stardew-valley

[queen merlin]

ig keep reloading floor 1 of the mines till you find a boulder and then break it

[hybrid shale]

how long is the jade dupe process?

[queen merlin]

zoom out the game so you can see the whole room at once

[queen merlin]

iirc 1.5 days or smth like that

[hybrid shale]

thx

[queen merlin]

the best way would be make a tonne of crystalariums and putting jade in all of them

[hybrid shale]

i only have 1 :/

time to make more

btw how to get battery packs in winter

[cobalt hare]

alt and f4

[queen merlin]

i think have to use rain totem and hope it gives you a storm

[hybrid shale]

wow tysm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hybrid shale]

those are so expensive :(

[queen merlin]

weird emote lmao

[cobalt hare]

wait til sprin g then

[hybrid shale]

i dont like waiting a lot

[cobalt hare]

then make a rain totem

[hybrid shale]

any other ways?

[cobalt hare]

sleep through winter

[hybrid shale]

hey hey hey

wrong channel

#stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

oh no, there's an island with only redheads?

[molten ibex]

huge yikes

[rough hound]

oops thanks!

[hybrid shale]

funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[molten ibex]

also delete that

[hybrid shale]

all good

[molten ibex]

@rough hound

[hybrid shale]

yeah delete this for spoilers

[molten ibex]

does it take so much effort to read the channel descriptions

[cobalt hare]

channel descriptions aren't very

[hybrid shale]

chill

[rough hound]

Sorry Im new to the channel. I didn't know which one to ask in...

[molten ibex]

descrptions

[cobalt hare]

advertised

[molten ibex]

so then read the channel descriptions

its not hard

[cobalt hare]

not everybody knows that there's a channel description

[rough hound]

Im a new farmer so I tought this would be best. Dont need to be rude I made a mistake

[cobalt hare]

^

[molten ibex]

a mistake which couldve ruined a huge part of the game for people

[serene walrus]

it’s fine just make sure to read pins everyone makes a mistake

[molten ibex]

that is the most pathetic excuse ive ever heard try better

[cobalt hare]

it's really not that big of a deal

[hybrid shale]

it doesnt really matter

[cobalt hare]

not many people saw it, hooray 🥳 the world isn't ending

[queen merlin]

it is

[cobalt hare]

not yet

[queen merlin]

every second smth ends or comes closer to ending as the clock ticks

[hybrid shale]

a new player wouldnt know what a late game name would correlate to so it doesnt matter much

[hybrid shale]

cant argue with that

[queen merlin]

like the clock on my oven

yayie baked bread, my favourite

[molten ibex]

also liam please shut the fuck up you're adding nothing of substance

[cobalt hare]

you kind of just

[lethal cypress]

so

[cobalt hare]

you just said

delete that buddy you spoiled it

come on

[lethal cypress]

who do yall simp for

[cobalt hare]

you spoiled it

[hybrid shale]

#stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

bring it over to #stardew-spoilers and delete that omg omg this ruined the game for me

[hybrid shale]

how sad 😭😭😭

[molten ibex]

argue with the rules liam

[tepid ibex]

damn

[hybrid shale]

now i cant play the game anymore

[cobalt hare]

me neither

[rough hound]

the only reason I knew was because of Wiki, thats why I asked... I am sorry I wasnt tying to ruin anything.

[carmine umbra]

Sheesh no need to be rude

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

a large portion of the game was ruined

[cobalt hare]

assholes will be assholes

[molten ibex]

its alright just be careful and read pins

[tepid ibex]

i do not simp but i am married to emily

[queen merlin]

its not your fault, wiki is kinda spoilery tbh

[hybrid shale]

im sure u didnt, the people who were at the channel probably already knew what it was, ur good

[tepid ibex]

gimmie some

[queen merlin]

nu

[lethal cypress]

sooo, imma try to avoid this argument, but who do yall simp for

[queen merlin]

i only share with my catto and some other people

[molten ibex]

penny

[carmine umbra]

And all of you stop, the rules are there, and if you're in this server you have to obey it @cobalt hare @hybrid shale

[tepid ibex]

hey i just logged on but its ok

[hybrid shale]

haley bc coconuts easy

[tepid ibex]

i do not simp but emily

[hybrid shale]

jeez im just saying no need to be rude bc of a small mistake

[lethal cypress]

i simp for leah, idk why, probably cause she lives the closest

[molten ibex]

itz was hardly rude stop trying to play victim

[hybrid shale]

im talking about you, not itz

[tepid ibex]

benis moment

[molten ibex]

well then i wasnt rude either, you're probably just soft

[tepid ibex]

leah is nice i guess

[lethal cypress]

turn that b upside down

[cobalt hare]

p

[tepid ibex]

😈

[carmine umbra]

And i said that earlier too, im just saying that it is the rule and there's no need to act like that to someone who cant even change it

[hybrid shale]

cursing is being quite rude

[serene walrus]

[molten ibex]

how old are you?

[hybrid shale]

im not trying to change it

[hybrid shale]

i hardly see how that matters

[carmine umbra]

Objection Relevance

[cobalt hare]

younger audiences see cursing as more serious than older audiences, that's why it was asked

[carmine umbra]

[molten ibex]

if cursing is offensive to you, you might be a little young for even discord

[tepid ibex]

age can affect one's mental progression in life

[lethal cypress]

lel not in my family it aint, its part of our daily conversation

[carmine umbra]

I suggest we drop this convo and move on

[hybrid shale]

i agree

[serene walrus]

so fave pet in sdv

[tepid ibex]

I read the first one as Lexi

[hybrid shale]

im just trying to defend a new member and people start doing dis to me :/

[carmine umbra]

Nice!

[cobalt hare]

shit, move in?

i've been looking for a new home

[tepid ibex]

gray cat, reminds me of my irl cat Duman

[queen merlin]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/5343

[cobalt hare]

🤔

[lethal cypress]

hes prolly around 14-16

[carmine umbra]

I literally just said dont do that sarcastic thingy its annoying dont mean to be judgy or anything

[molten ibex]

and i was trying to defend the clearly stated rule which are there to protect other new members

[hybrid shale]

im not tryjng to 😭😭😭

[lethal cypress]

wat tha fack

[queen merlin]

[tepid ibex]

this is her

[regal dirge]

Hey so I’ve been struggling with Skull Cave, I keep getting killed. Is this a case of just get good or is there any equipment/etc I can get to help?

[carmine umbra]

Soo at the end of 2nd year a cat/dog would visit us?

[molten ibex]

not again

[serene walrus]

💀

[queen merlin]

maybe

[hybrid shale]

bring a lot of food and constantly heal

[cobalt hare]

be good at the game

[tepid ibex]

yo spoil ||sc||

[carmine umbra]

Welp, here we go again!
DM

[regal dirge]

Cri

[regal dirge]

Oh worm?

[cobalt hare]

🪱

[queen merlin]

do you have the ||galaxy sword||?

[lethal cypress]

🪱

[tepid ibex]

spoil ||SC|| as its spoiler material

[cobalt hare]

yes they do

that was a lie

[hybrid shale]

spoil ||skull cavern(sc)||

[serene walrus]

worm

[molten ibex]

ngl i never read the rules myself but its common sense to read the pins for channels like these

[cobalt hare]

this added nothing of substance

[lethal cypress]

🪱

[serene walrus]

lol

[molten ibex]

liam do you take joy in being a dumbass?

[hybrid shale]

chill

[cobalt hare]

do you take joy in being an asshole?

[tepid ibex]

I wasn't asked but can I answer

[hybrid shale]

🪱

[queen merlin]

[white spindle]

what should i do with my mushroom trees that have been growing?

[tepid ibex]

🪱

[white spindle]

should i just cut them down i do have a mushroom cave

[molten ibex]

i take joy in mentioning the rules so that new players can enjoy the fucking game

[lethal cypress]

dude its a family friendly game chill out man

[cobalt hare]

depends on what you want to do with your mushroom trees that have been growing

[tepid ibex]

except in russia

[molten ibex]

i wonder why swear words arent censored in this server 🤔

[white spindle]

idk tbh hahaha

[hybrid shale]

😳explain pls

[lethal cypress]

and xtardew

[molten ibex]

maybe because its intended to be allowed.. 🧐

[hybrid shale]

well mods are super lenient here

[queen merlin]

you can tap them to get a mushroom

or cut them down but leave the stump to get mushroom spread

[serene walrus]

it’s allowed just mild and not towards others

[white spindle]

i already have a mushroom cave

[hybrid shale]

wait you dont have to chop em completely?

[queen merlin]

nope

[tepid ibex]

sdv is +18 in russia due to the homosexual themes alongside games like miitopia having the same themes and age rating

[queen merlin]

or keep them up if you want them for aesthetic

[hybrid shale]

oh, i thought it was something darker

[tepid ibex]

xtardew doesnt count its a mod

[white spindle]

nahh i hate them

[hybrid shale]

same

[cobalt hare]

i'm pretty sure people under 18 know what homosexuals are?!?

[lethal cypress]

me over here being so confused about all this mushroom talk while chilling with my bats

[cobalt hare]

bats are better

[hybrid shale]

same

[tepid ibex]

funfact: fifa 20 or whatever is +18 for rainbow shoelaces

[cobalt hare]

objectively

[hybrid shale]

💀

[tepid ibex]

i said in russia

[cobalt hare]

i dont think russia likes gay people

[cobalt hare]

where did i say not in russia???

[tepid ibex]

Russia mostly aligns homosexual stuff with +18

[lethal cypress]

back in junior high there were 3 gay couples, and 2 lesbi couples

[queen merlin]

haha stardew valley right

[tawdry minnow]

oh god the horror of rainbow shoelaces 🤣

[serene walrus]

yeah it’s my fave game haha

[tepid ibex]

true sorry

[cobalt hare]

its chill

[molten ibex]

I think it’s obvious Russia just doesn’t want young people being influenced by lgbt stuff

[static canopy]

hi

[queen merlin]

i love the wizard guy, he seems mysterious

[wicked cedar]

god how rare is fire quartz?
keep reentering floor 85 and am finding nothing

[hybrid shale]

i think hes kinda rude

[molten ibex]

Not very

[static canopy]

go deeper

[hybrid shale]

i find fire quartz everywhere its annoying

[cobalt hare]

young people aren't influenced by seeing things in video games and on tv when it comes to sexuality

[queen merlin]

i mean trying to say that all lgbt stuff is 18+ is homophobic

[tepid ibex]

yeah, the difference can be shown even with miitopia and what was the game with apartments and miis for the 3DS

[queen merlin]

also like cishet

influence happens on young people

all the time lmao

[wicked cedar]

tomodachi life

[molten ibex]

Tell Russia that then?

[lethal cypress]

dude you just sent my brother to the hospital for saying ||rainbow shoelaces||

[hybrid shale]

tiktok

[cobalt hare]

will do, i believe they'll be open for having a conversation about it

[queen merlin]

i meant shows and shit

[hybrid shale]

that too

[hybrid shale]

lmaoooo

[queen merlin]

idk about tiktok because never used it

[tepid ibex]

Miitopia: Includes homosexuality, is +18 in russia.
Tomodachi Life: Does not include homosexuality, same age rating as EU as I'm sure.

[molten ibex]

No the reason it’s 18+ is because they think people younger would be ‘wrongly influenced’

[tepid ibex]

same

[hybrid shale]

lot of stupidity there

[carmine umbra]

Hi ruhi 👋

[queen merlin]

and that wrongly influenced bs is homophobic

[tepid ibex]

thank you i had forgot

[queen merlin]

hiyo back

[cobalt hare]

how do you unlock oil as a recipe

[molten ibex]

Yeah, not the 18+ thing though

[queen merlin]

what do i call you for a nickname?

[queen merlin]

what do you even mean?

[lethal cypress]

cause men aint supposed to touch tips according to putin, the hypocrite

[hybrid shale]

hyppocrite!??????????? (i know what the word means)

[queen merlin]

you have to use an oil maker and put sunflower, corn or sunflower seeds in it

[cobalt hare]

putin ain't stoppin me

[hybrid shale]

i think u can buy from pierre tho

[queen merlin]

yeah you can

[lethal cypress]

bro he had to have done it with kim jong un

[molten ibex]

I mean that homosexual stuff would be 18+ because they don’t want younger people to be influenced by it

[queen merlin]

i have no honestly no idea what you are trying to say

[hybrid shale]

yeah, youve said that more than enough times

[molten ibex]

It’s quite clear

[molten ibex]

You must have selective vision or something

[tepid ibex]

Turkiye is homophobic due to Islam banning it and mostly being an Islamic country, the local television airing checking team or whatever called RTÜK, aims at disabling Netflix due to the homo themes and not giving a singular fuck about scam ads and rampant pirated movies in side channels (the ones which always play ads and movies rarely)

[hybrid shale]

you dont need to repeat yourself

[hybrid shale]

no, i just remember things

[queen merlin]

are you agreeing that it is homophobic but giving their homophobic reasoning to making it 18+

[lethal cypress]

i love how this isnt even about stardew valley anymore, its just about why gay is banned

[molten ibex]

I was asked what I mean and I LITERALLY replied to that same message, please fucking read a little before coming at me

[molten ibex]

No I’m just explaining it

[tepid ibex]

stardew includes gay

[hybrid shale]

because of 1 person bringing it up repeatedly :/

[white spindle]

what does it mean when weeds ruined my farm?

i got a message this morning

[queen merlin]

so you are saying its not homophobic?

[tepid ibex]

oopsies

[hybrid shale]

kill da weeds

[molten ibex]

You must actually have some mental deficiency or something

[lethal cypress]

it means rocks are weeds

[storm gazelle]

they spread

[rough hound]

Thank you. Im also pretty new to discord so I appreciate you being nice about it.

[hybrid shale]

“rude”

[white spindle]

how can i remove the weeds?

[queen merlin]

unsurprising

[molten ibex]

I didn’t say that 😭 as I said I’m literally just explaining the reasoning behind it stop tryna trap me

[tepid ibex]

I reccomend looking at rules mostly

[queen merlin]

yeah i was asking that only 😭

smh

[storm gazelle]

scythe or sword

[rough hound]

Thank you appreciate it

[molten ibex]

Yeah fuck off when you try to come at me for the smallest thing no shit I’m gonna be rude

[lethal cypress]

sword, scythe, pickaxe, axe however axe and pickaxe cost more stamina

[white spindle]

ty

[hybrid shale]

its ok if u miss a few rules here and there but try not to break too many

[queen merlin]

i would say build a silo before removing those

[molten ibex]

Ok we’re good then 💀

[rough hound]

Thank you

[hybrid shale]

ur the one tryna insult me, im just responding

[white spindle]

i have a silo already hehe

[queen merlin]

nice nice

[white spindle]

ty

[queen merlin]

use a scythe not a sword for hay

[hybrid shale]

does sword yield hay?

[lethal cypress]

axe and pickaxe cost more stamina though

[tepid ibex]

Funfact: those fucking channels stream pirated movies like nothing and the airing is so on crack, you could be watching toy story 4 and after it ends you start 50 shades of grey with NO ad breaks

[queen merlin]

i don't think so

[queen merlin]

💀 💀 jesus wtaf

[lethal cypress]

no it does not

[hybrid shale]

is there a chance to get b packs from pig cart?

[tepid ibex]

another funfact: those ads on those channels are so bootleg that the bee's started suing them for fake honey ads /j

[lethal cypress]

mammy what is that man doing with his peepee

[tepid ibex]

"jimmy what do you me- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK"

[hybrid shale]

💀

[ivory sonnet]

are sturgeons rare?

[queen merlin]

ig

[tepid ibex]

"WASN'T THIS CHANNEL JUST STREAMING TOY STORY 4 A FEW MINUTES AGO THE FUCK"

[queen merlin]

sorta rare but not rare rare

[ivory sonnet]

ight

[hybrid shale]

man these channels…

[ivory sonnet]

mountain lake is the place by the mins right?

[tepid ibex]

reminder to anyone who'd like to move into a different country: dont move into turkiye, its a tour place, not a place for living

[ivory sonnet]

mines

[tepid ibex]

Yeah as I'm sure

[cold carbon]

||the witch came and done magic on my coop||

[hybrid shale]

is turkiye turkey

[tepid ibex]

yes

[green pecan]

Did you guys know when loading in to the game when it shows concerned ape if you click on the character it will do a surprise : )

[cobalt hare]

yes

[tepid ibex]

yes

[hybrid shale]

ooh lemme try

[green pecan]

: )

[hybrid shale]

wb

[tepid ibex]

5.5 out of 6 people know this but thank you for telling us about this easter egg

[zinc jacinth]

a

[green pecan]

Ofcc lol i just found out abt it yesterday

[hybrid shale]

if im a -2

[lethal cypress]

not really but they a pain in the ass to catch

[cobalt hare]

what day do the mines open

[zinc jacinth]

wha

[tepid ibex]

5

[timber patrol]

Ha just found this out too it was a pleasant surprise

[hybrid shale]

clicking on the lonely rock on the map makes a noise

[tepid ibex]

i think

[lethal cypress]

jokes on u i didnt

[cobalt hare]

i just learned this one

[hybrid shale]

yeah same

[tepid ibex]

fixed it

[green pecan]

xD i did it by accident when i was click past to load in faster

[supple glen]

Oh I never noticed this!

[green pecan]

: )

[cobalt hare]

: )

[hybrid shale]

(:

[tepid ibex]

: )

[hybrid shale]

:]

[lethal cypress]

what level in the mines do earth crystals spawn

[timber patrol]

:3

😄

[hybrid shale]

1-39 acc to wiki

[tepid ibex]

:\

[timber patrol]

😛

[hybrid shale]

😊

[tepid ibex]

advice: disable the emoticons into emojis feature

[ivory sonnet]

bro why marnie never at her store

[hybrid shale]

first thing i did when i got discord

[hybrid shale]

i wish i knew :(

[timber patrol]

Where you do that at?

Robin though 😡 (took me 4 days after buying chicken coop to find her to buy silo)

[tepid ibex]

I forgor

[hybrid shale]

he forgor 💀

[tepid ibex]

tell em weebaphobic

[hybrid shale]

uhhhhhh

im on mobile rn idk where

[timber patrol]

😄

[tepid ibex]

same B(

[wicked cedar]

"hey game can i get a pufferfish before summer ends and i have to wait until year 2 for the fishing bundle"
"no but you can have 87 pieces of trash and copies of fish that you already have instead"

[hybrid shale]

pretty accurate

[timber patrol]

;D

;P

[hybrid shale]

:D

[timber patrol]

;B

[lethal cypress]

not pretty accurate, its 200% accurate

[tepid ibex]

am I the only one who was lucky enough to buy it from the traveling trader

[hybrid shale]

yes.

[timber patrol]

Does anyone remember someone showing you a calculator

Then typing in 8008 and flipping it upside down

[tepid ibex]

me: man my luck is bad
my luck: insert gigachad

[timber patrol]

And you started laughing all mind blown

[hybrid shale]

for me it was 1134

[timber patrol]

ahhh life

[tepid ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gif-23143840

[lethal cypress]

yes my grandma did, she asked me what it meant, and i fuckin died

[hybrid shale]

my teacher asked me and i died in more than 1 way

[tepid ibex]

for me i naturally made my friends laugh at penis

[timber patrol]

🤣

[timber patrol]

Classic 😭

[tepid ibex]

When I first got to HS, Year 1:
"Penis"
"..."
At the end of the 1st semester:
"Penis"
My 2 friends: funniest shit i've ever heard

[lethal cypress]

best part is, it was on her phone. and she kept trying to turn it upside down, but screen rotation wasnt locked

[alpine pagoda]

I finally finished the community center ^.^ yay me

[timber patrol]

😁🤣😁🤣😁😭

[tepid ibex]

I dont get it

[lethal cypress]

eggplant fruit or vegetable?

[timber patrol]

🔥

[tepid ibex]

I still do not

[wicked cedar]

hell

[timber patrol]

The 4 is the H and the 1 is the L

[tepid ibex]

oh

[haughty nest]

Is there anything worth buying at the adventurers guild at my point in the game? I have a Crystal Cutlass and a Club right now as well as a Master Slingshot. I'm currently on floor 85 of the mines.

[tepid ibex]

this guy always clocking when idk something like yoba zamn 💀

[scenic yacht]

I just did 8008

?

[lethal cypress]

yall is eggplant vegetable or fruit

[hybrid shale]

11 are 2 L’s, 3 is an E, and 4 (on the calculator it was an open 4) is H

[wicked cedar]

i spent an entire day fishing and got a grand total of zero (0) pufferfish

[haughty nest]

What season are you in?

[wicked cedar]

summer

[haughty nest]

What fishing rod do you have?

[wicked cedar]

bamboo

[ivory sonnet]

is it easier chance to get seaweed from river or ocean?

[scenic yacht]

What fishing lvl are you

[wicked cedar]

4

[haughty nest]

Well you don't have a bobber, are you using bait?

[wicked cedar]

nope

[scenic yacht]

you can only get it from ocean

[ivory sonnet]

oh

[scenic yacht]

thats the upgraded rod

fiberglass has bait slot and iridium has bobber and bait

[wicked cedar]

also the problem is that i didn't even hook any

or maybe i hooked one

[haughty nest]

You think it's worth the upgrade?

[scenic yacht]

100% its so cheap

[wicked cedar]

to not have to do this in year 2 fiberglass seems good

[lethal cypress]

guYS IS EGGPLANT A FRUIT OR A VEGETABLE

[wicked cedar]

vegetable iirc

[tawdry minnow]

99% sure its a veggie

[scenic yacht]

vegetable

[distant sphinx]

fruit irl

[lethal cypress]

ok ty

[scenic yacht]

fiberglass is at fishing 2?

[green pecan]

I thought peppers were veggies until stardew valley schooled me

[scenic yacht]

for 1800

[wicked cedar]

yeah i didn't get it yet

[scenic yacht]

bait is 100% worth it

its a good investment

[distant sphinx]

well sdv also considers pumpkins as veggies

same with tomatoes

[green pecan]

Interesting lol

[scenic yacht]

If they have seeds inside them then they are a fruit iirc

[haughty nest]

Is an iridium quality fish a good thing to add to the soup pot?

[errant hinge]

i feel like i am progressing way too slow. at what day should I be getting my first animal coop?

[distant sphinx]

depends on the fish

[haughty nest]

I have basically all of the common summer fish.

[distant sphinx]

oh shit

[ivory sonnet]

finally year 2

[wicked cedar]

first iridium quality thing

[timber patrol]

Gold cauliflower is the best

[wild moss]

woooo inflated material prices

[wicked cedar]

(it was a fish)

also i got 2 pufferfish in a row but since they just go insane i didn't get either of them

one of them didn't even last 5 seconds

[haughty nest]

Do you get anything if you give the best? Do you think an iridium catfish would get me #1?

[distant sphinx]

just more friendship

[distant sphinx]

surprised no one has mentioned the post perfection spoilers yet 😃

[worn delta]

Yes

[distant sphinx]

yes but it can sustain max hearts

[crude tapir]

yup, but it stacks with manual petting

ye

[distant sphinx]

and yeah it stacks

[queen merlin]

i will put you in a keg instead of a jar

[distant sphinx]

cucumber wine

[queen merlin]

i thought you were a cat not a cucumber

[gloomy mist]

you get hearts and dont lose hearts w them when u dont pet them

spoiler it probably

[distant sphinx]

I don't know at this point

[queen merlin]

pickle wine

[slim oxide]

Did anybody else get a golden walnut entering the Museum? I thnk it was a glitch

[gloomy mist]

sc i think

oh and joja but no one does that

[distant sphinx]

yes if cc route

[hallow beacon]

Is it better to sell my produce to Pierre or the box? I would think I'd gain more friendship with Pierre if I did so.

[distant sphinx]

pierre is instant

box sells overnight

[hallow beacon]

thats true.

just wondered if that last part was true

[wicked cedar]

i got it

[gloomy mist]

yeah you can marry him eventually

[wicked cedar]

the pufferfish finally calmed down for a minute

[eager spear]

been workinģ out to get rid of my belly fat and here i am eating food that gives me even more belly fats

[wicked cedar]

he comes out of the box

[gloomy mist]

his loved gifts are soo annoyinh

[keen geode]

with who?

[wicked cedar]

shipping box guy

[keen geode]

ohhhh

[gloomy mist]

no

[keen geode]

grandpa lewis

[keen geode]

👍

[alpine pagoda]

I finished the cc now where is || ginger island || 🥺

[cold carbon]

im doing it the community centre is nearly done

[slow yew]

wrong channel please ask in seasoned farmers

[alpine pagoda]

I’m not seasoned tho..

😂

[slow yew]

yeh but u have to

it says in the pins

[green pecan]

PATRICK IS HERE

[ruby tapir]

i can answer u in seasoned farmers

[slow yew]

oh no

[green pecan]

WSP PATRICK

HYD

[slow yew]

hi

[wicked cedar]

farming level 6
it's finally time for automation

[green pecan]

: ) patrick is my bsf u . u

[cobalt hare]

do i need to go to seasoned farmers, i just took a bath in chicken seasoning

[green pecan]

yes

you do sir

[cobalt hare]

🥺

[green pecan]

Lol

[fathom belfry]

[slow yew]

owo

so um how is your days going?

[cobalt hare]

9

[slow yew]

what

[cobalt hare]

ok

[green pecan]

Alr and you?

[ruby tapir]

true

[slow yew]

alr

[green pecan]

Nice : )

[cobalt hare]

i love it when im fishing and get green algae

[green pecan]

Stop fishing is so hard 💀

[zinc jacinth]

#images-and-memes

dont mind me

tryina post smn

on stardew valley

[cobalt hare]

what is stardew valley

[bronze zenith]

QUIESTION:
will a apple tree will stay "alive" every season ? because it takes 28 days too grow and only give apples in fall

[green pecan]

.

[zinc jacinth]

is there supposed to be a pun

[cobalt hare]

i trhink

[green pecan]

It does but it only produces in a certain season

[ruby tapir]

yes, just wont produce fruit until fall

[cobalt hare]

just like normal trees

[bronze zenith]

Okay thank you !

[green pecan]

And that is the same for all fruit trees

[bronze zenith]

okay thank you all !1

[green pecan]

Np

[cobalt hare]

what are yalls least favorite season

me personally is winter

[distant sphinx]

spinrg

irl too

[simple grove]

Should I be keeping on my tackle at all times or should I take it off when I'm just casually fishing and aren't going for difficult fish

[distant sphinx]

I hate spinrg

[green pecan]

Is it just me who bases my character off of one color and changes the skin and everything to that color-

[distant sphinx]

not really

[green pecan]

Spring is so boring loll

in my opinion

[distant sphinx]

it does break over time but they're not that hard to get

[distant sphinx]

*spinrg

[cobalt hare]

it depends on if you have stuff to do or not

there's not much difference between spirng and summer imo

[green pecan]

spinrg yes

My favorite is fall

[simple grove]

Is leaning into treasure from fishing worth it? Or don't bother

like using the treasure hunter tackle/magnet bait

[waxen socket]

Mines also fall.
Winter in this game makes me irrationally mad because I see the worm things and get excited but I just get the yams lol

[trim inlet]

i love winter my favorite season

[green pecan]

xD

[golden tulip]

What is the maximum % increase that Speed-Gro can grant?

[crude galleon]

Do you pet them? And feed them?

[green pecan]

I skip winter on all my saves 🤐

[primal nexus]

spring
then summer

I get lots of profit in summer

[crude galleon]

I love Winter so I can relax and fish and cave

[cobalt hare]

what's wrong with spinrg

[waxen socket]

Yeah but it's a good time to mine and fish

[ruby tapir]

spinrg is how it should be spelled

[primal nexus]

can't do ||af or sf||

[green pecan]

True but it gets so boring in my opinion doing that

[crude galleon]

Interesting, then they just have mad cow disease lol 😂

[green pecan]

Sell and rebuy the cows maybe

they maybe glitched

ok xD

[crude galleon]

Are your cows angry all the time? Just sell them! Then, get new ones and you’ll be fine!

[green pecan]

xD

[near wharf]

why did haley word this like shes 60

[cobalt hare]

she is secretly 60

she just aged really well

[crude galleon]

Lol I literally just typed that

💀

[silk marsh]

Winter is fun, I really enjoy the process of exponentially increasing the amount of winter seeds I have

[near wharf]

if haley is 60 and emily is her older sister then did i accidentally marry an elder woman

[hybrid shale]

is iridium band good

[hybrid shale]

oh hi liam

[cobalt hare]

hello

[crude galleon]

Emily is a really fun spouse in my opinion

[distant sphinx]

yes

it's 3 rings in one

[silk marsh]

Yeah it’s a magnet, light and attack buff all in one

[hybrid shale]

magnet and light dont seem very good to me

[near wharf]

she is, but shes a bit too into rocks and astrology

[cobalt hare]

1000g for a more efficient way to water crops!??!

[near wharf]

but at least she gives u the occasional cloth

[cobalt hare]

what a ripoff robin

[distant sphinx]

it's necessity

[hybrid shale]

ok

[crude galleon]

Oof

[distant sphinx]

at least the magnet is

[crude galleon]

I’m like that irl

[distant sphinx]

the glowring is just a nice bonus

[crude galleon]

So maybe that’s why I love her lol

[near wharf]

fair enough

[cobalt hare]

would the item that lists your favorite thing be a spoiler

[distant sphinx]

no

[near wharf]

does anyone know that website that shows crops by value\

[distant sphinx]

wiki

[static canopy]

cuz actually she is at some point in the game

[cobalt hare]

that's the only reason i marry

[distant sphinx]

https://thorinair.github.io/Stardew-Profits/

[cobalt hare]

so i can get it

[near wharf]

thanks

[crude galleon]

OOOOO HELPFUL

[distant sphinx]

FROGE BOI

[gloomy mist]

year 40 of stardew

[distant sphinx]

year 134789

[cobalt hare]

stardew characters dont age do they

[distant sphinx]

no except your kids

but they stop at toddlers

[near wharf]

even your kids never go above toddler age

[distant sphinx]

especially evelyn and george

[gloomy mist]

whats the furthest youve gotten in a playthrough that u actually played on

[cobalt hare]

day 4 of spring

[distant sphinx]

Idk I've never played the hit game stardew valley

[gloomy mist]

zamnnn

[cobalt hare]

hi

[cobalt hare]

me neither

[near wharf]

why are you talking about stardew valley in the #eldenring channel

[crude tapir]

you too?? damn

[gloomy mist]

are u guys excited for slime rancher 2 💗

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-yeah-yup-agree-gif-17858763

[cobalt hare]

the fisherman guy thinks sardines are an exciting catch?

[crude galleon]

Lmaoo

[hearty cypress]

can i rebuild my friendship with someone after breaking up with them?

[distant sphinx]

😃

[near wharf]

guys help i just dropped a gummy bear and i think it fell into the backrooms

[distant sphinx]

yes

if you've divorced them then you have to do a sneaky post cc thing

[cobalt hare]

so true

[hearty cypress]

ok thank god

[gloomy mist]

they should make homeless people from stardew a real thing

[near wharf]

first question i asked when i first met linus was if i could date him

[cobalt hare]

that wouldnt be very good

[gloomy mist]

but i can just give them blackberries

stardew is a realistic representation of people is it not

[cobalt hare]

what if they are aggressive

[near wharf]

linus isnt really homeless hes just a minimalist

[gloomy mist]

yeah his house is like a muji vibe

[cobalt hare]

Hello Is there a Polish soul here on this discord

[distant sphinx]

yes especially and

[cobalt hare]

no

[distant sphinx]

the last one is my favorite

[gloomy mist]

ni

[gloomy mist]

the travelling cart poig?????????

[distant sphinx]

yep

my favorite datable npc

[cobalt hare]

ummmmmm actually the travelling cart pig is not a people.

[simple grove]

Is leaning into treasure from fishing worth it? Or don't bother
like using the treasure hunter tackle/magnet bait

[distant sphinx]

offended

[distant sphinx]

mostly for artifact hunting

[near wharf]

i noticed that eventually in the game everything is an artisan good

[distant sphinx]

not your children

[copper trail]

not fish

[near wharf]

with the right mods

anything is possible

[crude galleon]

As a Black woman, I have a problem with there only being 2 Black people in this game. 3 including me. Hm..is that how small towns are irl?

[distant sphinx]

roe

silly ben

[cobalt hare]

its hard to add diversity with so little people

[distant sphinx]

you took this too seriously 😭

[copper trail]

wait why can we sell fish babies but not human babys? make it make sense

[gloomy mist]

tbh the least concerned ape couldve done was make more than 1 dateable character a poc

[distant sphinx]

it was a joke too

[crude galleon]

Yes

[copper trail]

they have like 5 gingers couldnt one of them be black

[cold carbon]

yesssssssssssssssss

[wicked cedar]

yes

[cold carbon]

i done it

[crude galleon]

True ig

[wicked cedar]

maybe that's just my area

[distant sphinx]

ah yes robin + leah = 5 people

[cobalt hare]

they need less gingers

[cold carbon]

i completed the community center!

[crude galleon]

Lmaoo exactly

[ruby tapir]

i totally agree, i think the fact every dateable character is white except maru is a little.. yea

[crude galleon]

Ah

[gloomy mist]

true im a robin stan there doesnt need to be another ginger

[copper trail]

also penny pierre

maybe vincent

[near wharf]

so no point in using fertilizer if i turn stuff into wine anyway right

[gloomy mist]

nop

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-yeah-yup-agree-gif-17858763

[crude galleon]

Right

[ruby tapir]

right lol if stardew was like smalltown alberta everyone would be a white redneck

[near wharf]

u can use fertilizer if theyre still seeds

[wicked cedar]

converted for americans: west virginia

[crude galleon]

Is waiting for crops to turn into wine worth it? I don’t like waiting so it’s a combination of wines and jellies/pickles for me atp

[copper trail]

i always imagined stardew as oregon

[near wharf]

small rant, i hate the small trees so much i keep running into them without realising

[gloomy mist]

yes starfruit wine sells for 2.25k regular quality

[wicked cedar]

absurd variations in temperature does indicate something like oregon or new england

[crude galleon]

Me: just getting out of summer😖

[gloomy mist]

i imagine it as the small town i live in and just avoid harvey when i can

[copper trail]

its coastal also

[near wharf]

when is paper gonna be an artisan good so i can get rid of all of them

[wicked cedar]

oops wrong person

[crude galleon]

Okie I’ll keep that in mind for next year!

[copper trail]

are there deserts in origin that are a bus ride away?

[crude galleon]

There is paper in the Game?

[gloomy mist]

yess theyre how you can get a lot of money

[wicked cedar]

maybe it's just a really long bus ride

[copper trail]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Desert_(Oregon) oh found a desert in oregon

[distant sphinx]

no and there's also no drinkable water

[copper trail]

stardew npcs dont drink they are too good for that

[crude tapir]

💀

[graceful forum]

Hi

[gloomy mist]

and theres no sky so take that into account

[distant sphinx]

Hi welcome

[crude tapir]

we living off coffee its fine pickle

[gloomy mist]

hi nerd

[copper trail]

they absorb everything they eat with no waste

[wicked cedar]

i just lost the game

i can't believe i've done this

[graceful forum]

How’s everyone 😄

[distant sphinx]

including the plates

[crude galleon]

Who? Pam and Shane are alcoholics

[gloomy mist]

pam is 95% beer and 5% skeleton

[wicked cedar]

shane not sam

[crude tapir]

SAM?

[distant sphinx]

no skin, no flesh

[near wharf]

you can also refill your watering can from lava water from a lava eel fish pond

[crude galleon]

LMAOO SORRY

[distant sphinx]

👀

[distant sphinx]

also sewer water

[gloomy mist]

my plants get more nutrition than me ingame

[copper trail]

stardew plates are magical that spawn in once u put together all the ingridients

[distant sphinx]

and from straight lava in floor 100

[copper trail]

they probably depsawn once u finish the food

[gloomy mist]

it cant be good for me to drink 3 coffees at once and a spicy eel

[crude galleon]

Clearly I remember the names after playing the the game since it came out for console years ago

[wicked cedar]

lavaing can

[distant sphinx]

you can also use bathwater

any liquid works

[copper trail]

guys should i play stardew or keep on playing minecraft

[crude galleon]

Sam might just be an alcoholic after attempting a kick flip for years AND STILL FAILING

[crude tapir]

💀

[distant sphinx]

sk indeed panda

[crude tapir]

i hate this

[gloomy mist]

joja cola has like 0.5%

[gloomy mist]

slime rancher

[distant sphinx]

.5% what? cancer?

[gloomy mist]

alcohol

[queen merlin]

joja cells

[crude galleon]

WOAH! I did not know that

[queen merlin]

jenova cells

[distant sphinx]

JOIN US. THRIVE.

[queen merlin]

is there any other ff7 player here

[golden tulip]

Hey should I just eat my cave carrots I got?

[gloomy mist]

the more joja you drink the more u become morris

[queen merlin]

will you come to the reunion cloud

[gloomy mist]

nah

[copper trail]

i will when the sequel is here

[crude galleon]

If you have nothing better, yes

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cute-cat-in-a-jar-jar-silly-gif-3409209

[golden tulip]

I mean what elese can I do with them?

[queen merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-sephiroth-kirby-bounce-gif-22861980

[golden tulip]

The wiki doesnt mention much

[crude galleon]

I sell all mine(cave carrots)

[distant sphinx]

poor kirbo

[queen merlin]

there is a quest that needs one cave carrot

[queen merlin]

sephiroth is more likely to do something much worse tbvh

[cerulean warren]

Make them into miners treats when you get the recipe

[distant sphinx]

no

[gloomy mist]

theres a lot of just useless stuff in the game that dont really have a purpose

[crude galleon]

I’m a hoarder in every game so from like my first four in game years I have a bunch of every crop(normal quality) because I want to be prepared for those quest where people ask for specific crops

Now I’m just prepped for building friendships and birthdays

[cerulean warren]

Oh god same lmao
In fall y2 I hoarded 170 blackberries

[crude galleon]

So true

[haughty nest]

Is geologist or miner better? I reached miner lvl 5

[serene walrus]

miner

[cerulean warren]

I prefer geologist

[distant sphinx]

miner imo

they're both pretty good though

[visual quail]

I'd go miner too, ore is nice early/mid game

[crude tapir]

MARCUS!!

[ruby tapir]

guys if u could date one non dateable npc who would it be

[novel thistle]

@ruby tapir You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[crude tapir]

fuck my wifi

[distant sphinx]

dwarf

[visual quail]

Eyy pandaa

[serene walrus]

||sandy|| pls

[ruby tapir]

for me krobus

[distant sphinx]

I saw your art

[cerulean warren]

||sandy||

[distant sphinx]

80+

[distant sphinx]

epic spoiler fail

[cerulean warren]

Or the wizard

[serene walrus]

[cerulean warren]

Lmaoo

An attempt was made

[distant sphinx]

maden

[cerulean warren]

maden

[ruby tapir]

honestly robin fine asl tho come over bbygirl lemme show u what stupid demetrius cant

[distant sphinx]

leah

they're the same

[cold carbon]

theres a mod that lets you date her

[graceful forum]

I simp for robin 😫

[distant sphinx]

there's a mod that lets you date everyone at once

plus marriage

[gloomy mist]

every day i wish i could add mods

[gusty hound]

Hello 👋

[graceful forum]

Hello

[crude galleon]

Hi

[gusty hound]

How’s it going

[visual quail]

Welcome!

[distant sphinx]

welcome to hell

[near wharf]

fall is so bad for fishing

[distant sphinx]

super cucumbers and eels

also catfish

[near wharf]

im tryna get a tiger trout rn and all im getting is trash

i already have like 70 pieces im too lazy to recycle

[cerulean warren]

I just recycle the broken cds and glasses mostly

[queen merlin]

actually the best description

[cold carbon]

thers mods for everything

[gloomy mist]

winter

[gloomy mist]

newspapers

[cerulean warren]

Im on switch so I'm gonna make a save each for abi, emily, and shane

maybe Sam too

[sharp yacht]

the dog

[ruby tapir]

but hes abusive

[static canopy]

robin

[ruby tapir]

why else would ca make him just like red glowinh eyes at the start of the game

[sharp yacht]

my eyes glow red

[ruby tapir]

u go girl go insane

[long plinth]

The guys in #town-square are arguing so im just gonna stay here 😥

[narrow dagger]

Hey just like CA

[crude tapir]

the reactions 💀

[long plinth]

Damn

[narrow dagger]

IKR

[static canopy]

lol i wanted to marry robin on my first playthrough

[serene walrus]

[static canopy]

figured out i cant ;-;

btw hi peachy

[serene walrus]

hi purp :P

[narrow dagger]

I replied to that comment before, was scared half to death cuz I thought I had pinged him

[serene walrus]

😂

[narrow dagger]

Said 75% of the player base

[static canopy]

ayo so... now im player base? 👀

[white spindle]

ok so i got the seeds from my first ancient fruit harvest what should i do with it should i plant it or keep it?

[sinful sinew]

keep it, you can turn it into more seeds

[narrow dagger]

May or may not include me

[sinful sinew]

unless you made it into seeds already?

if you're not in autumn yet then plant it on your farm, if you are just wait until you repair greenhouse

[narrow dagger]

I always keep at bare minimum least one plant in case I need to turn it into more

[serene walrus]

thats what i do

[cerulean warren]

are coffee plants worth it? Or should I just keg my coffee beans?

[wicked cedar]

boiler room restored on summer 27
first room down

[sinful sinew]

good job man

[queen merlin]

everyone is weak4robin

[sinful sinew]

the other bundles are harder tho so gl

[crude tapir]

yeah robin deserves better (me)

[wicked cedar]

yeah

[narrow dagger]

Coffee the drink, very
But it's not worth making an entire 5x5 plot just for coffee

[wicked cedar]

this was the first one i completed for a reason

[queen merlin]

self confidence is good but she deserves the best (me)

[cobalt hare]

Goodmorning peachy

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[serene walrus]

hii yh :)

[queen merlin]

[vernal ginkgo]

Always wash your hands after handling soil

[narrow dagger]

Correct

[serene walrus]

hey the farmer doesnt wash their hands at all sus

[queen merlin]

the farmer also does not have a bathroom

[cerulean warren]

they don't shower

[queen merlin]

does anyone in the valley?

[narrow dagger]

I think they do ALL of that in the Spa

[queen merlin]

[narrow dagger]

So washing hands, showering
And defecating

[cerulean warren]

Lovely

[white spindle]

i love how emily and caroline r just dancing in the aerobics club

[serene walrus]

but no one ive seen goes there except linus and he doesnt go into the actual spa part💀

[narrow dagger]

They all do it as a group at 2 AM

[queen merlin]

sebastian goes to the train station to smoke

[serene walrus]

[narrow dagger]

So the farmer doesn't cath them

[queen merlin]

lmao what a coincidence

[narrow dagger]

Timing

[serene walrus]

lol

[queen merlin]

now just need someone to send a pufferseb

and then delete all the evidence

[brave spruce]

it's a bit sad :/

[narrow dagger]

Each of us is talking about separate stuff yet it all adds up

[serene walrus]

welcome(^o^)/

[narrow dagger]

What is?

[queen merlin]

actually yeah lol

[brave spruce]

him smoking away from village so the villagers won't see him, if it's true

[narrow dagger]

Nah, I'm pretty sure he just likes isolation, he does also smoke in front of Sam's house

[cerulean warren]

lmao I'm dead abigail just asked if I'm going to the mines and if I could bring back anything tasty I could find

[serene walrus]

😂

[brave spruce]

oh than it's okay

lol

[narrow dagger]

"How did you know I was hungry"

[serene walrus]

yummy quartz

[queen merlin]

proceeds to eat 8th hardest mineral

[narrow dagger]

I WANTED TO SAY THAT

[naive gull]

Anyone got spare steam acc with stardew valley

[serene walrus]

f shouldve been quicker/j

[queen merlin]

she also likes diamond

so hardest mineral

[narrow dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-manhattan-disintegrated-rorschach-watchman-gif-18353996

[queen merlin]

what are her teeth even made of

laser cutter

?

[narrow dagger]

Titanium

[queen merlin]

titanium is less hard than diamond no?

[serene walrus]

yes

[narrow dagger]

Unfortunately rule number 10

[cerulean warren]

If I gave her quartz would she actually eat it??

[narrow dagger]

I don't think so?

[naive gull]

I know

[queen merlin]

thanks google very helpful

[serene walrus]

yes give one to her rn

[cobalt hare]

hii

[serene walrus]

welcome<3

[cerulean warren]

I think diamond is the hardest substance

[queen merlin]

Is titanium stronger than diamonds?
Is Titanium Stronger Than a Diamond? Titanium is not stronger than a diamond. In terms of hardness, Titanium is not harder than a diamond either

[queen merlin]

yes

[haughty nest]

How do I get to skull caverns? I have the key, now what?

[cobalt hare]

just enter

[cerulean warren]

||take the bus to the desert and the entrance is at the back||

[queen merlin]

actually, if you hit it with an hammer it will break

[cerulean warren]

||you need the bus repair first||

[haughty nest]

I don't have the bus fixed, I guess the better question is how do I get to the desert?

[queen merlin]

so ig the question is less what her teeth is made of but more how strong her teeth are

[cobalt hare]

bus

or totem

[narrow dagger]

Oh well, you're right then, her teeth, each individual tooth, is a high frequency laser cutter

[haughty nest]

How do I get the bus fixed?

[serene walrus]

vault bundle

[narrow dagger]

Vault

[cobalt hare]

yup

[cerulean warren]

||The vault in the community center||

Or if you're doing joja then that

[queen merlin]

google says diamond can be broken if struck with a hammer, so her teeth must have the force of 1000s of megapascals with each bite

[cobalt hare]

lol

[haughty nest]

What bundle is the vault bundle? Foraging, Fishing, Farming?

[cobalt hare]

money

[cerulean warren]

Wouldn't want to make her angry then lmaooo

[cobalt hare]

hahah

[serene walrus]

you have to finish some of the other mini bundles for it to appear its just money for vault

[narrow dagger]

42,500g for it to be precise

[narrow dagger]

Man, CA really just let that fly under the radar

[queen merlin]

the true god is abergale

[cold carbon]

abergale east rocks

[waxen socket]

Did I just find Pierre's drug stash. What the heck was that cutt scene

[cerulean warren]

👀

I mean he did say he deals in edibles

[cold carbon]

you found his secet stash

should of showed it to his family

[waxen socket]

Hmm I should have but this is my first play through so I want to have all good hearts lol

[cold carbon]

i have the lowes thearts with pieere and i dont care

because i hate him

[white spindle]

does it never rain in summer?

[cold carbon]

it rains

[copper trail]

it storms

[cold carbon]

i had 3 whole thunderstorms duirn summer

they never stopped

[waxen socket]

Same but like whatever

[white spindle]

whattt

[cerulean warren]

I want more thunderstorms I need battery packs

[white spindle]

i hope theres a thunderstorm soon i rlly need 2 make crystallariums

[cerulean warren]

All I need to finish ||the boat|| is 3 more of them

[cold carbon]

the only reason i play junimo kart still

[cerulean warren]

Bc I used them all on lampposts earlier in the year

[cold carbon]

is because i want to prove im better then lewis

i will beat lewis

[cerulean warren]

I am laughably bad at junimo kart

[cold carbon]

31100 is my high score

[waxen socket]

Whats the best floor for slime spawings?

[waxen socket]

Whoa

[cold carbon]

its not high enough!

i must beat lewis

[granite flame]

can't be bad as i am

[cold carbon]

i will beat him

i wont stop until i beat him

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

junimo kart is rigged

[rancid sphinx]

are you looking for prismatic slime?

[waxen socket]

Naa I just got the slime hutch and need more eggs

[cold carbon]

maybe if i focus i will beat him

[cobalt hare]

Junimo cart is very rigged

[cerulean warren]

Lewis hacked the machine to make his high score unbeatable

[cold carbon]

its not unbeatble

i dont beleive it

i will turn pro

i will not water my crops

i wont do anyhtong until i beat him

[static canopy]

time stops when u play it

[cold carbon]

danm

i was playing this game while waiting for 10 pm so i can see the monnlight jellies

dosent matter

that maeans its even better

junimo kart

[static canopy]

if its not on multiplayer tho