

@surreal wasp

[spring bison]

Still sucks we can't eat pumpkins

[carmine umbra]

And im finally back TwT

[quiet compass]

Welcccyy

[jade beacon]

welcomee

[carmine umbra]

Thank you thank you

[surreal wasp]

Oo buy 9 and put them in a grid so they can become one big pumpkin!

[jade beacon]

Haley when:

[ebon timber]

How come 1 piece of bread costs as much as fish stew

[surreal wasp]

Pov: everyone upcharges you

[ebon timber]

Fish stew is 225 101 and 3 fishing level

[quiet compass]

Haley now:

[carmine umbra]

Abigail when:

[ebon timber]

Bread is 50 and 22

[quiet compass]

ACK

[spring bison]

r/techncallythetruth

[fierce herald]

Why on earth would somebody make this

[modest ruin]

Thats a 1% chance to happen for every 3x3. if you plant 9 3x3s thats about 81 crops worth. Each still having 1% chance to have the big crop. Its very unlikely to happen argh

[jade beacon]

what the hell does seb do with the forzen tears ii give him

[carmine umbra]

Strawberry should i plant that nevgon flower in game?

[quiet compass]

Reposting this here

[jade beacon]

ohno

[fierce herald]

Drink them when he’s to lazy to get water

[carmine umbra]

Where family guy grandpa

[quiet compass]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

sorry to bother but i was told i can ask questions here?

[carmine umbra]

Okay thx

[carmine umbra]

Yes u definitely should! Ask away

[jade beacon]

yes

[carmine umbra]

No no, not that question

[jade beacon]

h a ll e e e yy yy yy

fight me 💃💅✨

[manic oar]

abigail

[quiet compass]

Haley she can literally attempt to murder me and id still love her

[jade beacon]

wrong

[fierce herald]

Shhh you don’t wanna start that

[surreal wasp]

I really like Emily

[cobalt hare]

so i got the game for switch so i can play on my flight back from japan which is long, i was recommended it. but i cannot figure out how to water my plants and each time i'm trying to water it i collapse of exhaustion and now my crops have died?

[jade beacon]

she gets better, still keeps her broken camera even after marriage

[spring bison]

||Krobus||

[quiet compass]

No

[surreal wasp]

YEAAAH

[spring bison]

Best Bachelor is|| Krobus||

[carmine umbra]

Im glad so many peep are haley enjoyer here

[jade beacon]

basic and overrated imo

[surreal wasp]

I just met him

[quiet compass]

An enjoyer in MANY ways

[jade beacon]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY REDDIT??

[quiet compass]

I saw it :0

[manic oar]

i have the polyamory mod so i can date as many ppl as i want

[jade beacon]

i comment 24/7 on every haley post i see

[fierce herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[modest ruin]

Use y to water your plants, use it again at your little pond of water when you run out of water. Bottom left will tell you when you are really exhausted before bottom right energy bar depletes.

[spring bison]

I don't like any of the bachelors or bachelorettes, They all suck.

[jade beacon]

she knows what shes worth thats why she doesnt want a weird farmer like us who can talk to fish 💃✨

eats raw seaweed

its for her face idk

[carmine umbra]

...super cucumber-

[spring bison]

So Willy requesting fishes isn't fishy?

[cobalt hare]

see i tried that like i did for the tilling but it just shows a teardrop

[spring bison]

What about Lewis with the Truffle Oil

[ebon timber]

Guys I got two hearts with leah

[jade beacon]

definitely sus

[quiet compass]

Refill the water at a water source

[ebon timber]

Should I go art show or internet

[jade beacon]

art show

[cobalt hare]

water source..?

[modest ruin]

Are you sure your watering can is being replenished

[jade beacon]

mayo, or community center

[manic oar]

a pond

[modest ruin]

Go to the little pond of water on your farm

You can click y on the water source

[cobalt hare]

how do i make a pond

[serene walrus]

pond, river, well, basically anywhere that has water :P

[modest ruin]

There is already a pond

[jade beacon]

• the sink inside the upgraded house

[serene walrus]

[quiet compass]

SHHH MAAM THAT ISNT RELVANT

[cobalt hare]

where is the sink?

[jade beacon]

IT WORKS

[modest ruin]

Which farm did you pick

[jade beacon]

if you have an upgraded house , it adds a kitchen

[quiet compass]

yeah but if you can't water crops you dont have no upgraded house 💀

[cobalt hare]

i called it pierre's farm

[modest ruin]

…

[quiet compass]

AJDJEJAJDNRSJDJFEN

[serene walrus]

no what farm type

[rich orbit]

i have made it to fall

[jade beacon]

blursed farm

[quiet compass]

Probably standard

[quiet compass]

WOOO!!

[cobalt hare]

like a crop farm but i'm hoping i can get animals too once i am able to water the crops

[modest ruin]

You can get animals once you listen to us 😠

[quiet compass]

I cant tell if they're trolling

[modest ruin]

Okay, walk around your farm

[jade beacon]

no they are newbies 😭😭

[quiet compass]

James stop youre being rlly aggressive 😭

[modest ruin]

Find the water source, it is REALLY hard to miss

[quiet compass]

NO IM 💀💀 SORRY

[modest ruin]

Im not, i just want to help them

[quiet compass]

usually water is blue

[jade beacon]

you can only angry face when clunt 😡😡😡

[quiet compass]

yeah fr or Haley hate

[jade beacon]

fall?

[modest ruin]

Go into your mushroom cave

[cobalt hare]

i fixed it, i setup a new farm and my watering can works now

i still can't find the sink though

[modest ruin]

your watering can always works

[jade beacon]

😭😭

[modest ruin]

Theres nothing that can break your watering can

[manic oar]

you have to upgrade your house for a sink

[modest ruin]

Sad 😭

[jade beacon]

you can have A SINK if your HOUSE is UPGRADED 😌

[serene walrus]

it’s there after you upgrade your house you don’t start with it

[quiet compass]

YOU CONFUSED THEM

DUMBASS 💀

[jade beacon]

LMFAOO I DIDNT MEAN IT

[cobalt hare]

like DLC?

[manic oar]

no you talk to robin

[modest ruin]

okay you have to be trolling

[south scroll]

What's going on??

[quiet compass]

BAHAHAHAHAHGAA

[quiet compass]

WHEJWABKEJWENJDDHR

[modest ruin]

Theres no way this person is this silly

[quiet compass]

STOP

[manic oar]

robin will build your barns and coops and upgrade your house

[manic oar]

be nice omg

[jade beacon]

HIS NAME IS PIERRE TOO

[manic oar]

holy shit

[queen merlin]

whose

[cobalt hare]

where is robin? i'd like a sink

[south scroll]

Wtf is going on?

[fierce herald]

Okay

[modest ruin]

i have been, ive given them everything they needed to know, and it was completely ignored

[jade beacon]

helping a newbie but its getting really confusing so we dont know if he's trolling

trolling*

[quiet compass]

Don't bother

[manic oar]

she's in a house near the mountains. you need a lot of money, wood, stone to upgrade your house

[quiet compass]

@modest ruin what year/season r u on

[modest ruin]

Im not going to baby someone who seems to be blissfully ignorant of simple instructions

[modest ruin]

About to reach year 2*

[crude tapir]

damn

[quiet compass]

sooo summer? 💀

Oop okay

[modest ruin]

YEAR TWO I MISS TYPED

[cobalt hare]

sorry, english is my third language and i am not so good with it so sometimes i misunderstand

[jade beacon]

season 2 of what

[modest ruin]

Okay, we could have started off with that

[quiet compass]

SEASON TWO OF STRANGER THINGS??

[manic oar]

james you're being a total dickhead tbh

[modest ruin]

alright

[manic oar]

it costs zero dollars to just be nice

[south scroll]

I'm too tired for trying to fix this shit

[quiet compass]

yeah I mean if you're gonna help ppl don't rage 😋

[manic oar]

and understanding

[jade beacon]

Press y at water source can filled and done 👍

[south scroll]

Good luck guys

[silver bolt]

bought stardew late last night and i think im addicted
already 8 hours played 😬

[distant sphinx]

fill me in panda what's going on here

[obtuse thunder]

Does anyone know if a friend can open the server that I have created in cooperative?

[serene walrus]

hiii panda :)

[quiet compass]

We all fall into this trap

[crude tapir]

somebody wants a sink?????

[modest ruin]

and it costs zero dollars to understand i filled them in on literally everything i could have

[quiet compass]

#multiplayer-lfg-old

[jade beacon]

for anyone wondering

[distant sphinx]

this is awfully dramatic for a sink

[modest ruin]

i tried, i really did, and because im being honest, you called me a dickhead

[crude tapir]

peachy (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

[serene walrus]

☆⌒(≧▽​° )

[modest ruin]

thats just really unfair

[crude tapir]

IKR 💀

[quiet compass]

We love peachy

[distant sphinx]

peaches are good for you

[jade beacon]

IM SORRY I MADE NEWBIE CONFUSED BY A SINK

[serene walrus]

[cobalt hare]

hey guys it's okay i don't need a sink i'll figure it out myself

[modest ruin]

What languages do you speak? That we can better help you understand with

[quiet compass]

ITS OKAY LUV

[cobalt hare]

thanks for the help and sorry for causing any chaos ^^

[obtuse thunder]

¿Alguien sabe si un amigo puede abrir el servidor que creé en modo cooperativo sin que yo lo abra?

[modest ruin]

Its not your fault pierre

[quiet compass]

Inglés

[jade beacon]

yes, forage in fall

[manic oar]

yes by foraging in fall

[obtuse thunder]

Does anyone know if a friend can open the server I created in co-op without me opening it?

[serene walrus]

yes ofc on the ground during fall

[manic oar]

bout to start year twooooo let's go

[quiet compass]

Yussss

[modest ruin]

No, you have to open server and always active when they want to join

You cant be offline when they want to join

[jade beacon]

alr im gonna take my beauty nap

[modest ruin]

Nap well <33

[jade beacon]

when i wake up i will hate on clunt 😡😡😡

[quiet compass]

with Haley??

[jade beacon]

i wish

[quiet compass]

Same

[surreal wasp]

||Should I get mushrooms or bats|| I don't think I have to spoil this but I will in case

[obtuse thunder]

ok ; (

[surreal wasp]

I love clint 😭 😭 😭

[quiet compass]

Get rats

[crude tapir]

rats 💀

[modest ruin]

Have fun!!

[quiet compass]

sevEN FOOT FRAME RATS ALONG HIS BACK

[surreal wasp]

NO-

[crude tapir]

mushroom for early money and energy
bats for gifting and cc

[jade beacon]

we cannot get along then /j i think u r cool

[modest ruin]

WHEN HE CALLS YOUR NAME IT ALL FADES TO BLACK

[serene walrus]

Mush = money + energy
Bat = quicker cc + gifts
but it’s really your choice tho do whatever ya want

[quiet compass]

WHEN HE SEES YOUR DREAMS AMD FEASTS ON YOUR SCREAMS (heyyyy)

[surreal wasp]

Hmm MONEY TIME BABYYYY

[obtuse thunder]

yes thanks

[modest ruin]

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NOOOO we dont talk about BRUNOOOO

[jade beacon]

yes

[serene walrus]

post cc no allowed here pls delete

thank you

[jade beacon]

sorry

[surreal wasp]

This conversation never happened straw

[jade beacon]

i forgot this was new farmers

[jade beacon]

STRAW?? 😭😭

[cerulean warren]

HE TOLD ME MY FISH WOULD DIE, THE NEXT DAY, DEAD

[surreal wasp]

IS THAT NOT YOUR NAME?

[serene walrus]

np :)

[jade beacon]

ITS SHORT FOR STRXWBERRY

[fierce herald]

NO NO

[surreal wasp]

OHHH

[jade beacon]

lmfao its fine 🥤

[surreal wasp]

Sjsm

[spiral topaz]

how do I make my chickens love me

[modest ruin]

no no noo he said id grow a gut and just like he said’

[jade beacon]

pet em

[fierce herald]

HE TOLD ME ALL MY HAIR WOULD DISAPPEARNOW LOOK AT MY HEAD

[jade beacon]

i sleep

[cerulean warren]

YOUR FATE IS SEALED WHEN YOUR PROPHECY IS READ

[cedar zodiac]

Heyyy

[modest ruin]

he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine

[fierce herald]

he told me that my power would grow like the flowers that thrive on the vine

[silent kayak]

yall i went speed

i went with 6 hearts with abigail to 9 hearts

by giving her choco cake on her bday and a bouquet

[modest ruin]

he told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach, betrothed to anotherrr

[silent kayak]

like on the same day which is pog n cool

[cerulean warren]

It's like I hear him now

[cedar zodiac]

Hey sis I want not a sound out of youuuu

[modest ruin]

i can hear him noww

[silent kayak]

cant believe were having a wdtab sing along in a sdv server

[fierce herald]

Oye marionos on his waay

[cedar zodiac]

Lmao

Time for dinnerrrrr

[modest ruin]

umm bruno.yeah about that bruno, i really need to know about bruno, gimme the truth and the whole truth bruno!!

[cerulean warren]

ISABELLA YOUR BOYFRIENDS HEEEEREEE

[modest ruin]

isabellaaa your boyfriends here 😮

[fierce herald]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-abuela-madrigal-abuelita-madrigal-family-mariano-encanto-gif-24553949

[surreal wasp]

Omg linus' birthday is tomorrow what should I get him

[silent kayak]

not to be that guy but u might wanna be careful to stay on topic lol

[fierce herald]

Catfish

[spring bison]

trash

[silent kayak]

he would literally like anything tbh

[manic oar]

hokayyyy first day of spring, what should i plant

[fierce herald]

TOEM FOR DINNER

[spring bison]

Give him trash, He is literally trash so give him trash /hj

[modest ruin]

seven foot frame, (it was my wedding day) rats along his back (we were getting ready) when he calls your name (and there wasnt a cloud in the sky) it all fades to black

bout to recite the whole song

[surreal wasp]

Parsnips, melons and potatoes!

[modest ruin]

😦

[spring bison]

Melons?!

Isn't that on summer

[surreal wasp]

Oh you're right

[fierce herald]

Forage things

[spring bison]

Cauliflowers amigo

[surreal wasp]

I mean cauliflower lol

[silent kayak]

if ur past y1 i say potatoes or cauliflower. mostly strawberries tho

[surreal wasp]

^^^

Money makerr

[quiet compass]

or rhubarb

[cobalt hare]

i accidentally dropped my watering can in the water and it's gone

[silent kayak]

only if uve unlocked the ||desert|| i think ?

[modest ruin]

Not possible

[modest ruin]

What other languages do you speak

[quiet compass]

Ah true I forgor

[dense frigate]

By year 2 that'd be pretty normal

[cobalt hare]

it's literally disappeared when im next to the water

[silent kayak]

ya depends on the player ig

[modest ruin]

not possible

[dense frigate]

Just depends on the pace yeah

[silent kayak]

yaa

[cobalt hare]

how do i fix it?

[modest ruin]

you literally can only lose items by putting it in your trash can in your inventory

[dense frigate]

Leave to reset day

[modest ruin]

^

[dense frigate]

And if you already slept it should be at Lewis's

[modest ruin]

exit to title without sleeping

[quiet compass]

Garlic is stupid as hell tbh

[dense frigate]

Fr

[modest ruin]

I dislike garlic

[cobalt hare]

if i collapsed of exhaustion will reset it work

[quiet compass]

its slightly better than parsnips

But still

[dense frigate]

It's still awful

[modest ruin]

Stop collapsing try to get back home to bed before 2 am

[dense frigate]

Garlic is so bad

[modest ruin]

resetting your day throws back all of your progress including what you did to become exhausted.

[quiet compass]

So rhubarb is the best spring crop for the start of y2 most likely

[shadow sierra]

i used to think garlic good

[rough ridge]

i think wild seed has a good profit

[dense frigate]

Just use strawberries man

[fierce herald]

COFFE ISNT PROFITABLR

[dense frigate]

Nope

[quiet compass]

not everyone has them saved up from y1?

[shadow sierra]

its pretty hard to get rhubarbs before y2 without naming your chickens [432] or something

[dense frigate]

I mean like after the festival not saved up

[modest ruin]

not wild seed itself, but when you turn it into tea sapling theres lots of profit

[rough ridge]

i meant this already

[dense frigate]

This is including cost, the cost is 1k at travelling merchant for those

[shadow crow]

The bus bundle is really easy to do

[fierce herald]

There pretty expensive so people only buy a few and unless you keep them and use a seed maker for y2 it’s pretty hard to buy more since in y2 more content is introduced

[shadow crow]

just money

[shadow sierra]

mone

ppl usually save up money for other stuff

[dense frigate]

This is without including seed cost

[fierce herald]

Also people usually finish the cc in y2

[fierce herald]

Ohhh thanks

[shadow crow]

I got 4 stars in cc during y1

[manic oar]

what's CC

[shadow crow]

Community center

[fierce herald]

Community center

[dense frigate]

Usually yes, but some people could be speed running or taking their time

[manic oar]

oh yeah

[cerulean warren]

Blue jazz is still good to plant bc of lucky lunch

[dense frigate]

Community center yeah

[manic oar]

i finished that y1

[shadow crow]

Nicee

[distant sphinx]

ancient fruit 😃

[manic oar]

i don't think i have any strawberries or strawberry seeds

how get

[dense frigate]

Tbh idk what happened to af on that

[distant sphinx]

egg festival

[modest ruin]

What about starfruit

[distant sphinx]

it takes 28 days to grow so you won't get profit for the season

[manic oar]

F

[shadow crow]

Buy it from Pierre at egg festival

[modest ruin]

starfruit yummy

[fierce herald]

These are the spring crops

[modest ruin]

Oh yeah

[distant sphinx]

you have to set it to gh and extend the time for the calc to work with af

[shadow crow]

Is that why it’s 0 profit on the chart lmao

[modest ruin]

Mhm

[dense frigate]

Oh yeah

[shadow sierra]

strawberry weird

[shadow crow]

Coffee might be a good option if you already have one seed

[modest ruin]

i like chugging triple shot

[distant sphinx]

fuq post cc

[dense frigate]

Yep

[shadow crow]

It dies in fall and you can easily get one without buying them from the mines

[cosmic crypt]

Which one is better Forester or Gatherer?

[dense frigate]

Just inspect element like I just did @distant sphinx

[dense frigate]

Gatherer

[shadow crow]

I go gatherer

[distant sphinx]

gatherer then botanist

[distant sphinx]

too much effort

[dense frigate]

Who does tracker 💀

[distant sphinx]

clueless

[shadow crow]

botanist is one of the best ones because it works with truffles

[dense frigate]

m

[modest ruin]

I still dont get how piggies give us truffles

[serene walrus]

me when i was starting out💀 i didn’t know at the time how bad it is

[dense frigate]

Ye

[distant sphinx]

also no more 3 different stacks 😌

[shadow sierra]

somehow my save corrupted

[dense frigate]

At least you can swap it out

[distant sphinx]

dig from the ground

[shadow crow]

Plot twist the truffles are just pig turds

[distant sphinx]

just like irl

[shadow sierra]

fr where do they get so many, the ground is barren

[distant sphinx]

cry

[modest ruin]

literally

The ground is more empty than my room

[serene walrus]

stop scary

[viscid relic]

why is ancient fruit so low?

[shadow sierra]

fr

[dense frigate]

Takes all season to grow

[distant sphinx]

I will go spam peachy's dms with void dogs and pigs now with me luck :D

[modest ruin]

It takes all season to grow so you only get 3k max from one

[shadow sierra]

its a crop of 3 seasons but it takes 1 season to grow

[cobalt hare]

Goodmorning peachy

[serene walrus]

[dense frigate]

No? You get 0 per season from one since you literally can't even harvest it in time

[viscid relic]

ah ok, I just didnt understand the timeframe of the cart

[shadow crow]

Ancient fruit wine is good

[dense frigate]

Ah

[serene walrus]

good morning :)

[viscid relic]

chart*

[shadow sierra]

its 9 pm rn here

[shadow crow]

Is a green house full of ancient fruit better or starfruit better?

[modest ruin]

I meant you get 3k from one if it even gets to grow, if you plant it as soon as the season starts and speed gro it you will harvest it for sure

[shadow crow]

I go half and half usually

[modest ruin]

Starfruit lmao especially since you have a chance to get multiple harvests from one

[shadow sierra]

ancient fruit, you get 2000-4000 with one wine with artisan profession

[shadow crow]

Getting conflicting info here

[modest ruin]

Thats crazy

[viscid relic]

who did yall first marry

[shadow sierra]

plus u dont need to replant

[dense frigate]

Haley

[shadow crow]

For starfruit are you making it into wine or just selling

[shadow sierra]

[cobalt hare]

MY SWEETUM

[dense frigate]

[cerulean warren]

[cobalt hare]

[viscid relic]

mine too <3

[modest ruin]

[shadow crow]

[viscid relic]

although, krobus is next

[dense frigate]

👍

[modest ruin]

My gf doesnt want to marry me in our world, she wants to marry maru

[manic oar]

i'd like to know too

[cerulean warren]

My other save will be

[serene walrus]

[shadow crow]

Krobus supremacy

[dense frigate]

Rip

[modest ruin]

Its okay hehe

[cobalt hare]

elliott is probably the pickiest bachelor and the hardest to find 😭

[surreal wasp]

Should I choose scout or fighter?

[dense frigate]

WHAT?

[surreal wasp]

^^^

[dense frigate]

LEAH IS THE HARDEST TO FIND WYM

[surreal wasp]

But he's cute

[shadow sierra]

||should i be gay with sebastian or marry abigail (spoiler bc its post cc bridge repair) ||

[astral coyote]

[cerulean warren]

Elliott is defo the hardest to find

[cobalt hare]

NO LEAH IS ALWAYS IN HER HOUSE OR BY THE LAKE

[modest ruin]

Sebastian <<<<<<<<<<<< everyone else

[dense frigate]

Sebby

[manic oar]

this is why i have a mod that shows the location of everyone on the map

[modest ruin]

id rather bang gunther than be with Sebastian

[carmine umbra]

Oh, is it spouse wars again?

[surreal wasp]

^^^

[cobalt hare]

elliott gets out of his house at 11 am and goes to some god forsaken void

[modest ruin]

Yes, npc map locations

[distant sphinx]

how is it a spoiler?

[shadow sierra]

ok thanks but ill probs have krobus as roommate instead

[dense frigate]

If you don't have friendship with her she literally doesn't exist

[cerulean warren]

I have tons of unfulfilled requests from Elliott bc I can never find the dude

[shadow sierra]

pendant

[shadow crow]

I haven’t actually done a gay marriage before

[carmine umbra]

Thats a different bridge..

[distant sphinx]

you didn't spoiler that 💀

[shadow crow]

That’s surprising

[serene walrus]

pendant isn’t a spoiler

[dense frigate]

LOL

[distant sphinx]

lol

[carmine umbra]

Lmaoo

[surreal wasp]

^ this when someone can pleaseee

[serene walrus]

haha

[shadow crow]

xdd

[shadow sierra]

:sob;

[carmine umbra]

Fighter

[serene walrus]

fighter

[surreal wasp]

Alr

[distant sphinx]

scout for dagger and hammer and fighter for sword

[carmine umbra]

Fighter early on

[dense frigate]

But "should i be gay with sebastian" is?

[shadow crow]

Daggers kinda op ngl

[cerulean warren]

If you use sword, fighter, if you use club or dagger, scout

[shadow sierra]

hi i am i want to [74]

+1 Prismatic Shard

[distant sphinx]

hahaha no

if they could attack in all 8 directions then maybe

[serene walrus]

lol not that either i didn’t read up

[shadow crow]

It’s hard to hit but if you land the ability nutty damage

[dense frigate]

Oh lol

[shadow sierra]

im the

[distant sphinx]

you can get a oneshot build in the lategame but you still get hit too often

[shadow crow]

Downsides are It’s hella hard to hit and you can’t do much while ability recharges

[languid python]

guys, where can i find better sword than the lava sword?

[dense frigate]

||desert||!

[modest ruin]

||there is an end game sword||

[languid python]

ye but where

[dense frigate]

Didn't see that coming

[modest ruin]

i spoilered it at least

[languid python]

is it droppable by a mob or do i have to buy it

[shadow crow]

Kinda droppable in a way

[modest ruin]

||get prismatic shard, go to desert, go in middle of three pillars, boom you holding galaxy sword||

[dense frigate]

So, ||Finish the vault bundle (the coin bundle) to unlock the bus and drive to the desert if Pam is there then go look for a Pshard by fishing or mining or preferably mining in the sc if you have the skull key and go to the pillars at the desert and walk onto it and you'll get the Galaxy sword||

[serene walrus]

||solar essence||

[shadow crow]

||give the dead Dino in the dessert a solar essence||

[dense frigate]

This

[languid python]

do it have to be an exact hour or smthing?

[modest ruin]

Not necessarily

[shadow crow]

Nope

[dense frigate]

Just go there at 9am-5pm I think?

Something like that idk

[shadow crow]

To get to the desert?

[scenic yacht]

what happens to ||krobus's shop after he becomes your roomate||

[modest ruin]

You shop in his pants

[languid python]

thanks ill try and get it

[carmine plank]

hi any recommendation which order should i ggo to prioritize my tool upgrade? i assume picaxe first??

[languid python]

i had one and donated it, so now gotta find another one

[shadow crow]

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