stardew-valley

[fresh mesa]

mmm yes 23k from one blue berry harvest

I am rich

[scarlet thicket]

pathetic

[honest oyster]

how i felt when i sold 6 truffle oil for 9k

[cobalt hare]

6 truffle oil for 9k what

[scarlet thicket]

idk i just tried to put a Yam into a mayonaise maker

[cobalt hare]

its ok i put in coffee beans in a keg and thought it makes coffee wine

[fresh mesa]

coffee wine?

[cobalt hare]

😂 😂 yep

And then i got coffee from it and the realization hit

I was dumb

[silk echo]

What benefits are from repairing the bridge (300 wood by the beach side) I’ve already repaired it but does it have any important uses besides more space for more wild shells and stuff

[rigid ruin]

on rainy days there's a mariner there, sells mermaid pendant to offer marrieage to your partner

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

Beach forages and the ability to give someone a mermaids pendant

[queen merlin]

does it work still?

[silk echo]

Oh damn it’s raining rn how convenient

[rigid ruin]

also some special summer fish

[silk echo]

Ty

[cobalt hare]

He only sells if ur already dating and 10 hearts someone

[silk echo]

Ohhhhh

[glad ridge]

hey i,m back

[honest oyster]

wb

[silk echo]

Ok makes sense, got a diff play through w my little sis and I can grab that then

[cobalt hare]

ur back for like the 5th time

where are u going

Disappeared again
Watch him come back later again tara

[honest oyster]

thank you

[honest oyster]

watching and waiting

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

I see a ningguang

[queen merlin]

this channel is a church now

[honest oyster]

all hail krobus

[cobalt hare]

Favourite genshin character
I mean favourite sdv food guys

[honest oyster]

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

Im personally a keqing magic rock candy guy

[honest oyster]

i dont have one cause

idk

i bought spicy eel

have yet to try it

[queen merlin]

quartz

[cobalt hare]

its so spicy it makes u go vroom

[rigid ruin]

i prefer algae

[cobalt hare]

White algae

[queen merlin]

idk why i imagine abigail just absorbs the amethyst i gift her into her hair

[cunning pewter]

I know it’s technically a drink, but coffee.

[fresh mesa]

btw

[cobalt hare]

Ah yes coffee

[honest oyster]

hi @neat bronze 👀

[fresh mesa]

is there any point of the cat other than being cute?

[cobalt hare]

Yes

[rotund kindle]

does anyone know how to mix and match portrait mods without messing all the files up

[cobalt hare]

To block the path to ur bed at 1:50am

[honest oyster]

#archived-modded-support maybe

[queen merlin]

prolly better asked in #archived-modded-support

[cunning pewter]

It doesn’t give you anything, but it will love you if you pet it enough

[rotund kindle]

okayy thank you <3

[honest oyster]

@neat bronze you always complain about this ahhahaha

[queen merlin]

there is something in year 2 that cat liking you does

[neat bronze]

Hi

[fresh mesa]

I have experienced this on a storm day

[honest oyster]

hiiii c:

[cobalt hare]

Ooo hi amy

[fresh mesa]

I see I will pet it lots o3o

[neat bronze]

Yesss omg Bonnie always blocks it

[cobalt hare]

Sometimes it blocks the entrance like MOVE B-

[neat bronze]

Hi

[queen merlin]

i have an idea on who amy is but i am not gonna say

[honest oyster]

i feel like im missing something

amy is my gf irl! we play together

[queen merlin]

well end of year 2 ig

or start of year 3

[cobalt hare]

Ruhi

I was gonna say that

[queen merlin]

thought so

[cobalt hare]

U goddamn fast fingers

[neat bronze]

I like to think we are gf’s in the game too but you have eyes for Leah

[cobalt hare]

Or am i just slow

[queen merlin]

my fingers are slow af, you just have slower ones

[honest oyster]

yas she is no secret

[silk echo]

What time is it considered night for Stardew valley?

[cobalt hare]

oh right

[queen merlin]

i think 8 or 9 pm?

[cobalt hare]

Exposed @honest oyster

[silk echo]

Alr thanks just making sure

[queen merlin]

[honest oyster]

NO! i gave u bouquet! i plan on making ||wedding ring ||for you!

[cobalt hare]

#1 leah fan more like /j

[queen merlin]

well now the surprise is ruined

[cunning pewter]

Depends on the context. If it’s for night fishing, some of them start appearing at 4 where others are later. If it’s bedtime, 2am, if it is getting dark, like 7ish?

[honest oyster]

she knew

[cobalt hare]

Oh shi

[queen merlin]

sadge

[cobalt hare]

Amy lucky

Tara bout to propose

[neat bronze]

I am hehehe

[honest oyster]

no im the lucky one

[queen merlin]

also walleye starts appearing at noon but is considered night fish

[cobalt hare]

wtf yall 2 lucky

[cunning pewter]

Noon? That’s hilaruous

[queen merlin]

you are both lucky

[silk echo]

Fishing ofc

[cunning pewter]

Ah yes, 12pm. Night.

[queen merlin]

yup lmfao

[honest oyster]

everyone is lucky, unless tv tells u otherwise

[cobalt hare]

Walleye : night fish
Also walleye: i appear at noon

[silk echo]

So 4PM?

[astral nebula]

I have 3 ancient fruits

[queen merlin]

tv said spirits are not happy with me today

[honest oyster]

sadge

[cobalt hare]

The spirits are displeased

[cunning pewter]

Yeah. Iirc, Bream starts at 4

[queen merlin]

spirits are lying

[cobalt hare]

The tv be lying sometimes

[astral nebula]

Yeah

[silk echo]

Need EEL

Eel*

[queen merlin]

summer and fall 4pm to 2 am ocean

when its raining

[cunning pewter]

Rain 4pm

[fresh mesa]

gotta love being at the blacksmith at 7:30 am waiting for him to open shop

[undone blaze]

spring and fall actually

[cunning pewter]

You are so fast. Lol

[queen merlin]

oh ye lol

[silk echo]

Awesome

[undone blaze]

eels arent in the summer

[queen merlin]

idk why i thought summer

[cobalt hare]

Bro waiting outside clints

[undone blaze]

but yeah other than that thats correct

[honest oyster]

anyway i gtg fr, i barely done any work. if anyone wants/need me dont be afraid to ping/dm

[cobalt hare]

@honest oyster i need

[queen merlin]

bai bai

[fresh mesa]

LET MEE INNNNNN

I need a pickaxe to get ores for quality sprinklers for fall

[queen merlin]

break his door down

[honest oyster]

let me work

[cobalt hare]

Okok see u later

[queen merlin]

i wanna drop a popular britney spears song link as joke but dunno if allowed

[rotund kindle]

pepe

[cobalt hare]

Oops i did it again

[cobalt hare]

Dont forget ur "/j"

[queen merlin]

that emote is my tone indicator

[half loom]

Hello

[cunning pewter]

Hello!

[cobalt hare]

Hello

[queen merlin]

yes that was pepe

[undone blaze]

hi

[queen merlin]

hi but evil

[undone blaze]

hi but nice

[cobalt hare]

hi but neutral

[half loom]

Hi but powerful 🤩😍

[upper pasture]

hi but dyslexic

[undone blaze]

ih?

[slender heath]

Hi but mentally unstable

[cobalt hare]

Ayooooo chicken fam

[half loom]

?ih

[cobalt hare]

Good to see u again

[upper pasture]

AYEEE

[undone blaze]

i?h

[cobalt hare]

Chicken with a bowtie

[upper pasture]

Yes

[cobalt hare]

Stardew on mobile is copium ?

[undone blaze]

thats a chicken?

[upper pasture]

Pretend it is

[undone blaze]

isnt it a duckling

[cobalt hare]

No its a chicken with a yellow beak and a bowtie

[undone blaze]

whats copium

[upper pasture]

Exactly

[undone blaze]

oop, my mistake.

[half loom]

I cant find robins ax

[undone blaze]

check south of the forest below the farm

[half loom]

😭😭

[lament path]

Same question

[undone blaze]

raine omg, out of context but check #creative

[lament path]

Okay

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi

[queen merlin]

:runs away*

[crystal fiber]

[queen merlin]

at least use a different pat emote from time to time

[crystal fiber]

I’ll use whatever I want!

[undone blaze]

i want a pat emote- 🥺

[upper pasture]

💀💀

[cobalt hare]

just ask from the chicken

[cobalt hare]

I mean is it a loss on mobile ?

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

Im sure he will pat

yoooooooooo

[queen merlin]

i will block so you cannot pat if no different pat emote

[undone blaze]

mobile is not updated to 1.5 yet but its in the works

[upper pasture]

[crystal fiber]

RUHI NOOOO

[queen merlin]

RUHI YESSSSSS

[fickle garden]

cope + opium

[crystal fiber]

[upper pasture]

[honest oyster]

guess who just boosted

im so cool fr

[cobalt hare]

who

[honest oyster]

wow cool role wooo

[cobalt hare]

Are you a mobile player ?

[upper pasture]

Guess who's too poor for nitro 😩

[undone blaze]

indeed i am

[cobalt hare]

Nice

[cobalt hare]

c o i n e s

[queen merlin]

[lament path]

Eyyy

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi! Long time no see!

[queen merlin]

lilyyyy its been so long

[upper pasture]

Atmeeee

[crystal fiber]

[queen merlin]

how much you have grown

[upper pasture]

Atme-

Ayeeee*

[cobalt hare]

Atme 💀

[cobalt hare]

I think I should buy moba version

[upper pasture]

SHHHH

[queen merlin]

that emote 😭 😭

[upper pasture]

It's bay again

[cobalt hare]

its bay all over again 💀

[queen merlin]

bay?

[cobalt hare]

he wanted to type baby but typed bay

[upper pasture]

Yeah

[queen merlin]

she started using worse ones help 😭 😭

[upper pasture]

[undone blaze]

sure! if its something you're interested in. i'll say i believe that pc version is probably the best but mobile is good if you just wanna play anywhere and everywhere

[crystal fiber]

Bad Ruhi

[rotund kindle]

pepe is very cute tbh

[lament path]

[queen merlin]

bad lily

[cobalt hare]

ruhi ignored us @upper pasture

[upper pasture]

I-

[cobalt hare]

bad

[upper pasture]

👁👅👁

[queen merlin]

behbeh

[cunning pewter]

How is it adjusting to the screen size difference and stuff? I feel like I’d hate mobile only because the screen is so small

[cobalt hare]

behbeh 💀

[undone blaze]

you can pinch to zoom in or out

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi I’m happy you’re here

[undone blaze]

and uh its not that different i dont think

[lament path]

Bb

[cunning pewter]

Oh, cool. My boomer eyes could use an easy zoom

[undone blaze]

ig it is kinda small

[cobalt hare]

thanks for the details

[queen merlin]

awww i am happy you are here too

[undone blaze]

and i uh i kinda play with my face up to my phone skdjfhgfdslfjgh

[cunning pewter]

Understandable

[queen merlin]

I AM NOT A RAT HAWWWW

me leave bai

[undone blaze]

but rats are cute

[cobalt hare]

gud bai

[lament path]

Bye bran

[undone blaze]

ruhi would be an adorable rat

[cunning pewter]

Maybe I’d try mobile if I had a tablet or something. I’ve only ever played the pc version tho

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi the little shrimp 🦐

[lament path]

Omg yes

[upper pasture]

Wanna be my rat

[queen merlin]

lily the little plankton

[undone blaze]

no thanks

[upper pasture]

😔

[next aspen]

Is there any reason, to keep rice unmilled? ||(except of the help wanted quest maybe)||

[undone blaze]

nope

[queen merlin]

😭 😭 😭

i have never grown rice

[blazing python]

Unmilled rice wine

[undone blaze]

i have like 150 rice shoots from killing bugs

[lament path]

What-

[undone blaze]

its like im too lazy to plant them

[queen merlin]

throw him at sweet granny evelyn raine

[next aspen]

thought so... why are there different qualities anyway? 😄

[undone blaze]

rice wine sounds good

[undone blaze]

yeah ghdjkfgjhfhsjkl

[queen merlin]

i have heard of rice wine or smth

[upper pasture]

[undone blaze]

yeah rice wine is a thing

[blazing python]

Rice juice

[undone blaze]

its good too

[queen merlin]

rice jam

[blazing python]

Unmilled rice juice.

[lament path]

Yeah but, unmilled-

[blazing python]

Garlic juice

[undone blaze]

pickled rice 💀

[blazing python]

Its Sake iirc

[queen merlin]

💀

ah ye that

[next aspen]

so there is absolutley no sense in wasting fertilizer to rice fields too 😉
good to know

[undone blaze]

pickled unmilled rice 💀

[minor karma]

Hi babies

[queen merlin]

he pachi

[minor karma]

^~^

[queen merlin]

[crystal fiber]

Pachi hi

[queen merlin]

ok this time not me

[lament path]

Pachi how are you sheperd already

[minor karma]

Bro I'm cool like that

[crystal fiber]

Ruhi

[cobalt hare]

Ur time to shine @upper pasture

[upper pasture]

BAYBIES

[queen merlin]

lily

[minor karma]

Ngl artisan looks mad good

[undone blaze]

shepherd

[minor karma]

:))) I'm comin' for you next

[undone blaze]

how

[crystal fiber]

Time to start drawing

[lament path]

Wonder forever farmer

[undone blaze]

yup lol

[cobalt hare]

@brisk wave my twizzy

[queen merlin]

i am shit at drawing or i would make something for artisan

[upper pasture]

[minor karma]

You literally get these roles by talking and I do not shut my dumbass mouth

So there you have it

[queen merlin]

i have been here for a month and have shepherd

[minor karma]

My point exactly

[lament path]

Tbf my internet was unstable when I first joined

[upper pasture]

Just like my dad

[honest oyster]

stop RUBBING IT IN /J ive been here for about a month now i think too

[undone blaze]

just like my mental state

[queen merlin]

my internet is at least more stable than me

[cobalt hare]

lüh twizzy

[lament path]

definitely not like I was just wrecked by a typhoon

[queen merlin]

you will get here one day

[honest oyster]

tfw youve been here for over a month and still not shepherd

[upper pasture]

Light

[undone blaze]

light mode?

[minor karma]

At least you're not a victim of embed fail

[honest oyster]

read bio

[lament path]

Light user

[minor karma]

Also are you on mayonnaise mode??

[honest oyster]

its for work

[undone blaze]

ah

[queen merlin]

governor is a victim of it in #stardew-spoilers

[upper pasture]

Ic ic

[visual quail]

real smart haha

[minor karma]

HA

[honest oyster]

yes, i get roasted until they realise the reason hahaha

[final rock]

What is better ? #images-and-memes

[lament path]

LMAOO

[honest oyster]

trust me i dont like mayonnaise mode either

[minor karma]

Then why've you got it

[queen merlin]

brute imo

[visual quail]

She just said

[lament path]

Join us in void mayo mode

[undone blaze]

when did governor get embed fail

[minor karma]

VOID MAYO

[queen merlin]

i have extra void mayo mode

[minor karma]

The supahblack?

[honest oyster]

my work application is default white mode, so discord white mode looks like im working

[queen merlin]

Yus

[minor karma]

Ahh

[undone blaze]

ahdkfjfdskdkfjg

[minor karma]

Clever bastard, you

[honest oyster]

[cobalt hare]

but

[undone blaze]

then set the work application to dark mode /j

[visual quail]

[lyric cape]

im high

[lament path]

Smart ass

[honest oyster]

if i could ;-;

[lament path]

Get low

[undone blaze]

oop

[cobalt hare]

lüh

[queen merlin]

yes the wizard can do that

[cobalt hare]

twizzy

[lyric cape]

I hate it down there

[minor karma]

Unfortunately I can't do that bc Microsoft Excel is white with that giant green bar

[undone blaze]

get off the tree, Geralt.

[upper pasture]

Basement

[cobalt hare]

ethan my twizzy

[queen merlin]

F

[lament path]

Me with custom bar settings

[cobalt hare]

lüh ethan

[minor karma]

Vomits on you

[lyric cape]

waky bakey

[cobalt hare]

lüh etqn

@ethaen

[queen merlin]

what is happening

[undone blaze]

idk but i have a stomach ache and im sleepy

[queen merlin]

sleeeeeeep

[cobalt hare]

my twizzy @brisk wave

[undone blaze]

im going to rest now- good night

[queen merlin]

goodnighttt

[lament path]

Good night wonder

[upper pasture]

Me rn

[cobalt hare]

Goodnight wonder

[queen merlin]

[upper pasture]

Goodnightt

[charred palm]

Pamgail hi hru

[honest oyster]

[cobalt hare]

Oh my good man dalla

[charred palm]

[honest oyster]

[charred palm]

Tara we see you

[honest oyster]

hehe

[charred palm]

How's life

[cobalt hare]

Whos tara /j

[queen merlin]

i have heard they like cats a lot

[honest oyster]

good! trying to focus on working but thats hard, hbu?

[cobalt hare]

Oh hmm

my lüh twizzy

[honest oyster]

so MUCH!

[charred palm]

Good too , same scenario x)
Hope it gets better

[queen merlin]

they are so cuteeeee

[lament path]

I would love to stay but, I won't get to review for the quiz tomorrow. Cya after note-taking

[lyric cape]

everything happens for a reason

[cobalt hare]

It will be fun to meet someone of the same character

[queen merlin]

good luckkkk

[lyric cape]

everyting is connected

[cobalt hare]

ma twizzy

[queen merlin]

wonder go sleep

[undone blaze]

I just realized i shouldn't sleep, i have something to work on for school later

[queen merlin]

oh okie work then sleep

[undone blaze]

Yeah

[honest oyster]

are you still busy? my curiosity is driving me mad

[lament path]

We are junimo, junimo is we

[honest oyster]

[cobalt hare]

u not my cuzin u not my twizzy

[queen merlin]

oh no, i am just waiting for tea to jumpstart my brain again

[upper pasture]

My dumbass self read that as work on sleep

[cobalt hare]

well u are a chicken

[upper pasture]

True very true

[honest oyster]

[cobalt hare]

change your prggile pixture rigjt now

[cobalt hare]

Why

[queen merlin]

💀 💀 okie i will dm the question first ig

[undone blaze]

Sleep, chicken?

[cobalt hare]

i siad so

[lament path]

Forgot this is an English server

[undone blaze]

I read that raine.

[cobalt hare]

Then change urs

trash can

no 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[undone blaze]

Jshdjdbd lmao

[lament path]

It's a saying on how easily chickens can be awakened

[cobalt hare]

Then no

im yeat luh twizzy

[upper pasture]

[cobalt hare]

i heat u

[undone blaze]

I did not know that

[cobalt hare]

i heat u too

lüh twizzy

[undone blaze]

what if i cold you tho

[honest oyster]

[cobalt hare]

im gay

im not

[magic orchid]

hi gay im Gigi

[cobalt hare]

fuck u gigi

[undone blaze]

[cobalt hare]

Hi gigi im not

[undone blaze]

Well that escalated quickly

[magic orchid]

no im not gay so no thank you

[honest oyster]

me too

[cobalt hare]

LÜH TWIZZY

[magic orchid]

Hi not

[cobalt hare]

MDR

😨 😨 😰

[honest oyster]

gay is okay!

[upper pasture]

GAY IS SLAY

[cobalt hare]

😤

[magic orchid]

yes gay is okay

[cobalt hare]

slimw rachnnee

[magic orchid]

im just not gay

[cobalt hare]

slime rancher

[honest oyster]

and thats okay!

[cobalt hare]

And i think u made it very clear

[upper pasture]

🍞

[cobalt hare]

they LYING

[magic orchid]

al my friends are queer lol

im the special one cuz im not xd

[cobalt hare]

I still dont know whats queer

queen?

mdr

🤗

[silk echo]

||Does Gunther need ALL 60 artifacts (all available space on his museum shelves) for sewer?||

[honest oyster]

its just an umbrella term for anyone whos not straight or cisgendered

[cobalt hare]

So umbrella gender /j

[magic orchid]

queer is everything but hetereo

[cobalt hare]

THERES MORE THEM 60 SPACES

[magic orchid]

like pan/ gay/ lesbian all that

[honest oyster]

i think its 60 anything, not specifically artifacts

[cobalt hare]

More than 60 SPACE

mdr

[cobalt hare]

oooh okay

MDR

🦎 🦎

[silk echo]

Just meant 60 “Gunther find” or whatever for his bum arse

Finds*

[cobalt hare]

Minerals and artifacts

[honest oyster]

yeah 60 items donated to museum

[magic orchid]

that does that mean

what*

[upper pasture]

What if there was an option to marry Gunther

[cobalt hare]

MDR)(

[cobalt hare]

Hes built different and speaks the language of the gods

MORT DE RIRE

😹

[magic orchid]

ooh

[cobalt hare]

i wonder what his room will be like

[upper pasture]

Artifacts

[cobalt hare]

break fast

lucnh

dinner

[upper pasture]

Straight up bones

[cobalt hare]

Interesting

🙏 🙏

[upper pasture]

Human bones

[cobalt hare]

@brisk wave my twizzy

chicken bones

[upper pasture]

👁

[magic orchid]

i wonder if he will open all the geode and upgrade your tools out of love

[upper pasture]

I

That's nit gunther

[cobalt hare]

Imagine waking up to ur 999 geodes broken

[upper pasture]

Fr

Ore everywhere

[magic orchid]

jackpot lol

[cobalt hare]

gray bones

Oooo oooo aaa aaa

thats what im saying

oooo aaa?

ya

nice

[scenic mica]

I made it to summer and forgot I was upgrading my hoe so I can't plant anything 💀

[charred palm]

Oof

[tender yacht]

Be more careful and plan ahead next time

[cobalt hare]

ok captain hindsight

[wind trellis]

Why do people keep sending coffee in boxes

[wind trellis]

best to upgrade hoes in the last 2 days of the season

or in winter

winter is the time to mass upgrade everything

commit warcrimes like deforestation, unauthorised mining, and more

/j

[next aspen]

Am i the only one who thought at first time seeing the ||Old Mariner, it is a corpse lying in the sand?|| 😄

[hybrid edge]

i got a hat from the mines called living hat

is it special?

[rich crest]

not rlly but it's pretty rare

unless u count that special

[scenic mica]

I had upgraded my watering can on the 26th and 27th, and then dropped off my hoe immediately after thinking there was 30 days in a season

I learned there was 28 and am facing the error of my ways

[neon bobcat]

One of the rarest hats in the game. And also super cool looking :)

[cunning pewter]

You can plant grass in winter, but it will not spread

[neon bobcat]

You can only plant it on 28 Winter, and it will spread significantly more than usual when the calendar roles over to 1 Spring. Just make sure you don't log out of the game between those days.

[scenic mica]

Do you ever get faster furnaces?

[cunning pewter]

Your furnace does not upgrade, and each ore takes a different amount of time to smelt.

[tender yacht]

No

[scenic mica]

I suppose the solution is to make more furnaces then

[fresh mesa]

I finally have quality sprinklers

I dont gotta water anymore

[radiant tusk]

someone help why the fuck are my blueberry plants dying out of nowhere i swear it was raining yesterday and the next day there were 2 dead blueberry plants

[neon bobcat]

Lightning?

[radiant tusk]

oh yea

[tender yacht]

Rain in summer, right? Must be struck by lightning

[radiant tusk]

i didnt think of that

why the blueberries the lightning could have struck literally any other less profitable crop

but no

[fresh mesa]

just chilling here waiting for more iron to cook for more quality sprinklers

[fresh mesa]

yes

I just have a line of furnaces at the right of my farm

[scenic mica]

do quality sprinklers water the diagonal tiles too, then?

[fresh mesa]

eya

it waters a 3x3 area

[scenic mica]

Thats pog

[fresh mesa]

their kinda annoying to make though

especially after you spent all your money on cranberry seeds

[scenic mica]

What's the recipe?

[fresh mesa]

1 iron bar + 1 gold bar + 1 refined quartz

[radiant tusk]

that reminds me that i also need to grind for quartz

[scenic mica]

Ah that's not too bad, aside from the gold

[fresh mesa]

na

gold + quartz are the easy part

iron is annoying

[scenic mica]

I have a huge stockpile of refined quartz and iron because I spent spring pretty much doing nothing but fishing and mining

[fresh mesa]

im the opposite

I got gold

[radiant tusk]

ah yes the feeling of trying to mine 1 piece of iron while 200 bats beat the living daylights out of you

[scenic mica]

I have like zero gold

I got lucky and there was a sword that dropped from a crate on the lower levels

It's like some kinda iron broadsword?

[radiant tusk]

i got a funny hammer

the slammer

i heard the ability of hammers is really good

[fresh mesa]

im using a yeti sword rn

[scenic mica]

I didn't even know there was hammers

[fresh mesa]

and ive reached lvl 120 of the mines

[red lodge]

why sometimes my cobblestone path destroy some pieces of it

[cunning pewter]

If your cobble path is struck by lightning, it will be destroyed

[red lodge]

oh ok it explain alot now ty

[scenic mica]

Is level 120 the bottom?

[cunning pewter]

Of course!

[cunning pewter]

The mines end at level 120, yes

[charred palm]

You get a key that will help you in the future / near future

[unborn girder]

hi i have a probleme in the game

i don't have quest

[charred palm]

Wdym

[unborn girder]

quest bar does not exist

[charred palm]

At the top right you don't see an ! (Exclamation) point ?

[unborn girder]

no

[charred palm]

Screenshot ?

In #images-and-memes

[tender yacht]

I think you finished story quest available to you for now. I do also have 0 quest rn

[unborn girder]

it s impossible

because i just started the game

[simple ruin]

i think you have to talk to lewis

and his first quiest is for you to talk to all residents

[unborn girder]

i never mind i just uninstal and installed the game and everyting is fine

[simple ruin]

oh ok.

[frozen olive]

press F

if u are on pc

[quiet compass]

press x if on console

[frozen olive]

what is the best season in stardew valley

im new

[distant sphinx]

there is no best season

[frozen olive]

i see

how to marry someone

i want to marry haley

[honest sedge]

Wrong choice

[frozen olive]

why wrong?

[quiet compass]

shshshshsh

[frozen olive]

she is single right?

[distant sphinx]

💀

[honest sedge]

There’s a reason

[frozen olive]

who is the best marriage candidate?

[distant sphinx]

It's your opinion

people here are biased

[frozen olive]

i like haley

how do i marry her

[distant sphinx]

then go with haley

[wise trench]

My game grandpa about to judge me for only finishing three bundles

[distant sphinx]

you need to her up to 8 hearts and then you can start dating her

then you can give her a ||mermaid pendant to marry her||

[frozen olive]

ok

[honest oyster]

us too...

/j

[plush yacht]

Ik it's like bruh what did u do

Hahaha

[plucky trellis]

If you haven't finished the grandpa quest successfully ||you can put diamonds on the altar and check again until you have finished the quest||

[queen merlin]

grandpa died so we ||could fuel his diamond addiction instead of him working for it himself||

[robust wind]

You can

[astral nebula]

What's the grandpa quest ?

[fresh mesa]

btw

does anyone know what the path the town has is called?

I want some for my farm

[honest oyster]

i dont think you can get that specific one

[visual quail]

Stone walkway floor looks a lot like it

[plucky trellis]

||After 2?3? years grandpa will come in your dream and tell you if your farm is successful||

[visual quail]

This is how it looks

[fresh mesa]

I see thanks

but damn

200g for each one

[visual quail]

Nono

that's just the recipe

[fresh mesa]

oh

[tender yacht]

Lol

[carmine umbra]

Harvest 🥳

[charred palm]

Here comes the money

[fresh mesa]

gotta love it when your cat blocks you from sleeping

so you move the entire bed

[carmine umbra]

*bought more seeds*
There goes the money

[quiet compass]

Or power through the kot

[carmine umbra]

Man got his priorities straight

[carmine umbra]

Never disturb a cat sleeping

[charred palm]

💀 you a menace

[carmine umbra]

Your cat's sleeping? Just move the entire bed

[plucky trellis]

I shove the cat/dog over

I paid for the bed LOL

[quiet compass]

I move my capybara

[astral nebula]

I hate mobile stardew soooo muchhhhhhh

I want to put furniture but damn

No OPTION

I want a out line for what my axe will break but no

CUS IT HAS NO OPTION

[quiet compass]

shrhehajtbe same

im lucky to be able to play it on switch

[carmine umbra]

Uhhhhh what

Oh the outline thingy

[astral nebula]

It has no option to out line where you pic or axe is gonna hit

But PC DOES

[carmine umbra]

I usually just use touch controls when im gonna do that, but yeah its pretty bad

[astral nebula]

Pretty racist if you ask me

[carmine umbra]

Apparently phones are now a race 😭

Although the version of both is entirely different

[plush yacht]

What the hell

Im gone for a few minutes

And phones are a race?? What is happening. I will never understand lmao

[carmine umbra]

Mobile is still at 1.4 while pc is at 1.5 @astral nebula

[astral nebula]

Ohhh

[plush yacht]

Rip still??

It's been a long time

[carmine umbra]

Its been 12 months 💀

[astral nebula]

I just thought they didn't add anything to mobile

[plush yacht]

Any news when its coming??

[astral nebula]

Yesterday there was a pam gang

[carmine umbra]

OH GOD THATS TOO MUCH SORRRYYY

[plush yacht]

Lol

Pams need to stop

There are TOO MANY CURSED PFP

[carmine umbra]

I didnt expect it to be a big wall of pic, but there it is. The info about mobile @astral nebula @plush yacht

[carmine umbra]

I agree

Pam Mouse best mouse tho

[plush yacht]

I seriously am going to close my eyes tonight and just see pams face on everything

[plush yacht]

No.

[carmine umbra]

Sooo u disagree?

[plush yacht]

Yes i do. This should be illegal

😭😭😂

[astral nebula]

c

[carmine umbra]

XD

The laugh at the end

[slow yew]

SMELLY CAT

[keen mauve]

catpam

[astral nebula]

The cutest thing in the world ?

[slow yew]

Me

[astral nebula]

WRONG

[slow yew]

No it's correct

Factual

Can't disagree

[astral nebula]

It's the brain 🧠

[carmine umbra]

Obv me

[astral nebula]

Why you may ask

It shows you cuteness

It shows you everything

It's beyond cute

[slow yew]

Ew

Cringey

[astral nebula]

It's actually horrifying

[slow yew]

[charred palm]

Apparently brain is tasty

[slow yew]

[charred palm]

I didn't say that tho

[carmine umbra]

Sir i would have to ask how u know that info

[astral nebula]

It was the brain........

Ayo

[carmine umbra]

Soo the brain thinks the brain is tasty

[charred palm]

Nah just a random thought

[carmine umbra]

LMAO DALLA WUT

I SAW THAT

[charred palm]

Wut ?

[astral nebula]

I still think the worst disability is blindness

[carmine umbra]

THAT THING

[charred palm]

Now you see things damn

You might wanna check your health

[carmine umbra]

TwT

[robust wind]

People need to leave Concerned Ape alone he's clearly feeling pressured

[harsh eagle]

Earth Crystals are the bane of my existence

[carmine umbra]

He definitely is, along with the development of Haunted Chocolatier and people demanding more sdv content. Although iirc the update for mobile are actually handled by another team other than him, so i suppose its not his main focus

iirc

Might be wrong

[proud osprey]

He’s the developer of a popular game, there are always going to be desperate fans

[minor karma]

Hi you absolute gays

[minor karma]

My dude is mad busy like leave his ass alone fr

[keen mauve]

749 blueberries! wow!

thats good right

[robust wind]

Yes but he's a human too and is really trying to make the fans happy and they still keep asking. Also like mobile?? Git gud and buy it on console or pc and problem solved

[minor karma]

I would actually think it to be deafness personally

[fresh mesa]

when you get quality sprinklers in fall

and suddenly it starts raining like crazy

[keen mauve]

deafness can be fixed with hearing aids

[robust wind]

Yeah fr

[fresh mesa]

when it barely rained the past seasons

[minor karma]

My grandfather operates with lightning speed and he's worse than legally blind and he says the only setback to his life would have been bad hearing

[proud osprey]

I’m not defending the desperate fans here, I’m saying it’s bad but we can’t really do anything about it

[astral nebula]

I actually really happy that Elon Musk is actually gonna make a device that can help with blindness

[robust wind]

Yeah I know I was just expressing that ppl should leave him be and be patient lol

[minor karma]

Dude like 5 bucks on mobile is a complete steal for the basic vanilla version like- you are lucky it all works fine and you're getting the completed experience and not a lite version

And if you connect mobile devices, you only have to pay the first five dollars and then you play free on the side devices

[robust wind]

EXACTLY

[minor karma]

That is an absolute steal and people are so ungrateful

[robust wind]

Yeah for real

[glad ridge]

guys

should i go to the luau

what is it

[carmine umbra]

Yes

[glad ridge]

and is it worth goin g

like can i get stuff

[carmine umbra]

No, but if u put a good ingredient u can get a friendship boost to all villagers

[queen merlin]

hello drama monarchs

[serene walrus]

bring good thing for the soup give some friendship with whole town

[carmine umbra]

Check the wiki for more info @glad ridge

[glad ridge]

ok

its today

[serene walrus]

hiiiiiiihihi

[queen merlin]

henlo peachy

[carmine umbra]

2/4 corners done! What'd u guys think?

[serene walrus]

looks nice

[carmine umbra]

Thanks

[glad ridge]

??

[robust wind]

Very awesome animals will be so happy w all that grass

[carmine umbra]

Thx!!

[glad ridge]

what should i bring??

[carmine umbra]

U can bring a lot of stuff, thats why i suggested u to check the wiki

[serene walrus]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Luau

[carmine umbra]

Like fishes, crops, etc

The grade also helps!

[serene walrus]

it has all the stuff you can bring<3

[queen merlin]

looks pretty cozy

[honest oyster]

i love this

[honest oyster]

no u

[carmine umbra]

It'll be cozier if i hadn't forgot to feed them yesterday cuz its raining

[queen merlin]

no u

[minor karma]

The biggest benefit to the Luau is like... friendship if I recall

[carmine umbra]

Thank youu

[queen merlin]

its the comedy

[honest oyster]

[minor karma]

My very first playthrough, I put coffee in it, hoping to poison the townsfolk

But they liked it

[serene walrus]

lol

[queen merlin]

F

[carmine umbra]

Should've put either mayor's lucky short or pufferfish if u actually wanted to poison em

[minor karma]

I got all excited like "HHHHAHAHAHA"
And then governer was like "omg its so yummy"

[tender yacht]

Should have put bat wings if you can

[honest oyster]

[simple ruin]

red mush

[carmine umbra]

Nahhh we dont want to get quarantined in sdv-

[minor karma]

there's a mod where Sebastian mentions putting laxatives in the soup

[simple ruin]

that's vanilla actually

[queen merlin]

sadge life

[simple ruin]

and sam did it! lol

[minor karma]

actually no Sam put a pound of rotten fish or sumn in there lol

[queen merlin]

i wish we could help him

[minor karma]

But like either way

[distant sphinx]

[minor karma]

And I was wondering too, like why tf did Sam hate the governer so much

[cinder geyser]

Guys why when i chop down wood my wood have an healthbar thingy on top of it?

[distant sphinx]

"it's just a prank bro"

[simple ruin]

lol yea ok that makes sense.

i think it's a 'make lewis the embezzler mayor' look bad thing

[minor karma]

I think if you put the mayors shorts in there, the governer's tongue swells up or something

[queen merlin]

pretty sure

dunno if i should be surprised that's the most that happens or that can even happen

[honest oyster]

what if u put sap in

its -2 health iirc

[distant sphinx]

No he actually enjoys it until he finds the shorts

[queen merlin]

probably worst flavour or something i am guessing

if you can put it in

[distant sphinx]

🤢

[minor karma]

HHHHAAAA

[minor karma]

I remember that like he really liked the flavor until the shorts were in there

My man tasted herpes

[distant sphinx]

||“Hmm... It's a bit tangy... but actually, the flavor is quite good! Just one minute... there's something in my bowl... what's this?”
— Governor||

[minor karma]

HHHA

[honest oyster]

i could never do something like the luau irl cause i freak out if i dont know whats in food

[minor karma]

DISGRACEFUL

[distant sphinx]

quite good

[minor karma]

Exactly ngl

[queen merlin]

same same

[honest oyster]

one time my stepdad gave me calamari and told me it was onion rings... trust issues ever since

[queen merlin]

i freak out knowing what is the food

[minor karma]

Bro like imagine realizing the thing that made the luau potluck taste good was coffee or a sea cucumber or like dandruff

[honest oyster]

DANDRUFFF

[queen merlin]

forget about not knowing what is in it

[honest oyster]

hahahahaha sebastian

[queen merlin]

raw pufferfish

[minor karma]

SCRAMS

[queen merlin]

[minor karma]

SCREAMS

[queen merlin]

mutant carp

[crisp light]

Tchu biraum daum da

[honest oyster]

🌨️

[queen merlin]

damn seb can make it snow

[honest oyster]

just rub his head a lil

[minor karma]

Wait but why tf do they trust people with the luau anyway???? Like after Sam put some nasty fish in there and everything

[distant sphinx]

sebastian has ice powers?

[distant sphinx]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[honest oyster]

close! dandruff powers

[distant sphinx]

tradition

[quiet compass]

yes he is the god of winter

[queen merlin]

i am surprised sam and we are the people who have put the nastiest things in it

i can imagine pam throwing a battery pack in it

or a chair

[simple ruin]

who wants HOT ASS SOUP in the summer anyway?!?!

[distant sphinx]

she puts alcohol in there

[cerulean venture]

Facts

[queen merlin]

I WAS GONNA ASK THAT SEB

[distant sphinx]

He turned the soup into taco bell

[honest oyster]

idk what it is seb, pls enlighten us

[queen merlin]

yes but i am saying, pretty imaginable

[simple ruin]

i want linus' roast pig

[minor karma]

Surstromming is a fermented fish that smells like rotten eggs btw

[honest oyster]

sounds... interesting

[simple ruin]

there goes breakfast!

[cerulean venture]

That is breakfast

[minor karma]

HA

[queen merlin]

does it taste like rotten eggs too?

[distant sphinx]

maybe rotten eggs smells like fermented fish

[queen merlin]

or is it like durian where specific niche or some shit?

[minor karma]

nah it's said to taste sour-sweet but that makes me feel even worse

[queen merlin]

sounds interesting

[minor karma]

Yeah its an acquired taste

[simple ruin]

ilk.

[distant sphinx]

acquired taste ig

[queen merlin]

hmm

i want to try out ngl

[cerulean venture]

I feel dumb what is ilk

Local boomer here

[frozen tree]

HI

[simple ruin]

just a weird way to say yuck. or whatever. its the gen z equivalent of keyboard spam.

[minor karma]

Icky icky

[simple ruin]

wiat, so am i lol

[frozen tree]

how do i farm?

[cerulean venture]

Ohhh ok sorry

[distant sphinx]

hoe the ground and plant seeds

[charred jay]

Water + ground

[minor karma]

should I buy an apple tree or nooo...

[distant sphinx]

then water them

[frozen tree]

nice

[simple ruin]

yes

[cerulean venture]

Oh lol

[distant sphinx]

cc?

[queen merlin]

yes

apples are nice

[carmine umbra]

Apple is fall, right?

[distant sphinx]

ye

[minor karma]

no I'm fine on CC if you mean artisan bundle

[cerulean venture]

be me
21 years old
doesn't know what the kids are saying these days

[crisp light]

Tchu

[carmine umbra]

Ok thx

[minor karma]

All I need is cheese and cloth now and I'll clear that

[simple ruin]

i'm going to assume your gender - but girl i'm freaking 40.

[crisp light]

Omg OLD

[queen merlin]

that's a sign you have a life and not that you are a boomer

[minor karma]

so i don't need it? :0

[cerulean venture]

No I am a girl lol

[crisp light]

😩

[distant sphinx]

oh then peaches and pomegranates make the most money

[minor karma]

NNNNICE

[frozen tree]

how do i plant something?

[cerulean venture]

Well thank you lol but I always feel small braim

[distant sphinx]

excluding the [redacted] trees

[minor karma]

Between peach and pomegranate... which one?

[queen merlin]

same same

[distant sphinx]

same price

[queen merlin]

what is a brain? don't know, never had one

[simple ruin]

i have a teenage daughter so I keep up with the kids for the most part. and oh fyi my son is older than you Miki!

[cerulean venture]

I know my life is over I need to write my will lol

[cerulean venture]

Oh lol

[frozen tree]

how do i plant something

[queen merlin]

till the ground with your hoe

[simple ruin]

hoe the ground and plant it. then water it

[cerulean venture]

My mom says bussin because I do

[queen merlin]

then put the seed and then water

[lyric cape]

i luv hoes

[simple ruin]

that word is banned here b/c one of my daughters friend over-used it. but i digress into off topic stuff.

[cerulean venture]

🤣

[fresh mesa]

chilling out a pieres cause I need seeds at 7:30 am

[charred jay]

Do not farm for flowers unless it's for decorative reasons

[fresh mesa]

why isnt pierre open 24/7

[distant sphinx]

LET ME INNNNN

[queen merlin]

[frozen tree]

were do i get an seed and i dont hav an hoe

[fresh mesa]

man literally lives tehre anyway

[simple ruin]

realizes its wednesay

[distant sphinx]

he can be lategame

[queen merlin]

you should have a hoe 😭 😭 its in your starting inventory

[minor karma]

Isn't he open longer ||post-CC||

[cerulean venture]

Troll?

[queen merlin]

and the seeds are in the orange pack thing

[lyric cape]

how do i get paid ?

[frozen tree]

oo i have one

[queen merlin]

maybe, let's see

[frozen tree]

now where tf do i get seeds

[simple ruin]

sell your stuff in the shipping bin

[frozen tree]

for my localweedfarm

[distant sphinx]

no he just opens on wednesdays

[minor karma]

the employees in JojaMart that aren't Shane and Sam... do they live in neighboring towns?

[simple ruin]

you get some from lewis when you start

[queen merlin]

file your taxes....... put the produce in the shipping bin to the right of your house

[fresh mesa]

well now im just chilling

[queen merlin]

there is no weed in the game

[scenic mica]

Is there any benefit to selling stuff to the shopkeepers vs the bin?

[frozen tree]

😦

[distant sphinx]

they live in the store like gunther

[fresh mesa]

got 38k from my cranberry on like day 12th of summer now ima just keep all the other cranberries and start making kegs

[simple ruin]

instant gratification is all.

[distant sphinx]

they never move and they never leave

[distant sphinx]

faster

[tender yacht]

Shipppng bin means counted as shipment while sell directly not

[lyric cape]

missed opportunity

[distant sphinx]

cranberries.. during summer

[queen merlin]

discussion of drugs is banned on the server anyway

[scenic mica]

If it counts as shipment do you get less money?

[simple ruin]

no

[distant sphinx]

nope

[lyric cape]

good thing its a plant

[queen merlin]

selling to pierre and selling in the bin give same amount of money

its just a difference of when you get the money

[minor karma]

I don't like selling to pierre

[distant sphinx]

He claims your items as his own

[queen merlin]

i would sell my soul to morris because he said he would help with my transition when i bought the membership

[tender yacht]

Oh no "pierre greedy" topic again