stardew-valley

[ashen flume]

Ah yes I'll just go up a hill to sell my multiple bottles of wine brb

[trim inlet]

why does it need to be spoilered

[ashen flume]

||skull cavern|| ?cause its a cc reward

[visual quail]

pickle has made a pretty nice guide:
#stardew-valley message

[trim inlet]

ig but i feel like its not really a secter it exists

secret

[summer trellis]

How do I check what profession I am on the switch version

[trim inlet]

what do i do with 26 cave carrots

[boreal idol]

Love how its half in the tree

[boreal idol]

How far along are you?

[trim inlet]

last day of spring y2

[hasty pond]

skills tab

[cerulean warren]

cave carrots are good for some recipes

[boreal idol]

Ig you could keep some and sell the others, im not sure theres much use for them

[cerulean warren]

Miners treat is good for mining days

[trim inlet]

also is there anyhting i should make sure i have done bc spring is about to end

[summer trellis]

OH thank you, I didn't realize I could scroll over the orange tabs.

[cerulean warren]

are you doing the community center?

[trim inlet]

i finished all the spring things

[trim inlet]

well the spring named bundles and the quality parsnips

[cerulean warren]

you're all good then!! When I was in y1 I didn't even re-enter the cc until summer so ended up having to wait til next spring 🥲

[trim inlet]

moment

[crisp karma]

I’m back

[trim inlet]

ok! i accidentally left my pc on for 80 percent of spring so i missed it and i am basically experiencing spring my first time lol

[crisp karma]

Get straw hat

[gloomy mist]

wait what

[crisp karma]

At easter

[trim inlet]

i just finished spring

and i got it

[shy cosmos]

Rip any gold you have

[cerulean warren]

your character went through a torturous loop of waking up, staring at the wall for 20 hours, then passing out every single day

[shy cosmos]

Now we know how our fish feels

[gloomy mist]

if only they had opened their menu

[shy cosmos]

What year were you? 😂

[trim inlet]

it was my first time ever playing this game. i missed the 4th to the 25th

[rain rapids]

Ello

[cold carbon]

im going to zuzu city comic con with sophia from the sve mod

[gloomy mist]

i cant believe mods are mostly free

[cold carbon]

modders are amazing some like sve feel like dlc

[onyx schooner]

How the heck do i get to do that

[clever spire]

it’s a mod not a place in vanilla

[trim inlet]

gold pickaxe pog

[onyx schooner]

no ik i have sve

[cold carbon]

i married sophia when i walked into my house in summer she asked if i want to go

[clever spire]

yeah zuzu city is still a mod

[onyx schooner]

aahhh! I cant wait to marry her

[cold carbon]

ints next spring tough

[clever spire]

only shows up in cut scenes

[cold carbon]

you can get a mod to actually explore there

think

[onyx schooner]

shes worth the year wait haha

[clever spire]

yep

like i said it’s called zuzu city

[trim inlet]

enchanter bundle annoying :(((

[cold carbon]

it dosent work well with sve i dont think

[clever spire]

no it’s still a newer mod

zuzu city

[left remnant]

if i download a mod, then can i use it on my old farm or will it go corrupt?

[onyx schooner]

depends on the mod!

[clever spire]

it’ll tell u in the description of the mod

really depends

[left remnant]

does not say anything about it in the description

and it does not change the map anything

[worthy heath]

Does anyone know what happened if when i finished the day, I heard a weird coughing or laughing sound?

[onyx schooner]

what mod is it?

[left remnant]

yeah it worked no worries

[onyx schooner]

did the witch go by on the night screen

[sharp yacht]

sorry that was me

[cold carbon]

#modded-stardew might help

[clever spire]

i wouldn’t get it if it doesn’t say anything

but if it’s like a small mod maybe it’s good

[trim inlet]

does a fish's length affect anything

[cerulean warren]

It doesn't afaik

there should be a fishing tourney like the old ac where the aim is to catch the biggest fish 🐟

[supple glen]

No, only quality affects the price

[trim inlet]

so why does it exist?

[supple glen]

Dunno

[trim inlet]

maybe longer ones give more xp

[supple glen]

I guess you get more XP for catching different lengths iirc

Ye

Not particularly longer but a new different size will give more iirc

[cobalt hare]

Wait you can do that? Is that a recent update to the zuzu city mod?

[trim inlet]

I CAUGHT A MUTANT CARP POG

moment

moment

moment

moment

[coarse stream]

Just started a new farm on standard

[cold carbon]

no i jsut got asked by sophia

[coarse stream]

I'd need a layout to start with

[trim obsidian]

Im here

[novel thistle]

@trim obsidian You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[clever spire]

cowooooooook!!

[ashen flume]

Planner time

[coarse stream]

Oh absolutely

[trim inlet]

i just got the best moment of my life

[trim obsidian]

What in the goddamn?

[trim inlet]

goddamn the waht?

[clever spire]

leave linus alone man

linus is just vibing

[trim inlet]

u want me to abandon my bae???

what do i even do with a mutant carp

[clever spire]

nothing

[trim inlet]

just a flex?

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271745111294042.gif?v=1

[cold carbon]

emily thinks i water my plants

how funny

[crude tapir]

mutant carp is so ez its not a flex, but still a legendary ig

[trim inlet]

i mean u need it for mastery ig

[clever spire]

yuh

[trim inlet]

its good for piss brain me who didnt even know legendary fish existed

[cold carbon]

its funny how you charcter moved to stardw to get away from joja and live a relaxing life

[trim inlet]

it is?

[cold carbon]

i meant that the opposite happens

not one day does the farmer ever relax

[trim inlet]

but its fun life

u get to kill things

[cold carbon]

fun?

you say paying hervey 1 k evrytime you die in the mines is fum

half the people in town suck

[trim inlet]

1. dont die 2. linus

[cold carbon]

clint is a weird stalker

[trim inlet]

how is he a stalker

he is socailly anxious but has a crush on someone

not stalker

[cold carbon]

let me show you something

i cant post images

[crude tapir]

try #images-and-memes

[shy rock]

hihiiiiii

[cold carbon]

oh yes

i sw something on the wiki

[shy rock]

clint is cool

[crude tapir]

skull emoji

[cerulean warren]

i am so ready to kick pierres ass at the fall festival tomorrow

[serene walrus]

clint yucky

[crude tapir]

ikr

[shy rock]

is anyone else year 5

[cold carbon]

"You find Clint watching Emily from the bushes." this dialouge is in one of his heart events

[shy rock]

Linus<3333

[trim inlet]

in context it is fine

[clever spire]

clint a redditor frl

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[cold carbon]

nah hes a discord mod

[clever spire]

he can b both

[shy rock]

can u even get linus to live with u

[trim inlet]

You find Clint watching Emily from the bushes. He says he was going to ask Emily out on a date, and got as far as her doorstep before he heard her coming and dove into the bushes. He says he's waiting for her to finish talking with Caroline so he can sneak back to his house. You threaten Clint with never upgrading your tools again if he doesn't ask her out, and he grudgingly agrees.
He approaches Emily and asks to speak to her privately. "I was wondering if you'd go w... with... tomorrow, me... gulp (pause) I've got two tickets for the Grampleton Carnival tomorrow. W... Would you go with me?" Emily says that sounds like fun and accepts; Clint responds that he'll pick her up tomorrow.

Clint is ecstatic and nervous. He thanks you for forcing him to finally ask her out.

[clever spire]

[shy rock]

can it b done

[crude tapir]

he IS probably both

[clever spire]

no sadly

linus likes his tent too much

[shy rock]

crying

[cold carbon]

can i live with linus

[shy rock]

i tried to put a heater in there for him

[scenic forge]

Alright for my fellow console players if you are playing the game and your friend randomly disconnects from your world. Quit out of the game if you sleep to save your game you will be disconnected yourself and will lose your entire farm that just happened to me and my 100+hr world

[quiet compass]

fake strawberry :0

[serene walrus]

welcome<3 and f

[cold carbon]

have you guys seen the lewis and marnie scene

[clever spire]

yes

[scenic forge]

Would of if my file didn't corrupt like it did

[clever spire]

[cold carbon]

i put his shorts in the lua

[clever spire]

should’ve saved it for the fall festival

could’ve gotten $$$$

[ashen flume]

You dont get it back after the Luau?

[quiet compass]

Nope but if you put a staircase in your pants slot...

[trim inlet]

moment

[cold carbon]

why do most of the villagers suck

[trim inlet]

they dont

[ashen flume]

Yeah theres that,i thought you got it back after luau

[cold carbon]

pieere spends most of his time focusing on hsi business rather then his family

clint is just clint

[trim inlet]

whats wrong with clint

[cold carbon]

everything

[ashen flume]

Clint is extremely concerning

[crude tapir]

spitting facts

[cold carbon]

i want to punch clint

[trim inlet]

but why

[shy rock]

im strawbaby

[ashen flume]

Theres like 5 Red flags already seen in his dialogues

[crude tapir]

deadass

[trim inlet]

what are they

[boreal idol]

What did clint do

[cold carbon]

exist

[clever spire]

clint an incel frl

[ashen flume]

Hold on ive seen it in a video

[trim inlet]

bruh hes just socially akward

[crude tapir]

he still hits on emily after the farmer married her? clint also hits on u sometimes if you chose to play as a woman

[cold carbon]

clint has flirted on my wife

multiple times

[ashen flume]

FRR I WOULD MENTION THE SECOND ONE BUT ITS POST CC

[trim inlet]

i married emily and i have never seen clint hit on her

[cold carbon]

i have downloaded amod that replaces him with another emily

[cold carbon]

he is so weird

[crude tapir]

BRO SHOW ME IN #stardew-spoilers

[clever spire]

lol

[trim inlet]

whats wrong with someone hitting on u

[clever spire]

fuck no

[cold carbon]

bro what the fuck

[trim inlet]

ok thats fuckin weird

[cold carbon]

that is weird

[crude tapir]

see.

[cold carbon]

im not caliing clint

[clever spire]

clint treats emily like an object

[trim inlet]

ok but thats 2 villagers

not most

[crude tapir]

we never said anything about others? am i trippin lol

[cold carbon]

lewis and pieere

[trim inlet]

that space man did

[cold carbon]

also suck

[crude tapir]

ah

[crude tapir]

yup.

[boreal idol]

Caroline gives me instagram eco mom vibes

[crude tapir]

LMFAO

[cold carbon]

lewis hides his releationship with ||marnie|| becase hes scared that he will lose his job as mayor

[ashen flume]

Pierre

[cold carbon]

and pieeere spends most of his time focusing on his shop rather then his actual family

[ashen flume]

Pierre,Clint,lewis

Thats three

[trim inlet]

3 isnt most

[boreal idol]

Why would he loose his job??

[cold carbon]

i dont know why

hes just scared

[ashen flume]

Why would it be most?

[boreal idol]

I like jodi but i dont know her that well yet

[trim inlet]

that space man said most villagers are wewird

[cold carbon]

i was exxergating the number

[ashen flume]

Also theres some of the marriage candidates but that is a lot more on the gray area so i wont even mention it

[smoky dawn]

what space man

[quaint dove]

trying to reach level 25 of skull cavern
on level 24
tries to drink energy tonic
accidently goes back upstairs

I used all of my stone too :')

[ashen flume]

Why you using stone for that?

[cold carbon]

if you talk to caroline during some events she will say "i wish pieere spent time with his family rather that spending time on his business

so yeah pieere sucks

[quaint dove]

Stairs. I want to get some iridium too :/

[ashen flume]

Isnt it easier to just trade jades tho

[quaint dove]

.... is it?

[cold carbon]

me space man

[crude tapir]

oh no dont use stone for stairs, crystalarium some jades and then ||trade on sunday at the desert trader||

[ashen flume]

Yeah just trade jades for one staircase each

[quaint dove]

inhale

[cold carbon]

how do i get to the skull mines

[smoky dawn]

ohhh i thought it was some in game thing i haven’t seen yet lmao

[smoky dawn]

u need a key

[cold carbon]

does ||mr qi|| give it to me

[crude tapir]

get the skull key from lvl 120 normal mines and you need acces to the ||desert||

[cold carbon]

got acess to the ||deseert ||

[smoky dawn]

i don’t remember where u get it from sorry

[cold carbon]

someone told me no worrys

my goal right now is to get to the skull mines and maybe star rebuilding the commounity center

[crude tapir]

||then after you got the keys just go upper left corner, go in that entrance||

[smoky dawn]

does someone have tips for fishing

it’s awfully hard sometimes tbh

[cold carbon]

upgrade your level in it to get a bigger greenbar thing

[crude tapir]

better rod, lvl up ur fishing skill, bait and tackles and fishing food

+skills ;)

[smoky dawn]

so bait is definitely worth it

[smoky dawn]

and ty!!

[serene walrus]

bait gooood

[crude tapir]

it reduces the time for a fish to bait yep

[smoky dawn]

okay okay

[trim inlet]

moment 💀

[cold carbon]

im actually doing pretty good

[hasty pond]

delete and post in #stardew-spoilers

[cold carbon]

i find this game so hard

but so relaxing

[shy rock]

how so?

hard in what way

[cold carbon]

most of the mechaniccs and how much you can do in it confuses me

[shy rock]

it gets easier

[cold carbon]

but then i startded using the wiki and mods which helped me

[crude tapir]

[shy rock]

you might get bored soon so enjoyyyyy the confusion

[cold carbon]

i ahve played this game for ages

the save i have right now is the fathest i got into the game

[shy rock]

i havent unlocked the other farm yet

[cold carbon]

right now on my farm i have fully upgraded my house married on of the villagers and got some farm animals

[shy rock]

im one season away from completing the community center

[ashen flume]

Oh post cc pls delete

[shy rock]

I need ONE FIDDLEHEAD FERN

[cold carbon]

what years is everyone in

im in year 2

[trim inlet]

me too

[ashen flume]

Oh

[boreal idol]

Winter year 1

[shy rock]

year 5

[cold carbon]

i still have like one or 2 hearts nearly all the villagers

[shy rock]

i married emily

and then divorced her

i want sebastian now

[wary mesa]

if i do joja can i still get the stuff you get from completing community center ||The boat|| and ||Pams house upgrade ||

[cold carbon]

i maried sophia i dont have the herat to divorce any of the villagers

[shy rock]

idk im anti capitalism

[distant sphinx]

yes

[shy rock]

she hates me she wont accept any of my gifts

[ashen flume]

Yeah but dont mention post cc here

[distant sphinx]

new pfp

[cold carbon]

why does sohphia hate you

[ashen flume]

Yeeah more fox

[distant sphinx]

derp fox

[shy rock]

are you a moderator?

[distant sphinx]

no lmao

[cold carbon]

did you eat a puppyfish infront of or something

[distant sphinx]

people with the green junimo role are

[shy rock]

wrong person fucc

[wary mesa]

but i put in spoiler?

[shy rock]

are u a moderator?

[ashen flume]

Yeah but still

[distant sphinx]

👆

[queen merlin]

a mod in a jar

[ashen flume]

No,not really

[distant sphinx]

not really? 🤨

[shy rock]

lol

[ashen flume]

Shhhh

[queen merlin]

[shy rock]

i didnt get my greenhouse until year 5

was very upsettingand i have beach farm</3

[ashen flume]

How do you survive there

[trim inlet]

what does greenhouse even do

[distant sphinx]

yeah... beach farm isn't goog for beginners

[distant sphinx]

animals

[shy rock]

it was my first fram hahaha i didnt know

[distant sphinx]

year round crops + no crows

[shy rock]

i make it work

[ashen flume]

||plant any crops and trees ,independent of season||

[shy rock]

plus i used the name hack

to get iridium and treasure chest 😭

[ashen flume]

Omg

I did that in my first save too

[shy rock]

i had tooooo

[distant sphinx]

you guys knew about that in your first save?

[shy rock]

beach farm was harder than i anticipated

[trim inlet]

whats the name hack

[shy rock]

youtube it!! its very helpful

sdv name hack

[distant sphinx]

when you name yourself or something [item id] whenever an npc says that name, said item spawns

[shy rock]

and then look up the sdv id codes

[ashen flume]

Eventually i created the one i play on rn with no exploits,and its going very good

[shy rock]

what fram

[ashen flume]

Just standard

I do have an advanced forest save too

[shy rock]

im not creative enough for standard

[distant sphinx]

y7

[distant sphinx]

then don't be

[shy rock]

huh

[ashen flume]

Commit hilltop

[shy rock]

dont be what lol

[distant sphinx]

#farms-and-outfits message

not mine but you can always industrialize the extra space

[shy rock]

i might do hilltop next i just hate being so sslow in a new save

[ivory sonnet]

how many crops can i place on the greenhouse??

[distant sphinx]

120

[ashen flume]

Oh god its gorilas perfect decorations again

[shy rock]

i think 120

[ashen flume]

Dont the crates drop anything useful?

[ivory sonnet]

thanks

[distant sphinx]

this is his cindersap forest

[quiet compass]

My favorite farm type is the snow farm

[shy rock]

the crates are great on beach farm

[ashen flume]

Omfg

[shy rock]

snow farm??

[quiet compass]

Nah nvm. I like the volcano farm more

[shy rock]

like a farm in winter?

is that a mod?

[quiet compass]

No I'm trolling

[distant sphinx]

stop confusing them strawberry

[quiet compass]

Okii fine 😭

[shy rock]

crying

[quiet compass]

im the true strawberry

[shy rock]

yes i agree

i just got here

[distant sphinx]

one is strawbby

the other is strawberry

[ashen flume]

The reunion of strawberries

[trim inlet]

alr i gtg bye

[shy rock]

its suppose to be a play on strawbaby

[trim inlet]

moment

[shy rock]

byyeyeye

ily linus

[distant sphinx]

bye 👋

[ashen flume]

Cya!

[trim inlet]

moment :((((

[shy rock]

are yall excited for concerened ape new game

[ashen flume]

Yeah very,problem is idk how im even gonna buy it

[shy rock]

truuuu

how much is it\

[ashen flume]

Not more than stardew iirc

[quiet compass]

"How many genders are there?"

"Idk bro I just got here 💀"

[shy rock]

its only my second day out here idk

quoting uzi

[fierce quiver]

Do animals not go outside if there's no grass to eat nearby? Or maybe don't go out if it's raining?

[shy rock]

not if its raining

[ashen flume]

They go outside everyday except if its raining or winter

[fierce quiver]

ah

[shy rock]

im not a fan of combat

so idk how ill like choco

i get scared in skull cavern

[tranquil bloom]

what are fairy seeds and should i buy them

[fierce quiver]

dangit I forgot another birthday

[shy rock]

buy them to make fairy honey

place them near beehives

to make honey more profitable

[distant sphinx]

#stardew-valley message this may help

[shy rock]

buy one fairy seed for every 8 beehive

[tranquil bloom]

ty

[ashen flume]

A few flowers,theyre good for gifting and what strawbby said

[shy rock]

they also make good gifts

yuuss

[ashen flume]

Only know that because of evelyn

She is amazing

[shy rock]

i just got her recipe

[trim inlet]

im back

[shy rock]

are there any perks to befriending

evelyns husband

forgor his name

[ashen flume]

George

[trim inlet]

george also idk

[boreal idol]

George

[trim inlet]

i gtg again

[ashen flume]

Villagers in general can mail you gifts and recipes

[shy rock]

okay 😭

[ashen flume]

So its nice

[distant sphinx]

george can mail you stone

[shy rock]

i feel like hed send me rocks or some shtt

BRUH LOL

[ashen flume]

On spot

[distant sphinx]

that's exactly what he does xD

[dense frigate]

And I thought he was useless

[ashen flume]

I mean rocks are useful

[shy rock]

do yall think the quarry is useful

[dense frigate]

Only 100+ if it's like 50 or 1 or smthn it's worthless

[distant sphinx]

yes for storing kegs and trees

[distant sphinx]

it's like 20 stone

[tranquil bloom]

ok the traveling cart is selling rare seeds do i buy as many as i can or like just a few

[dense frigate]

So bad yeah

[ashen flume]

20 is still good idk

[distant sphinx]

you only need 2 your entire playthrough

[shy rock]

tru wtf are rare seeds for

[ashen flume]

Get like two and leave

[distant sphinx]

sweet gem berries

[dense frigate]

Imo 20 is not really that great, I mean you can get batteries and stuff from other people

[shy rock]

oh word

i will buy

[distant sphinx]

you need 1 for a stardrop (not gonna spoil how ;)) and 1 for shipping completion

[tranquil bloom]

kk

[ashen flume]

Yeah its not the best but better than the vegetable Caroline randomly mailed me

[distant sphinx]

none of the gifts are consistent or good anyways

[ashen flume]

Or the cherry bomb

[ashen flume]

The best ones are from pam

[dense frigate]

Wow that's awful..

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-yeah-yup-agree-gif-17858763

[shy rock]

brb

at wokr

[cobalt hare]

Hi!

[shadow egret]

ay

[serene walrus]

welcome<3

[cobalt hare]

Thank you I just starting playing stardew again after forever

I’m 15 hours in on my new file

[serene walrus]

niceee what season you in lol

[cobalt hare]

Summer first year

[unborn patrol]

loser

[cobalt hare]

I used to play on pc but now I play on Xbox

[serene walrus]

lmao welcome aswell

[ruby zealot]

About to redownload the game for the third time

[quiet compass]

E

[ivory sonnet]

where abouts to i place trees

like in

greenhouse

[azure spade]

i like to fish

[left remnant]

whats the best sapling for money?

[halcyon abyss]

Epic welcome

[clever spire]

the 2 expensive ones

[azure spade]

i will be the best fisherman this town has ever seen

[clever spire]

i don’t remember what they r just that they cost more than the others

[trim inlet]

i haveth returned

moment

[shut sparrow]

I play stardew valley on my phone and got a new computer, can i transfer my progress on to my computer so i dont lose it?

[serene walrus]

yes

[trim inlet]

maybe #vanilla-tech-support

[shy rock]

woah u can play on phone

[serene walrus]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Saves

[shy rock]

whats that like??

[serene walrus]

btw if you transfer your save to computer you won’t be able to go back

[shy rock]

u should just be able to log into steam

[scenic yacht]

what should I do with my 7 spare ||prismatic shards||

[halcyon abyss]

Eat em

[shy rock]

gift them

[shut sparrow]

I dont have it logged it into my phone

[scenic yacht]

fuck no

[slate adder]

Do you have to load bait every time you cast or will it auto use somehow?

[shy rock]

then dont ask

tf

[serene walrus]

save them for now you’ll need them later

[scenic yacht]

oh ok

[wicked ermine]

You hold the bait in your hand and right clikc the rod and it will put it in the rod

[shy rock]

u load it up once. one gets used for every catch

[wicked ermine]

If you put a stack it will use one every time you cast

[tiny oyster]

What’s the best way to fix the bus

[scenic yacht]

get money

[slate adder]

tyvm

[trim inlet]

feed them to the rock child

[halcyon abyss]

Money

[shy rock]

buy it

[tiny oyster]

Ain’t no way am gonna waste 45,700

[halcyon abyss]

Too bad

[shy rock]

easiest way lol

[tiny oyster]

😭

[trim inlet]

thats only way

[spiral sorrel]

can you grow crops of any season in the greenhouse?

[shy rock]

yes

[scenic yacht]

yeah

[trim inlet]

yes thats the point

[tiny oyster]

I make 3k at most per 5 days 😭

[shy rock]

use the name hack

and spawn treasure chests

[distant sphinx]

well play at your own pace

[spiral sorrel]

so i can grow summer seeds in the fall?

[tiny oyster]

The hell is that

[shy rock]

ez money

[shut sparrow]

yes

[distant sphinx]

it's fine that you're not making as much money as other people

[shy rock]

youtube sdv name hack

[distant sphinx]

just have fun

[serene walrus]

joja is cheaper it’s like 40kg but you can’t go back if you join membership :P

[shy rock]

but i suggest enjoying the gameplay

[tiny oyster]

Screw joja

[halcyon abyss]

[serene walrus]

lol ya

[shy rock]

we hate joja

[tiny oyster]

Yeah true

[distant sphinx]

joja is love

[shy rock]

eat my shorts

[scenic yacht]

what's wrong with joja

[distant sphinx]

join us, thrive

[shy rock]

capitalism

[halcyon abyss]

Well the farmer kinda survives on capitalism lmao

[tiny oyster]

Thrive 👹

[shy rock]

so tru

[trim inlet]

moment

[tiny oyster]

Big question

[scenic yacht]

best weapon is ||galaxy hammer|| right?

[tiny oyster]

Who should I propose to

[halcyon abyss]

Personal choice

[tiny oyster]

Emily or Shane

[scenic yacht]

||krobus||

[trim inlet]

no the sword

[trim inlet]

yes

[halcyon abyss]

I would personally do shane

I dont like emily

[shy rock]

sebastian

[scenic yacht]

how

[tiny oyster]

Hell to the naw

[shy rock]

i divorced emily

[trim inlet]

i would do

[distant sphinx]

no hammer is better

[shy rock]

u can marry linus bro

[distant sphinx]

it does more damage and the special move is actually useful

[trim inlet]

isnt the sword better cuz its faster

[distant sphinx]

skill issue

[trim inlet]

thats what my friend told me

[scenic yacht]

animation cancelling so doesn't matter

[distant sphinx]

you can modify the speed in lategame

[shy rock]

hammers r overrated

[tiny oyster]

Fr? Screw Emily am going for Linus

[distant sphinx]

also just learn to time your attacks

[shy rock]

no i was asking

[distant sphinx]

they're the best weapons in the game 😐

[halcyon abyss]

You cant it was a typo

[shy rock]

i doubt u can marry him

[scenic yacht]

you can't marry linus sadly

[tiny oyster]

😭

I know

[distant sphinx]

speed bonk

[halcyon abyss]

Ironic i misspelled typo

[tiny oyster]

Sad

[shy rock]

whats wrong w sebastian

[distant sphinx]

nothing

[shy rock]

cute emo

[tiny oyster]

Nothing

[distant sphinx]

sebastian is frog boi

[shy rock]

whats the farm with leo called

[tiny oyster]

Am looking for characters I like and would benefit from marriage

[distant sphinx]

post cc

[distant sphinx]

you don't benefit much

[tiny oyster]

Shane and Emily are two characters I like and would benefit

[shy rock]

well ff how do i censor it

[distant sphinx]

!spoilers

[halcyon abyss]

No youre not allowed to talk about it here

[tiny oyster]

Ya know, gifts

[distant sphinx]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

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[scenic yacht]

you don't get much at all

[halcyon abyss]

Anything post cc isnt allowed

[scenic yacht]

besides ||stardrop||

[distant sphinx]

they're not that useful and they don't give you gifts often

[shy rock]

thts crrazy

[tiny oyster]

Hmmmm

I realized something while playing

[scenic yacht]

I've realized many things while playing 👍

[tiny oyster]

Isn’t that shop dude married with Caroline or someone with green hair

[clever spire]

yuh

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-nod-yeah-yup-agree-gif-17858763

[clever spire]

pierre

[scenic yacht]

yh

[tiny oyster]

Abigail is their daughter right?

[distant sphinx]

yes

[scenic yacht]

kinda

[distant sphinx]

well...

[tiny oyster]

Why tf does she have purple hair 🤨

And the only person with purple hair is the wizard 🤨 🤨

[halcyon abyss]

She technically dyed it

[distant sphinx]

||it's implied in game that abigail's real father is the wizard||

[scenic yacht]

it's hinted that caroline cheated on pierre with the wizard

[tiny oyster]

Knew it

[tiny oyster]

Where tho

[quiet compass]

Abigail dyed it but her roots never grew in

[distant sphinx]

or as a previous relationship

[quiet compass]

i love modded propaganda

[tiny oyster]

Doesn’t Pierre find out

[distant sphinx]

it's not modded

[scenic yacht]

it's not modded?

[distant sphinx]

it's confirmed in sve but implied in vanilla

[trim inlet]

whats the best sword for floor 85 of mines cuz thats where i am an i need help

[quiet compass]

There are wizard x Caroline mods

[clever spire]

not hinted just speculation

[quiet compass]

Go 5 more floors, there's a good sword on floor 90

[distant sphinx]

bone sword

[left remnant]

is pigs the best barn animal?

[trim inlet]

ok thats what i have

[distant sphinx]

yea

[quiet compass]

Y E S .

[left remnant]

ok because im bouta buy 12 of em

[scenic yacht]

ye

[trim inlet]

what do pigs even give u

[distant sphinx]

truffles

[tiny oyster]

Truffle

[scenic yacht]

truffles

[trim inlet]

ah

[quiet compass]

Truffles a stupidly profitable foragable

[distant sphinx]

haha I was first

[scenic yacht]

which become idriduim quality with foraging 10 perk iirc

[tiny oyster]

😡

[distant sphinx]

🤤

moneyy

[trim inlet]

well it makes since cuz they rare af irl

[tiny oyster]

I’ve never seen purple

[trim inlet]

but they are delicious

[quiet compass]

Truffles w lvl 10 foraging is cracked

[distant sphinx]

you need botanist perk level 10 foraging gatherer->botanist

[left remnant]

but like does it make a lot of truffle or just like one a day?

[tiny oyster]

And what does that do?

[scenic yacht]

makes all foragables iridium quality

[halcyon abyss]

Its based on friendship

[cobalt hare]

approx 3 a day at max friendship

[quiet compass]

Guaranteed iridium quality foragables and a chance of a double harvest (2 for 1)

[distant sphinx]

minimum of 1 per day after maturing

[tiny oyster]

Goddamn

So

Which would be better

[distant sphinx]

basically quadruple your money

[left remnant]

per pig?

[distant sphinx]

gatherer leads into botanist

[cobalt hare]

yea

[tiny oyster]

Artisan or botanist

[distant sphinx]

like a skill tree

[quiet compass]

Id say more like 3x

[scenic yacht]

artisan is farming

[cobalt hare]

artisan is a farming perk, botanist is foraging

[distant sphinx]

artisan is for farming

[tiny oyster]

I k ow

[hollow peak]

imagine choosing

[cobalt hare]

so both lol

[tiny oyster]

But which makes more money

[hollow peak]

artisan

[scenic yacht]

artisan

[distant sphinx]

yeah since gatherer is a chance not guarantee

[hollow peak]

botanist is terrible money

[tiny oyster]

40% right?

[hollow peak]

its only good cuz its what you can get for foraging

[distant sphinx]

botanist is only good for truffles and inventory management

[tiny oyster]

But if you get iridium truffle, doesn’t that make iridium oil

[distant sphinx]

ye

[distant sphinx]

nope quality doesn't apply to processed goods

[tiny oyster]

If u know what I mean

[quiet compass]

No.

[tiny oyster]

Crap

[distant sphinx]

that's why you should always start with your lower quality crops and stuff

then work your way up to the silver and gold ones

[trim inlet]

foor 90 ez

[hollow peak]

botanist is mostly just a feel-good profession

[tiny oyster]

Aight ima dip

Thx for the help

[trim inlet]

bye

[hollow peak]

like, having all iridium quality stuff doesn't actually help you that much

[distant sphinx]

no more 3 different stacks of items

yes it does

it saves space

[hollow peak]

that doesnt help that much

you could easily just trash the other items

[distant sphinx]

hoarder moment

[hollow peak]

realistically, it has terrible scaling

[wild moss]

botanist is very good for multiple reasons

[trim inlet]

A BALLOON BARFING FIREBALLS IS KILLING ME HELP

[wild moss]

you don’t need to make truffle oil because iridium truffles are expensive

there are a ton of people who love forageables so you get better gifts for them

[distant sphinx]

you can hit the fireballs

[cyan merlin]

yeah i save a ton of time by not having to process the truffles and selling them as is

[wild moss]

you can save chest and inventory space

[hollow peak]

but lets say given the choice between botanist and artisan, which would you choose?

you can't choose both

[wild moss]

you make a lot more money from winter seeds

[distant sphinx]

best

[wild moss]

why would you have to choose between a farming profession and a foraging profession

[distant sphinx]

thankfully we don't have to

[hollow peak]

to compare professions beyond the different types

botanist is the best you can get from foraging, yes

[distant sphinx]

that's kinda weird

[hollow peak]

but is it the best of the best?

[distant sphinx]

like comparing fighter against tiller

or miner against angler

[trim inlet]

botanist makes everything iridium right?

[distant sphinx]

yeah all forages

except fruit from trees

[trim inlet]

what are the best professions for everything

[left remnant]

how many hearts does an auto petter get me?

[wild moss]

artisan > acrobat > miner > fisher > botanist > idk other stuff

[crude tapir]

[quiet compass]

Artisan is literally the best perk, no competition soooo

[distant sphinx]

I was doing that but specifying what skill each goes into

[wild moss]

artisan for farming, angler or pirate for fishing, mining depends, foraging botanist, combat either brute or acrobat

acrobat is much better if you use hammers or daggers

[distant sphinx]

and you did it anyways lmao

[crude tapir]

so true lenin

[clever spire]

real

[quiet compass]

Smart Lenin

[wild moss]

for mining prospector is generally good

[distant sphinx]

COAL

[trim inlet]

what abut level 5 professions

[wild moss]

if you’re trying to finish the museum use excavator

[distant sphinx]

those are kinda given with the level 10s

[wild moss]

if you’re good at skull cavern blacksmith

[distant sphinx]

just wiki lel

[left remnant]

should i sell my truffles raw=

[wild moss]

if you have like a thousand crystalariums gemologist

[quiet compass]

Yeah tbh. Unless you can mass produce truffle oil

[clever spire]

lenin what’s ur opinion on aged salmomberry wine?

🎤

[crude tapir]

you scared lenin away

[distant sphinx]

salmonberry wine actually is a loss of profit compared to iridium quality salmonberries with|| bear's knowledge||

[left remnant]

i have never gotten anything in iridium quality

[trim inlet]

is the steel falchion better than obsidian edge

[clever spire]

in the aaaaarms of an angel

[distant sphinx]

yeah but not worth buying imo

if you're struggling just get a lava katana 25k

[trim inlet]

im not far enough to get that

im floor 90

[distant sphinx]

just go with obsidian edge and run from the monsters then

only use it when you have to

[trim inlet]

ok

[distant sphinx]

what were you about to say panda

[crude tapir]

idk what u r atlking about haha-

[clever spire]

[trim inlet]

moment

[clever spire]

i didnt mean to scare lenin off

rip

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[trim inlet]

I HATE PIERRE HE SO LAZY NOT OPEN ON WEDNESDAY

[quiet compass]

Um.. is there something wrong with taking breaks?

[distant sphinx]

1 day break is too much smh

[trim inlet]

yes

[distant sphinx]

just complete the cc then

[quiet compass]

pierre has a life to live... I think...

[distant sphinx]

or get post cc wallet item

[zinc jacinth]

hi

[quiet compass]

💀💀

[trim inlet]

moment

[distant sphinx]

hello welcome 👋

fuck

[zinc jacinth]

thank you :)

its ok

[quiet compass]

Hi! Welciii

[zinc jacinth]

thanksss

hows everyone doing

[trim inlet]

idk what to do im summer year 2

[distant sphinx]

tired but FRIDAY

[distant sphinx]

that's optimal money time

[zinc jacinth]

ive never seen pierre get out of the shop except the events.

literally.

[quiet compass]

Ajahrwjajrhe yeah fr

[trim inlet]

how get money

[zinc jacinth]

lmao

[quiet compass]

Pierre and ||kent|| are homestuck, at least ||kent|| touches grass tho

[distant sphinx]

he does have a life

[zinc jacinth]

it sucks to be stuck in 1.4

[zinc jacinth]

...

friday. ye

[distant sphinx]

L mobile user feels bad

[zinc jacinth]

thats

[zinc jacinth]

yes

[crude tapir]

mobile moment

[zinc jacinth]

its been a year.

it really sucks

[distant sphinx]

*over a year

[gloomy mist]

stands at a counter for 14h/day

[quiet compass]

Mobile 😧✌️

[zinc jacinth]

true.

[trim inlet]

bro leaves one day a week for 5 hourse 💀

[crude tapir]

youre really rubbing it in

[zinc jacinth]

thats what im talking about

[zinc jacinth]

the respect 😭

[mint burrow]

mental health day . obv.

[distant sphinx]

also only paid $5 that's why no 1.5

[rain rapids]

I unlocked skull cavern! 💃

[crude tapir]

OH?

[zinc jacinth]

Wait

[crude tapir]

fr???

[zinc jacinth]

1.5 is canceled for mobile????

[distant sphinx]

no

[quiet compass]

spoiler 😧

[zinc jacinth]

Oh

[mint burrow]

PC MASTER RACE

[crude tapir]

what no

[distant sphinx]

!mobileupdate

[novel thistle]

Please use this command in governors-mansion if you are checking for news, the embed can be viewed there. Here's the latest from ConcernedApe:
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1504555161666011142
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1504580729342095360

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@Drake17570469 Unfortunately I still don't have a solid release date for you. I really hate to have to say that, but that's the way it is. But I have not abandoned or forgotten about the update and I am still doing the best that I can to make it happen as soon as possible

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430

Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 8:27 PM

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@megthehopeful It's kind of complicated, but involves a legal/business issue which I can't really get into, the necessity to have a whole new team work on it, and then multiple setbacks and missed deadlines due to people being unfamiliar with the code or underestimating the difficulty

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 10:09 PM

[zinc jacinth]

fuck

[distant sphinx]

it's planned to release before 1.6

[zinc jacinth]

YEEEES

but aye, i'd rather wait for it to release wituout bugs

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO imagine us getting 1.6 and mobile still on 1.4 i would laugh my soul out

[gloomy mist]

why doesnt he just delete the mobile version 🙄

[zinc jacinth]

thats just not...

[rain rapids]

@quiet compass I'm sorry but how do I do the blocking spoiler thing again? :)

[gloomy mist]

imagine whats on 1.6

[zinc jacinth]

not funny ;-;

[distant sphinx]

modding qol

[quiet compass]

Just conjure up a pc 🙄

[zinc jacinth]

🙂

[wild moss]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

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[distant sphinx]

!spoilers

fuccckkk

[rain rapids]

@distant sphinx tyy

[zinc jacinth]

i dont even have 2 pounds, what the fuck are you asking from me

[crude tapir]

oh well, 1.6 wont be a big update anyway, just modding qol

[wild moss]

hahaha you thought the commands would be consistent

[distant sphinx]

that's the second time I messed up that command

within 30 mins

[zinc jacinth]

damn

[wild moss]

embeds is plural but spoiler isn’t

[gloomy mist]

just stop trying

[distant sphinx]

hahaha you thought the person would thank you instead

[crude tapir]

💀

[ebon timber]

In 1.6 what do you want

[zinc jacinth]

[ebon timber]

I want automation

[gloomy mist]

ability to remove villagers if i dont like them

[distant sphinx]

just get a pc and smapi smh

[wild moss]

give me better furniture

more rug sizes

[zinc jacinth]

THIS

[gloomy mist]

yass

[distant sphinx]

better wallpapers 🙏

[wild moss]

rotatable beds and bookshelves

[gloomy mist]

or more dialougue w npcs

[distant sphinx]

also a couch that matches the big tv

[wild moss]

countertops

[crude tapir]

||sandy marriage||

[gloomy mist]

theres literally two good wallpapers i swear

[ebon timber]

He says to the 16 year old saving up for college with a minimum wage job

[gloomy mist]

do you have a laptop?

[distant sphinx]

skill issue

[zinc jacinth]

guys...

[ebon timber]

Chromebook

[gloomy mist]

so do i just install linux

[trim inlet]

guys i just had a sick moment

[zinc jacinth]

is it rare for me to get this aquatic circle thingy from a barrel in the caves

[crude tapir]

what.

[distant sphinx]

aquatic circle?

[scenic yacht]

no

[trim inlet]

i got daimond from fishing chest

[ebon timber]

Nah I wanna be a loser with a switch

[distant sphinx]

you mean aquamarine?

[scenic yacht]

aquamarine

[gloomy mist]

then stop bitching 🙄

[clever spire]

no they clearly mean aquatic circle

[distant sphinx]

switch is goog only worse than pc because of no mods

[clever spire]

[distant sphinx]

it's the perfect match for sdv honestly

steam deck

[ebon timber]

You can't stop bitching if you already are one

[wild moss]

no hotkeys for hotbar though

[clever spire]

tea

[wild moss]

and diagonals are annoying

but besides that switch sdv is pretty good yea

[ebon timber]

Guys guys guyz

[zinc jacinth]

its like a light blue circle thingy and its called aquatic something.

[gloomy mist]

the only thing i prefer on console is the hotbar keys bc u can do them whilst doing something else but u cant on pc

[ebon timber]

Switch ps Xbox or steam

[scenic yacht]

aquamarine probably

[distant sphinx]

aquamarine 💀

it's kinda rare

[zinc jacinth]

got it from the barrels in level 46

[zinc jacinth]

damn

[gloomy mist]

yea dont sell it u need ti later

[distant sphinx]

pc masterrace babyyy

[ebon timber]

I have like 15 of them and no ancient seeds

[zinc jacinth]

aight ty

[distant sphinx]

huh?

[gloomy mist]

yeah its like rlly rare

[distant sphinx]

wrong reply 💀

[zinc jacinth]

💀 💀 💀 sad life

[trim inlet]

other than the minecarts do u ever get a faster way to move around the map

[gaunt gale]

Hi Lucy

[distant sphinx]

literal teleportation

[gloomy mist]

what minecarts??

[ebon timber]

HORSE

[distant sphinx]

also honse

[winged jackal]

horse

[zinc jacinth]

i

im confused about THERES HORSES IN THE FUCKING GAME?

[wild moss]

yes

[ebon timber]

Buy a stable

[eternal kite]

How do you know that his parents are dead?

[wild moss]

why are you confused

[zinc jacinth]

i know about that teleportation wand that i dont know how to get.

[gloomy mist]

do you not spend every free moment at robins?

[trim inlet]

moment

[wild moss]

there is horse, buy stable, stable has horse in it, ride horse

[zinc jacinth]

this is like 1.5 or smn?

[distant sphinx]

buy for 2m at krobus

[wild moss]

definitely is not

[trim inlet]

from my bae krobus

[crude tapir]

no lol

[distant sphinx]

no 💀

[zinc jacinth]

2m...

[distant sphinx]

been in the game since 1.0 i think

[ebon timber]

2m?

[wild moss]

horse has been around for like 4-5 years

[zinc jacinth]

I have 7000g i dont fucking know how to get Any money

[ebon timber]

2 million?

[wild moss]

damn more than that ok

[gloomy mist]

honeslty i think i know all of the game mechanic there are idk how people miss some

[distant sphinx]

it's not a early game item lmao

[zinc jacinth]

howse

[ebon timber]

2 Microsoft's?

[zinc jacinth]

ik i can get it but i just need 2m

[distant sphinx]

this 👆

[wild moss]

fish, buy seed, plant crop, get animal, make artisan products, sell artisan products

[ebon timber]

What does 2m mean

[wild moss]

more specifically

[gloomy mist]

2 millibillion

[crude tapir]

[zinc jacinth]

how tf do i do artistan products

[distant sphinx]

2 morbillion

[eternal kite]

Fishing bro!

[gloomy mist]

2 000 000 000 000 000 g

[zinc jacinth]

and what shall i do when i finish fishing

[crude tapir]

processing things

[wild moss]

get ||greenhouse||, plant lots of ancient fruit or starfruit in it, make kegs, make wine, make money

[distant sphinx]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Artisan_Goods

[ebon timber]

OH MY GOD HELP ME

[maiden atlas]

spend it all on either strawberry, blueberry, or cranberry at the start of the season

[zinc jacinth]

sell them at willys shop???

[scenic yacht]

no 🥱

[ebon timber]

Sorry caps

[zinc jacinth]

Uh

[eternal kite]

Forage whenever you run out of energy and it’s not the end of the day yet.

[ebon timber]

Don't tell him how he's wrong guys

[zinc jacinth]

i have blue berrys and cranberrys... not strawberries and also i dont know if that'll help

[clever spire]

hola!

[scenic yacht]

rhubarb starfruit pumpkin?

[zinc jacinth]

alright

Money

[maiden atlas]

those too, but this way they regrow.

[gaunt gale]

Doing well?

[zinc jacinth]

i started a barn today, what do i do with animals

[trim inlet]

what are the best tackle for their price

[ebon timber]

Sell them

[zinc jacinth]

(im new to uh sdv i barely know anything)

[gaunt gale]

All are cheap tbh

[scenic yacht]

Starfruit is wayyy better than blueberries either way and u can't get strawberry's until the festival

[wild moss]

the only worthwhile tackle to buy is trap bobber for hard fish

[gloomy mist]

trap bobber outsold

[zinc jacinth]

... they do like... 200

[wild moss]

or maybe cork bobber

[clever spire]

im doing great, wbu?

[cobalt hare]

I like cork bobber

[ebon timber]

Do you have a silo?

[zinc jacinth]

no.

[gaunt gale]

Same yeah having a nice day rn