stardew-valley

[cold carbon]

is the real game

you cant blink while playing junimo kart

if you blin that you lose focus

ok guys 4th level of junimo kart

if i die here

then the machine is not gonna be senn again

its going in the river

[trim inlet]

[cold carbon]

real linus moment

[simple grove]

The wiki says certain artifacts only appear in fishing chests "Only if at least 1 artifact has already been found". Does that count things like the Dwarven Scroll and the Ancient Seed that drop from monsters?

[cerulean warren]

Christmas tomorrow

[cold carbon]

abagail play the vilolin

that whale can just go

i hate it

and its stupid bubbles

[floral berry]

Noooo! Got a bad luck day, crow decided to eat seed, and Pierre was closed 😦

[cerulean warren]

Crows are the worst 😶

[plush hearth]

me plant bit me

[distant sphinx]

it's a flute

[near wharf]

stardew valley is the only instance where the weather report being "its gonna be a beautiful, sunny day tomorrow" sucks to hear

[distant sphinx]

me when sprinkler

[near wharf]

i want to catch walleye and eel for cc 😔

[scenic forge]

F

[distant sphinx]

me when rain totem

[cold carbon]

I love junior kart it is the best thing in starde valley it is so much fun

[olive bison]

hello everyone

[near wharf]

i never leveled up foraging

[floral berry]

Also how do I get hardwood on forest farm?

[olive bison]

just started stardew, thinking my wife would enjoy it. She was not into it, kind of a bummer

[marble brook]

it’s not for everyone

me and my boyfriend enjoy it

[olive bison]

nice

[distant sphinx]

copper axe hit the stumps

[cerulean warren]

Leah was my secret santa! 🧡

I LEGIT CRIED

[primal nexus]

#stardew-spoilers

[quaint scarab]

ty, sorry bout that

[pure geode]

heyy where do i get a scythe?

[cerulean warren]

why is Kent sending me bombs in the mail 💀

"This is collecting dust in the toolshed"

[pure geode]

😳

[primal nexus]

you start with kne

[pure geode]

oh

[primal nexus]

one

[pure geode]

lmaoo oh

[primal nexus]

think it is

[pure geode]

lol lemme search my chesr

[primal nexus]

if it's not in your chests have you unlocked the mines

[cobalt hare]

best early game money making method?

[cerulean warren]

Fishing+foraging!

And strawberry seeds

[cobalt hare]

isnt the ||golden scythe at the other room in the caves?||

[cerulean warren]

It's ||at the end of the quarry mine||

[cobalt hare]

oh right

be nice

[primal nexus]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

im a bit slow

||where is the quarry mine again 💀||

[primal nexus]

just spoiled Leah's 20 heart cut scene

[cobalt hare]

||the quarry.||

[cerulean warren]

Have you unlocked ||the quarry||?

From the community center

[cobalt hare]

i did in an old playthrough

i havent played this game since september 2021

my memory doesnt go back that far

i think i remember now

[cerulean warren]

It's to the right of where the regular mine is, keep going and there's a bridge over to it

[cobalt hare]

which bundle is it?

[primal nexus]

uhhhhh

[cerulean warren]

I think its the foraging ones?

I think

[cobalt hare]

that's an easy one

[cerulean warren]

Or crafts

Either one of those

[primal nexus]

crafts is ||greenhouse||

I think

lmao

[cobalt hare]

it cant be crafts

i didnt do that one

[primal nexus]

nope it is crafts

[cerulean warren]

Google says crafts, I think pantry is ||greenhouse||

[hybrid shale]

if i plant caulis on 15 will they grow in time

[cerulean warren]

I only finished the cc like a week ago and I've already forgotten what everything does lmaoo

[cobalt hare]

isnt this a spoiler

[primal nexus]

wait shit

[crude tapir]

lol

[cerulean warren]

can you spoiler images on mobile??

idk how

[crude tapir]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

@cerulean warren To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[cerulean warren]

ty!

[primal nexus]

but yeah it's crafts according to the wiki

[primal nexus]

that's why I spend most of my time in #stardew-spoilers

[cerulean warren]

Seasoned farmers has ppl further along than me even tho I've finished cc, so I'm gonna stay here for now

[cobalt hare]

i spoiled the entirety of the game for myself by going to the wiki

[cerulean warren]

Like I havent gotten to the ||ginger island|| stuff yet and I haven't finished ||skull cavern||

[cold carbon]

i spoilded the entire game watching youtubers

[primal nexus]

same
this was before I even got the game aswell lmao

[cold carbon]

they made me want the game

[cerulean warren]

Oh is it endless??

[primal nexus]

same

[cold carbon]

yes

well no

[crude tapir]

kind of, it has an end but you wont get there w/o any cheats

[cold carbon]

but the last floor is impossible to get to

[tawdry minnow]

why

[primal nexus]

yes and no
it has a bottom of the 32 bit interger

[tawdry minnow]

why impossible

[cold carbon]

its level 2 billion

[tawdry minnow]

holy moly

[primal nexus]

I think it's 32 bit interger

[cold carbon]

yeah

[cerulean warren]

Ah yes level 2 billion

[primal nexus]

where everything is the purple and blue rocks

[cold carbon]

i love purple rocks

[primal nexus]

same

[cobalt hare]

amethyst can be found at your local crystal store

need any other help?

sapphire can also be found at your local crystal store

[cerulean warren]

why does my wife eat rocks

[cold carbon]

amethyst isent rare i it

[cold carbon]

dont judge

[primal nexus]

idk
Abby is weird like that

[cerulean warren]

pls help it's tearing our marriage apart

[primal nexus]

how 💀

[cold carbon]

eats them durin dinner

[cobalt hare]

We don’t know why Abigail eats rock

[cobalt hare]

found from google: "The major sources of Amethyst are from Brazil as geodes within volcanic rocks, Uruguay, South Korea, Russia, United States, and South India."

[primal nexus]

imagine being home for dinner 🤣

[cerulean warren]

"Honey I cooked for us" it's just a bowl of rocks

[primal nexus]

I'm gone from like 10 am to like 10 pm lmao

[cold carbon]

my wife gave me left overs

[cobalt hare]

ahh i love having extremely low energy and not having enough money to do anything about it

[cerulean warren]

Is there anything you can forage for energy?

[cobalt hare]

pfft

you just recommended i do work? how silly

why would i do that when i could just complain?

[cold carbon]

my wife is apart of a mod

[cobalt hare]

i believe there's enough content in the game as is

[cold carbon]

work?!?!

[cerulean warren]

early game I would just obsessively tidy my farm and pass out at 10am

[primal nexus]

first year if I ran out of energy I would just sleep 💀

[cobalt hare]

i dont want to waste my limited days

[cold carbon]

who would i marry without stardew valley expanded

[cobalt hare]

the purple haired one

[cold carbon]

she stinky

[cobalt hare]

🤤

[cerulean warren]

Emily

[cold carbon]

though

[cold carbon]

maybe

but Sohpia has pink hair

way better then purple rock eating one

i married her before

she tried to make me eat rocks

i also saws emily and the others meditating with rocks

[cobalt hare]

i would marry just for the ||stardrop|| (idk if that's a spoiler) then divorce

[cerulean warren]

Omg that's savage lmao

[cold carbon]

thats heartless

i could never

[thin dragon]

Lmao

[cold carbon]

i would never i cant

[cobalt hare]

their fault for trusting me to not be selfish and do things for my own personal gain

[cold carbon]

did you sacrfice the kids

[cobalt hare]

the kids must go

[cold carbon]

||go in the sky||

[cobalt hare]

they'll ask where daddy is and the mom will say "daddy is out getting the milk" whilst i'm over in the mines

[wary hemlock]

if she can munch thru rock then.... 💀

[cold carbon]

where do the kids go if you divorce

[thin dragon]

I would marry penny just for the /14 heart event

[primal nexus]

my ranking of villagers
leah
Abby
linus
Sam
seb
robbin
willy
gus
Evelyn
George
Demetrius
meru
penny
Pam
Caroline
wizard
shane
joja people
Emily
haley
Vincent
jas
pierre
Eliot

[cobalt hare]

dont know dont care as long as i dont have to see them again

[cerulean warren]

they get thanos'd

[primal nexus]

they stay with you

sadly

[cold carbon]

ahhhh

[cobalt hare]

NOO

[primal nexus]

but a p shard can fix that

[cold carbon]

sacrfice

sacrfice

sacrfice

[primal nexus]

just dove them

[cobalt hare]

i like haley

[cold carbon]

get doved noob kids

[cold carbon]

get good kids

[wary hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/tell-me-more-salem-cat-waiting-gif-15388754

[cerulean warren]

should have defended better

skill issue

[cobalt hare]

i married her last playthrough

[cold carbon]

kids need to get good

[primal nexus]

she's alright
just don't like her cause you have to be friends for her to be nice

[cold carbon]

emil insulted my clothes

[primal nexus]

same

[cold carbon]

wish i could sacrfice villagers

[ivory mountain]

Hola, can pc and mac players play together?

[primal nexus]

also why turn off pings

[cobalt hare]

yes id assume so

[cold carbon]

why acnt kids just get good

like there so easy to elimnate

[primal nexus]

yeah
and they do nothing aswell

[cold carbon]

wish i could dove vincent and jas

[primal nexus]

same

[cold carbon]

no kids deserve to be in the valley

[ivory mountain]

I have like 2 posts in reddit that say yes and 2 published articles that say no as of Jan 2021

[cobalt hare]

i think a life cycle for the villagers would be nice

[cerulean warren]

Vincent is definitely one of the suspects for the one who throws rocks at linus

[cobalt hare]

when one dies a new randomly generated one comes to the town

[cold carbon]

i would love to watch Lewis

get old

like grandpa

[cerulean warren]

Evelyn and George would last like 1 season lmaooo

[thin dragon]

If on steam it shouldn't be a problem if lan not sure

[near wharf]

what happens if i fish in the little bubbles in the water

[primal nexus]

oh no my coffee person
they got me a free coffee every day

[cold carbon]

the kids

[thin dragon]

You catch fish faster

[cold carbon]

they block the door

they lock me out of the house i know they do

its there fault they steal my stuff

[cerulean warren]

God not more door blockers it's bad enough when the cat does it

[cold carbon]

they shoudl atleast be ale to grow up to teenagers or something

it would be cool

they could help around the farm

[cobalt hare]

somebody needs to add this as a mod

then i would keep the kids happily

[cold carbon]

want to know the best kid in stardew

[cerulean warren]

That would be so cool
And if you were in a straight marriage the kid could look like both of you

[cold carbon]

||leo|| he the best

[cerulean warren]

And take on some of your spouses personality

[cold carbon]

if you marry abagail then they have a chance of having purple hair

[cobalt hare]

that's not how dyed hair works

[cold carbon]

they dyed it once

and it never faded want to know why

[cobalt hare]

why

[cold carbon]

||because carolines a cheater!||

[cobalt hare]

Abby may or may not be the wizards daughter

[cold carbon]

she is

[thin dragon]

Spoiler i think

Careful man

[cold carbon]

its a theory

so not really

[thin dragon]

There are some text lines

Lol

[cerulean warren]

There's so much hidden drama w the marries couples

Also ||Sebastian||

[cold carbon]

done

[cold carbon]

i know

there so much drama with everyone

[thin dragon]

#vanilla-tech-support

[delicate spindle]

thx

[crude tapir]

if you mean crossplay, nope

[cold carbon]

the amount of secrets that all the chacrters hide

[thin dragon]

[primal nexus]

the player is the only one not keeping secrets 100%

[thin dragon]

The emotes make me cringe

[cobalt hare]

why did you put that in a spoiler

[cerulean warren]

Something doesn't add up with ||shane being Sebastians dad||
||I thought Sebastian was like 20 and Shane maybe 30||

[cold carbon]

i haave no secrets

[delicate spindle]

well it's not necesarrily cross platform, but just different ways to start the game

[primal nexus]

totally

[cold carbon]

except for the couple of kids that meystriously dissapered

[thin dragon]

Ayo

[crude tapir]

then i think it should be possible

[primal nexus]

also the farmer doesn't pay taxes do they

[delicate spindle]

yeh it is i just foind ot

[cold carbon]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

everyone will hear

[thin dragon]

We do not talk abt it

[primal nexus]

the farmers the millionaire and doesn't pay taxes lmao

[cerulean warren]

bc idk if its actually true but apparently ||shane is sebastians father||

[primal nexus]

or most are

[primal nexus]

thats... sus

[cold carbon]

everythings sus

[crude tapir]

thats just a theory im pretty sure 💀

[cerulean warren]

But their ages don't make sense if so

[cobalt hare]

Bro what

[crude tapir]

ikr

[cobalt hare]

you people are wild

[crude tapir]

first time i heard that

[cold carbon]

theres loads of theorys like that

[primal nexus]

robbin likes them young 😳

[cobalt hare]

those are fanfictions not theories

[cold carbon]

don't search stadrew up on wattpad

[thin dragon]

Hair

Everything cuz

[cobalt hare]

Nevermind i misread

still weird af tho

where can i get coal

killing dust sprites in the mines

[thin dragon]

Mine

Uhh

[cobalt hare]

dont think im that far yet

[cerulean warren]

Also there's a machine that makes coal

[thin dragon]

Rocks lol

[cobalt hare]

lvls 41-79 or whatever

im at like floor 15

[cerulean warren]

I think you get it quite early on

[thin dragon]

Just mine rocks lmao

[crude tapir]

dust sprites, monster musk, burglar ring, i prefer lvl aorund 60

[crude tapir]

thats not a reliable way

[thin dragon]

Cap

[cold carbon]

ahhhhh junimo kart shoulent exist

[thin dragon]

Mfs are early on lol

[cold carbon]

40 k points

[thin dragon]

What do you expect

[cold carbon]

no no no

[crude tapir]

getting deeper in the mines lol

[cerulean warren]

junimo kart is so hard

[cold carbon]

i can beat lewis

[cobalt hare]

^

you also find coal bags and minecarts along the way

[crude tapir]

yeah!

those r good

[thin dragon]

Not everyone wants to mine 40 lvls just to get some coal lol

[crude tapir]

bruh

[cobalt hare]

ur gonna need to get there anyways

[crude tapir]

deadass

[cobalt hare]

dont know what ur complaining abt

The stone idea works

No need to argue about it

this is funny

[thin dragon]

I mean

Its not so low of a drop rate

From rocks

[cobalt hare]

i just needed some coal

not a boatload, like 5

[primal nexus]

dust sprites it's very common

[cobalt hare]

you’re going to break rocks anyways as you progress in the mines

[topaz chasm]

kill the rocks

[hasty crest]

Hi, im just new at the game and idk what to do about with what i have at this moment

[cobalt hare]

That would be evil

[cobalt hare]

mines

there's a lot to do still for you

[primal nexus]

easiest way to make money in sdv is to spend lots of money

subscribe for more pro tips

[cobalt hare]

this game is just teaching capitalism

[thin dragon]

Litterly mine rocks

I already said

[cobalt hare]

that is what im doing

[hasty crest]

so, how do i get money?

[cobalt hare]

plant stuff

sell crops or fish

[thin dragon]

Fish.

Most reliable

[cobalt hare]

and while you're planting those crops

fish

like agnos said

[slate adder]

I just started a week ago, go to YT and watch a few new player guides... it will make everything smoother

[primal nexus]

do both

[cobalt hare]

well crops r the most reliable but yea fish in ur free time

[crude tapir]

^^

[hasty crest]

Who do you suggest?

[hasty crest]

That... Have sense lol

[crude tapir]

early game, fishing really helps and by the time you progress youll get more and more crops, doing some quest for some money and also animals

[thin dragon]

While you are not wrong i feel like fishing in early game is far more reliable than planting 10 seeds

[cobalt hare]

Do you know what reliable means?

[primal nexus]

endgame item which stops what you were complaining abt

[thin dragon]

I mean

[timber stump]

y'all are very cool

[cobalt hare]

consistently good in quality or performance; able to be trusted.

[primal nexus]

yw

[slate adder]

There are so many just type it in and then see which personality you like best... I'd also say make sure it isn't too old as there has been some changes

[clever canopy]

does anyone know what is the fastest way to earn coins

[thin dragon]

A source of money that gives income preatty easily

[cobalt hare]

can someone send what cc in spoilers

[thin dragon]

.

[cobalt hare]

what its abbreviation is for

[hasty crest]

Thx man

[cobalt hare]

yea that cant be mentioned here

post cc

all good though

[naive gull]

What's cc

[primal nexus]

shit sorry
thought it was fine if it was in spoilers

[thin dragon]

Uhm

[cobalt hare]

community center

[thin dragon]

Spolier

[tawdry minnow]

i cant wait to finish the cc all i need is an eel and 2 more stupid apples

[thin dragon]

Seasoned farmers for spoilers

[cobalt hare]

don't you learn what that is like 10 days into the game

[cobalt hare]

like 5

[primal nexus]

not spoilers lmao

[tawdry minnow]

fr it is like ive gotten 1 apple from the bats in 1 and a half years

[naive gull]

I bought joja membership

[cobalt hare]

post cc means post community center completion

[thin dragon]

K

Imma remeber this

[tawdry minnow]

i want to light the bulletin board on fire

[thin dragon]

Fruit cave

Sadge if you got shrooms

[gloomy mist]

hi guys im new

[primal nexus]

cc isn't spoilers
anything after cc is
and cc rewards

[gloomy mist]

greenhouse isnt

[cobalt hare]

mentioning the name isnt, mentioning its function is

[primal nexus]

ahh

[thin dragon]

Bruh

[gloomy mist]

i mean

[clever canopy]

what's the fastest way to earn coins?

[gloomy mist]

its a greenhouse

[thin dragon]

Exactly..

[cobalt hare]

doesnt matter

[thin dragon]

Lol

[cobalt hare]

right

[gloomy mist]

what else could the greenhouse do

[cobalt hare]

its the rules

[gloomy mist]

no emily mentions it i swear

[primal nexus]

you do have a poimt

[cobalt hare]

yes but its not said that u can get there in game

[thin dragon]

She got friend

[primal nexus]

be a shrine to Lewis shorts

[timber patrol]

Literally need to take one whole stardew day to organize my chests 😁

[thin dragon]

Rabbits = stonks

[cobalt hare]

rabbits r pretty nice for getting friendship early on

[crude tapir]

yuh

yeah you can get alot from animals

rabbits r more for friendshit/gifting

[cobalt hare]

eh

what panda said

[thin dragon]

They drop pretty useful things

Maybe

Cc

If you didnt

[crude tapir]

then ig you could wait, but getting rabbits early to max friendship is nice too

[thin dragon]

Lol

Exactly

💀

[near wharf]

im looking through my chest almost entirely filled with just fish and i cant find a single sardine how

[crude tapir]

💀

[thin dragon]

Lol

Sardine

[near wharf]

guys i found the sardine

[thin dragon]

Lol

[thin dragon]

Lucky guy

[waxen socket]

Is there a soft cap on the records for fish?

[crude tapir]

💀

[waxen socket]

HAHA

[cobalt hare]

because they hate you

[primal nexus]

rip
pierre is dirty scum

[royal lance]

thats why i stole his daughter

[primal nexus]

lmao

same

[cobalt hare]

damn, his genes r gonna run in your family

[thin dragon]

Thats why i stole him

[primal nexus]

thinking of divorcing so I can marry Penny
get the 14 heart thing
and then divorce and marry leah

[cobalt hare]

good idea but do it with haley

[thin dragon]

💀

[primal nexus]

why
what does Haley do

[cobalt hare]

i can tell u in seasoned farmers if u rly wanna know

[primal nexus]

oh I also forgot abt Emily
you know what imma just marry everyone and get their items

[primal nexus]

sure

[cobalt hare]

just use ur axe?

tough

[near wharf]

why cant i catch any walleyes

[cobalt hare]

they can be annoying

[near wharf]

i havent even run into any

ive been fishing for 8 ingame hours

but ive caught so many super cucumbers

[fiery rover]

do sprinklers work on ||garden pots||

if not then is there any way i can keep my stuff there watered while i upgrade my watering can

[cobalt hare]

those r a spoiler here, and to answer ur question no

[cobalt hare]

water retaining fertilizer

[fiery rover]

ok ty

[cobalt hare]

as long as u dont have a deadline, shouldn't be a problem since crops dont die anyways you'll just miss a day of watering

[near wharf]

just dropped 5k on bait so i dont have to worry about that for a while

[arctic path]

um, my chests in my house disapeared?! i had some and i did a house upgrade and now like 3 are just missing

[near wharf]

check other rooms

sometimes the house upgrades messes the placement up

i found my teddy bear that was in my bedroom in the storage room for some reason

[stark relic]

my new joycons come tuesdayyyyy

my current ones r unplayable

[arctic path]

💀 oh ur right the chests teleported to a dif room

[quiet compass]

YAY

i need new joycons ack

[arctic path]

the chests my calendar and a painting all teleported lmfao

[stark relic]

i think we all do

[near wharf]

yeah lol its a bit annoying fixing it after a house upgrade

[stark relic]

my new joycons and my sdv board game come this week

🤨 🤨

[eternal kite]

-1 speed on a sword is for the sword only or my avatar’s walking speed?

[cobalt hare]

the attack speed for the sword

[sharp yacht]

truffle oil is so tasty

[quiet compass]

Scrumptious

[sharp yacht]

delectable

[near wharf]

thats not that expensive

[thin dragon]

Not really

Only the hardwood

[near wharf]

OH MY GOD

[thin dragon]

I have 16 gold bars laying in my year 1 summer farm chests

[near wharf]

i just realized why i havent been catching a walleye

ive been fishing in the damn ocean

i wasted 2 days on this

[thin dragon]

...

Slime

[sharp yacht]

can’t you go to the uh place to get hardwood

[thin dragon]

Is

A problem

[near wharf]

jay do yk the secret forest hardwood location

[sharp yacht]

the ||secret forest||

[near wharf]

i dont think its spoiler

u can get 20 in 2 days then

[sharp yacht]

you only need 20

[thin dragon]

On the second year shouldn't you already have a ||hut||

[gloomy mist]

tres

[near wharf]

how many oil makers do you need

[ashen flume]

Get those sweet mahogany seeds from it

[gloomy mist]

?

[ember cove]

???

[sharp yacht]

i’m actually an oil maker myself so if you need help lemme know

[thin dragon]

I forgot the name

Slime thingy

[ember cove]

oh

[gloomy mist]

slime hut?

[thin dragon]

Yes

[ember cove]

nvm lol

[thin dragon]

Bruh

[quiet compass]

most ppl don't use slime hutches

[gloomy mist]

i thought u eant the other one i wasl ike

[thin dragon]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[ember cove]

i thought you meant the other one

[sharp yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/kiwiyuno-cat-gif-25248942

[thin dragon]

Bruh

[sharp yacht]

bruhhh

[thin dragon]

Ohh

[ember cove]

you'll get embed perms at level 5

[sharp yacht]

what the boob

[thin dragon]

Ita your first time

Well mb

[quiet compass]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[gloomy mist]

have u not 100%ed the game yet?????????

[sharp yacht]

NOOOOO

[quiet compass]

ASORRY BUT THE CAT WAS CUTE

[gloomy mist]

https://tenor.com/bR9WI.gif

[sharp yacht]

im being trolled

[quiet compass]

there there

[ember cove]

why is it zooming in and out like that 😨

[sharp yacht]

how do i level up

[quiet compass]

....reasons

[ember cove]

by talking

[gloomy mist]

to make sure u have embed

[sharp yacht]

how do i check my level

[thin dragon]

What category

[quiet compass]

By chatting! You'll get there soon if you stick around

[ember cove]

you can check your level in #governors-mansion if you didnt know already

[thin dragon]

E and look at your profile

[ember cove]

!lvl

[thin dragon]

E if you on pc

[ember cove]

?? are you talking about in the game or in this server

[thin dragon]

This is the stardew channel

[ember cove]

no they meant server

[thin dragon]

Should be the game..

Bruh

[ember cove]

well
this is the stardew valley discord server
so in-server levels are pretty relevant too

[sharp yacht]

i meant server lol

i got it im level 2 like a noobie

[thin dragon]

Uhh

This is the channel where we discuss stardew stuff

If i understand corectly

[ember cove]

but your assumption isnt invalid of course

[sharp yacht]

isn’t that like every channel

[thin dragon]

Bruh

[sharp yacht]

on the server lol

[ember cove]

no #adventurers-guild is anything but stardew related

[quiet compass]

yeah such as the the copper shortsword from animal crossing

[thin dragon]

#welcome

[sharp yacht]

so anyways back to Breath of the Wild talk

[quiet compass]

YES

[sharp yacht]

i really like it when zeldor says “it’s minion time”

[thin dragon]

You lvl up by chatting and sitting in vcs

[ember cove]

😭

the owl house ???? hello ??

[sharp yacht]

lolol

[ember cove]

what was that

[quiet compass]

heh

[thin dragon]

[sharp yacht]

im about to finish my first fall season

[quiet compass]

WOOHOOOO

[ember cove]

[sharp yacht]

i mean start not finish wtf

[quiet compass]

Fall music is so good!!

[gray geyser]

Hey

[quiet compass]

so is the atmosphere UGH

[sharp yacht]

im freaking out about winter though

[quiet compass]

i love fall irl and in game SO MUCH

[ember cove]

YEAHH

[quiet compass]

Hello :D

[quiet compass]

Why ? Theres so much time and little do to

[orchid forge]

fighting for my life rn fishing up these lingcods

[quiet compass]

Winter is more of a break/prep month

[sharp yacht]

yeah but how am i gonna make money?

[ember cove]

fishing

[sharp yacht]

oh alright

[ember cove]

uh
you can still plant winter seeds

[quiet compass]

Fishing, ||greenhouse||, growing winter foragables

[orchid forge]

plant winter seeds to grow forageables, fishing, animals

[ember cove]

lots to do in the winter

[quiet compass]

ooo yeah animals are good

[near wharf]

||the little junimo that follows me around cc every time i complete a bundle alone makes me never want to be with jojamart||

[sharp yacht]

can you plant winter seeds before winter starts?

[orchid forge]

if it's their first winter, I doubt they'll have the ||greenhouse||

[ember cove]

i suggest you upgrade your tools in the winter when you're not farming

[quiet compass]

I personally like to do farm design and a lot of mining/npc gifting

[ember cove]

FR <333 i love that little guy

[quiet compass]

mhm. Just puttin it out there

[orchid forge]

that's one thing you can do yes

[orchid forge]

this too

[sharp yacht]

i like your cat pfp

[quiet compass]

mining is a great thing to do if you can

[ember cove]

same i did a lot of gifting

[sharp yacht]

im like level 70 in the mines

[quiet compass]

def finish that ASAP

[orchid forge]

ty! I made the edit myself lol, I like yours too

[sharp yacht]

gonna complete the minecart bundle

[quiet compass]

Finishing the mines and unlocking gold ore especially is crucial

[quiet compass]

mmm nice

[thin dragon]

Cool

[quiet compass]

yeah but getting to the bottom of the mines opens up a whole new world of possibilities! Kinda

[thin dragon]

I like the starfruit

[quiet compass]

i

[thin dragon]

These emotes are so cringe i swear

Gotta love em

[quiet compass]

[ember cove]

</3 how could you say that

[hasty crest]

[thin dragon]

[hasty crest]

They are pretty cool to me

[thin dragon]

[hasty crest]

They have memes

[quiet compass]

the emojis r to die for

[thin dragon]

Oh no

[hasty crest]

[quiet compass]

[trail nest]

hi new farmers

[quiet compass]

it's pogging

[thin dragon]

Hello

[marble brook]

yo

[ember cove]

hello

[hasty crest]

Yes genshin player
But im moving on a little bit

[trail nest]

im gonna be making a farm where i marry elliot. divorce him for leah. and be happy.

[quiet compass]

Genshin :(

[quiet compass]

YES.

[trail nest]

I HATE HIM

[quiet compass]

WHY

ELLIOTT IS AWESOME

[hasty crest]

Who is elliot?

[ashen flume]

That idea is so evil but so good

[quiet compass]

hot writer guy

[rocky plaza]

elliot isnt that bad

[marble brook]

[trail nest]

ugly

[ember cove]

great plan

[trail nest]

ok

[rocky plaza]

penny best wife no need to argue

[quiet compass]

[trail nest]

sure.

[marble brook]

Abigail best

[ember cove]

no i can argue lets fight
i detest penny

[hushed niche]

elliott is jacked though :(

[thin dragon]

Yes budda

[hasty crest]

Ah that ugly long hair guy

[ashen flume]

Here comes the spouse debate

[sharp yacht]

yeah lemme stop you there

[hushed niche]

my favorite spouse is

[ember cove]

cmon

[marble brook]

no

[rocky plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[hushed niche]

krobus

[thin dragon]

Absolutly

[trail nest]

haley.

[ember cove]

universal right answer

[quiet compass]

THANKS LAV

[rocky plaza]

bruh haley has the worst personality

[hasty crest]

I like men, even with average long hair but not that long

[sharp yacht]

lets go

[thin dragon]

Abigail gives me egirl vibes

[ashen flume]

Universal like

[ember cove]

with that about me is it really haley that has the worst personality 🤨

[rocky plaza]

penny wants to get out of that trailer bro

[quiet compass]

my favorite two are Haley and Elliott (Im so hated crying emoji)

[thin dragon]

Ya

[orchid forge]

damn

[ember cove]

hey peachy

[trail nest]

i lvoe haley and hate elliot

[serene walrus]

hii emmi

[quiet compass]

Slay

[hushed niche]

my 2 faves are elliott and seb i think

[orchid forge]

haley is my current wife

[quiet compass]

fair fair

[thin dragon]

Shane

[quiet compass]

Bass is liked by most ppl

[rocky plaza]

i dont have a wife still cuz its winter but im going for penny fs

[sharp yacht]

give her back

[thin dragon]

🗿

[orchid forge]

the original sprites 💀

[trail nest]

beta shane is watching you

[thin dragon]

Gigachad right there

[quiet compass]

beutiful woman

[distant sphinx]

beta shane

[ember cove]

if you can't take me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

[thin dragon]

🗿 🗿 🗿

[hushed niche]

beta shane is a bueaitful bug

[ember cove]

😌

[hushed niche]

insect of some sort

[rocky plaza]

that middle part😩

[ember cove]

insect of some sort 😭

[thin dragon]

Thats his bes i think

[torn bolt]

Pickle

[hearty kettle]

Question, is the best way to make money in any season a crop that reproduces

[trail nest]

ok

[hushed niche]

🥒

[distant sphinx]

Hi Angel

[quiet compass]

blushes

[trail nest]

WHAT

[ashen flume]

Yeah basically,except for beans

[ashen flume]

And corn

[torn bolt]

How are you?

[distant sphinx]

no not really

[ashen flume]

Just do cranberry and blueberry

[thin dragon]

Cc

[hearty kettle]

Cool thanks

[thin dragon]

Noooooooooo

[hearty kettle]

Okay

[distant sphinx]

goog hbu?

[ashen flume]

The berries are good

[thin dragon]

Take beand for cc

[distant sphinx]

strawberry

[torn bolt]

Doing great c: playing some SDV

[ashen flume]

Yeah but i mean for profit

[hushed niche]

cranberry tastes the best

[thin dragon]

Also the bean subreddit forgot the name

[quiet compass]

The best crop in the game is obviously the amazing coffee bean

[near wharf]

rn i have a deluxe barn with 7 cows and 1 goat, what should i fill up the 4 slots with?

[trail nest]

strawberry

[distant sphinx]

300 mods 👀

[ashen flume]

Uhhh crops that end with -berry

[distant sphinx]

sweet gem berry 💀

[ashen flume]

OH NO

[hushed niche]

cool berry

[distant sphinx]

Nils you

[ashen flume]

NOT THE SWEET GEM BERRY

[torn bolt]

Yup! Loving it. Everything looks gorgeous

[rocky plaza]

just got a pearl from the night market submarine what should i even do with it

[distant sphinx]

no more yellow dirt?

[hushed niche]

eat it

[torn bolt]

Exactly lmao

[distant sphinx]

please tell me you don't have yellow dirt

[ashen flume]

Its a universally loved gift,you can tailor a veil with it or ||trade it for a pretty bed||

[hushed niche]

or u can eat it

[distant sphinx]

phew at least that's good unlike your 138g

[thin dragon]

I like yellow dirt

[rocky plaza]

caroline kinda bad bro

[distant sphinx]

*133g

[torn bolt]

lmaaaao. It's day 5 and i just started :c

[hushed niche]

caroline is kind of a milf

[thin dragon]

Gives me switch type game vibes

[distant sphinx]

rich presence will be your downfall

[thin dragon]

Pam

[sharp yacht]

mfw a strawberry isn’t an actual berry

[torn bolt]

HAHA

[thin dragon]

🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿

[hushed niche]

hmmm

[distant sphinx]

bAnAnA

[hushed niche]

what are strawberries classified as then

[ashen flume]

and potatoes arent vegetables and banana isnt a fruit but we dont talk about it

[quiet compass]

Rude

[thin dragon]

Tomato

[hushed niche]

wait what are potatoes

[quiet compass]

idk bestie

[ashen flume]

THE REACTION 💀

[thin dragon]

💀 💀 🗿 we do not talk about the potatoes

[hushed niche]

o-o-o-o-ok

[thin dragon]

Exactly

[rocky plaza]

the physics in the night market submarine kinda dont add up

[hushed niche]

well theres also a wizard and ghosts

[ashen flume]

Physics is something we dont have in stardew valley

[distant sphinx]

acshually the reation was a 🤓 not a 💀

[hushed niche]

ackshually

[thin dragon]

What is physics

What physics

[hushed niche]

physics are for NErDS

[distant sphinx]

wdym you can't freeze time in real life?

[thin dragon]

For nerds

[thin dragon]

Wdym yall dont just press e?

💀 💀 💀

[ashen flume]

Whats this "real life"?i only know the ferngill republic

[trail nest]

WAIT I KNOW THIS MOD

\

[ashen flume]

OH MY GOD????

[hushed niche]

drools

[thin dragon]

Cultured

[scenic forge]

Mods? 🤮

[trail nest]

all sprites

[hushed niche]

if u have the oppurtunity to make pam more of a milf and ur not taking it thats on you

[thin dragon]

Get cultured kids

[tawdry minnow]

~looks away cause i have 74 mods running on my game rn~

[sharp yacht]

is this like pam in the 70s

[thin dragon]

She kinda looks like a hooker ngl

[scenic forge]

Me who hasn't beaten Stardew

[sharp yacht]

wtf

[thin dragon]

Bruh

[scenic forge]

Pam dumb tho

[distant sphinx]

why is this labeled as hot pam in the pam fam server

[thin dragon]

Thirsty

[distant sphinx]

:hotpam:

[hushed niche]

ur going to hell /lh

[hushed niche]

wtf theres a pam fam server and i wasnt invited

[thin dragon]

[distant sphinx]

pam cult has died

[scenic forge]

I've offended many people oh no just cuz I don't like a certain character 😂

[hushed niche]

sorry i had to chnage my pfp back after a second

[trail nest]

do you WANT the invite?

[scenic forge]

I'm getting dossed 😂

[neon bobcat]

This is post-CC content, so I'm going to take it down.

[scenic forge]

Heah?

I heard about it I didn't know

[neon bobcat]

No worries

[scenic forge]

Like just now

[hushed niche]

i mean

[neon bobcat]

Feel free to chat about it in #stardew-spoilers

[sharp yacht]

🤓

[scenic forge]

Oh fuck now I see

My b

[trail nest]

yes or no

[scenic forge]

I'm new still 😁

Shut.

[hushed niche]

i do want it

im one of the pam fam!!!

[scenic forge]

Stardew is my anger management class 🤣

[thin dragon]

Ok

🗿 🗿 🗿

[scenic forge]

💀

Welp I'm gonna go do Stardew things

So long nerds

[drifting field]

have fun!

[hushed niche]

🗿

[scenic forge]

Thank

[shrewd current]

Hello everyone, returning player here with a newbie question. Can one still grow trees in the greenhouse, on the tile area? I planted 2 and they don't seem to be growing... Or am I being too impatient? Just want to make sure before I plant more...

[thin dragon]

Gl!

[thin dragon]

Spoiler

[drifting field]

welcome! where did you plant it?

[shrewd current]

Awesome! And sorry did not think about the spoiler part... 🥺

[thin dragon]

All good

Just delete

[drifting field]

its alright you can talk about it here just need to spoiler tag it

[thin dragon]

The thing

[drifting field]

no need to delete

[thin dragon]

Or edit it

[shrewd current]

Thanks!!

[drifting field]

here's a guide on the places you can plant trees

[shrewd current]

Lumpy: I planted it in the right area, on the line of the one in the pic but one tile in... Any idea if it will grow? 😢

[drifting field]

fruit trees take an entire season to grow

[visual quail]

It should be able to, as long as you haven't placed anything in its 8 surrounding tiles

[drifting field]

mhm there's that too

[shrewd current]

Ahhh, that is probably why, I can't wait... It's the last thing I need to complete all of the bundles

[drifting field]

oooh good luck!

[shrewd current]

Thank you!!

[thin dragon]

Good luck!

[shrewd current]

Those apples elude me... Lol

[eternal kite]

Does Marnie ever put up help wanted posters?

[thin dragon]

Yes she does

Even the wizard does

[sharp yacht]

how many years does it take to complete all the bundles on average

[hushed niche]

hmmm

its kind of hard to say 🤔

[supple glen]

You could do it year 1 but that's speedrunning it

I'd say you could get it all comfortably done in 2

Keep in mind you can buy a lot of the bundle requirements from the traveling merchant

[drifting field]

mhm and there's also a new setting now when you're creating a new game that guarantees a red cabbage appearing in travelling merchant cart in year 1

[hushed niche]

(b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b

[drifting field]

so you could complete the bundles just in year 1

in all my playthroughs i've completed it in year 2

[supple glen]

Ye me too

First year fishing second year cc

[simple grove]

The wiki says certain artifacts only appear in fishing chests "Only if at least 1 artifact has already been found". Does that count things like the Dwarven Scroll and the Ancient Seed that drop from monsters?

[maiden atlas]

some, like the crafts room, vault, and furnace room are relatively easy to complete year one, fish tank and pantry are do-able, and bulletin board, at least I find, is quite difficult.

[rich crest]

[quiet compass]

0. never complete the bundles

[hushed niche]

yeah you can usually finish it on day one of year one

[sharp yacht]

damn

[quiet compass]

Between the ppl who never finish, do joja, or finish before the end of year 1...

thats a lot of ppl who take 0 years to finish the cc

[rich crest]

[normal mica]

Am I new to the game? No
Have I been playing a very long time? Yes
Do I want to go to #stardew-spoilers ?

No

[distant sphinx]

yep

[quiet compass]

You can use both

[normal mica]

It’s better here.

[quiet compass]

fr

[normal mica]

Wiki is Scary.

[quiet compass]

naw

The wiki is my bestie

[normal mica]

So are people who know the game too well.

[quiet compass]

i need to search when elliott leaves his shack for the 3rd time

[serene burrow]

do ruby rings stack?

[quiet compass]

yes

[serene burrow]

so if i equip 8 i get 80%?

[hushed niche]

teehee i memorized it

[quiet compass]

yeah I did too but

it was just an example

[hushed niche]

fair (°▽°)

[quiet compass]

You cant equip 8

[cerulean warren]

I could never romance Elliott he's too damn hard to find

[quiet compass]

Theres only 2 ring slots bestie

[serene burrow]

na i got a mod for it 👀

ok so 80% got it ty

[hushed niche]

yeah getting a lot of hearts with him required a lot of stalking and crab pots

[quiet compass]

oh 💀

[quiet compass]

or pomegranates

[maiden atlas]

could you combine it with iridium band in forge, to get 40%?

[quiet compass]

yeah but. Ruby rings aren't even that good lmao

[eternal kite]

While I’ve playing this game for 4 SDV years and haven’t seen a single one from her.

[hushed niche]

lobster is easier imo ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

[quiet compass]

the damage increase isn't the most useful thing

[quiet compass]

Its more reliant on luck tho

[maiden atlas]

nah, squid ink is

[hushed niche]

truee but i have like a lot of crab pots

[quiet compass]

W h y

[hushed niche]

to romance elliott

[normal mica]

Wobster, i have a fren one.

[thin dragon]

Ive started a new farm recently i have litterly seen one in the first day

[quiet compass]

You can get a loved gift for elliott day 2 tho

[hushed niche]

bwahhghghg getting lobsters is handsoff and im lazy

[surreal vine]

hello! wich fishes are good to put inside of the lake in the farm? I’m looking on wiki but I’m kinda indecisive about it

[cobalt hare]

do i buy stardew valley

im unsure if i want it

[quiet compass]

yes!

[serene walrus]

if you like chill farm simulators then sure also welcome :)

[surreal vine]

yes and play with mods on pc make it more fun

[normal mica]

I would say, but the consensus is very obvious .

[cobalt hare]

how story focused is it? i dont want to have to sit through dialogue if thats a thing

[hushed niche]

not very

[cobalt hare]

alright cheers

[hushed niche]

i think like 2 story events happen in total

(exaggeration)

[cobalt hare]

sounds like my typa game

[hushed niche]

me too!

[serene walrus]

ye a few story events also you can very well ignore everyone and just farm lol

[cobalt hare]

alright i got it

[hushed niche]

i got an undisclosed game recentyl and its fun but theres soooo many cutscenes 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。

[normal mica]

If dating a virtual crush counts as story, then it’s very optional nonetheless.

[cobalt hare]

dating?

[hushed niche]

yeah marriage is one of the two story events inb the entire game

[hushed niche]

u can date some of the npcs and marry them yadda yadda

[normal mica]

Yes, that’s a thing. And it’s not forced at all!

[cobalt hare]

can't wait to marry some pixels

[neon bobcat]

Blobfish is one of the most profitable options. Lava Eel roe is worth more, but they produce it less often than the Blobfish.

[cobalt hare]

this game lowkey sound epic from what u guys r saying

[hushed niche]

unless youre weak to peer pressure like me in which case it is forced

[serene walrus]

lol

[cobalt hare]

💀

[normal mica]

Choose who you want to date if you want to date and stalk them then marry!

[hushed niche]

very true

[cobalt hare]

just like real life!

[hushed niche]

yeah!!!!!!!

[normal mica]

“And that kids is how I met your father!”

[surreal vine]

Thanks I’ll try lava, blob and the fish for caviar too

[normal mica]

Oh no…..

Oh nononononono….

Bad bad…

My playlist…. It’s….

Slime rancher-ranch night theme

:crying:

[cobalt hare]

i need strawberries but i dont want to wait til the 13th

AITA?

are there any settings i should change when starting a new game?

[cobalt hare]

yes press alt + f4 and that'll make your game so much funner

[cobalt hare]

no way... 😱

[hushed niche]

name ur character something funny

or just ur name i suppose 😔

[cobalt hare]

and make your favorite thing something funny too

[hushed niche]

YEHA

[cobalt hare]

will do

[normal mica]

I used all of my names for my save files.

[hushed niche]

sooo funny my favorite thing is Boobs

[cobalt hare]

gonna make mine bbc

(its true)

[hushed niche]

british television is my favorite thing ever

[cobalt hare]

fake

[normal mica]

10 till midnight.

[cobalt hare]

do you by chance live in europe

i was gonna make my favourite thing japanese fart prawn but its too many letters 😭

[normal mica]

Britain

[hushed niche]

no i live in REDACTED

[cobalt hare]

knew it

[normal mica]

So not in Europe, technically.

[hushed niche]

britain is in europe wtf

[normal mica]

Brexit for breakfast.

[cobalt hare]

yes it is in europe

[hushed niche]

europe = geographical
the EU = political

geographically britain is in europe

and politiucally oit is on fire

[normal mica]

Continentally yes

[cobalt hare]

im talking geographically

[normal mica]

Politically no

[cobalt hare]

timezones aren't based on politics lmao

[hushed niche]

timezones also arent based on continents 💀